Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Love Power

Episode Date: December 31, 2018

Show favorites Virzi and Liz along with first timer Shane Gillis join us to end the year with an explosive YKWD! Things get popping and don’t stop and we cap it off with a drop in from Soder!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You're listening to Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude on the Riotcast Network. Riotcast.com. You're working on this show. I'm fucking no water. We're running a little crazy. We have to have meat in a double show day. I call it a double show day. And we came back up.

I didn't eat. Imagine that. They ate. I didn't eat. Just put him in front of him. People don't listen. People ignore you. You have the charisma of a ghost.

Man. Man. Man. Man. Man. So I might. Anyways, it really does. We got fucking 21 John Street on the couch over there.

Ha, ha, ha. Like, he looks like, uh, both of those guys, um, on 21 John Street. What was the guy's name? Uh, uh, Johnny Depton, who else? Uh, Richard Greco. Ricky Dunley looked like both. Like a, like a, like if they had a left-eye. What the fuck was that?

Well, 21 Jump Street. That's his laugh. Oh, is that his laugh? Yeah. Oh, my God. What the fuck? What the fuck, kind of people are like? All right, 20, doesn't he look like a mixture

between Johnny Depp and Richard Greco and the Asian guy? And the fat guy? Why is he always a fat guy? He just looks like the guy furthest to the left. He's just that guy. Pretty sure that's just him. All right, Shane, listen, when I say something... It's not Sean.

Go go with it, okay? No, I mean, we're not a fucking CNN. We're not trying to, we're not an affiliate of Fox News. It's not facts. We're kind of John jokes. I mean, it's funny when it's him and him. It's not funny. You know, he just looks exactly like that one guy.

Well, against me, you clock, Saga. Good start. Good start. No, no, no, I'm kidding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'll introduce everybody. Let's go. All right, we, first time on the show. I'm getting gillets. No, I'm kidding. Shane Gillis, I don't know you. I don't.

I literally do. I want to know you. I booked a show with just me, you. Because I love you, Versa. I love me too, man. Me too, man. We fucking hang out and haven't seen a while. So I'm sitting downstairs and this is, no, don't take this the wrong way. I'm not going to take it.

I'm a very, because of my childhood, because of my brain, because of the way I'm very indecisive. I don't know what to do at any given time. No, you can't say no either. You're one of those. Like if somebody from Milwaukee goes, I love your show. I listen all the time. No, you can't say no either. You're one of those like if somebody from Milwaukee goes I love your show. I listen all the time. I'm an engineer sound engineer. He'd be in here the next week. He's one of those. He's one of those. You might be in the end of the show.

No, you think just fucking happened? No, no, no. I showed up to the seller as a fan. I was like, hey man, I'm a fucking sound engineer from the wall. Relax, and I was doing another fucking thing. Yeah, I'm a real actually. You're like, you're coming in hot. Don't do it, because you're going to fucking leave. He is right. He's not just me, right?

Shane. I'll hit you with that fuck. So it's all three against me. I'll fucking fight all three. Shane. That straight cat will go right upside your fucking head. I swear to God. I fucking dare you.

Do that. That's me that straight cat's guitar. In fact, give me a Ud. I'm going to knock him up with that fucking Ud. I would love to a fucking head. I swear to God. I fucking dare you do. You do that. That's gonna strike cats guitar. In fact, give me the hood. I'm gonna knock him up with that fucking hood. I would love to die right now. You wouldn't even bother fucking to kill me. He's coming in hot. We're attacking Jane.

Listen, no, he's not calling you an electrician. He's just caught up. Or an engineer. Or an engineer. My problem is I'm down stairs. And I'm just, I'm all over the place. I gotta go get money. I gotta go. gotta tip the weight of as if yeah every eating I'm trying to get some food but but everything's going on we already did a show and then Mike goes

Hey, you should have that guy on shame what's your last name? Gillis shane gillis. He's real funny. So my brain goes squirrel And I just look over at his fucking mark. I'm like shame. Oh, and then Becky he's like no he's really and then you know people start i'm like alright what should we have him on right for the and we listen to them because i don't know listen to what i said and then he cut this why i had a money cut i go come here and he comes over which is a good sign because he's got little you know first of all a little respect

but also he's not scared of it comes over right then Then he goes, just went on downstairs for the first time. Okay, cool. And then I say, you want to go on the show? It was, yeah, like that. Like that's what I want. When I asked somebody, I want to come on the show, what time? Did not, who's going to be not even, he went, yeah.

And I want to fuck it, you're in. So Shane, you fucking in. Thanks. First time he ever did Bennington. He was on with them. Fucking, I love that. So you're in. Uh, and then we get of course, Verzy. Mm hmm. Was it one hour comedy central special? Paul Verzy right there. Brink and all you're right. I went upstairs twice. Oh, right. He's ran.

Okay. He's actually like to the Rocky stairs. What. The fucking pre-war building and fucking West Village. And then next to my favorite person, Lidsfury Adi. Oh, Lizzie. Thanks, Mush. I love Mush. I know, I know you do. I love Mush too. Of course, we got Back-E, we got New Mike, Mike 2.0. He's hemp. When he left, I replaced him with him, but I kept him because I can't say no. Nobody's way better than Mike of the computer. I was fucking unbelievable. Look how fast that's up.

I say 21 jump street boom, it's up. I say 21 jump street to him. He brings up a book from the fucking 18th century. Was it written by John McCall? But I just made that up. That was way fucking stupid. Are you drinking wine? Yeah, I'm a little bit woman.

No, Kenny. Yeah, no. What's this in the movie? What the fuck is this? That's twice in three days. First of all, you, I was waiting on you and Petey down there goes, you want to have a drink with me and I go, yeah. So he got a Heineken and I said, let me get this.

I got to go on a podcast. So I said, if you call him Petey again, like, you mean Pete Davidson? Of course, you on a podcast. So I figured if you call him PD again, like, you mean, Davidson? Of course you're calling PD. I've always called him PD. All right, all right, all right. Yeah, I call him PD. I'll be slide on that, because he's your best bud.

No, I'll be, I always call him PD. All right, I know. All right, that's like what you're, I call you Bobby. I know, but that's like people when they call the Nero Bobby. Well, his close friends do. Okay, all right, there you go.

I'll make sure to call him. We're close friends, I call you Bobby. We got Liz's. Who's on the couch? Backie? We got Becky over there, of course. Becky, who's next to you? Chris Jeannie. Chris Jeannie. It's great, nice name. What is that? Unclear. Perfect. Are you on cut? No. I, you know what that is. You're a suspect. And who else we got, Mike? We have a laughable mad Kennedy.

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Kathleen Dunbar, Ty Burnett, and then I want to say go tell me who's here this weekend. Can you show me the lineup like Friday, Saturday. You could just choose a day on that upper right. You were so, she's a day. Don't fail me now. But that's the, that's the shoes that shoes a day. Choose it. Scroll. Date day. Hit it date there hit it scroll down Scroll down The next week. Oh wait next week Mackeys out there next week. Oh, and Smith is out there I want to say Roy would juniors out there next week Also Mark Cohen. It's you fucking killing us. Sorry. I mean you're killing us. I remember you know and you make it slow with the fucking scroll

All right, listen. Here's killing us. I can remember. You're making a move. You're slow with the fucking scroll. All right, listen, here's the deal. It's the fastest, which Bradley's there. You gotta get T-Rex. Yeah, I know, he told me. And did you watch the tape? Yes. What'd you think?

It was good. All right, he's good. Yeah. We got it. I got to talk to him. Chappelle Lacey. Estee Mignon's. Anyway, we're gonna figure it out.

All right, we're in. We're in. It's all out. Fucking Christmas time. Wait, can we talk about one talk about one thing winner me and you going back to that yes because that was the most fun fucking ever dude yeah that place was on we had such a good week that was so great man that was so fun for us it's gonna be up here guys That'd be honest, this is great. He's never coming back, is he, Bobby? Coming early.

I don't know, I don't know if I lie. How do you know what I mean? I get it. I get it. I get all the young guys laughing at him. But I don't think he gets the respect. I mean, you're 20-something years. 20-something years. You know, what do you got, fucking?

How many you got first? What do You got a 16 16 just shot a special You know what I mean number one fastest fucking growing special comedy central that it was thank God wasn't I just made that up Online clips was Chew it yeah Don't you you have chewing yeah, oh Bit god, he's failing this Nobody No one's a bit nobody watch I'm glad you watch the show Well, if you watch a user eyes

There's two sick of not smoking him. You dick fight Because you're doing cheer on my fucking camera and now my Check the comments right now again to like I love skull I'm not chicken shit get it out of your mouth spit it out. I don't want you with my fucking Sugar watch. I'll throw up spit it out. Please did you not tell him? I gotta say please don't stand my ground. No you shouldn't This is not your simmering this this should not be when you fucking stand your ground Cawks out your spit it out. I don't want to see you spit into a cup. What are you fucking? What's that kid's name gross? I don't want you to see a spit in your cup. What are you fucking, what's that kid's name?

Gross. No. What's that name? No, Naparganzi. Oh. Oh, he dips, he dips too, it's fucking gross. Is it Dipper? Is it called a dip?

It's Dipper. It's Dipper. He's a little bag thing like that. Oh, those are pouches. That's a pouch. What are you from? Central Pennsylvania. What was that?

God's country, dude. God's country dude God's country you mean your racist He's a year This guy's I didn't know, he was like, should I stand my ground? Shut the fuck up on what? He thinks we're in the fucking warriors. Should I stand my ground? Anyways, Verzy, this is my fucking love, Verzy, ready?

I call him up, there we go. I just set my Christmas tree up. Last week, this show's coming a little later, but I set my Christmas tree up, you know, last week, this show's coming a little later, but I set my Christmas tree up and You know put the lights on and max did it blah blah blah, you know We have a nice little house up there this guy I call him up and he said some about lights I go you're doing your lights because you had let's trust out. Yeah, you stressed out about us Let's go. Why is just about lights? It's fucking lights on the house. Yeah on the house, but he goes I'm framing the house in.

I go, what? I get it. No, no, because of my wife. No, you don't get it. You don't know, you don't get it. He goes, I'm calling people. I go, what the fuck are you talking about? He goes, I gotta, I gotta get a company to.

Can I, can I start it? And then I'm gonna tell you, here's what happened. I said to my wife, I go, look babe, I go, I'm putting lights on the house. And she goes, nah, you're not. She goes, you're talking shit. I go, I go, what? She goes, you said that last year nah you're not She goes you're talking shit She said that last year and it never happened you're talking shit and I go what and you know me that's all I need it I go

Stacy I'm gonna get lights. I'm gonna put you go. I believe it when I see it and I go well now you're gonna see the house from space Now you're gonna see the fucking house from space because I spent 75 hundred hours on a fucking I'll wrap the cat up and like you think I Not even kidding around. I'm gonna be the brightest fucking thing. Oh, just for her. Oh, just for I believe so I got I'm gonna spend Seventeen a month I trunk right now. I got seven rolls of the biggest once right now. I got it right before I got He calls me thing. He's fucking hunting down I went over to a wall and then lights on big enough

The medium ones I need I need the good ones. And where did you get the lights? I ended up getting the lights at Target. Target had the big ones, the big white ones. You want the big buddy, those are the ones that catch you on fire. Well, you know, she's gonna do what you got now. She defied me. So you want a fucking light?

You want a lighter? It's on fire. Is that fire enough for you? I went up to this lady there. The guy goes, I don't have a house, I can't tell you. He goes, go to her and some Ukrainian woman goes, how big's your house? I'm not here to get, it goes how big.

And I, you know, I showed her a picture. You know what I was gonna say? And she goes, you need at least six. And I go, I got seven in there. She goes, should be okay. And she goes, yeah. Oh yeah, so I'm going, so I got, my landscaper guy has a guy coming tomorrow.

What's he landscaping guys, Namin? Hector. Hector, okay, from the tree I'm going so I got my landscaper guy has a guy coming tomorrow. What's your last camera guys name? Hector Hector get from the tree I know we've heard of it. I know Hector from the tree is coming and he's he's sending a guy to put the lights up But I want my wife to pull up. I want my wife to pull up on Wednesday night or Thursday And I just want her to fucking go and I'm gonna be sitting there and the kitchen when she gets in don't sit there in the kitchen Fuck that get a chair like a chair Just undo her on like this. I'm gonna put a little I'm gonna put lights around the cigar Fucking lit if you don't video

I just sat there with a heart on and white lights around my White lights around my cock and I'm just gonna Little tiny one loop I'm done. I'm putting a baby reether on my cock fucking white lights I have one of those those merchandise flashlights now because I was afraid to I was afraid to install it My I don't want to fuck a fall off my roof. That's the last thing I need to do is fault my roof break my legs on my head to try to prove a point. Yeah, that was yeah, I would say making a guy name Jose do it. No, I got a guy. American, you know, I love it.

Yeah, let that caravan in. We need lights on the house. I can't stop it. Nothing. Dude, I give him a hundred and seventy five bucks. You kid me a fucking kill somebody for you. He's gonna buy all the women's family those little fucking, they blink and hats.

You do? Yeah, you know me, Bob. I was actually stressed on the phone. Just like that was my mission. That was my afternoon. That's what I had. I call him up, he's fucking livid. He's nothing.

Like, somehow I believe in it. I'm like, what's wrong? He's like, don't, she told me she's like, guys, you're not gonna do it. I'm like, okay. All right. I'm on a mission. He's like, he's fucking calling on these people. This one guy told him seven grand. Oh, I call one guy. He's like, I was two grand just to show up. But by the time we're all done, it's gonna be about 3500. And I was just like, I think he didn't want to do it So it's like those people suck anytime you do something to the house Yeah, you always have to get three guys

There's the fucking top of the line asshole that overcharges you for everything Yeah, because he did it he works with these rich people that are just stupid that have nannies and don't talk to the kids And oh just get it done get it done then. Then you have the Italians, no offense, they're gonna rip you off, you know, because you want this over here. Well, it's gonna cost another three Gs for that. They come in low, but by the time you've done it's around fucking 80 grand for a $20,000.

And then you get the Spanish people who do it for fucking $5,000. And I had those, the rich people come in to my apartment in New York to do the bathroom. He walked around my bathroom, it was in New York to do the bathroom. He walked around my bathroom. I was probably around like six by six bathroom. And he's like, oh, that and this and we could do this and he's getting me all whipped up and we can put this. And I'm like, yeah, that's great. And he goes, oh, probably it's going to be around.

Did the math and the air. That's always cheaper math. There's about 40,000. I grabbed him. What? Goon tandem by his elbow. I goon him like this. I went get the fuck. I walked him, but I get the fuck out of you.

Down the basement door. I shut it. He had to figure his way out. Oh my god. I was like, get the fuck in 40,000. Get the fuck in 6 by 6. Who the fuck is Rowe? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, then I had a fucking Spanish guy come in. Fucking 8 eight thousand. I did that I sold Bathtubs did you really yeah, where and Some shit hole in York, Pennsylvania Oh, right and every time you would design the bathroom. Yeah, I was I was like this price is I didn't know what the price Was gonna be and then they would design the bad it was always old people for like a walk-in shower right? Yeah, they're all dumb as fuck. Because the way you get tricked into me coming to your house

is you're at Home Depot. And they're like, do you want one of our designers to come for a free in home visit? The designers. Yes, I would have been a designer. We play a color-go-vid. It's called Do It Ain't Get My Shows Up. He's got fucking David and his name.

He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's got a tall boy in front of him. Like, he's got fucking, he's got a key's got a tall boy in front of him. He's got fucking dick in his face. I was actually designed. I literally made one sale. But every time you design this battery, you guys want fucking shelves, you want shet,

and then you would click the final thing, and it'd be like $48,000. And I'd have to sit there and be like, that's a reasonable price. Yeah, watch the fucking doubles. The ladies right side of a face-talk switch. I got to go, Bobby. All right, bye, baby.

I'll see you on the video. Oh, look at me. Why, I already? Yeah, my carrots on stage. We're taping the show for Comedy Central. This week at the Comedy Cellar. Is this the last week? This is the last week.

Oh, you sound so upset. No, come on. It's a great show. No, it is a good show. It's a great show. It's doing well, huh? It's doing great. It's really come on. It's a great show. No, it is a good show. It's a great show. It's doing great. It's really doing great.

It's awesome. And Comedy Selju's, I think they're giving out the parts pretty evenly. I think they're giving everybody a shot, which is great. So and the Comedy Selju's looking out for their people, which is great. Have you done it? I did. I did it right before my episode was on right before the special. There you go, buddy.

So, let's go. All right right come back up if you're around I will I love you too Um back you come back over here. Was that you the spot? No, no, no, no, just here. This is it Mm-hmm anyways, I love this. This is great. Yeah, she's the best. Hey, so I want to I Want to talk to you about your fucking what happened with the daddy daughter dance Well, yeah, the daddy daughter dance was bitch playing that you I was playing to go Shane I'll start right well he he had it the tradition daddy Don't answer up and where he lives up on the Westchester bestchester, you know

And we both live up there and he has a daddy audience. It's tradition. This year it got fucked up because I would say a left wing or very liberal parents will like this is not right. It's sexism and one of the couples. So basically what it is in the district is they do like a mother son, Bo LaRama, where the, you know, my son will go with my wife and they'll bowl and then they do the daddy daughter dance

Where I dress up my daughter dresses up and it's basically everybody K through fucking little it is a little 19 I was gonna say I'm uncle like a daddy daughter dancing. Yeah, who bolts take him to Dave and Busters Can't it be mommy and Dave and Busters? That'd be great. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, go to a bowling alley like it's fucking the 20s So anyway, I so I went I went to the daddy daughter dance a great fucking memory with my daughter everything was cool You know so all of a sudden they're like the daddy daughter dance is not going down because of one couple has a kindergarten going down because of one couple has a kindergartener who they might think is transgender. Kindergartener.

Not, they don't know. They don't know because you can't know because there's no sexual drive of a kindergarten. I wouldn't imagine. Is the kid. I have sexual driving. Is the kid hot? I was banging. You were banging a kindergarten.

I was banging. So anyway, I don't know what the situation is with the kid. I don't know what the kid's situation is, but they said that so these people said I don't I kind of why that that seems exclusive why and then another couple I think goes well the New York state law says you can't have a gender specific event right so this whole thing gets shut down because the district obviously gets scared and bows down because of this because I guess technically it is the law and they took it away. Now me, I found they had to, my wife had to tell me like afterwards because I would have, we would have to move.

We would have neighbors come over, you're going to keep the dog in the other room. Yeah. No, like, you're going to keep them in the room. Yeah, so they're going, don't, so basically there was this thing of like parents of my town. I don't want to say anything. Parents of my town on Facebook group all talking about this. And I'm hearing what's being said. And my wife goes, you cannot let Paul on this. She goes, they were keeping it from me. Like, he will say things that will make us move.

We will not be a part of this community. And I'm freaking out. I'm going, I had a great time. Anyway, long story short, because of legal, it legally states it, the school that had to back down and say that we're not going to do this. So it's just, so there's no daddy, daughter, dance. So all the little girls that had sisters, older sisters that did it, they looked forward to that picture and that night and now they can't have it.

Because of a small few made the whole fucking district have to change. However, here's the good news since I was here venting. Well, I love fucking however. Because last time I was here, I was sitting where Mike was and I came in fucking. You want to talk about this? Coming in hot. Here's what happened. This however better be good because I need a good however.

This is a good, this is a good, this is a good one. This is a good one. Give me a good however. And I got on the trend. I got on. You're on, however? This is a good one. This is a good one. Give me a good however. And I got on the trend. I got on the. You're on the thing? I went on the thing.

Stand out of this. After this. You got to do that face-up. I went in, yeah, they were like, don't go in, but I found out where it was. And then I saw it. And I was just looking. I was just scoping.

You know, part of me wanted to just go in and just fucking laser, just fucking boom, boom, boom, just air strike. But I can't do it. You know, I can't do it. You know, I mean, plus, yeah, I can't do it. You can't do it. I can't do it, you know what I mean? Plus, yeah, I don't want it to, my kids go to the school. I have to have somebody like, come up with a fake one. I'll spell check on my shit too.

Oh yeah, here's the thing, the group, the group that, oh, this is gonna drive you nuts. The group that is like trying to ruin this, I saw something on there where they go, well, it's just a victory because you can't have it at the school, so you could do it wherever, but it's a victory because you can't have it at the school. So you could do it wherever, but it's a victory because you can't have it here. And she also spell checks people when they go at her.

So she'll actually fucking, yeah, yeah. I would have, I would have, I see you seething right now. I would have, because I would have, look, I was a juby haul. I didn't get a fucking education, you cock suckers. But I articulate up here. Now if I got a smart person next to me, I'm just fucking to shoot that through. You know what I'm saying? You'll be a fucking hero.

I'm fucking eloquent when it comes to fucking. I don't know to spell eloquent, but I don't know what the fucking user. You know what I'm saying, Versailles? Yes, yes. So I saw, I knew she was a fucking spell checknot. Oh, she was. That was a great call by you

She yes, she actually said like oh by the way spit like yeah like but So all of a sudden there's this thing that says hey the the snowball whatever they call snowflake But whatever they call is back and it's gonna be at a at the golf club So they got the golf club and they're gonna say anybody come all this and that so then I went on the thread Because I knew that the people that don't want this were on there. And some people are just like, yay, oh, this is great, amazing.

I go, I had to go, I go, I go, this is such, such great news. These are things that bring the community closer. This is one of the most fondest memories I had with my little girl and to be able to go there. I had to just lace it. But I couldn't, there were a couple of things I wanted to say. Like I almost wanted to say, yeah, those people, I hope those people don't show up, I hope they're watching it.

I wanted to say things bad, but I didn't. But I didn't, so I just put in all of the good bullet points that I know that they'll see. You know, like when I said, this is what brings community closer because that's what those fucking cuts, like, you know, that's what they try to do. And there's a thing though, you're trying to not be, you know, you're trying not to be

exclusive. Yeah. But by doing this, you're making everybody go fuck you. Now your kid, which kills me because I want the trans kid, whatever the kid is a boy or girl, whatever the kid should, yeah to have fun too and have friends Of course now you fucking separate the parents. Yeah, I like let's just stay away from that lady It's not about your kid anymore. It's about your it's your kids childhood you clock sucker Yeah, it's not your fucking childhood. Yeah, and this kid

Hey be whatever you want. Go to both. How about go to both? How do we just have like bathrooms, this whole bathroom thing, just make it a bathroom, like at a nightclub. You go in, whether you have a dick or a pussy and you take a shitter of piss,

whether you sit or stand, who gives a fuck? Yeah, a shit of nightclub. 48, what do you want me to say? I have a question. How old are you? 31, acting. 48, what do you want me to show you? I have a question. How old are you? 31, today. Oh, happy birthday.

Happy birthday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. I got a question. I got a question. Do you at the daughter daddy dance? You go swap daughters and grind with the other kids, do? No.

Maybe that's no faster. They did? Yeah. I'm here. I'm out here. This is hangover second. What I'm hot in here'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Hang on a second. What a hot and here by Nelly, please. Do you guys swap daughters? Can you give this to him?

That's called the bomb, bandana. That's not a bomb, dude. I'll stand by that. No, you can't. We let you know if it's a bomb. It's like a crowd. You can't go on stage. I'm going to lie in there.

Listen, Dick or I can't. No, you can't go on stage. You stink. And then you go, no, it's not me. It's you. No, it's you. You fucking. That was a bad guy.

I'm going to lie in there. I'm going to lie in there. I'm going to lie in there. I'm going to lie in there. I'm going to lie and say, yeah, this one's dick or I can't. No, you can't go on stage and then you stink and then you go, no, it's not me, it's you, no it's you. You fucking, that was a bad one. You took a hot one, take a hit. What was bad about it? I don't know, we didn't laugh. We didn't laugh. You didn't laugh.

You were friends. That doesn't matter, I laugh to you. Fucking ten times already. All right. Don't fight. This is the wrong with this fucking shit generation I can't take a hit I've been smashed the shut the fuck up I don't smash the my pie past I take most of the head and I laugh if it's funny One thing not funny this fucking dips

I'm fucking redneck dear No, it's funny. It's not you stink Welcome to Stop getting triggered, Verzy Well, I thought my therapist about this. I'm ready to get amped up about this dance, and then that just happened. So you just took my thunder away. I think some of it, why I just gave him was from the dance.

That wasn't all for you. Some of it was from this fucking twat. What you're saying, Bobby? About him, of the dance. No, no, about the dance. What? Do you feel better? A little bit.

I feel better. That was like a lot of shit. Me and Don had a fight yesterday. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sometimes. No, but you know, the intentions, the intentions aren't right. The intentions aren't about the kids. That's what it is.

The intentions aren't about the children in this situation. That's what I said. It is about that because here's the other thing she said. She said, yeah, the football. I see somebody puts something like, who can want to sign up for football? And she goes like this, she goes, that's in the Andra Thal's sport,

a bunch like really shit on it. And then she goes, but wait, can girls play it? So then they wanted the girl. So it's basically like, it's more about her, the country laws, and what can she change? And let's change tradition. And all this stuff for her what we should pray for her kid

Is it a boy? I don't know there's a girl. I don't there's two couples I don't know if it's a boy we should pray for pray for her kid to grow up just like him Just a nice Shane O'Malley what the fuck? She last name? Oh, Maui yeah, that would be fun How it feels like fucking hey hey, ma, put the game on, bitch, would be here. I just sold the bathtub to this old cunt. She's fucking a moron. It would make me so happy that the kid was never transgender. It just grew up to be a fucking big football head, fucking redneck. I think it was just like just a kid and all of a sudden he grew with it Because you don't know nobody knows right?

Shaint no yeah, you don't know what your kids are gonna fucking you have no idea if your kids gonna be gay Or straight or do some gay shit and then go back to straight like me What what I just say But you don't know what the fuck your kids gonna do. You're a kid. You can do everything you want. And then at some point your kid's gonna just, it's his soul. It's his life. It's him. He's just gonna go and do what the fuck he wants. Look, I just think kindergarten's way too young.

I think, you know, when a kid gets up there, maybe in like, it's just fucking kindergarten, man. Yeah, kindergarten, like to be like, laugh at it as on jokes again. But this time he's smart. He's telling him in his own head. He's not bombing out loud. No, what are you laughing at? No, it's funny.

It's funny. It's great. Trust me. It would have been a good. You're making me a dance artist, shitty older brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty much. That bomb, give me that back. Yeah, I was gonna give it back to you on the last one

That was a hot guy Yeah, that was hot, what gay thing? One where you bond on the maybe do gay stuff and come back What's gonna give it back to you on the last one? Now I'm gonna give it back I can't wait to never talk to you Not really, I'm gonna ghost him I'm gonna tell her I see her a fuck it I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm gonna tell Astida fucking I'm I'm please oh my

Smoke you up to come in to the club everything I got is going into this kid working the fucking stand only Don't find out where that pizza hut is because that's where you're working Don't they have pizza ovens all they do they did they just got them what I get are they opening? Yeah, they're gonna open this could take a they'll open a fucking restaurant a 20,000 foot how big is it big it's like big two floors yeah but yeah so we'll see you know we'll see what happens I'm glad that I can I'm glad that I can well you know what I can actually take my daughter to the thing because I'm gonna be I'm not gonna be in the country all this but, but my grandfather, no, not my grandfather's,

my was already booked, I couldn't do it, but. What were you going to like? I just found out. What were you going to have a country with? I'm going to the Bahamas. You go to the Bahamas with your wife? My wife. And your kids are home for the dirty day,

you know what I'm gonna be with you too in the Bahamas. What? Yeah. What are you talking about? In practical jokers, cruise three. Am I on that? You are? You'reamas. What? Yeah. What are you talking about? Impracted with Joker's cruise three. Am I on that? You are? You bringing your wife? Yeah.

I asked him. I was like, is that something? He goes, oh, he goes, I'm bringing my girl, I'm bringing it. It'll be fun. So you're going to be on there. So that's why I can't. I'm going to be on the fucking stag.

What? I'm going to be on there by myself. All right. I don't have a wife. Yeah. Well, you know, it's not like we're going to some fucking romantic. It's gonna be a shit show on there So we'll hang out smoke right drink. You're not gonna fucking want you can't you're gonna have to fucking ask permission to go go where if I go If I'm like dude, let's smoke you're gonna have to she's gonna like come out there and fucking drink a bourbon and smoke with us

She smokes the guards. All right. How's the girl? What? The sounds girls good to great. So I but I'm everybody's gonna have the girls. I right, how's Salas girl? What? Salas girl's good to? Great. But everybody's gonna have the girls. I'm not gonna have my girl. Why don't you bring it on? Fuck's wrong. You're right. Stacey asked me, she goes, is this something that I could come to?

I'm like, all right. What are I gonna say? Oh, it's wrong. But she goes, can you do me a favor? Can you ask Sal if I can? And my wife never asks, but she's like, Bahamas, so I'll look her right. When is it?

It's like February 8th. It's a February vacation. It's six to the 10th. Is that February vacation? I don't know. I don't know if it's winter break. So that's for her ticket too? No, no, you get a guest.

I get a guest? Yes. You get a guest. I don't even know. Look at that, Bobby didn't read the email. Look, I love Robby didn't read the email. You fucking get your shit together with the fuck out. Stop acting so fucking cocky.

You fucking shit out cocky? A little bit. Really? Oh, that's my worst nightmare. Please show some. All right, well fucking tame it down a little bit. All right, all right. All right, I'll just shut the fuck up.

You better be honest. Two stories, I'll shut the fuck up. Yeah. Yeah. All right, you'll shut the fuck up. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha. You may as a good boy. Ha ha ha ha. When you make a point, you know, I'll just stop talking. Ha ha ha ha.

You guys talk, I'm just going to, I want to go to the bombs. Ha ha ha ha ha. Why don't you take my ticket, bring the girl downstairs. Oh, yeah, hell yeah. What kind of room you got? I don't know. I don't know. But here's the thing, I'm making sure that my daughter gets so her grandfather is gonna take her to the daddy Daughter that's and that's what some people do like when somebody take the hit when that lady comes in with a

Those way all the stroke Jesus Christ. Oh, sorry. He did a fucking grind and bump and grind then you didn't fucking say Jesus's name The mom grind thing was funny yours was Jesus name the one I'm glad that was fun it yours was Joke you just made really an appropriate you don't want to work here do you You're done with my phone Yes, he's Sean of alley That's the I don't know who to Sean on Maui kid is that I tell you what I don't want to work in here anymore Did you just get did you just get into the room?

No, there's no water tonight. I did one spot tonight. Like an audition. No, no, no, nothing. Soater was running like an hour. He let me host. Oh cool. Yeah, it was cool for him.

Yeah, that's awesome. I mean, as he could see that tape. Me and Liz could make it that S.D. might see that tape because it was taped. I'd be like, oh, you gotta check out this kid Shane O'Malley. He's fine. You know what I mean? We could do that.

I'd be pretty sick. I got no cloud in here. Well, that's too bad that you're not going to be able to. That would have been great if you went to the dance. I was definitely, you know, that was, I would have changed any other gig if I, but I'm gonna be at the fucking, I told Sal and we're gonna be at the ocean so I can't. Yeah, I mean, I'm just bummed that I thought you were going by yourself. Well, I could maybe work that out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, finds out what I'm gonna spend tomorrow on this go out of my mind, I'm not my fucking...

I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna find you bring my wife. Are you bringing the... You're not bringing the kids to stand... No, no, no, see, we don't have that fucking option. You have a kennel. We don't have a kennel.

Yeah. You know, we have no family to watch the kids. I mean, you could take the kid to Massachusetts, right? Yeah, my father just, yeah, I'm gonna, hey, mom, I know you really fucking sad. Can you watch this kid for a week? Fucking run around with a five-way? He's stuck.

I mean, I didn't have to fucking bring it there. By the way, I'm really sorry about that. I wasn't good at it. Oh, yeah, no, I know. No, no, I know. I'm, I don't want to keep, I'm praying. Because we're doing the podcast twice today, it's going to seem like I just can't shut up about it

People are like, oh, he's dead relax. Stop talking about it. I only can't would think like that I'm coming up said and people get me angry Bob. You don't get me angry I like this kid in here. I'd be fucking twisted Give me a cramp in my fucking hamstring. I'm so fucking angry What was I fucking talking about? You were talking about this not my wife. What? Oh, I fucking got back. What? You what? Listen, the stuff I do, my wife doesn't follow me on anything. She doesn't, she doesn't listen to the podcast. Thank God. Whatever. She't she just doesn't do it right so last week we told the story birds on he tells the story

I tell a story about Patrice when we had my wife tried to throw me a force all that and that was fucking epic. Yeah my wife heard it I came home she goes She's got that so I turned the corner. She's like this And I've seen that face before a long time ago. It's a scary one in it Yeah, when she found my phone when you know when camera phones first came out and went to Brazil twice and Las Vegas seven times You know She's looking in the fucking hooker of a brazilian's assholes So my mediocre pud

Yeah, very bad. Of course, I'm joking about that too. But I'm literally forgetting everything's not real. I'm just kidding about that. I don't look at Shimo porn. Anyways, yeah, she I come in she goes You knew about the surprise he fucking she was pissed She I never told her I forgot I didn't tell my wife that fucking dumb Patrice Told me about my surprise party a week before the party and she's like you because I fucking I'm a good actor And I, when I went out, I was like, Oh my God. And I was surprised. I didn't know it was going to be in

the basement of a really nice restaurant. That was, I just used what I had as an actor. I used to. You know what I mean? Oh, dude, that's fucking. She was, she was, but my wife's coach, she got over a quick, but she was like, a little, she's a little mad. Nothing's worse than when they give you the look and you know, like you could be at a party or a barbecue and they just go. And all you're thinking about is the car ride

and you just know when you get alone with them. So what you try to do is anything you can in the middle of time to make up for it, to make it a little better. You see the look and it's like, what the fuck did I do? Yeah, yeah. And then you're kind of like,

and then just go. Do you know about that chick? Oh yeah, because you don what I'm talking about. And then you're kind of like what and then just go like to she know about that chick. Oh, yeah, because you don't know what it is. You're fucking cycling through everything. Yeah, I haven't been I'm so glad I haven't been there in a long time, but that's cycling through your lies. Oh, the lives. You know, they may we have like three or four lives. You're just like wait, is it the thing or?

No, it's just you. Is it? You ever just fucking, wait, is it the thing or? No. Is it, is it, uh, you ever just fucking one time she just gave me a look and I didn't know. So I went to every social media thing. I was like, Instagram's good. Facebook's good. Check those comments.

Yeah. Who's this bitch in New Brunswick? What do you mean, great show? We don't like that. My wife would get mad at me for shit that I didn't have control over though. Like, oh my God, kill her show, you know, or like if they say like, you were cute too. Something that I can't know. I don't know. My wife would get mad at me for shit that I didn't have control over though. Like, oh my God, kill her show, you know, or like if they say like, you were cute too.

Something that I can't control. Who the fuck says you're cute? Dude. Like, I'm like, I don't fucking know. I'm so glad I shut it down, you know, before social media, to, I couldn't imagine. The shit back, we were dating. I was a fucking piece of garbage you know

I mean piece of guy could hang the guy the guy's the cheat now they're fucking nerves of steel I mean to cheat now to make out with a chick in New York City knowing that you chicks home and anybody one of her fucking dumb friends back in the day they'd walk by and go, I thought I saw them, but they really wouldn't know. Now they just go, ch-kink, videotape you, enhance it, make the light brighter, fucking put a filter on it,

put fucking jingle bells on your head, and send it to you. This is, good, good, I just saw. And you're fucking done, instantaneously caught. Fucking, fucking. Those guys don't give a fuck deep down inside though yeah yeah like if you're if you're willing in today's game in 2018 if you're willing to make take that fucking gamble you either don't care if you do get caught or you just or you're like or stupid like

it's crazy to do it today you can't do it today you know you have to cheat like you're in the CIA now back in the. You have to cheat like you're in the CIA now. Back in the day you could just cheat like you're in the army, just fucking... Well, back in the day, guys had like multiple families. Yeah, sweetie, I'm going to Vegas for a fucking... In the anus, got two kids, got another Christmas. Got a shovel twice. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He forgets which house he put the lights on right? He's got all kinds of shit.

Guys did that guys did that. That's fucking crazy. You have a cheat on a girl. She know. Yeah. You did? How long ago? There. There. There. There. There. There.

There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. I'm not fucking erasing anything for you. No, come you got to delete How many people like to you got a delete that number through The girl that sounds here's right now I'm not sure if you're on the girl that sounds here right now. Can I get your number?

What? Did you cheat? Have you really cheated? Yeah, I've cheated. It is scary in modern times. Yeah, because you never know who the fuck is around with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With literally a camera crew.

I mean, everybody's walking around with the camera crew. I mean, it's a 4K lights sound. Yeah, I was in this girl's Instagram story this week, and a chick that I was hooking up with in Philly DMed her friend. It was like, how do you know Shane? Because they worked together at some restaurant. My, the chick I'm with's friend was friends with this chick. That's all. I mean, you could be with the girl right back in the day.

You made a check wherever right. Take her back to your hotel, fucking banging out. Wake up early. Why are you whispering? Because I'm trying to make a sense. Oh, I'm hard. I'm hard to talk to you. I'm trying to get the young guy.

You're not going back to home. You can bring back to home You can bring this bitch back She's wet, she's wet as fuck You can go back and finger pop a little bit You get a cocktail and I'll tell a lot of you Why you standing in the way nice old town And the sun, you go to the pool first Go to the venue machine at the best western

Yeah, I got a nice machine in a diet coke. I don't know. He's sounding like Arie Lang, whispering. Hey, you want some popcorn? Hey, you got it. It's a popcorn tart. It got strawberry. Bounty-bounty.

Do Arie. Do Arie chicken or lobby of hotel trying to get a girl upstairs? Yeah, I got the high-daw- Hey, hey. Ah. I'm pretty like, hey, I want you. I want you. Oh I know. I know. I'm doing it, hey, I want you. I want you.

I want you. Hey, let me favor, could take this doll of 50, and then go, hit E11. They sell for pop-pong. Yeah, be upstairs. Dude, you, oh my god, that's good. That's all right. I can do it better, but it takes me a minute.

I'm going to hit you. You're laughing. He's having a blast. He's a pop star. He's a little cherry-pop time. Meet me up, yes. I got a bag of onions this afternoon. Fucking sput him. I mean, right now, okay, here's the deal.

Say I go cheat on my wife. Ooh, right. I'm not a fucking. It's not, I'm the happiest I've ever been right now. It's truly fucking, I'm just like, I walked up last night, I pulled up after the day, right? We got the Christmas sheet. I look in the window, I got videotaped this. You know my corner window that, it's all windows in my house that,

when you're in a winter. Yeah, beautiful that is, right? I look in and my kids on a ladder about to put the star up. The trees lit up. I'm about to put the star up. Oh, she is. The trees lit up. I'm like, this is my life.

What the fuck is this? I'm like, this is amazing. I love how he's saying this after a week after the betray story. I've never been after you. I'm saying it before this fucking- My son floated. He didn't even have a ladder. He floated, he floated, and dropped a star-hung

with the love power of my wife. I've never... The love power of my wife! I have... Ha! Lo! Ha! Lo!

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podcast? Yeah, yeah. Like literally, he thought I was a fan. 20 minutes ago. I said, how are you? Yeah. I was like, hey, Bobby Kelly, what's up, man? Oh, well, I was not your fan. You said, hi, I don't know your fan. I don't know. I know, I understand. I said hi

Well, it's not your fan. You said hi. I don't know your fan. I don't know I understand yeah I'm not I didn't think you were a fan. I thought you were dude. Yeah It was funny. It was funny that you were just like yeah, all right. All right. I wish that was you Let's show him out. Yeah, sugar Sean. He's the fucking man. He is. That's why I wish you Yeah, yeah, he's great. He's floored a trash dude. He's a man. Yeah he is that's why I wish you that's what you're talking about is florida trash to the man and he smokes a lot of fucking is he good like a new

and he's like a undefeated i don't know his record but you have to see i think he is maybe you see i don't know his record but he's he's really great to his great fighter he goes for like hard knockouts expended

you said a wilder fury fight? That was the fucking heavyweight championship of the world. I thought it was great. It was. I thought it was great, but here's what they should do right now. They should set up Dante with Joshua right now. They should have that. I'm here and then nobody wants Joshua, but that fight should be right now. That's what the UFC would do. Exactly. That's what makes the UFC better. I don't like the UFC would go. Well, that's what the UFC would do. Exactly. And that's what makes the UFC better. Well, I don't like it. Well, first of all, I don't like the...

I was doing the point thing. What? And then you started pointing and you... They took my point thing. Did I? I was going, dude, that's what they should do right now. And you went about... Yeah, that was...

But I wasn't trying to see. See, this is the problem with us sometimes. I thought you loved me. I do. But you got me going, so maybe I was like, Yeah, it was in an agreement. It wasn't trying to take it. All right, well, I was in the thing and it was in an agreement, it wasn't trying to take it. All right, well, I was in the thing

and then you stepped in, you took my thing, that's why. All right, see, yeah, this is what I do. I don't want to do time-shank. I know this is the thing. But that means- Is it wilder, Joshua, like an extreme, how much is Joshua? No, they're both in the way.

Yeah, they're both heavyweights, but wilders, like, 40 pounds less than. Well, look, man, that ain't my problem. Other Joshua's gonna- No, they's not heavy weights, but water's like 40 pounds less than Well look man, that it my Joshua's gonna know they're gonna fight. No, they're gonna fight But they're gonna first do fury wilders. They're gonna do fury wilder too because of the draw Which is what boxing wants? They're gonna do somebody else. What's his name? Water's not fighting another autistic fucking pike like you just did Joshua's the real deal dude. What?

What? Dude, Fury was great. All right. Well the fact that he's a autistic Pikey's can be great. Is he autistic? He's fucked up. No, he's not. He's not up to this.

He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's that. This is why the guy's great. If you heard him on Rogan's podcast, he's fighting depression. He's fighting suicidal thoughts. And the reason why he got up and this is, and whether you like it or not, he got up in that round for people that are fucked up. He didn't want to, he didn't want to go down, he wanted to get up and say, fuck it. Let's do it.

When he got up, that's awesome. That's amazing. That was awesome. So you can't call him a, I mean, you call him a fucking Aussie shit dick. I think the fact that he, Well, Pikey just beats Chipsy. It's not a good term. Call him a Pikey to his face.

He probably smashed him, Michael. Did you do it either way? Michael, you turn on me again. Donald Malley, I... There's a fucking... Stand up to him. Stand up to him. Never again.

Never again. I got a guy called New Mike right here. Literally, his name is... Rise up, dude. Rise Rise up dude, rise up. No. Please rise up. Dude, when he got up, when Fury got up, I'd never seen anything like that before.

I hate him. I don't like him. I think I hate him again. I go back and forth between liking him and hating him. Rise up. He's fucking gonna fucking fail in the city, because I'm... I'm taking him down.

Furzy, your house is gonna be lit up. I'm taking this clock sucker out Out I'm fucking ruining. He's going back to the woods God I'll be right Tyson Fury dude. Just a retarded guy standing back up Now hello, he did upgrade it to re-dog I'm gonna take that get that clips when he gets a deal on NBC Take him out. He's a retarded guy with Down syndrome.

He's an autistic pikey. Fuck him. I'm just gonna add stuff. Fucking just edit all the bad things you said for one person. Just spittin'. I call him a redneck deer hunter. He's a gun. You like guns, don't you?

Love him. Takes his men, all people. Yeah, he's dumb, can't buy a fucking tub for 40 grand. You know what though? Wilder wins that, while they all said it, Wilder loses that fight if Fury doesn't go down in the 12th. If he doesn't get that knockdown, it's over. Because Fury had him by four rounds.

Yeah. Like Fury one was winning the fight. Was winning the fight. And then he goes down and then he gets up and they give it a draw. So is this Joshua kid though? He's fucking not, he's the guy, right? Yeah, that'll be a problem.

How much is this guy? I never saw him fight. Two point of reverse, two, 13. Yeah, but Tyson was just as heavy and they just fought. Yeah, but Tyson is not Anthony Joshua. Absolutely, but you made it about weight. You didn't make it about, Joshua is the ship. Yeah, but you want to talk, you want to make it about Yeah, Joshua's the ship. You want to talk melaton you want to talk skin melatonin? Yeah, he wants to go to sleep with

Wait is Anthony Joshua better? I meant melon well and say it stupid don't fucking affect me with your shit. What'd you say? I don't know what just happened. I just had a... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he flew in, he sat there. I don't know if he really wanted to, we had a bonny was here, Bonnie said some shit, Bonnie moved fallen. You know, Bonnie could be fucking razor sharp sometimes. And then he was like, I'm just gonna go.

I was like, what? He's like, yeah, but we worked it out, he's fine. That's the fight that was- I never saw a Joshua fight. But here's the fight. Here's the deal, if they make that fight right now, everybody's buying it. This is the problem with boxing. UFC makes that fight that night.

100%. And then everybody buys it, everybody's hyped up. Boxing away three years to make that fucking fight. Who gives a fuck that? Is Joshua, I want to see Joshua fuck this guy up. Who? Wilder? Yeah.

Why? I would love, look, he might not. He might fucking. I know. What do you not like about wilder? It's not that I don't like him at all, but I like Joshua. Yeah. I mean, I would like to see him fight. And I would like to see him fight somebody who just want to fight. Where's he from? He's from British. Yeah. Oh, fuck that, dude. He didn't fuck that. Yeah. Like a fucking. Fuck. I was was with him if that said America, why would not? Why would you want? Why wouldn't you want? I like for wild. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I like it. Oh god. Oh shit me. Did you guys ever see Deonte Wilder fuck up that YouTube star?

No. Oh yes. I didn't see that though. He did it. Deonte Wilder. So there's this guy. No please tell me. You fucking love this. What? I'm one of the funniest guys on earth. I'm gonna say he goes in and he fought he fight he'll go to a gym right oh he's the guy that talk shit yes and it's like I yes I know you

talk about you do the planet fitness in like the yoga room yeah so a guy will be hitting a bag in like a fucking New York sports club he'll go in and just say let's go and stop fucking cranking in the head let's bar but he has a belt he gave himself a belt. He's mentally ill. His father is fucking meant. The whole family's fit. So this guy, fuck what's his name?

I know, we'll find out right now. He'll get it, he'll get it. Boxing troll, just type in boxing troll. This guy, dude, it's crazy. So he goes, this guy's not, and fucking Deonte Wilder showed up to his Charlie Z. Charlie Z on off. Charlie Z and Dante Wilder. Dante Wilder showed up.

This is terrifying. Yeah, this is it. Can we watch this? Yeah, that's like in the world. This is great. I'm excited. Let's do it. This, this internet troll talk shit.

Deonte Wilder. Bring it up in full screen, dude. Zachi, here we go. What's that? That's Charlie Z. Is that a Samsung fucking? Is that him? Why is he no sound? That's Wilder? Yeah. Yeah. Yes, I believe we reached the Pay for Fishing Life to our headquarters. Deante Wilder, Pay for Fishing Life to our... Hey, listen, wanna talk to Shit, huh?

You remember how he dug me in 2012, and I'd be there with the jam. There with the jam, I would knock you the fuck out. You son of the bitch, and he asked me something. If you're such a good fighter, you want to see a new stage that fake match with the lake sky, you the fuck out you son of the bitch and he asks you something if you're such a good fighter you want to be the stage that fake match with the lake sky you piece of shit sounds like Christian bail hour you spit your gum show that and you spit every single tooth out on the fucker you're a fucking bum let's meet up right now come to L.A. on the champion you're a fucking

bum you're a joke hey I sent you my last flight kickboxer 28 seconds motherfucker you want to be next we'll get it on right now you're fucking cool hey let's 64 300 pounder failed 64 300 pounder it's on video tap trowel z versus dirt the giant beat the motherfucker's ass on video two different angles you want to fight me let's get the fight on right now. That's it. Just like me agreeing to do this podcast. You want me to go upstairs and fuck these dudes up? All right.

He comes to your dead wilder. Look, I'll fuck up, I'll fuck up. You stop laughing at pause so we can not miss any of this while we laugh. Dude, you're really failing tonight What is the first time I failed Let's show you failed way more than that You guys should rise up rise up, dude. Yeah, please. I want you all to I want you guys to all rise up Which on and leave

Leave Becky here with me and Zach Zach will throw something at your head, right, Zach? Thank you. So does this show the him fight him? Yeah, he's got it. Yeah, we're going to go in there. Oh, this is going to get there. Real sad. I just want to hear this.

Real sad. This is awesome. And I knocked out an area in the cold on the fucker, 3 left hooks. Then what the fuck was when he phased down, 4-6? You know what's really crazy to me? He's talking like his mom is sleeping in the same room. I called on the fucker three left hooks. Then what the fucker was when he phased down before I said, you know what's really crazy to me? He's talking like his mom is sleeping. He's saying, well, why wouldn't you,

why is he the same tone? Listen man, I knocked that motherfucker. Hang on one second, pause it. He's like, hang on, get boss. Can I just go make a quick phone call? This is my motherfucker. Are you right? This is gonna deal with the wild hungry.

Hey fucking pussy. I'm, I look at my own, I chick filet right now in the back room. By worship, I fucking beat the fucker. Mom, I'll be right deal with it. I'm gonna deal with it. Alright, hey fucking pussy. I'm, I look at me, I want a chick filet right now in the back room. My version, I fucking beat you. Mom, I'll be right in for dinner. Listen, mother's like, I'm just a heavyweight chape of the world. Oh fuck you up dude. He was 300 pounds. I knocked his back.

Yeah, you got 250 pounds on him. I'll kick you into shame and bust your tooth bitch. Hey, that's the way it is. Hey, I say, when I get nervous, I say, hey, fuck out. I mean, let's give this a pong. God. Oh, we clicked the phone. He was angry. Remember that. Stop one second. Where was this? This is fucking great. Why does he have a flip on? Who has a flip phone? I think you got a burner. I love this guy. The more I talk to him here about the side of where I think you got a burners. I love this guy the more I talked up here about this

I like now trust me. He's the biggest sack of shit that he literally finds strong dudes at the gym No, no wild wilder. Well also you got to be like deante watters Also fucked up for taking a retarded guy's phone call and being like I'll show up to play a fit There's a shit out of this darting guy that's fucking crazy I don't think he's retarded more than just... I don't think Wouter's doing it out against retarded guys. That's a draw, wasn't it? He's one and one.

Mark that down. Retarded like five times. I'm going to have him on a fucking retarded tour. He's on the Kumi and that. Work authority over for. Are you on the Kumi and that one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going toumian network. It's already over. Are you on the kumian network? Oh, you turn it. Say what you want.

I'm fucking heading over there quick, too. Just so I can fucking be funny again. That's hilarious. I got... He's so intuitive. He wants to do something. Yeah, that's the Auntie Wilder. They have the whole fighter. It's just just... He's so into They have the whole fighter is just test he tries to run away

Stop really quick this is what he does Paul this is what's gonna fucking annoy him. He does it. He quits He quits and then he talked shit again, and then he talks shit and he tries to suck a punch. He'll go back in, be like, let's do a bitch. And then he gets knocked to fuck that. But he does it with everybody. It's not the first guy. So he does it with everybody. So he tries to run away. And this guy is a fucking piece of garbage.

Go ahead. fucking piece of garbage good Team Wilder oh my god Oh no Run dude see Oh Run, dude see Stop one second listen back. He yeah, he's a listen Well, I'm gonna show you what this guy's done. Oh, this guy's a bad guy This guy's a bad guy. He walks up to guys like me at the gym. He's out though, like he's... He's not fucking him. He walks the legs are gone.

Yeah, he should be gone. Let me think about the heavyweight champ of the world. Listen to me. He actually took it pretty well. Yeah, listen to me on it. Did you hear what he said to the champ on the phone? Yeah. What do you think he's gonna get a box of candy?

Listen. Listen, you're the nicest person in the world. I have to tell you, this piece of shit deserves every fucking I love how Becky went to boxing analyst mode I think it's over that's a standing eight cows He's easy. He's easy. Go ahead. Oh!

Oh! I too bad he missed on that. Oh, he said the end word. Oh! All right. See, he talked about his daughter. Let him go. I'm going to go with you. You're a student.

Did he just say it's it wasn't my day No rematch you're done stop you hear him I hit you in the body. Yeah, he's like this fucking guy Okay, I changed my boss see yeah, he's an asshole. Yeah, he needs to get hit again. Just like him. Me and Charlie Z here fucking I'll show I'm gonna leave you voicemails if I You don't want me on your pockets again. I'm back here. Fuck This time I'm gonna double do Have you like this Anthony. I'll be right in one second. This is monophan I know your friends with Anthony, but I'll tell you right now, bitch. I'm gonna come on

I'll spit right in your fucking coffee He is a PC thing that's how anything though. Do you guys do you guys think like some guys just need to get knocked out for their own good? Yes, look at me, ask me that question. Do you think? Yes. Yes. This is the problem with the world. 100%.

This is the problem with the world is that I've been knocked out. I've knocked kids out. I know when to shut my face. I know when to stick up for myself because of those things. Certain people, there were times where I needed to get in my fucking punch right in the face, because I was a being an asshole. And this time people were affecting me,

where I fucking punch them in the face and they woke up a couple of seconds later and they never fucked with me again. It's something about, I don't know what it is and I know that you don't. It's just foreign to me, because girls don't punch each other in the face very often Yeah, cuz you guys are fucking you know fucking pussy bitches

No, I mean of course some girls fight, but look I think People like that and I look I Think people like that need a fucking need of that to happen. That guy, I know it's not gonna change him. I know. That guy needs help. Yeah, he needs a fucking nice punch of this.

He does not need Deontay Wilder showing up. I'm not a high enough. You need help. Fucking hit you and you're big. Fucking lay Deontay, if you're fucking listening to Deontay. But, Deontay, if you listen to a fucking listening to me. Oh, yeah. Deonte, if you listen to Fuck You Up, dude. I'll be listens.

Yeah, I'm so old. Dude, he showed a lot of restraint. That guy said the N word and talked about his daughter. And he still was like, he still was like, because he could legal, like he could, yeah. He showed a lot of restraint, but he also flew from Alabama to California first, to California. First. First class. Coach.

No, it was first. Undoubtedly in the middle between two people just. Oh, fuck this dude. Huh? I'm gonna give him the bomb, I don't want it over there. I was telling you to rise up, dude. Nobody likes you. It's fire. Oh, and what on this fog? This is just bullshit right here. Why do you have this on with fuck?

Okay, she was saying that girls don't fight. Oh girls that girls don't put it to their face. I mean, girls grab hair like they just grab hair and hold on. Except that shovel girl. What? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's a great one. But the one girl swallows a bunch of punches and then gets a shovel on the other.

Really? You're going to love that one. That one? Is it this one shovel girl? That's her name? Oh boy. Yeah, this was dangerous. Did you see this? You never saw this? No. No, is it this one? Shuffle bro, that's her name. Oh boy. Yeah, this was dangerous.

You never saw this? No. Oh, this is great. Let me see this. This is my house. That's my sister. That's Casey. That's the girl downstairs waiting for you.

Really? No. Girl downstairs waiting for you. Shit, oh really? Ow! No! Wait for that sign. Oh man. Ah man! Oh my god! She was beating that girl up though. Alright, I don't want to watch it.

I don't like what people get hurt. I can't watch it. Now, the boxing we gloves on with a bunch of people, I'm firewood. Is that a fucking snake around an elephant dude? What? That was a little shock. What did you'm firewood. I fucking snake around an elephant dude What did you just say there was a snake around an elephant a free where behind this one? Do you think that was real? I don't know it wasn't a snake you kill an elephant And an anaconda around an elephant neck no around it Although that does look pretty real. It's definitely not but it's not real. All right. Sorry. I came out you on that.

Oh, but it really come at me. No, but I had a condo now. An anticon is 40 feet, huh? This is a good day. I'm excited. I'm having a good day. Like a ruler. It's just birthday. I like to sabotage it by making you two hate. I hate you. I hate you. No, but a 40 foot anticon of could fuck up and it could strangle any fucking animal. What do we do? First of all, verse, type in Longest Anaconda in history. Well, let's make a bet on this. A bet you'd die cook. It's going to be less than 40.

Stay out of this. I say 40. I think you're exactly right. Stay out of it. Back off. Back off. We need to find out for sure. We need to find out for sure. We need to find out for sure

Long is anaconda 30 feet there you go, are you both only a fucking? Sure, all right you seven Yeah, you came at you came at me like dude. There's no fucking. No, I just know there's no fucking 40 foot anaconda I mean 30 40 feet. Well listen, that's seven feet 33 is only recorded. That's an empty plate. That's it Who knows what's out there? That could be a 42 footer out there in the air in the Amazon. I would say definitely How about that 33 footers? Fucking troll and don't trust him. He's just fucking backing you up to fucking me. No, he's actually a snake expert. No, he's not joking. I'm joking too. Look at that fucking day Which one dude look at that? That's not real. That's not real That's not no that one is though that one is that no the one to the left is real

You mean the lady with no You mean the lady with no feet? No, that. That's only a fucking, it's six feet long, dude. All right, don't want it till the left is real. That's real. Look at that fucking thing. That's real. Is that the scariest?

That's for me, that's scary. Okay, but a shark. But that's only 15 feet long. Do you know, 15 foot fucking serpent with no arms or legs? Oh, yeah, serpentpent, you get serious. Serpent's a bit more cool. Yeah, that's an old testament fear. And fuck her, get her Serpent.

No, man, don't fuck her, I don't want to fuck her with a fucking 15 foot Serpent. If you gunned, I got one for you. What? You're in the ocean. Yeah, right? Yeah, you're about eight, nine feet out for you. What? You're in the ocean. Yeah, right? Yeah, you're about eight, nine feet out there, right? I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Can I grab somebody and like, hold them in front of me? What? What are you gonna put a baby in front of the shark? I'm a baby shark boy. Fuck a little person. Damn, you shane. If you had to have a squabble, so to speak, with either a great white, like a great white's coming, you don't know what it's gonna do. Cause there have been people that sharks have swam by

and not killed. So if that's coming, or you're in one of these fucking, you know, South American fucking play, and you see in the mud, you see that thing coming or you're in one of these fucking, you know, South American fucking play and you see in the mud, you see that thing coming at you. What are you going? What are you going to? I'm going absolutely for the fucking red white. I mean, the snake.

I'll fucking I will. But if it's coming at you, that's coming at me and the great white's coming at me. Yeah. Okay. I'm in the water. You're in about seven feet of water. Seven feet of us in my feet. I'm not. No, you can't my feet. You have to start swimming back.

Greywights coming from the deep or from the side. From the side. From the side. So he's in the shadows already. He's already in the shadows. Okay, no. There's a few other people around. But not definitely, definitely not if he's coming at you,

but he's there. But I can't not enough to grab somebody. No, why are you grabbing anybody? There's new you grabbing somebody's not part of this. Let me tell you something about the ocean. When I go on the ocean, watch me. I'm always around. I'm glad I went on a vacation together.

I'm always around two old people. And a couple kids are always a perimeter around me. Good to know. Next time we go on vacation, I think Stacy, get away from Bobby and I'll help. Anything comes at me. He's going to grab that we go on vacation, next day's the getaway from Bobby and Walter. Anything comes at me. He's gonna grab that boogie border, but it's not gonna be you.

I'm a fucking bum. I'm grabbing that old guy, a little bit bang. So I'm always surround myself with a wall of humans that are sacrifice. See for me. But so the snake, let me tell you snakes coming at me. Okay, he's coming at me. 15 foot, but fast. 15 foot. 15 foot, snake me taste snakes coming at me. Okay. He's coming at me 15 but but fast 15 foot 15 foot

Fucking Anna Conn is coming at you to fucking coil up and kill you all right 15 foot Anna Conn is coming up to coil up And get me can I grab something? Is there a stick? I mean you can can I get a stick? You can do whatever you need to do. I'm gonna get a stick and you're gonna fight off a 15 foot Anna Let me fuck you finish. I'm gonna get a stick. Yeah, first thing I do. I'm gonna get a stick and you're gonna fight off a 15 foot anaconda. Let me fuck your finish Go ahead. I'm gonna get a stick. Yeah, first thing I do. I'm gonna get a stick I'm gonna fucking stick in its mouth like that Opportunity to put it in like a look sky This guy walks through and sees you. With the red core.

Money for the red core, yeah. Wow. Stick the stick in his mouth, and then I'm gonna bite its eyes off. I love Boston guys. Okay, I mean, the conference is. I'm gonna bite its eyes off. Dude, I'm gonna fucking bite its head out. Bumb real.

Bumb, I'm gonna get the stick in his mouth, and then I'm gonna bite its eyes off. He's gonna have no eyes. He's gonna unravel. He can't see. You're not gonna need something. bite his eyes off. He's gonna have no eyes. He's gonna unravel. He can't see. You're not gonna need something. You can't see. He's gonna unravel and go. Now the shark on the other hand I can't move in the fight. I don't get any free things you could do to a shark that have been proven time and time again What if you kick or punch them in the gills? They freak out if you hit their eyes. They freak out How am I gonna kick I can't in the water?

But you're in the shadows. So yeah, but I'm feeling you said I'm tinkle toe and I'm seven feet. I Can't get any fucking think old. Don't know but you said seven feet. I'm tinkle toe and I can't really you go Bottom you go you go shark. I go fucking snake dude. I mean you go snake. I got snake. I'm scared snakes bad I think snake you got a lot of time to call for help Thank you because that thing's gonna constrict Yeah, you got time to be like hey someone help Yeah, if that's taking a chunk. Yeah, if it's a grayway chalk you're definitely well either way you pretty fucked But a grayway chalk you're definitely and a shark is faster than a snake. Oh grayway chalk is the scariest animal on it Scary Santa Monor

I know I got I gotta disagree I got because I said there's a lot of times the percentage of shark attacks throughout the country 30 years very very minimal. All right. Well with the fuck are they in a condo attack? I don't have those numbers CNN I mean the anaconda don't want not unless you've got Was that fucking wreck? What the fuck was that? That gave me my socks, don't take them.

Dude, you should look at that. Look at that. Yeah, that's fucking nuts. Dude, the ocean is way scarier than the jungle or anything like that. Because the ocean, you go in the ocean and then look straight away and you can't see anything for miles.

It's just water. And you don't know what the fuck is coming at you. No, I agree with that. I was talking about in the scenario of where you are near the beach, dude. I got to, I think coils around you and constricts, you can't go out again. Yeah, so it's just back, it's in, in, in until you crush, and then they're fucking swallow you whole fuck. I ain't going out like that. Okay, fuck that. I'd rather get cut in half by a shark

I don't think they can eat a grown man and the size. Yeah, you know how hot it would be the fucking eat me But it'd be a big snake We're talking about the snake would give up It could be like a fuck it. I think I kill the snake. You constrict the snake. I just take it off my hand. I'm like fucking dies. Dude, here's a scenario, Shane, and Verst, check it out, ready? Yeah. Would you rather be dropped off in the middle of the fucking Amazon with nothing. Nothing. Yeah. Or you have to jump off a boat in the middle of the ocean.

Uh, Amazon. Well, you have to say Amazon. That's not a fair question. Why? Because if you're in the middle of the ocean, because I found this out when I went on a cruise once, if you're in the middle of the ocean and it's freezing, you have about five minutes before hypothermia kicks in and you just die anyway. I will say it's warmer. Let's just say you're not going to die of hypothermia in five seconds. Okay. I'm not saying it's not Alaska. It's not the barring straight. Let's just say where you jump off you could live. Amazon. It's no question. Yeah. Yeah. Why? Middle of the ocean is the worst thing on earth. It's the worst. Why? I was I was this is, I don't want to derail this.

Please, but do you guys know about the USS Indianapolis in World War II? You were on that? Yeah, I got out. It's a vampire. Really? You're gonna be a lot of blood. I really do look like a cook on a Navy vessel.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, this is literally the worst story of all time. Yeah, I didn't know this story. Yeah, they were delivering the parts for the atomic bomb in Japan. On the way back, it was a secret mission and they got submarine, they got torpedoed and

the US didn't really report that they were out there doing this So like 900 dudes went into the water for three days and they all got eaten by sharks Oh my god Three days and nights, placid water surrounded holding each other in a circle Holding each other in a circle and the sharks would come back and you'd be like me you and should we hold each other And then you'd you funk and just be tug down and you're gone Where's the thing in the world that story? Dan Carlin's hardcore is you guys ever listen that's fucking hot. I was just thinking all that and it's nightmare I'm that's fucking where story do imagine because you cuz you sit in there you survive in yeah, you floating on the water

You got your life preserver did anybody survive? Yeah, like 300 of the 1200 that went in. Oh, so you're just waiting to know if you're netted here, the fucking fish food. There's stories of guys like reaching over to their friend, reaching over to their friend that's got a life fest on and being like, Hey, wake up, because they look like they're asleep. And then the whole lower half of them has been eaten. Just eating. So like your boys just fucking fucking arms up.

You put me in the jungle, dude. First thing I do, I make a spear. I make a fucking lean to with some jungle leaves. I get some fucking, you know, you're making coffee. I know how to make coffee out of here. You know me, I survive out of here. You know, you've been on the woods with me. Oh, I know.

I'd fucking, I'd make it. I know. So, da. I enjoy his birthday. Get out of here. Come on. Take my spot. Yeah, get out of here. I'll leave. I'll definitely leave. It's been shitty. Yeah. Go for this. That's great. I love this. Yeah. Yeah. Have a good time. Yeah. Why do you want to believe? Why'd you want to believe? Because you tried to kick Shane out.

We was girlfriends downstairs. I need some juice some accans. Sorry guys tech talk Remember that segment I'm the ghost of Christmas past Don't do this podcast It'll lead you down dark dark We tapped you and go get out of here because his is doeyed girlfriend's just sitting down stairs at a table. And she's like, we bleep. I'm like, oh, let me go fucking jailbreak. Shane out.

Come up. I'm gonna come up. Maybe he's dipping on the show. I told him. I told him about that. Yeah. Literally, this is his last episode ever. Cause I told him to get the dip out.

He got this. He's got this. He's got to stick. He's still my guy. Yeah, you know, he, he still the you. What do you think I'm gonna do? He stood his ground and I love that I'm fucking calling us tomorrow. I'm banning him from the building Yeah, I'd be like listen. I heard he's in a pro-Palestinian militia. Yeah, yeah And he hates retards. He hates rich retards. He said retards like 900 times. Oh, yeah

It's his end of the day. He takes advantage of all people. My entire family is retarded. Yeah, we can tell by your closest of your eyes. Dude, Apple sauce, real big at the Gillis family reunion. My parents actually met in a ball pit. The Gillis fucking bowling tournament as bumpers. I'm like, this is the best.

I love you. I love you, T-Shay. All the way to Zodar, I think I'm in your family now. Mr. Waiter, can you be my dad? You appear to have a ball pit to it. Most disgusting, but fun thing. It's gross. Paul, like your- No, we don't go on a ball pit. I Know I Know We don't go on a ball pit. You can't stop them. I can't you know yeah, we don't go on the ball. Do you stop max?

They can't wash and they have to discuss that's like a fucking Yeah, I didn't know you guys were raising bubble children. No, I'm not really I let my Katera run around do it every once arcade, but you're not gonna go in and some fucking saliva invested Yeah, there used to be this thing pissing shit. I don't know They go in there Bobby's just in a puddle behind a Walmart going next get in the pop-up Isn't that eight-year-old jerkin off crawl away here? Oh, you're old. Just fucking 36 year old man We thought if you just start guy just ahead come out from the ball pit at the end of the day. No, fuck not again.

Oh god damn it, I'm not again. How old are you in there? Did the ball shark get your little pants? Edgar, what do we tell you? It's fun to think that there's, if you just set up a ball pit in a parking lot like a random parking lot and you'd be like that suspect I'm gonna show up. Yeah Everybody together swatta fountain Did I remember there's a place called dig fun in Denver in the 80s where like you they would still you know

They do shit that would endanger children like there's no way to get away with this It was just oh you mean like an action park type thing? Yeah, yeah. But it wasn't an action park. It was an indoor thing for little kids. And there's this thing called the spider web. And it was just fucking giant black rubber straps. Yeah, tight across levels of it. And you like try to crawl up and you fall down and go through it.

It was fucking terrifying. Oh my god. I remember one time I almost got to the top of the spider web and fell like with my feet and hands up and I was like, how about that? And could you just get whipped by fucking rubber straps? Dude, action park let people just no harness to just jump off cliffs. What do you think about it?

Action park is still action park New Jersey. You used to live. They fucked Denver, yeah. Look at that. People died like annually. They would just let you put on trucks. like annually. They would just let you put on Trump's. No, like people would just like

a pop. Look at himself jump off like a fucking 40 foot rock. Johnny. Yeah. Johnny Knoxville did a six people. Did a movie based on this in

Jersey. But that was it. It was exaggerated, right? Yeah. It was a movie. Now I had friends go. They had go carts. But you would just get launched

through through the air. Just so funny is I told chance girl with all the rules at flotter parks. Oh, when when people died, yeah, they don't stand on a roller coaster. But they don't know that you're gonna die. You know what I mean? That's some Colorado shit right there. That's the fucking that the concrete where you get on the little scooter and then you fucking go down to the concrete. People get hurt on that shit all the time. All the time. That's why I apologize.

All the time. The break, they just don't put the break on. They come around to turn. They fly into the woods. Do my hot, actress girlfriend who lives her parents live around the corner for you. My ex. Oh yeah, yeah. We went to veil for a friend's wedding and she had a girlfriend freak out on that.

Like she just held the break. And it'll just, she'll just be stopped. Yeah. And I went all the way down and I waited for like 10 minutes. I was like, where the fuck is she? And then she just like comes around the corner and she's like, I did not like that. And everyone at the park's mad at me.

Right. Because my, she's fucking stopped up the outpine slide. And I'm like, yeah, I don't know. It's hot girl behavior. I had a fucking make a choice at a water park with Max last year, because it was a tube, and I was like, I don't know, I was like, look man, am I gonna make it?

I didn't wanna, you know, get stuck. Oh my God. Did you size it up like an old director? Yeah. Did you like look at your thumb and you're like, well, here's the problem is that the speed, you got the stuck? I the stock if you get if you if you the speed of it if you're not if you're too heavy I got stuck you get down to the bottom. You don't go out you get stopped because you just there's not enough water to move my ass out So I got stuck like 10 feet before so I had to does it make a hole in another

Make a hole in this you had to waddle back before. No, dude, I had to waddle. I had to do, like, make a hole in it. Somebody's coming blocking to get out of the fucking slide. Because people were coming. They shouldn't. They make that sound when you hit where it was like, that's like sliding on a basketball court.

No, that's what it's like. That's what it's like. That's at the end. But I'm saying sliding on a basketball court is the water. The initial one was a lot. No. Boom. Dude, I mean, it was scary. Dude, I stopped basketball court is the water. The initial one was a little punk. Dude, I mean it was scary. Dude, I stopped 10 feet from the end

and then somebody's coming behind you. Someone's getting, you get here. Whoa. Whoa. And I stopped scooting fast and people, I look out, people are pointing in the tunnel. They're going, he's stuck. He stopped.

So now it's becoming a, and then you see a dude with a fucking walkie-talkie, and they're like, and I'm trying to scoot out. And finally, I got out, and people are like, dude with a walkie-talkie. Oh, good. There's so great knowing that you were a code word for a second. We got a code blue. We got a code blue. We got a, we got a lodger. I got a lodger. Hey. You left her for this show? That's why. We got a larger

You left her for the show that's why I came up here to bail him out I can't watch her me and make a bad decision Think I give a fuck about host This is just how he peacocks I listen to guys going out listen go ahead. Listen, he's been a dick to me, too. OK? Bobby's about to fuck him. I fucking screamed at him. Oh, you know me. Yeah, I fucking, it's a hot one.

That wasn't that bad. He's terrible. He's a bad person. Well, Bobby, did you go to Calahari? Is that where you went? What's that? Where'd you go into the place where you got stuck? No, I'm not going to that, Verzy.

I read about it. Such a northeast fucking question. You fucking Calahari. I read about Calahari. It's too many foot and mouth diseases in a Northeast. What do you mean? You fucking call a heart about it. I read about Calla Har. It's too many foot and mouth diseases in that pool. What? That sounds like you're being racist, but you're trying to be cool about it.

No, it'll put some out. It's not a name. All right, guys. Damn, so it's meaning. Foot meaning, those kinds. I think the mouth meaning the other kind. You know what you need at a water park, the key element at a water park, Verzy?

the Sun You need the Sun to kill the shit that the chlorine's not gonna kill when you're in an indoor water park true That's just yeah fucking what lights and then people The smell of that room when you go when you open the door into an indoor water park, they're like, ho! Yeah. There used to be a place called Celebrities in Denver and it was that was it and you just walk in

and be like, it just smells like, how I think sex between dead people smells. Yeah, it's moldy and musty. Like those old-mode towels was it? Indians everywhere. What's that? Touching? What kind of...

Bunch of Indians. No, okay. Ruin the water park. What's that? Is that change? What a kind of... A bunch of Indians. No, okay. Ruin the waterpark. Chains the cop that just gets racist, but we have to keep acting like, all right, guys, so we're gonna clean up. We're gonna go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm taking off as soon as he gets his big break. I'm taking him down with this episode. Retires old people in the end. He's racist.

I'm going to load them up on her. He's on her a haul. Dude, when I go on the road, I wear a wire. It disrespects this girl. I got the shame files. I've been wearing a wire. I'm going to build them up. It's going to be a shame.

I'm going to be a crime cast one day. I'm going to shame it. Shame on me. I need you to come into the bonfire. Hit play, Jay. That's what I think of those. Cut the tape. Here's where I meet you.

In the middle, $50,000. We don't even have this. This is the parking sideverse. Yeah, no. Yeah, it's outside only. For you on a time. Are you an indoor water parker? No, no, no, no.

You went? No, I went, but I I'm not I didn't enjoy it You just told me to go Why do I think you was good? Oh Hey, oh You told me it was a fucking blast you told me to go no, no, it was fun But I did I was skived out by it, but I had a good time you didn't fucking say you was skived out I wasn't there not to be skived out about yes

I must have dude it was I didn't fucking say you were skived out. What's there not to be skived out about? Yes, I must have, dude. I didn't want to fucking be walking around barefoot around there. You're telling me, dude, I almost fucking went. It was, it was, listen. I told me, dude, you gotta go. Listen, the food was good, the rooms were nice, brand new. I just wasn't too thrilled about being in there, but it was, it was a good time.

But you didn't tell me that. But I'm not a fucking, I'm answering this question. What? You didn't tell me you was skived out. I had a fucking research this and get skived out of my own. You never told me about the foot and mouth disease. Buddy, you went and didn't like it and you came home. I feel like I'm watching the Massachusetts dinner theater.

I feel like I'm watching the Massachusetts dinner theater. Fucking you sat the end to a water park was fucking clear Well, I said to you brother We sweat my dick off I came up here to bail out Shane, but then his baby girl came upstairs All right, we'll see you later. Thank you swap Next week, what's that? Fucking big. Next week we're doing Yankee swap.

What's up? Who actually comes with a decent gift this year? Huh. What? Lewis comes with it. He always has good gifts. Lewis has great gifts. I'm the one with, I fucked that blast here with the, with the, uh, the, uh, Dr.

prostitute. Creative Toots McGee. The points. Oh, yeah. Fuck, how is that? I forgot that was last year for YKWD fans. You remember that's when Lewis Chagomas blocked a punch pretty impressively. Yeah, well, we may I said Mary Jean the porn she was supposed to give Mary Jean the porn star came in. She got naked down the on the way. She said on my lap. I held her. We had that we bought a painting because we can't on YouTube show titties. So we had her hold up a

because we can't on YouTube show titties. So we had her hold up a shitting. I held her tits. Yeah, that's what she picked was the painting Liz brought. Yeah, so Liz had a painting. So she's fighting Lewis, but she's holding the painting up the whole time. Yeah, no, she's her tits don't show. It was great.

Dude, you've never seen a physical fight between a naked woman using art as coverage and Lewis just being like, fuck you, it's moving, rolling chairs. He's just moving around in a sea of rolling chairs. I'm sitting there holding these two candles. Why did she want to point, why was she punching them? She kind of lost it. Yeah, I don't know what happened.

He did the thing where he called a girl stupid enough to us. Well, Liz said the, it's called hook said hooker. Yes. As a general term. Yeah, she thought Lewis said that and then, yeah. Yeah, and Lewis, I felt bad for Lewis because he had those self well, he didn't fucking how are we going to follow that? Well, this episode comes out after that one. I'm going to bring. Oh, is it? Yeah. So you guys heard it. Lewis fought a male porn star that I

brought. He was got beat up by a man's penis. You held tips recently. Oh, yeah. All right. I don't know why. Oh, is this it? Yeah, this is great. This fucking gets so real. By the way, what an inception moment. Just going to show in a show. Yeah, right there. Look at the hour look at the shitty painting Oh, man watch me back up. I go all right. Well, this is okay corporate damn steps back to a Situation this face does on showtime. This is showtime money, baby Look at Bobby fucking you look at CO fucking walk down walk down get you be a fucking cells Lens look at Liz smile and she loves it sick So to put his glasses on so nobody can hit him So to put his glasses on so nobody can hit him guys guys glasses rule Bobby just started wearing them permanently

Danny what's happening at dance Billions dude I'm so fucking excited for season four God damn it. I can't wait. Make the capital dude last season was Epic and my little baby boy Dan at the end of it. I was like It's funny cuz Bobby is my only friend that's super into the show that like super text me but reacts to like, I'm not me. What the fuck, dude? Why would you fucking do that to acts? I'm like, he really made it. I didn't do that.

He kinda did, dude. I mean, you could have said no to the part, you could have had somebody else do it. Hey, Todd Ryan, David, thank you for putting me on your major show. Where does the role go? Here's a pop. Here's two seasons out.

Hypothetically, do I betray anyone in three years? So I don't want to do. He really fucks everybody over. Oh, you listen, baby. And they give him the key to the fucking, they give him the key to the big show. Axe comes in and says, you're in. You did it. You're loyal bank. And he fucks. Fucks them. Fucks them.

Goddamn right. Money, money, money. I guess he's part owner amazing capital All right, I'm gonna go fuck off. I love you happy birthday Shane. Hey Shane. Oh, what do you got buddy? Welcome? I'm glad you came on you're very funny I like it. I like you good. It's a real honor. Yeah, I'm glad to come on again Yeah, I'll be here. Are you in town now you live here? Yes, where do you live? Is this your girlfriend? Yeah? She's adorable. What's wrong with you? You see me? Is that you? Now I'm the summer I would hurt not you Yeah, the Shane's the fucking the emperor what's the wardrobe where you put they just tell me it's got a nice coat That's what he's doing to this girlfriend. I'm fucking awesome

She reminds me of the bunny and Zootopia would you find a bunny? What's up, right? That's a fucking isolated vote there, right? I don't want you to get in. She shows up. I saw a dog up. You can't be bothered. She does look like a puppy. I saw a dog up. Oh, my God. How did you nail that? I fucking nail that.

I'm sorry, Claire. You're a very nice person, but you know what I mean? You've got to be nailed. The bunny's got your ass. I'm done eating that buddy's ass. I'm taking these guys. It's easy. Dude, I can't wait to walk a fucking sea-pick-sleep pictures

of Shane dressing up in Zootopia, Shane. Is there a turtle in Zootopia there? Yeah. Yeah. I want to see if Shane's in the movie, too. Uh-huh. Are you still on your list, Shane? He got my posture. I want to see what if Shane's in the movie too Get your teeth

Really white my only good feature I Did That's Flaff and that buddy together No, that's not Yeah, dude, I got a shoe off the Fox if that's not your Christmas card this year for you too Hey Shayna, where can people find you? Uh, you get a show on pretty much nowhere. Yeah, yeah, I'll where can people find you? You get a show on me anywhere? Pretty much nowhere.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's it called? It's called a fair one on Compound Media. That's awesome. And then Matt and Shane Seeker Poghess, and then I open for Dan. So wherever he is. Awesome. Albany Funiboo.

Yeah, Albany Funiboo is coming out later. So what Dan is, you are. That's great. You're taking him around. Yeah. Showing him the ropes. Yeah. I'm giving him the Bobby treatment. I'm waiting for a playoff game of one of his teams

And then I'm making a mis the first quarter. I'll never forget that. I made him and I get and I put a voodoo hex on his team Dude, it's the meanest thing in the world because I'm dumb enough that I it fucked me up for like it was like He's not no batta now the 49ers won't win the Super Bowl And it's when they fumble the life's science and the fucking NFC championship game Oh, yeah, and I call Bobby and I was like, you're a fucking war. He made me think it off, but I made him do certain things. He made me film videos in front of my girlfriend. And send them to me.

I was like, I'm sorry. I apologize. For a big hex. And then I called him up. I was like, don't do that. Oh yeah. I have a genuine question. Yeah. December 29th, Notre have a genuine question. Yeah December 29th, no,

Dane Clemson. Yeah, I love no day. Yeah, successful no day. Yeah, I have a fucking spot. No, Dane plays it for I was spotted the standup New York at seven o'clock. Yeah, it's gonna be mid like right in the fourth corner. You can't hold this. Can I cancel this? Of course you can. I just started there. Also way to call the super. Oh no, here's the thing though. It's a game. No, this is record. Yeah, you know the no, listen, dude, if the game kicks off at four, it'll be over by seven. That's college. While I want to say yes. Three hours to do it. If you got if you're a fan of a team, it's

a fucking college player. By the way, I would also die for Notre Dame. He's put on Notre Dame in ruined week. What do you mean If you got if you're a fan of a team, it's a fucking college player. By the way, I would also die for no damn He's put on Notre Dame in ruined weekend Leave me die for them. By the way, like Rudy Not my answer. You would Fucking picture. Oh Literally Rudy Oh, you care like that, huh? I care too much. That's a level like all right. It's so funny when someone gets that with the sports fan

Because that's where I'm at with the Niners. We're like Vicki on sister. Oh, yeah was visiting and the Niners were losing by the way They've been out of the season since Jimmy G. Fucking snap his knee. Oh, yeah, she's out in our hallway And I'm punching the table. Oh, the Niners gave up a touchdown and she looks at my kids He goes Dan really cares about the fucking nighters. All right. I watch it. Watch it. My G man gives me pleasure.

Like when they were one and seven, I'm going, no, we'll run it off. We'll run it. Yeah. Like I just have to react to your guys as when like it was real super bowl. And the money that football game is the Niners when Eli came back. I was like this.

And but we were one and nine and two and eight. Yeah. Now you give a fuck. I give a fuck too, but I don't, you know, plaster my face on it. That shame. No, no, I didn't make that you take it Versus you what do you got? I gotta take it keep going keep going. I got I got first of all check out a special Comedy yeah my special comedy central right now still streaming on demand yeah right now and it's It's doing unbelievable online. So please check that out. I'll see you're on the fucking Joker's crew. Yes

Joker's crews. I also just got added up to. Yeah. Are you bringing your girl? No. Oh, good. I just got added. Yeah. February. I'm going to be in a Joker's cruise. Yeah. What do I got? Helium Buffalo. I got. I also got in March and April. I'm going to be doing the West West Palm Beach improv. Also the Tempe improv. A bunch of stuff. Just go. My website's updated. It's got all kinds of dates. I'll be in next next year all the dates will be out. So you can see not Paul Versey.com. Let me ask you a question. This cruise we're going on. Have you done

it before? I have not. But Jay's done it. He honest. And Becky, he honest did it. Janus did it last year. He told me about it. He said it's fucking so much fun. It's said it's just fun. It's just saying it's all us, dude. Rich did it last year. I think it's like, it's, it's such a good group. Yeah, dude It's gonna fucking fun us three J J's on it again. Yeah, oh great Fuck I mean, how great is like list Is list. Oh, you can see it right now. It's right here. All right here line of man I hope he is just cuz you're a face if you scroll maybe it'll god damn this list. Yeah, oh

Nate that's it this oh look at that Jessica Kerson God damn. This list. Yeah. Oh, no. I say go. Nate. That's this. Oh, look at that. Jessica Kerson, Christus Stefano. Yeah. We've earned the carbon linch. Yeah.

Kevin Love Kyrman. Oh, yeah, this is great. Joey Fattone. Joey Fattone. KC. karaoke killed the cat. KC. Well, Fenoia.

It's going to be fun. Yeah, that would be good keep going who else did you blew I'm gonna get cornered at a buffet David Zucker He's like dude, what are you doing David fucking Zucker? I'm not even joking. You know excited. I am about that guy Who is it? He made airplane and the naked gun movies. That's awesome Like that. I know that. It's awesome That guy is fine. He's like a studio head that turns down all my scripts. Now, where's the bandana?

It's gonna be awesome. Hey, let me ask you a question. I thought they made that up for me. I'm just gonna be talking about Leslie Nielsen and then they can get on Duke. I can't wait to pull David Zucker away from Paul Verne. I can't wait to pull David Zucker away from Paul Verne. I can't wait to pull David Zucker away from Paul Verne. What?

That's fucking scary. What? You're not gonna run. You guys are gonna be like, what the hell? That fucking furry thing. You're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like,

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I'm doing like three shows for the whole weekend. You just, you just wait for a week. It's like February 6th to the 10th. Yeah, so four, yeah, four days six seven. And where are we going? Five days. Where do we go? You're going to try and you're and your own island. I their own I like Bahamas Island.

We get off on really. Yeah, it's going to be. Fuck. I hope we get taken over by pirates. Shit. I yeah, I hope you guys fucking sink. Hey, why? Not on the day of your birth Why I

Not at all what do I want to go on a Bahamas cruise ship with my idols You could take my spot. It's cool that the three of you guys are discussing this cool trip. You know what's great about this is I never realized. I put so much time in with Shane on the road and opened for you that now I realize that you're the guidance council that Shane's always needed. You have that fucking tough love where he's like, I'm not gonna fucking stop until you fucking better. Shane's like, yeah.

It's you. It's because the whole time it's really here too much. Yeah. Well, then say that. I fucking see your heart. I see your fucking heart. Yeah. And then I'm just an idiot saying, you're from the opening. All right.

What else we got, man? Of course, we got laughable.? Of course we got laughable. We got net hit from laughable. Make sure you download the laughable app right now. And then the fourth quarter, whatever the fuck that is, you cock suckers who own Android phones will finally be able to enjoy the pleasurable, oh my god laughable app that we all get to enjoy.

When is the fourth quarter? First quarter. The first. When is that? Let me talk about the first three months. Yeah, it's the first three months of the year So pretty much the end of the fiscal year, but wait, I don't want to You We listen

If he's funny if he fucking stab And don't make his deadline Funny if he fucking stabs you Do you know what happened to him? Yeah, he didn't make his deadline I know you want to know why laugh was a good amman guy sticks his word six guess what happens? I jumped off the George Washington bridge. Yeah literally fucking the app takes off But number one happened to the world Just because he killed those up. That's all you know All right, what do you got Mikey? Follow me me up, Mike Feeswaras on Instagram.

Yeah. I'm going on there. And robbercatalive.com, I'm all over the place. When is this coming up? New years? Yeah. Yeah, well, I'm in Tacoma right the fuck now. So make sure you go there.

And then I'm going to Chicago. I got a one night only laugh factor in Chicago. I'm rolling the fucking, I'm doing one show, and I'm the fuck out, funny bone. Where the fuck am I I Ohio? Yeah, buddy What am I there oh hi oh two nights. That's good. I'll do that And then we got the Robin theater in Lansing Lansing machine tin and I got stress factory in Bridgeport funny bone funny bone

I got a great gig. I doing in practical jokers in February, but then I'm doing this great gig with Ron Bennington, Rich Voss, Jim Florentine myself. Where are that? This is a little gym at plug. Keswick Theater, March 8th, by your tickets now, Glenn's side PA near Philly. That show is going to sell out, so fucking get your tickets now. Yeah, dude And then what else I got anything else what else that's it for now really I'm fucking patreon to plug you cock fucking See how he switches it up. He's good though. Like I did

Like straight after this is out. You'll be watching the David Bryan episode of Life from the Shed. It was amazing. We got a lot of awesome cool stuff coming up this year. David Bryan, the keyboard player from Bon Jovi came up to my house and did an episode of Life from the Shed is up there. Now go check out the episode, the one on ones up there, a bunch of shit up there, patreon.com. That's Robert Kelly. Who else? I don't know.

Zach, what do you got, Mike? Who else? I don't know. I love you, man. Zach, what do you got, Mike? I'm at my cabrurcy on everything, and you can listen to my podcast a little time on laughable and anywhere else. But then when I did this show and every comment that came on had no podcast. Like nobody had a podcast.

Thanks, Doc. Literally just me. Thanks, Barry Gordy. But thank you. I got a chuckle. I'm holding on to the band-aid up. That got a little bit of a chuckle. I'm holding on to the bandana. That got a little bit of chuckle. I know the show's over when I can feel my heartbeat

in my asshole. What are you in crazy turn-down? Are you just fucking rearing to go? No, because when I sit down, I don't move for a long period of time. I'm going to fucking go home and watch Zootopia. I'm going to go loose Zootopia. I'm going to fuck. It's my kids favorite show. That's why I knew you looked like the money. I'm going to smoke sticks right now. Zach, what's up, dude? What's up, dude?

You got anything you want to plug? Uh, yeah, sir. How are we up? Good to know, dude. I get a fashion podcast. Becky's actually on every week. A sub podcast. You go check that out.

Becky, what do you got, baby? I'm at Human Places on Instagram. These are three. I feel like comedy stuff. I love you. Sit down. I'm going to go get a little bit of a

little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a He's actually on every week, a sub podcast. You go check that out. Becky, what do you got, baby? I'm at Human Places on Instagram. The EZ3, I feel like comedy stuff. I love you. Such a nice person. I'm so glad you're around. Mike, no, I'm a kid.

I love you too, Mike. Zach, Zach, the new, I'll see you guys next week. You know what, the, You've been listening to the YKWD podcast. Thanks for listening. Now go back to your shitty jobs. Shitty jobs. Shitty jobs. Shitty jobs.