Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Merry Xmas

Episode Date: December 24, 2012

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get your tickets for the McGuwee's New Year's Eve party with your boy, Robert Kelly, for a night you do not want take money. Boom, boom, boom, boom. A whole lot of spending money. You fucking suck. Okay. A shut up. All right, we get it. Listen, we, here's a little intro to the show.

Thank you again. Merry Christmas, everybody. Merry Christmas. And a happy new year. Um, overwhelming, overwhelming response in emails to me about keeping the show length the way it is. We will keep it long. You guys are great. We got hundreds of emails from you guys. And we appreciate that you guys who wrote in, who give your shit, that care, enough to respond to the questions that we ask you.

There was one guy who said, yeah, an hour is good enough. You lose. This show will be as long as it is. No more time limits or anything. So we really appreciate that. And if you have any questions, critiques about the show. People you want to see, people you, who haven't been on the show in a while, people you think should be on the show. Bits that we used to do, that you liked,

that we don't do anymore, whatever. Please email me at ykwd at riotcast.com. We will, we definitely hear you guys. And we appreciate you guys spreading the word. We appreciate you guys telling other people to listen to us. And we appreciate you guys that you download this every week. I wanna congratulate a couple people. Jay Moore got a great new gig.

Congratulations Jay Moore, even though you don't listen to our show. But, and you're on a competing network, but he just got a really great gig that he seemed really happy about getting that always makes me happy when somebody gets something that they want in this business because it's so hard to do. So congratulations to him. Congratulations to Davey Mack, the number one sports program of 2012 on iTunes. Awesome. One of our own made the top. I love Davey Mack. Congratulations to the Joe Rogan show too.

He was number one podcast as he should be. Very funny show, interesting show and a very famous guy with a whole lot of money. Kelly's stuffing her face, so. But that's it. The intro of the show, this one I'm doing right now, I'm doing these little intros at the beginning. This show is awesome, it's one of my favorite, Giannis Popus, Lewis J Gomez, AK Monster Voice Dan Soda, the truth joe list, Kelly Fitzduker myself, do this Christmas episode for you guys it's fucking hilarious I know I say this all the time one of my favorite episodes this is so funny Janice Popus had his show and he actually won a bunch in a woman heckler in the face and a man heckler and we we he tells a story and we we fucking hilarious

just everybody kills him on this episode. So enjoy this very special Special Christmas episode enjoy the contest that we laid out there for you guys the video is on the YKW do Facebook page and YouTube page and the YKWD Twitter accounts, so make sure you check out the video. We've already have one submission in that's fun hilarious Karatlana We've already have one submission in that's hilarious Karatella, hilarious. So keep them coming. The prize packs are on the video.

They're giving away a Yeti microphone, a Go runner, aka the Bandileer, some t-shirts, books. We're gonna add some more stuff to it too. A coffee mug, the actual prize packs that you saw are gonna be even better than what we have because I have more stuff to give away. If you're a company that wants to donate stuff to give to these people, send it to a 676A, 9th Ave, box number 424, New York,

New York, 10136. And that goes for any of you son of a bitch that want to maybe give Kelly an iPad for Christmas. Yes, please. You want an iPad? What would you do for an iPad? If some bitch is that want to maybe give Kelly an iPad for Christmas. Yes, please You want an iPad? Yeah, what would you do for an iPad? If some guy was like I'll give you an iPad What would you do for it? Ask the question properly would I suck a dick for an iPad? Would you suck a dick for an iPad? It depends what kind of dick it was how depends on what type of iPad to what do you do? I'm gonna suck a dick for the shittiest mini without fucking AT&T service, right? If it's Verizon, whoa, Nellie. So you'll suck a dick for a 64 gigabyte Wi-Fi

and Verizon LTE. Well, how gross is the dude? It doesn't matter, it's a dick. I don't know. Kelly will suck a dick for an iPad. So the top of the line iPad though. So make sure you, the address is 676a, 9th Ave, number 424, New York, New York, 1036, and the emails YKWD at Rycast.com. This episode, the

Christmas episode, Janus Popus, Monster Voice, the truth joe list, Kelly and myself. This is fucking hilarious. So enjoy this uh, enjoy this episode. The Christmas episode. And thank you so much for listening to us all year long. Spreading the word of the YKWD podcast. You guys are awesome. You know what, dude? Hey gang, this is Colin Quinn. This is Jim Norton. This is Dennis Lerie. This is Opie from a lot of things. This is Jim Norton. This is Dennis Liri. This is Opie from a lot of things. This is Bert Chrysler. Staying cooking you are listening to Robert Kelly's you know what dude you know what dude

if you bippy by a if you bippy boo dippy dippy dhya you have a dabba do Come and tell me you know what to do! The mics are hot the mics are hot we're here YKWD Christmas dance soda we're on the fucking air pull your mic down you cunt I was hoping that there we go here we go Lewis Lewis is here you guys welcome on buttons What are we what are we what does he need a blackberry charger for? Lewis Why am I why am I talking Dutch the Amish Dutch fair? I'm saying it for her He's been here a thousand times. He's still asking me what buzz it is.

You're gonna blackberry, charger. Hey, do you have a blackberry? I brought cookies. I brought a winner charger. Do you guys have a blackberry charger? Did you bring half eaten cookies? Do you guys have a blackberry, so, we in Delrose were walking by Lewis's house

and they knocked on the window because it's on the first floor. And he opened it so ho ho and he was and we just left he was like what's up and we just walked away we started laughing and then we and then he i got to i called him later and he goes i got to do did you get your coat on and come out he goes yeah i thought you guys are outside waiting for me

we just let you so excited that people knocked on his door so he's always wanted uh... uh... uh... i can't hear Joe list. The truth is not on. What? His mic is gone. I'm not supposed to open it yet though, right? Let me hear you. Nothing. Nothing from list. Still don't hear list. Did you unplug the mic there buddy? Let me hear you some more

There we go Joe you know the first thing to do is always try to see if the things plugged in that's rule number one in comedy I'm the why that was in plow Joe there is L.J.G. Hi buddy What we're on right now. Yeah, we're rolling. I don't fucking around with that. Let's start when Everybody shows up. Sit down sounds like a awful accountant go this way. They go this way come come behind me What do you need, therefore? Jay? A phone interview for Nick. What?

A phone interview for Nick. Already at seven. You have to call into Nick and Artie. You have to pre-interview at seven. We don't have that, dude. Do you want to run and get a charger? Yeah, Joe, let's get more. Oh, just plug it in right there, dude.

Guys, I'm sorry about this. I'm not dealing with any more fucking outside distractions. The show has begun, Merry fucking Christmas. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Happy Anica to Yannis Poppins. Hey happy holidays everybody. You know you you look Jewish, but you're not I get profiled all the time Yeah, yeah, very New York that's because you have a five o'clock shadow at two in the afternoon. That looks so far Nick. Oh, this is nice. So far Nick. Um, welcome'm welcome to show we got Joe list. Hey, I'm excited to see Yeah, that's good to see you very happy. We got Dan so to get off you fucking phone. I'm not gonna The phone is reading as Christmas car. Sorry. You are you got a hair trigger today

Well, because you're a little fucking out of line you're talking and having conversations when I need you Okay, I need you. You know what? I think you're right. I was right you fucking side convoying I ate quickly And I'm supposed to eat you supposed to eat before you come on. Oh, I was doing other stuff. I doesn't matter I rushed here. It doesn't know you didn't rush you said you were gonna be here at four o'clock you weren't I know I was here I had to rush here because the thing I was doing ran late Yeah, but that doesn't matter you said you're gonna be a thousand matter Guys, It's Christmas It's Christmas. Stop fighting on the dead. I love to be a gay couple. You know great that'd be I'd be such a power bottom

You know excited. I'd be to have you with those eyes Kelly. What's the new Darryl on the text? I hate it. Hey Darryl. I think the ARL like Darryl. Darling. I like it. I like it. I'm gonna it punch Kelly under dumb fucking shoulders Wow Everybody's well done today Jesus Christ I texted Kelly listen listen so go ahead The child bearing shoulders 15 times I'll show you that I conquer the microphone first Well, you have voices raspy enough Because we will feel the way you contacted me when we were filming I need you to first

Well never wear a double v-nacket jacket. Yeah. What an awful decision. Yeah. You look like a kid. I want you to stop going to the H&M and looking at the mannequins going, I would like that. I don't know. You look like a night manager of a Boeing out.

Yeah. You look like you're on a Dutch coffee shop on a canal. This is possible? This is possible. Um. Go ahead. Now what are you going to say? I'm fucking rushing here. Yeah.

Rushing here because she told me at 430. I always want to make that joke when I hear somebody saying Russian. You're not rushing. What the hell is going to be? You're pushing it. Hey. I'm fucking rushing here and I told her 15 times I can't be able to 445 and she just keeps in text to me back 430 smiley face 430 smiley face. I'm like you fucking bitch

I told you 15 times, but I couldn't be here to 445 and then I call her to say hey I'm right outside and she hangs up the fucking phone on me. You're filming right was when I had the camera right on me I'm gonna have to I all say for Kelly say aye All for Louis Shagomas Yeah, sorry, dude. All for Louisier Gomez. Hi. Here. I don't know.

I stopped paying attention. I'm still trying to figure out how my Bobby looks like Santa Claus after chemo didn't get a big laugh. Just tried it on me. Who I was going to do. The fat elf. The fat elf was funny. You can't do anything after that.

The fat elf was funny. You can't do anything after that. The funnyer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was. First of all, when everybody in the room says funnyer, you got to just shut your face. You can't just you can't scream louder funny Here, what do you mean? You can't lobby for the joke. Yeah, you can't lobby for your own Speaking of lobbying y'all know what are you and I been up to?

That's true. We've been on Facebook. Warn it out. Listen to me. Listen to me. I don't know what that mean. What does that mean? We just been me and Joe been fighting people I was wondering about fighting people on Facebook about Fighting people on Facebook really is that how you describe your life right now? Really I think I lost some fans. I guess I guess first of all I would like to say our hearts go out to the People in Connecticut. It was fucking it was terrible. I don't really get emotional with Tragedy world tragedies that much, but that really kind of fucked me up Connecticut, it can't get any worse than that. That's as bad as it gets well tragedy world tragedies that much but that really kind of fucked me up. Um, Connecticut. It can't get any worse than that. That's as bad as it gets.

Well, it's terrible. I mean, look, we've been there before. I mean, look at the, you know, Columbine was fucking nuts. It's different though. It's a little five year old. Those are the kids that were picking on that kid. This is some fucking psychopath walk into a school and pulling out of gun and shooting five years.

Look, I'm not going to, I'm not going to never done anything bad in the way. I'm not gonna argue what is worse. A teenager getting killed or a fucking five year old getting killed. They're both terrible. I understand what you're saying. It's just, it sucks. It sucks. And then you, and then now the gun control thing is up and everybody's trying to, you know, hold on to their, I mean, I get it.

I mean, back in the day when you was a musket, but you know, you were defending yourself from a bear or a fucking deer attack. I can understand how you're gonna attack. Also, it's been two days, so the conversation's kind of dying down, so. It's actually gonna be a week and a half when this comes out. Oh yeah, so people are gonna be like, we get it.

Yeah, so it's like, we're just over. We're just over. Probably a new one we can talk about. That's exactly it. Oh my God, it's so nice. Probably be able to... Joey's fucking on the bull. Can I ask you a question though?

Did you guys don't want guns, right? You don't think we should have guns? There's just no need for anyone having a salt weapon in there. I mean, like automatic reload is the problem. There should be a... What about the Xbox assault rifle that they have? Can I have that? Yeah, I just wanted to.

May I interject? Oh no, you're super American! Are we doing that now? I don't want to be here if that's how we're doing it coming from a country which has no guns But you're a country Australia did and then you had a big shooting So in non-in-onni six a guy he said 1996 one more time Non-in-onni six Non-in-onni nix

Everyone knows it was the year of non-inordinate seeks. Non-inordinate seeks the year that we is is when that guy that came out was non-inordinate seeks good. All right, all right, all right, all right. I'm not sure this. All right, all right, all right, Jesus Christ. Anyways, back in non-inordinate sex. Yeah, all right, now you're screaming.

Yeah. We need you to find a middle ground. Everyone's on the fucking attack today. What happened? It's on it. It's fucking Christmas. That's what we do. It's a Bobby Kelly Christmas.

It's Mackie fucking Lickia. It's not like he were teasing someone. 996. 996. It's what some used to wear. We were all like, we love each other, but we're all yelling and screaming at each other. Is it the Christmas I love?

Nobody loves you, Kelly. So what's your point about it? I hate things. We all had guns, none of us would be yelling. Um. David. David. Joe is back.

Joe is back. Six weeks. Yeah. This is, this is really is a fucking all style. This is the, the ones I chose to be on this show. The Christmas special. I really know Jews allowed. Except the one who owns the building. I go ahead, 1996.

I put a gun in my mouth. Someone went and shot 36 people at Port Arthur and like the next day, the Prime Minister banned guns, just banned or guns. It was illegal to have them and it was a buyback scheme where if you had a gun you handed it into the government. The government paid you for your gun. And since then, it's been, what, 16 years? There's been zero fucking shootings. Yeah, but I don't know if that's zero.

Zero? Oh, it doesn't work, I don't know. Here's a problem. It's the third. It's the third. I for the day. Here's a problem with that fucking thing. Here, you make it illegal. it becomes better for the criminals.

Like marijuana. You make marijuana legal. We're not gonna have these fucking shootings and cartels and all this shit. You just go and buy it and it's government, we'll make money, everybody's happy, they smoke weed. You start making guns illegal. A great, more crime work.

Yeah, I don't think it would work as well as it does but out there you got fucking what uh... five cities and then it's just dirt i mean you know a lot of people in america i mean just start with assault weapons yeah new work you nobody hunts with a fucking semi-automatic i do k i do i do i do i screw up i squirrel hunt with a seven seven k automatic but i believe you say the word the whole hill and then just take a nap under I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I you. 42 people. That's how you coped with the real death. I had a 42 and

one killing street made me and I won. I actually got a perk, the silent foot perk. So it was good. That's the 14 hours in the show. That's the first time I've heard what could be a premise in all of the comics hanging out. All right, you're supposed to be a bit. I'm just saying. Talking shop. It's just interesting. Do you think it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's, it's just, it's just, have this like, let's go to where this stuff, where this all begins is what happened with you. A bullsh**. What happened with you the last night? Yeah.

Lewis was there. There's last week and I'm just gonna explain it real quick. You're doing a show, everything's going good. A heckler, a fox with you, you fuck with her. She leaves, she comes back. You're gonna tell the story, but you actually hit, you hit, you hit a person last night, you fit, someone hit you.

You hit a few hecklers last night, you're gonna fight, and this is about rage, we actually talked about this last week on the show with Paul Verzi, rage and anger, and then, and somebody came at you, drunk, I would imagine. Right, they would've been there since supposedly five o'clock. All right, so tell the story. They were great patrons of that bar Yeah, it was spending a lot of money tell the story Yeah, you cannot you cannot just come up on the comedian stage and not expect to get here

I want you to tell it not like Jeffrey Ross with that ghetto fake accent. I like it to tell it as young Yo man, you can't just come up on somebody don't run up on me. Oh, man. It's ain't a roast yo think twice Don't run up on me. No, man, it's ain't a roast. Yo, think twice, son. No, crap. What, what happened? Show was going great. Show was going great.

I weekly show a bar for. Oh, shit, I've never been invited. Oh, you have carte blanche whenever you want. You drop by. That's a little over here. You're asking you guys not so much. Give me a favor. Can I have a, you got to get booked.

You were good though. I would like this. Bobby, coming down with me. Can I have a special t-shirt that says cop launch Yeah, I get you one actually just Shows going good shows go good she was talking really loud like I'm on the stage. I'm gonna be you you be her Yeah Okay And then the sushi had pickles ginger man man man man man man man man man shut the fuck up, okay?

This is this also point to understand about this show don't step on the laughs little also listen to your fucking headphones You dumb Puerto Rican we're all laughing let it go down because that's when accused the people listening to go I got it. Go ahead, die, you have to be a baby. It's not a regular, well, you know, most bar shows, like, uh, comedians will like take over a fucking night and it'll be like the people of the bar are like, oh, really, there's a fucking comedy show going on and they kind of have to just deal with it and they talk and it kind of sucks. Yarnet's a show is a fucking show.

Bar for every Sunday, it's 40 fucking people staring at a stage, listening to people tell jokes. That's important, understanding about the story because that most boys show four years. Yeah, it's a staple People go there to see comedy Usually the only two people that had been there for a long time everyone else was there to see the show She's talking loud. So I call her out the first time. What do you say? I wish I was I said I was just like it's unbelievable I was like look at the lack of awareness. I stopped the show. I was crushing by the way It was going great and she was doing right that's like a character. I was doing good crushing for Brooklyn Once you cross a bridge your fucking your stock goes down a little. I was I was doing okay

Yeah, if you're at the stand, it would be good all right now I'm kidding. So I was doing okay, right? I think it was going good. She's talking so that I stopped show, and I just was silent to watch how long she would keep talking without her realizing that I'm like stopping the show for her and it took her like 20 seconds. No, more than that. Like a minute and a half. Man, and she just kept going. I definitely, I'm like,

pickled sushi, she kept going. And then she didn't understand, and once her word stopped coming out of her mouth, she was like, why is everyone silent? Yeah, why is everyone silent? Cause I was, she was actually, you know, I think subconsciously she enjoys being disrupted. I think like women a lot of the times,

I hate to say it, but like, no, no, please don't. Okay. Please fucking say it. I've said it. Yeah, it's women. They don't like that the attention's not on them for two hours. It's drunk women.

Drunk women all the time. Drunk women. And also, they know that there's no threat of violence So they have a fucking carte blanche they can do whatever they fucking think there is no We'll be right back Cuz 95% of hecklers are always women always fucking drunk women drunk women because they can't that's when they their walls come down and Drug women because they can't, that's when their walls come down and all their issues come out. All the, I fucking hate that when we're in a restaurant

me and Don, when you're in a restaurant, you're like, hey, yo, let's get this, this is that voice. And then that fucking cunt comes in. And she's like, last time I was here, it's like, I don't wanna fucking listen to your conversation. And you can't help it, like you, so I just start talking as loud as her. When those bitches come in,

they don't have that restaurant voice, where it's like, yeah, let's get the ribs and I'll get that and you get an appetite. Okay, cool. And then, yeah, I'll eat yours and you'll eat yours. And then she comes in, oh my God, last night was so crazy. I was, and I'll just start talking, well, yeah, I'll have the ribs too.

Or I'll start answering her questions. Last night was nuts, huh? Yeah, that's great. And they're the same, that's the same girls that are in line at like Dwayne Reed and stay on their cell phones, and have a loud conversation. While they're in line, just no shame about it.

It's a fucking awful thing. That's why anytime I'm crossing the street and there's a fucking dumb rod on our phone talking, I always pretend the car's coming. Like when you're walking by a green light and you every's walking and I go, and I'll jump and they'll, they'll fuck up. And they're screaming.

How about when we're doing the podcast and Kelly says something? Oh, and it's like, hey, wait. Okay, we look at you. I can't wait till fucking we come here and this cops up here and Joe's just fucking, because Kelly took out a fucking IK. She didn't get in Australia

I'm gonna go all 90 96 on your ass Actually funny lose I couldn't understand it like imagine imagine as a dude You had all that power to just walk up to anyone and say whatever you want without any fear of Joe DeRosa Joe DeRosa. I feel like a god. You know what? Joe DeRosa. Wait a minute. Similar feeling.

Nothing of the fucking Joe DeRosa was. Oh, I didn't even. Oh my god, because you weren't listening. No, it was listening to him. Yeah, but I said it when he stopped talking. I just didn't. You was fucking these guys. Yeah.

Similar feeling guys. Talking to an elementary school with an assault rifle. That's in a similar feeling. Yeah. What did you just say? Yeah, Joe, you got it. I don't know what's going on. It made sense.

Joe, a week and a half is way too soon. A day is definitely too soon. Yeah. Well, you said what, say again what you said about how it feels. Yeah, don't you feel like you're like a god, like powerful. Like yeah. Yeah.

We just figured out mass shootings. Women hecklers are mass shooters. There we go. All right. All right. I don't agree with that. And I have to listen to that later. I just want to say, Bob Kelly and Dan Soto, keep on drinking Guinness.

I say, don't drink and live a sober life with Jesus or whatever God you choose. It could be a light bulb. The God of your choice. So then what happened, Janice? Um, what the fuck? Kelly, we're not done. Wait a minute. The God of your choice When you get to the point the the first physical I said Joe listen that never happens

Never listen first four letters of listener list That goes I'm taking that band in there away for that one. I didn't even have a bad joke earlier Shazing makes me laugh if somebody doesn't if somebody doesn't make a shazza shazingshirt for Joe list you Yeah, I was on the front thing on the right here. We got listen listen Great dude. All right here. We go listen to me So now you see this twat's talking and I've done this before a lot of times I used to flip out I have many audio clips of me screaming and then I started doing that where I just let him And then I try to be Psychological do you know what a selfish person you are that you don't care about anybody and you try to and they don't get it then then become the victim

This is I don't know what happened, but I guarantee you should became a victim on the money Oh, yeah, she had to become the victim because I'm not heckily. She's not yelling at you She's not saying bad shit to you. she's not saying you're not funny, she's just talking to her friend. So as loud as she can, and why are you fucking, why are you doing what you're doing to me? She's the fucking victim, so go. Now tell the rest of the story.

So then I then I moved on, was doing some more stuff. It was going great. Like, you know, I was in a good mood, the crowd was laughing. Can you say it's going great one more time? It's going great. And then I just hear her again, like as loud as she can. So I stop again and I go, look, I'm going to be nice about this. I was like, look. And then Ceton Smith in the back, he said, come, he made a joke. He was like, please be nice, because I get very mean at that show. Right. So it's also,

it's amazingly mean. Yeah, I get really impressive. impressive It's also to watch yeah, so I said I was like look if you want to talk I was actually nice is like if you want to talk just please go outside Did you say it like a yanta do you want so I want to talk please go outside Stop bothering you're causing a commotion to please You're causing a commotion to please. Why don't you call your brother Steve anymore? So I said that and then I kind of got into some more joke. Like I was cutting, you know, I was cutting, but it was fun. I was going well.

I was saying stuff that way. You definitely saw a difference between when he first like a dresser though and the second time you guys are talking about the second time. It was definitely like, he's peeping. You could tell like at this point he was wishing hateful things out. But I didn't't get personal. I didn't say anything. No, you actually I didn't say anything horrible I really didn't know when your mom like it's just really angry But she doesn't say anything horrible but she has that fucking look on her face like no my mom just this horrible things Why do you look like that?

Stop eating so much Your father's dead to you So yeah, I was gonna be the other way around yeah, so it was yeah, my father's dead to you So yeah, it was one of those moments. It's gonna be the other way around. Yeah, so it was yeah It was my father's dead to me you're dead to your father. No, you're dead to your father. No, my father's dead to me So just reminding you that your father's Yeah, look what you're fucking you're writing jokes and critiquing Y'all this is Back to y'all

You're mom really say that to you. Why do you look like that? No, you fucking one. Now it hurts. Oh, yeah, no, because you believe it. Oh, I've been like, that's really hurtful. She said it's really like, why do you look like that? I don't know. You made me. My wife has said that.

So Lewis was there, by the way. He's not just a fucking Puerto Rico psychic. What point did you, yo, man? I saw the scene happen in a dream. So what point did you come in? Well, we're playing because I know you weren't there. I was there when you wanted to when all this started going down and also And I spent a $25 cab ride.

Can I just say something? Lewis started doing push ups and stretching because he knew something was going to go out. Of course, of course this happened. Yes. The Sunday where Lewis is going to I see this is legitimately at all this tells you everything about Lewis He just comes into a situation. He's like what the chaos be good First

Walks on and just deathmatches playing people start doing I create violence. I'm like the ooze in your clusters, too You're a human pitbull. I didn't even know he was there. I didn't even know that exactly I knew that was on on like this shit's gonna go down to not I want to go I didn't do anything. I just have a question. Are we closing this episode when Janus hits the girl? Joe you're bringing it to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the We, we, people think of funny things they say it. Yeah, we go sidetracked. We come back to the story and we go back and forth. That's what we're doing. We're not the joke.

We're not the fucking news. Okay. This story is even started. Get me some teeth. Give me some business. Yeah, we're getting to it. So just breathe it. You can always walk the fuck out in the hallway

and take a break in the evening. If we're not, if we're not listeners, Coke brain. We're not fucking there yet. Settle down. Okay. Settle. No worry about the listeners. They're fine. She's amy-ouses!

Yeah, this guy's just get to the end. Get to the end. Yeah. That might be the end of the story. Who knows? Shut up and listen. Someone dead? I love you. Someone dead. Yeah, you got the drips. Is that a cash register, ma'am? I think I speak for the audience. No, you don't. I speak for the audience. No, you don't.

I speak for the audience. You shut your face. I'm saying it paint fucking safe money. Shit, once in a while. Listen, no. We could pull that. Yeah, you have paste. If we pull the audience right now, they'd be like,

what the fuck was that? What do you think I have 900 topics to go through today? I got one story. I'm squeezing this like a lemon. I'm telling you what. That's what I wanted to hear. Yeah, there you go. I'm good This is like the porn won't download see telly went on the sidetrack

We just went off on your shitty thing. Yeah, now we're going back to the story as soon as you shut your face We'll go on back. All right. I watched all of it You know what I almost I almost Shushed the girl and I'm so happy I didn't know I Sort of I almost went I was like I come on. I didn't know you were there till like after it I was trying to get back in the stage I heard Can you fuck on her dude Oh Lewis is here. No, I said you crazy. I said I will beat you when I won't stop like he did

Hey, do you guys watch breaking bad? Is that what you said? That's funny. That's what I'm making. Yeah, Lewis. You guys? Lewis shits someone up. He leans on. He grabs his shoulder, squeezes it. He squeezes it and stabs him in the other shoulder. Shh. You want a die? You want a die? You're about to reach out. Can you please give it down? Say hello to your baker. These are called brass knuckles. All right, so she's yelling.

He shows him a picture of her kid. His kids. Is this your son? Young Jeffrey really probably wants his mommy. She's there, then the second time I tell them. So then they get up to start leaving, they're leaving, right? Who's there? Who's there by the way? It was two of them, right?

No, it was one chick. She was talking to one tall dude. Yeah, he was big dude. I do was big. All right Crazy he was fucking he was pretty skinny. Nobody's big. Nobody's big to Louis He had skinny jeans hard amount. I'll fight anybody under a 34-waste. I'll fight She was something there was another dude there that was where they're just kind of stayed out of it So you were talking to the dude that you fucking right so So Then they're going they're getting up to leave and I'm just continuing to kind of be cutting and you know do Hitler material I'm kind of up as they're leaving their material. Yeah, you know, I mean you know

We've been talking about them in itself. Yeah, you know, just fucking with them on the way out You're trying to transition from this fucked up moment psychologically back into comedy so the crowd is comfortable Everyone go into and yeah but every is laughing okay great I know yeah right yeah so um she goes outside and then she comes back in yes walks and starts walking towards the stage yeah and I'm holding the mic and I'm saying don't do it I was I was how as she's walking I'm like don't do it I'm not the guy or not the don't she did a fire and I was like it tells she was so she left now she's coming back in, back in from outside, from outside. I've had that happen. I was at a fucking side splitters and fucking wherever the fuck that is. Looked curious to what that is. It's funny. He has a bookshelf

that he, for my Kia, but like the shitty one, like the, where the oak, the oak of the them, the vinyl oak is on it, and he has a photo of himself on the thing, but not that shitty one, the other shitty one in Tennessee. Oh, sorry, no Knoxville. No, Knoxville sides, but it's terrible. Not fucking terrible. Good guy, the one in Tampa is a dump, dude. I love the one in Tampa though, it's a shit haul. It's fun, but it's tough, dude.

They have a couch with a throw blanket and a pillow. How does Bartender in comedy? Where, yeah, but she's dating the two. She's smoking. Yeah, yeah, he's a couch with a throw blanket pillow hot as bartender in comedy where yeah, but she's dating the two smoke Manager, yeah, yeah, he's a cool dude, man. I like very good club. We love the club But Knoxville is I had a hard time there. Don't this lady fucking screamed And came back in and went this is what she said to me. She left came back and she goes I'm from fucking Hawaii And I was I was stumped. I learned, what do you say to that?

I go, what the fuck does that mean? What do I do? Like, what the fuck is that? Father's dead to you! What? How did she die? Why would your father be dead to you? I used to summer in Montana!

What? By the way, I literally thought when you said don't go there, I didn't realize you met in reference to Tennessee. I thought you knew the story and you were like, Bobby don't go there. I didn't realize you met in reference to Tennessee I thought you knew the story and you were like Bobby So anyways, she's coming back and you're like fuck so she comes back in it So she's walking towards the stage and I'm saying don't I'm saying don't do it I think at one point I said I will hit you if you come like stop. Wait a minute, is this where she called you

impudent and rude? That first time, yeah. But as she was coming, I was saying something. She completely glies over the impotent and rude. Yeah, but I had gotten to it. You've noticed that it's packed and there's no more killing. But not that she thinks you're impotent. Yeah, I'm not, hey, you got it, I have it.

You really want fans to like you. I'm killing its pack. I'm killing its pack. It's my room. I got a big, big room. Couple of sick kids that brought presents for me. I'm killing it's a pack. It's my room. I got a big big room. Couple of you. A couple sick kids that brought presents for me. I need an agent. Who are you doing my part? Yeah. Go ahead. So she's coming to the stage and then she comes right in my face and she goes, you're rude and you're impudent. But she had an Irish action. She's like, you're rude and you're impotent.

You're rude. You're rude and you're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked.

You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked.

You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked. You're hooked. me then I worded all over my heart back to the story go Joe you okay? I got another beer show no no no we don't have time don't take sips the story must continue story must continue Joe we got to get to the end quick quick quick sips everyone's having a beer all right I got a funny word so at that point then she out. And at that point, I thought her accent was British,

because she was drunk and she was slurring. So I said, like, something like, go back to England, where, you know, people vomit on your shoes. I said something. And great job. It doesn't even, something. I threw out something that probably should be a 20-minute bit. You know, again, I'm killing.

Again, I'm killing. It was crushing. I threw out one of my premises that I just, you know, I'm trying to work on now. I just, you know, I'm just, you know, I'm just, you know. But of course, so hard. I feel like I'm killing again. I'm killing who's crushing I'm crushing one of my premises that just you know I'm trying to work on now, but of course so hard. I feel like I'm gonna finish the joke It's so good. She was from Britain. You know Britain Beatles Led Zeppelin. They puke on their shoes When you go for a zing you better go in hard make fun of things they're known for like puking on shoes I like that that's set her off

Puking on shoes. Yeah, because the funny thing is the funny thing is that's kind of what set her off You call their English that's what set her yeah, that's right me because I was calling her English And she was Irish that's kind of what set her off She goes back outside again, right and she comes back in and this time I'm I had a bad feel But the way what do you think she said to herself outside like do you think she worked herself up? I'm gonna And this time I had a bad feel by the way. What do you think she said to herself outside? I do you think she worked herself? I remember you're not I guess you go back in there and fight him fight him with all your might

I'm gonna do this for the mom get your frickly pussy back in there And fight for Ireland Everyone back there's only one chance for Ireland. It's so go back on there and put you with your frickly pussy You don't let the Greek man put you down Don't like the Jewish Greek guy You'll never get your name in the golden pages Get it molly my own Good day mate

Joe's still there. Get that fucking bandana the purposeful bomb There Joe's got one of those rings on. Yeah, I was a kid. Get to the end, get to the end, get to the end. I don't know how to spell them. Frequently pussy. All right, listen, listen. So here we go. So she, so she, so she, so she comes back in. So now she's coming. She's coming back again.

Yeah, and she's walking down the aisle. There's like a pathway. The show, there's like, Lewis right now is doing push ups. Yeah. No, no, no, no. This is doing right now. Lewis is doing the, Lewis just got Vaseline on his eyes. He's doing push-ups. No, no, no, no. This is doing it now. Lewis is doing the, uh...

Lewis just got Vaseline on his eyes. He's doing the axe man? Yeah. He's jumping up and down like Moitie. He do our things. And his head, and his head all he hears is... Fighting out of the blue corner. No, he actually...

It's Tom! I'm out! From the sold out Mandela events in the blue corner He's got fucking Eminem playing on his headphones You look back Lewis is doing the mouth stretchers on Boxers do I do his house a pain on her What did you say I'm not gonna repeat it you're just trapping me to bomb He said she has house of pain on her headphones. Yeah.

That's hilarious. Yeah, that might be the funniest thing you ever said. Show her's toe. Oh, man, that was a pearl. Okay, here we go. Okay, so she's coming back. So she's coming. When she starts walking, you know she's going to hit, yeah, that's by the way.

She's walking like, nobody comes twice. She's saying she's, I come twice. I hit this. Country chick blew me once like nobody comes twice. She's saying she's I come twice Country chick blew me once I came twice We have Michael Winslow in the studio Quiet up until now Okay, go ahead so yeah, so there's like this there's an aisle there's like an actual walkway in between the bar Where everybody else is sitting and she just comes straight down? I just see her coming and I'm standing again I'm like don't don't I keep saying don't do it

Right she gets up and she goes uh by the way. I'm not British. I'm Irish and I'm gonna show you how Irish I am I'm Irish and I'm gonna show you how Irish I am. She pulled on a pipe bomb and threw it Oh Sunday bloody Sunday hey, what's Sunday? That's fun Exactly all right, so then she did this like dance Wait a minute wait a minute. I swear. You ever play punch out Orange did she did like a fake out like to get my it was actually kind of a fucking smart move to throw me off like what do she do I was gonna have a fight like put you off with a sheet before they punch you I did a sugar right she did a sugar right yeah, she just shuffled her feet You know

Now listen to me listen to me if a Caitlin Caitlin Marie, Antoinette, Afoman and Brooklyn. But you're again, ever since you're English. Yeah, you're going to go there and these people are going to fuck with you. What you want to do is throw them off. Caitlin. And you say the old O'Brien family crest. Yeah. I'm Irish and I'm about to show you how Irish.

And then you do. Remember your grandfather had that jig when he got really drunk You do that jig you move your feet it throws a eye socket down to the wall your freckles blurry And then you show me a bush one time I was saying like what she did last night when she hit me obviously she learned that from somebody who had been hitting her Yeah, she's fucking Irish nobody I think you have to fight unless their dad has done that to them. So she slipped the shoulder the drug. She did like this little thing and it did throw me off. Right.

I probably would have blocked it or moved. But I was like what's she doing? She's not interested. She punched you writing your fucking mouth. So back to like some back like it was some other fucking magical mystery. You don't expect it. Of course. I'm just saying. Lewis. I don't expect it. Of course. I'm just saying Lewis I don't know how to magical can I stop for a second?

Lewis does expect to get punched by everybody every person that walks by Lewis on the street He's like, he's probably gonna throw a left. Yeah, I think I probably gonna be with this love this guy's a grounded pounder So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take away his legs. Yeah, that lady at the store She was gonna hit me with the milk, but I was gonna fucking smack her with my use Where's Lurks? Yeah. That lady at the store, she was gonna hit me with the milk, but I was gonna fucking smack her with my used. But I was gonna hit my used.

She cut you the milk. She cut you the milk. She hit you in the jaw. Yeah, and as soon as she hit, I just reacted, I had the mic in my hand, and I just hit her with the mic. You hit her with the mic? Cross the head. Cross the face.

Ah. You hit her across the Lewis's hand that that one hit the chest. All right, wait a second. All right, Lewis, stop for one second. Lewis, what? What was your version? Everything up until the her punching hand was fucking dead on okay, then what am I lying about?

You're not lying. Okay, I think in retrospect as you start to fucking replay things in your head It's easy to just go I can get a little tap with the mic dude Come on You would have fucking been hurt Later hard you would have fucking hurt the first ball first Yeah, yeah, you know from being funny not physically It was a jab it was a fucking it was a reactionary Stop one second we have us uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh it's jargon. How hard did he's head go back? Was it a hard time?

I gave him. What are she hit me as hard as she could? I was like this. The my having to pretend to hit you. No, the Mike's innocent reaction was, but wait, wait a second. Wait a second. Okay, I thought he never back down to where he's trying to break the piece of paper.

No, the first half of the movie where he couldn't do it. It was like, it wasn't too hard. Okay, well, I thought you were singing out. That's good. I didn't hear hard. It was not hard. Listen, it was like the first half of the movie where he couldn't do it. It was like that wasn't too hard. Okay Well, I thought you were singing out that's good. I didn't enter hard. It was not hard Listen, it was talking over each other. I got it. I got it. You got to listen to each other here listen So you never back down to hilarious I only watch never back down one But it's not one that's just never back. I didn't even know they made it They don't make Michael Julia white, right carol yeah michael july white and uh... fucking uh...

tada ta duffie who yet on the show last night okay listen to him a bit of i was uh... actually behind tada duffie at d.i.a. airport that he'd not have that tada duffies in the other room waiting to make that's not about that about tada listen so he he led you he just kept her in the face it was a little fucking jab.

Now it was like, you know how they say a jab can be offensive or defensive? Right. It was a defensive jab. I'll give you that. It was like, get me away from me. But the whole crowd, it was a mixture of like, how we love Janice, but we don't like watching

dude beat up chicks. But here's the thing. Everyone was on my side. Everyone paused for about two full seconds, and then everyone broke out into a pause. Everybody had to make a choice. What happened when their brains like, do I? I went flying to the right.

He didn't hear it at all, but she fucking dropped it like the fucking thing. She was hammered. I wish he was drunk too, she had no balance. But it wasn't a hard hit. Did a pot of gold fall out of her pussy? Yeah. Just stand over her like Ali. If you hit the fucking, if you hit the chaléalely out of my hand you'll get the gold from my pussy

My name's Caitlin McGilligan. Is there a mark on her face today? I don't I probably she's I was okay I From what I understand she was fine. Okay, so she wasn't a hard hit. She goes so she goes down She's in a calm rush. They haven't she's out what it is? Like with the mic. It sounds worse because it reverberates a little bit. She has just shore 58 and grained in her. And it was just a no, no, sure for the quick jam. It might use by a standard mic. You know, the industry. So you hit her on the head with the microphone. She's in a calm rush. She's going to be alright. In the face. She knocked out five down goes Irish woman.

Down goes Irish woman. So she's, she falls down. She, I don't know where she went. She disappeared. Really? She was just a leprechaun. Yeah, she just out of the, she just went to the right date ripped her in the basement.

God damn it. So now what happens? So she's out of the picture. Then I heard the tall guy she was with Goes, that's not right. You can't hit a girl and then he starts coming. Oh He's awesome. Yeah, here's what you should say. This is this is People I didn't hit her the microphone hit her right we're back to the gun argument again Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So I wasn't I mean it like I was like people like if it was a dude It wasn't right you could damage somebody with a microfakia you feel like really I mean that shit is heavy So she got a like your argument in court is gonna be that you didn't hit her that hard

You're agreeing first of all there's no first of all there's no right court second of all she attacked you Let me just say something and my pd come on and call them in this motherfucker Come on in Her and Duffy are back there fucking right now You should have punched her though because she Thank you and you need to defend yourself because you don't know she was gonna go for two three or four We did it. Is it stand there? Look if you hit somebody you should be did she you like, did she line up like this? Oh, she's not wearing a, she's not like Steve Burns's logo.

I'm gonna show you how I really show you. I put him up. Have you ever seen foreign away? I stake my claim. I stake my claim. So, you didn't look at man, you didn't hit a girl, you reacted to somebody attacking you. You reacted to somebody attacking you.

When you attack somebody, you're done. You're a human being now, you're an animal. You're not a girl or a male, you're a fucking animal and you're attacking somebody and you're just defended yourself. You're instinctually Try to That's what you did. I'm serious. I don't want this to be out there that you're joking with you But if someone does hear this yeah, you you reacted you didn't you didn't go out

It was a fucking Lewis that's the most important thing to know that it was a true like it did it was a fucking It was a like you almost like flinch Yeah, it was a reaction. Yeah, the guy was not a reaction. No, let's get let's get into this guy. I like I enjoyed that Guy He was I don't know if he was six six three Six from parts unknown. He was like six three. He was he was here. We get it You're a fucking imaginary guy that you beat up and then fuck is bigger than the the guy that He would you beat up and then fuck is bigger than the the guy that he would

that cool bro what is that you knew thing we push the microwave that is the stupid make me sick you really do you just a cool bro really our gay fucking Puerto Rican yeah the gianna says he's a tall guy is he a hipster dude I don't know six but three he was like six six hipster he was a white guy I don't know what his deal is he Gary gary gary gary gary gary gary gary is a a white guy. I don't know what his deal is. Was he Gary Goma? Gary Goma's a big guy. No. No, no, no.

I don't think he was that big. It's hard to say, he's wearing winter clothes. I know, he was not that big. What is his show outside? Is that how alternative it is? No. You do it outside by candlelight and fire? Why is he wearing a winter clothes?

Projection your voice. Guys, listen to me. We're going to burn Christmas trees. Just, you know, this is a holiday. It's not about Jesus or a fucking mode. Guys Nobody tell jokes. No joke. Okay guys if you have me out polish Don't joke no jokes He wasn't tiny, but he wasn't a fucking huge We get it big enough dude. We're if he's gonna swing it you're gonna knock us

And he's still during the show He was a six three guys. This is during the most okay, here we go. Here we go. Hey, what's not a small dude? Here we go. I'm like I'm getting a small dude. I maybe not would not have hit him first I'm sure you're already hit a woman. So we know you hit him You beat midgets Brooklyn came back to yana set knives like what son anything with a dick or a vagina You're smacking around You know you have a kid. We know what's gonna happen. I said get home Man, when you have a kid, you know what's gonna happen man. I said get home

10 o'clock back. I'm gonna post this smile You remember my son you remember that Irish bitch All right, so this guy's coming at you that's not right works. You don't hit it. You don't hit Fight for me Please don't forget me. He struck me with a microphone Don't forget me. He struck me with a microphone I pull me on her Protect my owner Maybe choke on my own tongue protect my owner. I don't know how the owner You have to rule your tongue in the back of your mouth. All right, so listen this fucking guys coming at you

Holder. All right, so listen, this fucking guys coming at you. He starts coming walking towards me. So you heard what he said. He goes, that's not right. You can't do that. You can't just hit a girl. And the crowd was going, oh, she hit them for everyone was against them. Right. But he's coming. Right. So I took my glasses off. Can I stop you once? This is why I love ONA fans. You know, I've been in this situation before and where guys are gonna, you know, the girls guys.

And I look around and I can see the ONA fans and they're like, you can see them. It's like a bunch of Lewis's waiting and they're like, we got it, Bob. And they're literally holding their chairs. Like, go ahead, make a move, Cuxaca. Because we're gonna beat the fuck out of you. I've had that happen like maybe twice where guys were yelling,

like fuck, you're fucking, and these guys are just looking to make bump, we got ya. Just these bald guys with goatees, and these, you know, with fucking, you know, fireman tattoos and shit, we're waiting to beat the shit out of you. Where are these guys? I'm gonna go join a fight club with them. Oh, and A-Fans are Bobby Kelly from 1998.

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So I I fling the glasses faster And just I get ready for them because he what do you put your glasses? You throw the ball to the behind me to the floor you threw them moment. So these are expensive glasses He's really you can this these are expensive glasses not that expensive so that you threw them moment. So these are inexpensive glasses. So really you can do these are expensive glasses So that you threw them yeah, right If those are about it if those were a money you'd maybe place those that I might have placed them on the piano Right, all right, but I also didn't have that time. He was coming pretty quick, right. Yeah, they hit the our drums Well, he's the we know why he's six six. He's got a long gate. Yeah

He'd get it get there quicker than to say a Lewis or me or Joe list. Yeah, so good. Yeah, so He's he coming I'd take you out Joe you are tall You're you're six three. Can I just say something you're weirdly tall I don't I keep forgetting your tall until I go to hug you and then I have to stand on my tippy toes like I'm kissing faunzy Watch happy days you'll figure it out all the chicks the leg goes up there on the tippy toes. I've been meaning to catch up on my happy days It's right in my legs. I got breaking bad then happy days You should happy days a great show good for the kids good for you, so go ahead like chicken soup. I'm a more Candy man anyways

Which is so he comes up and he walked right into it Walked right into it. Walked right into what? Super much. Yeah, I swear to God. Straight right, right? Now, now let's have, let's have, who is tell the story? Our Joe Rogan.

He's tell the story. So, so you want to be a comedy fan of our four. Dude, the old gold guy goes, get fucking hit a check. All right, and he starts to fucking be on the, again, we, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, Yeah, and this is bad Lewis. No good Lewis my headphones are really low by the way good Lewis bad Let's turn them off. Thanks. Thank you. Lewis is fucking Everybody's headphones. Yo, as you can't fucking hit a woman He starts charging toward the stage his hands at a side with his fucking chin up in the air Oh, he was trying to fucking dude the guy makes soap for a living in Brooklyn What do he he isn't how to fucking do MMA? Hey, bro? I don't know how you do things here

But it might co-op we don't hit women And we don't fight with our hands up. Okay. We fight with our work. We run. We fight I'm gonna hit you with my face Head butt chicken like that was like an idea for him That's like you fight dude. Yannis literally he's on stage like it's only a foot high Yeah, we know he jumps off this literally jumps into the air. I know it's only a foot high. Yeah, we know. He jumps off the, literally jumps into the air off stage. We know it's a small stage.

Janice had to build it. Dude, he fucking landed a Superman punch on his dude. Really? Straight up in the air Superman punch, straight right, drops him. And then I thought, you know, I started grounded in power, but it turns out it was just a melee. Yeah, it is.

And then at that point, the guy's like, he gets up, he's like, what the fuck, bro, you hit me. And I had to get in. started grounding powering him, but it turns out it was just a melee Yeah, and at that point the guys like he gets up He's like what the fuck bro you hit me and I had to get in I had to grab by the arm I was like, fuck you need to leave right now. It's like fuck you buddy, and that's when I was like yeah Dude say something like Lewis's dick got hard and came instantaneously But Lewis didn't get any blows. You didn't get any blows no dude because I go to prison when I hit people Yeah, my boy there was a cat in the cat in the audience this this cat I know from the grown up in the name cat you mean Puerto Rican David is cad amie. Hey, man. Hey hit him a few times. Whoa whoa whoa whoa

Y'all know the fuck up. I give it his name. Oh that's right. Jesus. Yeah man. Hey, yeah, let's go on What cat are you talking There's a cat the back and he's like, hey, Jack, that ain't cool. Why don't you have a cigarette and chill out? Hey man, we're just trying to vibe. Like girls taking it wrong. Did he go down the rail? He felt?

He felt like it was like, you guys collided. I think he took like a knee. I hit him straight on. I felt it in my hand Yeah, did you give him a good one? It was a good one, dude and what in the chin straight right straight right? Really? Yeah, button. Yeah, I'm surprised that he's coming at me actually the Chee is not the button like the side is the button no the side right over here is the No, the chin is the button. No fucking knocks you if you can hit straight on in the You can hit straight on the chin. No, go that first of all

This fucking chin is the button first of all nobody's gonna be able to hit you straight on in the, you can hit straight on the chin. No, go down. First of all, this fucking chin is the butt. First of all, nobody's gonna be able to hit you straight on in the chin. Lewis, what is the butt? You're gonna miss your chin if it's in the throat. Yeah. It always slides down and hits your head. Yeah, we call the chin.

Yeah. There's an illegal blow. I'm trying to find his chin. Joe is throwing it at the button. Joe is the butt. Joe is the butt. It goes straight to Adam's apple. Joe is, but Joe is can't be choked out.

It's like trying to put a fucking mirror in it. He's joking a thumb. Sleep is just slipping. But I have a neck. I don't have a jaw. No chin. Tell him that the button is the fucking front of the chin. You can't get his straight in the chin.

You can, but most of the time there's a nerve. There's a nerve right here. There's a nerve right behind your jaw right here. And if basically your jaw gets pushed into that That's why they wear mouthpieces and they do neck exercises, so yeah, but you can't teach chin bro But you know who didn't do neck exercises fucking gangily madoo You know as you referred to this guy's a cat so many times he might actually be a cat Yeah, it wasn't like you were like this cat this cat Leo

He's a big dude. He came over and this guy's crazy. You're like this cat You know what care? I love this because listen Yannis has new t-shirts called the cat I love the thought of Yannis is throwing a feral cat at him He's like oh hit the guy and all of a sudden you know cat jumps in So this this guy, we're gonna have to get out of here. And listen, everybody know listening

that when you have to go to the cat, that he means guy, okay? This guy who I knew was gonna show Hit him a few times. I saw that out. You saw another guy, your friend. Yeah, Hit him, yeah. Hit the guy too. So someone backed you up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody was backing me up there. But no, physically, physically. Yeah, he got a couple of times. Yeah, no, that that dude was gonna get fucking stuff. He could stop if he kept going So how did he did he want to realize and I look that's my favorite moment in life when people actually wake up from their drunk They're stupid fucking alcoholic poisoning they've been putting himself into for the last couple hours and they so And they sober up and they realize I could die because I'm an idiot.

He might have died. He just like, I think he was like, yeah, he's like, he didn't like by the way he came up to me. I knew that he was a guy who hadn't been in too many fights because you don't just walk up to a guy with your hands down. Yeah, you know, charge up. I like, I was making jokes about it afterwards. Like Lewis's disgusted face or like first off Whenever you walk up to any human. He's like always being a striking What was I supposed to do just like stand there and wait to find out what he wanted?

Turn your body to the side to give them less of a foot That's how he does it walks up sideways the people. Hey, can I get a cuck at a pack of those cigarettes? Feet shoulder with a part make I get a number four So then you go you so he lead so they take them out who takes them out is there bounces all I know is I hit him And then like as he was falling or whatever I like kicked he was like going down and I was going with him And he had my sweatshirt. Oh this one. I'm not quite with a sweatshirt. Yeah same switcher I'm wearing it because then he was holding it like that Hockey move yeah, yeah, this is the bounce of there. That's why you had to punch you

Yeah, and then also It's funny. We got separated to the stage 40 minutes in between comics. Yeah, wait a minute. Stop right. How do you do? Yes, I do a lot of time. Yeah, you do a show. Hey, I'll let you show it is true But this how you know if you honest as your next this is how you know you're gonna have to wait a while before you go on stage He puts the beer there you go Women women before you don't sage he puts the beer there you go. There he goes women women. That's what I'm gonna say. That's what happened to me.

Yannis is the Tom Arnold of fucking the East Coast. It does like the fucking Neil hamburgers. That's right with the dad. I do that. You know Tom Arnold did that to me. He has a show. He had, I don't know if you still has it, at the laugh factory and they put me on it.

He had the Neil, who's the fucking guy that was an SNL? Neil... Diamond. Kevin Neal. Yeah, yeah. They both have been honest with him. He said, don't be young, Neil Diamond was. Kevin Neal and had a show which was fucking awesome.

You do your set, you do new stuff, and then he sits down and talks to you about the jokes. Why, you wrote it? And it's just funny shit. It was really fun. So I do the Tom Arnold, the next night, and it was the shittiest show I've ever done in my life. He did so much time and then he brings you up and he's going Robert. What's wrong? Is that what he does? That's what he does when he hosts the show.

He's going to show a carol answer. He licks his lips. He 40 times. He, I don't know if he's on drugs or what the fuck is problem is he just rambles and rambles about shit and just goes on and on about these stories. There's probably 15 people in the crowd. And then he goes to bring you up and I'm sitting there like fuck finally, 30 fucking minutes after I was supposed to go on. Finally, then he goes, this guy, he was on the tour. I'm like fuck you first of all, your friends with Dane, you know what the fuck don't do

that shit to me Well, you don't know what the fuck you're reading or what fuck you and the credit fake All right, I'm so fucking famous. I don't know this guy wanted me to say this whatever then then the fucking guy And then he goes on another bit 30 minutes I waited 50 minutes I went to the green blast next door ordered a sandwich 38 minutes later. They come in he's bringing you up And I walk back in and he's in he's bringing you up and I walk back in and he's he he's apparently tried to bring me up and I wasn't there and he was

mad he was mad it was over an hour after I was supposed to get that bad. No, no, no, no, you do because that's what we want to talk about. No, not now. Listen, no, we're here for an intervention. I'm saying 1520. I've seen the honest legitimately. Yeah, 35. OK, 35. There was one point. But maybe a couple of years ago, I was at bar four, and you went into a rant.

I went outside, got high, and smoked a cigarette, and went back to the bar in order to beer. But is he funny? Here's the thing. Is he funny? He rips it. So for that 35 minute, he's fun. Joe doesn't think so.

Joe will never be doing bar four again. Joe, Joe, why don't you contact Frankie if you'd like to get a listen? I'm just trying to be funny. As long as you be in funny, I have, who gives a shit? I don't care if it's funny. He does what?

This fucking tongue monolith, I don't give a shit. Not funny. Not a funny. It was mind-bogg a shit not funny It was mine ballgling not funny like what was it so unfunny kind of was like funny No, it wasn't even it was it was that you know you go there like oh my god This is kind of it was beyond that and it was like how do you know he wasn't being hilarious when you were having a sin What if he did that's what if he did the a stuff while you were eating? Well, ordering what if he's really funny and you're not funny. You just want to look funny Oh

I thought of it like that. It's like I know I know one I know one thing that's not funny Pitting women Can you pass me a gummy bear, my fucking blood sugar's going down? Okay, so this guy gets kicked out and now what happens? Let me ask you a question. Funny thing I can tell you what happened. Okay, please. We got separated.

Hurry up though, Joe's getting fucking fucked up. Yeah, what's gonna happen? Fucking, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck, fuck, fuck it, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, We're gonna Have a look at the world gonna end I like the blinks I think the world's gonna end. There's a lot of things to talk about. Let's get about that We please I mean I love you all, but could we do it? We've got to do the blinks too. We're putting in the I love you and the blood of your love and the I blinks I don't know fucking sky. It's fucking bananas I'm five years in now we can I can do this all night You did I'm five years in now we can I can do this all night

I want to know is this if you told the story That would have been awesome if Bobby died You never shut this show off We have kept the girl. We have kept the girl. Yes, that is. You're the best. You're the best. How much we love you in this year? You don't have a shut this show off. Even if I died for being a gummy bear. You keep the ship rolling down her face. No, no. It's just been one of the more digression.

Bobby is dead. Bobby is dead. Pretty close. Aaron's fucking energy in here. I'm not gonna close. Wow. I'm not gonna lie. I almost hit him with the microphone

I got a look into Bobby's eyes while that was happening and I walked You're serious Bobby what in there? Did you see the hunk of gummy bear come out of my throat? Bobby, when you're life flashed before your eyes, what did the podcast mean to you in general scheme? What a fat fuck I am. I almost died off these things. Like, he's stuck in my mouth. That means it's really funny, but we couldn't do the normal high up. We have to do the fat guy lie you on the ground, high moth.

I'm taking this. Pally jump on him. I'm killing him on the table. Clear the board. Clear the board. Boom, yeah, in ball. Got time for my legs up into my chest Seriously, I almost popped my fucking eye out. I swear to God you really did you look at me right?

Charlie I'm a ties net would have been for your life dude if he died I can't like the things you've done In your life lost your sister lost your dad Bobby Kelly died looking at you in the eyes Go and dance save me dance family's dad Family's dad Just like this Bobby almost died, but didn't but don't forget your family's dead Right around Christmas time The holidays are good for remembering the dead ones you once loved.

Imagine that, imagine he died like staring at him and then Dan could look at anyone in the eye and say, don't look me in the eyes! I lost a good friend! What are you looking at? Watching kids that have gummy bears. I do all the good nights. It's probably your fault, Dan.

Ha ha ha! Stan choked. Spainted out. I just love that idea of a girl looks at me. Don't look at me in the thaw! Don't look at me! You don't know what happened! Don't look at me! Dan You know what we gotta do we gotta get rid of the right to gummy bear arms Comey bear arms everybody All right, here we go. That's that Joe list comedy Bobby died damn would speak at his funeral and you dumb accents This bad funeral

Joe's got so funny. He's not funny anymore. No, it's Tom Arnold. I Bring out Duffy get Duffy We should be getting paid $5,000 each to do this this show I wanted to since it's Christmas. That's what I'm offering you guys $5,000 each a week a week this show. And I wanted to, since it's Christmas, that's what I'm offering you guys. Whoa! Come in! $5,000 each? A week!

A week, Kelly, $30 for you, but you're still in. I didn't. We got it. We got to keep you off the grip, because you're not exactly legal. $30 is more than spot pay. Somebody explained Kelly what pot, spot pay. Oh!

Give him the heck to him. Where's the heck? where's the hang you Joe Joe can you wash your nose and throat with that is that possible no helly what pop pet no should have to eat some of that band-in so you should take a bite out of that band-in so listen to me. Listen, here we go. I was like glad that ball showed up.

So, yeah, there we go, yeah, honest. So, the end of the story, what happens at the end of all this whole show? We get separated, funny thing, this black kid that was in the front with his girl. He's pulling me one way. And as soon as I get my sweatshirt back off, so I can see again, he's standing right there,

he goes, no, a yo man, you were just doing your job. By the way, you are hilarious. You way you are hilarious right like you didn't wait for anything to die now and like I'm so I got so such low self esteem I like forgot I was like thanks man I really appreciate that I got a Twitter you can follow me and I have some more characters that I do he's here y'all got that in there is he's he's fucking the J Davis of the East Coast dude I got a Twitter man you can call me here, show every week at Bar4 It's just cool reading up and all

Yo man, you man funny, plus a little when you hit bitches Yeah, you do that every week Yo man, what you get there, hoody By the way, I love Yannis the Versusory, he was killing, he was fucking murdering He was packed, he fucking barely touched this chick, but laid this dude out And then in the middle of it, people kept on coming up to him and they're like, I'd do you a really great. That's how it happened. Look, man, I mean, what are you gonna do?

What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Who's gonna tell me different? Who's gonna believe a porn or wicked? Who is gonna believe your story? It's fucking excuse me, officer. I'll tell you what happened or he can tell you what happened.

He's like, here's the deal. I didn't get the lexon that I wanted to because some cat Because some cat just walked in That's how we steal my thunder I really wanted a hundred oh yeah, what happened was a dead point that happened to me And then I heard Lewis that's the point I knew Lewis was there because I heard me dude are you fucking crazy? I heard that and then the guy was show it out Yeah, well you say to the guy I was trying to get the fuck I had the guy by his mom. I was trying to take him out

I'm yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, I was I was I had but you just got a fucking go and he said fuck you to me, right? I was like really you don't say that to you and that's it God you don't say you don't fucking look at me in the eye fucking almost watch The almost happens not you just talk over everybody You're great. I think we already told this Nice hot one Fucking vain neck asshole First of all, I don't like your mustache that could have been what is for right?

Can boy must have I don't like it. Bobby's right. Your asshole does have vein necks He said vein neck asshole soda got in the way a little bit on that one. There's pass interference. It's a spot fall in the sleep. Put that bandit over your head. You should wear that, like. When I said, bring out a toughy, you guys should have shittin' your pants

and made up a secret handshake for how funny it was. That was funny. I think you ruined it with da da da. Oh, that spot pay. Spot pay. That spot pay thing was gonna be bad. Yeah, well, someone please explain the Kelly and Batsapotta. Batsapotta.

There is some big explainer Kelly. What Dawd-day, to do, do, do, do. The fucking lead destroyer real quick. But, anyway, explain that to Kelly, what? Dyke, I passed. What? Joe's a robot that got wet. It's like s-

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. That was the most episode of the year! Joseph robot that got wet in the The I wish she suffered very Merry Christmas She blames Soda for handing me 97 beer Keep tapping me. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas You don't fuck with me. My name's Katie McCleod from the clowns of the clowns. Just cause me English I'm about to show you how he reshaken get The honest fucking Yeah, yeah, my cats do what we Papa Yeah shine Yeah shine

We have my cats do what you have to do in my cats Yo this cat comes up. I'll show you how Irish I am and then she didn't buy a birthday card for her kids That's Boston Irish not really good. I like it. Yeah, we're talking real Irish my boss and Irish quite localizing it I like it. I like it. I'm with the young I like it. It's a shared common thing. Is this make you feel comfortable with your like Christmas at your house? Is your mom just past?

You be here after being like, so does it. Let me just tell you about that. So do I. So do I. I just like you like, ma, hit me. I spent Thanksgiving with list. The most fun I've ever had on Thanksgiving. We went to a Boston high school football game to start with.

Well, there was more than two of us, so that helped. Yeah. Yeah, because he's got a family. I've ever had on Thanksgiving. We went to a Boston high school football game to start with. Well, there was more than two of us, so that helped. Yeah. Yeah, because he's got a family. We're not. It's my family's dad. Yeah. He's talking about, you know, it's funny.

That joke was amazing. That was good. That was good. It was good. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. Blitiny goes.

No, that's your fucking parent. Your father's dead. I make a clever joke. You know what's funny? No, and it was perfect, too. Because it was Thanksgiving, and that was the last time I saw my father, 97, which is for a boy. Nine, nine, seven, heaven, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, Talk to him, okay? I have a kin-las my foster dad the fourth one I haven't talked to him in a while either so Well, I was given number fan try having four dad die Oh, okay, I just want to take this time to say Bobby you you have done very well in life

Considering where you are talking about me and my family. Thanks given he needs to you need to hear that once in a while Man, you've done really. Let me tell you odds are stacked against you You don't have that that part. I get it. I stacked against you. Let me just, you don't have to add that part. I get it. I had a hard life. You shouldn't have been anything. Bobby, you should be, you got it. You got family stinks.

You will raise the kid. The way you look, Gordon. You choke on gummy bears. The talent you actually have, where you've, where you're at. You sucked a dick for a steak. Whoa. Oh, I told that in front of everybody. I thought I was saying that.

I know. I was getting killed. That's why I said that. But you're, you're right about holidays. I wish you for Boston. Listen, Daniel, first of all, I thought I was saying I know, I was getting killed. That's why I said that. But you're right about holidays. I reached here from Boston. Listen, Dan, first of all, I'm sorry about your dad, Diane. I was joking about that. I didn't know.

It's cool. I'm trying to talk about the fun that I had with Joe and his real family. Think about Dan, he's using Shoney Real Emotions. He's got it down pack. He'll go into bathroom and cry for two days. No, I won't. No, I won't. But he'll do it in the present.

No, I will win. No, I'll drink tonight. And you know what, I'll tell you what Dan does. I'll tell you what Dan does. I don't want to. I will drink tonight. And you know what I'll tell you what I'm gonna feel Listen to me. This is what Dan does. He pricks his little finger gets a little drop of blood and puts a little dot On each cheek and makes a little blush and then wears women's clothing And it's a lot of a motion if you're good friends of them. Thanks Joe Thanks Joe. I showed Joe a lot of emotion when he took me in like a family a family I've never had who asked you to come over my house for fucking Thanksgiving after I called you and I already told you

I was at Joe's in Boston yeah, fuck you should have came here. I got that's not true I invited you to my house and you said I can't I'm going to Joe So how do you feel that rejection again in my life from a person I care about actually no, that's not true I asked first I got a last night Thanks. Give him I got $39 You show what you say I got him $38 worth of The game I'm fucking 3000 worth of fans that is true and I got him in at the Let's just talk about people of given Dan. I can't dance If you Jesus Christ

I He was calling my dad. He admitted to killing his sister. It's a good friend right there. Why is Lewis getting a pass on this? Yes and him. Listen, you called his father pop pop. Why? Is that a requirement to hang out a joke? I was Steve.

I got to call the Steve. I called the wise name. Can I get another pop? I miss heard it. But anyways. I just the thing man. I got to call them Steve a cold the by his name You can I get another pop and I miss her to but anyways, I'm coming to you. It's wait a second Your father barely pays attention to you at all Joe How do you know that because me and you had a moment at Fox Woods when we were doing a gig together where we had a heart to heart who open for who? He was open for me And you told me you told me that your dad doesn't even acknowledge you as a person But he was just wow you just brought that on the show I'm gonna throw it in there. I'm crying hang on one second. You just

You had a moment with Joe at a club and you Give me people from Boston listen to the show Why would you why would you bring that up like it's not fierce? We're talking about so does dead fucking his whole fair That was so That was the night Hey, Joe remember that I just for a moment that we had a different state. Yeah, but can't bring up his dad who doesn't pay a Tip a dick hang on First thing me listen to me dad dance dad isn't gonna fun go call him up and go hey, man

What the fuck was that? Yeah, no know it's a difference. It's not a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. I'm not confident in anything I do. Okay, stop. Joe, did you not want me to say that? I'm sorry.

I don't care. I don't care either. I'm glad you said it. I don't care either. I'm glad you said it. I don't care either. I don't care either. I'm glad you said it. I don't care. I don't care either. I don't care either. I'm glad you said it. I don't care either. I don't care either. I don't care either. I don't care either.

I don't care either. I'm glad you said it. I don't care either. I don't care either. I don't care either. I don't care either. I don't care either. I don't care either. I don't care either. I don't care either. I don't care either. I don't care either. I don't care either. I don't care either. I don't care either. I don't care either. I don't care either. I don't care either. Guys Louis has pushed the microwave again Listen shut your face The first of all these headphones have to be turned up every show to the point where they're so loud people go out Cuz you I've done the headphones up Would you say last week we're kind of dog was it? What was it? What was it? What was it? What was it?

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What is Yanky Swap? What have you become the self? Yanky Swap. I don't know. Yanky Swap. Everyone, you put it down. I don't get the bandana for that. A Yanky Swap.

I said, what if you're from the south? Yeah, giving them. Oh my god. You really want some of us from the south. If you didn't point that out, nobody would have caught it though. Why don't we just give it to the person sitting across from us? But listen, can we hear out the Yanky? I would love to see Yankee swap is great. How are you up?

Hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up we take one two three four five And let's go on two. Oh, can you get mine? It's behind you. We number we put numbers in the thing one two three We put all our numbers in yes, everyone picks numbers and then you get that present You go no, no, you go one two three in order Yeah, first person picks one of the president. They're all wrapped right? It's in a bag. You pick a present number one. Yeah, then number two goes number two picks a present They have the option of keeping their gift you open the gift is once you pick it. I don't have time to do this I know it's great. It's great. It's like less than 20. All right. Who's gonna write these numbers down?

Kelly yeah, Kelly So this I love you guys just say Kevin. Are you listening? I'm listening Joe. Stop talking to me. I'm not your shitty teacher that didn't pay attention to you. You pick a number. Yes. You pick a gift. You open it. Yes. Everyone sees the gift is, yay. Number two picks theirs. They get, look at their gift. They have the option to keep their gift or take number one. Okay. Number three, guys, they can take number three. They swap. But number one is the best number because at the end, number one. Okay number three guys. They can take number three. They swap But number one is the best number because at the end

This is number one has carte blanche over all of them. Okay, everyone just give me the present and I will distribute back to everybody Done. Why isn't this great? This is so I like the idea. I want I want to Wait, why don't we give the gift who we think to the person who would appreciate it most so fun? Just give it a gift To who you want to listen to what I'm saying? You're a Cpb. I am see listen. This is my fucking show I'm gonna do I want to make this deal right now. I'm gonna let Joe Hand hand you gifts over to Kelly, right? Everybody hand you get to get you we're gonna try this show We're gonna try the Yankee swap, but you're running it. I'm running it

So I need is we have it we have a a pen right there. It's pieces of paper Numbered one through. Okay, Kelly will give that to you as soon as she collects the gifts We're gonna do a Yankee swap with fucking Joe list What a bump of your gummy bears guys Can I just let's remember all the fun and momentum we had go to the show Remember that it all came to Who wanted the show to speed up and get to the point. This is going to kill everyone's gonna love it.

Yeah. Yeah, we, we, we, yeah. I can just say the outline of some names gonna change from Joe, the truth to Joe, the fucking brand new breaks. You guys talk. I'll say. I'm not talking.

You guys talk. Metal on metal. Joe metal on metal. The show stopper. The show stopper. I like that. By the the way Netflix. Yes, have you watched the stone cold DVD the biography? No, is it good and the rock? Real awesome the rock one's awesome really yeah, it's fucking really awesome This is what I but the rock one is is it the one where they show their matches to no

They just go through is you can get the matches one different, but they show. OK, I don't like the new WWFE, whatever the fuck it is. I feel like when they show the actual match, there's like three things. You know what I mean? This whole story about. Right.

OK, yeah. Don't look at it. Don't look at it. I'm not. I'm not. Shouldn't I be able to pick first since it's my show? Oh, no. Don't run, Bob. This is very kindergarten, isn't it? Secret standard. You since it's my show? Oh, Bob. I'm Bob.

This is very kindergarten. I know. Secretly. You know it's not kindergarten? OK. I'm going to put you in the middle of the month. Grab one. Try, Lewis.

You know what they teach you in kindergarten? Not to punch. Wait, Linda's in. Linda's in. I just Linda. Rip another ticket up. I just write something. I'm disappointed with the map.

Secretly in love with Linda. I am. Everybody is. Is it weird that that's how you talk about your secrets With 50,000 people. Oh God. Oh God. I said that out loud. Can we play some Christmas music? Oh, yeah Like the Joe those radio I have number one. All right, you pick one of the gifts You look at it. I got the one. Let me pick you're the best one

You're the best One has everyone can take The end you get the last choice Bobby this worked out perfect Bobby gets the last I want the one I want the one y'all this I want the one I want the one Janice I want you know My friend makes candles in Brooklyn at this thing where he takes fucking dead It is organic right there hat of the chick that he punched If I had that hat I would fucking hang that in this fucking room forever organic right? It's the hat of the chick that he punched. You understand? If I had that hat, I would fucking hang that in this fucking room forever.

I don't think the problem was them unpungeoning me. It's got to lift my hot boy. My Nana made that hot out of fucking yonch his hand. I shared the sheep. But that hot is beta. I made a deal with Rumpel still skin for that hot. Are we opening up presents on the air? No, listen, listen. You can offer a year's of figures. Okay, go that hat. We are bringing up presents on the air.

Let's go for a year's of figures. Okay, you open the present. Let me say this, Bobby, I was going to get you a trainee DVD, but I just couldn't build up the nerve to go in there and buy one. Why? I just have to go to amalgons.com. Okay, so this is... Dicks.

Dicks. Dicks with Dicks. Dicks with dicks. Bobby's opening the gift right now. I thought I was running this. It's actually GIFs first. Oh, it's a mug. Wait, did you buy a gift just for Bobby? No, I just bought a gift.

I'm going to get ripped apart. Okay. I love new your heart. That's what I'm talking about. That's it. There's another one. There's another one. There's another one. Is there one there's another one is another

Mug in the same exact one I don't know you gotta open and find out That's a set Yeah, it's for you and your wife You when you talk about my wife Okay, okay, you love the play it's he didn't spend $10 you spent six total dude It doesn't you can spend any Okay, so Bobby has the mug now who has number two I have number two all right Lewis you choose one of the gifts That's wrapped whichever one you can see tonight. Can I take you're gonna have the option to keep your gift or take Bobby

All right, I'm gonna take the one that I bought Joe. Where did you learn this game? Yeah, you swap. It's a classic Lewis in his fucking You know what no, no, I'm gonna take this one. Lewis is back at the Let's go. Let's go. We gotta speed this up. We're gonna get this one. This is me I should have took Kelly's present but you have an option All right, so Kelly's pull it out. We got a really boy a bunch of hand wipes and God and Lewis with your comedy you got all these small things to take we

Very thoughtful put a lot of thought in All right Kelly your What is this thing I smell Lewis? Do you want to keep all these or take the coffee mugs and give Bobby all of those? I suggest you keep the deodorant I knew it was gonna be gold back baby. I said you can choke them, but you can't keep them It doesn't matter though. It doesn't really matter if I keep mine or not Yeah, you can't Fuck you

Number three You keep on trading how about the mugs what wow? Number three I'm trading I want the mugs what? Wow What a fuck me? I own all this shit. The fuck is so much better. That's not fair. You know what? You know what I want?

Between Linda's and Lewis's. Okay. Who said it is my turn? Number three. Oh, I thought we were going to carry this one. Listen. I'm not an Irish church. Listen to me. Listen to me.

Listen to me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Are you stuck again? Look at me. Let's get this going.

Oh, go. Go. Go. Go. Let me get. Let me get. Let me get Lewis's present Yeah, I want to see what Lewis's present. I don't like that. Oh my god. Did I say that?

I just said that out loud, buddy. We have some coffee. Oh my god. The soda is open Shit what is it Yeah, I can see it. What is it? What is it? Nipple clear ups. And. And. And. And. And.

And. Oh, dick right. Yeah. That's it. Dude, this was $12.99. Bro, because I'm on a cheap fucker. It's been $6 on mugs. Hey, listen, that's not what it's about you, asshole.

This is about you, baby Jesus. And you chose the mugs. It seems to be a fucking asshole. Hey, Dan, do do you want the cleaning no more bringing up the prices of the gifts Yeah, do you want the mugs or do you want the nipple clamps? I want Bobby's gift Bobby gets the nipple clamps for now All right and talk about it Bobby gets the nipple clip Bobby gets the nipple clit Bobby gets the nipple clit who's Bobby nipple clit Jonas I know I'm five all right here we go

Linda six She can't read you read just She can't read you reads Joe's I'm gonna get Bobby that is mine. All right Kelly is opening Bobby's gift right now. We have mugs $20 that is Hard that is a flashlight Toolkit what look if we go through Sandy again. I want somebody to be prepared what okay? Oh, man I should have picked that

Well, maybe tell you I will switch with you. I'm definitely going for that one Oh, the men's I hope Kelly takes my nipple clips in a cockpit Yeah, get the nipple clips kill you get the nipple clips kill you get the nipple clips or take your gift back and let me have that Awesome cool now Kelly's got your gift back and let me have that. Do you want it? No, I want you to open it. Awesome, cool. Now Kelly's got the... So you got the... You got...

Now Dan has the... What is that called? It's the Shurper Image 8-1 lineup screwdriver. I have a screwdriver. It comes right now. It's got four ultra bright LED lights for your workspace. Six, five Phillips and flat head drivers and reversible double-headed mini-drivers.

I'm a sucker for the Kelly. Kelly has a bunch of stuff to go to Australia with. That you bought yourself. This is men's stuff. Why would you go where? Kelly what do you want to do? I'm a sucker for the Calli. Kelly what do you want to do?

I'm a sucker for the Calli. Okay, here we go. Okay, here we go. Joe who's next? Number five. That's me, y'all. What gift do you want to pick? Y'all on this papis.

Yeah, you need this. I am going to go with Joe Lisk. Whatever. Joe Lisk. Okay, Joe. Wow. Jesus. I pick wrong something to put in your ad. What is going to be a humdinger? It's a zucchini. Yeah, banana or zucchini. Let's see. I tell you what it is. I hope it's just a

retort. I hope it's I hope it's somebody's cock. Should I pick Linda's gift? You need somebody's cock? Well, let's see, let's see her. What is it? Is it a fucking... That's what it is. Is Joe doing glass blowing? Ah!

Ah! That's so good. Oh! Is it a wooden penis shaped cano bear? Bottle, bottle, I can take that at the end. At the end, yes. Look at the nice piece, too. It's handcrafted, it's pretty thick. Well, this like you

buddy. I Listen to me. I will let me tell you something that might be coming that might be coming home with me And you know, I want we're gonna play a game next week called smell it It's a dildos slash Give it my gift. All right, that's a great gift. Yeah, I see Keeping it. Keep it. You're gonna show it. I'm trying to make that dick opener. What's that? You did not, Kelly. Kelly. I feel like you can put this to use.

Mm-hmm. I feel like this. You guys want to see me open a bottle without using my hands? All right, now listen, Kelly. Look at open a bottle. Yannis says shows. The Yannis says shows to swap the dick with all the deodorant and stuff which is good Yeah, sorry, what'd you say? I had a great joke. Hi, I step on it. Yeah Kelly's dick bottle over it You guys want to see me open a bottle without my hands But she doesn't call these the four-minute

Resilver of Bend in it. Okay. Here we go. Let's go. Let's go. All right Linda must be sick Linda is six Bend in it. Okay, here we go. Let's go. Let's go. All right Linda must be six Linda is six You have she no, no she could choose her is choose your own you could choose your own What is that What is that that's charade small What is that King Kong holding the Empire's thing. Oh, shit, I'm sorry. That is a gift. That's a great gift. That's a good little.

Who got that? Who would like this gift? Who's that? That's the one. That's the one. That is a great gift, right? King Kong. That is a perfect gift.

No, I know what's off. It's Keith Roberts' new album. Oh, nothing. All right, here you go. So that's your gift. Now, do you want to trade that gift or something else trade it Linda listen Where do you want to trade it all right? So Linda has the camera she can trade the camera What do you want to do you want to keep it a trade it you're gonna keep it okay?

No, you really want the penis bottle opener. This is really nice to hold I got number seven is only one gift for left okay, so open that up Joe. This is your Yankee swap Giff giving a game that we're playing. What is it forever fit forever fit toning and string? That's a gris to I know that was fucking somebody in this room Denise Austin Somebody's that's a fat is not a Denise Austin Okay, we're gonna make an exception to the game. Do I we all give that to Bobby? There is no trading What do you mean Bobby?

I know you're a pub belly you're all letting me That is true Kelly you've pot shoulders What is wrong with Kelly? Showers are fine. He's German gymnast shoulders. She does not. I want if you go middles. Let me tell you something. First of all, if you yell at Kelly,

she turns into one of those fucking abused dogs. Her shoulders curl in and she rolls on her belly. Kelly can clap her shoulders above her head. I can trade for any gift that I would. Oh shit. and clapper shoulders above her head. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha. Here's a thing. I'm taking the dick bottle over Now you get nipple clips. Joe's got the nipple clips You see what Joe just said though Joe really wanted the nipple clips and cock ring and he just played Bobby Hey, just like all times, Lewis. Like all times. Oh, by the way.

Oh, he blew his eyes up. Lewis can suck it, dick. Oh, look at this. What is disgusting, it's what. There's no doubt about it in my mind that Lewis sucked it, dick. He didn't even put up a fight. Lewis, you just put it in there. Dude, I, I, why is it sucked a dick. He didn't even put up a fight. He just put it in there.

Dude, I- Why is it chubbing Mia? Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. I choked on a gummy bear. This cock sucka just put this whole thing in the back of his throat. That dick with the Lewis's mouth like a Lego.

It was his mid-to-mid-to-lips. Joe, no this. This will be here waiting for you everywhere. Someone tried off its gross to be here. This is gonna be here. Turn to me on. Can I just say this? Can I spin on it?

Can I spin on it? Can I spin on it? Kelly, please spin on it all the time. This gift is not nipple clamps. This gift is a picture of this naked chick. I know. Super raw. She's smoking.

Well guys, here's your nipple clamps. Say for the wood. This is for them on, Joe. We got to put this every week has to go in the fridge, because a kid comes up here. I don't want this little kid accidentally sucking on this by accident I'm not gonna lie. I wanted to keep that and then put it in my family Yankee's walk That's gonna give you a two-time

Well, you know you're gonna go get another one I bet you know it's in Montreal handcrafted. This is great. I swear to God This I guarantee this is gonna smell by the end of the year. Let's play this right now next Christmas We play we play you have to smell the fucking can opener. All right, the bottle opener. So you have to smell this to see if it happens. So listen guys, this has been a fantastic year. Thank you so much, all you guys.

Everybody, I know I didn't have everybody on the Christmas show. There's been a ton of guys, but you guys, you guys have been my favorites, some of my favorites, you know, Yannis, I'm so glad you came on. Thank you, man. I knew who you were before that,

and these guys told me about you, I'm glad you came on, you've been hilarious every show, you're a great guy, and I appreciate, and all the fans love you too, so I really appreciate you coming on and having fun with us here. It's a pleasure. You know, Lewis, of course, you know I love you, dude.

You're fucking great. You're one of my favorites. Even though people tell me not to have you on the show, I'm kidding, no. I told you that in confidence. Ha ha ha ha. Liz, same thing, man. You're the best.

I, I, uh, you know, I'm, I'm, same thing you're also the best. I'm like the scarecrow. No, you are, man. You really are. If we, if I was Dorothy, you would be the scarecrow. You'm like the scarecrow. No, you are, man, you really are. If I was Dorothy, you would be the scarecrow. You would be my scarecrow. And you know what, Dan?

You're my 10 man, baby. You're my 10 baby. I had no heart. I was gonna go cowardly lion. And Kelly, Tell your flying monkey. Yeah. I was gonna say,

Do it, no. No. Well, I was gonna say I was gonna say one of those little magic guys the one you don't know The boy represent Australian comedians Australian comedian. No Kelly honestly God Kelly Sometimes I say to myself. How did she get here? What happened? Why is she sitting next to me boy boat? and why is she sitting next to me? Boy, boat. No, no. You're gonna be everybody.

But you're fantastic. What you do for the show behind the scenes is unfucking believable. You put this shit together, you make it easy for me to do this, which is a big part of why I do it every week. You guys are awesome, man. Thank you so much, really.

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Most of the voice, I love you, man. I love you, Bobby. You're the best. And I want to announce to everybody that this is some great news. There's a couple great things I love you man. I love you Bobby. You're the best. And I want to announce to everybody that this is some great news.

There's a couple great things I want to announce. First of all, Dan Soda. I'm so happy about this got Conan O'Brien. Yay! Yay! Congrats Soda! That is fucking up! I will.

You're ready to see the mediocre. So tell me what? Monday January, Monday January 7th. I'm gonna miss it. I'm gonna be in Australia. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, gonna be in Australia. I want everybody to tune in to see Dan Soda. When is it again? Monday, January 7th. January 7th, Monday, January 7th.

Tune in and then I want you to email him, tweet him, Facebook him, and let him know what he did. You know, I know you're gonna kill it. Yeah, dude, you've been working on that five minutes for years. That's what you got. It really is, it really is all I got. One. Yeah, but I'm I'm so proud of you bro I when you first started doing this podcast you smelled like tortilla chips. I really did honest the fucking god

You came right from your day job. Yeah, and now it's over You're over for almost a year over here your official comic and you're doing Conan O'Brien. That's pretty It's pretty amazing And you're doing Conan O'Brien. That's pretty It's pretty amazing. It's pretty amazing. I'm pretty fucking sorry. Very funny. I want to thank Joe DeRosa. I want to thank all the people

that come on the show all the time. What? You didn't do a special shout out to Liz, like his own. Well, look, Joe's one of my favorite guys. I have my show all the time. No, he didn't give like a speech. No, he did. Yes, he did.

He said he's one of his best. And now he said the best, actually. Yeah, the best. And I did a joke about him. So one of his best. He said the best actually. Yeah, the best. Well, I love all the people that we have on the show over here, all through this year. It's been great. The show has gotten huge.

Like again, I always say it started on my iPhone, just me and on my iPhone on my website with a few hundred fans, maybe. Now it's thousands of people down the list every week. I got a bunch of emails from fans about how long the show is and Stacey Tatum and Michael, the Martino Ryan Maxwell, Vincent Lea, Ferris Fajad from I have people listening to. No, he's from we have people all over the world listening to the show people. Seriously, a lot of people all over the world are listening to the show, which is phenomenal to me.

And the one of the reasons why is, yes, because of me, and I put this together and I do it every week, but most of the reason that people I have on the show, these fucking guys, you guys that come in here, who, look, I don't, I never hung out with you guys. I don't know you guys, but you guys, you guys that come in here, who look, I never hung out with you guys, I don't know you guys, but you guys, you guys, Joe, I'm so glad that I know who you are now, because everybody that listens to the show loves you guys, y'all, and everybody. And you guys keep bringing new people on,

and that's what this show is about. People always ask me, what's the show about? It's about having the funniest guys around me on my show, and just talking about whatever the fuck we talk about and having a good time and people listening to that and laughing, getting out of your stupid truck for a second and out of your shitty world and out of your dumb cube and listening to us assholes

make each other laugh is what my show is about. We're not trying to change the fucking world and I know that we get serious once in a while but this is a fun, fun, fun show. That makes me happy. Every time somebody new comes on the show, the one thing that makes me smile is ago, that was fun. Because he expected to be,

what is this gonna be, and everybody has a good time. And that's what it is. So Merry Christmas to everybody. I really appreciate it. I love all you guys for coming on here. You guys are some of the most talented comedians out there right now. And what?

And Barbie, but also thank you to you for letting us come in here. Thank you. First of all, it's a both, both of the time. I kept talking until somebody interrupted me. How many times can I just keep complimenting you, assholes? Until somebody goes, and what about you? Well, I was going to interrupt to say you're welcome. Well, a lot of people don't know.

He's like, that was good. I was going to be like no problem, I mean. I'll say that. I'll say that. I know what I do. I know that with my... Shut up, fucking show list is coming. Shut up everybody.

But I know that me and Lewis, like, work with you a lot more, because it's just because of his show and they me on this one here. But Barbie, if you don't know, and Daniel, so would you a lot more because it's just because of his show and they're me on this one here. But Bobby, if you don't know, and Daniel, so would have a bit of this as well. One of the most generous people that I fucking know. And you could, you're asking why am I sitting here? I don't know how I'm sitting here. Don't cry, Kelly. But what?

I thought I'd just go and kill the tears coming. Yeah, honest, and I wouldn't know how generous Bobby is. No, no, no, but I'm saying it's a big question to him. Do we know how? We just punch Kelly already. Look, man. Trying, Bobby. Bobby, I'm sorry.

I finished it. It's hard to let her talk. Yeah, it's hard to deny it. Yes, buddy. You're an unbelievable human being. Thank you. Thank you for everything. I love you, buddy.

I love seeing you. I love hanging out with you. Yeah. I love your fake hexes that don't work, especially when the Niners beat the Patriots. I almost worked. work but I love you and thank you for everything. Yeah, if we all we all are I just want to say like honestly from the bottom my heart. This is getting Come on Anyone else want to say something positive in the trust circle

Yeah, not all of us punch people in the face, y'all is. It's Goddamn Chris, we never say it. You're serious, man. Take this fucking show back to Brooklyn and stand with me and my cat's knock bitches out. Come on. I'm a microphone. We knock bitches out with cats. I have to say something nice.

Yeah, seriously, sorry about that. One of my heart's eight and spin. I'm gonna be performing at Carolina and I really love you guys. One of my heart, Satan Spent. I'm gonna be performing at Carolina. I'm doing it. I love you guys. Ah! You guys, my first headlining. Merry Christmas, mid of New York City.

January. Spigilin' to the blue. A lot of light Christmas. Beautiful. Oh, that second just made me broke up. Oh. You guys, baby, baby, baby, baby. I love you guys.

Thanks for listening to the show. Have a great Christmas. You guys, I want to guys. Thanks for listening to the show. Have a great Christmas. You guys, I want to say one thing real quick. One of the other shows on the air, Marco, from the Jersey jerks, his wife had a baby. A little premature. Everybody's all right.

It's two months early. Everybody's all right. The baby's doing all right. But please send a prayer out to Marco from the Jersey jerks and his wife and his family that the babies Fine and the reason why that you know this means a lot to me is because my wife's pregnant everybody Having a little baby boy So Merry Christmas you fucking cock suckers of the YKWD universe

My kids gonna be better than Lewis Yeah, he's not gonna be gay. Oh my god, you suck the dick very Christmas everybody I think it's stupid, stupid, stupid You know what I'm getting I'm stuck in the bottom of the bottom You know what I'm getting I'm this rock, I'm this rock, I'm this rock You know what I'm getting Really, really my face, don't stop filming my face, don't stop filming my face, don't stop filming my face. Don't stop filming my face.

Don't stop filming my face.