Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Mike Feeney and Brendan Sagalow | Tent With No Top

Episode Date: December 7, 2020

This week we have Mike Feeney and Brendan Sagalow to get into their recent viral sketches, messy bedrooms, and warning signs of being future fat! New Episodes arrive every Sunday night For advertising opportunities email [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Welcome everybody to the show! YKW! YKW! I started the social media podcast! I'm the back! YKW! Do podcast! YKW! Do podcast! Hold school back in the day! We're all starting before them all!

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And we're back we're live And we're back. We're live. YKWD. You know what, dude? The original fucking podcast on the East Coast of America. I would say in the world. And I am back with her off the show Gabby You know what I like delicious Gabby now. I think I'm back And of course we have mush the Mexican that won't die The guy that uh will just can't I mean he looks like he's gonna Fuckin keel over every episode. That's why we don't have a month screen because people are concerned Watching the show they weren't listening. There was like is that guy pale all the time? He really does he looks like old meat And two of my favorite young bucks

Farts McGee wait a minute Get your name much of them again now is depending on you're writing it down I forget your name. Much of your name again, that was depending on you're writing it down. But it didn't do. Tagaloo. Brendan's Segalo from Spain is here. And of course, the fiendster, Fini,

the kid that's fucking taken over Queens by storm with a can in and a fucking iPhone and a couple of lavalier microphones and a bunch of other people who really want to become famous. Yeah, I actually, you know, I help out with those videos and it's kind of like a dual partnership here thing. So let's let's let's let's let's let them get my intro out. And then

yeah, I'm sure everybody knows about the other guy at I was in one. I was in one. I was in one. I was in one. I was in one. I was in one. I was in one. I was in one. I was in one. I was in one. I was in one. I was in one.

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I was in one. I was in one. I was in one. I was in one. I was in one. I was in one. I was in one. I was in one. I was in one. thing. Well, it looks like we're going to have to have a staff meeting right now because, you know, you look like you have staff infection. This staff is meeting with this diabetes. I hate this. No comment from LA likes doing my podcast. This is fucking stat fucks attacks people who as soon as he comes out of the gate. We haven't even been in five minutes. I said, the people helped me do this stink and they're going to die.

And my two guests, one's dying of staff infection. And the other one I'm trying to kiss up to because I think he's got something. All right. Look at that. It just made him, but he said that look. He went. He's got to even doing together. We do it together.

He just had to put it up early. Honestly, I know you're my first time meeting him. Hey, and much, why do we have no fans viewing this? Usually this people in, did you not put it up somewhere? They're're here. Oh, okay. There we go. But they're usually in the way before. That's a fake guest that you guys are creating.

That's actually that's actually depo. Anyway, it's been a wonderful weekend for me. I spent a whole week in Tennessee, the Smoky Mountains, the Smoky Mountains of Tennessee. And with the Calthabrothers who are literally the fucking complete opposite of each other. Oh my God. It is mind-boggling. How, and they look alike the same height. I mean, and they're exact opposites of each other. How so? One is so on everything and has notes and cleans

and cooks and they are one just sleeps. I'll let you decide which one is which. I like I like the sleeping guy. It's right up my alley and that's why you're not getting any credit for the videos. Whatever, I'll be in the fucking back. I'll be in the background. I'll take a $700 check from Fini and just buy out We can tell The main guy look at his background. It's just perfect the lighty's perfect and then looking your washed out There's a robe in the back towel you use to have you won't get rid of the towel I don't understand we talk about how his towels are dangling

I have roommates you rich fox. Okay, sorry. Sorry. I'm not rich. I'm sorry. I don't have a family Starting my beds on the ground sorry my beds on the floor on the ground. Sorry, my bets on the floor. No, what is it? I'll make you a fucking bed stand. Make me a bed frame, but it's got to be big. It can't just be on the floor. It can't be like one inch off the floor. The reason you're not of a bed frame is because you know that everything's going to come

tumbling down and you just want to run out with just a mattress and a towel. Yeah, I'm going to have the mattress over me like I'm cold. Why don't you have a mattress? It wouldn't fit. I think it's more of a hat. I had on Fat Crime. My bed frame was five years old and I got in it once and it fucking snapped and and then I was leaning off to the side every night that I slept so I just got rid of it.

How does a bed frame snap? It's made of steel. It was made of wood. It was like the the bolts were in the wood and then it went like crack and it and it just went go back in. Trust me, I don't like this as much as the next guy. Sure. I hate my life as you will. I mean, it ought to be a new bed frame, so that's encouraging. A bed frame costs $100. Well, wouldn't you know it? There's more to the story. I go ahead, Brendan. Anyway, well, you see, I ordered the bed frame. Look, this happens to about 8% of the country anyway, so I'm not ashamed of this

He's the alt white Okay, I'm tuck Carlson white. Yeah. Okay, I'm tuck Carlson. There you go. This is great. That was great. We're spicing up now. So I ordered a bed frame off of Amazon for $271, right? What? Yeah, that's what I said. So I canceled the order, right? And I was going to wait until they sent me the money back so that I can get a cheaper bed frame, but then it took like a week and a half. They just weren't sending me the money and chased it and know what happened to it. And then, you know, Amazon didn't know what happened to the fucking money and Bobby just left the P.A.

in the story. So he just left. We're eight minutes in. Eight minutes in. You know, I he left his own podcast. I felt I felt myself getting bored with that story. Anyway, so I mean, keep telling it. We have a whole new time.

No, no, no, no, I actually got the money back very recently like a like a about a week ago So I'm going to get a bed frame. Why would you leave? What the hell is that? Why would you leave please tell me he's done talking about the bread frame? I feel like it's everyone in my life's main mission to make me want to kill myself main mission to make me want to kill myself. Nobody wants, listen, nobody wants you to case up, but if you are, can you use that towel on the right? Still there. So yeah, so I got the money finally and now I'm going to buy a bed frame. So suck my

dick, everyone who isn't me. When you have sex with a woman, do they comment on the fact that when I have sex with a woman, what are you out of your fucking mind? Sorry, what do you have sex with a man? Do they comment on that? Ah, that's good. That was good. No, I haven't had sex in forever. So, you have a girlfriend. Wait a stop. Stop. No. Oh, boy. Stop. that chick that gave me the tent with no top Is that a euphemism The old tent with no top of With the back of a movie theaters you gave me the old tent with no top

I Stop My belly button there hurt you hurt I thought that was gone by now It's going next week to 10th I'm getting the surgery I went to the doctors yesterday blood pressure 80 over 20 Was I don't know what that is but it it's perfect. Do you have, are you gonna do a herni or something? I have a belly button. Oh, that I'm getting taken care of. It's a small one. It's the most common hernia. The one you don't want. 1% of people have it. The one you don't want is the one that's out

not the belly button. That's like just, it's just your intestines ripped out of your fucking stomach and it's hanging over your dick. That's the one you know. The one I thought is very common. And... Why do we talk about her and he has on every show now? I'm gonna love you. You brought it up. That's why.

No, you brought it up. No, you brought it up. I said, I'm gonna give you a big one. You want the look like that. Ugh. Why? You guys are out of here?

That's not even an outie. That's an out of body. That looks like you're birthing a smaller Bobby Kelly. Yeah, that's where Stavras has been. I get it. I get it. Get it on. Anyways, listen, so your girlfriend, you and her over, well, who dumped you?

I broke up with her in February. It was, you know, we, we, but we all, we also both agreed. So it was like, it was a very peaceful, like, I actually, I see her sometimes. I saw her a couple of weeks ago, just in high. Can you just answer the question? So, you know, I, I can't deny or confirm who I broke up with her. Fanny. Fanny, who broke up with who?

He did, I will say, I think it was a mutual breakup, but then I do believe if I'm not sharing too much to your private life that I do think she tried to get back together and you were like, and you stayed strong. No. Actually, not this time. that I do think she tried to get back together and you were like, and you stayed strong and no. Actually, not this time. She didn't try to get back together, but, or maybe she did. I don't know, maybe she did. You remember her recently texting saying she was flourishing, but I don't know if that's a buck. No, she's a fairy watching. That shouldn't happen. I heard she's dating Andrew Schultz. Good.

Good. Fucking, I bet I could get money out of her. Dude, do you see that by speaking of which Schultz just got engaged in his, I saw his fiance's ring and it is for sure cost more than my Honda Civic did. That's great. Thanks. To hell of a rock. for sure cost more than my Honda Civic did. That's great. That's great. That's great. To hell of a rock.

The only thing that makes me happy about that is that he is on his way to becoming fat. No. His fiancee's hot. And once a guy gets happy and once you have a nice little kid, I don't know if you've noticed, Janis Popus recently, a little chubby. It starts to weigh on you and then you'll

Slowly go on a couple vacations a little long eating what you and there you go and then all of a sudden you'll be a little chubby Podcaster When they when he says hey turn the phone sideways it's because you have to because he'll be too fat to be vertical will be too fat to be vertical. I know this is evil is watching people slowly physically deteriorate. Yeah. Not that it's evil. Didn't it like nothing will make me happier and I know it's not going to happen with you, Fini before you jump in with your Tony Robbins pep talk

Stretching out your vocal cords as we can just making sure my jawline is both high apple pie apple pie Eyes that way if you start if you start losing your hairline if you start going bald My lord would that make everybody you know happy? If you start going bald, my lord would that make everybody you know happy? There's a much better chance of me getting fat than of me losing the hair. The hair's not going anywhere. My family's got a big, thick full head of hair, but we also are a big, thick family. So it should happen at some point, but I'm fighting it off like a boxer, like a prize fighter. Really more like an alcoholic, but...

Yeah, I think. like a boxer, like a prize fighter. I'm really more like an alcoholic, but... Yeah, I think. Yeah. Replacing meals with drinks. I don't know if it's fighting it off. That's what you know who does that. And much to his benefit is Tommy Pope. That kid looks like he's one of the most attractive looking in-shape guys I know.

And he's like, I was like, what's your secret? And he's like, workout a lot, drink a lot. And you're like, mm, but he's like, it'll be like, oh, I didn't have dinner last night but I had like seven whiskies instead or something and you're like, I don't understand. And he's older than me. So it doesn't even make sense how he's like holding it,

but he does. Who the fuck is Tommy Pope? LAUGHTER I like the fictional character I made up. Who the fuck is Tommy Pope? That's like a old picture. We got to pull up a new picture. I don't know what he was doing those glasses things for a while. I'm glad he got rid of that. Gabby, you would be sliding off your chair if you saw what Tommy was doing. I was like, I'm glad he was doing that.

I was like, I'm glad he was doing that. I was like, I'm glad he was doing that. I was like, I'm glad he was doing that. I was like, I'm glad he was doing that. I was like, I'm glad he was doing that. I was like, I'm glad he was doing that. I was like, I'm glad he was doing that. I was like, I'm glad he was doing that.

I was like, I'm glad he was doing that. I was like, I'm glad he was doing that. I was like, I'm glad he was doing that. I was like, I'm glad he was doing that. I was like, I'm glad he was doing that. I was like't know what he was doing those glasses things for a while. I'm glad he got rid of that Abby you would be sliding off your chair if you saw what Tommy looks like now Well bring him up I'm ready I did it. I did it glasses. I did a glasses bit knowing got it He was doing that glasses thing. I'm glad he stopped doing that and I just took him off.

But nobody got it. I just suck. So anyways, I did. I went away. We drove down to Tennessee. We left on Saturday. We hit Hershey Park Saturday night with the kid, which was pretty great. Went on a crazy roller coaster, which I hated. Um, uh, we're on the roller coaster. As we're going up this massive person got on the roller coaster. What did you say?

Nothing. I was doing a, a phage. Nothing. I was slamming you. I'm so sorry, sir. I didn't hear it. I'm sorry. You said, as we were getting up, I don't know. I'm not going to be it. I don't know what Steve said.

He was wrong. He said, I'm massive and I went person got on the roller coaster. Oh, I'm going to have to get it. I'm not going to ever have made the host leave twice that is Is how it does take a sec from Bob it have to like go back and reopen the window it like it's a fun dip And then it's like fuck kind of I fix me most make me make me perfect So anyways, I,

when we went up on the roll, as we're going up, Max is freaking out. And don goes, it's really big. It's a huge roller coaster. I'm freaking out. Don goes, you can swear to Max. And then for the next minute and 30 seconds, all you heard,

fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck it, fucking motherfucker, you fucking motherfucker, fucking motherfucker, fucking motherfucker, cock, sucka, motherfucker, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, the whole minute, whoa. And 30 seconds to this ride,

where we were laughing at first, and then we were like, all right, max stop. Stop, I'm dying, because I don't like roll. I'm like, ah, Merrick stop it. Please stop. Max stop. I'm swearing.

It was fucking nuts. And then we spent the rest of like the two day ride telling him he can't swear anymore because then it just opened up a floodgate. Yeah, the end door is out of the box. He'd bump into something. Fuck, max, stop. You know, um, wow. Where do you think he learned those? I learned it from watching you on, I don't know, I don't know. I hear my dad screaming cock sucker from the shed. So he's doing a podcast for something else. I don't know, wife on my podcast.

And where do you think he might have done it? Mr. And then we got down to Tennessee. Let me tell you something, pigeon forge. I love it. Of course you wouldn't you trash. It's trash garbage. That's why it's funny.

It's the Jersey Shore on steroids in the middle of the country, just in the woods. It's just a strip of garbage. It's wild. Yeah, it's crazy. But the house we stayed in was 25 minutes out in the woods. It was cool. I mean, fucking gorgeous, unbelievable. And we had a great time.

Then we drove back. It was great. And I love getting in the car and driving with my kid and my wife and just driving and fucking pulling over at truck stops and walking around with Max and then checking into hotels late at night, staying up, going, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he I was a little nervous that she was gonna fucking get flustered and fuck up Thanksgiving. You know what I mean?

Like at New York. She didn't, she knocked it out of the fucking park. It was great. 12 people ate like fucking kings. And my wife is the shit. My wife, I mean, I have the best wife. She cooked for everybody all day by herself. And then she was doing dishes. And then she made desserts. You made her do the dishes and she cooked for everybody all day by herself. And then she was doing dishes. And then she

made desserts. You made her do the dishes and she cooked. And then, yeah, what the fuck is that? Yeah, you got to, that's the rule. You got to do dishes if she does an entire Thanksgiving. She cooked and then we made her clean the house. And she robbed everyone's feet. She got the knots out of my back. And then I sold her to another husband for cheap. Thanks Black Friday special baby cyber Monday. So first of all, I don't like that you guys are cocking out with Gabby today. Well, that's like that. That's the way I think that my marriage is working is because Erica is such a great cook and she did the same thing for Thanksgiving. We didn't do anything. She made an entire Thanksgiving for just the two of us. The smallest turkey she could find was 13 pounds. So she made a 13 pound turkey plus all the sides and desserts and then you know, my cross to bear is eating it and having to be super full while I wash the dishes. That's kind of like a thing, you know, that's like

cool. We now let me just go back the the other wives will help watch the dishes and Mike's brother who is the best. I love Mike's brother. John he helped clean up and I you didn't do anything. You know, I had I had to keep the communication between the families going. Oh, between the family's going. Yes, while they were doing it, I had to, you know, negotiate, you know, I had to keep, I had to use my skill, which is conversation. Yeah. Make sure everybody was happy. Make sure everything's done.

This is how great Don is. She comes out while she's cooking. We're all playing football on this big, huge front lawn. She comes out and scores a touchdown and then goes back in and finishes the fucking meal. Wow. And Max threw two touchdowns, spiral, this fucking kid. What?

Nice. Very proud of it. When he slanted on the ground and he go, Cocksucker! No, he didn't. He didn't do that stupid dancer just. I was an unbored until the touchdown dance. And then I was like, all right, I'm on my right.

He reeled your back, baby. I know that Fini has like a quote unquote normal life. You know, but what did you do, a sag alone for? I think I slept with the, oh, I thought you meant all because of my life. I was gonna say, I think I slept with a warlock's wife, because I'm just cursed. What did you do for Thanksgiving? What did you go? Well, and most, if you could stop Bobby from leaving the chat, I think that would be great.

It's not a chat, it's a podcast. You fucking millennial. I did thanksgiving up my mom's on Thursday and then Friday at my daddy's. And you know, that's it. You're so you your mom has a different Thanksgiving than your father. Yeah, they don't they don't hang out. Are they do they live in the same house and not hang out? Yeah, no, no, weird. No, but they did for a very long time. They don't they don't they don't hang out. They did they live in the same house and not hang out or

No, but they did for a very long time Having I'm just having stoved up downstairs It's cold, but it'll heat up nice. So just come on down No, they did though in high school when they were separating they they lived in the same house. It was fucking it was weird as shit. Yeah. Yeah. Mine did that too for a little while. The many move out. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, oh, dad, he's apartment is in the basement and you're like, yeah, we didn't even have a basement. Mine was just the other bedroom, the spare room. So does your dad have another family, Brandon? Yeah, yeah, my dad. I have a stepmom and who is great and step brother and step sister

who I've never met before. And you met them Friday? No, I'd have never met them. They don't do, I don't do Thanksgiving with them. Like they go, she goes to Virginia where the fuck she's from and takes her kids. And I've never met them. And my dad is constantly like,

you should meet these kids. And I was like, why? What's the point? Because it's your fucking family. I don't know these fucking guys. Yeah, but you don't know them because you talk like that. You know who's my family? You guys

He's dumping you you know that right? You know what? Do you know fame works as soon as Fini gets something? He's moving to LA and you're gonna be stuck here with no bed frame and a dirty towel. I know. I already feel it happening. Fini's gonna leave me aside and then I'm gonna have to be, I'm gonna be playing guitar in a fucking bowling alley while he's fucking on heroin. That is so funny.

That is so funny if you're like, if people like, oh, how'd you end up in this bowling alley? Like, oh, you're in a bowling alley? Yeah, I used to be a comedian. They're like, if people like, oh, how'd you end up in this bowling alley? Like, oh, you're in a bowling alley? Yeah, I used to be a comedian. They're like, but why the guitar there? I don't know. Shouldn't you be telling jokes? You're like, man, this is how it turned out. Yeah.

I didn't think I could convince Brendan to move to LA. Oh, 100%. 100%. Yeah. Yeah. Brendan would fall you like a shitsoo on your lap. Listen. He's the Chris Farley to my David Spade.

Yeah. Yeah, okay. Let's start all right with this horse shit. First of all, they're on SNL. All right, they got famous separate and then met us and now. And then fucking Lauren Michaels put them in movies together. It's not like this friendship was there. They became friends in fame.

Fini, you're going to make other famous friends. Trust me. Okay. I love it. When they don't like, why are you doing this? Why are you doing this to him? You're just carrying him up our early. Fini went, and that's the diving it. Should we re-appalue our partnership? When Andrew Shields goes, there's not enough room on the G5 for Brendan. You're gonna go, hey bro. I'll call you when I get back. Yeah, yeah. And then that'd be the most boring G5 trip ever. No one would be laughing. It would be you need you need me. You need me. Okay, I'm not making a heart and soul. They just would probably have nine fucking movies made by the time they land. That would be

getting seven million views on Instagram that afternoon. No, I don't have fucking what do we know? No. No. I deny that. No. No one's going to watch a movie where in the beginning it tells you to turn your phone to the side. Welcome to Avengers here. Let me show you something. What now? Are you guys planning on making it together? Is that the deal? No, I mean, we're just like making stuff, hoping we're both going to be. I'm sorry. I'm, I'm, I'm sorry. I was asking Fini. Oh, okay. Sorry. Yeah.

He's the brains of the operation. It's going to be a real sticking point with Brendan for some. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's going to, he needs for sure getting a text later going. I think we need to talk about that. I just don't want when we see the videos and we see it seems like it seems the way Fini puts stuff out that he's the guy and you're part of his crew. No, I think that we are seriously speaking though.

I do think that we are like Brendan and I both write every single sketch together now. My dog is mad at this partnership talk. But, uh, no, the brain. Run. Yeah. Brennan and I don't know she had against yourself. Run.

Yeah. You're right. You're free to smell. Yeah. Run. But, um, but no, but yeah, small, small, small, small, big, small, small, big, small, big, small, big, small, big, small, big, small, big, small, big, small, big, small, big, small, big, small, big, small, big, small, big,

small, big, small, big, small, big, small, big, small, big, small, big, big, big, big, small, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, Brendan, I don't know if you do that. I was going to be up. But it's so funny because we were just talking about how we're like, we've been getting really nice, you know, compliments from a lot of comedians and people we respect being like, keep, you're doing it. Keep putting out all these videos.

These are great and stuff. And we're like, and it's this weird high, high wire balancing act of being like, yay, we're creatively, you know, whatever it is, fulfilled. And then the other part of it is like, now if only someone could see it, that would be great. Because right now we're just throwing at another grain of sand on the beach, baby. Yeah, I know, but what you're doing is you're laying down the foundation of all this shit, you know, like, I mean, not to get too queer with analogies, you're building a foundation of learning everything there is to know about writing scripts together,

for filming it and you're doing on such a low budget and you're still accomplishing it that when somebody does come to you down the road, they're gonna have, you're gonna be like, oh, we have all this at our disposal. You'll have all this stuff behind you. It's like stand-up comedy You know, I don't you know I get nervous. I get anxiety about shows But I know that I can just go on. I don't give a fuck who's on the show if they ask me to do a show

I'll just go do it. I don't have to wear before I would be like holy shit. I'd be petrified of Where I'm going who's on the show? Where's the show, how many people, blah, blah, that shit don't matter anymore. And that's the way you're gonna be, you know, on around 15 years, it'll want it happens. Right when Brendan has died of a heart attack and I have lost any youthful looks or glubrants to myself.

So I tell everybody, I love what you guys are doing. I love that you guys, you, and of of course can and too. I love that and the other people you have in the the last sketch you put up was fucking great with Mike V and Katie. Oh, the thanks everyone. Thank you. I thought that was awesome. I thought it was great We did that there's a fun story behind that because that was more of a, I think a product of good editing if I might lightly pat myself on the back here because we cobbled together. This is likely that we, we, we, we, we, we put together the story.

We only had somebody that is considered a partner showed up an hour and change late to the shoot There was only a three hour shoot under strict time regiment well over from partying Can you pause for one second? I'd like to I'd like to find out now somebody showed up late Over an hour late to a three-hour shoot who was one of the co-writers of this and it was wreaking of booze from being out till 4 a.m. the night before a shoot. I want the listeners to look at the backgrounds of these two days we have on today and judging just by the backgrounds the mattress up on the bureau.

Literally, the nightstand. Look at it on the corner of the nightstand. There's literally a mattress on the corner of a night stand. Hey, man, this is my story. This is why were you late? You fucking tub of shit. Well, because I have a lot of problems with people thinking that Fini's the only person that's making these sketches, I tend to drink, you know, just to just to because I have to curb my ego because I'm going, hey, we're making art. So I don't

care who thinks who's this Steve Jobs. I'll be whatever the fuck his name is. Tom Jobs. Tom Jobs is brother. No, it's whoever the fuck is name is. You had it right. Yeah, exactly. So when Netflix watches these skits and they're like off that guy Feenies great. No, whoever the fuck that other guy is he's good too. Yeah, yeah, except I'm showing up to the meetings hammered. But anyway, I got I got fucking, you know, I had a little party. I got a little hammered and then I left my phone in the Uber. So I had to call the Uber and ask him to bring my phone and then he was demanding $100 and I, you know, it was all fucking thing. And either way, I haven't gotten hammered since. So I think that was my bottom. That was what? Three weeks ago? Week before Thanksgiving. Yeah. You say you haven't gotten hammered. What does that mean?

You're still drinking, just not, not, so basically hammer drunk. You're still sucking off the teeth of alcoholism. Yeah, you're not, you're not guzzling. Yeah, I have a little hamster thing where I'm going, oh, oh, oh,

oh, little hamster cup. Good, yeah, good, good, good. You're still, you're still burying the pain. Little hamster cup. It's still burying the pain. Well, yeah, I have to because people are constantly insulting how I look where I live What my personality is like and my partnership with Fini This the understand that this is the greatest time of your life. Look at it. It's not where you live has not

If Fini lives in the same type of space that you live, he just takes care of it. He has to care about the wall that he doesn't play his album behind you, because he's an egomaniac, and some fucking some weird degree. I don't know if it's a degree he got at a community college for editing. Nationally accredited school graduate three years back to cum laude. But no, I understand what you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying that you're not saying you cleaned up a little bit. Shut the fuck up, Gabby. I do.

That's an enemy. He's so stupid. Gabby, the enemy. Literally, Emmy be here. Just Gabby, you did it. You did it, Shush. All you did was go, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you think that, get home a bit for him or what? No, I'm just the best part. Brennan, you don't even have to clean your whole room and apartment. All you have to clean is directly behind you so that when the camera's on you, it looks. Do you know that YKWD in the Ryakash Studios was literally blankets?

I bought blankets from Walmart, and I framed in the shot so it looked like we're in a studio. When in reality, we're in a corner of gnomes living room above the cellar. Like, you just have to frame in your shot, maybe shut the window so it doesn't look like Jesus is coming to get you. I hate you.

Well, he can. Those are with the curtains closed, actually. Yeah, it's a head of blackout curtains. Yeah, jeez. On your shirt. That's what I said. I just said that. I can't sleep fine, but mentally, Curtains closed actually. Blackout curtains. He had tears. That's what I said. I just said that I'm asleep. I'm asleep fine, but I mentally I can't sleep.

So like. And I'm glad that we pushed you to the edge and saw the other thing I'd like to talk. You're a rage. What is this? How dare you? I get invited to a show to show off my comedic talents and I just get torn down You know these Ellen comments are starting to look real good right now Listen saggle I will try to help okay. Don't drink it. Don't drink it away. Listen

This is Bailey's Listen This is Bailey's Zagolo are you you look like you lost a little weight I lost about 14 pounds Great and that's all from not getting drunk, right? It's from not getting drunk not eating like a piece of shit not eating late at night and Assistant intervention fuck you, you fuck you. You're fuck you, that's it. You're right.

Fuck you. What was the last time your rage came out on somebody? Have you seen that movie with Russell Crowe unhinged? No, I heard it's like an awesomely bad film. It's a terrible movie, but it is awesome. It's fucking ridiculous. You remind me of Russell Crowe. Like someday someone's gonna beep at you

and you're gonna go, hey, say sorry, and they're gonna go no, and then you're just gonna fucking kill everybody in their family. Well, yeah, I mean, of course, that's a good name for an album too, unless it's already been done, unhinged. Britain and Sagalo unhinged, right?

Was there an echo? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know either. I don't know, probably echoing. Am I echoing? Yeah, I think so. Yes, sir, when they get loud, it's a slight echo in your rinse.

I'm sorry, mush. Do you just say yes, sir? Mush? Yeah, shut up, Gabby. I've trained him good, OK? I'm actually saying yes, sir, to Bob. That sir was, was, Gabby, you shut the fuck, Gabby. I don't know what pep talk you got from somebody, but shut your face.

Yeah. Yeah, see? It's fun to lose your mind on people. Actually, Mike, there's a slight one on yours too. Me? Yes. Everyone who doesn't have headphones in. I'll put in headphones. But yeah, you know, I'm going to fucking snap because you know, I fucking, I got to clean up my life here. But it's hard. I'm trying the best I can. But that my bed frame snapping. I haven't gotten laid in a fucking minute.

Oh, long as I'm in the life, sweetheart. Yeah, yeah. It's going to be, it's going to be a long time. I'm not going to say, but it's going to be a long time very soon. Very soon, it's almost a trip around the sudden. Now, Brandon, around the sudden. Now, Brandon, I'm going to ask you this. Sagalo. Yeah. Are you? I like how I started like this and I'm like, yeah, he's good in a hat. All right. Do you see the, yeah, he does. Do you see the

bureau, all the shit on your bureau behind you? What's a bureau? The little desk. The little nightstand. Nightstand. And yes, do you see all that shit? Yes, clean it up, right? We'll see the mattress the way it's hanging on the nightstand. It's not. That's just the way, that's just like, it looks like that. Like, let's see. It just, it's the way it's, that's just the way that's just like it looks like that like It's just it's the way it's it's just hardened by jizz You have a backpack on a coat hanger Yes Backpack on a code I use that keyboard is by the way. How what? I'm used that keyboard is.

It's a new computer, baby. Hey, why do you have a backpack on a code hanger? I mean, what is this? What's happening here? Are we just gonna, why do I have, what do I have a robe? Ha ha ha ha, you know what dude? Ha ha ha ha, what do I have that?

Oh, here it comes. You're gonna save on me. Thank you. Thank you. Oh man, I'm just trying to help. I know. I'm gonna clean. Fini, I'm just trying to help him.

Unlike you, I feel like you're letting him go down this tunnel. No, I'm like, I'm changing him from within. Like you do in a relationship, I'm slowly nudging him like, Hey, you look good in hats. You should get a hat and all of a sudden he's like, I got a hat and everyone's been complimenting him on the hat.

I'm like boom, I'm solving the problem from within. All right. You know what, Fini? I'm like boom, I'm solving the problem from within. All right. You know what, Fini? That. So soon. What he did. He's going to shave soon too. Is that what he was saying?

No, I don't know. I can't. I can't shave. If I, if I shave, I'll look, I'll look horrible. I'll look like the top of your head, dude. I just can't. My head looks beautiful. What are you talking about?

Look at that. It's fucking gorgeous. I have a great bald head. You have no lumps. Yeah. I have no lumps. It's a gorgeous bald head. You know what that is?

You know what you just saw? You know, it's called confidence, a saggula. You don't have to tell us. It's what I have and what feeling I has too much of. I've got confidence. I know you do. You're I look feeny. I mean what you name again? Sagalo. You know, I love you. I think you're fucking hilarious. And the skits you guys did, you guys are doing are insane. I love them. hilarious. The acting's great. See, a lot of these little things that people do are exactly low. They're fucking, they just fall short, which shit, like the actors suck or,

you know, something happens or it's too fatty or they're trying to say something stupid. You guys are doing fucking great, great work with, and nobody's asking you to do it, which I love. Nobody's... I mean, you're not too. Yeah, I just want to say that. I'm too. And we're about to take a massive quality step forward

because yeah, boy, just picked up a Panasonic GH5S, which is atop of the line cinema camera. I have two of them. Do you? GH5S? I have GH5. I have GH5S and a GH5. The reason why you have the GH5

is because the stabilization is better than the GH5S because to get the low light on the GH5 is because the stabilization is better than the GH5S because they to get the low light on the GH5S, they took some of that room out for the stabilization. So, what's the low lighting is killer? Low lighting is killer on the GH5S, but the stabilization isn't as good. But I'm not talking about the GH5, it's like being on a gimbal. But I'm coming from a Canon 60D, which is like the shakiest DSLR ever. So I'm like, this feels like I'm on a gimbal just holding it. That's great. I mean, dude, if you ever want

to borrow some of my shit, you can borrow it. Sure. I would like to. Well, that sounded fucking. Hey, everyone, I have, you can borrow, I have a I would be so I sounded fucking Everyone like I'm like an empty No, I have You can borrow I have a whole gabby. How much shit do I have? It's insane This is like one of those things where you're like when you're like, oh, I'm having a you know I was like, oh, yeah, that barbecue again with those like steak tips you talk about that sounds like a fun thing And you're like dude come over anytime and you're like well I wouldn't know when the barbecue is on the side. You didn't invite me to a barbecue. You didn't invite me to his last barbecue. There's something going on with these barbecues.

It depends on who's available if it's like if you can get like just F and O and Keith and Colin and then like, oh, they're not around. The F and O's not invited anymore. Oh, no. Why? Because I invited him once and he didn't come. And then I, okay. And then the second time and then he didn't come.

So you're done. Once you get the second invite, you don't come. You're done. You're done. Because a lot of people just, a lot of people just want the invite. They don't want to come, they just want the invite. Now Gabby, you're one of those people, mush, you come to anything I do, you guys can come to mush last year,

mush Thanksgiving dinner mush, remember? Yes, sir. You made a whole doggy plate for him and everything. He made, what'd you say? Did you made a whole dog you played for him and everything. He may what'd you say? Did you made a whole dog you played for mush and everything just Mushprot one of his friends actually a friend of mine to Oscar his roommate and two very large Mexicans came to my house Large portion of the food. Just started playing cards in your kitchen.

You ever get your shit pushed in? Isn't that so too crazy feeling when you like I've had hard with user people come over and they bring a friend and then they bring a a portly pal with them and then all of a sudden you're like, oh, we don't have enough food for both of you. I yelled at fucking, I yelled at my wife last Thanksgiving because she was like, I'm going to make this, I go make a lot because mush is bringing his friend. She's like, this is going to be plenty. I go, you don't know, they eat like me. Extra fucking potatoes, make extra. And I remember at the end of the dinner, mush, we, you know, we were like, take some, you know, take it home, you know, and mush.

I mean, it was tribal shit. I don't know where he, he learned this from this great, great grandmother. I don't think he can start the turkey. He, he literally took the turkey carcass, the carcass. And we would like to take whatever you want. And the Turkey carcass was there. We were talking about like dark meat or white meat. He took the carcass, grabbed his hands,

and snapped its fucking spine, and snapped it again. So it would fit into a topwick container. He broke down like you heard and we were like, oh, we were all jumping. And this was dismantling like it's like, dude, you've murdered somebody. Did you do you do you make Turkey soup with it? Yeah, Bobby told me to take the bone so I'm in with a Trinity and make a soup and I did Yeah, and he's definitely dismembered a human being

The skill level that he dismembered off he took apart that turkey carcass like I've never seen I mean wolves would be impressed He did it with zero emotion to You did it with zero emotion too. I'm just not dressing something and the sun was coming down. He snapped that fucker apart and it was not. I was so, but it was a good feeling for us because there was nothing left. He started, he started talking about Phil Collins career while he was doing it. You know, actually, most people, remember from American Psycho?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, whatever, dude. I do remember that was actually a good reference That's a men call bracelets wristbeats. Yeah. Jewelry hanger. Do you have anal beads for your wrist on your on your door knob? But so you went to your mother's on Thursday and then your father what meal was better mother your father had to be your mother My dad's meal was better. Yeah, wow my mom My mom took more meal. Yeah, well my mom's not she has never been a good cook

That's why I grew up eating McDonald's and Chinese food You know everybody talks about home cooking and I was like oh you mean our bees You know everybody talks about home cooking and I was like oh you mean our bees Should I put that in my act I'll talk to you again. I think you I think you just dig your act All right now I just got like one or two more these Is this anything? What And usually and and Fini you were home and Gabby you where were you and Brooklyn?

Well, everyone in my family has antibodies now, so we had an antibody only They don't cook nobody there cooks you guys Never yeah, our uncle is a chef and he cooks everything. Oh wow. Yeah, that's like Uh, exactly. What they I've never had a home cooked meal in my entire life. My dad used to make us omelets And he would put mustard in them. I'm like, you're so see all that That's the most I've gotten so rock star. He's used to walking into a fucking buffet Sure, but what twisted human My feeny froze feeny froze with it. Is he frozen? Yeah, look at Feeny froze with a dumb face

That's the face that's It froze right as she was like my dad made made omelets and then it just stayed there. And I'm like, and damn it. Yeah, he would put mustard and omelets. That's the last memory I have of a home cooked meal. As far as what rock stars are mixing things with, I think that's fine. Sure. I mean, he was on coke while he did it. Mr.

right. I informed the decision. I call this the speed ball of eggs. Am I right? My six year old twins? But, um, Skatty, you don't have home cooked meals. That's crazy. No, we go out to dinner and we're ordering every single meal.

And my hands don't. Yeah, my parents don't eat during the day. So nobody uses the oven in your house. No. No. It's probably a $10,000 fucking oven. My dad drinks one muscle milk at noon and then doesn't eat till 10 p.m. Jesus Christ. What does he eat at 10 p.m.? Like a sea. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I was starving. What is he up for a meal? He has a piece of chicken and spinach. Do you notice that when you have a home cooked meal, I'm always way less disgusted full. You know, whenever we order, take out. I eat it, and then even if it's something I want, I always feel awful. I've eaten too much, but every time it's you're eating at home, even though it's a pain in the ass to do it, everything. It's like I never feel as gross full ever when I'm home. Yeah.

Yeah, that's what you're not putting like the shit in it. Sorry. Yeah, it pizza. Dejorno. We have. Is it Papa John's? It's of course. I put a Papa John's and millions and millions of dollars to get everyone to remember that and brush. Dejorno. Pa pa pa pa burger king. Burger Burger King. Burger Burger King. Um, Mike's brother ordered eight, uh, fucking Chicago. Uh, what is it?

Lou Milanese, uh, pizzas to the, the house in Tennessee. And I have to say the deep dish, and I, I, I just have to say that, pizzas to the house in Tennessee. And I have to say, the deep dish, and I just have to say that Chicago pizza is just no good. It's a pizza, it's a casserole. It's a fucking casserole pie. Yeah, and the fact that they get so much pride in their pizza,

it bugs me, because it's like, listen, if you call it something else, we can all get behind pride in their pizza. It bugs me because it's like, listen, if you call it something else, we can all get behind it in some way. Yeah, I think the idea of pie, they're like pizza pie, that almost kind of gives more of a thing, but they also, there's so much sauce on it. It's just like a sauce on the lot of, yeah, call it a sauce soup and an edible bowl.

That's all it is, sauce soup, sauce soup and an edible bowl. That's all it is. Sauce soup. Sauce soup and an edible bowl. I mean, it was good. Don't get me wrong. It's all right, but it's like, I mean, you know, I mean, anything with bread, sauce, and fucking cheese on it, it's gonna be good, but it's just not a pizza, man.

Finn crossed all day, baby. Yeah, and I hate this. And I'd like, you know, like fucking Philly and their cheese steak, it's like, or steak and cheese, I like to call it. It's just, I do love a cheese steak. They have good ones, but it's not the places that you go to. I mean, I think Boston has a fucking,

if a cheese steak is good as any fucking Philly place. I just put, there's a location that does like these, like artisanal cheese steaks that's right near Philly Helium, the next time you go to Helium, it's like, what's called your Philly Helium? You're nervous, Chubby. Sorry. Actually, I got writing your fingernails.

I got this fingernail stuff to like put on my finger so that I don't bite that like candy. God, like with sugar. I got candy cane nail polish for my fingernails. Get a brisket nail polish is what is it? What is it taste like? It tastes very bitter.

It tastes like very like it's, it's, it makes sure it's like spicy kind of, but like bad. It's, it's not good, but I am getting used to it. So that's a problem. I'm like starting to enjoy it. Yeah, a chubby guy I can contest to that. Chubby people get used to anything. Yeah, yeah. We'll fucking.

Yeah, I can, I can, I can be to that. Chubby people get used to anything. Yeah, yeah, we'll fucking, yeah. I can put it on your eggs. Painting his eggs with that? Yeah, it's like a, what are those things? It's in his arm. Baster? Yeah, it's a baster. Should I put it on right now? I think you should put it on right now.

I'm gonna see you paint your nails. Literally biting your fingernails. Like I've watched you bite them like four times. Well, you know, you would bite your fingernails too if you hated your life. So me? I've hated my life. I've hated my life. Life. It's before you were born. Yeah. I look at you're not talking to Fini who's loved doesn't understand why he's not more successful. He's kind of fucking genie when he was little or something.

No, he didn't. Yeah, all I had to go through, what do you mean? What are you talking about? I don't know, man. No, what are you mean? What are you talking about? I don't know, man. No, what are you saying? Say it. He's got a great life. He's got a great life and I fucking slept

with a warlock's wife. And, you know, I'm balding and I'm fat and I live in squalor and I have roommates and, you know, but hey, I'm pretty fucking funny. Yeah. That's all that matters. You're a pretty good guy. You need stepped in shit life wise.

No, he's got a better life than you. Right now, yes. I feel that right now, like someday he's gonna unhinder I'm gonna surpass him. Either I'm gonna surpass him or he's gonna come down to my level. Something's gonna happen. I'll make sure of it.

You don't like where it is right now. My life, are you jealous of Fini in his life? I'm jealous of literally every single person that isn't me. That's insane. No, I'm kidding. I'm not jealous of Fini. I'm envious of his life.

He's got a good life. He's got a great wife. He's got a great dog He's got no kids. He's got a great apartment. You got you don't have kids Not that I know of I was getting I was getting the tent top He's adding stuff that he has to You got your hands on the white. What else does he have that you're jealous of? The guitar in the back. I have a guitar, but I just don't, it's, you know, it's not in my apartment. It's somewhere.

I'm a towel instead of your guitar. Yeah. No, I'm not, you know, I just, I have a long ways away. Let's, what do you mean a long ways away? Just, what is Fini have that you don't have? Good. Yeah, I just said more things. I'm great hair. Okay, great. Yeah, line. Good. I got good teeth. Okay. He's not fat. Okay, he's not fat and he's got good hair. What else?

I just said everything. What else? He's got a wife. Okay. He's got a good dog. He's just great. He's a great apartment man. I don't know.

He's good at editing. You know, good married. Great album. Yeah. Mediocre. Ab visionary. Stop adding stuff. This is.

He's an amazing. He's a visionary. You can't call yourself a visionary. No, it's his word. It's on the tip of his tongue. I'm like, are you one? He's a visionary? He has a good album. It's funny though that you can be friends. This business is such a weird business because you can be friends. This business is such a weird business because you can be friends with somebody,

but you envy, like somebody is always above you or kind of beneath you and people, well that doesn't exist, but it does exist. Like some people have more shit than you have at certain points and it's you have it's always there. You know what I mean? Like I have friends who have way more shit than me. They're more famous or more money and can do more things. And that's not that bad. Yeah.

Oh, Fini really loves himself. Doesn't he? It's funny that people, well, that's not helping Greg, but I, that's more of a, that's, you know, there's stuff. But I think it's a, I think it's a delicate balance in this business. It's it's you can't just be all self-effacing the entire time because then if you're like, I suck, I stink at everything. Then people are like, I don't know, I guess he does. I thought he was taught me, but I mean, for the most part, I'm just I'm just kidding around. Like I fucking I'm very

lucky for my life. I have my health for the most part, you know, but it's so hard to like, you know, I like making fun of myself. It's because it stops people. I get to do it before they do. What just scared you? I just dropped. I dropped his fucking... I dropped it in the house.

I just dropped it in the house. I dropped it in the house. I just got a little haunting my apartment. Fini has no nervous bad habits. I do know what you bite me. What is you bite you nails? Yeah, just never on camera. That would be embarrassing.

But I do bite my nails. I never got nails, too. What is you bite your nails? Yeah, just never on camera. That would be embarrassing. I But I do I do bite my nails. I Never got nail biting dude nail biting is such a weird fucking. You know what it is It's like you get an edge and then it's like it's too sharp And I like when it's smooth and you got to keep fucking you know, dude I cut it just by a nail file and that's a real game changer But now I look like I'm just mad at a hair salon waiting for someone to do something You guys well, I mean now all this stuff because you guys seem to be pumping out a lot of shit during this pandemic

Has any of it popped as any Does anybody come to you and been like, look, we're going to do some stuff? Not industry-wise. They're still very unaware of our existence. However, we've had some videos like blow up, especially on TikTok too. Some of them have a few hundred thousand views and stuff like that, which has been nice. But that's what's so funny. It's like on every social media platform, they're all YouTube. It's like on every social media platform, they're all like YouTube, it's like just throw it out the window

because nobody wants short-form content on YouTube. So that's just kind of like there as like a posterity thing. But Instagram, you know, they're, they're hit or miss depending upon when the algorithm decides people get to fucking see it or whatever. But and then Twitter, it's just, yes, Twitter is some of them do really well actually. Yeah, and fucking Instagram, I believe,

they shadow ban you if you do something that don't like or somebody reports you. And then it takes days and weeks to get off of that. Mon, I'm currently in the throes of that. I mean, I don't like saying shadow ban because it seems such like a queasy thing to be like, I'm too edgy and so I was Shadowband But I for like the last two full months

Because you can check your analytics my like engagements followers Everything has like gone like either plateaued or kind of gone down So then people were like oh the way to reset it is you take like five days off of Instagram and that like reset your account. So I just took five days off. I was off from Wednesday until yesterday and then I posted our sketch that we did yesterday and it has not only not fixed the shadow band, it has the lowest engagement of any video I've posted in the last year. What is the video you posted?

You see? You didn't even see it because it didn't show it to you. We did a video of we did and we did it It was even like topical too. It's about we did a commercial for the drug commercial for the first vaccine that was out called Wheretex? Can we can we bring that up mush and let's watch that It's on any of our of our little STEM ideas, I think. I'm having a lot of fun. Yeah, it's a great deal, that's it.

With Sam Evans and Lenny from New York Comedy Club. Yeah. Here we go. Dean is a disease unlike any of the world has ever seen. But now it's time to fight back. With weartex, I created weartex after seeing how long it was taking Pfizer and Moderna to come up with a vaccine. The results speak for themselves.

Like many of you, I had my reservations about taking the vaccine, but I didn't do it for me. I didn't to keep my abuela safe. When I had COVID, I lost my sense of smell and taste. But after just a few days taking wear-tex, it worked back. Of course, I've since started losing all my other senses, but I assume that's unrelated. But wear- was okay. But, wear text is just a strong, of adjuvants, proteins, drywall, enzymes, and the stuff that makes the fur under a dog's eyes red. I was a little bit confused when it could be among the first people to take wear text,

but I trusted in science, and it's really painful. I feel great. Don't take wear text if you are overweight, as it may cause serious life-threatening side effects. Wait, what was that last part? Stop taking wear texttext. Now I feel nothing. File. Weartex, four out of five doctors say they would not recommend it, but I'm the fifth and I say it's totally cool.

So get your vaccine today. Glad it's fun. Yeah, good. You're muted Bobby. I don't think it was the shadow band on that one. I think that's sometimes she's got a, let me tell you something that Spanish girl. Who we? She's beautiful. Yeah, she's really is. She's a, she's a, she works at New York comedy club and she's also an actress. She's moving L.A. She'll be super famous momentarily. And she actually does all the makeup. She did the makeup for that and some of the other stuff that we made. It was really.

Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes you know why that didn't get picked up is because any one of these fucking crazy left wing, you know, this is false information. If they report that as false information, it goes, it just goes bye bye. Anything on COVID or even joking around, they don't want anything to do with. They don't want, they just, some a third party reviews it and they're like, yeah, no, that's bad. Fuck it. Bye. I got to tell you what. I mean, kittens, what you should do to fucking see if you're shadow band, write a sketch with kittens and puppies and just make it adorable.

Make it not just stupid crazy stuff about kittens and puppies and put it up and see what happens with it. Okay, it's not a bad idea. We could do something like a shadow band test that was the next question. That would be, but here's the thing, my fear is that it would like blow up there

in proving that we were never shadow bands. That would be pretty hurtful. So I think we were narrative that we're being, like we're under like, you know, the man is a lot better for my. Yeah, so that way if you videos think it's not you. Yeah, yeah. I really like the video. I mean, no, no.

Real quick Bobby, we're a little past an hour. Yeah. Well, listen guys, yeah, we got to wrap up. I highly suggest, my pick. Well, listen guys. Yeah, we got to wrap up. Um, I highly suggest I my pick is you three plus cannon for the fucking next mother fuckers. I think you guys are hilarious. And the good part about it is that you guys are all fucking funny standups. You know, it's not like you're just writing these sketches and acting and being goofy and funny and putting this great content

out there for free by the way, but you guys all murder on stage too. You did your album, you did your special recently, Canon, you guys are all killers on stage, which, I love that fucking, that triple threat shit. You can stand up right and act. To me, it's like, you know, I hate when somebody makes it and they only get one good thing.

They're good at a fucking TikTok. Oh, fuck your mother. And then you see the matter. An improv selling out nine shows and they only got 15 minutes and they got a higher ahead line to go up after them They lip sync the headliner So I think you guys are fucking make sure you check them out Saga low, what do you got where can people check you out at Brendan's tag below on Twitter and Instagram follow me there. Listen to my podcast garbage days as well as me, Fini and Canon's podcast.

What's the scenario at patreon.com slash scenario pod. And that's it now. It's been coming soon. Yes. Oh, you have a big announcement. What are you doing? T's T's T's T's T's T's T's. Yeah.

What do I know the announcement? Yeah, but you do it. But we it's it's it's not official yet, but you do know What about you? What do you got Fien? Irish goodbye podcast every Monday comes out everywhere you can watch it YouTube and stuff and then yeah Go watch my Comedy album special there on YouTube raging against the routine. You could also listen to it anywhere that you listen to there on YouTube, raging against the routine. You could also listen to it anywhere that you listen to comedy and I had I am Mike Phenium on social media. Share the videos. Watch the video. We are like 17 weeks in now of a new video every single week. We're gonna do an extra 10 right now for Patreon only people. Mike has some

some topics we're gonna talk about. Mike, what are the topics before we give Gabby and you a little your thing there Everyone this week has been talking about Dave Chappelle Talking about having his rights on Netflix and HBO and having them pull the strip hell show from there Okay, that sounds like a good topic. I like that and Gabby, what do you got? You can follow me on Instagram and Twitter at Gabby is Brian I have a comedy newsletter

that I put out every month, that's just comedy essays, and you could subscribe to that in my bio, and that's it. And I have a podcast called, I have a podcast called, Unabashed Podcast. Oh, usually you have like 15 things you're doing. Well, you can find it from patreon.com. It's patreon.com slash.

And I have a website if you want to just, kind of, peruse that, and it's patreon.com slash kind of dashed and I'm a website if you want to just pull a kind of Peru's that and that's about it. Gabby was then one of our sketches and she killed it. Watch this mush. What do you got? Follow me at my feesware as on Instagram and watch me Greg Stone and Anthony DeVito recap the Mandalorian every week. Are you two? Are you on a podcast with them now? We just do a YouTube recap of the

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