Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Louis CK

Episode Date: January 22, 2023

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YKW YKW Hi! Started the social media podcast. YKW The fact that YKW did podcasts. YKW did back again. Old school back in the day.

We're all starting before them all. YKW YKW This podcast is so fun and crazy. And there's no rules. Shut up, you're ruining this. Bring the bar. Damn it, man. I'm sorry. Why can't I use this podcast is so fun and crazy and there's no rules What's up dude what's going? Welcome to another episode of You Know What, dude. The first podcast, everybody knows I started podcasting. It's a fact. And I've been doing it for 15 years. I've been doing it here at the seller. Up in the second floor, we started a little

section over there. Now it's a studio. We're getting even bigger, but I'm telling you right now to all the shows I've ever done. All the shows I've done, I'm very excited about today. Today is the day you tuned in at the right episode. Today, everything's gonna change from this day forward. Because the guests I have is one of my close friends. I love them. I love them. I probably love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. episode today, everything's going to change from this day forward because the guest I have

is one of my close friends. I love him. I love him. I probably love him more than he loves me, but he's never been on my podcast ever. I've had everybody on the show. I've had Don Rickles. I had Lucille Ball. Well, I've had Chappelle with Rock,

and Will Smith at the same time. I never had this guy, so I'm very excited to have him on the show. Please ladies and gentlemen, welcome. My good friend, Mr. Louis CK. What's up buddy? Where are you? How you doing man?

I do love you as much as you love me. Do you? Yeah, I might love you more. Why, why, what do you say that? I think you're, you might have some insecurity feeling that makes it feel like you love me more. Like you feel the feeling of your love? Yes.

More to you. Well, I actually, I guess you have insecurity. I just wanted to hear you say it. But I just calmly love you more. You calmly love me. Yeah, I love you. I confidently love you more. I love you with a like a nervous energy. That's right. Right. You love me. I love it with faith and calmness and

certainty. Like a like a real dad. That's right. Yeah, instead of a stepdad. Yeah. Right. It's right. Like, yeah, I love you like a foster kid. Did you like the present? Yeah. I liked. We had awful the people put that kind of pressure on kids on little kids like what do you like? Do you like me? Do you like the present? Do you like what I? Like make it an eight year old girl like it's okay. You're fine. It's fine. You know, I I do do that I I like fucking with max. Well, you're a proper dad. You're not a stepdad. You're a real dad Yeah, stepdads I've had I've had one bad one That used to beat me and I had, that was very vicious.

Which I can't even comprehend now having max. It's crazy, isn't it? I couldn't, like, I've tried to visual it in a little head. Yeah, I felt like hitting it for making a joke. I remember making a joke and being smacked and going, that's not your laugh. And I still remember it to this day.

When I laugh, I had somebody say, that's not your laugh. That's not your laugh, he said to me. It was a third grade, and he smacked me in the head because I went, hehehe, because kids developed their laugh. Max fakes laughs all the time. That's really weird because I remember my dad beating up my sister for laughing.

Really? And it was the same, same thing. Because she was fake laughing. What is that laugh? Yeah. Stop that. And then she started crying. Yeah.

He's like, oh, now don't cry. And so he beat her? Yeah. It was because naturally it's the only thing left to do. I mean, it is the progression of it. He kid does a cutty laugh. You got it on the cut it out. That may cry.

What do you got left? You got to kick the shit out of them. No, because they'll be- No, because they'll be- No, they'll be- They'll be- They'll be- They'll be-

They'll be- They'll be- I mean, I get it. Being a cutty cryer. Yeah, exactly. Who wants that? No. You have to make a choice.

That's right. Before the show, people don't know this that, well, I mean, it almost didn't happen. I mean, this is a big episode. I told everybody, let's get out here, you got it, let's do it, make sure everything. I wanna go, I literally said, I wanna go at 12. When he gets here, we go. Cause I don't wanna talk.

I don't wanna have little small talk and I don't wanna. It's 12-20. Right. And of course, it didn't happen. Something, what happens when, and I don't want to. It's 1220. Right. And of course it didn't happen. Something, what happens when, and I started to panic, and I've been working on my anger and my frustration issues with people.

Yeah. And you had said something, you said, you call me right down. What did I say? I don't remember. You said, this happens. Yeah, because I directed movies and stuff. So you just sometimes you go, you're like in the minute,

you're like, we got, and sometimes it's like when there's a chemistry. We gotta go, we gotta go and they go, we're not, cameras down. And you just go, boof, boof. And you just shut down. You have to shut down emotionally.

Yeah, you just go and pause, and then they do it. And then they do the thing, and you see people running around and everybody's upset and there's one guy in the crew who has to do it who's usually the lowest on the, and he's just trembling hands and he's trying to fix it and everybody's turning them like this. And you just try to cool it down.

There's nothing you can do about it. There's nothing you can do. There's nothing you can do about it. And it worked. I mean, these guys with mush was sweating. Yeah. I mean, really bad. Like heart attack. Right. Max little max was panicking. Yeah. Here's what happens when that stuff happens. And I go, I want to know what's happening. Yeah. Nobody will talk to you. Nobody will talk to you. What's going on, guys? And they don't want to talk to you because they're just trying to fix it. They shut down. What

you do is you have a conversation with them later and you say, that can't happen. And they'll go, yeah, but it's because the cable was broken. You, yeah, but why didn't you know that before? Don't yell at them. Yeah, what's going on? Don't yell. No, you don't yell at them.

You just talk to them, which is worse. It's like with your father, with your father. Right. If your father screams at you, you just go, oh, this guy's a dick. Right. But if your father screams at you, you just go, oh, this guy's a dick, right? But if your father explains that you disappointed him, yeah, but this was unacceptable, you just want to die inside. Sure. It's a bet. It's better. Yes. So if you want to hurt these guys, talk to them later. Yeah.

Okay. Uh, Max really polite. And you tell him why didn't you do a dry run? Why didn't you know this problem before the second he walked in? What were you doing when he was on his way here? Can we practice that like you be me and I'll be them? Yeah, so what happened? Well, how come we didn't start at noon? I do remember, excuse me. Yeah.

We'd be like polite is worse. Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry, do you mind? Yeah, sure. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. I don't know if you remember, but I sure. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. I don't know if you'll remember,

but I said that we needed to start right at noon. Yep. Do you remember that? Do you remember how important it was to me? I. We start right at noon. Yes, I do. Okay, and I didn't get that result.

No. And I need you to know that that's super frustrating. I know, I, yes, I agree. So then why did that happen? Why, why, why did my telling you how important it was not resulted in me getting what I needed? Can I go now? Yes.

That hurt. That went hurt with the glass and you paused. Somebody broke something. Excuse me? Somebody, there was something broke. Somebody broke something, it didn't fix it. Uh-huh. Did you break something? I did not.

Okay. Somebody in our team broke something that didn't. I don't know. But somebody yes. Okay. And when did you find that out? Right now. Yes.

Right before the show. So why did you find that out? Right now. Yes. Right before the show. So why did you find it out right before the show? I don't know. Okay. Thank you. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Can you imagine what when I said to you? Oh, that hurt. I said to you, we need to start right at noon. Yeah. That was what, 10 o'clock this morning. That was actually three days ago. Three days ago. Yeah.

So you had time to make sure. I did. Did you do anything to make sure we started at noon? Or did you just have it in your head as an idea? No, I did everything. I did. Well, then you would have found out that the cable was broken before we started. If you had checked everything, because you knew how important it was. When I say things to you, like we need to start right a new, I need that to actually translate into action on your part,

not just like a yes, sir. Right. Yeah. Okay. We understand. I do. I do. Yes. I just really want to thank you for listening. Thank you. That's how you handle. Oh, it's not horrible. Thank you at the end. Socks. To thank torture. To torture. I've never done that to anybody. No, that's horrible.

Look, I'm sweating. You've never had this horrible. I'm gonna do that to all of you. It's horrible. You, no, don't do that. Oh, I'm doing it to you. You just do your own, you know, make it your own. Oh, the fact that you, see, my thing is what the fuck happened.

Yeah, nobody, because everybody, they can dismiss you. Yep, that's, you're right. Yeah. You know, anger, I've been working on my anger because I was given my anger at a young age. Right. That's how my stepdad did my mother, it's you, a snap. Yeah. You snap and it's you, a snap.

You snap and take a Boston thing. All my friends, moms, everybody I knew when I was a kid. It would start a Bobby, Bobby, Robert, Robert, get the fuck down here now. Everybody's late because of you. You fucking asshole. And I would just, and I would come down. And then later in life, you'd say,

hey, come on, we gotta go. We gotta go, dawn, we have, dawn, we have to fucking go. Yeah, it doesn't work. It fucking ends everything. No, it just shuts everything down. Yeah. And you wanna have a goal when you're communicating, right? You wanna be communicating for a reason.

Sure. So like if you wanna punish people, you can just make them feel shitty, but they're not gonna perform better. No. Like the thing I just did is joke. You can't really do that, but you do want to give that information to them. And they will feel bad, but the team gets better.

Because what you start to tell them, because you got to train people, you know? You go, I need you to actually think ahead, I need you to like test shit, like do the show right before we do it. Right. You guys see it all at work. And the next time that you say to them, did it like test shit, like do the show right before we do it. Right. Are you guys listening? See it all work.

And the next time that you say to them, this is important, then it'll get better. But here's the last, unless if you do that with them and the next time it doesn't get better, that means they just don't give a fuck. And then what do I do? Then you live with that. You live with this?

Yeah, it's okay. Okay, it means you're just not, you're just not. Do you see Mike's word my mush We call him mush. She sees eyes right now. Yeah, they're dead Why do you call him mush? Because he's mush. He mushers the show. It was just funny because I grew up in Newton You know, yeah, and mush was a big word in Newton. Yeah, it's what you call each other everybody. It was dude That dude was mush mush. Don't much what the fuck see I'm from she a fucked

That's what we say to each other, you know, I'm from Medford and we used dude It's dude and mush is what you did to a girl when she wasn't listening you mush to face that shit She had a James Cagney. Oh, dude. They use the grapefruit 100% all the time guys They'd mush get out of here and they might they want to hit him put it up I don't know but you know Cagney with a great. Oh, we can pull it up. Oh, you don't know how to think but you know Cagney with a great. Oh, we can pull it up. Oh, there's a it was the good old days. Oh, woof when you could yeah, anyways, yeah, I had to hear with target. But no, we mush was newton had its own language. So there was like this we the kids in a certain

in the neighborhood in Newton was called the Nonantum, the Lake. And it was all Italian and Irish. Oh, shit. And they all talked this way. They still do, I think. Wow. But they go mush. And there was the words like you call girls jivils.

What the jivils? That jivils is quistia. A what the? That means dude that chicken's hot. Mush that jivils is quistia. Qu that jivell is quistia. Quistia, what is quistia? I never, nobody ever knew. You get it.

Everybody talk like that, but I found out that it's also, yeah, here he goes. But it's, and there's words like your dick is called your cally. What dude? I listen, news is not that. It's not my cally, but then I heard Tyson Fury, the fighter. He's an Irish...

Pipsy. He's a gypsy. And he said callie about some guy's dick. And I realized he... Somebody said that it's gypsies. Irish gypsies and gypsies, caronies and people... And Newton, and Newton, Massachusetts. Because I always thought of Newton,

when I grew up in Medford, we always thought Newton was a bunch of pussies. Yeah, well, you know, well, we had a Newton was half, half and half, half working, half working class half rich. Right, because there is a lot of rich people in Newton. Yeah, there's a new, the new, the chest and hill mall.

Chest and hill mall was unfuckin' believable. Yes, beautiful mall. Using the bomb bandana. Good, a bomb. There's a lot of fun. I mean, that's the dirtiest thing I've ever, I mean, it's terrible. Good calm, everything good. It's a lot of calm, yeah.

Yeah, Newton had Newton center, which was really rich people. Yep. And Newton Highlands, and then Newtonville, and Anantum was where I lived right on the highway right on the Turn the mass turnpeg was like in my backyard like I was one block away Was in my life my whole life Wow, and I went to Newton North High School Which was like half technical high school right and the Newton South were Rogan went Joe Rogan went there

With richer kids so public school, but yeah a lot a lot of people come from Newton Yeah, a lot of comedians. A lot of comedians come. You, Rogan, who's the other one? I'm fucking. I don't know. What the fuck? There's another one that comes there too.

Yeah. Yeah, a lot of funny people come out of Newton. You did know, you did know Rogan growing up, did you? No, no. He was not a few years younger than me. He's a couple of years younger than me. I don't know, maybe they were around the same age. I think you're on the same age. We didn't meet until we were doing stand-up in Boston.

And you knew him when you started? Were you guys friends then? I started if, like, two or three years before him. So he were sort of two different generations. Like, I started one year, then DiPolo started the year after, and we were friends. I started one year, then DiPolo started the year after and we were friends and then Rogan was like the next wave back with like Fitzimmons and guys like that. But was he accepted? Did you guys like him when he came up? Yeah, I liked him. He's a likable guy.

I mean, he was, he had this wicked energy, this wicked and he was just fucking waitresses and just getting, you know, I don't know, I don't know anything about his personal life. I remember one waitress who I was just so into, and that was his girlfriend. So I look at it like he fucked all the way through. That's how I process that. He has, he has a, there's an energy about him. Yeah. Like the first met him. It's just, you know, if there was, we were in no electricity days, he'd be a king of

a certain part. Yeah, he could have survived, but I remember I started chatting with him and getting to know him and I liked him. He was interesting because he was from Newton and he was at what do you call it? Tyquando champ or? Tyquando champ. Tyquando champ. And so I found that interesting.

So and I taught, I asked him about it. And he was engaging, talking about it. Like he was generous about talking about it, you know? I remember him telling me the biggest mistake people make in fights is they wait to like agree when it starts. Yep. But you just got to get started. So like he told me like in high school,

he was like, some kid came up to him and goes, Hey, and he just immediately punched him in the chest like the guy, he can tell the guy wants to start a fight. But he thinks it's gonna be a whole buildup. You say something, I say something. Hey, are you some kind of a putter? And then he's, and then he can't breathe, and he falls down.

Yeah. And I remember him telling me that, and I liked the kind, I liked them. Fighting the thing, I say to people at the time, dude, I think that if you think we're going to fight fair, you're crazy. Yeah. Like if you think we're going to square off, like there's a ref, I'm going to say, Hey man, I'm sorry. And as soon as you turn, I'm going to hate you with a shovel. That's fighting. Yeah. If you're going to kill me. Right. I mean, I'm not I'm going to, you know, we're not going to do it out. Yeah. If you're gonna kill me, right. I mean, I'm gonna, you know,

we're not gonna duke it out. No. And wait for you to throw a punch and I'm gonna go like that. Right. Yeah, no, that's not a fight. One of the craziest things I've ever seen down here, Saturday night.

In the summer. And while I was down here, there's this little Italian kid, little guy, and he was fucking with everybody. Yeah. And then there was this big, no outside in the winter. And he's fucking with everybody. And then there was this big, no outside in the winter. And he's fucking with this one kid,

huge fucking Norwegian guy. Foreigner, too, didn't even really speak English that well. And the guy's not saying, this little, I'll fucking murder you, you fuck. And his girlfriend, townie, come on. And then he goes in the car, he grabs a bat. Yeah.

And he goes out, this guy's facing that way. And he goes and he swings the bat. And the kid had a puffy cup, you're gonna f**k. And it just hits the puffy cup and you're, all the people on the street. And the kid slowly turned around, he goes, just hit me with a bat. I don't know.

And this kid fucking ran back to the spot. Yeah, sure. You heard people just die laughing. Oh, yeah. They had no just die laughing. Oh, yeah. You had no effect on this. No, no, no, no. I was looking for an apartment once. I was with Todd Barry and one of the comic,

I forget who the other guy was, might be Chuck's Clark. And they came with me. We were all going to lunch, but I was looking for a place to live. It was about way years, I was in my 20s. Right. So I was looking for a place on like 13th Street

and second avenue, like way east. And back then that was pretty gnarly down over there. Yeah. And so I'm going, I'm waiting for a realtor to meet me in front of a building and the realtor is not there. And there's a community center across the street. And all these kids just like kind of rough seeming kids come out, they're just being, it's being let out, you know, for lunch.

And two of them start yelling each other. And one of them had a bat. I think some of them were going to practice or some, and he hit this kid in the bat and he like, you know, on the arm. Yeah. Then the kid went inside. The school came out with a knife. Jesus.

And stabbed the kid in the stomach. And you saw this. I saw this. So now this kid's bleeding. Everybody screams all kinds of shit. And pretty quickly these cops came and they break it all up. They take the kid who got stabbed and they just take him and put him in the,

he's sitting in a cop car. He's laying, he's got his feet on the street and he's laying in this cop car and there's just blood, he's sitting in a cop car. He's laying, he's got his feet on the street and he's laying in this cop car and there's just blood, he's wearing a white shirt. He's dying. Just red shirt. And the cops are standing like leaning against the car, just talking.

And somebody came over and said, some like kind of white nervous guy said, shouldn't you get him through a hospital and the cop goes, get the fuck away from me. Get the fuck away from starting screaming at this goes, get the fuck away from me. Get the fuck away. If you're starting screaming at this guy, get the fuck away from me. This ain't none of your fucking business.

And then they went back to chatting and Todd turned to me and said, I don't think you want to live in this neighborhood. Yeah, this is funny. It's like, I don't think we need to see the apartment. Yeah, so yeah, it used to be more violent here. It's a little bit, yeah, New York used to be, I mean, that's violent now, but it's not as bad as it was it's almost guy swinging a Thing at you violent. Yeah, step around him. Yeah, it's crazy people violent

Yeah, which if you're a little crazy too, which I am you can look them in the eyes and it's like two dogs That's right, and it's like and they they go I got you You know what I mean? I've had almost people look me in the eye and go mm-hmm.'s right. And it's like, and they go, I got you. You know what I mean? I've had almost people look me in the eye and go, all right, I'll let you go. You're crazy too. You're fucking, you'll do something too. I saw homeless guy walking in stumps once

and just, and just spit coming out. I was just not after a bad sat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just screaming. And I was with a friend of mine. She had a little dog and she was inside. So screaming. And I was with a friend of mine. She had a little dog and she was inside. So her dog, I was holding her dog and her dog was just on the sidewalk. And he, he was mental and angry and violent. But he was, and I realized he's about to step

on the dog. And I saw him go, oh, and he stood, he stepped around the dog. He got a moment of sanity. Yeah, he was like, I don't want to squish a dog. Yeah, nobody wants to mush it. Nobody's that crazy. Yeah. I had a homeless guy, that's why I moved out of the city. Homeless guy kicked my dog. Really?

The night I brought Max home from the hospital and it fucked me up because I thought for some reason, you know, they just go here with a baby. They give you the baby and they say go buy. And then in New York, you don't get in your car, you have to hail a cab. Yeah, with a baby. This is before Uber.

This is like you had to stand out in the street. And you get lucky. Hope you get lucky. Hope it's not raining. Yeah. Hope it's, there's not a next game. Crazy. And you go outside and you heal a cab,

then you scooch into the back seat of this cab. With a brand new person. With this, yeah, brand new person. And then you go to your own the street. And then I can get the baby and I got dawn in. And I go walk these fucking two dogs, Calbee and Diva. And my mother's called it's two in the morning. And then I'm with the dogs and I make sure

I'm a good dog person. I, New York City has a lot of shit dog pee. Yeah, sure. Well, they don't, they just let it go. And you and the thing and they'll trip you and they, and they say sorry after the fact, which I fucking hate. I hate those.

I had one guy walk up in his dog piste on my leg, and he was on his phone and he turned and he went, sorry, and he kept walking. Doug, literally just like this, he was talking, he had anyways and they looked over and he went, sorry. It's funny. Our generation of comics is funny because we talked on this phone. We used to talk on a phone that went with a little thing.

Yes, yes. And we still do this for, we don't go like this when we might, we don't do it. We should do that, right? Yeah. Well, we don't have to do that because most people have your But receivers like you hit a big old. Yeah, we had the thing with the little thing right yeah We should be just doing like this because most people have ear buds just like oh, sorry Yeah, so just this ready. Yeah, you two. Sorry. I have a sorry I'm so you know, I have a guy. I'm sitting there with my dog and all of a sudden I hear This homeless guy no, shredded black guy,

kicked Kelby and I lost it. I just lost it and I got right in his nose and I was like, you kicked my fucking dog? It was yeah, right back at me. Yeah, I kicked your fucking dog, watch your fucking dogs. And I was like, I was watching my dogs. And that was screaming. And I go high and he was watching my dogs. And I was screaming. And I go high and he went higher. Yeah. So I go higher. So it's kind of anger. Yeah. It was going to

get. Yeah. Let's end by the end. We were just like, fucking you. We just suck each other off at the end. And I lived with him for three months, him and the dogs. And no. So I remember we kept getting angry and angrier. That's what you do. When you really don't want to fight, you get angrier and angrier and see it's the barking. And I said, I'll fucking, I went to the point, I'll fucking murder you. And he went, you know, like black people. And that, I just felt, I was like, I like black people.

Well, then you went down. I was like, I said a name in my black friends. Like black people. Oh, you do? I go, I was, yeah, yeah. That's nice. I went friends. And that was Keith Robinson.

Yeah. Now we're good friends. But I did, he said that, and I pan panicked and I was like, I know Kevin Hart, I know Patrice O'Neill, he's dead now, but I knew, I was like, I know Keith Robinson, I saw a name in on my comic book. Some lady out there in the window, shut the fuck up. There you go. So, and then I felt a pinch on my shoulder. And it was my female Russian super.

You know, you have a Polish or Russian or Spanish superintendents. And she grabbed my shoulder and pinched it. And she goes, Bubby, you have baby. You don't do this. Yeah, you don't do that no more. And she walked me back to my house.

That's right. And I said, I put my house on the market that week. Yeah, good. Mike, I'm the fuck out of here Yeah, you can't be in that so those situations if you're a dad you can't do that anymore And if you have my I was I am crazy too. I can't no no like you have to be able to like they can't we're Detail in that story though. What's the detail like if I was a if I had you on a witness stand, okay, but let's do it I'd shred that short. Go ahead, do it. Do it.

Because you started by saying, and we can play it back. But you can start it by saying, that you have the dog and you said, I heard this sound, Yelp, I turned around and this guy kicked my dog. Yeah. And then the guy said,

watch your dogs, you said, I was watching my dogs. Then why was it the sound of the Yelp that you didn't see that you weren't watching that you were what I was I'll tell you why Can I can I go now? Yeah, you're on her. Okay. No, it's not that good. I would have just doesn't ask questions. Okay, you're right Judge man go we also wouldn't the lawyer wouldn't let you you get yes or no questions Okay, well the can I that is true. So then your lawyer would come okay, so be my lawyer. Okay You got anything to add to So, can I, that is true. So then your lawyer would come up and say, okay, so be my lawyer. Okay.

You got anything to add to this? I do have something to add. Yeah, what? First of all, I was watching my dogs because I made sure that there was enough room for people to walk. I pulled my dogs over to the left side of the walkway out of the walkway so people would have room to walk. There was at least three to four feet of space

and I was off into the street, like I almost had driveway for people to walk. So he had to step into my dog's area to kick them, to hurt them. So yes, I was. It was like the son unfortunate moment. It was an unfortunate moment. That's right, that escalated.

Sometimes when people walk towards me with their head down into their phone. You bumping down? Well, no, I don't, I mean, it's a weird ethical problem. Sure. Because it's like, I got my head up. So I see you coming. Yeah. And you want me to step around.

You want the world apart like the Red Sea. 100%. While you watch your fucking video. Right. But the only way for me to like enforce that unfairness is to deliberately smash into you. You know what I mean? Yeah, but I, in other words, I have to walk around you

because you're putting more civil responsibility on me by keeping your fucking head down. And it's really arrogant. But when I'm with my dog, I don't move for them because I have a dog in tow. And also I could close line them. Right. So, you know, at least they're at the knees.

Right. Because I'm not gonna, if they, that's their, then I'm like, this is your problem. And then I do a little bit of chicken with them. I keep, why keep walking until they see my feet and then they look up, oh, and I'm like, I have a few times when somebody's got their head down and I got the dog and it's not easy for me to move.

I've done this. I'll get my hand in there or I go, lift them up, lift them up. I actually go, hey, hey, hey, I do that. Little whistle. Hey, hey, I do the same thing little whistle. Hey, hey, I go hey I do it. Yeah, every time hey hey hey. It's fat Albert We're gonna sing a song to you and you might learn to think go to we'll get together

Great songs and all his pals food. You know fucking great songs. Yeah, she's cartoon used to have Oh, that was my favorite. Do you ever hear the Jefferson's? Oh, yeah, of course. I mean, no, the Jetsons, the Jetsons. Yeah, but the song is the shit. Bannet. It was like a good, good, good, good. It was great.

I do that. I go like this, hey, hey, hey. I liked how they get scared. I love scaring people on the street. Who do that shit? I liked in good times at the end of the song. Yeah. It ends with everybody going, yay, yay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I, uh, yeah, I couldn't, I couldn't do New York anymore. When I had the kid, I just, it broke me. Because I became so protective of my family, I became savage. Because I'd walk with the baby carriage and people don't care that you have a baby carriage in time square. No, they don't give a shit. Well, what do you do on a time square

with a baby carriage? Because that's my baby's RS was right there. I live a 47-centred. That's what you lived in the neighborhood. That was my neighborhood. That was kitchen was my neighborhood. So we had to go to babies RS, we had to go to time square, go up in that fucking elevator, walk around,

and he had, he needed aluminum formula. We had to get like the most expensive, hard-to-find formula because my wife's tits didn't work. That was a fucking nightmare. The first week when she was supposed to get out the, you know, she put the things on her tits, and it wasn't getting enough, and she's, she put the things on her tits, and it wasn't getting enough, and she's just crying in the kitchen

with her tits out with these things. It's such a hard time. And I nobody to call, it's like three in the morning, and I'm trying to squeeze her tits, and she's slapping, but it's not how it works. And I'm like, you don't know. I remember it was time, especially with the first kid with my wife and all of a sudden you have so much people

that you have two to take care of. Yeah. Like life kind of gets you there gradually because first you're a couple, you're two equal adults, both capable. Yeah. And then she gets pregnant and she starts becoming needy and invalid.

And she starts slowing you down. She starts slowing down that explosive young energy. Yeah. You get out of a cab, you can't just get out, you got to help her. Help her out. This is getting you ready for the kid. Like she gets you ready. This thing of like, we got to slow down.

We don't sleep like we used to. Nope. There's a new equipment around. Nothing, nothing sexy anymore, nothing no clothes look good anymore. And everything's a little and I'm tired. This is getting you ready for the kid. Well, that's what they should tell you. They say, dude, get your sleep. Get your sleep. You're having a baby. It's to be the other way. It's like, dude, learn how not to sleep. You gotta train yourself not to sleep. Like a Navy seal. Yes. And if you don't,

I mean, if you have a job that's nine to five, that's a whole other thing. But if you don't have a nine to five job, you should just give up on your sleep when you sleep. Which is a hard day and night with a new baby, fuck day and night. But I remember having like a, you know, the baby and the mom with tender body and bad back and all kinds of stuff. And having this tender, tender feeling, there's a lot of pain in the room. There's a lot of, a lot of vulnerability and stuff. I liked it a lot.

What? Yeah, I loved it. Why? Because I know you've got somebody's hurting. Why? I just think it's so great. Because I don't know. Estas son las personas que se han perdido. Bueno, yo creo que es tan grave. ¿Qué? Porque...

Es tan bueno y me parece que no me parece. ¿Qué? ¿Qué? ¿Qué? ¿Tres por uno? ¿Tres por uno? ¿Tres por uno? ¿Tres por uno? ¿Tres por uno?

¿Tres por uno? Esta es la tres por uno señal que significa que ya puedes aprovechar todo el tres por uno en medianas a domicidio solo pidiendo el line ¿Saparao? 3 por uno 3 por uno Ah no no no no

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Shins through your, yeah. Inside. Yeah, just leaving your head. Or like cone shape when they come out. Yeah. It's like this. And she's, uh, imagine. I remember her hair, her pubes and his hair, right one at one point in the middle.

So it's like, so it's like just this hairy ball, vagina coming out. And I fucking, I almost screamed, I looked away. I didn't understand that. And then the head came out and I saw his little forehead his little wrinkly pale forehead. Yeah. And I didn't, people, look, I was lying. When the baby came out, I was like, oh my God,

oh my God, oh my God, like I was faking emotion because I was so... No, I'm not feeling anything. Well, yeah, she was crying and like, I was faking a motion because I was so... No, I'm not feeling anything. Well, yeah, she was crying and like, oh, and really, I was like, it's our baby. I was saying shit I heard in movies and TV shows because I was in such shock of what just happened that I didn't know what the fuck was going on.

I remember I had, well, the two were different because the second one I had a camera, she let me bring a camera, I had a film camera. So I was into the pictures I was taking. Like, I mean, I had some great pictures. But anyway, but the first time I remember, they had to give her, she was in labor for like 24 hours or something.

She really wanted to give natural birth and I really wanted to get her. And she tried and tried and it was really hard. And then the doctor starts, they start getting shitty. They go, this kid's got to come out. Yeah, they do. We're done with this. Right. So, she had a C-section and they had her, she was like sort of like almost like strap

down like Jesus on this table and they had a sheet up like this Yeah, so that she can't see yeah, but she's awake. They just did a spinal tap and she's just laying there. Yeah, and And on the other side they've opened up her abdomen, yeah, and it's Open and she goes what's going on and? And I go, just poker face. I go, nothing, they're just cleaning you up. I wouldn't be able to do that. And then the doctor starts fishing around.

I used to do a bit about this, I think, I don't remember, but it was like she was trying to find socks in her luggage, you know, without, without, she's just shoving shit around. Right. And just fucking takes this baby out who looks like, what the fuck? She starts and she's purple face and she's like,

so mad, it was just so sudden, I couldn't fucking believe it. And then they cut the cord and they wrap her up and they show her to the mom like this, like a second. And the mom gets to look at her like this. And she said her name, we decided we weren't gonna decide till that moment.

And her mom said, don't you think this should be your name? And I said, yeah. What are you gonna say, no? What if you were like, well, I, I know. I was sick in Sasha. Yeah, like Sasha. But then they took the baby over to this little scale. Like right away they're gonna know what she weighs.

It's fucking psychotic. Like weigh the baby. Right. And the mom is post-op. Also, I watched her take some of her organs out of this. And then take a thing like what you do the dishes with, a little spray nozzle. And just spray them, the ducks just spraying down parts.

But still connected. Yes, and then shove them back in. Oh. How do you eat anything? They eat on the scale being like aspirated, they take the ball. The squeezy ball, yeah. Yeah, the turkey based her thing.

Stick it up her nose and shh. I'm, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, up out what she's been like living on all this and like clearing her airways. Yeah. And she's just like screaming. And I got this, this was like the size of her head. I got this close to her head and I said, it's okay. It's okay. And she looked at me.

For a few seconds, she stopped crying. She just looked right at me and I was like, whoa, holy shit. And the fact that we had a relationship is I have some of the kids I'm useful to this kid. Yeah. That was it. It's been my whole life, it's been a long thing. None of that happened to me. It shot on her badge and they handed that baby right to Don and I didn't touch it until far. Yeah, no, that's the thing was he section. I got to I got to hold the kid for a long time before her mother could her she got her second. I had her for a couple of hours. Yeah, her mother. I think Tom Tom Papa held Max before me. I'm pretty sure he came in like seconds. Hi, I know with his two daughters, but it was the second I connected with my kid,

is I looked at him and he went, and he smiled, and I was like, fuck, that's the first time where I really felt this is a real thing. Up until then, it's, you know. It's abstract. It's then, it's abstract. It's very about the mom first. Yeah, and it's about getting her through the pregnancy. And she's got all these notions

of how she wants to have this baby and stuff. But you kind of party, it feels like you're gonna go to the hospital, get the baby out and just go home with two of you. Yeah, it's this party that's not like the part that doesn't compute till it happens is oh now we have this fucking Well, it would rest of their life. It that never hit me because it would hit me I I couldn't stay in the hospital which bothered me because in New York up in house kitchen

What I forget the name of the hospital? I am They used to let you stay as a husband you can stay in the room with her all night and they were like you have to leave at a certain time And I was like, why? Apparently there was a guy, is that one guy to run? Going around, finger-fucking women in their sleep. I swear to God. Stop.

Yep, he ruined it for everybody. A dad? No, it was a guy. Like a guy would come up to the floor and he was sexually assaulting women. So he ruined that for every man that every any hospital. Yes. Well, that hospital, you couldn't stay after eight o'clock because they didn't have enough staff to keep going in and checking that no one's getting.

Yeah. Or you paid a thousand dollars for your wife not to get finger blasts. Yeah. You look at a ad in the paper. It says, wanted, you know, whatever, something, you know, help wanted Presbyterian Hospital. And you show up and you go, well, you know, I'm not a nurse that you don't have to be, sorry. And they say they ask you references, what is this job?

We need you to make sure that nobody's finger-fucking. That's it. You have a go in and look in their vagina and make sure there's no fingers in there. Okay, but what if I see it, if you can't also, you need to get in there, feel in there with your finger. To make sure there's no fingers.

Yeah. Okay, but what if it's the husband, finger fuck on the wife? You need to tell him, let me know. And let me know if you're gonna do it. Okay, it was, it was nuts. And then I left him, my wife had a panic attack the first night. Dawn, who's one of the strongest human beings,

I know, who never panic. She just bottles it up like a good old Boston chick and buries it after the baby was born. After the baby was born, I had to leave that night and I got a call from the nurses that she fucking lost her mind in the middle of the night at all hit her. And they all, I, all these nurses, I love nurses, they all gathered around her. Yeah. And they, they, they, they slapped their, yeah, they just, they just, they shut the fuck with them. Yeah. And then they started finger fuck and

she was like, oh, then she came. Okay. All right. You're okay. And she's, she's, it's good. Yeah. That's what I have to do to her now when she has panic attacks. I have to force finger fucker. I have to, why have a bunch of nurses that I have that are on call that come over and we force for what's good. It's like, yeah.

Good. No, but they, they helped her through it. Which I was bummed because I was like, I'm gonna be there. Yeah. That's my thing. I was, I was wanted to be there, yeah. That's my thing that I was supposed to be there. And I had some, you know, three fat middle-aged nurses calming her down and she was asking for me.

And I was home sleeping, having pizza, Doritos, fucking playing Xbox for the last time. And, and, and, and, you know, she, I couldn't go. I couldn't go, it socks because that finger fucking loser. Yeah. What are you gonna do though? What are you gonna do? Yeah, and now, I mean, I love, I don't think for me,

and I've said this to you before, I had a son because of you. Because I remember going to your house, and I was like, if this, I literally said this, I go if this fucking piece of shit can do this. Yeah, I was already, I was divorced, but I had my kids, uh, cut to the like half the week. Well, that fucked me up when you got divorced because you were, your marriage, your whole

life led me to believe that I could do this. I could get married. I could have a kid. Like, you see a guy like you, the similarities, we both do comedy, we're both fucking crazy. I remember you came to my, I was living on Green Street then, and you came to my apartment,

and the walls were covered with art by the kids. Oh yeah. And you looked at all of that, and you're like, this looks like, this looks great. It's fun. I remember watching you appreciate. You made pancakes. Yeah, yeah.

You made pancakes, like I did, it was wild to me, that you took the thing and you made pancakes for your kids. Yeah, this is what my life was like then, I miss so much now, but it was the hardest time in my life. And I miss it like crazy. But back when I used to, I'd have my kids like about two and a half, three days a week, some weeks longer or some weeks shorter.

Yeah. But about 40% of the time I had my kids. And so when they were with me, the days were just so full. You wake up early in the morning, go in there room and wake them up. There's stone asleep, wake them up. Later on in life, you'd come in there already starting to get dressed.

The older one dresses yourself, the little one you got to get her dressed. Sometimes they want to take a bath in the morning and you do that, but usually not, but get her in her clothes, snap her up, you know, and then start making breakfast, make a full breakfast. I used to make eggs and bacon.

I used to make waffles sometimes, pancakes from a mix and feed them breakfast, sit them down for breakfast, which is just, you know, also, it was great. You talk, you're talking. It's the best. Making breakfast and they're coming in and chatting with you and you're discussing things about life. Yep.

Feed them and make sure if there's any homework to be done to finish it up. Yep. And then you're making their lunch. Yep. Gonna make a lunch, carrot sticks and sandwiches, whatever pack their lunch, get their lunch and their backpacks, make sure they have everything.

If it's winter, fucking bundle them up. Get out the door, get the first one to school, and then the next one to preschool, which is a longer walk. Get back, and you maybe get to nap for like 30 minutes, get laundry started. The house is a fucking wreck from morning, lean up the house, do the laundry. And then it's time to go get the little one. Preschool was only to like noon or 1230, get her, take her somewhere for a snack, then get the other one, bring them home, get them started on their homework, and get dinner started. And do something, go out, do something fun or bring home some of their friends

and have a play date and fucking cramp and then dinner that night and then bedtime get them in bath pajamas, get them to go to sleep. And then you have, then it's like, I just want to fucking go to sleep now, but I have no life, so I want to stay awake and yeah, I don't, I don't do any of that girl stuff because I'm a man, my wife does know that shit, but yeah, it's hard. I see her, she's always, I mean, that's some, that's some crazy, crazy, I miss it. I miss all. No dude, it is, it's the great,

I wake up every morning with Max. I mean, Dawn wakes up, but I wake up too. I wake up every morning and we have breakfast together and we have dinner together too. Like at 5.30 when I'm home, we sit down at the table. No TV, no, we can play albums. Certain things that I love about being a dad, but I became, I really became a man when I had a kid.

Yeah, this is what does it. I mean, I just really believe that. I thought I was a man, I thought I was an until I had a son, and all of a sudden it just happened. I knew how to do shit. I, we needed a fence in the backyard for the dog. I just built a fence. Yeah, you have to start becoming. Well, guys think they have all these great skills, you know,

and we're organized, we can, we're patient, we can plan, we're like, you know, you can apply all that to be, you know, father, right? You know, yeah, being smart, being able to think ahead, you know, I'm not saying women don't have it, saying that stuff we pride ourselves on. Yep. Uh, you know, all of it can be applied to managing the

schedule with kids and, and getting them through hard shit. Well, one of the things like you, Louis, right? It's, to me, up there with all in the family. The show, Louis, that you created five episodes, it's on your website right now, luicicay.com. You can go own it, which is nuts. You can have it for a few years. You can only, but you can stream it for five years.

You can't download it. You can't download it. You can stream it for five years, but you can have it. If you know how to do it, of course you can download it. Yeah, it's not that hard. We just don't allow it. Right, click the link on how to have it. Yeah.

No, I'm kidding. You should find it. Please put a link up how to, how to fucking steal it. No, I'm kidding. No, but you have to buy it. It's the reason why it's one of the best shows ever. It's because it really is, man. It's hilarious.

It's crazy. It didn't make sense, but it had those moments. You gave it moments, which these, these, some of these comedies, a lot of them don't have moments. They're always going for these laughs or whatever. And the moments they do have weren't real. And one of the biggest things that made you, everything okay about you is your two kids in that show,

which knowing you in life, that stuff came from that. You just making breakfast for them, a walking, taking a train, and you're just managing, you're pushing this boat up the hill. What I liked showing was that there's all kinds of dads, you know? There's not just like a TV tends to say, okay, if he's a daddy, he has to be responsible,

he has to live in a suburban house, he has to, you know, all this all kind of trappings to be a dad. But in New York, there's all kinds of, in you know, all this all kind of trappings to be a dad. But in New York, there's all kinds of, in every city, there's all kinds of fathers who are also living weird lives and trying to get laid. The being a divorced dad is like a weird hybrid life. Yeah.

But you still, you kind of, when you go home, you switch it all off, you just become dead. Dead. And I'm a flawed guy. I've got all kinds of fucked up problems and make mistakes, but I'm still a dad and I make mistakes there too. And nobody gets, but exactly.

It's like, you have that. Yeah, as we grew up watching, we're fake. Fake, yeah. Yeah, Mr. Brady was fucking a dude. Greg was fucking the mom and none of it was real. And then when you finally look at you, it's like, I can do this. I got this.

You know what I mean? I got it. That's the greatest part about, oh dude, you don't have to be this fucking asshole. I'm gonna turn it to this whole other person. You don't have to turn into another fucking person. No. You don't have to turn into,

that was my biggest fear of being a husband or a dad that had to become something else The thing is if you kid grows up with a perfect parents. Yeah, it'll destroy them Yeah, there'll be there'll be rapists. Yeah, because I don't know why they have to rape anybody But I'm not even they're just not gonna be able to measure up to it And then I'm gonna have a you need a role model for how to be a weak Confused person to measure up to it and then not gonna have a, you need a role model for how to be a weak, confused person. Every person is confused and weak. Every human being no matter how hard they try

is confused and weak. So if your parent is a strong, solid, confident person with no flaws, you go like, well, how's that an example to me? Because I can't be that. But if your parents is like, here's what it's like to be a weak, confused person, still do okay, and still be able to get through life,

get the most you can out of. I'm a great parent thing to other people. Yeah, Max, you gotta do. Best parent ever. You just go, my mom was tired, my mom was confused and just, a boy did she give it a shot. And she forgave herself when she couldn't, she forgave me when I couldn't measure up when I did my best.

You know, you just do your best. Try doing your best is the only thing you can do. So if a parent puts the goalpost past that, as well, no, it's not good enough. What the fuck are you supposed to do with that? Even not with what they tell you to do, but with the way they seem. puts the goalpost past that, as well, no, it's not good enough. What the fuck are you supposed to do with that, even not with what they tell you to do, but with the way they seem, anyway, they pretend to be.

And then later you find out your parent is weakened confused. Yeah, because there doesn't exist a person who isn't. So if they performed and then you find out, oh no, they're just like, everybody else. Yeah, that's a weird, that's probably good. I mean, it took me until I was in my 50s to realize that about my dad and Your dad is a Mexican, right? Yeah, that blew me away These Mexican it blew me away that you are Mexican and I still don't believe it's like I don't it's like Tim Dylan being gay

It's a I think you use it for branding sure Absolutely, I'm kidding. Yeah, I mean, you being Mexican really. I am Mexican like Tim Dillon is gay. Yeah, it really is. It's a Mexican. You don't act Mexican. No. No, I've got a aggressive white energy. You aggressive white energy. Red head.

I mean, there's two Mexican redheads. No. You and Canelo. You can know that I'm, yeah, Canelo looks, I look like him when I was younger. Yeah, you guys look. It's possible we have. My grandfather was a railroad doctor, but early early in the week. I'm sorry, what is it? A railroad doctor. What is that?

So he worked for the railroad system in Mexico City back in his way back in the turn of the turn of the railroads in Mexico. Sure. Well, they didn't have the 20s anyway. But so what he would do is ride the trains and stop at each place and be the company doctor for the railroad. So he had to travel around on the train. Wow.

And so I think he fucked a lot of chicks doing that. Sure. And so maybe Kennell and I are connected, you know? I don't know. That'd be funny if that's your cousin right there or your your your distant brother. I mean, he's a good looking guy. Good looking guy. No, it was a good look into a great fighter. Yeah, great fighter. Fantastic.

But um, but it's weird like he's a right. So what else? Yeah, so you you can know that I'm Mexican because I told you, but you can't imagine me, you know, slinging tamales. No. In the same way that you can know that Tim Dillon is gay, but you just can't picture a cock in his mouth. No, because you can't picture it like, yeah, suck it. Yeah, man.

Yeah. Dude, I love the way you put my balls in your mouth too. No, not like that. You're a fucking idiot. No, so I'll do it. I'll do it. Let me see your dick. Yeah. I, not like that. You're a fucking idiot. No, so I'll do it. I'll do it. Let me see your dick. You know, I can't see it.

It's hard to imagine. It's hard to imagine. You know what I mean? I want him to prove it. I want to pay for you on him proving it. I want that to be a gate. At the end of this podcast, I'm going to suck Bobby's coffee. He's a Patreon.

Yeah, Patreon only behind the paywall. Yeah, but it's a different paywall. It's like a different tier. Speaking of paywalls, you have a special, a lot, you have a live performance at the guard. A big live event, yes. It's sold out. January 20th.

You can't get a ticket. Can't get one, but you can't get two. That's why they call it sold out when you can't get pairs. You can't get one ticket and be that guy. Buy yourself. Sitting next to a couple. Between two't get one ticket and be that guy. Buy yourself. Sitting next to a couple. Between two couples. Yeah.

Nobody likes that guy. I mean, I don't know. Hope he buys the ticket. I mean, yeah, you can buy it. But you're that guy. Just know you're that guy. You know, like mush would be that guy. That's right.

Or Joe would be that guy. Yeah. But yeah, don't be that guy. But be that guy. But yes, it sold out. 18,000 people. I'm in the middle. But, but., don't be that guy, but be that guy. But yes, it sold out 18,000 people. I'm in the middle, but, but you can live stream it. But you can live stream it. Yes, on my website. It's on your website, and you can click the link. We're going to have the link

in the thing right in the bio already buy it now. You can buy it right now. You can click it on on his Instagram, a little scan barcode. It's everywhere. Click it, brings your right to a site. You can buy it. How much is it? 25 bucks. $25. How much is it? $25. $25. That was a mistake. That's so much better. It's way less than $25. Because $25 is a good deal. $25. What 100. It would have been interesting to just say 2500 bucks, fuck you. But yeah, everybody bought it. Just like three people buy it and I'm like, that's not bad. Yeah.

Just make it that much. Now it's 25 bucks and you can watch it live. Yeah. 22nd delay. You need it. Yeah, I have a delay, yeah. You got to have a delay. Yeah.

Case wide, it case you scream at some lady. It depends or something. You shit yourself. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's 30 seconds. But anyway, so 25 bucks you can watch it live or you can watch it till the 17th of January, I think it's like 17 days later, we're taking it down. Has this ever been done? No more.

Has this ever been done? I mean, I think I have, people have done live stand-up specials. Jerry did one. I know George Lopez used to always do it live, but I don't think anyone's live streamed like on a website as a special. The garden said they hadn't done this before. They sort of, we had to figure it out with them.

They've done live events there. What's the date again? But January 28th. And that's a Saturday night? Saturday night. Saturday night. I mean, this is a... I'm very excited.

It's going to be also... Two. ...t touring all year to get to this place. Yeah, I shot a special In January or you At the Dolby Theatre in LA right and that is gonna be turned into a special that'll come out in April This is a live event. There's a live you just just to see this show Can I be my last show for a long time? I'm gonna take at least a year off after that. Can I suck you dick a little bit here? I, not really. I mean, like in the professional way, sorry.

Yeah. This hour, because I've been with you on the road. We were just on the road. I've toured with you for the year. I went to Europe with you and now I just went on the road with you again. And it's actually so much better than it was. And it was insane back in Europe. This hour is a, is a fucking epic hour. It's probably one of your best hours. I feel like it's one of my better ones. It really is. And the

fact that, and the special is filmed, and that's coming out, yeah, after this live of that. That'll be the same as other ones have done 10 bucks. Right. And you can download it and keep it. This one is only for life. And it's live and you can watch it for 17 days and it goes away. And if you buy it, you can't watch it after 17. Are you nervous about this?

Let's hear it. Yeah, yeah. This was, I mean, this is. It's fun to be nervous, you know? After 38 years of doing this, it's fun to be like, fuck this show. I had a nightmare about the show. When? Last night.

A horrible nightmare about the guard. Could you remember it? Do you remember it? Evidly. Can you please tell us? Take me, you know. Yeah, I was on stage and at the garden, I couldn't remember my acting, you know,

it's whatever comedian. I couldn't remember my act. I couldn't remember one word of it. And I'm asking my brain, please give me the fucking, give me the jokes and I can't remember them. And so I started trying to tell my old joke about suck a bag of the Dicks. Yeah, I'm with that one.

And I was, and I don't really remember it. Right. And I thought they'll love this because I never repeat material. Yeah. And they're fans, so they'll like this. So I start going, so I was suck, so I was literally So I start going. So I was suck, so I was

this literally how I was doing. I was like, so I was in a, I was in traffic and a guy and I a guy caught me, I caught a guy off. And he rolled down his window to swear at me. So I rolled down mine. Oh, fuck. And he said suck a bag of dicks. And I thought, how am I, how am I, they start booing. They start booing. And the whole place is booing. Oh. And I realized that part of the reason

I had this nightmare was, because I watched Tom Brady last night, the playoffs. Yeah. Of. Play, it was the 10-bay against the Cowboys. Cowboys. And Tom Brady, who's just like indestructible

legend. The best he stunk. Yep. And the whole game stunk and his, they just, and it was, and it was at home. Yep. And you could hear the mulligis going, oh, and they hate, you can't hate anyone more than a great champion who's playing Super shitty all night. Right. Way worse than just if your team sucks. Yeah, no, that's not. You're Tom Brady. Yeah.

And he won it for them what two years ago. Two years ago. Yeah, but they're just, and it just, and he's like yelling at the, like come on somebody like dropped the pass. And he went, come on. And he looked unhappy. He should have just talked to him after quietly.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? And I just, I was, so I took that into my dream. Wow. And I thought I'm gonna fucking fail them. And more people, I've never played for this many people, 18,000 biggest audience of my- In the round.

Yes, biggest audience of my life. And you're not that- And it's coming back today. I did the garden eight times in the not for five years. And I just wanted to do this one time. I put a lot of pressure on this and I'm live streaming it. I mean, not only is playing the Garden after that time off, is pressure.

Playing the Garden is nuts. It's not. Selling it. Selling it. Pressure. More tickets than I ever sold this. Selling it out is nuts. Now they're all gonna be there. Yes, and now this is live stream.

Good. Yeah, that's live stream it. And so in the dream, I can't remember my jokes. I start telling that one. It doesn't work and I go into the weird backstage area. And the comedians just hanging out and talking. And I was making horrible noise, like awful noises because I was so upset, I was going,

ah! And I thought, I'm losing my mind, I'm having a nervous breakdown. And this is gonna kill me. What's happening right now is breaking me. Yeah. And I'm going to be like an invalid after. And I truly, but I'm going to tour it together.

Why I started making more noise? Because I wanted it to happen I was like I want to just get there. I want to get to the part Where I you lot where I'm drooling and I can't And and that's my life is over right once I felt it coming yeah, let's just get there Let's just get this I started screaming louder and louder Hoping that it would just you have a stroke. Yeah, and just we'd have to carry the show. That's what I want to...

Speaking of strokes, Keith Robinson is opening for you. Keith Robinson is opening for you. Which he is... I love Keith. Dude, he's a... Much. His new hour. It's really something special.

It's... Fuck, he's... He took one stroke. So he was funny comedian. Always funny. I always love Keith. I always loved Heath. I always found a very... I'm not kidding, of course.

And then first stroke took him down about 20%. Sure. Second stroke made him funnier than he's ever been before. Unbelievable. I mean, you're not... Not yet. It sounds funny. It's true. He's funny. I saw him at the cellar one night and I was like,

gee, because he was talking about... Yeah. Instead of letting the voice, the tough, he's hard for him to talk, instead of letting it slow him down, he's pushing through it and he's talking like this now. And also the talking about the experience of his life. I was like, God damn it, this is funny.

So I just walked out to him after I said it, and he said, you gotta do the garden with him. Wow. And he's open for me before. I took him to Europe, all over Europe after his first stroke. set and he said, you got to do the garden. Wow. And he's open for me before. Yeah. I took him to Europe all over Europe after his first stroke. Are you going to get the cart that they took the iron chic out to the match and WrestleMania do?

It's going to be a throne. Oh, good. Like the Tyson Fury throne. It would be hilarious if he goes, all right, ladies and gentlemen, Keith Robinson and you make him walk from the back. Yeah, yeah. And it's just you ever seen like you watch boxing? Sure.

When Tyson Fury and these guys do the ring walks where they get carried out, it's stupid because they picture it in a moment. They picture one moment where he's on the throne like this. Yeah. But it takes fucking 20 minutes. Sure. So after he does this a few times, now he's just sitting

on the, just there's a lot of down. Remember his, his opponent, what's his name? Who got, he beat three times? Yeah. Yeah. Dianne Tewilder. Dianne Tewilder, he actually said he lost because of his outfit. Yeah, because he was wearing really heavy thing.

He wore that heavy thing. The ring was exhausted by the time again. The fights are so great. The best, the best. But, but no, I've been thinking about this a lot of logistics with this show, because I also have Ravi Coltrane opening for me who's John Coltrane's son. You get it? He's a great saxophone, jazz saxophones, and he's a coming with this trio and they're

good. And they get to see that, right? Huh? When you buy it. Yeah, you know, that's when the show starts. The stream starts at like 730 when the show starts, right? And you'll see all the opening stuff and everything. Wow.

Then there'll be a weird break because I have to get rid of the instruments and drum kit and shit. There'll be a break between the openers and meek. And you're gonna have a host go up first? I haven't figured that out. You gotta get a host. Wait, I haven't figured out the whole thing. You can't open up with Keith.

No, I want Keith and Drabby both to have like a lot of attention on. Right, yeah. I want them to open it cold. So I haven't figured out all the order and stuff yet, but I think we'll put Keith near the stage. Yeah. And then he'll come up. And then also I don't want to be, why don't you do a ring walk kind of thing?

Like I don't want to walk. Well, how are you going to get to the stage? I think we'll probably hit the lights and then I'll sneak to the stage and then come up and then I'll be there. So like the undertaker. He's going to appear. He's just going to. He's going to. Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, sh, sh, shhh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, shhh, shhh, sh, shhh because I perform for you and your stool is there. Yeah. And the mic is there.

That's right. And that's it. I pace a little. You know what I mean? Yeah. You walk back and forth a very little bit. Yeah. And you stand and deliver a lot of it, right?

How are you going to, like, I had to do the round before. I did. But what would you, do you move more? I did. I don't remember. Thank remember. Oh my God. Thank you. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God. I thought something just happened with the feet. Oh my God. Son of a bitch. The special. I did. All right. Yeah. Oh my God. I shot it in Phoenix at the celebrity theater, which is around. I did it there because Carlin did one there. Right. And it never changed

since then. Like they even named recarpeted. It's just like this place. It's just like exactly the same. And I watched Carlin. It's my favorite special is I forget what it's called, but it's in at the celebrity theater. They've got their all cuts. Maybe. Yes. The thing is when you're shooting like on in a theater, you're in like this thing. You're standing there and then the audience is out here. So the camera can look at you and you're isolated or can look at the audience. And there's no real reason it looks. Oh, there it is. Look at the audience. But yeah, but when you look at a comedian in the round, then the audience is behind them all the time, no matter which way you look. Right. I love that.

And also it's like a, you know, I don't know if they still make them this way, but Mazda engines are rotary engines. I don't know if you know that they're not piston engines. I don't know. I mean, our in the world has a piston engine, right? But Mazda anyway used to make a rotary engine, which is it spins and there's spark plugs surrounding it. Gekigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigig surrounding the, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, does this weird thing? So, thank you for dumbing that down for me. Yeah, sure.

giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, so there's cameras all around you, but they don't have, they can't see each other. Right. Because they just have to be a little off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. And everywhere you turn,

there's a camera, and all behind you, is it you and the audience are together in every shot? Is this the one where you had a stain on your shirt? I mean, I usually have this. I'm actually, can I be honest with you? It's one of my favorite things about you.

Because you don't even care about it. Well, I can't. I can't wear a suit in one special. I'll never do it again. Yeah, but you're... I can't. Well, clothes just melt on me. They don't stay good.

When I wear something crisp, it just starts to... But it's so funny that it doesn't matter. That's what I love about it. It's like, yeah that it doesn't matter. That's what I love about. It's like, yeah, it doesn't, I don't care. I'm not, nobody's going like a can't wait to see how good he looks. Yeah, if you're not funny, they do. Sure.

Oh, you look great. That's the worst compliment you can get when coming up to do. You look great. Yeah. I got that from my agent once. That's terrible. Yeah.

But that's, so when you're, there's a shot from that special. Yeah. So when you, so anyway, I did that and I learned that when you're in there's a shot from that special. Yeah, so when you so anyway I did that and I learned that when you play the round You just have to kind of keep spiraling me around and you have the stool in there and you just and you just keep moving and keep moving yeah and And you you just never stop twirling in a sense. Yeah, stop a few times few times right

He just never stopped twirling in a sense. Stop a few times, few times. Carl and does a bit in that special where he's reading from these cards and he's sitting on the stool and he's reading bits from cards and he keeps shifting and moving. Turning, oh yeah. Shifting and moving. And the crowd just gets into it.

And also a lot of times they're at the garden, they're watching the jumbo trunks. So, so they can see that, they can always look at your face if they're looking up there. Yeah, yeah. The guy I did the garden with Dane, I think once or twice, I did it once with Dane

and I think I did it again, friends of Dane, me and Billy and everybody. But the round is rock star shit. You can't help but feel like when you could do that and you hear people respond to a look. Yeah. Like I remember right when I got into comedy, I went and saw Pearl Jam and I went,

Eddie Vetter came out of the Boston Garden. It didn't say a thing and he just went like this and the place went, yeah. And then he went like this. And then he went like this and the whole thing yeah, I was like what the fuck is that not that you know I got that but when you come out and you kind of look up just that thing yeah It's really something and the garden is the only arena I really ever enjoyed doing and I've never done it in the round So having by the way I gotta go it's rich boss. You Christ. So, having, by the way, I gotta go.

It's Rich Voss. You gotta leave? Can you give us five more minutes? Yes. We started 20 minutes late with some reason. Sorry. Rich, I'm doing a podcast with Louis C. K. K. Can I call you back? Yeah, I'm just coming from a meeting and I'm furious.

Fucking old time, I don't know what he's fucking talking about. Anyhow. He's fucking eight. I'm on the fucking talking about. And he goes, he's fucking a, if you can't get him. I'm on the podcast right now. You're on the podcast. Oh, right. Yeah. He's a fucking, I'm on a podcast. Good.

Fucking old time is go set the fuck up. I'm not gonna argue with you because you're wrong. That's what I'm not gonna argue with me. He was fucking wrong. Who's an old time, right? That was right. Are you talking about an AA meeting? Him Lincoln. Are you at an A? Yeah.

You know, Louis said, Louis said, who's an old time with a rich boss? Abraham Lincoln. Louis, oh, Louis. I'm very old. You're very old. Anyways, I got questions for you. Very old. Let's get to these questions, dude. Yeah, I'm going to show. I don't know why my phone was on. Apologize about that.

All right, listen, we got questions from the fans. Okay. I've never seen a respond like this ever. I'm gonna let you read them, Max. I just have them here just in case you fuck them up. Okay. All right, go. I trust you, Max.

Hi, it's, I'd love to hear about the editing of your special kill box. Did the incident with that lady or anything make it a challenge for a doose? Well, no, we just cut that out. The lady fell over and mostly we did two shows for Killbox. Bobby's special Killbox that's on my website, LouisKate.com. Yeah, which healing, it's doing great. People buy it all the time.

And we did two shows and the first show a lady passed out in the middle of the show. And the second show, this is which is your nightmare. Yeah. I lived your nightmare. Yeah. Because when it happened, and then you just don't know what the fuck to do next. Well, I was nervous anyways.

Yeah. Yeah. The first show was janky and also we're in a space that had never been used that way before. It was hot. Everybody, nobody was sure what would work. Yep. And then we ended up using almost exclusively the second show.

So yeah, the first show was what we just didn't need. We didn't need to edit it out really. But it was bad. And then it was terrible because when it happened, everything stopped. Yeah. And I had to restart. That's right.

And I remember being off stage, seeing chairs on the stage. Yeah, because people were picking up chairs and putting them on stage to clear space for this fucking Floridian. Well, I remember just passed out. I remember I'm sitting there and I'm literally in my head and you went, I looked at you and you went, we're good. Yeah, all good.

And, and, and, and, and I got started again, yeah. And I went back on stage. I don't know what I said. You could do a back on stage, I don't know what I said. You did a good job recovering. I don't know what I said. It was a good job, I don't remember either, but it was all funny. We'll put somebody, we'll clip it out, put it on you.

We should clip out the people that incident and put it up. We will, we will. And I remember going back, but I remember going back into the room, fucking, I crumbled. I crumbled. And I don't crumble easy. No, you were upset. I was crumbled. I crumbled. And I don't crumble easy. No, you were upset.

I was crumbled. I was upset. I was upset and you came in. You were, you're on a G was different though. You were like, that was great man. Yeah, I knew that the show was gonna be good. Can I ask you now that we're here? Yeah.

Were you coming in being good and positive to for me? Or were you was that sincere? No, I thought the first show was solid and I knew that the second show was gonna be huge, right? Cause I could see that you, I could see what was going on with you. I knew you were upset. Yeah.

I was surprised how upset you were cause it was overalls a good show. If we had had to do the first show, we had it, we had a good version of it and it was just really funny, it was really good. And I mean had to do the first show, we had it. We had a good version of it. And it was just really funny. It was really good. And I mean, you crushed the first show. You really did. There was a weird energy because the hand fans weren't cooling you enough, but it wasn't a big deal. Like it wasn't a big deal at all. I was like, this is great. This is going great. It looks great. We have another shot. I peaked it the second show crowd. I could see the early show was like 6 p.m. or something.

It was like super early. It was hot. It was too hot. And it was very, very early show feeling. But I knew what was going on with you that you were like dissolving inside. Because I've done now ten of these. I just shot my tenth special. So I know what it's like the first show. You just go, I'm nothing. I've done now ten of these. I just shot my 10th special. So I know what it's like the first show,

you just go, I'm nothing, I've got nothing. It's it. I shouldn't, I don't belong here. This is the one, every first show. Yep. You go, I don't belong here. I shouldn't have come here. Yep.

And this is humiliating myself. And then you gotta read, you gotta de-get. I mean, I think I told you this that night, but the first time when I shot Chewed Up, the first show was so bad for in my mind. Yeah. And I thought, I don't know how to get out of this. I had nobody to talk to.

And then I remembered that I had a DVD in my bag of the movie about, called When We Were Kings, about Muhammad Ali winning in the jungle. Oh, yeah, that's true. On the jungle? Yep. And I remember that at first round, he threw all these right hand leads

and Foreman just got angry and fucking hit him really hard. There was a moment that Norman Mailer, the journalist, describes against the back you see Ollie's in the corner. And he's like this, he's breathing hard in his eyes or watering. And he's like, fuck, like he's been sane. He's gonna de-spend, like, you know,

and he's like describing what Ollie was feeling, which was like, here it is, you're here stupid. Now you're fucking here. What are you going to do? You just threw 20 right hand leads that landed on this guy and you didn't hurt him. And what are you going to do? Do you have it in you to do what you thought what you said you were going to do? And then he got out of the stool and he went to the crowd.

Ali Bumai, and he clowned. And he won the crowd. Ali Bumai, any clown, any, any one of the fights. Yep. So I watched, I find a DVD player and I watched it between the shows. Well, you gave me that. Just you told me that one. You gave me three pep talks. Yeah. You gave me that one. I believe there was a, there might have been a JFK one. None of it. You gave me three pep talks. None of them worked. Yeah. And then you, you literally went on your phone and I was still holding my head and you went on your phone and you got the Tom Brady video. That's what it is.

And you went like this. Yeah. Watch this. Yes. And it worked. And it was Tom Brady talking about every time a great person wins a championship. Yeah. He always contacts them.

If he knows them, it says great job. Yeah. And they always say the same thing. They say that was really hard. That was really hard. Like they don't go like, yeah, man, you, I fucking kicked ass. When they're talking to somebody who's been there, they go, that was really hard.

It hurt to do that. And he says, that's what it's like when you're at the high levels, when you're trying to do the great things. And then Brady, sweet Disney, Brady looks in the camera and goes, it's fucking hard. Yeah, that worked. That one, I literally got up.

Yeah, and I was like, let's do this. Yes, that's right. Well, at first, you went like this and you meditate, and your son was there. I also shot eyes at your wife like Get him out of here. Hey, hey, hey, get him out of here. Yeah, yeah. I love Max so much.

Yeah. Let's get to the hotel and give him some pizza. So the daddy can do his job. And you went like this and there was chaos all around. Everywhere. And you were like this. And I, you know, you were a mountain. And you were just went like this and you meditated.

And I sat and I watched you meditate with all this crazy stuff around you and I was like wow man. Then I like learned that learn from you in that moment. Like that's really something and you went and you found something. Yep. Yeah. And then you came out for the second show and just crisp fucking perfect, perfect show. Yeah. Beginning to end. it was awesome. It was great And and it's on your website. Yes, which is pretty much a network now. Yeah, it's a platform You have time for one more question and we're gonna wrap it up one more question this better be from Where's the one from Lou as from Lou please?

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What are you gonna do next, dude? You're leaving this business for a year, you said. You're doing this special. You're doing the live garden, which people get right there, beautiful poster. Go to luicikid..com buy it right now. And then you're your specials coming up, but this is the last live performance. Yeah, that's the last time you'll be able to see you live.

And then you go in a way which fucking it sucks, but it's got to be done. I needed a time. I need to year off at least. What are you going to go do? I'm going to take a year off and decide whether to keep doing this. Like I want to I would like to decide to keep doing stand-up, but I'm letting myself decide after a year. A year.

Yeah, I'm gonna say for now that I don't know that I'll ever do it again. Are you gonna make a TV show? I don't know. I'd left to do a year just fucking just laying around, although I really do have this work thing I love to work. But I wrote a movie. I wrote a movie with my friend, Deano Stamatopolis.

He's one of my best buddies. He's, I wrote on Conan with him and Dan and Carvey Show and stuff, even later when we wrote together. But we wrote this movie together. That's really, really weird and interesting. It's a little bit horror. It's a little bit science fiction. It's a little bit strange movie.

And so we're going to try to put it put the money together and shoot it. The last movie I made, I paid for it myself, which is fourth of July, fourth of July, which you're in and missing in. Thanks, buddy. Great movie. But I can't keep doing that. I can't. I got to get money elsewhere. But so we're going to try to make this movie. And you either will shoot that this year or next.

That'll be the next thing I do. However long it takes to get it together. Movie. We're gonna try to make this movie, and either way I'll shoot that this year or next. That'll be the next thing I do, however long it takes to get it together. Movie. The movie or this year, if I can't get the movie made this year, I just won't do anything. Anything, you're gonna chill out.

Yeah, and I'll write. I like, I wrote, I started writing fiction a while ago, and I'm not good at it, but I'd like to devote a little more time to that. So you can be like a Stephen King type of dude. Sure. I tell you what, man, my special was fucking amazing. And I'm so glad you got your money back.

Oh yeah, we made, we doubled it. I'm so, at least fucking half far. So far, every day, keep, buy it every day. It's, it's so, that was the scariest thing for me that you were gonna lose money on that. Will you nervous at all? No, I knew that, well, my fan base, when I do stuff with other people,

they're always like, what are you doing? They're not that into it. When I would see who samples it right away, it's always like, you guys really just want to see the specials. Right. Yep. But a decent amount of people, because they know you. But then you went and did all these podcasts and also word of mouth.

It's a fucking strong special. So it just keeps, I've seen it's like, it's had a few sprays. Right. And it keeps going and going. And there's a every day a bunch of people buy it. Fucking great. That's on its own strength. So you'll be making money, but while you sleep, while you're out there.

That's money, though. But you gotta go check out this live from the garden. It's this last live show. Call it back to the garden. Back to the garden and I'm so happy. I'm so happy you're doing it. And we were at the garden at a fight a few months ago. And I remember you looking around and I was like, what's up?

And you look, dude, I played here. Yeah, you used to. And you were like, fuck. Yeah. You're like, I'm going to, I'm going to box. I didn't know I'd ever make it back there. And you fucking did it. Yeah, it feels good.

That's why I want to do. I want to respect it and do it with this one time. But it is fun to try to share it with as many people as possible. Go out with a big fat bang. It's a big fat fucking bang Yeah, and you'll come back on my show again before No, probably not great. This is the last time you'll see him here too. So watch the fucking cables. They stink Yeah, they stink. I love you man. I love you too much and congratulations. Yes, and

That's it. That's an unbelievable episode. You know what dude? I hope you enjoy it I want you to go to comicwearables.com, use code word ladybugs, Robert Kelly live. Make sure you go there to find out all my dates. Subscribe, like, and comment on YouTube. Don't be stingy with your likes and your subscriptions there. And patreon.com says Robert Kelly where all this stuff goes first and live and you're in the chat. We will do this again next week. We have another amazing guest next week. I'm not going to tell you who.

I want to thank all my max. I want to thank Matt Maxx. I want to thank Mosh, Mike V. Swarrz, that Mike V. Swarrz, Act joke Russell, Joe Russell. I want to thank Danny Social, all the boys, the artistic boys who put this together, who literally fucked it up. I mean, almost, we could add another half hour of content, but you missed out on that because they fucked it up. But we'll have a small talk after a very polite talk,

and I'll make them feel bad internally, and hopefully one of them will hang themselves. And that's about it, right, Moosh? That's all we got. We'll see you guys next week. You know what, dude? Later. Now go back to your shitty jobs. you