Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - NoneAoneA

Episode Date: December 1, 2014

Robert is joined by Joe List, Wil Sylvince, Ricky Velez, Dina Hashem, Chris Scopo and Deepu Gill.  RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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you want, simply download the true car mobile app or visit truecar.com today. I'm not gonna get it. Welcome to the funniest podcast on the planet Earth. I was trying to keep it like a comic-head. I have a bunch of guys on it. It's just us sitting down. And sometimes it's hilarious. Sometimes it's intense. It's rubber-killing. You know what?

It's no topic, it's no directions. But I love doing it on Boyacastoc. Yeah. Side. Side. Side. Side. Side. Side. Side. Side.

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I want you apologize for not having me on for once. Was it the fans or your family members? Excuse me. Hold on, Joe. We tried to have you on last week. You were unavailable. Yeah, Joe. Well, yeah, and Will Sylvensis kept the fuck up. Doing your 16 New York City tour date. I don't like this. I don't like this Will Sylvens replacing me. Why? I didn't replace you.

No, it was Louis, I said, it replaced Louis. I can't hear myself. Can you guys hear me? Yeah, we hear you, we hear you. I don't hear anything. Ooh, that's better. Yeah. Well, now, Louis did a great job last week.

He actually was quite normal in that host position. that's better yeah well uh... now louis did a great job last week uh... he uh... actually it was uh... quite normal and that host position you said that you unfortunately he did if you have a host again he won't because he moves around so much and he fucking screams and yells like a fucking caged monkey and he hit the computer and they act we actually uh... we have three backup to backups going on to one, and we had to use one of the backups, which isn't as good as a sound quality as this computer over here, because he fucking went to get his stupid rattle,

this thing right here, this thing, fucking gone, fucking smush that, and he fucking shut down the computer. Hey won't you I got I got that won't you get two good backup Computers we have we have one two we have said that's the best one. This is the best two best we have two Best ones listen we have three two backups and the original that's pretty fucking good Most of your computer shut off by bumping into it. Yeah, he's not into that wire. He bumps into everything. He bumps into every hill. You're not supposed to, these wires, are you not supposed to fuck and touch them? You're not supposed to bang into them while you're doing the show.

Tell you who doesn't bump into fans of his, because they don't exist. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha The main Hey, how's the t-shirt sales going? Are we skyrocketed and next every say Lewis? It's to say his whole name. He's not that popular that people We yeah, we sold oh my god five no you call me and said six and then I Re-promoted it and it's bumped up a bit no and this sold out I got a guy email me saying ex-cells is sold out. You're gonna tell your boy to read up All the people buying it huge all cuz Bobby's fans are fat fucks I got like eight people that email me like I need a quadruple X everybody I got I'm swarming with emails being like I need nine X's yeah my fans of fat I have fat people. We have a really crazy. Really fat listenership.

Yeah, I got to I got to re up because people want more. Yeah, all right. Well, we'll have more sizes. They want more. They want more everything. They want more lists. They want me on the podcast more. They want me to host. They want a video. They want my dick. Herpes. Yeah. Listen, we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna we... we're gonna get more shirts but usually excels go first uh... the women's if you had any would go and then you stuck with a bunch of uh... mediums mediums never sell who the

fuck wears a medium i would be a rickie was a video two people in the world xx small do you want me to introduce ricky by the way we're gonna get to that don't fucking run the show just sit there and try to thank you i'm getting a lot't fucking run the show. Just sit there and try to make fun of him. Thank you, Joe. I'm getting a lot of emails saying the show's suffering

without me. Well, I agree with those emails. But I can't help it if you're fucking opening for a lot of people. Hey, that's insensitive. All right, so let's go around the room with the people here. Of course, we get Chris Scopo, the producer of the show. Hey, Bobby.

I'm the producer. Are you getting any pussy from this yet? Listen, the producer of the show. Hey Bobby. How you doing, the producer? Are you getting any pussy from this yet? Listen, no. No, no, no. You got a lot of ass. I'm not even close. You're getting less pussy. And there's double XL men hitting you.

Yeah, every man. There's a double XL. I have like four Twitter female followers. I'd stop, hey, stop going quick fast. Just stay on a couple people at the same time. That's fucking a dupe who like that. Well, he's going Bing Bang. He's trying to keep up with the conversation, which is not gonna happen

That's what he do shot you can fuck up. You can talk to deep who anyway you want he's kind of brown Oh boy, hey Hanky she thank you she thank you she he's got it. He's got it. It's that fucking called the bomb bandanna It's a bomb. Dana. You dummy. It's not a hang of your sheep. This is the bomb, daddy. You'll see it shortly, I'm sure. First of all, here's the deal. Okay, Mr. Joe Lestzata. Okay, the times that we're in,

there's a lot of stuff going on racially. Okay, it's pretty crazy out there right now. And you're throwing around these fucking, these jokes that I don't find amusing, and I don't think that it calls, right now we need to bond together and be as a human race as Americans, okay? You wanna fuck with somebody?

Fuck with those ISIS people, say some shit about them. I thought Deepa was one of the ISIS people. Oh yeah, you know what? I don't like his ISIS beard that he keeps growing. Can you fill it in with the mustache please? So no one doesn't have to be uncomfortable when he comes up here. I'll work on it. Any Jewish person.

Wow, that was good. Can you pass that Henge cheese to this fucking Haitian? Just because we had Ferguson last night. You can make fun of it. Israel and Muslims, you can make fun of this business or shiites, whatever they are. And by the way, Ferguson except for Bill Cosby. Is real and Muslims you can make fun of this business or she acts whatever they are By Ferguson except for Bill Cosby That's true About him in a day

Happy is hell and shit He's doing the tub like who get your lives together pull up your pants stop talking police anyway You got this shit happen. You guys are happy. You guys are still mad at Cosby You get your site because he told you to pull you fucking pants up You guys are still pissed. I know I like that. You should pull your pants up. Ha ha ha your pants are down I'm gonna stay out dude. I'll keep I'm sagging my pants. You don't you know never? Never did it. Nope. I then I'm sure pretty sure you're talking about that hat too when he was talking about a wardrobe Who was jago must in a great tweet?

Why? I didn't think I was saying. That was good, yeah, I said that. He said, if only someone had smelt that finger that Bill Cosby was pointing at everybody we wouldn't know him with this a long time ago. I was like, that's somebody else who was written that for him. I think his girlfriend probably wrote that. Yeah, or James or somebody.

James can't speak. All right, well, what did you do to everybody? I'll be up. Dina Hash Hashem here first time guest to the podcast Hasha come over this way. I think a little bit. I don't know Come over here. Do you come over here sweetie? They doing this right now? I know I know I try fuck it. Look at man. The shit happens. What are you gonna do? We moved over before but they moved over It's her sham. I always that phone like ethnically. Yeah, it's Egyptian

But it's actually a Hebrew word. It means God and Hebrew and Wayne addiction. I say phone It's age under age Listen to me don't listen to him. I'm pleased. He really is taking over his host right here. I What yeah, he's taking over is he he's alpha mailing you know he's not he's fucking a knowing man he's annoying me um I can see you're he's blackmailing you all right we got of course we got Joe list hi nice to see you what the dinner do She's a stand-up comedian. I say that she don't quite and she well because you fucking attacking her You're all dressed in black you fucking have a black hat on very Ferguson. Yeah Yeah, what did she say I'm going to do the after this looting okay, I said it correctly. Yeah, but you didn't

Looting you had you had it you had it two extra. Oh Looting all right nice to I get it. Oh, boy me tell this like a bow tie Apparently it's this is the bomb band-in if you say something that sucks. It's coming on not the bomb band-in it It's the bomb Dana I can say whatever the fuck I want Okay, and all right, so anyways, we got of course we got will so We'll start a show you interrupt my intro for Dana. He's the new star of the show. I got to go to your first fuck No, we got Joe list aka the truth is back. It's comfortable used to be on every week Yeah, two years

Joe gets a fucking confidence in this room that I don't like and I've never seen it before. Well, amazing. He's sitting there like he got some amazing black holes. I want that uncomfortable green room Joe. This show was nothing without me before. And now it's just blowing up with Joe. I get a text from Joe just randomly, hey bro, what's going on with the show? Is Will we're placing me?

And then the two weeks before that he couldn't make it., you can't make it every week. We've called you well Here's the problem. I am a professional comedian and you've been doing the show at nine o'clock at night. Yeah, I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not neither as well. We're not we're not a professional actor now Okay, I'll take that I'm a New York I I like to say I'm a New York actor and will that's my new thing It goes Robert Kelly New York actor or you can say NY actor almost What the fuck is wrong with you? Turning you turning I'm turning what whatever you turn into New York actor now. I'm a poor way actor Is it dead I'm a new you a scissor and NY actor

But Robert Kelly and my actor and Robert, too. None of his Bobby shit. I don't know where the fuck you got so comfortable You don't call my name is Robert all right on IMDB. I am Robert Kelly Of course we got Will so Vince the great Will so Vince who everybody fell in love with on this show since Joe can't make it anymore. That's what happens dude. That's what happens in life. It happens all the time. You're doing great, you're doing your thing, and then you step out of your little box

because you know, I'm gonna go ahead line. I'm gonna do my own thing. And then someone's right behind you, steps in and just knocks it out of the park. You think you have the big black dick and then a real big black day come along, right? Whatever I'm like Wally Pip, you know, but Wally Pip Yeah, it's gonna pimp you off the head

Joe you know Wally Pip No, I know it is No, you don't know Wally Pip No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, New York Yankees, he sat out a game, Lou Garrick played in this place, and then played 2,130 games in a row. I hope he doesn't see you. First of all, no, not Hagi Chief. I like that, but I don't like the comparing, will Lou Garrick.

And he thinks Lou Garrick is Lou Grimmitz. Oh, yeah. Lou Grimmitz is ease. Lou Grimmitz is 17. I have an unrecorded and then we won one episode You mean, but you said around 300 times on that one episode we have can I hear myself? I got zero turn your fucking head on I can hear you turn this head what you say you wouldn't want to hear yourself Turn your headphones up. How's that is that better? Well, you found sound loud. Okay now I can hear me

But can you loud Bob? Just shut up And we've got a new guy on the show, Ricky. Valet. Valet. So I've never met you, right? No. We've never met. And you're a standup comedian as well.

Yes. And are you working community in New York? Are you from New York? I just started working a lot. I just started getting a couple things that worked tight and got me on the road and whatnot. We're an aim for certain people. Where are you, man people where are you man

Where you from a Queens? Oh you're from Queens. Oh, all right. Tell me what going man. Well you hold it off on With Lego's ammo this week. Yeah, who's that? Gozammal. This is how awful I am physically okay around 15-16 years ago I was so in shape and I had so much great hair. I was in front of the Boston comedy club with everybody. Patrice, Norton, and boss. And someone walked up, like, man, I'm a big fan, and blah, blah, I was like, oh, that's cool. Like, yeah, and they thought I was John Lenguzamo. That's how far I am from. Oh, he's the one with the tree. Oh, my God. Now, you know, he still looks good, man. That guy's still in shape.

I like it. That's my point. That's my point. No, that's his point. That's my point you fucking, I'm funny asshole. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I've domed the Louise was alive. I would maybe get recognized for him. Well, Robert the Michelin man, he's still alive. He's not alive at all, actually. The Michelin man? Yeah, that's a, that's a character.

Why are you acting? You know what, in Haiti, he's probably alive. That's probably their Santa Claus. How are you guys all missing Marlon Brando for this joke? It's barely Brando. Spit it out! Yes! Well, I was waiting to see if you guys would recognize

that you look exactly like Marlon Brando, the latter years. We didn't need to say the latter. We know. I know I didn't look on the waterfront you fucking ass. So what do you last? No, you know, couple looks a little bit like Martin Sheen young Martin Sheen a little bit not me young I'd say mid when he really wasn't working and when he had no money at all. Yeah, I would say pretty good a spot on

Carried to me right now, so I think you guys could do it on apocalypse now. Hey, so we look like the never in raising Bull at the end of the movie Well you are a New York actor I can't stand both of you I like to replace you with Dino and Ricky Bobby First of all, Dino? Dino. Dino? Is it Dino? Holy shit. I thought it was Italian. That's how you say it in Italy. What? How do you say that? Raise your fucking ancho, go. May I have permission to use my phone because the way the bomb danna is, it looks like you have a tiny little tie on.

That guy. You can take a picture. It's priceless. I hope that's priceless. Probably just fascinated by D. Poo's work right here. That's priceless. Probably just fascinated by D. Poo's work right here. He's not looking at it open. No, because you're going too fast, slow the fuck down. People don't, just let people get two shots of people.

You know what I mean? I don't like these one bang quick fat. I do look like a fat Italian candy maker. All right, so. I know this is going too fast. You're going too fast back You're making me throw up watching this video Anyways, so you're you're touring with I just did a few spots with him What is a spot? What do you mean he is he is he's not a stand-up comic no and he like we even talked about that like and he's like I don't do stand-up up at all He's just Mike buddy. You get that Mike's gonna be on mouth

He's working on a new project and a new one-man show. Yeah, and he literally Sold out theater and sat in island He had me go out there and be like he's workshopping and it's like Jesus Christ We're sold out workshop, but the next day he came in did new adjustments and he destroyed we're in DC Yeah on a Saturday and he just crushed and he's just the nicest guy It's like I enjoy I enjoy being on the road with him right now. Where did he find you? With same agents

You have the same as the agent hooked it up. Yeah, and you go out and you stand up. Yeah, right? I go out do 15 and then and your Spanish too, right? Yeah, I'm half Puerto Rican half Puerto Rican Which is good, right? What's the other half? I wish in English. Irish in English. Yeah, what are we gonna make you hasty? Yeah, that's a hundred and fifty percent Anyways Anyways, Dina, I apologize for calling you Dina. And then they said shit the whole show. Because she's fucking new, it's her first time. And we have no two. There's still two hours and 10 minutes left in the show.

Yeah, yeah, settle down. It doesn't go that long. Where are you from, Dina? New Jersey. New Jersey. Is that where you came from today? Jersey City, I live in New Jersey City. So you just take the path right in. Is that where you came from today? Jersey City, I live in Jersey City. So you just take the path right in right? Is that where you're from originally Jersey City? No, is one I'm sure you never heard of it. No, yeah, it's like 20 minutes like south of Rutgers that area. Oh, yeah

I know Rutgers. I love love that area Now you went to Rutgers. Oh no shit. I used to call just there all the time. Yeah, I English and philosophy. What are you laugh at? It's so forceful when he speaks. What do you study? It's like finding out. Well, is he aggressive? He's very aggressive. You're very aggressive, dude.

Excuse me, what do you study? That's even creepier. Yeah, I liked it the other way. You guys just like it. Maybe you like it. Is afraid of black people. No, we're not afraid of black people. I'm fearing for Dina's life.

Dina? You're going to say Dina. black people could that be not a little bit racist no we're not afraid of black people I'm I'm fearing for Dean's life you know you're gonna say Oh God you can unhinge that bomb banner there fucking terrible that that shot is terrible of will it's he's too dark for that whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or Stay on him focused. I want will focus that's unfocused. I Can't change that right now. I can pull in the camera a little bit first time. Yeah deep who can't do something Well, I mean he's he's blurry He has a you all expects everything. Yeah, just fix it buddy. You got it. Just do it. Do what you got to do Right now. Yeah, just fix it anyways No, because listen, I'm gonna tell you what Deepu did, okay?

He built a fucking computer from scratch. I can do it. So you gotta cut him a little slack. He, no you can't. Yes, I built a computer in college, stupid ass. Why didn't you get mad at me? Cause I, you know my life, Bobby. I'm trying to learn it on the show.

And you get flamming it, Throne, you get mad. Listen, the thing is, let's fucking read, let's shut the fuck up. Alright, well you're getting crazy. Alright, is that alpha male enough for you? You fucking queens, cocksucker, scopo, get you dick hard. He'll go back at you better though. Shut up. Alright, here we go.

He built a computer from scratch. So he's trying to, he built it last night, basically finished it. So we have five cameras in here now. And you know, he's trying to get a hold of it. So I apologize for the people viewing this, but he's doing his best. Let me see the shot. How do you build a computer? That's not it. And now is this the good computer now. Yeah, he's using the one that he built. Yeah, this is the good. So that's out. Yeah, not another computer. You're like fucking

computers in here. Yeah, I don't know that care. That camera looks blurry right now. It's blurry, man. I don't know why it's step back. You step back a little bit. Let's get here. Now, you step in a little bit. Well, I'm coming forward. I'm in. I'm about to put the microphone on my mind if I move any inner any inner That's not even a fucking sentence inner. It's a more inner inner

I don't think it's either further further. Hold on. Let's ask the English teacher here. Dino dinner Weird inward maybe the end word what the fuck are you saying? She really is from Jersey. Yeah, the Ferguson come on. You might have not heard of where I'm from. It's called the racers down. We don't like black people on our call the sack. We all have built in pools town. Tina, I didn't expect that from you. I said inward.

She just said it again. What are you saying? Stand by your thing. Dino, Dino. Dino. How you call their Dino? Look at your fault. Why is it my fault?

You put it out there in the world, now it's stuck in my head, I can't get that shit out. Dino. That's how the N word works. Put out there and... Yeah, well, the white man. Yeah, man, oh, you guys want to see something that the listeners can't get towards past.

But last night, if you type in the actual N word, I don't want to say it here, but really if you put it in quotes and search on Twitter Yeah, you get a real view into Los Angeles There was wild it was blowing up What do you mean? I love the Twitter you can search words on Twitter so last night was People listening now. It's a week ago, but last night the verdict came or the no indictment. They hate Black people the most one.

Yes, your racist is a great Twitter handle. Yes, Joe Rogan tweeted that out last time. It was so funny. What is it? Yes, your racist. That's Twitter and then retweet racist tweets that people are saying. It's crazy what these people are saying.

Crazy. I'm not. No one deserves to be hurt. Like that. Deepu, that is, can I just stop you real quick? That's not gonna work. It's in front of her face. The other camera.

It's literally in front of our guest. It's in front of her face. It's in her face. It's in her face. It's in your face. It's your face. That's not gonna work. Take it in the face.

That's not gonna work. It's not gonna work. I'm, I'm, I can't move it, Dean. It's, no, it's just, it's not gonna work. Dean, I'll let it happen. It's not gonna work. It's not gonna work. It's just it's not gonna work. It's not gonna work. Yeah, we will change seats with Dina. Well, I'm not being racist. Please understand this. I'm not. You're too dark for that. It's the white balance thing. Listen. I'm not listening. White balance and word. it's because listen. I swear to God you to You're too dark to stay on that side of the room. This side is lighter. It's a proper studio. No, it is

It's just he's fucking working on it. Yeah, you just gotta be in the back of the room Yeah, we need you on this side now Now you excited now cuz you said dinner got up and she's smoking hot and got a booty, right? Look how excited you just got now. Let me see now. Give me that shot good Lord Dennis, but it's delicious Good cat calling back at calling is good cat calling. Oh god What do you mean delicious? I put it in my face. What?

Just guess she's racist, doesn't mean we can just sexually harass her. That's not going to work. No, it's going to be that way. She can call them the N word all day, we never want. She can call them the N word. Yep. Keep going. Hang on one second, guys. This is you're ruining the show. Turn it this way.

How was it last time? Turn more towards me. More turn it this way. How was it last turn more towards me more towards me this way? No, keep it down. Are you shitting me the worst show ever down? I know he's fucking killing me down down. GoPro is loving this Thank you no Towards them over to no turn it this way. Tell us what we're trying to give some work. Down, down, down, no. No, no, just tilt it down.

Tilt it down, tilt it down, tilt it down. Right there, down, all right, did you sleep it there? Leave it there for the show. Is that okay with you? That's in your face though. I just scored it. I'm surprised. So use this mic.

Use this mic, move over here. I'm so fucking angry. Stay right there. That's gonna be a campaign in his face. I mean, I might as well just stop the show I mean literally this is red it mean this is fucking ridiculous. I can fill in put pull that it can't be in his face Put it forward It doesn't matter fuck

All right, go ahead I got a deepo. This is the worst show ever. Literally the worst show ever. Why? Because of me. No, because that no, it Put it back where it was put it back where it was You got you got you got you got you. I don't want down. It's down Okay, fucking here we go great perfect Yeah, if you spend yeah, I tell you if you get all this money, the fight, everything's gonna work. This is fucking horse shit. All this money.

Money is not the answer to the world problem, you know what I mean? But I do think that we have serious, uh, no. All right, hang on one second, one second. God, grant me this serendity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I can. And the wisdom, let me say, don't fuck it up

because you're gonna aggravate me, I have to say it again. Now I have to say it again. God, Grammy the Surrendering, you're involved now and you weren't involved. Now you're in the part where it says, change the things you can't. God, Grammy the Surrendering, except things I cannot change. Fucking will and depose camera angles.

You could fire them. I think it could just be you and me, buddy. Yeah, that's a great show. That's a good one. I'm gonna go to stand up labs and get a hundred million people to listen. That's an incentive. We have 30,000 listeners. God, grandma, this is ready to accept the things that cannot change.

Joe List, Will Sylvins, and fucking Deep Whose Camera Angles. You sound like Kevin McAllister, the fucking nightclubs. The car is a change of things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. I will not mind be done. Thank you. I'm better. List of maniac shirts available at riotcath.merchtable.com. I want to kind of, I keep coming. It works if you work it. I kind of want to, I really do want to get into this, this, I'm, it's so funny. Last night I woke up

at three in the morning and I couldn't go back to bed. So I went on and I went back and forth between CNN and Fox. Then I just kept going back and forth couldn't go back to bed. So I went on and I went back and forth between CNN and Fox. Then I just kept going back and forth and it was amazing to me the fucking the opinions. I know they're not supposed to have one because they're news. They're supposed to be neutral. But I'm telling you, CNN is like the, the, the cops are bad. Uh, you know, they fucked up and what happened to the, And then Fox News is like, listen, he broke the law. This kid was a thug.

And you have to, you have to deal with the end words. A couple of times on Fox. No, they didn't. Yes, they do. No, they don't. Go ahead. And the cop wasn't called because he broke the law earlier that day.

Yeah. So what's the reason behind that cop stopping him to begin with? Because he was walking down the middle of the street? Well, here's a thing if you're a cop, okay, and you see hang and Missouri It doesn't matter where it is if you're a cop in New York City And you're walking in the middle of street right down here on McDougal and you're not supposed to be walking in the street You're supposed to walk on the fucking sidewalks and then the cops said doesn't have sidewalks, buddy They shut up listen You're supposed to walk on the fucking sidewalks. And then the cops say, So he doesn't have sidewalks, Bobby? Shut up, listen.

I'm not talking about it. It doesn't matter, you're not supposed to walk in the middle of the street. You just don't. You know what I'm saying, you're being a fucking, you're being some weird, I understand what you're doing. You're being sarcastic. You're not supposed to walk in the middle of the street.

A cop's coming down, okay? Get out of the street. And then he, then he he supposedly this is what happened he finds out that somebody had just robbed bully robbed whatever the fuck they're they're they're putting the term on it without a weapon I don't know what the hell they were saying they were saying a certain way that he they just went in and robbed the store and said fuck you I'll beat the shit out of you I'm taking what I want my tess needs to do back in the days and now Now I don't fucking know because there's two different versions. There's a version that he had his hands up

And the cop version that he he came at him and then I saw the autopsy where you know They actually they who shot in the middle of it. He was shot on the bat on the horse forearm Okay, the entrance was this way So unless he's standing like this and he's surrendering like this, there's no, he's moving the whole time. Well, but there's no, I know what you're saying, but there's no, you can go back and forth on it, either it's an angle.

Bobby, you're turning your hands in. No, no, no, you're acting like I'm picking aside. I'm not. Oh no. Listen to what I'm saying. Listen to what I'm saying. I'm saying the Fox News said this way, and you apparently are CNN's side, you are that way.

And it was like, I didn't know which side to fuck and believe because both sides, both news, I was just expecting it. We're giving, if I just stayed on CNN, I'd be like, these motherfucking cops shot this fucking kid and cold blood. Seriously, the information that I was getting, really, I'd be like, these motherfucking cops shot this fucking kid and cold blood. Seriously, the information that I was getting, really, you know, that's strong.

And the information, CNN, yes, absolutely. I would say CNN was that strong. I do know Fox News is always on the other side, regardless of what the story is. But they were basically like, they were like, not saying, I don't know, the great part is what happened at the police car and him.

But I do know this, the guy that was, that white guy that was running that shot the cop, yeah, he was running for his life. Yeah. In the words, and they got him, that he shoot them, they, they, they, they, the guy that shot the movie there in Colorado. Yeah. He was in the parking lot shot the movie didn't in Colorado. Yeah

He was in the parking lot with the guns in his hands. Yeah, they say put the gun He had the gun in his hand. Can I say something though, and I'm not bad. I'm not backing this cop I think this cop what happened was he was afraid and now he was This kid this kid supposedly this is his thing. He was I Felt like I was a five-year-old so this guy if say they were fighting it out. He feared for his life and He made and he is a cop. He's got a gun. Hold on now has a taser. He also has Listen You're you're assuming you're you're agreeing with the cop no, I'm not I'm explaining what he might have in his brain I've been like I'm gonna get killed or this guy's beat me up and when you're afraid I don't know if you've ever been afraid. I've been afraid. I've been beat up

I've been fucking in a situation where I would have done something I'm afraid if I had a gun. I would have shot somebody. I don't want to hurt anybody I would I don't want to kill anybody. I don't want to I don't had a gun, I would have shot somebody. I don't want to hurt anybody. I don't want to kill anybody. I don't want to, I don't own a gun. I would never own a gun because I know my temper or my, because I have a problem with fear, okay? Because I was brought up with fear and I have anger issues because of fear

because when I get afraid, I get angry and blah, blah, blah, a psychopath. So if I had a gun, I would do it. I don't want to shoot anybody. And I'm not saying that this guy, you know, I think that this guy got afraid that this kid was fucking bitching him out and beating him up and could have heard him.

And he fucked up. I think he, in a shot this kid. But the thing is, what about the other side, the guy that said, his friend that said, the cop, the cop pulled him in the car, the cop hit him with the door. So there's that side of the story. I don't trust anybody.

I don't trust anybody. I really don't know what side to believe to be honest. But then there's a bunch of witnesses that say that exactly what the cop said, it was what happened. The op-ups. I mean, the op-ups. First one, you got to put some bass in that hole No, no she not

No she not Listen, that's sweetie Your voice is delicious I'm so glad you're here today Holy shit We really fucking need you You need your voice calm Everything down

Between your voice We felt okay It really did make me feel better Look how holy shit What are you gonna say? I mean I get my news from articles online But it's like I don't trust TV, but I'll talk to your port that I read

that it suggested the way that the gun shot ahead of his hand. He was reaching for his gun. So. Yeah, I mean, look, there's a, look, I can debate you. I can take that side and we can go back and forth. And who the fuck are you?

And who the fuck are you? Neither one of us were there. We're just, we're just, nothing's gonna change. We're just taking some pictures of the show. Like he's like like chance like cover his face from the gun. Yeah. Yeah. I got it.

And while he was still like in the like yeah. Yeah. But that's the same shit. It's going to continue. And you have to say that's a great part. No one knows. No one knows what happened. There's so much different size that story.

Yeah. I don't want to take that's why that's why cops should all have in the End of the shoot they should have cameras. Why was there not a camera in that cop car? Why was that? Dude, not every cop car had now Dude, that's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money dude to have cameras But this should be said a precedent for that every cop should have Ves cams where it's right on their fucking.

Really think that's appropriate? Absolutely. You know it doesn't think it's appropriate the cops because they want to get away with saying, did you see that video of the kid got pulled over, a white kid and the cop pulled him over and he was like, listen, you can't search me, you can't search my car, you have no, and he just fucking slapped him, he goes, he smacked him,

I mean, really hard. I was like, really, do I have cause now? You fucking punk, I'll do whatever the fuck I want. I was on his camera. The other guy had it on his camera phone, and they got it, this guy got fired, blah, blah, blah. But you think he would act like that if he knew who's getting filmed?

No way. I mean, you're gonna keep all these fucking people in check. Not every cop is good, okay? Absolutely not. You know what? But if we had video of what really happened, if this kid really attacked the cop, we would see that.

We wouldn't have to take sides. You would know what the fuck happened. Did you see the cop that heard about the cop that and Joe, he pulled some of my, enjoys you over. Yeah. And he aroused us to, he went through his shit and beat him up.

And then he charged him for attacking the cop the cop hit the camera He didn't you know the camera you got to report the quality with the camera footage Another cop found the founder footage and he leaked it out and that cop is our guy fired and he's he's being brought up on criminal charges Dude, I've had a cop Just there's too much power in it. I think there's way too much Not with the camera. I wish that more that shit was seen I've been it's happened to me living in a black neighborhood as a white kid walking through it You get stopped by black people. What you do motherfucker? That too

Look, but here's the thing. It does, I think if there was a video camera, we probably sitting there, they both probably were wrong. And you probably find wrong in both what they both did. The cop probably fucked up and acted in a wrong way. I think you should have waited for backup. I don't think you pull over a kid like that, right?

Well, that's the thing is that it's just we're so divided. Everyone acts like it's black or white, not racially. It's not. It's cut and dry. Like it's this side or that side. There's a lot of stuff being missed on both sides or not talked about. Everyone wants to just go the cops are fucking black people killers and black people are thugs. Those are like the two sides that is all this in between.

But you also have to remember it's Missouri. It's the most racist state. All right. Well, I don't know that that's. Yeah, I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means. And I don't like the issue. I don't like the issue.

I don't like M&M. Yo, that's the racist. But the fuck, what the fuck? What the fuck? Everything lit that slide. I said this should be a win. I hear it first. When it first happened, I think that it's very likely that

that I just think it's a fact probably that a lot of these poor black kids in these neighborhoods hate the cops and they're like fuck the cops, fuck them. They're holding us back. They're interrogating us and they're tagging us and I think that's what I know. Let me just finish my sentence. And then the cops are all going fuck these fucking black people, these fucking animals. So you have two groups. I know for a fact that does have a, buddies of cop in the 73rd in Brownsville, and he literally walks by the housing projects and they go fuck you cop. They cop in the doing it into him,

but every single day. Well, hello, hello, can I say though? And you guys do know there's a history of cops, harassing black people, pulling us over. Of course. I'm beating us up. So you's us. There's a that the entire history that goes on there And that that been going on since the the 30s for these 50s 60s Before that. Yeah before that hundred

I mean yeah, and and so it so it doesn't and look I did the I did the cops show And I love that he only gave he only gave 30 years of fucking slavery. No, that's a little more than 100 years. Actually, the last 30 when it was the best. No, no. When you guys had neighborhoods and you could fight, you had, yeah, what the fuck is that? I did the show for the police department in Kansas City.

Yeah. And it was for this cop who was retiring. And they were yelling at Edward left him right and they're like we should have received it and they would laugh among each other. And I was like I was doing my job and I was and I started talking I was talking shit to the cop who was saying it like you shook the full code before and he was coming to Edward he called you to the N-word yeah they were and they were laughing at it and

I'm like oh shit what do I call the cops like I'm doing the show for the cops and and they were just heckling me and they would'm doing a show for the cops and they would just heck with me. They would laugh at my jokes without the same time they would heck with me. They're niggas for me. And it was a black and white. They were all white. They were one black cop in the whole. What was he doing?

He was just laughing. Cheer him out. And then he creased both to me outside. He said, yo dude, this is how it is. But you know, you just deal with it. Look it. Look it. What is that? Oh my God. Oh my. Oh, I think oh Jesus man.

You're about to be about to tag me and tell my to my phone off. I saw it in the face. I'm right. I didn't. The ways that sweet voice to come in to stop Yeah, D. I mean, can I can I say something though? Either because I know Ricky I know I know where you lie on this. I Ricky, I know where you lie on this. I swear to God. I swear to God, it takes me, and I'll admit this,

I am not a fucking bright dude. It takes me around a fucking a week to make a decision of like, I really. As it should. As it should, because most of the country just goes, he's a fucking, he's an N word, and he deserved to die. Or, or, or, or, or, or, or, they go, these cops are fucking maniacs

and they're gonna kill them and black people murder. I really was trying to like, listen, I spent three hours watching the news last night trying to find facts and it was like, what, it was either or there was no information in the middle. It didn't make sense. That's that great point I'm talking about. But I also like to wait for information,

like to wait before you make it these days. Here's what, here's what I can say though, that I do disagree with. I don't fucking buy for a second this looting bullshit. I don't give a fuck. What happens? I don't care what decision a court makes. I don't give a fuck.

Who wins the fucking world series or the fucking the Super Bowl? You don't fucking go and destroy your city. I think a by groups. You don't go and fucking destroy your city. Light, I mean, it's fucking Christmas in a month. And there's fucking people now because of these fucking assholes and the people who the the the protesters who are peaceful, fucking shame on them for not stopping it.

Where they going? Shame. You know what? What are they gonna do? What are they gonna do? What are they gonna do? What are they gonna do? They can fucking, they can stop them.

They can fucking. You can't stop these stupid assholes. You're about to send the N word, weren't you? I'm not gonna say that I'm not. I'm kidding. You cannot stop. You cannot do that. Bobby is gonna be, it's gonna be,

you have to do that. Nobody, nobody, so, so, so so we just have to accept now and how you know they know they they was not someone Stop I want to say I want to say I want to say another thing too is that they shouldn't have fucking announced this last night They should have waited in that they try to do like shave our money, but now it's at one o'clock in the morning. They want riots. I can't believe they announced it at that, when everybody was taking a heart, they had the answer at four o'clock in the afternoon,

Bobby, they should have held it to the morning when people working. People, no, seriously, no, the actual people. That was a great joke. People working people no the seriously no the actual people That was a great joke Well No when the the leaders of the community could have been up and they could have they could have look it for some reason I don't believe looting is as fun as it is they were night. You know me without the fires. I think it's I think looters I don't yeah, I don't think I don't think

looters. But L.A. is much fun. The L.A. riots and looting started in the daytime too. Yeah, but it's nice. Yeah, but that was it. That was a L.A. people too. That was terrible. They talk about the other runny king. Yeah, they should wait till like Blitzling cold.

Like, Negger 20 and say, Hey, y'all, the cop is walking. No, at fucking eight in the morning. What they're saying is that whenever there's supposed to be a work. What they were saying about the looting last night was really sucked was all these businesses, we're trying to, like, they had all their black Friday shit

in the place. So, like, all that shit was just robbed. Yeah, you know who's it robbed for their community? The people, the kids, the kids, the families, the hardworking people of that community who were gonna Go support those businesses which adds to the community which gives money back to the people Okay, which and never mind the presence and the and the fun and Christmas is all fucking shot now Right is all done and they're gonna live with this bullshit well actually don't three stores

So I'm sure there's other stuff the other thing is more than three stores and you're never gonna get fucking auto parts there again You need some oil you fucking or spark plug you're fucked The other thing it does is it shifts the conversation away from who's got the power and wire and and and and black people being in a Disadvantaged and guns to Looting now we're all talking about looting and how they shouldn't have looting and they can't get to Black Friday instead of continuing the discussion. The family of the kid that died said,

please don't do this. Please don't do this. The cousin of the kid who died, Mike, he said, it's not about black and white. The news keeps making it black and white. It's not. This was wrong, which would happen. What they did was wrong.

Did you have a lady that wore the gun, that just like I wore the gun, and she was like, yeah, I'm ready for the right, and she shot herself in the head. God does exist. That, I know. It was she was white, sucker. So what?

I don't, she should fucking, you know what's then, I'm fucking great, that is, I'm ready for the riots, and she shot herself in the fucking head. A white girl and white guy, that they went to buy guns, and like is I'm ready for the riots and she shot herself in the fucking head a white girl And white guy that they went to buy guns and like they're very full of my Hold on, I think the guy that this was the boyfriend said the boyfriend said he was driving She was waving the gun. He went to duck and he he he went into the car and she shot herself

So I think it he murdered But he could she did she's dead. Oh God. I love when people actually shoot themselves Yeah, but yeah, how you know the boyfinning doing to got that relationship? I don't know But I hope you shot her too. Yeah, what a listen the story is fucking awesome And now you trying to take it away. What do you fucking colombos still the way it is? All right, I'll just put that in there Bobby first time gun Purchases went up 40% in the county really so 48 like Higher than normal people went out and bought guns that you know some gun shops and that's on to blacks But what now? Oh gun shops. I said correct. I said correct

And then I miss her. Yeah, I wasn't trying. I'm not one of these people. Yeah, I saw that way She got hit in the head with a rock. She got the head that goes. She hit the head of the rock I'm like hey, can you please move because we can see rocks being thrown at you right now and she's getting whipped and She said no though she was trying tof it out. Yeah, who's this with a girl and CNN reporter. She was just being Filming a life segment and all of a sudden here go out and then she had to go down to take a hit with hitting the head with a rock Like you how about this the other guy that was screaming screaming about the gunfire. He just started going get back. Come on guys, let's get you. I see that part. But then he hears the guy you have pop pop is it get back? No. Just it's just like he immediately

turned into a pussy. We're going to get behind the building. The cop. Oh, no, it was a reporter. He just, oh, it's spying. Haven't you seen a Doug Stanhope tweet? No, it was so funny. He, Chris Cuomo, I guess, banged his girlfriend in the late 90s, and he goes, hey, Chris Cuomo, you banged my girlfriend in the late 90s.

Nothing makes me feel better than seeing you get tear gas. I think he had some great ones last night, Stan. There's a thing also, and I don't know what sign Iup on of each case because I don't know all the details. But I certainly think that black people have been systematically disadvantaged for hundreds and hundreds of years, and I have class issues and I think a lot of police abuse their power. That all being said, there was a cop, this guy was coming at a cop At some point don't you have to go okay these cops are shooting us they're shooting people So if a cop goes get out of the street or you're under arrest no, no, but hold on You don't know that's a great part that we don't know we don't know if he was coming or he's that's they so many different side sides

Sorry, I don't know what to believe so you say in coming the other people say he was pulling away From the cops, but some people say sorry, that's the great part that you mean not no man. That's why we. Because why wasn't he just as compliant as possible if that's what's going on. It seems like he was, is there really that much debate over that? He actually, you know what you got to do? You got to watch this a video of that, that same cop. He's harassing another black person and talking to him.

I have no question that he harasses black people all the time. I think the guy is probably a racist who uses the N word liberally. But at some point, I mean, I don't think the cops are walking around just going bang and shooting people. I think- Why are you pointing that mean when you do that? Because he's a white guy. You're a black guy.

That's how he's going to do that. Dina, what do you think? About which point? About it all. Your voice. That's how we use your live video. Dina, what do you think? About which point? About it all. Your voice. I think, you know, this stuff happens all the time. You've been on, especially your last... Let her talk, Will.

People think I'm white, so no. What are you? I'm Egyptian. Oh yeah, yeah. But I just think it should be harder to be a cop that would that would help. Yeah, but they don't get paid enough to be it's very easy to be cop. It's easy to be a cop and it's also a job with security and it doesn't pay enough but you can get over time. You can get a pension, you know what I mean? What's that?

You got to year the college. Yeah, but it's it's it's my buddy was in the academy. He's like yeah, there are people here that should not be cops at all. But, you know, look, you need the cops. You need them because they do, you know, I think they're the, the sergeant of Milwaukee. Did you see him last night? The guy was flipping out.

They were yelling at him. He was on his phone and they were giving the other day. And look, they're, they're awesome. Yeah, that was last week. They don't want to plant the good cops out there. Plenty of good cops out there. That actually is're always with you. Yeah, that was last week. They're not planting a good cop's out there. Plenty of good cop's out there. That actually is the ones that's there. There's a cop in Brooklyn two days ago.

He shot a black guy in the elevator. In the stairways, in the projects. For what? For no reason. He just opened the door. He saw a black guy and shot shot at him. I don't know that story. What a story.

What's a story? I don't know if he's just open to door and Once again what Bobby says is this fear level, but my biggest problem with it all is the fact that nobody Everybody seems to be pulling out their gun way too fast now. Yeah, it's there's no longer no one wants to fight No one wants to put on the struggle so they just shoot that's the problem, but nobody wants to put on the struggle. So they just shoot. That's the problem. But nobody wants to fuck it. Look it, nobody wants to die. But for you understand, we're fair. Like I was brought up in an abusive household, okay?

So my stepdad would hit me, physically hit me. I couldn't defend myself because I was a young kid. What I developed was fear. And then fear turned into rage. When rage came about, I learned how to defend, no, but I chased him with a knife, and I'm serious. I chased him with a knife, and then I hatched it, and I learned, that's when I learned that,

oh, I don't have to be afraid. When I get afraid, if I act more angrier, if I hurt that person, I'm not afraid anymore. But I learned that now so, so now I'm in school and the bully who was bullying me and scaring me and I didn't wanna go to school and I cried, nobody would help me.

I beat him up one day with my cast. I beat him so fucking bad that he cried and he was bleeding. And I felt beautiful because my fear was gone. I didn't have to worry about this guy anymore, but I also felt like shit because I heard a human being. I felt crappy that he had to go home to his family, like I've done many a times and cry and be hurt. And his mother and now that I'm a father and I have a child to know that somebody physically touched my kid and he would come home and go, I got beat up or hurt or someone hit me. That would kill me.

You know what I mean? So, fear is a terrible, terrible thing. And we live in it. Financial fear is an awful physical fear of being hurt. Now these cops are in fear of their lives. When I get pulled over, my uncle's a cop. I put my hands ten and two, and I keep them there until they tell me to move.

You show the PBA. And then I whip up, now my 19 PBA and my gold badge, and I go, look, I'm a white dude. I look Puerto Rican, but listen, no. Actually, I had to pull over the other day. I had my hands stand real. I heard about this. And the cops, it was like, I said,

when he said license register, I said officer, I'll, he said license register. I said officer, I'll lie to my back pocket and my other stuff in the gold compartment in the retail. He said, yeah, yeah, sure, go over it. And that was a relax in his face. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

But that's what I'm saying, because if you have to know now, and it's not saying it's right, but these police are fucking wild and they're killing black people. So you have to know when you get's not saying it's right, but these police are fucking wild and they're killing black people So you have to know when you get pulled over when you get fair Let me finish my sentence when you pull over and I do the same thing I go ten and two and I go I'm gonna grab my license if you go hey Let me get my license registration, but if you start going a lot of these people going fuck you motherfucker Yeah, fuck you fuck you and the cops gonna go all right fuck me

And I'm not saying that that gives you the right, but if you start telling cops to fuck themselves or go for their gun or hit them in the face or whatever else, there's gonna be consequences. And I'm against guns and fucking people getting murdered. And I'm not happy about it, but you gotta know, hey. Hold on, let me adjust that real quick. If you do act like you are, you're not gonna get shot.

A couple things, a lot of people do not know that. Do not know how to act when you get pulled over. They don't notice. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm not saying. I'm asking. They're not saying. They're not they're not all say fuck it all say what the fuck you pulled me over for. Now a lot of times cops they pull us over for no reason. He when I when I asked him for sure. When I asked him you fucking dress like a kid burglar. Why would I pull you over? Why you pull me over? He said he said well, well, you know, your car is missing a thing and you didn't see the one you met, a turn.

It's two o'clock in the morning, no cars behind me. There's coppers hiding behind the fucking tree and he's talking about him in the signal when I was making the right turn. Of course, oh yeah. Of course. So it was like, okay, okay. Yeah. That made me. Well, we all go pull over for shit like that like that you didn't have a sticker your light was out

You didn't signal you're supposed to fucking signal. That's the fucking law. That's the fucking law Okay, I'm just so I been pulled over stupid shit like that to you like this guy had nothing to do Yeah, he was waiting and trying to find something try found something to do He pulled me over just read. Are you fine? Go ahead? Okay? That's his fucking job to people who don't use blinkers to pull them over because you know what? That causes accidents. That's why we have blinkers because people have died not using a blinker. Okay? How how? using a blinker, okay? How, how, uh, meanial that is to us or you or anybody,

why the fuck I use my blinker? You have to, okay? It's a fucking law. You have to weigh your seatbelt. You have to have your insurance. You have to have a sticker. You have to have a registered car. It's just the way it is, okay?

So if you get pulled over, and we all do for meanials shit, somehow it becomes personal. Like, oh, you pulling me over because I'm dressed like a cappergler. But, Niel shit, somehow it becomes personal. Like, oh, you pulling me over, because I'm dressed like a caper, but I, I just wanna get that in one more time. But listen, we've all done it, but that's this fucking job. You move the fuck on, you keep it rolling.

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senators and congressmen. There's video cameras everywhere. But they still trying. But everywhere. I mean, I saw a video with Kiano Reeves giving a lady a seat on a train. What the fuck is that? a video with Kiano Reeves, given a lady a seat on a train. What the fuck is that? Everybody in their pocket has a fucking video camera and can capture anything at any time. So the more technology becomes available to the police stations and our government and our people. That's definitely one of the answers.

Absolutely. Eyes on everybody. Yeah, but what I'm saying is, I don't really I hate the fact that the for some reason anytime something like this happens, look it went to the decision was made and and in the right or wrong it was made and it was like look we're not going to do this that's the decision and then okay you guys get to go loot everybody in that. No, I mean black people. I mean the people in that town get to go fucking turn it over

Burn cars and have like a night of Yeah, you do whatever you want you guys do whatever you want burn down businesses ruin other people's lives It had nothing to fucking do with this. Yeah, they were they weren't even getting the fire trucks to the No, they couldn't because they didn't because they were shooting. I know it's that's a part I mean you think about to fucking people at auto zone the fucking poor sap who has to work at AutoZone, which sucks in itself, doesn't have a job right now. Probably maybe not pay his, get Christmas presents, so pay his fucking bills,

cause somebody burnt down fucking AutoZone. Think about that fucking guy who did nothing to nobody, that fucking poor sap who wakes up every day at six o'clock, takes a train, and a bus to a fucking weird shitty box auto zone to have some fucking fat guy like me to come in and go dude I want to change my snowblower spark plugs aisle seven fatso he's he's fuck now right they burn down the candy store too which sucked yeah you know all those pedophiles who aren't gonna get kids and there's also Parents that have a dead son that could shut death in the street. So let's not forget that well

Look at they didn't want they they knew that this might happen and I applaud the parents because they were like don't do this No, don't rule don't take the About light the spotlight off of what happened now. We're talking about this bullshit The all the news is just sitting there on the fires and the gunshots it's like a war zone and they love it they love it let's deal with the fact that they maybe they didn't get it right they kind of forgot that was a dead kid for a while of course they did and Bill Cosby smile

for a hot second Bill Cosby still smiling right now dancing right now. I bet Bill was laying some of those fires last night. I think I saw Bill flipping a cop car. I think he looted the drug store. We're going to talk about good Bill Cossby when we come back. We're going to take a quick P break as Joe has the bladder of a fucking 90 year old Jewish woman.

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What did I do? Not you. Oh. Fucking decides to scrape metal on metal on the mic. I didn't scrape. But he did. He did whisper, you should wear your microphone. What told him to wear it?

I said, where are your microphones? Where are your headphones? You can't wear a microphone by the way. Oh, right, I messed up. I can't wear a microphone. Yeah, thank you, thank you, this. Yeah, no problem, buddy. Yeah, can't wear a microphone by the way. Oh, right, I'm messed up. You know, I'm wearing a microphone? Yeah, thank you, thank you, this. Yeah, no problem, buddy. Yeah, I can wear a microphone. Anyways, we have somebody who joined us,

my good friend Matt, from Sex Drugs and Rock'n'Roll, the set, he is the prop master of the television show that I'm working on. Tell everybody what a prop master is, and tell it cause he's getting weird with the word master. Well, it's like, talking to the microphone first of all. Yeah, you hear yourself? I do.

All right, eat it, eat it, eat it, put it in your mouth. What it is, it's. Suck it, suck it, suck it. I'm not gonna. No, just put it in your mouth. We're actually harassing all of our guests. Shut up, I didn't know. Absolutely two of them.

No, great, you gotta really eat the microphone, Maddie. You like it. A pro master takes the script and breaks down all the props in the script. The prop is anything that an actor will touch or manipulate and scene. And then they make a list of everything and they bring it to set and put it in the actor's hands right before you go. Yeah, I mean, what's the worst part? What's the weirdest pot be ever had to get? Well, last week actually we had something on. That was pretty good with Bobby. I don't reveal the, because I don't want to reveal it.

I just, you can't, he can't, he's got to be careful with what he says, because I don't, we can't give away, I don't want to get fired from the show, because you're an asshole, just an inquisitive asshole these days. All right, so here it's the bomb, in a quizative asshole these days. All right. So it's a here. It's the bomb dinner. Hagi chief is here. There's an episode where you give Dennis Larry a hand job. No, no, no, no. You know, I have had to

get a lot of sex toys and stuff. I forget that show and past shows. What's the worst part you ever got? That's what he was answering you dumb dumb. He was about to. He was about to. He was about to. No, he said in other shows. I've had it. And you just just. I'm just moving. Because he's outfamilial you. Yeah, you don't look.

I'm gonna outfamilial you. How's that? Shut your face. He just did. Go ahead. Do we let the guy fucking talk? Yeah. Dongs.

Dongs. What the fuck? What is it, don't? I'm trying to be brief because as soon as I start to... He's gonna attack you. No, you're good. If I say don's, that's a simple answer. I like alternative words for Dix.

I like Pud. Pud is for Dix. Yeah, I call mine a Pud. Hogan? Hogan. Yeah, my Hogan. Why Hogan? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hogan. Yeah, my Hogan. Why Hogan? I don't know.

Ha ha ha. Fun? Well, here's, this is like last week we had to do some stuff with food with my character. You have a good time. And it, that was pretty funny. Thank you, I appreciate it. Which people laughed at it.

Yeah. I, uh, and it said in the, it said in the, uh, it said in the script that it was a spicy sauce, which you really don't need to get spicy sauce. I can act spicy, do you know what I mean? I really don't know, but he's such a good prop master. He goes by the letter of the script. So I take a bite of this substance,

and it's the hottest thing, my lips are on fire. And when you guys know know when you shoot something You're gonna do it 900 times. So I gotta keep putting this fucking hot sauce on my lips Yeah, you stood it. No, I didn't I did not get you. Why did you get used to it? You like hot sauce? Yeah, hot sauce delicious It was a it turned into sort of a Prank though. Yeah, yeah, we could talk about talk about that. Yeah. Well, they kept... Can we talk about that? Yeah, I don't think it's going to spoil the episode. Yeah, they kept... Well, basically, the producers of the show,

Jim Cerberco, and the director, and the AD, and pretty much everybody else on staff on the... apparently knew that I had to eat this stuff, so they formed this thing a couple hours beforehand, right? Yeah. Yeah, where they were just gonna keep me eating, and then they were like, we need more sauce in your face. So I was like, you know, because I'm a people pleaser,

and I know that, you know, this job can be taken away from me at any time. Don't wanna get fucked. Yeah, because I'm just a phony on the set. I'm just a fat guy with a couple good dick jokes that fucking got lucky. And they're like, yeah, we need more sauce. And I'm like, all right with a couple good dick jokes that fucking got lucky And they're like yeah, we need more sauce and I'm like all right, so I put more sauce in the food I take a bite and then I'm just put it on your lips

So I'm rubbing it on my lips. I'm like this is kind of hot You know, they're like I know it just for the shot. Well, this is the last shot. We're gonna go right after and I got it We need more so I can I put it on my cheek and he's like on the other cheek So I put on the other cheek then I'm like on your forehead so I'm putting my whole face is covered with the sauce to the point where I go wait a minute Yeah, it was freaking out. Yeah, we were done shooting 20 minutes before that it takes the nigga to dude. It was a fight. It was 10 minutes of this 10 minutes of applying spicy Fucking Haitian sauce. Oh whoa whoa whoa whoa. I'm sorry. I thought I think a spicy Haitian sauce. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry.

What the hell did that? I think it's spicy Haitian sauce. I like that. Spicy Haitian sauce and his balls. I'm laughing. No, no, no, no, I'm laughing at how bad it was. I was laughing at how fucking how Russian she was. Fuck you, you shit.

Play back the tape. Yeah, I've got to play. I was laughing at how fucking how roses she Fuck you She's for you Play back the tape Yeah, I've got to play with you guys first of all First of all you can't because it's fucked up this week But first of all, we all should have had the the the the hanky chief Seven hours ago, but you started yelling at deep poo 3PO over there Because

Dude, I just spent a lot of money because if I get this and we spend it and now you're still a ghost You look like you died. That's how fucking white you are You know what I would look better if you took some of that money and just gave it to me. I could go eat Starving over here. I'm dropping bar. There's a lot of Truman. These are my partners right here. Okay? I have checks for you guys, too. What what oh my god No, just for them You put on the show for three weeks watch a mouth. Yeah, well, maybe if you didn't fuck up my reads all right You're getting docked to us. I'm giving it. I'm giving it to Joe Yeah, the malls the mall didn't public school system fucked up your way

So Joe you don't get his $10 first of all your ass all whatever Melrose remember the fuck you I was Maulden you are right you're on the fucking money. Don't second-guess your good joke you fucking insecure cunt You're insecure. I'm sorry You had That's all you had to get come back you're secure. I just had five in a row mother fucker Hey, no fucking swear I never said motherfucker before my life. It was kind of fun. So let's, I want to move on.

I want to move on. We talk about it. Tuesday's the story is everybody. It's all I took. It's the worst. In literally, the shot of you is the worst shot of ever seen. It literally looks like you're coming down from the heavens. You just all white.

It's awful. I apologize. I apologize for Deepo's fuck up. Does he look like you got big black dick? No, you do. I got decent dick. So this bill cause me thing is, um, that's why I call my dick Bill Cosby because I put bitches to sleep. All right. So thank you for listening to the YGWD podcast. That's the end of the show. Who's following that?

I'm not following that. Who was it speak? I'm not speaking. You know, you have all these racial points and you're right in their fair points, but very anti-woman here. What are you talking about? You're sexually harassing Dina.

Wow. Yeah, put it in your mouth. Dina, do you feel sexually harassed? No, I kind of, it's kind of flattering. I fucking like her. There's something about her that she's a nice girl, but she's got some, like, a little... She's got a dark side of her time.

Really? Yeah, she dope shit. All right. We keep eating these people all the time. He's on all the time now. She's on all the time now. Ricky moved in, he put his shit in the bedroom. All the wipe your bean, bait it out.

Scopo, he hasn't been necessary. It's not that much. It's gonna be Bobby in a bunch of black and spanish. There's nothing in the bedroom, right? There's nothing in the bedroom. No, nothing in the bedroom. Okay, no, he put his suitcase in there, dude. He goes close out, yeah, yeah.

Why would you do that? Do you need, I thought you were with John Ligazone where he is in a brownstone that you can move and do. Can you move into the basement floor of his brownstone that he fucking better? I'm chilling. All right, listen, this bill Cosby, as we all know, Dr. Bill Cosby. Will you image Cosby?

Here's the thing, is, I mean, all these women are coming out and again, I think certain women are fucking hurting the cause, not helping it. The cause, that was a pun. And, again, I think certain women are fucking hurting the cause, not helping it. The cause, that was a pun. And, uh... That's pretty funny. Before we actually, before we go into this, I want to go to the chat room on the last thing.

Please, there's a lot of heat in there. Yeah, there's been a lot of discussion about the... Okay, so, uh, we have Robert Payne says, they were talking about the, uh... Yeah. The case in Ferguson. Yeah, if you guys are in the chat room, please subscribe and retweet, get some more people in the chat room. Stop being selfish. Yeah, Robert Payne says there was a map of the evidence samples.

His blood was 25 feet further from the cop than the place where he died. That meant he was shot there and then moved towards the cop. That doesn't make any sense. Okay. Someone else says, I think we can all learn from the great words of Louis C.K. It's because their hands look like guns. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Why am I casino funny? Why? Why am I just a literally casino restaurant killer? I am just a Chinese food restaurant master.

Why can't I be fucking brilliantly funny like that? Fuck, I'm dumb. Go ahead. Sloppy, so... Yeah, good. Sloppy, so Rulie says, that's the shit end of all of this. A lot of people in Ferguson lost their jobs because of a couple of dickheads

Yeah, not a couple a lot more than a couple. It wasn't two assholes gone Let's there's a bunch of fucking people at an agenda. We had a fucking agenda who knew this was gonna as soon as this happened They were gonna go and fucking steal some shit They came from another place who freaking you don't know that yes, I do know that you know that for a fact Why am I stupid for saying that you don't know that yes, I do know that you know that for a fact Why am I stupid for saying that you don't know something? research you just we how did you know that he was there less They said a bunch of people they can't they just came there from another state to to to try the who's they The news yeah, okay, what news? I know somebody that was trying to go there for the the first protest when it first happened in

August and they shut down that whole town where you weren't allowed in unless you were resident within that town. Did that happen last night? I don't know. No. No, they weren't prepared. They thought that it might blow over. They thought that it might be too late. They fucked up last night. They were not prepared for what the fuck was about to happen. Or they wanted to let it happen. And, and look, look, look. Yeah, and have people deal with the burnings and all this other bullshit, right? I don't know, fucking no. What else?

What else? Uh, Tom, hang on a second. You don't fucking what else might do, Poole. I fucking, alright? You fucking swinging dick. I'll show you Mike Goffin Tay to beat it. I got Joe back. Alright, he's off the road of playing clubs with Nick DePolo.

He's back for a while. I was with Gary Goman, your church. Oh, sorry. Wrong headline. He's no fucking John Ligazama. Just making it up on the fly. Alright, go ahead. Tom Stevens says, Joe list equals Martin Short stunt double. I love that we're all to get a second. They went, okay, I got it. Go ahead. That's about it for now. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Look at that is he gay? He's got to be gay. Is that a guy? Maybe yeah, hey Jerome. I love it that we have gay fans. That's all the beer and black and black everybody way to our first gay black fan. Hi Hi, thank you. Well, I think he wants a wiki to wait

Not your friend. It's not rave. It's waves. It's a W you fucking retard. I'm sorry we tired Go wave to this guy. You're on the XL shirt right now. All right, let's go. That's it? Yeah, that's it. All right, so here we go. The bill cause me thing really,

I mean, okay, here's the girl that said, this is what really fucking fuck me up in. Do you have an opinion on this? Because you're a woman. The girl said she's at the tonight show. Cause becomes in and forces his penis into said she's at the tonight show, because it becomes in and forces his penis into her mouth. At the tonight show,

wow, before she was gonna go on, how the fuck do you force? If you're gonna go on the tonight show and I walk in and I'm like, hey, how you do, all right, let's say somebody more famous, Louis CK walks in and takes his little red pod out and tries to force it into your mouth. What are you gonna do?

Um, if it's Louis, I'd probably tape it. What? I'm kidding. So go back to Bobby. Bobby, go back to you. Bobby walks in. Bobby walks in. You know what, dude?

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You know what scuffle some child scuffle you know what dude take this penis dude. All right, so Very right that's why so I walk in I'm like hey, you know, I'm glad that my show-home drug to get here Why would you take this fucking little pod if you can get? What would you what would you what would you say? Who are you if I tried to put my dick in you? Can we use somebody else because I feel uncomfortable? Yeah, not you. Well, Cosby.

Well, so then. I know because he's gonna blow bill she's blowing Louis. Yeah. Yeah, no. She's gonna blow Bill she's blowing Louis She's such a funny thing we're coming up with someone else. Why don't we just use the person? All right, so Bill Cosby comes in would you blow him? He tries to put what would you do? It's a young

Cosby it's fucking bill Cosby when he was Bill Cosby with that weird fucking hats and jackets and sweaters. He's been old for 30 years. Okay, but here, here the scenario. It's Bill Cosby, he has a show he could help you out in your career, he comes in, hey, how you doing, what's going on? And he pulls his penis out and tries to put it in your mouth. What do you say?

Hey, what's up? I'll be Bill Cosby. Hey, Will, you'll be Bill Cosby. Hey, oh, well you be Bill Cosby ready good Hey, sweetie, I'm doing fat Albert part two You have the hat for it You really do pull that over you fucking mouth and Fucking mouth and Would you suck this? Hey, but Fabba. Hey, but do you know?

I'm a dooboo dooboo. Would you suck this penis? I appreciate your interest. I love the Jesus or entrance. So entrance. So you'd be that polite to a guy who has just been as out. He's powerful guy. I don't want to still as, you know, he's powerful guy.

I don't want to be like, you know, I don't want to cut the connection, but I just say, you know, I don't think that- But then he just throws the drugs in and that's good. Where have I smacked with the piece on your cheek? What do you do then? I guess I'd leave the room. You could get up and walk out, right? So here's, that's my point, is that if you're in a room

and a guy tries to put a penis in your mouth, you get the fuck up and you leave, you scream, you say no, thank you, you're a piece of shit. You know, I don't understand how you have, how do you put it in your mouth and then not say anything and then 20, whatever, 40 years, however, how many years later, say that he did something fucked up to you. What if he opens you a piece of steak? Oh, well then you blow. Then you suck his dick. Oh, and he, you suck that dick good. He put your mouth and then he lied about getting a gig and now you're mad. You've never done that.

You never lied to a girl about getting her a gig just to get a blowjob? No. Me neither. Really? No, I've done it. I told the girl, I told the girl once I get an SNL fucking audition maybe What's that you did that to you like to girls to get vagina? No I don't know I've lied to them in like I said like I'm not gay or whatever

I don't have her please I'm so happy Have have how about you Ricky you don't have to lie to anybody get pussy right you so good looking no I actually don't like getting pussy off comedy. I don't like that fucking thirst I think it's gross when the girls are fucking just how long you been doing comedy six years Well, you don't have that problem then what do you mean Ricky's killer? I'm not kidding. I was a joke that didn't go Yeah, well, I'm trying to fucking I don't know you don't have that problem then. What do you mean? Ricky's a killer. I'm not kidding. I was a joke that didn't go. Yeah, well, I'm trying to fucking, I don't know. I don't know him.

Maybe you think he's some schmuck. I don't think he's a schmuck. I think he's a nice kid. I think he's opinionated. I think he must be funny because he's open in for a big name. And that guy's not gonna have a piece of shit open for him on a big venue like that. So he must be good.

I've made my decision about Ricky already. And I think he's hot. Matt, take something. If I had, that was me in the chat room. I was talking to him. I was doing that on my phone. If I hadn't seen him do stand up. And he was like, I'm opening for John Lake,

was I'm out of this guy blows. Why? Guys, you can't do it. The live was I'm out. What does that mean? Dude, that's a big, I wouldn't say blows. Here's the thing. I don't know, he might stop.

He might be good. I don't know he might stock he might be good I like so not for that Hopefully for Ligu as I'm a means you're good automatically at a big theater Yeah, you did not gonna have a shitty person. I have a taste that he might have a shitty taste in stand-up Or maybe he's just cousin. I don't know Wow, you're opening Why are we going down your rabbit hole if you're looking for Louis? I'd be like oh, he must be good if Louis chose him But like was that he made just party and suckers dig you

No offense for Louis, I'd be like, oh, he must be good if Louis chose him, but Leggo was out. Oh, he made just party. He's Sugga's dick, he'll, no offense, you know. I don't mean this offensively to you, or Leggo was down, but I don't really, I don't respect Leggo's out to a point where I'm like, if Leggo's out, I'll show them, he must be crazy. Okay, I was, can we, can we go back to Cosby? You're fucking crazy, Brains. I just didn't like how he's dick, yes or no.

I would suck Cosby's dick, but the story, I have a story podcast. I'd stand up labs, story I have a story podcast On stand-up labs and now we get a lot of listeners. We can always use more two days with stories Riacast dot merch table to get your list of many the features Bobby. I'm broke I need to make I fucking put all the money is coming in when you're fit go to ricast calm YKWD page hit the merch, okay? At the top of the page, okay? Go directly to ridecast.merch table, bro. And there'd be no broke-for-white people

meaning they have a hundred thousand hours left. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. You have money in the bank, you're fine. You're fine. I just have to find... You're fine. You're fine.

Sag, I got three bucks in the bank. I don't have that leg with Zama money. I don't have the, you know what, dude, podcast money. I don't have the big ass money. It's none of you to stop the him. First of all, you know what, a dot- i don't have the big ass money it's not you know that i have first of all you know you know what dot pocket pack doesn't make money okay what robber kelly makes money okay make get it right sex drugs and rock roll kelly makes it right money now i feel bad with the

leg was on the right and i thought you said that's what you said it's not that big of a deal you compare him to other comedians you said he's way down the list not a comedian though yeah i know that's that's that's what i'm saying that's what he that's what you're you said he's way down the list. He's not a comedian though. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. That's what he, that's what you're saying that he's not funny. I didn't say he's not funny.

That's what you said. I said Ricky's funny. I didn't say anything else. We, I was trying to say he's funny. Go to the tape. Go to the tape. We're not going to, we can't go to the tape. You don't use tape, we use digital.

All right, here's, here's a deal. I think, I mean, Cosby's finished. He's done. I mean, it's a standing olylinite in it's standing on the land I think he's still doing all his gigs. Yeah they're not canceling all the whole lot of them. Hold on, wait a minute. They just took him off TV land all the Cosby, you you know what money that is? How much fucking money that is? Our Kelly was on tape, peeing on the little girl, 12 year old girl. And he came back to Orwin. He came up one 12 year old girl.

And he didn't rape her. Here's the thing, he didn't rape her and here's the thing. Our Kelly, hang on, hang on, shut up, shut up. Our Kelly is this Bill Cosby, who's America's dad, okay? The Cosby show who yelled at everybody for fucking being having your pants low Never mind peeing on girls and then our Kelly at our beastah who that's what he's supposed to do piss on little girls Okay, that's what he's supposed to do. He's supposed to eat and pussy. Here's a knock. Yo, yo, I mean pussy What's up? And then piss on it? That's we he's expected to do and then Bill Cosby big difference

Okay, this guy's dropping pills in people's drinks And he's like an activist for you know, live the right life. Don't do this don't do that I'm trying to say is that time will heal all wounds and Bill Cosby will come down Yeah, but he's fucking 90 how how there's no time left 70. Yeah, but he's fucking 90. How, how, there's no time left. He's 70. He doesn't have time left, dude. He has a small amount of time left on this fucking planet. And it's the last.

This way, kill him. You understand, the end of his day is, it's done. It's right, he'll be able to, he'll still have fans. Look, no matter who you are, your fans, if you are that famous, they die hard. They believe in you, okay? Let me explain. But as we were all fans of Cosby, we all loved Cosby. If you brought up Cosby as a comedian, yeah, Cosby, you're not the best.

He's not prior, but he's good. I think it's better now. He's number one. No way. I think so. Cosby would've died before this came out. And then these women would come out. We wouldn't believe it. We wouldn't believe it.

I wouldn't believe it. Who was Richard Pry I wouldn't believe it was rich or priors biggest influence Richell Cosby. Yeah, but here's the thing rich or prior lived a better life and he died better because he was he can't Not a better life. I mean he died died better. I'll tell you what I Mean all right. I'm a fucking mourn. We all know this can I explain it? Can I rephrase it? Please? Can I can I go back? I think my You alpha I swear to God. I'm gonna fucking hit you with him. You want a female you want fucking alpha male Anyway, I see fear do you see what fear fear that scope or doesn't respect me respects will that's where this guy

This way everything goes wrong. I would shoot him right now in the fucking way. Can you speak to me today, because I'm Ferguson? Listen, I think that Richard Pryor did Coke, did heroin, bank tranny, he's fuck chicks, talked about pussy, he died as himself. There was nothing hidden. So we respect him more. He died, he's remembered in a true or better way. Cosby was like, it's a fraud. You're a fraud. You were this guy. You talked about this stuff and you're really

a fucking rapist. You really rape, you've raped, I don't know how many he's done it to, but you know that if there's 30, one of them has to be real It's definitely hold on hold on actually 21 is he last time I checked Yeah, you tell my rich pride live live honestly if If you want to come out years go say I rate bitches It's not that he would have been it would have been okay. I'm not saying that is that it's the perception we have of him You know we we he what I think if Richard Prior came out that he did rape girls, you'd be like, oh, I can kind of see that. Richard Prior probably would have did a joke about it.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I knocked a bitch out once, fucked about she was sleeping. We'd all laugh about it. Yeah. You know what I mean? 75, yeah. You're a good joke.

I'm fucked with it. Yeah, man. You fucking, you fucking bitch. Sleeping is like fucking a dead bitch. That's bad Tina when it's leaving. Oh, is that you doing bitch or five? No, perfect cat will you That's great You know, I mean so

That's the difference which we got with the drugging the and the rest of that, is that the rush in it? That's what I'm trying to figure out about. Yeah, I think definitely that kind of thing. Because Cosby can get big girls if he wanted. No, he couldn't, he was married. Yeah, but you think, oh my god, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Well, it's gonna go to the,

like, calm down, calm down, calm calm down calm down calm down calm down calm down Are you thinking women will say no bill? I can't give you this vagina because you're mad No, I'm not saying that I'm saying this man. We got you ain't shit. Hey listen inside Oh god the microphone to work dude. You don't need to scream. I mean the camera's don't fucking work But the microphones do. Okay? Can you stop screaming? Well, shut the fucking wrestling. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And there's like there's like three thousand truck drivers across America with blown speakers because you're screaming at him

Yeah, you screaming you gotta set up calm down calm down. Okay, calm down. Yeah, what do you just say? Yes, I did women I understand I don't think because he's like is like Brad Pitt I was gonna fuck Brad Pitt, but he's mad. He's a bitch Bobby's point though, but thank you. I see your point you're saying, I think maybe I'm gonna try to make sense to you. Please. You're saying, if he comes out and he's like, hey, baby, would you maybe want to get a drink and make some love or whatever, she's going, what? You're married.

Hey, this married guy tried to, but if you'd drug her, they wake up and they go, oh, he's actually saying, I'm gonna help you with your career. That's pretty much is fucking lined all these brads. I'm gonna help you, I can help you. Let's go rehearse, let's go try some stuff, acting or whatever wise, and then they get some back, and he puts a pill, they wake up with jizz between their fucking thighs.

You know what I mean? That's something fucked up in the head though. No, that yeah. But that's eliminating a process that I don't think he probably wanted to go through. Yeah, but you're fucking a girl who's basically unconscious. Yeah, that's eliminating a process that I don't think he probably wanted to go through Yeah, but you're fucking a girl who's basically unconscious. Yeah, that's not That's a my thing though. It's not about getting the girl. It's not about getting the girl It's about fucking your girl who's unconscious. Oh

Yeah, it's a power thing What Yeah, it's a power thing. I don't know if it's a How come none of these women none of the one of these women what none of these none of these? What is that called not what did you say not one of these women? Not none of these foot so none of one of none of one right that down That's it. None of one of none of one is not a word You say none of oneana gets to start rating. Dude, if you say Nana Wana in Africa, you'll be beheaded. That's an offensive word to most. You listen to what I'm saying.

I'm not sure you want to say what I'm saying. Alright, Nana Wana. Go ahead. Huck up, Nana Wana these women. What? What the fuck? I gotta go. I lose this host in the show.

I quit this show. I fucking quit. I want to hear the point. Yeah, none of them want to. None of them want to be one of these women. I'm not fucking seeing! How did you make it longer? Not any one of these women.

That's way better. It's called English. Yes. It's called, just get to the point. None of them want to be one of these women. You're not going to get to the point. You're not going to get to the point. You're not going to get to the point.

You're not going to get to the point. You're not going to get to the point. You're not going to get to the point. You're not going to get to the point. You're not going to get to the point. You're not going to get to the point. You're not going to get to the point. You're not going to get to the point. These were you say I don't know take this choppy I saw my body I'm not flowing right I flow flow nothing one of these Yeah, I'm dying to his point Wow Well went to the car Are you mean I I don't know I don't know what are they gonna do scoop it up on a toothbrush? That's what they do now

Yeah, that's what a right now Not as advanced they are now here's a thing Never been a rape victim, so I don't know what goes on just your crowds You know just your crowds Excuse me being a rapist will Deena do you do you believe all these women? I mean do you believe that Cosby did all this do you believe all the women? Probably I haven't read each case individually, but from what I've read good Lord your voice What'd you say Can you not

What'd you say? Can you not cre- Oh, Jesus, Deena, I'm so sorry. Well, could you be less respectful to the one woman here? I mean, seriously, I don't understand. I want to just wait me. Very Bill Cosby-ish. Listen. Deena, I want to get some Deena perspective.

I do too. I'm trying to, but fucking creepy voice. The other time you're ever soft and gentle, is when you're talking to Dina. How would you feel if every time you try to say something, everyone just started making fun of the way you talk? We do that. We do that.

Jo, the truth is back. All right, so Dina. I've never been victimized by something that was off. Have you ever been, is anybody ever dropped to a pill? You know any girls that have ever been, or anything inappropriate? Like something like that? I mean, oh yeah, yeah one of my best friends definitely what happened?

She's like 12 years old and Jesus. Can you make her fucking 17 just so I don't feel weird about hearing this story already chubbing up? Jesus Ricky Ricky Stop stop I can I'll get it Stop stop I can I'll get it What is the black and white? You're wondering how they get these Repetitions. I stopped Joe. I got this. I got this.

Settle down. Okay. I take back everything I said. He's horrible comic and a bad human being. Alright, go ahead. Jesus. Okay, so she was 12. Yeah. And oh, can you not use your voice when you're saying this? I'm chopping up now too. Yeah.

All right, so. You still won't say. What the fuck? Shut up. If any blogger's going to hold it this episode, we're going to be on Reddit. What's up? We're going to be on Reddit.

First of all, we're not, Joe. We're not. These two creeps are. Yeah. Gaucker is going to fucking shut us down. All right, so what? Gaucker? All right, so what's up?

Well, she wasn't dragged or anything. She was just like 12. Didn't know better. She's an older guy. I was like, she wasn't dragged or anything. She was just like 12 didn't know better. Right. I'm older guys. Like, hey, come to my place. Oh, that's actually terrible. I don't want to hear about that. That's not even what we're talking about. Hang on, what's that? But she's talking about a fucking pet of that's just terrible.

I know it was only later on that she was like, oh, yeah, she's even realized all the time. Thanks for the great point. Yeah, that's the point later on. Yeah, I think that's what I said. Yeah, but no, we're talking about women. Okay, like that, what's her name? The model that was she, Janis Dickinson went back to his house, and she was, you know, she was there before, you know, what, to be on the show, you really get flown out to fucking Reno to a casino, because he's gonna, what is he gonna read lines? Come on to a casino because he's gonna what is gonna read lines come on you know why he's flying you to fuck out that's victim blaming

okay fine but here's a deal you go why you're a supermodel some fucking comic is gonna fly you to Reno to hang with that for the week on the biggest one of the world and he's flying you giving you oh come on even if that's in the back of your mind, right? That should be in the front of your mind Yes, yes, yes, was he drugged her Yes, she didn't have the opportunity to say no no, she did say no Oh, you're telling me models don't do drugs. Yeah, you tell me models don't blow guys for shit I was saying that I was saying that

I was saying that you know the sad part is he didn't have to drug her he probably could have just gave her a part on the show and who knows that's probably what happened yeah Janice Dick is in I mean here's the thing she she here she is over here doing three sums with fucking uh you know the the Russian from Rocky and uh, you know, and yeah, she fucked the chick from weird science. I mean, she's doing all this weird sexual crazy free shit back in the day. She's got a million stories about that,

three sums and guys and girls. And then all of a sudden, this guy, I want you to, all of a sudden, she's a pure, you're pure didn't? When she gets a phone call from Cosby to come out and fly to Verino. I mean, I don't, I mean him drugging her. That's, that's the sick shit.

That's where you go. That's where you go. That's where you go. This guy's, this guy's got fucking, he's a fucking serial killer. Control free. What about the girls that said so he had me a pill in the drink.

I'm like, so you, you, you knew that he was having a problem. Yeah, what is that? The matrix. You know what I mean? Someone hand you a pill and a fucking drink you leave the room. Yeah, you know You know when it's fucking the bill cause be the biggest comedian. I love that scopo with suckers dick Open for me. Come on. He would fuck. Oh, that's all you hear Just his big fat. He contacted me.

I heard Leggo's not much drugged Ricky. Yeah. I read it on the one of the blogs. But we can't just do this blatant victim blaming of, if you're flying Irino, you gotta know, you're gonna get raped. I mean, she's not in her mind. No one's ever going for a nice weekend with Phil Cosm.

No one would ever think Phil Cosm was a rapist until a week ago. So why would this woman 20 years ago go? I shouldn't go to Reno. He's probably gonna rate. I don't think she thought that. I don't think she's going there if something was going down. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, look, but oh no, what she thought. A woman does have the right to go to say, you know what? I will. A woman does have the right to go. Look, I'll go to Reno. maybe I will fuck her, maybe I will fuck her, maybe I will, and then go, you know what, I don't wanna.

So you do have that right to go, you know what, I changed my fucking mind. I maybe I thought you were attractive, I liked you a little bit, maybe something would have happened, but now I don't, and of course she has that right. That's where the problem is, where if she actually gave her a pill and didn't give her the choice

where you go, well, that's the... That's where you wake up. She didn't have the choice to go fuck you screaming yell and go, I don't want this. The chick in the dressing room that, apparently, that's where I go because of you. A lot of these victims that a legitimate have a case against this piece of shit, right?

Now, here you are, oh, he came into my dress and I'm gonna force this penis in my mouth at the tonight show. It's like, stop it. That's not what I, you, nobody can, how do you, how do you force a penis into your mouth without you going, wait a minute, fuck you. I don't give a shit if Jesus came in.

My wife is still gonna go, get your fucking, you're perfect dick out of my mouth. You almost said Joe No Jesus What was a friend of mine who remain nameless right? Said in 1992 Was told me that she went to audition for the Cosby show. Right. And actually she got the part. Marina Franklin. No.

Okay, good. And she said Bill Cosby was coming on to her. Yeah. And he cleared the room. Oh, chef. First thing you did was grab her butt without permission and said she did really well. And he just started fumbling her.

And she was so freaking shocked. So when I saw her that week, I said, hey, how was the part? She was so sad. She said, I got the part. But and then she just started telling me and she was crying about Cosby touch the And she said so I say, what are you gonna do? You gonna she said well, you know what? I'm gonna go to I'm gonna go to on set and hopefully there'll be people around I'll just make myself not along with Cosby, right and she told me that she did that and then Cosby Find a way to get along with her.

Right. Pull up IMDB. I want to name. You were doing so many in 92? No, I was just, I knew her. Yeah, you were. You were doing comedy. I know you.

Yeah, so stop it. What are your focus? He's been doing it for fucking six weeks. I didn't know the only one. That's why. I thought it was like, she's not a comedian. She just acts. Okay.

So did he do something to her? Yeah, he did. And she gave it to him? She didn't, she woke up. She, oh, she, he drugged her? Yeah. Oh, she, yeah, man. That, that, that, that, that,

shitty come out. And you're not screaming these work. She did not come out at all. And she told her, she's not gonna cause other kids. Yeah, it's sad, that's fucked up, man. What the fuck is that? But it was, you know, I'm not, piece'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like mean, and now when this came out, I'm like, ooh, what do you think about the girl in the dressing room? As a woman, do you think she, what do you think about that? Wait, which? The girl in the dressing room that said he forced her penis in the mouth. That sounds like, I mean, it doesn't, I don't know. That sounds, what? It sounds fake.

I mean, I don't want to put you on the spot. I'm just, I would like a, because I have a fucking dumb guy perspective of shit, you know I that's why I would like a woman's perspective on it. Things are happening so quickly when someone like just puts that out to you Yeah, it's like you're not thinking. I mean I could see how she could like do the math quickly I was Bill Cosby. It's not that big a deal. Just a big meal to put me mouth, you know I don't know but but it's still. After the show, I want you to hang out for a little bit. You're doing so well on the show.

No, seriously, you're doing a really good job. I don't know if maybe. We might have a part in sex shows and rock and roll video. Yeah, we want to, I'm kidding. It's sex and drugs. It's, yeah, it's fucking. Did you read about the curry thing? Curry? Wait, what curry thing?

Are you bringing this up because of D-Poo? This is my favorite allegation of the all of. Wait, what happened? To say- Like, what he was gonna do, I guess, the tonight's challenge, the late night shows, he would ask all of the- He would request all the female staff- In turn. Surround him-

In turn, everybody- In terms of the butt- in a sense around him and watch him eat curry and science what this is that the light that can't be true it was actually uh... uh... uh... there was a couple news article like it didn't come from like a bullshit website are waiting for explain this to me that this is bill cause b we going i can't pay okay i think you're leaving because i'm not going to get some curry

i just can't be so i'm out of here, this curry shit's crazy. But I think I have a delayed show with David Letterman and I was on that show. Wait, David Letterman did it too? He raised me, Joe. No, no, I did a five minute comedy set on the delayed show with David Letterman.

And Cosby was there? No. Okay, what the fuck are you talking about? Go piss, you asshole. You're fucking, we get it! You'll have- It's on YouTube, but you'll have. Check it out. If I'm gonna write a cast.merchtable.com,

you can get a lovely list of many of shirts right over here. And I'll be right back. I just gonna pee. Go pee, I hope you- I'll be a shit. Go pee, isn't that his name? Alright. Alright, so. I fucking- Can I just read the blur? I All right, so

Wait, what tell this one? Can I just read the blur please read it? I just want to say one thing. I hate fucking jolless Go ahead fucking what did you say on the book the book? What was it? I said I want to know no one I want We have a quote from one of the interns on Letterman. Yeah He says he'd include he'd include as a request before he arrived that the young girls interns and assistants all had to gather around in the green room backstage and sit down and watch him eat curry. Why? Why? Our stunstores explains no one would say, uh, no one would say anything and he would sit silently eating and make us watch and want us to watch.

Why curry though It's a control thing. Yeah, but here full control. Okay, so the other people at the tonight show was a tonight show a letterman Letterman let them are they put to blame too for allowing this? Don't you say no these are our employees and we don't want that's not their job title maybe that's why the that's how powerful job title maybe that's why that's how powerful you know what it's not a fucking gatorated pizza and you fucking idiot like in my by the I need all the interns to surround me as I and teach you how to fucking spell I'll bring my own

curry all right listen I think that's just ridiculous to me that they would allow that like they would say okay it but cause we coming in you girls ready? I get in there. Dina, when did this happen? Oh, I don't know. And she was another woman complained about this.

They just did it. It's an intern, dude. It's an intern, I've never met. She said all the interns and not interns and the presidents and the vice-presents and the senior. That's not what she said. You're making that up. Just Deena. Deena, you didn't say that. I mean, I understand what you said about like, I mean, look, you

forget that women, you know, sex is sex and, you know, fooling around or whatever, there might be an opportunity because of who he is that you think he's attractive. And, all right, I like sex. I like, I like blow jobs. I like to get eaten out. I like to fuck blah blah blah All right, I don't know what I'm doing. I guess I'll do this and then you do it You're like oh fuck why did I do that? What the fuck happened? And I didn't want to do that and you did it and I Guess maybe you're right about that, but it's still it's just I think that the drugging part of it is fucking nuts The fact that you The carry the the Curry's worse. The Curry's worse.

That Curry's she creeped in. It's not gonna curry any favor. Oh, you're back. I just want to meet his dog dealer. That Curry's shit is fucked up man. It's like it's like that's what it's so specific. It doesn't matter. Curry, my boy is specific. Not Pacific. It's specific. Pacific. Pacific. It doesn't matter. It's an ocean. Yeah, but you know what I'm talking about. I'm not saying I would

just look. I've made the Pacific mistake myself before. Okay so just settle down calm down calm down all right What I'm saying is I think it is it is fucking nuts that curry shit is a dude fucking doofies all time and go to close and Hook up with you what are you talking about who's that dude just ran on stupid do's can you not use the word dudes please Use another word Do you know the word dood's please use another word you know God's cabbie stop roofies and go to clubs to try that's Where do you get a roofie what is a roofie roof? So can't can't the I guess you can't find

Where he got these drugs or if he's if there's the drug deal that sold them These these pills where if you fall that where does that come from wait cuz he must have a lot of them back in the day Quayloots too Quayloots do that Quayloots knock you out. Yeah, you never watched. What was that? What was that? Quayloot mania? Quayludeville? Quaylude USA? Wolf of Wall Street. Wolf of Wall Street. Thank you, Joe. We're trying to help.

I didn't know that. What's making me talk? It makes me talk and make you go sleep. It's two different things. Retardation and sleep are two different things. I don't think these women are asleep I think they're just not they're out of it. They're out of it. Yeah, they're black out They're not in a place where they can make decisions. Can we talk about his robe? By the way that patchwork robe What do you see the robe that he Angie what's your name? I'm not Angie

Janison and she came out. Janice Dick is it? Dickison came out. She took a picture. She had a picture of him in the robe that he was in. Just before he apparently supposedly allegedly raped her. And he had a... He was on the phone. He was on the phone with the drug dealer or the curry maker. He was on the phone with the drug dealer or the curry maker. He was on the phone.

I got it right now. I don't fucking. I'm not gonna... I need some curry delivered to me. Yeah a red eyes. I don't fucking. I need some Chloe delivered to me. Well, get some mother fucker. I'm about to come in this girl's thighs. What's the chat room saying? Well, these guys fucking saying.

Sloppy Sururly says it's a large gray area that both sides need to be appropriately represented. He's talking about but calm these pubes And there needs to be things in place to provide sexual assault victims Helps support and the rights to to a case and there's no statual limitation I mean there is a statue of limitations on right on that so they can't even fucking go after them As civilly they can right I believe but they can't go after them. And the most stature limitation on pitiful? I think there is a statual limitation, right?

Because memory is changed and thoughts change and stuff. You can't. Ricky, you're smart. Not really. I'm okay. He's smart for Latino. He's smart for Latino. Oh yeah, I forgot.

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No, it's not she says no, but she's fucking snoring. That's the way I wait. So she asleep, like the cosy girls. I have to wake her up and she's like physical shoe physical, huh? What's like there's a good thing about it? Are you writing a fucking new rap song? Yo, yo how physical two physical my name's Ricky G and I'm on the road I like to smack the shit out of what yeah, but I have women. I know love it We're certain girls that like they love it. Yes, they love it. Let me ask we have a woman right here

Do you like now? I know your Egyptian so I don't want you to fucking ban from your neighborhood? Can you and say tell me to go fuck myself, but do you like a regular normal Quiet and you like a little rough. Do you have been choked you ever get your hair pulled? Really Okay, depends okay depends on the no interest the guy imagine a relationship situation the guy a depot of the race of the guy

Jesus will ask her out after the show you stop fucking will she try to figure out she dates black dudes at this point she doesn't pull the race card while sexually harassing somebody have you got some impressive Have you ever have you have you have you have you ever big big with a black guy? You have okay, so I don't want to talk to you. I

The blogs are gonna sink us. No kidding. I So you've been with the black guy you've been with the Puerto Rican everybody. Okay Your father is very disappointed United Nations down there your Egyptian dad is like what do you do to me? You disrespect me. All right, so That was a worst agition accent. I'm sorry. What did you follow? I was a worse Egyptian accent. I'm sorry, what did you call it? A Egyptian?

She's an Egyptian? Yeah, she's an electronic magician. Egyptian, thank you. She's almost translated. You're everybody's translator. What do you feel about this map, Prop Master? Man, he's saying nothing the whole time. That's because he's fucking a prop master, OK?

He's got something to say. We're going to get some pills for us so we can hold it in our hand. And some curries. I'm an opinion about both of those things. Okay, go ahead. You know, I agree. Eat the mic. Eat the mic.

Put it in. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Man. Get him with the sexually harassing. You know, I think that, you know, just as a crew member, it's very strange that the crew would be allowed to do this thing no matter how powerful the guy is.

That's fucking weird. If we were on the set, and I mean, and Dennis was like, Well, don't use his name, use somebody else's name. I don't know, I don't know what you're like. Say, use me. If it was my show, okay. And we, and I was like, all right, I want to clear the set and I just want every I just want to be in here with Dana

Dana, is it Dina? Dina Dina, you know what? Sorry if I was like and she's your friend what I'm right? And all of a sudden I was like I just want to be in here alone with her Would you be like what the fuck but you do it? I want her watch me eating poppies I want her watching me eating everything I think. Yeah, I want her watching me eating everything. I think it would happen. I think you're right. I mean, if it was a powerful guy.

So hang on, what do you mean if it's me? You stop changing the scenario. Pretend that I'm powerful, you asshole. This is not you then. This clock sucker suspends reality and everything he does. He fucking just makes ribs appear out of nowhere, okay? All right, well, you know, there's different levels of... I'm the... Talk, eat them like.

All right. There you go. Hear it? Now listen to me. I'm hugely... I'm as powerful as Cosby. Okay. You're on my show.

You're the prop master on my show. Yeah. And, you know, you've been on a many sets and all of a sudden, you're like asked to leave the room and i'm being alone with this woman i don't think you know now you can't do that there's that there's someone would fucking go this is wrong yeah

so now they would but i also feel like um... it's weird uh... what if my giz did make an actress a better actor what if i know that i'm sorry i think it's weird that the kind of power What if my giz did make an actress a better actor? What if, I know, go ahead. Sorry. No, I think it's weird, the kind of power, at least in the entertainment business, certain people have, and the kind of things that they can get away with,

just because of the personality that they are. Have you ever witnessed something like this in the business? There was a weird thing with Steve McQueen, actually. You knew Steve McQueen? Black Steve McQueen or white Steve McQueen? Black Steve McQueen or white steve McQueen black steve McQueen uh... i worked on shame i was a pro-master on the who the fuck is black steve McQueen i know he's an Oscar winner neither one steve McQueen he directed twelve years of slay

that's the McQueen he's here yeah yeah he's a well-known i'm sure who's a white steve McQueen oh god fuck off fuck you i'm not even doing this go ahead mad fuck you google it steve McQueen uh... you know he's a running joke on the show by the way that that were both working on uh... but he i know that i read the script he was there was a uh... a moment where uh... he's a kind of guy that like doesn't he doesn't like the crew he doesn't he likes to pretend that like the actors and the director and the camera that's

all a magical world and it doesn't need Literally hundreds of people to support this thing becoming a movie. Yeah, so whenever he sees crew members around You know, he tries to you know kick him away from set as quickly as possible right and essentially We just line up and wait, you know, we get in the as close as we can to set We form a line and we wait for our chance we get in the as close as we can to set. We form a line and we wait for our chance to do the work that we do. Right.

And he comes out of the set one day and he sees this line of crew members. Yeah. And he's like, what the fuck are all you people doing here? Yeah. And you know, nobody really knows how to answer that question. Right. And he's like, you're all here to give me a high five, aren't you?

He's a huge dude, and he's got a weird English accent, and everyone kind of humors him a little bit. We're here to give you high fives. And then he takes a running start, and he really follows her with it. He starts like, people put out their hands, and he starts hitting people's high five. And I'm not paying attention. My back is turned and I'm drinking like a cup of hot coffee.

And the dude trips and he just crashes into me physically crashes into me. And now he's on top of me. The guy always like, you know, 250 pounds. He sounds like a goof. Yeah, he's so, he rapes. Yeah. Matt, were you raped? Did you have to put Steve McQueen? Did you have to put somebody's penis in your mouth? He just got up as if it didn't happen and walked away. And you're as a regular guy, you're just standing there and you're like, everyone saw that happen. It's just, there's a thing though.

He goes. But here's a thing, look in show business, okay. You have to, there's certain people in power and it's not just show business, it's a thing, look in show business, okay? You have to, there's certain people in power and it's not just show business, it's in every job there's somebody above you, there's somebody and there's this shit you have to take. Everybody takes it, even that guy has to take it from the guy above him.

There's somebody going, go fuck yourself. There's a dick that he has to suck. There's always a dick that you have to suck above you. And it's how much you, how far are you willing to go for certain things? You know what I mean? To be that guy, to be the most powerful guy, to be the biggest prop master in the fucking world.

How, you know what I mean? Jeff Dunham. Carrot top. Damn it. But, you know, look, even where I'm at, it's like certain things you have to just suck up and take. You know what I mean? Jeff Dunham. Ha ha ha ha. Caratop. Um, damn it. But, you know, look, even where I'm at, it's like certain things you have to just suck up and take. You mean, and you feel like, oh well,

maybe I should say something, shut the fuck up. You know what I mean? Just shut the fuck up. Bobby, I'm talking to myself now. Just stop, take it. This is, you keep working over here doing your thing as hard as you can, becoming as good as you can. And this is your job you agree to,

and these are the parameters you have to be in, so just do it, and you move on. But look, man, if somebody said, too, I know my wife, I know if somebody said, hey, you're gonna have to blow this, she'd be like, go fuck yourself, she'd walk away. There's a point where you go, I know, I'm not doing that, fuck you.

And there's women that would do that. There was women that go fuck you. I don't care how much success I get from blowing you or fucking you, I would rather lose that than do this. And I think it's a different Hollywood than it was 20 years ago, 30 years ago, 40 years ago. I think women are different. I think women are stronger now, and they know that they can, you know, stand up and say, fuck you, I don't need to do that to, I don't need to do this to get me where, you know? But yeah, it still happens. It still happens.

Yeah, but most of these girls, they were like in the like 1920s. Yeah, I mean, look, man, back. When they happened. I mean, it wasn't like the 35-year-olds. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. But he was, he was, yeah, young. He was getting girls that was new into gang, they were young, and they didn't dare. I guess I'll take this and take it in my face.

It's like that. How did they do it? I know. Oh, you fuck on every action I did, you fuck with it. I was more on than you. You look, I gave them every dig in the maze. I, whatever. What's that, buddy? A lot of people in chat are talking about

what Patrice would have thought about this whole thing. I mean, this is why I love Patrice. Patrice would have had an opinion the second it happened and it would have been the best, I would have been like, Patrice was always the guy I went, that's what I think. I think like him. You know what I mean? I thought I feel about Stanhope.

Stanhope was like that. Stanhope was very much like, Rogan's like that too. Burr is the same, like these guys who conform an opinion instantly and you're like, oh my God, like it takes me, it's seriously three to five days to get an opinion on something. And then I mean, you're done more a week though.

It's just you're thoughtful. And those guys are geniuses, the people we just named. I don't know about Burr, but Patrice and Stanhope. I think Burr is amazing, don't get me wrong. But I think Patrice and Stammer are on another level of whatever that is. You know, I just, I think it's, you know, everything comes to an end, man.

This motherfucker is getting it. It's, some, and this came out years ago and got snuffed. Yeah. Cause he still had that power. Nobody gives a fuck about old Cosby. Nobody gives a fuck. Yeah, many times too. Yeah, nobody gives a fuck about this guy, you know?

And these guys abuse their power and they use it for weird shit. Nobody says no. But a huge part of this is social media. Back then you could kind of squash things and pay off news outlets, but now with Twitter and blogs, if no one is taking out. If video the animal doing that would ever came out. Yeah, that's why I'm worried about this episode We got sexual harassment we got everything every shut up everything on this was done in in the

Joe Stop bringing it up you fucking weird out I'm gonna tweet some of these people. I'm gonna tweet at stop bringing it up! You fucking sweared out! I'm gonna tweet at some of these people. I'm gonna tweet at, uh, what's her name? Yes, it's me. No, what's the broad fucking- Oh, you're a broad, that's good, yeah. That's good. Alright, fuck it, you're a massage.

You're a massage, you're a real broad. What was her name? Sadie Doyle. I'm gonna tweet at Sadie Doyle. Hashtag broad? Is that where you're gonna put it in there? Yeah. Fucking piece of shit.

Hey, that's insensitive, man. Speaking of women and and SNL I think it this is the best it's ever been for women there. I just do you see that rap that they just did about the holidays who's Fuck brain. Do you have Leslie Jones Leslie Jones? This fucking she makes me laugh so much She is fuck at the end of the thing that's so rap if you haven't seen it Google it. It's on It's on the I think it's on hulu calm. That's where SNL stuff is they do this rap about being home for the holidays It's fucking really funny, but when she comes on it she does this thing at the end

She's like bowls. I like bowls. I like stuffing bowls. My mama gets Eminem's and keys and nuts. She's just holding on fucking stuffing bowls and I'm like she had to have said this In like a writing session like my mom put shit in bowls and one thing's given This is everything in balls because it's too specific. It's fucking happy on the floor. You have to check it out That's the hell's always a good woman. Remember the 90s. You had Shannon, Chary O'Terry, and then I guess that stars back home bowlers Yeah, what's your call back home ballers watch that it fucking made me laugh at the end of that shit I was cracking the fuck up. I like bowl. I like stuff bowls fucking hilarious What's done about the cast on saying that right now? I think the cast right now is fucking rockin' I think Jay is

Jay's funny fucking killing it, man. He had a line last week about, no, it was about Cosby. And he's like, maybe we could forgive him. And then he goes, I forgive him. And they just showed him picture of Kramer. It was just this fucking perfect funny. I know he's killing it, man.

Che is perfect for that role. He is a nice comparison. Bill Cosby raping 25 women in Michael Richards snapping. Che said, we took the Cosby show off the Veevans off the air, but we good with Columbus and Thanksgiving. Hi, that was pretty funny. Yeah, Che is a funny guy, man. He really is a funny, and he's perfect to that role.

I think he's really funny. How's Pete doing? I haven't seen the show, but it's he's still well Yeah, he's gonna be a movie star. He's having is he yeah, for sure That's great. No, Ricky's like he's best friend. Is he is he is he is he is he's gonna be a what is 21st birthday? Yeah, man We we've been going to those parties. That's a different monster man. Yeah, that's a different. It's it's a crazy It's crazy to watch a man I'm on the road with him and he's knocked out fifteen minutes

worth of material just on snl let alone the shit he had already lost he's headlining colleges doing brand new material killing he's a monster that's great i've never seen i've never seen somebody just just said the same shit about fucking the other guy too by the way who who's the guy you're opening for like was on the same thing about it he just turned material so fast it's unreal but now I'm not really believe you

because you said the same thing about like was on the so he's like he said yeah no he has resided he said the same compliment about like was on was I wait a second no I think that's great man I think I think there I saw the one thing that he did with a Cheyenne, Pete were on the news. That was fucking, that was his first thing.

Here's the thing, at that moment is when you, we've seen people fail at that minute when the fucking guy, here's your opportunity, and you can choke, and you see people choke. I've seen it when you're like, they fucking both, he and Pete fucking just annihilated. This table's getting awfully valuable. Fucking on that first time, was fucking just killed it.

I'm glad, I think SNL is becoming funny again. I think it's got a nice fucking hot new cast. That fat chick too, is the big girl? Oh, there's a big girl on the show, on SNL. What's her name? I think we've tried Google before. I tried Googling fat black woman. No, she's not black.

She's not black. She's right here. I know her name though. She's in that sketch. She's fucking hilarious. Not just because I'm chunky too, and I like chunky people. When do we auction the table off?

Were we charity? Not yet, we still gotta get some more famous people. You're gonna get a new table? Yeah, we're gonna get a new table. We're with charity not yet. We still got to get some more famous people get you're gonna get a new table Yeah, we're gonna get a new table Wow, we're gonna get I don't fuck it up. Yeah, well whatever. We're gonna get a new table It's gonna be I think a little rounder and have cup holders you okay with that. Yeah, so you don't have to sit right next to each other I was gonna run is it on me a cut-out? You stomachs, so you could move close to the table That's really insensitive what the fuck well here's a thing. Have you like chunky guys? Nope

Long You know you know on the shows over when you're talking about it. He pills for huh Jesus Christ will Throwing on a show business. All right guys you guys been fucking fantastic Let's go around the room and do plugs real quick before we wrap this up. I want to thank the The chat room for chiming in they're great today. Yeah, you guys are awesome Thanks for for chiming and spread the word and they're retweet and get people to join the new YouTube page That YouTube is gonna make better every week will what do you got?

I'm I'm gonna be saying Jose this weekend, and I'm gonna be, I'm not doing that for Thanksgiving. You don't have to tell us what you're not doing. It's called a plug, it's not a non-plug. All right, I'm gonna be free on Wednesday and Thursday, but Friday I gotta get a gnom. Shut the fuck up. I'm not gonna eat Thanksgiving with nobody I'm just gonna

Well, you come up to my house. I'm not coming to your house. Why because you're gonna be there Will's giving us a veil I'm free at will service will one day on W I L S Y L V I N C E. Oh man, heard. He made it so dramatic on that. You make my ears itch. Go ahead. Well, you had a prop master.

He's Matt, the prop master. He's the man. So thank you for coming on the show, brother. Thank you. I really appreciate it. I don't know if anybody, nobody in power listens to the show. So if you have an independent film and you need a prop master, one of the best in the business that you can't afford,

call somebody else because Matt is way too expensive. Thanks for coming on the show, bro. Jeff, yeah, I had a great time. Awesome, man. What do you got, Joey? All right, December 4th, 5th and 6th, I'm at the Comedy Addict in Bloomington, and then New Year's Eve, I'm at Caroline's,

and then January 8th through the 10th, I'm at the Tacoma Comedy Club. And then get the List of Media Act T-shirts for God's sakes, right? cast.merchtable.com I met you on my set Jose. Oh, geez. This weekend with no you didn't. Shit. We know we know we don't want to stay.

It's come out Monday though. You know Thursday. We know you're not doing it. We're showing ways at the imparf. Okay, great. Oh, I'm headlining my show. Oh, it comes out next. It's come out Monday.

Yeah, this comes out Monday. Why don't you hang in there with showing wings? Thanks,giving. Oh, cuz I still be New York. I leave Friday. All right. Good for you. That's comedy addict December 4th through the 6th Coma I'll be at L.A. Lounge on December 1st at a clock near city and my website dna hasham.com You're great Jeff. I'm on the show. Yeah, I did. I really appreciate you coming on. Thank you Sorry about will she got many compliments in the chat

They think she's very funny. I think she's really funny and she's insightful and she don't like fat guys She likes black eyes Not fat. I feel like you like all guys, but fat guys. Yeah, that's weird that you racist to be fat people You said you took a you never you don't like fat dudes. I don't dislike that Yeah, but you said you know you don't like fat dudes. I don't dislike them. Yeah, but you said you said you know You don't like me physically likes you but she won't let him abuse you. It's all right to not be attractive She likes you, but she won't have sex with your Bobby, but she likes you Is that true? I'm attracted to all kinds. Do you think I'm attractive?

Ricky Ricky, what do you have? Ricky, what do you have? Ricky, what do you have? Ricky, my name is not Am by the way, okay? Okay, wow. Ricky, what do you got? Ricky, do you find me attractive? Ricky, yeah. Thank you, buddy. What do you got Ricky? New years with Joe, Caroline. That's awesome. You don't drink, right? I don't. Yeah, that'll be fun. The fuck? I don't. Yeah, that'll be fun. The fuck. I got doing carolins with Gilbert Gottfried this weekend, I think.

Now this comes out Monday, so that's no good. Now let me ask a question. Does he just go on stage and free ball and come up with new shit? I was a joke. Ricky, you're very serious. You got to, I mean, some of my jokes don't work, but you really get uptight really quick. You know that you get to lose the fuck up. You know, when I was young girls beat it, so I have this. Did you really? Did you get beaten? Hang on a second. Did you really get up tight really quick, you know that you're gonna lose the fuck up You know when I was young girls beat it so I have a really did you get beaten hang on a second? Did you really? Not by family so much. Oh really. I wish we thought we'll come back on what we'll talk about that Would you I'd love to hear about that?

All right, buddy. So you with Gil McGarfrey this weekend at Caroline's. Yes, that's great. I love Gil McGarfrey What else? I'm in L.A. that the first two six doing shows out there okay cool what's your Twitter man Ricky Vales Ricky Vila at Ricky Vales and now you got a website Ricky Vales awesome give a good time to I had a great time thank you for having me thank you for coming on bro that's not funny. V-I-N-C dot com. I hate and love you.

What do you got? This is Get Me At Twitter. I'm Chris. That's it. We have thousands of people listening to the show. And how many Twitter followers do you have? Like, 790s or what? Can we 790?

Yeah. Skelly had four thousand. Can we please follow Chris go bow? I miss Kelly I miss Kelly too really I Do family like here. No, look it's sheet really. I listen man. I'll be honest with you I absolutely miss Kelly. I loved having her here I know you guys fought like brothers and sisters or whatever the fuck I didn't have that with her You know Stan what's good for me is good you know Stan? I didn't have that with her. You know what Stan, what's good for me is good. You know what Stan, I didn't have that relationship

with her, so I can't really be like, I agree with you, your relationship with her was different. You know what I mean, that's just the way it goes. People have different relationships with the same people. So I understand what you're saying, but I do. I miss Kelly. She was, she, she, where'd you go? She went back to Australia.

Oh really? Oh, and Deepo replaced her. I mean, I love Deepo and all that he's added to the show Especially all the money he's spent since he's been here. Oh my god on three cameras. I like to love the same shit We have the same exact shit. It's gonna be really good really soon. Okay, great. What is that? What is that? Oh come on Shut that off. You're fucking. Oh, that's why I hate you scum I just fucking hate your duck. You're fucking angry. You angry you get at me yeah because I expect more out of you Then depot well, maybe that's your problem

What do you got kid what do you got that's it already did his I have what do you show but I'm not gonna plug a fucking LL Star DP 30 do poo you follow me on Twitter at our to D. Poo I don't have any gigs cuz I've been working on your livestream. So just Projecting that's victim blaming I did some check spots at LL well last weekend with Chris, but Listen to me. I really want to I really want to put this out there right now Nailed them boys. No, seriously. Seriously. I've always wanted to do a charity.

I never, seriously, joke. Give me a second, please. I never knew, I just didn't know where to go. There's so many, you know, cancer, all this stuff, kids, blah, blah. But my wife finally came up with a great charity that I'm fully behind that really means something to me. You guys know I was in foster care a lot. I was in group homes a lot. It was in Juvee Jails a lot as a kid. And I remember being in these places, foster homes and in groups homes and in Juvee Jails during the holidays and it fucking sucked. You wake up on Christmas and there's jackets that don't fit pants that aren't yours,

shoes that aren't your right size. Or you know, you got nothing. You got donations from people that are great, but it's really not what you needed. So this year we're doing the first ever YKWD gift drive for kids. And it's not just little kids, it's teenage kids, it's two organizations.

You can go to riotcast.com and right on the banner, you can see the gift drive, holiday gift drive banner, click on that it'll bring you to a page. And what we're gonna do is we have a list of ages and brackets of kids that you can buy for. You buy a gift on Amazon. You can use our link on ryecast.com slash robbercowley. Use our Amazon link and go there and you can buy a gift for these kids and please don't forget the teenage boys because they're the ones who always get forgotten at these things. And buy a gift and there's a list of gifts you

can get them and send it right to the address that we provided for you. And I personally am going to load up the truck from this PO box and bring it to these people. So these two organizations that are up there, you can read about them and find out who they help. And one of them I actually worked for and I was in as a kid, I was in NFI shelter care as a juvenile so they helped save my life. So go there right now and also Tweet Dodio stepped up. I want to really give a plug to Tweet Dodio. They stepped up huge Tweet Dodio right now.

If you go and buy a pair of headphones with my discount which is 33% off already. So you'll get a pair of headphones for yourself or somebody for Christmas for 33% off, okay? And you can, they'll actually match every pair of headphones, okay? So every headphone you buy, they're gonna match and send us a pair of headphones for kids, which is awesome. So go buy a five pair, they're cheap. They're very good headphones. inexpensive. You got to go to twiek.io.com and there's a code you have to punch in.

Did I give you the code? What's your name again? Skabo. No, you didn't give me the code now. I have the link though. Oh, what's the link? Read the link real quick. One second. It is... Oh, I got it right here real quick. If you go to use the promo code at Tweaked Audio, right now, you get 33% off, free shipping, and they're gonna match every pair of headphones that you buy.

We're gonna get a pair of headphones for a kid that needs them. The promo code is YKWDGIFT. Again, that's YKWDGIFT at Tweakedio.com. You'll be doing a great thing for the holiday. What's the website is robbercallylive.com backslash gifts. Yeah. So robbercallylive.com, a forward slash it is. Not a backslash, isn't it? It's forward slash, right, Deepo? Forward slash. Forward slash. They'll figure it out. Yeah, gifts. okay? That's with an S, correct?

Yes. It's gifts. Go there right now, go to ryecast.com. There's many ways to go there. Please buy a gift for a kid that needs it. It's from young to old, and we're going to make sure that these kids on Christmas wake up with stuff that they need, headphones, and and shoes and gift cards to certain places, iTunes, Best Buy.

So they got a cool stuff. They can actually have a Christmas and enjoy it. YKWD Gift Drive, first annual go to ryecast.com or robakelylive.com slash gifts to help these kids out. Please spread the word. It's on my Facebook, it's on Twitter, retweet it, share it. Tell everybody you know. Don't just do buy a gift. Spread the word. Help on my Facebook it's on Twitter retweet it share it tell everybody you know don't just do buy a gift spread the word help get it out there and if you're fucking one of my famous friends or a comedian please fucking retweet

it is fucking famous comedians retweeting their gigs that are sold out with the fucking fucking retweet not one of them was retweeted this fucking thing about helping kids you haven't done it? I didn't hear about it. I didn't hear about it as long as it was. I'm probably muted on all my friends Twitter because I suck at Twitter. I'll tweet it off. Alright, so where am I?

Thank you very much. You're welcome. A lot of these kids, a lot of these kids don't have Lista Mania t-shirts. Don't listen. No, no. Do not buy a list, please. I don't want a bunch of fucking Puerto Rican kids. No offense going, what the fuck?

At least the mania. I like Hulkomania. The ZWWE. I'm gonna show you right now. I got a date. When are you giving out the toys? Are you doing that on Christmas? On Christmas?

No, we're doing it before. We're sending it to the actual facilities. We're sending it to them and they're going to pass it out on the day. So they'll have them. We have to get these toys. We have to buy them, get them to me and get them to them way before Christmas. Just like Santa. I can get you a fat. I'm not going to be giving the toys out. The places will be. We need, we're going to get it to them, the facilities.

So on Christmas, they'll be able to lay them out. So the kids are gonna wake up and actually have toys. Give me the link, I'll put it up on, I'll mention it on my podcast. I said, I'm liking it, I'll put it up on www.wilcelvins.com, W-I-L. That's why I owe. I gotta wait until it's over.

I'll mention it on Tuesdays with stories on Stand Up Labs Network. I don't, I just can't, I can't even, I hate fucking everybody in here. You, you heard the ad before. What's my dates? Oh yeah, your dates. We had about those. No, thanks.

I'm right here. I run the show. My name's on it. Okay. Okay. December 19th, you're at the Paramount in Huntington, New York. I'm with you. Yeah, that's why I'm going to promote this, which you didn't ask whole.

I forgot about it. It's a fuck. Me, Dan Soder, and Joe List are on this fucking great gig. This theater, if you live in Long Island, this is this fucking theater is amazing. We're gonna have a fucking great time. I think they have a cigar bar there, too. What?

We're gonna crack it. Oh, I love sucking a big brown dick. And I like cigars as well. So we're gonna be doing the show. Give the information on the show. I just says the Paramount Huntington Long Island. Don't say it, just says, just read it. Why are you gonna pal?

Just says Paramount, you said the information here. What's the date? December 19th. December, I don't have a fuck off. Friday, December 19th. Friday, December 19th. What's the matter? The Paramount in Huntington

Someone lives in the city a fan lives. Yeah, they donate $500 for the cost they can drive out with us Maybe not 500. I don't want money. I want I don't want money I want to try there. I want fucking Money the toys yeah, no you buy the gifts, okay? Alright they buy 500 dollars for the gift If you buy 500 dollars for the gifts, I'll get you free tickets and backstage to us Yes, okay

I want the ride I'm trying with my hands Why don't they just come up here for a podcast? They can sit in the podcast They can do all these things You can't stop it, you're gonna have to Hang on, throw me on there Hang on, go to Bobby's house

Shut the fuck up everybody. Oh God, now you just give and shit away. All right, if you spend, if you buy, if you buy 500 dollars worth of gifts for these kids, for the holiday YKWD holiday gift drive, you can come to the, we'll get you two tickets to the fucking Long Island show, and you'll be able to sit on one

of the YKWD podcast live. When Joe is on it, I don't want to be here alone with you. Okay, so Joe has to be here. Just in case you take everybody out. I want him dead. Yeah, Will has to be here too. I want him dead. authority.

Yeah, everybody here, we have to do the same thing. Okay, what else do I got? December 31st, you're at the Comedy Connection Rhode Island. Comedy Kitchen Rhode Island. That is the New Year's Eve. Say New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve.

Well, everyone knows. It's not really. There's some guy going on busy. I got to do New Year's Eve. Say New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve. Well, everyone knows. It's not really. There's some guy going on busy. I got to do a New Year's Eve on the 31st. Oh, I get it. No, no, no, no, no. All right, so here's the deal. It's, so get your tickets now.

New Year's Eve, the comedy connection around, which I love one of my favorite clothes. I guess he ain't gonna buy me a new one. I'll be, might not be there, actually. Yeah. Oh, that'd be great. If I just died right now on my show, you know popular Disapposal, you know what Chris Goepo's coming next then

Alrighty hang on what's happening? I'm gonna have it. I want the bandana. You're ending with it January 23rd, banana and Hasbrook Heights. Oh, that's gonna be a great third and 24th. Maybe we'll get you on that show. That'd be nice. Maybe. For who? Who said that? I did. Okay. Who? Who said that? I did. It was funny, right? Yeah, it was over here.

Okay, here we go. Let's do this. All right, what else? Is that it? I'll go into the remarks. Yeah, and my special. We got an air date. Did I tell you that?

What? January Comedy Central. Congrats. My hour special live, a Rob Ekelli live at the Villa Johnny Ground, it will be on January 9th on Comedy Central, new website going up. You're going to be able to pre-order the DVD that night. I'm very excited about it. You ain't got no clap button.

That sucks because I'm got what sucks about that is I'm going to be in Tacoma, headlining the Tacoma Comedy Club on January 9th. You guys are the best audience, best fans in the world. Thank you for supporting all the comics on the show. Thank you for putting me, get on that holiday gift drive. You guys are the best audience, best fans in the world. Thank you for supporting all the comics on the show. Thank you for supporting me. Get on that holiday gift drive. You guys are the best. You know what, Dad? Now go back to your shitty jobs. Shitty jobs. Shitty jobs.

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