Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Malcolm Jamal Warn Her

Episode Date: November 24, 2014

Luis J Gomez guests hosts YKWD along with Yannis Pappas, Mike Lawrence, Casey Balsham, Shannon Heyer, Chris Scopo and Deepu Gill. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Thanks so much and happy holidays from the YKWD podcast and the planet Earth. That was trying to keep it like a comic-head. I have a bunch of guys on it. It's just us sitting down, and sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's intense. It's rubber-killing. You know what? Fuck it. There's no topics, no directions. But I love doing it.

Finish it, I'll go. Side. What the fuck is up motherfuckers? Real Astud, Puerto Rico Vados, like Louis J. Gomez. For real Astud take over the white day in the WD podcast That's right Bobby Kelly's not here. He can't control me. He can't do anything You know what the line? It's way behind me today Motherfuckers and why can't he control you? Because he's not here and you're real ass dude

I'm a real ass dude. Such a dick move to play the theme with his voice in it though. Like really get you pumped Sorry guys, your substitute teachers here. Mrs. Crabtree is not here to teach the curriculum. That's the one I just learned. We've lost 80% of the listeners. It's over. It's over. Look, welcome to White Kid Abiddy.

Who's ready to celebrate Hanukkah instead of Christmas. Yeah Look, we got a huge show today. We had a fucking we had a full house two cancellations on the show and this is how full it is still That's a scopo really went hard on today's show, which I appreciate I got Bobby's all filming a TV show Being a fucking international superstar by the way guys This is probably gonna end up just being the show as soon as April hits and the show comes out and Bobby is too big for the show now. Joe list is about to be too big for the show. It's me and you. It's me and you.

It's the last podcast. I'm still here too. My career's not going that great. Huge show today. I'm vulnerable to be appearances. In the co-host seat, we got a very good friend of the show, regular here on the YKWD podcast. Let's be Yana's himself.

Yana's poppin' up. Yana's poppin' up. He's poppin' up. Guys, what the button is? After you introduce everybody, also introduce Ebola, which is obviously here as well. Everybody's sick. Everyone, no, there's only two of us sick.

Me and our second guest of the day first time on the show I'm known this girl for months now Super fucking you made it sound like you fucking newer for 10 years Nobody knows her the fact that I know her at all is pretty impressive Okay, we did have the musical together. She's a great comic from LA Casey Bolsham. Thanks guys Give her some love Great, so that mean case you're both sick right now. Yeah.

Here's what's funny about Casey, like during the musical, like me and Casey, we're very flirty. It's true. We were very, you could say it publicly, your boyfriend doesn't care. He's not listening to the show, okay? He probably is. We're very straining with each other. I'm not used to men and women fluttering during a musical, you know?

That's the first. And that was the only girl in the movie. In the comedy world. It's so funny because we're so close during the musical. But then as soon as the musical is over, I see a comedy, I won't even make eye contact with it. No, we're leaving town. I like Casey Kena.

Don't even fucking talk to me in front of people. Casey Boschem, you're very happy to have you on the show. Your voice sounds like shit, but I like it. It's very sexy. You can be the first Puerto Racon to play a Porter Reacon in West Side Story. You realize it? It has to be all in there.

And you know who that is. Always spit and fire. We got to give Lauren to zone fucking YKWD name. Because Joe Liss has, Joe Liss has the truth. Dan Sotar's monster voice. I'm the realist who Porter Reacon rattles take Joan Jett of Comedy. I think grenade launcher. I have a I love it. The grenade launcher grenade launcher. The grenade launcher. I'm giving him fucking name

He's any more names Mike Lawrence. No, it's my Lawrence. Oh the grenade. Oh, yeah, I think it loses the grenade Just tune in to the buy listening a little bit a little bit. Yeah, I tuned out for a while And if that midnight appearance next month, and I'm still too small to keep doing this. So, there you go. I'm not big enough. I don't even do it with Bobby's here. That's how humble I am. This is what a fucking insecure nerd, Mike Lawrence, is.

That was four minutes ago, and he's been sitting on that for the last four minutes. I made jives about you being a musical. You're two big. I did other things. Fine, Lawrence, you're too big for the show, okay? Are you feeling better now? Michael Lawrence is pretty well-behaved.

I just lost my job hosting a talk show in Miami, and I'm just back here with my music guys. I'm really sad. That's my- It wasn't the city we'll spend a thing about, and I'm really sad. That was a good one. I'm glad my hometown just chewed you up and sped you. I'm back. Also, on today's show, I'm glad my hometown just chewed you up and spat you

Also also on today's show I'm really pumped about this obviously we have Chris gopos here No, no need for an introduction scope. Thank you. Yeah, but I'm telling you right now. I'm crushing you with the The competition was eight months ago No, eight months ago you said it's an ongoing competition in life every four months he changes it He's not ready. He goes no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I went. Mo will do my asses, ridiculous. I have your own. It's so nice. You used to be fat too. No, he just got a big, more body. He's got a great, big fat fucking chunky ass. It's awesome. Also in studio, my personal assistant,

not my personal assistant, my personal intern today, the lovely Shannon Lee Hare. Shannon Lee Hare, guys. It's a higher. Whatever. Whatever. Just fucking, the fact that I had that much, you should be pretty appreciative, Shannon.

Okay, the fact that I didn't say fucking tits over here, on the catch next to me. All right, Shannon, I'm kidding. You're wonderful and I'm glad you're here today because I asked you to come in specifically because Deepu is the intern for the show. So he's gonna be running a lot of shit during the show. Technical coordinator.

Technical coordinator, well, who's the intern then? There's no intern. Shannon's the intern then today. Wait Chris. Chris is a fill in intern. Chris, did you get outsourced? Pretty much. Yeah, basically. Yeah. Yeah. He's just a guy in the mic. Deepu was willing to do it for less than three. Deepu's in right.

Deepu's coming in right coming in right coming in hot today So Shannon you lost out to Deepu in the competition to be well It wasn't really I mean if she could have got off work. She would have won here Here's the thing if you guys weren't here, but he's in the fucking room. I haven't been here No, wow. This is like a whole cast change for me. I don't know what's going on I don't know who anybody we had a whole intern competition and Deepu and Shannon were very close for to see who got the position. Mm-hmm. Deepu, he ended up getting it because he has a lot of technical skills. He's got the greatest name in the world.

It's like watching four houses sing the baby, Twins. We didn't need that. Deepo. He has a lot of technical skills. He's very talented when it comes to like the technical proficiency of a running on podcast. You stream all that shit. Shannon, she's just gorgeous and we want her to be her to be around. And I will tell you right now, there's zero chance that Deepo would be sitting here right

now with his fucking hairy face. If Shannon could be at the podcast anytime before 6 p.m. On any given day. She was literally calling technical support was like I That's what we got deep who Shannon how did Shannon Shannon she runs her own podcast right Shannon? Yes, I remember on podcast But I'm also just a comedy fan in general. I listen to every podcast. There is and so when I heard they were auditioning for interns Yeah, I came and tried to show it up and they all started salivating. Oh my god. Yeah, let's find a place for

There's no seats, but we're something out very close to just changing the show and doing it every night on Tuesday Ten o'clock. I mean, I swear to God if they would have done that. I would have been totally cool with it I don't understand why I'm like I'm so so close to Deepu right now for Noorie. Look how fucking hairy his arms are. It's ridiculous, dude. Here's the vagal problem. The wing's kinda hairy. I wish he would have killed himself

in the rubber wing. And we can have Shannon here every week. How cool would that be? Deepu doesn't steal jokes. Yeah, that's true. You don't know him. Shannon, I did, you brought us Weed Lollipop to eat after the show, which is pretty awesome.

I did, you're welcome. I just realized I shouldn't have just announced that. Maybe that's a problem for you. Shannon's a drug dealer, guys. So if you're a couple of... Two kids, apparently. Lewis is the only person that eats lollipops. You know, everyone else soaked them, but I'm a man. Yeah, really? Do you take lollipops? I bite them like I bite in the life.

I also brought you a banana to eat during the show. Yeah, a real high point. I also watch you a banana eat during the show Yeah, you might be hungry. You need potassium. So totally cool. So yeah Listen, we're gonna have an amazing show that should be it that should be a segment where we watch her eat a banana It's a banana flavor banana. It's not that special But I love it we can do that deep who can do that Yeah see just chimed in with a funny joke, but she's sick So she and her microphone is to her She has her microphone to her throat like she's trying to do like a fucking like a techno beat like can you please

Speaking of the microphone. I'm okay. Can you never is this like this? Yeah, that's better. You gotta eat the microphone I feel I don't want to like like make out with it because I feel bad because then somebody else is gonna come in the They're gonna throw that out after you die. I don't Listen me this is a very rich podcast. We actually melt all the microphones down after every show and donate the mills Where's that bomb? I'm glad that's on there still The pictures of the podcast behind you. They're all sick. You're fine Just leave that on your mic and just adjust it like Rodding Dangerfield used to do with the tie. I tell you.

Where is fucking soda? Alright, so look tonight listen me, it's kind of a crazy time in comedy. I obviously have to talk about fucking Bill Cosby and what genius he is. To be getting away with it for that long. Come on, give credit where credits do it. Are we talking about Cosby mysteries? Listen me, this, if you haven't been watching the news, Bill Cosby. If you haven't been reading Facebook.

It's not on the news. Twitter and Facebook. If you don't have a thousand and nine mutual friends with the committee. It's so funny because comics now it's a weird time because usually we love to get behind comics no matter what but with 14 allegations of women women 15 15 now he rounded up. He ran it up. Dennis Dickinson. Who's a crap batshit crazy anyway. She said that he like raped her like a captain

and Tom or something. I got a friend. I got a friend when we were little his cousin was a model and she back then Told us about it that he was like it tried to grow burn stuff wait Janice Dickinson no, no my friends cousin It was a model like 20 years ago. We were little kids and I was talking to an older comment a lot of time out Yannis pretending that he was a little kid 20 years ago It was it was one of his characters It was it was one of his characters. It was it was L.I. L. Apostrophe.

You were 19 20 years ago. You fucking ancient asshole. I was in that old. I mean, you were I was at you 33. You're perfect. I'll take it. You were on your second time being a senior. I did do five years in high school. Did you really? Yeah. I'm a security 36.

Perfect. I'll take it. You did five years in high school. I did five years. You're a smart guy. That's interesting to me Yeah, I was I was a real you know, I was a miss fit. You were a fucking little wigger. Yeah, yeah, so I I one year I had a point 67 GPA, which is a D minus solid and I just just they decided to redo the year what year is that that was my freshman year Wasn't quite ready for high school yet. That's kind of what happened in your comedy career too. Like you just re-did the first 10 years. Pretty good. I'm just taking a long time.

That's the path Lewis is taking. We're never telling jokes, not being real-might. I'm sorry. I'm the fucker. The money's in musicals. Off, off Broadway musicals all on tape why is that never courting hit hit that yellow circle but right there

well we're still going podcast not going the whole time now we're recording two things right now what would say Jesus Christ I'm saying we're going fine we're're going fine. What do I have record again? No, I mean, what do I do? You just started over again? You want to start the whole show over again. There's no point. There's no point.

Let's keep going. What is it recording? Yeah, it's recording. He records on multiple sources. Yeah, we're going nice cast and we're going YouTube. So we got it. So what's one's that? That's Garage Band.

That's just a separate one. Do you want it to go from here anyway? I'm not familiar with that thing. We can just keep going from here. Yeah go from there anyway, dude It's fine. He has it this are we still on air right now. Yeah, this is great I hope you guys enjoyed this at home. This is why no this is the difference between us and other shows We're unprofessional right? Go scobo this why I told you you got to fucking watch this thing dude

You hit the fucking button at two minutes in what did it? What but you you had to get your fucking a rattle to shake it and then you hit a button. I didn't hit a button. Yes, you did. You're right. You want to go back and fucking check it now Bob. I had a button. How would I be calling me? Hold on. I want to answer it. Are you fucking? Yeah. He's gonna kill me Jesus. Uh-uh. Speaker Bobby. Speaker phone. Yeah, Speaker. What's up, dude? What are you doing? Fucking scope. I'll do it. I don't know, man. This kid.

I can't hear me. You're the final. He, you hit a fucking button. I, scope, you say hit a button again. I swam out. You hit the fucking button on the side up in front of people. No, you're not.

I'm gonna beat you up. You're not afraid. Can we watch Shad and eat the banana first? Yeah. All right, Bobby, can I ask a question real quick? Because I know there's no eating in the studio, but I did buy Shannon a banana to eat. And I feel like there's no way she's

going to make a mess with it. Yeah, of course, you don't need one bite anyways. She's going to swallow it like a night quilt. She's going to swallow a gauby. Yeah, she's going to swallow a banana. And wrong as she says says my name was you. Yeah, we, the, the recording on the whatever fucked up, but we have nice cats and we have you to we're good.

Let me talk to scope up scope up here. Oh boy. God damn it. How do we get in trouble four minutes into the flood? What's up, Bobby? Why did you give him the phone because he was hosting the show so i figured it would be good for the host to have it and you're on speaker for me to all hear you still

yeah the button was it was no what he did was he had to get his little fucking rattle shake it and when he when he got the fucking rattle he hit the button on the side and it hit that button now cause the garage man is not real as dude do a real as things real as the show take the rattle real as the rattle no fucking throw it down the steps I swear to god just that rattle is doing all the heavy lifting I had sucked 50s the fucking looing the guy who showed is I brought a

screeching haul to a really good podcast I apologize no you did, you did. This is great. I love you calling it. Please chime in at any time. Are you and what do you know if a Thanksgiving was I'm going to say and lowest? Oh, yeah, I was just going to sad. You have a family now, right? For the holidays. Well, my my chicks got a family for all that's good enough. That's like, you know, by proxy. Yeah, and they come really good food So I can't wait I'm gonna go for this is it war's gonna be fans of the show like no you shouldn't have turned it off Bobby called in 15 minutes in during your technical difficulty And it was mediocre Yeah, Bobby Bobby saved the technical difficulty segment. I'm gonna be a so um

All right, fuck we're good. We're gonna. Yeah, we're going all. I just want to see a sitcom where a Puerto Rican and Indian figure out how computers work really. You mean just Indian? I like it. I like it. I like it. That was good. Bill Cosby in the fucking past two weeks.

Bill Cosby caused that technical difficulty, so we wouldn't talk about it. Dude, he has gone from being a living legend in comedy. Be like the oldest living legend, or the fucking, I mean, there's nobody else, dude. Well, now he is just a rapist. Yeah, he's a rapist. He's just a legend of different people. And it kinda makes me sad a little bit,

like he had a great legacy, and he will probably die now just being a rapist, but also don't fucking her. Oh, fuck him. I know, but I'm not fucking. Yeah, fuck him, yeah. For those parts of me that are like that feel sad Fuck him without his consent

Yeah I mean I'm with that part I think it's the patterns of the sweaters that hypnotize you and slowly low you into a sense of comfort It's a fat and a roof and all The combo of it too Yeah It's kind of crazy though that like

we usually comics when there's anything that goes against a comic We all kind of band together and we go like fuck this dude, you know no matter We always give comics that benefit of the doubt with what they say not with their It's not a hard to defend a fucking rapist. I mean rapist dude. Yeah, here's the here's a thing too He's the one guy. We know we're not gonna open for like he's like bar none Causes him gonna call any of us and be like, do a state college tomorrow. You know, we're gonna be fucking fine.

Yeah, because if that was the point, we'd be like, I don't know, if he did it. I mean, is this sure? Is everyone just sucking up the Hannibal? Is that what's happening right now? I really wanna do the knitting factor. I was there. Do you know, I opened for him, Philip?

You were there at the rapings? At the night that he told a joke that set this off. Really? Isn't it funny that someone filming a set ruined a comedian's career? Crazy. I think it's actually poetic justice that an edgy joke is what took down Bill Cosby,

the thing he had the biggest problem with. Yeah. It wasn't, it wasn't, was it a joke or was he just riffing? No, it was a joke. No, it's a joke that he's been doing for multiple months. He's been doing it for a long time.

He's been working on it for as like part of something like Amy Who's telling me that she's seen him like working on that bit and this which is but what when you say Amy It sounds like you're saying Amy Schumer To the world of comedy is not Amy Hawthorne. Yeah, she's Yeah, dude. I was hanging out with Colin I was hanging out with rock the other night. Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry. Jordan rock, Jordan rock. Guys, guys, enough about raping comedians. Let's go back to the raping comedians. Oh, man. So, look, dude, it's kind of crazy, though, that the face of comedy history has now changed. And that's, I think, when you say you get sad. He is the biggest living legend in California. Of course, yeah, there's no one bigger than you know look fuck cause be yes

But it is a weird feeling. It's almost like and I'm uneven like I was never even a huge cosby fan And I'm not just saying that because he fucking came out as a rapist now But it's true. I was never like I never thought it was crazy funny But in a weird way it feels like your godfather was fucking outed for being a rapist It feels like there's just in the comedy community especially we have these connections like immediately if you find out this next Dude does comedy for some reason you have this little bond even if you don't like it dude Ladies, we don't even get many heroes that live the 77 yeah, you know A lot of the ones that you love fucking die young or when was the last

Rage doesn't take you rape doesn't take you out like drug abuse no No, no, it was aware on you. When was the last time he raped somebody? It was in the 2000s still. I think it was like early 2000s. I heard a thing from an older comic that was the funniest thing that he was saying to me yesterday. He's like, he raped so much that he had people on his staff

that had to stop him from raping things. Like literally, there's like no Mr. Cosby. No, she doesn't want it. You know, like that's how out of control it was. Like, I think the sad thing is, is that we're in a culture now where we destroy heroes. Whether, I think he deserves it, whether they deserve it or not, you just have a world with less heroes and then it's a more cynical shitty world. Like, I mean, I'm not disappointed at Cosby, I'm disappointed that that's the world we live

in. That we can find out anything and just take down anybody we want. I mean, I think not disappointed in Cosby. I'm disappointed that that's the world we live in. That we can find out anything and just take down anybody we want. I mean, I think it's good sometimes. I mean, this is a righteous thing. And the crux of Hannibal's bit is also fuck you for telling black people how to behave when you're a horrible person. That's, it wasn't just him trying to bury this guy. There was a point to his bit that... What was that thing? There was another fucking somebody wrote a blog and they called Hannibal What's the fuck they were like that? They literally just transcribed his album. Yeah, that's when yeah, that's when the jackals come in You know the jackals trying to make a name for themselves just trying to find some they sit on Hannibal They try to say he had some jokes that

Contributed to rape culture. You know it contributes to rape culture rape not jokes So fucking and if Cosby doesn't prove that I don't know who will the cleanest fucking comedian this is the second squeaky clean comedian who turned out to actually be a rapist who was the first one yeah Vince champ serial rapist convicted doing a life-sense people don't even know about Vince champ squeaky clean comedian used to give other comedians shit for curs... was touring the country and raping women uh... based on his uh... college schedule so the rapes were happening

and accordance with his college touring schedule there was another guy at a enrichment was that the couple months ago he's a little filthier but yeah well here's this guy he's a road guy i'm gonna have deep look at it because i don't know that it's necessarily him That was a mini at the house of comedy. Yeah, he apparently Drunk a way to tell me yeah, but here's one of the funny part if this is the same guy He was exonerated. Yeah, well, I think it came out that he didn't actually do it the chick was just lying

Yeah, I think that well, I think the details were like they went back to the house It got kind of hot and heavy. They were both drunk Yeah, you know, and like he was a little aggressive and you know Well, that's the thing you know, but there was no there was no fulfillment of the act. Nobody got raped this guy lost Like I think it was like 30 dates. I think his agency dropped in like it doesn't matter once you are convicted in the court of public opinion That is front page news and then it becomes 10th page news when you find out that you aren't oh, yeah It's the same thing with the Duke lacrosse guy. No, the same thing with the magician. Uh, who's the fucking famous magician? Steven Bargazzi needs father Real rapist my dad did thing Have you ever been yelled at by a client?

They get out I'm rapin. It's awkward his final trick was making a homin disappear Which son do you still need me to look up at a Richmond? I guess don't what's going on in the chaperum right now. No, just sit there and don't work Fuck deep poo you should bring we need you here for your comedy any any I'm working that I'm working like shallow poo am I right? Oh, that's the David Copperfield. That's the guy. David Copperfield was accused of rape.

That's because it's named like Copperfield. That's a David Copperfield. That would be a Hollywood like. And then he only rapes women to the song, Abracadabra by Steve Miller. And while they're levitate. I want to reach out and grab you. You know, it's the song.

It's not me. But it's it. Now, look, can I ask you, can you separate the legend that is because somebody I forget who posted this tweet or was a Facebook post, but it was a great, it was a great thing. And it kind of made you think he was like, did I watch Cosby on stage for two and a half hours a year ago? Oh, I saw that post.

And he was like, I've never seen any live performance like that ever again. I never will again. You mean how good it was? Yeah, how good it was. Evan Davis posted that. Was it Evan Davis? Yeah, and then he was like, and he's a serial rapist. He was like, those are two exclusively separate thoughts. I had friends who went to see him this year and said it was one of the worst things I've ever seen. Maybe that's because he's all distracted from me. Just lined up young girls on a stage. I never got the cops to do that everywhere. It was a real mess. Yeah, I never really got it.

Yeah, I mean, the thing is, it's like first black man to be the lead in a TV drama. Like you can't take that away from that. That's huge. That's fucking, I spy like 66, 67. Like his contributions will be his contributions, but they will be forgotten because yeah, that is a horrible thing Well, what about what's his name the uh, who's the one director of run blansky, right? Yeah, yeah, he's like he admitted to was he

In the country is convicted but people will still work with that motherfucker He will make people will still work with them. He has to make his movies overseas people still will People will still nominate him for awards. Yeah, I mean some well and some and some more there were people when people sat and some people like yeah there were some that sat and you know that was their protest do you know Roman Plansky doesn't direct Bill Cosby's final special I think it's a real miss opportunity we've been wanting to work together for a long time I mean Woody Allen is obviously a case you know I don't think I don't buy the way Allen. Yeah. I don't think he did it. And everyone always miss doesn't

understand the the actual reality that that she is not his stepdaughter. She was never his stepdaughter. Well, no, but then his actual real daughter. She is not Dylan Farrow. Yeah, the real. No, Dylan Farrow. Yeah, it was his stepdaughter, but that story is suspected. Dude, I'm a man. I dated some crazy bitches in my life Okay, so that they've made up some crazy shit about me. I think me a Farrow fucking implanted thoughts in her daughter's head Yeah, too fucking yeah, I think that that bitch is an evil person There have been there by the way if you read into the case There's so much evidence that points to that, that it's like, dude, I'm sorry, man, they threw it out specifically

because of that. Yeah, and if you look at the actual story, there was a bunch of people in the house. This was after it had been known that he had started an affair with Suni. He goes with a bunch of people in the house, he goes up to the attic, takes her, fondles her a little bit, and then they come back to, I mean, that's a weird thing. Yeah, with that look, you cannot be a molester. It'd be too perfect. Okay.

But here's where it becomes. Here's where it becomes tough. Because you know, there are people defending Cosby now. It's defending Cosby. There's there. I haven't seen a single person to get Cosby. Yeah. Yeah.

That's the moon. Well, she said, she said, yeah, she didn't write me. Yeah, I just spelled the room. No, but the thing is, is that what happens is when there are people who have, you can even look in that Hannibal article. There's some people leave them alone and all that. There's some people who, you know, when the article first broke about Hannibal set, who were like, Cosby's better than Hannibal and that's why it didn't happen.

Like, which is fucking dumb logic. That's what it's ordered. Yeah, but that's how people think sometimes. But the thing is, it's a lot harder to discredit the women themselves when they come forth. Can some of them be bad? Should crazy. Can some of them be lying? Yeah, but that's a lot shakier ground to tell them.

I had almost a problem though and it's like in any other type of crime in the world, you have to come forward and you have to say, hey, this is my problem, this is what happens. And you can be questioned for it. I remember Dave Smith, when he talked about this plenty of times, when he got mugged, the cops questioned, he was like, what were you doing in that neighborhood? What were you trying to buy drugs?

And he felt like, well, what the fuck did I got robbed right now? But on a whole other level, if you're a woman who's been sexually assaulted, it's such a sensitive thing, and I get it, you know, but it's kind of, I, it almost kind of like sucks in that case, that like immediately Woody Allen is now a dude that fucking molested this little girl, and people just automatically peg him that, even though when you look into it all the evidence points of the contrary, with Bill Cosby, there's no way this many people have come forward and said it happened and it didn't happen that's crazy.

I mean yeah, I mean we yeah fits it's 15 is the minimum we're at the minimum right now you know there's a bunch of other ones. I was 14 netflix was like we'll keep show for two. Whoa. Whoa. Somebody's something was out. They rounded up, but that's it. That's it. It's gonna be something said too about this idea

of these corporations. Like when they pull something, there's nothing moralistic about it. There's nothing heroic about it. They do it way fucking after it is a story. It's a money thing. They're saving their asses, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I get it. I mean, it's like the aflux thing with Gilbert Gottfried, they wanted to expand into Asian markets. They're like, well, we pay this guy this much and we get this much from them. We're choosing you. Yeah, by the way, I get it. The business decision, I completely get it.

That's the same thing that they did to cover up all this stuff, because he was making so many people so many money. I mean, he's not the, this has been going on for a long time and it's been getting dealt with. And that's what, that's what Janis Dickinson, she went on put it in her book,

and her lawyers were like, no, his lawyers are so much bigger than ours, they'll crush you. Yeah. Don't do it. Okay, so we're just gonna say, like who, like you were saying they pull it and all that stuff? Cause yeah, everybody's losing money

when you stop running Cosby Show, rerunces like that, but they already put seventh heaven back on the air. That guy was a cute, or like admitted to like Flashing Who knows they yeah, they they they brought it back. Yeah, fucking remember dog the bounty hunter Remember what dog the bounty hunter said dude job then where right dude?

He went hard he was like he was like I'm not just saying she's a nigger. I'm not he's like I'm saying she's a nigger I'm gonna think she's like a scum sucking piece of shit bottom of the barrel nigger. I'm saying she's a nigger. I'm gonna think she's like a scum sucking piece of shit Bottom of the barrel nigger. I'm just saying nigger. Yeah, but whoever looked at that dude and didn't think that that's the way he talked Yeah, I respected you more dog I want to know what shenan thinks about this with her eating a banana. Can you show us more shenan is freezing over here Which is not allowed to fucking show us visually how you think about this by eating a banana Let's go bad dog We would have to heat on if Shannon wasn't here. I just want to get those nips. Oh

Where what you want that's a cosby moon, but you're fucking jack and hunts Sheddy what do you think about all this? And what specifically, what part? Well, the whole coffee fan? Because you're a big comedy fan, right? I'm a big comedy fan. I've never sat down and laughed hysterically at one of his specials. Right.

But I feel like sometimes the two can kind of be separated. Kind of like the Chick-fil-A thing. If I love Chick-fil-A, I'm still gonna go and eat at Chick-fil-A, regardless of like what their moral stance is. I feel like they're two complete different things. Yeah. You can't judge, like when entertainment is involved, you can't just, you're not gonna be looking through at someone's entire, I hate that everybody just started over. You just start over. Yeah, just start over. I agree. There's a difference between the homophobic owners of Chick-fil-A and the homophobic cashiers

that Chick-fil-A. So what you're saying is like people should not stop enjoying the mediocre comedy of the Cosby Show, just because Cosby himself and his private life. Well, here's the thing that's fucking crazy. Are we hypocrites because you go, like you look at this piece of art and you're pretty, forget Cosby, just say it's a piece of art in general.

You look at it, you love it, you say it's the best. And then you find out that there's some moral shit that this guy didn't his personal life. And then he go, oh, why don't appreciate that art sucks. So there's some sort of popular thing, Michael Jackson. So can you not appreciate? Right, I love Michael Jackson. I love Michael Jackson.

You're right, you can separate. Yeah, he was so talented. It's two different things. It's two different things. One's the who Cosby's pretending to be, and he was good at that, and he was a comedic timing. But anything, it's more impressive.

Yeah, it's that. Because it was a character. All those years. Yeah, right. Yeah, the fight's so hard to be clean. Yeah, he's a sociopath, for sure. Yeah. Well, by the way,

somebody mentioned that the other day, people keep on bringing up the fact that he's a clean comic and he had this dirty look dude He was running a business, you know in the business of Bill Cosby's being a squeaky clean fucking comic dude And that's who he is and that's what he was talking to when you start giving other people shit He pulled Eddie Murphy aside He was one of Eddie Murphy's biggest bitch. Yeah, he pulled him aside and fucking gave everybody shit when you're going out and making these You know going on these harangs From your soapbox about how the community is fucking needs to stop talking like this are doing this and meanwhile you're sitting on some mansion

Living in a white neighborhood with fucking millions of dollars and raping chicks. Don't you go fuck yourself It's always the people that are doing that that say that. It's like you know It's usually like hope you have say it's like in a relationship like a There is a certain that we get You know finding out the Republican senators gay, like that is like a great fucking feeling. Yeah, because it is a fuck you. But because it's usually when you're,

it's like when you're so, when someone's so squeaky clean and they're bothering other people, you're like, why, why are you so concerned? Why are you so tidy? Why, what are you hiding? Like why, you know, why are you trying to clean my closet? Whenever someone's trying to clean uh... somebody else's

closet is usually subconscious because their closet is full of that's also their comics who are putting it all out there who are risking their careers in their lives there there was a lennie bruce who got fucking arrested there were people who got their sets banned and shit like that who you know because of what they believed in and convictions and feelings and it's like. That's the irony of it. You know, that's the real irony of it. Is Lennie Bruce was arrested and harassed by that.

For what he said on stage. What he said on stage and Bill Cosby was at drugging chicks and raping their unconscious bodies. Talking about K. I talked to my chick about this actually. She said, and it's so weird to me, because Beatrice is such a feminist. And I was like, she was like, it's so weird to me because Beatrice is such a feminist and

I was like She was like it's so crazy like you know, only one of these women really like stuck to it because I was a gay paid everyone else off I was like I was like could you be paid off in that case she was like yeah Yeah, it wasn't only one woman that stuck to it though There was like 13 that were willing to testify at the woman who in 2005 who settled with it Why didn't any of this come out? Well, let me make this one. I'm gonna I've heard of anonymously test the fight. No money no money involved and Statues of limitations criminally have said she she said for a million dollars. She would just let it go away

She was like look, you know, because you're not gonna bring them down anyway Who's gonna believe Stephen Hawks? One person. Yeah, was cliff cliff. Hufflepuff was fucking raping. Hey, don't rape his name. Big fan of the Cosby Show. I just want to take this time to say that Cosby Show, Malcolm Jamal Warner was one of the worst comedic actors I've ever seen. What about Rote?

What is it? It was horrible. Every time it was jarringly bad. Let me, let me say it. I want that to come out as well. For all of us to finally admit that, but we don't even know how. He just sounded like he was reading every go watch how bad he was I don't know why I'm attacked

One of the good guys on the show But didn't marry with three kids Better Have you lived don't take that little speech against Malcolm Jamal Warner about what a shame actor is, and put that audio over you doing Marisa, just actively fucking shaking your head like a fucking... Now you just told him to do it, now they're gonna do it.

But what he couldn't do was Malcolm Jamal warn her about this house. Oh! Oh! My God! That's great. This is like, jammer. I see, like, in 2005, and this may be something crazy, Oh my God! Oh my God! That's great. This is legendary. I see, like, in 2005, and this may be something crazy,

I feel like, also, when that alley is... 2005, Janus was 36. Okay, okay, good facts. But I feel like something also happened with one of his kids, like, his kid got sick or died. A 36-year-old Janus Papa went into a workshop and comedy history was Let's be

Politics and shit you can't do without so I know we need so I really need so different this one. Yeah, no more So what we said about his son and his no I was saying some I think that the reason why he was in 2005 like why like nobody followed up is I think there was something else going on with him at that point Like at that time he's got his son got murdered. That wasn't the 90s though The night of sun got murry's like man, I need to read four people Didn't have a baby That was in the 90s though. I think of the night of sun godmer. He's like man I need to read four people. Didn't have a baby. He had a child with a woman like that came out two years ago. God bill calls He really is a shit. Derr bag. Well, here's here's the thing too. This is the great thing about modern media, you know, and comics we shit on blogs and all that and I'm on pro blog

I think I think they're valid and this is one of those cases where they are because bloggers are the one group of people You can't buy off because they have nothing you know journalist newspapers if they report something the people You know with money can be like look this is gonna hurt. I don't think I don't think anybody is against, I'm not against bloggers. I think people are against people trying to take comedians down for their words. And I think that is like a very specific thing. And if that's what you're doing with your blog, you can go fuck yourself.

This is how we, I think bloggers are bullies. But they're just using their word. You get these, yeah, but why try to take food out of somebody's mouth? I don't understand that. Nobody by somebody telling a joke, you're not trying to hurt or attack anybody. You're trying to figure out how to make people happy.

And we want this to be an art and it deserves to be criticized. There are no it's just because there's be criticized. Nobody should have their job taken away from them because they're trying to figure out how to throw it. But it's someone wrote a book review instead of book was too obscene you think that that's

Different yeah, I don't think there's I don't think there's categorical answers here I think it depends on the country on the new one Yeah, you know this is was a comedy story recently right the the woman who saw Dave Chappelle at meltdown And what is upset about jokes? He did about transgendered people right and so many comics I call them freaks of nature So many comics like hey, that's not right You need to take that mark. Don't say that Lewis. I'm going to take your rattlesnake from you They found out about your shit, but nothing

But no, but no the thing is but like that woman who wrote that article she was in the audience She didn't heckle she felt upset about something she went home and she wrote about it She's not a bully though. She's not a bully because no, but a lot of comics who fucking posted her article was like look at this fucking bitch Look at this trendy hard. I think we we should be that Gart she honestly I'm gonna be honest with you if she is going to be sensitive about words that a On a showcase we have seven or eight or nine different comics doing fucking brand new jokes that they're trying to work out She shouldn't be there if you're sensitive about any fucking shit enjoyed seven out of the eight comics It's uncomfortable with one comment. She if you are that's bullshit Going to see those seven guys those other seven guys had headline for an hour because when you go into a showcase show

New York City LA you are making a contract saying hey, dude I'm gonna see a lot of different types of people. I think they should put a big fucking sign in every door Hey, you're not gonna like some of these people deal with it You're not right not to like that's the worst thing and then the reason about it Mike The reason I don't have a problem with her blogging about that is because Dave Shepelle is way bigger than any blog that she's gonna ever be on but for somebody to go and attack somebody like Sam Morrell who at the time had I think 22 under Twitter followers. You're being a fucking bullied well cheap But you know what she has that right too, but then she also has the right to be proven wrong and then at this point

It should be seen that that that's proven wrong Anyone should have the right to say whatever they want You'll always have people trying to capitalize on something to make it And everyone has a forum so we have a forum to Interjects we rejoined she rejoins we rejoined and people use their fucking logic and common sense I'm not talking about Believe or whatever or be changed or whatever People say Believe what they're gonna believe I believe they're gonna believe or whatever or be changed or whatever I'm not talking about listen But what people say for it freedom of speech, but don't fucking blog about me. I'm not on something

I'm not talking about freedom of speech and I'm not talking about rights It's not a legal issue known. He's being arrested for their words or their blogs I'm talking about that person who's trying to get somebody fired from their job as a comedian for trying to work out a joke Is a fucking dick and a con and if that is your thing and if you're gonna be sensitive less any subject I take an account he respects Transition people If you're going to if you're gonna have that attitude don't go into a comedy club not a showcase or going to a comedy club And block about it whatever it is. I mean if a if a blogger can ruin your career

Then you know, maybe maybe your career is not that strong Look at Ari Ari should fear that you know, he had people calling The stand over and luckily the guys at the stand They fucking they dig that type of comedy, but dude if it was another club in the Midwest Ari has lost work specifically because people look at Work because of it. Yeah, I've had people be upset by shit. I've had complete I've had stuff from You don't think that you have the right to figure out your jokes, you do, but we can't like we talk about Ari

You're using that as an example, but people have the right to feel uncomfortable Yeah, and you can't define edgy jokes out of existence. They're edgy for a reason They're gonna ruffle some people's feathers and sometimes that's what they're intended to do if it's if it's the Uninlightened people if if you who are getting Who are getting offended or whatever and don't get the irony then that was the intention That's what makes it an edgy joke. We can't just we can't just hope that everyone's on board because then it wouldn't be an edgy Joe I think we're like are you new you tell me are you didn't know when he did that shit that there was gonna be some people who Were upset when he's rolling around and KKK out 100% let me tell you something that's what he did the people that are fucking trying to get somebody fired

for their comedy They're just wrong. That's all I'm arguing. I'm not saying that you're not right about all this They're not wrong all the time. I mean it depends. I think oh, I mean Anthony Kumia He wasn't in the comedy club. He was on Twitter. He made a public statement his statement wasn't trying to be funny Whatever it was And Syria if you believe in all this freedom stuff His day wasn't trying to be funny. Whatever it was Serious If you believe in all this freedom stuff That's a private private Private experience had the right to fire the free I completely I said that on this show

I was like are you crazy? You have a boss you tweet some shit like that He knew what the fuck he was doing. It's not that crazy. They got fired look the whole stand with an thing I just think at the end of the day I don't think that somebody should get fired for their fucking words. I don't at the end of the day I get it though. I would I would I would probably I would probably I would probably say someone shouldn't get fired for the words that's because we're comedians and we're used to hanging out with comedians and we get so desensitized because you can hang out with a comedian and say anything. If you work at a corporation or something which actually I had to learn when I'm when I'm

what did my job last year it's like you can It's like you can't just go to the water cooler and be like, fuck in. I get to spit over here. It's the same thing. It was already laying and I get what happened with already. I get why he got fired from that midnight. I get why they didn't play or what it was. He was supposed to do something else, I guess.

I get it. Dude, you go. So it was. Yeah. When you put it on Twitter, even if it's a joke, you go, hey, dude, now it becomes this public thing where you go, you have to make a decision. People are going to get pissed off and they're going to be upset and there's a good chance you could fucking lose some work because of it.

I completely get it. I'm just saying for you to be in a comedy club, using words, saying a joke and somebody to sit there in the audience and go like, I don't like that. What he said right there, that angle on this joke? That he's trying to figure out a fence me. I'm now gonna go actively try to get him fired for that this woman was not active I agree to get your bell fire I'm anything she was by attacking a big comedian obviously She's gonna get some attention and then oh there she goes her blog has all these views now because she's like let me go after this

I think that thing is saying I don't want to live in a world where she doesn't get to have a say no Everybody gets a say like the thing is like, let me go after this thing. I think that thing is so. But I'm just saying, I don't want to live in a world where she doesn't get to have a say. No, everybody gets a say. Like, the thing is like, so what you say is that you're just like comedy because it's on funny, that's okay, right? Yeah, but maybe you think it's on funny because it offends you. You have a right to be offended.

I don't think we're talking about different things. So what you're basically saying is. So what you're basically saying is No, we're not and what you're basically saying is the person who does that in the context of a comedy club who tries to get someone fired with their blog Is a dick Can be a dick a good I think everyone can agree on that. Yeah, I have the right to say what I want on stage People have the right to react to it the way that I want. Absolutely. That's what makes comedy comedy.

It's a tightrope walk. Because there's the risk that it can go so bad, there's the joy and pleasure that it goes so right. So you need that risk. It's a tightrope walk. And I think that sometimes, like it gets on my nerves when comics think that the only reaction they have is well you don't fucking get it like sometimes people get it and they just don't like

it sometimes it's just not funny. Oh, I watched that happen with big J all the time. Like he's filled literally the filthiest comic I know. I watch my headline and like you know usually 80 85% away through his sad he'll lose a few people because like they're like I did he's not going to get any cleaner. He's not going to talk like they're just not there for that they came for the Friday night show whoever the headliner was there sometimes there's no tickets even there's a group on it's not that they didn't get it they got it yeah on into it and I and do they have every right but for that person to walk out and go hey you

know what this guy should be fired he said some filthy things he had mentioned his daughter in a particular way yes that is fuck soanky way. Yes, that is fucking ridiculous. This is how we pay our bills. And you as a comic, Mike, you should be black and white. You should say, hey, I should have the freedom to go joke about whatever I want to joke about and figure out whatever Joe, in the context of a comedy club,

when they take your special and put it on TV, obviously, dude, you have bosses, the parameters, their standards and practices. But in the context of a comedy club, where you're trying to figure out that shit, this is the only way and it's a sad thing because we now live in a society Where everyone's got Twitter. There's a million bloggers out there. There's cell phone cameras out people recording audio You don't even have the freedom to figure out these amazing awesome edgy jokes. You have to walk this If you go to an restaurant and you don't like the way the food tastes and you yell about it

That's fine, right? Or if you complain about it. I don't like this or it was overcooked or something like that That's okay if you try to get the chef fired because you just didn't like the food I think that's kind of fucked up don't go there again. Yeah, there's this right there They go to like the recently it's been the step it's a step beyond the critique It's like it's like this comedian and they criminalize it like Daniel Tosh was criminalized yeah because he created this hold on he created this this this This what has been now culture. Yeah, this rape culture crime this amorphous of a concept of He's a he's a he's a rape culture offender

Yeah, so it's a step further. You're absolutely right. There needs to be like a blanket statement madeender. They, you know, they criminalize it. Yeah. So it's a step further. You're absolutely right. There needs to be like a blanket statement made to the public when you go into a comedy club. The reason why you're going to enjoy some shit is because there's a risk that you may not enjoy it. And so don't try to take away the ones

that you don't enjoy or the comedies that you don't enjoy. Well, we as comics too can't take the same act everywhere and expect it to kill everywhere. We don't expect shit. Yeah, we were doing comedy it goes bad a lot of times I'm gonna say look I've had come most of the time for scope. I've never seen a good comedian I've never seen a comedian who was really funny I'm not do well any comedian who does well every time is like the safest most boring And they don't even kill they just do well

Yeah, they just do well you're gonna bomb you're gonna cross the line That's and in the context of a comedy club And that's what Lenny Bruce's life and his fucking legacies about and other people who've pushed that limit Is you come in a comedy club? You're in fucking our this is our place. This is where this type of thing happens where anything Can be said? Include radio Including rape Joe whatever it is. That's what's gonna happen. It's like when I was in Cleveland, right? And I did hilarious.

Like the Greek priest came to the show and I told this joke, it happened to have a Jesus and a dick was in it. And at some point Jesus is jerking you off. Okay, that's, you know, I'm very paraphrasing the joke. And then the owner who came to me was like, you know, the priest was there, he's having a heart attack. And I was cool and I cleaned it up for the next one because he told me like there's a lot of Greeks coming to see you

Can you just and I did it? I did it cuz I was like you know I want to do well I want to do it and I it's not a big deal to adapt a little bit But when I thought about it later, I was like you know what fuck that priest? He's fucking in a comedy seriously. You're in a comedy club You're gonna come into a fucking comedy club if I'm not gonna go to your church and start fucking Heckling you and telling you, obviously that this is all bullshit. And by the way, I did that when I was a kid,

I played in a church band, I used to wear a Marilyn Manson t-shirt, and I was a dick for that kind of. And all honestly, I was a dick, I was the guy in a comedy club heckling because I'm coming to your world being that dude and it's obnoxious. Right, it's obnoxious.

And it's obnoxious on the other end as well. It's absolutely seen that way. I think that's a Comedy clubs could do a better job of Advertising One protecting the comics. I do think that's an issue for sure, but they could do a better job of you know It's a whoa if you go see a movie on the poster. It says what the content's gonna be nudity violence All you know why they're gonna they're gonna lose business. Yeah, they're gonna lose they don't want to lose business. Yeah, and that's okay. I mean it was you know

Temple of Doom. I think it was like the first PG 13 movie. I just think bottle bottom line is you need to know when you go to a comic club is a chance you're not gonna like what you're gonna say and that's the reason why you're gonna like now here's a Nishlap comedy. That's what it is. Here's the big issue in New York City though. Those barkers tell people that they're gonna see whatever they want to see. Yeah, they lie to them They fly out lie to these people. Oh 100% and then they come in Hard with it, you know that's like family friendly. Yes, it is Literally and I still take us for years on the streets, okay, whatever it took the guys that do it bad Whatever it fucking takes they will tell you Dave should do we were outside of

We did a run in fashion. I walked past the guy telling us we bit of risk Farley was gonna be a We did a run in fashion a couple days ago at the Hard Rock Cafe and We're walking in and the promoters come up and they're like literally to the entire team of comedians David David Tell Ron and Faz ever we're all standing there I'm like, yeah, man Louisie K is gonna be a Broadway tonight to the entire team of comedians, David Thal, Ron and Faz, we're all standing there. I'm like, yeah, man, Louis CK is gonna be a Broadway tonight. And we're like, no, he's not. And then he goes, all right, man, you wanna buy weed?

Look, whoa. But you know what, guys, the clubs, the clubs that, you see that in any sales business, the guys who go for the short money, the guys will say anything to get the sale. Those guys, it's always short money, and then they come right now. Stings of places like the seller who are consistent don't do those things.

They're still around. And they don't need to hustle. Those all those clubs, they are doing the same thing day in day out. A place like the seller can have now, now four to six shows a night between this and the underground with basically no marketing budget. It is based off of just being the best. That's reputation. That is the way to do business.

That's the best way to do business. And it's hard to do business that way though. Most seller has a reputation. That's the only club that has it. So that's why they have to go and get these people to fucking get to the show. No, look, it's a longer business plan, but you know, it doesn't need to be about making as much money as quickly as possible. You need to take a step back and go, what is the long-term player?

Skumbag owners don't want that, they want the money. Yeah, give a five. So you'll always have that. So it is. Why pay comics when you can have people pay you to go on stage and bring 10 people? And by the way, also it's partially on us as well, dude. Look, there's fucking 1,500, 2,000 comics in New York City. Not even counting really like the guys

who were just, just starting out. And you go like, dude, we gotta make an decision at one point to not work for free at a place or to not fucking come out. You gotta say, hey, dude, it's not worth it anymore. And it's kinda, it's really hard because I'm just kinda turning that corner in my career and now where I can say no.

I was at standup in New York with you, Scopo. And there was like a, there was an urban show, and they had a DJ. Wait, you turned down spots? I turned down a spot, dude. It was crazy. Let me tell you. You tell me, so you're basically telling a story saying

that you're at a point in your career where you can turn on spot. I'm quitting comedy. No, let me tell you. He has nine podcasts, all right? No, there was a dude doing a show, and I won't say his name, but he had a DJ, and he was fucking slain slaying really does narrow it down

He had a DJ in the show dude and he's fucking slang for 15 minutes between each comic just fucking lay in it He's killing dude and he's got you got like a whole bunch of like written shit like DJ hit that shit stuff and really well-placed air horns stuff and really well placed air horns He's nailing it dude and they are losing their minds, okay? They you mean black people in the crowd black and whites. No, no, no, it was very black and Puerto Rican Yeah, that's what really that was kind of the Puerto Rican white I want to take it to the first grab emotional laugh first. Did they love it? They're stomping this He looks at all Puerto Ricans without the last name Gomez as white You're not real so I'm about to walk out. Let's go by done the earlier show and the kid comes up to me. He's like, Hey,

dude, he was like, hang out. I'm gonna put you up. And then I, I was like, no, dude, I gotta get out of here. And then I, he was like, all right, see you later. And this couple of dude, won't you go up that it's a hot crowd. I was like, a couple things. Number one, I was scared. So, yeah. I wasn't sure if I can follow it, so. I didn't want to hurt myself a steam that night. I know, here's the truth, dude. I did not, I'm not gonna go up to a crowd that loves that.

I'm not gonna go up and try to do the jokes that I do. I would have had to have adapted to that. I would have had to have panned her to that. And for me, I'm gonna place my crew where I don't need the stage time enough. I don't need that guest spot enough to go up and have to feel like I'm not as good as what that kid was just doing Which I know I'm better than you know like I just agree with that Me too. I think you know I'm gonna be there and you try to make the jokes you have work the way you do and they don't

Ultimately make the jokes strong like you don't pander Yeah, and you just take it if it doesn't go as well as that could you take it on the chair? It was also the way you said it was like hang out kid like a Chaperna man. Yeah, well then yeah The initial thing I was like well fuck that no like I don't need to do your show But no I genuinely I don't think that's the wrong thing at all dude. I'm not I don't do what that kid does And I'm not gonna go and fucking literally I didn't need the sage time that night I didn't need the set so I'm gonna go I'm not gonna

I can't work on jokes. They're losing their fucking minds to a dude scratching records. They're losing it. They love it. I'm gonna go up and do jokes, not do that well. Kind of get in my head about it and then go like, walk out and go like, what lesson is really learned there? What has really taken from that? I would have done a bar show for free next door and a heartbeat for no money for nothing. It was, you don't need to do something like that anymore. And I say to Bobby, I did a fucking brunch show a few weeks ago, at two o'clock in the afternoon in Westchester, and it was like, dude, I'm so happy.

I don't have to do that ever again. And I'm not above any of that shit, but I'm not gonna go step myself up to fail and question what I do in an environment that isn't- But you don't know that you would fail. I mean, there's probably a problem. No, let's get rid of it. I know you would fail. That, I mean, you can say you would fail. I mean, there's probably a kill. No, let's get rid of it. I know you would fail.

That I mean, I can say you would have failed. Yeah. But sometimes, if you walked into a show and you're like, they're not, they don't like, they're not gonna like anything I do. And then you just go, you know, it's fun. Well, it's also once you agree to a show, you're locked in.

That's 45 minutes. That's, you know, worrying about getting paid. That's all these other things. I mean, I'm a guy, like, I protect myself less than just about anybody I know. I did four open mics last night. He's addicted. It's really a little weird. I'm not really anymore. I saw him in that little, uh, I thought you were the, uh, I hate and word sign that Bruce Willismore, die hard three. I think he was doing like a late night's head. I was walking down the creek. We were walking on the stairs and me and Nate and

H's looked in there and that little fucking room that they built with the glass windows. The garage? Yeah, my Florence is just there performing for like 13 fucking old-fashioned, multiple Conan appearances. Yeah, he's there fucking God, then, they love him. No, they don't. They love it.

They hate me now, they hate me because I bump up. They turn on you? They don't bump up and they don't get it. Lauren told me it's like, I want to take a break because we got to do these reads. And I want to actually talk about it. And I got to get out of here. Lauren, you got to leave? get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.

I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.

I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.

I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get4. I mean, yeah, he showed up 20 minutes. Showed up way, we started the show. That's where my career is. I'm not too big tonight. You know what I was. I told him that Lewis was hosting, if Bobby was hosting, never would have showed up. Yeah, I was like, I was like,

I was like, he's headlining the Greek in the capes tonight. Yeah. No, I do have to get out of here. Wow. Weak sauce, bro. I can come back. I mean, you know, if you guys are going for four hours, where are you going?

I gotta go get my hair done. The wait shop. You're gonna get a hair, you can't wait is it going for four hours? Where are you going? I gotta go get my hair. The wait shop. You're gonna get a hair? You can't wear it half an hour. You're gonna get hair? No, I go to a guy who's very busy and he's the only time he would head open. So, all right. I'm post Miami now. You know what I mean? I can't just go to anybody. I don't like it. That's the most Miami thing ever. I go to a guy. This name is in Rekha. He understands my follicles. I gotta get my spray tin put on. It's veryek. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna go to a guy. He understands my follicles.

I gotta get my spray tan put on. It's very hard. I gotta go. Girls, no, like dudes don't really get a bullet. I got it. You get it, right? You know how it is. I got a frunk.

Yeah. There's only like, it's hard to get a good person. Yeah. When you find a dude who does it right or who chicks it right. Chris Kupo is beautiful, right? Right, DuPock? What's his name again? DuPoop.

Chris Kupo has the kind of hair you see on the box for hair. You know, like, like, a just like- You do got good hair. Yeah, great hair. Fucking the universe is balanced, bro. Isn't it funny? Because your handsome dude, great hair. That is.

Fucking the legs and that, yeah, you can barely fit in that seat over there. I know, man. I can't wear like, I can't wear like, the Ziner jeans anymore. No, yeah. He's like the only one like a decent looking guy, but a beautiful lesbian. Yeah. You know. Shannon way like a decent looking guy but a beautiful lesbian. Yeah. You know, Shannon shut up.

Jesus. Wait, before I leave, can we hear what Shannon thinks through her banana interpretation? If you stay longer, maybe. No. No, no, no, no, no, no,? But she can only talk about what Cosby's done to those women That's those are the rules That she's gonna really turn me on I would have totally showed up on time if I knew Shannon was here I love this new thing that she's just here. Can I tell you another thing? She should just come and sit even if there's not a chair

I don't like that there's not women on the show as much anywhere. I like there being women voices on the show I mean she grant the channel doesn't talk and Casey doesn't have a voice right now But yeah, that's so thoughtful of you. I'm a jacket and a beer when we come back from break I'll be good. Do you not have a beer? Do you get a beer? A beer? Deepu you fucking Indian? Out of the break. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay after the break.

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about everything I know uh... what else anything else? uh... jama carthy says Lewis you're never gonna be in a woody alan film stopped defending him i uh... that's probably true he doesn't cast latinos he does not give the opportunities the asian women on screen that he doesn't closets all right yannis is gone uh... we're back part to the other than other half an hour left in the show

uh... good for good up top, a little, a little intense, but I still think funny. It was real. It was real. It was a real ass first half of the show, all right. So we still got Mike Lawrence here. We still got Casey Bolshev, Chris Scopo, Shannon Lee Hire. Thank you. Fucking, did it a hoier?

She can, I will call her whatever she wants, but probably doesn't really matter. And we don't mean to be disrespectful. You know that it's all in good fun, right? Yeah, I'm still not eating the banana though. It's good for you. I really did buy her the band. But it has actually good for you.

I'm not even lying. I bought two. I bought I was going to buy a banana and then it said two for dollars. I was like, I'll give Shannon a banana. First of all, say give Shannon a banana three times fast. That's kind of hard. You're a good boss then. It's like seven guests.

And he's like, I'll get one person a present. All right, so look dude, Mike Lawrence, Mike Lawrence, you, I don't think we've ever talked about this on a podcast anyway. You're gonna be so long, but Ruffa, stop moving back and forward. You're gonna hit buttons and you're gonna fucking turn the show off. So please don't fucking do it. This is his mic. Now you're off the show. Now you're fired. buttons and you're gonna fucking turn the show over again. So please don't fucking do it. This is his mic. Now you're off the show. Now you're fired. Say like you're gone now. Have a bet.

I got two mics right here. I saw you're good. I think I haven't seen Bobby do this to me a million times before. I got it dude. I have been control here, okay? Don't ever disrespect the one-hose in the show. Mike Lawrence, one of my favorite comics. Fucking awesome. Do you? You are... You're a really good guy. And you're a nice guy. I'd say you're a nice guy. One of my favorite comics, fucking awesome, dude, you are, you're really good guy and you're a nice guy. I'd say you're a nice guy.

A lot of people hate me, it's fine. That's actually what I wanted to bring up. I think I do hate you. I'm sure you hate you. Mike Lawrence is like, he is like, he's a, and I don't wanna, I don't wanna generically just call you a nerd, but you're kinda like, you have a nerdy thing about you.

Yeah. Not a bully by any means. Like when you think of a textbook bully, you think me, Scopo, that's like, you look like the bully though. I'm not saying that you are. I'm just saying that you look like a bully. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Do they hit me now? Chris are from like stuff in the past. I've heard some shit like I you're kind of a dick. But I was like, you don't really know him. I think they just don't know you. Mike, here's this thing. And I'm sure people does open Mike still. So I'm sure he could

chime in on this. Yeah. Mike Lawrence, the rumor about Mike was back in the day, him and Dan St. Germain, I believe, you should sit in the back of open mics and they used to just belligerently heckle and demean other comedians during the open mics. And they were ruthless apparently. Part of me is going like, all right, I get it.

It's, dude, I come from, like, dude, I'm cut from the same cloth as like Bobby. I watch guys like Bobby and Patrice and Valls and these guys just bust balls relentlessly. I always took it that's the way, but there are people who talk about Mike, like he's a fucking, like the Boolean high school that used to fucking give him a wedgie

and fucking chase him down the hallways. What I would do, I do, there was a podcast called Terrified where I talked all about this and like, you know, it was open about it. I regret a lot of the things I said, you know. What, give me one thing that you said that you regret. And do you remember who the person was? Like you would say this, you would do that.

And you would say, I wouldn't heckle so much. I would go up and dissect a person's act. I would rip apart their act. Well, while I was on stage, you know. You would go on after somebody, which I think it's kind of a comedy faux pas. You wouldn't really, I did that one time at the New York comedy club as a guy hosting,

and he ate it. And then I went up afterwards. And I forget what I said, but I addressed him eating it. I was kind of, it was a little dig. And I felt awful afterwards. I was like, that's usually... It was, you know, I mean, I was a bully. It was out of my own insecurities and fears

of not making it. But you know what, I will say this. I think... Those packets deserved it. No. I will say that the pendulum has swung way too far to the other side because even though I was an asshole I was watching your act, you know, and I was like paying attention. I don't think people Watch each other's acts as much anymore. I think they just take turns in the safe space

But because of that less people are making it. And my class of guys, it was Saint Germain, it was Danny Solomon, Mark Norman, Sean O'Connor, we were all assholes. We're all working comedians. And that's the part of it, I will defend, but the methodology wasn't right. And I won't speak for those guys, but I I mean I would go up

I'd make fun of people in the same sense though What about the guys who are fucking making you know? Half a million dollars on Wall Street now and they were that douchebag in high school that bullied them But you know the methodology might have been wrong a time But it still worked and there's still the winners in life and they're still fucking And they're still you could still call them assholes in your right. I was an asshole. You know, I like to believe I'm not as much anymore. I mean, if some people still think I'm a dick, that's their right. You know, I mean, there are moments like

I'm all fucking, you know, I'm a little ass burgundy. I've got some autism. You know, there's no way I don't. You know, and I do think like there's some things that people will say that I do That I can defend and some that I can't like, you know Maybe I was a little curt or maybe I was you know a little. I want to hear something you said that you kind of regret Because I know you have something already I see Definitely does you have something. You have one memory. He went home The kid you call subaarwal a sand n word? No.

You fucking asshole. But I was, I was mean to her. No, you know what? She told me you were mean to her. That's actually why I just said, I didn't even mean to say it, but she said, yeah, Mike was, he told me, she told me you said, don't tell people she's been doing comedy as long as she's been doing comedy. Yeah, I did say that.

And you know, it's funny because- I was like six months, she wasn't even doing it that long. No, she'd been doing it for a few years in another city, but only been doing it in New York for six months, and I said, start there. Yeah. And then maybe that was Dickish. That's where Kelly got it from.

Yeah. I was like, yeah, mate, I I'm doing comedy for a year. Yeah. It's like on the podcast. It's like 87. And at the legend, you know, sometimes Andre the giant was 400 pounds. Sometimes he was 700, you know, it made the story better. Yeah, dude.

Um, I last night, because this was interesting last night, I was at an open mic. And I don't hit him as hard as I used to. It literally last night, like you saw me at Cabin, stuff, it was that feeling of like, I literally took two days off this week to hang out with my wife and then I realized next week's Thanksgiving and I'm not gonna get up.

And I was like, I used to not freaking out a little bit. Yeah, and I was like, I gotta get up, I gotta get up a bunch, you know? So I did a Mike and there was this girl who was like barely talking into the microphone, she's on the podcast, nah, no. Ah, no, but see, and some people would say, I was just a big right now.

You're gonna just say that there was a girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's two Lewis, two girls, dose girl lists. Oh, one on the, and see. Now, this girl, and she was really young, but she was barely speaking the microphone, and I just went up to her, and just said you know when you talk in the microphone like talking in the microphone because we could barely hear you and she looked

at me like I was the biggest asshole. But that would be like it's I mean the main part about Santa is the microphone and talking into it. I feel like that's more help me old me would have fucking went up on stage and said it. I'm not going to do that anymore. Right. You know because it I mean the truth is I'm the sad fuck who's at the open mic.

Like I'm, you know, I'm the weirdo. Yeah, but you just have, you have an addiction, you know, and I get it too. I don't really anymore. I'm going out of town on Sunday and I'm going to St. Louis and every time I do that, I lose my mind. Anytime I'm on vacation or I go visit family. So this time I was smart and I set it up like six weeks

in advance, I just started hitting up people. So I time I was smart and I set it up like six weeks in advance I just started hitting up people so I got two shows while I'm out there I'm hosting a fucking Italian restaurant show and it'll fail in the lino am driving an hour and a half to host a show for free For two drinks and a play to spaghetti the night before Thanksgiving But it's like dude when you're on the when you're out like that dude You just I don't know what to do. I will literally lose my mind if I've to just sit staring at a fucking wall. If I don't do comedy for two days, I start going a little star crazy.

What have you been doing for the past five years? I don't know, yeah, it's terrible. But not. You guys have that in you where you start to feel a little bit. Yeah, I need to go out and get them. I grew up into a concert with her one night on a Friday night and I had to leave halfway through.

And it was like a cover band. They were dope. But it was a cover band and like halfway through I started getting jittery I was like, why am I here on a Friday night watching somebody else practice their fucking art in their dream? I said, what am I doing? I am comic on a Saturday night and it's like I got a fucking be up there You know, it was like why am I I can't I can't just watch this and enjoy it without thinking you know Why am I not doing spots right? I mean I I had an addiction. I don't think I do anymore. Like there was a time where it was all I did And I think when I chose to you know be engaged get married I gave up some of that and I've actually been struggling with the fact that I'm happy now

And I don't feel like I need comedy as much and that's why like I hit it hard last night because I'm like, no, this is what I do. But you gotta start hitting your check. Great drumming your life. With this upper body string. You say that, like since I moved to New York and got in a relationship, New York and being in a relationship has made me want to be more a regular person. Like, I mean, there's nights where I'm like, I would totally just go out and eat dinner and come home and be fine with my night, even if I did that three nights in a row what parts of it I think like the happiness is not like when I was in LA. I wanted to do comedy every single fucking minute of every day Will you romanticize that I think it's I think it's a young comic and kind of starting to turn corners and hitting certain milestones

I think it's a young comic. It's just like obsession and then I think I maybe use that this to me once But somebody somebody said to me once like the first time You go like all I don't feel like going into night is when you start to be a real comic where you go like you're like, you know What this is actually a job? This it's not just a fun game anymore. This is I'm working at something. Yeah, you know It's not like lay use the kind of you're like hey, let me get drunk I'm just go up and tell some jokes get some laughs get the gratification of being the fucking man for that 15 minutes But now it's like I'm working on something.

And if I'm working on a clean set and one of the jokes doesn't hit, I'm fucking devastated. Even if the set was great and even if there are women that are hitting on me and I'm getting drunk or whatever, it's a much different game than it was five years ago or eight years ago. Well, I think you guys are just getting older. You have a kid now. You just got married. Yeah. You have all this stuff going on.

Like me, if I don't do comedy, I'll go nuts. Like I have to, I have to. I hope that's the phase you get because this shit will never make you happy. And there's a lot of people in their 40s that are fucking alone and miserable. You're honest. And really that. I just, and I never, I never wanted to be that, you know, and it's like, I mean, there was that glamor, but you know, it really was like, okay, so I got on TV. That's all I wanted. All right. Now what? You know, and it's like, I mean, there was that glamour, but you know, it really was like, okay, so I got on TV, that's all I wanted. All right, now what? You know, and it's like, like, there's no ceiling.

No, and it never will be. No, and every person, like, you talked to somebody who's way further in their career, and they're like, well, I wish I was doing movies, and you talked to somebody else, doing open mics. So like, I just wish I was at a club stage, and you're just like, where the fuck? Where does any of this end?

I think that's life in general. Oh, of course it is. It's there, it's a human condition is being able to adapt anything no matter how great or how horrible. But the comedian condition is for us to think it only happens to us. Yeah, because you're your own boss. There's nobody telling you that you have to go work

on these jokes. There's nobody sitting at your house being like, you should be writing instead of watching fucking for weddings until you all see, but I love that show. And it's just like, that's a great piece of advice that Bobby gave me once because, you know, I, I've, I've struggled a lot, you know, with, yeah, we know this show, this specific episode.

No, I mean, it's, it's, it's a really, it's a really hard thing and you never feel like you're getting anywhere and you always feel as the money's not good enough, the gratification is good enough. Everything you get, all the accolades are too far, enough for Lawrence. Lawrence is, you're getting, at least, you're getting enough, you're getting like you're getting anywhere and you always feel like the money's not good enough. The gratification is good enough. Everything you get, all the accolades are too far enough for Lawrence. Lawrence is, you're getting enough accolades, probably what, once a month you get something new to keep you going. But I don't know what I'm doing, you know, like, once every six months I'll get something that'll give me another six months in comedy.

Yeah. Also, you look at people that are, I always go those, you never look at people that are behind you. You always look, oh, I'm not there. Oh, yeah. I'm not that, I'm not those never look at people that are behind you. You always look all I'm not there No, yeah, I'm not that I'm not that person. I do both though, man Thinking like oh, I'd love to do with that person. Yeah. Yeah, there's a there's a friend that I've had for a long time He's a really great guy Matt Marano. It's really nice dude funny comic and he used to buy my meals all the time when we'd go out.

And I just I remember I was thinking about this on Tuesday like and he doesn't any more. He shouldn't he shouldn't have for a while but like I thought about like that to me felt like I was making it more than anything like this is a sad thing that I used like if I look at the past and I feel like how I'm ashamed of shit. Yeah some of the stuff that I said you know it's other comics I feel like how I'm ashamed of shit. Yeah, some of the stuff that I said, you know, to other comics I feel bad about, I feel like I was a fucking mooch too. Yeah. You know, because like I was at like,

I'm gonna make it no matter what, but I didn't think about the people around me. And there were people that bought me meals and kept me alive. Yeah. See, I always had too much pride for that. I was always the guy that like, I don't, like you can ask a couple,

because all of a scope would do me favors. Like I'd be like scopo, I need to ride to the airport. But I feel like I have to give him something in that, you know, in that place. I feel like I feel very weird being indebted to people. So I feel like, hey dude, if you do this for me, I will do this for you. And it's my own thing.

It actually, I think it's a roadblock for friendships and real relationships that I have that I can't just say, hey dude, I need help. Can you help me? Yeah, cuz I haven't even had that before I haven't had that type of foundation before so I it's something I have to I have to do because you're So you're like dude whatever you're my friend. We talk about I'll just I'll give you a ride. It's not a big deal but it's a Bobby was talking about Louis CK we're talking about just not really being happy and never really being satisfied

But he was like Louis won an Emmy He was like now we have to win an Emmy again. And if he doesn't win an Emmy, he is... That's the bar. Can I ask you one in Oscar? That's the bar. Yeah. It's fucking...

I win something. It's bananas. It will never end. You don't think there's people in that who are like, so am I in the Cosby spot? No, he's gone. Like, am I the biggest fucking... You don't think there's like a part of sign fell?

Who is it though? Who is the biggest living legend now? Sign fell. Sign fell, gotta be sign. I mean, though? Who is the biggest living legend now? Sign fell. I mean, I'm trying to think of TV show that just that were that big and signed up sign fell existing children for thinking years just in terms of what's the deal with these tight assholes? But in terms of down the show in two seconds. I mean living comedy legends, I mean you got to put Mel Brooks up there, but in terms stand up, stand up.

I put sign felt Yeah, man, especially Joan Rivers is gone. I mean who you know just having that one name But you know what like I forget it, you know who's the black guy? Man of them now took all the Cosby's powers like shit to sung in Mortal Kombat. I mean First of all, it's powers that yeah, yo sold is mine That's how powerful Unintimidating black comedy is I mean they can take down legends any any any Murphy disqualified him some I'd say it's Chris rock Chris rock for sure. Yeah, rock's how crazy, but how current is Chris rock that

That he's the fucking dude that is not stood she peels up there, too Yeah, I don't think she's influenced She probably you know I agree. Yeah, so that he has that that that aura that mystery You don't know when he's gonna show up. You don't know what he's gonna do Yeah, she's a more elusive like I see him. I think oh fuck she pals of the seller I see rock about rock is at the cell there's that all of you that knows that you'll see him I think I'll fuck you pals of the seller. I see rock a lot of rockers at the seller There's that old review that knows that you'll see rock again. There's that part of you It's like what if he just leaves again rock is bouncing around all the time I mean that guess there's other guys that are fucking out there. What's his name?

Do the biggest thing you can do in the industry is tell them you don't need them that's the fucking You know that you know who Daniel Kitsen is no, he's he's fucking he's a British guy So you already you don't care care but like he's this fucking iconic British comedian who no agent no manager no TV nothing you see him That's the only way you get to see him. He fucking I saw him in New York He is behind the cashier, counting the money himself. Like hands on. Dude, I love it, dude.

I love the, dude, I came from, when I was a kid, when I was a kid, I ran, because he doesn't need them. Punk rock shows and metal shows. We would rent out fire halls, churches, whatever we had to do. And this is how I started out in the entertainment industry And I would book these bands big bands so an enemy

Each time concrete co-ed in Cambria like really really big bands Never heard of one of these bands. I mean co-ed in Cambria was pretty good Sworn enemy was on main stage osfas. I mean pretty big band But it was I like I love that They set up the main stage at osfas and I will always I will always be that guy Like I think Doug Stanhope is a great example of somebody like that who says no, I'm not gonna go to I'm not gonna go to the comedy club I'm gonna go to the bar down the street and say hey dude all charge ten bucks. I'm keeping the door

Yeah, stay home just a lot of people that aspire for that doesn't give a fuck He's like I'm gonna live out in Arizona, right? And I'm a fucking do comedy on my own But there the rules have changed a little bit and I said that about Janice Poppiss before yeah Janice went down to Miami fucking took a job as a host on the show still got the half-hour on Comedy Central without ever having a seven-minute premium blend or live at Gotham then there's no rules anymore are you fear another example no half-hour no seven-minute premium blend not any TV exposure on

Comedy Central is get an hour special, any hosting is on TV show coming out. So it's though, I think we were convinced that you there was this formula that you had to go into. There was a slightly one, I think there was one before, I think now with all the different lanes, the fact that people are getting jobs from Twitter, the fact that people are getting jobs from behind the fact that you can write all these sketches. And the fact that people are looking into

all these different media is then just straight like I'm gonna go to this club and I'm gonna put those guys out and when people like something they blog about how good it is and that it just increases the awareness. But I like that. You give me shit about like the blogger thing but it's not an anti blogger thing. Look you are a friend comedy group B or Amy as we've been calling her you know the Amy you know she's a blogger and she's very supportive She helps people yeah, you know and you know and you turn it about what she doesn't like there's a there the the tearing down of People that are just trying to create art you know I get that and I know I don't want to look like I'm against that Yeah, it's like you know, I do you have some pretty dark jokes. I love Mike Lauren

Oh, I know I think he's a great comic dude I fought with standards and practices every time I'm on the air and you wouldn't put your fucking foot down So I go Mike for you to say like oh, you know, they have the right to come and tear these guys down I'm like no dude you a lot of the shit that you did in the L.P. Mike's if they were there dude they could tear so many things out of shit that you've said that we could offend people I just think I just think that sometimes we get on a soapbox. It's like, and it's a little too much sometimes. I'm like, look, I did at midnight once, and the category was really, did at midnight?

Not once, eight times, but not. No, I did at midnight once, and it was one of the first ones that I did, and the category was unfriend me. Things that you would say that would make someone unfriend you, and this was in January, and was I miss you Paul Walker and The crowd fucking turn on me. I went silent. They didn't air it was I censored no No, you're just a stifled. No, it's not a joke I had the right to say the joke. They had to write to fucking let it bomb

Yeah, and then the station had the right not to air it But it's like people think that every time that happens there like I mean Comics have such a victim complex such a martyr complex and everyone's out to go to us and all this and Sometimes the bloggers aren't even like saying like no, we want to take this from you They're just like I just don't like when you say it it It's dude. It's like a it's a bully thing though I agree the people who are trying to get people fired. They don't you look go after fucking M&M If you're listening to some M&M lyrics like why don't they do that because they did they did they did though No, they they they wasn't jessabell commas not going after M&M or hip hop well hip hop in general people went after M&M hard and he

He had a rough few years yeah and then he did that song he did that song with Elton John who was like yeah sorry guys sorry I got the biggest homo of all time to fucking give me the a.o. cat it's okay if he hates oh-ho anything in the chat? uh no I've been working on the cameras right now they're just talking amongst themselves deep deepu um you were this this is something interesting me when I was talking about how like the mics have gotten soft do you do you agree with that

question about that do you uh you know do you think uh they didn't like you or you just think they didn't know you because I think that was just I think it's there's been like a regime change at the creek especially at all places I think it's just a thing that changes. I think I don't can I saw you at that night. I didn't think like, oh, there was an animosity filled room. I thought it was just like a pretty textbook. What what night was this at when when Nate was there. Then they had like a late night might at the creek. Oh, a couple of weeks ago. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I know. I'm just saying like, you

know what's to me, the problem is like like newer comics now or too savvy like I always say that and you know it's like I got in right before the podcast boom I started in 2005 but now it's like it's weird seeing people much better than you being white but it's. It's weird like seeing people two months in and they say words like he bumped me or like, you know, it's like, they know too much. But you know what's funny because I like, I just thought we're gonna sell our few weeks ago

and I watched that happen. Comics get annoyed when big comics will show up. Yeah. Like Chris Rockle show up, there's kind of like a collective like rolling of the eyes like oh shit, we're gonna be here another two hours now. And I'm still such a young buck that I'm just like, oh man, Chris Rock is here, how cool is that? I'm gonna open shake hands with him and watch his set. So it's like, I mean, I guess it's in like, yeah, maybe you're

right, dude, maybe the younger generation of comics, they are, it is a sense of entitlement. I mean, I do, I deal with that with a lot of female comics, actually. There's like a real level of like, I think it's universal. I think it's both gender and book. I think, I think dude comics typically respect the lineage more than, yeah, female comics. I've watched a lot of young female comics,

just kind of like comment dudes that are just a lot more established than them. And almost from a place like, well, I'm a chick so I can fucking do it. Whereas I don't, I think dudes are very much like, dude, that guy's been doing it two years longer than me. I need to respect that. I don't think it has anything to do with that I think that no, I think you're a fucking bitch Like my god. Okay, sing it out. Sing it out

Hot off right here. I I think that everything boils down to the fact that because of everything that's happening with technology and Internet and everything everybody wants a meeting we Everybody wants a media for Google every time. Google that. But I mean, with the media responses, I think people don't even appreciate the fact that you can watch somebody go up for 10 minutes because it's so used to, everybody wants everything immediately. Give it to me right now. It used to be. They have an attention span that's fucking this long and I'm done. So even if you are, we'll be going on next tour. I've watched podcasting has become, I mean, a huge medium for comedy and it's almost like half comedy, half social media.

It's an instant, real, genuine, you're getting a real conversation right now. And if we're not in the wood to be really, really funny, there's nothing contrived about it. We're just coming in and we're getting exactly what you want. I mean, the thing is thing is for years comedians were saving morning radio shows comedians would come in for 20 minutes plug their spot and people would be like oh that was the best part of the show what I had

to hear this weather and traffic and commercials and now it's like here's exactly the comedians and the run filter and they're all this like I think it's hard to go back sometimes I had a really tough time doing morning radio the first few times because I I came up you know like In in podcasts. I think it made easier doing radio. I do I do radio now I'm never more comfortable than being with a pair of headphones on a microphone in my face. And I can just, I don't even realize it anymore. I'm just in the moment now. And in the beginning, before I started podcasting, if you listen to the old adudence ridiculous,

it's me just mumbling and being nervous and not talking loud enough. Same way working in muscle like this. But you know the censorship I deal with the most is, you know, my McDonald's stuff. Even talking about McDonald's, I've I go on certain morning radio with Philly, it's like you can't talk about it. You just can't, you know. Didn't they say, and one of your opponents, don't do McDonald's a bit, or something like that?

There was something like, did it, it was the last comic. Last comic, okay. Yeah. What the fuck is that sound? It's, you're hitting the fucking cord on there, when you hit it before. Did you hear it? Listen to me, I'm not talking about that.

I'm talking about the fucking space construction that's outside of the window garbage company i mean what the fuck dude it would i'm just ignoring this is bananas we never heard of which try to do you know that that's not with the sound that little buzzing sound that's a cell phone that's on that's getting signals coming through a lot you're an idiot

why do you this was called does every time it's i'm telling you to be fucking speak you, this was Scopo does every time? No, it's, I'm telling you to let me fucking speak. Oh, let's hear this. This was Scopo does every time. He points a finger, meaning it goes, you did this. This is why this is happening. Because you did it. This is nothing to do with this fucking wire. You to walk it. When you just hit the wire before, there was, I didn't fucking hit a button on the thing. I'm arguing with Scopo about hitting a button that doesn't even exist. You hit a wire. It's the same fucking thing. I said, but it's a wire thing. It's not the same thing. You know he still fucked it up Gotta hate you. I hate you. We're gonna wrap up here in a minute guys. I'll drive you Sunday

Some of the time that noise has been more compelling than what we're saying We're being out performance. That is bananas dude. That is the most distracting thing I've ever heard of Shannon doesn't have an inner mouth and we're not all looking at her it's not bananas Shannon my love. Listen, you don't got to eat the banana. Thank you. We appreciate you coming back. You've been a Sophia Vagara of this podcast. He just had you want to throw you around and look.

Yeah, yeah. I think it might be added to the list of people who hate you now. Really? Because I compared you to Sophia Vagara That was a compliment because she's like a hot yeah hot and talented, but she's like retarded Oh She didn't get a career so like 38 39 Columbia. She's a different country So that was a compliment I

Think so that's a compliment. I always think that accent is fake though I always think like she's like let me have a life expectancy of 35 so the fact that she even made it this long is quite impressive. Well then thank you Mike. Listen, Shannon, you're like me again. I'm the only one who hasn't object to fly to you. Well, Casey hasn't either. I can see the difference. Deep in a game and I can do I My In the game and I can do with podcast with Mike Lawrence all fucking day long cuz I like even that just kind of bug me I'm not objectivite our okay, I Are not by every definition I have a

Can I say what you said Wait, what did I say tomorrow on a show we got Scopo, Yannis, Big Tits, Shannon and Casey. I didn't call you a small tits, Casey, I just called you Casey. It's a very regular. I have the five inch tick of brass. Average tits, Casey. Average tits, Casey and Big Tits, Shannon. Shannon, I'm out of jack to find you.

You're very sweet and you fucking Big, uh, weed cakes for us. And yes, she's an attractive girl. Okay. But it's so funny because my, my, my chick saw our chat that I asked you to be on. She's like, Oh, why you asking her to be on? So I have to pretend that I don't think Shannon's hot to my girlfriend. So there are many reasons I want Big Titch Shannon on the show. There are two reasons. Did she see where I was asking you to hook me up with somebody else? Yes and but she ended up cycling. Oh, there's Chris Goppa. She's trying to fuck. Don't say it. Don't say who it is. It's not Chris Goppa. They're a kid. They're giving it a perfect breast and

their own raising ass and really great hair. Was it Dave Smith? It was Dave Smith wasn't. No, it felt like a stand up comedian. Yeah, it's a person. It's a real person. It's a real person. You're a little crazy. You're a little, you've asked me a few times to try to get you to hook up with this guy.

When I was in the moment, I'm like, this has to happen. Will you rub in and out when you're asking me? Please say yes. No, I was still there. I was still in his presence. And you met him. I saw the picture. I didn't meet him. I saw a picture.

That's not what it is. That's funny. Oh, it's a different one. Yeah. So, no one I know who it is. Yeah. We'll talk later. Yeah. Shannon, you're fucking awesome. Thanks for being here today.

What's the name of your podcast again? It's called The Thing Is. She doesn't even talk. She's a picture. No. You just said that's what she calls a podcast. Nobody ever told her. It's a very good podcast, Shannon.

She's the only podcast that's what she calls a podcast nobody ever told her It's a very good podcast. Yeah, she's the only podcast. That's all video She's a fucking still photograph. It sits on a desk The thing is It's just a photograph on a desk somewhere right now Guys go to the thing is podcast you got to find this mysterious desk 100,000 downloads to the rich wood Yeah, no, you listen. It's an awesome buy. I've listened to the show a few times.

I got to come on and be on the show, but I'm not going to do it over the phone. You offered me over the phone. Yeah, she offered me over to open to. Oh, no, that's ridiculous. Because that's, you know, I should think we're date rapy. That's the problem. She thinks you're date rapy. Because I used to do it in my house.

So if I'm just going to have like one random guy come into my house, it's a little rapy. I feel like on your end You're inviting us into the dungeon How is that rapian orange anyway regardless? I have a Cosby just been recording podcast for the last 30 years I have a place in Brooklyn to record now though, so Pudding pop cast Give me the bandana to record now though so. Jello putting pop cast.

Give me the bandana. I think you got rid of it. It hasn't been used all day. It really hasn't. We've actually just either not been not trying to be funny or we've just been funny. What I love is that Lewis would still fight for my freedom to say that joke again. I really would.

I have free time. Right I would. Jello putting. You got to figure it out somehow man. I'm gonna just go like. Shannon the thing is podcasts on Twitter. I am Shannon. I am Shannon Lee I am Shannon Lee Casey what do you got to plug anything in particular your butthole? I gotta plug my butthole come on. She's a boyfriend. Yeah, that's for her vagina. We need a butthole plug now

You need a butt hole plug now. You guys are retarded. Anyway, I uh, you guys- Oh, language! Oh! How the musical coming to laser disk. Yeah. This Christmas. How the musical coming in cartoon flipbook.

No, we're gonna, I have nothing to plug. I've got, I mean, I'm on Facebook. Look at my pictures. I don't fucking know. I'm so not good at being a comedian on social media. You're doing a pretty good March Simpson impression. Thank you very much. Hey, no, you guys follow me on Instagram.

I feel like I killed it on Instagram. Double digital digits all the time. Like, just double tap hearts. Oh, dude. We get it. You're an LA comic. I fucking love me. I know.

But do you get an automatic 2,500 Twitter followers just from being from LA? Is that like you just... No. It's crazy. I want you guys to move LA and they're going okay, they just blew up their famous But you have to tweet the successes of another person every 48 Yeah, I can't Gradually just to my good friend. It's like just tell them call them text them. That's yeah, I hate people I love Casey we're at LOL one time where we're talking shit about a comic and she just jumped right in

What comic? What comic? I'm not gonna say who it is. I'm out in that realm Jeffrey Hernandez Basically, let's just say her father was famous and doesn't talk to her Wait, are we worried about suffering ties with that thing? Yeah Seriously, that really is a thing. Yeah, I know yeah Mike Lawrence. I am Mike Lawrence on Twitter anything coming up though Mike Lawrence Sorry, I think my cards I'm sorry, right? And Mike Lawrence comedy dot com Yeah, I'll be on at midnight December 17th and then I will be co-headlining

Yeah, I'll be on at midnight December 17th and then I will be co-headlining parlor live and Seattle with Dan Saint Germain December 26th and 27th. Oh man, when you guys are making fun of open micers. You ever think you'd be co-headlining? Yeah, yes We watch the X we pay attention. We know what they we found the flaws Scope I didn't think coming up with that on on man. man. I just get you on Twitter. I add Chris scopo Yeah, that's all I got right now You know what's meaner than someone shitting on your act someone saying it was good when you know they didn't see it That's the fucking worst. Yeah, when they saw one minute of it. You're like Yeah, it's hard though. I mean what are you gonna do when like if somebody gets off and you know they do bad?

It's such a weird thing. I was feeling you can't compliment a comic unless you are willing to bring up a specific moment or bit Well, that that's by the way I always specifically remember a bit of any comic that I watch anyway because I know if I'm gonna say something I might as well compliment the joke that I like and I know how it makes me feel when somebody says I do that one joke in particular You're like well, thank you know they saw it. Yeah, exactly. Or at least that just saw that joke Scopes Twitter I just did it. I'm gonna be broadcasting from my house at some point So stay tuned for that would even broadcasting for your house I'll be live streaming on twitch.tv planksanks and Video Games, hanging out, having some comic

friends over. You? Yeah. You're going to be the personality on the show. Why wasn't I on that show instead? It hasn't started yet. I'll have you on. He's going on the show.

Would you get Mike Lawrence on the show? You would have him on? Sure. He's a perfect fit for it. He's a perfect fit for it. He'll fucking come. He'll fucking make fun of you. I would love that.

He'll make fun of your parents. Yeah, there's an open mic three blocks now Not on set nylon, but yeah, stay tuned for that. It should be exciting. He's the only one who's sure does matching his microphone I gotta do Bobby's day trail quick Fucker It's your last no Yeah, we said Italian restaurant the day before Thanksgiving in Illinois. We did your day. You got me host the show and I'll, we'll go out with Bob Buses.

How about that? All right, you got it. It's just a pissing contest now. It really is. You fucking mean, yeah. I don't like it, dude. I don't like we're so competitive with each other. All right, guys, guys.

Listen, we go to gomascomedy.com, follow me on Twitter at LewisJ Gomez. Check out my multitude of other podcasts, Legion of Skanks, The Real S Podcast, Hammer Fisting Podcast as well. Also tune in every Thursday, two to four, Series XM Sports, 092 for tap out radio, all of my MMA fans out there,

right there, sorry. And come and check me out live, me and Dave Smith co-headlining in Toronto, we will be at the underground end at Comedy Bar on January 26th, 27th. Come check that out. Great venues. Awesome venues.

You can smoke weed at the Underground, which is pretty badass. Also I will be in Seattle at Parler Live. I'm headlining Sunday, March 28th, and then I will be in Yakima, Washington on March 26th and 27th. Took away the power of my plug. Yes, it doesn't mean anything, guys. Also, I don't even go headlining. Took away the power of my plug. Yeah, say it doesn't mean anything guys. Also, I don't want to even go ahead on anything. I'm just headlining that one.

On a Sunday, so. Me and Viggett will also be this December 6th. We're going to be performing for Anthony Kumia's poker tournament at Mohican Sun. December 6th, come out, check out me and Big J. Join the poker tournament, Mohican Sun December 6th come out check out me and big J join the poker tournament Mohican Sun you guys go to Mohican Sun.com or go to Anthony Kumia.com for more information about that and Go check out Bobby live. We're key check out the Bob's there already December 12th Bob is gonna be at I play America and freehold New Jersey December 19th the Paramount in Huntington, New York the 31st

You're really yeah the power amount in Huntington, New York, the 31st. On third of night. You really? Yeah, I'm a third of the town. Oh. The 731st New Year's Eve, go check out Bobby and Comedy Connection in Rhode Island, and then the 23rd and 24th of January, he's got bananas in the Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey. If there was one person, I knew would be good

at reading other people's evils. It's Chris Goebo. Right here. Actually, I'm on the 26th and 27th show with Bobby and Hasbrok Heights and Yeah, so check me out on that as well. Come on. Case. You want to go on the road? I'm going to go on the road. Can somebody just help me Casey? We are all going to try to finger you Are you are you Latina and how many podcasts do you host? Somebody you come on the road, but you have to drink this first

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