Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - More Fire

Episode Date: December 7, 2015

This week on ykwd: We have Dan Soder, Luis J Gomez, Kelly Fastuca, and Emma Willmann! We start off by getting to know Emma, who is a very talented, interesting young comic. Then we do a little debrief of a controversial episode of Opie and Jimmy that had aired just hours earlier (W/ Esther Ku), and round out the show with a little #AskLuis! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This is not taking off got taken off. They wouldn't give me the rights. You went to fucking Coachella And you came back with this intro buddy You want to expand it to you? Yeah, could you do it not like a cab driver and call him buddy? Hey cap buddy, buddy. I don't go to the Queens. I have no problem, buddy, no I did. Buddy, you want to know how to broadcast, buddy? You might fuck a Jamie Masala. Yeah, all right.

God rest his soul. I didn't know that. Oh no, he's so alive. Hey, he's alive. Yeah, I was thinking of Lucian from the show. He's more like Count Dracula. You killed, but you can not work the club. Look at my finger.

Listen, the reason why we had a rid of it, the song got flagged on YouTube. They have algorithms in the song. So if you play the whole song like a chunk of it, the algorithms in the song. So if you play the whole song like a chunk of it the algorithms in the song Flag it we have to take the video down and re-edited blah blah blah. It's called a flag it I think we just saw a new insight into your side podcast called music math with Bobby Algo rhythm. I like what you did there, but I would cut it from the final product. Okay, you guys done, because I don't want to make sure I don't talk too much on my podcasts. You can't take my ball and go home Bobby.

We had a guy that really, I blogged him once a week, twice a week. It's funny though, because he keeps having to come up with new names, and he came up with one just to troll, which I was kind of funny and then I blocked him but it was name was troll Which is pretty funny, but then there's this other guy that he doesn't bother me. I think that guy's actually funny Because his thing is Bob Brawker. He talks 99% of the time and then he does ads one percent of the time Yeah, which is funny because he's telling me not to talk on my show so much. Yeah, which is hilarious to me I think it's just funny But if he really listens to the whole show and then actually it's like fuck yeah again

I think he's getting disappointed. I think that's even funnier, but the guy who bug me this fucking guy He said he goes, if Dan, Joe, and I think Lewis, I think he said you too. Probably, because I have some little bit of it. Dan, Joe, Lewis, we're the 18. Yeah. We come in, when you know. Well, they, he said if it's, why don't you have a podcast

with those guys talking about how good it used to be. That's funny. Well, as you said, as you talk about my alcoholism, or your own show, with me, you and Joe talking about how good it used to be. But then it's funny. Well, it's just the minute I talk about my alcoholism or my own show. It's me, you and Joe, talking about the old days of YKWN. It's called, it's called, The Regulars.

It's called, do you remember, dude? Red Minus indeed. But he, I was just fogging with him. I got, I got, I got, I got, go fuck yourself with the smiley face, you know what I mean? But then he wrote back something, but he forgot the word how, so a red wrong, so I wrote, you forgot the word how.

And I'm just, but I'm looking at him like, okay, I understand the guy that has, you know, gets the sexy chick thing face, so I think that he thinks that I think it's a sexy girl, and it's not, or the guy who does the troll, I get that guy, that guy's just a fucking prick, and it's kind of funny, but this guy, I looked at this thing, he's got a kid. You know, it's like you spend it to you.

Listen, bro. Yeah, that's one fucking tweet. I get it. But don't, don't make it your life. Go spend time with you. Yeah. And then here's what he does. He's now goading us into wishing death upon his kids. And that's not cool. Well, that's the school of los Jacobos. Don't come at me with pictures of your kid. Now, all your kid ugly. Now I'm going to find out where your kid goes to school. Now, I got to find out where your kid's most vulnerable. Is it when he's walking home? Maybe he's got a peanut allergy. Maybe that menu is going to get changed when I give him my real ass diet. I'm going to get his kid hooked on drugs. I'm going to do the after

school. They have the the Kalamani crystal. Real quick, go through the room and introduce everybody. All right, we have the Lewis J. Gomez, the Puerto Rican Rados. Real ass dude. The return. The whitehead reading podcast is whole once again. Buddy, you've already, you're here a couple weeks ago.

You do, that was a special, yeah, right? Let's put this fucking ass hole dead, okay? He booked me now, because he knows you want to do another Christmas special. He's like, I can't make it that obvious that I only want Lewis on the live shows No, that's not true. Oh fuck yourself. Is that true? I said get loose. Yeah, I want to lose and here's the other thing. It's so funny because Bobby is a Nazi everyone knows this It's the most the most I've never I've been in the studio this all long has been said been a white hit a beauty I haven't been in the studio

since it was redone right that is wait stop do you like it I think it's beautiful here's what's funny to me okay Bob Kelly yeah that's me he's the only one with a crazy fucking robot arm Mike stand his headphones are top of the line yeah $400 fuck yeah and look all shit, but it's still kind of crazy. Do you want the backstory? No. No. No.

All right, I'll give you the backstory. This is the reality of it. This is sad. We could only afford one of these microphones. All right. And the headphones were actually given to me from OP and, OP and Jim. I was on there, I told OP, I go, you're a millionaire,

get me bows, I want some bows for my birthday. And he was like, he gave me these because they sponsored their show. Not this show, they sponsored their show. So I got these for free, this was the only way we could for, we're gonna actually take the donation money and buy another one for that So in a round

No, that's it. So in a couple years my head lends itself to be called And a couple years we'll have enough money to actually complete the so there you go There you go. It's money. Who else we got then we got Dan Soder. Hi I'm not gonna complain about the question. I could you cover Dan and I just want to say I'm happy to be here Guys, thank you. There's your camera right here. Okay. Hey, hello. And we have Kelly Fistuka here.

Hi, Mae, how are you? What are you doing? Well, nothing. What are you doing? I'm gonna bite the back of your arm. That's right, I'm gonna go. I'm really hot. I want to put my shirt on, but I love him.

I think you look cute, babe. No, I feel terrible. Maybe it's just not big. If I was in shape like a little, maybe I'd be falling you to be too, but I think I like it. But finally in cute, babe. No, I feel terrible. Maybe it's just I'm big. If I was in shape, I'd be falling you, W.I.T.T.T.T., but I think I like it. But finally in sync, man. And then we were, she's showing the tone.

Yeah. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. I don't know who that is. Here's the fat one from in sync. All right. All right. Ha-ha-ha-ha. How happy are you, you got fucking fatone, right? OK, what are you got fucking for tone right?

Yeah, what do you got lastly first time in the show very funny comedian Emma Wilman what's going on? What's up? I'm doing Boy in the corner of the room It's a joke we bust balls on this show that's what we do I mean look like a young boy I thought you as this comic I did a tour in Iceland with. People must say anytime it's a girl that's like androgynous or a guy for that matter too. They're always like oh you look like that No matter the age what it they always just there's a but a lot of times the people are really ugly. Yeah, so you're Appreciate it. Yeah, sometimes even on Twitter people will be like oh all my friends say we look alike and then I just can't comment. Because I'm like, well, do I look like I suck them? Because you look awful.

She's a nice. I love the idea for a real ass diet. That's a good idea. Yeah. What was that for a while? Yeah, and I started commenting in Boston. So I started at Dick and Kathy Dirty's. Oh my God.

Kathy used to talk about you. Is it actually Dick and Kathy's now, or is it just Dick's? It's also I have a cold. I don't usually sound like this it dick I can't rain Tumer and you sick, but he got a new they got two new rooms now. It's called the comedy dead in Comedy Dan real. How's he doing? I don't know Dictority you guys don't know about him. He's a comedy Motherfuckin legend back in Boston, but he had the rooms that we all started

He had the comedy vault. It was literally in a bank shutdown. An old bank that was in the basement of... I wish pub. Yeah, we used to do comedy there. That was the... That was a plan from there for throwing potatoes at people. They always did it all the time.

Yeah, the thing about potatoes in the back. Yeah, Joe got banned. It's a great story. That's what that Joe used to reference when we first started hanging out. We both moved to New York. He would, Dictority would be a punchline all the time. That's great. That I would make fun of them because no one else knew what the fuck he was talking about. But he'd be like, look, that's fucking Dictority's head shot.

I don't know who that is. That reference is lost on me. So I kind of can't. Yeah, he was a. He's got a temper. Who, Dictority? Yeah. No, Joe Liss.

Joe Liss. He's an angry, like a man. Bobby, Bobby, call me a Bobby. I want you to go to Hong Kong for me. Yeah. $800 for 17 shows. Let's have a vine your business class. And I find out that it was, you know, they were paying them five grand

He was paying me eight you're gonna go with them. No, no, no, no, he was why is my mic fucking sound low? What's going on? Are you are you looking what oh there it is? Sorry, is that it? Yeah, there you go His buttons are always being touched here. No, I didn't go with him. He it was just a gig I love dick. He gave me he was just a gig. I loved it. He gave me, he was the first guy to headline me. First guy to give me a fucking shot. So he would take guys that, you know, OK, you're ready to headline.

And then headline you, but he'd pay your shit. Right. But whatever. But he was always sweet to me. He always pushed you. Like, I remember Kathy one time, she's like, how much money minutes do you have? And I said 15 or something.

She's like, all right, I want you to stay on for 25. What booker says that? Yeah, well they said that because you know, they probably had learned it and show up Yeah, I paid the headliner 50 bucks, right? Yeah, there's hiding my Boycottting that false hope like now we believe in you What is that Emma finished a wrecked after 15 just that on the stool? I'm gonna come off now That's how you have a good off stage. just sad on the stool. Yeah, I'm here That's how you have to get off stage. I still didn't get banned. I want to leave now. I So anyways, yeah, Dictators great, but I want to talk about this really

You guys the O and A shit today was pretty fun crazy. Well, I mean, I have to talk about it. Opin Jim stuff Opin Jim. Oh, being Jim. Yeah, I know that oh, oh, oh, it was caused because of me I took about the good old days Yeah, you got to get it in before everyone switches the Anthony show at four This one's only fun this one's free Fucking seven bucks every fucking seven bucks. I mean, I know many of his fans had to go to their mothers and go, can I have seven bucks a month? Mark, can I use your credit card?

What happened? Well, you know, OP and Jim kind of had it out today on the air. But, you know, Astakoo fucking, oh my God, a she an instigator. That's so funny, isn't she? I love Astar. And I don't think she realized what she was getting into. It's so funny to list because I listened to some of it on YouTube. And listening to her be in the middle of this fucking. She's in the middle of like this bit, like it all came before she had to be like 15 years of knowing each each other a lot of things that have never been said on air or off the air and then fucking

Esther who was just sitting there with their shitty left just that I know we're just chiming in with fucking just girl Pointed. Yeah, where she'd be like so is this real? Come on you guys, they're beating Come on you guys, that's their beat it. Don't you bathroom and don't come back. That's what you get. That's like a girl trying to break up a bar fight. Or she's like, guys, you have to get the fuck out of the way and let them go. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys at me, look at me, look at me, look at me.

That's tonight. I really love that, sir. I think she's so hot. You think she's hot? Oh, dirty nits, right, sir. Dude, I want her to shit in my mouth. Hang on, that's fucking crazy. You think she's hot?

You think she's hot? She's hot. She's smoking it, sir. The extra three points. Here's what that does. That just kicks it into like... Yeah, that just hits it in and I'm gonna probably fuck this Asian chick. You think she's hot for comedian, you think she's hot for like normal girls? She's hot hot.

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You gotta see this Asian girl, I got the other rule. Real smoke show. Hey, dealin' with chick this smoke show out. You guys Jimmy, you done jamming? Wanna see this girl? She, she may have to read it on OP engine. What are you talking about? What? Check this smoke show out you guys Jimmy you done jamming want to see this girl She mastered on OP What he's talking about yeah, I heard that one It is a good yeah if you pull up effect deep who can do this on one of her podcasts

She master I think she doesn't all of them she masterbates at the end of it. That's hilarious Funny Wow, I never thought of a great joke like that. We should listen and laugh at that. Ha ha ha. I should go into the bathroom and take a listen. I feel like I'm gonna get this laughter out of me right now. What a trick.

What a great trick. Can you imagine if Jay and I just jerked off at the end of the bonfire? Oh, you're gonna finish, dude. You can finish? Jay having to hold his gun to me back. That Jay would take 30 minutes. I'm gonna go home.

I'm gonna go home right now. Yeah, why? It is a really double standard, isn't it? Yeah. Hey, I think we got to get a way to finish this episode. What we fucking finger fuck Kelly Oh no no no We promised you a lot of fingers

Do they go where you putting your hands in the huddle? One two three Kelly's pussy Whoa Bundee Bundee, I was even saying Bundee Holy shit I heard the one where she did a did on opian Anthony when she came and I didn't believe her I don't think it was real because she came too quickly and she made those sounds that girls make when they're faking I saw was it a real like the sound that you would probably make when you really come, you're the first day. Get in the way, get in the way!

Are you ready? Are you ready? It's not a bad day to see me live. You're gonna go everywhere live. I'm a dead of bitch. I'm a dead of bitch. Put me in the mouth. Put me right now. It's not a Damon inside me. Yeah, she put the six-cooking in.

Oh, so you're like that, Laca. I don't like drinking that pung with Australian accent. I don't like that. I don't like that. You can get fangs with those trillionaires. I don't like that. I don't like that that douchebag with the kid is right. It was a way better show with you two fucking loads of drugs. This show really became fucking skimmed without you fucking fucking. It's silly so much arisen? Oh, no.

It's Sean can do. Jesus Christ. There we go. You fucking losers had to go become famous. No. No. So, well, what are you doing? Yeah, I just pissed off Scope when apparently that got me kicked off a show.

How is that fucking possible? I pissed off Chris Scope, oh, you kicked off of something. I got a lot of power, though. Not on the microphone, fuckface. Yeah, I'm like jumping into this one. Yes! Oh, yes! So, yeah, I guess... Well, that was so much fun.

I came... I can't get the fucking 19 figures in her vagina. I'm right here. Just doing one of those fucking fans to make the cut out. Raise the kids' team engines going back to the day. Just hearing a command of her nose and ass hole. All right, listen. Here's a...

You all right, honey? Am I good? He's looking at me like, let it out. I agree to. So, a weird family reunion. As to Koo came on the show and just basically, right out of the gate, just kind of, you know, lit the fire. She said, oh, I went on the Anthony, you're a friend to Anthony's show. Which is, is that bad?

That's the equivalent of a girl at a bar going up being like, this guy just bought me a drink and he's like so muscular. You know that guy you're gonna fight with? And then he that sued you? He just bought me a drink. He just bought me a drink. No, he's really cool. You don't even know.

You guys are friends though. You guys are cool, right? Are you guys cool? Well, he kind of let it go, but then I think the question was, I think Jimmy was like, you're gonna talk to Aunt at the Pachuso Nil doc. Oh, I gotta say this really quick, because last week I fucking ranted about, because I wasn't

asked to do an interview for the Patrice O'Neil documentary. Wow. And I wasn't asked even to, you know, no one called me about the Patrice benefit. Hey, you want to come on? Because they can't get the wide shot. How do you want to um, that's pretty good. You know what though? I didn't like the act out. That's what maybe not like it. You went like this. I can see that.

Boo. And all I can say is I'm just the, I'm the first base up. Yeah. So I'm just saying the checks went. I was like, I'm actually the, I'm the, I'm the, and he went the wide shot. I didn't say that. Fuck you. How bonnets. That's gross. And he went the wide shot. I didn't see that. Fuck you, Cal Bonet.

That's gross. That's gross. He lets Dave know that Dave's watching. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, Oh, he's so thin. So then apparently he said, you know, and then, you know, all of a sudden,

I'm not fucking talking to him, you know, he said, so, you know, whatever, he said, you know, he did some shit that really was deceitful. And then it got into the sink. But, I'm not gonna repeat it because I don't, I didn't listen to it. I don't know exactly what was said. I don't want to misquote anybody. You should listen to it if you're a fan or if you like fucking crazy radio or, but I think it's the best thing that ever could happen.

Absolutely. I think having it out on the fucking air and letting it out and letting the fucking air, yeah, the tension, letting it out of the room and now it's gone. Now these two can show the fuck up and when somebody does something you can say it. Yeah. Because you're starting square. does something you can say it. Yeah.

Because you're starting square. It's a getting caught cheating. Yeah. Okay. Nobody wants to get caught cheating. But when you do, you feel so good. I've never cheated. The clown.

The clown. I'm talking about tests. The clown is gone. You're a dark thing that's over you all the time, all the lies and all the plates that have spent in, it's gone. You can finally just say, fuck it, I'm out. That, it is a great feeling.

Like, now that I'm like broken up with B and I don't have all of these lies that I'm living, just like walk around like in life and just like be honest about everything. Yeah, what if you get caught cheating and you want to be with the person that caught you? Cause I've cheated before, but then I didn't want to actually end the relationship.

I was just cheating. You're just cheating just to cheat. Just cheat, just to cheat. Just cheat, just to cheat. Then you feel bad. No, I fucked up, I fucked up. Yeah. Well, you get caught cheating and then you still want to cheat?

Well, so you get caught cheating, but then you, it's not like all the clouds have been lifted because then you got to deal with trying to get the person back that caught you. No, because if you get, here's the thing though. I understand that, but the fact that you don't have to walk around and the world is 100% is like, oh, there's something. Yeah, it's like running a business. It's really relieving about that.

Yeah, so we don't know if that's a word, relieving. It is. It is, definitely. You don't have to worry about that. I knew that was a word. This is what I love about Louis though. He's dumb in so many ways, but he's pretty smart, like regular. Yeah, he's an intelligent.

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hide my phone, I can walk down the street and not, you know, I can just be me again. But what happened with these guys is that they finally can, now you can just show up and it's just gone. All the fucking tension, all the resentment is out. Having resentment against somebody is one of the worst things. Always gonna show up tomorrow and shoot Jim in the head. Whoa, never mind. Attention wasn't gone. Tragedy and serious XM, famed host,

Greg open you, murdered three in the blaze of blood. James Norton, Sam Roberts and and Eric Mangle, all dead. I think it's great. I mean, look, man, anytime you have a problem with something, I try to call them. Yeah. And just have it out. Yeah, I'm just getting out. Unless it names Joe D'Arosa.

I call it We Talked. I know, I remember that. We finally talked. But once you guys talked, that's exactly what you were talking about. Well, it was, you know, we have, of course. I mean, look, I have, I try to let go of that shit cuz i don't want to i don't want to think about people when i hit my pillow yeah i don't want to go to bed you know i mean i think you meant literally when you hit your pillow

there it's eight thirty punch and pull out time there there there there there there there there there there i think of the whole dead i got to clear my mind i don't want to think of anybody god get the get the kid down the other room, it's punching ball down. Get the kid down the other room, it's punching ball down. Get the kid down the other room, it's punching ball down. Get the kid down the other room, it's punching ball down. Get the kid down the other room, it's punching ball down. Get the kid down the other room, it's punching ball down.

Get the kid down the other room, it's punching ball down. Get the kid down the other room, it's punching ball down. Get the kid down the other room, it's punching ball down. Get the kid down the other room, it's punching ball down. Get the kid down the other room, it's punching ball down. Get the kid down the other room, it's punching ball down. Get the kid down the other room, it's punching ball down. Get the kid down the other room, it's punching ball down. Get the kid down the other room, it's punching ball down. Get the kid down the other room, it's the new Bob. Uh, huh, but yeah, it was pretty intense to listen to. Yeah, it was, I only got halfway through it, but it was really. How long was the fight? About an hour and forty five.

Oh shit. Oh shit. You know, I think it's the whole thing. I think it was just an excuse for them to not bring Dante in. Yeah. He came in. Oh, he came in, okay. Yeah, he came in.

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That's great to learn how to lick you. I mean, I'd rather like I'd rather just Google it Yeah, how do you pussy? I don't get clients It's not actually teacher how to eat pussy what he does is he teaches you how to Train your woman for a lack of Make you a bitch won't you yeah, is it how to pick up women because I've heard of people woman for a lack of a guy. Make your bitch want you. Yeah. Is it had to pick up women?

Because I've heard of people paying for that. Kind of. It's all that. Like if you go to him if you're a dude, let's say you're fucking nerdy and kid like Deepu, right? And he's having trouble getting hot chicks or anything. Or even if he's having trouble with his girlfriend, he's having trouble at work.

Whatever it is, you go to Dante and he's your life coach. If I Google this, we'll just pop up like Dante, Nero, life coach. I don't think so. He's actually a life coach. If I Google this, will this pop up? Like Don Teynearo life coach. I'm a big show. He's a sexual off coach. There's like, by like referral. The contact is like Don Teyne's, get your bitch back at gmail.com.

I'm sorry. It wouldn't be a Don Teyne. That's a nois at all. Real business. Because they don't have like Don Teyne at Don Tey get your bitch back.com. It's at a gmail. Right.

Don Teyne get your bitch back. He uh, I'm gonna change. Oh, you're absolutely right. And I've always said this to Patrice a long time ago, when they would, you know, pimps up, hose down, all that shit. I was like, that shit works with a certain clientele. I can't, my wife from Everett, Massachusetts,

you think I'm gonna walk up to her? You see I'm gonna go, kid, go fuck your mother. I'm not, it's not gonna work. Dude, I need my woman. Are you out of your mind? She'll just be fucking out That was a saddest fucking text ever for God on Thanksgiving What I am because I got back late. Oh, yeah, and I forgot I wanted to bike Kelly and I forgot to invite a great way to

Fucking invite everyone on the afternoon of Thanksgiving. What are you doing right now? I Really forgot I tell you I truly forgot I want to invite you and you can't But here's what I'm saying it doesn't count Yeah, you know I get that these right. Well, I invited you damn No, I'm kidding. I did I appreciate that sealed wax With that D. I actually had that mate

with that D, and he had that mate. Who's from the North? Who's delivered my career pigeon? Yeah, that was pretty cool. But he sent me a text. What was the text? He said, yeah, I'm going to my... I'm taking James to my aunt's house. Bees were the black guy.

Happy Thanksgiving. Oh my God. Don't say. Happy Thanksgiving. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Dante. Dante. It works. I gave you a bitch, Louis.

Yeah. Um, the, um, yeah, it was fucking red. I felt very sad. No, she was, well, she, she was with friends. Chris, and have Chris do it. Grat, just shut that light out the whole way, buddy. When did you guys break up? But I don't know if I'm like, we, no, we broke up

like six months ago, but this is like the first like holiday we didn't spend together and she went with friends. I was being fun Did you break up when we were at JFL? Because I think I asked you how she was doing. I think you told me you guys broke up that yeah, okay Yeah, sad man. All right. It's good. It's better. You guys friends No, no I feel like this podcast is the reason it happened. I don't know if it's his podcast, but it is people that used to be on the podcast.

What do you mean? That's still got in her big fat mouth over here. Why do we have to, why do we have to talk about this? I should've did it first of all. I'll be, and Jimmy had this this morning. Can we not have this one? You ruined James's life. I, well, here's the thing.

No, that's not true. Actually, she made it better. Beatrice, let's hope there's a great step, Dad. That black guy has a two bedroom, and it's not in Harlem. And he's gonna teach James up, nice pull up jumper. And in 150 now. You know much good shit James is gonna get now. So kidding.

No, no, I mean, look, here's the thing. We would come to Connecticut with me to comics on Wednesday. Do you wanna meet Ryan from comics? Sorry, Dad. Tay-Shaw and Mom are going to take me to the park. Yeah, I'm going to learn how to do one-armed pull-ups. And then we'll go back to the day. We'll be right in.

He'll give you a whole weekend. Oh, but, dude, Daddy's going to do that raped by a ghost bit that you love so much. Dad, I... Did you remember when we... I did. That's funny, then. He's...

Ah, that makes me laugh. I'm sorry, then. Shortly after. And he still do... Jokes with his kids 20. Yeah, he's like... I get it. Now this is a problem, Regent.

James is mowling the jokes out loud. No, James. James... I know you know this is a problem region James is James is melting the jokes out loud No James James has to hold his hat backstage With my head it's right here dad Right after James was born and we were joking about James bullying you when he's 18 I thought about that the other day by myself and was this laughing about him flinching it, you walking in the living room, and Lewis was like, James, I wish you wouldn't do that. But James over.

He's like, it's a bad day, you're cool. That's so funny. Yeah. Well, I was very sad about that, but no, don't be sad. People break up, it's better. We were fighting too much around the kid. And to your point about Kelly, it's really, she was going to be mad about whatever the thing at the time was. There

was five other things after that that she held on to that were the end of the world. Like, oh my God, I can't get over this. We, you know, so that was going to happen no matter what. I've made my peace with Kelly. Now that she's out of the country, it's a lot easier. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like when all those war criminals from World War 2 until like Brazil, you're up, you know, felt a little relief Should be sorry. No, I mean, I really mean that it's what like I'm happier my son's happier. I'm sure she's happier Yeah, I know I was actually talking to somebody about this last night that sometimes when the parents are Just show something at me.

Yeah. You should have brought up his kid down here. Don't know what to get. Well, all of the studies prove that having what was it? Did you hit your chair against the chair? Where is it from? Right there.

God, dude, I thought I thought I was dead. I thought it was Patrice's hat. You are. This is heaven. There's a lot of funnier with that. Ironic with that, but if I died by a funnier comics had. Nothing. That was funny.

Okay. Well, a laugh harder. Oh, you want me to fucking... You laugh like corking. There's just so many funnier comics I was trying to think of who's had. Yeah. Well, see, that was bad. Wow.

Wow. Do you want me to buy an Allen? All your fucking jobs. I had to muscle my way through that. Okay. I'm sorry for the aggression, but that's the way I was getting out of that one. And then fucking nubscole actually. I saved everybody.

I saved everybody. So, yeah, I was actually talking to somebody about it, and they said that it's better because if the kids sees two parents loving him separately, it's better than seeing them fight all the time and not seeing people people not loving. Well, people always look at this statistic of like, you know, kids from divorce households and more likely, you know, have angrily violence, disconnection from their family,

promises will accept us. Yes, yes, however, they're not also factory and kids that stay in households with like really like angry parents were do that, suddenly fighting that is also things that will push you into those things well so in my opinion I think it's better to be a part of Kelly your parents are divorced correct yeah and your parents my parents are super divorced super to me like my dad was a womanized they have awful awful awful divorce like they were in court like three years about it did you have were you an only child no I might I got a half brother my half brother lives with his mom

Olga and then my and then my brother lived with his mom Olga. And then my sister lived with our mom, and I lived with her dad. Wow, that's good. You're all split up. I'm gonna dance each other. My dad's, my theory on his first, so Olga cheated on him.

So I failed. Oh, yeah, that's pretty good. I don't know what's that. This is a funny kid's card. I didn't even know what to do with this. Olga cheated on your mom. So you aren't a story of House of Clog was man. The shoe cheated on the boot.

But the boot had to find some fix. Scott legs. She cheated on him though, so I think after that, he cheated on everyone else. Like it was like, either I'm gonna get cheated on or I'm gonna do the... And you were raised by your dad. Yeah. So this is why you became a lesbian

I'm a cheater It's hard for me to be a man believe it or not Yeah, it's but it's hard for me to be guy you're straight. Yeah, dude If you had a penis I'd fall in love with you Really? Yeah, she's not straight She's not straight, but I appreciate that I'm just kidding. Really? Yeah. She's not straight. You're born straight. Huh? She's not straight. But I appreciate that. I'm just kidding.

You like women. Yeah. Have you ever been with a man? Yeah. I had tons of boyfriends in high school, and then I had sex with one guy. I don't know, like, at the end of high school. You didn't like it? No. I knew I was gay.

I was just in the closet. I was mean to get kids though. I bullied them. Oh, really? Yeah. She was like, you just rub your ass. Hold me on my pussy God you're so stupid. I bet you wouldn't even claim slam with me Bullie come on

So let me ask you anything you ask me anything so you me anything. So you, so you, why did you put, so did you know you were gay though when you were bullying them? It was like, my home life was so fucked up, my social life was all I had. So I, and I would think I was scared, I didn't want people to know, I hadn't really like, you know, formulated it, but they're these two. So you haven't had, you didn't have any sex with women at that time.

No, I just met you with a long hair, like dress as super girly. Yeah, I was skirts and like heels and all that. Were you kind of like in the popular, like on the prom committee yet? So you were like the popular shit that would come down on the gay kids, I was skirts and like heels and all that. Were you kind of like in the popular? Like on the prom committee, yeah. So you were like the popular kid that would come down on the gay kids. And my friend Margot, my friends that were straight

were like, what's your problem? Like I was like really against same sex marriage and I was like, you sound kind of ignorant and I'm like, you disguise don't understand how gross it is. They're like, yeah, we don't really think about it a lot. But this is, this is, this is, and now. But this is, this is, and now, since usually to be what happens, though,

it's always what happens. Like all these like, you know when you read about like a minister who's like, how the sexual outies, the work of the devil, then he gets caught smoking, met and banging, so a male prostitute, the roadside motel. I was actually thinking, if I was a guy, I was thinking about this though, I would be a gay guy. I was thinking about that.

And I would like, baggy little twinks. Let me ask you, yes. I'm always thinking about that. I'm always, let me ask you a question. Anything Bobby. I want to, so when you made, what was the worst thing you did to a gay guy. Did you do anything to gay guy? It was too. It was too gothic bisexual girls that were a couple. I'd always like, or like a big comp if they would like say hi to me or whatever it is they could probably tell I was gay. I still like

walk like. So, but I would just kind of. I don't even know. Holy two lesbian golf tricks. Yeah. But what did you say? Oh, they're gross. Like, oh, all right, see if they're holding hands in the hall. What's's that tell them if they're holding hands in the hall This is high school then I would be like oh she those two like disgusting like thanks holding hands in the hall Like don't go in the hall. But did you did you want will you attract it to them? No, I like smoke and hat feminine girl Can I say me to Cute but she's not she's straight I can tell I need my Gator's great. What about her? What about her? What about her? She's straight to I

Lesbo Great I don't think enough credits been given so are all you guys you're all about what about Chris? She's a state. I'm a good lesbian. Take that right now. Chris for years. I you're the first few I met New York. Who has the biggest guy tendency in this room? I can't say. And she can. No, I mean, maybe I don't know. Lewis is such a dick before. How is it not him? Can I say something? Can I say something? That my god, I love it. That's Lewis's dick. Yeah, I own it. Yeah, I bring my own dick.

He's like a super straight way, like he would do it in the most- Yeah, like a Spartan way. Yeah, fucking kids to me. Yeah. I was, when I opened up for Carly too, we can go and we were talking about you. Carly, right?

Yeah, and I connected you and Carly kind of in a weird way. No, I knew her forever. I knew her from back in the day. But she said you guys talked about me on your podcast. Yes, that's right. We talked about you We're like oh, yeah, it's great. I want to thank you on on my podcast. I thought you were hot It's another one Carly. I mean, I would give it my friendship with Pete David Who's that to just kiss Carly on the hand? Why what is Pete David's friendship have to That's oh, that's his girlfriend. Oh, yeah, I thought they broke up. No, he's just said he broke up with

There are no one a oh, well, yeah, I'm in yeah, let me call it Really hello Is it me who are looking for? I got some second-hand information I don't think enough credits given to Emma for bully and golf kids post-calling. Yeah, I feel so bad I feel I feel bad about well, I just got kids post-calling. I feel so bad about that. Well, I just think, yeah, sub 90s Nails Dikes. In the great, what are you gonna do?

Shoot the school up. Hey, Klebold Harris. So I got this girl, it's just marueville. Oh, yeah. In the grand scheme of things, the bullet, like did you guys bully anybody? I wasn't that big a boy. I always had such a desperation for everyone to like, I don't know what I was thinking, it's not like. I got bullied, but I got bullied. big a boy. I always had such a desperation for everyone to like,

I don't know what I was thinking. It's not like I bullied, but I got bullied. I got bullied. Have you ever seen me run for a chrisco po? What a Kelly or deeper or a sparse. What did you get bullied for? I got bullied. I had these guys.

Not to bring up that, man. I had guys, these guys beat me up. I got beat up a lot. What? And I got beat up in, I think it was seventh grade. These two brothers. They used to beat the brothers. Like brothers. Like black guys beat the brothers like black eyes

Brothers, no, no, white kids Irish kids That's why I hate fucking gingers We're in Boston because they're always bullies in every movie and in life So I grew up in Medford, okay, and I remember Yeah, they would always fuck with me and I told the story before Yeah, you used to always get me in the hallway and you know embarrass me and then I broke my wrist Mm-hmm, and they put in one of those big old school cats. Yeah, not so you got a clubber in here So he got me in the hallway one day and I fucking well them. I love the shit out of his head

Would you do them? I loved them. Do they be great if like that fucking just fucking That guy's and then started crying. I remember that I remember I just started fucking Whaling on his head started crying Stop stop and those blood all over my cast And then I go don't you have a fuck with me again you fucking cock sucker and tell your brother. I'll fucking kill him I'm gonna love that motherfucker too And then Bobby the fucking lover Kelly is here. I went I'm sorry Let me just say that but then I went back to the the class

I'm a loud speaker here would anybody with a cast on the right Please come down to the office and I went down the office. It was like four kids with cast Did you try to deny it? Fucking went in. I was me And I went down the office it was like four kids with casts. Did you try to deny it? You cast a little potty? No, I fucking went in and I was me. I had blood on it. Yeah, blood on it. I was me.

I love the guy. Oh, you guys ate it. Yeah, this guy's story right now, around his dinner table and massacuse, he's like, I was in fucking seventh grade. This guy comes out of nowhere with a cast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He beats me half to death. I was gonna even say, he said we bullied him.

We didn't bully him. We were the nicest. Get done earth. I'm been a quadrupedly just Bobby just beat him into paralysis. No, it was they were bad. They were real mean, dude I remember being called a faggot and I didn't know what fat was pretty standard 80s 90s Yeah, when you got going that all the time was we really hurt. It was one KWD 2013 when we had balls Before I run a TV career He's got a faggot assand,

and he was real. Shit was fucking real in this place. Real has to. I was, yeah, they used to call me. I know, this sucks, man. When you were your little kid, and you know the word faggot is terrible, and people, if you get called that,

they're gonna fucking segregate you. And I mean, faggot is the N word for white kids at that age, and I was like, I didn't know what my sexuality was at that point either, you know, I just got done circle jerk and a bunch of guys a few years early, right? I just saw my first vage for the first time, you know, I didn't know. I don't know how I feel about that.

What, you never circle jerked? No. You never touched your friends good. You jerk parties, you know.. Yeah, you did it right? Of course. Yeah. It's actually a fact. If you didn't do it, you have sexual issues. Oh, cool. Yeah. I'm sorry. We used to do it after like wrestling paper views, like one of the parents went to bed.

Yeah. No, Joe Dastasler was building up. That's how people would do that. I did it people. They cable was around it. Let me, uh, let me, uh, let me, uh,'m weird. Let me let me reach out to the old crew See if we can get him back together maybe do it an adult circle jerk Get lost. We did okay cookie. We did I never did okay. I never did cookie cookie We all jerk off in a cookie and whoever comes last. Oh, it's the cookie. I say the cookie I lost but I wouldn't eat the cookie my friends were so mad and that was the gay thing my friends had ever done

We're angrily telling me that I have to get a cup of the gays and my friends that have ever done were angrily telling me that I have to eat a cup of coffee. Yeah. You did that. That would have fucking great little thing to see. Eat a cup of coffee. Come on, Faggot eat it. You mentioned a parent walking down to a basement and seeing that.

Eat that, cook. What is that? Get that out of your mouth. But then you see the diet of every kid. Yeah. Like one is really white. The other one's clear. What does a pink tint to it be?

Why is this one? Who's eating pineapple? You can see the parents. Good they are. You test it like an Indian tracker. Why is there a punishment for the one who comes last? Because that means he's the fun. He's the fun.

But I would think that the one who comes first, he should be punished. We know you whore. That's the only way. He should be raped. I'll just eat this cookie. I don't know what it is. I'll eat. That's easy. You should eat the meat though. Oh, I know. I'll just eat this cookie. I don't know what I'm saying.

Is this the last one? You guys can hold it at this long. I'll actually eat this cookie. I'll go to the cookie and then I get to the meat. I'm a deady bitch. Put the whole plate of cookies on the plate. I think I want to take it, Chris. I got nothing. Put the hell playing the cookies on the bay! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, so I did, I want to bully people. And it sucked. I'd say I used to go home and cry about it. That's how it works.

You get bullied, you bully people. But I used to go home and cry. Anytime I got into a fight with somebody, when or lose, I would cry. I never wanted to hurt somebody. Because I remember getting beat up and going home and crying and not having anybody protect me and not having, I remember kids used to have,

you know, dads or people that would protect them You know what I mean come out and go hey leave my son alone or well go to another father and go Hey, we got to work this yeah, then I call his data bag it right This is like my mom taught me to fight every man So sorry mr. Galegos I got a fight Mr. Galegos I I got a fight. Yeah. I got a mistake. I got a mistake. I got a mistake. I got a mistake. I got a mistake.

I got a mistake. I got a mistake. I got a mistake. I got a mistake. I got a mistake. I got a mistake. I got a mistake. I got a mistake.

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I got a mistake. I got a mistake. I got a mistake. I got a mistake. I got a mistake. I got a mistake. and hit me in the face, and I grabbed him by the throat and started banging him against the wall. But then my stepdad comes out and it's like, let him the fuck go, like search screaming to me. And I'm like, why? Because he just came out and sees me fucking retarget trying to use kid. Like, ah! And I sort of fight like Frankenstein.

I really do. Ah! Oh, people are on my back. I'm like Andre the Giant, Princess Brian. I'll go to Mr. Farrell or Warren Posin. But this kid, I ended up like fighting him like three months later, but that was like the start of it where he just like ran it. Did you ever get bullied?

Yeah, those kids I hung out with, but just verbally, because I was like taller than we were far. But this is what I love though. But do that thing on the bus where they just fucking look at to me like say you know People do use the word bullying. I think a little fucking too freely now Especially if I grab so well by the fucking the hair and push this face into the fucking door The light and said this needs to be shut off you fucking moron I don't know you did that before

That would just be a great answer. I'm gonna be bullying You keep but here's the thing lay you you want somebody to do something the way you want to do it There's a big difference to be seen going. You're a fucking idiot. Go shut the light out. No, man This doesn't get to be now. That's true. You're but this is if I could you're a bully saying what bullying is Well, I also here's like an African You take a bully. Yes, and I'll tell you why no, I'm not talking to you I think you let me tell you this. I think some of your bully tendons remain like what I'm corporate Dan He's afraid of you. No, I'm not afraid of him. I'm saying like this. He's like he's like one of those African dictators that like How he's bringing like democracy

But really he's so bully. Yeah, where he he's like I want I'll have you to vote that you vote for me as far as all you've done I'll have you to go in the fucking yeah here's what a bully got the joke without you ripping it down it's like yeah that's the but I'm saying you like I don't think you're as bad when I hear stories like dude when I heard like old Deroza stories you were straight up bully and then like I went through it a little bit And I saw Kelly go through it a little bit, but I think the tendencies were made Derosa that was when they were in college he was in his 40s when Derosa was on the show, okay?

Here's why you're a bully you attack those who are not going to attack you back So scopo and deepwood is gonna get beaten the head over and over again. My mom told me that. Yeah, I'm not a peeper. I lent you to do my mom. I told me when I was very young, okay, a stab people, a bully doesn't want to be punched in the fucking head. So somebody's pulling you just punch him in the head, even if they beat you up, they're

gonna move onto the next person. And these are fucking pussies, so they just take it over and over again. I feel like Lewis comes in like when they bring it like self-defense. So let me ask you questions. Let me ask you questions. They just take it over and over again. I feel like Lewis comes in like when they bring it like self-defense. So let me ask you question. Let me ask you question. He comes in, he's like, you see a man on the street, he comes after you, what are you gonna do?

Okay, I'll grab the risk, rip away. Grab the risk, rip away. Not shot, I poke, chop. No, means no. Okay, so here's a deal. Let me ask you question. So I ask this guy, Chris, to. Yeah, he says I'd do it And then he doesn't do it and then I asked him to do it again. He doesn't do it. What do I do punch him in the fucking head?

But I'm a bully. No, but what? So damn what I can't talk to you. I believe in a nice What a stricture. Okay, what do you do? Were you receive a warning and then you're put on some sort of suspension? What's the spits and then your left go? So I kick him out. I mean, if he doesn't do the job right? So if I want something done a certain way and Scobo doesn't do it, I say you gotta go. You have to kick him out of the corner and let him fly.

Bob, if he doesn't fly, he's gonna hit the ground. You gotta give him a warning. I'm falling. And then- A couple of times then you gotta go in the right corner. So, yeah. So, is that right? Scobo, is that what I should do?

It's up to you. I'm asking you. He's praying. Scobo's last show. I don't know. We brought it back. It's crazy. So, I mean, it's a payback.

It's a fucking loses payback. It's like guys, I'm back in America now. Here we go. Kelly just conveniently shows back. Oh yeah. I was, I told them to get your phone call. It's Australia. I should stay.

Kelly, how long are you here for? I'm here to the end of the year, the 14th. Nice. And then you coming back? I'll come back in May. I left a lot on. Here's a deal. And I'll be honest with you.

I've actually, because I go through the shit where you check to, you argue with your girl, whatever, because you want people to... I think you want people to do shit that you want, you know, is my mic fucking even working? It's great. It's great. You want people to do, I'm sorry, it was fucking not working here. You want people to do, you want to get things done, the way you want them done. Yeah. You know, even with your check, you know, or a scopo or with anybody. And the reality of it is, is they won't do it the way you want.

You can't, there's nobody going to do anything the way you want it done. It's just him. So you either, this is the reality. And I've literally learned this in the last couple weeks in therapy, since I've been back. What is it? Don't leave. Stop being a pussy. You have to either accept people, or fucking get the money.

That's it, Bobby. Oh no, and that's a hard thing to do. Well, it becomes down to a thing of something that I'd rather go, hey, fuckhead, do it. But then do it, get it together. But sometimes you're on different wavelengths from people. I mean, when I'm like, You can't call you wife fuckhead.

No, you can't. But some wives you can. Some relationships you have, I just can't. I can't say we'll teach you to call them fuckhead. That's not $150 an hour. You can learn how to call your bitch a fuckhead. Me and my wife, after you eat that booty, me and my wife have two different ways to deal with my son.

And this, you know, if my kid coughs punch had a punch had I go I'm like go in the fucking room get him Get him. She's like just let him. He's fine. How the okay? You know and it's like coughs again. He's you know, he's fine. Well, what the fuck? He's been coughing for three nights. Why don't we fucking? So then I hear him cough and really loud. She's taking a time getting the cough medicine and whatever the fuck She's got to get him in a glass of water and I'm like hurry the fuck up Can you I mean it's how I got help but this here's exactly here's a deal. I should have just got up

Got to write when he coughed and did it got the cough medicine went in the room picked them up gave got the right one he coughed and did it. Got the cough medicine, went in the room, picked them up, gave them the cough medicine, and that's it. If that's what I want, if not, shut the fuck up and just let her do her thing, accept it. But it's a hard thing to do, man. It's a hard, it's very hard to either, because like I said, you're Chris a bunch of times. Either I let it, you do whatever you want,

and I don't get what I want on the way I want things run here Or you do it the way I ask you to do it or you tell me you can't do it. Yeah, you know what I mean? So, you know some of the things you do accept some of the things you all right you learn to fucking move on It's just like the dance head though. It's different wavelengths because you're very particular and if you're working with someone who's not as You know particularly as you it's not gonna res you, it's not going to... I think it's the same shit though with like, opium gym would happen with them. But I've had fucking arguments with Scopal. I've talked to him about it.

I'll take him outside and go what the fuck's going on. I've done it with, you know, we've done it, I've done it with Adrian. I mean, I won't just say fuck you and I don't think, right? Chris, you can talk I was taking photos being a good producer. Sorry. Oh She does the social media. I mean I know but so look at her the phone and you talk you're supposed to move up into the conversation Trying to be a good person. I gotta have a question. Would you guys want to date the type of would you actually want to be a good person. I'm trying to be a good person. Would you guys want to date the type of,

would you actually want to be with a type of woman that you could call a fuckhead? Because I feel like that kind of person's only fun for a minute. That's who you want to have sex with. We don't want to actually have a relationship with someone who can't fuck you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm saying I'm saying look off my head because then they're just gonna take it as a fuckhead He can't see you can't joke around can't just joke around the fuck. Yeah, there's some women you can beat that

I just wanted to come on at the scobo said nothing He really is a He's like You know there's the fuck heads They're gonna think you call it down the field that went back through field and they're going back through the boy and he called it. Yeah, and when he tries to say something, he says nothing. Well, I mean, it's, it's, but I, I think, you know, myself, you know, I lose, not coming back anymore.

You come back anytime you want. That's a great show. This is a really good show. I'm coming the great time. Well, I think it's, you know, you can fight with somebody and have an argument with them, but I'm definitely a fuck up. I'm coming to a great time. Well, I think it's, you know, you can fight with somebody and have an argument with them, but I'm definitely a fuck up. I won't even argue that.

You know what I mean? I won't. I got my fucking issues just like everybody else, but I think the communication or having it out personally, either here on the air, which I don't mind, or, you know, on the phone, you got to, you got at least fucking call

somebody to talk to somebody. You also, you're not getting to hear playing ball with. Okay? Like, I know you, I know what to do to avoid getting to the point where me and you are going to be screaming and threatening each other. Right, yeah. Which just happened a bunch. And Kelly knows how to get Bobby to that point, to attack Lewis. But I think it is in some, look, you know, you want people to treat you the way you want to be treated, but it's never going to happen. The only thing you control is how you treat people. I should be on a pillow. You're on your punchline.

I'm stuck a fucking freak. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d with a lot of shit. You know, I could only imagine. You're actually, I'm like, I'm going through his childhood, remembering when I was his age, and all the shit, like that happened to me, you fucked up, like I couldn't imagine how could you put it in a perspective, how bad our childhood were. Where? I mean, dude, I mean, like, what, everything from what we ate to how we were dealt with,

like how, like, just, I mean, it was really fucking crazy, dude. And I didn't think I was abused until I had a kid. Once I had a kid, I was like, oh yeah, I was like fucking verbally, physically, and emotionally. Yeah, my grandma asked me that during Thanksgiving, she was like, did your mom spank you? I was like, gosh, hit me.

You know what? What? You can't spank somebody with a knuckle? Yeah, I know, I know. I guess, if you want to call like a close fist face man. Yeah, dude, she was combo-smacking me in the face. I don't know, it's a one-two one. Is that a spank don't do that, spank don't do that.

She did a crazy uppercut, left hook spank. Wait, you got like the slap of the hand, like not even like the wooden spoon. I got the wooden spoon, I got the, I got that. I got a belt. You know what my mom's move was? In the public, she would take the nails into the form The bottom

And get in there. I remember that I'm sure you didn't get smacked with a shoe I remember my mother she wanted me to the store with her once and I did I said I threw a tantrum She grabbed me by my hair and I'm like like you know on the theater you have to hold her wrist I was holding her she was dragging me hold her wrist. I was holding her. She was dragging me down the street As I was holding her she's like you mother can me and drag me down the fucking street by my hair. Yeah But here's the thing people don't even realize it and I ain't it's a difficult conversation to have with people because Right now I'm about to say that your mother did something really fucked up there and you love your mom

I mean, I've met your mom. She's awesome. But nobody knew it was fucked up. That's the difference. Nobody knew what they didn't know. They thought it was good. Now people know. But now people know and still 80% of parents spank their kids. You're spanking violence into your fucking children.

You're hitting them and letting them know this is how you deal with people. When somebody doesn't want you to, doesn't act the way you want them to act, you can hit them. And that's the right, you're programming a fucking toddler. 80%? 80% or 80%?

What you're actually doing is you're teaching them fear. You're actually giving them fear. Right. Or you're making them into strong individuals. You'll never be able to handle their problem. You're making it with bad assery. That's a bad assery. All right, let's go to the chat real quick.

See what's happening there. Right. Yeah, sure. Max normal says, Opie is going to be doing local radio and buffalo in five years. Okay. I don't think so. But I mean, I, what the fuck is that? Why would you pick? Andrew Venturi says the worst was hearing Opie tell Jimmy that to leave the show and was

disrespecting everything Jimmy's done for the show. I look at the first way. I didn't say that's why we bring up hope you that I was like, oh yeah, what was the fight? What is it? How did start? Yeah, I don't know. I'm a bully. Oh Get it. I love Man, man's really fucking hate me. You guys went, oh, Bobby snapping Would you say sweetie? I love you because I want to eat your ass Did I say that? I Don't want to get tan lotion on

That was a Jersey joke So no, he I don't think he did I think what happened was is that it was going tit for tat and Jimmy said some stuff, you know, basically uncomfortable. I'm, you know, you make me uncomfortable. You're at your mood, make me uncomfortable sometimes and it, you know, fucks the flow up and he's, and he just says, okay, and why are you here? You know, basically, which was, you know, whatever. It's like, all right, I'm out. October 1st, I'm out. Con Volotea, la región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca.

Espectacularismos, lincones de película y un sincindio de aventuras te esperan. ¡Fliparás! Vuelades de Madrid, Amurcia y a otros destinos que te sorprenderán a partir de 19 euros. Volotea Parifa sujetas a disponibilidad, consulta las condiciones en volotea.com Yeah. It could have got a loud and fuck you and it didn't. I think they both kind of tried to keep it together. And. It really did make for like compelling radio app because it was, you need to fucking get it out, Lou.

Well, that's the other thing is if you have that platform and they're four hours a day, four days a week, I mean, that's a ton of time. You're living a very large portion of your life publicly anyway. So why act like that's not happening? Like, if you're doing a once a week podcast, I don't think you need to fucking air out

all your grievances with everybody in the room every week. One thing I love about Stern is that nothing is sacred. It's all on the air, okay? And that's what makes it great radio. Because we actually see that, oh, these guys aren't perfect. They don't like each other all the time. They do get mad at each other.

Fuck it. I think that's great radio. You're being honest with your fans. That life isn't perfect. Neither of we, we make mistakes. And there you go. And now they get to breathe. They get to have, you know, you have to,

neither one of them, they know where they fucking stand and they can start new. You know? So it ended with Jim. I didn't hear the ending. I'm not gonna say what it was. Listen to the show, but I'm pretty sure that they kinda ended it. I didn't hear the ending. I'm not gonna say what is listen to the show But I'm pretty sure that they kind of ended it I didn't get through it all but I look I'm sure they're gonna be back on the end tomorrow

It's it is what it is you work together every fucking day You're gonna you guys are gonna jay and Dan you're gonna fucking hate each other at some point Yeah, bro, hopefully you talk about it and get through it Deepo can you just check on Anthony Kimmy to our comments If he's just like whacking off into the camera, I win Here's a chair with Jay and written on it. Hey, what else you got in there? Black at blackout Jason says, Emma looks like David Spade in middle school.

That's it. You got anything else? Go to the chat room. Is there anything else? What do you mean today? I got a, actually I was sorry about that. When I did my last comic standing, I said a joke about, I forget how it went,

but I asked the producer of last comic standing said it looked like David Spade. And I was like, all right. Thank you. But that's the second time I was like that. Is that the story? Well, usually people know it was like Ellen Spade. And I was like, all right. Thank you. But that's the second time I'm like that. Is that the story? Well, people like Alan. People always think I look like Alan.

Do we have a shitty story band down? So it turns out, actually that blanket, we put that blanket over here. People always say that. It's been a couple months ago, someone was like, look, our date's great. I was on the subway once and someone came over. There's more to it than that.

It's like a whole thing. OK. I like the song the first time. We can present it. Dig up. What else you got in the chair? And John Nomato says Kelly's arm looks like whatever meat they have rotating at a whole all place. Funny.

It looks like the meat they make chicken nuggets out of like it should be in a giant vet mixing. I think Kelly's hot. Thank you. What? Thank you. Do you fire her too? I haven't forgotten any of my tricks, but I do look different.

Well, it's funny that, you know, that you talked earlier about the political correctness of these shows now. It's fucking, it's getting crazy. Yeah. It's getting nuts. I specifically didn't sign with an agent. Like I met with a very large agency after Montreal and they were like, get we love you.

And then I came back and they were like, get we listen to Legion of Skanks. We no longer love you. Oh my God. What? What I tell you? I know, years ago. I told you.

But I've said it too much. I said, say, make her on today's show. You just said it again? Again, twice. They wouldn't even want to work with you around that. Like nothing. She, well, it's pretty hard when I hate Jews. I didn't say, hate Jews.

I said, swarmy army stand up and put your Jew noses in the air. And that's in the intro of the show. And she was like, you just take the anti-Semitic stuff out of the intro? In the intro. And then I took it out of the intro for like a month. And I was like, what am I doing? Fuck off.

And then I put it back in the intro. I added more. Oh What'd you like just sound Take your boots you know what puts out fire more fire Light it up more. Nampalm that bitch. I'd had to solve this problem. Tch, tch, tch.

Whoa! Hold on, give me my flame throng. Take this, you Jew armies. Hitler was right. Meanwhile, I'm like, I love everybody. And you have a shell. You're a couple. You're a cop skyrocketing. Are you kidding me?

What? The countdown with Louis J. Gomez and Michael Bisping? It's great. That's why you can't make my taping, but I forgive it because he's living his dream. Hey. And I build myself first. That's not how serious it is. Was you taping it, Philly? Yeah. What ties do you have in Philly? Nothing. I love the crowds there Okay, so there you go. There you go. You've been asked that before apparently

It's it's crazy to me that no one accepts that as an answer They're like so why fill it up and you like all right crowds and they're like, but what else? What don't you like the crowds are good crowds in New York are great. I do I do stand up every night here people have already seen these jokes I feel like Philly don't Yeah, but you do it at very small clubs like the one below us. Well, I am. Yeah, I mean, they're smaller, but I feel like people senior. Yeah, but I feel like a lot of those people who might like me from seeing me at these clubs would go to that special taping and be like, I've heard this one. And there's not the same reaction of someone that maybe's never heard that joke.

Right. So that's why I like to fill it was close enough to New York to be. I love fill it man. I think it's great. And the truck adaro is heard that joke. Right. So that's why I like to fill it was close enough to New York to be honest. I love fill it man. I think fill it's great. And the truck of arrow is an awesome theater. Right. There's a little inconvenient. Okay.

Well, you know, to the bed, you know, you know, you're going. So I need you to take a fucking train or a car to see your friend's special. A lot of supportive friends. Oh, who's going? I was going to go. I'll go. Someone's driving me on there. Who's going? Big J. Yeah, he I'll go. Someone drive me on there.

Who's going? Big J. Yeah, he has to go. You're the fucking money trend. No, he's the money trend. Is he? Is it him? Are you locked up to him?

Or is he locked up to you? I'm just trying to ruin Louis. I know the real answer is. Louis! No! Come on, Louis. Be controversial. Corporate Dan's going to sit there and go.

But we both need each other. Yeah. Go. And, you know, it's him and me. And you're gonna be? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. Yeah, okay. No, I can't.

What happened to you? I can't say, I can't spill the beans when Dan Soder does not want me to spill all the beans. I can just spill all the beans. Really? No. So. Yeah.

No, but. Wow. Louis is tame. I love Yeah. No, but. Wow. Lewis is tame. I love it. No, I'm not tame. What am I going to do? He's my friend. He tells me things in confidence.

I'm not going to go with you. Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't want you to do that. Yeah. There's really nothing to say in confidence. Like you just mumble. He's leaving the bonfire in six months. It's not a big deal.

What? I mean, you know, you're leaving? I'm going to start my cabaret act. That's what you do already did. Yeah, that's all I do. I go on a dress I land up piano. Hello, my baby. Hello, my doll.

There's a funny story about Dayton. Hello, my ragtime guy. Oh, you do get that wish. You know what I used to do radio? It was a fun time. Jazzy time. Yeah, you just play the hits. All the things come to an end.

Like this song. I got an old friend that perform a hit. And Jay comes out to go to song. I got an old friend to perform a hit. Jay comes out Hello old friend. He's got sparkly mittens on You have a big Jay puppet. Oh Take that on the jeep That's great. But Philly is close enough that people can take trains. It can drive. So there you go. You didn't want to do San Francisco? No.

I don't know. By the way, if I did open up for you, because Dan was going to try to get me to open up. I was going to wear a giant jersey. Oh, that's great. It would have been awesome. A New York Jets. It would have been awesome. I know, Pissable Caboages would piss them off even more. Yeah. That's true. I don't know if that sports. Los Opus is taken open for you. Gary Vieter is opening. Thanks. Yeah. That's true. I don't know. Yeah. Sports. Yeah. His open is taken open for you. Gary Veter's opening. Thanks. Gary. So you do have this. I do want to announce this. You have a great new show with a bizzying on serious satellite radio. What channel is it? It's rush 93. What is that?

It's combat sports and programming for the most part. But we are really ramping up the content on the channel. Wait till this year. Wait till 2016 guys, shit's happened. Lots of big stuff. Call me corporate Dan. That would be a lot of big stuff. What are you doing? Talk to us. I'm doing a lot of secret shit.

It's good stuff though. Now, he's in studio with you or you? No, he's in LA and I'm in New York. Okay, now what is the format of the show? We just talk shit. You know, it's an MMA show, but the idea is like all the shows on the network talk MMA or a lot of them do. So they want to have bisming in me just talk about other shit.

So it's like we're, you know, we're this week we're going to be talking about, you know, Stoya, she was apparently raped by her ex-boyfriend James Dean, porn star. Now it's coming up that he's done it a few times to have a bunch of other porn stars. Yeah, really? Well, we'll talk about, fucking entertainment news stories,

you know, whatever it is. So it's not just that I'm MMA. We talk, I'd say maybe 10, 20% MMA. That's it. Yeah, and then the rest is. What's the name of the show? It's called The Countdown. The Countdown.

So he's, I know this, I guess. My vote was the rattlesnake show, and they were like, no, we're gonna do The Countdown. Did you argue and go, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk And it's around the snack in your heart. And we're gonna strike you with contact. Did you guys talk about Ronda Rousey? Yeah. We spoke the whole first show, talk about Ronda Rousey. It was a nightmare.

Man, you got a fucking... I mean, I read an article, I forget who wrote it. But he basically said there's a big difference between hitting pads and looking like you know what the fuck you're doing and getting punched in the face with MMA gloves. Yeah. He goes, she needs to go somewhere else and getting punched in the face with MMA gloves. Yeah. He goes, she needs to go somewhere else and get punched in the face with MMA gloves. So she didn't know what it felt like to get punched. She didn't understand how hard it is when you get punched with MMA gloves on as opposed

to a boxing glove. When you look, she was looking past her and I think that she came in and she really started believing her own hype. She knocked that best career really quickly. So yeah, she came in and just kind of have the wrong game plan. She kind of, look, according to Biss Bingen, he knows more than any of us. Like she, he was like, no, she gave up on trying to strike

with her. She was trying to punch in and take her down after about a minute or two. But yeah, she was ready to beat up. At that point, when you're punched in the face, it's a great old Gracie quote. I believe it was Hanzo Orhixin, but it was like, if you're a black belt

and you get punched in the face, you become a brown belt. You punch in the face again. You become a purple belt So that's she just fucking you get beat up like that dude. You're just walking around like she was just like Kelly for stucco by the second round Getting wailed on she looks she look like she gave me her legs I said it's the inside of it and shit like that in the back. Let me ask you, is Holly Holmes just that much better? No, I don't, I look, I think that Rhonda with the right game plan and the right... Come the fuck out, grab her, throw on the ground, real well. I think she's gonna come out and beat her in the next fight,

and I think they're gonna set up the biggest fight and maybe even fight history. Like that third fight between Holly, Holly, and Rhonda Rousey. I'm even right now, we're talking about fucking chicks, and I'm getting goosebumps. Chicks. You should have to add dicks with that. So you think they're going to come back and fight again. Oh, they're definitely coming back and fighting again. Look, this is what she fucking does. You're not going to retire on something like that.

You know, I mean, you look, Gina Carano did. You remember that? Did she? She's so hot. So worried by cyborg. It was like, I'm dude just beating up a child. Now, now cyborg comes in. Cyborg. They're Chris Cyborg, do you know she is? No, I'm gonna look around though.

She's, she's actually getting shift. She got shit Joe Rogan and Tony Hinchcliff, is that his name? Yeah. Actually. Super funny. He's fucking hilarious. I saw him at this comedy festival. He's fucking super funny. Is he yeah, yeah

He's I met him in GFL 42 for one second show a little bit. Yeah, he's funny. He funny guy He was with some smoking hot chick too, which was fucking I was like Jesus Christ I'm on you just so low chubby guy Going back to my hotel room doing fucking Skype. Hi guys. I got some astronaut in space I'm doing fucking Skype hi guys some astronaut in space Fuck maybe the worst astronaut Dad what's in the bag kind of space food No space grains

But I guess they talked there. I saw it back and forth Yeah, but now fucking what's your name? What's the beat shit out of Joe Rogan and Tony Hinchcliffe? I was to fight Joe Rogan. Look, Joe will fucking destroy her. Yeah. Yeah. There's no great article on him in Rolling Stone.

She will fucking, I mean, Joe will fucking kill it. He's a black belt. He's a fucking animal. Yeah, he's not only like a black belt, but he just became a black belt. So that means he's currently good. You know what I'm saying? It's not like he's just a gall.

He got a 20 years ago and he's aging out of it. No, no, he got his black belt a few years ago. Is that training a small police force? Yeah. And this is what I do, too. Come up, grab me. I'm gonna flip you. Yeah. I'm gonna put my butt up, hold it, tell black.

A lot of MMA guys think that's a gall real deal people use them Anderson Silva go to Machita I mean those guys they I mean they just respect them as a legitimate a keto trainer Yes, but I know as a fucking I think one of the coolest martial arts, but it all just looks like this When they got it. Yeah Yeah, mom Mom he won't stop it really is like you hear like the slabs. It's just like mom He won't sleeve mom. He won't stay on his side of the car Yeah, we've ever less you don't you look like you're always falling asleep like oh

Get off me But it's weird to go you see the a keto master. He's always fat. Why are fucking the master's always just fat dudes? You get to eat all the rice You get to eat all the rice Rises you can't see what belt there cuz it's underneath the belly great, but they the keto stuff It's always that you it's like dude that guy's just falling There's no way that he's hitting his net and he's flipping over Yes, there's been a bunch of them where it's like it'll be an a keto master who like he has a school And I'd be like you know, I'm gonna prove that I'm and they have some just like fucking tough Italian boxer comment He's just punching me in there. What's he doing?

Get him off him get him off it, right? Yeah videos of a keto master Hey, how you doing? My name's Ronnie G and my Knausey brought this mouthpiece with me. You want me to fight that fat as you do? Why hold holding the stick? How old is Kenoli? Man, yeah, my wife's gonna keep the car running, so we could do this pretty quickly.

You don't mind if I leave my Yankee shirt on. All right, listen, we're gonna take a break real quick. We're gonna do around another half hour of the show. We're gonna get high. You guys know what? Yeah. We're gonna be able to come back high as a motherfucker. Shit, when you get high, you get quiet.

No, I don't. I'm highest fuck right man. All right, we're gonna be right back in around a half hour. Might have a special guest pop in. And, uh, Jim Norton. No, I wish.

Um, and you guys in the chat room, we have any questions. Write them down now. I will answer all questions honestly, because to be my segment, I'm gonna remember turn segment, as Lewis. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Any questions I will answer honestly including throwing Dan under the bus. Okay. Okay.

Uh, preface the question with ask Lewis and then I'll know it's for that. I want to be. We'll be back. Oh, can I give you the gifts real quick? Yeah. Oh, let's do it. We'll come back. Okay. Don't I can't forget. I let's do it now. Real quick. So this is from a fan and Chris scopo's not here. Oh, okay, that's a big deal And I know this is that was the joke this is actually from I think before Scopo joined the show Yeah, I did shows in Albany and there's a fan named big John McCartney McCartney McCarthy Yeah, big John McCartney kind of like the ref and he gave this for all of us Okay, it was in my backpack and it says Bobby congrats on the new TV gig.

Thanks. So that's how long that was. Thanks again for letting me do a pork ass omnis. So good. Thanks for letting me be a part of uncomfortable ending. Signed John. Oh thanks. What did I get?

That's what you got. And then for the real ass diet equals no good food, buy some real ass music buddy, maybe the fuck emos as you sound like the singer for Lewis. What is this amazing? Deep who didn't want to leave you out. Okay. Well deep. What did you get? Scopo that's all fucking no sugar no grains heat up. It's a Burger King thing But uh, so scopos not here so Kelly Oh my god, I live behind a Burger King. You're the best.

Still like God, now she's got. What did you get? Starbucks. He gave me a gift that's not in there. Oh, hey. What are you giving me? I'm looking to describe as them as living behind a Kelly. Yeah.

It's like, oh, we're living behind this thing. And this is for Joe. What's you get? This is a funny word in joy. Sorry, no Chipotle. Go brew it. Here, can I trade the Starbucks for the iTunes for Joe? Yes, and I get the iTunes. What did you get? I got an iTunes. No, what'd you get?

He got me a gift this was years ago and I spoke a lot of weed. I will be right mine. You guys choose right after. What is this? Right after you. You're messages. We're gonna do the ads and there you go. So we're back in around 10 minutes. You guys in the chat room live, stay tuned and you guys You guys in the chatroom live stay tuned and you guys listening on Monday. It's two seconds What's up fuckers? We're back. That's how quick it is when you listen on Monday The people in the chatroom live it wasn't that quick, but we're back I just want to let you know there's an amber alert in New York New Jersey amber alert license plate K to 4 EC S

New Jersey 2004 Dodge Caravan. Again, license plate K24ECS New Jersey plate 2004 Dodge Caravan. Male driver, one fingerless gloves. Where's it? No, it's a new Dodge Caravan. Better for taking kids than they've ever been. Jesus. Every ambulance. How great would it be like five years from now? He's a huge star and Dodge wants him to do it because of his voice. And this, someone, some YKWD. Oh, no!

What would I do? I'd already be sleeping on money by the end. We're talking five years later. That's growth that you can't predict. I don't know. Hi. All right, so let's go to the chat room real quick. What do we got?

In response to your comments about the OP issue, Ghost of Shades, Kelly says, yeah, right, Bobby, you're being so corporate right now. It makes me sick. I don't know if it makes you sick. I mean, I think it's not making him sick. I'm giving my honest opinion about it, because it wasn't, it was pretty dramatic,

I think, the turn the show took, but it wasn't fuck you, go fuck yourself. No, it was honest. So, I'm saying, they seem like they were both being honest. So, I'm not being corporate. I'm just trying to be honest with it. They seem very, and I didn't listen to the end of it,

but I think they were just venting. They were venting their feelings towards each other. And I think they were being real on it. You're right. I think they were being honest. I'm not being corporate. I'm not picking aside. I'm just telling you what happened.

Go listen to it yourself. But I think it's good that they did that that's all I'm saying I'm glad that they finally let out the fucking horses. Now I can finally get on that show Let's go wait for it to be at its we So you know, whatever dude, I mean, what do you want to say? I don't think it makes you sick though, I think you're a little dramatic. What is he, what do you do? I love him, he gets you a weezy.

He gets queasy when he hears. Oh, Bobby's playing middle of the fence. He gets the run. So, we'll bring me some Pepto. Guy seriously. Guy seriously. If you think about Bobby being right in the middle. It is funny though.

He's got no opinion on the throw. Fuck. Fuck. Damn, it's still about about. I'm not. So anyways. Anything else? Yeah. I think we're just gonna end the show on that.

Yeah. You saw it. Andy, Climac, the ending. Um, I'm so old. Was I supposed to keep going? This isn't my backpack for so long. That is weird that you didn't give it to us. I just, I, it was just in the bottom of my backpack.

He's my mother's a father's father. Does that mean we've seen you a million times? I've seen you. Okay. Mm-hmm. Yeah. No idea what's in the bottom of my back right until the other day when I dug down there and I was like why does it say YKWD on it?

I don't know, she was a scorpion in there from when you did Arizona state. That's right here. Yeah, that's so snug. I tried to, I tried to get a laugh with state. Yeah. You just kept on adding words and you're like, eventually I got a stick, A landing. It's not just a bottle of spitter, Paul. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah.

You want to do Ask Lewis? We're ready for that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is Ask Lewis. No, not yet. But the thing is, no. Yeah.

Yeah, let's go. Ask Lewis. How much? Do you get a lot of them? Because we have a couple. All right, good. Let's go. This is a new segment. Do you want a music?

Can we get a music? Yeah, let's. Damn, Dan, you do this. I'll do the music. You do this. Oh, really? I'll go with that. I'll go with that.

But do it. It's time for Ask Lewis. It's time for Ask Lewis. He should be in prison. But he's not. You want ask your question? Ask your pitch. You should be. He's not. But he's prison, but he's not You ask your question, ask your pitch You should be Ask your question, but he's not

Only a failure would ask your question like that It's not Not Ask me anything That's a good sound, but yeah Hey, you know, go ahead, what do you got? David Ryder asks, do you get high around James? No, wow, wait a second

Wait a second, wait a second. Hang on one second. Come on, stop. Look at me. One. Now around James, he means in the same house, the same apartment. No, he always goes outside to the backyard. So who watches James?

He watches himself. He's fucking three. No, I don't need my good, good, good, good, good. Jesus. Fuck, I just think. He's always amazing. He's like a mom watching one of those May for TV movies where he's like this woman. Listen to this. I really got it. Well, I couldn't have matched.

I can't leave my kid for a second without a picket of a knife. You know what I mean? Imagine if he was Puerto Riga. If you're kidding, you put me as a knife with his initials on it for Christmas. James is comfortable with knives, it's fun. Yeah, no, I don't get a higher one, my kid. This was my first time. We get to hire in their kids.

I don't know. Dance mom, but who else? I know it's pretty chill ass child. I was always sleeping. My mom, my mom, my mom, at the kitchen table when I was a six grade had a fucking, the big ziplocs of weed. I mean, it was a fucking pact and she's sitting there rolling joints with the dude upstairs

or Mel, the dude fucking Mel. That's a great upstairs guy name. Mel. You know what mine was? Guy. That's who lived above Gary and his apartment complex. I didn't even know it was weed. She just fucking rolling it and then they'd smoke it.

You know what's funny? I remember the first time my friend smoked weed around me and then it smelled like so many of my friends' houses. You're like, oh, that smells like Johnny's house. That's what his dad did. That happened to me the first time I had meatloaf. What? I don't know.

Hey, what do you got? What's next? John Tomatone. Oh, holy shit. You had what? You didn't hear it. That's how bad that was. You lost a sense. What do you got?

John Tomato asks, Hey Lewis, what's the deal with you and Lisa Ann? Oh! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Collaborate and listen. Listen, I've always wanted to do this. Hey, who is this Lisa Ann, by the way? She's a point star.

One of the most famous point stars. I know who Lisa Ann is. What are my favorite points? She's been on the show? Nailin Nailin. She's a point star. You've never searched Lisa Ann on point? No, I don't.

I don't, I don't. She's a milf point star. I do not get into, the only point star I've ever followed is, Billy Jerry. No. get into the only points that I've ever followed is barely Jerry. No. No. Six or six.

I can't watch barely J's movies because I know her. Yeah. Yeah, they're dicks too big. I know. She's listening. Well, you jerk off. Top battle porn star. What's your name again?

Lisa Ann. Lisa Ann. Yeah, she's a milf porn star. She's one of the highest. She's one of the most successful porn stars in all. Yeah, she's a milf porn star. She's one of the highest. She's one of my favorite sports stars in all terms. And she's been on Regina's banks twice. And I happen to feel, I've been very open about this. Oh my god, dude.

There's a legitimate attraction between us. Wow. You guys kissed on the show, didn't you? We did kiss on the show. Really? Yeah. Did she smoke cigars? Um, I don't think so.

She looks like she smokes cigars, but it's actually just dicks. There you go. Oh, that was the 18-year-old court about football players she was banging for a while. There you go. She didn't want to do the Sarah Panger. I got her on this. I'm Alan Paling.

Alan Paling, that's great. Yeah, she's really sweet. She's actually a really great radio host as well. She hosts her own show on Series XM, which is a fantasy football show. She is a sweet actor. She's great. No, but I haven't banged her. I don't want to enough I've banged, right?

I didn't bang Lisa. But I promise you, once I bang Lisa, and I will tell you guys about it. Great, please do. Yeah, she's hot. And can I say something? I just recently got back into Milf. Like, you know, you go through those little category changes.

Milf, Milf has, I've, oh, man. It's a good one. It's consistent. Sexy best friend's mom with a guy's just like on the bathroom look of a something that he can buy I'm supposed to be in school right now, but I'm also 27 And able just to hang my dick is 12 inches long and perfect No more never really did anything for me. What never? I'm sorry. What did you say? Milford didn't do anything or really yeah, I like the young girl, you know, fucking hot.

You guys like cuckold porn? You guys like that? Not like that shit. That's weird for me. That's like a, if I was into that, I'd start liking it. I gotta go, sorry, you know what I mean? I gotta go to therapy like today.

Really? If I was into that, because that's clearly a cuck-a-law. Cuck-a-law does where a man is fucking your wife from on of you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I love watching that. But cuckling is when you, is fucking your wife on of you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, the you're the cuckler. Yeah, you're the cuckler Lewis being the cuckley which nobody wants to be a

Oh man being the cuckley you're just like Can you stop But they have guys that are into that. Yeah, that's it. I know it's weird Yeah, but I like why you you you've never been in I've had a girl like suck my deck in front of her husband before Where for you? Stress factory? Um... I had to say it like it's a truck stop to everyone go ahead. I had a girl, I had a fucking smoking hot chick a long long time ago before I was with Dawn

Before we were married, before we were... Well, we got this. Long time ago, sexy Bobby, yeah. Keep going, I don't know. Fucking Bobby was 12. Smoke and Hot blonde with her husband and she just whispered in my ear in a fucking meet and greet line.

I wanna blow you in my husband. He wants to watch. Thanks. And I went, I looked, you're smoking. Yeah. Smoking, I went, I'll meet you in the green room in 10 minutes. Oh my God.

We've been up the rest of the meet and greet. Oh God. Everyone's like, can't pop it. Love you on this. Be like, I believe on the least. What was the husband doing when you sat in the fucking corner like a creep and the wife? Did he make eye contact with you or did you, Jack? I didn't make eye contact with him.

That was a choice. I was a decision I made. I didn't look at him once, but I looked at his wife and then right when I was sucking my dick on a knees, I was in a chair. I was like a hostage. I had my hands behind my back in the chair. She was blowing me in there right when I was going a hostage. I had my hands behind my back in the chair. She was blowing me in there right when I was gonna come. She did this thing where she stuck her hand in her shirt

and whipped out her tits. Just whipped him out. And then mushed him and went on here. Wow. And I was like, oh, the husband's like, oh, we cracked his stuff. Then I turned to the right and his dick was right there. No, I'm kidding

If you would have come over inside of licking up your calm off our tits Would it have fucked you up? No If he would over inside of licking her come out of something you fucking eat my come You're in my cup. Do you fucking that's good? So how was the ending of that where you're like? Well, I got a ten o'clock show Classy's drive classy's couple of it. This how is the ending of that where you're like, well, I got a ton of clock share Classy's drive classes couple over this is just the thing they weren't do great That's a thing. There's a lot of people they just went I go see later and I can ask them multiple occasions Um, anyway, it wasn't exactly that it was like a swap thing and then both girls ended up sucking my dick

But the other day was just cool with it like just like yeah Speaking of ask ask Lewis one more question just watching. Wow, he's like, get in there! Yeah, yeah. All right, speaking of Ask, Ask Louis, one more question? Uh, one more. Okay, a knife song says, uh, porn stars as podcast guests, haven't we had enough already? Ooh. That's not a question. That's a tell-do-its.

That's a plenty statement. I mean, he's got a point. Yeah. No, but she's good. Here's the thing, I know you're right, porn stars typically suck as guests, but she's also a radio host. She does it professionally, and she's really good. No, but she's good. Here's the thing, I know you're right. Pornso is typically suck as guests, but she's also a radio host. She does it professionally. She's really good.

I know pun intended. Oh, suck as guests. That's my thing. So, this studio is not this. I haven't hold on this Vendena a long time. You are gonna keep it. What else you got? One more.

That's it for Ask Lewis. Okay, cool. That was fucking... Ask Lewis, change to Ask Lewis a couple. Anyways, I like porn stars for the most part. They're kind of interesting. The ones I've met, but some of them are a little fucking, okay, we get it.

I remember we were on ONA once, and the girl wouldn't get naked, like she wasn't into, she just wanted to hang out. It's like, you know, they were like boo Right now in the one Patrice like yelled at her. Which ones at Patrice kicks some girls out of the studio They felt he yelled at her or something like that. He called them like ugly or something and then they left this one left the studio But other other state around Did they tell him they get naked before they went in? I don't think they tell them that but but I mean, if you're a fucking porn star,

if you took one in the asshole and one in you cut and you sucked on four dicks, and then you go on a show, maybe they can get a drink for the corporate fans, what Bob just said. Hi, David Soda, formerly MTV 2's guy, good. If you're taking, if you are having sex on camera, whether it be rectally, vaginally, with multiple partners, there's a precedence. No, I don't think that I'm just implied. If it's like a Tuesday morning, they can pay to get it up the yoss.

Right, like that. I'm ready and they're promoting themselves. Kelly's just so like, yeah, you gotta get paid to get fat. Well, look, if I hear something, if I'm inviting you on as a porn star like she's retired like at least ends retired So she came on as a guest to talk not taking any fights. She hug him up Yeah, porn star and you come on to this type of program You should assume that these dudes are gonna fucking ask You can at least take out your shirt. Especially if it's O&A or a Howard's shirt. You carried me, Mick.

You got to listen to the shirt. Oh, suck, it's dick, I swear. You're gonna beat it, you're gonna help me, Mick. You're gonna have to do it yourself. I'm not gonna let you suck this dick right here. You're gonna suck this dick in and do it on your own. Rocky retirement's in the greatest of all time. But I know what you're saying, but there isn't. I'm not saying that they have to. But there, but there's

show almost being an expectation. If you're going on any show and this wife had girls come on to Legion of Scans or there's been girls that have come on to this show and gotten like weird or gotten offended. And you go, do you not listen to what the show before you go on at first? Don't come into an environment if you're going to be thin skinned. If we're talking about broy type, you know, issues. If you're a feminist and you're not going to roll with the punches, don't come onto this show. Basically, don't be a faggot. I think that's totally fair. If it's like the breath for sure, someone's definitely, I guess. You should expect, if you want to have it stern or the porn star, expect them

to say, hey, you take it. That's almost when, that's a weird thing where they do, that's the thing where it gets frustrating where they come on. They're like, no, I'm here to hang and you're like, you're, but you're not here because of your anger. Yeah, that's like, you coming in and just talking politics, I mean, which I'd love to get it. A voice is then. Come on. I know how to do it. Make a fucking sound, mommy. You guys are not doing the macho man. What the hell's going on? You're gonna talk, Paul, you're gonna do it in fucking Kennedy's voice. You're getting the fuck out of here. What the hell's going on? You're gonna talk Paul, you're gonna do it in fucking Kennedy's voice.

You're getting the fuck out of here. Okay. I think, look man, if you're a porn star and you're, I guess you're, how do you retire, too, by the way? You just need to start taking stuff from money on camera. So she doesn't do point, no, but as you see, directing none. She produces porn, I believe. That's still in the business though.

She's retired from fucking on camera. Did you say that? Did you get a boyfriend? Well, that's the thing that's actually an interesting point like because they were saying how now they're Implementing condoms in the industry you're gonna be fine if you don't wear a condom But I forget who was good. I don't even pretend this is my point somebody made this great point There's enough porn on the internet. There's like an endless supply of non-connid porn So it's almost like they could stop making porn today. And we've got enough. We'll never go through all the porn. So the damages end, they're on the countenewer.

But as soon as I see a conum in a porn, I'm done. I think it's. I just like ate in her face. I'm like, it's like, I just want them to keep the awkward scene and where he puts it on. And he's like, yeah, just hold on a second. I want the porn. It might have worn it.

The other way, the other way. It's not real. I need it to be. I need him to pull it out. And then him convinced her that he doesn't have to wear it in the porn. It might have worn it. The other way. The other way. The other way. I need it to be. I need him to pull it out. And then him convinced her that he doesn't have to wear it in the porn. Just go like this. You know how good it feel if I didn't put it on.

And she's like, all I want to do is I want a girl to suggest the condom and then let me fuck her without it because I know at least she's got it in her head. So you want that in porn now? What if they, that's what they should do. You want to just come on baby. You want to come on baby. Just come on baby. Yeah.

So is there, is there a state that you don't have to wear? Isn't it Florida? You don't have to wear isn't Florida? You don't have to wear condom probably not I think moving porn to another state. Yeah Florida banged bros are based out of Florida I mean dude you I'm sorry. I just don't like condoms. It's it just ruins it. Yeah, I don't think anyone's excited about this There's not a guy like dude You do that eyebrow thing again. What the fuck is that?

What are you cartoon? Bob, could you date a porn star? Let's see, we're single. Obviously, Max is growing up a little bit. No, because I like a square. I've always, I never like to chig with a headshot. And they've got a circle in order to be attracted to you. I thought it was really funny, but give me the bomb man.

I don't like it. You know what that was first day of school joke. By the way, we're gonna have a lot of fun here. I don't like Mr. Gomez. I don't like a chick with, uh, I don't want a chick with a, you know, a headshot. I like a chick with a hoax. I don't want a hoax, dude.

Fucking hopes and dreams. I like my chick. I like my chick wanted to be a wife and a mother. I like that. She loves it too. She doesn't, she fucking loves it. She sound like you're like in the kid's like, look at a vacuuming.

She loves it. I tell you, drive it. It gets real hard. I'm gonna tell you, I'm not a kid. She caught me up the other day. What are these? Amber Alerts. Oh, it's the Amber Alert.

Take your phones off the day. We found her. And she was's the amber alert. Take your phones off the day. We found her. And she was in the back of a dog. Her dog's deranged. Turns out there's a dodge caravan on its side. At least I can never buy American. She actually got very excited the other day. And this is true story.

Just sweeping. She's like, but she goes, no, it doesn't. The dust pan. She goes, they's like, mm-hmm. But she goes, no, it goes in the dust pan. She goes, they have the new, the Dyson I wanted. Okay, first off, real talk right now, I get it. Dyson vacuum cleaners are amazing. Well, they make them fucking purple and blues. Okay, the colors are amazing.

It's like a really wonka purple. It's not like a purple that's even on a fucking chart anywhere. Would I work to bebath and be honest beyond when we would unload the Dyson load? Yeah, it was like security was ramped up. Yeah, so like one of those, oh, they'd bring it right up to the port where usually you'd have to like get down grab the box is There's like up in there tight the managers with a clipboard like yeah, man move the units. She called me she called me two days ago She goes I got a deal on the dice in that I wanted for the last Cup did it done and I just said I don't get it

Whatever you want baby, but she went down the out the other bed bath because they live it over here I feel like if this was the 50s I would be your friend who's clearly in the closet where I'm like you got the new Tyson You know we haven't seen Dan with a gallon quite a while. Yeah. A single. I couldn't do what you could data points. So you'd be great with a point star.

I think at this juncture in my life, I could just date my singing politically. You know what it is? Because I think I could block myself off from ever truly falling in love with her. Oh, cool. So I could just date her casually and have fun with her and deal with, you know.

Could you date a stripper or an escort? Look, I mean, porn stars, I really look at them just same thing as escorts. No, I did an escort. I did. You did? Yeah. From where? Boston.

What did you hire her to meet? No, it was, I mean, I dated two people that were strippers. And then I dated one girl that did like footwork or like eyes would pay to like rubber foot. What about the, what about the escort? Did she fuck dudes yet? Well, okay So I've been with two people were at squirts and I was actually I thought this was funny both of them Right in the beginning they were I knew they were strippers and then I would and then they would say that they were Eskores and they would both make the point to be like oh, but I'm a high-end escort

Yeah, I'm not judging you on the price point here I'm a what's a high-end what's a high-end? I'm asked but I was curious. I think high-end's like five grand Emma Emma Emma Emma. Okay, that is a big difference though Because if it's an escort in a stripper well, no, be doing a low-end escort and a high end That's what point Sunni bucks suck you off for a B Girl then a girl's like, hey, for $2,500, I'll fuck a guy.

And a guy who can afford that, typically is gonna be a certain stature. Even do you believe him anyway? Like, if you were gonna be an escort, I would, you would just say I'm high. And anyway, that's a show up. It's like very good looking, you know, and anything. If I say, but here's the thing,

if I say to my wife, look, we can't afford the dice in this month, she'll wait. You did an escort, she's gonna go suck it there for a dice in. Yeah. She'd be like, go get it myself. And then all of a sudden the Dyson's there. Well, I couldn't do it like that.

We need a new porn. I couldn't do it like that. A girl that is, I mean, what if she was a stripper? There's something sexy about her being. You look so surprised when I said I did it a stripper. You did. No, the escort.

I did it a stripper. That's a whole fucking nightmare. But because they hate men. Strippers hate men. It's true. They fucking hate men. They really do. We used to get arguments hate men. Strippers hate men. Yeah, it's true. They fucking hate us. They really do. We used to get an arguments about it.

They really hate us. They fucking hate us. But I was always like, you're seeing the, I mean, you're seeing people in an environment that you know that that's where they're cut and lose. Yeah, I know. But. That's why bug me, Daytona.

I was like, oh man, that's kind of, it's like, the little fucking be a librarian. I agree. You won't, you'll see smart guys. Right. Nerdy fucking smart guys all day. Totally. You know, you bitch in about a job that you put yourself in you you literally just

Opened your asshole to right right guys you fucking swung around a pole and then licked your own tit for a dollar And you're he's the fucking I mean come on. What are you doing? It's hard work though Well with a porn star though you get the Almost like the the the extra sexiness of her being like a certain stature and celebrity of it. It's like, you know, just a fucking dirty hooker at a hotel room. It's like there's no upside to it. Lou is the high end. Lou is the gonna talk about my professional career.

What's the upside of her making a lot of money by fucking other guys? The upside is like, I keep like, oh, I'm dating Lisa Ann or a baby. It's other porn star. It's like that's kind of cool. Yeah. You know, you go, you show up to a fucking industry party with a Hot star on your arm. That's gonna yeah, but when someone's an escort you can usually tell they have like a look if you're dating a Pointer that's like the affliction shirt of girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, the lifestyle

I have. Yeah, you're absolutely people banging us. Yeah, there's nothing worse than a guy dating, like a famous guy with a point study. Like, you fucking Mickey Rook stop it. Stop getting surgeries. What? I'm cool with it. What about a retired porn star? Look, I don't give a fuck if you're retired or you're not. I mean, I don't care, but, you know, if you, this girl, she seems cool, I guess, but.

Polisa? Yeah, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna date her? I should ask her to, I should call her when she's on the show and ask her on the date. Like, if I saw Lewis with this girl, she's smoking hot. Crazy, yeah.

Okay, she's got apparently a good business sense. Great business. She quit and she's actually directing, she's staying in the business. I looked up her celebrity. She's not trying to go on the sci-fi network and become some legit actress. And I would cool with that.

If I saw him with her, I mean, tell her who it is She's on celebrity net worth. Yeah, everybody's obvious $50,000 celebrity net worth. I moved up to a hundred Actually rich bosses Rich bosses still beating me He still beat me House is worth more than $50,000 your network has to be more than that. I know it's just boss But rich bosses 300,000 no that's a done in his teeth are worth that much. Have you been dating Lou? No.

No. Not dating. Have you been, uh, I am? I'm suing the royal oats. Um, I would prefer not to discuss my, I would not, I would not, I would not, I would not, I would not, I would not, I would not, I would not, I would not, I would not, I would not, I would not, I would not, I would not, I would not, I would not, I would not, I would not not, I would not, I would not, I would not, I would not, I would not, I would not, I would not

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eventually just gets sick of each other. You know what it's like, the type of thing where you're just fucking, it's actually a great dane cook joke I heard him when he was in New York, do it. It's like you just hear the way like people talk to each other when they're done with each other. And just like, hey, can you just do the dishes?

I'm like, alright! Yeah. Fucking bitch,, all right! Yeah. Fucking bitch! Yes, dishes! That's where we're at. You've got a lot healthier wire you're with, though that's like you lost all the way all the way. No, she met me when I was shredding.

Oh, she did. Yeah, but he became fat as fuck with it. I'm getting there over that big cage. Right now, he came back from vacation, and he got nothing would make me happier than to see you a fifth fat. I know, no, this will be my third fat. I started gaining weight again because I got depressed. I started eating a lot. But I'm back on the real estate one week strong

Friday and for my fans, the real estate dudes out there and the glow lights out there that were inspired by the real estate. Those two different fans? They're inspired. Two different. They're inspired. They're inspired. They're inspired. They're inspired. They're inspired. They're inspired. They're inspired.

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Yeah Oh Shit Hey Lou me and bubble white for you come on come back. Oh no Kelly's going after you know that's a wrong knock Remember what I was talking about I'm talking about oh your diet. Oh, yeah, you're depressed. You're the fucking dudes and the gomites that are out there. There's Mrs. Comet, too, which is what the more I'm telling them. Shut up. This is what

I'm telling them. Who's the bully now? I said I'm a bully. I admit it. You are a fucking folly who won't admit that you're a bully. I did. I just own your bully. Yes, we need to be okay with it. I guess can be bully buddies. Boole buddies in. We should just do it in an hockey team together. Really buddy. Best brothers. I'm belly buddy. Um, uh, no fucking I'm, I, what's good is I let myself go a little bit. I took a picture of myself and I'm going to for the next month to the real estate and show

the fans how effective it is. And then for the new year, I will be inspiring all the go mites to get their lives in order. You inspired not school your chair constantly? No. He's a tagging you. God, he's moving back and forth the whole time is keep my legs. Just go Mo, stop getting confident. I will punch you writing your fucking fat ass. I've never threatened anybody physically Yes, you have I just threatened me physically because you're a fucking animal hit me. You've thrown bottles at me I remember you throw stuff

I'm actually an intervention one day. It's gonna be everybody that you've thrown stuff at I never do that you What I throw you bottle water bottle one I was sitting over there for what I don't know you're lying saying something you didn't like Yeah I love that we get that a video to you Somebody screen grabbed in. Screen got you. No! Mommy, please no!

Um, yeah, man, you threw stuff at me. I didn't throw stuff. Stop fucking you, Dan. You're a fucking asshole. You're not bully, you too. Fucking derosis still talking about me. Well, what did derosis say about you? I'm kidding. I was you said you guys No, no you guys are cool now. I know we're cool, but I was on the middle of that. I'm cool with everybody Dan

I was on the middle of that for a little bit. Yeah, whatever it is on the middle of that. I don't know how to talk dude Fuck so stupid it's funny I mean I want to watch you bang my wife My fucking My worst nightmare is fucking low Be it fucking shivers turning my baby monitor on here and so will you want me to put these dishes? So I guess we could just start with you on your back Bobby's gonna hate this. I'm gonna full bulldog

See his fucking dirty knucklehand rubbing maxes head in the crib. Yeah, go to sleep little Maxi All right, let's get the fuck out of here man. This has been a great show. I don't want to kill it All right, so we're gonna go in the round the room. Let's go to you first and tell people your Twitter your thing What you got shows coming up here as playing Peter Pan in the off-roadway performance of pan I actually just got an audition for a Jewish mother. Yeah, yeah, this is like the most audition I've ever gotten but you should fire your agent. This is actually not even, this is this complicated. But my website's emacomity.com, my Twitter's at emacomity.

I'm doing a bunch of colleges next month, and then I'm actually, I'm going to L.I. for three weeks. I'm just around, so if I do, you want to see me go to my website. All right, cool, you Twitter and everything's up there. I'm not big on Twitter. I got to get more bad at it, but everything's on my website.

I'm do Instagram a lot. Check it out, Kelly, what do you got, Bumma? I'm just gonna on Twitter. I gotta get more about it, but everything's on my website. I'm do Instagram on it. Check it out. Kelly, what do you got, Bumma? I'm just going to my website, kelevsjugga.com and Twitter at kelevsjugga. I'm going to be in Perth in February and Adelaide in March and Melbourne in March, April and then Tezzi, check my, well, get the fuck out of here, you son of a bitch. It sounds like you're making up cities. I'm not going to be in the wall of e-phones

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I haven't listened to Kelly's podcast, but it's just fucking noise. It's fucking noise. It's just fucking noise. It's just fucking noise. It's just fucking noise. It's just fucking noise. It's just fucking noise.

It's just fucking noise. It's just fucking noise. It's just fucking noise. It's just fucking noise. It's just fucking noise. It's just fucking noise. It's just fucking noise. It's just fucking noise. Just call Lewis up. Hey Lewis. Your eyes start bleeding What the fuck get a positive Podcasts like an iron man when he put that thing it was here What do you got Dan besides everything? Water's everywhere at dance odor on Twitter. I'll be in Nashville at Zane's the 11th and 12th

I watched it fall. There's no like he fell. I didn't know you were water everywhere. I gotta go solve a fucking puzzle I'm a little autistic. I was just like whoa Yeah, I'll be in Nashville hang on what's next December 11th and 12th Zane's hey, Zaini's. Hey, don, what's up? Is everything all right? Yeah, everything's good. What are you doing? I'm doing my podcast, honey.

Oh, no. Hi, Ron. Hi, Ron. Hi, Ron. Hi, Ron. Hi, everything okay? Yeah. Yeah, everything's good.

Yeah. How's it? How's it? It's called me when you're done. All right. How's your vacuum cleaner? You're loving it? Yeah, it's great. All right, I're done. All right, how's your vacuum cleaner? You love it? Yeah, it's great. All right, I love you.

I'll talk to you later. Oh, hi. You got this, sir. I'm looking for you. Oh, my god. I wanted to tell the boys. I wanted to tell the fellas, how much you like playing with that vet?

Yeah. That's good as my boys. You say if you better be, or I'm going to come home and give you three kisses on the cheek. And I think you know what I'm talking about. Where you going with Jesus? Sorry. OK, the teeth. That was it. That what I'm talking about. What are you talking about? Jesus. Sorry.

That was it. That was it. Dan, you get the bonfire on Sirius XM. The bonfire, which is killing it. Monday and Wednesdays. I mean, killing it, man. I hear that. Killing what?

Legion's Gangs? You know what? That's reviews that joke a couple of times. I mean, that's the thing that people say, so that I keep on reinforcing it. Yeah, we get how comedy works. Yeah. What do you got, Lewis? Guys, please.

Besides a dumb tattoo and a dumb hat. My brand new show. It's a great hat. You guys can get this at Legion of Stank's Day. I want one. Can I get one? Yeah, give me your address. I've been waiting for mine, so I guarantee Bob

is gonna get his before you. I really want one. I love it. When am I gonna be on the show? I'm literally gonna punch in your fat fucking head. You don't call me. Because I've asked you for a thousand times. You went on fucking the SDR show before you went on Legion of Skanks. You go on fucking everybody else's body show. But name one name another show. Name one more show. That was two years ago that's insane what are you

taking your headphones up I don't want to be a part of this when I I went on before that but first of all Dante was on the network and he asked me to be on so I went to Brooklyn and I'm not to Brooklyn and said you won't come on lead if you see the size of Dante yeah Bobby I want you in the show I'm not fighting that. Yeah. And then he helped me move my desk in, my bowling alley desk. Yeah. So I would love to be on, but go ahead.

Anyway, guys, go check out go to LegionScanx.com. We got two shows a week. One is free on iTunes and on YouTube. And the other one, if you guys love the show, you can sign up for AnthonyComia.com. Also check out my brand new show. We got the countdown with Michael Bispin, UFC middleweight and myself.

Every Thursday, 6 a.m. Eastern Standard Time. It's great. On Series X, I'm Russian 93. Lots of fun stuff happening. The coolest thing on Earth, this Friday, me and Skopo, Skopo already knows the announcement. Huge announcement day on the Real Ass Podcast. This Friday at noon, go to the Real Ass Podcast,

YouTube page, the biggest announcement in the history of podcasts will you tell me after what is it like not live but after yes I'll tell you what I'd be excited about it no you'll be intimidated oh damn I Chris go bow dot com. What do you get for the last show? Oh my oh show on the network It was a fun time. Yeah, thank you having me corporate well done good job. Good. Sure. That's it Gates can I put on my dance piece?

I'll be on the show again before the dates dude you come on next week. You want to come on next? You're a fucking asshole. Do you want to come on next week? So I tell the fans that I'm too successful to be on the show, that's just not true, everyone, snow that. You had 19 podcasts and you did your show today. It's true, what? Dude, I only basically went back to a regular schedule since I've been back from Canada,

but every time you do your show and you're an asshole, but go ahead, do you think. What do you got? January 6th, I'll be headlining Connick Simmel,'ll hear you son. And then January 27th, I'm in Miami. All my Miami go mites down there. I'm fucking coming for where? I don't even know. I gotta look at Miami. Looking up at gommascomedy.com. Wait, you just promoted a date where you don't know the venue. You know, people live in Miami just are ears just perked up and they're like, Oh shit, gomm mess is coming to my end.

I'll look out for it now. They looked at the glass and they saw the ripple in the water. This is Christ. What are you? This is stupidest plug I've ever heard of my life. Oh, you can check out my website, twist.tv slash R2D poo. That's it. Any shows?

Yeah, I'm auditioning at Greenwich Village Comedy Club tonight. So if you want to check that out. That's fucking great. Good for you, man. You're telling people to come and watch your audition. But it's all I got. Come and fuck it. Why wouldn't you?

Go in laugh man, go and support him. Or not, something you, I don't really care. He's got some good stuff man. He sent me a tape. I mean, you ever seem to stand up? Yeah, he was there that night. The tape that you saw, he was there. Oh shit.

All right, well, I was hoping that he did this. So he'd go, no, I don't know his act now. I'm sure it's great Just don't plug anything you know you know Any who you ask me what I got you know, he's got it. Go see him tonight Thanks for listening. We have some actually some huge news coming up We we got a new show coming to the network Which I'm very very excited about is that the real-est Podcast? I guess we'll have to wait till Friday to see.

Whoa! It's actually great. We got a new show coming down. What's that happened? Just a... What happened? Just finalized that today. Very excited about that.

And we got a bunch of stuff happening with the network. In the next couple of months for the new year, we've got a lot of big stuff happening. In the new year, we've been making some announcements that I'm very proud of and I'm very excited about working hard towards it. It's finally coming to fruition. Stay tuned for that. I thank you guys for listening to the show every week and downloading it, checking out the YouTube page. If you do watch us downloading it, checking out the YouTube page,

and if you do watch us on YouTube, just hit the subscribe button and the thumbs up if you like the show. I know there's one guy that hits a thumbs down every week. I hope you, I really do. I hope you and your family die in a fucking fiery car crash. It's the same person. Just before you fucking die, you hit thumbs up

on a bunch of. Yeah. Hey Bob, where can people find you? Why is your mic off? Oh no. So it's working. Why does she sound like that? I don't know.

Where can people find you? We're going to do that right now, Kelly. Thank you very much. We're going to go robbercowelive.com for all my shit, Twitter, Facebook, everything. What else? What are the dates I got? I just did Tampa. We're going to be going to where we going

Tampa no that's that's last week Chrissy McGubbies oh my McGubbies is McGubbies is Tampa no you gonna McGubbies I'm going to McGubbies last week Yeah, so this is if you listen to live I'm gonna be in McGubbies this week Where are we? Just read it. Hey, we guy December 3rd 4th and 5th in Megoobies I'm not gonna yell just accept people yeah, January 8th bananas. It's also has work heights. Yeah, just X8th and 9th Bobby it's good January 14th 15th 16th comics Mojican some I go to robacadolive.com. I got a tour. I'm gonna be announcing for next year

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