Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Meal Team 6 | The Regz w/ Robert Kelly, Dan Soder, Luis J. Gomez and Joe List Ep #64

Episode Date: June 3, 2026

CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Tesla Diner vs Real Diners 18:15 - Joe List milking moving to Austin 29:27 - Front Facing Luis 37:01 - Michael Che vs Lev Fer: The Roast of Comics Talking about The Roast of Kevin Hart 43:14 - The Roast of Danny Braff 46:01 - Summer of Sketch: Pt 2 53:21 - REGZ Improv 56:31 - Who would replace Joe List? 59:17 - Improv Pt 21:04:25 - If I had a dollar for everytime the skankfest doc was mentioned… 1:10:42 - “Exhaustion” Robert Kelly, Luis J. Gomez, Joe List, and Dan Soder discuss the Tesla Diner vs Real Diners, Joe List talking about moving to Austin again, Luis doing well on algorithms with front facing videos, Michael Che and Lev Fer beefing over the Roast of Kevin Hart, The Roast of Danny Braff, summer of sketch, the guys trying to do improv, who would replace Joe List, and more! Presented by YKWD and GaS Digital.  LISTEN ON APPLE PODCASTS https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-regz/id1700969607 SOCIALS Robert Kelly @ykwdpodcast https://robertkellylive.com/ https://www.instagram.com/robertkellylive/ Luis J. Gomez https://luisofskanks.com/ https://www.instagram.com/gomezcomedy/ https://twitter.com/luisjgomez Joe List https://twitter.com/JoeListComedy https://www.instagram.com/joelistcomedy/ Dan Soder https://www.dansoder.com/  https://www.instagram.com/dansoder/  SPONSORS  The Perfect Jean F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code REGZ15 at http://theperfectjean.nyc/REGZ15 BodyBrain Coffee Use code REGZ20 to get 20% off https://www.BodyBrainCoffee.com/ LucyGet 20% off first order w/ code “REGZ” RoSparks https://www.ro.co/regz for $15 off your first order GLDNew customers get 40% off with code REGZ at http://GLD.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fill her up. It's Robert Kelly. Bobo, we got Joe List. On his phone. We got Dan Soda Boy. Not on his phone. And we got Lewis, J. Gomez on his phone. I'm putting money in my meter.

I'm putting money in my mouth right now. I'm putting money in Lewis's mouth right now. Bro. You're putting my in my mouth right now. Audio listeners, I'm sucking it. I got to put my headphones on. Oh my God. What are my boss?

What? We're back. We're wearing the same stuff. I can't believe we... Why would you break the fourth wall? Huh? Because I'm a scamp. Well, I would just take your hat, put it back with it.

Because I'm a little rascal. Shrimp scampy. Yeah, whatever. We're filming fucking three episodes of the day. No, we're doing two. Two. Well, that's how we're going to have to do it when I'm in Texas. What?

I don't like this narrative. Three of a day. When are you moving to Texas? Doesn't matter. Do you have a date or? I could already live there. Do you have a date or do you have a date? Yes, I'm bringing Sarah.

Why don't we solve the problem or replace Joe? I hate that. Hold on. I like this. You know what? Can I restate something? I really thought you guys are going to be on the bandwagon. You don't listen.

Replace them. I know. I'm sorry. I just felt left out. I'm irreplaceable. And then I realized it's because I'm hurt. Thank you. Love you.

He's irreplaceable. Oh. Bada-Bapabas gotta boo. No, I come to town. We do two, three episodes. We have a nice time. It's fucking annoying. Why is it annoying?

We're doing two today, not even for me. We hate it. We did one, and it was awesome. Then we went outside. We're like, fucking, let's go. Now it's a job. No, it's great. This is going to be better.

I guarantee this episode is better than stupid last week's. Whoa. Guaranteed. I mean, you guys did fucking commandeer the whole episode and, you know, fucking 45 minutes story about smoking 18 cigars. We black commandeered.

You're talking about their diary? Their diary that they gave us. Let's hear your story. Yeah, what's your story? I'll tell you a story. Go ahead. I'll tell you story about how much I hate. the Tesla diner.

Oh, great. Where is the Tesla diner? You tell the story and we'll interrupt you every two seconds. That's my one. With jokes and bits, yeah, that's what it's called. Oh, don't season. Oh, should we listen to your shit story and not make jokes? Oh, please just give us a plain, dry story.

No, I'm just saying that's what we do. I wasn't fucking singing you, you fucking. Why are you attacking me? I didn't even do nothing. I didn't. Why are you yelling at me? I don't know. I'm just yelling at you because I didn't want to yell at Lewis. What's the test diner? I don't know about it. It's in L.A. It's a diner for the car Tesla.

Elon's made so much money that he wants to go serve people in a diner. Has work a ship? Have you had a test the donut yet? No. Have you? Are they good? No. There's no such thing.

And Bobby's chewing on the tire of a car. Sure, that isn't a dog. That's not a donut. I don't know how many times I can tell you. There's only air inside this thing. It's so fucking airy. It's so like it. It's really robbery.

Hang on, let him do his act out. I liked it. What happened? What happened? Tesla diner. Take us through it. Tell us where it is. And it's in Los Angeles somewhere.

Oh, it's very space. Piece of shit. Space age. So, all right. So my crew, I'm hanging out with Kim. I'm hanging out with the gas digital crew. What are your friends? They're like, we're going to go to my team.

One of my teams. Hate your team. Team. Meal Team six. I'm like, all right, we got fucking. Meal Team six is good. I'll pass over that. Write it down, guys.

Actually write it down as a fucking name for the episode. We got the. the name quick. Get it out early. Lewis goes into Tesla and he goes, that's all right. Cover. Cover it. Snakes. Assemble. So, so, okay. All right. They're like, hey, we're going to go to the Tesla Diner. Now I'm like, why don't we just go to Mells? Mel's great. Love Mel. Great. I had breakfast at Mel. I know we're retarded. Oh, we're retarded New Yorkers. But I like, I love a diner. I like it. I love a dine. Me too. You never know you're going to see it, Mel's. Yeah, there's celebrity. Never seen a celebrity. I've been there 15. I saw Chuck Liddell there once and he was a c.

Really? And it literally made me not be a fan of his. Was this before the CTE or like? After the CTE, he was already retired and he's just there like going to suit with like a bunch of like just other people in suits. Do you think he knew where he was? No, he knew exactly where he was. So I didn't even go up to him. I was walking out of the diner.

I saw a Chuck Laudelette. I was like, oh shit. I was like Chuck. Just that. Like maybe, you know, 15, 20 feet away. And he goes like this. Like staring forward. Yeah.

Like I'm going to come up to him. You was reliving his. war and pride with fucking Shogun. No. Okay. You're a fucking... Listen to me. You became who you are because people fucking love you and love you as a fighter, dude. Don't fucking do that. No.

Don't fucking do that. You can literally go like that or you can fucking... If you're with your family and I come up to your table and I'm like, oh, can I get a picture? I understand you being like, hey, dude, fucking chill. I'm talking about... I was like, oh shit. Like, excited. Genuine excitement from me like... No. He... I don't agree with that.

A combat... An older combat... athlete, you need to give the grace of, you don't know. The gracey. Yeah, but football players, boxers, MMA fighters, if they're older, and they're just sitting there staring? No. Don't take that personal. No, he literally made it a point to stare forward to not look at me because, and to show

on his face, like, I'm annoyed that you're even acknowledging me. I think you might have rejected that. No, I didn't project anything. Because maybe he was there going like, remember when I got kicked in the head by Vitor Belport? He was like. He was like, oh shit, Tito. Attees is here.

Yeah, he's like reliving it. He thought it was Tito. Because Tito looks like shit. I'm not going to look at him. Tito goes off movement. Yeah, maybe he, but no, he's right. I was Tito for Halloween one year. And Beatrice was a UFC ring girl when she was her tuitist.

Before, he might have been out of his, he might have been fucking in his head a little. That's what I mean. He's just sitting at a diner? Yeah, it sucked. Did you say it twice or did you just take the first hit? Chuck! I said, hello, Chuck Lodell. Meanwhile.

Chuck? In his head, it's like a flashbang constantly. It's like, wee. No, I understand. Look, I get it. I get like, not one. wanting to always be approached. I get it.

You know what I'm saying? But like a fucking fan says what's up. You give him a little fucking nod. That's that. I wasn't a fucking little fanboy bitch. I wasn't trying to say to you. Yeah, you were. You were doing that.

No, no, no, no. No, I didn't do what I did for the rock. I was like, ah, fuck. Yeah, you did a soft shoe. You're like, oh. So, G. Mike, one of our producers, like, let's go to the Tesla diner. And I was like, I don't even know. I had no idea that it's associated with Tesla the car.

I just assume it's a diner called the Tesla diner. So I'm like, sure. The scientist, not the car. I just assume it's the test. This is for Nicole with Tesla. So now, we get to the diner. Now, first of all, there's fucking beakers and shit.

And you go, this is fucking weird. What is this? We'll go around the horn here. What's your favorite part about a diner? What's your favorite part about a diner? The atmosphere and the... All right, let's start with one. I like the...

All right, let me just say, I like the... Counter. Counter. Counter. I love a counter. I love a cake and a glass. Show me a pie or a cake Like the fat waitress that's been there for 10 years

One at a time, one at a time One thing at a time I was fat, I get two No, no, no, you get one at a time Because I get to address all the things you like about a diner And tell you why the Tesla diner sucks Counter Counter, no counter

What? No counter? There's like a counter with like some people behind it Like going through a slot to pull food out No counter. No counter, no cakes, no like desserts Stop giving things. Go to the next one.

This, guys, we have an hour and a half to kill it here. I'm just some. All right. Give more things. Yeah. So. There's a counter. There's a counter.

We're looking right at a counter. We're looking at a fucking. Fine. It's a slot. There's no. Can I say something? Let me say. There's no cake.

The chairs. The chairs stink. You can't sit at a counter like that. You need the spinny chair with the back. This was, there's no, there's not an inviting counter. There's no cakes. There's no things. There's no fucking.

Not the thing you were talking about. Yes, I guess there is a counter. There's a counter. That's not what it is. Are you ready for mine? I like the diversity of the menu and breakfast all day. I know that's two, but it's one. No, no, no.

A thick menu, breakfast all day, all night, and a big thick, tons of items. You want to eat a burger and I can eat pancakes. You want to get clams and pancakes. It's why you go to a dinner. If I want to have meatloaf, a steak, if I want to have fucking a burger, if I want to have an omelet, if I want to have pancakes. It's a standing order. But yeah, you're right.

I want, maybe I want seafood at seven in the morning. I ate breakfast at night. Yes, perfect. You don't want a bad. There is, there's no menu. you. Okay. There is computer screens that you go up to. There's eight menu

items. You have to put a neural link in to order. Look. This is the entire menu right here. Everything on the menu. Fried pickle. Well, then gee Mike's an asshole. This is the diner. By the way, no, that looks good. It all looks like... It looks like... It looks like... Shit. There's like... There's five breakfast items.

There's... This wasn't even all on here, but the amount of breakfast... I love it. There's only... five items. It's got a whole menu. That chicken sandwich looks amazing. Yeah, I would eat a hot dog with a lightning waffle and french fries. I'm still on Lewis's side. I don't think any of this. I mean, there's a lot of stuff.

I mean, there's a lot of stuff. I wanted to do a carbless meal. I could have gotten the waggo. What's a cyber box? Go down. What's the side? Can you buy one of the cyber truck? It's a bus in the future. The food comes in the cyber truck. No, that's, come on. That's the only cool board. That's cinnamon rolls on. Oh, come on. That's the takeout box.

That's got cool. I'd take that. Food sold separately. Come on. I'd have an accident in my hotel room. Yeah. So there's no, so the menu is. The menu fucking stinks. There's almost nothing on the fucking menu. There was eight regular items and like four breakfast items in the entire menu.

All I wanted to do was get some steak and it. They didn't have Clams Casino? They had nothing. The fuck. What do you like about it, dining? I gamble on Clam all the time. I like the atmosphere of the waitresses. No waitresses, Dan.

There's no bitch named Flo, Chew and Gombie and like, what do you want? She's going out for a cigarette break? None of that. That's what you want. I love being called. honey. Yes. I love an old Greek man that's upset to see me and Joe me and Joe List at fucking

2.30. But doesn't write down anything. He remembers the whole. Or if he does, he goes, what do you want? Just that. Yeah. It's ineligible. You can't read it. Yeah. I love it. I love like an old actor. It comes over, honey, what can I get you and puts a hand on your shoulder? Oh, I love it. The human, the human.

None of that. We should all be. None of that. So what is it? You go to a fucking iPad, you go, boop. And then it comes out that little slot and then you had to go pick it up at another counter. There's nobody that waits on you. Oh, so it's open tables. So somebody could grab your food by accident? Somebody can grab your food

by accident? Or on purpose. Yeah, Bobby's about to go. He's like, what, dude? You can't grab food? You just found it. Let's say someone grabs food and leaves with that. There's no percussions. Is it? First come first serve? We found a loophole, dude. I'm telling you right now, I can fucking box people out. I'm just at the food slot.

Loophole dancing. None of that, right? And then the only thing cool about this diner is they have two gigantic screens like outdoor drive and movie screens. And they're playing space balls on the movie. Oh, that's great. Right? But guess what? What? If you're not charging a Tesla,

you cannot go into the parking lot. All right. So we literally went to the shittiest fucking diner possible. It looks horrible. You're not even faced towards the screen. It was a piece of shit. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, you face sideways. No, there's another one there. So there's two screens. There's two giant

screens. There's one right here with these cars. That one's for the other. There's other cars on that side facing that way. There's two screens for the parking lot. Can I say something, though? Please. It does look cool. No, it doesn't.

What neighborhood is? It looks all right. That looks like a cool. West Hollywood. The inside looks. See, that's a screen. That's a screen. That's pretty cool looking.

If that was a regular diner like that with the upstairs sitting, it's all white tables. I like the all white part. I love them. That's nice. You don't have to worry about getting, you know. And then you have Tesla owners, which are the douchiest people on the planet. It's like they went from being involved. It's like they went from being involved.

environmentalists to fucking Nussis. What the fuck happened? You look over Tom Popper and his team of there. Yeah. It is, that doesn't, I don't like it. It looks like they're trying to do is. I didn't go in. Oh, I went and I left.

I left my entire team. Wow. You can't leave your team behind. I did. And I was like, I'm leaving. I was like, I'm going to go. And I was like, I'm going to find a dope restaurant. And then I was like, I found a place called Robbies.

And I said it like, it's a place that's like no. And I was like, I'm going to Robbies. You guys are fucking fuck off. They're like, what's Robbies? I was like, yeah, if you know, you know. Just a guy's house. Just him and his dog? I found a shittier place in the Tesla diner.

And out of spite, I ate at it by myself. What did you eat? I got lamb lollipops. And... You got lamb out of dine. I got lamb out of dine. I love lamb. I love baby anything.

Lamb, feel. We know you do. You're a true carnivore. Women. Yeah, exactly. And then I got ribs. You should have gone to Norms. Norms diner.

Pull up norms. No. Well, no, Robbie's list of a piece of shit. Dude, it was two gay guys. I go in. There is literally three people in the entire restaurant. It's karaoke night at a restaurant for some reason. What'd you sing?

I didn't sing anything, but these people were just the big... These people fucking sucked at singing. Nobody was good. They were singing the worst songs ever. And then, blaring, blasting my ears. Isn't that the best part about karaoke, though? It's shitty singers. I don't want people flexing.

Yeah, I don't want a real singer. That's the worst of karaoke. Joe's a good karaoke's a guy. Fucking right. I got a late. said, don't you like shitty people? So you just ate this horrible meal by myself? While the two gay guys are in the place,

they were so excited that a person came into their restaurant, they kept on coming to my table and being like, oh, how'd you hear about us? And I was like, get the fuck away from it. I'm doing this out of spite. What's the other diner, the cat, not Carnegie, what was it? Carnegie, what's the other? Oh, on Melrose.

Yeah. Melrose there. That was the fucking shit. Yeah, hold on. You have the Rugglers. and cats. No, fucking hold on, hold on. Don't say it.

Old school. I went to the Toyota diner. Did they, uh, did your whole team just eat a whole meal? And they all just ate by themselves. Why kept on tag? You know, happy they were? Oh my God. I'm leaving.

Thank God. Every bite. Oh, this is great. Silence. This is probably the best chicken sandwich ever. Yeah, this is Robbie. Oh, there's Robbie. That's Robbie.

That was me. What is your problem? No, you got the lamp. You got the lamp. It's like an Indian guys, the bartending. and then Rob, they're going to show the, I guarantee they're going to show the bartender. Hey. Look, even in the commercial, there's nobody in the fucking...

It looks pretty good, though. No, the food was actually decent. This guy's, I think, a good suck, but he just has no idea had a fucking... Oh, pause this. Keep that one, because I want to keep on playing this commercial. Oh, that looks good. Pause it for a second, guys. I'm on board with everything I've seen at Robbins.

Cantors. Canters. It's really good. Yeah. Look at this. Groups or parties? This place has at all. Somebody pointed this out to me, because we were talking about how to cook a steak, and Bobby's like,

dude, five, five, five. 4, 4, 3, 2, 2, 1, 1, it was on this, right? And they were like, that's a, it's 36 minutes to cook a stage. It was fucking insane. That is technically an hour-long program on table. It's a tomahawk. I only eat tomahawk. Oh, damn.

What do you think I'm eating fucking little strips? You go, I just did the math, and that's a six-hour cook on a fucking eight-outs. I will say, Robbie's, the food at Robbies was pretty fucking good, but the atmosphere made me want to kill myself. But this isn't a diner either. That's a restaurant. Come me. Canters. Give her cat.

Cantors and Norm. Did you look at his wig when he was there? No, you got to see the Indian. He might have a hair transplant. He might have hair transplant. He might have hair transplant. He might be hair tips. He might be spammed.

I think he's, people get addicted to wigs. That's crazy. Once they have a wig, they just get addicted to us. And they don't care. This is what you need right here. I'm a guy with hair tits. And I'm like, dude, I couldn't do a wig. That'd be a half rack of baby back ribs for $16.99.

That is a diner. They got the iconic size. Give me a low five. That place rules. Bring up cantas. Bring up cantus. Woo, that fucking sirloin steak and eggs. Tell me you wouldn't have came in your hands for that.

That's all I wanted. Give me the Google image. Norm's sign outside. Yeah. So Joe's really there for the atmosphere. Isn't that where they shot Pulp Fiction at Norms, right? No, it looks like it, though. That was a different place that's closed now.

Bring up can. There it is. That's the diner you want. Oh, that does look like. But I like a straight-up New Jersey. Bring up can't. A classic Greek jersey dime. I like a place that just the sign is just,

diner. Yes. You go. The town and then diner. John Ivy. Looks like an old disco late at night. Yeah. You go, look at that. Canters with a sea. I go to the Gotham diner in New Jersey. I'll take forever to bring up a fucking thing. There you go. Fairfax. That's my favorite

diner in, uh, in fucking L.A. And you can go see music there. They got rock band. You know, he used to work there. Dice's kid worked there. Oh! Oh! I just brought you eggs over Miami. Oh! Would you like a refill? Oh! Oh! Right away, the pies are limited.

They do comedy there. Really? Yeah, they just stand up there. Hickory dickory duck for a little out of chicken stock. But also he's doing that and you go, hey, listen, we're running pretty tight on time. Can we just do it his whole thing? This is great. Hey.

You're digging a one? Little Miss Muffet. I fucked her. Oh. Oh. That sunk. There are just moments that we've done this podcast for so long that you can watch someone swim out too far.

And you just watch their eyes. And even Bobby can't save it. Yeah. Low five again. We're doing a lot of low five. Nobody was following Hickory, Dickery, We ran out of chicken stock. I couldn't.

I couldn't have another guy to reference. When he said Hickory Dickery Doc, I was like, do it, man. But you what? Please get it. But he did an air show thing. Louis came out and crashed in front of all the kids. But I watched Lewis. But he didn't even eject.

He just stayed with the plane. See, the second episode is better. That's why it's going to be great when I moved to Thea. Stop. Stop. And then you guys all come down. We all do Roving together. Three episodes in the days.

Rogan. You've got to try to get everyone on Rogan. Rogan specifically said he does not like two of the four of us. Yeah. I'm not going to say which ones. We know who. Are you serious? He loves Joe.

He specifically said he does. He was like, yeah. It's Dan and Lewis. No. I would say it's Joe. I've been a Rogan seven times. Joe's been on like six. Yeah, it was a joke.

I've been on four times. What are you, CNN, dickhead? But thanks. I don't think he likes me. A little aggression back. Does it me? I'm not going to say. Well, he doesn't like me.

He didn't say. We're both Joe's. Joe's just correct. He's going, I don't like two of them. Imagine he, imagine Rogan said he doesn't like two of my best friends. Go, well, I'm going to have to tell him. I don't like him either, Joe. Whatever you say.

If he said that, take him out, I can take him out for you. If he said that, you should go, that's what he does sometimes. Yeah, that's good And you make a gym Yeah, yeah, he does that Why, dude, you keep like fucking taunting us with this Just can we

Can you just fucking tell us or not If it's happening? It's a maybe No, dude, fuck off, you're going. Where are you in your head? I'm right here, baby, I'm present. No, where are you? You're looking at places, right?

I'm thinking about L.A. Oh, no, you're not really thinking about it. I love L.A. I do love L. L.A. L.A. is awesome. L. L.A.'s back. It's back. I had a great time.

I had a great time. I said it. It's definitely a better town than Austin. LA is good when you have shit going on. To live there and not have anything happening. Just beautiful weather. That's what I said. It doesn't make any sense.

Beautiful. But you have nothing going on. You can go to the ocean. You can go hiking. It's incredible. It's perfect weather. It's 70 degrees. Exactly.

That's what I said. How is it's what I said. I'm on a boat. Austin, you got nothing going on. It's 150 degrees. Here you got nothing going on. You're waiting for the subway. It smells like a foot.

I love fucking New York. New York's the best. It is. It's not the best. It's the best. You moved out. I live outside the city. I have a life.

You can turn very Jewish. I have a life. What do you want me to do? L.A. is better than Austin. If you moved out, moving out of the city, didn't it fucking relieve a lot of your stress?

My pool fucking rules. Yeah. Spend, you know, fucking $50,000 to get it ready. But you know, it's fine. I mean, sure. Not just the pool. The whole backyard.

I do, I was spending $50K on the... $54,000 in the past two weeks on my backyard. Guys, body brain has a new cream. Please. Put those creamers. Please buy the cream. Buy the cream. We can't afford it the outer bags.

Please. Guys. I mean, because I'm in a garbage bag. Honestly, I think the logo. That's the way it comes. Lewis packs him in his fucking living room. Hey, thanks for the order.

There you go. Comes in an IKEA bag. You buy three creams. You get 75 free. He just comes to your house and goes, take two. The rest are from down the street. There's a crumpled up CBS receipt in my body brain. Hey, what's up?

Did you order five body brains? Take five. I'm going to. Lewis has a paper bag, exactly that he goes around the neighborhood. Hey, Mr. You forgot your body brain. Doggy,

I was complaining about how much my landscaping costs, and I spent 15K just on landscaping. I hope you got ripped off. Then I was complaining about it, and then somebody was like, that's how much landscaping is. Yeah, that's a little bit.

If you get a pool, the pool's not the expensive part. The landscaping and all the shit around it is... And the lawsuit that's probably coming in the next year or so. Why a lawsuit? I threw my dog in the pool. I just threw her in. never swim before. I was like, let's see how this goes...

What are you, John Wayne? Yeah. The fuck is wrong with you. Well, let it swim, cowboy. Yeah, you never swam. Well, my dog hasn't swam. There's one way to teach him. Well, James, if the dog's gonna learn how to swim.

No, man! I don't want to be black. Sinks to the bottom. These big eyes. He goes, hell learn. It's just a fucking wet, fucking garkas. She swam. Of course.

She had no choice. It's a dog battle. She literally swam straight up out of the pool that never has not looked at me in the same sense. We tried that when Myrtle was a puppy. When we had rented this house with her family, we threw her in the water. And then she clawed Katie so bad that Katie is a scar

like a Viking queen. Oh, that's hot. She looks like saggett. She's like, yeah. Down her face. Do you remember when we threw the wolf into the water? No, yeah. She loved the pool.

Yeah. Yeah, she's way in now. It's fucking great. I went for a swim this morning. My dog loved Jane Christine's pool. It's the best. Jumping around and then my dog was just like, talk about that.

I take doodles on the kayak fishing with me. That's fun of shit. Sits on the front and we just cruise around the way. Cheese doodles. I heard it. It was good, by the way. I was left him finish before I come back to him.

I didn't hear it. He said cheese doodle. He's just, say it again. Cheese doodle? It takes a two-person kayak just to eat a bag of cheese, but it's in the seat. It's strapped in.

I love you, doodles. You got your life preserve around, Duddles. It's funny. I can't believe that's the first time I heard that fucking joke. I've been doodles for seven years. I was cheating on you with cheese hits, but now you're number one.

Yeah, the best. I'll never do it again, cheese, dude. You don't ever yell back at me, doodles. You just crunch when I bite you. Baby, Joe, please don't go. You won't even notice I'm gone. Yeah, I will.

Can I say something, though? We don't really hang out in the city. We only see each other here. Yeah, you're right. Exactly. You wouldn't even know. I'm thinking about moving and not even telling you. I can live there now.

Nate did that with L.A. Remember that? Yeah. I don't even live here. I moved back to Boston years ago. Guys, I died five years ago. I saw that set. Wow. Listen.

Change it up. Listen. It was just too mean. We just did the gas digital intro. Fill her up. Fill her up. I listen. Phil.

That guy, Seth Simons, wrote an article about us. And he was like, he said that the reason it's that, it's a rape reference. It's a film. her up, like against her will. Really? I swear, like, what a crazy stretch. That's fucking... It'd be funny if it was. Lewis goes, hey, anybody giving away our secrets?

Seth's fucking nailed us in this new... I should have thought of that. That's fucking good. What of the rape stuff do you have brewing around to that fucked up head of you? Simon's? Yeah. You need a job. Yeah, you're our fucking creep. No, we don't want you to go, doggy.

I'm going next week. I'm hanging out there. You're there all the time. I'll see you. I'll see you more. If I moved to Austin, I'd see you more. You would be good in Austin. No. No, we want you to move to Austin. No.

I'm thinking of Dallas. Why don't we all move to fucking Austin? Just take over. Become Rogan's best friend. We make the regs combined into the parks and, what is it called? Parks and Rex. We can do Regsar Parks. Yeah, Regs are Park.

Choke out Tony Hinscliff, kill him hide his body. He'll fuck your shit up, dude. Tony will fuck you up. You think Tony would fuck me up? Tony would fucking beat the shit out of it. Tony would fuck him. He'll get the brakes off. Tony's kind of jacked.

Yeah, dude. He's secretly been training with rodent. He's literally. Yeah, dude. He would fucking choke you up. He knows rodent food. And he's healthy. He's very healthy.

He's very healthy. He doesn't drink, doesn't smoke. Yep. He'd bite your Achilles. He'd be done. His face doesn't look all red on the roast for some reason. He moved to Austin to do a coulite. Jesus Christ, dude.

A cumiaete? Cumiata. Just say the N-word. That was a fucking. What is mean? What? That was funny. You're funny.

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And let's get Bobby a pair. Fuck your khakis and get the perfect gene. Some fucking intern of Gas Digital's wearing mine. Walking around, showing their butt off to everyone. The roast. We talked about the roast last week. This is a month. I was talking about a roast.

I'm making a roast. I'm excited to go home, dude. I'm starving, dude. That's dying to talk about me all fucked up. Well, we got the Joe Liss roast coming up. Wait, we're going to talk about something that we said, and then we forgot. We're going to talk about his speech. His speech, he's giving speeches now on the social media.

What was, oh, about? Let me tell you something, guys. Comedy. It's like your Gary Veter best man speech. Yeah, bring it up. An all-timer. I want to hear it. I want to see if he makes sense.

An all-timer for his in-law. Guys. Guys. I go, guys. A little bit. You guys. I like the speech. Did you?

What was it? Name your favorite part. The Gary Veter one? No, I didn't know. That's crazy. Nobody liked that. That was the funniest thing. They almost removed me from the wedding.

That's the funniest thing anyone I've ever known has done. That was funny. He gave a speech about comedy that was so inside baseball that his in-laws were like, I don't have no idea. God damn it. He's great. I love when your wedding, when I love it, Louis Gomez, he went, Jay. I just screamed it out.

Lewis heckled my wedding ceremony. Is that your new thing now? You're going to give, what is it called? What do you call it? Two camera? Reactions. Oh, yeah.

That's my new thing, dude. Oh, really? Give me a topic. Give me a topic. Diner's. Let me, I'll go. I'll go out of the best of the day. No, he's got to film it with his phone.

There's an art going to be alone. That was one take, too. Are you going to start doing car takes where you're in the front seat of your car and you go, can I tell you why Democrats aren't successful in 20, 20 Zick. Oh, there it is. Oh, yeah. You look like shit. It's a bad angle. You got to learn your angles. No, that's the angle. You got to do the, the, the, the zan. It looks like my shirt is covered and come. Sorry, everyone. I was just jizzing all over my chin and check. Sorry, guys. I took two flights today, guys. It's like you made a pizza right before this.

Hey, you guys, you guys like dough. He's tossing it. Oh, I look at the roast. You do have good skin, though. You look, you kind of cute in that, uh, you know what I mean? Damn, you're winning Bobby over. You really thinned out. What's that thing behind you? A Van Gogh painting? Yeah, it's a real Van Gogh. Wow. Yeah. I wish you'd Van Gogh to Texas.

There he is. Let's watch the clip. Let's watch the clip. A lot of backlash about this Kevin Hartford. You didn't know where to hold the phone. Kevin Hartbacker. It's coming from comedians. A lot of comedians are out here talking shit about what other comedians can or cannot say.

Look, if you're just a normal person, if you're not in comedy, then don't watch this. More pressure to you. You have the right to be offended. People can be offended. That's fine. Oh, my God. You're really feeling yourself on this. Oh, man, he is.

More power to you. More power. He's seconds away from going, anyways. I'm running for president. What is wrong with you people? What are we doing? Aren't you doing what you're saying they shouldn't do? Aren't you doing it?

Something that's in your act is offensive to somebody. I guarantee it. If you were to go down every joke, you can find something. Lewis nodding along with his video might be the worst thing I've ever experienced. in comedy. Lewis hype manning his own point. Lewis is nodding like Rick Rubin in the studio. He's like, ooh, that is a take.

Hey, guys, come get ready with me. Guys, so I talk about a roast. You step over the line. You find the line and you step over it. A clever way, in a funny way. Some people go, yeah, but it's got to be funny. It's got to be funny. Well, if somebody's laughing, it's funny.

If there's one person in the room laughing, then it's funny. That's it. He's just going this from his shows. If there's 13 people in the room And a couple of them are laughing That's a funny shot If they buy drinks They're fans

They're fans if they buy The two drinks By definition One person in the crowd laughing It means it's awesome Also When they complain for their money Back for the ticket

That is also Guys won't you pause it So that we can make fun of me more In other sections Because they saw What's the wrong Our fucking team This is this

Which one of your teams is this Who's doing it? This team is one of the words This team is the fucking... This is our last place team. Oh, my God. It's like when they start bolting pictures. They're the fucking bad news bears.

You really are. More like the bad news twinks. This bear and twink. We got it. We got it. We were having so much fun. We were right there. That bad news bear.

That bad news bears was so good. Bad news. Hey, so... I want a podcast with these pictures instead. What are some of the comments? I want to read the comments. I want to read the comments must be like praising you. Hero.

Yeah, most of the time. I need a lose. What's kind of funny is a lot of people be, there's no backlash. It's like my algorithm is all backlash. It's all like black comics and black people being like, this is fucking crazy. They have Nazis on Netflix.

Remington's correct. Shane Gillis is an awesome person for telling Kevin Hart not to sit on that man's lap. Absolutely correct. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Looks like you're,

looks like you won them over, Lewis. Looks like you won your freedom. Show us the outrage. Is this your... I can't find anything. on Twitter. There's so much outrage. There was so much outrage. Damn, Rossage. Yeah.

I saw a bunch of articles written on like shitty websites. There's articles. There's TMZ. There's fucking Yahoo. There's like, there's so much. There's a, I understand if your algorithm didn't turn into that, but my algorithm specifically turned into like black comics, like reacting to it and like. I saw two black guys

watching Jay and laughing their asses off, which is Jay's dream in life. Yeah. To be accepted into the black community. He goes, can I... That wasn't Jay, that was his gloves. He was like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I tried to help you out. Wow.

He left. Fuck you. I tried to help him out. Well, you know what? Going by his rules, that is... That's funny. One person laughed. Hey, I'm gonna do a two-facing video.

What's up, everybody? When you're on a podcast, if you're not laughing, have a joke. I was gonna throw the band-in. It's like when someone goes in a movie, when they go to shoot a guy, but it's out of bullets. It was like, oh, oh. almost got the bandana. You lucked out. Oh, man.

Are we all going to start doing one? Yeah, this fucking guy's hitting it. I'm going to do it today. 300,000 views on that video. That's why everyone's talking. All the outrage is fake, too. They want to get the clicks.

They don't actually offend it. I agree. You run and you go, oh, my God, did you see what's... Whatever the... Let me ask you question. Did you feel... When you're doing that, though,

the hard part of doing it is that you feel like a douchebag, doing it. It's the first time I've ever done a front face of it, except for when my tickets sells are low and they're like, hey, do a front-facing video? Can I ask an honest question?

Please. What take was that? What take of your take? Well, actually, no, it was two. Also, you're always walking and talking. I'd love to see the first one. Hey, what's up? You guys want to get mad at Joe?

You know what? That wasn't. Hang on, I look fat this way. Oh. What's up? Are you pussy? I've seen a million videos of you walking and talking. Yeah, dude, you love to walk in talk.

On facing videos? You think I have a million of them? Yes. Yeah, you got a lot of fun. Maybe not in your feet. I think this is the first real one, though. I'll tell you right now. No, this is my first front face video reacting to something that happened in the...

Reaction video. This is your first reaction video. I mean, this isn't going to... We know what this is going to do. That looks like me. That's Bobby's sister. He goes, dude, and then we can't find Bobby. We go outside to smoke a cigar.

That's his sister. Hey, that's fun. What is this? I don't know. It's going to be people being mad. That's way up with it. It doesn't even seem like it's a person reacting mad. I think they just put up any random video having to do with the rose

because our... team is fucking... Who brought up... Who's bringing up videos? Uh, me. Okay, there you go. It's your team. I'm teaming with him. Well, Chey posted about the writers. He wasn't mad.

He was a joke. That was funny. And then him and Leve are going back and forth now. Did you see there? Love's getting undiolated by Chee. Why would you fuck with Che? Let me read. I want to see it.

Leve really thought he was going to have a moment being like, let me tell you how the comedy scene is the best part was when Leff goes. And I think you're really funny. Oh, you're not. You stick. You're not funny. When you say something's really funny And then they're like, well, good

Because I think you fucking stink Oh my God 10 7 round As someone that's lost that fight before you go I had shit When Che was on the bonfire At one point I went So Chee what's going on with SNL?

Like do you're ready? He goes Bobby stop asking me Fucking interview questions stupid I was like yeah right Yeah I like Chea a lot And he always What he wrote was actually funny Like if you the problem is people are taking it that way

They're like oh you're being a pussy He was making a joke that It's celebrating the most popular black comedian in 10 years. And it was like, who's the writing staff? And then it's all fucking white guys. Just a bunch of fat, smelly white guys. Yeah, I look like a fucking, like a Zizi top cover man. I didn't take it as Che being shitty at all.

And when I did the reaction video, it was, it was a little Ra was the one that kind of got me where I was like, shut up. What did he do? He did a reaction video where he was like, oh, if I was there, I would have booed and gotten up. And you're like, shut up. Dude, you would have jigibood? Whoa. You would a jig? This is Chee.

He's great. If you don't laugh. And it's just a row. Let's do a row celebrating the career of the most successful black comic in the last 10 years. I love that. Who should you get to write it? And then you scrolled. It's just a horror movie fucking screen.

Oh, my God. It also gets uglier as they go along. It looks like it looks like Comic-Con. It looks like guys that made money off websites in the 90s. This was, they created the internet. Let's take, uh, what's his name out, the toilet in the back? J.P. McGee. Who's hilarious.

But it literally looks like, like, like, Nick Monarch. was like growing up near a power plant and slowly he morphed into this. It looks like Lord of the Rings. It looks like Hobbits. And then the next slide, there's one more slide. And he wrote, Go ahead. Zach is showing how many years he has left to live.

Come on. Those are funny. That's what I mean. That's like Che being like, I'm being silly. And then he, uh, what's this? Che posting. Make a mockery. Oh, this is Lev, right?

Yeah, he posts Cheap posting Shane's roast writers to make a mockery of his lame as fuck. One of your only IG posts that your show let you keep up is from Shane putting you on stage to the garden. Now you're clowning as team and shitting on their moment. You want the roast to be looking at Kevin shoes. I want a team. That might explain why S&L

is so funny. It was just kind of an aggressive thing. But this is why by the way. This first comment is whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. What is it? What is it? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, and then they got into it and they got into the company. But don't read the car. I mean, we can do. I want to read what

She wrote back. This is, yeah. He did like six. It was both of them looked gay as fuck after a while. Because they're going, first of all, second of all, third of all, fourth of all. And then they answered by going, number one. But then Leves like, well, you know, this could have been a conversation or DMs. Che is like, we don't have a DM relationship.

Can I read this? I want to have that's hilarious. I just like putting it in something. Like people can go read it on if they keep it up. Yeah, but they can't read. I want to see it. Let me see it. Yeah.

Stop being uncomfortable with friction. He really is. Corporate. Corporate. He's gay shit. Bad podcast. If you want to read it. Just reading fucking.

How is it bad? It's not visual. It's visual. We get to read it and make fun of it. I'm fine, but it's just like, well, what?

What? You just don't want, you don't want controversy. No, I don't give a fuck. Just say it. I don't fucking care. You don't want people fighting.

Trying to court controversy is gayer than having controversy. Did you go to Allen today? No. All right. I'm actually fucking great. All right. Whatever. Read the comment.

I don't like... No, no, forget it. It's gay as fuck that they're going... Not the comments. Number one, number two, number three, number three. What does it say? Number five. Did you purposely do Lorne?

Oh, that's right. They're alluding to the Lord. It's funny. What is it say? What is it? Number three. Summer, we can't talk... What does it say?

This is, this is said. Bobby trying to read is fun. Well, it's because it's fucking, he has it small. Make it big. It's huge, Bobby. You can fucking hundred times. My TV is a foot away from. further way. Do you want me to read

Bobby? Go up to the top because you're missing it. So it starts with Che go Just read one, two, and three. He goes, first of all, I wasn't shaming those guys have known most of them for a decade, and it's very funny they were picked for a Kevin Hart roast. Second, I posted a picture of a tweet from a show that Shane asked me to do for free as a friend. Number three,

third, I understand you've got to earn your keep in the entourage, but maybe ask your boss if this post was a good look. Snap. Fourth, I'll be at the seller all summer. We can talk about it in person. And he is capitalized, though. That's important. That's all caps.

You're right. I did leave that out. Fifth, and this is really important, Lev. Maybe SNL is not funny, but I'm funny, and you're not. Boom. All capitalized. I don't care whose dick you suck to ride a jet or be fourth mic on a podcast. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you are used to, my guy.

My guy is like, wow. Wow. Then he also wrote six. We don't have a DM kind of relationship. That was good. Which I, listen, if I had posted. about something and then that and then the guy responded, I would immediately be like,

yeah, all those points are real good. So that's why I give credit for Lev going back. I think Lev's hilarious. Lev is a good dude. Very funny. But he does have like, you got to, what is the point of like, I don't get it?

First of all, you misunderstood what Chey was doing. I don't think Shay was trying to be shitty to any of those guys. He's just making a joke. But you say, what is the point? He's got 2,782 likes. Bingo. I got like way more on my... I'm not saying you did it. We're talking to front-facing Lewis now.

You got to understand. He's got a take on this. He got a lot of life. We get home and we see him doing a front-facing take on our podcast. A lot of Bobby and Dan really got into it about controversy. No, we didn't. Can we turn the air conditioning? Guys, if you're going to move to Austin, think about it.

I got my five rules. I got a funny topic. Danny handed me his phone to read a tweet, and then I did a little tweeting. What did you tweet? Dan, you check it out? I'm just learning this now. Just, no.

It just came to my attention. Oh, my God, I better delete that. Hang on, phleg. Yeah. Activate. Can you pull it up before, Danny, before you delete whatever it is?

I'm about to talk. Clem, activate. Oh, no, he's going to shoot a flam ball at you. He's like a mega man fucking villain. Danny, he shoots how fucking balls of flam at you. I just dinged my own joke.

I didn't need to do that. Thank you. Danny, pulling up. Paco's pulling it up. Pop-pop. Paco pulls up the stuff. Pac-Pa-Pas-Pas-Pas-Pee. I need phlegm. Pocko.

Sorry, we hold on real quick. I'm going into my phlegm reserve. There it is. Oh, you sleepy? I'm so tired, dude. Yeah. Imagine doing three of these. I'm doing five podcasts today.

What? It's my third of five podcasts. What do you have? Oh, you have Story Wars. I have real-ass podcast right after this. Story Wars at Legion of Skanks Zoom show this morning. I know. I fucked in.

Yeah, yeah. You did poppy. You didn't say hi. Oh. Why didn't you say hi? Was Ari doing it in the guest room? In the office. Does Max like when Ari stays over?

Max... Max... Was gotten to a fight with his mom last night because he was like, I want to stay up and see Ari. She's like, you gotta go to bed. We're not getting home until 12.30. And then this morning he woke Ari up.

I had Ari's sleep in Max's bed, and he went in... Where was Max sleeping? Max slept in the bed with Dawn. This is funny because Paco doesn't follow Danny. That is so fucking funny. That is such a funny reveal. I just followed Paco two days ago.

What does it say? Read it. I don't know who this person is, but I only had a second. But he had me reading one of his other posts, and then I quote tweeted and wrote Good Point to whatever this is. I didn't even read it. What is it? I don't know.

My need to be special and to do something special is greater than my need to feel special. I understand that this comes with a lot of work and sacrifice. Anyways, this person wrote something about something. And you just quote tweeted him and said, good point? Yeah, it's funny. It's great. That's the whole bit. I didn't say it was a bit

Ari would have called Obama the N-word of my Twitter I know but I only had a second I don't want to ruin someone's life I should have brought it up that was your topic Is there a bandana for a bomb topic? Bomb topic he's got it You got a bomb topic I used to shop there

Next dispensers gifts Got that deep water I need to find some more greener He got out of that deep water Realized he couldn't kick it to touch earth Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, this is why we're moving you to Texas, aren't we? We're forcing you out.

No, I love it here. I told you this last year, and we should still do it. For six months, we don't do the podcast. We make sketches instead. Summer sketch. Huh? Summer sketch. Yeah, this is the summer.

Who's going to film it? Who's going to write it? We got three fucking idiots with cameras over here. We have an Asian guy. We could do whatever we want with him. He could be a karate guy. He could be small dick guy. bring up a tweet. He could be math guy.

What kind of 80s Coke brain do you have? That he's karate guy. That way we could create stuff. This is just bullshit. I come up with an idea right now. Let's fucking spitballs. Last night I had a dream that my wife, this could be funny. My wife was on a date with a guy. Get this. And the date, the guy was like, let's do mushrooms

for the day. It'll be fun. And then he takes mushroom and he can't stop throwing up. That was my dream. But it could be a funny sketch. Is that, is that because that your wife throws up on you, fucker? That's really hurtful. That really is hurtful. That's not nice. dude. All right?

Was it a bomb or is it just a hurtful thing? The bomb. It was supposed to be funny, right? Yeah, it was... No. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, it was it.

I was trying to be mean. So that doesn't count. Yeah, that doesn't count. Technically, in bomb d'anticore, you're off the hook. Yeah, your wife throws up when you fuck her. That could be a sketch. Bomb court. I don't know, you know.

I'm just saying it would all be fucking guilty. We could be making things. Like a movie? Like a movie. Exactly. If that helps. It's just a lot. I can be honest with you.

front facing camera. That's the way you go, dude. Yeah, we're going in two different. By the way, you're going opposite direction. I'm trying to make art. You're trying to make fart. Damn, did you just think of that? Right off the top of my head.

Oh, my God. Get this man, another cookie. If we did a sketch, it would get maybe 50,000 hits. You know, it's panned we would get if it wasn't amazingly. It would. Holy shit funny. If it didn't live up. You know what, though?

We should do that just to do one sketch. It would be. It would be. It would be holy shit funny. We did one Legion of Skens. Legion of Sketch. We did one Legion of Scatch. ever. I liked it. The kids. It was great. It was great. It was very funny.

Max was so much. Max was in it. It was so much work and it got so little. The first time Max was molested. On set? Or in the sketch? Yeah. Miao. Yeah. I think we can make some funny stuff. James said to me this morning, I think Shane would be a good father. I was like, you want Shane to be your father? He goes, is Shane hiring for kids? Shane hiring sons? Max was, he goes, let me talk to Shane. I go, about what? He goes, I want him, I want him to put me in tires. I was like, No. That's really funny.

Yeah. That'd be great. It'd be even better if Shane picked up the phone and went, you're in. You're playing my son. Fucking crush me. I just have to sit on set on a chair. You go, that was great, buddy. Hey, that was really great.

You remembered all your lines. That was really good stuff, buddy. What's wrong, Joe? You mad that we shit on your sketch idea? No, I'm just listening. This is how you know I'm the alpha. Yes, dude. This is I know the alpha.

A moment of me not being in, you're like, oh, my God, we're fucked. Who told you that? No, I just told you that. You just gloomy. You got gloomy vibes. I'm not gloomy. Lewis is on his phone again. Why are you on your phone?

Because he's got teams. My team. Teams? How many teams has he got? Seven podcasts. So my guess is seven teams. Seven teams? He's got a whole division.

Yeah, his girlfriend's seven team. Oh. Whoa. That was damn good. I was good. I'm single again, boys. Yeah, that's not the point. It's just making a joke.

We know. You got skinny again. Yeah, when you spin up, that's how you know. If I were dead. dating you, it's like Leo, like his girlfriend's when he gets a 25, he dumps him. When you start getting skinny, she's like... Yeah, Lewis's social media is in the gym

working out, getting shredded when he's skinny, and then when he gets a girl, it's just on vacation somewhere. Hey, look at the seal that popped up. And then when he's singly, oh, wait, it's me. It's a front facing camera. Never mind. Oh, this is my opinion of the Kevin Hartrost. Never mind. Hey, folks. This episode is sponsored

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That'll get a sketch go. All right. Danny, give us a place. Cincinnati. Cincinnati. It's supposed to be like the zoo, you fucking idiot. Not a city. The zoo, a ski resort.

I've been waiting to do Cincinnati? My take on WXRP in Cincinnati. What the fuck is wrong with you? I was a young boy. Baltimore. That's so funny. Give us a place. Missouri.

The bus station in Philly. Oh, that's a good one. Give me an occupation. Phone call. Damn, dude. These improv. Cincinnati. All right.

All right. Paco, give us a celebrity. I don't want to do this. The Rock. The Rock in Cincinnati. And give us a... Okay, I'm in. Lewis plays the Rock, obviously.

Give us a thing that... That's good. Look at his face. Give us a thing that pisses you off. Paco. When people don't say thank you when you open the door for them. Oh, I thought you're going to say when you get their coffee for your boss. I said thank you.

All right. So Lewis, you're the Rock. The Rock would never have his phone. Yeah, the Rock's always on his phone. No, he has an assistant. He has a team for the phone. He's like an actual team. We know DJ. All right. Lewis, you're the Rock. You're in Cincinnati. Bobby is right in front of you. His name's Steve. Austin. And you're walking in. And Bobby didn't hold the door for you. Yeah. I like that. I can't do it. Give me a little bit. Well, if you can't get to the damn door Well, if you can't get in the goddamn door Then you don't deserve to be here for

What? Wait, you're playing Lewis? No, I'm in Boston. Oh, that is true. Hey, the Rock. The Rock is mad that you didn't open the door. This sucks. Well, pussy.

This sucks ass, Joe. Hey, Steve, Rock, I have two tickets to the Bengals game tonight. I hate this so much. It hurts my penis. That's because you're not in it yet. Hold on. I am opting out.

Joe Russell, give us an activity. I am out. I'm opting out. I hate it. I started an improv. Yeah. You Alvin the chipmunks. It's a muscle, and I feel like it's coming back.

I think it's deteriorate. You've got an activity coming in. Hobby horse competition. What? Dan, you're in the hobby horse competition. No, I'm not up. And here you come. Your horse.

It's so good. That was fucking great. You're supposed to be the rock. Get back to me in the rock. That's really great. That's my right. Becality with the rock and a horse. Oh, gonna fuck this horse.

The horse can talk. What the hell? Well, thanks for sucking my cock. I put peanut butter on his gums. Hey, Rock, let's go to the new Tesla diner. What do you say? Oh, I hate the Tesla diner. Hope we don't see Chucklin out.

You have a microphone in front of you. Why are you doing a thing? It's a cock. Why you do? This is horrible. This is really good. The cock says. Yeah, this is great.

All right. Good job. I like the Joe just forced us. to making him a director. Oh, he just made his do, like, a little play in the living room. It was great. The fans are going to write in, they're going to say, that was great. They're going to say, go to Texas.

Go to Texas. Who would we, who would we try something? This is a good topic. If we had to replace Joe once he leaves in Texas, who would we replace Joe with? Michael Chee. It would be great. That would be a great one. Couldn't get him.

Couldn't get him. All right, some of you can get it. So it's not a fantasy. It's a real thing. It's a real thing. Who could we get to replace? plays Joe. Who is as funny as Joe? Who hits on the same thing as Joe? Who scratches that itch? Yeah. Like a Mark

Norman? No. We couldn't get him. We couldn't get him. We couldn't get him, but that'd be annoying. Yeah, it's tough to get Mark to do a podcast. Yeah, I would wait a minute. There's nobody. I mean, there's nobody. Lenny Marcus. Oh, Mike Feeney would love the opportunity. Feeney would just fucking climbing ass Feeney. You would choke Feeney out in a week. Oh, my God. You'd come across the table. Yeah, you'd be like, shut your face, you're not worthy.

You're about to do that. It's like, sorry, technical difficulties because Lewis comes across and screams at him. And his dumb lesbian haircut. God, he bugs me. Maybe Cannon? Cannon's good. Canon's good. Maybe Shannon.

Shannon. Shannon would be great. Shannon would be great. Maybe we ever do the summer of bikini. When we fly Fisduka back in. Oh, my God. I knew my time was going to come. I just didn't know who's going.

going to be Joe moving out to Texas. We can't afford the meats and cheeses. Yeah, we can't afford the two seats she needs from Australia. Stop, I think she's into powerlifting now. I think Kelly would fuck your ass up. I think so. I've been training. She's been waiting this whole time to fight you.

Lewis, I've been watching your front-facing videos. It's time. She looks at her husband. Hold the trigger. I'm going for a husband. Yeah, she got married. Oh, she did? No shit.

I didn't know that. Is he a comic, Australian guy? I don't think so. No? Wow, she married a square. Blind guy. John Blas. He's blind and death.

Joey could never replace you. I love you. Damn right. Kelly, I think you're beautiful. Have you course ever heard of a healing killer? Well, one or that with a diving. Kelly, are you with your sister? Oh!

You're a Shane's joke of the roast of Naim Ali. Sounds like a death guy. What was it again? Naim Ali. No, not Naim Ali. Naim. Naim. Naim, uh, yeah, Naim.

What was the best? What was the best, Joe? of the roast, do you think? There was some really good ones. Yeah. We can't talk about the roast a month after the roast. I mean, this is coming out. No, I'm talking about the...

This is coming out in July. I'm talking about the roast of Joe List. I'm excited for that one. That's going to be fun. I'm excited for... Who's on it? Us for... Yeah.

Sarah and Karen. We can't just have the same conversation of the podcast every week. It's the worst instincts that we have. It's just like, you know what, guys? Let's just fucking autopilot. Same exact conversation. We're not autopiliting.

Dan, you're a pilot Dan thinks the pilot makes the airplane He's just on the mic the whole time He has no idea What are you the red baron? What kind of plane are we in? What the fuck?

It's not even a jet I was going to do that As you can tell, we're doing a Joe this bit So this could go real bad Dan, you're a fisherman Can the Puerto Rican stop jerking off in the bathroom? You've got a guy jacking his dick in the bathroom. This is the most callbacks to a previous episode we've ever had.

You can't watch this one without watching the last one. You'll be lost. You can't watch this one without watching the last four. Without watching the last 15 years to draw it all together. Bobby, you're 11 years old. What? I don't know. I don't know how are you?

You're not an 11-year-old alien. Yeah. You're not 11-year-old trans kid. Hi, guys. How are you? B.T. Go home. Bobby, you're 11 years old. Lewis, you're a...

Soter. You're a cop. And you just walked in on them. Whoa, what are you two doing? Mind your business. Oh, yeah, good. Good yes, then. You're an 11-year-old boy that likes adult cut. I got to realize what you probably like getting your dick sucked at 11.

You cock, block him. Back up. Hey, a little boy, you're not supposed to talk to a police officer like that. You don't... Sir, is this your son? Don't answer his questions. Get a lawyer. You have a lawyer.

You have a warrant? Lawyer up! If you don't have a warrant, you can't come in here. Why does your son know so much about law? Was your... Were you sucking your son's dick? Excuse me, I'm a lawyer. I'm from Braff Russell Paco.

Wow. Lawyer. Wow, you should just direct. You know what a fighter lays there. Holy shit. The lawyer, they have multiple names, you know? Take your shoes off and leave in the ring. And you can't be...

You know, I'm sad. Oh, no, he killed himself. Why did that lawyer shoot himself in the room? We only got a little bit of time. Let's do plugs real quick. And then we'll change topics. This improv thing stinks. I thought it was great.

That was good. That improv stinks, too. Improv is one letter from improved. That was cooking. It was good. Who is it? Hey, folks. Oh, scroll down because this comes out in six years.

Keep going. Keep going. Calgary, June 19th to the 20th. 18th to the 20th, and then Portland, Maine, July 2nd and 3rd. Tacoma, July 23rd to the 25th, Tacoma Comedy Club. I love that place. Portland, Oregon, a couple of shows out in the Pacific Northwest. Go watch The End, Ari Shafir's Storytelling Show. I tell a story on there.

It's fun. And check out Tom Dustin Portrait of a comedian. Yes. Speaking of Tom Dustin, oh, this is going to come out after June 1st, right? June 3rd. Oh, damn. Well, Tom Dustin, thanks for the great weekend or the Monday and Tuesday at Comedy Key West. I will coming up be at the Comedy Vault in Batavia, July 9th through the 11th, New York Comedy Club in Stanford, July 16th through the 18th.

Then I'll see you in Montreal for Just for Laughs. I'm going to be doing Club Soda on the 25th. Dan Soder.com for all those tickets, including Albany Funnybone, July 31st and 1st, back on the road. Heavy. Dan Soda.com for all tickets. Thank you very much. Lewis, take it away. come see me live on the road, guys.

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Shitbowls. June 3rd. June 3rd. I'm at governors. What are you at governors? I know, we're back-to-back weeks. Oh, fuck off. Go see me instead of Joe.

See us both. I mean, see us both. Go see Joe and then see me. I'm at governors. What is it? June 19th and June 20th, I'll be at governors. And then I'm at the mothership. Come see me there.

Get your tickets now. So I have some people that it fills up. It's going to sell out. So it's July 3rd and 4th weekend and 5th. I'm going to be there. Then I'm going to be at the Saratoga Springs City Center. He's racing as a horse. The, um...

Put your money on him. If it's money, he's going to win. He loves the slop. Bobby loves it. Get you going on the slop. September 11th and 12th. And then I'm at the Brooklyn Improv. One night only, the 26th.

Laugh Boston. I'm coming back in October 16th and 17th. And then it's Gangfest. Make sure you go to punchup. com. slash Robert Kelly for all my dates and all kinds. My specials up there. and also, yeah, go get the ends, the storytelling show.

Yeah, Archibir. We're all fucking in it. Every one of us. Every one of us. And we're all on our phones. Not me. I'm just sitting here waiting for someone else. I'm not on my phone.

Anyways. You're leading social media. Oh, single day pass. I don't know if all access is sold out just yet, but a single day pass is for sure available. Biggest skank fest is ever done. You know what I was talking to? Shane Gillis going to be there.

Year 10. The 10th year. Tony Hinchcliff, Mark Norman. The movie. Biggest comics. Trying to get. Premier the movie, Joel Liss Rose.

I might have a movie that I might premiere there. Oh. Sex tape. Are you asking me? Well, I won't done. No, don't do that.

Don't get upset. What's your movie? What's the movie? Bobby, look at me. You're being a fuss. We don't like a fuss. I don't want to be a fuss. Bobby, we don't do fussy on the second.

I'll talk you about it after. Yeah, I would love to do that. I'm trying to get Quinn to come. Yeah, In practical jokes. And maybe do a, Yeah, Colin Quinn to come and maybe do some type of tough crowd thing. Fucking James McCann is so fucking funny. So funny. He's so funny.

Such a fun hang. I literally say. Colin Quinn. What I said. And you got any fucking size. That was crazy. I mean, trying to get Colin to come to. Body brain doesn't work.

Why don't? Do the roast. Yeah, we're trying to get him to do the roast. He's not doing anything else, but he would do his show. Tough career. He'd do and do a secret show. Have you ever seen? Like we did that last, remember the first was the second year?

Yeah. That was great. You say that. You ever seen a sunrise in San Diego? This is the way he's off topic on you. Go check out the lineup. Skankfest.com. Is James McCann doing Skanefest?

Yeah, I believe so. Oh, yeah. Eric Andre's coming. That's awesome. Did you pitch him it at the Rose? No, no, he was already booked on it. Oh, really? Rebecca's been friends with him.

Who's the special guest? There's a few people we can't announce just yet because of contractual things. Is it going to be, like, blow us away? You guys know. Oh, okay. You know, the fans will be blown away by a few people that aren't on the list. Mm-hmm. I like that for you.

And I'm excited to watch Joe's movie. Is it going to be ready by Skykeith? We keep saying it is. How close are you? How are you actually? I'm close. In my hand. Lose it in my hand.

I watched a little bit of it. It's really. Can I please watch some of it? A little bit. You shouldn't. He sent us all a clip in the chat. No. Oh, he's not in that chat.

Oh, really? Yeah. Damn, I didn't know we had a side chat. We have a side chat. It's called the reg. Woo! We got his good stuff. No, honestly God, you shouldn't watch it.

You should watch it in full. No, I can't show you because you'll be like, dude, can you take that out? You don't want to do. I will not tell you. 100% any will. It's your movie. I don't want any money. I don't want any control.

Makes you look real bad. Yeah, no, it doesn't. You look great. I'm kidding. I mean, you don't look great. I have to be jacked when we do the premiere because I have to be like, look at me now. I mean, it's crazy. You have, like, retired wrestler coming back body.

Yeah. Yeah. It's bad. You'll pick the big boss man. It's beautiful. Like shot, fucking beautiful. Yeah, that's gonna be huge.

Yeah, the opening is probably, I mean, it's... Can I see the opening? Maybe. Let me see the opening. Yeah. Right now and probably leave. Yeah. Can I see it now?

It's not done. Can I see the opening? It's not done. I can see your mother's opening. Hell well. Not anymore. She's been dead for a while. She's dead.

I can see your father's opening. He's dead too. He's dead for a while. Yeah. Talk about his aunt. She's... And Emery? Is your team blowing you up?

It's always blowing me up, dude. Shut up. Well, because people need to leave. That's why they're doing. No, no, no. The other people need to come in here. That's what it is. Oh.

They have another more important podcast, apparently. Your show is at 430. I do have to go, though. It'll take me 10 minutes. I have a lacrosse game to get to. It's fun being on the other side of your tardiness. Yeah, being on my retortiness? Because it's like, you have a show at 430.

It's in Alphabet City. It's not easy to get to. 10 minutes. I have a car. You got to walk to your car, get in the car, start the car. I get my car. It goes room-v-room. Find parking over there.

I get my car. I'm on my phone for 10 minutes. Bobby, you're a car. I was just kidding. What kind of car, though? I need a car. What kind? Audi Q-8.

I'm a parking meter. Joe, you're a person giving the car a ticket. Excuse me, sir. Pardon me, sir? What? You're going too fast and your left blinker is out. Fuck off. I'm an Audi.

I'm a talking parking meter, and I think this sucks. And outy, what are you, a belly button? Folks. Hey. Here's your ticket. I'm a bird flying above head. Cause. I think I should be the bird.

Call it over. Why do you? Call it over. I got a shit. Right on the Audi. Lewis always spills a cup. Shut up. You do.

You're a cup spiller. Yeah, you really is. Yeah, you're a correlli. Pete Correlli's the same thing. They spill. You're a spiller. I would love to be a cuck. I was a cup.

Cup? Cuck. Sorry. I was a spiller. I was a spiller. Or growing up. How'd you get out of it? I stopped taking stuff out of the kitchen.

I just had to stay in the kitchen when I ate or drank. If the bitch is too hot, leave her in the kitchen. The sniff will pull you out of it. The sniff is big. The sniff was big sniff. Big sniff. This is funny. He's coming to Texas. Joe sniff.

All right, ready? Topic, Dan, go. It's your topic. Go. Storm chasing. We visited. We're bringing it back. Hey, I'm a storm.

It's no storm season. I'm a pilot. I'm a car on a stone. I really am not looking forward to how hot I think this summer is about to be. What? Temperature-wise. Not in Austin. White-Boy summer.

It's, you're feeling it. I love it. That winter was brutal cold. I'm going to be up in New Hampshire. Yeah, you'll be fine. The winter made me rethink buying a house. It's crazy. I was like, there's no, houses aren't meant to be.

Thank you. House aren't meant to be what? Here. Houses aren't meant to be here? It sounds like a pole. It was crazy. Guys, houses are meant to be here. All my pipes froze.

My HVAC was shutting down. I love when the truth comes out. I love it. You're going to buy a house in Texas. What do you think? It's not going to happen there? Oh, yeah, the pipes will freeze. No, it did.

It does happen. Their grid goes down all the time. Literally, if it's below 35 degrees, everything shuts down. Oh, yeah, I remember that one time that happened two years ago. No, it happened like five times in the past. My brother. Eat hapons out of all.

Yeah. Austin's like Cuba. Yeah. You're like Cuba. You're like Cuba. You're like Cuba Good and Jr. Oh. Yeah.

Used to be great. Fucking black bitch. It, but this summer, because that winter was so. brutal makes me think this summer. Also, it's not, what do you fucking? A Jamaican guy on my elevator said it and I believe him. What does it say? He goes, the summer, he's going to be hot. Often in the 80s. This is AI talking about every summer that's happened.

When is this? He doesn't know what's going to happen. Stop giving into your robot. It's hotter than usual. See? 90 degrees. What I tell that bitch, please. You're not Paxetani Phil. You don't know if because the winter's cold that it's going to be hot. No, the sweaty Jamaican guy on my elevator. that I went, it's going to be hot to summer. He goes, would I be real hot? Him all the time. No, it's not.

They're from a trot. He was from a trouble. I'll bet you $100 this summer is not. A hundred? I don't like you confident. Well, AI says it's going to be forecast to be hotter than average. Make your fingers straighter. I don't like shaking a crooked hand.

My hand's pretty sure. That's crooked. Look at it. It goes in and then out and then... $100. $100 that it's not the hot, like a... That it's hotter than one. The standard has to be...

just say record hot. It has to be record hot. It's a record hot. Hold on. He didn't say record for how many days. It said hotter than normal. Yeah, which is record. No. From last year. Okay, I'll say it's going to be hotter summer than last year.

Hotter summer the whole summer. Yeah, not just one day. On average. Hotter summer than last. I mean, AI just said it's going to be hotter. Yeah, but he's... It was a bad bet, Bobby. I'll take my hundred and... Dan said he needed money. I go, before the thing I go, hey, can you throw me a bone?

I'm bleed now. Can we do a bet on air? It reminds me of Back to the Future, too, one of the biggest flaws in the movie. He'll listen to the radio, and he's like, it's 20 to 18. It looks like it's all over for UCLA. The kick is up. It's good. UCLA wins.

It doesn't make any sense. They're about to kick a game-winning field goal. The radio announcers like, it looks like it's over. It's a great point. You guys stiff me on purpose. I would kill myself. We'd fucking, we'd just be like, if he moves, we're going to have to do that. No, we won't.

We'll do two. I'll come up every month. We do two. It was a lot. Boom. Two's a lot. It is a lot. It's great.

I'm having a great time. My fucking day, I'm doing a full, I'm doing like a fucking eight hour workday of podcasting. That's because you don't have to schedule the other ones in the same day. I do, I do leisure skinks every Wednesday. I do Story Wars every Wednesday. So if we do this on Wednesday,

it's my fun. But then you added a real-ass podcast. I did add a real-out. So before. Yeah. Bro. You just got caught in a lie. Yeah, dude.

Even I quit bone to pick. Bro. Did you quit bone-to-pick? Yeah. That was his bone to pick. Yeah. Was the podcast. He's like too many podcasts.

Paul, my bone to pick is, I don't like you anymore. This relationship doesn't work out. I'm fucking out. It's so funny to have a bone to pick podcast and you use it to break up with someone. My bone to pick, it's this topic. You. Well, I love you guys. And that's just me.

I love you too. I'm just guilty of it. It's really hot in here. Now we know. Why you get so mad? Dumbass. Don't do that. Don't do that.

He's on your team. Be nice. It's your team, dude. Treat your team good. This is my bottom wrong team. He wrote sorry. Is this your worst team? Let me tell you something though.

Paco really fucking, he came in with like confidence. No. No. And he was really right. And he just wrote sorry. You want to talk confidence. Paco's walking around the streets with a fucking breathe right nose strip on. Yeah, some shit.

With short shorts. And they tell you when you buy that because Bobby and I both own the thing he has. They go, wear this at night at home alone. And he's like, nah. people got to say i don't understand it's a magnet like your boogers are metal but no you put a little magnet on inside and this thing clicks on because of the tension on you have four different three different tensions and you can just put it on it goes and it opens it up it's pretty crazy so you can breathe and by the way you do it

my brain would freeze no you do it you go whoa for something you do it you do it you go it works and then it dance flat nose fucking he's i finally can smell again oh yeah they're like we got to pull that thing out of your You know when you yawn? Do you know why you ya? Why? Because you're tired. Because you're listening to Danzac. Hey, that's good.

That's good. I had to pick somebody. You're so funny. What is this all of a sudden? I had to pick somebody. You're so funny. He's hilarious. Of course he is.

You guys are all funny. What am I going to just fucking? I know, but since when do we zing? And they go like, hey, I didn't mean it. I don't know. What do you want to say? I didn't know what? I like truth.

Guys, sorry, I got to do a front-facing video. You don't get dissed by your friend on a podcast? I like telling the truth And I think Dan's hilarious I love the front face Guys, your friends ever get serious? In the middle of it? By the way, we happen to have...

Guys, this is a good podcast. What's up? What's going on in Iran? And we literally have three shitty comedians On the other side of the wall You could have picked from. I could have.

I don't consider them a comedian. Oh, damn. Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity. Oh, he's so mad, but he won't give up that easy. I just came up with that. That was good.

Thank you. That was fucking great. One minute left. One minute. One minute. remaining in the period. We should just sit here and not talk for a minute. So you can hold their breath for the longest.

Ready? Ready? One, three, one, three. That's funny. No, wait, stop. No, one more time. Stop. It's a laugh.

You got me. Dan's breathing. I can see him. Yeah, but Dan's head is bigger. He can hold more air in it. I can see that he's breathing. You have to hold your nose. All right, I don't believe you.

You can't hold his nose. I hope one of them dies. There's no way. These are the two worst lung capacity. Keep going. You got 30 more seconds. Lewis's vein is getting all thick. Yeah, there you go.

Lewis is turning darker. He's turning Dominican. Keep going. 25 more seconds. Lewis literally just opened his mouth. I watched it. He's opening his mouth. 20 more seconds.

He's breathing. 15 seconds. Lewis looks horrible. 22 more seconds. Looks like he's in jail. Dan wins. Oh, he's going to keep going. Dan wins.

All right, guys. That's it. We'll see you guys next time on the Red.