Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Nick DiPaolo

Episode Date: January 23, 2015

Nick Di Paolo sits down for a one on one YKWD with Robert. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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¡No es la hora de estar como un caminete! ¡Me voy a encontrar a ustedes! I'm coming to the funniest podcast on the planet Earth. I always try to keep it like a comic-can. I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting there. And sometimes it's hilarious. Sometimes it's intense. Nick Kapala is on the show. There he is, right there. Look at that.

That's him. Nick Kapala is another senseless killing. His new album, new album, actually special. I didn't know what you're calling it. It is available right now at NickDip.com. You can buy it, own it. It's unfucking believable. It's gonna be one of the best comedy clubs in the country,

act me. It's in the top 100 pre-orders, alright? It's unbelievable. Whatever that means. It's gonna be 102 albums of it. And here's the best part about it. The great Niktapalos here right now. And you did it by yourself.

Did I just blow the big reveal? No. If I'm talking. No. You didn't. We already blew that when fucking he goes, what do you want the big reveal? I'm talking. No. You didn't. We already blew that when fucking he goes, what do you want me to do? I fucking literally said, I want you to go here. I'm going to point to you, then you go to Nix,

and you go, I got it. Before the show, you said, I'm going to tap you once, and then that'll cue you. Are you needed to tap? I'm sorry. You tapped me like I was, say that. I like this kid already. Words mean something.

That's how I live my life. My wife will say something that minor, they're not followed through with it. I like that. Cool, words mean something. That's how I live my life. My wife will say something that minor, they not follow through with it. I like that. Cool. Very indie. Yeah, I'm like your wife. A little bit.

Your head looks like one of our tits. Ha ha ha. We got, uh, we got, we got, we got, we got Chris Goppo's hanging with us, the producer of the YKWD. And, uh, we got D-Poos here. And, uh, you did did now you said it's the top 100 pre-orders on iTunes. Yeah, that's fucking great.

I went out to LA and did all those other things. All the podcast, what do you want? I did Corolla, I did Rogan, I did Fit Simmons, J-Mor. That's great. And it was a blast. It's rented a car, went out there, that's all I did. That's the way to's great. And it was a blast. Just rented a car without that's all I did That's the way to fucking do it. It was nice And now how how long to take you to set that up? Who set that up yourself me? You just made calls

I was laying on the couch. I said Jesus. I got to do something Really Nobody else is gonna do it. I forgot. I'm in business for myself. I just realized that year 28 I put something into this Like my last album when styrofoam This oh, yeah, so I just see you know, I I text Rogan who I hadn't talked to in a while. It's kind of a ballsy move right and fits in all of them and

Me and Billy Burr. I couldn't hook up with our schedules, right, but but he even you know gave me a nice plug at the beginning His and I saw yeah, but the Rogan thing. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck is huge. It's like on the tonight show in 1976. Yeah, not one of them plugged my album, my special. Why not? I don't know. What do you mean when you were on with them? No, no. Oh, no. I can't get on. I can't get on nor do you. Well, you can have a TV show. You can a special out. Yeah, please. Well, five years, I'll't get on. I can't get on nor did it. You will. You can have a TV show. You can have a special out. Yeah, please.

Well, five years I'll be whittling in my garage like a retiree. You got a really nice garage though. But yeah, it was awesome. And right, it's front-throw-car and drove around out there. Right. And yeah, I've rogued and we did three hours just sitting there. I know, I watched it.

Did you see my tweet? Yes, thank you very much. I was fucking in my car watching it. It's still, the activity is still going on. From it. I was fucking in my car watching it. It's still the activity still going on from it I mean same with the fit Simmons and Jage is Jage is posted it yesterday really the one I did at Jage great So and Corolla's you know who shows a monster do so it kicked up a lot of dust and and yeah, I mean This could Jason who's distributing you know sends me stats Have you seen how you save the best for last

Absolutely, I got a whole bunch. Yeah Now you're gonna get four people What do you mean? I'm kidding. No, come on. Seven eight nine nine ten. Come on. Don't don't I'm I love the fact that you went to your one of your favorite comedy clubs and You filmed this by yourself you hired hired the team, you spent your own cash. What made you do that? I didn't know there's a lot. Oh, I don't know. Maybe because comedy's chantal Netflix every time they look at something in my mind, they go, oh, it's a little rough around the edges. Shut up. You fucks. Is that true? Well, yeah, you get single

housewives going. I, Tina thought it was a little rough. You know, really? I don't think Nittrtonic relates like 22 year olds anymore. I do though. That's was a little rough. You know, really? I don't think Nitter Nick relates like 22-year-olds anymore. I do though. That's was on my Twitter. That's the big misnomer. Yeah. I have fans from age 18 to 66. And if these stupid fucks in the industry would realize that,

that's the demographic. Maybe if I stop referring to them as stupid fucks, am I going to migrate to? It's just like a huge podcast. But fucking dumb cunt, soccer moms, you don't realize. Yeah, motherfucker. Listen, no, but I do, but they don't, come on, you know who runs comedy, you have a walk through comedy center, it's just three guys in there, two of them

are wearing kiltz. They don't. I happen to like comedy shows shows do because they actually... I do too, I mean, but you know, I know you say, dude. I know you say, dude. I built a network of my back for Christ's egg. And what am I, be author? I'm hit 70 now, his tit's a sagging.

What a weapon network. Can I say something though? Here's the best part about it though, with technology the way it is. That now you can, if you... Yes. Because if this was 20 years ago, 10 years ago, I'm shot out. I'd be fucked, dude. They all said no to me.

I know. We'd be done. I know. What are you gonna go to rascals on a fucking eight millimeter? Fucking take 10 years to edit, because you got to cut and tape it. Some fucking bald guy who's an insurance guy during the day. All right, we're gonna edit tonight for three hours, and then my wife, I gotta go home.

Yeah, exactly. I gotta work at Tom McCann selling shoes and I'm on. Tom McCann. Yeah, that's what I do it around the nighttime, my edit there on the day. Do you remember back in the day in Boston, especially you'd have to hire that fat guy with a jacket with like shoulder pads

would come in videotape? Yes. And having a video camera was like, oh my god, and he charged you like 500 bucks. And just to put your name at the beginning was like, hold like Robert Kelly. At fucking the grill, 93, cost like $150. And then like a month later,

you'd see him on America's most wanted because he filmed two 14 year old girls in a tub. You know, but he did good work. And we needed, but yeah, so it's a whole new ball game. You don't have to go through the traditional channels. Thank God, you know So I do it and I love to act me. That is my favorite club in the whole world and I've never played it Oh, I mean I've heard about this club. Yeah, it's a 260 seats probably 270 You'll go there on a Tuesday night and it'll be sold out and everybody paid to get in.

Didn't you film yours on a Tuesday or something like that? I did. Yeah. Actually Chris, I did a Monday or a Tuesday and it was awesome. Yeah. And I have been going there for a while. I took a point where he put me in the Pantages Theater. I sold it thousand tickets one year.

No shit. Yeah, but then I didn't go back where I went back too soon and tried to do it again. And you know, I'm not quite that many. 14. Somebody hitting the chest with a full high in a contaminant is it a show? Really? No. So out of the 28 people.

So but I go so I'm back I act me and and and and and this guy his name is Lewis that runs it. I'm fucking full high again. There's a good laugh. I love the nice visuals and I love details. That's what that's what the funniest and details Funniest I could just see it all of you I'll cut off the chest a can you know That was my weapon of choice as a cable where you used to get into fights. Oh full camp full camp beer

Oh, yeah, if you get him right here, right in the head right here open up. Yeah, yeah Open you up like a right melon fuck cold if it doesn't work your in trouble. You better run fast Yeah, yeah, yeah, open you up like a right melon fuck cold if it doesn't work your in trouble you better run fast Fuck guy opens it starts drinking out of it Thanks buddy that Boston that fucking Charlestown accent. Thank you fucking clock soccer. I'm gonna smash you into Papa G No, you lucky at a run to the pack you get myself Short for package store folks I'm like, a packie. A packie. I was short for package store folks.

He's the house in college. And he's the column packies down here, everybody. What the fuck are you talking about? Where'd you go to school, Chris? Sacred Heart. Where'd he get? Okay. We, uh, so yeah, you, this club, I worked the other club in Minnesota.

Knuckle Tints. No, little kid marks. The one in the mall there. Shit stains. The one in the mall. Fucking, plus balls. Nice people who own it, but the club is just like Jesus Christ. Well, it's in the mall, you know. one of the mall fucking Pussballs nice people who own it But the club it's just like Jesus Christ What's in the mall, you know the ceilings at 80 feet high? I know this guy's hitting fungles before the game

Some of the twins are taking out feel That's what I tell these jerk offs, you know the guys that open these improvs even now you go in you Hello, hello, hello, hello, it's like it's like playing out walking into a stadium guys You don't I mean it's like you do this for a living and a stadium. Guys, you don't, I mean, it's like, you do this for a living and you don't know that a low sailing is the key to a good comedy club. Unless you're Kevin Hart and you're playing, you know, airplane hangers, but then they put monitors

up everywhere, but yeah, Acme, dude, you will fall in love with it. I mean, it's to the point where it's almost not a good barometer, you can do like a shitty joke and get a roar But the other thing is this guy has trained his crowds. It's on there for you talking about years They I've been there. You know how I am somebody far to them. They're all over you in the crowd Yeah, I've been there five times. I haven't yet to tell somebody

To to low with their voice or shut off a phone really they're all sitting there like they're in a Theater you don't need to do a theater. People don't have drinks or waitresses Yeah, and they just stare you and listen to you That's what this club is like wow and then then on top of it how it's structured with the low ceiling and the energy's right in your face And and the guy couldn't be more generous. I mean he really pays and you leave there feeling good about yourself The actual club the place it It's in his is beautiful Yeah, it's all really cool. Yeah, I don't build like there's a radio guy That has a podcast really nice guy. He's he's at the beginning of my special. That's me being interviewed by Tom

But I know shit. Yes, that's him. Yes He guys is that multi-zillion in I know he's the fucking that he has his podcast right upstairs After his radio show from doing radio is a Zilena radio and voiceover But he's been the king of you know for a Minneapolis and and been doing voiceover on national commercials for years So now great guy and his whole family was there And that's him at the beginning of my special. Now, the guy who owns it, what's the guy who owns the club? Lewis Lee. Lewis Lee.

Is he Chinese? He's Asian. I don't know what flavor. I don't know. Broccoli and Mandarin. I don't know. But broccoli. I would say Lewis Lee, I don't know.

I should know that. But you're not going to meet a more fair guy. I mean, the night I shot the thing, you know, the two shows I walked out of there with a nice check. Yeah, what I'd get paid to do like two weeks in a club. Not me? Wow. He couldn't be more fair, you know, and he's, it's just a pleasure to work there.

I mean, you know, that's great. And is that why you showed you special there? Because it's your favorite club. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, basically. And then when you shot it, did you use just one show and then add a little, or just,

did you, which show did you use? We shot, how many did I do? I think I did three. Three shows. I did three. And you used the majority out of one. I did. Right. I think like the second one was the best.

It's all, like I did the same thing. I thought, I actually thought the first one was the best, but then the second one won up here in the better. Yeah. It was just a better energy with the crowd and everything was flow and mo, but like internally. Yeah. I felt more, I think because the first one I got,

the second one I was just fuck it, but we used most of the second one. Did yeah on it, you know, and you can't even fucking tell All right, no, it's pretty far. It's pretty a me you but there's a couple shots I can see where there was like some hot chick and then there's some fucking ball dude And it tells road work. There's one scene. He's doing a bit at the end of the bit It's the same thing and it's a totally different guy in the front row Yeah, it's hilarious Maybe that chick was the ball guy. I don't know. It's a village

Fucking creeps down here So yeah, we I I love the fact now now Rogan did yeah comedy works in comedy works You know Morgan Murphy. Yeah, did a small everybody. I love it. I fucking love it because it's like why the fuck are we in a theater? Well, I look I don't I'm not gonna poop who theaters because I've been to a few cents that I'd go You know what I did the thing. Well you did it. Did you do yeah? You told me about Santa Cacino Oh, how great was that what you wouldn't you shoot something there at the one and yeah, dude that was because it's it's an actual Bowl the seats go up it's intimate it's

intimate it's an intimate theater for comedy yes and and uh... one in Connecticut Ridgefield yeah so i'm not poo-poing on because it's not right now i should stop doing that too you're right you're right i i but but not like a huge one but i'm i don't have that problem i'm not that big that i'm gonna do two thousand seats anything bigger than that even Steve Martin if you read his books yeah that's when he started to hate it When he was doing a reen is but how can you how can you turn down that kind of dog? Yeah, but But yes to capture the energy and when you think a Lenny Bruce is somebody like you picture him downstairs in a basement right right kind of a Gritty that that's what this was kind of a bird's-eye view. We had a roaming camera too. Yeah, so you know

It's some shots where you feel like you're in the second roll looking up at me Yeah, it's in my fat face. It's like you know when I was describing how I want to mine It's like I want to hear when I want to hear individual laughs like a comedy club when that you do a theater It's just a rolling laughter a rolling line when you do it when you do it when you hear somebody's album And it's in a club. Yes, You can hear the fucking guy in the back. You can hear, that's a black lady laughing right now. Yes, that chick just got that. She's probably cooking, but.

I, yeah. Yes, is there any need of that type of shit? No, you're right. You're absolutely right. That's what, and you can hear the glasses clanking and you can make it. You kind of get that mental picture. And now to film that now every now

We're all we're able to do that which is fucking awesome. I love it. I love it even this I mean we're doing video on this yeah Doing that well that's a that's a thing that we're probably gonna start doing with your podcast Well, let's stop talking about it and maybe we could sprang up there Not gonna get sprang You're gonna get this fucking Hindu and fat ass fucking lesbian right here Whoever whatever I gotta go buy another computer whatever you know my boiler went today So are you kidding me fucking hand that I well it's on the warranty how do you left? Oh?

That's nice, huh, but that's what the shit out. I just got a brand new one put in. Yeah we we have one nine and a half years ago but the water is so horrendous up where I live. Why? It's so it's hard. It has so much so many minerals in it. Yeah. It's it's hard is anywhere in the nation. It'll put a gritter on it. We got all that shit stupid. I'm kidding. You fucking dummy. I got a joke. I'm gonna put a gritter. You know what the fuck that is? Jesus. It's a fucking what's one of the I should know that word. Yeah, yeah Do you know a breader is what is it? Good for you Chris what the fuck is it?

I didn't go to Xavier hot Just the water filter for you you know you put your full bridge you put it on not put on the fucking faucet I know it's a bad I saw those do it. You saw fucking every not breters But I did that was like a Ponzi scheme you sell the water filter and you know You know the guy more sells more filters. Yeah, that type of shit. Yeah, I did that for one In between heroin Muelling That's my biggest fear of the breath. Yes if you said bread, I would have got it.

Every night when the heat kicks on, I can hear it. You just had a whole new heating system, 15 fucking grand put into my house. That'll last you, but oh. All right, exactly. I put, actually when it goes on, I'm like, if this fucking breaks, we're dead. Like I'm fucked.

This is thousands of fucking dollars. High dead. Wait, first of ball you you want a TV show and you just shot a special shut up dude good money a dough I went by your house I saw this sale boat yeah I'm fucking sale but not your house no I'm gonna fucking double wide first of all dude my house compared to your house is redecure let's not get into the I could fit nine of my houses into your house that big my just made a stone they don't make them anymore like that my my house is not good. You're fucking

How to make a meal? Your house is fucking magical and here's how magical here's how magical your houses must have leprechaun suck I mean off lashing I've been doing I've been up there probably five times Every time I go when I make that fucking turn it's not it I'm like yes I get a feeling of that I'm like you know when they came over to Hill and Oz and they were like and they were like they came in and all of a sudden that happens to me every time I go to you all of that and the three midges I have working the front gate but he's got a game I say you know he doesn't

have a gate he has a river you know it he doesn't have a gate. He has a river. No, it's not. You have a moat river. You have a river that comes through. Well, I've that brook that goes by the front, but I have a pond. All right, I you call it a bridge. When you come around the corner, what you expect to see, soon as you see the stone houses, you see the pond, you expect to see Fredo taking one on the back of the head and a little boat. I'm not sure you do. That's just what it looks like. And you like some people's houses that are awesome, you get over it it the second or third time you're there. You're really good.

But then some houses you're like, oh, get over it. I'm excited to go there. Every time you go, and I think it's the fucking road into his house, it goes like, where the fuck am I? Is it here? Did I make a wrong turn? I think it's, and then it goes to dirt road.

And then you make this turn and you hear like babbling water and you're like, when? It suits you. Yeah, it really is. It's like being on vacation. Because all those houses up there were cottages. It's up in Lake area, you know? But it looks like the Tahoe compound

and the Gulf, and I've did that one. So some of my wives out work, and I pretended I was Michael, I was standing looking out that bay window. And I just went, I pull my head down real quick. And she was gardening. I keep going over that line. pu- But, yeah, you come around the corner.

I still get when I come around the corner, it feels like, you know, and that's what the guy who sold the house to us said, it feels like you're on vacation when you go. Yeah, man. And then your wife answers it though and you realize you, huh? Uh-huh. I mean, you got a fucking horse too, the way I don't my wife you have a horse yeah I bought my wife a horse yeah I don't I got a house huh at your house no yeah we keep in the attic with the I bought my no it's in I I think it's in the

stable stable the stable's not my house though he could though if you want a half hours you can have a stable You can have a fucking horse roaming you back here if you wanted to. Mm. All right, I got my wife, my wife boots off zappos. Okay. So fuck you, making money. Is that what you get your brighter?

Ha, ha, ha. And you know, it's funny too, because you think you make money off of these shows, and yet it's great money, but after the manager of doing a TV show, the manager, the lawyer, the agent, and the fucking government, but here's the thing. Yeah.

Okay. I don't have any of those. Right. That's what I did, and here I hit, sit showless. But you have a hit, fucking new special. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. And that's by the wife of Goat with this money. That all goes to you, right?

That all goes to you. Yeah. There's no middle man. Well, I got a guy distributing. all goes to you. Yeah, there's no middle man Well, I got a guy distributing he takes a tie. Yeah, but there's not a fucking company, but no, no Yeah, most of it. Yes. No, I paid off the guys. He shot it and you know, and we'll say you know, but you got a book How much is it how much you charge it five bucks right eight charge in eight bucks eight eight bucks now or as much as you want Eight some some guy paid 208. 208 bucks. 208 bucks.

And another guy paid 101 bucks. That's great. I have fans out there. Yeah, you got good fans. You got two good ones. Let's fuck you. Couple of them try to pay four. Couple hundred of them.

They try to go down. Yeah, they hit the money on Twitter. What are you kidding me? What am I made of fucking money? No, but I'm happy with it. It was a good set. A good saw. It's actually too dirty for me.

Really? Yeah, it's actually dirty. That's the one thing. When I started doing those rows, I got thrown into the dirty counter. You saw my stuff at the beginning of my career. I had a lot of TV clean. The three half hours on comedy central, I couldn't curse.

You know, so I mean, I proved I could do that. And then you get to a certain level, you're like, fuck it, I'm just gonna let it fly. But this one's, yeah, it's a little, little, you know, filthy for me. But there's some dark stuff that I like, you know, talking about suicide and people hanging. We should like that, you know, stuff with the holidays.

Ha, ha. But that's what I love about comics, hours, because you see the, where they, where they've been for the last couple of years. There you go. It's not where they are right now. It's where were you the last couple of years. Right. And this is where I, and it's almost like

at the end of the fucking journey, it's your memoirs of fucking, this is here. Yes. Now I'm gonna go somewhere else. Yes. So your next hour, who knows it, it could be fucking puppies and unicorns. It'll be eight minutes about a horse.

I'm gonna head to my wife's bed. But, no, that's true though. You walk around with that. That's what I like about being a, you try to put that shit away. And here's what I've found now that I'm older. It's easier to forget the last hour. I can't remember the shit.

I go to dip into it. After I haven't done it for a month or two. I can't remember the shit. I go to dip into it. After I haven't done it for a month or two, I can't remember the bits, which forces you to write new stuff. As opposed to 10 years ago, my memory was a lot better. I could keep dipping into old shit. I can't do that anymore.

Yeah, it's working weird. You're probably not there yet, but. Well, here, I know, it's funny because, when I did mine, I did an hour, 40 hour, 50 each show. I did two shows on the Tuesday. Because I was supposed to do my special year before, and we pulled out a ton. I know, I said it to my Igo Bobby.

This is like the first hour, right? So I go, he's got to, I mean, he must have a ton of shit to play too much. Wait too much. But now, going into this, like someone asked me, what is your favorite stuff? I go, this, too much too much, but now going into this already like someone asked me what is your favorite stuff? I go this whatever I'm doing whatever I did at the cello last week is the only thing I like oh Yeah, especially if you spend especially if you spend hours editing and hearing the shit over and it's it really is painful It's not at one point. I wasn't even happy with something. I don't give a shit. I go get it out there

Yeah, right get it away from me, I can't fucking do it anymore. Well they gave me, for Comedy Central, they sent me a paper at it. I was like, I can't do it. I thought, they wanted you to read your jokes. Well they just showed me where they, like physically, did you call them back? I mean, I spelled it cut wrong.

I was like, I'm not looking at this. I'm not, because I'll fucking hate them. Just do it, I have no choice. I know, it's, what am I gonna do? Give me, fuck'm not looking at this. I'm not, because I'll fucking hate them. Just do it. I have no choice. I know it's, what am I gonna do? Give me, fuck it. You do it. I trust you. I don't care.

And they actually did a good job. I was very nervous, but they actually, they only cut one thing out, one thing they cut out. It was probably for time. I remember, I remember the last half hour I did years ago for comedy, it's the same thing. They were making, and the lady lady I forget who was doing it Yeah said we're gonna do the best to keep in what you want and they did I was pleasantly surprised

Yeah, I was too. It was so it was so ignore me bad mouth in the first half of the show But but there's nothing there's nothing like unedited in the way the way it was filmed and then fucking you're watching a Special the way the comic wanted you to see it. You can't you can't fucking beat that because even when you all right somebody comes in here's a we want to make your special they're doing it their way. Even though you say this is what I want they're going to somehow somebody's other thing is getting in there. When you pick the people to do it, you pick

the place to do it and you're the guy paying for it, it's your way. That's it. So you're actually presenting to your fans what you wanted them to have, what you never get, which finally is happened. That's true. Right. A tell, you know, refer me to this, I think it was audio engine. Something the name of it, because it did editing. But this young kid was so good. Yeah. And so open, I could call him a three in the morning and be like, yeah, come on, that will.

I never met somebody so accommodating as far as this guy. And he knew what he was doing. He was a genius with the editing. And plus he had booze. He had a thing with all kinds of booze on it. Like one of those things with wheels, like you see in a bar car kind of thing. Yeah, bar car like you see you know what with John him. What's the show?

What is it? Mad men. Yeah, mad men. Yeah, five minutes into the edit. I'm like, that's close enough. I'm all fucked up. Is that me up there? Like a two chins. Let's rewind that. Not picking. Now, are you taking these on the row with you?

Or are you just sending people to the website? I sent them to the website. I did order some, but I do it, I can't do that. I'll tell you what you did. I can't do that. I would actually, I'm gonna make postcards with the info where to go buy it. And put them on the table.

Right when they're done, I'm gonna put them right on the table, and at the end, thank you, and they're right here if you wanna see it or leave it at the door. And then if they, and I'll tell the guy, hey, if you wanna buy it, here's the info, there's on that table. Do you think it's gonna hurt you a little bit? Someone might just wanna buy it right there.

Yeah, I get it, dude, but it's, how about, you know what the worst thing is, traveling with those fucking things? Of course. That day is dead. And I like to kick back in between shows. I don't want to sit there. The audience wants to meet.

The other have wants to beat me up. It's not very fucking unrelaxing. Well, I'd rather shake somebody's hand. What's up there? Is it unrelaxing? Unrelaxing. I'd rather shake somebody's hand and let them go. I mean, then sit there and I know the day of,

and there's certain guys that can do it. They have a lot of 3 DVDs and a button there, fans, just in the co-week middles. They're living in a lane two and fucking, could you do Columbus, Ohio? Might as I sell my shot glasses. I had a guy selling shot glasses with some slogan on them after the show.

This was like 15 years ago. And he gave me one after the shrikel. Thanks, Brian. I get my car. I pull out of the park. I'm halfway out of the park. I open the window. I smash on the street. What's his name from Boston?

I forget his name. Dustin. Dustin Diamond. He sells... He comes up to me after she... You mind if I sell my wallets? I'm like, what are you doing, Indian? He had flaming wallets.

Fucking wallets. It was a wallet that lit on fire. I go, he didn't have a joke for it. He goes, no, I did the math. A wallet that, what? Lit on fire. It was a magic trick. And he was no joke for it.

He just did something at the end where he said something lit on fire he goes I'm selling these he goes the reason why sell those is because I they cost the least and I can sell them for the most to make the most money so he gave me a flaming wallet yeah until somebody's drapes catch on fire and that he's in a lawsuit we lost two kids because of the magician we saw you know It's horrible a flaming what is fucking I had one guy had a bag of shit and Dallas he had bracelets What's saying on them? Yeah, are you comedian or you you know fucking Rumpo peel? I actually told him I said this is the worst thing you can do for you comic read years later He came up to music. Thank you for fucking I throw that shit away. Yeah, he pulls up on a Denali. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I put it on t-shirts and fucking shot glasses. I fucking cut the Apollo broke one.

I smashed it. Just fucking, oh, nobody in the car by myself. What, I did that one time. What, you remember the, Bruins were playing Tampa Bay? Do I remember what game would that be? That was when the Bruins won the, they played once every 10 years. When they won the Stanley Cup.

2011? 2011, I think it was. I was down in Trapa. And the guy that they had these clappers, the Thunder Clappers. Yeah. And I remember we were driving down the highway and I took his clapper out and I threw it out of the window. And he was so, he was like, what, you know, hard,

I got that at the game. I was like, exactly. Yeah. You know, you shouldn't have a clapper, you fucking, it's't have a clapper you fucking It's called your hands. Oh, where he had his name on the clapper Tampa Bay fucking Up in the old days, you know, hey, you just went through a game and screamed yeah My dad brought me to a Bruins game and we like seven me my brother

He only had two tickets. I remember he gave the guy like ten dollars ten bucks and the guy let him in right You know yeah back at the old garden back at the old garden and we're up and we're up in the Cheap seas. Yeah, we could touch the fucking A.C. You could touch the fucking A.C. And and this is when people smoked okay, there was nothing but brown air up there Yeah, and they were playing the maple leaves and there was a guy next to us I'll never forget I can see his face. He had to be 68-70 years old, right? Sagar, Nub hanging out of his right big red fucking alcoholic nose. He's got a Bruins cardigan sweater on with no shirt under it. Nothing under it. His belly is sticking out of the cardigan

And he's going hey sitler, they were playing Toronto. Hey sitler your family's old fucking rats They didn't chew on the cigar and it take it up. He goes hey sitler, do you hear me your family's old fucking rats! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Remember the tunnels, yeah, these fucking rounded tunnels in the garden. Yes. And it was fun. It was like Like the catacombs like Alcada. Yeah, it was fucking nuts. And then it was so loud It went when that was because the people up by the fucking the roof Literally, you was sitting at the roof and the air ducts were going so they would bang on the air ducts It would get so fucking loud in there from all the bang on the air ducts it would get so fucking loud in there from all the people smashing the air ducts and the flags the air quality was so bad like the Celtics banners that have been up there in the buroons they get all fucked up you couldn't even read them

they were fucking that six inches of rust in your they were marinating and urine for 40 years just fucking red can you imagine the people with seasons tickets up? You remember the the fucking crazy bars out in front of the garden There's fucking the iron horse alone dude these bars were fucking bars like these were men bars I'm in my uncles both go to the game We we they go listen. We're gonna grab a drink here. She's ticket go go in. We'll meet you in there I go in I'm up by the fucking top right up there he had season tickets all of a sudden this fucking I think he was half retarded guy sits down on the seat I go hey that's my uncle see the last pizzeria he goes no I bought

I bought these I bought these they were getting fucking smashed they got so smashed in the body remember they sold the tickets to the retarded kid for like 20 bucks. And he's sitting, I'm gonna sit next to this fucking, every time he wanted to high five, just high five, I was like, you fucking twod here you go. And the, I don't know, it was the late 70s or early 80s. The Celtics played the Sixers. It went to a game seven at Boston Garden,

the old Boston Garden. I camera was the late 70 earlys, but I didn't, I had, I didn't have a ticket, so I tried what may all man did, but this was years later. I had a guy off. I tried paying guys off, and I had a ticket that they print out,

when they print out the playoff tickets, like they print them all out. Yeah, they don't know. They don't know how far it's gonna go. I tried one of those fake ones, and a guy just tore up and laughed at me, you know, I'm like a fucking idiot. So I couldn't get in. So I went to the Iron Horse Saloon under the garden. Right. Yeah. And I'm sitting with like you said guys from salty probably I was in my 20s. They're in their 50s. Yep. And I think I had an analog. I think I had 14 beers and and and they lost. I'm fucking miserable. I walk

all the way back. I come out. It's pouring. The rain is blowing sideways. You know, it's about 41 degrees. Just warming up so it's not snowing. And I get back to the SUV. The guys that drove me there, they didn't know it there. And it's locked. So I'm laying on the hood and the people that walk up, I look at them. I passed out, just so quick, a rat. Worst day of my life. And they lost at home. I went to the him, I look it up. Half past don't do so quick or rat. Worst day of my life and they lost at home. I went to the game, Jordan Bird, double overtime on the fucking 61 dead.

That you were at that one? My uncle goes like this. I got tickets to the Celtics, same uncle. He had the season tickets up on the rafters. He goes, I can't go because his tank's given or Easter or some shit, whatever the fuck called fuck all I would have been Easter right fucking I got right we take him the he's a season ticket holder the Celtics My the way okay bird this one bird had a lion is stomach and stretches back. Yeah, I fucked up He rests every like quarter yet instead of fucking double over time Celtics when I've never been in a place that went that nuts

in my fucking life. And that's when, you know, like, towards the end of the game, you could get up and go down and sit in better seats. No one really fuck with you. Not that, it was fucking nuts. I got home, he, he, him and his wife got into a big fight. He was bullshitting.

Well, he's a good uncle. Oh, yeah, he's a good dude. No, it was the best game of the fucking, the best game of the universe. What was her problem? But she, he was mad because she didn't let him fucking go. And I came back and he was mad at me too. Those go fuck yourself. Oh, let-a-loven that family happened.

Yeah, well, you know, that's the guy that touched you later on. No, nobody touched you. No, nobody touched you. Nobody touched you. Nobody touched you with a steak. So you blew somebody for a steak. No, that wasn't in my family. It was a neighbor You think I'm weird

Fuck's wrong with you. Oh fucking homo I thought there was some incest going on. No, I mean it's it's meant for Christ. Dude. I had fucking all my uncles are you you are All my best you're the same fuck I would never say fuck you to my nephew. Yeah, you fuck you Two maugles like Nick. Yeah, there's a lot of you. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's up. That's a That's not an insult. I love my uncle's fucking a dying breed They're not they're not so what do you say I'm sick? Well, you're a fucking you're one of those men That's why I told you I joined this cigar bar up in I told you I joined this cigar bar up in

Right in my house cigar bar up in my house. It's it's men only and really? 24 hours a day. How did they get away with that? I don't fucking Hillary Clinton lives up there I probably don't even don't even know probably well they will Waited some douche walks by some thick ankle glidesdale bearded bitch. The fuck is in there. Oh, it's called Saga smell smoke well don't get the name ax now they're gonna fucking go yeah don't look at it it's not just don't it's but just I know I know it here's what it is and let's just for men a woman's not gonna want a dollar bar or is it a hair color

and come on Bob come clean it's a cigar store called cigar Republic it's amazing I've been in there okay the ass trays the shape like mine on kalooinske's pussy the big silver ass trace, right? I missed it. I got any kids getting all of it. I'm like fucking Indians.

He doesn't miss anything. Of course he doesn't. That's your target market. You gotta go do shows over there now. Over a New Delhi. I'm telling you. I do have, go ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I do. I get tables and Indian fans. Yeah, I know. You're not big on popular. Yeah, you're in Russell Peter. Some playing kabo Yeah, I know you're They're not big on popular. Yeah, you're in Russell Peter some playing a bones a playing compomes and kelp But uh you go in this big cigar store But then there's another door you can go in and it's just a lounge all leather seats Plasma TVs everywhere. There's a bar. I've been yeah, and you can go in and smoke, but it's all fucking guys.

And it's like, Wow, that's like excellent. Like you, the guys I give. So I can pour a nice hairy ass when I'm done with my equipment. There's a nice flag hanging up that says, don't tread on me. There he is, yes. I'm going. Yeah, really?

The only way I can get manly, I said this to my friend, is if fucking Archie Bunker and Fred Flintstone walks on. It's, I walk in, the other, me and my friend is a fucking Archie Bunker and Fred Flintstone walks on it's I walk in with the other Me and my friend are sitting there Well this guy Joe was smoking cigars. I think it was a Saturday afternoon and we're talking about some bullshit And I know someone here this weird noise. We look over on the TV. There's a porno on the TV and three like six-year-old men Just sit in there smoke I said they're rubbing each other one out

just fucking just like old school men well keep it keep it icing me Bob no chicks in three six year old guys one how can I get a membership what the fuck it's funny you say that I'm telling you dude I fucking love this place me and rogue I mean rogue me and Joe list went to some cigar bar He's got a picture of Instagram picture You list this is yes. He likes to cigar's I think cigars of Dicks. I can remember but

But he took a picture on Instagram of us back to back you where Where we I want to say I want to say Cleveland I love Downtown Cleveland I might be wrong though. Really? Yeah. I'm so into fucking, I just wasn't, I wasn't Pasadena and they got a great cigar bar over there. What are you doing over here in the parade?

I did the, I did T, T, C, A's. What? Oh, for the show. Yeah, which is fucking, you guys are on the air and everything. Yeah. It was, we was crazy dude. I mean, I'm sitting there and I'm going in line and I go to turn to yell John one of the guys in the cast

I was I was like John I turned to yell right two inches away from my faith faces Jennifer Lopez I literally I was like oh god. I go sorry and she really dude J. Low then Ryan C. C. Crest walks out behind her and I'm just sitting there like a fucking oomph and then what are these the up front just something? No, it's no, it's we it's I don't I just learned. He's the A's what's that stand by I just fucking learn it's a Television fucking I don't know Crestus. I don't fucking know. That's what I got. I had no idea they said you get to go out for this I was like all alright fucking flew me out business Okay, not for us, but that's good where yeah, but dude there was no first

This was the one the seats where you you lie down flat the little oh yes Dude I am so I took those to Albany. I wanted to steal the pillows the pillows were better than my ones in my bed Why you wife not buying good pillows? These were fucking like quilt and they had a quilt a little baby quilt that you put over yourself and these beautiful did it was fucking amazing. A little baby quilt. I slept a lion's little baby AIDS quilt when you fly when you fly on a plane and you can lie down flat. Yeah. It's one of the best things ever. I do that in a in coach. I lay right on the floor. I go people, I said put the car out to way. I'm gonna stretch out. Nobody needs a fucking bag of peanuts.

Let me crack my back for a minute. And then they, wow. Dude, you're in show business right now. What's that like? It was weird. It was fucking weird. It was fucking, it was, it was weird. But here's what bugged me.

That everybody, I mean, every fuck show was there. Yeah. And all these people, the Sunny and Philadelphia, Kevin Bacon and the following, and I mean, everybody was there. And everybody walks around like it's, like it kinda sucks. Like nobody was, I was like, this is the best shit ever.

This is the 13th time doing it. Well, I was gonna say, those people have probably, you know, I mean, how do you really get fucking sick of doing it? What Jail is not a spoiled brat. She thinks she shits ice cream. She's so let me tell you something. I met her. I met her before I knew who she was. Isn't she prettier than what she is on TV? I don't know. The lights are off. She's smell kind of funny. But dude, I met her on the driveway of my acting teacher out in LA. What? Yes. He goes to me. She's got, she, he says this to me, he goes in six months,

she's gonna be world famous. She already had a, he goes, she already has a film in the can with Nicholson, the Selena movie, but he names all these movies sure enough, man. What do you say about you? He goes, you'll be doing a scene from fucking Iceman Comet. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Here's your partner, Monti Hoffman. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, my parents run Louis for who hasn't been on Louis? No, no, no, no. And I say they always back. You're lucky Louis.

Lucky Louis. And you wrote for Chris Rock? No, I know, but I'm talking about the actual being on a set and, you know, I did those radio and I did half a season of Grace on the fire. Right. So you got to see that shit. It was kind of fun going on the lot every day. Yeah, right?

Fing up up on the head, dresser. I mean, it was terrific. What's his name again? Chad. I want that. on the head dresser. I mean it was terrific. It was his name again. Chad. I want that. Can I have that in my, when they set up my thing down to my cellar? You want the Bob Kelly fucking. What year is it? That was three years ago. Oh, two. Oh, two fuck you.

You weren't smoking, were you? No, that was three. I run three years ago. Four years, four, three and a half years ago. I quit smoking August. That's classic. So, um, classic. Yeah, it was pretty good. So, why pass it, why pass it, Dean? I just, dude, there's this hotel, the Langham Hotel

in the middle, it's like you're driving in the neighborhood. Like, Dennis knows all the hotels, but it's all, yeah, he does. It's, uh, he doesn't stay there, though. He stays in the fucking Santa Monica on the beach. Yeah, he's in a house over there. How do you know? Yeah. Oh, did he stay at that hotel?

Cause he put us up there when we do on a tour. We did the staple center. Yeah, a few years ago. Okay. And he put us up on some, it's his hotel. Yeah, on the beach. And it was the nicest one I've been in. Yeah, walk out the back and there's the Pacific Ocean.

Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, it was tremendous. and there's the Pacific Ocean. Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, it was tremendous. Yeah, he stayed out there. So he's fun. Dude, I'd say he's a fucking pro. He comes out. Now, here's a date, man. You come out in front of these big audience,

but it's almost like you're introducing a new Apple product because it's just all the press with fucking computers, right? He's Bob's tablet. And they can applaud because they have to remain neutral as the press with fucking computers, right? He's Bob's tablet. And they can applaud because they have to remain neutral as the press. So they can't applaud for the people of the cast? No, not so stupod. So, oh my god.

You come out and then they start asking all these questions. They play a little snippet of the show and then they start asking questions, you know what I mean? About the show? About the show, but to Dennis. And Dennis is, dude, he's so fucking hilarious. Because every network does a couple days here at this hotel and they do it with the press.

And they promote the show. So he walks out and he knows, well, I think the last thing is the last two days of PBS. So he just goes out and goes, I know, listen, it's fucking hell, but we all, you know, he just starts trashin' PBS. You got PBS for two days, so enjoy this. You know, and he just starts fuckin',

you know, I know we're gonna go into a character's, and you don't wanna hear any of that bullshit, and he just fuckin' did like eight minutes of improv, and they were dying. They were fuckin' dying. He's a funny guy. He really is, man. He's a funny guy, he's always.

I mean, he went out and then Corbett, there was just him and Corbett, they would just ask him quick, because that's all they know. So we're just sitting there like fucking idiots. And then I go, like a couple minutes in, I go, 100 bucks right now for one of you asking me a question. If I can six people raise their hand.

Bob, what are you waiting? What's your height? So one guy goes, I have a question, but it's for Dennis, but I'll ask it through you. That's a weird you send that. I'm watching like an old Robert Klein special and he's talking about a movie he did. Who was the famous actor?

Oh, damn, but that was the same thing. He had to go and they were asking questions. It was at a college, it was a film thing, a film class. That's the voicing? Yeah, and they were asking questions. It was at a college, it was a film thing, a film class. That's the vote something? Yeah, and they were all asking the star questions and the ladies like, somebody asked Mr. Klein a question. Some kid just saying, Mr. Klein, can you ask Mr. Needham if he, what kind of shock comes over is around that,

come here. It's just what happened to him. It's fun. I thought I'd throw that in there. I mean, I haven't had a lot of time. It's fucking weird though, man. You've done the runway, the red carpet. How fucking weird is that? I'll hang in Milan

You could have you fucking sexy Brett you want to see a good looking guy look at his fucking first head shot Fuck Colin Kane. It was named Colin Kane. Nick the Paula was the fucking hottest guy. Come on It's rock used to go Oh, my first moving on you only non-sellerity gets celebrity pussy Nick DePolo was the fucking hottest guy in the car. Oh my god. I'm so out of use to go. DePolo! And I first moved on to you guys. Only non-celebrity gets celebrity pussy. I used to bring my girlfriend to Nancy to catch a rising star. I couldn't even talk to her.

The fucking Rodney would jump in fucking. Really? Oh Mario, uh, Mario Jiner? No, not Kent. Hey! Yeah, well, kind of bad is that, Nancy. No. No, Mario J no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,. Oh yeah, yeah. No, I didn't do any of that for the SIPCOM work stuff, but I did that just for the roast.

We roast to Pam and it's just the same thing. I did like that. Well, it's a weird thing because they put you in this run, it's almost like a gauntlet. Yeah. And you go up and you kind of almost please take a photo because it's like, you know, Leary goes first and then Corbett. Because it's like, you know, Liri goes first. Yeah.

And then Corbett, and then it's like, chab chab chab chab, down his down his dead, over here, and he knows how to do this shit. They both the fucking been famous for years. Yeah. So then it's like, they kind of push me out there. You're done in 30 seconds. Well, I'm, I'm gonna jack it, you know, I'm hot,

you know, because I just wanted to look, I didn't want to have my sights at all. And Mayrugiac. Right. And then they're You know they kind of picked their cameras up like they weigh 800 pounds Fucking who's this you know some lady screaming. He's in the show And I'm just like you know I stopped busting balls, you know one dude gets it, you know the one oh and a fan goes Bob Hey, yeah, I actually have video. I got to give it to you

It's me walking by the press out in front of the hotel. Cause as famous people walked in, you'd hear them fucking... They take photos in. Yeah, you hear all, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. I walk out, there's nothing. You hear? Not even, yeah, it has some fucking burden to treat. You hear nothing, and then some guy points at me.

That's it, points at me me and just does that and goes The air condition is broken it back Michael Chiklas Fucking crazy. Yeah, but it was a fucking blast man. I mean, I know you I know you saying maybe they've done it a million times I just don't know how you get sick of people talking your ass being treated like a king I don't want everyone sucks there as welcome to America. Okay, no, but you shouldn't be that J. Addy shouldn't take up a granted I don't yeah, I don't know if I made me get I don't want everyone's success. Welcome to America. Okay. I know, but you shouldn't be that jade. You shouldn't take up a grant. I don't, yeah. I don't know if I made me get I don't know. I don't know. Maybe there's there's assholes. That's all I have. Yeah. There you go. Well, I don't think so. You think Corbett's really excited to work with you. Corbett. He'd take some of our Corbett. One of the fucking this guy

is a he we're at the bar. It's the first day. John Corbett. John Corbett. At the fucking bar late at night. He has a couple drinks. He starts dancing every broad in the place gets up and Starts dancing around him. He's got a bunch of fucking sixes and fours and a halfs. Really? And he does it. He's just a nice guy dancing Mary did he? No, he's he fucking with Bo Derek. He lives with Bo Derek for the last fucking 15 years And she's still smoking. I confused my quabert bowderek You know bowderek is no I'm from Russia. Yeah, you fucking don't know bowderek. Yes John Corbett

She was a she did a sequel to ten was called four and a half a couple years Dude she's still I know she's stunning. I see receive she's still stunning. I don't know for fuckers She's a horse person to use a horse purse You know what you watch you lodge cock Wow you I'm gonna say you and you get her you know my wife's his a small pony The whole different thing was a fucking Japanese pony I built it I mean it out of wood. I didn't know I forgot Who is her but who's her husband for years?

Dudley Moore, not Dudley. Oh, they didn't get married after that. It was, yeah, I had no idea. I had a talk about that. He had an old guy, she had an old, she had an old, here all the husband was a guy, a big player in Hollywood, I forget his name.

What was the guy, can we take a call? I'll Google, I'll Google. What was the guy when he walked in, when he walked in, drugged and he put the, it was a baby carriage and he tucked in the non-baby And he walks up to the fucking house. I don't remember what was the guy the wife's name. Don't you? Don't you hate it? I

Was the ball that smoking the band it was two of the funniest and Fato member Fato Don Deloies. Yeah, yes, I go right here on this street right in this room right in this fuck if you look at the beginning of the movie It's him right across Mac Dogal manet manet Elaine just says yes. Oh, good. Oh fuck. Yeah. I saw one of the atoms right behind him Yeah, John Derek. We have a notebook Shrimp John Derek. Yes John Derek was director. He was a big. Yeah big talk director. Yeah, I think he's dead now. She died 98 98 98 yeah, I Should remember that I hit him with my SUV. You lived in LA for a minute right? I did how long I'm four and a half years and you lived out there for For what yeah, I'm asked for a year. Yeah for what just to be out there. What would you or your first show?

What brought you there? What brought me there? Yeah, a little girl from Chile. She lived in Sacramento. Really? Yeah, check. Yes I'm kidding. I Know Brett Brett Butler had the same manager as me. Okay show call Grayson the fuck up at her She made a lot of money and you know, I don't know what she's doing now But her managers were the same as my David and Kristi Martin We had the same managers and Brett wanted me to you know have a small part on the show and they're like you have to come out here to do it So I and and Quinn was living out there at the time me and Colin used to go to David and Kristi Martin and that was his manager too. We go to their

Their office at night in Beverly Hills over this Italian restaurant and We know we try to write jokes a material and shit and I remember he found their office at night in Beverly Hills over this Italian restaurant and you know we'll try to write jokes and material and shit and I remember he found a bunch of this is back when they had the VHS tapes that found a stack of them of people that David and Christine Martin comedians they were looking at design yeah and like the second one was Jeff Dunham really so we put it in and it's Jeff Collins Collins Collins watching it he looked like a denaro and uh my my good fellows and denaro's watching uh what's

his name the the guy up on this doing the commercial the guy Murray yeah morgues the man with the arrows face when he's watching a team that's how Collins watching with his arms close all city pulls the tape out he opens the window we're like a thirdfully throws down this In a car runs over it fucking clock. Saka I'm fucking okay right and jokes and the fucking over the dog you fucking queer. I'll fucking tell you I'll tell you hover it. I'll tell you mother

But it was so funny because soon as it landed in street a car went by right over It was like a scene out of a movie. We were belly laughing. Oh my God. He was watching that with a stir look at his face. That had to be like one of the funnest times of your career. It was. I didn't really... I didn't like LA proper, but my wife who was my girlfriend at the time, you know, Andy, my wife., she came out and I'm glad she was out there because every weekend we take off to, you know, somewhere. Right.

Whether it was San Diego or up north. But you were doing, you're out there, you're doing the show. I did, right? Yeah, I mean, it was, it was really a taste of what show businesses like, you know, and you how old were you back then? I was 70. And no old were you back then? I was 17. No, really how old? That was 19.

20s? No. Late 20s, early 30s? Wait, 95, that makes me 33. 33. Yeah, you can look at this, you can Google it, Grayson the Fire, that was a bartender, Tony I think. So you're on a show.

And I'm, Tony. Tony, Tony. You're't stand up You and Quinn have the same management. Yeah, you out there fucking right and jokes you being creative You haven't thought you don't though. That's the thing in LA. You're out having lunches and shit and talking about the fucking script And hmm. I wonder for a minute this weekend Yeah, there's not it's not a good comedy scene out there is now. Don't you think no, I don't right think it stinks compared to here I mean compared here. I mean what do I do have drinks with the compared to fucking

Fucking Oklahoma. It's pretty good. You want to hang on Jimmy Walker the Improv and Melrose You know, I don't I'm sure I'm sure it's whatever. I didn't even go near a club and I was out there doing the Podcast tour. Yeah, I didn't go near a club too, and it was kind of freeing because I felt like you go out I'm gonna go to a club and what I'm gonna get bumped by Seth or Rogan or a fucking Seth Rogan or a fucking exactly Adam Sandler some chick. Yeah, somebody a movie you've never heard Yeah, yeah, I was a Conan, you know, you know, I mean where am I can't go to the lab factory really? I mean, I can't I could go to the comedy store But I don't fucking I'm they're gonna look at me like why you here? Yeah, I mean, yeah, I just I didn't even go on that side of a hill

I stayed in the you know I'm the other side of the bed. I didn't even go on over the other I had a fuck all water can he was right there. I stayed right at the you know the sportsman's line Yeah, it's right there and I you know, I was like, eh whatever Why am I gonna do that so when I come back somebody goes? Did you go up or you're out there? Who gives you yeah, I'm past that man. Yeah, yeah, I did I did a block a point, you know I felt good about I actually went out me and Dan Soder and Napar Gatsy went to lunch I did a farm. Yeah, that's what you do you go to lunch out there. Yeah, I did I hung out I had a good fuck

You go in a hike me And now I didn't do I mean it's cervical went to dinner with Sawyer That's what you do. That's what you do bar bar. We watched a fuck we did that we did the stuff we had to do after that Was down we went right to a fucking some wings place rockos and pass it in her and watch the past did you really? Nile yeah, I was fucking there's so many pads fans. Yeah, I was ridiculous Yeah, they were everywhere. Yeah, and then we went and smoked on a scarf called it a night I didn't do any of that comedy shit. It's like no, let's show business That's not where you go to work out you shit. I do like I do like the comedy store

I like to fuck it absolutely the original room when I lived there when I was out when I lived there I went yeah, I'm saying this last trip I didn't go but when I lived there I treated it just like I did here. I went to the Carmelie store, the original room every night, and that was living, it was... That's kinda like here though. You do like two, three spots in a night there, because they have like three rooms.

Yeah, they just bounce around. Yeah, but it's not like here. I mean, it's not exactly like here, but... No, because when you go, there's gonna be big names and there's the camera parts. The closest to that here, there is here. Yeah. Yeah, some, all you can hear is cameras clicking and then some guy's gonna walk in and you're gonna get bumped

and you're gonna have to go up after. And that's another thing too. It's like somebody really big or three massive guys go up and then you go up and if you're a little fucking edgy at all, they're like, it's mean. I don't get it. I don't fucking get it anymore. Even here, I don't get it.

Really? Even here? Give me a radio show It's called a fucking day. Is that what you want? Yeah, yeah sure should I want to be able to offend people on a mass level Not 40 at a time isn't it fucked up that you and already both have a fucking podcast now? I guess you have get back together with him Well, I had a my mind a couple times. That would you but you want to go back? Have your own radio show. I like I love radio. Yeah, or had him on mine a couple times. That would you, but you want to go back, have your own radio show. I like, I love radio. Yeah. Or this. I mean, if this, you know, somebody can figure out how to monetize this stupid process. Yeah. Well, it's there. It's just how do you do it right with the fans? You know, this has to, it looks like Tyler Florence on the phone now. No, I didn't know.

You've never heard that? No. Come on, look, I'm up. He gets a lot of ass. I'll take it. I'll take it. Oh, my God. That's fucking hair looks like a rich guy's mustache.

It does. It does. It does. It's fucking hair. Just fucking hair. Just fucking hair. It's fucking hair. It's fucking hair.

It's fucking hair. It's fucking hair. It's fucking hair. It's fucking hair's supposed to go go back on for a second. Um, look at that fucking hair. Just fucking, you can stand, you can stand under the vagina. Oh, yeah, it's a fucking hair. That's a nice head of hair. I had that shit fucking on the day.

He's still got good hair. Oh, plays. This is a wig. I just got a fucking, I held on by an eyeball. Right. Hey, you're going to get some medicine. You're going to put some medicine in that fucking hair. Medicine with me. Keith Robinson Robinson get some of that Keith Robinson

Jerry curl now I know so glue no you get that fucking I get that gray right out. Oh, yeah Just for black man just for black man. Yeah Well, Clyde freezer uses it. Yeah, they're gonna come up with that chip of my balls. They have it. They do yeah It's called you pubes. Hey, you die your pubes. Picture a picture of nuts on the box Just shave those fucking see-through I burn them off for the big lighter Some of them like coaxal cable you can't get them. So let me ask you question now here you are Nick the Paul you come on you produce your own thing your act which is great?

My own you produce your own hour. Oh, yeah Thanks, and you're ever looked at myself as a producer, but okay. Well, I mean, you did. You, you, you're a good point. I should have put that in the credits. You didn't put producer on it? No, I put funny guy. What'd you put? Just fucking written by?

No, I think I put it. I'm just fucking around. So, Jesus, would you do a comedy? What, what? Can silly prick it? What's it, you jomata fucker? What are you gonna do? What is the next thing?

What's your next thing? What do you want to radio show? I want to do a podcast tonight up the street. No, what do you want to do? Thursdays with Kenny's No, I love radio I want to put asses in the sea. I'm always gonna do stand up not always but I would like to you know I mean yeah pop out and do what you can do and do instead's needed. He keeps implying that I'm all this fucking kid. I'm starting to like him less and less.

But, nah, it was at me. He just shut up down too. Creatively he just shut down, like, oh my neck doesn't like me. No, I think he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's literally one of his, pretty kid, his biggest fucking kid.

Pretty kid, I should fight him a fuck him. Ha ha ha ha ha. Uh, I think, I think you do great radio and I think you should be on radio. you listen to his podcast at all if anybody listens to your show It's a flowing It's all nonsense. Here's it all of a sudden. It's over you like oh shit Like really thank you Bobby Bobby got me into it. Give him the credit I I actually look forward when I first started doing it. I didn't look forward to going down there

But now I I treat it I treat it like a radio show. And I actually see people while I'm talking. Yeah. That's great. And it's a good way to keep up your radio chops. So I mean, I just love to hear myself talk. Let's be honest. But it's fun. But you know, there were bullet points. I have things to say., I look full of, to do it in it. And they're getting better than people liking them. You know, on the, you know, can you kind of work out bits with it? No, I don't, I don't do that. That's, that's, you can't work out bits.

When it comes to stand up, you gotta do that in front of an audience. I mean, you can play with something, you know, I mean, you might come up with something, you can't work it out. It's like standing in front of a mirror with a hair brush. Yeah, but getting you a comedian, you can't work it out. It's like standing in front of a mirror with a hair brush. Yeah, but hitting your comedian, I can't work like that.

But the thing is, is that you're opinionated man, you have a point of view and you're. And that makes it easier. And you're going on and you're, but you know, okay. Some people say, oh, he's harsh or he's, you tell these fast people. Anyway, you know, like I'm saying, if you actually say that about yourself,

that people think that you're that and this but really you're not You I've heard you talk about You know getting a ticket like that thing one that the one show and it's like you're sitting there and you're talking about the fucking cop And he pulls you and you tell what happen you'll go from something very topical very political or sports something very topical, very political, or sports, with very opinionated, to something as basic as getting a ticket, and you'll kind of go through it and be self-deprecating, and make funny of what? And laugh and giggle, and then you'll go into

something we'll trigger that. It is just this one thought, and all of a sudden, you're like, all right, I gotta go in the mute, you're like, fuck, you wanna go right to the next one, but there isn't one. You gotta wait till the next week, so it's, it's almost like, but there isn't one. Yeah. You got to wait till the next week, so it's, it's almost like I actually don't listen so I can kind of catch up.

Do you know what I mean? Like I kind of binge your show. Do you really? Yeah, because... Well, you're out in Hollywood though, in TV show, what are you going to listen to my podcast? Well, I think, and I think, yeah, you're right, there is a, there is in the future some way to monetize this

for you because you should. You know, it's a different, what we're doing on this, it's a different form and some people are so famous and so big that they get the money. And then there's people that kind of miss that second where we should be. Up in in that second for 40 years now. No, you're not, man.

You're one of the greats, bro I mean ask anybody. Yeah, I looked dude You went out and just did every fucking show there is no questions ask that that's my eyes That's about social media that open my eyes. It should tell you who you are It says something about you. Thank you. I didn't really think about like that, but dude I'm telling you not everybody can just fucking hey I'm coming out and everybody fucking go holy shit What do you mean Nikki glazer can though? No no you You're okay. I was gonna say in my house can't you cuz I didn't get they nobody wanted me

Well, I've been around long enough, but I know you respect it and you're still at the top of your game I am I it's fun man, it's fun. It's, I like being, I'm enjoying this, being funny in a conversation. Right now, more than stand up. Really? Yeah. Well, because I've done, we've done a couple shows

together, man, you're always in there. I'm, I'm gonna fucking, and then you go out and I'm watching you, I'm like, I don't know where this anxiety comes from in this motherfucker because he is Yeah, well if you saw me Solicely murdering yeah, well if you saw me last couple weeks at the stand you go I see why he shit his pants. Yeah, but you're supposed to bomb there. That's what we're supposed to know I know but but I looked on in this four girls on cell phones and

Seriously though, I've seen you go off who times to stand out some of these You know why there's Chris you're not supposed to have a fucking cell phone and a fucking oh yeah I know but everybody's giving up that runs comedy clubs apparently You know it's just another fucking obstacle between fucking alcohol and and you know this and and it's like 68% girls and and that's fine It's not it's not the fault that I'm 53. I'm just saying they can't fucking you know focus for more than time I'll say why these podcasts are good too is that now you can you can start doing your own It's not their fault that I'm 53. But I'm just saying they can't fucking focus from other time in the. I'll say why these podcasts are good too,

is that now you can start doing your own fucking show in an unconventional place. So you can find another spot in a town that you wanna go and promote it on your show and go there and those people win their fans. Can you teach me how to do that? I'm trying to figure it out. I think Stanhope figured it out.

Stanhope did, you know, just did to Gary Goman. He has a guy, he has a guy. I know that was coming though. Okay, I don't know who the fuck he is, his guy who went out and just fucking booked all these theaters for him and put a tour together for him. And his fans, he did it, you know,

I'm gonna take, he took a chance on himself. And some of them he sold out. He actually had to do a second show. Some of them were good. Based on what? And I love him, because he's, I, I, I, you took a chance on himself and some of them he sold out He he actually had to do a second show some of them were good based on what and I love them because he's I Easily it's a matter of time for Gary so God them based on that based on Handbist it from what though the podcast he from it all from all of it. There's no podcast from it all You're talking about three albums Special I want the guys now, but who did that for him? Call him. Or his cousin.

Call him. Honestly, God. But I think that's where we're going with this. Guys like me and you and Gary. And how much time left? Gary Shafir doesn't. And what the fuck have you been talking about? I'm having a hip surgery on Wednesday.

You're fine, dude. You're fine. But with the social media, my point is this, with this podcast, and with what you've established so far, and you've always had a fucking thumb, not you doing it, but you guy doing it on the internet and social media, you can fill up a couple hundred seats at a theater somewhere.

Instead of going in for four days, you can go in for one night and take a chance on yourself and fill it up and make that money. You gotta have a pinky. money You gotta you gotta have a You know a pinky you gotta have a pinky. Okay, you need a pinky up this one when the guy doesn't pay you 12 people on show No, but you need a good PR person you need the where the PRP press this is your this is my PR so you This is your PR I could say okay. I'm gonna be in Providence. I'm gonna be in Providence on your podcast, but that

And then you've been doing this four year, but this put this show around four. Yeah, four maybe three I'm a little over four four five four, but that's Mike that's that's what I want to do with it That's exactly what I'm doing once I don't ever question me in front of Nick. You understand me Okay, you have verbally abusing the shung man before the show. I was enjoying it. Bob was ripping it to these two fellas. It's a, you know, a usual Tuesday. Not Dup, really never Dup, he's always on course. But this clock's like a fucked up.

No Dupes helping somebody, helping somebody with their cell phone. Alright, we're gonna wrap this up. I got a spot downstairs in eight minutes. Oh do you? Yeah. I'm gonna get on there and maybe heckled. Now it's time to fucking love it. Alright, so listen, Yeah, I'm gonna get on there and maybe heckled. Now guys, I'd fucking love it. All right, so listen, we, uh, we get a protesting Lenny Marcus. We got, why? It's too controversial. You, uh, you got your special, you got your first show, let's talk about

this. Your podcast. The podcast right cast.com. Yep. High tones stitcher. It is. It's, fuck that means to me, it's one of the best podcasts out there. Because it's funny, it's insightful, there's anger, there's laughter, there's silliness. You really do listen. Yeah, I thought you were kidding. No, I don't. I'm not, I don't fucking joke. You got to be asleep.

You got a kid in shit, no wife in it. You got to go to chickens, say Godbar to take care of, what are you doing? You're gonna come there with me, you motherfucker. I'll go there. You'll love it. I never understand smoke and something, you don't inhale, I don't get the point of it. Dude, I'll teach you. So you close, smell like shit? motherfucker. I'll go there you'll love it You'll fuck I never understand smoke and something you don't inhale and get the point

Dude, I'll teach you so you close smell like shit. No, I'll teach you dude So we put the old guys cocky you off me. You said oh, it doesn't help me this fucking guy I'm so you though you celebrate a good fucking hammer So I got yeah, so the podcast and by the way since I came back from LA And I know this doesn't mean much, but I check it on iTunes atop Episodes. It's been in the top. It's like 70. Yeah, for the last two weeks now. But here's it open a lot of eyes. Those people, yes, it's great. When you do those shows, you get those fucking people and that's the way it should be. We should all be helping each other get more people to get to our shows so that

we can just fucking relax for a second and work and the people that want to see good comedy will fucking just show up because they know that's that's how you support us we'll give you the podcast we'll give you will be you feed your own army you create your own army and you feed it and that's that's all I want to do yeah I want to be able to you know do big enough venues Right and go out a couple times a month as opposed to like, you know Waking up five days in a row and Detroit. It's terrible. I mean, I think we're getting there though I think what's what's with these clubs did what these club 28 for me what the hell what these clubs did that was wrong Is they put all the pressure on us to promote?

Can you please tweet can you put a Facebook? I know. Can you please do something? I know. Hey, what the fuck happened? You paying for press? I know. What the fuck happened? I know.

Nine dead-dirty heads in the fucking heralds. It's like, yeah, I'll do that. I had an extra thought on my fucking check. Right. I get chewed out by a local guy here, like a year ago. Yeah, because I didn't do any press, Matt Bangdom for, you know. Yeah. And he, I didn't do any radio. And I go for you know, yeah, and he got into any radio and I go that's

If the talent has to line up radio now, right and I actually said the guy go you know, I go knocked not to grand up Really ended a week. Yeah, yeah local guy. Yeah, really yeah, Jesus So I was reasonable for the first time in my life Well, here's a deal is it now my job Like you said, I think that power isn't our hands now because they don't know that they're actually forcing us to create this army, as you said, where that when we won't need them. It's like, why do I know you? I've been trying to get to that point.

Well, I think it's, it's, we're getting there. It's on the corner. I think so. So, please go to ryecast.com and and subscribe review. Oh sounds like a benefit for Go there and make a please Nick a shitting to a coffee can behind his house and he's got his show His wife is drinking Z amount of amazing journal the dark right now He's he's gonna be making some changes to a show pretty soon too The show's just gonna get better and better

We're gonna actually have cameras in there. We're working on that, so it's gonna be fucking awesome. And then go and buy his new special at NickDip.com. Another senseless killing at NickDip.com, it's eight bucks or if you want to pay more, feel free. And my horse needs a new ankle. Look, man, you want to have an ankle. That's right, you wanna, you wanna have an ankle. I probably hit it with a hammer. You need to have this on your phone or your iPad

or your television. You need to have this, I mean, go fucking buy it because he's one of the greats. He's one of the greats right now walking the fucking earth and you can, you know, have this special for eight eight bucks and I do my show on a tuxedo No, even without cameras. Oh you fucking Steve burn. I Anyways, dude, thanks for coming by Bobby. Thank you. Thank you so much. You've been good when the game Super Bowl the page guys patch. Yeah, you think they're gonna game. Yes

We're both nervous about Russell Wilson scrambling ability That's good. They defense is good. Who's? Seattle's. Yeah, they're off and sucks. Do they look good against the Packers? Not for the first five minutes, they did. Yeah, I love it. I love that I fucking literally set up a beautiful ending to the fuck out.

I wanted to end up the whole time. I got to fuck up. And I got to fucking go, right? I got to go to. And this fucking guy, it's gonna be a great guess. It's gonna be a great guess. Now I got 900 things I want to say. I know. Fucking hell. I wanted the whole great. Now I get 900 things I wanna say. I know.

Fucking hell. I want to know the whole time. I want to know. Text them after the show. Come on. He's a chef on the food network. What do you pick? Tyler Florence over here. Go to niktip.com for all his dates and buy his niktip.

Oh yes. Can I just plug the two pages? Please. I'm at the Suffolk Theater this Friday night in Riverhead, New York. This is coming out this Thursday. Okay. So we're gonna put this out live right now. So there you go.

What's your point? I'm Friday, it's a valid plug. Yeah, no it is. Friday's after Thursday, right, Bob? Yeah. I'm just telling the people. I'm telling the people. Anyways, I just,

then Saturday night at the sports haven and new haven Connecticut, which I heard is a beautiful room too. I've been there. Oh, you already did. Well, for Chas and AJ. Yes, yeah. No, I didn't have for Chas and AJ. you already did. Well, for Chas and AJ. Yes. Yeah.

No, I didn't have for Chas and AJ. Oh, you know, I like Chas and AJ. I do too, but I'm not doing it for them. I'm doing it for that actually. You fuck out, actually. I do too. You done the sports, haven't you? Yeah, it's a nice room.

It's fucking neat. Look, it's a big, open venue, but you know what? Oh, Jesus. But I'll tell you, no, I'll tell you, dude, I fucking killed it. Great crowd. Well, you got to kill anyway. You'll kill it Jesus, but I'll tell you I'll tell you dude. I fucking killed it great crowd Well, you got to kill anyway. You killed Foxboro. You're crazy. Who doesn't kill a Foxboro? I think all's There you go. I'm gonna button it up. Yeah, so the sports haven't on Saturday night and new him in Connecticut Please follow Chris go bow at his Twitter. He has no followers. Nobody seems to follow him

Nobody likes we got a we're gonna put together and we're gonna get followers from him and D.Pu he can actually see a followers cuz he knows how to fucking hack into people's computers what's his real name D.Pu I'm kid D.Pu I swear it's not Cuckapoo his name D.Pu I swear it's not we get like home D.Pu that was my old Twitter handle actually the home Home Depot. Was it real? Yeah. Now it's R2 Depot. This, come on. Yeah, he's great, I love him.

I know, but you got him already. Yeah, well, you got him brother, Depot. You're going to talk to him after the show. I know, but he's going to come back here and do it. Yeah, I need somebody just going to live in my attic. All right, well, he could live there for a price. Keep him. Jesus, all right.

And go to my, go get my special tube have both of ours. Um, uh, get nicks and then get mine and uh, just get nicks. Uh, get Bobby's too. Yeah, and uh, and support. But next to the Judy Tanoot, she's nice. Thanks, Bobby. Love you. Yeah, thanks for listening to What Did Podcast. You've been listening to the YKWD Podcast.

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