Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Pappy

Episode Date: August 19, 2019

Back from their family camping trip, Bobby and Luis talk about their kids friendship, Bobby and and Rachel Feinstein’s play Luis J Gomez’ children in while he explains where their grandfather is! ...Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude on the Riotcast Network Riotcast.com Welcome to the funniest podcast on the Planet Earth. This is going to be a clash to fire. It's podcast, it's no rules. Who the mic has, Hall? I'm sure I've already said should I regret it? Can I get a mic or something? Oh, that was trying to keep it like a comic.
Starting point is 00:00:24 I have a bunch? Oh, that's a fuck! That was trying to keep it like a comic-cancant. I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down, and sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's 10-no-topics, no directions. I love doing it. Play both sides of the coin! That's how it all holds her.
Starting point is 00:00:37 That's how you motherfuckers want to do it. My podcast is popular enough where I might affect somebody's life. You never know. Well, I'm very excited for this show. You see him, I know I am, I am, I'm a little heated. I just did the, this week at the seller. And this is a tip for anybody who's going to do a show with other comics on it. Keep you trap shut.
Starting point is 00:01:23 What do you mean? Don't tell them what you're going to do. Don't ask for advice. Don't fucking go up to them before the show. You're talking about the TV show taping and the specific facility. They're the other comics. Right. Just always do what you're going to do and don't ask anybody. Just do it and live and die with what you choose. Because, because I'm ready to go. I went up on Colin's show because it's topical.
Starting point is 00:01:48 So you kinda, I had, you know, I kinda try to write something. Yeah. Maybe to, you don't want to force your shit in too much. Maybe you come up with something. So I had this thing about equinox. And I said, yeah. Equinox, but I go equinox. I thought that was a place where you went to learn math.
Starting point is 00:02:04 And then I go, first of all, I've been banning all these places for 20 years. You think I want to look like this? Because I'm doing this for you people, for the country, for America, for the rent. And then I was going to say all this shit. It's what I bombed, right? No, I walk up to Judy Gold and I was like, okay, I'm going to do this up front. Let me, she goes, that's my joke. And I was like, what? She goes, I have the same joke. I was like, okay, I'm gonna do this up front. Let me, she goes, that's my joke. And I was like, what?
Starting point is 00:02:26 She goes, I have the same joke. I'm like, fuck me. She goes, and it's like, she's like, she didn't give a fuck out. This is the, I have this thing in me, where I'm like, all right. She's like, I'm doing it. No, fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:02:39 She's, you know, she's like, you make more money than me. I'm like, what the fuck? Fuck. What the fuck is that? See, I would be vaguely flattered if I get distracted. So now I'm like ready to, you know, you know that thing you kind of,
Starting point is 00:02:53 you think of something, it might only work that one night, but because you're in that little whatever mind space, you can go up and say whatever the fuck you want, it will work maybe that one time. Yeah, and it totally twisted me. I'm like, all right, I can't say. I it totally twisted me. I'm like, I can't say, I gotta think of something. I gotta have anything else. And it's like 10 seconds I gotta fuck her. And I'm like, you fucking coward. She did just shut you fat face. And
Starting point is 00:03:15 either it lived or died. She did it anyway. I know I should have did it. I know. She should have watched her with her mouth at Gabe. You both are murdering with her joke. You should have done more of her jokes. It wasn't even I would have gone off the deep end and just didn't tall fucking Jew broad jokes. Cuz you're the rattlesnake. Exactly. I'm not a bad boy. I'm so off. Don't fuck with me, Judy Gold. Yeah. How come it sounds you? Are we gonna start soon? How come it starts anti-Semitic when you say Judy Gold? It just sounds anti-Semitic. Judy Gold. I love Judy. She's awesome, but whatever, fucking fuck me up. It worked. The joke still worked, but I did something else. It sucked.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Shut my fat insecure face. Do you think this is funny? What do you think about this, Judy? That's my joke. Okay, you can have it. You fucking coward. I would have been famous 15 years if I told a couple of famous people to go fuck themselves. Yeah. Well, not really, but what are you gonna do? Rachel, fine scene is in the house. So everyone's just afraid of you. That's the new theme of the show. They all just stare at you while you fucking rant. Nobody trashes you. We're called you fat. Yeah, you guys all the fucking the fucking dead eyed producers that are just scared him out of it. She was just gonna whip it out. I know that you made an M&M joke before we went on air and then we
Starting point is 00:04:35 went on air. Yeah, he makes him do it. What are you? I'm waiting to be introduced here. So don't shout at me, Lewis. This is it. He comes in, calls everybody a faggot fat, you and then he fucking that and his fans go full. He does. And then we go, they love that. They don't, they don't, they don't, they don't splash that fucking, they don't go camping. He's the sweetest guy ever. It's all a fucking wrestling. I know the fun loving family camping. Yeah. It's all, it's it's all garbage. He's not that guy. His
Starting point is 00:05:05 fans are going to do it. Fuck somebody's going to have to murder somebody's not going to do it. I can't murder people. You're fucking we're falling you. You killed that bitch. She's a fucking gun. Guys, guys, you call us guys. We're scared. We're fucking scared, slow ass. Put your hand up right now. I'll fucking kill you. Hey, but hey, man, you can be like, oh, you don't like it when it's back on you. You're fucking Puerto Rican, you chubby melting Puerto Rican. There's the you ashy fucking Reagan. You shitty tattooed fucking.
Starting point is 00:05:38 I gotta know what it's not bad. It stinks. It's not bad. It's a four. It's not a four. It's a four. It's not a four. That's a four. It's not a four. It's not a four. What is it? You know what four is there?
Starting point is 00:05:49 All right. See, that's what he does. He jumped in at least. He does. I always start him swinging mess than not something. It's all, but he doesn't swing a mess. He said the funniest shit on the show, but nobody listens to him because he has the charisma of a fuck, the bottom of a turtle. He says funny shit all the time. I love you because I listen to the show sometimes sometimes I click in to see if you're talking about me and you just talk about me a lot. Yeah, we all I talk. It was in showing me before all this foolishness. Thank you for sticking out for yourself. We're gentlemen. It's Judy Gold. It's Rachel Manorowitz. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:06:29 It's Rachel Manorowicz. Holy shit. How are you, Rachel? Thanks, Bobby. I'm pretty good. Thanks for asking. What a lovely gentleman you are, Bobby. I am a gentleman. She fucking got me sick a month ago. No, boss got me sick. He wasn't sick. I made it with boss and I got sick. And then what? I'm kidding. I got sick. Yeah, and you came in here and violated me. And violated my guests by talking on microphones. What? You should stay.
Starting point is 00:06:54 People who are sick stay the fuck home. I'm on antibiotic. Yeah, I hope it doesn't work. Okay. I hope it doesn't work. I hope I hope I get thinner and your legs give out. I love that I forget about terms. I never really worry about terms. I'll share a drink. I don't like this. Yes. I don't like this virus I think you need to share more because then you start to build up more of an immunity
Starting point is 00:07:16 This is why potheads are never sick. Potheads are just fucking crushing it. That sounds very pot of view Makes no sense what dude man pot of some concept go surreal and fucking pot of stuff. And then they tell you something dude Trump is going to win again. Also likely. I was fucking absolutely. I like beer and I'm crushing at. I wish that Trump stock it by some.
Starting point is 00:07:44 You know, I am an equal tax member still. How do you feel about that? stock had buy some. You know, I am an equinox member still. Oh, how do you feel about that? I bought another membership. No, you didn't. I bought it. I buy it for two memberships now. Just really just to have one for shits and giggles. Just to support the cause.
Starting point is 00:07:55 Shut, should poor Trump 20 Trump 2020. I wonder if I wonder if it had no, you told me to tell me to talk about this. He was like, had no effect on the subscription. None. If it was New York sports club, it would have shot the told me, he was talking about this. He was like, he had no effect on the subscription. None. If it was New York sports club, it would have shot the place down because it's equinox. He said, it's such a great place.
Starting point is 00:08:10 There's nowhere to go else. What else? Where else can you go? If you're in LA, New York, if you want to travel, if you want to high end, really beautiful, sexy fucking jam with kills products and beautiful amenities
Starting point is 00:08:21 and it's you go to steam room and you go to this house, you don't get it. There's the next step down is crunch and crunch is for fucking Dominicans and gays. Excuse me. I go to crunch exactly. Yeah, it's complete garbage. It's garbage.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Yeah. Oh, it's a deep trash gem. But I sold cycle today and I have to I do sold cycle sometimes and I do have to say that like I thought about it for a second and then I was like, you know, I like their bathrooms. They have very pleasing lotions. Yes. What's those cycles owned by Equinox and they own Blink as well? Yeah, but also if you're going to start boycotting with Trump, it's like he's bought and paid
Starting point is 00:08:55 for. Like it's not just you can't even start with Soul Cycle. There's a million things. Every product in this room, you can find a million products that you'd have to start boycotts. It's the stupidest thing in the world. Also, the guy who fucking owns a majority say Equinox also owns a majority of the Every product on this in this room you could find a new product that you'd have to start boycott. It's a stupidest thing in the world. Also, the guy who fucking owns a majority stake in economics also owns a majority stake in fucking whatever properties related properties.
Starting point is 00:09:13 Like he's in bed with Trump because he's a fucking billionaire. It is nothing to do with dumb shit. What is that? 500 people canceling their $200 monthly membership means nothing to the cause. This guy selling his fucking soul to continue being a billionaire. What is blink? Is that what straight guys can get ahead from gay guys without anybody knowing? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Because I want a membership to that. Bobby, I've been going to Crunch. I've been going to Crunch for the Steam Rooms. Now I'm just going to go to blink. You're going to Crunch for the Candy Bores. Oh, shit. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:41 Yeah, yeah. You try your hands with like dark brown paper towels and crunch. Oh my god. So you mean that? My heartened. That like iodine soap from the nurses office and the fourth grade, that's what you deserve. They know what you deserve and crunch.
Starting point is 00:09:55 They just got rid of, I'm 24 hour fitness and they just get rid of towels. They used to have towels which I liked. They have no towels. You know that came up in a meeting and it was quickly decided. Yeah, where are you going to go? No fucking towels. It's one of our fitness New York sports club was like, we're giving out a free month for
Starting point is 00:10:12 anyone who wants to leave Equinox. Good luck. Anybody going to, it's like going from a Mercedes-Benz to like, don't do the car one, do the hotel one. The car one's not good. The car one's not good. The car one's good. You get in the car. I'm telling you. I'm John since baby. I'm John since we're ready to get that car one's not good. The car one's good. You did it in the car. I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:10:25 I was John since baby. I had one since we were ready to get that. It's way better. It's like driving Mercedes Benz and then getting in like an 87 Honda Accord. I will. Well, that you changed it up in the car. You did a Mercedes Benz to a Honda. A Honda is a nice car.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Okay. No, no, no, a Honda is not a nice car. You ridden a Mercedes Benz and anybody driven a Mercedes Benz. They're not going, they're not going like, why would anyone spend 60 grand in a Mercedes you are? Most people know they know why if you change the year though, then I'm with you. You went 1980 Honda. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:53 To add up to date Mercedes, the joke tracks, but what if Judy has that big Judy gold on the horn? That's my joke. God, I wish you would call in right now. But you go, let me go on before you. Get the fuck away from me. The fuck away from me. I'm a manic horse shit.
Starting point is 00:11:11 I saw Jody on the, I mean, I saw Jody on the, that's my alcohol. He knew Hampshire. I saw Jody on the sidewalk when I was leaving Seoul. It's like, oh, I, her anger makes me laugh so much. She's just in the middle of the day furious in the most hysterical way. Yeah. She sees me. She's like, how are you? Has your husband? He just, so he just climbs on top of you and
Starting point is 00:11:28 just slams inside you. Is that how it works? I forget with straight sex. And he just slams, oh, disgusting. And she just walks in the gym past me. It was, she's always just walking around better than fucking mishin pubes together. Like now, like little mushy squids just popping those together. Mushing you. Yeah. Just a two fucking suction, suction cups sticking together. It's a lot of oral, right? With lesbian's it has. No, they fucking red.
Starting point is 00:11:54 I don't know. Do you think they're really scissors? I think that's not a real thing. I think that's like the, I don't think it's really just scissors. I think they, they say are like the same way that we dry hump sometimes when we're not, we're trying to like four times. I think it's a lot of finger finger finger finger. We did the 10 last night.
Starting point is 00:12:10 We did it at one point. We walked by the tent and James was in mounting max. I guess again, my swear gun got literally legs around Max. They were no snows. It was like it was like a romantic rom comedy. Let me tell you something we were outside play. This is what this is what piece of shit we are. We're outside the tech on what if they're in love,
Starting point is 00:12:31 which is like what if we're just open the tent and max is just undoing James's belt. But what happened was James had mounted him because comics are terrible. What's actually putting on his well. The whole trip is like literally every time James says something a little whiny. Bobby leaves did me go, yeah, kids a fucking faggot. I didn't say faggot. I said, you did. I said, fag. It's a little lighter. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:53 And then, uh, yeah, then anytime your kid did something remotely psycho, which goes a lot. Yeah. Well, wow. You know, the kids are pussy. Yeah. I mean, you kids are pussy. I mean, I mean, we're mid meet the middle. Your kids literally are psycho. I just wanted to shoot. Your kids literally are rat. I'd rather have a psycho than a rat. That's also true. I had to sell my kid to sell a ratty.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Just a rat. He would set max up with something Max would do it. And then he'd be like, Max did this to me. Yeah. And if there's anything to lose, hates a rat. I don't like that. I'm gonna tell him. I had to sit him down.
Starting point is 00:13:24 He sat him down on a fucking bench in the woods. Oh, God, he's gonna remember that long talk with you later on. I had a rat talk with my son. Yeah, you listen. Me and Max leg, what's folks going on? I'm like, let this go down. He needs to hear this. He did. He's right. His friend, because Max, Bobby took away a toy from him and then Max went in the car and got the toy. Yeah. Right. And so James runs over and he goes, Max got the toy. And I was like, what, come here, what are you doing? I was like, no, what you do is you go to Max and say, don't get the toy, your dad's going to get mad.
Starting point is 00:13:54 And then maybe if Max still goes and gets the toy, then you just step back and let him get in trouble. Let him get in trouble. That's that. This little rat fucking just screamed at me. I mean, That's a this little rat fucking just scream. I mean, yeah, I'm Entireable. Yeah, we got I'm but I think all in all though What a great time incredible. I love the fact that the best friends it warms my heart and you're right I am a different person with my kid. I don't scream the N word or Oh my god, it's so beautiful My god, you're he's really patting himself on the back for that Mountains have back for that. I can just serve mountains of ass for that. I'm going to start weaving.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Well, no people who said something in front of my kid, they were like, they said something and they're like, well, today I brought him to the studio and they were like, oh, I'm sure he's heard worse. And he hasn't. The reason you could, you could have tested this. I may fucking straight up liberal pussy when it comes to my son. How about this when he met you swore at one time and Max went Lewis. Like he was in the tent and he stuck his head to Lewis.
Starting point is 00:14:50 He's like, what Max? He goes, I heard you say those bad words. He's like, oh, I did. Like we try not to swear in front of him except Colin fucking pussy and rats behind the fact. I'm a half a fag. He's giving the middle finger after playing with the other. Yeah, that's a bad accident. We're like, what are giving the middle finger as a plan with the other. Yeah, that backs.
Starting point is 00:15:05 We're like, what, like, when are we gonna fuck them, just blow each other when they go to, we're just waiting to go to beds, we can just suck each other off by a fire. That's why we really went out there. Demi and Louis have been fucking banging the ears. You guys don't know that? I can feel the tension for sure.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Yeah, I know you've got that. There's no tension, very loose. Oh, it's very loose. Just be 69 a lot. Yeah, oh my god, it's loose. Just be 69 a lot. Yeah. Oh my God, it's terrible. I get on the bottom. Obviously.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Wow, you're a big boy. I went through all this Instagram stories and I was very engaged in your kids and their adorable relationship. It was really, it was really sweet. You think? Well, they're growing up without the, if I didn't know better, I'd say you're two wholesome fellas. We are.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Well, I'm wholesome with it. I'm wholesome with my son and I'm training him for, let's back up. Let's back up. What's back up? What? Lewis is wholesome with this kid. I mean, what a fucking dad. That's why I had such a great time this week in me and Lewis and the kids.
Starting point is 00:15:58 I mean, really, flawless, flawless, except what I'm going to get to. I'm flawless. Follies is a specific definition. You can't accept. Yeah, we can. You can just podcast. He's almost I made the podcasting rules. You are in New York.
Starting point is 00:16:13 You want to think I'm one of them. I saw you're not wrong. We're well, I was before Logan. Let's be real. Yeah, no, absolutely no. Totally proven. Fucking first, first, Robert Kelly. Robert Kelly sometimes calling Quinn podcast. That is it. Fucking first, first, Robert Kelly. Robert Kelly, sometimes calling Quinn podcast.
Starting point is 00:16:26 That is true. I was, I started Burr. We also had the, the, the friend time voicemails. Yeah, that was it. So we're in the fucking supermarket. This is done fucking stories. This is, this is loose. We're in the store.
Starting point is 00:16:38 We're getting all this food. Kids are running around. They have no shirts on. Suns out guns out. Irish affair, asshole. My, Suns out, my kid takes a shirt off. So running around. They have no shirts on. Suns out guns out. Irish affair, asshole. My son's out. My kid takes a shirt off. So walking around and we're almost walking out. Lady comes up. Hi, sir. We have $250 worth of groceries for two men and two boys. Walks up. She goes, hi, sir. Yeah, the boys don't have these shirts. Did they have shirts
Starting point is 00:17:01 in the car? Lewis, would you say to her? By the way, they they have shirts in the car? Lewis, would you say to her? By the way, they did have shirts in the car. I know they did, what'd you say? I said, no, they don't. She went, well, and then, wow, do you want me to kick and you're kicking them out and you want me to have the kids wait outside? Exactly.
Starting point is 00:17:15 And then we walked away. Well, I'm not being rude about it. He's just, yeah, exactly. And he walks away. And I'm just like this. Me, I'm like this. Let's get going. So then we'll leave it today.
Starting point is 00:17:30 We'll leave it today and I go, just run in, I know there's an easy way to say 87. Just ask the lady in the front desk, I can rose this cunt. I go, I go, I go just to ask her real quick, I know there's an easy way. He goes, yeah, whatever, he just gets out, goes in, comes back seconds later. I knew there was seconds. I know it, I know it. I know those Zini's you way. He goes, yeah, whatever. He just gets out, goes in, comes back seconds later. I know it. I know it. I know it. So it comes back and I go,
Starting point is 00:17:50 what happened? He goes, I said, Hey, do you know, she goes, I don't know. I just moved to have rows. Do you know he goes, Hey, rows, you're not to get the 87 quick. And she goes, wow, where do you go? He goes, forget. I don't have time for this. I just walked out. That's why she asked me where I have to go. There's only one answer. The fastest way to get to 87. There's one answer. Now she was, she's doing, she's now prodding because she's fucking bored and lonely. And she hasn't been spoken to a fucking story.
Starting point is 00:18:15 No, I gotta go. I got a podcast to get you in the East fucking village right now. You got it, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So she was, she, now she's going to give me a new route. I was like, bitch, I have GPS. I just want to know one simple answer. What's the fastest way to 87? There's one answer to it. Bobby would have told her the tale and
Starting point is 00:18:32 you would have compliment her there. I'm good. Can I say something? I'm very good at small talk. Yeah. I am very good. You're the one. You're talking to the fucking the guy that works the property. Yeah. We were trying to leave it at one point. I'm like, look at Bobby. Like, just do the thing like a dad does, where it goes, he puts his hand on his hips. It's just just talking about the fucking foliage. I don't know what the fuck he was talking about with this guy. The guy at the front, and the cart?
Starting point is 00:18:52 Yeah. Yeah, it's talking about where we leave the garbage. Because when we leave, we have to put the garbage so we, I'll peg it up the go. So we wouldn't have to go to the fucking dumpster. I was trying to, so usually I'll pick it up. That's what I was doing. I was using small, we were talking about that. Small tuck has had a tradition and note that we were enjoying the small talk. I love small talk. I'm a small, I'm the king of small talk.
Starting point is 00:19:12 I am. I am. Yeah. I can do it right now. So what's going on? What happened today? You did it with like, like, when we were in a room, but like, my husband will have conversations on the road for me that I can't have anymore. I'm just done with these conversations. And so whenever I go on the road and some of the pictures I've from the airport, but you know, it better weather here than there. You know, that's great thing about being a uncle. It's giving back like he's saying all those things. So I don't have to partake in them. And then he was doing it to Bobby and Bobby, you were right there with him. You didn't miss me. Yeah. The big small talk guys. Yeah. Big fan of small talk. I, you know,
Starting point is 00:19:42 what I kind of like small talk too. I'm just thinking about it. I enjoy some small talk guys. Yeah, big fan of small talk. I you know what? I kind of like small talk too. Oh, God. I'm just thinking about it. I enjoy some small talk. I am. Like if I'm traveling, and I just see a random person, I'm just sort of small talking. Come on. People get mad at me. Yeah. Like, do you know fucking know them? I'm like, yeah, we're too much in our own fucking walls.
Starting point is 00:19:56 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Don't give a speech on small talk. That's my job. I'm a small talking. I'm sort of a small talk. You're a new small room. Okay. I'm a kid. I look small talking. I'm sort of a small talk. You're a new small room. Okay, I'm a kid. I look small talk-goor, so I sort of advise kids. Me and Lewis on vacation with the kids,
Starting point is 00:20:11 it's just his speech, my speech, his speech, my speech. And then we talk. Let's just give a speech to what you gotta do is this. Not to what you gotta do, but you gotta do this too. That's true, but this has to happen too. That's true. Want some food? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:23 Are you that guy that walks up to construction sites with questions I've like with like oh what's a plan here I've done that I've I've actually looked through the hole in the wall and then I'll see a guy what's going on another high rise what's happening I want to what's good nothing I relate to less like how could you be curious about a commercial real estate but like who could possibly care because you never know they might have an equinox coming. Oh, hell yeah. Call back.
Starting point is 00:20:47 It should have been my joke. Fuck that bitch. I'll actually, I will, I will tackle construction workers. I put it back on them for the ladies because I'm a feminist. Really? Yeah. What do you say? Like, if I'm walking, I have a hard hat on one of you guys.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Hey fatty, nice tits. Wait a minute now. I mean, listen, I don't know. I want a second that was big old t tidd. I don't know about that That there's guys by my house right now that are working on the roads and they hiss they go You know that one she's not a cat around there. Oh, it's a gas leak underneath her building. Yeah She did happen to be. She did happen to be. She did happen to be.
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Starting point is 00:21:45 Can I cut your galt top? You mean my dig? Sorry, I didn't mean to be Mexican. Can you get me in with the Rubaray side note? I'm second not doing this a re-a. You learn how to small talk me. Maybe I'll get you in. I can small talk with Rubaray.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Get him on the phone right now. I'll small talk. Yeah, it's pretty good. You don't want to have your number. I know it's tricky. Well, people don't want. I know. I love a Rubra Ray.
Starting point is 00:22:11 Me too. I think what happened. The best podcast ever. I was him and who's the guy from Australia? Smith James Smith. A Rubra came in first when he got a Rubra and he had the ponytail in. And he was really laid back like a man. Yeah, Rubra, bro. I love a Rubah and James Smith just kept packing him. What are you doing there? You know, whatever the fuck accent that shit accent is. Hi, is it a scam?
Starting point is 00:22:33 He's like, it's not a scam, man. I just, he's like, no, I mean, he'd go there for six months. How do you make money? What do you, what, how do you, what do you scam inside? He's like, it's not a scam. By the end of the podcast, a Rubah Ray was just this angry Jewish guy with his ponytail out going, fuck you. You don't talk to me like, it's not a scam. By the end of the podcast, a Rubberaer was just this angry Jewish guy with his ponytail out going, fuck you! You don't talk to me like, I'm not a scammer!
Starting point is 00:22:50 It's a legit business! I'm a legit business! It's fucking. So it's a scam. No. You had a good time in a Rubberaer. A Rubberaer skimmed off the top. Yeah, we had a good time.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Yeah. He has to be skimmed off the top. Because you skimmed off the top. I would never. I would skim off the top of. I don't have access to the money in my businesses. I don't even, I don't even have overdraft in my back. I didn't even know you had multiple businesses. That was very impressive.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Yeah, multiple. It's going to come from the businesses. I'm going to start my sentence that way now. It's all going to crumble down the next couple of years. He has a, he has a meth habit and nobody knows about it. I learned about this weekend. It was doing meth a weekend and I had a hide from the kids. I had a hide from nobody knows about. I learned about this weekend. It was doing meth a weekend and a hide from the kids. I got hide from nobody.
Starting point is 00:23:27 You hit it. I got a bunch covering their fucking eyes. Come on boys, let's smoke. I mean, fucking him playing basketball is hilarious. It's the saddest. There's a video of it. Me and Bobby played basketball for 20 minutes. Who took that video?
Starting point is 00:23:41 I won two to one. Three baskets. 20 minutes. You know, I had I grabbed my chest 14 times. I didn't even move. I was just thrown it up from the key and I couldn't make it to the rim and it would bounce over the fence into a pond. Lewis Lewis had to run and get it.
Starting point is 00:23:57 One guy wrote on the thing like, he's probably just trying to make Lewis get a workout in. So I'm just throwing the ball. I was just throwing the ball Lewis going a workout in. So I'm just throwing the ball. I was just throwing the ball. Lewis is going to get it. Dude, it was the saddest basketball game that's ever, it was pathetic. I'm both wishes covered in sweat. Nath like we're both buffalo. Like we're, that's just swarming our heads. We're both. We heard one kid go, you guys good? Like the kids were like worried about us. Yeah, dude. It was about the pervert at the pool. There was a genuine pedophile staring at her children. I'm just a shadow of shit.
Starting point is 00:24:30 Alone was he alone? Yeah. Yeah. Staring at children eating ice from cone just. It was eating a nice cream cone. Laughing and short shorts. Just laughing Jovily as the kids laughed. Like just staring at them.
Starting point is 00:24:40 I walked up and in it. Louis, I do this fucking guy over here. He's staring at our kids. They go, our kids are hot. I mean, what are you going to do? Long he's not doing nothing. I mean, what the fuck, man? We can have him watch him for a little while.
Starting point is 00:24:52 He's not going to touch him. We can fucking better have him do this. And go take him. You know what I mean? At least he's found a way around his addiction. You know, sir, sir, you're enjoying our kids a little bit too much. Yeah, he wasn't you. Well, I can't join our kids. Yeah, but I can't just smoke and I'm angry. Great chance. Glistening. Yeah, it's fucking great. Just too good.
Starting point is 00:25:13 They do have some leading man looks here, boys. I know. I can't waste kids. We're going to start planning what they're going to do. What? Like how they're going to, they're just going to be a band. They're going to write some stuff. They can make comics. My son's already doing all of it. Yeah, but what are we going to do? How are're going to do. Like how they're going to be a band, they're going to write some stuff, they're going to make comics. My son's already doing all of it. Yeah, but what are we going to do? How are we going to make money off these little thoughts? His son has businesses.
Starting point is 00:25:32 His son has. In his son's business. My son's sort of watching Shark Tank this week. He loves it. Really? I think Dad, I hope they get a deal. It's a best. It's a fucking best.
Starting point is 00:25:40 It could have been the best. You could have done that with, you could have done with any show. Yeah. I hope they win. I hope they win that. They didn't know for it. Make it for it. I hope they give you in my bears.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Did you say what they want to do? Do they ever say I want to be, they want to say everything you say you want to be an astronaut? Yeah. You want to be a firefighter? Yes. You want to be a cop? Yes.
Starting point is 00:26:00 You want to be a female volleyball player? I do. It's like, okay. I don't know. What's it wants to be a pizza man right now. But I remember thinking that the cash register seems so cool. And I was like, you know, like it was always four different things like an actress, a dancer. And I wanted to work on a cash. Yeah, that's true. I am a Jew. But anything like it, but I just like, I just don't tell you, you didn't even hear
Starting point is 00:26:21 it. I knew you guys. He literally walked in. He literally go and because you're a Jew, he said a funny line. No, she heard it. We didn't even hear it. I knew you guys he literally walked in. He literally go and because you're a Jew He said a funny line. No, she heard it We didn't hear it because he just thinks it was hateful bad timing. Yeah It looks like he still owns a fucking video tape store Coming back he also just looks like you in a fake beard Yeah, no, not even for that one. I don't want you touching the bomb.
Starting point is 00:26:47 At least the bomb been in the back on the table. Jesus Christ, guys, it's YKWD. You know, what is this? That's true. Um, Rachel, yes, Bobby. How's your marriage? Pretty good. I was, I was a good, it's a good, I mean, we just, we're only married a year, so we're
Starting point is 00:27:04 happy. How long have we been together for you, I married? We were, we were together about a year before, before we got engaged. Yeah. I like our husband. He's a cool guy. Firefighter. Now he's a chief.
Starting point is 00:27:17 Yeah, he just passes. He has. He's going to be a chief. Yeah, he's a, you have to be Indian descent to be a chief in the firefighters now. That's, that's, that's Bob. Loves Bobby. Yeah. Yeah, because we went, and we to be achieved in the firefighters now. That's that's blah loves Bobby. Yeah. Yeah, because we went and we went by the stand the other night and I guess he he smoked a cigar that you had given them and.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Well, it stands in front of that shop all day long. So so we were at the firehouse and all the guys were smoking the guys were only laughing. The chief come on guys. I'm fucking shocked. It's fucking great. He's standing in front of the shop all day long. We got a video. We'll watch it again later. Can we edit that to make that perfect?
Starting point is 00:27:47 Cause I feel like that was a fucking solid one. Yeah, we'll cut it out. What do you say, Ren? I didn't even remember what I was saying. But yeah, he likes Bobby. Yeah, we have a pretty good time, you know? Because he's, because firemen are kind of like comics where they say, they sit around like we do
Starting point is 00:28:01 and they say unspeakable shit to each other. And then, so they don't care. Like I feel like I have to watch my mouth more with regular people. I'm like I still should watch my mouth, but I'm just. There is a I do have two different gears with that. Yeah, because you can't the shit that me and Lewis was saying this weekend. I know. We were making each other laugh and it was such terrible shit.
Starting point is 00:28:24 But it was so fucking funny, man. I mean, we literally have our kids are right there and we're just whispering. And it was fucking hilarious. But you can't, like if I was with a, like, you know, one of Max's friends, civilians, the squares, I couldn't talk like that. Even though like I told those these guys from the cigar bar, their kids go to school at max. And I told them when I used to work with the mentally retarded or mentally, especially channeled with the fuck to me.
Starting point is 00:28:56 What is it? What do we call them again? Obaminations. God's mistake. What are you talking about? I knew if I threw it through me and say, um, he'd have a go in, but I didn't think of Bob and he's, Jesus Christ. Oh, you think they didn't have to work a podcast?
Starting point is 00:29:13 Jesus Christ. I said what I used to, I used to, I used to freak out if you put headphones on them. They start screaming. That's a fucking one movie you dumb dumb. So when I worked in the house with six elderly retarded, mentally handicapped, mentally challenged adults. They want them, these to call me ball. Really? Yeah, this one got to go ball. So anytime I go to the scar bar now, they're all like in unison ball.
Starting point is 00:29:40 It's kind of fun. And anytime one of them calls me like, ball. Well, most people aren't legitimately like squares like in real life. Like they don't really give a shit. Like most people do enjoy an under the radar, like racist joke or like fucked up jokes, especially anybody who's above the age of 30. He like college kids now, I think would probably be, I think, but that's why I'm raising my kid to be a fucking pussy because he's has to navigate that world now. Like it's not
Starting point is 00:30:11 our time anymore, but I don't think that's new world. You're not raising him a pussy. I don't think, I think that we have to, our kids, no, I think our kids have to change that, that fucking horse shit. Our kids have to go, look, our dad's hung out with us, our dads are cool, our dads made jokes and said fucked up shit. All our dad's friends said fucked up shit. They were comics and podcasters and it was all in the vein of being funny. We weren't trying to hurt families, we were trying to help people, we were trying to
Starting point is 00:30:37 release shit. But the world will change just like, you know, my father's, I never had a father, but you know, he just got murdered. He was murdered. But you're like, you're father's I never had a father, but you know, he just got murdered. He was murdered. Yeah, but you're like your father is such an evil. You're as fat and murdered in the streets. Oh, God. You're finally. He told me this place of soft piano music or something. And he goes like, this is me and he goes, oh, James is a no. I was just trying to find the time. He doesn't know he's done. No, I was just like, just face down in the street.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Well, he didn't know. I told him he's a war hero. It's what we killed Hitler. He killed Hitler James. Single-handedly. Yeah, he came. He's a war hero. If the war was announced in the very world, there was a war for an out in Rockland County. It's Patterson, New Jersey. And no, I told Mike because I wanted to give him some context, at least a little bit
Starting point is 00:31:23 of the real story, right? Thank you. So I told him that he was killed by... No, I told Mike because I wanted to give him some context, at least a little bit of the real story, right? Thank you. So I told him that he was killed by, no, maybe James. Dad. Yeah. Max, just peepied on the tree. James, let me just let Max peep on the tree.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Don't run him out, okay? Jesus Christ. Yeah, no, but if I'm gonna touch that letter, I don't want peepie on us. Okay. Anyways, dad, I'm sorry. I got sidetracked. Dad.
Starting point is 00:31:47 Something Michael Jackson. Why do you have such a faggoty voice, Jack? Because he's what I tell you. He's a fake man. My new daughter. Dad, Dad. I don't have a daughter, but bring my daughter in. Why not?
Starting point is 00:31:57 I'll get the daughter. Hey, Dad. Daddy, sometimes I get scared of all the disgraceful things you say on Mr. Bobby's podcast. I'm just my daughter in the fucking sound of music. What is this? I got to like it. Hey sis. Poppy, I took a risk with this character. Just go with it. Poppy. Hey sis.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Poppy, why did you call mentally challenged people abominable? I was perfectly awful and you should tell God and Jesus in a polo job. I agree, Daddy. Because I'm a big pussy. Uh-huh. Hey, Dad, how do I get as many penises in my mouth as possible? Hey, Dad, Dad, what happened to my paw? Poppy, do you pretend like you're a good dad's for the ass that you think you'll get?
Starting point is 00:32:43 I think. Or are you really? What do you think we're doing by the fire last you think you'll get. Think. Or you would really. What do you think we're doing by the fire last time while the kid was sitting? He's just fucking showing me this fucking. I mean, just girls, he's dating. Dude, but, dude, but, dude, but, dude, but, dude, but, dude, but, dude, but, dude, but, dude, but, dude, but, dude. Anyways.
Starting point is 00:32:56 I love that. He was concerned you were going to mess up his flow of standing pus right there. You were, you did a gentlemanly thing in your back. Well, he didn't show me anything outrageous. He showed me, you know, faces of pretty girls. I'm sure. You said, find a fire and looked at faces. And Granddaddy killed the Nazis.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Is that how life works, Poppy? I said, find a fire. Look at that face. Uncle Poppy showed you pretty girls' faces. Don't they have pretty eye-lacus. LAUGHTER Ah, Bobby, you're staking. We looked at faces.
Starting point is 00:33:34 Oh, fuck, this is gusting shape alive. That's too pointy at the top. Oh, fuck. Who said it's too pointy? Me. What's your name again? Mike. LAUGHTER Oh, shit, dude. Who said it's too pointy me? What's your name again? Shit, dude mother fucker brother. Yeah, so I told my son that my father was killed by a job
Starting point is 00:33:55 I'm not done wait. I'm not done Dad Papa We've all papi Papa papi Dad, pap papi Papa papi Papa
Starting point is 00:34:03 Papa You're just here's finished Papi We're just only experiencedi, here's, here's, Pappy. Pappy. We're just only experienced with Hispanic men as men that she's slept with. Pappy. Oh, guys that thinks she's Spanish.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Yeah. Hey, Pappy. What happened to Pappy? What happened to Pappy? What happened to Pappy? What happened to Pappy? What happened to Pappy? What happened to, what happened to
Starting point is 00:34:19 older Pappy? Well, James, um, what was actually in Disney World, I didn't want to tell him the truth. I didn't want to tell him it was actually a Disney world. I don't want to tell him the truth. I didn't want to tell him. I was like, I don't want to talk about it now. Cause I didn't, I didn't prepare, I didn't prepare for the question. Yeah. Of like, what happened to your dad? I knew he was dead. And then, uh, so he was like, no, tell him me. I was like, alright, so then I lied and I said that he was killed by a drunk driver.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Really? Because then there's a bad driver. And that drunk driver was him and he wasn't in a car. Yeah. He was on heroin. That's not what happened. What happened? What happened? Stabbed the death.
Starting point is 00:34:53 I know. It was four years old. And yeah, there had, but I like that I gave their a bad guy. There's a villain in the story. It's so tragic. Yeah, I know. So everyone's like, oh, Kimowitz died. What are those kids possibly be going through?
Starting point is 00:35:05 It was like, really? I'm right here, everyone. I'm right here, motherfuckers. What the fuck? What? What? How did you make that job? Whatever, it's been long enough, it's too soon.
Starting point is 00:35:14 No, it's not too soon. But the Rocha's Instagram on Dave, he deserved better. I'm like, what better than murder? What are you, what are you trying to be? Fucking poetic, you dumb dummy. Yeah, everybody deserves better than murder, except Hitler, and that's it. And my father. Yeah, go fuck your Gomez.
Starting point is 00:35:37 We hear that, uh, gomes, uh, who's murdered in the newspaper, and nobody's like, he's probably a good guy. Yeah. He is super daddy. Daddy, you take care of other people's apartments. Yeah. Um, there's actually the white truck outline from his body. Thank you guys.
Starting point is 00:35:52 I appreciate you pulling that up. The guy with his hands were. He was wearing mittens when he died. It's about to get cookies out of the oven. Yeah. So. Nothing, nobody acknowledges it. Well, yeah, I gave a villain to the story of my son.
Starting point is 00:36:14 So he does know there's a bad guy. And then somebody mentioned, somebody mentioned a car accident. He was like, that's how my grandpa died. I was like, now he's just fucking problem this story. You should. You should say, he got someone was very mad at him and he poked him full of holes. Yeah. No, no, that's like even more.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Okay, well, you can have nightmares about people putting holes in him. Okay, but I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. There was, okay. Happy was walking on the street. It's happy and so funny with your accent. Happy was walking on the street. You got happy and so funny with your accent. Happy was walking on the street. Get a big white beard and a corn cob pipe. Happy was like, hey, he's not a 26 year old Puerto Rican guy
Starting point is 00:36:51 with fucking heroin bundles in his back pocket. Happy. Happy was walking on the street. And it was, he was going to his coal mining job. Happy was walking on the street and there was a, he was going to his coal mining job. Papi was walking on the street and there was a man selling knives on the street and his cart slipped and flew down the hill and fell into Papi and all the knives went into Papi and he got stabbed to death by a cart of knives. James, remember this morning when we cut up your avocado?
Starting point is 00:37:22 Okay. That was like Pap that was like, Pappy's chest. That's a no imagine. The avocado was Pappy's lower intestine. You know what your father got stabbed? How? What do you mean? Like how did he get stabbed?
Starting point is 00:37:36 What do I mean? Like in the heart or in the stomach, like what was it? One knife thing was his heart. Like, I'm assuming he was a photoreal disorder. For like 17 real quick ones inoreal disorder, a dishonor. For like 17 real quick ones in the back, like a prison stick, what a four-knife. Five of his neck, five of his neck. He just fell in 10 pieces.
Starting point is 00:37:54 No, his body just slid off. It's slidding. That's good of a call. That's a good one. We can tell. No, Rach, we can say he fought a ninja. That is good one. That's a good one. We can tell. No, Rachel, we can say he fought a ninja. That is a good one. That is more fun than, you know, I say fighting and he died fighting a ninja.
Starting point is 00:38:14 There you go. It's almost. It's almost like a ninja. Jesus Christ. I, you made a, you made a, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Okay, never mind, ninja. Jesus Christ. What? I, uh, you made, you made a fucking Rachel's eyebrows fall off of that. Why am I here? Did he, was it a argument with somebody he knew where, what was going to happen?
Starting point is 00:38:36 I'm just kind of, she's doing it by what she hears in the fucking in her college crime class. It's usually somebody you know. I didn't go to college, Poppy. Yeah, dad, leave Ray Ray alone. No, usually somebody you know. I didn't go to college, Poppy. Yeah, dad. Leave Ray Ray alone. You know, he was very dumb. Ray Ray, we're gonna go paint a tent together again. We get that little, we get that little bottom max. A max is a bottom.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Sure. Yeah. It's not even like, it's not because Max is police seemingly tougher kid. Yeah. But like when it comes down to Max is police, seeming they tougher kid. Yeah. But like when it comes down to it, Max loves to be penetrated annually. That's a fact. I don't know about annually yet, but yeah. I mean, well, you know, he doesn't actually get it in there yet, but they actually, I think the opposite. I think Max is a kisser.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Max is a kisser. Kisses James. Kiss him again as he left today on the cheek there, not the lips of time. Did he kiss him on the cheek? Yeah. He really loved the cheek. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:39:28 So sweet. But last time he kissed him lips, Bob, he was like, no, Max, no kissing other boys on the lips. And then we had when he was mounting him, what did he say that you basically did? I did not. It's not basically the newspaper. No, Max. No, no, no, I did not. I just shoved his nose and shit.
Starting point is 00:39:42 I tell you did. I tell you what's hard because Max has literally become a different person this last week. And I was trying to tell Lewis, because his kids a year older. And I was like, dude, it's like this week has been the toughest week of parenting. He woke up, the day we were going camping, Don had all the towels in his clothes for the camping trip in a pile that she washed and dried and folded and had it ready. He woke up and just walked down and pissed on them. It's your color. Really? And he was, he was just peed on, because I guess you couldn't make it or
Starting point is 00:40:13 something, whatever. And he just peed on the clothes and then he came in and he was smiling. Like I peed on the, and dawn, fucking lost it. She was like, Max, I miss. That's what we need to maximize because Max, Max, with Max, no, Max, I'm out. How do you not laugh when you say, when you yell that when you're angry? It's such a really nice. Such parents, the foe, the foe, I legitimately say his full name when I'm angry, like a dad, like out of a, James Sydney Gomez. Yes. I say, Max, I'm us Kelly. So another thing is like this week, for six years, I go max, yeah, dad, this last week you go max, max, maximus, maximus, max. What?
Starting point is 00:40:58 When I say your name, what do you do? Say what, dad, and why are you fucking doing it? I just, dude, why did you take away this trip again the day before you told me it was so funny. Oh, he goes like this. So he's being, I mean, all morning, fucking with Don to where Don came in, she goes, I need your help. She never knew. She handles it all the time. So I was like, all right, Max, let's go and I think I'm just going to take over and do my dad thing. And so he says, fuck him with me. And he's like, Mac, stop it.
Starting point is 00:41:25 Stop it. Don't stop that. I was sitting, he comes out and he's trying to talk. I'm like, Mac, I want to talk to you. What's going on? And he's taking the door of the, we have these barn doors in the bathroom. And I'm sitting on the toilet trying to talk to him, you know, just sitting there and he's like, and he can't, I go stop with the door.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Enough. Stop it. You move that door one more time when I'm going on this trip. And he went like this. Oh God, that makes me love him. And I'm watching him. He's just saying grab the door. He went like this. And he as soon as he put it on like a weird guy. And he as soon as he put it on like a weird guy cares on a drip go lower and stop I was like we're not going he's like, Dad, I messed it out. One more chance.
Starting point is 00:42:27 Please one more chance. And I was like, well, you got one more chance. I really get him two one more chances his whole life. One time in Vermont, and this Monday. There's gonna be a time, because I do the countdown. I want my son to do some, but I'm like, I count to five. That's that, right? And I've never made it to one.
Starting point is 00:42:44 I'm like five four. And then by three or two, that's that, right? And I've never made it to one. I'm like five four and then by three or two, he's there. He doesn't realize if I get to one, nothing's going to happen. But there's no, like, there's nothing really, what am I going to do? I don't hit him. I don't really yell at him. I don't. I have that joke on my act. It's like, dude, all we have, all I have in a Walmart to control my kid, you're gonna get a consequence. I'm gonna count to five and nothing will ever happen. And one day he's gonna just stare me down. I'm gonna go five under a half. And he's gonna just walk by me with a fucking ice cream.
Starting point is 00:43:15 Eat in ice cream and fucking nine toys in his hand. He's a bitch pay for this. My dad would give us such specific threats that would really haunt me for he would threaten my brother. I'm going to take you, you know, you touch your sister once more. I'm going to take you to the park where you're going to smell your fingers. You finger your sister once more. I'm going to touch your sister one more time.
Starting point is 00:43:37 I'm getting my camera out. He's not kidding. Stop fingering her. No, so he would go and touch your sister. Good. I'm going to take you to the park where your friends are playing soccer. And I'm going to pull your pants down and spank you in front of all the friends. What? And I'm going to tell him up. It was so specific. And my brother, yeah, they was too specific and haunting me.
Starting point is 00:43:57 You would just throw me. I didn't really hurt me, but he would just pick me up and hurl my body. I don't body. Yes, I was always getting hurt. My dad threw his back out throwing me when we were at Hershey Park as a family. Hurt? Just ended up a bush, like in my crab crab. No, usually I had some sort of safe surface, but you would be in the middle of it. Well, so as he'd miss, you know, but he was really mad.
Starting point is 00:44:18 Yeah, he would grab me mid-bad thing, and then I just feel my dumb body being jerked and hurled, and he would use my throat. Do you feel like and hurled. And he would, you were here. You were here, and then also you were here, you're like, well, what happened? And it was usually on a couch or a bed or so I landed, but it was very, but now I'm all, I still have that feeling like at any moment I could be thrown. You know, when I bring your clothes, yeah, my dumb body, my stupid,
Starting point is 00:44:41 stupid body could just go flying through the air. Yeah. Yeah. And then it would ruin the whole Hershey Park trip. We were so excited to go to the chocolate city or whatever. And that was it. My dad threw his back out throwing me and it was a wrap. We all took it to the hospital and just wait for him. It's stuck.
Starting point is 00:44:55 Are you going to hit your kid when you have one? No, I don't think I'll hit the kid. I think you just, you know, take things away and stuff. That's where it just lyro arm. See that? I don't think I'll beat the shit out of him already. You're not going to hit your kid. You're going to spank him? Um, I mean, no, I don't plan to spank.
Starting point is 00:45:17 I think you could take enough stuff away that you don't have to spank. I mean, I'm not saying that like, I'm not not gonna be one of those soft talkers though. So my nephew, one of those people that kind of overexpuxed all the way in what I'm saying. So I was over at my nephews and they were playing with this couple and the little boy kept punching my nephew, punching him. And then they would pull him away and then he would bite him or something and then they pull him away. And the mother's kid. The kid's are like four and then, and then the mother, she is. And then the mother leads down,
Starting point is 00:45:52 like next to her, like wildly violent son and goes, Tommy, we don't hit in this house. We don't hit in this house. And he, it meant nothing to him. He's like, no, we do hit. I just punched Luca. He's like, we absolutely do. We've been repeating. You don't hit in this house. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's like, no, we do it. I just punched look. We absolutely do. I've been repeating.
Starting point is 00:46:05 You don't hit in the house. I never understand that when parents do that thing where they're like, this doesn't exist. The thing you're actively doing, we don't do that. We're passive. The kids probably, I don't think kids just start hitting that. I think that kid probably is getting hit by another kid or he's learning that behavior from somewhere else. I don't think kids are inherently violent. Well, no, no, no, no, kids use, kids use biting and hitting. And for kids use biting and hitting because they, they've verbally, they don't have to talk. Yeah. They don't have to express themselves.
Starting point is 00:46:33 So they would probably, that mom is probably spoiling the fuck up of the kidneys. Never had to hear no, never had to work in order to get something, never had to ever come. Yeah, but he doesn't know how to say, I don't like when you do that or I want this. It doesn't, a lot of it's verbal because as soon as the kid learns how to talk, they, they stop biting, they stop hitting. You know, Max used to bite and he just, he was behind people verbally. So what do you do?
Starting point is 00:46:57 He had to learn how to retract his teeth, I know. When you, when you want something, when you want something and you can't, you just, I don't know, I need a bite. That's what they did. As soon as you learn how to talk it all went away, you know, but, yeah, I think, I don't like, I see you, like James, like Max, James is fucking frightened of you. When you get that parent tone, when he goes, when Lewis, when Lewis goes, James, does it, you know, when you have to do that thing, I'm serious. His kid goes, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Like, you punched him once. You know what I mean? I never have. And I'll tell you why, because I don't yell. I very rarely yell. So when I get a serious tone, he feels it. And I'm also very, very affected with my son. So I'm constantly telling him that I love him. I constantly reward him for doing good things. I'm constantly doing it. But it's very sensitive, very sweet. So if I'm not happy with him, and I express him, James, I'm not happy with you. If I don't break from not being happy, then he'll start crying. Like he'll show up so crying that he, because he didn't make his mom or dad happy. Yeah. My dad never saw my kid is a second.
Starting point is 00:48:05 He bought this nail thing where you put it on your finger. It looks like a nail went through your finger and blood's coming out. Yeah, he showed both of our kids. His kid almost had a heart attack. My kid walked up. What is it? How'd you do that? Can we just smelling the blood?
Starting point is 00:48:18 Yeah, he's like licking the blood. Is that really good? Jesus, my kid was like, dead. Are you okay? You just said it though, I've like this last week, I yelled at Max, I kind of raised my voice, I didn't kind of raise my voice at him and I law, now I'm done. He says, no way to go. It's like a score from one to 10. If you give something a 10, there's no way to go.
Starting point is 00:48:41 And I raised my voice. Now I was trying to bring it back down. That's why I was kind of good to hang out with another kid, because it was like, you know, even, you don't know, you don't have a scream at my kid. He doesn't scream at his kids. It was like this good balancing. Yeah. And it's also, we, we do a really good job at also kind of picking up the slack for the other one. Let's say you're doing something setting up the campfire like I think Max. He really respects me and James respects you. So we have this thing where it's like, if I see what you see Mike and I can like a dick
Starting point is 00:49:13 in a moment, you can say, Hey, James, don't do that. That's not fair. And it's the same thing with Max like today in the fucking car. He's going back and forth with the music just and then it became a thing where it's like the one kid shows a one song, then Max was in song. And James, I don't really like that song. So then the next time it was Max's song, Max, I'm gonna choose that one again. And then James, like, oh yeah, well I'm gonna choose Queen, but him in rap city again, which is a nine minute long song in Max's.
Starting point is 00:49:35 It's a fucking, Max, a queen by the way. And by the way, all queen all the time out of this kid. Max Bon Jovi, full fighters, Ramon's just a queen. The fucking Christ. But I think there's too much of that. Five seconds. I want to ride my bike. I want to ride it now. Daddy.
Starting point is 00:50:01 How did Papa die again? He just did with a big lollipop. That's so funny. He just had the Brady Kiss and his son kissing him. What? I kissed Mike get in the lips. I kissed my channel lips all the time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Is that weird? I don't think it's fun. I kissed Mike's nephew on the lips all the time. I kissed your nephew on the lips. I kissed you. I kissed you. I kissed you. I kissed you.
Starting point is 00:50:23 I kissed you. I kissed you. What'd you do? What did you break with your gorilla strength? I used to, I got in trouble because I would make out, there was this girlfriend watching me skewed. Did you make out right? What the fuck is wrong with you, Rick? No, we had a game with me and one of my friends and we would make out with each other in the game and then my mom found out about it and we got a sex therapist from over to
Starting point is 00:50:43 talk to me and it was very traumatizing. We're one for one second. I'm sorry Rachel. I love that thing because this is hot. First of all, slow down. How old were you? I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, guys, I just want to break open this Terry cloth hood. Oh, your white hood now. Okay, my, my, I know this you can't wear this now, Chris. Chris, you can't wear just a white hood. Yeah, I wouldn't. It's wrong with you. Not on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:51:11 Can't. You give me these hoodies, but you can't wear this. So much to hold me and explain this game to me. That's Tom Brady. The only thing that makes that bad is that he sure looks like a snow, the other guy's hand. There's like a third man that's rubbing Tom down by the sand down shirtless. And his hold is his son.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Yeah. His son's around 14. No, it's not at all. It look at my son now that he's almost seven. I don't always kiss him on the lips. He's 11. I turn my face. He's 11.
Starting point is 00:51:41 When did you stop showering with him? I never show. I wanted to show him. He wouldn't do it. James, you want to show it together? He was like, no, fucking weirdo. It's an away from me. Who do you do that? He gets these all to be around that big buttery gondik.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Yeah. Dude, I fucking really, I was, I was, I was a imagine like, I never had a dad to shower with and you was just like, it was a weird thing. Let's just don't miss that aspect of Eric. I never had a dad to get me to shower. I've showered him back to me. to shower. I've showered with Eric. I miss after.
Starting point is 00:52:06 Just showered, yeah. What did you say? I said I miss it. Missed by it. Showering by dad. It's a bond being said. It seems like it'd be fun still. Yeah, I think when the kid gets pubes, that's when you say, I would done with this.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Yeah. I'm being so disgusted by my dad. Just like it made me want to have nothing to do with me. Just man's bodies look so bizarre and jarring. And then one day, they're, yeah, they're exactly what you want. But yeah, and when I was a kid, I just remember all my dad and my dad's friends looking nasty. We're wanting to make out game now. Yeah, let's go back. How's your sub check with young boy sex? We had a game, I talked about this on stage,
Starting point is 00:52:40 but no, I'm not doing that joke. But we had a game where I need a friend. Don't look at this. We played the one was the boss and the other was the secretary and her name, his name was Mr. Company. And my name was Chrissy Tinker. I'm stealing. And I would have to bring over like briefs and papers because we thought that's what men wanted. Like the, you know, like we didn't understand man business world. So just pay for case and papers and work. There was a lot of paper and her dad had no idea we were playing this weird like
Starting point is 00:53:08 horror game in his office. Mr. Company. How old were you? We were probably like, I mean, we were young. We were like 11 and then we would play it and then she would throw me in the bed. It's not not hot. Can you bring up, can you bring up 11 year old girl? This is what she was like. I visually see this Bobby. I'm kidding. It was a joke. But really did I step over it. Yeah, but actually do it. Now I'm kidding. She told her mom and then her mom called my mom and don't type that in a computer. What are you nuts? No, it's not. It is. No, put that on a computer type in a life-year-old girl hot. I don't want to fill. I don't know. First of all, I don't want these dumpy ones. Rachel, hold on. You see, make out your tongue-kissing this girl. Yes, making it like straight-up sexual,
Starting point is 00:53:51 like into it, though, but you guys were, it wasn't just a game. You were sort of one of, she was, she was being, she is. I think one of them, one of the girls that we hooked up with, was, but like, we we did and it was like We basically one was the boss one was the secretary. I would drop the papers I would get in trouble. Mr. Company would always always angry You always like completely had it like it was like it works a 60 hour work with Rachel It's not all I would do was bring papers over. And she'd be like, shit Chrissy, god damn this.
Starting point is 00:54:28 What's it? Bull shit. What is this? It worked a six hour work week. Can you do anything right? I'm so sick of your shit. And then I'd be like, I'm sorry, Mr. Company or whatever. And then she would lift my chin up, try to kiss me.
Starting point is 00:54:39 And then I would be like, no, Mr. Company. And then, That was like a ring fantasy too. Smack Mr. Company. And then she would was like a rainpan as he too. Smack Mr. Company and then she would- There was a lot of smacking because- Well you're a girl, and you watch movies and women smack the men and the movies. And I thought- I didn't realize-
Starting point is 00:54:56 Well, I mean, it doesn't happen as much as you would think. I've never dated a girl that has a smack meme in the face. Yeah, but that's because you're just crazy. That's because you're pig and you deserve Because of some swine on Speak Dicks No, I thought A man says something fresh and then you this is like kid watching adult movie and then you smack them and that seemed exciting and like sexual to me
Starting point is 00:55:18 I didn't understand like I would smack the boys to flirt with them and they'd be like I still feel guilty about some of the boys Like I still feel guilty about some of the boys. I still feel guilty about some of the boys. Don't bitch. There was this one quiet artistic kid, Josh, that kind of got this cover and shielding his work. And I smacked him one day and he was so upset. I still feel guilty.
Starting point is 00:55:35 I thought it was a sexy thing to do. I didn't know what was sexy. And I was trying to flirt with him. But I still feel bad. He was just so hurt and confused. Hey, Rachel, come here, Barbara. Pencil is a gay pig. You bitch. so hurt and confused. He's a pencil. He's like, yeah, you. Yes. I had a girl, Carol Coughlin. When I lived, I lived on Johnson Avenue with my grandmother
Starting point is 00:55:52 and all my uncles and aunts, Carol Coughlin. We went to a proco school together and she would have to walk down my street to go home. Probably because I was a little rowdy school. And I would, I would, where is it? You got it? I would, I had this came plastic came in bat and I liked her so much. Every time she'd walk down, I'd fucking whack her with that bat. And I didn't know why. I liked it so much. It was a plastic came in bat and she would come down and I was just a whacker. And she'd be like, how?
Starting point is 00:56:20 How? I didn't have to go. I'm not, I let, you know, I didn't have to go. I didn't say it. So maybe that's what happened with my dad. Maybe the guy liked him. Try and do this. On that note, good game. I gotta do say that guys, Brooklyn and Dotcom,
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Starting point is 00:59:34 Sarah Silverman and Blackface. And they got her again. She got fired from a TV show. She got fired from a show because she did blackface. What was the blackface from? Do you know what? Oh, that was from the show. That was from a show that was on.
Starting point is 00:59:50 How do you get fired from a show that went through standards and practices? I mean, there's a whole bunch of people that go, you can or can't say this, you can't or can't do that. She did this show and now she gets fired for something that Comedy Central was okay with. How is that? What was the movie she got fired from? I don't think she released the what the time. I'm sure this, here's a thing.
Starting point is 01:00:13 It was Black Panther 2. Listen, it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter. It shouldn't matter. If you're from Wakanda or pretend to be from Wakanda. Don't, she, no, I mean, look, think about how much she doesn't know what she lost. I think about how much you've done on podcast where you have no idea. I lost a lot. The fact that I'm camping with you and you're my friend still, which I'm just lost
Starting point is 01:00:39 at all. It doesn't matter. I was on TV three years ago. I can't feel bad for Sarah some, because the reality is everyone who says anything controversial slightly has lost plenty of things and they don't even know what they lost. The name comes up and they go, yeah, we're not going to work with that person for whatever reason. And it's still all in that positive.
Starting point is 01:00:55 She still has everything she's gained. So it's not like you care the career. Let me tell you something. Career. She has a lot of people now who just see that and fuck it, we're hate her now. So now she has to deal with this. For something that she did years ago, did you break it again? No, I'll be furious. I'd be so happy if you broke it again. Something that everybody, the world accepted years ago, accepted it. They laughed at it,
Starting point is 01:01:22 nobody said shit. I don't, I think we should start from scratch. What was the scratch? The sketch. It's a satire about racism. So you know that the person never even watch it. They just can we watch it without getting banned? No. Did we talk over it? I was talking over it. Who says no problem doing that? Well, you're not getting banned. There's going to demonetize you. No, she got, she got, yeah, but I want to get monetized. YouTube videos don't make these. There's not enough money in me. 700 dollars a month.
Starting point is 01:01:48 Okay, it's not that much. I said that much. She's not that much money. Wow, tell me, tell Mike that. This is a compilation of different. That's compilation of blackface. Yeah. Show us a comp of it.
Starting point is 01:02:02 Okay. Well, with the, Jesus, dad. Well, remember that movie. You can Jesus, that movie. Yeah, you can still get that movie off of, I mean, I don't understand it. It's all in the vein of comedy. And okay, we changed this culturally fine. But what the fuck? You're going to fire somebody off of a movie because she was doing something that was acceptable. I agree. And it's also like, give me a look. The proper one. Whereas she, she's smoking hot. Yeah, it's mesh. So smash, hock smash. No, but she sort of be, whether it's for our own reasons or not, she started becoming very political left wing. And when you sort of take on that
Starting point is 01:02:35 role, you're going to be held up to the standard of being a hypocrite. And that's sort of what happened. So it's like, it's not even nobody gives a fuck. Nobody cares about Sarah Sullivan and Blackface at all. But trolls on the internet will just post it just for the sake of it. Just kick up. Just the way nobody cares. Nobody is offended by it. Black people are offended by it. You will let you be heart-pressed. Funny single person who go, oh my God. But, God, race it. Uh, Chrissy calls racist on Sarah Sullivan's Blackface. Who's Chrissy calls racist on Sarah Silverman's black face. Who's Chrissy? This is a coast.
Starting point is 01:03:06 It's got a hundred and nineteen thousand views. Yeah, but she knows that if she posts him shit like that, it's the same thing as people writing shit on Twitter. It's just clickbait, horseshit. She doesn't really feel this way. If you fucking care about Sarah Silverman and black face, if you are that emotional, you've had a good fucking life. Fuck you.
Starting point is 01:03:22 Suck a dick, you're privileged. You care? You fucking care that Sarah Silverman did a sketch in 2007, go fuck yourself. Yeah. No, but they didn't care back then. Why, why don't I say why the context of it was, it was like showing why it's wrong. Yeah, it's probably, I mean, I would imagine she's not just doing black face the way they did it back in the day.
Starting point is 01:03:43 I mean, we can just gangster, like Their character is a functional retard on that show. Right. And so she was going around doing it. Functional special needs. We said retards many times. I didn't. You said it. I said it.
Starting point is 01:03:55 Mike of Root, she said it five times. There. Better. Wow. They hate each other. Retard, is that what you're afraid of? That's the word does. Listen, are you afraid other. Retard, is that what you're afraid of? That's the word, guys. Can't listen. Are you afraid of this topic? Are you?
Starting point is 01:04:09 No, I'm just thinking about how I have to call. I'm thinking that you're going to get Matt like call me out when I call the lift in a second, because I have to be at a spot. No, you got to go at 9.30. Yeah. Yeah. 9.20. 9.20. Yeah. No, we know. We're all aware of it. Okay. Yeah, we're ending at 9.30. I always think I'm going to get in trouble. I'm going to do that TV show. No, I I'm going to get in trouble. I'm going to go do that TV show. No, I'm not going to get in trouble. I don't have Louis fucking hurl you right under the roof of your lips. Just dead to fucking assholes car.
Starting point is 01:04:34 Yeah, poppy. Listen, do you give a shit about this at all? I think that the sketch, I didn't see it, but I think the sketch itself was about racism. It wasn't like she was, yeah, I think the sketch was about racism and anti-semitism or something like that. When the fuck is somebody just going to tell them to go fuck themselves? I mean, they're taking themselves out. I think she, this is also, she didn't even say that it was,
Starting point is 01:04:59 He's like, this is the problem with cancel culture. There's no one fucking watch the sketch and that's about, There's not even a sketch. It's an epithetic calm. So is no one fucking watch the sketch. That's about it. It's not even a sketch. It's an epic, it's a sitcom. So people keep digging into the sketch. Like that's how like no one's even saying what it actually was. Right.
Starting point is 01:05:11 So it was just a story to the sitcom on fucking believe racism and anti-semitism, right? Yeah. She's basically going around acting like that. I don't give a shit. What the point was. I don't care if she was going as hardcore and then making fun of and punching down. It doesn't fucking matter. It needs to be black and white.
Starting point is 01:05:26 Comics need to be comics. Comics need to create. You need to fucking take chances. And this is, that's the conversation. This is why whether it's a person who's considered liberal, right wing, whatever it is, I don't give a fuck about any of that. So the people that made the call on the movie fired her and they didn't even look at the sketch.
Starting point is 01:05:42 You think that someone didn't watch that. She said, fuck it are we gonna fire her? Because a group of people are coming after us, and we don't wanna look bad. I don't even know if a group of people came after them. I think that they, somebody was like, oh shit, we don't feel comfortable with this. And then it became a thing behind the scenes.
Starting point is 01:05:57 I don't, I think, how long did she fired from this? Was it recent or was it an old thing she's talking about? I'm not sure, but she's the one who announced. I know, exactly. It's a weird thing. I just, it's not really even, it's kind of a non story. Yeah. It's a non story because she's lost plenty of other things that she, whether she knows
Starting point is 01:06:12 about or doesn't know about, it's sort of what you gain in the story. It's not a non story because here's the fact that if, if, if this keeps happening, if it keeps going further, it's going to get worse and worse and worse. And you don't give a fuck glue because you've chosen where you're at. But a lot of people like her, she's out there. Now she has to worry about what she says, because she's still trying to get a sitcom or a movie or trying to be out there. You're like, fuck it, dude, I'm doing this.
Starting point is 01:06:39 I'm going to say whatever the fuck I want and everything go fuck themselves. You're not trying to go down to NBC, but when you were, you were worried about the fuck was out there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, take him off because we're going to kick off the show. I'm not saying you're not a fucking real ass shit. I'm saying that you did go, dude. I got it, but that's not. No, you're trying to make it. That's, but that's sort of disingenuous because I wasn't going to do.
Starting point is 01:07:11 You know what? We got to get rid of some of these things that I've said. No, I did a show and they said, Hey, if you've done anything that would be considered a racey, if you have any videos, if you're doing anything, then I started going, fuck, dude, I'm on this show right now. I don't want to get kicked off the show for it. Can you guys put that on private? Exactly.
Starting point is 01:07:27 No, it's not. You're saying like, I'm going like, God, do you know what I'm trying to say? I'm saying that you can't play. No, I'm not saying that at all. I'm not saying you're a fucking loser. Yeah, I'm saying, and then as soon as I got off the show, we played or I said, fuck you, put it back up.
Starting point is 01:07:38 Who cares? I think he's saying you're a naughty bad boy. The devil's play by the rules. And I'm a straight-laced little sweetie pie that just wants to suck NBC off. Regi, where are you? Where are you? Punch line. You can see Rachel at the punch line. I love that club. The one downtown, right? On San Sam, yeah. That's a good club. I love that club. I'm glad you know, they kept
Starting point is 01:08:02 it there. They were going to go. They were going to get kicked out.. Oh really? Yeah, they had new owners of the building and they were like, they raised their rents so high, they're like, fucking goodbye. And what? That was a San Francisco punchline. Oh, which one are you at? Philadelphia? I feel like I'm really, really good. Not as good. No, it's good. It's actually. I like the San Francisco punchline. And those ones good to.
Starting point is 01:08:23 I gave her clubs in the country. It's a great punchline. It's right in that new, it's a whole new area over the film more. I believe it was over there, right? It's like, yeah, yeah, it's great. I'm just really crowds. They're good. I'm really crowds. Speaking of this.
Starting point is 01:08:34 Yeah, you can say anything and fill it. I feel like. Yeah, I say I love those fucking fans. Dr. Grins, comedy club, Grand Rapids, stress factory comedy club, New Bronzewood, JFK center for performance. What the fuck is that? Is that theater? Oh, no, no,
Starting point is 01:08:45 that's the Kennedy Center in DC. What are you doing? I honestly don't remember. Nice. Go to Rachel's website. My agent put that out. I don't remember that. But I'm doing something at the Kennedy Center with a couple of other comics. I don't remember who else. Listen, I love you the best. Thanks for coming on tonight. Thanks for having me, guys. I love you, boys. Yeah, okay. It's rich. I know. Get out. Take your shit and get out of here. All right, hurry up. Don't make it long. Me lose. Have shit to talk about. Go ahead. I just called an Uber. You fucking asshole. Well, geez, she's snapped right before too far, Rachel.
Starting point is 01:09:21 I didn't mean it. What if NBC is listening? It would have been a if NBC is listening? And what if NBC is listening? Oh, they took, I mean, think about all the people they took out that were left. They've been trying to take out Sarah for a little bit though. Who? I don't know, like the collective,
Starting point is 01:09:38 they call the collective. Because remember when she said that thing about Louis, how she was like, I let Louis jerk off in front of me, and I was cool with it. And that went viral too. Yeah. Fucking crazy people are after her for some reason, but I hate that these fucking small group of people can just take people out.
Starting point is 01:09:53 They don't. It bothers me. But she's still here talking about fake. She's still here. She's fine. She's going to. Yeah, but that's going to affect her fucking getting something else because people, body, people don't understand it. The next people are going to hire her like you said. I'm going to go her fucking getting something else because people, body, people don't understand it.
Starting point is 01:10:05 The next people are going to hire her like you said. I'm going to go, you know what? Didn't you do that thing? She was in blackface. What? Did you watch it? No, it was a skit, I think. They're not fucking.
Starting point is 01:10:15 They're going to be out. Let's just go. I'll pass you one year from now, Sarah Silverman's fine. How much? $1,000. What? I think sooner. Who makes a thousand dollar bed?
Starting point is 01:10:23 We'll throw that somewhere in black face. I've worn blackface on Legion of Skanks. He has it on right now. This is dirt from camping. Did you shower? No. What? I think it's a show. I don't have time. Wow, you're a fucking machine. No time, doggy. You're a machine. Well, I think I think it sucks and I think it sucks to I think it sucks and I don't think I'm just waiting for us all to stand up against it. We are everyone's doing our own shit. I think it sucks. And I think it sucks to do. I think it sucks and I don't think, I'm just waiting for us all to stand up against it. We are. Everyone's doing our own shit. I think I'm going to say this.
Starting point is 01:10:49 I think you are. I think you are. And I have to admire you because I see you on Twitter and you go after these people, I'm like, it makes me feel spineless sometimes because I'm like, I'm like watching you attack these people that attack like Skankfest. Yeah. And you went right at him, fuck him. And you did the thing.
Starting point is 01:11:11 And I think that's a point you got, it wasn't that a point you got to where you're like, I'm done. I'm just this one I'm doing. I'm not taking this shit anymore. Well, I am, I need to give you a compliment. I know you do. I'm just running, I don't see anybody that I respect in comedy doing that, that, that pay attention to the fucking, and this is even other comedy. Like, I'm paying attention to these fucking
Starting point is 01:11:33 open mic comics and I shouldn't be, I should be above them. So were you saying you sort of admire me going back at them? I admire you for being able to just sort of fucking ignore it and be able to talk to those people. Yeah, exactly. I'll deal with you. I need to ignore these fucking losers. It needs to. I'll deal with you, I'll deal with those fucking children. No more of these fucking losers. It would be a certain standard of people that I even, that would even register, right? But those losers got to Brooklyn Bazaar. And they made that, though, Brooklyn Bazaar,
Starting point is 01:11:57 if you know what happened there, Brooklyn Bazaar was for sale, okay. And they were trying to sell the venue, they had to drop it by a few million dollars. They were like, shit dude, now we're gonna get bad press that Brooklyn vegan wrote a thing. And they were like, they, venue. They had to drop it by a few million dollars. They were like, shit, dude, now we're going to get bad press. Brooklyn vegan wrote a thing and they were like, they, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. And I think that because of what they did, yeah, people and this cultural movement, yes, is changing sort of the infrastructure
Starting point is 01:12:29 and the way people are doing things. But I have 10 venues that have hit me up being like, yeah, that's crazy. We love for Louis Gatorbeer or venue. Okay, fine. There's for every one venue that is well fine. There's 10 other venues that aren't in the real world. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. The fact that this one venue had, okay, so they had these underlying causes that helped the situation for these assholes. But the fact that these assholes have a voice where they can say, somebody performed
Starting point is 01:12:54 that that we don't like. And this venue is like, well, all right guys, we'll listen, we're scared because we don't want to lose this money. We got to sell this place. And we don't want bad press from these people because that's what they do. And they made a choice against you, which put that place on the fucking map. I didn't know it existed. I didn't think it was a vent they've ever had there.
Starting point is 01:13:13 $6,000 in bar sales. It's always hurt them. It's always hurt them. Like James Gunn, he got taken off Guardians of Galaxy. You know, the suicide squad. Now they forgive him. He's like, we got away from you to suicide squad too now. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:24 We need to do the next Guardians of Galaxy. They fucked up. Now they got to wait on that movie. The other thing is that whereas like, yes, you're right. You know, Brooklyn, bizarre and that's the negative side of it. People go like, oh, fuck dude, like that sucks. Hank Fess got to find a new home. People don't understand this. We go through the social media. We be hired to social media analysis person, specifically to come through, take every bit of social media, every bit of press, analyze it, look at it, and then spit it out and give us fucking really cool figures
Starting point is 01:13:50 and numbers to go to sponsors for next year. And what I will tell you is that Skankfest, because of the people that were against it, because of booking scores, because of all of these people, we got 10 times the social presence that we've ever had for Skank Festival before, that just as equating to dollars, it doesn't matter. But the more they freak out and get my emotional and upset, the more of a back and forth
Starting point is 01:14:14 virus comes. But I also think, and I do think you're, you're not, you're fucking with those people on Twitter, not fucking with them, but you said going at them and going, I'm not taking your shit for the mountain. You did, I still think that that made people who maybe in the background who aren't going to say anything, go, good for you, man. Oh, you fucked them. Oh, you think that was important in some way.
Starting point is 01:14:39 Am I wrong? Of course, dude, I have people and it's a weird thing because they just direct message you or they text you, but I mean, major, major players in the industry that are going to do. Thank you for standing up. When I was watching that, I was like, I was almost proud of you. I was like, good for you, dude. I mean, no, no, I was proud. I was, I was, I was, I don't know, proud to the word. So I'm not your father, but he's dead. But I think I was like, good man. I let what you would do. And I was like, wow. And you weren't doing
Starting point is 01:15:05 it. You were doing it. You would, Chris, you were being funny. You were being foul outrageous. You being you. But you were, it was smart too. It wasn't like, it wasn't just like a fuck you, you pussy. Everybody could be smart. Right. Twitter because I could edit my shit over and over again. And then, you know, spend 20 minutes going, I got it. That word didn't edit that one out. Call your mother. And you're like, I'm sorry, I can't do that. Jesus. But yeah, I mean, that's that's the end. You're right. I look, I get defensive and I sort of feed into it sometimes. And right after skankfest, I got emotional. That's something
Starting point is 01:15:34 that I've created that anybody who's at skankfest knows what a fucking beautiful, amazing thing it is and the people, the fans and the comics and everybody comes together and it's a legitimately positive thing. There's no negativity. There's nothing. There's no fights. It is surprisingly fucking festival-like. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:53 I mean, but in this, the fans, man, I don't know if people understand the, you know, and I know there's a combination of fans. There's, you know, opening Anthony fans, there's Stern fans, there's this generations of this type of fan that is a skank fan. Yeah. And but they're, so they're fans of everybody that the skanks invite.
Starting point is 01:16:16 Yeah. Because they're so hooked into comedy that they know who people are. So when you go on stage, everybody's like, dude, this is, you walk in, they're like, bobo, bobe go on stage, everybody's like, dude, this is, you walk in, they're like, bobo, bobe, dud. And it's like, you feel great. And even the young guys who aren't as big, like they're like rock stars, when you guys walk around scantfest, people recognize you. You know what I'm saying? Like it's like, oh shit, this
Starting point is 01:16:36 guy before I can't be there. These are legitimate comedy fans. And we bring everyone together and everyone has a party and look, when, when there's no cufflinks, there's nobody there, industry's not there to tell you what you can do. You know what I mean? Steve Jobs said it, creativity is the best thing in the world, but once money gets evolved, creativity dies. Yeah. There's no industry there, or there's no bullshit there.
Starting point is 01:17:00 If there is industry, they're hiding as fans and there's a lot of, you know, nobody even knows. It's a pure, it's the pureist thing I've been a part of. Thank you, Bobby. Yeah, because it really is a pure, a pure event of comedy because it is nothing rather than let's entertain our fans. Let's get together. We're all fucking a party.
Starting point is 01:17:18 We're all gonna have a good time. Young comics, the fucking veteran headless. Yes. Gaffer can was there. When Gaffer, Gaffer can I ask him two years ago to do it, Gafferkin's a fucking bazillion. Yes. He doesn't need it. He's clean.
Starting point is 01:17:30 It's not on brand for him. But I'd give him the pitch just to what it was. He was like, yeah, I'll be there. That's awesome. Next year, when you do this comedy stage, you need a monitor on the stage for the comics. Well, we'll get it. Whatever you want. Let me know.
Starting point is 01:17:42 Wait, but I have a question. So like, why do you think clusterfests gets such good press as opposed to skeinfest? Do you think it's because it's like so woke? So we didn't get to get it. Maybe they didn't get it. Hold on, they didn't get compressed. We did the analysis and we analyzed clusterfests just to compare. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:56 Clutchfests, they paid for all their ads. It's all promoted. It's all like million dollars. We paid for nothing. We didn't pay for anything. This is word amount. This is literally what amount we had as much. I'm telling you, we had as much social presence, or we had about 80% of the social presence
Starting point is 01:18:08 to cluster fast. And we're completely organic. It's a punk rock comedy festival with no major sort of marketing, no major push. The not hundreds of thousands of dollars to spend on marketing. So it's a, it's a different thing. The Louis thing was a major thing for us. Not only because obviously it's Louis, he's a fucking legend, it's showing up at this comedy festival, but because of the outrage, people don't realize what outrage does, it sells, and it sells on both sides. And you get people emotional. We got so much press because Louie was there and a lot of it was bad, but then the reaction. And then also it's sort of becoming this thing where I feel proud of this and I hope people
Starting point is 01:18:41 recognize it. It's like this was the first time Louie came back and it's sort of becoming a very big debate. Is it can Louis come back? It's sort of becoming a very big like fucking like, is it, you know, should he be able to come back and people started having more of an honest conversation and people said, even people that were a little more woke were going like, yeah, you know what? Yeah, but this is, first of all, just fucking conversation should he come back and not
Starting point is 01:19:03 he's back. Yeah. Fuck off. You don. He's back. Yeah. Fuck off. You don't have a choice. Yeah. When it comes to stand up comedy, I'm sorry, you fucking assholes. It's not your choice. You don't get to make, you can do all the bullshit you want.
Starting point is 01:19:14 You can take away the movies. You can take away the TV shows. You can take away the festivals. You can take away all the corporate shit you want. A stand up comic needs a microphone and a fucking audience. Guess what? People want to see him.
Starting point is 01:19:28 And he's telling you massive places. He's sold out. He's sold out. He's sold out. Outside the country, sold out. And it's got to be sold out. Coming into it. So it's, you have, I love fucking being a standup.
Starting point is 01:19:39 That's why I love it. I can make a living no matter what the fuck you said. They can go to the venues all they want. Guess what? There are venues that just want to go, oh, yeah. And I watched it first in. We had when we lost a venue. And we had the next day, three different venues had us on.
Starting point is 01:19:54 One of them were probably going to work with. They were like, dude, we love what you do. We are the biggest comedy fans in the world. Oh my God, we'd be honored if Louis CK would show up at one of our events. Please, for the love of God, let's have this conversation guys. So for every one venue that's doing that, there's 10 others. And the reality is venues don't need to have the one that likes them is the K.O.A. that we went to yesterday.
Starting point is 01:20:13 We're doing the wood. And new work. It's fucking a Louis on top of a bounce. You know how great would we could create. They have a big tent there. A crazy. Skankfest in the woods. But we have magic. We just Skankfest in the woods. But he's amazing.
Starting point is 01:20:25 We just fucking aides and fucking herpes and we're going to do that in Texas. We're going to do it in the fucking desert, baby boy. Skankfest's out March 20th, 29th. That's actually more of a swamp area, but it's a desert with my mom's Texas. You know nothing about Texas. I'm going to wrap this up. I'm going to go do a TV show speaking of corporate gicks. Fucking ass all I am.
Starting point is 01:20:43 Skankfest outside would be great. Well, that's why we're doing it. We're doing it. We're having a look at Jack the game. We have an outdoor stage. Really? Which is going to be incredible.
Starting point is 01:20:56 Under the sun doing those who are under the stars doing those shows at night. But who's on that? I got no one to announce you. Okay. But this is why I got so defensive. Big J.
Starting point is 01:21:04 As you were. I'm just throwing a guess maybe maybe Dave should possibly if he cares. Yeah, but I get defensive because it was this beautiful thing and I could come off the hills of it and it's like there's comics that are like talking shit on it online and I'm like guys like we're all like the same like I would defend these fuckers to the death. I would defend them like the color dumb horse. It woke jokes. If somebody was fucking with one of these assholes outside of a comedy club, I would be the first person to fucking stand up and be like, get the fuck out of here.
Starting point is 01:21:35 What are you doing? I have this romantic thing with comics like we're all brothers and sisters. And these fucking assholes come out and speak against the festival that is pure fucking positivity. Yeah. If you want to go talk about how white men stink and the against the festival that is pure fucking positivity. Yeah. If you want to go talk about how white men stink and the man in fact, oh, get, go ahead. That's your jokes. Go do it.
Starting point is 01:21:51 I'm not going to come and protest your shit. If you, whatever the fuck you want to talk about, you can talk about as long as you have an audience, do your thing, but they want to take away free speech for, they want it their way. They want everybody to laugh at what they think is funny. Yeah. Which is fucking. By the way, these people I never murdered once in their life. They've never murdered. They've never killed. They've never gone into a fucking comedy club and actually laid down the hammer
Starting point is 01:22:17 and made an audience fucking to like holy shit. This was fucking amazing. And I think that that sort of the standard of comedy now, and I think in 20 years, our kids aren't going to get murderers in standard comedy. I think you're wrong. I think it's going to swing back. I think it is because we're getting more and more, more, more, more, more. Because that means gangfests, that means gangfests isn't going to exist. Well, we'll, and I think, I think the woods, but I think Skankfest is going to get bigger. I think, I think the swell of Skankfest is the response to this bullshit. You said it yourself, that Skankfest got bigger because these people attacked it.
Starting point is 01:22:56 This small group attacked it. People are getting sick of garbage, horse shit, corporate comedy. The generation is going to die out eventually. Well, that, well, the bubble, they call. The generation's gonna die out eventually. Well, that's what the bubble, they call it the bubble bursts of this, it's all money. All the shit is about making money, not offending people, money, having commercials where they're not pulling money. All the shit is about money. So, Andrew Dice Clay wasn't about money.
Starting point is 01:23:21 Andrew Dice Clay just became any Murphy, said whatever the fuck he wanted. Which by the way, he's really talking about coming back now. Yeah, but he comes back. If he comes back as we talked about this last week, he's going to come back and he could change everything because if he comes back and just does this thing, we'll all get behind it. Yeah. Well, it's, well, it's shepelle. When shepelle comes out and he says, fuck it, I'm going to do a joke defending Louis. It's great. That's when it's great because like there's
Starting point is 01:23:43 certain guys that are above it and more guys need to take their chair. Billy Burr is new special. Stuff he's working on here. It's great. That's when it's great because like there's certain guys that are above it and more guys need to take their chair. Billy Burr is new special. Stuff he's working on here. It's great. It is. It's incredible. You fucking, uh, that abortion joke can't say it. It's so fun. Good. It makes me furious. It's so good. He is. It's so good. Burr walks on stage and just, and fuck you. And this is what I loved. I saw, I was watching at the village underground. He went on stage. Everybody's killing. Everybody's doing the thing. He walks on. Does the joke and there's a row of women up front, Spanish woman, immediately uptight. You can see them like putting their head down. Like I'm not fucking fuck this. And slowly they giggle. Slowly they put their head down and laugh.
Starting point is 01:24:22 Slowly then they covered their mouths. And then all of a sudden at the end of the joke, yeah, fucking crack. The whole room is cracking up. That's comedy. That's fucking comedy. I mean, that's great comedy. I'm not saying it's the only comedy. I'm not going to say that.
Starting point is 01:24:35 I think there's all kinds, but that to me, that's great comedy. That's what Shady fucking said. I'm going to talk about this. Fucked up. Here's my opinion on it. Fuck you. Deal with it. I'm not, I'm not asking for permission. That's why he burst. I can't wait to see his next question. I watch Patrice that the comic strip just walk people every set. He was the last guy. Stand up in New York especially dude because Wayne Raider would let him do whatever he'd do an hour
Starting point is 01:24:59 at the end of the night. Right. All right. And he would fucking, he would do an hour. He would just go up and sit there and do what he wanted. And he would try to, you try to dig himself into a hole. Yeah. It was a fucking crazy thing. And then work out of the hole. And it guaranteed to be like five or six checks in the crowd that were fucking livid, that would get up and like leave.
Starting point is 01:25:17 But the moment where he broke them was, like the moment for like where he also broke the audience. Cause those five people are so offended, the rest of the audience just would lose their mind. And I'm going to say, he wouldn't do it. He wasn't trying to do it. He was doing it because he was so honest on stage, you would walk out and go, you're not going to like me.
Starting point is 01:25:35 Yeah. You're a fucking, you fucking whores shit. You're blonde, you're going to fucking, you should go. And if you started laughing, but God, maybe, all right, maybe, all right, a little, a little hoe. Maybe like, but if you weren't, you'd fucking maybe you're all right. Maybe you're all right, little ho. Yeah. Maybe like, but if you weren't, you'd fucking leave. Good. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:49 Good. I got rid of you. He would just deal. I'm like, look, I'm not going to come out here and just shucking jive for you, fucks. Right. I don't want you to like me. I just want the people that like me to like me. That's why he was great.
Starting point is 01:26:00 You're supposed to get people to be uncomfortable. I shouldn't say that. That's right. You're not one type of comedy. that's one type. That's what I love. Yeah. I mean, look, I love, dude, when people are uncomfortable, you know, it was almost like, you know, I just grew up on like fucking, it's not even just dark comedy. It was like I grew up on a little urban comedy with like, Def Jam. And I think they just talk about really dark shit. They were just they they dealt with fucking violence and abuse and being poor and like, I just connected with that darker shit. And if there was a white person in the
Starting point is 01:26:28 room, they'd be kind of uncomfortable because they didn't really have that same experience. That was great, dude. But it was sort of pointed out, like that was, I always really, I loved that type of comedy, whatever that thing, I mean, I look, I love Joe, I love Lenny Marcus, his murder, Joe Greider, pure A pure fucking Gary gum and fucking kills me. I watch Gary and I like, wow. Yeah. There's a lot of fucking Malaney. There's a lot of joke greatest pergazzi.
Starting point is 01:26:51 I mean, they just fucking great. But you know, when it comes to saying, I like guys who say shit and you're like, what, when you, does that energy in the room when somebody's talking about something you're not supposed to talk about that you, I get giddydy like what the fuck is about to happen man. It's almost like almost like before a fight you know when this fight or dude fight fight fight fight and you're like whoa what's going to happen. And then and then they start and you see them just start working it like I saw Burrow's watching the work. I was like wow. Fuck man. And then right after that joke, he goes into another one and you're like, come on, fuck you. And he pulls it out of the
Starting point is 01:27:29 hat because he relies. And he knows he's funny. Well, it's it's almost like you want to take a, like a controversial topic or subject or whatever it is. We're just in a opinion that's not the norm. It's just like, yeah, the fucking weather is nice. That's an exciting, yeah, the fucking weather's nice. That's just an exciting, how can I possibly, but then I have an opinion of something that where it's not, where most people are going to either disagree or maybe it's off of whatever one agrees with, and then to prove it comedically and to maybe get people that disagree with you to sell out.
Starting point is 01:27:58 This is what Patrice was a master at because you didn't agree with a lot of shit Patrice said about women and about fucking bitches. Like I, I, I was dated white chicks That I thought the world of so it's like He's in these grimy fucking hoars that you you take away their baloney sandwich. That's the end of their month We'll the fuck out of here, right? True Why is that why is he here in baloney right next to each other?
Starting point is 01:28:22 But you say below me. I'm thinking of really poor people. You say him, I'm like I'm middle class. He's got a grandadron. But dude, you say about the dollar I'm fucking in. But Patrice was a master of proving any point comedically. Yeah, I remember he was just long. I remember this one but he walked. He was like Indian people know nothing about sexuality.
Starting point is 01:28:41 And if it's got him, she got him. She was like, she was like, we wrote the commasutra. And I was like, oh, shit, she got him. And I don't remember what his response was, but he smashed her so bad. She was right. They wrote the commasutra. She's not wrong about this, but he fucking did she cry.
Starting point is 01:28:57 She left in tears fucking so much. And the audience just giggling in her face. Fuck you, you ugly bitch. It was the best. I mean, that's how this fucking violent. You should probably go for self. I mean, Jesus Christ. But no, I understand what you're saying. E he had, I like, like, when you work with Patrice or even Burr, like he did my show over the pussycat, you
Starting point is 01:29:17 hat, it makes you about when you work with great comics, that's why people say why a Boston comedian is so great, because we worked with the greatest. Right. And when you work with great comics, it makes you push yourself. That's it. When you, when Burr was on that set, I'm sitting there going, okay, cool. I cool. I'm going to go do this shit right now because he's watching. Right. And I'm watching him. It's like, it almost puts you guys in check with each other. When no one gives a fuck, that's when shit comedy. But it's also, yeah, when you're dealing with a bunch of other people that all kind of
Starting point is 01:29:52 suck and nobody's pushing each other, you want a fucking, it's not even pushing each other's. When you see them, when you see Burr, when I saw Nurt Norton get better, I was like, fuck, fuck. God damn it, he did something. When I saw it, when you see like a guy like Burr or Patrice, it was like, fuck, fuck. God damn it, he did something. When I saw it, when you see a guy like Burr or Patrice, it's like, fuck man, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta,
Starting point is 01:30:10 fucking, I gotta reach deeper. I gotta let go more. I gotta fucking put a little more work into this fucking shit because these guys are doing something else. You know, and it's pure honesty and just this fucking conversation they had with themselves and their own head and they're having it on stage in front of people. And these people are like fucking laughing like zero pandering us to what they do. Zero like it's just yeah, like to call a set.
Starting point is 01:30:37 And when you can get off stage and be guilt free is when you're a come on, a real comic. If you took away the audience track. Yeah. You wouldn't be able to tell whether they're bombing your camera. This is our trip. By the way, me and him just going back and forth with speeches. No, but really, I'm not going to miss the listen video. We're just going to help speeches.
Starting point is 01:30:55 I'm looking at me. I'm saying nothing. Yeah, because we don't want to see the hammer him. We're going to wrap it up. I got to go. All right, go ahead. So we're going to say, go ahead, do it. It is fucking interesting though, because you guys think, shut wrap it up. I gotta go. So we can say good do it. Say it is fucking interesting though because you guys think shut the fuck up. You think that us young comics don't talk
Starting point is 01:31:10 about it, but we do like we that was my, that was my bloody underwear, but we talk about that shit all the time. That was the period. John. I mean, we talk about that show shit all the time. We anilot is comedy. We're not like trying to pander. Wouldn't it want to venue says no, and you get four yeses back? Like there are comics like that too.
Starting point is 01:31:34 There's one comic that says no, and there's no, and there's four of us that are like, okay, we like that controversial shit. Do you know what I mean? No, no, no, no, it's like, I really stop paying attention to the middle of it. It's what I'm looking at too. She got nice arms. I don't even know. I actually just saw blur's like, I really stop paying attention in the middle of it. I sort of look in her tattoo. She got nice arms.
Starting point is 01:31:45 I don't even know. I was actually just saw blur like you're if I was looking at a blur. I know there was a little mouth going bump. I'm where you're coming from? It's full. I like it. I like it. I go for a five contest to agree. That that that I know I don't mind.
Starting point is 01:32:03 I hope your generation goes extinct. There we are. Um, I know it's so bad. No, okay, what we saying? No, I'm done. Good. You guys, Lou, I had a great dude. I was telling, I forget I was telling, I told a couple of people what a great time we
Starting point is 01:32:23 had, man. I did, I did too, man. Yeah. James fucking loves you guys. So funny, James calls Bobby, Bobby Kelly. I love him every time. That's funny. Bobby Kelly, Bobby Kelly.
Starting point is 01:32:31 Bobby Kelly. We had good meals. We cooked on the fire. Yeah, morning, morning and night. It was great breakfast. We can put the morning to have a steak, bacon, eggs, and the morning pancakes. Why don't we have pancakes in the back of the diet, but you'll feel. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:45 I mean, we cook. These kids don't know. I'm fucking so happy that, you know, I remember, I was telling you, I remember walking in the street with James and my arms from the galaxy diner when we were about, when Max was still in Don's belly. Yeah. And now the fact that we're going camp and hanging out with those two, it's just, it's the best.
Starting point is 01:33:06 It's great. Yeah. It really makes me happy. It's one of the things that is like it shows you, you know, people preach about being parents and blah, blah, blah. It just kind of shows you, I think, the type of person you are when you have a kid and, you know, some people go one path, some people go another path. And I just, one of the things that I respect, I have always respect, you know, I've always looked up to you, but watching you as a great father and trying to do the right things, you know, opposite, you know, the stupid shit that
Starting point is 01:33:31 our parents did. Yeah. And trying to correct those mistakes and consciously trying to be better. I watch, I watch you literally fighting the urge to punch Max in a skull. Yeah. 10 times. It's an early, I said to you this way, we were beaten. That was hit to us. It's fucked up literally. Yeah, it was literally that thing. Like that's how we deal with shit is being just and we have to fight that thing every day and it's amazing to watch you go the opposite way. And I think it says a lot about your character. You know, obviously everyone's, you know, we have our own shit, but it's that that is it's why I respect bismeng so much. You know, it's why I don't like Jay anymore. Um, it's, I guess, I guess, thanks. Hi, buddy. Well, I mean, what do you got? You got gas digital, of course. Of course, I got the other pods. Legion Skanks believe you me. Real ass podcast all on gas digital network. I got a couple of live gigs coming up. Uh,
Starting point is 01:34:22 the 26th of August. I'll be Houston. I'm sorry, 25th of August, one night only Houston, Texas two shows. I'll be at the Secret Group. Fuck yeah, thank you very much for brother. Also LA just a handful of tickets left that will probably sold out before this comes out on iTunes. But if you can get tickets to Legion of Skanks and friends on the 19th at the Comedy Store myself, Big J. Dave Smith, Berk Kricert, Tim Dylan, Tony Taylor Show. Oh, shit. Fucking killer show.
Starting point is 01:34:48 Killer fucking show, insane show. And then yeah, check it, check out the Twitter at Lewis Sheikhomas, I was post stuff and get the special. Yeah, I have my own hour special that I independently released. You guys can purchase it at Lewis Sheikhomas, presents the Lewis Sheikhomas.com. You can get it on whatever platform you guys want to get it on. There you go, man. Yeah, what do you got? I have a podcast called Unabashed podcast on iTunes and Spotify. I host a monthly show
Starting point is 01:35:13 called Jiggy with it. First Wednesday of every month. Every month. What are you going to decide? It's fucking the way station in Brooklyn. I have such a bad cough. Yeah, you gave it to me. Just admit it it. I think Voss gave it to Voss. No, you came in sick. I remember when you came in sick. Now that it's all coming back, it's Kai's just so zeyn. You come back, you came in sick.
Starting point is 01:35:31 Don't say anything, you know what I'm saying? And I got sick, okay. And then you Voss, you gave it to Voss. There's no way. Mike, what do you got? Not that cough. Sorry about your grandma. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:35:42 Grandma passed this weekend. Sorry, buddy. Oh, really? You guys are so connected. You're not Mike, your grandma? Yeah. Thank you grandma passed this weekend. Sorry buddy. Oh really you guys so connected. You're not my grandma. Yeah, that's what I was gonna last week. Sorry man. Do we I we should have fucking gotten a go fund me first grandma said of the dog you fucking idiot. No, no my grandma like basically was done. He likes to do you had to put her down when I happened. Brook like she said decided to stop doing dialysis. I need to go. Oh, Bob. Uh, 92. decided to stop doing dialysis. I need to go.
Starting point is 01:36:02 Boba 92. 92. What was it? Wow. Mexican. Yeah. 92. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:12 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. We're trying to get to McComacon. That'd be awesome. So you'll be going to that, you guys, I think. I'm kidding dude. We're trying to get to my comic con. That'd be awesome.
Starting point is 01:36:25 So you'll be going to that, you guys, I think. Stopgurth from banging every button in a costume there. So. Whoa. Whoa. Show us. What else? What else besides that?
Starting point is 01:36:36 Follow me on Instagram at MikeFeeswores. Follow Gabby at. Gabby is Brian. What do you got to have Mike 2.0? I'm at Mike Aburse on all social media media and I got a podcast with my best friend Diego called a little time and you can listen to that whenever. You should just call it my best friend Diego. Better name.
Starting point is 01:36:53 Yeah, way better name that fucking. But why does he get top billing? That's the funny thing, dummy. What's the name of the podcast? A little time. Wow. I don't even know what the fuck that means. My best friend Diego, I'm like, oh, two guys will like each other a lot.
Starting point is 01:37:07 And one guy with no ego. Chris, what do you got besides fucking KKK hoodies? No, you work out in that. Yeah, I'm not working out with a white hood on. I look like the leader. I look like the leader of the Cluckux clan. You can check me out at notthatcheney.com. I make Bobby's merch and I got a podcast actually at Skankfest. The guy from the UK came up to me. He recognized
Starting point is 01:37:32 me from the cover art. And he was like, Hey, I love your podcast. I was like, Holy shit, I have a fan. That's crazy. But yeah, you can check out my work at LewisJay Gomez is gay.com. And then, yeah, is it really? Yeah. I bought that during Skankfest because I have a domain bit. Can you go to that please, Tony? And Louis J. Gomez. I just own it now. Louis J. Gomez is gay.com. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:53 You own that? Yeah. Oh my God. It's not working. It's not working. Oh, there it is. Wow. All right, bro.
Starting point is 01:38:01 No, there you go. That's very Louis of you. Yeah, yeah. That's very Louis. Now you're fucking out of anything I do. I'm taking over this fucking right, bro. No, there you go. That's very Lewis of you. Yeah, yeah. That's very Lewis. Now you're fucking out of anything I do. I'm taking over this fucking industry, but that's weird that you were fucking. I mean, I have a merch company, Puck, that's merch.com.
Starting point is 01:38:14 You might have been the fucking guy that I went to. And I mean, literally everything is fucking done now. How do you feel about that? He's done. He's done. He said, he's worked. That's pretty fucking good. That's pretty real ass dude of us. See? And of course, what else do I get to plug Mike? Remember to be happy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:29 There you go. Remember to be happy.com YKWD stuff up there. You'll get yourself a t-shirt. Cruiserkids.com. It's happening. Tours shirts are going to be available only at the venues. They will not be up on any merch sites. You will have to get them after pocket as merch.com. No, not there on the tour. Maybe after. I'm not gonna have to leave it sold out. I know. Thank you, Mike, positive thinking Robert Kelly, Patreon. If you've found the podcast, please go to support me over at patreon.com Billy Burz episode will be coming out this Sunday. Sweet. Okay, this Sunday, Billy Burz episode will be coming out live from the shed. We'll be coming out this Sunday. Sweet. Okay. This Sunday, Billy Burr's episode will be coming out live from the shed. We'll be coming out this Sunday. I'm very excited about it. Very fun. I'm so glad Burr came up. First time up at my house, by the way. So that's all you Patreon people.
Starting point is 01:39:15 If you're not a member, go to patreon.com slash Robert Kelly. I got a whole back slew of these, what you live from the Sheds, you get the podcast first, you get the one on one, there's so much stuff you get for free on that thing, but it's also mainly to support the show, live from the Shed, help get that done and support me. So thanks for doing that. You're checking out Whitney Kelly's Titty. That's it. Lathable.com. Yeah, Lathable.com. And there we go. That's all we got.
Starting point is 01:39:46 Solar Vegas. Solar Vegas. I'll be there in September. Second week, September, Solar Vegas, come see me. I'm going to LA too. I think week after that, pitching a show out there in September. So a lot of cool stuff. And I'm probably doing a bird christian thing, I think.
Starting point is 01:40:09 Sweet. Birdcast. Birdcast. Birdcast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to talk about it. I'm going to be able to talk about it later. I've never been on broken. I want to get on broken. You should do fucking broken. Yeah. I don't
Starting point is 01:40:21 have his number. I don't have anything. Do you have it? Yeah. I call him tell him. Yeah, I will. You're gonna be on next week See what happens. I'll say I love you did what you did a great weekend The YKWD podcast Thanks for listening Y han ido a la WD Podcast. Gracias por listening. Ahora, dígate a tus chiles. Chiles. Check out riotcast.com por todos los podcasts de la internet.
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