Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Paul Virzi and Rich Vos | MacNCheese

Episode Date: November 30, 2020

A pre-Thanksgiving YKWD as we have Rich Vos and Paul Virzi to talk how Mike Calta "stole" their friend and then get into the massive debate on if Macaroni and Cheese belongs at the Thanksgiving Table! New Episodes arrive every Sunday night For advertising opportunities email [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hoy es un día de eso de no saber cómo va a acabar el día. ¿Dónde nadie pregunta, ¿dónde viene? ¿Sino por qué no te viene? Y una ronda es el tiempo que pasa entre no conocernos, y no creer olvida. Hoy es un día de eso, que Madrid nos lia. Hoy es un día de eso, que Madrid nos encuentra. Maú, la vida es más vida cuando nos encontramos.

Encuentra los bares de Madrid, la edición especial de Madrid nos lia. Un humenaje de Maú, a Madrid. Hey, what's going on guys? It's Robert Kelly, aka the dude aka the king of zoom. Thanks for checking out the culturing Kelly YouTube page. We hope you like it. We're putting up there. Make sure you go to patreon.com slash Robert Kelly and sign up over there because every week we put a show, an extra show, Friday show, only Patreon. And we also have the

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Welcome to you know what dude special edition I will be out of town on the Monday or the next week, so I will not be that we're doing it now We're doing ahead of a thing episode. So if you're a member of patreon you're getting it early If you're not then what was that? Well cute little sneeze from who? not that what was that cute little sneeze from who first he did you just sneeze sneeze no mush I know I thought Paul just moved his chair oh maybe I moved my chair but I didn't sneeze I thought I was a cute baby sneeze all right can I get back to the fucking intro Gabby you You you stopped it. But somebody sneezed. Yeah, but why is that my fault?

Because then you went and it's a cute little sneeze. Now we have to fucking do an investigation. This is a podcast. I thought you want me to riff. It's not why I'm here. Listen, if don't ever say the word riff, okay. Anyways, today was supposed to be miss Pat. Today, me and Miss Pat, December 4th and 5th, have a show at the Paramount Theater in Austin, Texas. For Moon Tower, it's supposed to be a great show. That's right. You can go to Tickets Paramount Theater, D Paramount Theater,

website, and you can buy tickets for the fourth and the fifth. We have a big show, but apparently she big time me. She's too big. She's too, I got hollywooded. And I was trying to talk to my friend, Verzy. I got a, first of all, I'm kind of glad this worked out because I have bones to pick with my friend who's on now, Paul Verzy fiddle, I gotta, first of all, I'm kinda glad this worked out. Cause I have bones to pick with my friend who's on now, Paul Verzy. Oh, I got a bone too.

I got a bone too. I got bones. I got a half a skeleton. Yeah, no, I definitely have some bones too. No, you have a foot. I have a leg. I got a couple ribs. No.

No. No. Yeah, she, I got a hat I got a couple ribs Yeah, she I got I got big time I got L.A.D. by Ms. Pat. She's She's filming a TV show. She's got her own show and What looks disgusted. What the fuck? I got big time. That's rich. Are you there? Is this like some weird thing? Oh. That's what the day is going to be.

I thought you didn't have a guest. I do, I do on my guest. Oh, there was boss too. Yeah, boss was going to be on the show. All right. Well, you don't like boss. No, no, you just said, you said I don't have a guest. And we were arguing. We were arguing a little bit about the phone.

And then you said, hey, I don't have a guest. Why don't you hop on? And I do you said, do I have time? Which I tried to, you know, I made time. I could have big time. But I did. But I didn't't and now you got another what you could have big you could have big how are you gonna big time me I could have

what are you doing boss you the sound was was not working like like it was yesterday it wasn't working but maybe it's Chris in my connection or maybe because I don't know I'm too big to do something like this and guys say stop. Apparently everybody's too big to do this. Why? Literally I'm doing this episode so me and Pat could put it out, promote tickets and get some fucking asses in the seats, but she gave me the hi hat today. What are you guys promoting as Ebony and I retusks? That was awesome.

Oh my God. I just would have been better if you said double stuffed Oreos. What about you? But wait, maybe she has a dual podcast or something. She has a podcast. I'm just looking out trying to, trying to make you feel better. I feel, look, I feel fine. I mean, I just didn't think Miss Pat was, uh, you know, I didn't think Miss Pat was, uh, Hollywood. I think she was all showbiz, you know, who't think miss pat was uh... hollywood i think she was all showbiz you know who said mine

that show you are i hope by no i hope i think she she can no why because you're you're very strong comic you're very powerful nobody you're hard to follow i mean not for me but for you know the average oh i mean it's hard for me to say this But you know because she blew me off but miss Pat's very funny too. So I think she's she's real funny

So she I don't think she would never she would not have a hard time following me at all. I think so no I don't think so. I don't think she would I've I've done shows with her at nasty show. I love miss Pat I mean one of my favorite people ever. Oh, she is I I love Miss Pat. I mean, one of my favorite people ever. Oh, she is. Dude, I love her. But one of your favorite people ever. You go a little too quick to say that about people.

Riches, it's always like you get into a little, I mean, I know we have a little thing. But Bobby's a type. He has like two podcasts with somebody, meet someone, oh, I love him. It's a little much, Bob. Yes, it's you. Paul and I agree that you know what you're you're lying. Oh,

not really. You're exaggerating. Billy Bear is right when he told me back in the day, you should do a podcast by yourself, dude. That way you don't have to deal with other people. Why are you doing it? You just do your own thing and just talk to those people by yourself. You know what, dude? You're over there. Burn. I know what you're saying. Do this. I fuck you. Go fuck yourself. And I should have. Because now I'm here taking shit from the two people I love the most.

No, listen, you just said you love Miss Pat as if you guys have been friends for 10 years. you just said you love Miss Pat as if you guys have been friends for 10 years. You want a jealousy swarming right now? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not a man it's like it's like the time Gabby because the other commison show up so she was like the main comic you know and she has that feeling you know of what are you talking about I don't know I'm just trying to fill something together first of all you, I don't mean, you know, she's my, she's, it's, you know, I like Miss Pat a lot. She's one of my, in the business, she's one of my favorite people.

My fucking lights, man. How many people do you have in your favorite column? Like I mean, do you have, if you have 10, or a whole lot of them? You know how many people I have? You know how many people I have in my, all right, we'll go by my phone, on my phone in my favorites. I got one

Good, that was it Don yeah of course, okay now if we go through friends If I'm gonna do this that you two will go to do this I'm not doing this by myself. We didn't say it but I can say what do you mean who you respect as a comic or I can't say what do you mean who you respect as a comic or who no respect to the comic like in my circle in your circle That my inner shirt like my calta is right under dawn What why do you say it like that? Cuz you cuz of this cuz it is hold on

Let me get this thing here Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

That's funny. Mike out the stole. That's funny. Mike out the stole. My fucking friend. Okay. It should have been our fucking Patreon.

Okay. It should have been our Patreon. And I want fucking blood. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let go. let go. Bobby and I were trying to, Bobby and I were trying to sell up to a show on serious for it. Wait a minute. He said that to you too. For over a year, but here's the thing. Here's the thing. What the fuck? I don't mind because Bobby and Mike are a good show. So I don't, you know what? And I myself probably wouldn't want to commit,

commit, you know, that much of my time. I'm the one who's the best. Rich, you're the good thing though. Now, we don't have to worry about being blown off from Miss Pat because that's going to be the new show he does. It's going to, yeah, and Miss Pat are going to have a new podcast together. I love to do a show miss Pat's blowing up. I'd love to do a show miss Pat or Call it double stuff Fantastic I Would I would dump everybody for miss Pat, but even though she blew me off listen. Here's the deal. Okay, neither one of you

Neither one of you, neither one of you, neither one of you would have done a show every day. No, I just did. I said that. I said I wouldn't recommend. No, you're not. You're inconsistent. And verzy, you're inconsistent. No, then I just said that. Are you dumb? I said, I'm not upset. I said, I'm glad you're stupid. I said, I'm glad you're stupid. I said, I'm glad he's doing it with my calcah, because I couldn't commit to that. I just said, what you just brought back at me. Okay, so what? I'm saying it back to your face,

and I'm adding Verzy into that. I added Verzy, that's why I repeated it. I said it to you, and then I added Verzy, hand consistent. I didn't to you and then I added Verzy. Hand consistent. I didn't make a shirt, okay? If I made a shirt, it would be, please lose my number. Alta and Kelly.

No, this was not, I didn't, I didn't make this. Of a fan who listens to Alta and Kelly and also listen to me and Bobby on Wike, it made this hand it is to me at a show because he fucking knew Bobby threw me aside. Oh, you threw me aside. You threw me aside. You threw me aside.

You threw me. You threw me second. You threw me third second. I said, here's a deal. Boss, you tell me. What? Tell me. Here's my bone.

I want to pick with Versi and you, you be the judge. All right. You already have a judging face. You might as well you be the judge. All right, you already have a judging face. You might as well just be a judge. All right. Okay. Justice judge boss on this episode of YKW dig. Uh huh. You see more unenthused and Gabby will do the stenographer. She's a stenographer. Okay, we got it. You got it to word out and you were proud. So you said it again. Yeah, I just don't believe it.

So, so a week, I think a week and a half ago, I get a fucking, where's my phone? I get a text, I get a text message from Paul Versey. A week and a half ago? Hang on, I'm going to fucking send it to you. text message from Paul Versey. A week and a half ago? Hang on, I'm gonna fucking send it to you. Read it back, a week and a half. Who are you sending? Don't send it to me, I'm using my phone to do this. Okay.

Okay. Hi, Doug. What's that? Okay, here it is. I think I, well, I can't read that. I can't read that either Jesus I really can't read anything me and Versi talk about You want my ruling

Okay, anyways, I can't read any of this. But listen. I have a real deal. Berzy calls me up and literally fucking puts me on notice. Dresses me down on a message. Basically saying, what the fuck? You don't fucking, you're not around, you don't call me back. I call you, you don't pick up the phone, what the fuck? All this shit, right? But he doesn't realize I'm in the middle

of doing something with my kid. I couldn't pick up the phone. And then I had to go right from being, but being, but being, but being. I call him back. I say, oh my God, buddy, listen, I'm sorry, I did this. I did that radio silence. I say, oh my god, buddy, listen, I'm sorry. I did this. I did that radio silence. Not. I call him back again. I go, you mother fucker. You dress me down.

Stenographer, can you please just pay attention without chiming in? So sorry, you're trying to lean and lead the fucking way. Go ahead, sorry, Bobby. Okay, okay but I get to get my safe so before we go the lead finish okay okay go ahead yeah we took a co-hosting course online oh anytime I don't talk on this podcast you guys are like Gabby what's wrong and then when I do talk you're like shut the fuck up fuck up Trying to find my middle ground I say I'm I So so then I'm like what the fuck you don't call me back blah blah blah nothing on the second message

That was that day? That he said, Hey, sorry, busy blah, blah, blah. Let me call you back. Let me get back to you. Right? Never gets back to me. I mean, he called me, dressed me down because I didn't answer. And then I answer him twice, nothing. Now, it's been a week and a half. I call him today. He fucking zings me to, I hear the fucking button pushed right to voicemail. Oh, I saw him do this.

Boom, gush, into voicemail. And then I, I'm like, you can hear that. Okay, just let me know when I go. And then I, you can hear that. Here, here. Okay, just let me know when I go. All right, I'm gonna settle down. Then, and then I call, I'm like, what? I go, you motherfucker, you motherfucker, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking blow me,

you came to me, he blew you? No. Go ahead, sorry. He came to me and I, I'm sorry, my hearing, okay, go ahead. He came to you and then you respond. He came on me. What the fuck? I fucked up. He came to me and said, I'm like, fuck you. Fuck you. Then he texted me back. Sorry. At the fucking DMV blah, blah, blah, blah. No, no, no. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.

So your Bobby, what you're saying is, okay, go ahead, Paul. I'm sorry. Okay. So here's what happened. We can a half ago, I called Bobby because I don't hear from him for a long time We had a nice we went to I see mum and shanx. Do you remember mum and shanx? We were at What the fuck is he doing? Is he doing? Have we been did we been to mom and shots? You're not gonna play mom and son stay. No! Look it up. You're the only good enough to do prop comedy during the during the case.

Case this is the trial rich. This mom. First of all, that was done in the 60s. I mean either one of us were born So I'm sorry dad wasn't even an abandoned yet All right, so you call to laugh all right, so so I See me my wife and kids go to Lewis J. Gomez's Halloween party. We see Bobby have a great time. And then I don't hear from Bobby for a long time.

Okay. I don't hear from him. And you know, so I just texted. Hey, where are you? Where you been having senior? What the fuck blah, blah, blah. I did this, you know, and then he calls me and he tries to get back to me but what did he say at the beginning rich sorry I was busy you know I have a kid I got fucking two okay I got two kids I'm busy too so just because

it's on your time since it's Bobby's time that he could get back to me if I don't get back I'm the fun and then listen to what I had today. I was on, I was on wait with the DMV for an hour and 20 minutes. He called while I'm on wait listening to that stupid music rich. I said, so sorry buddy, on with DMV, I lost my life. Let's say hold, don't say wait.

Nobody says on wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Nobody says I was on wait. While I was on wait. While I was on hold. I was on hold. Okay, while I was on hold buddy. So sorry. It's been crazy I don't have a license. I'm on hold with DMV then he goes oof sorry. Oh shit. And then I got this hold on hold on I have evidence in this case I have evidence in this

Sure dude. I know before you place up to miss I have evidence in this. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, court of law you tell me I got evidence he's got no evidence no no no rich that I left that message before he sent me his text where he was and what he was doing that's true okay so he's putting this shit out of content this is fake news I'm gonna fucking order in the court fake news first of all wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Halice said I haven't talked to Bobby in a while Hal a win was fucking two weeks ago well oh what I haven't talked to Patrice in a while we're not verzy we trap listen rich how many cases have you done as a judge is this the first oh no

and and and around the house listen here's the deal i here's the deal uh...

both you over sensitive fucking middle i fucking have called bobby many times and he didn't pick up or give back to me. And I was kind of relieved, you know, I was probably giving them just a courtesy call. No, no, no, no, no, no, relax. The fact that you all caused makes me sick to my stomach.

The fact that you two would put it out there that you went to a Lewis Gomez party. One right there. One who would want to talk to either of you. Two. That's, you know, I listen, I'm going to say it. Whoa, big Halloween party. People, the good thing, one of the rewards of having a child or a kid or whatever,

is you could use them for many excuses, many excuses, okay? But I've been with three kids, and I've also picked up the phone with my three kids there, and it takes one second to go, hey sorry, I can't talk now with my kids and I've also picked up the phone with my three kids there and it takes one second ago. Hey sorry I can't talk now with my kids that only takes a second for either one of you two fucking Boat Acts to do. Hello, it's not like you're out at she you can't work now. All right so see I think the deep problem you're on it can I just say one thing you're on it? I think hold on now get to the real problem. I think Paul is Very sensitive and he's a little hurt that

If that was counter call and you probably would have picked up the phone and Paul senses that you know, and can I say Go ahead. Well, when say something? He called me and gave me shit for not picking up. I called him back to say, this is why blah blah, nothing. I called him back again. Now, when you call somebody and curse them out for not picking up, that means it was something important or blah, blah, blah. I called him. Now I'm chasing him like a fat chick. I hope it's down. Help. Now he's got me chasing him. Go fuck you, go. See, this is the problem here is the fact that you both are upset about it means that you both are good friends.

And you know, it's two weeks. He has a call me back. I call him three times. And I see him on his fucking. I see him on Instagram. He's got time. He's out there with his dog making things. Hold on a second. Did I did I call you on my way to Atlantic City? I might have.

Hold on. All right. I didn't. Did you do the Brigada? No, I did a Milio's room at the the the Clare Ridge. Oh, yeah, that room. You did it or no? No, I did. No, Anthony, the radio, the podcast network, had some show there. I just stopped in and did a guest spot on, you know,

there was all those people from what he called. That's a good room, though. The room is good. The hotel is, you know, it's a little, you know, it's an older hotel. Really, really, they're talking about Al Capone and fucking Marilyn and Roby in there. And it looks like they haven't changed a place

since they fucking were. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was in the room. Dude, there were cigarette burns on the curtain in the, in the theater. Oh God, that's old. Uh, what's the actual, dude, Vos, how great would it be if Vos had a fucking show

where he was the judge for real? Like on true TV, dude, that would be fuck, you should pitch that rich. That would be epic. Because you know, Vos would hear both sides and just go first of all, and then just shit on everybody before he made his ruling. Well, babe, the ruling is that you guys are good friends

and sometimes you gotta give the other person a little break and say, hey, maybe I got enough of you at the Lewis Gomez party. And maybe I need either one of you seen that to the other person. I mean, being at the Lewis Gomez party did take a lot out of me. You're not taking it. You're on a Sorry permission to approach the bench You're not hearing the facts. I hear the

Let me call you you got back to him twice three times How long do we get back to him two weeks? You he called you and two weeks later, you got back to him? Yes. Okay. Well, then guess what? Guess what? That when somebody calls you, you get back to him within that day because then it might be a fucking, he might have a problem. He might, I did, I did get back to him. Not today that we're two weeks later. No, no, no, no. You're not hearing. This is why you are the dumbest judge in a bench. You are the dumbest judge ever. two weeks later, two weeks later. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, He's he's not listening. You're not saying I he called me Curse me out. I called him back nothing right? Like that day I called him back nothing. I call him back the next day. Hey good. You kind of cursed me out

I'm walking back already now blah blah blah nothing two weeks later. I'm like what you motherfucker Now I'm fucking the fat chick He just wanted me to chase him. No, I'm chasing him Here we are today. So he called me curse me out. I called him right back. You're on a right back Okay, that day within a day and then I called him the next day because you know I thought it was something important because of the violent visceral way he attacked him. Well, you know the way that you see me. You said you see me and you know I'm not busy because you see my Instagram stories and

stuff with my family and being out. Well, I saw you feeding Mike Caltas fucking turtle. Look at this fucking thing. You and Mike Caltas are prancing around Florida together doing this and that. So you know what I'm like fucking job they're taking, you know, they're hit, yeah, rich, they were hitting fucking Tampa, they were painting the town red and Tampa running around gators and fucking feeding tortoises and shit, they're laughing, they're cooking together each other's kitchen and I don't get a call back.

So that's why he got cursed out. Well here's what I really, what I really need to know is, how are your numbers at the carriage? Like, what are you? I'll tell you what, Saturday wasn't bad, but COVID, COVID and the curfew in the Atlantic City is bad. It's bad. It's fucking horrible down there. You know, the problem is, you know, the problem is, here's the thing with Bobby. Bobby, you know, Bobby just added a mispact to his best friend list. Right? Yeah.

Bobby added this tattoo, a best friend list. You know, when he's galloping around Tampa with my count, all right. So he can look like, so he can look like a little thin girlfriend. It's fucking ag- I get aggravation. We have a lot of you were on tour. We were making videos and stuff. Next thing you know, he's calling me, hey, do you want, I don't think of us. It could have been Kelly boss, but then I realized I couldn't commit. And yes, Bobby was smart.

He hooked up with a good friend of his who's got great radio experience. She might have such a good radio experience in Tampa. If Bobby's running around Tampa on, you know, a promotional tour, you know, to fill 70 seats, of course, he's not going to sell 300. He's sold out shows. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Not 300 at a time. Yeah. No. There were full capacity at sides. They do full capacity there. Yes. Full capacity. Sold out. well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, Okay, I don't think you understand. Where are you this weekend? Where am I this week? I don't have someone in Pennsylvania. I'm Saturday. I'm doing two shows. I don't know whatever

We fucking put pictures show and do this, please You will make a million. I just it's the he listened to the whole spiel and then just goes wait How are your numbers at the clarity? and just goes, wait, how are your numbers to clarity? He doesn't, I got a fucking bone to pick with Vos. Well, this is your fucking pro. Anytime you're talking to Vos, if I had called Vos up to say, hey, can you talk for a second?

I'm like, yeah, sure, whatever. And I'd be like, this happened and this happened and this happened. And then 100% of the time, not 99.9, 100% of the time, he'll be like, that happened to me one time. I'm just trying to like you. Now, and he go like this, he go,

hey, is that guy, what's that? Is he still fucking? No, no. It somehow turns into, not getting Voss's experience. Now, I'm giving him advice. Yeah, well, you know what it's called? It's called getting youoss's experience. Now I'm giving him advice. Yeah, well, you know what it's called? It's called getting you out of yourself.

Okay, I'm trying to help you with reverse psychology, but you're too blind to see it. Once you call and you're going, oh, this is it, and then you all of a sudden start helping the other person, it takes the fucking, the self-centeredness out of you and you, I'm trying to help you by you.

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and we'll put the golf clubs in the back. Yeah, we could do that, we could play golf. You know, you guys last three days before the wake. Can we talk about the way, we're talking about Kaksaka. Y'all know you do you remember when boss me and you went golfing and boss hit a cactus with the with the card Yes, or the fuck it do you remember that Bobby when he was on his phone? I've never heard of that Bobby you were stealing It's I hope I can find that video.

The back of the cart went up because Rich was looking at his phone. It's not what it's not the fact that he hit the cactus. It's the fact that he was such a cocky golf pro cont me. And he was like, you guys, you have your own cart. You like we were his kids. You guys get neck cart. I need to be in this cart. Gets in, got all, he's got his sandwiches,

got all his shithead to go. And then he gets in the cart and he's, I'm in front, takes the front cart. And we're just like, all right, whatever, we're gonna have fun. And he's serious, this can be like, he's tiger woods and he's on a mission. The fucking win the masters.

He's gonna win a green jacket and then and he takes off plows into a cactus tree the size of fucking Stavros howkeus The fucking thing doesn't budge he hits his chest he gets up He sounds like that lady with the grapes. Bobby just goes, what is the whole thing? He had to get out the package. Because he was on his dumb phone. You have the video.

You have the video. The videos, I think it might be on my Instagram. I'm always going to find it. Oh my god. Well, listen. it was fucking. It was, yes, it was an action. And I wasn't, it's not that I didn't want to drive with, I would have drove with Paul,

but when you showed up and poised out shorts and hiking boots, like you were hiking boots. Like you were Johnny Quest. Or not. We did have a lot of fun. Bobby got a birdie that day. He played good on the front nine. He got a birdie.

I think I got it. I think I got it. I think I got it. I think I'm going to show it now because I'm sure you're not going to call us back with it. Maybe two weeks later. Dude, I'm not the one. Oh. I'm not the one. Oh, I'm not the one. That's

verzy. Well, I think I think you guys, everybody has to realize their place in this world, you know, and let me tell you something, uh, maybe, maybe, you know, you got it. Maybe, maybe, uh, uh, verzy will, we'll hook up with Bubba, the love sponge, and then he won't call you back or something. You got it, Bob? Why do you, why do you get to make it Bubba, the love sponge? I, isn't he the other guy in Tampa?

Oh, yeah, yeah. So I said, maybe Versi would hang up. Rich, how you doing with the medical stuff? You get, I had an endoscopy. I had an endoscopy for the esophagus like a month ago. Here's the problem. I'm going today, but I did a virtual thing with my doctor last week, you know,

with a digestive health care doctor. Yeah. And he goes, you know, I said much, because I want you to get an x-ray of your lower abdomen. And I'm like, what the fuck does he want to let you know, and plus the upper endoscopy I'm getting today? But why does he want an X-ray or my son thinking something to fuck?

Whatever is going wrong. Dude, I had something where everything I swallowed, there would be pain a few seconds after, and I googled it, and it said, it said a soft-facil cancer. So I fucking freak out, and he goes, oh, we're gonna have to go down and put a balloon in there to open it. You might be narrowing, but it was because it was just because like acid reflux and they gave me some shit and it was it was good.

Yeah, but I was getting stomach pain. You know, I get him every couple, but then I looked online because my feet were killing me, my legs and somehow I think I have pancreatic cancer. You have what? What's it called? No, he's like me. I love how me and Rich just turned this into our OCD medical phone call, but yeah, I'm like that too, dude. I'm like that too, if you get...

What's the... Why does he want to x-rays over my lower f**king abdomen? What is... No, you want to know why, because with the stomach, so the acid, there's a flap that closes with the food. When it comes open, acid goes up, you want to make sure that that's narrow, that's what it is.

No, that's pretty upper endoscopy, right? Not for the x-rays, why does you want x-rays? Oh, he wants x-rays too? Yeah, the lower stomach. Oh, well, you find out, you'll be all right. Oh, that was easy. Oh, he wants X-rays too. Yeah, the lower stomach. Oh, well, you find out you'd be alright. Oh, that was easy. Oh boy. I Got it. I got it. I love how the virtual appointments are like you should be fine. All right. I know this fucking guy was rushing me off too Like Jesus Christ. What I said to my anyways. oh God, that was the funniest day in my life. Listen, if you have your whole life, that was it.

Listen, why every, look, when you say things, when I say I love her one of my favorite people, you understand. It's a figure of speech. It's a figure. I was getting there. you didn't need to fucking speed it up. I know but you just you act like you're doing like some Let's go. Let's go. Let's work We're moving we're moving. That's what you're right. You might have cancer. We got to speed this up. So You know what it is Bobby. This is what it is. You want to know the truth? We love you. I love you so much. And you're a good guy, we smoke cigars,

we hang out, we've bonded. So when you meet somebody and two times, they come on your fucking podcast. But you go, I fucking love this guy's one of my, I'm going like, what about us? So maybe Gabby's right, maybe there's a little bit of, and maybe Rich is right. Maybe I'm, you know,

cause I take it to heart when somebody and I bond. I take it for real. I don't do the LA shit. Yeah, but you think, you really think that you're not like, in that fucking upper echelon of fucking friends? I just don't throw it around, like I don't throw love around like that.

I don't know the other night when we all went out to dinner. Paul wasn't there, Bobby. Boss. Boss, you know what? What? Boss, don't even do it. We don't know what's stirring.

Silly, silly me. Let me let me wipe that away. Oh, you're doing the fucking dumb play joke again. Okay. Different one. Oh, you're doing the fucking dumb play joke again. Different one. Hi, Versi. Yeah, I love you, buddy. You're the best dude. Well, I'm fucking around. Dude, we're having fun. First of all, you guys show

that word love around too easily. You know, we're friends. That how I love you. Shut up. Enough with that fucking, you know, you're so old, you know, that it's such an old, such an old man thing to say, ah, stop saying I love you throw it around too much. Why'd you get a radio and a fucking hat stupid? All right. You're all, you're all here. First of all, we're Italian, Italians love Jewish people,

you don't love. Yeah, we like. Italians love Jewish people you don't love Yeah, we like yeah, you guys like Because you know you're gonna do something to piss the other person off someday you're not gonna be friends I always call people back within you know, I do too within a day some people don't Some people don't I hope I looked at the right square when I did it. I like to get back to you but we're taking, we're taking Calthus' turnl for a spree. Boss, he's thinking, this is why Virzy's fake news.

This is why Virzy's fake news. How about fake news? I saw you would count the running around with alligators and fucking all kinds of fucking reptiles and you had a fucking chef hat on. The only thing you two go fucking skydiving together and take pictures of it. That's illegal. I think they weigh you before you get on the plane. Hey, Bobby, what are you? What are you? Tell Rich, um, tell Rich, Bobby, tell Rich right now what you're doing for Thanksgiving.

Where are you going? Oh, yeah, I know. He's driving across the country to have a fucking turkey dinner in a castle with fucking a castle. Yeah. In a castle. In a castle. They're going to fucking ride the with the turkey on white horses

they're gonna fucking have come pull up together yeah can I have the can I have the can I have the drumstick mic it's already gone. No, forget that, forget the sliced ham, bring in the pig. We're going to slaughter the pig. Yes. This is, this is, this is, this is, I'm going to fucking, I'm going to drive to South Dakota and back to New York, this is see if Opie will take my fucking forgiveness.

And, and go have a turkey burger. Listen, Mike, okay, first of all, fuck both of you, Mike and his brother rented this house. Look, I love Thanksgiving. I love spending it at my house. There's my skin. There's my skin. There's my skin.

How's the skin? There's my skin. There's my skin. How's the skin? There's my skin. There's my skin. There's my skin. There's my skin. There's my skin. There's my skin. I'm gonna run it around before he gets a letter. Bobby's facing a turkey. A turkey thing is going like that.

Bobby's videos are going like that. God is filming it for the next Calcium Kelly. Hey, are you guys gonna go live? Fuck both of you. I mean, this is just, you know, I'm fucking fucking out of his seat right now. That's how he's standing straight up. Bobby, come on, you guys gonna go live? I'm saying, he's giving me like to thank the person that Oh First of all First of all here's the video right here. Yes. Here's the video. He just I know this

He just mashed into the cactus and press that size of that cactus Play right mute all of us. Oh my god All right Boss just hit the fucking tree. You alright? You alright? You alright? That's fucking annoying. It was one of the best days of my life when you ran into the cactus. Can I play that? What's straight into the fucking goddamn? He's on the phone. He's fucking all fucking. Anyway, thanks to my friend into the campus. Oh, he did his gut on the steering wheel. I was like, where am I?

What am I doing? No, no, no. We go. That was a great day. That was a fun day. But it won't be as great as the day you spend in the castle. I'm out of my fuck you, boss. First of all, it's not a castle.

It's a big house. He rented the house. His brother and him rented this house. And they said, listen, we'd love it if you and Don and Max come down. And we originally were like, all right, listen, I don't know if we can do it. I don't know if we can, you know,

and then he was like, listen, no pressure. It's gonna be, and me and Don were like, well, you know what? We'll make it a road trip. We'll go, we'll stop at Hershey Park, we'll stop at a bunch of places on the way down, and then we'll get there by Monday, we'll have a great week. The house has a full arcade for the kids, like real arcade, like video games and all kinds of stuff. Who's this?

They just run through every. It's pigeon forged Tennessee. You it's just this community of it's really high end part of Tennessee and you know max is max doesn't have a brother or sister so things where he can be with other kids and socialize and have that thing with other I it's worth it to drag because we're going to be home for Thanksgiving and nobody's going to it's just going to be alone. So it was like, you know what? Let's who cares? I'll drive down there. We'll be great. Plus him and Max, Mike's daughter and Max are like best buds and there's going to be other kids there. It's gonna be a great week. The Lewis Gomez isn't doing anything on Thanksgiving. He's not having anything.

Because that's right across the bridge. Listen, no, Lewis is partying. And I've said this before because it was actually great. It was a great party. Did a great job. I'm sure. No, that'll be a flash. It's Hers great party. Did a great job. I'm sure. No, that'll be a fun trip. Is Hershey Park on the way? Yes. That's going to be cool.

Dr. Steve lives down there on Tennessee. We're going to visit Dr. Steve, too. Well, there you have it. It's a trip. Yeah, it's going to be a fun time. And gone. Yeah, those dates do not call them during that trip. No, I know You know what you're a fucking tainted judge

You're not a good judge your very suspect and that's it So whatever your verdict is at the end of this it's bullshit because you're taking Paul's side. Hey, I'm Sicilian Don't think I didn't grease some There's no verdict. I wasn't Jewish don't think it didn't grease them. First of all, there's no verdict. I wasn't Jewish. Don't think it didn't take it. Oh, that's nice. You think I even paid attention to your little fucking dumb, little grievances against each other? I don't give a shit. I don't give you two never talk again. What the fuck? What the fuck? What does it mean to me? I don't give a fuck. I'm just upset that no one in my house eats fucking meat and Thanksgiving,

I gotta have salmon. That's not salmon or Thanksgiving? Well, my wife's a vegan and I'm a vegetarian. I eat fish, so I'll have like salmon. I don't eat meat. What do you want me to do? What the fuck? What are you gonna do?

What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? We're going to get a, uh, those, we're going to get stuffing mashed potatoes, mashed Yams or whatever sweet potatoes vegetables and, you know, gravy and all that. That's the best stuff. Anyhow, the turkey, the best is to gravy and stuff. I'd now the stuffing is my dawn makes a stuffing for her grandmother. Yeah, it's. She would with the, with the, She puts the breakfast sausages, right?

In the stuffing, her stuffing is a, I would eat just the fucking, I would just. Now do you guys, one thing that I wanted to start, and my wife's side of the family doesn't do this, but it's macaroni. Do you guys do macaroni and cheese as a side? Aunt Thanksgiving? I've had it in places.

No, why not? Why not? What? Why not? Yeah, why not? Yeah, Macaroni. People do that? That's a Macaroni.

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And sometimes they slow off podcasts. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese, dude, on Thanksgiving. It's another side that's unbelievably good. And people always say, don't have mac and cheese because it's not tradition. And it's like, don't have mac and cheese because it's not tradition. And it's like, the fucking pilgrims didn't have all the shit we're having.

The pilgrims didn't have sausage stuffing and fucking, you know, so why not? Make it your own. Yeah. Yeah, no, I agree with Paul, you know. I'm saying this, mac and cheese are Thanksgiving is fucking sacrilege. No, are you crazy?

What about the trash? What about the trash? Sacrilege. Sacrilege would be a fucking had ham instead of turkey, but Mac and cheese is a sign. Ham on Thanksgiving is fine. So what do people, no it's not? Every, listen, a side ham is almost customary. Take a fucking, you have a,

that's the main. Side ham, you have a turkey and a side ham. Who the fuck and a side hand Thanksgiving Everybody yeah, well those fucking people who Jack religious oh My fucking god dude if you took a bet or a vote right now on what's more sacrilegious Ham on Thanksgiving or macaroni and cheese as a side it's not even fucking close. Oh absolutely absolutely macaroni and cheese is only a side dish at fucking barbecue places and fucking Boston market that's it

Mac and cheese you know Mac and cheese is barbecue dude not Thanksgiving fact Cheese is barbecue dude. Not Thanksgiving fact Yeah, well, hey, hey, I'm is stuffing. Okay. I'm gonna name the sides for a Thanksgiving and you tell me if I'm wrong All right, you're fucking little everybody Not low. She's out of her mind. I'm not saying Turkey is the main thing Nobody has fucking mac and cheese my debts. What does this say read that My dad sets up all night Wednesday to make baked mac and cheese for Thanksgiving breakfast. Yeah, well, you're that's nuts. If it takes them all night to make macaroni and cheese.

I hate to taste the dirt. That's not macaroni and cheese. That's another dish. That's something else. That's a casserole. Okay. macaroni and cheese is a big side dish on people's Thanksgiving. Macaroni and cheese is not. Here's the side dishes. You get cranberry sauce. You get fucking mashed potatoes, fresh.

You get stuffing. You get a vegetable. It's going on. You get a vegetable. Funny. Okay. You get a fuck. Bobby's's podcast I feel like I'm getting cheated on with a podcast huh this is no this is a different one I can't be

this one why you want it I want it Bonnie wait let me ask you question yeah no that's Bonnie hi Bonnie Bonnie okay I know I'm not you can't ask you the ham question because you know let's ask her the ham question. No she's a vegan Bonnie what is more sacrilegious on Thanksgiving eating ham or Or I Have religion and I hate meat Okay It's sacrilegious to have macaroni and cheese as a side on Thanksgiving

No as a side on Thanksgiving? No. Exactly. Wait, wait a minute. Is macaroni and cheese a side, a traditional side on Thanksgiving? I'm Canadian. This is stupid. Hahaha. Yeah, they don't even serve me. What? They don't give thanks.

These are the guys that are like, I don't think we can have rules and laws and let's keep government out. And then you're like, is it legal? I'm Mac and cheese. So I have the first day in November. All right, so long, Bo-Dak. Sorry. So easy to come in here and take over.

You know, you guys are talking about Mac and cheese. I'm talking about this. No, I think it's on me. I want to see. Is she done? I listen. Listen. No, I don't want you listen.

I'm going to give you a list of topics for the next fucking podcast I walk into and you better be talking about something interesting. What are we talking about? What do you mean? Name one topic. We'll do it right now. What's the good topic? The environment.

Beat it. No, do laundry. I listen. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Mac and cheese is not on the list. Oh, here's another one. My wife and kids love mac and cheese on Thanksgiving.

Oh God, everybody loves mac and cheese. I, that's not the question. I love mac and cheese. If you put mac and cheese in front of me, on Thanksgiving, I would have it. I'm saying it's not a traditional side. What's a tradition? Because Italian people have different foods.

I would chew on different foods. But let me tell you something. Mac and cheese trumps ham. Ham is not a Thanksgiving ham. You'd rather have mac and cheese than ham. Yeah, of course, because I don't eat meat. Gabby, Gabby, go home. I am home, I can't escape.

You gotta get out of this. I don't know. Who gives it shit? You know what, there's more important things we should talk about. Like what? The environment? No, no, no.

What? You going to Tennessee on Thanksgiving, when are you leaving? Okay, what kind of gift are you going to bring your, your best buddy down there? You got to bring some. I do have a gift. Yeah, okay, that's nice.

I have a lot of a gift. Are you going to say goodbye to the verse before you leave? Are you going to, you know, maybe Think about for a little thing or something maybe have a little meal. Okay, listen, listen Here's a thing. All right. Here's a thing when I go to somebody's place. I bring something Yeah, you invited me to your fourth of July party did dawn not bring Fucking yeah, she did she brought amazing stuff. Yeah, what? She brought dessert. What was the dessert? Did she bring cookies? Nope. Where'd she bring cupcakes? She brought the bun cake, remember the bun cake? Yeah, but she didn't do the rum. She didn't bring the rum cake the first

like she did the first time. She brought the rum cake. No, she brought that the first time you came to my house, but not on the fourth, but the second maybe she whoopie pies There's a whoopie pies. Yes. Yes. That's what it was. How good with those insane insane Right who who goes to a party without something who goes to a party empty hand Who me no I brought I brought your I put your life Mine or flowers I brought her wine last time.

You've never bought, you've never bought anybody flowers. You're gonna get bony flowers. What are you talking about? You stop at 7-11 to get stretch tickets, not flowers. No, listen to me. I brought, I ask you why? I did bring something last time we came there. You did, you did, you did, you did,

I brought you, and you gave max one of your CDs And you gave me bracelet a survival bracelet. No that you stole out of my car. No, he did no, I just said it was okay Listen here's a deal one of these people have not smacking? Jesus, not a thank you, Melissa. It is not. It is not. He just saying that because that's one less thing she has to cook. And she also said she likes lasagna, which I do too,

but that's not on Thanksgiving either, I don't think. That's on Christmas. Christmas lasagna. I agree with that. Every you want, whenever you want. I know that's the point. Captain fucking obvious, ruin or a fun. I know you can do it. I know that's the point. Captain fucking obvious, ruin or a fun. I know you can do whatever.

I know it's America, but you don't have mac and cheese is not on the fucking menu on Thanksgiving. It is not. Not in one picture. Pick up, pull up a picture of, okay, okay, okay. Thanksgiving, Mike, Mike, mush. Pull up a picture.

I'm not a non-reproducer. I'm gonna fucking find it. Mike, look, my producer likes up a picture. No, I don't want to give a producer. I'm gonna fucking find it. Mike, look at my producer. Like you way more than he likes me. Trust me. That is true. That's absolutely true. He'd love for you to go. Mike, come over here.

Welcome here. Fuck, Bobby. Listen, pull up any photo of Thanksgiving dinner and mac and cheese will never be in that photo. You pull up on mac and cheese. I'll fucking, I'll give in right now. Okay. Gabby, have you ever have mac and cheese

on fucking Thanksgiving? Yeah. Yeah. It's almost mac and cheese and mac. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, look at this. Look at fucking this. Hold on. Just put in, oh, that's a, yeah.

Look. What? Can't see it. Where is it? That's Boston Market. Look. Yeah, that what? Can't see it Where is it that's Boston market look? Yeah, that's Boston market Back up I'm talking families. I'm not talking horses shit fast food Right pull it up pull it up click on just the first one click on it click on it show me mac and cheese No mac and cheese you got mac and cheese. You got stuffing, you got potatoes, you got biscuits, you got a salad, you got a turkey, you got gravy, pull up another one, Bing, pull up another one, Mike, pull up another one, bang, there you go, you got fucking green beans.

There's no mac and cheese anywhere, there's no mac and cheese. That's not mac and cheese, that's not mac and cheese. What is it? That's not mac and cheese. Of course it is. Look at it, it no mac and cheese. That's not mac and cheese. Of course, not mac and cheese. What is it? That's not mac and cheese. Of course, look at it. It's mac and cheese. That's a good. That's a top. The top right. The top right is macaron. Acarol. No, it's not. It might get you large. It's a casserole. Go to it. Go to it. They'll tell you what it is. Go to it. Go to it. Mac and cheese at a fucking Thanksgiving dinner. Just trash. That's a trash. That's a match. That's the same picture. Yes, it is. Look, no, it's not. Put my Mac, my go to the go to the website. Go to the website.

I'll let me go. Look, I went to the website. I want to read it. I don't know. That's a casserole. Mac and cheese is in a casserole on the turkey. It's got a big ad in front. And the casseroles and mac and cheese are in the same family. No, they're not. Casserole is a different family. What? What is a casserole?

A casserole is baked. Mac and cheese is mixed. Well, what about baked mac and cheese? That's a different thing. We're not talking that. No, it's not. There was no delineation between what kind baked mac and cheese? That's a different thing. We're not talking that. No, it's not. There was no delineation between what kind of mac and cheese they are talking about. Those words in front of us, sorry, little fucking whippa snappa. So baked mac and cheese doesn't count as mac and cheese to you now. Now all of a sudden, that's a casserole. It's just a name for mac and cheese with bread crumbs. It's a different recipe.

Here we go. Here we go. What does it say, Mike? Much. Come on, Mikey. Come on, Mike. What do you got? It says on the menu.

Read it. Pumpkin apple pie. Here we go. Here we go. Right here. Here we go. Freeway Turkey stuffing, slew of including root vegetables, cranberry, apple roast, biscuits, mashed potatoes, for dessert not even one mention of mac and cheese.

Yeah, just a little stuff. I don't see, I don't see, that is not mac and cheese. I don't see ham there either. Yeah, but they also. Oh! Listen, I said ham is a side dish people have ham type in do people have ham on thanksgiving first of all ham is not a fucking side dish Ham is a keel

This one you know that the Election is over when these are the arguments we're talking about Ham shows up a lot in the pictures just Just Google Melissa, just Google traditional Thanksgiving sides. Boom, we're in. I'm done. Case closed. I win. Look at this.

This says 15 plus Thanksgiving Mac and cheese recipes. Yeah. Who put that on? What? Who's that from? Kraft. Good house. Good house. Good house.

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Good house. Good house. Good house. Good house. Good house. Good house. Good house. No, he's saying much mush. Hey, Google. I got a doctor's appointment. Good luck. It's been fun, buddy. Good luck, buddy. Thank you. I hope you guys solve all your problems, have a nice weekend. And boss, where are you?

I hope you are right. I hope everything turns out right. Yeah, good luck with your endoscopy, buddy. Yeah, all right. Yeah, Google me a thumbs up or a thumbs down and when you find the results. Well, I'm gonna have a three camera shoot in my stomach I'm gonna try to get them to put two extra ones and video tape. I don't have to have a five camera shoot No, no father send and it's gonna be a calculus castle I just told you just tell us you're not invited

No, all right. All right. She let her. She's out on me. Bye I like it. We do this. I'm not out. Just put it on leave. Just hit leave. Did you go get what what we trade it wanted to do it much I did I'm sorry What is it say from traditional sides tell me? There you go. From that thing that I clicked on there, most of it's going to be a lot of squadrons. Okay. There you go. Yeah. Those are traditional side dishes for Thanksgiving. Bing, bang, boom. That's it. Right? That's it. Watch the potatoes and greens or that's it, man. That's it. Not not.

But it's not traditional then. It's new. It's modern. It's fresh. Gabby, this is why you always go against me and people don't like you. No, but she's because you're just going against me. I think about people don't like me. I'm trying to be involved in this conversation because you're just going against the grain to go, you're not listening. We're talking right. I just know it's sides. No, the whole argument is traditional.

Ultimate Thanksgiving sides. No, you're making another argument. This isn't about being new and festive and trying something different. This is traditional Thanksgiving sides. But that's what first said is he wants to do something new and incorporate a new change. No, and I said, don't, mac and cheese is not traditional

and then the argument was, yes it is. Everybody has mac and cheese. Okay, how about this? How about this? You ready? Yeah. Delish, delish.com, 85 classic Thanksgiving side dishes to make for the holidays.

85, of course it's gonna be in there, but you find horse meat in there too. I mean, what the fuck? Well, 85, how many shots do you need? 85, the top 2,000 side dishes for Christmas. That's 998. It's putting shit. We get new shit.

And make it into pudding. What the fuck? Horse meat. Horse meat. According to the list of what to eat. I mean, first, a thousand. All right. The map in cheese is fucking mental. This fucking, this, this, this, now you've gone over, boy. But Bob, now you're done.

Take that boat. Here's what we have to do. Yes. I'm doing a new podcast on Patreon called Gun to Our Heads. Yes. And I want you to be my first guest next week. And what we do is me and my guest choose something. Pizza pasta, one's got to go forever. Thanksgiving Christmas, one's got to go forever. UFC boxing, one's got to go forever.

I want you as my first guest. OK. I think that that's what we have to do because this and then we do votes. We do votes. You know, the America people have to speak. I'm run it by, I'm run it by Calta CV school, but I'm in. This in verzy, I love you so much. But last 10 minutes, we were going to put in the for the extra 10. That correct?

This last 10. we were gonna put in the for the extra 10 that correct What this last 10? Yeah, yeah, I blew off a fucking I blew off a meeting for this when one one boss when boss leaves That would be the extra 10 I hope you guys enjoyed the extra 10 The names we're gonna have to do next week I want to thank all the new patreon members you guys are the best we hope you like the extra 10 It's for patreon members only for you guys supporting me during this crazy fucking time, I'm trying to give you as much content, original content, funny content as I can give you the ladybugs here, you guys are the best. All you guys that are in today, thank you so much. I'm sorry that Miss Pat blew us off. I'm hoping there's a great reason.

Her manager called me during this and said she needs to reschedule. Yeah, well, okay. Hey guys, check this out. What me and Bobby just did. That's so funny. What her man, you don't have you a manager, a boo, go fucking whatever. I still love her though. what are you gonna do? Go ahead. No, me and Bobby just did what Thanksgiving Christmas is literally gonna be my new podcast, gun to our heads.

Yes, let me see it. It's gonna start next week and Bobby, I want you on as a guest and we'll do that. But thank you guys for having me. And if anybody listening to this is in the Atlanta area, I will be going to the punchline this Friday, two shows, Saturday, three shows. So get your tickets.

It's super limited seating and social distance because of everything going on, but it is safe. They're doing everything right and there from the fucking rotating, the fucking air to spraying shit. So you'll be comfortable, you'll be safe. I'll be doing the new hour come out to the Atlanta punchline I don't know when I'm gonna be out again with all this fucking madness going on so I hope to see you guys there. Yeah Atlanta go check him out he is fucking one of the

funniest and I say that and I mean it and appreciate it really really love him to death and he's one of my one of my closest friends. I love you buddy. Thanks for coming on today. I appreciate it. My pleasure, but I love you guys. I'll talk to you soon. See you later, buddy. Iverse. Woo! We got a couple other things for you to promote, Bobbi.

Yes. Okay, yes. Oh, yes. All right, here we go. This is happening, right? Mush. This is Saturday, January 23rd. I want to tell you guys, I know you guys are home. I know, I know because I'm doing it every night. What do we watch? Your home of Friday, Saturday, we've seen that.

We watch, now you get the binge watch shows. So you watch everything right away. You get nothing else. You go on show to show to show. You're watching foreign shit with fucking subtitles at this point. Well, Saturday night, January 23rd at APM, you know what you're doing. Buy the ticket right now.

Limited seats, if you want to go, they have 100 seats at the Wall Street Theatre in No Walk Connecticut, I believe. No Walk Connecticut, the Wall Street Theatre. Limited seats, you can go live. But you know what? This is worldwide. All you fans in Europe, all you fans in Canada, everywhere around the world, you and all the 50 states,

you can watch me live, live. This isn't pre-tick, it's going down Saturday night live. All the bruises and warts, whatever the fuck happens, who knows, you're gonna see me live, January 23rd, APM, live pay-per-view stream Spread the word buy the tickets right now go to the Wall Street theater. What's the website? It's event bright calm slash well, it's very good website. We'll post it up though We'll post it up you guys can go to it January 23rd live from the Wall Street theater

I am gonna do my first pay-per-view in front of a live studio audience, a very small audience. So get tickets and come or buy tickets and join us, get your friends, put the kids to sleep, and we're going to have some fun on that night. It's going to be the best comedy special of the new year guaranteed. Unless Dave Chappelle puts one out on the 22nd and then you'll probably like that more. But it's gonna be a fun night. We also have promoting this. I mean, this was supposed to be the day with Miss Pat. That's hilarious. She's all Hollywood. December 4th, December 5th, me and Miss Pat are gonna be at the Paramount Theater in Austin, Texas. Mootow a comedy. Again, that will be on my site.

The parent was the website for that much. Tickets.awesome.it or not org. So I'll be promoting that this week. I am shadow band, by the way. I found out you got shadow band. I'm definitely I'm shadow band again. I was uns got shadow band. I'm definitely I'm shadow band again. I was unshadowed band. I Was uh fuck you. I you cannot post anything and I what did you think? I

Don't know I think anything I think if people report you and all the trolls and all that they just whatever they do They send it to somebody and they review it and third party people and whatever. I've been shadow band again My cancer cam nearly eight for eight. I was getting 20,000 fucking views on shit I used to be up to 70,000 and that's got shut off like a faucet and Then I didn't know but I did some research and I found out that I am being shadow banned Usually if I don't post for the problem is you can't post for three to seven days Sometimes two weeks and then it goes away But if you keep posting so no more hashtags mush and anything

because that is a problem and Hashtags is over anyway. Yeah, I know. Well, it's... It's... It was something about the election. I can actually tell you what it said. I'll... You're voted?

I voted, thing. I don't know. I don't know what it was. It was something with the election. Let me see if I can bring it up. Here it is. I... Okay. Was it our brisket video? It says recent posts from all hashtags are temporarily hidden to help prevent spread of possible false information and harmful content related to the election. I think it was the Keith video, to be honest with you.

The Keith. What's his gun? No, we put that one up today. I forgot to call Mush and go like, hey, and he just put the gun one up. So now I'm gonna be fucking shadow murdered. That's it. That's it.

No, it's not, dude, you're just doing what you're supposed to do, you don't know. But anyways, it's all good. What's that? It's a great video, though. It just sucks to me that, you know, it's like, you know, look, I'm just trying to promote my shit. I'm not putting anything up there that's, you know,

offensive or hurting anybody. Right. And somebody I don't know who might not get my comedy is you know fucking yeah we don't like it fuck them. There's people who's making their lives to report things that it's not like it's ridiculous. Yeah, it's you know look I can understand if I was saying I'm not really saying it's not really controversial. I'm not really that controversial. You know I think you know I think women should be in the kitchen and make babies and, you know, uh, and everyone think and everyone thinks that. But I also think you should get in a boy,

you should get in a portion if you cheat on your husband. So, oh, I, oh my god. Does that make you your shivers? Not actually, I felt that in my bones. I have no idea, I have no idea what's going on. But hopefully soon, I just, if I could just make one more run, get a bunch of money, and then I'm out, I'm tapping out, I'm gone. Sure. Are you Uncle Vinny's on Friday? I'm doing Uncle Vinny's on Friday,

as your father already contacted me. And this is what bumps me out Because I got to leave the next morning To drive to Tennessee, but he was like dude come back after we'll go to the I don't know He said one of the houses. I don't know what fucking house He's like come back to the fucking the East Wing house or something. I don't know what the name of it is We live three minutes away from Uncle Vinnie's. Well, he said that he has a studio.

Is he ever studio there? Oh, no, that's, that's in Colt's neck. That's like 15 minutes away from Uncle Vinnie. Okay. So, so he's like, yeah, come back. I'll show you the studio and I was like, fuck, I'd love this. I want to go to the studio. Just over an hour. I might, I might go, but you know, I can't, you, you, you, when I hang on your parents. It's like an hour. It's hard to pull away. You'll be there till five a.m.

It's hard to pull away. You know what I mean? I know. They're so fun. You know, and it's like, you know, when you, it's like if I, like, this would be the first time in the house and I don't want to be like, I got to go. That's like going to a fucking kid going to a chocolate factory for 15 minutes. What time you have to leave in the morning? I gotta, we're leaving. I'm driving.

We're leaving at 10 o'clock in the morning. Oh, go for an hour. I think I'm gonna go for an hour. If that's cool. I wish I could come. You gonna what? I think it's better that you're not gonna be there. Why? What the fuck?

No, you're not going. Now you're uninvited. What the fuck was that? You're not invited anymore. I hate that you have a fucking Emmy. There. Tell us. When I open the Emmy, I was at my parent's house. And Lexi goes, my mom goes, so does

Bobby have an Emmy and I go, no, he does it. And he goes, he's probably so pissed right now. I was nominated for two, for two years on Louis with 300 other people. Yeah. I was mentioned that Louis mentioned me on the Emmys. That's huge. That's he was like, I want to thank Robert Kelly, a Bobby Kelly. That was great. So I do not have one yet.

Yet, but maybe if you are show, yeah, if you ever get a shit together and come back to it. I've been on COVID isolation. Yeah, you can write in isolation. Yeah, but we said we weren't going to start writing until we meet up. Well, we can know. We don't need to meet up. We can do Zoom. We should just do Zoom. Okay, well, let's start that again. All right, we'll start it again after Thanksgiving.

Okay, deal. The greatest holiday ever. I after Thanksgiving. Okay, I do. The greatest holiday ever. I love Thanksgiving. I wanna know, people, Thanksgiving or Christmas, that's all I want you to write in the chat. Thanksgiving or Christmas, that's it. I wanna see, I wanna know who you are. That's Trump or Biden, that's the way I look. No.

Actually, I like Christmas better. Someone in the chat said Gabby's people were the ones who raped and pillaged on Thanksgiving and killed the Native Americans. And I just want you to know that I'm Jewish. So that wasn't actually me. No, he said what you think Thanksgiving is, is a set. Oh, well, what? You think you actually did that?

You know, he's saying that you're a woke asshole and you think Thanksgiving sucks because it's all about rape and pillaging Fucking American Indians. No, but I was on Thanksgiving side. Yeah, now Gabby's Listen to Gabby's people Thanksgiving is about killing Native Americans and stealing land while being racist. Yes Yes, that's your your people are the woke millennials not Jews But I'm half I'm half woke millennial, half New Jersey garbage. Yeah, listen, listen.

The woke millennial part is so she can get that Emmy, okay? I, I'm, that's just for show. Yeah, just be, let's be clear. Yeah, just knowing Gabby goes, oh, why would you say that? That's all horseshit inside. It's Hollywood Gabby. Yeah, she's, yeah, Hollywood Gabby. Like Hollywood Bob

Hollywood Bob as I have a new character I do to call him that makes him so mad. What is it? All right, so we answer the phone ready ring Hang on Paul. She's right hang on Burzy so you don't get mad. I'm still on the line doing plugs and stuff Okay, good no no, okay, you're on the air right now. So oh, okay, no, no call me when call me when You're off here. I'll call you off here, but I just don't want you to get mad at me again. No, no, I won't be mad Okay, I'm just letting you know I answered the phone

And I'll answer when you call but well maybe I have Exactly goodbye All right, good ring Hello And I'll answer when you call but well maybe I have silence exactly goodbye All right, good ring Hello Hey, how you doing? Hi, who's this? It's Bobby. How are you today, man? What's going on? Are you okay? Your voice sounds weird? No, great man. I'm really doing great today. Today's a great day. How you feeling? What's going on with you? I'm good. I feel fine Today's a great day. How you feeling? What's going on with you? I'm good. I feel fine.

Yeah. That's awesome, man. That's awesome. That's so cool. That's great, man. I just, you know, what's up? What's up? That's your voice.

Sound like that. You're a strap throat. No, no, no, no, no, man. I feel great today. I feel fantastic. Really good. Why do you feel good? I just like it's good good man, things are great.

Things you look at, they wanted a time and I always look at the bright side. You know what I mean? Do you feel, you know what I'm saying? Your personality is giving me the chills right now. Oh, I'm sorry man, I don't mean that. No. I'm sorry, I would never want to do that to you. You know what? Yeah, all right man, well listen, I gotta go.

Great talking to you. Bye you bye bye he hates it I it actually gives me the skivis yeah all right here we go Melissa thanks giving boom boobie do you want Caldwell's vertical mac and cheese yes let's say it for tonight you just call yourself a food tonight all right Greg thanksgiving thank you crumbum Christmas Chris Collins Christmas scruffy bones Christmas. Um Melissa, how can you stand yourself? I don't know she's talking about I hate them both Terry. Thanksgiving thank you Ken. Calter agrees Mac and cheese is a great Thanksgiving side. Count listen listen Lou, first, oh God, he's wrong, Verzy, much better than Miss Pat. Oh Jesus Christ, agree, ultimate fruit.

It's a, it's a obsessive fruit, not ultimate fruit, you're gonna have to all. All right, blabbing you, a fact and crazy kid. Listen, great show today Well, I really appreciate rich boss and Paul Verzy stepping in last minute Miss Pat like I said we big show coming up in Where the fuck is it? Moon tower moon tower at what state you fuck? Texas

My mush could you just say it cuz I'm I'm not getting there. Oh no problem You're gonna be at the Paramount Theater in Austin, Texas December 4th and fifth with Miss Pat He made me suffer through that too. He was just sitting there going tell me You don't I never know when they interrupt you and not interrupt you. I just want to make sure I'm doing it the right I'm gonna most has his cute voice on today. I love most cute voice. I love when it gets cute. I do too, I love it too. So yeah, make sure,

fourth and fifth, get your tickets, spread the word, retweet it, share it, like it, get, I'm shadow band. I think the first shadow band is hot. Cool, if you make it sound really cool. All right, can you guys stop getting along? Anyways, we can't win. We can't win. That's the thing.

We can't win. Okay? Our characters are to lose. Yes, that's right. You are to lose. Just like, yeah, that's right. On the show that we do do the sitcom that we fucking we do every week yes that's right but ultimately I lose I'm trying I'm changing my brand on

this show to actually scream every time you scream at me that's gonna be my new thing and I'm gonna be a pirate nobody nobody screams at you, Gabby. People just tell you to shut up. Yeah, and then I'm going to actually, instead of actually shutting up, I'm going to push back. That's my new thing. Hi, Maid. What, what did you get a pep talk from Bonnie?

No, Bonnie, the pep talk from Bonnie says, with the show. With all the show. Yeah. Yard. You should listen to her. You should listen to her. You should listen to Bobby. Bobby wants me to run.

You absolutely listen to me. Absolutely. She gives you sound as sage advice. I should have listened to me. I should have quit being friends with her husband years ago. She gave you that advice. Oh, I wish I did. All right, listen, great show.

What else we got? We'll read the names next week. We're gonna have to miss it. This is coming out, not this Monday, next Monday. That's why we're filming this extra. So we're gonna have Monday off. This Monday coming up, we're gonna be off. Do you want me to reschedule Miss Pat?

Just let them, we're gonna be off. Do you want me to reschedule Miss Pat? Just let them get in touch with you. You know what I mean? Well, they did. Yeah, but they let them get back to you. If they want to reschedule, let them call you. You know what I mean? Dr. That's all. Just let them reach back to you. That's all.

If they don't reach out, here's a deal if she really needs to reschedule something came up Of course, I love I love this bad. I get it, but They'll they'll she'll be like hey, let me do it again if she really doesn't want to do it and she did blow us off They'll just not call you Well the manager did call me during this exact podcast. Yeah, I know But they left the matches. They want to reschedule, just say, yeah, let us know. Let us know when you can do it.

Okay. And then let put it on them. Just put the ball in their court. You know what I mean? I don't want to, you know, I could have been with my kid for the last fucking two hours, you know? So we all got together to, you know, promote this show. And I, but hey, you know what, we still had a great fucking show. So there you go.

That's true. Maybe Miss Pat will be on it where we schedule her. Hopefully we will. But I will be doing a show with her on the fourth and the fifth, which I'm excited about. Blah, blah, blah. And what else much? Uh, oh, hey, uh, you, uh, we, we're, it's everything. Uh, um, should we meet Timbers? What? He's a pirate. That was his new car. Oh, you're going to, you're going to yell back.

Let's try it, Gab. What? Let's try it. I've been doing it this whole podcast. You, oh, that's a new thing. What? You're new character. You've been doing it?

I've been doing it. It's called a Who told you to do that? Who did you talk to me? Me? I'm sick of being fucking shut up. You would piece of shit. Why are you even talking? Cause I'm on the podcast and you want me to talk. Don't make me think I look sad today. No, he's not big. He just left. Fuck. Maybe. What a piece of shit.

This is my podcast now. Follow me on Instagram. At Gabby is Brian. Follow me on Twitter. At Gabby is Brian. Sign up for my comedy newsletter in my link in both of those bios. And I'm doing live shows sometimes in New York.

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Cool. Yeah. Thank you guys. Okay. Bye. This is my show now. Bye. You know what, dude?

Don't out buy, you know what, dude! you