Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Maggie Lawson | The Regz w/ Robert Kelly, Dan Soder, Luis J. Gomez and Joe List Ep #30

Episode Date: February 6, 2025

Robert Kelly, Luis J. Gomez, Joe List, and Dan Soder discuss the Bobby cheating Joe on Story Warz, Joe’s amazing show, Luis and Bobby getting jealous over female comedian Maddie Weiner, when Luis beat up Joe, which producer each host owns, and more! Presented by YKWD and GaS Digital. LISTEN ON APPLE PODCASTS https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-regz/id1700969607 SOCIALS Robert Kelly @ykwdpodcast https://robertkellylive.com/ https://www.instagram.com/robertkellylive/ Luis J. Gomez https://luisofskanks.com/https://www.instagram.com/gomezcomedy/ https://twitter.com/luisjgomez Joe List https://twitter.com/JoeListComedyhttps://www.instagram.com/joelistcomedy/ Dan Soder https://www.dansoder.com/ https://www.instagram.com/dansoder/  SPONSORS  Cornbread Hemp 30% off first order at cornbreadhemp.com/regz with code “REGZ” Mando 40% off starter pack with code “REGZ” at shopmando.com DraftKings Get $200 in bonus bets with $5 bet with code “THEREGZ” for first timers Lucy Get 20% off first order w/ code “REGZ” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

the show. No intro jumping right into it. We're on Joe. Are we on? Yeah, we started the show. No, they didn't say yes yet. Yeah. They just keep saying we're good. The people are getting what they want right now. Which is us starting the show without Bobby and Louis. This is Trump and Netanyahu right here. We're taking over the gods strip folks. We're taking over the comic strip. Comic strip Live on the Upper East Side. When's the last time you set foot in the comic strip? It was pre-pandemic.

Same. 2019. Actually, that's not true. I think I might have, no, I think so, I think so. I mean. That room was hot for a second when the sun took over, Richie Jr. and he started booking all of us. Did you really think you were gonna start the podcast

without Bobby and Lewis and go so inside baseball? Yeah. That is wild. It's okay, people like it. Don't put your tone up like people like it. Yo, we're on, the show's on. We're talking comic strip and when the last time you went to the comic strip was.

We started this. Lewis, this is good stuff. When's the last time you went to the comic strip live comedy club? Yeah, comic strip live. I did a set there less than a year ago. What? Oh!

Yeah, less than a year ago. I was like, I was like, I'm gonna go put up some avails for the comic strip. I feel like it's a place you have to break into like a haunted mansion. Where you're like, oh, just get one of these boards off. And then you go in the door. And you're like, turn on the mic, and you're like.

Did Vic Henley bring you up? He's been dead for four years. Oh, yeah, he's dead. He died during COVID. Possibly one of the earliest COVID deaths. You're saying it right here, that Vic Henley died of COVID? I'm saying that's possible. Or that the hospitals were all fucked up because of COVID.

My headphones are not, like, good. What do you mean? They're not like good. They're very low and clicky. But you have a hat on. Hello, hello. Could that be? I don't think the hat's making it right.

Let it be, let it be. The letter B. How mad's Bobby gonna blow when he comes in? Well he's gonna be mad because he's fucked up. There he is. Hello, hello, hello. My headphones are fucked. My headphones are fucked.

Switch them out, switch them out. Yeah. Comic strip live. I think we keep all this stuff in, comic strip. This is really good stuff. Eddie Murphy He was there All right, fine. That's the comic strip stuff. I remember there was they were doing like kill Tony before kill Tony

Yeah, they I didn't treat Patrice was that mine. So was mine. He was at mine. Nice. He was at mine it was him Bobby and Paul McCurio. Oh That was the three and then Pat Patrice goes. The big three. Patrice goes, Paul, we don't care. Cause he's telling me my bits were long. He goes, we don't care. Bobby!

Here we are. Oh, look at that. Thank you for joining us. Look how sexy you look, dude. Thank you for joining us finally, 25 minutes late. Hot, dude, go wolves. We started about 40 minutes ago. Good, wrap it up.

We're just talking about. Oh, we'd love to wrap it up. And that's it. So don't forget to go see RobertKelly minutes ago. Good, wrap it up. We're just talking about it. And that's it. So don't forget to go see RobertKellyLive.com, LewisAndSkanks.com. We were talking about that comic strip live show where you and Patrice and Paul MacCurio judged me. Do you remember that?

Why would he remember? I do remember that. And you go, I was opening for you. And you go, I can't make fun of your jokes because you're opening for me. Your shirt stinks. I don't like that I'm always some weird cartoon gangster in your head. Why are you doing that? She had to go. Did you destroy? No, you don't destroy it. Did you? You don't destroy it. The cat on Tuesday. Bobby's out of breath.

Tuesday. Bobby's out of breath. You don't. He's like, pa. You don't. He passes out. Ping! You kind of, you feel it on a Tuesday. It's a Moroccan themed lounge, man.

You feel around. You grab its genitals. That was good. It was good. So wait, tell me about the strip thing, because I never did the strip business. It was Kill Tony? This was like an audition? They had their own version of Kill Tony shraud small would host

Yeah, you would go up and there would be three comics would judge you and then Richie Tinken and JR would judge you Richie sounded like that. Yeah, he'd be like And he was Eddie Murphy's first manager, yeah, he was in the background or on that one special this was after Lucian No-fingers loose died. Yeah. Yeah, this is the background around that one special. This was after Lush and no fingers Lush died. Yeah this is like 2011 2012. Okay. And I got to do it because Dave Smith was MIA. Nice. Jay called me and he was like I can't find Dave Smith he's supposed to do this show and I was at Gary Veeder show at Irish Exit so I just went up and did the comic strip. But we were to- No, I remember that- I remember that- Let's do it.

I remember when- Oh, Jesus! What the fuck are you doing, you Filipino? What was that? Put some pants on! What? You move this way, you're naked. Guy's moving like he's vehicle.

Why is he naked? Why is he fucking naked? Because their bodies are smooth. I remember- No, I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. I remember that.

I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. that put some pants on what guys moving like he's the why is he naked why is he fucking naked because their bodies are smooth I know but Patrice was fucking with Paul McCurio yeah I remember that during my set I mean trashing yeah he goes no one angry yeah he goes no one I remember exactly what he said he goes no one cares what you have to say about stand-up McCurio goes Patrice I have an Emmy and a Peabody.

And Patrice goes, what the fuck is a Peabody? What is that, a character on the Jeffersons? That's exactly what he said. I am so mad he fucking killed himself. McCurio's dead? Oh, I would be happy about that. Wrong one died. Wrong one, wrong boy died.

Wrong one died. Well he used to, I never saw it, but Paul used to, I guess, walk around with his Emmy. That's wild. Like, you know, and Paul, which is fucking nuts. And is it his Emmy, or was it part of the Daily Show Emmy? It was the Daily Show's Emmy. And honestly, like, there's nothing less funny than an Emmy.

You'll be getting texts about it. Wait, what? No, the Emmys aren't funny. Yeah, they're awesome. It's not a good credit. That's a great credit. It's an unbearable funny than an Emmy. You'll be getting texts about it. Wow, wait a minute, what? No, the Emmys aren't funny. Yeah, they're awesome. It's not a good credit. That's a great credit. It's an unbearable credit. Fucking Emmy.

I like Emmys Stone, the actor. No, it's good. I like Emily Blunt. Oh yeah, she's really good. I like smoking blunts. I like it. Yeah. What does it for you, a cable ace award?

Four people's choice. Maybe a cringe humor award. I got one. Why don't we do Sunday at the Skanks? Skank Awards. We were talking about doing Skank Awards. Why the fuck are there no Skank Awards? What?

Why have there never been Skank Awards? I just came up with it now, that's why. The Skankies. Well, I mean, I came up with it a while ago. I didn't ever heard you say it. We did the real assies for a long time, but we stopped doing them. Shannon...

They smelled? Ha ha. Assies. I need you to go take a nap over there. How's the Shannon tits? Assies? She's got like $600 so far. Nice.

$600 worth of what? Well, we're trying to get Shannon new tits. We need to go fund me. We need more than $600. We need $12,000. You need 12K. Well, she wants nice tits. Senator Turkey.

Oh, that's hair. Yeah, they do everything The bottom I'm sure you can get some tits and turkey I know a guy good, dude. I bet you can get some tits on a turkey Thought she had great fake 22 year old fake tits. Whoa. Every 10 years you gotta get them renewed. And hers are at 22? It's like fucking... Get that GoFundMe started.

Yeah, something like something. Give me something that you have to renew after 10 years, guys. Come on. Your license? License, yeah. She's driving on expired tits? Your passport. Passport.

You go, Miss, we pulled you over. Can we see your tits? Those are expired. I would like to see what they look like. They're spoiled like milk. Wouldn't know they're hard, like fucking mummified tits. That'd be crazy. She'd just rock you if she gave you a-

Mummy tits. I'd like to daddy-fy her tits. Hell yeah. All right, boys. That's good. So she's gonna, you're gonna get her fake tits off of the fans. Can we just talk about how you're 25 minutes late? Buddy, I told you I had to do a show.

You had a show. I left my boy. Yeah, I left my boy. I left my boy, too. Your boy has a mom there. It's not like you're the only one. No, but he's got a mom there. Because she has a good husband that didn't leave her.

No, she's got a good husband now too. Same as Eddie, he's a nice guy. He's a good dude. He's a fantastic guy. I gotta call him about crypto. I have a baby. And I flew home today. No, no, no, he's a crip.

Oh, fuck. No, not crypto, you misunderstood what he said. I don't know. Bobby goes, I didn't know I had to bend my fingers for crypto Why is it blood in blood out? Hey, why is your friend not use bees in his texts? Why did he cut me on the cheek? Yeah, dude, I left my kid we all left our kids except he left his kid to his kids a dog

My kids right here, right? Oh Shut out My kid's a dog. My kid's right here. Right. Aw. My kid is right here. Someone went to therapy today. I did. Shout out. Boy, it was great to see you the other day at that show. Don't put the show. What show? What fucking, aw, Joe wants an accolade. Joe had a show at Session Comedy

and it was fucking an awesome line. Not Session, it's just Sesh. All right. Sesh? Yeah, you're the first one. You gotta come to the next one, Bobby. What, you invited Bobby last? He's headlined.

Go headlined. That's rough. I don't know what it is. Give me some comments. It's a show in Chinatown in this like small little. Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha! Hoi, hoi!

Psh, psh, psh! Um, and the line up was. I'll do the noises, you do the movements. Oh, hello Joe, I want to come to your house. Hootai! Look at my finger, it goes up and down. Hootai,, hello Joe, I want to come to your house. Hotai! Look at my finger, it goes up and down. Hotai, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Oh, I suck it, I suck it, I suck it.

This feels like game night with a couple that's not in love anymore. That was really good. I think that was really one of the best things we've ever done. If we could isolate that. Clip it. Clip it. Hanging up at the Regs Museum.

Snip it. Sesh comedy, tiny room. I started a show. It's hot. This thing is the new hottest show in town. Where's my camera? Is this my camera? This is the new hottest show in town.

Next one, I don't know the date. Do you get free dumplings? No, there's no food. And I. The Beastie Boys used to own the building and hang in there and fucking beastly it up. Beep, beep, beep. Oh my, you're just jealous.

It's the. Beep, beep. Be boys. Clip it. We did Sesh comedy club. It's the Bees. Bees. Boys. Uh, clip it. Uh, we did Sesh Comedy Club. We did the first one. We had Louis and Louis CK and Ian Lara. Very diverse. Stop using Louis.

I'm not using him. He showed up. Stop using him to fucking get your shit off. Just do it on your own, man. You're literally using him in Florida next week. No, he canceled. No, he canceled. You got invited to the 50th anniversary.

He calls me up. He goes, I might have to, he goes, I'm not doing it yet, but I might, they invited me and blah, blah, blah. And I was like, wait a minute, you're not gonna do Off the Hook Naples, and you're gonna go to this fucking thing? That's so funny. Anyway, Louis had nothing to do with any of my specials.

Buddy, I know, it was a joke. I love that you used Louis, that's great. I love that we're all friends, and it was a little joke. I'm that you use Louie, that's great. I love that we're all friends and it was a little joke. I'm sorry for stepping on your Chinatown toes. The Chinatown gig was fucking killer. First one was great, but we had to block off some seats because it was the first one, Growing Pains, Boobily Boop, Skippity Bop.

Second one, tell them about the lineup. Go ahead, tell them. It was great. Tell me. It was very good. Who was on the lineup? Jos opened Maddie Weiner. She's great. Maddie Weiner is better than you. Who was on the lineup? Jos opened Maddie Weiner. She's great.

Maddie Weiner is better than you at comedy. What the fuck? And you too. Dude, you don't fucking take that. A girl? She is better than you. I'll believe it when I see it. Way better, she has a lot of energy.

Do it. I would say right now, pound for pound, Maddie Weiner. Mark Noman's better than you. I can't say top five because people will go, oh, Chappelle, blah, blah, blah. Maddie Weiner, Mark By Ward's gonna be you. I can't say top five. Mark Norman's better than you. Because people will go, oh, Chapelle, blah, blah, blah. Maddie Wiener, Mark Byward's gonna be huge. I'm not kidding.

Gonna be huge. I'm not kidding. Huge. Mark Norman better than you. I mean. It's a lie. I mean. We all know it's a lie.

I mean. I mean, come on. Hey, look at that, it's a painting on the wall. They're both sucking each other up, gay comedy. I mean, come on. No, Maddie wiener I'm not saying she's better than anybody, but she is She's very funny. You know her you seen her. I know she is who is she you seen her do comedy

Have you seen her do come? I don't know because you're a hipster alt fucking love. No, she's very funny She opened for me on the road said one accurate thing about fuck. I know cares about a woman I could Who cares about a woman was a man's club. We're talking about boys. What men were on the show? Come on. I was. It's Gangfest. You should have her. I think we should offer her a chance. Turn it down. Bring up Maddie Weiner. I want to see what she looks like. I was after her. Is that the little chubby girl? I don't want to. Is she chubby? Is she chubby? Joe, you really took us into some fucking muddy waters plugging

your show. Is she chubby? Is she chubby? She's killer. Is she chubby? Joe, you really took us into some fucking muddy waters plugging your show. Is she chubby? Is she chubby? She's killer. Is she chubby? I just wanna know. Yeah, heart disease is a killer, yes. Look at me. I don't know the word chubby. Is she in shape?

I don't pay up for the word chubby. Is she in shape? Let's see, oh there she is. Holy. She's hot. Wow. What is this? She's gorgeous. What are we doing?

We're looking at a chubby chick. Don't bring up chicks if you don't want us to be us. Yeah dude, fuck them. Anyways, Maddie Weiner was on a chubby chick. Don't bring up chicks if you don't want us to be us Anyways, Maddie wiener was on then soda. Yeah, then Maddie wiener soda cock face guy who else? Called him cock Cock face guy Maddie wiener Danny butthole Ron on taint bag Louis Louis CK. Louis Lips. Tim Dillon. All these people have the same body. Who else was on? What's her name? Very funny. Isabel Hagen. He said all

the people have the same body, it's true. Isabel Hagen's hot. We're all barrel-chested funny people. I met her at Skagfest. Isabel Hagen's wood Who's Isabelle? Wood Smash. That's the violin player. Viola. I played Viola in the fourth grade. Not really. Did you really? How long did you play with her? And I was very good.

I got into book two. Me and this kid, Sudar, who's an Indian kid, we were advanced. That's a country idiot. Sometimes I wonder about my friend, Louis. Sudar Pani. He was very good at the Viola, but he had a very violent temper. They would

say to him, do not play. They put us in a separate class. We were on book two when everyone else was on book. Are you playing the smallest viola in the world? Yep. You go dude, I'm playing the smallest upright bass in the world. I'm gonna play my smallest flute. And your pants. Tiny-ass tin flute baby. We need another coffee. Where in Chinatown? Is it like Chinatown?

Chocolate Brownie. Or is it like China Chinatown chocolate brownie, or is it brother the corner of Chinchong Boulevard? That's on the water That's on the east side 55 Christie Street somebody else was on what is it 55 Christie Street next one is February Towards the end of the day Christie Christie Stefano Street. He's got his own street now dude playing the garden this fucking guy by the square garden Wow won't be as good as the sesh Comedy show tell him about it. It was unbelievable. It was a very everybody murdered It was what is it you're not paying us to advertise your show Joe so you know

I paid you money, and you didn't want it. I don't want money cuz I'm gonna take a money from you, bro I don't know my friend I love when you do that honor, bro. You're my friend. Oh, bro, I love when you do that. You got honor, man. I love when you do that, bro. You got honor, bro. You're a real ass honor, dude. I don't want to take his $40. Oh, fuck off.

$50. I took it. I took it and put it right in my pocket. I'll take it. I can't remember if I paid you. Did I pay you? Give me one of my things out of my bag. I think because you're on the show,

Louis said no, so that's a present. Like a lollipop or a mint. Regs don't get paid. What? You're taking a lollipop? a mint. Regs don't get paid. What? A lolly, you're taking a lollipop? I have dum-dums. You are a dum-dum. You're, that was good.

What are you trying to be sexy? I liked it, stupid. Are you gonna suck your dum-dum? That sounds fun, man. I'm glad you're doing that. That's awesome, come to the next one, if you want. Nah, you invite me. I just did.

Okay. Yeah, next show, have it. Good flip-flop. I gotta keep coming. He's gotta put me and Lewis after Molly in front of us so she buries us. Yeah, Matt. You're gonna hear him going, haha, I told you it was better. It was hot. It was a great, it was an electric show. It was special. Tim Dillon is really funny. I think he's fucking great. Ron Hunter is really funny. He's super fun. Really funny. Everybody fucking killed. Let's talk about Skankfest. Let's talk about Lewis's protein intake. I don't want to talk about any of those things.

There's better things. Yeah, we know there is. There's better things. Oh, I know. We're just telling everyone about a show that nobody was at. Come on. I was there. Come on.

So it was there. Half of us were there. You know what? I want to be there and I wish I was there. And I was there in spirit and heart. You do. I'm'm there spit out your mint. I can't listen to that weird sound Do my impression of Ronald Hirshberg You a booze bag you want some THC gummies that are 100% legal Well, guess what?

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What did I do? Bobby? Bobby? Bobby is a cheater. No, no, no. Honest. Why? Whoa, whoa, whoa!

You cannot, you cannot. You don't want to know my topic. I know you're fucking. Bobby cheated on Don. Bobby cheated on Don. Bobby cheated on Don. And we have him here. Allison!

How you guys doing? I woke up and then I... Bobby? What do you have to say for yourself? What do you have to say? Say before we... Video evidence. I never received so many messages. By the way, I got more messages for this than any tonight show.

I don't give a fuck. I don't care about any of your fucking fan messages. They can all go fuck themselves because they're not winners. All right. They're not winners. I'm a fucking winner. It's called, let me say it, strategy.

No, it's not. Strategy. No, it's cheating. I'll play the tiniest Stratocaster. It's strategy. Here's the thing. I was going, here's the thing. Hold on, dude. He's rocking out, dude. Skittly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-didd Oh my God, new ass! Back to Bobby cheating. It is your, I was betting all. I was picking whatever name he picked, I'm picking. He bet on Bobby. Hang on one second. Whatever name he picked, I'm picking. I'm picking the same name and I'm betting it all.

So the worst that could happen, we have a tie again, we have to go again. My question is. Now I wrote. You're not supposed to see the other person's answer. Yeah you can, we saw it the whole fucking show. That's not a rule. It's not in the books. Is that a rule? Technically he could have seen your answer. Thank you. It was just you were supposed to be strategy. No the the the bet was supposed to be secret.

Fine. Keep it secret. Don't show me fucking flippy wrists. Whatever. It's not my fault. Keep your shit secret. If I'm on if I'm a final jeopardy is different because you're betting points obviously you're not supposed to see the other person's they know you're not supposed to show the other person your answer I put it down where you know you went you went like this you went and I was like no no no yeah guys Bobby do that again I went down where it belongs. Hold on, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. Pulled up one hour and 33 minutes. Guys, Bobby, do that again. I went, fucking, he went like this and I went like this. And I looked, that's all I did.

Which obviously you're not supposed to do in final jeopardy. You can do that, sure you can. Yeah, you can, it's called strategy. Lewis? Strategy. It was strategy and I won. Now you can change the rules now, you can do whatever you want now, but that was a, I set a precedent.

Can I say, here's the thing look I do I do feel like as a fundamental philosophical perspective on this that if you can get away with cheating thank you that's just part of life yeah if you if you want to fucking win but you were the responsible for looking out for the your. Your game lacks honor. If. The game is flawed too. The game is not flawed. The game is flawed. I was picking 14.

The game. The game is not flawed. Don't come after me now. The game is flawed. How's the game flawed? Because. Because. Your game.

If your story. Lacks honor. Dan's still in Chinatown right now doing the show. 55 Christie Street. If your story. Me our Madiwino. Are we having a conversation or are we doing a funny silly podcast? I think we're doing a funny silly podcast. What is this show?

Is it funny silly or is it serious? Yeah, me and the first half not gonna lie. Alright, let me be serious. Let me be serious. I'm talking. I have the floor. Joe, go ahead. I got the floor!

When your story is called, if you trick somebody you get two points. So you have the chance to get four times two. So okay, this is why it's not flawed. Bobby got very lucky that day because three of his stories were pulled. Everyone else had one story pulled each. He has more opportunities to make a comeback. Listen, listen, listen. It's randomly generated for everybody.

So that's where it's not flawed. When you spin the wheel with wheel of fortune. It is just random right so if you land on a 2500 you land on 2500 That person didn't have an unfair advantage that just got lucky so Bobby randomly got lucky on that. Thank you There's luck involved in the game as well. I got lucky and this skill and this strategy the strategy there still you have to be Another game you just lost. Where you get a coin flip or luck to have the opportunity to score more points. It's like in football, if I score a touchdown and then we draw straws and I get the ball again

and then I score a touchdown. The way it goes is one person score, everyone has equal opportunity to score. Yeah, this isn't football, it's called story wars and you lost because you cheated. No, and then I strategized and then I gave me the finger and said, because I go for it. Yeah, I went for it. I went for it. I went for it. Is this fucking went for it? I hope your son is proud of you. I hope he is a dad. I hope your son is dead. Pasha.

They do it with less volume. Yeah, can we have less volume? For a little bit. I went to high school. Yeah, he loves Scatagories. I like this double dip in your pocket. And he has crushes. Scatagories is another shit joke. Come on, folks.

This is great. Layers. Layers. You two with your little smokey. Jay looks beautiful. I mean, I mean, there's there's two people on camera right now, you have to choose one of them that looks beautiful. You're going to say fucking fat fucking red hair Jay. Bobby not going to put an answer.

I put an answer. This is a ruse. Damn it. A ruse. Spills the water. Man am I always that overish? I looked at the name. That wasn't technically breaking of the rules now looking at the not at all Obviously final jeopardy when you're betting it is but it's not jeopardy. It's story

It's not 55 prissy fucking you have really changed your story in tune it is well No, I think he did cheat when he looked at your points at you Do we have that I didn't I was betting 14 no matter what. I was betting all points no matter what. Because if I bet anything else, I'm risking it. If I bet 14, I am tying at least winning at most. Whatever he, even if, whatever he put. I'm tying, I'm winning, or I'm losing. Whatever you get the wrong is. But then if you open the fourth dimension dude, I can travel back And look at my finger my finger and I don't have a concussion I was Bet I I did look at who we put yes, I did strategy blame me so I did strategy

Yeah, I did that and then I was a lot of fun. I was putting I had a blast I want The book I read the book twice it's great lot of fun. I was putting... I hope you had fun. I had a blast. I won. I won. I fucking won a book. I love the book. I read the book twice. It's a great book. It's your book.

Here's the thing. You lost. You have no strategy. Keep your shit tighter. I had a strategy. Yeah, you didn't. So we could have just... Well, 13 was perfect if you hadn't stolen my answer.

You wrote down J and I would have won by one point. No, it's not your answer. It's Louis. Nobody... Everybody, all the whole show was looking at people's stuff. Everybody the whole show was going, who are you doing? He's doing that. I might do that. I'll change it. Joe just went, Dan went Bob. Fuck. I'm going to go everybody. Congratulations. No, no, no.

Good win. Let me ask you quick. Let me ask one question. I was going to get your back. Get serious. I was getting your back. Bobby, get serious. So here's the thing. Him batting 14, even with him looking at your points, because I did think about this, if you guys were both wrong, you would have won. Yes. That was my strategy. But that's the thing. He technically, he cheated, but he's too dumb to realize that he wasn't really cheating. He was trying to cheat. He was trying to be a cheat.

But the reality was, if they were both wrong, you would have won. I thought you said you had my back, you fucking dirty Puerto Rican. Well, I'm saying you're cheating. No, you meant he's going to stab you in the back. Oh, I forgot he's Puerto Rican. I'm saying your cheating wasn't really cheating because you could have lost also with the action that you committed. It wasn't a guaranteed winner. I won.

And that's the final answer. And you just have to learn to deal with it, Joe. Yeah. Hey, I'm dealing. Oh, it doesn't look like that. I hope you sleep well at night. I slept so good that night. That night I slept great. Was to take my answer. Let me ask a question.

So the whole show, everybody's looking at each other's answers. It's okay, right? We did that, right? Because you're not bending against each other's points. Excuse me, excuse me. I have the floor.

I'm just asking a question. Oh yeah, take the floor. Does anybody, does everybody? The heated floor. The heated floor in his bathroom. One of my fucking lovely things this year. Danny, Danny Boy, I wanna ask you. Yeah.

Was everybody looking at everybody's things, the whole show? I don't remember. Lewis, I'll ask you. Yeah, everyone looks at each other's answers. You discuss it. It's okay. We had the whole rule of that.

That was, you know, here's the thing. I'll say right now, maybe moving forward I'll make it so the final answer and the points have to be all secret. Say it. Call it the Joe List rule. I think you did say that on the thing. No, we did not. Are you sure?

Yes. The points were secret on the thing. And he did cheat, but him cheating wasn't an inherent win. It was just as likely he could lose. I was putting 14 no matter what. I was betting Max. There was nothing. He's betting his son. I was betting Max. There was nothing. He's betting his son.

I was betting Max. You get him, dude. Dude, if I lose this, you need to have my son sexually. Here's a bag of his clothes and his tummy pills. I was doing, I was rolling, I was gonna bet it all, lose it, whatever the fuck, I'm betting it all. That's it, I wasn't betting 13 or six, or maybe I can get, I'm betting the max amount. You can look at

other person's thing. I said I'm going to bet the same guy. I'm betting the max amount. There you go. That was my strategy. Pucko, give me more coffees. And you bet. Excellent strategy. Thank you so much, man. It's a really good strategy. Ah, that's fucking awesome, man. Yeah. I appreciate you. Just a regular coffee from anywhere is fine. Oh, you're being sarcastic. You're not being real. A little bit of cream in the half. I thought you were being real. I was really accepting. Let the people know, the people at home know the truth. Yeah, you fucking nerds who took this, who really got in touch with Joe, go fuck yourself.

How many people have sent you a message? I can't even count. So many. Can I just make another point? It's not a real game. It's not real. What are you doing, dude? You're breaking key today. It's just, you know, it doesn't really matter. I was just, how, what are we doing for the last 20 minutes? Yeah.

This, none of this means anything. All right. No, that means life doesn't mean anything. It doesn't even matter. Man, I really thought. What song? Put my trust in you. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't get stuck in my head. I hate that song. It's awful. As I can go. And for all this. No, come on. There's only one thing you should know. One eight hundred from a car for a car.

I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go. I can go and for all this, there's only one thing you should know. 1-800-777-CARP for kids, donate your car today. I tried to! What? 1-877-CARP for kids, donate your car today. That's a weird, creepy pedophile. What? What? Put some clothes on, Paco. You're freaking us out. Are you giving us chocolate brownie?

I feel like it's warmer outside than it is. Starbucks? It's probably closed. Starbucks is probably closed. It's going to go radio. Regios. Where are you going? Regios.

They're not going to have a chocolate brownie. I might have a chocolate brownie obviously. Just a coffee with a little bit of cream and a half Splenda. They're not going to have a chocolate brownie on regios. This is my dinner right here. I'm good baby. I'm good. I'm so good baby. I made James dinner and then I ran out of the house

to be here at eight o'clock. What did you have? I haven't seen Max all day. What'd you make him? All day. What'd you make him? I made him chicken cutlet, not chicken cutlet, air fried chicken breast with Tony T'Chari's seasoning.

Whew, so good. What was the side? Tater tots and cheesy broccoli unbelievable yeah I love that great meal just leave mom so mature enough let him home let him look at pictures of Beyonce I go through his I go through his uh his history on his phone no no it's when he's not looking I'm like let me see what the fuck he's looking to make sure he's not looking at porn and it's just it was a Beyonce full-body that's what he Googled. I would.

And Megan Thee Stallion, he likes black chicks. Whoa. He's like, hey dad, be cool, there's a lady coming over. So I'm like, who are you? I'm here for James. Who is you? Where's Jimmy? Was that like, what's that, the Polly Dynamite?

Yeah, La Fonda. He's like, dad, La Fonda is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm pretty sure. He likes Beyonce. Yeah, and Megan Thee Stallion. Yeah. Likes a tush. Yeah.

Your son likes a tushy. Yes he does. Do you believe she won Comedy Song of the Year? Comedy Song? Who? Whatever the fuck it is. Beyonce. She won Country Album.

Country Album. Can I know words? Sorry, I don't. Comedy Song of the Year? No, no, no, you guys don't know. She does a parody? Weird Al is like, this bitch needs to stay in her lane. How excited were you guys when I went Comedy? words sorry I don't comedy song of the year she was a parody weird Alice like this bitch needs to stay in her lane how excited were you guys when I went

comedy you we got him ladies and gentlemen we got we got him yeah she won country is yeah she sold a ton of records country albums she had like Dolly Parton and Willie Nelson on it and shit it probably was the best country album of the year that That was. What was? Country music sucks, dick. A chick from Yellowstone, the blonde bra, she had a great song. She had a great song, did you listen to the whole album?

Marcus King was fucking great. Name three Marcus King songs. Marcus King isn't country. That's not country. He's country-ish. It's like the blues. He's rock and roll. His blues is rock and roll.

Yes, he's not country. Bobby knows nothing about music. He goes, dude, the guy has a guitar, he wears boots. He lives in a country. He's, hello. The US of A. What the fuck, what are we, a principality? I liked it there.

What are you looking up, Bob? You little sassy tab. I said name three Marcus King songs, I was looking them up. I'm not looking up the song, I'm not entertaining any of your questions. Bobby does like this. Bobby does.

I don't like your aggressive, I would not even answer you. I'm looking up Marcus King and country. Lewis, Bobby does sassy taps like a lady. I do not. I do not, great comeback. Blue's rock. Blue's rock. Southern rock is borderline country. American Roots music. Slave music.

You go see him, he's like, what do you think Southern Rock is? You know my favorite country artists? Leonard Skinner and the Allman Brothers. Tom'm Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Someone's being a cunt. Country. Well you're wrong and I'm just saying you're being wrong. You don't have to pile on, Joe. What do you mean? I'm not piling on.

If they make fun, they're piling on. Yeah. I'm the first one on. God, you guys have so much sexual tension right now. I don't. I just won a game and he's mad. No, you were swinging before the game. You came in, why don't you do something without Louie?

Blah, blah, blah, you're a hipster. Ooh, that one stunk. It's still in your head, Joe. It's still in your head. Well, I mean. It's in your head. In your head. Zombie, zombie, zombie.

Now, you came in, Gunty, you came in, Gunty. With their bomb down us and their bombs and their bombs. You guys should just kiss. I think it's great that you have your friends on your show. I was joking around. I thought it was great. Nice. I would love to come back.

I thought it was just your friends. I don't know, I just think it's cool you got your friends. No, it was great. It was awesome. It's great. It's not my fault that. Maddie Wiener's funnier than both of us.

It's awesome, dude. Yeah, I know. We suck. Fucking so cool, dude. Yeah, some chubby chick's better than all of us. Some fucking great. It's not my fault that Maddie Wiener is funnier than both of us. Yeah, I know we suck. So cool, dude Yeah, some chubby chicks better than all the fucking chick She's really very funny. Thank you, Dan Louis's moment right there we go Small noise you made and bumped, and I bumped. Hey, hey, hey, ho, ho, ho. You guys, are you guys over your little fight?

Yeah, I think so. Are you upset at Bobby still? No. Wow, wow. I think it's good. Oh my God. No. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, man.

Peace and love, peace and love. Bobby's got a championship title under his belt, so he's just happy. He can't fucking get over it. Lewis changed his tune so hard. Before the other day, he's like, he's fucking cheater. This is crazy. I can't believe this.

He was talking wild. But it's America, dude. Fucking America. Yeah, but we had a trial. We put Bobby on trial, and I realized what happened. I realized, you know what? You put me on trial without me there. You did it on another show.

You ever see the movie 12 Angry Men? And got put me on trial without me there yeah you did it on another show you ever see the movie and got everybody on their thing I am here now to defend myself he did it on another show yeah he did it another show what show that's right on his fucking show called me out front everybody rallied the fucking troops against me well rally the troops were rallied no no, no, no. Was this skanks? Skanks? No, it wasn't that big. Nobody saw it.

The troops were rallied. That's what we were referencing. Who was that guy on the show, by the way? I'd never seen that guy in my life. Which guy? The big fat guy with the zing. Zach. Zach?

No, the other guy. I had no idea who that guy was. Who was on with you? Che. Dorana? Michael Che. Che Dorana, the other guy. I had no idea who that guy was. Who was on with you? Che. Dorina? Michael Che. Che Dorina, the black kid. Yeah.

He's hilarious. Oh, he was very sweet and very handsome. On the show telling everybody, setting down the thing. Putting his business. On CNN telling fake news. Bobby cheated. Bobby cheated. And I'm sitting there going, well, this is news to me.

I mean, I thought it was a strategy. You did write a book called Cheat. Yeah, Bobby cheated. And I'm sitting there going, well, this is news to me. I mean, I thought it was a strategy. You did write a book called Cheat. Yeah, you did. I have it in my book. You wrote the book on Cheat. Actually, the first name we changed it. It's called Strategy.

It's been redacted. That's right. I strategize against my girlfriend. So what, you caught me with another woman. That was my strategy. Which is fine. But here's the thing. I'm here to defend myself and I turn the jury.

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Yes? No can defend. Who? Gary Gellman? No, okay, he doesn't have a hook. No can defend. I love that you made autistic Danny crack up with that one.

He's like, ah! Ah! I just started slapping him. I know that movie! I know that movie! By the way, the people are the jury. Lewis is a witness. No, the jury is my peers.

The people versus Bobby Kelly. I don't give a fuck about the people. I care about the people. Damn, I wouldn't want that on tape. You got it on tape. I care about my peers. Dan, what do you think about Bobby's strategy? We're your peers, not Maddie Wiener though, she's,

I will tell you right now, you guys are both looking up. Careful she doesn't fall. Uh. You have to put her back together again? I will say, I'm a fucking Humpty bitch. I will say that your case, your case Joe, has been weakened by this conversation. I know, cause he's saying he gambled everything,

but the part that got me was that we did look at everyone's names. And he could have lost by betting everything he also could have lost. That's true. That's true. You know what? I stand corrected.

Wow. That was big. Wow. I still think the putting your finger in my face and saying, cause I go for it was a little much. When, tonight or that night? No, that night. That night.

Have you put your finger in my face tonight? Cause if you did, Joe would fuck you up. In my head I have. Cause listen to me right here. No, that night, listen Joe, you can't, look, I don't, I don't know, I don't ever win anything in my life. I won something.

Finally, I won. And I was maybe a little excited and maybe I shouldn't ever win anything in my life. I won something. Finally, I won. And I was maybe a little excited, and maybe I shouldn't have done that, but I was very pumped up. It seemed like you were more angry than excited. It seemed like there was deep-seated resentment. Yeah, from not winning ever. And you take it out on me.

I know, it wasn't you. What's the last thing you won before that? That's a great question. Last thing you guys won. Why is it always great when you won before that? That's a great question last thing you guys won I didn't always great when you do it. It's a great question. I'm sorry. What does that mean? Like what? Cards, yeah a video game. Yeah Dan's loses so much. He's not even familiar with the word one. That's that's that's incorrect I want to game darkness in prison in me all that I see absolute horror dinner. I live how can I die? I hate it and I love it one love but well

Little brownie brownie brownie points look how much there we go. What if it was Paco's shit in the back Squeezed out a filip Filipino log in a little fucking bag. That's a cookie, it's not a brownie Paco. Yeah, but it's close. There's a brownie in there. That's a Filipino brownie. Filipino brownie. All Filipinos are brownies.

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He got you. How'd he got you? He didn't get me. You exercised to fucking. You got the fucking nerds. All of them were fucking laughing on that one, dude. Did you hear the monkey cage you screamed? Yeah. Rararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararr, rarr, rarr, rarr, rarr, rarr, rarr, rarr, rarr, rarr, rarr, rarr, rarr, rarr, rarr, rarr, rarr, rarr, rarr, rarr, rarr, rarr,

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You really think you can beat me up? I'll beat you. You really think you can. Joe, do you remember when you kicked my leg and you nearly cried? Joe, don't do it. I didn't nearly cry. I vocally

communicated that I was in severe pain. Did you check his kit? I checked his kit. Dude, he almost fucking... I ran, I was a long distance runner, I have very sensitive shins, it's okay. He almost fucking passed out from pain, it was so funny. It was on video, I didn't almost pass out, you fool. Did you have shin splints? I had shin splints, yeah. I'm a roadrunner oh yeah they got it good job

producers oh my god finally they do something look how fat you I was fat there oh my god I'm wearing a Brandi Carlisle shirt during a not to offense by the way he said defense only no squash. Damn, he's trying to rape you in this video. We're going to get us in trouble. Come on, let's get out of this open space. He did get us in trouble. Can you discipline him, please? Kick his ass.

That's it? No, you didn't go to the part where it happened. It's earlier, you fucking idiots. Oh, that was it right there. God, we complimented him so quick. Why are you hiding? I'm just showing up So what is this this that Diego's gym in Brooklyn Do it look check it Lewis Sparring good check right there by me.

I didn't know we were kicking. He didn't establish that. Oh, that hurts so bad. Go back, go back. What the fuck? It was so slow. It was so slow. Oh my God.

I didn't know we were kicking. And then Joe throws a kick. That's not even that hard. Hey, hey, what are we doing? I thought it was going to be good. Hold on, it really hurts. Why did that hurt? It didn't even look like a cool kick.

That's like when you see old people fighting. Joe says, did we get that? Why did that hurt? That's the last part, I'm trying to be funny. Look, I'm being a goof. But why did that hurt? I'm being a fool with my anxiety. It was like a light little kick.

It was shin to shin. Shin to shin. Shin to shin. They ran a show in Chinatown. Yeah, that's the name of the show. Shin to shin. That to shin. They ran a show in Chinatown. Yeah, that's the name of the show. Shin to shin. That was such a slow kick. Yeah.

That was a slow kick. Let me kick you. Go ahead. Slow as I want. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead, do it. Yeah.

I missed. My foot hit the chair. Okay. If Joe got hurt again. You just hear my leg snap. I'm like, ahhh! Hold on, let's do the, I want to, people should hear the, My foot hit the chair. Okay. If Joe got hurt again. You just hear, meet my leg snap. I'm like, aah! Hold on, let's do the, I wanna,

people should hear the tricep dip line. All right, Bobby, you say. No, don't put it in. Can you stop eating into the microphone? What do you wanna say? Your feet shouldn't be on the ground. Hold on, play that line. Your feet shouldn't be on the ground, stupid.

Where are they supposed to be, the air? Ha ha! Dude, that was the line you were running back? Yeah. Your feet shouldn't be on the ground stupid where they supposed to be the air Dude that that was the line you were running back. Yeah, that's what Joe is it was so forgettable I forgot that he said it the first time very so wait. You didn't get me another tea Fucking tea diva You need some tea you fucking beta What you need some tea you beta. What does that mean? Testosterone. Oh.

You beta try harder than that. That was good. I got you. Fucking got you. That was a fucking good one. You better try harder than that. I'm so hungry. Eat a brownie.

I can't. Bobby, you can't eat anymore. I'm not having any sugar. What, would you do tricep dips? So you get a brownie? Can I have a question? I have a question, Bobby. You're gay. That. I can't. Bobby, you can't eat anymore. I'm not having any sugar. What, would you do tricep dips so you can have brownies? Can I have a question? I have a question, Bobby. You're gay.

That was my second question. Oh, wow. How were you getting fat when they removed most of your stomach? I don't understand what you're talking about. They like removed most of that surgery. Didn't they like, how do you mean he's getting fat? He looks fine.

Dude, I've maintained the same weight for a long time. No, you were way more thin than this when you first lost all the weight No, it's coming back slowly, but surely no it isn't one. I weigh myself every couple weeks. How much you weigh 130 Tall hot chicks wait, I don't know it's like 115 It's like time for girl dinner. And we're between 225 and 235 is my fluctuation weight, especially the winter time. But my goal weight is 200. So this summer I'll be down to 200.

I lost, I was 360. I lost all the way down to the lowest I got was. He was the weight of a circle 298 Hat where's the bomb Dana producers where the fuck is the bomb Dana? so Yeah, so yeah, no Not at all buddy. Believe me, I'm on top of it.

But you fuck so good, you're on top of it. Very musical, Joe. But you call me, why you, I wanna know why you, why you looking at me so, why you looking at me so, why you keep looking at me like that? Because you want to? Why you trying to fuck me? Because I want you to be better.

You want me to be better? Damn. So you want me to a certain weight so you can make fucking sweet love to me? Why I just want you to be healthy and live fucking the healthiest. I've been a year Bobby I just heard you walk up the stairs You were out of breath you were dying when you got to the top of the stairs, you know, because two flights of stairs I did 40 pull-ups when I got up to the

Nordic track at the top of the stairs There's a Nordic track at the top of the stairs. He was here. Ha! Yeah, dude, the whole way up. Dude, I do my fucking handstands up to two flights. That's my steps. You don't know what's happening. No, I'm good, man.

Believe me. Believe me. Can I just say the fits you're getting off now that you're skinny? Excellent. What's a fit? An outfit. Thank you.

Oh, the outfits. I'm sorry. I didn't know that. Just saying. This guy's fucking, this guy's got outfits. I think I'm going to go down down to 200 and that's it. This summer. You can just control it like that.

No, I have to, what, what, what? You can just snap your fingers, you'll just be 200. I'm pretty sure you know the other stuff you have to do to get there. No, I know. Yeah, okay, Lewis, you work out, we get it, you're in great shape, You fucking alpha-d- First of all, when I was gaining weight,

you fucking loved to point it out, you fucking cocksucker. There it comes, there it comes! Me and Matty Wiener. There it comes, there it comes! According to most health experts, losing 30 pounds safely could take anywhere from a few months to a year, as the recommended healthy weight loss rate

is typically one to two pounds per week. Probably the summertime. But there it is right there, is because I called you fat and I apologize. When you were fat. You would love to call me fat. You'd point it out. Nothing made me happier than to call you a fatso.

And you know what? What? And now I understand why you do it every week. It rules. Because it feels good, doesn't it? It feels good to put somebody else down. It does. It does.

What happens if you get fat again? Hey, Lou, enjoy yourself. I have one more fat in me. Oh, you do. This is it. No, no, no, I'm one more fat. Like I have, this is my last time being in shape. When I get fat again, I'm giving up. That's it. That's it. I'm not going to do what Bobby does. The eight fats down fucking up. I'm just going to become a big giant whale. It's crazy that fat and fit are like the same word, just a different vowel. That's pretty fun. Did you just think of that? I did. That is Boba Fett. What's going on there?

Are you stroking out? You should put your foot in your mouth. Well, that's two O's. Oh, yeah's back. I missed you while that part, you know. Just kidding. Paco, there's not a half a Splenda in this. Whoa.

And there's not tea in this. Yeah. Who's the, of the three of them, Paco's like the boss, right? I think so. I don't know who does what anymore. So confused. Oh, Suarez with.

One person is editing the buttons. Paco is overseeing everybody. He's the for me. I want to do a noise for everybody. Go start from the beginning. Danny is doing the switching. Joe is doing the photography and the intros and the social media and Paco is overseeing all of them and Mike is just there's Joe posted on social media No, he does the the cool camera thing He does a shoot something during the show and puts it out Joe's the least necessary of all of them

Yeah, but he's the funniest of them. That's true. He's also the best looking I think he is easy. He's a hottie Paco's cute. Yeah, Paco's better looking. Yeah Paco is better looking. Paco's cute right now. Paco's the kind of hot you run away with. No, he's the one you keep secret from your chick. Not hot, he's like a cute Asian. Yeah. Yeah so you run away with. Yeah no you don't run away,

you just keep him in an apartment in Queens. No, you moved to Phoenix. No. And opened a Taekwondo studio. He's not Chinese. Shh. Filipinos, boxing. What do they do, what do they do, boxing?

Yeah, mini Paco. Paco, Paco, yo. Paco, yo. Mini Paco. Mini Paco. Mini Paco. If we had four Pacos, this show would be fucking crushing it right now.

What is going on? Here is your tea, mister. Oh, look at that, you got tea. I can't have this much caffeine at night. Oh my god. Should I get me a chamomile? You should know to get me a chamomile. Fucking god.

Jesus, Mike. Joe, will you stop being an old lady? Joe, how's the baby? Baby's great. Thank you, Michael, I appreciate you. You're a good man. Swerve's also out of breath now. Wow, he's not out of breast. That's good. Thank you. He got the zoo going. DraftKings, listen up. This ain't the little tiny bowl. It's

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Yeah, great. That was very fun. What is the Secret Room? It was that Houston group. The Houston Skankfest. Is that the one where they film it and then they put it out? That's Don't Tell.

No, that's Don't Tell. There's all these confusing things. There's Sesh, which is a comedy club where my show is. Then there's Don't Tell, that's everywhere. One is filmed, it's like these confusing things. There's Sesh, which is a comedy club where my show is. Then there's Don't Tell, that's everywhere. One is filmed, it's like a comedy special. I just had a video go viral, by the way. Did you see it? See this, you hear about this?

People hate me. He did a Picasso joke. And the people are upset. I don't wanna go on a rant here. It went viral in a bad way? Yeah. I don't wanna go on a rant here. It's crazy.

But Joe's got heat. Why are they upset? Because it went, it fired across Europe, I don't want to go on a rant here. It's crazy. But Joe's got heat. Why are they upset? Because it went and fired across Europe. Because the whole joke is like, I'm an idiot. I didn't know Picasso. I thought he died in 1300s. Everyone has that joke.

Who? Everyone's got that joke. No, no, no, no, no. Give me five comments. No, no, no, no, no, no. Give me five comments. Mattie Weiner. That is a joke when you hear it, you're like, fuck.

That was right in front of me, and I didn't pick it up. It's a great joke. Well, let me no. Give me five comments. That joke is a joke. That is a joke when you hear it, you're like, fuck, that was right in front of me and I didn't pick it up. It's a great joke. Well, let me say this. We've all, I swear on my son's life that's been set on 150 podcasts, including by me. In fact, if you use Opus Suarez, go look up Picasso, Louis J. Gomez, right now on Gats Digital. I guarantee I've made that point on the podcast.

Well, you didn't make it as well as this long and as well written as me. Yeah, but that's what we're saying. It's a joke that has been on the floor and we just keep walking over it. I know, I'm just saying, you got one hack joke, dude. It's not a big deal. Wow. One hack joke, because you're very good.

Wow. Yeah. You're very funny. Maddie Wiener would not have done that joke. Fucking wow. Anyways, people were upset about it. Oh shit. Why were they upset?

He just pulled an N. I started to tell you and then you called me a hack. Huck? Tua? Don't you guys, I'm not letting you guys make up over that. I'll step in and fuck it. I'll end that handshake. You're not a hack Joe, I'm joking. Jesus Christ. Let's read some of these comments. You're getting live trolled by the fucking joke. Self-centered American thinks Picasso and Hitler would consume American culture? Why?

Look at Danny Braff being an ass kisser, you fucking pussy. Supportive. Wait, hold on, let me read that comment. No! No! No! No!

No! There you go, nailed it. Basically, they're just saying we're all retarded, and then everything that the joke is is but was Picasso really watching American football Yes All right. Let's hear the joke. I want to hear the joke. It's great Well, I'm not gonna sit here and listen to my bit. I want to hear it here

You can hear it on any podcast you can hear it play back. Yeah Listen to any comic play the fucking bit fuckface Joe's on a fucking spicy one today. Yeah, Joe did his workout. That's why Joe's triceps are burning 1973 Did you know that I thought he died in 1380? It's a great job. I almost shit 1973 Picasso had a car

Great line see I didn't go that far with it Was driving around Spain and like a Honda Civic listening to Black Sabbath on the radio. That's great. That's good. Solid joke. See, Joe, you wrote tags for it. Pablo Picasso were working at the same time.

Crowdsuck, by the way. He saw six Super Bowls. I thought he lived next to a blacksmith. The guy's like at home watching the Green Bay Packers and the Kansas City Chiefs on a colored television set drinking Mountain Dew. It's a killer bit. Some of you might be like Mountain Dew, that wasn't out in 1970. It was.

Do you know when it came out? I thought like maybe 1975, 1976. 1940, Mountain Dew came out. Hitler was jack 1975 76 1940 Mountain Dew came out Hitler was jacked up on Mountain Dew. It's a great bit. A lot of comics have this though. Hold on it goes on for quite a while. It's a great bit. Did you guys know this? I mean really good bit. Well let's cut out. I mean you fucking killed it you strangled the juice out of that one. Oh thank you a lot of juice but yeah. I said juice, not juice. Oh, there's the photos from the show!

Go back to Sesh! Woo, what a night. Come on. All right, well, we're pulling up my Instagram. We might as well pull up my Instagram. Yeah, let's just go look at a fun that you had with other people. I was there.

I mean, Dave. It was special. It was very fun. Yeah, Joe doesn't invite me to anything anymore. He just did, he invited you at the beginning of the episode. I was just trying to make Louis feel better. Louis was on the first show. I did it first. You did the first show. I did it first.

You did the first show. Like I said, I feel bad. That's true. Watch it, watch it, fucking Bobby, just jump back and forth. What? No, I did. Great show, terrible parties in parks.

We could all agree on that. Yes, yes, that's it. Not a single one of you came to my son's birthday. And it was great. Was it in a park? I was at working. I was on the road. Was it in a park, and was it not in a building? It was working. I was on the road. Was it in a park and was it not in a building?

It was in a park. All of our kids have birthday parties in a parking. It was on a Tuesday afternoon. I was at work. I was working, it was my long day. Tuesdays are a big day for me. Yeah, I got therapy, I got two bonfires, I got my show and then I go YK to the UK.

Glad you guys said that because it was on a Monday. Monday is my favorite day of the week. Oh my God. I'm not giving it to a park party. Monday I'm free all day. You know who wasn't too good to be there? Ronan. Ari Shaffir and Ronan, who was very late.

Yeah, two guys who have nobody or nothing in their lives. They're called Jews. But Joe invited me to the show tonight, but it wasn't an official invite. Yeah, it wasn't. You did my old show, PS109. Yep, when you liked me. Yeah. Yep, that's right. No, when you liked me. Yeah. Yep.

That's right. Joe's not a fan. Joe's not a fan. I had your sticker on my first notebook. You were. I ripped it off. You were, yeah, see? I have a video of when I first met Bobby, I have a video somewhere of me introducing him

at the stand-up New York. Really? Where? Can you find it? Yeah. Okay, why'd you act like I was an asshole for asking that? Why'd you just do that? Because I was thinking of, could I?

And then I was like, yes, I can. You were like, can you? Yeah. Okay. I have like a bag of videos somewhere. Where was this? Where was this? Stand Up New York.

Back in the day. Old Stand Up New York, what the fuck? Yeah, poster dog shows. With the bars? Yep, with the bars. Shout out Stand Up New York, that was when it was fucking original. It was a big deal that Bobby Kelly was coming to that show.

Shout out Martin. How'd you get less famous? Hanging out with you? Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Should've fucking hooked up with Tim Dillon when I had a shot.

Tim Dillon? Pfft. That's what I call him. Tim Dillon, like Tim Man? He's like, Hey fucking Tim Man. He's like, Man.

He goes, Ah, there he is. Tim's like, how you doing, scarecrow? Tim Dylan is so fucking funny, it's insane. How you doing, how you doing? It's not funnier than Maggie Lawson. What's her name? What? Maggie Lawson.

Please name this episode Maggie Lawson. What's her name? Fucking Frisbee. Fucking Frisbee Jones. Frisbee Fella Winkle, what's her name? Everybody laughing up, you're not gonna get spots opening on her fucking tour. And I will.

I don't want them. You're gonna open for a woman? Pfft. I've opened a few women in my life. Hell yeah. Hey. Yeah. Open up sores on their pussy.

Whoa. Ooh. Herpes, herpes, herpes. That was too fast. They'll call them himpes. If you know what I'm saying. Yeah. I fucking. You're call them himpies. If you know what I'm saying. Fuck it.

Way to reestablish yourself. It goes right back to where it was. It goes right back. It's going to make it. Ah. What? Ah. You burnt your face.

No, I didn't. I was joking. You didn't. It was a hilarious bit. Only betas get burned. You're a fucking idiot. Betas. Ah!

Fuck! That was good. That was good. God damn, that was good. Thanks, man. It's not even hot. You got some talent, young man. Yo, what! That was good. That was a bit, that was good. God damn, that was good. Thanks man. It's not even hot. You got some talent, young man. No, what you gonna do, manage me?

Are you gonna manage me? You got the boobs and dreams? Got talent, young man. How you doing? You still seem angry. Don't fucking do that. Joe's in a mood, Joe's in a mood. Joe's in a mood.

No, no, I love it. Chippy. Joe's in a mood. Having fun. Joe's in a mood. You're definitely in a mood. Mood? No, food? No, I love it. Chippy. Joe's in a mood. Having fun. Joe's in a mood. You're definitely in a mood. Mood?

No. Food? No, I like it. Dude. Rude. It's just rhyming words. We're so dumb at night. I can't wait for the summer so we can go into a pool.

It doesn't rhyme. Pool? It didn't rhyme at all. What are you doing? You're just Winnebago. What about Winnebago's, dude? What? It didn't rhyme at all. What the fuck?

What the fuck are you talking about? He was really trying to rhyme, too. Dude, uh, uh, donut. I can't wait for the summer. You spit all over me, you fucking punk. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up.

I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up.

I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to run. Dude, I don't know. I can't wait for the summer. Pfft. You spit all over me, you fucking punk. You fucking. This doesn't even rhyme. I'm sorry, dude. What about this summer? Joe, why are you still mad?

We're having a great time. I'm not mad. Joe, we're all having a fun time right now, dude. I know, that's great. You're not a hack, it was a very funny joke. I was kidding. Thank you. Jesus Christ, Joe. I was kidding. Thank you. Jesus Christ Joe.

Cheese and rice. Me's and twice. Let's go. Let's get out of here. We need to leave. We need to leave right now. Ah shit. I'm hungry. I would love peas and rice right now. You need to have someone go get food. No, no. I want peas and rice. We have four people here. You can't get peas and rice. There's no, there's five producers over there, right? No, four. You know what I want?

Soup. They have soup downstairs. Broth. I want a hot broth. Ryan broth. Ryan, that's my favorite Ryan. Remember him? Ryan Goughlett?

He texted me and I mean, let me know. What? Say it. Come on, spill the tea. Don't say it. That's what I was thinking, my topic. We should have an episode where we talk about the topic. We should have a conversation.

We should have a conversation. We should have a conversation. We should have a conversation. We should have a conversation. We should have a conversation. We should have a conversation. Remember him? Yeah. He texted me and I mean, let me know. What? Say it. Come on, spill the tea. Spill the tea. Don't say it. That's what I was thinking, my topic, we should have an episode where we spill tea. Put it on Patreon.

Everybody has, yeah, put it on Patreon. Tea spilling with the regs. Just like telling a secret that people will just record? Some goss, man. Some shit. I'm gay. You are?

No, that's not it. That wasn't a joke all those years? No. You really fuck men. What's your thing? What is it, Lou? What do you got? Something just happened.

It happened. Do it. Don't be a puss. Broth texted me just trashing Sagalow. Why? It's so funny. Why? Let me try to find it.

Tea, spilling time. I don't like the way that he does rap. Who is this? Who's this Roth guy? You know Ryan Roth. He's from the comics. His dad is Mike. Oh, yeah.

Mike's the man. Yeah. Ryan, the guy who manages it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he books rooms. He books breweries up there. He's been around for a while, right?

Long time. A long time. We used to drink together. That up there. He's been around for a while, right? Long time, a long time. I used to drink together, that's how long he's been around. I wish we drank together. You have to go back to when you were seven. This is, who? Seven. I got a weird text just now, it said, Lewis, you never connected me with your guy for our guy,

what's the deal with that dude? I said, who is this? And he said, Who Kid? Or DJ Who Kid. Is that who it is? And he said, Who Kid. Like DJ Who Kid. Is that who it is? Do you know DJ Who Kid's number? No, I don't know. Yeah, three, four, something.

Pfft. That was the worst guess, but what kind of country code were you giving him? The author shouldn't have won. Marcus King code? Hello. She shouldn't have won. She shouldn't have won.

Why do you care? I don't. You don't know any country? I don't. So why do you give it? I love country, I know everybody. Who's he knows? Led Zeppelin, they're from a country.

Sarah, Sarah. Talamash? Tiano. Who else? Bucky Dent. What? Bucky Dent was a athlete. Nah, that's the other guy.

The newer one. It's Tim McCullough. Tim McGraw. Tim McGraw. In my next 30 years, I'm gonna scale up that school. I don't listen to news. You're obsessed with it. You too? Yep. Was it a fart? Every time I bring up the news I get gassy. You get the burps?

I don't want you to. What's going on with your burps? I don't want you to. I don't want you to. I don't want you to. I don't want you to. I don't want you to. I don't want you to.

I don't want you to. I don't want you to. I don't want you to. I don't want you to. I don't want you to. I don't want you to. I don't want you to. I don't want you to.

I don't want you to. I don't want you to. I don't want you to. I don't want you to. I don't want you to. I'm watching news. You're obsessed with it. You too? Yep. Was it a fart? Every time I bring up the news I get gassy. You get the burps? I don't want you to. What's going on with your business? Why are you quiet all of a sudden? I don't like it. Because some guy, Lewis is about to snap on someone.

No, it's DJ Who Kid and he was supposed to do something and he forgot to do it. Who's DJ Who Kid? I don't know what's going on here. DJ Who Kid is a very funny. He's a DJ at Sirius XM. What did he say? Why would he be texting me?

I don't believe that it's DJ Who Kid. I believe it's somebody fucking with me. Maybe it's... Say send a picture of your face. Could it be DJ Who Adult? Don't you think the sniff made it kind of add some to it? You almost knocked over my hot tea

that I didn't really want. I was only kidding about wanting. And then Mike went down. Damn, you hear that Suarez? It almost murdered Mike. Suarez almost had a heart attack. Fuck, I would have died. I'm joking, Mike.

He's still over there. He's over there like, what do you mean you didn't need it? I'm only joking. I'm drinking it. I love it. I love drinking caffeinated beverages at 11 p.m. I like watching Louis look at his phone, have thoughts, but act like he's present. I love it. I love drinking caffeinated beverages at 11 p.m. I like watching Louis look at his phone have thoughts

But act like he's present. Yes, it's bothering. I don't like when I get a text message Call live on the show guys deal with this My fucking call cocksucker no, it's a it's a burner phone. It's a fucking, it's a Hannah burner phone. Call right back. Yo. Hey, what's going on? What's up, bro? What's going on, man?

You're on the Regs podcast right now. Wow, what does that mean? It's a podcast. Is this really Who Kid? Yeah, what am I, in the air? Yeah. This is gay as hell. Seriously.

I'm out of here. That is 100% Who Kid. That's hilarious. That's exactly Who Kid. Well, I didn't know it was really you. I thought it was like, who the fuck's fucking with you? He thought he was getting catfished. I don't need to fuck with you.

Can you hear me up when we're not talking? I don't like people hearing this. All right, all right, I'll call you back later. All right, peace. So who is this gentleman? I don't know. He's an actual DJ? Who is he from? Look him up.

Who is he from? His mother? He's famous in the hip hop world. Hello? He's famous in the hip hop world. He was on Sam's show a lot. Sam Roberts won he had a show Yeah, very funny guy cool. Robert still has a show. I believe yeah, you got a J

Who kid fucking are you guys fucking g unit records? Unit really good guy. I love the Shadyville Entertainment. It was 50 cent and g units tour DJ. Yeah, that's right How do you say that name? He was in a... First name. He's from Haitian descent. Yeah, he... I have to wash my phone now. He was on Bad Season with Tech 9. Tech 9 rules. Well, if you play your cards right.

So is he going... You got a new in. Is he doing Skankfest? No. Is he the secret musical guest for Skankfest? All right, we're really deciding between two. I'll tell you guys off air, because I want your opinions on it.

All right. Can you text us one? Marcus King and Beyonce. Doing just country songs. What is that? That's just a noise. A song I'm making up. I'm trying to get into the country, man.

You're trying to get into it. I once made my nickels on the dime. Nevermind, I thought you were gonna say something else. Thank God he got off the phone with me. Yeah. Probably would've got you killed. My nickel, my nickel, my nickel. Whoa.

Nickel, nickel. Guys. Yep. What? These night recordings, there's a lot of anger. There's not anger, it's just anger. Joe is bumming me out. Joe is sensitive. Yeah, let's keep, just keep coming back to it'll that'll be fun. It'll be keep being fun.

He's got a valid point. He keeps getting over it and we keep dragging it back. I'm like being a silly goose over here. I keep making jokes. Who are the wolves? And then you keep going back to this I'm angry thing. Who are the wolves? Come on son, Katona. Katona baby. New school.

Oh, is he like it? How's he liking a new school? It's the best. He loves it tomorrow night That was a Friday Friday night. They go Skiing what school picks him up doing cocaine. Yeah, no skin snowboard. He snowboards They pick him up on Friday and pick him up bring him home at 11 11 30 at night Lacrosse is coming asking snowboard. Yeah. It's fucking hard. Yeah. It's James?

No, he skis. Can we do like a decathlon of your sons? Snow, snow sports? Snow sports? Snowboarding. You ever do barefoot snowboarding? It's called no boarding. I need you to go take it.

Back. I'm back. I need you to leave. I'm back. You're just boarding. You can hang that off. I didn't even realize. I'm back. You're just boarding. You can hand that off. I didn't even realize the joke had happened. That's what I mean.

You can really hand that bad boy off. How much is a snowboard? I'll make sense later. Isn't it crazy expensive now? We rent it for the year. It's like 200 bucks, you rent all of this shit. A snowboard? There's a snowboard place,

ski place down the street from my house. And you rent it for 200 bucks for the whole season? 200 something bucks for everything. That's crazy. And it's all new gear, and the bag and everything. It's a snowboard place ski place down the street from you run it for 200 bucks for the whole season 200 something bucks for everything That's crazy. It's all new gear and Yeah, I'm just rent it and then they just give it back. I'm going we're going skiing Valentine's weekend. Maybe like jerking off to guys I'm doing the foley work. It's like That's known as skiing and then if you then if you're one of the guys,

you kind of thrust into it. I never heard that term. Ski pole hand grabs. Ski pole. I would definitely suck off two guys like that. Excuse me? What? Bobby, can you ski?

I used to be able to. And then something mentally happened the last time I went skiing years ago where I just couldn't do it. I don't know it was weird. The yips. Yeah, something like that. Like I could ski. The Jews? What do you mean? Too many yips.

He goes, hey, hey, hey, guy on his ski. He goes, David, watch out, watch out, hey, over here, over here, you big piece of shit. What? All these yips on the mountain. All these yips up and down the mountain. Hey, hey, don't go off the trail. Whoa. Whoa, dude. When you got on your skis, did you just fall over? Just kept falling.

And it was weird, I couldn't get it, mentally I couldn't get over it. I would think you were joking. I had such a bad time. Bobby rolls down a hill, he turns into a giant snowball. Yeah, that's how they got Frosty the Snowman. Yeah,, fuck it. It was such a bad time. But when Bobby rolls down a hill, he turns into a giant snow pole. Yeah, that's how they got Frosty the Snowman. Yeah. I liked it.

It's called the Yips. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, the Yips. Let's go ski. Skiing's very mental. We should do a fucking ski lodge reg show. Stop with your excitement. Why can't we not just have one moment

of happiness on the show today? Why are we so negative with each other? It's that night. We're very mean at night. Mean at night, the mean regs. We're very mean at night. Mean at night. Mean regs. This is regs extra dark. Maybe it's realistic regs.

Regs after dark. Mean to each other. I just dog farted. I can't smell. You can shit your pants. I wouldn't even notice. No, we should do a fucking ski lodge show. Go to the Poconos, we get fucking fans to come out and go see.

Poconos? That's where his honeymoon was. What? You got married? No. Remember he went on a trip to the Poconos, we all shit on him, it was a fun, fun, good thing. I'm going to the Poconos, I'm going to the Poconos. I didn't get married, I went and stayed.

He went to the Catskills. You stayed at an Airbnb. It's the same shit, whatever. Catskills, Poconos. You got fucking married. I did not get married. I went to the Poka Ears. I did not get married. I went to the poker ears Throw it back Bobby

Poker nose. Okay. I'm upset cuz I know Lewis loved that joke. It's a little annoying That's right up his now with his son at home by himself. Yeah, baby James We should go up there. You know, we should do is leave the chicks at home and go poke some hoes Talks right back. Wow. That was the quickest it's ever gone back. I'd never seen the bomb data. Go back to the microphone. That was the first one timer in the history of the bomb data. My microphone was full.

You fucking set it up beautifully. Joe was tying it on and Bobby went, I want that back. I did, I wanted it. Why don't we set up a show, just a fucking, like a Tuesday night show, we'll go skiing. Tuesday's Bobby's busy day. That is Bobby's busy day. Even though we're currently recording on a Tuesday. Bobby said never Tuesday dude, except for this Tuesday.

I never got through it. I say Tuesdays, I can't do Tuesdays. I've said it for a year and a half and you still go, what about Tuesday? And we're currently recording on Tuesday. My brother in Christ. I had to cancel YKWD for you this. I canceled my show to do this. Just double dip, make it a YKWD too. Nah. What was that noise? Nyaaah. Nyaaah. What are you going to throw at? Sorry, these cars go so fast on the track.

We could get chicks with moles and poke a mole. Get out of here. Leave. Maybe we should, if you get hungry, I don't know if we can get a Poke Bowl. Hey. No, there you go. No, that was good.

Poke Bowl's nice. They laughed. Sorry. Well, Paco's giggling because he's currently eating a Poke Bowl. He does there you go. No, that was good. Pokeball's nice. They laughed. Sorry. Well Paco's giggling because he's currently eating a pokeball. He does love pokeball. He's like, oh my god, oh my god. That's what he did every night. Squatting.

Smoking a Marlboro in 100 while looking at a newspaper. I get it. Give me that. If we take the side rows, we won't have to pay any tolls. Yeah, we'll right back to you. All right. Tolls. Tolls was the connection? I probably got to give one, you mean it? If we take the side rows, we won't have to pay any tolls. Yeah, we'll write back to you. All right. Tolls.

Tolls was the connection? Ha ha ha. Give it back. Tolstoy, you ever read him? Can I get a napkin, please, one of you fucking sweethearts? Hey, so. I like having all four guys here.

I'm not saying we should fire all the guys, because I actually like all of them individually But how come there's not another podcast that has more than one person. I have an idea We assign each one of them to one of us for them for them for us for them for us I want to do a producer is in Bobby because they look alike Because we're brown Danny's mine you got Suarez I paid you I want the other I'll go Joe Russell, he's a magician. I got Joe, I just called him.

Listen to me, listen to me. But I got Danny. They also, Danny I paid. You get Suarez. No, you get Suarez. You guys make an eight together. They have to be able to sit in for us like they're stunt doubles.

Yeah, Joe, you're in for me. Paco's my stunt double. I'm gonna have to take Mike then. Yeah, Joe and Dan have the same square chins and fucking Joe and Joe. I have a square chin? No, no, I'm sorry. Joe and Dan have the same square chins and fucking Joe and Joe. I have a square chin? No, no, I'm sorry. Joe and Dan have a square chin.

There's two Joes. You suck. Danny and you have the same dork face with no chin. Real quick. You took Danny. Real quick, would you like the producer that you called to just be right next to you so they would have a visual of how close you look? Yes, come next to us. Paco, come here.

Who's going to man the thing if they're all in here? Oh my love come here. This is literally perfect We all look like our personal producers come in here. This is this is This is like when you see the real FBI detective He's doing a card trick he's like Danny and Joe look like fucking autistic retards. This is literally perfect. Look at this! Look at this! We have our own producers that look like us. But why do I? Cause I'm gonna, I'm gonna need a new one in a couple months. It's great. I'll give you Joe. I'll fatten up and I'll take Swarr out. I'm gonna, no you can't. He's gonna be gone.

Meow. I've just never seen a't he's gonna be gone. Yeah. Yeah I've just never seen a show that had more than one Puck was gonna be gone Puck goes gone. So do you think you know, what are you making up? I know maybe a country rock song. No, dude, you get the fuck out of here. You don't want to shit. Can I say you did put a half a Splendid in here, but it's all at the bottom. You're such a cunt.

Maybe you should have stirred. Why don't you leave him alone? Your producer. Is he mine? Yeah, he's your producer. Oh, is it Mike? Yeah. No.

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So suck my dick. Wow, you like a lot of country. I love Johnny Cash Merle I love Jerry Jeff Walker. Who's the guy from double J Jeff Jarrett? Great the guy from him and road dog. Okay in the bandit Reynolds no, I love Chris Kristofferson. No. The guy, the Smokey, the, the, the, the, the, Sally Field. The driver. The truck driver. Jackie Gleason. Christopher Walken. No, the guy who drove the truck. That was me. Who's the guy who drove the truck? I'm in the truck. There you go. Right there. Who's the guy who drove the truck? I'm in the truck. There you go, right there. Jackie Gleason.

No, Jerry Reed. He's a good country guy. Oh, Jerry Reed. I like this. Oh yeah, he's fun. And Smokey the Bandit's song is a great country song. He's boundin' down, holdin' up in truckin'. We're gonna do what they say can't be done.

Oh shit. Uh-huh. Uh-huh is a lot of country. I love that song. Do you guys want to do plugs? Yeah. No. Yeah. No. It's been an hour and 17 minutes. Whoa. All right. We'll do some plugs. Let's do some plugs. Plug it up. Plug it in. Plug it up. When does this come out? Wednesday, right? Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. I love you. God. Now I'm just in the mood to listen to country. Now you started singing that. Bring up the fucking classic. I'm in Montreal Friday. Late show.

A few tickets still available. I think Valentine's Day. I will be in Morris Plains with my wife, the Dojo of comedy. We love that room. Nashville, one of my favorite cities ever. You know, I just know how much I love Nashville. Just getting March 7th and 8th Tempe Arizona buy these tickets in advance this fucking last-minute horseshit city you guys never buy the tickets buy them up March 13th through the 15th Minneapolis April 10th through the 12th those about a lot of those shows gonna sell out they're already selling really well April 19th the Wilbur Theatre yeah I will be in Huntsville

Alabama at levity live February 20th wait they want I think so February 20th through the 22nd then February 28th I will be at the Balboa theater in San Diego March 1st United Theater in Los Angeles, and then March 2nd, I'll be at the Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco. Hey, you, theater, theater, theater. Yeah, and then March 7th or March 8th, I will be at Gilda's Laugh Fest at the Fountain Street Church in Grand Rapids.

It's falling off now. Funny Bone Comedy Club in Richmond, Virginia. That'll be April 4th and 5th. What, the short pump? You don't like that one? No, I was just joking. But, danceodor.com and the podcast odor, and I love you. Got a big tour announcement coming up.

It goes back to theaters, but when you read it, it does read like your agent was like, you know what, I gotta correct this. Let's do some clubs. Well, we're supposed to, we we're, we're doing a big tour, but a lot of the venues were taken at the beginning of the year. So he was like, we can do some of the venues you want. So that also this club dates keep you sharp. Yep. That's how

you get strong. Stay strong. Thanks for letting Joe and I plug. Come see me this weekend. Rumors Winnipeg. No, I look, I know you spent all your money watching Dan last weekend, but Uh... Letting Joe and I plug. Come see me this weekend. Rumors. Winnipeg. No, look, I know you spent all your money watching Dan last weekend, but that's okay. You guys can come in. Guys, thanks for the- I want to see more comedy. Guys, thanks for those money baths.

Thanks for just letting me bathe in your Canadian maple syrup. Look, I'll tell you right now, Thursday's going to be rough, but you know what? Late show Saturday, looking pretty good. Winnipeg this weekend. Wise Guys Salt Lake City coming up February 21st, 22nd. Oh, we're doing Story Wars at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles on the 19th, which is going to be a ton of fun. Bobby Lee, Adam Ray, another special guest.

Then I got South Bend, Indiana, rally North Carolina, Philadelphia on my birthday weekend, San Diego, California. We're doing the Nashville Comedy Festival, Story Wars, Legion of Skanks. Come out to all those. I'll tell you right now, it's going to be a goddamn blast. That Nashville Comedy Festival, very fun. Legion of Skanks. Come out to all those. I'll tell you right now, it's gonna be a goddamn blast. That Nashville Comedy Festival, very fun.

It's gonna be a fun time, bro. Check out all my other podcasts. Louis and Zach Show, The Regs, The Legendary Legion of Skanks. And yeah, make sure you guys subscribe to my email list at lewisofskanks.com. If you guys can take a seat. Let me finish my fucking plugs.

Fucking do it. I was just adding some music. Relax. There was music. There was a deep voice turkey. It was not. I'm not going to be your meat. I'm filled with tryptophan. Hurry up with your fucking 90 hour fucking plug.

So... I'm going to be... Winner pay and see me. Sign up for my mailing list at lewisofskanks.com. You get a bonus podcast, the Lewis Journal podcast every Friday, just me solo talking shit about life. Squiddly diddly diddly diddly. Squiddly diddly diddly diddly.

Go back down, fuckface. Hello. Just me solo talking shit about life. Squiddly diddly diddly diddly. Squiddly diddly diddly diddly. Go back down fuckface. Hello. All right, here we go. City, where is it? It's coming out tomorrow, right? That is good. Dickface, scroll down.

I like when you do that. Who is doing that? I am doing it. Puck up, scroll the fuck down. Do something about it. I'll tell you. The other way. I am a witch doctor. I am creating chaos. I'm with Ron Bennington at the Hard Rock Cafe Times Square. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Seven o'clock show, tickets still available.

City Winery, Bone to Pick Live, 7.30 on Thursday night and then Governors this weekend. Yes. Off the Hook Comedy Club. Ka-ching. If you bought tickets to see just me, you'll be happy. You're the best. I'm the best. I'm the best.

I'm the best. I'm the best. I'm the best. I'm the best. I'm the best. I'm the best. Off the hook comedy club. Ka-ching. If you bought tickets to see just me, you'll be happy. If you bought tickets to see a Pac show. That's a great way to do it. You lie about Louie being at the show for a month

and then you say, oh, he canceled. Bill Burt is like, yeah, I'm gonna be at the improv with Dan Soda. No, I'm not. Punchline comedy? What the punchline? No, just kidding. Is it punchline comedy? No, I forgot that I'm doing the. Yes. Punchline, why would the punchline? No, I'm just kidding. Is it punchline comedy? No, I forgot that I'm doing the-

Yes. Punchline. Why would you flinch like that, you weirdo? Because I was going to duck under it. If you threw that, I saw where it was going. Jesus Christ, dude. You're fucking scary. Bill Cosby is going to be at the punchline shows with Bobby.

If you want to see me and my smoky homeless dog eye with the Bobby and the jokes and the- Oh, Denver Comedy Works. And then punchup.live slash Robert Kelly for all my dates and go to youtube.com at Robert Kelly Comedy. Dude. Dude, here we go. And we're back. Did you guys do ads, right?

Yeah. Oh yeah. So we can chill for a little bit. So we get to rock out of here. Yeah dude, in like fucking 12 minutes we can dip. Timekeeper Dan is back. No you said 945. Timekeeper Dan is back. You said that you went like this you went 12 minutes we can dip. Side-eyed Louis cause you knew it was gonna trigger him. You knew it was gonna trigger him. Man I just spit. What are you gonna do? Timekeeper Dan's back.

What are you gonna do? Tsk, tsk, tsk. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Tsk, tsk, tsk. What's your favorite naughty word for every vowel? What? A vowel, there's a like, like A-E-I-O-U.

Escapade. Sometimes Y like in fly. Escapade. No, that's not a naughty word. It's not a naughty word. Erotic. You. It's not naughty either. What bad word is you?

A uterus maybe? You. You cunt. Ganta. That's not a word, that's two words. Ugly bitch. You ugly. Ugly.

That's not a. Ugly bitch. You G-L-Y. And you ain't got no alibi, you ugly. What, what, you ugly. This is fun now. We're back in. You know what, let's do another.

The last eight minutes are gonna be fun as fuck. Wow, we're friends again. We're gonna wonder why, because what, let's do another. The last eight minutes are gonna be fun as fuck. Wow. We're friends again. We're gonna wonder why because it's after midnight now, so now it's daytime again. Oh! It's not after midnight. It's not after midnight.

It's fucking 940. It's 940, we have two more hours. You, okay, let's go through, come on. Hey, this is my topic. Hey. Asshole. Classic. Asshole's great, ass face.

Ass head. I like ass head the best. Ass hat, ass. What the hell is in my leg? Ass sex. A cock. What is that? A cock? That's your underwear. Cum? Ass head I like ass hat ass hat ass what the hell is in my leg ass sex a cock What is that a cock that's your underwear come? Fuck I bet it's a sock. I bet it's a 30 sock. Oh my god. It is That's his son's I stuff a small sock in him.

Yeah, you know how fucked up that would be if the cops pulled him over and arrested him and they found a little boy's sock in their hands. Oh, you found, oh, you found my trophy. That's all you're going to find of them too. Is there coming there? A lot of people drink up the socks. Joe wants to suck it out. Joe wants to put it in the water.

That's right. What's another A? Anus. Anus is a fun one anus anapolis aorta I'm going to the doctor Thursday I'm scared go to the doctor tomorrow hold my hand will be okay what are you most scared of I'm afraid that I'm gonna have like a high blood pressure I have high blood pressure I went two years ago and I'm going back down. It's gonna be I'm in perfect health

Probably have high blood pressure from all your weight fluctuation. Nope. Yeah stress my doctor It's literally the last time I went to the doctor. He was like you are like in perfect What's he know what are you going up and down and wait is like was he in a mall? I first of all, I've just been in shape for about a year. Sure Right. I was in I'm in crazy shape. You love complimenting yourself. Yeah Sure. Right. I'm in crazy shape. You love complimenting yourself. Yeah.

Okay. I know it, checks out. I'm no Maddie Wiener. It checks out. Oh. She's still mad about it. You should watch yourself. I'm Maddie about it.

You're pretty Maddie about it. That's funny, that was very good. Thanks. No, she's great. I think you would enjoy her. Have you seriously? Have you had her at Skankfest? I think we offered her Skankfest,

you should turn it down. What's a bad word with E? She's doing really well. E. E. What's a bad word with she's doing really? Ebola Ebola Ebola Yeah, but that's bad words fucking Eve Eve evil evil Eat a cock face eat me

Evil eat a cock face eat me Eatly Guys, there's no fuck. What the fuck are we doing right now? We're trying to come up. We're trying to try and either the word Fine fucking Dan topic go enigma Whoa, wow, wow Wow Whoa Wow Wow When you take the wind out of Lewis, it's so satisfying When you take the M out of that word it becomes With the ease gone and the M and the a are gone, dude, it's February yikes What does that mean Bob February? It's a good month. Yeah, see you're the year of the dragon

nice short month Yeah, you're of the boost mobile stuff. Oh Beast what about I skip it over. I hate black people Clip it. Collaborate. I... That would be the clip Paco makes. Clip it. He's like, you guys didn't collaborate on the list? He's probably trying to ruin our lives. He picks these clips, he's like, why don't you collaborate? You go, what are you, I'm not going to put that on my feed. It's like, yeah, that's when I sucked an asshole. He's like, is that a good clip? I got it captioned.

Dude, I loved it. I laughed my fucking ass off by myself all night. Whoa! Ichihara. Uterus. That's your favorite E word? Uterus. Is you.

You the man. Thanks, Joe. I like this, guys. You guys are back to being positive. It is nice. It's better to be friends than enemies. We are friends. No, we were really at each other's throats for a while. Let's do some Coke.

You cheated, man. Thanks for your backup. I did not cheat. Remember Bobby would actually physically assault us on the show? Yeah, he really would throw us in the face. Not you. Never you.

Yeah. Never you. Only you. Why did I let you do that? Why didn't I just beat the shit out of you, never you, never you. Only. Why didn't I just beat the shit out of you? Because you were wrong and you deserved it. That's why. Like a dog that did something wrong.

Because a puppy needs to be trained. Yeah dude, you were wrong and you deserved it. That's why you. You were wrong and there were no ads then. Yeah. I was Wong. Can't stop. Did you eat your whole cookie and brownie? Can't stop. Did you eat your whole cookie?

Yeah, I would stop. No, it's right here. The brownies. Oh no. That was brutal. Look at Suarez is crying. That's still good, he'll still eat it. That was great.

He's like, oh, someone just goes, oh, a bag of brownie. That was my dinner. Oh, brownie crumbs. Oh, cool. Oh, you guys do smash brownies here? Well, I thought that's a thing I just do at home. Who do you guys like to win best picture this year? I hate eagles.

Wait, isn't this Super Bowl Sunday? Yes! Go birds. Eagles. Go Eagles. I want the Eagles to win. I want the other one to win. Why?

Chiefs. Because then it'll bother big guys. Yeah. Fuck the Chiefs. Go Eagles. I don't like the Chiefs either. Fuck them. Fucking cheaters.

How about Shane? He's a big Notre Dame Dame fan Eagles fan. They both go to the championship He's doing arenas like this guy can't miss he's going to the Super Bowl. Of course. He is he's going Bud Light I think he's flipping the coin Play you know much money they make on the commercials for the Super Bowl. Oh, yeah No, there's a topic how expensive is these commercials on the Super Bowl? I did that one with Tony V one year. We did like this weird thing with a... I forget what company it was. It might have been one of the out buds or something. Bud lights, stuff like that. Well, they paid us like fucking $20,000 each just to do this stupid little thing during the... Flew us out.

Shane wouldn't get out of bed for $20,000. Yeah. $20,000. Shane, I'm on fire. I'm down the hallway for $20,000. 20,000. I'm on fire. I'm down the hallway. 20,000. Please pee on me. You don't want to see the chiefs. No one's ever won three in a row. I want to see the chiefs win. History. Fuck the chiefs. Why? Cause they beat your team last year? Twice. Twice. Oh yeah. Boy, since 95, 30 years, the 49ers. Yeah. I know motherfucker. That's how long have they, since they, 30 years, the 49ers. Yeah, I know, motherfucker. How long have they, since they won?

30 years. Last time we won was in 95. Wow, that's a long time. 94 season. Against the Chadgers. Yep, Stan Humphrey and the Chadges. But the 49ers re-signed Robert Salas, so get ready, NFL, we're gonna butt fuck you next year.

San Francisco style. Ah! That's racist. That's gay. That's racist gay. San Francisco style. You're quite the enigma. You still love that. No, I want to see someone win three in a row. That's exciting. Never been happened. History. So the fuck what? They get cheated. The refs give them calls. Did you watch the Houston game? Did you watch the Baltimore game? No, I didn't watch any game. I don't watch

the games. I fucking read them. Yeah, apparently you don't. Because you're like, oh, fucking... Why do you read them? You can watch them. They're on TV. No, I was being sarcastic. I watch them. Are you wearing blush? Is it the light? What is that? Why do your cheeks look red up? Are you Saint Nick? Because I'm...

You look like you're wearing makeup. You look jolly. Why are you jolly, dude? Yeah, you really are. I'm just flirting with you. Why are you flirting with me? You look brugey. Dude, I'll do your show. Don't worry about it. I'm just playing with you.

Yeah, yeah. I'm just gonna try to... Maybe not the next one. Baton Rouge. Great country song. Dude, I'll do your show. Don't worry about it. Yeah, yeah. Maybe not the next one. Baton Rouge, great country song. Yeah, we just... Hello Samantha dear, I hope you're feeling fine. Keep it, take it away. What the fuck was that?

You musical. Till I'm with you all the time, right until then. Call it Baton Rouge. Call it Baton Rouge. Yeah. I know that song. Garth Brooks, I love that. Call it Baton Rouge.

I love that song. That's a great song. Garth Brooks rules. Yeah, I love Garth Brooks. Garth Brooks. Love Garth Brooks. And I love that song. It's a great song. Yeah. Garth Brooks rules. Yeah. I love Garth Brooks. Love. Carry on my way. That's not country. Kansas and it's rock and roll. Get out of here. All right. Whatever. It's and it's piss poor rock and roll. I fuck you. Wayward son. Great song. I didn't say anything about it. I'm talking a fucking thin. He's wearing the Kansas hat. That's true.

Rock a Baca Choco. Rock a talk. Rock Chalk. Jay Hawk. Yeah. Rocking. Fucking poser. What is that have? Rocker, Choco, Baca. It's where the game of basketball. It's an S or Q. That was in Africa. What? Rock. Thanks for us. Dr. James Naismith, University of Kansas. Oh, it's a little cross-coach. Well, Chamberlain went there. Fucked 25,000 women like me. Do you think that's real? I don't think it's real. No. That's a fuck like eight women tonight. Women's women. Yeah. You're talking like him. Yeah. I'd be dappy fucking eight women's and that direct quote. Let's pull up the old Deacon Jones slapping the head video. That's a good song. What is it. You know the Deacon Jones video. Now you can lose that. You That's a great song. Pull up. It's rock and Jones head slap. It's 14 seconds long. We'll all have a good laugh.

My baton Rouge. How'd you have the video of me kicking Lewis so fast and not the Deacon Jones head slap because someone was jerking off to it. You know, Kate Spade is David Spade's sister. Yeah, no, that's true. Kate Spade was dead. Wrong. She's passed away. I swear to God. Hold on, listen up. Wait, who's the people in the corner?

What is that? Give me the real version. They're showing you the version of, you just want to watch him, the player when he talks about. This is 10 minutes. Are you talking about when he hits women? No, this is a reaction video. I don't want the reaction, I want the regular video.

Jesus Christ. Guys, you guys mad again? Joe's mad again. Guys, guys, don't get Joe mad. Let's pack it up. We need a fifth producer. We each need two producers. Dude, we could use another producer each.

Honestly, if one of them was like the bottom chair and one was the back. What about a woman that wears short shorts and cleavage? Something like that. Young. I wear short shorts. Here's your tea, Mr. Joe. Like a 13, 14, you're a veteran of radio.

They don't even listen. I thought it was good. Thanks, dude. Didn't we have a woman with short shorts? It was Kelly, but she was spilling out of them. They were oversized shorts. She grew into them. Talk about a lovely married woman.

Is she married? To who? Guy, girl? Fucking John. Why would I know? Why are you getting fucking mad? Cause maybe some fucking koala fucking. Is it a guy and a girl? You can't do that, you can't be like this,

yeah she's happily married, what's his name? What the fuck would I know? You knew he was married. It was a little fucking aggressive. Didn't he make sense? I just know she's married. It's not that crazy to know his name. Imagine having to wake up every morning

and pretend that her stories are interesting. Jesus Christ. Wow. I'm gonna go take my hour walk. Oh no. Hey, if you found me a scream pillow. I've got a guy in the bathroom and screaming to it. He goes outside and just lets a fucking kangaroo pick him in the head. Just birds flying off a tree.

He's like, I gotta go take my hour walk. I got it. This is a real good story. I'm gonna go wrestle a crocodile instead of talking to you. Hey, there's wombats out there, though. My toilet flushes in reverse. That was good. Good reference, Joe, right?

Good reference, bro. Good job, you little Vegemite. Well. That was fun. That was a good episode. It was good to see you guys, man. I love you guys. Love you guys.

Louis hates it. Louis hates it. Louis has to go home to his son. I hate ending a show. You gotta go home to your son, dude. I'm going. Hurry up. Tell him to turn off the Soul Train.

Yeah. Pick his pants up. Pick your pants up, Baby James. Baby James, pick your pants up. Papa up. Tell him to turn off the soul train. Yeah. Pick his pants up. Pick his pants up, baby James. Baby James, pick his pants up, Papa's coming home. Turn off all the Pam Greer movies you're watching. I can't wait for 15 years. His voice is so deep now. Is it?

Yeah. Yeah. Did you notice it when it went deep? Did he? Like in the past two weeks. He was like. He was laughing and I heard it. He was like, ha ha ha ha ha.

I was like, what the fuck is that, James? I'm so sad. You look at, oh my God, Dad. Ha ha ha ha. Makes me sad. You're hilarious, Dad.

It makes me so sad, because it- You're not my real father, hey. The majority of the time of your life that you've spent with him is past. What? What? Like the totality of all the time

you'll spend with him, most of it's in the past. Wow. What a fucking- Why would you say that? What a Like the totality of all the time you'll spend with him, most of it's in the past. Wow. What a fucking. How would you say that? What a shit thing to say. Hey, why don't you go home and see your boy? Yeah, I was just saying.

Hug him up. But seriously, spend time with him because he's over. I'm gonna go eat a chicken Caesar salad. Downstairs? Oh yeah. I'm gonna get one too. Ooh, a little hot sauce.

I'm gonna go have another chicken breast. I'm gonna get home with some Tony's cherry seasoning. Me too, because I did triceps today. You had your fucking fat little cookie. You didn't have your little fucking cookie. I love you guys. Regs.com, tell your friends about it. Make sure you check us out.

On a website. Make sure you go and check us out. I like to lose. Regs.com. It's reg.org. Guys, regs.edu. Check it out. Dude, Reg University, dude?

A rectile dysfunction. Are we starting regs university? Do regs university t-shirts? Let's go. Oh dude fucking real ass. What happened to our shirts guys? Our merch store is coming up. It's regsmerch.com. Do we owe Jay money for blue j. Okerson? Yeah, blue j. Okerson is great. No. I'm the professor of likeability, real ass 101. Oh, yeah different courses Jio's us money for keeping it relevant the dude you let's go and Fucking what's the cigar lounge called at Skankfest small batch. What's it called? I don't know What's the cigar lounge called at Skankfest?

Enigma my lounge that I created what do they call it the Bobby Kelly? Oh, the dude lounge, you know what it is the dude loud. I don created, what do they call it? The Bobby Kelly. Nope. The Dude Lounge? You know what it is. The Dude Lounge? You say it. I don't know what it is. What?

Damn, that's mad disrespectful. Yeah man. Oh shit. I don't know what this fucking kid's playing. Snap, back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity. I'm getting addicted to cigars I think. Good.

Better than something else. I'm getting addicted. To dick. To penis. To dick. We're done. Hot cock. Bye guys, we love you. Love you, bye. I'm getting addicted. To dick. To penis. To dick. We're done. Hot cock. Bye guys, we love you.

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