Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - May Fourph

Episode Date: May 1, 2017

This week on YKWD Podcast; Robert Kelly invites on Guests Sam Morril from the 'Keeping Joe Podcast', Dante Nero from the 'Beige Phillips Podcast' and Comic Mike Bain. We talk about Mike's involvement in the YKWD Goodbye Video from Deepu and laugh over his think Boston accent. We discuss Chris Pratt's recent 'Blue Collar Comment' and divulge into some all American movies. Bobby and Lauren have a fun time talking guidos and the 'Blow Out' hairstyle as well! Watch/Listen/Share/Enjoy Dudes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You're listening to Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude on the Riotcast Network Riotcast.com Welcome to the funniest podcast on the Planet Earth. This is gonna be a claustrophic. It's podcast, no rules. What are the mic-ass holes? I'm sure I've already said should I regret it? Can I get a mic-a-pull? No!

What the fuck? That was trying to keep it like a comic-head. I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down, yapping. Sometimes it's hilarious. Sometimes it's 10 no topics. No directions. I love doing it.

No! Way both sides of the coin! That's not what a host does. You love the part. I don't want to do anything. My podcast is popular enough. I might affect somebody's life. You never know.

It's Robert Kelly, so you know what to podcast on lightcast.com. I That's a that's a leather man 11 man. Yeah, what the fuck is that little all-purpose tool? Oh, it's an all-purpose tool Yeah, it's got a pliers is that yours? It was here. It was here. I was using it though. It's my lever man Is that yours? I did buy that lever man. I was using all purpose tool. We're it's good for my clips Yeah, put that right there. So somebody doesn't take that home I was using all purpose tool. We're it's good for my clips. Yeah, put that right there so somebody doesn't take that home. It's called a what?

Leatherman. We'll say that again slow. Leatherman. Leather, like leather. Leather, like a leather man. Uh huh, leather man. Mm hmm. Got a knife in there.

It's nice. Should've used this one. Fucking Lewis was in here. Sure. Sure if some shit goes down or if you get lost in the woods. It's nice. Should've used this one, fucking Lewis was in here. Come with me. Sure, if some shit goes down, or if you get lost in the woods, keep this over your knee. Yeah. Yeah.

We're back, YKWD. You know what, Dad? For fucking Tuesday. What is it, April, April what? 25th, 26th. 25th. 25th. Wow.

It's still not nice outside. Well, it's not, I'm so glad it's not nice. So this is the oldest thing I'm ever going to say, because my grass needs some water. I'm excited with the grass. I really, I really, I know. Yeah, I fucking want grass every year. I'm really nervous. Yeah.

Yeah, when you own a fucking house, I'm going to swear. I don't want to swear in the car. Okay. No, when you own a house, okay. And you know, this one I'm doing too. If I say the F word, a dollar. Ooh. You know, like a little, little swearser?

Swearser. YKWD Swearser. YKWD, swearser. Okay, I'm gonna tally. I'm gonna tally. At the end of the month, we're giving away all the money to a fan. Okay, fuck tally.

Nice. Whoa. It's true. Oh, fuck. All right, don't say the word. You're making me want to say it. The fuck, fuck tally. Nice. Whoa. It's true. Oh, fuck. Don't say the word. You want to say it. The fuck, fuck, Tally. Sure.

All right, enough with the fuck, Tally. All right, there you go. There's your first dog in the fuck. There's your second dog. Oh, fucking third dog. All right, $3 in the talent. Anyways, Lewis will probably try to come on the show just so we can make $1,000.

I know. He'll be the fan. Don't I do not deny all for you. Yeah, but you had a nice garden last year. I have a garden I have all kind of shit. I have a backyard and I want grass and I had the dude plants I gonna my guy my garden as they call him gardener grass guy gardener gardener. Yeah, what are they gardener? All right, my gardener is this fucking 80 year old Italian guy. Oh my favorite written out this guy. He waddles too He can't cuz I don't think he's so old he waddles What's his name I forget his name? I always read how close?

What's his name? I forget his name. I always do. Oh close. Chalo close Peter what the hell's name? Tony oh god Mark go now stop Salvador. No, it's a richy the hell's I'm just naming exploit friends Guys you fucked is that your show? Cut what the hell's his name? That's funny. Guys, you fucked. Is that your show? Cut, what the hell is his name? You're gonna call him my chick here. Tony, no.

I was not Tony. It's one of those names, like Calibri or Galaccio. Oh, like a last name and first name. Or she doesn't answer the phone with a snap. Oh, I don't. Why wouldn't you, what are you doing? You're doing nothing. The phone's in here.

It's busy. What? Oh. Now, if I call twice and you let's just go with Giuseppe it's not Giuseppe trying to save her from fucking Giovano close oh Giuse um G Got it. Just stop. Guy tonno. Guy tonno. Guy tonno. It's Guy tonno. You're lucky. You're lucky you kept for. Welcome, Don. Yeah. So anyways, I got a, but I got to, I got to tell him,

hey, don't cut my lie-lack, push this down. Last year, I go, I, you're going to give the, you know, to your son. He's like, I don't know. No, hell does son. He's like 40 don't know. No, how old is son is like 40 Yeah, okay cut his hand fucking chains. Oh, yeah, hey, how you doing? I'm like I think he cut your hand is it. Oh, it's okay

Oh, you see tendons and like white stuff coming the fat of your hand coming up Crazy Fuck me so I just got back from this club this weekend, stand up live, great club, great town, Phoenix is awesome, great fans, a lot of YKWD fans. Really? Yes, let me say really. That's awesome.

Why would you say that? It makes me excited. Why would you say really? Because I just get really happy. Do you like the word really? Really, really, really, really, really, really, really. Wait, but you're going to Tampa. Mucko to fucking Tampa?

Yeah, you're going to Tampa 20, oh no, you're not. You are the fucking... You're going to actually, right? You're going to Minneapolis, that's where you go. Tell them when the fucking Tampa gig is. Tampa is September. Yeah, September. Oh, really? It's a different,. Oh, we're going back up April 27th, 28th and 29th. I am a playing

acme this weekend. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Minneapolis, where Prince was. Debra's Prince. That is the worst. Top five five words and I'm from Minnesota it literally sounds like a little girl being kicked and go again that's where Michael Jackson I can't think of really bad singer. Sing some prints. Hey, just. And in a red carpet. Hey, Don. Don's calling. Say by the bell.

Weird that your voice dropped when you sang it. Of course it does. Oh, it went up. Nothing. I was calling you to find out what Guy Tano's name was, because I always forget it. But I remember it. And now Lauren's singing prints.

Do you want to hear it? Tell me if you think it's good, Don. Good. Say, just. And in a red carpet. Good. Good. Do you want to hear it tell me if you think it's good done good What do you think ma Both of you Sounds like you. But on May 5th, you go into New Orleans. I'm going to New Orleans.

Yeah, me and Nick DePolo, headlining the Harris, New Orleans. That's going to be fun. It's going to be crazy. Nick DePolo is so fucking funny, man. Are you going to do anything fun there? I'll probably smoke a bat. A bat. I'm still up. I'll probably smoke a bat. A bat. I'm stir up.

I'll probably smoke a bat and then I'll like jump in a parade. I'm gonna jump in a parade. What the fuck are you talking about? Are you gonna be some beads? Yeah, I get your beads. Show me your fucking bones. Let me see those fucking light switches.

I want to see your comments. my family calls and pimples. Let me see those cons No, come on. What is that? Is that a sexual harassment? What's up with your pimples? Oh God. Thank God this show has not Become so left-wing that we can't say show me a cone. Yeah To man and female we keep it See my tits too. Um, but you know where I'm really excited. You're going where Uncle Vinnie's in point pleasant. Why? I mean, I think because it's the Jersey Shore point pleasant. I'm going to take you to Janks. We're going to go to the Jersey Shore spots. I'm going to show you where they lived. I'm going to take you on a real tour. Okay, let me show you how the night's really gonna go. I'm gonna call you that day and go, I can't make it, I'll meet you at the gig. I'm gonna show up at nine o'clock,

fucking right when the gig starts. 20 minutes, the middle goes on, and then I go up, I do an hour, I shake hands, kiss babies, at fucking 11 o'clock, I'm gonna go see ya. The show up in white jeans, white ripped jeans. Go ahead. And a hot pink crop top.

Good. And I'll say, Bobby, let's go. We're going to Janks. I don't even know what Janks. Janks is the hot spot in Point Pleasant. What the fuck is a hot spot? What is a hot spot? I don't know what that is.

So all the green does go. But what is it? It's just like, where you go? What are you going to point about? Well, I understand the concept. I understand. But what, I find it. I don't know.

You are the smartest dumbest person I ever met. Listen, you snorter. What the fuck is it a bar? Is it a nightclub, a rock-up? It's like a bar nightclub. Well, everyone gets like dressed to the 9's, AKA everyone looks really trashy. So you say AKA, everybody looks trashy.'s aka everyone looks really trashy. She's like aka everybody looks trashy.

Yeah, it's so trashy. A lot of spray tans. So much spray tans. I rock Camaro's. So like all the men have their eyebrows waxed to perfection. Do you like that? No! Ew.

It's really only gay guys and guitos that manicure their eyebrows. Man, that's true. They wear the tightest jeans. It's one or the other. Oh yeah, they wear the tightest jeans. Gay guys and Guido's really all have similar lives. They do. They're very similar. Except gay guys fuck chicks in the ass here.

So the Guido's. I mean, fuck guys in the ass and Guido's fuck chicks in the ass. That's weird, right? I did it a guy named Richie who had to blow out when the the blowouts were really popular. I don't know what a blow it is It's like when you slick bet I'll pull up a picture. Was that like what Becky own had the other week? I don't know. Is that a blowout? That like Mr. Freeze kind of Guido blowout But this came out. This is gonna be fun. Yeah, and oh yeah

Like what's his name? Yeah like the holy day, like, holy day, the situation. That's not poly D right there. No, that I think that's a, um, oh my God. What the fuck is a blowout? You know, what is that like the Goddy brothers were really popular? Big gloves. Well, I'm not gonna talk shit about them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now let's. Oh my God. Look at him. Show right now. Yeah. there you go. Wow. All right Well, we go who's coming up today, babe? We got Sam Raul Sam Raul from From

Big Hit on the show. Yeah, we got Dante Nero coming up. Oh shit. He's Philip. You know me and him are gonna fight He's gonna go shut up Bobby. I'm gonna go okay And then we got Mike Bates. You got your leather. I smacked that motherfucker right before I know. I'll stab him. He's got pictures nipple. My love. I'm still under the rings are mine. I get to go home with the rings. Yeah, take the rings. You can take those fucking die cast metal. And then we got Mike Bane from the famous depu video. Oh, yeah, we got the red headed kid that was in the depu video, agreeing with depo talking to Deepo.

I think this should be fun. We'll go back over the Deepo issue. This blowout is ridiculous. I mean, who the fuck? The good looking blowout. It's terrible. It's fucking a terrible haircut. It really is.

And this is what sucks about that. Only the guys that made it famous can really have it Yeah, and everybody else who tries to get it they look stupid You gotta be just the right shade of orange. Yeah, this fun. This guy's a ginger right here This guy's freckles and he's trying to sport a blowout. You can't do it You can't get a blowout. I mean only the guys. Okay, Paulie hit on Paulie Yeah, he's got a blowout. He really has the nice one. Hey Sam.

That's a blowout. What's up, Sam? Where are we sitting? Tell people who we're sitting now. I'm sitting right there next to you. You're over there. How you doing buddy? You're sitting right here.

Are we on there? Yeah, we're on here. We start early. We do a whole thing in the front. Let's announce everybody, please. Sure, we got Sam Morell in the house. Yes. Keeping Joe podcast.

Big hit podcast. We have. Yeah. Please, yeah. Just do it. Don't ask. Because you just now you just making more nonsense. Yeah. He's got keeping Joe podcast on riot cast. With Phil Hanley and Joe Matt. One of the big shows we got that came out with Christy

Chelo and and we got Kathy from Kathy Kaye from Strictly Anonymous. And we also have the runaway hit, which I'm fucking bummed about. The Chip Chipper's in the podcast. The part of the cast is on. It's a fucking hit. It's a hit.

Everybody's in love with Chip. Oh, everybody loves Chip. My wife loves Chip. It's a hit. Everybody's in love with Chapp. Oh, everybody loves Chapp. My wife loves Chapp. Kids love Chapp. My wife doesn't listen to my podcast. Yes, whose podcast she listens to? The Chip Chapp. I'm gonna break her fucking phone.

Who else do we get on the show here today? We have Mike Bain. How's it going, guys? Mike, how you doing, buddy? You all right? You're all right? You're a little nervous, but you're so quiet for. I don't know.

I didn't know where to jump in. can you guys were watching now Paulie D I know you're jumping right the fuck now We were looking at the I guess this haircut is called a blowout have you heard of it? I'm aware I've known plenty of quitos in my day when I do it's monosho bring this fucking haircut back up I want to talk get me a get me a a blown out version of it. I want it a big one. There you go. Give me a fucking nice hot version right there It's I'm jealous of do with no fucking here. I'm envious of just the ability to do that shit. Wow I mean this is time. Yeah, but here's the problem with that. Look at that guy. It's perfect. Yeah, his hair can do it I mean that's that's a fucking hell. Yeah, but he puts effort in I've seen him at a

Mohican son. Yeah, he was just hanging out. Yeah, he has fucking effort But I'm gonna show you the problem ready. That's perfect. That's worth the effort now show go back to the other ones Right there scroll down. All right, okay ready? Get this guy get Get this guy. To do it with a chins drop. No, get the guy with, yeah, right there. No, no, next to him, right there. No, no, right there.

Oh, God, yes. Okay, not so good. Like nobody can fuck, not everybody can do it. Go back. Go back to all those photos. You have to be Paul. Look at these other guys. They're fucking terrible.

Scroll over to the right, mama, mama. Go back to the fucking other go scroll up. Right there. See all those guys? You motherfucker. In the middle where you got the photo. Give me the most. I'm sorry. I really hate you. I love you too. Right here. See all these guys? See the funny guys? See this is a comedy podcast. So I don't want you to go. I see it now. Look at this guy. He can't pull it off. All right. This guy didn't pull it off. This fucking guy. Oh, what is that? That's a Guido look.

I mean, I would fuck that guy. That kind of looks like you were in makeup. That's like someone in transition. I mean, that's a beautiful fucking young woman. I mean, am I out of my line? Listen, I say to this guy, no, that's a goddy bro. That's a guy, you don't mess with goddy bro.

Yeah, that's so man. Yeah, look at that. Look at that, look at that. Look at this asshole. So if you're not poly D, you can't have this hairdo. I struggled with this my whole life. Yeah. Yeah, because you had a nice head of hair.

I had a gorgeous set of hair, but I struggled when I was a boy because I had cowlicks. Okay, which means the hair goes the opposite direction. Type in feathered 1980s haircut. I wanted a Mohawk on my life, and then I started losing my hair at 22 and I just had the past decade accepting that. There you go, watch this, ready? God, did I have this? I wanted this.

Okay, ready? It's going to be this? I wanted this. Okay, ready? It's gonna be a girl. Okay, okay, no, go to the guy. Right over here, the guy, no, that's fucking, no, no, no, not him, that's not a fail. That's fucking Darryl Slurry. I thought it was Dennis Liery. I could've got, you know, Kristi McNickel,

go to Kristi, right to the left. Right, oh God, I'm giving the fucks. That's Kristi McNickel? No, it actually is the one that's I, he is so. I'm giving the that's a make-nickle. No, it actually is the one that I hate you so I don't know who Christi make me go. It bugs me on two levels. Okay. That bugs me. Look at that hair. That's what I wanted my whole

life. I wanted that my whole life. When I was a boy, it was in that was in that haircut was in. It's there's this guy in the Nick Shuron Baker who still has that hair cut. Have you seen that? Look at that. Look at this. Watch this. Ready? Watch Baker who still has that haircut. Have you seen that look at that look at this watch this ready watch that look at that air man Fairfoss I want that here so bad. I still want that fucking here and it's just not available to me because of my cowlicks

Jump on jovy. Oh god his hair Look at that just a couple highlights Just spit now. Oh, it's like it's like fireworks. Couldn't you just straightened it? The perm to shit and then pulled it out. I was from Medford. I'm like am I getting my hair permed? What do you get? I couldn't afford a pack of stuff. Go into the city. Go into the city for per- I last time went into the city. I got my for fireworks and they robbed me. When I'm gonna go down over time. I mean look at that the feathered fucking 1980s haircut was my shit. I'm a look at that look at that.

She had the best hair. I had a friend of mine Eddie Regazzini had that haircut. I tried to get that hair cut. That's a good name. And it wouldn't fucking work man. I couldn't get it. Never feather it. That he used those scissors that fucking had like one missing every other scissor. Oh feather

scissors. Pill those up. Is not there here? Is he late? Yes. Oh, I wonder why. Yeah, it's not a stereotype. It's not. Is it actually drove in probably? You've got that Jeep. Yeah, it's got that Jeep. That big Jeep. Hi, scroll down, scroll down. Ah, where are they? Right there.

No, where are they? Right there, right there. Right there. No. Right there. Yeah. Let's get that little, see the little, the, yeah, right there.

That's what makes the feather. Over there to the right. Give me this. Yeah. We get a mouse from you. I had limited options. I had to just the fucking jufrot.

There's all I had. I couldn't do it. I am. Get out of here. Go. Now, why wouldn't you tell me that? It was in the contract for our cast.

I did mention it. Nobody out. Yeah. Yeah. Jufros tough too. You can't do much. It's almost a relief. Nobody out. Yeah. Yeah, Jew froze tough too. You can't do much. It's almost a relief. The options are limited. There's not much you can do with it.

Yeah, like what we have right now is a ginger dude. There's nothing I can do with my fucking shit. But it's you. I had it. What'd you have, a curly ginger? Well, curly when I was young, I got straight, but then it was just, you know, people called me flame crush my whole fucking life.

So I just kind of fucking left it alone. You can see it's from Boston because he's fucking, I'm fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking, fucking fucking, I'm first of all those fucks that I just said do not count. I'm on an F meter okay. What? Because I want to stop saying because I don't want to sound like this ass anything. Okay.

Yeah. Because I, we, there's something about Boston people that every time we get yapping with fucking these go count. I'm I'm making an example. Fuck is like an hour and a half. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking. Fucking cocks. I sure the guy go. He used it in the middle of a word. He was like, fuck, fuck you. you fucking cock. I'm counting it. Fucking sucka. He put fucking in the, no, you can't. I timed out.

Okay. I don't want to sound like he just started speaking. And he got me in, I wanted to talk like him. So you're trying to not say anything, just fuck. Just F. Say, hey, you're not gonna catch me. You, yeah, I swear too much. I say the F word too much.

It's ridiculous. It's like, and I try to do a Facebook video. I sound like just an asshole. The asshole that I am going, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, dope, fucking, and the fans, fucking, dope, and the fucking. It sound like Ted Kennedy with fucking sit-hums.

I'm gonna explain this to you. I Welcome to the show Here's a dollar the fucking show I'm gonna give that one away Are you donate to a charity? I'm gonna a fan. We're gonna give it to a fan at the end of the month Oh nice at the end every month. I'm gonna give the F meter it to a fan at the end of the month. Oh nice. At the end of every month I'm gonna give the F meter bucket to a fan. Oh wow. And they'll make that money and we'll choose the fan Whoever sends the best tit pick and I'm getting So anyways, yeah, uh, what was I fucking talking about you goddamn son of a bitch blowouts blowouts

You got to look up this guy Ron Baker in the next because he's still doing it do Ron go to Larry Bird first type in Larry Bird okay hair cut I mean his haircut was the war remember Larry birds his was feathered yeah yeah yeah it was feathered no scroll wait wait okay over here this one right over there the top row now I he hate you kind of legitimize it because Larry bird was jabad I see you can rock that back in the 80s. Yeah, okay, look at this fucking look at that. That's the The most ashes gross, but I was just not loading you just gonna do this. Yeah Fucking hate this, okay, just go to an old all right look at that

Look at make it big. Can you make it big? Make me big. I mean, make it big. Make it big. I mean, his hair cut was the way he had bangs. That's when bangs were in. When I was alive, I wanted bangs. But you see how his hair,

he can't have, because he has a cowlick in there. Right in the middle of that fucking poofy. Right here, I'll show you. Right in here. I'll show you right in here. See this right here Right here see this right there. That's where he comb you you get the brush and you comb back and down It looks ridiculous with a hairdryer. You need a hairdryer for this Yeah, but you're banging really wanted granted. They were mostly pale Boston first of it He was not bang if let me let's just step this straight young buck. How old are you? I'm 30 okay? Listen, I'm a little I was alive when he was there. Okay, you weren't he was not bang, let me let's just step this straight young buck. How old are you? I'm 30. Okay, listen, I'm a little I was alive when he was there. Okay, you weren't.

He was not banging anybody. Nobody, I don't care if he was the greatest of all time. Nobody's fucking that. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. Larry Legend, man, he got laid. There are no stories. There are no stories about him getting pussy. There was no stories. This guy got met a girl, got married and had kids. He was out of it. He might be, he was a smart and he kept it under the rug. Under the rug?

Yeah. Is that a fucking, was that a hair gel? Oh, there you are. Yeah, wait a break the stereotype. Right in the middle. Yeah, wait a minute. No, you're gonna put you on the smol chair on the side. Um, wait a break the stereotype. Hey, D- going to put you on the small chair on the side. Um,

way to break the stereotype. That's not deep. Oh, that's that's movie, Christophe. Oh, Oh, shit. Yeah, that's movie, Christophe. That's fucking my Chris. That's deep, two point. Oh, can you say that five times? Deep, two point. Oh, deep, two, two, the get to it. What's talking about hair? 2.0. Can you say that five times? Deepu 2.0. Deepu 2.0. They can't do it. We're talking about hair. That's a great look at him when you shake his hands, please.

Don't do that weird fucking alpha male thing. I think I look at him. No, I'm talking to him looking at you. I'm defending you, you fucking. Oh, man. He doesn't need me. I just fucking, I shook his hand first. Yeah, but you shook it.

Do you want to like this? How you doing, Sammy? I asked him to shake my hand. Yeah, but look, I'm saying hand first. Yeah, but you shook it. Do you want like this? How you doing, Sammy? I asked him to shake my hand. Yeah, but look, I'm saying you look. Shut your mouth. Listen. Right off top. I have a leather.

I have a leather. I'll fucking twist your nipples. You cock suck. I like that. I like that. I'll take that airing out. Don't fuck them. Come on, Sammy.

When I shake your hand, I pretend to. I don't know what the She won what do you mean a good one the wave the wave is the good one? Why don't you get me one? I'll give you mine You can have mine. All right. Where is it? I'll bring it to you. I win I'm lonely. I don't get gifts anymore. I will bring I'll bring your brand new wave All right, great. Well, anyways, didn't you're the president for me? I want to All right, great. Well, anyways, didn't you have a present for me? I want a present for you.

I told you to wait. Why? To when? To when? Thursday. I'm not waiting till, you know, fucking tell somebody. I said, no, I didn't say, I said, I have a surprise. Okay, you don't surprise somebody on fucking Tuesday, Thursday.

Am I wrong, ladies? No, no, it better be. The other way. Oh, yay! That's awesome. I said, all right, great. And we got excited. We had a moment. Yeah, we had a moment because I thought it was today I was getting it. Now I'm going to wake you up Thursday to get to know it.

It's going to be fucking anticlimactic. It's not going to live unless it's a hand job. I'm going to bring you a wave as a surprise. Next time I see you. You suck. Don't ever do that to me again If you get surprises for me you that day you give them to me, you know fuck I had a surprise We'll give it to you in a month. Yes, I forget by the time it comes you forgot anyway I put it in your calendar. It's good to see that therapy is really calming you down

You know what it meant I know swearing for you. I don't say F. What I don't want to you ever waiting at Alan's like fucking Billy Burr's cousin I still swear I fucking swear Leave an Alan's office and you see who's going in you're like yeah, there's no way this works You ever walk in and see somebody before you like this. No, I'm not following that queen Queen shit that was going on Yeah, it's awful. I actually been therapy's been pretty good lately

Even though last week with me and Lewis got no big fight. I'm you probably heard about that I thought it was a shit What happened but ever there was some I thought it was a first issue. Well, I'm not in here. What happened? Well, there was some lower level comic drama that I shouldn't even be fucking involved in. Yeah. Are you keeping track of the fucking watch?

No, I should just not one. Slum is two. You're fucking three. Three. Fuck you. No, he's working. Hi. No, it is working.

I'm doing this is a gag. This is a drug gag. Um, whatever. No, I didn't hear it. Somebody double crossed him and he wanted all of us and I was, who was it? I was a friend of the person. We can't tell you because he doesn't want, nobody wants me to tell anything. And then we get his side of that.

And I was like, look, I'm not going to turn on this person. If it's true, yes. And he was like, you fucking, you know. You got double crossed. What is that? I don't know what that means. It's not about Sam's girl, no? What Sam's girl? What? What are you talking about?

I heard about that. I didn't know what that was. Somebody was fucking with Sam. It's not a whole nother thing. Oh, you bring it up, something else? You drama. I'm like, oh, look at Sam frozen. He's like, durian. Let's move bring it up something else you drama Sam frozen he's like I love Sam's girl more than I like Sam Yeah, yeah, but I gotta call about it. No, don't talk about this But yes, yeah, but I got a call about it. No, don't talk about this

What now I'm do not talk about Everything you don't tell you Here's a problem, right? First of all, I love this girl a lot. She's the best. Okay. I was on a set with her a month ago or so and she treated me like her brother, like we're family, sweetest girl ever. So there you go. She's a great actor. What was me? First of all, you love me. I do love you.

So shut your face. Take it, take it, see what the fuck is wrong with you. You can do a bit, I can't. Is what you want? I'm still in the bit. I'm in the bit. I was going for my time, so my love. I know, right, good. I listen. I don't like that. That's in the studio.

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Mike, Mike, is it Mike? Yeah, I thought it was Mike. No, it's a good friend of yours. Mike Bane. Is it a last name? Oh, it's funny because he was, you know, there's been a lot of controversy the last couple podcasts here.

And I'm getting sucked into it. About what? And it turns out for all the people that last week, because I wouldn't really call this person a dickhead or whatever it was, I wouldn't, look, I love Louis, but I'm not gonna just, if I like you, I'm not just gonna fuck you, because I've done that so many times before,

where a friend of mine called me up, this person's a con, fuck her, and then I'm going, yeah, fuck her, and then a month later, I'm treating that person like a continent shit ad. And then I see them all drinking together and they're pals. And that ass- You're the one. Never told you.

And then I go, what the fuck? I fucked up. I was drunk that night. I apologize. What's up with you? Yeah, yeah. They don't like me anymore, because I said, I treated them like shit for a month.

And now I'm on, I'm know somehow I'm in this shit. And that's what happened. I was like, you know, look, if that's true, but it fucked you and it was a big fun. And then I find out for you motherfuckers who I muted, I don't get your fucking tweets anyways. And you don't even know it. People tell me, just a look, and I go,

Cutter, I don't even hear you. You're fucking into an abyss, nothing. I hear nothing. And he fucking apologized. And fucking wrote a letter. So if I had fucking tri- If I were, yeah, fuck, I'd be writing a letter. I think we're about 20 fucks in that rant right there.

I got him. She got him on. Could you help me a little bit, maybe in the middle? I can. How much is there? One, two, three. Damn.

You're supposed to go one, two, three, four, five, and slash five. That's 13 bucks. We're literally a half hour into the show. What is the hell with which one of your kids college fund? How about a boob job for me? How do you want to change it, though? So, why don't you get you,

it's gonna have to deal with those. That means it's true love. I'll get you a boob job if anyone. I don't think so,. So, we haven't get you, it's gonna have to deal with those. That means it's true love. I'll get you a boob job if you want. I don't need it, but you know, if you don't want them, it's gonna have to deal with that wig you have on. But he, this guy, a week before our partner, what? Sorry. Just say it.

Don't do fucking injustice to me. Sorry. Cause it makes me go what the fuck What is that Fuck yeah, we put it right in front of the camera that's what I was trying to tell her to move it Well, just tell it a move it. I mean, it's not how it's turned here. I mean, just say, hey, Lauren, move the thing and I'll go, what? And you'll go, and then I'll go, no fucking,

I thought you were swinging at me. I thought you were like, that was a story about my- Brian, Michael, Michael, Michael. Michael Bosch. Getting a good friend. Well, people left a show, we all know that. He left a show. Oh, I didn't know that. Well, what the fuck is that? I don't know. Wait. We say a lot left a show we all know that he left. Oh, I didn't know that

We say a lot of stuff we own I'm like I don't fucking keep up on punchline magazine or whatever So this is permanent yeah, hopefully Don't count on it dude. He's good. Yeah, yeah. He's saying right now. You're all good in the game. And Scopo gone too? Scopo's gone. Yeah. Lauren replaced Scopo. Okay. He replaced Devo. Devo.

Yeah, this is the new team. And I tell you what, I'm not even fucking with you. Was it amicable to split? Yeah, I mean, for the most part, I mean, look, he, you know, he didn't, look, when you do this, first of all, when you do this job, okay, I can, he wanted this job. I offered this job to a bunch of people,

there was a bunch of people that came in for it, we had a big show about it, Deepam said, look, I really want this. And I said, you know what, you can have it. And I gave him full rain. I said, you do whatever you want, he asked, I want to do this, I want to try that. I go, how much? Okay, great. Here's the money.

We built this whole system together. All this stuff was deep, me and him, I want, and then me going, hey, I want this. I want that. I want a couple more cameras, right? And he did this and he learned, he really worked his tail off for the show and did a lot for the show. We did a lot together, but it came to the point where it was like done with the show. And it showed, I can tell when you're done with the show because if I ask you

to do something and you say yeah, yeah, yeah, and you don't do it, you got to go. But you know what I mean? We got cast and lion and then it was you know. One tough fuck. So anyways, he called in sick one week. It was for two weeks. He goes, I think I'm, I go, I said, we're coming back in two weeks. He goes, I think I'm still going to be sick. I'm like, either you have AIDS or you're lying. I swear to God, I called him up, I go, you're dying of the fucking hivers or you're lying. And he goes, I think it's time for me to move on. I go, I go, cool. I'll say, I think, you shit together, just, I got another guy, I'm going to call. And I was in now'll just, if I not, I'll do it. And we just teach whoever it is.

He's like, okay. But then he went on his fucking podcast, not his podcast. He had a podcast, had him on as a guest. And they were breaking down. I thought I was just gonna say it. I wasn't intentionally involved in that. I mean, I was told we were gonna talk comic books

and nerd shit. And then as I get in there, he's like, oh, I just left white kid WD and I was like, okay. And he's like, I mean, I got that clip of me, but I mean, 20 minutes before we're arguing about fucking Pokemon. So it's not like it should be taking me. I hate the friends with Steve, you know, not really. I mean, I met him a few times when I came down here.

Yeah. Also, I was crashing his place. So I made sure to agree with him. You crashed in his place? Yeah. You sleep with Deepo's house? I think it was his brother's place. Why, he lives with his brother? I don't know what this situation was, but he gave me a house. I think it was his brother's place. Why he lives with his brother

I don't know where the situation was but he gave me a couch. I was happy to take it. I Well, don't I'm not trying to confirm. I mean, it's okay. I just didn't he's like, I don't know I just thought I figured you he works for you know a situation. I have that's another thing I had no idea we never talked I would invite him to my stuff and he would just sit there and he felt uncomfortable But I get this happens to me a lot Like I'll have the barbecue and I have people go Well, dude you had the headline of tape in an open mic table

I'll have civilians who are in the business be like dude all the comics are together. Hey Get suck up your nuts and go sit down next to somebody What the fuck you want me to teach you how to be social? I was I was supposed to cook 500 hamburgers and steak tips and make sure everybody's getting along sit down next to somebody. What the fuck do you want me to teach you how to be social? I'm supposed to cook 500 hamburgers and steak tips and make sure everybody's getting along, suck my dick. Steak tips are so good. I was gonna say that. They're so good. They're really good. They're so good. You know what? Steak tips. So I can change these bopsy tips. Steak tips. You do not, your voice does not, your face. Why is that?

Well, you expect to meet us on like, I don't know. Fucking little more spinky. Save micro processors. Micro processors. I was not expecting that voice and face to know about Pokemonies. I was, yeah. I had a right feel. That was going to be a fight.

I've done good donuts and rape. I'm talking about those two. I can, I'm, I'm a Renaissance man. Well, you talk about rape. I'm going to get out that room. Fucking. Fuckin' whenever a couple bloggers on top of you. So anyways, he went on the show and I never knew the guy. I never, you know, I tried, but then it was like money too. It's like, look, this show makes money and I split it with these fucking guys. But I can't, you know the money thing.

Yeah. It's like dude. You never got back everything that you put in. Well, ever. But I don't, know the money thing. Yeah, it's like dude. You never got back everything that you put in Well ever but I don't look it I'm not doing this for a career right now and we finally set up a process with the premium channel Which right here I finally got the creeps for kids stuff. I want to give this to you Thanks, keep some kids is on there. All right. We We gotta get that to Rob to get it behind the premium channel. Finally, we have a chance for our fans to help us out,

pay $1.99 a month. I like the you worker to do this and the bike. And become. So you gotta do that, too, no, they'll fucking 15 second this. If they don't know something cool's gonna be, they might miss out. I might say something cool right now about my asshole.

So, I might go back into the premium channel if you go get the app for free. $199.99. $199.99, and you can get mine too at the base folks. Yeah. Not get it. Robert Kelly's, you know, what do that? Yeah. Well, a lot of people are getting it.

And you got an app. And yeah, I have one too for the base folks. So he, uh, so that's all about deep deeper we're done with deeper. Yeah, I was like fucking, you know, I gotta go. I'm timid. You know, he's timid and he, you know, he's not timid. He has timid. He's not timid. And he's intimidated by you. That's what we're like 20 years. That's what we're like. I'm just saying he's a timid dude. This will be unlike. A lot of you don't know you, you think it's more than it is what are you talking about? Because you fucking yellow people in Christmas. I don't yell at people who are fucking stupid and those stupid

people like you right now fuck up I'm not now you're on your toes. You don't know what I'm doing. No, I don't keep it wild. You are Oh keep said to go fuck yourself. I spoke to my phone. He said make sure I tell you there's no way he announced you to the words that well Tell Bobby I said go fuck himself. Well, he's right. He's a stroke so he got a hard time on the bob It's weird. Yeah. So he was on the show and we ripped it apart.

Me. Yeah. I didn't hear it, but I wasn't. It was pretty bad. It was a good one. It was funny. But we're talking about this fucking out. I was sticking up for you for the most part because he's from Boston.

And I want to stick out for food, but they were fucking trash in this clock. So the funniest part was when Deep went, uh, what the fuck did he say? He goes, uh, he goes, uh, he was on his show and you guys travel. He was on his new show. I got a call. He was on his, he was on his, he was on his new show, trash, not trashing, but deep. Who has a new show from here? He goes, yeah, he has his own show.

It's like his name is Grazer. I love that he has all this new stuff. Yeah, he has all this new stuff. Like he has a scroll bar on the side. I asked for that around a year ago for our show. I was like, oh, I don't know if I can do it. I'll fucking day one, he's got it up on his. Anyways, yeah, he said, I need, my comedy needs space.

And then it goes right to him, he goes, what do you mean by space? I mean, in my defense, Deepwood told me the numbers of listeners before. And I feel like I could have said the Holocaust was a great achievement and never would have come back to play me in the ass. So I wasn't expecting that to show up on you. Well, it might come back to play you in the ass in this one. Well, you're from Boston, so they won't, it won't. Well, actually, you'll get a fan base.

All you from Boston so they won't it won't Actually, you'll get it fan base I think you say something about the blacks and you're in Yeah, so I love the world look head and you know Dude, I just son out the will but though that I fucking told the black people Dude the yeah, it was it was whatever we had a fun with it We had a lot of fun with it, but this guy got caught in the middle of it was pretty funny Because he had a sit there and take he had to this guy got caught in the middle of it. It was pretty funny. Because he had a sit there and take. He had to be part of that podcast. And then we were like,

we're just trashing it. It was just fucking ridiculous. It's like, you know, just move on. Just go. And don't blame me for you not being funny. Everybody's that mic was hot. I never turn. If I turn at the mics off, you know, fine. But I give you a hot mic on the show. Like, Skolpa, I never turn, if I turn the mics off, you know, fine. But I give you a hot mic on the show. Like, scope, I told them, I give you a hot mic every week. Not, you know, many people would love to be there just hanging out every week, you're here every week. Don't blame me for not being funny.

You can be as funny as you want. Like Lewis said that last week, we're talking about the Don Rickles being the top five and we have the debate and then he goes, we ever gonna be funny on this podcast podcast who the fuck is preventing anybody from being funny right if you're not having a good time and not being hilarious on this podcast hey come up with a fucking funny line and spit it out these work anyways I'm a little bit of those fucks. Oh, I got him you did you know what you're a fucking

Trader you said fucking why not just embrace it embrace what it's saying fuck because you know why I have time to end it It's time to why is it time because it's just time to I don't I feel your kid you really did that you know,, for a while he was like, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna curse on stage and then he was like, fuck that. All right, can we not bring up every, you know, I mean, other famous guys, more successful guys. Hey, you know, fucking Dave, she pal, all right, relax. All right.

I'm not doing it because Billy did it. I'm just saying he did it and then he won't just turn back because it was natural. I mean, this is what you and then you weren't turned back because it's natural. I mean, this is what you decide you talk. How you gonna change how you talk now? I'm gonna change how I talk by not using the F word all the time. How many, how's that working out? I think you used to get you to stop. We donate all the proceeds to D Poos new podcast. Yeah.

Uh huh. Or to my boob job. A foo-doo boob job. Do you really want a boob job? No, I really don't. Do you really want bigger boobs? How big are you trying to go? So we're gonna go.

I don't. I don't think it. What do you say? How big are you trying to go? No, I don't want big boobs. I'm just fucking. Can I ask you, can you not be as creepy? Yeah, that was a 10. That was a 10. That was a 10. There's more than how big you want to go. Originally I can I ask you can yeah, can you not be as creepy? Yeah

How big you want to go Bigger they now and I feel like that was pretty piecewise and I would have been better Yeah, yeah, this is the problem with you is you only move your eyes when you talk any talks Into the side of his mouth. Yeah, you gotta use your own hand to make it. No, yeah sit up a little Yeah smile every once if even you have to fake it you had a little to tick Here's like You know whisper it in a van No, don't get you get a seat cup if you get anything or a B cup I love fake titties and if you can get a good person to do it you're you're in business if you get Colin Quinn, let me just get this real quick if you get it if you get a good person to do it, you're in business. If you get, uh, uh, Colin Quinn, let me just

get this real quick. If you get it, if you get a good person to do it, my wife's got them. Don's got them. Yeah. Hers is really shit. I mean, I don't want to, you're on the podcast. You're on the podcast live. I know that. Don't yell at me. I know I'm on the podcast. Start at 345. Okay, great. Wow. Okay know your whole schedule. Where I am this weekend. Hey, Minnesota, ask me where my next weekend. Oh, shoot, shoot. I don't know. Hold on. Hold on. What are you checking into? One night or something and he's a little on his with the power. What? Wow, see?

Let me tell you about Colin Quinn. This is his thing with me. He's been doing it for years. He stalks me. He fucking memorizes my schedule. He'll call me somewhere and go, hey, how you doing? How's Tennessee? And I'm like, what the fuck?

What the fuck I've actually said to him hey, we should get the other comment laughing a little Asian girl He said to me let we should get together and I go do we should get together and like two Sundays he goes now You're gonna be in Oklahoma. I'm like what? It bugs me so bad Listen to you fucking sick out. I'm here with I'm here with Dante near all so calm Yeah, he was late surprise surprise Yeah, it parked at a poca-lip-to-walking dead truck outside somewhere Get it hit or remove fucking five gas tanks off the back and a fucking beer carcass.

I love my truck. I don't love you truck. The fact that you have your face on the side of your truck makes me... It's actually your face. I don't know if you know that. Well, here's the deal. It's really close. Here's the fast.

Here's the deal. I feel bad for the person. Whatever guy had to put that on for you. Hang on, what is this guy out of his mind? Bobby, look at this room. Lauren just I'm trashin Dante. I'm trashin Dante. I don't see why you would want your image anywhere. That doesn't make sense. It went, hey, look at the room. And it's just my head everywhere. Everywhere. I actually have to go.

I actually have to go there tomorrow to do the chip podcast. That's the same part of my life. And Thursday, where are you going, Colin? Why, Kate, why do they all have to stalk me? That's why I have to stalk you. Yeah, well, let me, where are you going Thursday? To Sam Morrill and whatever the hell that is. What the fuck is his last name?

Morrell. Sam Morrell. He has no morals. I was cute. It's Morrell. That was a good mic, Kaplan, joke. It's Sam Morrell. Super Bowl, Sally Bowl.

It's Sam Morrell. It's Phil Hanley. And it's Joe Mackie. It's called, oh, nice. It's called Keeping Keeping Joe or we're pale with weak bones podcast. Someone might break a shin stepping up a curve podcast. Nobody looks good naked here And I have a fine young man a young comic from Boston name what's your name again Mike Ben? I just his voice cracked his name. He's nervous talking to you Quinn Mike Bane Bane say hi to Mike Bane

Mike I know all those new Boston comics man. Do you know Lenny Clark and Steve Swinney? We came up together yeah. All right what kind of pastry did you have today? Well I just finished a little ice cream sandwich. That was pretty good. Do you lick your thumbs? Cause the ice cream sandwich clock stuck to your thumb. Has it kind of melted a little bit. And then you use your tooth front teeth to scrape it off

You're fatty you're fatty I'll see you the big bash tonight. Oh, yeah, we're gonna do that show all right And then we have another show we got to go are you doing the I got to do the benefit over at the village on the ground and then go to the party What of the dinner we call what is it a dinner? Yeah? All right, I'll see you over. I got a celebrity coming to my show tonight. Oh then go to the party. What is the dinner we call? What is it? Dinner? Yeah. I got a celebrity coming to my show tonight. Oh. Tim Gage.

Hey, call. Yeah. He's the best. There's no better guy in the business. He's the coolest He's the coolest guy and the funniest and the best. He should be your story with Killin He should be the richest. Yeah, right. So I this fucking business is fucking shit to me How the fuck he cuz you know what he put everybody as soon as he got his shot He put us all in it. I'm talking all of us. Yeah, but he's got he's

His last few specials are I think put them up there at least, you know with money I don't know I don't know what he makes artistically WD on a Tuesday I'm saying artistically man specials when you have that much time. I think yeah, of course These numbers a ton of call it so many brilliant comics who are underrated, you know? It's a, I mean, me, call what? What?

I don't know the joke. No, it's not a fun joke. Just a little bit. The isn't, man. I hate what people say, dude, you're a great actor. Yeah, we are a comic, comic, comic. I would love the comic part too. You see, thanks a lot.

I hope you fucking die under a truck. Um, I think you're going gonna win an Academy Award one day. Yeah, thanks. Peepie. If I win an award, if I ever get another TV show and win an Emmy, I'm literally shutting this down. No. Make me keep going and like check in like you.

I'll let fucking Brian, which you name again? I'm gonna let Mike have this fucking show. He's gonna come here have this fucking show. He's gonna come here and just replace me. It's the same thing, I gotta put what? Fucking 80 pounds on this kid. Same fucking guy, look at that little fucking button nose. Gotta get rid of those fucking English doll eyes.

Fucking stretch those. I'm gonna shave the ass soon enough. Yeah, and you should, that baby craw on the front is disturbing. You look like a paper boy. I know, it's been a whole non, I just didn't fucking care. You look like the bad old friend's. I tried to fight it. I took a patient that had fun with my dick

and I was like, I'm done with this shit. Can I tell you what you do, seriously? What is that? Don't get rid of it. I'll tell you why. Because everybody has a shaved head. Nobody has that. You'll get more gigs on TV,

having that head or that hair. Because they can always shave it. But if you look like that, I tell you what you really should do. Keep the hair, work on the jokes. And I'm not saying you're not funny. No, no, no, no, I don't mean it like you're not funny. I don't, you're probably funny now, right? You're probably not saying it.

I think so. As if he wasn't before. Shut up, Bobby. What does he say? I Set up mommy I got Quinn smash me alright I call him back. I feel terrible. I'm saying your act is good That's funny what you tweet man. I'm not gonna tell anybody but good. I was pretty funny It was real edgy you right. You're obviously right. I should not go boy. I love you so much. All right

Yeah, what'd you see a course? I'm right. I don't think I cut about it, but the fuck The fuck who says a course I'm right someone says, when someone calls back and says, dude, you're right, I'm sorry. And you go, a Corse I'm right? What the fuck? That's a therapy right there. That's what that was, that was good. Thank you, that's you.

That's CQ. Okay, captain. All right, I'll see you later. Bye. No, what I mean by that, I mean, I'm not, you see you taking it, you said it. I'm saying that. Sweat on your'm not. Yeah, you're taking it. You said it. I'm saying that in your jokes. Let me. You'll be funny.

At the time I try to explain it, you. Yeah. If you don't have a fucking 10 pound silver skull on your chest, listen, no, just be keep working on the jokes. Be funny because it doesn't matter. Louis CK looks just like you. And he's hilarious. Nobody says, dude, you should shave your head.

Gro, he doesn't matter what you look like. You make your own, you find your own niche. How about the same haircut? He just grew with a ponytail out. They're just hilarious, yeah, you don't give. Look at you, you look like a fucking, you'll murder somebody, you have murder people. Oh, you know voodoo and how to make a good fucking,

you're making stew with fucking lamb head and fucking ham hawks and you do I know you know that's where you get that fucking earring from your first stew. I am amazing stew. You should come out for some stew. Stop with the stew. Nobody want your child stew. No, nobody want your stew on their style. I can't leave We stopped your impshape with my my my my in there's no way it's so precious Yeah, and she stops Can you blink once Michael just like different levels of creepy

Different shades different ages I want to bring up this video real quick. Let me see it real quick. We're going to move on from this deeper shit. You got a little logo down there too. You got your logo. I love that every comic made to it about them. The Chris Pratt one.

I want to see this. First of all, no, bring up the other one, the milk chick one. I just want to put this in your head real quick. Oh, yeah. I just wanna get it every, yeah. I just wanna get everybody juiced up before we start. There we go, and she had it at the wrong, there we go. There we go, ready?

It's a great one, everybody get this in your head. Hell, there we go. Boom, boom. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. Boom. Boom. Yeah! This part is the accent, the interaction at the end. Uh. That's it. Oh So I'm sorry my bell shake brings out the hot some fucking Scottish English old dude

That's the fucking you one of the hangs out with her. I'm gonna dirty make you go out. I'm probably banged her at some point. I'm gonna bring up the Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt got in a lot of trouble because this is not a minute. Oh, I saw this, yeah. It's starting to bug me. Read this, Lauren, so because deep...

Tante has a hard time reading. Okay, so do I. I don't see personal stories that necessarily resonate with me because they're not my stories. Can you read a little sexier? Okay. One second, can you read a little sex here? Okay.

He said, I think there's room. Oh, well. Not Jersey sex here. Can you? And probably an audience that would be hungry for that. That's what it's talking about. The lines of the average blue-coll color American isn't necessarily represented in Hollywood. His comments immediately, I don't know the word.

Elicited, elicited. It's right there. The like passionate, honest. It's dead. You can sound about it. From tweeters, who are quick to remind Pratt that not only are there a ton of movies about working class white men

There are other and more pressing River the vegetational issues to focus on in Hollywood Here's a tweet. Yeah, Jess said Jess said dear Chris Pratt There is literally no shortage of movies about blue collar white men Go home your of movies about blue collar white men. Go home, you're canceled. So, throw down. There's another one. That's a problem with these trolls. What does one say? The average blue collar American worker isn't represented in Hollywood. Says Chris Pratt, who played a shoe shiner in a popular sitcom.

Keep going down. Right there. Trudy. Yeah. So, when Chris Pratt says Hollywood doesn't show blue collar, I feel at the root he's saying more rich whites than working slash poor whites. What the fuck? Oh, look at that. Now, here, now, you, you, now this guy who's, now, first of all, sweetest guy ever, hilarious. I mean, just a down to earth guy,

wife, kid, dogs, sweet guy, just came into real fame in the last couple of years because of Guardians and the Galaxy. I mean, now he's a legitimate, lost a ton of weight. He was just a fat white guy. Yeah, got to rip. It's called a reverse Bobby Everything in my life

You me. I'm sorry. I was wondering how long it was going to be before you turn around and get me a fucking one. So Chris Pat was spawns. That was actually a pretty stupid thing to say. All owned that. There's a ton of movies about blue collar America. What are they? Can we name them? Can we name them? What is it? Let's see. Let's see. What? What name one?

Can anybody name one? What was the one with KCF like recently? I checked it by the scene. Now, okay, that's one. The one with John Krasinski, right? You know I'm talking about? Nope. About the water?

Nope. All right. What about the water nope Rocky right I mean all the Every movie back when it was all whites slum dog Somebody in the chat said Paul Blart But I have all caught I love that's true Paul Mars. Who else? No collar.

Niggas, give me give me. But there's a ton of them. Tell me the ton of them. Missy Jesse, fucking asshole. There's not. There's not a ton of things. He's saying, hey man, I'm glad that I can represent that guy for people. Because he does.

Well, there's the people that go in there. There is a lot of annoying about him. There is a lot of like Chris Pratt is why because he's not Thor or Captain I could Chris Pat was a fat dude that got into shape You know what I mean he wasn't that fat Listen Yo fat to okay, let's not get out of the fucking ballpark, okay? All right, I'm looking at Reddit, you sure.

I know, but you're fat too, okay? When you laugh, things jiggle, okay? Look at what he was. He was pretty fat, dude. Look at him. He went from that guy, but when he was the other guy, he was happy. He doesn't look unhappy there.

I'm hungry. But now we tell ourselves, so I don't know't know I mean I think all that money makes you happier What's that I think all that money is made doing movies made him happier? Well, you are Ricky's like lake at one point Money makes you out you know really annoys me is that his fucking not a black accent when he said it's like the apology Money makes you happy First off, he shouldn't have to apologize, but second off he does that, it's like the apology. That money makes you happy. First off, he shouldn't have to apologize, but second off, he does apologize,

which is like, kind of, if you feel sorry, say it, and then people are still coming at him. That's what I hate, but it's still going on the map to the apologize. Where there's like that smug mob mentality that I've heard this before, it overwhelms reason. Where you're just like,

these people get together, they're so angry that it doesn't matter what he says. They're just still going at him, and I hate that shit. You gotta keep an eat the dick dick in the chamber all the time. Fuck you. But here's the thing, look how fat he was. Look at him, he's so fat and then he's so sexy.

Yeah, you're right, I think that, but he has a new movie coming out right now. It's going to be massive. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 is going to be massive. He has a huge company behind him right now and they're the ones that made that call. They're the ones that went, look, you better fix this, right the fuck now.

Because we need little girls to like you. We need lesbians, we need left, right. We need never controversial statement though. And also that's his opinion then, who gives this shit? Like why can't he say that? People just like to be pissed off. You can say it in the privacy of your own car. That's what you can say it.

That's what you can say things now. Workers are underrepresented. It's like, maybe they are. Like I can't think of that many blue collar movies off the top of my head. We just try it. I'm trying to think. But you can't. There is no blue collar guy.

There is no just everyday guy. It's mostly some guy who you can't be. Yeah. Who you can't there is no blue collar guy. There is no just every day guy. It's mostly some guy who you can't be Yeah, who you can't be I mean name one. Well think of another one. We'll get the mall cop was one. There's got to be another one I mean they go to the IMD big I guess you could argue that any cop movie or any you know what I mean? I guess you could argue that boxing movie Boxing is blue collar Rich people don't box

Boxing blue coat when you're a millionaire champion. Yeah, but you become a millionaire champion. So you're not blue collar anymore She's really trying to get into blue collar in a minute. So she she actually typed in blue collar movie I'm DB. I go to you know what go to the Google and type in Google, Google, blue collar, white mail. It's so fucking nuts. The piece, it's weird that, like I guess you're right though, that he's this mainstream star now and the studio is behind him, you gotta apologize because you have to piece these morons when you're that big.

You really have to, you can't, you can't have any of the opinions that differs with anyone now. No, it's insane. Oh, they're fucking attacked. And I'm also like, you know what? There are people who I like better for having their opinion, you know, and that's different than mine. It wouldn't if everyone opinion was consistent. You really be fucking really think that they wouldn't go to see his movie because of this. I don't think so. I think people would still go. Some people would.

I mean, that type of that type of of person Yeah, but she probably might not have gone anywhere. I'm going on Look at look at how Trump has made people numb to like he's done So much shit. It's just like he just doesn't give a fuck and they just plow through it now But that's even getting scary dude that inti for shit is scary. I'm not saying it's not scary But I'm saying it's really these people are getting so scary Their violence is off the chart They're fucking because somebody else believes something different than them and I'm not talking about

Racism or a misogyny. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about people believe in different economics or different it's right there but it doesn't it's like he was odd that someone who seems these people you know it probably be left uh... left wing people that are pro diversity and he's saying there's a lack of representation of blue collar movies and those people say that we need more diversity and they're just like and they're coming at him right isn't what't what he said? Because they want pretty open mind. Right. But no, he's.

I would think so. But you're saying that we've had white men. They're saying we've had white men. But they're blue color black people. Why is it only white? Exactly. I mean, I think that's what the fences with that's a that's a exactly all the movie, right?

All the garbage. Yeah. Yeah. Blue color movie. Okay. So now I just maybe I just don't know enough movie. It's the only thing you're trying to make sense out of fucking stupidity. This is just stupid the comedy Yeah, but the stupidity and it's affecting people on what if he didn't say shit What if he she said that and they and he just didn't respond they wouldn't go people wouldn't go

I'm going to go I got tickets now. I'm going to go on these I can't wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a fucking minute You have tickets now. I told you what the fuck me have already asked you to undergo I do want to go I you said you out of town when is it may fall Fourth or four four four four Cuz I might be around the fourth you look at what I might be around the fourth Oh, we really talk about okay Nunciation you frick listen the fourth I am not around before from around so I got you Also interesting too is that like you can't you can't define movies

By blue collar or white collar because because Moonlight is not a white collar movie. You know, I mean, there's there's different shades of movies, you know, the drug dealing is blue collar. Absolutely. Drug dealing blue collar. Yeah. Blood.

But it depends because if you deal with the guy, it's not blue collar. Yeah. Yeah. When you're dealing with his love is a fucking dyno works that it's not. Scarfish is not. It's not. Scarfish is not blue collar. Yeah. And it's it's not. I found a soda. Blue collar. I guess. Scarface is not blue collar. Yeah. Initially, it started from blue collar.

Very small part. Smart, starts off as well, but then it becomes the motherfucker. Yeah. And when he wants to get to the Cadillac, he's not blue collar. Yeah. I already found it. Nice. Still a fucking blue collar.

The color of the sun gets head cut old. Let's go to, I love. Listen, settle down now. You need to go to therapy. I do. I do. You go to therapy? Do you go to Alan? No, I love listen settle down now. You need to go therapy You go to therapy. Do you go to Alan? No, I'm not going to fucking hey don't trash my therapist Who's what your nervous name? His name is Dr. Zawa. Yeah, fuck Zawa. Tell him I said You heard my feelings because you don't like my therapist. You heard my Here's a hundred films featuring the working class.

Go ahead, let's do it. A boxing is working, so. A boxing is working, so. A Saving Private Ryan, Billy Elly, Bloody Sunday. I made in what? Nine, two, five. A tagging movie. A tagging movie.

A tagging movie. These are all British movies. South Florida. Titanic. Titanic is not blue collar, is it? He's the blue collar. Leo is the dirt pool movies. South China. Titanic is not blue collar, is it? He's the blue. Leo is the dirt pool kid. All right.

Flame, army of darkness, that was blue collar, evil dead. Okay, I'll take that. That one, nor Tay's a rough one. El Morte, what is that? Ooh, about these people that are trying to come into the country and they get bitten up by rats from Mexico to come through a tunnel, it's sad. Hang on a second, the rats take them out? Well, no, they make it, but they get bitten up by rats from Mexico. Why would they come through a tunnel? It's sad. Hang on a second.

The rats take them out? Well, no, they make it, but they get diseased. I mean, they're coming through a tunnel about these people coming from Mexico, and they make it here, but they get chewed up by rats through the tunnel, so they get ill. Wow, that sounds like a piece of a movie, not a whole plot of it.

It's both them living here after that, and like their struggles, immigrants, a good movie. Wow, I was just, they should show Trump that movie. The crime of what? Land of the dead. Okay, keep scrolling, freedom, writer, city of Ember, dreads. I've got a lot of this.

You got a woman, you got man-series. Super marvellous. No, that is blue collar. I mean, yeah, these are all blue collar movies, but these aren't recent movies. Set up your, set up your, I'll settle down you whole life. Oh, I'm setting down you whole. She gets f**ked up.

Everybody gets whipped up with Johnny T when he wasn't gay. When he was hot banging bros, bringing fat f**king Italian chicks. He was that in Ireland. Listen, he wasn't back then either, honey. Just deal with it. He doubled up his slices. He's like, kind of guy. Yeah, that's my type of either, honey. Just deal with it. He double up his slices. He's like, kind of guy. Yeah, that's my kind of guy, too.

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So anyways, yeah, it's getting scary. I think comics were the last one that gets to, and even like, okay, Yannis Papa's last night, got in a fucking fight on stage. With him, some of the audience, he shows up at the club standup. Um, where the comic strip? He was at the comic strip. Why do you think that the comic strip?

Well, that's what happens. It's rough. No security, no, Bouncer. I've been near attacking this trip once. You were what? Well, yeah, it was like seven dudes in the, it was like seven bros. There's no Bouncer.

So they were just like, they blew collar. Yes ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No fucking stuff. You think my accent is fratty? What are you stupid? No, but there's no security there. That's where William Stevenson, where Big J had to go on and go on and go, William, you know, they, What happened? You know, this was a, the J's been banned since. I mean, William Stevenson got in with the guy.

He called, no, he got in with the girl, and the girl was just fucking going on and on and on and he called her a cunt. Which was actually kind of, don't do that. Don't say, don't called her a cunt, which was actually kind of, don't do that. Don't say, don't call her a cunt. Why, she was just interrupting and she came up on stage. Sounds like a cunt.

Yeah, it was really, it was extra. And then he almost got into a fight with her boy friend. He's only 15. I don't know. I, that's just, that's just like, her. Our boys from Boston look like it 15. She created this whole thing and then and then her boyfriend got up to basically fight William Stevenson. And then Jay was like, oh, that's not going down and and and Richie kicked big J and William Stevenson out of the club. Why? Because,

because it's like, instead of admitting there's a problem with how your club is going, you could just blame people. And you just, and then kick them out. So what happened with the honest last time? He's on stage.

It's a fucking rowdy crowd. He's trying to get through his act, you know, he honest. Yeah. He fucking was trying to dish it back, deal with people individually. And this one person was yelling shit out. He smashed her.

Probably very similar. I don't know, you know, word for word. I'm not gonna say he said, I don't think he might have it, am I not? And then the guy rushed the stage. Wow. So he threw a fucking nice rib kick. Yeah, honest is.

Yeah. Wow. Punch him in the face. Wow. Oh, how did he go back in with Joe? I said, hang on a second. What do you do? Will you stop getting turned on? I want to start. I want to do rib kick. Yeah. I'm supposed to do in the face.

Yeah, but that's your job. That's your job. That's my hobby. Yeah, he, uh, he went, he tried to go back and he told you he's telling me today. Yeah, he tried to go back into jokes and they weren't having it. They were, yeah, the crowd was too, it was too like what the fuck just happened. Yeah, I would have loved it. If you tried to go back to, that guy didn't knock him out. It was a guy just kind of there.

They took the guy out apparently a way to took him out and, and through him all finally, but it's like, how the fight, how does it get to that point? I'll tell you, it happens in that room. That's where it happens. Some spots are not policed. I've had, I was hosting a show and I had to, the, the, some, there's lesbian couple started losing it and one of them got up and hit the headline or an eye had to throw him out. Why?

Because they, they just got smashed and this girl was taking up a shirt and her titties were drooping down and, and they're up in the show. And then she's got up and took a menu and smashed headline over the head. And I was, I was, it was out in Worcester. It was the mass Tuesday. It's okay, but okay, fine. But you don't just, what happened? What was he saying?

He didn't say shit to her. She was just, like the crowd was just devolved into complete chaos. And I was the, the host and I was doing it for time early on. So I was the host, the dog guy, the money dude on so I was the host the dog eye the money dude the monster I just got thrown with everyone you probably used to work this room and what room I'm not gonna say Because I still work it. What's up a cool cool. No, no, no you probably I F***ing hotel gig yeah, I was someplace else, but the I was the only one there and her I'll be sending you down to the Royal Meridian her girlfriend tried to fight me and she's like spray and spit my face

And I'm like I just drove out here for no money to five. I'm gonna find you and I just you know I was gonna walk away and the guys and now they were showing Cisa. That's a crazy Well, here's the thing, your comic ego gets ahead of your self-esteem. You know, it's like you're trying to get laughs. You want to win. You want to be funny. You want to be funny than the hecklers.

You want to be funny to shut people up. And then when they don't, you go to your fucking, you go to the jugular. You go, all right, I'm gonna get, I'm gonna smash it down wife's face. I'm gonna hit that mole she's got on her eyelid. You know what I mean? Or that dead tooth you got.

I'm gonna get that front tooth that's dead. I'm gonna fuck with that. And then I'm gonna fuck with her elbows cause they're dirty and ashy. I'm gonna do something. You know, and that's when you take it too far, and they snap and come at you, and then you gotta beat the shit out of them or fight them.

But you never know what's going to happen. Here's your self-esteem though. If you have self-esteem, you're going to go, yeah, I'm out of here. I'll see you guys later. I'm out. But your comic ego takes over your self-esteem. You're feeling visible. Your self-esteem will go like this.

You know what? I don't do this anymore. This isn't worth it to me. It's just not worth it. Goodbye. I'll see you guys later. And the club goes, what the fuck go, hey man, I'm not fucking doing that.

I'm not putting myself in danger or somebody else in danger if it's Dante's, if Dante's on stage. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So it's crazy. I did not have a fight six months ago. You did.

Did not. Why? I was in this Jamaican restaurant and this guy came right in. I was surprised. And you're eating Jamaican food? Wow. Wow. Sometimes.

I have special days. Isn't that your third ring? Isn't that from the Jamaican restaurant? It is. This is the snake soup. Snake soup? And he got, I, I, the guy was like, he was trying to get his money together because you didn't have a lot of money and then he picked up $5 and it was my $5 I think. I dropped

it. And I was like, yo, you took my $5 and he was like, no, I just sold bad weed. I got, it's my $5. I was like, yo, that's my $5, right? So I was gonna, like, clean his clock when I had all my rings on, right? And I was like, if I hit this guy with all my rings, it's gonna die, right? He's gonna look like a child's toy. Show me ego. And I, show me there.

Show me his name. Show me Scorpion. And I said, and I said, you know what? Back and forth, back and forth. And I said and I said, you know what? I mean, back and forth back and forth. And I was like, okay, look, when the lady brought his food, because then he ordered extra shit. Like I have to pick my five dollars and I was like, you know what? I got his meal. What you switched it up. Yeah, I said, I'm paying for his meal.

And he said, nah, nah, I got money. I go, I know you got money. You took my five hours. And he was like, I said, we keep the five hours I got you, me. He was like, nah, I got money with cool, I'm cool. And I said, and he kept denying that he didn't want me to pay his meal for his meal.

I go, I got your meal. And then I said, okay, I took my rings off and I said, either you're gonna take me, let me pay for your meal. Or I'm gonna fuck you up in this game. I need you to stop for one second. This is because I'm gonna move a check. I'll answer you. I'm gonna, I'm gonna,

as a white blue collar man. Yeah. I am confused. I am confused. And if I made the chat room with you, please voice your opinion. But don't do it like a fucking jackass. Okay, so the, here's, okay.

So instead of going, you took my $5 and he said, fuck you, it's mine. Taking your ring off then, giving my $5 back. I'm going to wait, I know. Instead of saying that, give me my money back. You went, you let it go and you said, look, keep that money.

I got your meal. And he says, fuck you, I got my own meal. He just said, he's like, I got more than I am. And fuck you. I got my own meal. He just said fake. He was like, I got more. And then you said, I'm gonna take my rings off now. I took them off. And either you let me buy you the money. You let me buy you your meal with the money.

You stole from me. Because you're saying I'm gonna be the shit I am. Right. Because the point is you wanted me to say, like, I'm not crazy. You took my money. Let's just want to be over. You got a rough, clearly if you're picking a $5,

you go get rented it, steal $5 from me while I'm here. I'm gonna pay for your meal. And then he was like, nah, I got money. I was like, I know you got my $5, but either you take the free meal and keep the $5, I want to fuck you up. So if I was here to say, thank you for the meal. Right.

Or he's getting the fucking meal. I'm throwing him a beaten he's getting the tiger ring I'm guessing I'm guessing he admitted he did he took him out. Thanks. I said that he Bounded it out and I was like pounded out with the rings on and I had them off already Oh, so it's better now and it was just like cool enjoy that's but it's good to avoid especially a guy like that man Yeah, like that guy is enough Probably well, I mean like clearly, you know, he's picking up five hours and I you know I Mean imagine that I mean imagine picking up five dollars and what happens to you when you go

Why can't you just call cool man? Here you go and don't you probably gave it to you? But then you go it's my five dollars and then don't you goes no, it's not I'd be like you're right You know you're right. You know what you're right. The Bible says. Blue call the white man's Bible says. Always do the right thing. Holy shit. But you're a nice meal and you're punk too. But here's the thing. Okay, you're on stage. Yeah. Sam, have you ever had a problem with somebody? Absolutely. Yeah, man. What was the last thing you had? The word, I mean, I walk someone on Saturday at the seller at the undergarter

Yeah, I have a bit where it's kind of making fun of people that get offended by jokes. Can I hear it? Oh, it's like a five minute bit But it's like hang on check. Go ahead Pull the curtain over there put the platform stage Think that might come right out I put the plate for stage. I think that might come right out. Can I do some? No, so I can do some. No, but doing as already through, I want a lot of crap.

You guys ready? Over here! I'm going to do some shit. Over here! That shit. What's your dead shot, bitch? What's my fun? I've been chased out of stage, I was in a...

Chased? Yeah, and bitch. Oh yeah, I'm not fighting. Look at this frame. The guy was huge. I'm not going to risk it. Yeah, I'm not fighting. Look at this, look at this frame. Come on. The guy was huge. I'm not gonna risk it. Yeah, I got chased out. Don't tell me you're fighting as if it's in a place that's bouncy.

I'm not fighting, dude. And, uh, no, you got, I mean, you got to pick your battles, man. This guy was huge. And I had a cordless mic. I was in Bridgeport, Connecticut. I still remember this one. And I just took the mic with me because it was cordless. So I ran back and I went to the green room.

And I remember just someone there was no security. It's like that classic shit where there's no security. And I'm just like, I guess I'm just stuck in here. And this one woman is like barricading the door for me. You know, you see the guy on the other side? Yeah, yeah. And the crowd's booing me. I can hear them booing me or the situation. I can't tell they're booing me or the situation.

You have self the mic. I showed the mic. But you should've done your action. I was a winner. So anyways, arguing with the woman, she was saying, you gotta get back out there and I said, you can't tell me what to do.

They're hearing everything. They're hearing a whole conversation. I'm not going out there with like guys still here. And then he waited outside for me for the, for the, I really, yeah, yeah. So you went back up. Wow. I went back out to like another. Well, there on your side.

Yeah, but even though they're on your side, it's like what you said with the onus, it takes like 10 minutes. Yeah, but did you, did you admit like I'm a pussy? Yeah, I said, I said, I'm not pay me enough to get my ass kicked by that guy. And then they must have respected that. Yeah, they understood. Right. I'm here to tell jokes have respected that. Yeah, they understood. Right. I'm here to tell jokes, not to fucking fight, you know?

When the guy waiting for you, he was waiting in the parking lot and we just went alongside, like when I got there, there was like a back green room and I was like, where's the bathroom? There is no bathroom. So, like you have to pee outside the door. So that's where we went outside. We went past my piss and we avoided.

There was no bathroom. Well, there was, but pass my piss and we avoid there's no bathroom Well, there was but it was in the front there was no bathroom in the green room So you had to go outside you you snuck away we snuck away not way you there was another guy Yeah, but he was a sneaker Yeah, I snuck I was he would have got was hey, where is he? I don't know I mean look you don't want to I don't want to fight this guy It's huge. What did you share the man who's a shit? What was the thing he was heckling me for like probably 20 25 minutes And I think the one that finally like I had a few good put down and then it gets like 20 25 minutes

And I just said like shut the fuck up you fucking ape. I said something like he was white and I Who'd understand his rage But I said I said you're in the andrathal shut Shut the fuck up. I said, people can't pay you to sit or to come out and you're ruining their night. Shut up. No one gives a shit about you. And he stood up. And when he stood up, I realized how big he was. And he looked like drunk and I was like, shit, like shit. Wow. And then he came at you. He came

at you. He came at you. What a, you ran for 25 minutes. I didn't run. But I was like someone told this guy out and no one did anything. So I was, I didn't run it. I was like someone filled this guy out and no one did anything. So I didn't run. I walked off briskly. And I skipped off. I skipped off. Yeah. I power walked.

No, it's happened a couple of times. You're a Olympic walked. You've never walked off from like a psycho? No. No, I've done it a couple of times. No, I had, I was talking about this before. Which was it, the Stand Up Live and Phoenix, which is an amazing club, it's just a beautiful club.

Yeah. The guy Casey runs a grade and all the security is massive, the great. So one guy, he's just a gorgeous guy in shape, hair and a ponytail. You know what I mean? Looks like he does yoga and takes ass. And he takes care of me. The other guy was actually military X military. He just forearms the size of your fucking legs

um And the first night they did later was just yapping just screaming up punchlines trying to get your punchlines just trying to cranberries No shut up You know in the MC didn't say anything because he doesn't care. The middle guy didn't give a fuck.

And then I got up there and like, what the fuck? I go, is she doing that all night? They're like, yeah, yeah, tell me. You don't need to be here, you two. Yeah. You gonna stand that? I can do the whole show. I can do an hour and a half.

Go out and just Robert Kelly, I've done it. How lit in gentlemen? Robert Kelly. And you go out and just Robert Kelly. I've done it How letting gentlemen and Robert Kelly and you go out and do the show they love it It's better by the time I get to the end. They're not drunk. I'm done. Right Your job is to get everybody focused do some jokes the middle guy goes jokes Get some ready for the headliner So they're listening and then I come out and do my shit That's the way it's supposed to be. But at comedy clubs, they're the drunkest when you're on. The

cheques get dropped when you're on. They give every fucking distraction, possibly while the guy they paid to come is on fucking stage. I love these clubs that drop the cheque after the show. Why don't they all do that they this club actually doesn't in the front row? They drop at the end. Yeah, the whole front area. They don't drop for you It doesn't it's weird because why why not drop it after anyway people are more focused They pay quicker and then it's just these clubs if you listen and if you want a club and you have a check spot You don't need it stop with your bullshit. We need to know you don't. You're not gonna get them in any faster.

Have your fucking staff work fucking harder. Does that try to let the kids out? Have the waiters and waitresses. I'll let them see you. Fucking clean quicker. They do it at the seller. Just clean a little, look, some of these places are 500 seats for,

it's a little harder. But hire a couple more bus guys to help these fucking wait staff so they don't have to kill themselves. Whatever the fuck you have to do, get the checks. If you care about the show, yeah, if you care about making a... Well, we're not a show anymore, you know, it's dinner theater. It's true.

It's written right on the thing. Restaurant dinner theater. It's called dinner theater. We're part of the restaurant. We're part of the, you know, there's chicken collette and fucking Primaryb and this is a guy on stage or a woman on stage telling jokes So it's it's it's fucking tough. I but she was yapping the whole time. I shut the fuck up shut up and then they get sad they become the victims You know, they're the victims. Yeah, shut the fuck up. You're the victim. Why are you the victim? Why am I the same guy?

I'm gonna heckled you for 20. I was talking to him. I was like, I'll give you a few, I'll give you a few, like trying to be funny, put downs, and then I'll do like, all right, come on, cut it out. And then finally, I'm like, all right, I'm just gonna fucking be a dick now. We were Caroline's, you know what I'm saying?

It was a guy, some of the clubs, they have security, but the security's terrible. I was like, I was a Caroline and this guy, big guy just keeps heckling me. And I'm like, this is the point, I'm like, dude, tell this guy out. And it's just a small little guy who walks over to ask him to leave and he just looked up and he's like,

he says no. I was like, okay. So I just had to like keep telling jokes with this guy, angrily, who's like, hey, not leaving. That's why I don't work that club anymore. Fucking, you know what I mean? You should have, there should be a guy at every club that will fucking toss cock suckers out.

You know what I mean? That's one of the greatest things I did. I was at a show and I go, hey dude, I was like, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up. I go, I'm gonna perform magic in a second. If you don't shut the fuck up and then they would and I go, ta-da, big black guy. And just the bounce and the captain on the shoulder. You gotta go.

I feel so good. It's like, see, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, it feels good. I actually hate it. I have. If it was good to know the show is gonna be good. Right, it doesn't feel good to ruin someone's night, obviously. Well, I don't know, fuck, I don't care about them.

It's just their shit people. Yeah. I hope they're night ruined. I hope they're fucking sad shitty victims. Yeah. I go. Sad shitty victims that nobody ever told the wife never told the husband to shut his fucking mouth and he never told his wife to shut the fuck up. Then they go, I was helping you. Yeah, but they're like, I had the one lady was like, you know, we had this our only night off, we have kids and we're here to enjoy. Shut the fuck up.

It's rules, dummy. It's a fuck, it's rules. You can't talk at the theater, you can't talk in the movies, and you can't talk at a fucking live comedy show. And shut the fuck up. That's all you need to know. People that go to shows, shut the fuck up. That's all you need to know. People that go to shows, shut the fuck up.

Do you know how many fucks I'm counting right here? They're coming all the way. Just going so high. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. You might be broke. Will you say something?

How many? Really? I don't get, do it. We'll do it again. It's a huge pet peeve of mine. Somebody who has to go, we're doing that it. We'll do it. It's a huge pet peeve of mine. Somebody who has to go. We're doing it. That's that. Read that shit. Why are you going to say?

God. Uh, I just think it's read it. You know what? The best part I had one time. This is the best part about fans. These, these son of a bitch is watching or listening to these shows or our podcast or God they make you feel so good number one when they show up that you get Love you when you look out and they're like, bobe, oh dude, you know, it's like you know, stand what that means to us Number two, I had one of these assholes fucking with me two mafia wannabes and they might have been in the mob I don't know I have no. Apparently not you're here. Well, um, I had him kicked out. I was like flipping out. And the club owner, what was it? It was, you know, the club owner was, was Vinny Brandt. He was across the street. I'm wine at the restaurant. There was no,, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm

like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm head, goatee, total fucking ONA fan. He had, you know, he had one of my t-shirts on or something like that. And he looked at me, goes, I just nodded his head, we good. We got it. And then he looked at his table and it was all fucking hump. And we got it. I go, fuck you, get the fuck out of you, cock, psycho, fucking. And they were like, yeah, get the fuck out, dude dude. The whole crowd fucking, Homs had my back. That's why I love that my fans are like,

they're in their shape or fucking just, that's so bad. So they get them out, or they just yell them out and they laugh. They're gone, they're left. They got them out. They finally got them out. Vinnie, I think, came back and saw this melee. They came back to some crowd work.

Yeah, I didn't, he like, no, he didn't free-tick his, his show, and he's like, I'm like, I'm free tickets to his show when he's headlining. I think that because he does headlining. Yeah, it was crazy, but it is. It's insane. They're fist fighting while you were doing it on stage. What's that? They fist fighting while you were on stage. And it was like the hecklers.

No, they just left. Yeah. They were yelling shit at the door. Like, you know, Mafia fucking doing the fucking you fucking watch your back See you coming all in all shapes and sizes too cuz you'll get the person that lives you just laughs way too hard at the joke Show They laughed to the point where you're like all right now. I have no rhythm in my set And then I'm not that funny. Yeah, but that happened the other night And it was even like I got to a point where I just was like pause and the crowd would like look at me I know it's like it's hard to get mad but

she is doing it on purpose. She's doing it to fuck with you. She's doing it to fuck with me. Yeah you can't say anything because she's got you. Yeah you know what they should do with her? Kick or the fuck out but I was just laughing. You were laughing wrong. This is the right way to laugh. Yeah and you're not doing it. Beat it, you fucking chastising twat. And it was, well the person who repeats a punchline after every every joke. Our person who fucking talks like they're dead. Spice it up, Brian.

Listen, the answer to the rhetorical questions. Hey, you ever do this? Yes, I do do that. Oh my God, I hate that. I fucking hate that when they answer questions. I don't hate my wife. Why? I'm easy. I don't I hate my wife. Why? Fucking worse man. It's a fucking worse. I think older people usually the worst worst act was not for me You know the older corporate white people feeling titles. No the worst is bachelor at parties. No worse

Yeah, I'm gonna say it right worst. I'm gonna say it right now. I'm gonna say it, the worst white girl. Yeah, but a one, one, one. It's never a group. It's always one. No, you know what, you never had like a whole bachelor party with the crown on the head. No, I think it's almost a dick crown.

I think I used to, but now I think it's become such a stereotype that they've gotten. Yes, a little more tolerable. Yeah, do it. No, wear the stereotype now. Yeah, wear it. There such a stereotype that they've gotten yes a little more Yeah, do you know where the stereotype now? Yeah, wherever there's always the girls who look you could see them. They hate this one woman and she I had a I'm telling you man I had this she was at the thing Thursday night Friday night same shit

Lady in the front row just try and have fun girls just wanna the front row. Just try and have fun. Girls just wanna have the hell up. That was good. That was that was that was Buddhist like. How many do I have? I'll tell you after. Tell me. We're gonna tell you at the end. We'll tell you at the end. Are you telling me what I want you to? Why do I like that? Turns me on. I like it. I like it, I like it. A little submissive. Yeah, I would be. It is, I'm sorry, but it's just, I'm telling you,

it's always a white girl. It's always some white girl who got too drunk or a white woman who got too shit. I never had a black lady hackle me or be loud. Now, heckling is one thing. Heckling is when the yelling you stink or screw you. What we're talking about is this. Is laughing to my, or laughing in a weird way,

or answering the jokes or trying to guess the punch lines and go, woo, in the middle of the joke, when you say something, woo, uh-huh, I get it. That's not true. That's true. That's the person. It's the new heckler. But they don't know that they're heckling and they should be shot.

Those girls want to be the center of attention and they're angry that the comic is a center attention for that portion of the night. They want, I don't think they're angry that you are the center. I think they just want to be part of what you are. I think it's that they they drank. It's alcohol. Let's just be honest. Yeah. I mean, if you have have we get it out in a healthy way Where we go on stay I mean I don't know if it's healthy We get our energy there so we're not kind of insufferable in other parts of our life Well, maybe that person doesn't get it anywhere. That's not my fucking problem. Oh, Bay the rules

12. I'm agreeing with you. I'm analyzing what might be the issue Yeah, I don't go to a movie theater and just talk out. I know it's bullshit. I know the movie life all that is these assholes con volotea la región de murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca, espectacularismos, rincones de película y un sincindia aventuras desperan. ¡Fliparás! Vuelades de madrida murcia y a otros destinos que te sorprenderán a partir de 19 euros. Volotea. Parifa sujetas a disponibilidad, consulta las condiciones en volotea.com. I'm not sitting there doing that the whole show. I sat it quietly and watched that shit movie, and then I left quietly, and I went out and mudd it to myself in an Uber.

Right? I love this fucking new, that I picked theaters now. You can't even hear. Oh, what's an I pick theater? Just where we're going, the fourth. The fourth of the fourth. The fourth.

All right, listen, I can make the fourth. So we're good then. All right, then I'm in. Can you make the fourth? I can't make the fourth, the fourth. I listen, I can make the fourth. It's so good then. All right, then I'm in. Can you make the fourth? I can't make the fourth. I have the fourth, but I can make the fourth. They do a, it's too, too cedar, like, and you can't even hear the people next.

Where is this? South Street Sea Point. All right, can you bring that up please? The, what is it called? I pick theater. Can I tell you what's happening with that? What? They put one down the street from my house.

Oh, it's so hot. They serve. They serve. It's opening on the fifth. They serve on the fifth. Fifth is actually right. Fifth is correct. You just said the fact.

What is it? What is it? I pick theater. I pick I see. I pick I see. Yeah. I wish I could do what I just don't. They're all the same. Oh, whenever. Oh my god. Wow. I'm gonna wait.

I'm not sitting there. I love see with you. Yes, you are. Mama. I'm not black. Wow. And then you press the button and they come and bring food. The British writers and lobster rolls. Buddy, I'm not sitting in a fucking love. Who will? Bobby, you fall asleep. That's a I want to say this right now. We're moving on from twats. Go to the other picture, the one in the right,

far right, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. You pressed the button. How much of these tickets? 30. 30. Wow. That ain't bad.

But they go, I'm a couple of you, you're not paying. Complementary popcorn and a soda and a complimentary and then you press the button and the waiter comes today. Can I say something to you? Here's the problem with this movie theater. Here's the problem with it. And I need they need to stop. Yeah. All right, I can't go into a room. I work too hard. I wake up every day. I have to kid. I'm going all day.

And then when I go to a movie, I'm up every day. I'm gonna go to sleep, you know. I have to kid, I'm going all day, and then when I go to a movie, I'm going to relax. I can't be fully lied down anywhere. I'm gonna do it, you gotta double express it before you go. I don't wanna be lying down either, I like to be alert. I do it, I do it, I do it, Red Bull, and express it before I go. I don't wanna have to do drugs before I see a movie.

I'm just too fucking cold. I'm just too cold. Oh yeah, listen, she gotta think it. Yeah, I think I give you a blanket and a pillow. You know how many hand jobs are gonna be given up with the money? And it's like, yeah, listen, I think it. Yeah, they give you a blanket and a pillow. You know, many hand jobs are gonna be given up. And it's like, that's nothing. Do you see the booth? The one, where's the booth?

The booth. I was just so luxurious. I say booth. And you say booth. They, you cannot hear the people next to you. Like, it's you literally gotta, like, we're in, I gotta lean over to talk. I can't even hear you talking. So it's you literally got a like if we're and then I got a lean over the talk. I can't even hear you talking so it's black proof

Boston proof Yeah, what if you just want to go to a movie alone though, then you're stuck they have the ones in the front at your singles Some of the singles show me the single the yellow ones in the front not the not loud That's the fucking crazy creeps. Hes he's yeah yeah that's what he said and he blends in with the cushions nobody sitting here you just sit on him can you please type one up in Westchester really looks to me we but here but it's too comfortable you know it's it's once you once you go to one of these places with a recliner, you'll never go to another hit or again.

It's weird though. I understand that, but here's the problem. I'm not, first of all, if the only seats left with me in Dante is that yellow love seat with the table in the middle. I'm gonna put my home right around here. I like it. You can lay your shoulder ahead right on my shoulder and nap. I'm gonna rub your cheek.

Just graze your cheek with the back of my hand. I'm not fucking, it's not happening. It's first of all, I kinda like it. I probably, I don't mind if it's, if my arm really, if it's just, it's like, you're falling asleep with my chest. Take those rings off for another reason. I'm not really feeling it.

Dude, I fall out in those seats. I go to sleep. You never slept at the other place we go to, when they're in the front. Are you kidding me? You knocked out. Dude, me and Keith fall asleep every time. Guys, and I do that cheap thing, right?

That more shit. It's awful. This is, uh, it's definitely certain movies. Is that it right there? Is that what? Yes, Samo. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Am I here? The fourth show? Show me, show me.

It's the first day. First day, 11, 15. That's one. I might get you guys keep stop crossing the fucking dice. All right, you got shit after the fucking show. Dante, I don't Guys, can you stop crossing the pocket? Alright, you're that shit after the fucking show. Got it. I don't know. Do it on the top. I'm trying to run a show. You guys are going to text you like having a personal conversation. You fucking you and you will go in that bitch

right there. That one right there. That's all you was saying. I know. But you're talking to I just gonna watch what I want to see like 12 years of slavery in a movie theater like this more grapes, please Let me see that's the Westchester Lobster roll Get lost They fucking lobster rolling in this dope. I actually want to movie theater It's called AMC Dine-In and it's perfect and I'll tell you why the seats are comfortable

But not too comfortable they like those but they don't recline fully you get a button next to you with a table You push the button you order whatever food you want they bring it to you like virgin airlines kind of Right, so then I don't Screen I'm I didn't respond to you because I didn't understand all right Well, it's a reference to their touch screen and their convenience Thank you Sam. I appreciate you letting me know that. Yeah, thank you for a small reference that only eight people got to fly Virgin.

All right. Listen, Sam Bob. All right. Yeah. Is that it right, Deidre? Dining. Okay, this is perfect. Oh, yeah.

That's perfect. That's a perfect little thing. You go, little button, you push it, they bring you coffee, cappuccino, popcorn, a meal, you get a little tray table, you're not too comfortable. That's what I'm talking about. That other shit, that look, that's like a bed. Yeah, it's a fucking baby.

It's a bed baby girl. I'm not sitting there with you on your own. You're on the radio. I got 30 tickets for that. Who's sitting in those seats? I didn't get the bottom ones, the lounge ones. I just got the booth. That is the dumbest lover seat I've ever seen.

What if there's not like the beach chair? The one? Doesn't look like a bipolar, yeah. But why are there, what if there's not five lovers there? What if it's a Star Wars movie? You're gonna have two facts and fucking people just sit with Luke Skywalker shirts on smudging into that? Look at that guy.

That's the, that's supposed to be owner of it, right? Wow. I pick. They got one right down the street from my house. I can't wait 30 bucks, 30 bucks. And if someone talks, you push a button and they tell them to shut the fuck up. You can't even hear them. But if they, listen, I know you're trying to make,

like, an excuse that you can, you can talk, you can hear. I'm not, I'm just saying. There's a bunch of people. You press a, you press a, right on a piece of paper, you literally write a note and they come and you hand it to them and they go, they'll go, Alamo Drafthouse. Wow.

If anybody talks in the Alamo, you write on a piece of paper, the people behind us are talking, they won't shut the fuck up. They will, they will say, listen, if you talk one more time, you're gone. And they kick them the fuck out That's it. There's no nothing you can't negotiate it and they don't know where it came from wow. That's beautiful right?

It is nice less. It's just you in the theater I love what I this is all technology baby Finally they're adding it you got it you got to give people something for all that money that you spend in our movies. So they may. You got to get them to the movies, because people stopped going to the movies. Number one, the seats sucked. Number two, I mean, they're terrible.

They're a little bit off as chairs we were sitting in. Number two, they were so jam-packed. You had no amenities. You had the same popcorn, same fucking, twizzlers and horse shit for years. And then number three, people went to the movies and they, Twizzlers and horse shit for years. And then number three, people went to the movies and they, it's so cheap and economical,

they would bring babies to a fucking opening. It's like, fuck you, you go there. We're gonna go here. Now it's like every movie is like two and a half hours. By, I mean, we, I mean, people with the money. Right, every movie is two and a half hours and you get this kind of experience and food. And, but it's, it's, you can, we were actually trying

to, we were trying to get a, Keith, Keith. We were trying to get, I thought, I thought you might keep, I don't know, Keith. Okay. Keith's a friend of mine. You know, I love that you say, Keith and for, we were trying, they have a small theater that's only like 47 people.

I was going to rent the whole theater out and just do it for all the garments. Why did you do that? Cause, uh, I didn't, wasn't sure if we could get 47 people. You, of course, we could. I mean, not you, but if I did it, why can't people go and fight? You get to we got, we got, we did 48 at, uh, that was K, a mc, that was more key. No, that was, that was, that at uh, that was kid AMC. That was more key. No, that was the key. That was Keith. That was Keith flow over. If we put

the foods and I know was Keith not doing it anymore. They still don't know what that was. Well, you say love. I just so much. I mean, he's son of new toy. This cocksack. He gets great toys, man. Who? This motherfucker toys. Dude, he gives away. He gave my kid a Mercedes What I'm like a little you know a little powwheel Mercedes-Benz and a radio is a computer. Wow. Give me a little mini computer That's a kid dude. I still I'm still a kid. I had to check the fuck a serial no make sure Turned up. it was missing somewhere

I didn't register it online like I suppose so something happens he's gonna throw it up Shit Alright well here you go let's go to the chat room real quick what do you got in there? Alright anyone seen the video of the open micer that gets front kick by the host That one sounds pretty good yeah I thought we should probably watch that. Who brought that up? Oh man.

I want to fucking. It's a waste back. I would have to. It might be Arles. It might be Arles. Yeah, come forward if you said that. What's the name of it? Do they know the name of it?

No, they just said, you go to YouTube. I'm going to his channel. I'm just trying to. It was Portland. Go to YouTube. It was Portland? Yeah.

Type in, go to the, yeah. And then type in, go to YouTube. It was important. Yeah, I'll type in go to the yeah, and then type in go to the Baba. Yeah, I'll do just go to YouTube Yeah, mama right there now type in the Portland comedian kicked in the face open micr open mic Front kicked Well, let's not get too fucking crazy right now. My sir. Yeah, put my sir kicked in the face front kick now We have to put front kick because it's in my head. Front kicked. Just separate that. Not, yeah, there you go. Wait, is that it? Is that it? No. Portland portrays. What is any of it? Fuck. Not, I don't think any of that's it. Portland opened my kick in face. Go.

With that in, he kicks the Patreon, no, doesn't he? It's another guy's another comic that he kicks Does any of that what it? Open maker gets kicked by host open micer gays kick by host. What is that maybe that'll help kick by host? Jesus no, that's gotta be it right there Mike It's get what does it say let me read's my it's got what does it say? Let me read it mum scroll down. What does it say? No, this is my first time experience for very long time.

We made it open mic. No. I scroll down a little bit. Is that it? Open. No. No, front kick. No.

Is that it live Portland slam now? Fuck. But I just want to put it in Google. That might help. Someone said the link. Oh, send the what it's. Yeah, send me the link. Send the link in there. I want to see that. I just want to put it in Google that might help someone said the link. Oh send the what it's Send me the link in there. I want to see that I love I know I hate it's crazy I hate when people get hurt on internet like those videos were guys biking hits a pole You see it down there like I hate that. I hate that and I hate the videos of the guy hanging on the top of the

Builder Russian guys on like a on like a segue or hoverboard, on top of a fucking 90 story building. Oh, this happened in Portland? Go fuck yourself with that. You know what I mean? They've always annoying safe space rooms in Portland. What is that? We're like safe space.

Yeah, they call them like safe space rooms. And like you know what I mean, there's nothing offensive in your act. It's like, what? Yeah, it's a real thing. Portland's off there, man. What the fuck are you talking about? It's real. You gotta put comic you gotta put comedy honey you can't just put Portland Comic kicks. Yeah, I love you

I love us so much. Kicks. Kicks. This has just become my pet peeve where I'll just go and kick. And she's the one where the dude gets stomped out when he rushes the stage. I don't want to see that. I don't want to stomped out. That sounds so fucking KKK of you. It was a black room.

Was it? Yeah. The guy was attacking the dude's girlfriend. He went out and everyone just beat the shit out of him. I don't want to see that search. Heckler gets kicked by comedian. Heckler gets kicked by comedian. And he said it's in Vegas, not Portland.

All right, thanks. Who said Portland? Somebody here. Who said Portland? Which one of you said it was? It was bad. Why do you guys look at me? This is going to turn into hatefully.

Who said Portland? Look at me. Sam, have you said Portland. I saw Portland on the screen Who told my girl the fucking type in Portland? Was it you fucking Brian You know I didn't say it Adam said it, but I'm just said so what who said people Sam alone with the fuck I Saw you sitting your wadi in Raspon, what? Who said so what who said be Sam alone with the fuck I'm sorry. I'm watching a water You're asking to watch heckler gets kicked by comedian heckler gets kicked by comedian. Oh I was looking at you like what the fuck is that it?

Can I type in Las Vegas? Yes, what's his chest? Was it chest? I? Think that's it. How many that's it right there? That's it. Yep, that's it. It's look at the time though. All right. Well, do you think? All right zone ray. Let's give the sky a little credit big time big time big time Ray have a seat Ray Ray if you put your hands on me again If you put your hands on me again, if you put your hands on me again, you're gonna fucking regret Okay, go sit out go sit out go sit out

Hey Just it You wonder why nobody likes you Bro hang on stop that hurt that hurts when anybody says that that line Hang on, stop. That hurts when anybody says that. That line, that line should have, that line should have furyed anybody. But no, because you're literally saying

that you're just picturing all of them and they have talked about this shit. You know nobody likes you, right? I got it. We wind it a little bit. She said I like him there. We like him, I know, I know. I like him.

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But here's the piece of sh**. This is sh**. I'll do anything. Here's the real piece of sh** of this video. This cock-second guy knew the angle was wrong and what's about to go down. So he went from the back of the room to the side because he wanted to get what the fuck was about to happen. Go ahead.

Stop. Listen, the door is right by the stage. This is the worst gig I've ever seen. They literally had to put the logo on the wall. Look at these open. Look at the whole thing. Look at this. Dude, the fuck in these poor old people.

What the fuck? Biggest. We should all go to Vegas and do this gig. We should all take a weekend. Call up the beat I sign up for the beat. I'm in who's coming. Let's go I'm gonna do a weekend at the beat fucking turn this place around and tell Ray. Just why nobody likes you Ray I like right Why is this grandma the hugger?

Look at their all on good. There's guys on a computer. What the fuck is the bait? There's a really is the guy at the bottom. He's not even turned around He's like his back to the stage stop for one second. I need to know what these boxes are on the table What is it? It looks like crackers. Yeah, I think a rocket. I'm surprised it's a Steve Hofstetter video How many of those does he have online? What the fuck? It's like 20 What are these? What are these?

It's a comic killer's necklace Yeah, they're like studying up his jokes to this point They're like bironaic They're like the straws comic Look at that one ceiling tiles fucked up Oh, okay, good What is this guy not even turn around? Stop.

The reason why he's not turning around is because it's a bar facing the other way. That's why. There's files, taxes from 97, 98, and 2,000. This is everything wrong with my generation. Is that like instead of trying to diffuse a situation, this guy put his phone, he's videotaping the whole thing. This is what we do. We see trouble and we reach to our problems.

Well, stop. All right, good. I have the mic. I have the mic. Sorry, I have the mic. How many cameras are shooting this? I'm shooting your face. They edited this video.

Stop, stop. I want to hear what this guy's trying to be funny now. I want to see if he pulls it on Oh stop go back go back Planet it too Push yeah, there's more Thai class Push yeah, there's more Thai class He's still using the mic he didn't even put the mic The fuck is doing to do the speaker what I tell you what I tell you best I'm gonna kick in a stomach. I told you mo fucker. I'll say this right do the mic

I'll use the microphone to tell you again my my legs across see what you made me do Stop that much to her did you hear his tinful hat Wait, we want you can hear that then he bought him lunch right afterwards you can hear the tinful You can hear the tinfoil had it around, losers. I'm going to start shooting. I'm going right now. I'm here. I'm going to tell you what I tell you. What did I tell you?

What I tell you? All the ambulance. Go ahead of Amber. He just goes back into his head. And this guy just walks around. Look at that. Like, shit, geez. I ain't got a bad from him.

Nobody gets up. He was doing the don't let what did they got get up I got evidence he was gonna Oh my god, this is horrible The active defending one. Yeah, you and you put down your mic afterwards you asshole I love the guy what you made me do the guy put up Go back go back go back. What is it? This laughing that's some funny shit Wow The tiger grow Right into it he definitely broke his tail

Man look at this Karate just nice kick right there. I look street fighter. And he was holding on the mic stand perfect form Perfect form good My fucking dude Tony Castor Stano fucking taught me back in the VIA Same perfect boxer perfect form perfect form perfect form. Hi Dude his name is ultimate boxer. That's the comic same Steve Foxy Poison it must be you get a look that up because if he's posting this him it must be himself. Yeah Wow, have you ever hit me buddy?

All the time. Really? On stage, yeah, I fucking crushed the ring on my hand. When? I was at the Boston when I was at the Boston a guy rushed the stage and I hit him in the ring collapsed on my head to cut the ring off my finger Wow, so you the rings don't help Well, these these these are thicker so maybe but I'm never hit anybody with these. That's you upgraded your ring. Yes Stuff from that hollow shit off the fucking I literally I've been fucking cut it off my hand. Wow

Smash right on my fucking hand. Hey, man. I mean look you know, you know, I mean Sam You here's a thing and Janice last night. Oh, what is that? What is that? Oh? Go back over there new item everybody go back over the open that up open that up click on it Look at that open it up click on it. Look at that. Open it up. Click on it. What do I got to say? It's loading. Well, tell me. And I just got another f for that. Oh, man, you're liking it. Aren't you? Can you scroll down to the white right there? Look at that brand new right in. I'm wearing one right now.

I like it. That's right. Check that out. I'm one, Bobby. You can have one. I got it right here. Two story, right on here. You got two story tour hoodies in here. And if you know my new hour that's coming out, we get the lick lemons, fuck a robot. All kinds of stuff in the back right there that has the first leg of the tour that me and StarVos went on.

There it is, Rick Lehmans. Nice. I want to fuck a robot, fat, dry at cop. These are all jokes. And for a good time, call Starvy, baby. That's just to shut up to my little fatty. My little fatty. Um, love stuff. They're out right now. Really good summer. Some people, I get shit. They're a good job coming up with the hoodie in the summer. It's a summer hoodie. Fuck face. They're thin hoodies. It's when you're at the campfire at night. It's a summer hoodie, fuck face. They're thin hoodies. It's when you're at the campfire at night. It's a little chile.

Okay, it's a May, it's an April May, June, July hoodie. August, take it off. September, whip it back on you. Everybody's got a voice. Yeah. Just shut the fuck up. Cut the sleeves off. Just enjoy something.

Yeah, just enjoy something in your life. Like one of these hoodies. Go to riotcast.com, hit the store, right there. That's the hoodie. And I got the T-shirts up. On the store right now, there's a small amount of them. I bought and paid for a small, you get the white, I saw a bunch of hats out this weekend,

the original logo, the shirt, the YKWD. If she fucking scrolls up to it, the shirt, the YKWD. If she fucking scrolls up to it, the shirt that I'm talking about, we can check that out. The new logo. And we're actually coming up with another logo from the show. Email you at YKWD producer at riotcast.com. Yes. We're looking for a new logo.

We want one of you artists. Do you know a lot of artists out there? We got a few of them right now. We're collecting a bunch of them. The best one we're going to pick and get back to you. But anyways, so if you're not, if you want to throw it, even if you're not a fucking professional, I should get some cool shit.

Just throw it away. We'll check it out. We got a bunch of stuff. Let's scroll down. You got the scroll up. Scroll up. I want to see the other shows. We got Dr. Steve.

I love his mug. Where's his mug? Scroll down again. This mug, where is it? Did he take it off? One of his mugs shows you the, if you take a piss, if your poo is, if your piss is good, if you dehydrate. Scroll up, we get Kathy Kaye's book there.

We get List of Manias sold out, we're gonna redo those. Mad science, his party hours up there, starf fucker. Oh those t-shirts are up to missy loves company shirts. You can buy those We can give those to We'll give that money to fucking dumb Kevin He's doing two podcasts now. He's not is he back. No, he's not with us. He's over it He does burning bridges and misery loves.

I think that burning bridges is a good name. Well, burning bridges is the same show as Mr. Love's company, but he won his free. Just. He was at my place yesterday. I actually no idea for what? Doing his podcast. I felt very conflicted. Way to like a child of divorce. What are you doing? You're helping him with misery, let me know. Well, actually, he jumped on another podcast that somebody else was doing already at my place. Who do you live with, Chris Gopal?

No, I don't know. I was recording, it's a client of mine that he knows. So he's like piggybacked and was late to the fucking thing and like piggybacked on there. Yeah. Oh my god. So you record his show in my show. Well, just occasionally, we only see each other casually.

You know, you and I are regular. All right, just as long as I'm top bitch. It was just funny that you got brought it up. I just saw it. As long as I'm bottom bitch. Yeah, you're my bottom bitch. I cool. You're my best toes out on the track, Bob.

Sorry, what? Sorry, what? So he's go-bo? Yeah. I did a little pimping. All right. So, uh, what, chat room, anything else? That was a good chat room. I got you my shirts up there.

You do? Yeah, I got logos. We'll talk. What do you got? What's your logo? I have, uh, dick. I have, uh, with a rainy, rainy cock. With a snake ring on it. I have all dick. I have a, with a ring on it. With a rainy cock. With a snake ring on it.

I have a, all bitches are crazy. All bitches are crazy. Yeah, with a, with a, what do you mean by that? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha laughable the 2.0 app came out. I don't know if you're aware of it. If you're not, you're an idiot. It's right here behind me laughable. It's a free app for iOS only. And like if you're on my show, you'll see when you go to all my fans, you'll see it and they'll see you on it.

They click on your name, every podcast that you're on comes up too. So your show comes up, but all the shows you've been on. So they can just go back and listen to you forever if they become a fan of you. Every podcast is on iTunes. Yeah, like if you're on it, right?

It would actually probably come up blank, but not have be deeper in this one. But listen, no. Come on Brian, Kevin, Michael. Michael, Michael. Michael. I'm glad you came on, you guys. You have a good time. Yeah. Oh, it's fun. I'm glad you came, I guess.

You have a good time? Yeah. Oh, it's fun. Yeah, it's fun, right? Then that fucking, that fucking, inquisition you gotta go through. I might need to stay with Deepo again, so I'm not gonna say shit.

I know. Is he that, I sleep on a bench and wash and squint, poke, oh. He's a good guy, and I'm glad that he takes care of you. He's doing what he should be doing, helping people. You crashing miles if you want. Don't do that, stay with me. No, no, you'll be fucked.

What, I would not fuck him. Why not? You see money on the foot, I'm picking it up. No, I'll just throw it out and fuck. Yeah. He probably has bitches in his house. He probably has bitches in his house. I do all this.

You know, he's gonna go for it. No, no, deep who? Think about me. Don't tell. Would you stay at Don't take the house? Yeah. Don't tell. Would you stay at Dante's house? Yeah. Wow. Would you let him stay at your house?

He could stay at my house. You didn't even know this fucking kid. Well, what was he gonna do? I don't know. No, steel shit. I don't know. I don't know. I don't have that confidence about people saying what they mean.

Have you ever seen any movie about a fucking red head from Boston? They're all fucking. What was he gonna do? What was he gonna do? What's he gonna do? He's gonna fucking turn you into the FBI. So, Rat. You're right.

I just got sober. I'm not hooring anymore. So, I'll go for you, buddy. Congratulations. Well, there you go. You don't have to worry about you can trash depot. What? You gotta place this thing.

I thought that was just trashes depot. People tell me to beat it and you tell me to beat it too. He's gonna want to call us sleeping in my shed. Sam can you do me one favor? Oh, just one curl every once in a while. A curl? Yeah, just just just push up. I need something on those arms.

Just do the push up. But I don't know what I have to do to negative. I don't know where you if you're forearm or you wrist or you're just upper arm. I just want to see something. You know what? You know, it's my girlfriend. It's my girlfriend tells me how strong I am all the time. And she shouldn't do that because that gets me not to go to the gym.

She means emotionally. That's not true either. Thank you, that fucking phone call. Hello, you live on the YKWD podcast. May I help you? This is Prado. Hey, Bardo, we're doing a show right now. Is it important? No, you got to need news. Anything you want to say to the people?

Hello, people. Hi, Bardo. Okay, bye. Hey, Lauren, what do you say? I can be nice and say hello. He's got a round you know a lot. She beats you to it. I can be nice. She really diffuses me. Like Stubborn can never do it. People can never do it. And he's just so good I can't fart with him.

He really upgraded. I really did. Even I'm looking at his eyes like this guy's got it Now I'm top anyway, no way let me wear one of he rings that they would not anymore you know top top with that day you're not That fucking right right on top of the mood like Milk shake I would tweak your nipples why you doing it? I'm a throw up Got a cute my face

What's up with the chat or anything else? I don't know fucking crazy people people People wanna know, isn't Blue Collar an actual movie title? It's a title movie. It's not a movie, we just thought. I don't know if that counts, really? We did, we did hit that. It came up, that's the first one that came up. Okay, okay, how is Fright Night a movie about working class?

People wanna know. What? I don't know. Fright Night? The vampire's. Yeah, Fright Night's about a single mom. Yeah. I mean, a single mom of the sun moves into a day. Blue Collar? Blue Collar, the mom's gonna be blue Collar. Yeah, Friday. It's about a single mom. Yeah. I mean, a single mom with a son moves into a

local. Mom's gonna be blue. Yeah, there's your answer. And it's not, it's not a rich. It's a cult of sack neighborhood in like one of those California towns that probably, you know, that here would cost, you know, seven hundred thousand dollars for that house. She's in the area with cars. She's a nurse. Yeah, it costs around 150 for that shit house. Yeah, she's a nurse. It's a small house, small backyards. They move in next to a fucking Dracula. Right? It's cool.

I was cool. That's Levitjackity. Great movie. You see that Levitjackity? I didn't look at that. Fuckin' awesome. Well, all right, you're gay. I, uh, we already said that.

Yeah, we always establish that when you just like you're fucking me. What else, anything? Randomly just a lot of Popeye's chicken talk. Is that like some racial shit or what? Lot of that chicken at Popeyes? It's probably not a party. Is that a daunting thing?

I can't even express to you, listen to me. I can't even express to you how a person who would do Popeye's chicken jokes. Not even the racial part of that. The little little lump. The hat, listen, let me just finish this fucking, I'm going on a montage. I'm going on a speech. You think?

So if you have music, hit the play button. You want me to get a pen ready. I don't know how you got attached to me somehow. The fucking ability in the want to be that Unfunny and fucking hackable just to be that much of a hunk of garbage Just not even silly. It's not even silly. It's just just fucking like Not just happy funny Popo you you fuck if you're gonna be racist in my chat room,

step it up. You're gonna be fucking funny. Step it up. Okay, if you're gonna be racist in the chat room, be fucking funny. I want you to make Dante laugh at it. I don't want you to make us confused. I don't want to add a pop-o, chicken, I don't know.

What is it? That's probably about me. Maybe they were just really... Maybe they were just talking about Popeye's chicken because I love it. So much better than fucking Kentucky Fried Chicken. Popeye's chicken is the best. They stay open late.

I've got to ask you. Oh my god, I love it. How about Kennedy's chicken? Is that good? Two to get on chicken is good. Is it? The fucking get on chicken is good. it the fucking ghetto chicken is good? You don't think it's gonna come and bring your box. I want one like every day. It doesn't look good

Dude is good. It's good. You're saying fucking ghetto chicken. It's all black meat dark meat No, you get whatever you want you got sent to breast or what do they call a fucking wing? No, it like No, no listen. Yeah, the breasts. they do the breasts, it goes, they name it, like the center breasts is a special name that they call it. You saying breast or breast? You know I said breast, you piece of shit. But I'm just saying because the breast is different than the breast. All right. I'm gonna bring next time I come on and bring you a box of fucking. I want you to bring me a dictionary too,

because I want to go over some of these words. I'm kidding. Not smart. I'm, listen, I'm not smart, but I do not say breast and fork. I know. I'm just fuck, well, you realize. I really don't know what to to use,

but I know it's spelled two. Not two. Listen, I'm kidding it's spelled. I pronounce two. Not two. Listen, I'm kidding. All right, let's end this fucking thing. I wanna thank everybody for coming on. Love you, Bobby. No, wait, wait, wait, it's a big ending. He goes for a while, settled there, all right?

I gotta leave in a minute, I gotta. Yeah, all right, let's go to San first. Thanks for coming on, what do you got? Well, I got keeping Joe on your network, man. Well, stop saying we can ease into it, fuck face. Let's keep in your mouth. What do you think when fucking Carson was like, so where are you at this weekend?

The guy went, you know where I'm at. Oh, I was about to, I wasn't the whole plug, Jesus. I want to come on. Well, we're going to plug him fucking slowly. You don't have to get mad at me about helping you out at the end of my show. I have the plug as though. It's just finished as well.

I know one of the guys got to beat the shit out of you. You're a cunt sometimes, Joe. That's to be the name of your show keeping the cut All right, that would also be it's Sam You call me Joe I not call him fucking elder Well, it's a podcast on Bobby's network me Joe Mackie film handling is losing it lives is part of it now now this What's the podcast about? What kind of, it's about keeping Joe.

What's about keeping Joe Mackie? You can download our latest guest. It comes out, I guess tonight sort of ready to be out when this comes out with Amy Schumer and Rachel Farnstown. It's great. I'm keeping Joe Mackie about what though? I mean, it's about, Joe Mackie doesn't want to be there.

So it's us convincing him this day, through brutal songs. It turns into a musical every week. It's hilarious. The fact that you got Liz is big. It's a big guy. I love Liz. And the fact that he didn't spend the money

or have the person who made that just superimposed face in the middle. I actually like this better. I like it better too. And it's a good time, man. Mackie is, he's such an incorrigible prick. I I mean he's really an unbearable. Phil is a really country person. I don't know if you know Phil Hanley. I mean one of my main seats. Oh yeah he needs lumbar support. He's weak. You think I'm weak.

Like look at Phil. Look at that guy. He's emaciated. I know. He doesn't like. Can I play one song? I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna play. I'm gonna hit because Phil's country and that's kind of what we get. So this is what this is the new song? I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna hit because Phil's country and that's kind of what we get I play yeah, so this is what uh This is the new one now. I'm gonna debut on Thursday. Okay, great But I can't plug it anywhere. I don't know. Oh, this is only place one first Phil got dumped recently So this is what I've been playing for Phil. All right She's a mean girl All right

That's a fun one who the fuck made this Collins Good great really yeah, so we just hit him with that songs that's Curly he's hurting right now. He's not doing well. Oh, Phil guys songs that's correct he's hurting right now he's not doing well who fill fill is it all because we don't want that we're all fucking council you should they had a great this is what i'm in filo's country so this is what we're hitting fillet it's a it's great

so keeping jokes on right cast and i'm on the road next one for mongolary club and uh... rooster tea feathers and Sasquatch the music fest all great clubs. Yeah, man unbelievable clubs. We phone Rooster T feathers Where is that that's in sunny Vale sunny Vale? Yeah, I heard about that home of the Latin Kings Dude you're gonna have a great time and the podcast is killing it on our network good Oh, my god, that was a big one already laying on was boss. Oh my God. That was a big one. Already so good. So welcome to the family.

I'm glad to be here, man. You got it. All right. I'm going to go to you last. What's up with you there, Michael? Just hit me up on Twitter and Instagram at MikeBanComedy, B-A-I-N. I'll be doing shit in Boston, around New England. So I was just posting my dates.

Buddy, thanks for coming on. Thanks for having me. I know that we twisty a little bit on that thing. I know it was all ruined, man. Yeah Yeah, we're all fucking around man. I know you wouldn't mind, but I'm glad you came on Yeah, thanks man. I mean, it's a good guy. So you know, he's been really nice to me We get another coach feel asleep on You go with a big daddy's house little lighter skinned. Yeah, big a dick. You know what I mean? I mean, I'm so fun. Come on. I got it.

I mean, is it like. All right, what do you got, Tante? Oh, you know the podcast page, Philip, blowing the broadcast network. I mean, this show since it came on the network, has been killing it. I mean, I know the numbers. I see the progress.

Yeah. Some people are like, well, you know, you know, you know, I'm doing, I'm doing consultations. You're doing consultations. One on one consultations. If you use something's wrong with your bitch, I'm doing I'm doing I'm doing consultations and you'll consultations one on one consultations If you use something's wrong with your bitch, I'll fix it Just going dintin never come but can you fix a bitch? Yeah, so Lauren had a problem. Could you fix her? Absolutely really yeah, wow because it's all it's all the same principles I just say it's from a guy's perspective

Because you don't want to you don't want to dilute your brand. That's right. Right. All right I mean I've had girls of call up and and do consultations and stuff. That's great man So I got that and and you know every Tuesday we drop on Ryker's network the app I have the app in the premium subscription. We got a 250 some episodes now. Yeah, did you kill it? Yeah, so it's cool good and then I just did a Ocean's eight. I filmed a part in Ocean's eight. What'd you do? I'm And half the ways kind of like dogs and his arm muscle. That's great. So and Around the city doing comedy awesome. I love you. I love you

And uh, well, let's go to my shit. What do I got number one? We got these yeah, see you later I see that about thanks coming on man. Thanks. Thank you, man. See you dude We got these beautiful hoodies that are out right now people so check this this Fuck it. I'm looking right there all that very nice quality Pull that up. Hoodies are on, you get them right now. Right there, riotcast.com store. Click on the hoodie.

Go get yourself a hoodie. There's limited hoodies up there right now. I had a small run done. So go check that out. What else? April 27th, 28th, 29th. At the comedy club. Love it.

Minneapolis, I've heard this club is one of the best clubs in the country. And if not in the world, I mean, Nick DePolo can't stop raving about it. So I finally got booked there. I literally turned down offers in Minneapolis. So one day I'd maybe get an offer from these guys and I did. So I hope it's great. So if you come into the show, ask to sit up front. Don't get too shit faced and take those tables away the fucking drunk twats that don't give a fuck.

Okay, get down to the show and spread the word. If you see it out there retweeted, even if you're not from there, spread the word of the show. So, okay, we have New Orleans next week. So that show is going to be killer me and Nick the Apollo. I don't know if you can get any funnier than that. I mean, that's a killer show. We've done two of these before, three of these and every, every time we do them, it's, it's insane. It's just, he kills, I kill, it's crazy. And then, of course, I'm at Uncle Vinnie's main 19. No, we're at Janks. That's a what? We're at Janks. Remember? What am I? We're at Janks on the boardwalk on the Jersey Circle boardwalk. Me and you. I'm not, I'm not the hot spot. I'm going to Uncle Vinnie's and I'm going home. And blow out. Iite i'm not the hot spot i'm going to talk about this and i'm going home and blow out i'll have hoodies there too i'm gonna have hoodies there and i have hoodies this weekend

so if uh... i'm gonna bring some with me but uh... american comedy club sandy a go i can't wait to go there when does that start eight through the ninth of june love it not to the tenth tenth sorry well it matters because i know people gonna I love you too. All right, and then June 23rd big show me calling Quinn and Kevin Brennan. Oh, yeah, you're on the boyfriend. That is a banger. Doing the comedy festival in Pittsburgh very excited about that. Side's put us again, September, blah, blah, blah, blah.

I'm all over the place. I'm going to fucking bell gym this summer. I'm going to the Hampshire. I am. Who's that? I like it. You just went from Belgium to New Hampshire. Bell gym and then I'm going to Paris, Connecticut.

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Want to do a one-on-one with you too. I Want to do a one-on-one with you Wait, hold on if you're a fan of the show, please and you have more artwork designs that we want to do for our new merch Email me at ykw. We're gonna use them for the website not just merch We want to use them on the thing. We're gonna use them all over the place on the show everywhere So ykwd producer at rikest.. And if you want to send anything to the studio, mail it to 117 McDougall Street, New York, New York, 1012. It's out of my mind. It goes to my fucking thing too. Behind me. Behind me, all the shit right here. This is all from fans. Okay. So not the TV, but that's from you too, because we paid for it with

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