Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Paul Virzi | Phone Bone

Episode Date: August 27, 2023

This week Bobby is joined by Paul Virzi. They talk about some recent bones they have to pick, Bobby demonstrates how loud he can scream at someone, and they talk about how they deal with arguments with their wives. This episode is sponsored by GhostBed Listeners can get 40% off all products sitewide! Use promo code YKWD at GhostBed.com/ykwd for 40% Off Sitewide. Limited Time Only. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp Visit BetterHelp.com/DUDE today to get 10% off your first month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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año queremos que disfrutes de la asistencia médica presencial y digital que mereces. Dal paso a Sanitas y disfruta ahora de bluayud durante un año gratis. Pulsan el banner para saber más. Anybody in 20 something years I probably screamed at my wife like twice. I can I want to hear it No, I just pick what do you fucking nuts? Is that it? That's that pretty much it's go crazy I give me a one more time so I did something. I'm having sex with the black guy you walk in what would you say? What was the fight? I would just be like what the fuck dude no fuck you you're fucking wrong dude fuck that that's come on give me something That's it. That's pretty you want to hear mine. I know yours. Do you want to see mine? What are you fucking asshole? You fucking asshole wow dude dude that just yeah, I just made me like I'm gonna second guest doing bone with you now

I mean what the fat real yelling my kid. What is I'm never yelling back like that. What you were hurt young. Yeah, dude. Yeah, baby we're starting the podcast right now. We're back. You know what? Do you live?

Welcome everybody to the show. Why can't I be? I started the social media podcast. The fact that whyKW did podcasts YKW did back again Old school back in the day We're all starting before them all YKW did podcasts is so fun and crazy

And there's no rules Shut up, you all whoinig this Burn the ball, damn it, I'm sorry It's a comedy podcast This is an NPR That's the podcast done Is there any better show? This is the original.

The original. You know what, dude? What's happening, everybody? It's Robert Kelly. This is, you know what, dude? Podcast with live. At the Comedy Cellars studios above the law the world famous who's behind me the world famous and you know what here's the

thing is perfect it's perfect it's perfect what's that buddy it's perfect we're we're here taking those out we're here with my guests who What? Who's late? Late. Here's a deal, dude. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na I know your Italian techniques. You have you you're you're gonna throw a couple compliments and I you'll fuck Oh, I was gonna say looks like shit. It didn't organize it here. How long's it been? That's the other that's the other Italian way Man, listen number one. Thank you for telling me about the Joe's though the what Because I would be a lot later if you didn't tell me about parking by Joe's pizza. Did you pay the meat?

I paid the meter. Okay. But if I didn't know, if you didn't tell me Joe's, I'd still be circling. There's the compliment. See the compliment. You see how we throw. I know how you Italians work. For sure.

It's four after. It's not, it's not, it's five after. Well, you move your foot. Can we come up with a plan? Yeah. I mean So it's four after. It's not, it's five after. Can you move your foot? Can we come up with a plan? I mean, here's it there. Listen, make the setup more uncomfortable. Jesus, don't shut me. It's on your lap.

This is a comfortable chair. It is. Listen, this is King Chairs. I do like how tall they are. I mean, this is a King Chairs, that's a Queen Chairs. But listen, the thing, Paul, I, this morning, Paul Versey everybody, give it up for Paul Verzi. How are you? Paul Verzi, your website is Paul Verzi.

Paul Verzi.com. Yeah, of course, Robert Kelly Live.com for all our dates. Paul, this is good. And we have, of course, I don't know why I'm saying, of course. Well, I hate when I followed the podcast, Lingo. No, but you know why you say, of course we have, because it's not good. I think because bone to pick is that good

that you have no choice but to go, and of course we have bone to pick because it's the best new podcast on the planet. I mean, it shits on every other podcast. It's really embarrassing. It's actually, I thought about shutting down all my other podcast. That's a, actually, this is the last Y my other podcast. That's actually actually this is this the last

YKWD. I'm done bone to pick baby. I mean this fucking podcast that I'm I mean bone to pick is is a lot of fun It's probably the funnest podcast is the funnest podcast podcast podcasting I've done since I had the regs on Back when I had a dan jo Joe and Lewis on every week on this. Dan soda, Joe list and Lewis J. Goldes. What was that? No, no, no, no, what was that? I just wanted you to name everybody. Yeah, I did.

And then you had me name the last name. Like people don't know who I was talking about. No, it's awesome when you're tired. One second, can you not make fucking noise? I mean, the autistic Tizzy, the autistic three, they just, because they don't hear the noise. You understand? I mean, they'll talk to each other, like full-blown conversations about shit going on.

Like, we don't hear him. I need to put them in a box like an autistic box No, it's cool when you're tired and you don't want to work yeah, cuz you're just shot and to think about That podcast is never that well the reason why bone to pick is such a good podcast is because it's, um, it's, when you do this part, you know, you don't know how long things are going to go, what you're going to talk about, blah, blah, blah. But when you do, we do bone to pick, I know my bone. I got my bone. Yeah. And I know you got you a bone. Oh, yeah. The best part, the fan bones. And I didn't, that was not a thing when we started. Right. That's something that came up when, because what happened, we did the first part, the fan bones. And that was not a thing when we started. Right. That's something that came up when,

because what happened, we did the first episode, I believe in. And we were just doing our bones. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, people started emailing me. Friends, family members, all the comedians. And they were like, dude, I got a bone. I remember Lenny Marcus called me up.

Lenny was like, dude, I got it. Because you know, Lenny is fucking miserable. I mean, miserable. They did misery loves company fucking miserable. Yeah. I mean, miserable. Yeah. And they did misery loves company with him and Brian. I mean, now, what's this? They have Kevin Brennan. People always thought Kevin was the miserable.

No. Lenny's miserable too. And Liz was on it. It was three miserable peoples at different levels of miserable. I took you just a bit on me. Um, no, but Liz. I mean, you couldn't have took the hit on the spit. It's not like I said, no, you know why I felt it.

I think that's the thing. If I didn't feel it, but I actually felt it hit and then I was like, I can't have that. I'm going to talk. If you didn't feel you could move on, if I didn't feel, if I just saw it and there was no feel, I could go on, I could go on. But you had your goal. It was just lingering on my leg. I just couldn't not wipe it and then I couldn't not wipe it and not say anything.

Yeah. You have to have somebody spit in a hit your face and you're in a conversation. And you have to like if somebody knew that you really can't talk about a bone. See, I can give you shit if I spit in your face. If we spit in each other's face, but we can give each other shit, but if somebody you just meet and you go like this, sometimes you just go, hey, they got to acknowledge it. If they don't go, let me tell you something. It bothers me to know when you're talking to somebody and the spit goes, you felt, you saw it, you both, you know they saw it and they don't acknowledge

it. Everybody's saw it and they don't acknowledge it, that's bad. You got to acknowledge it. Yeah, you got to go, hey, do my bad to a sorry, I'm sorry. So, sorry about that, a little quick, sorry about that. And they have to gesture to get it, not that I wanted to touch my face, but they have to go, do it, I'm sorry about that. Like, I got it.

Oh, man, dude. Like, yeah like almost like a reach, but a fake, yeah, yeah, watch this, I'm gonna spit in your face right now. Okay, what's wrong with you? Why would I spit in your face? No, no, I mean, I thought you were gonna act it out. Oh, act it out, okay. Okay. Oh, so I'm sorry about that.

No, no worries, I'm sorry. How about this? I'm doing it all the time. How about this, ready? So anyways, I was, what? What? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I just had my head down. It was a video bones. We have video fan bones, which are my favorite. Those are the ones we want. Those are my favorites just because it's one thing.

Listen, we love the fan bones. We love the writing fan bones. But when we see the visual, dude, and somebody's complaining on camera, it takes a show to a little bit. Paulie G, shout out Paulie G, first video fan bone. Paulie G, first, yeah, in an empty parking lot. And then one car parked, he goes,

look at this fucking jerk, oh dude. It was an empty parking lot. And then he goes, look at this jerk off. He goes, empty, empty, empty, he's kid. They parked right next to his car in an empty parking lot. He was so violently angry. And he was so right.

He was 100%. See, that's the beautiful thing about a bone, is that like, he's right, you get it out. that like he's right you get it out you get it out You get it out man. We're fixing the world We're fixing the world one at a time. We're making it a world a better place one bone at a time Oh my god, dude, but the video bone we got last night. I don't want to give it away And we're not just saying this for you to watch you. I promise you the video bone we got last night was Probably one of the most it was one of the

last night was probably one of the most, it was one of the funniest. I'll go back to, I'm gonna go back and watch just how funny you are. Buddy, I went home alone last night, really late. We both got home late. My family's up in the hip, she's home alone. And I'm in my bed watching SEAL team because that's what I do, dude.

All of a sudden I just remember, hey guys, and I remember the video, this fan, she's so great. And she started telling us the bone. I was fucking howling. And she had a little saying that she said, yeah, we can't give it away. Can't buy it. Oh my, I had to fall, I fell in your lap.

I was laughing so much. It was so funny that our producer was, because our producer saw it first, shout out to Mike Albany's. He knew what was coming. So, so he crunched down in the chair and I see his face getting red. And anytime the producers like that do,

he was like this and he's a big kid. He started cackling, oh dude. What was the fan bone last week? That was a good one. There was a, the fan bones really good, but there was a couple of that. There's a couple silly ones. What was the last silly ones. When a grown man jumps in a pool, but holds his nose before he hits the water.

And that's like it because I you know, I'm up at the lake. I saw one of the fathers. Oh, my God. One of the fathers with his son his he was passing it down for generations. Oh, that means his dad did this when he jumped off the swimming platform. God damn it. I'ma said something. I think you get till 12 to 14 until you could do that. No. 12 now eight. You don't know. No, if I saw Max do this, I'd be like, no, no, no, hey, come here. Don't you want to time out? I give him a time out. Now? If I show him to this, I go time out. He's 10.

Give him to 12. 10, 8, he's got 8. He's got it. If he had a bad experience with the water in the nose, does he have that yet? Get over it. Okay. Get over it.

All right. How's this? Do that. That's it. Oh my God. Oh, dude. Yeah, no, the podcast is, here's a great thing. It's, I feel like the podcast is, like, it's constantly

evolving too, because, you know, we shot out with bone to pick, bones, right? And then we went to a bone in a bone. And then we went to a bone amendments. A bone amendments. And then we went to the first bone. A Sherlock bone. Yeah, Sherlock bone.

I think Sherlock bone came from one of the fans too, right? Yeah, Sherlock bone is when the- From Lou, I think it was from Lou, right? We break down. You could actually break down why they have the complaint. But let's, can we talk about the origin of the show? Yeah. How this show came about was-'s, can we talk about the origin of the show? Yeah. How the show came about was.

Well, can I stop you for a second? You, I mean, you've never not done that. You've never, I don't think in all the times I've been, I mean, it's almost, it's actually, now I've realized, it's actually a sickness, it's a compulsion. It's not a sin. It's a compulsion. Because I guess, okay, no, you need therapy.

You should just could tell your therapist, listen, when somebody starts talking, I say yeah. And then when they go in, I stop them. You should just say, where does that come from? Where's, where's, where's, you're real tight today. You're wearing some tight stuff. What's going on? No, you know, I don't think, you know,

when this shirt just comes out of the laundry, good, you're good. I got, you know, I said some distaste. It, you know, why? I just go, can you stop shrinking my clothes? And she goes, oh, how about you do the one you know Mitae said my said that to my wife what my wife one time, you know what she said to me Did I shrink the bed in the car to Faso? Oh? Oh, she said wow. Yeah, it's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah, so okay watch out

What you said your wife so good? I was gonna tell the origin, so about you, what do you wanna say? What I'm saying is I used to do a thing on the extra called the Bonda Pick. Oh, okay. I told you this, I have this idea that I do, before we did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we would do, I would do a Bonda Pick on this part,

on the extra, the Patreon version. I would do the Bonda Pick, right? By myself, I would have a bone to pick on my, on this part, on the extrovert, the Patreon version. I would do the bone to pick, right? By myself, I would have a burn in it. And we did it. But the origin, which was you is gonna explain is, it comes from me and you, conversating because we always, when we do podcasts together, even just on the phone,

we would always be like, oh, when this person does that, or that, you know, we would just have these things. So it originated from our, organically, from our relationship, the way we are together, because that's what we do. Yeah. And then I wound up doing it all the time, and then I did it as a set.

But then I went, because I went to you originally, I was like, dude, we always talked. Let's do a podcast. The fans always say, you two do a podcast. You gotta, and we never could, you know, we get on the phone. No, we got to do this. We got to do that. These are all the things I was going to say. to do a podcast. He got it and we never could, you know, we get on the phone. No, we got to do this. We got to do that. These are all the things I was going to say.

A lot of the things you're saying now is what I was going to, I was going to, they go, no, what I also, what I was going to say is funny is it evap, both of us had some similar things because the versi effect for years and years had the unacceptable, right? But can I say? Yeah, yeah, go ahead. ahead, no, go ahead. Go ahead. No, I don't want to cut you off.

No, no, the verzy, so I would do this unacceptable thing. Yeah. And then you were doing the, it's funny that you did the bone to pick thing. But when Bobby and I would get together and I remember one time it happened, I think I don't know if it happened on, I think it might happen on YKWD or one time even on the phone.

And I just go, dude, can I just say, I gotta, I gotta say, you go, what? What, what? And I would say something. And then you came on the versi-effect and you go, hey, dude, I gotta bone to pick with you. And then it started to kind of evolve just with us. With us, when we would do our shows,

at the beginning of the, anytime we did a podcast, I guess I could. And people would say, dude, when you guys get together, you always have some shit to say about each other first But I have to give you the credit for making it the niche podcast because I was like we got because what would happen What me and Bobby is we would have these viral moments on why could WD in the version effect that people love and then I'd go on the road Yeah, and somebody would go dude

I'll come you to don't do a show together and then you would tell me people would say that to you and I'm talking from like Did I remember being in the mall and the funny bone in Syracuse nine years ago and somebody go do you guys don't do a show together? And then you would tell me people would say that to you. And I'm talking from like, did I remember being in the mall and the funny bone in Syracuse nine years ago and somebody go, dude, you guys got to do something. So finally, I was like, what are we doing? And then you go, yeah, we should do it, but we can't do the regular sit down. Two dudes doing it.

You go, let's do something that is like a niche and the bone to pick was just right in, it was brought. Well, I mean, let's be honest. Can I be honest? Can we be honest? Yeah, can we be honest? Is it was well I mean let's be honest can I be honest can we be honest yeah can we be honest I'm gonna be honest question mark or is the question okay yeah you could be honest I want no what I said to you we should do this and you said yeah I don't know maybe maybe there's something else I did you didn't want you didn't want to do

bone to pick I did you a hesitant no no it's not want you didn't want to do bone to pick I did you a hesitant no no It's not that I didn't want to do it. I was hesitant. Yeah, I was you a hesitant. I heard I heard it I heard to the first okay. Yeah, I was I yeah, I was one of my favorite words. What has it has it? I could tell and yeah, and you really emphasize the He's I really I like the The Tint I like the 10th The Tint is my

The has is good, but has a tent. Yeah, I would the 10th. I like the 10th. The 10th is my, the head is good, but. Has the 10th. Yeah, has the 10th. No, when you first said it, I was like, all right, is that, I was like, well, that be our wheelhouse. I didn't know if that was gonna be, and then it is like,

well, because I knew that my favorite part when we would do podcasts together is the beginning where I'd be like, don't, you know, I have something, you did something, and I held it, and I would hold it until I saw you again and did something. And you would do the same thing. And that was my favorite part.

I was like, this is what it's got to be, because we were like, we don't want to go on and on. I don't want to talk about fucking blah, blah, blah. We wanted a podcast that was fun. And for, I mean, for everybody, except the fucking shedrules. Right. I don't want you, we want, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We want men and women who have common sense. You know what I mean? They're not pick not picking sides. It's not I'm this, I'm like, come here. Everybody's an asshole. Everybody does shit. You know, because it is the things that piss us off should piss you off.

It should piss you. Of course. If it doesn't, if our bones don't resonate with you, then it doesn't. No, somewhere else. Yeah, you're the one doing it. You're the bone. You're a bone.

Yeah, you're the bone. If you don't like what we're saying, and that's what I love about our fans, because our fan bones are like, people get it. People get it, just the ones that people. I mean, this is when I knew the podcast was popping. When we said, we got an email, shout out big head mic. He's the best up producers. Mike Albinay's funny guy, creative guy, but he's great. I mean, part of the show.

Yeah. And when he sent out that email and we got 800 emails back in the first, what week? Yeah, at first, he was like, ah, yeah, we just got like 117 and we're like, all right, and then the next day he goes, dude, we got 700. Yeah, we got 800. We got 800. We got eight next week. Yeah, it was crazy. We got 800 emails that we had to start a Patreon

to do just fanbounds. Yeah, yeah, but we actually have to because we don't have time on the show. Can you do your own Patreon.com sites, bone to pick cast. Yep. We got the, where we just do fanbounds. That's the Patreon. And then if you want to just do a regular bone for our regular show, it's a bone to pick cast at gmail.com, send that in.

I love that we've been saying it for like months. And we still has a team. And not we, not we. Not we. It came right out of my mouth. Kamer, you went bone to pick cast. That gmail.com. You still have that.

It will take me a year. It will take me a year. I you know, I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'mamer, you went bone to pick cast.gmail.com. You still have that. It will take me a year. It'll take me a year. A year. To like where it's just I don't think.

Why? Because it's the dot. It's the fucking dot cast. That's what it is. If it wasn't the dot, it the dot is makes me think. I hate the dot. The dot slows you down. You're going nice until you, the dot, it makes me think. I hate the dot. The dot slows you down.

The dot, you're, you're going nice until you hit the dot. All right, try it right now, go. Bones pick, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, Gmail.com But like I tell you when we do we I mean the studio We got the studio and there's a little studio, but it's it's it's so perfect. It's perfect for the show It's perfect for the show the lighting. We nobody's in there the building's empty. We go in when everybody's Sleep in or doing comedy. We're in there. Just you guys walking in there. They must think we're having a fun. We're chur, like a meeting. Yeah, I'm so great, man. Yeah, no, it's it's it's it's and it's it's the best. It's not it's like I love it too, because people, the comment that I get to is that like people want

more. And we're not it's like you want more. We're doing more. Yeah, we're not going for fucking two hours. If owner pick is not not even really an hour, it's 45 minutes. 45, and you're out. We do 45 minutes pretty much. That's it. Even the fan bones of the Patreon, 25, 30 minutes.

Yeah. It's not a, we don't want you to be like, fucking, we don't want you to push fast forward. And it's independent. And here's the thing, when we're laughing, we're right next to each other. Bob, I don't want to give it away. I mean, I'll be honest with you.

The last episode was one of the funniest. But like, Bobby said something in the show and it was so funny that I initially laughed. But then it took, you know, it took about, I would say 15 seconds to resonate. What was it? 15 seconds to resonate. Well, we do, the thing on the show that my favorite thing in the show is we act out.

We act out things. No, because we, that's on the show that my favorite thing on the show is we act out. We act out things. No, because that's a thing we've always done. We will act something out. So somebody would say like, so Bobby goes, OK, so my bone, can I give one bone away or no? Yeah, you can do as many bones as you want. Go ahead.

So my bone, well, one of my bones was people that on this coming episode, people that dress up in the theme of the movie when they go. So if you go to Star Wars, we got a couple of these fucking nerds in here. Okay. Yeah, these fucking, when fucking a Star Wars movie comes out,

they get all whipped up to. Yeah, I mean, listen, I love Star Wars. I'm a Star Wars guy more than movie. Two of these guys are magicians. Okay, so be careful. I mean, but watch will be gone. But you're not showing up as Chewbacca to the movie. Are you? No, exactly. They would. I mean, it's probably a dream. I guarantee they one of them, at least one of them wants a full Iron Man suit that works. But I gotta tell you, so Bobby said, Bobby,

he said, so me and Bobby would do things like this. Oh, that's a tough one. Yeah, dude. Here's if you ever said that to me, if my wife ever said to me, okay, do it. And we will act it out. So then I played the wife and I go, hey, you know, I'm gonna be Princess Leia. What if you guys said that? I said that he said something, dude. He reacted to it. And I was, I mean, I legit fell out crying.

That's what's so good about the show because and another thing about the show I said to you yesterday on the way home, we're talking, it doesn't feel like a podcast. It feels like a, it feels like we're on a TV show because here's the thing, we don't really know what, I don't know Bobby's bone until he says it on the show on the air right then and there. And he doesn't know mine. So he's reacting in real time to it.

I'm reacting in real time. So if we do an act out, it's an impromptu spontaneous right now. And that's what I love about it. Can I be honest with you? I hope. When we first started the show. Oh no.

The first couple of weeks when they're doing it, I thought you were gonna fucking be a little lazy with your bones. Oh, I'm not though. You're not. No, yeah. You're not. But I thought, oh, you're one of those.

Don't call me what I hate when you do that. You're one of those. I'm not one of those. Yeah, you're a quick judge. No, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought you're one of those. You're one of those guys who, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you show up, all right, what's your bone, Paul?

Elevators. Buddy. Elevator. Do you gonna start coldly? At Ryan. Reflected soul. First of all. That's the work that the guy got.

Okay, but I thought... No, I thought you were gonna come up and I was gonna have to... Kai's a Soze, your bones. As I walked up from the lobby, it's all bones that you can see in the hallway coming down. You know, and then I look around the room and it's all your bones are like stuff in the studio.

Yeah, but can I say how your mind works? This is what you do. You'll go like this. You'll see me the first couple of weeks kind of go, oh shit, what bone should I? And then in your mind, you're going, he's lazy to, he doesn't even have his bones organized because you are more organized and prepared. But I, you know, like I, it's all here with me. I'm kidding.

I mean, I'm glad you know, like I, it's all here with me. I'm kidding. Oh, you're kidding. I mean, I'm glad you're fucking pulled that back. You're not, there's not all here with you. It's not, most of it comes from here. See, but see a lot of my bones come weak of. Does that happen to you? No. You have them.

You're not loaded? I'm writing bones down every time I see one. I have a note in my in my note thing in my iPhone and I go right in. Every time I see a note, I'm in. Yeah. And I'm writing it. Like, you know, as soon as, especially,

in different places I go, I get different bones. Yeah. Because different cities, different states. Yeah. People act differently. You know what I mean? And it's like, woof. I get, and I, I, I, I, I'll be driving.

I'll just be doing bones. Yeah. Yeah. I'm with Dawn. She'll do something fucking bone. It's helped my relationship. Because a lot of my bones will come, you know, from that. It's a bardic, too.

Yeah. If I see other parents with their kids, woof. No, it's actually like really like helpful to just be like, oh, because now you almost don't get mad. You go, oh, I got something for the show. And I think that with the fans, that's where they responded to because everybody is going around all day having like, oh, that bugs me.

And that's now we put a, we put a name to it. We gave it a, we gave it a name. We're probably helping relationships because some of them are sending something. Oh, we'll make, we're ending ending some some of our advice. Some of our is we we try to solve the bone. That's true, but there's probably some like angry lunatic who has an outlet now. Instead of taking it out on his wife. It's girlfriend. He's going to

go, I'm writing into the bone. Yeah, but then they comes to us and we're like, leave that bitch. We have told some people to leave relationships. We've told people listen, that person's negative get him out of your life. Lord, no. Lord, some are going to listen. What do you do? Let's see if the three autistic have any bones.

Danny, you got a bone? All right, Danny's got a bone. Let's see. What do you got, Danny? I don't like when someone tries to alpha you, but in a weird way for no reason, like a stranger. I'm clearly directed to Bobby. No Wrong way, what is that? I don't know for Danny. Danny. Do I offer you? No, he don't he really you know how do you feel now? I was your alpha. Sorry. I was trying to play a joke off the autistic thing. I'm sorry, but like I totally

I was trying to play a joke off the autistic thing. I'm sorry, but they took me a bully. No Hard but you know, no fucking back pedal Today I was on the subway. Yeah, oh, I love when they give the example because they give the bone a lot of times And then they go here's what I like it. Yeah, go ahead. I was on the subway coming here But first of all everybody fucking out for you. Yes, true Yes, but they don't you know, you don't have to be an asshole about it. You don't have to be so direct, you know, okay? Everyone's more alpha than me because I'm a pussy. Yep. But, you know, you could just let it be the case. You don't have to. Yeah, my son could alpha you. So I had my hand, I was holding onto the pole on the high up. And there was a guy standing next to me, lower. And then I go to scratch my head for four, two

seconds. I scratched my head. The guy who's lower takes my higher up Oh spot on the pole. Oh Shit, I was fucking pissed you can't take somebody spot on the pole on the subway. Yeah, dude That's not let me take this one because you don't take the subway because you think those people are bad people Well, no, no, I just took their animals who were poor Go no no i just think their animals who were poor uh... i'm kidding come get it it's not a laugh because it's true i told them today i go park down here you can take the six all the way from aster all the

because so i saw that as there i said he goes yet he's no you know he's this but this is the best part you listen and i'm like jump on the six take it off take it take it up to you can take it up to fifty first of 50 it then get right off It's right there. He goes. Yeah, that's not gonna happen No, but you can't oh my god. You can't oh man. You can't take somebody's pole spot

What shitty about that? I know it sucks about it. Yeah still warm from his greasy up 100 percent But but then but then but then the problem was I did move down to his spot and his spot was warm too. Oh, it is. Switch more spots. Oh, eight. Right at the worst spot. Sitting on somebody's seat right after they went poo. It's, yeah, it's, if you're on the plane

and fucking you move your hand for a second and they take the arm rest. Yeah, you know what, dude, you know what, shitty about that is like, if they just say, hey, this guy's not gonna, this guy's not gonna fight back or this guy just seems like a nice calm guy who doesn't want any confrontation, so I'm just gonna do it.

That's a shitty thing. That's a shitty person who like takes advantage of people in other things in life. That's a deeper thing. That's a him thing. You know what I would have done though? I hate it. You know what I would have done as an alpha?

Yeah, you'd be in jail. No. You would fuck it. You would have looked. No, as an alpha? Yeah, you'd be in jail. No. You would fucking, you would have loved. No. I would have put my hand right next to his touching. You know what I would have done? I would have liked this watching. Yeah, put your hand.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Here's my hand. I'm on the pole. Okay, yeah. And I've got like this. And then I go like this. You know what I mean? Funny put your hand there.

You just want like this. Yeah? I do it. He has a worm. Put your hand in the dark. I'm going to have hand there. I can just want like this. Yeah? I do it. He has a worm. What do you do? I feel like this. You go like this. No, put it back.

You go like this. That's all you got to do. How about you take that for? Yeah, that. You got to, you got to, what do you do? Here's what you do, because he's an alpha. You got to outqueer him back. That's your superhero power. That you're not afraid of intimacy and male contact.

That's true. I can't embrace. I embrace. I'm wasting on the way. Stop. He can't stare at anybody's eyes. For more than two seconds, he's got to look down his feet. I was I was pissed because I just let him do it.

Yeah. Thought about did you think about it for a while? I've been thinking about it ever since. Yeah. I would. I would. You know what that means about you? Can I tell you what? it for a while? I've been thinking about it ever since. Yeah. I would, I would, I would, but you know what that means about you? Can I tell you what? What?

Okay, this is what this means about you. What? Is that you're not, listen, I'm serious. You're not as much of a pussy as you think you are. And what's gonna happen is though, we just hope the rage, because you could snap. What could happen is you could fuck it, because after a while, do you remember

in me myself and Irene? No, I know something. Oh me myself and Irene with Jim Kerry Yeah, he just kept taking things and he kept taking things the guy you know the guy He split his paper and then all of a sudden doing his personality change because he turned it He had to split personalities and the new the new personality like a living new in John and Greece at the end Got a life what the fact that it's been eating at you dude Yeah, the fact that it's been eaten at you, dude? The fact that it's been eaten at you means you got,

there's something in there. Well, I also wish I wish I could say something, but it's just not worth it. Yeah, but you don't know who that person is. He could be confused. Can I say something? I wanna say something. The plane thing, you're out of line.

On the plane, every man for himself. What is it? When you're on the plane, he said on the plane, right? First of all, before you go down that route I mean this we let's get are we 10 minutes in the podcast so we can be monetized. Yeah before Burzy What ethnicity was he he looked like you a little shorter fatter order in Spanish So he looked like version 10 years

So we look like mea in 10 years. So we look like we were too vertebrae taking out. I don't know if that Puerto Rican. Listen. Yeah, see, you know what, dude, here's the thing. You're tall. He's short. That probably bugged him. He was fat. You're not.

He was like, look at this guy. This guy's not going to fight back and did it. But you know what, dude, it's all all good now. I wish I could just go if I could if I could say my piece and then he goes oh, I'm sorry What would you have said I go hey man? Say it I want you to hear you I want you to hear the sent your about to say and how silly it would be I know I would say it. It was I'd go Do with all the anger you want to do it at. I wouldn't be angry.

I wouldn't be angry. I would do it. You'd get nice. Go ahead, go. Him and you, that was my hand was just there. What the fuck did you just say? What do you mean it's a public handle? I mean, yeah, but what?

I moved my hand for two seconds and I moved my hand there. Can I help you, Danny? I want to help him. Yeah. What are you going to do? You're going to take him to Germany and I move my hand there. I help you Danny. I want to help him. Yeah, cuz this is what he should do You're gonna take a major meeting and have his brain you want to take it out? You go listen you Puerto Rican No, no, no, no, no, no, what the fuck? I'm joking. I know but the way you say it isn't joking I'm gonna send this kid down a path. I don't know how I'm going now. Listen all jokes aside. What he does my videos

I'm gonna send this kid down a path. I don't wanna go in that. Let's not an all listen. All jokes aside, what you say is, you could make a joke about it. You could go, dude, really? My hand was just there. Do your hands. No, that's good.

A fucking autistic Jewish looking kid joking around with Puerto Ricans. That's what New York's known for. That's not a viral video, wait, now. But you know what? You could do it. That if you if you make a joke about the hand warm going, Oh, yeah, I like it here more because now I have your hand warmth. No, you know, you know, that way. I agree. That's a funny thing to be like, dude, now I need your hand warmth or now I got your hand warmth. I'm telling you,

my technique is the tech. It's passive aggressive aggressive it's non-verbal and it will use your uncomfortable face and clammy hands not say anything put your hand he had clammy hands too it was like when you went to a toilet seat no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no a little pouring guy watch. Yeah. Yeah. Right. And then you move. And who won? Yeah, but that's the one of a bitchy move.

Who won? You know, maybe him. You can see you can debate him. You're not him. He's out of you. You got your hand back. You know what? You got your hand space back.

Still majority of the space. He got it back. That's still a little bit of a bitch move, I think. Dude. He's the bitch. No verbal thing is a bitch in this situation Look at him I'll get him to be verbal. I think Paul. Okay, okay, listen. He's a fucking Oscar Indian Jew. What are you? I don't know what is it you're trying to say oh by the way, Danny You know I was kidding don't ever why. I don't know what is it? You're trying to's the thing. If you're in the middle, you get both. If you're over to the right, you can have a piece of it, but you got to keep your hand

where it is. Once you do this, I can move over. I had one of these with a guy where we both, we did the elbow. The elbow. You were front or in back. I was in back, but then when he moved, you went in front. I haven't been in front. But back, yeah. But he, we played the game together

because he wasn't a dick. Right. We were just, we were just looking for space. But when you're on a different, you're on a, you listen, you're on a subway. Yeah. That pole, that's your lifeline. If that train stops, you die.

You need that, that shows. On a plane, when you, when I get in, that's why I board first, that's why I board first. That's why I get the, if I'm not in first, I'll get Delta Plus. I need on that plane, I need in that row first because I'm putting my bag down and I'm putting my feet onto my spot

and I'm putting my hands here. So when you sit down, I'm there. I'm frozen in that spot for at least 25, 30 minutes. I'm frozen. Right. for at least 25, 30 minutes. I'm frozen. Right. If I move one second, you are allowed to take over that space and I got a way for you to make a move. And all these uncomfortable things we're talking about

is why I'll never be with the disgusting public people on mass transit ever. Well, I agree with you. Yeah, but I, it's the, You wanna know why? We have lexases. Yeah, I got lexas, but I gotta take the train after this.

I almost got stabbed a month and a half ago, but I got to look just like you. Probably the guy that fucking took Gannys boss, 100%. Is he the same description? I actually like your second or third option, which is what I would do, was I would have, I would have, not what you have. Or would you?

No, you wouldn't have done that. I know this is you. This is you. What? This is that. I know this is you. I should have made a joke. This is you. What? This is you. What? This is you.

I'll take my hands off. Put your hands off. What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? I'm fucking dude. I think that's good. What I like about the joke, the warm hand joke, is you may not get the spot back,

but at least you're it. It, but he's gonna go. Right. Which he's gonna go feel better. Yes, I'll feel better about it. And I'm not thinking about it. I was going to go and like, yeah, because you're still thinking about. Yeah.

You know, you're going to snap on the next short Puerto Rican. Yeah. Can you see? And that can happen if you, you feel like he alphas you. But if you make the little dude, now I need your hand warmth, at least in your soul, you feel better. Yeah. But here's another thing You could have done one other thing you get on and I know I know what you're gonna say just let me finish You have a cell phone on you, right? Yeah, so you take the lower one you take his hand worth

But then you just then you you play a game on the phone where you're just like Yeah, I got a UFC fight coming up dude. I submitted the last three. You know something like that I thought I want you to stop for one dude. I submitted the last three. You know, something like that. I thought you were gonna go. How long are you to stop for one second? I want you to look at him. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

Look at me. Now look at his face. Tell me if that's gonna fly. I thought, tell me if the guys, you don't think the guys gonna go, fuck it, you have to get the fuck out of here. What, the special Olympic UFC? Oh, I thought you were gonna go go on the phone, go.

Yeah, this guy just took my hands up on the subway right next to him so we can know you. She would like this. I have AIDS. I thought that you didn't get it anymore. And it's you can get it and it's full blown. And you can contract it through hands wet. Yeah, that's.

Yo, Joe, do you have a bone? Yeah Joe Russell everybody give it up Joe Russell. What's up Joe? Hey, what's your bone? People that can't deal with like a never mind so you ask them a question and then the middle of your question you figure out the answer She really I never mind like no, what what did you want dude, but I here's a thing Because it's just it's just human curiosity man. It's really hard but here's the thing. Cause it's just human curiosity, man. It's really hard for, here's the thing. If somebody goes, hey dude, can you, do you know the, oh, you know what?

Never mind. I got it. I mean, just the normal instinct is gonna go. Yeah, this, this bone came right back at Joe. This is a boomerang bone. Right back at Joe's face. Because, yeah. You have to know, right?

If somebody goes, hey, I'll do it, hey, I'll do it right I'll do it You're I'll be this is what we this is what we do on bone of pick to I'll do it ready. Yeah, so you're I'm gonna be the nevermind I'm gonna say yeah, but I'm doing this usually when my wife I'm in the middle of something and I'm like working at something Okay, so you okay, you're working. You're working Bobby Bobby Dude can you tell me do you remember that I just need you cuz I know you yeah Okay, so you okay, you're working. You're working. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby,

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Mad on the main is interrupted my life who took seconds away from the infinite amount of time I have on this fuck that's No matter how trivial it is. I need to know. Yes, you just stop me from fucking doing whatever I need to know what it was that he said never mind you wouldn't be able to wait. I wouldn't be able to say mayonnaise I couldn't find the mayonnaise I mean fuck you Joe. I mean that's what you I mean who now who went to rock never mind Did you find it? Yeah, I found it all right? Well, don't you know what try harder to find it next time Joe I would actually go as far as to say the bones with you. Yeah, you're the bone. That's a boomerang bone, right?

You face. The bone to pick is the guy that says nevermind to the person. That's the, yeah, the bone is the person that starts and then stops. Yeah. So you were the bone in this situation. Yeah, you're the bone. That's a boomerang bone.

Yeah, I like that. I found out. What the fuck are you wearing? That's a boomerang bone. Max, you got a bone? Yeah,, I when you're like walking with someone and they're just looking at their phone and walking slowly And you have to like keep you have now slowed down yourself also. Oh Yeah, that's a big one. They're making your pace change because of their like in Uneawareness of shit. I know you know what you do when that happens

Just keep walking you bump them. No, it's your friend dude. Yeah, you do when that happens. Just keep walking. You bump them. No, it's your friend, dude. Yeah, you bump them. What if you keep walking? Oh, you with them? So if you're with them, Oh, yeah, you're with them. Me and you were walking, and we're in a mall.

Yeah. And I start looking at my phone, ignoring what's going on, and you wanna keep a pace to go to a store, but now I slow you down. What I do is you keep walking. Well, I keep walking, or I grab their phone because it's touch green,

I smoosh it up. Well, I mean, you can't just walk. I swear. What? Oh, I'm so excited. What do I go? So you're on the phone, right? You're on the phone, you're on a text,

reading a text, and I go like, I swish it up. And then it goes, you're with the fuck and you get angry. You get violently angry. I like ignoring them because now, because you're on their time time and you're on their pace I ignore them and I keep walking so then all of a sudden when they look up they get up they got to do that gay shuffle

They got it. Yeah, yeah, and then they go oh dude. So yeah, yeah, you should be sorry because I want to go to the food court Chick-fil-a's open. Yeah phones phone a lot of bones and phones a lot of phone bones a lot of phone bones man because lot of phone bones, man, because we're from another generation. We're from a generation of kids who didn't have phones. We're from a generation of pay phone bones. There used to be pay phone bones. Now there's not. Yeah, remember pay phones? Pay phone bone would probably be a guy who wipes his nose, picks it up.

That would be a pay phone bone, you know, yeah Somebody who's actually making like like has a roll of quarters. Oh, they're like doing business on the phone Oh, that was no hang on one second. They go king, chakin, chakin, stay in there long and like anyways, fuck you dude you guys know Payphones all right Yeah, but you never but are they said it like it was a fucking like they said like it was a VCR Not even that they said it was like you guys know the pyramids. Yeah, but you never but they said it like it was a fucking like they said like it was a VCR Not even that they said it was like guys know the pyramids. Yeah, I guess Yeah, I mean we didn't fucking live on him. You piece of shit Wait, when were you born Joe?

89 89 dude, so you like so DVDs came out like a couple years later, right? Yeah, it VHSs There was one pay phone in the parking lot of the McDonald's. So what was the, so with the video game for me, so you're like, you're like, what, 10, 15 years older than me? What? What? How old are you? What are you, at least a decade?

What, how what? Dude, say, no, no, how old? About 52. Okay. How old are you? What? I'm 38. So, now you're not.

No, I'm not. You're not. No, you're not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How old are you what up 38 so now you know I'm not you're not you're not you're not nobody's not no yeah How old are you I'm 44 you're fully dude you're fucking five years old I'm five years older than you five almost Closer to five than it is 10 six eight now seven Anyway listen, I'm both stupid. Yeah, so you both try to figure it out You're these three ought to make jokes because we don't have to end in mine because they knew it right away. They knew it before the question came out. No. Today's episode is brought to you by Ghostbed. A great night's sleep is important

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that Coleco was Coleco was the upgrade after that. Okay. So a tar I remember my brother had the Atari 5200 or something like that. What? So when you were it was it the first Nintendo? No, I super Nintendo. And then other friends had say, so it was you know, go to your friends. So your first game system'd super Nintendo and then other friends had say so is you know go to your friends so your first game system was super Nintendo

Yeah, yeah, how old are 34 max how what was yours? My mind was like Game Boy color Game Boy color holy shit. How old are you man 28? Oh god, so you didn't yeah, he's part of the phone generation So he looks at the first the regular grade Nintendo like it's I was an NAS guy. Wow. Okay. So you're younger. How old are you? Wow. Yeah. My god. I mean, they hold their bones are so young people. That's the great part too. There's bones that like we don't even get. Yeah, like people send in bones, it's like, all right, we gotta figure it out.

Yeah, dude, I remember microwaves, blue people's minds. Dude, I asked my grandpa, like, what was the greatest piece of technology? He goes, the radio. He goes, when I was a kid, I couldn't believe somebody's voice was coming out of a wooden box in my living room. Dude, families would sit around.

Yeah. Imagine that, the way families watch, like, the bachelor, or whatever, they used to sit around and just Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the shadow this week's episode. We find our silent It's like what the United States is embarking Germany this week. It's crazy. Yeah, these are love it Imagine that I mean I actually listened to radio up at my camp. I'll let a fire I'll get a bat and I'll sit out around at my camp. I'll let a fire, I'll get a bat, and I'll sit out around 8.30 when the sun's going down,

kids in the house, the wife's in the house cleaning up the dishes, I'll be outside, I'll light a bat, I have a little rock speaker. Can I say. And you're gonna fucking shit on it. You're not gonna shit on it. Go ahead. You know how to live. You know how to live. And I see that in your clips. When I see you, and by the way, you're a great father. I'm a great father.

No, you're a great father. I gotta say something. I gotta say something. I make mistakes. And what you all do. Yeah, but. All right, you don't have to go into it like a confession to a therapist. I know, we all make mistakes. And we all do. Yeah, but. All right, you don't have to go into it like a confession therapist.

I know we all make mistakes. I've, yeah, I mean, it's hard being a dad. Yes. It's hard being a good dad. Right. It really is because you know, I don't hit my kid. I, but I, you know, everyone wants to, I'll fucking yell.

Yeah, yeah. And when I yell, I mean, what's your yell? Rare. All right, but what is it? I want to feel it. Tell me, you don't want you to yell at me the way you yell at your kid. I don't yell really, man. You don't yell at anybody? And 20 something years, I probably screamed at my wife like twice.

I want to hear it. No, I just pick, what are you fucking nuts? Is that it? That's pretty much a physical crazy thing. Give me a one more time. So I did something. I'm having sex with a black guy. You walk in.

Okay, what did you say? Wait, what the fuck? Oh, what was the fight? Look at that hog. No. No. I would just be like, what the fuck, dude? No, fuck you.

You're fucking wrong, dude. Fuck that. That's, come on, give me something. That's it. You want to hear mine? I know yours. Do you want to see mine? I've seen mine.

What are you fucking asshole? You fucking asshole. Wow dude. Dude, that just made me like I'm gonna second guess doing bone with you now. I mean what the f**k real yelling my kid. I mean what is I'm gonna yell the max like that? What you were hurt young. Yeah dude. You don't want somebody to hurt you and now you later you project a lot, right?

That honest to God made me think of you differently I'm not gonna. I didn't know that was in there and I'm actually now when I drive home I'm gonna realize who I'm doing a podcast with I'm not it too much. I mean, yes I mean that was that was I want you to talk to somebody after this I am gonna therapy right? Thank God Thank God and God blessed that person. I mean, what was that? I never yelled at Max that, mad.

I've been like, Max, what are you doing? You want to laugh? Like that. I started this by saying you're a good father and know how to live. That's the funniest part of that. But I do watch your videos when you do. I want to say something just because it is hard.

It is hard to be like married, a husband, a father, and I'm so, like, yesterday, I called up Dawn and she, I just put all this firewood. And the guy was like, look, I can give you this wood, it's a little wet, but it'll dry out. You let it dry on the sun, and it's good, but it's a little cheaper. So I went, I shouldn't have.

I should have, they got me. When you buy wood, they'll be like, you want this? It's $60 or more, $100 more, but it's a little cheaper. So I went, I shouldn't have. I should have. They got me. When you buy wood, they'll be like, you want this? It's $60 more, $100 more, but it's like indoor wood, it's to burn indoors. It's better. It's nice. He's got me. He goes, I burned this, but I was like, okay, I get this. I'm jumping to money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. As I was having my wife and my head get out and eat it. I'm going, yeah. So I was like, I changed it. I got the dollars on the wood. And he dropped it off. I got way too much wood. But I got to let it dry out because it pops when you let

it pop, pop, and it shoots everywhere. Shoot and you fucking, it bugs me. I don't want pop and wood. I don't want wet wood. I hate wet wood. So I'm letting it dry out for a couple of days and I go, don't, I'm leaving. Please, if it starts to rain, cover the wood.

Please cover the wood. Okay, I'll get it out, please. So I call last night, it rained. Bob, did rain cover the wood please cover the okay. I'll get it Yeah, please so I call last night it rained Bob. Did you cover the wood what I said did you cover the no But she does it immediately no I didn't I didn't I didn't even think about it. I I didn't I was like dawn I I asked you to cover the wood I've been drying it out for three days, and I asked you to cover it, and Max goes, Dad, you can't talk like that. You got it, you can't get, you can't be like that one. So he's getting old enough. And I went, God damn it.

You went, I, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, because you can't I would I because anyway I would young recognize it. What can you do? I said I'm sorry. Yeah, I said don't I'm sorry I made a mistake daddy was a little frustrated, but it it's okay Things happen people make mistakes and that's all you got to do you know what I mean? I was like all right So I'm trying to let him I'm to, I'm trying to keep that thing open when somebody, that's big that you did that. Because it's hard. Can I, I'll tell you something,

I just had something happen where I learned this about people, people that don't say sorry, like I'm talking about people that never say sorry, the piece is a shit, because they're narcissistic and it's never them, and then sometimes they'll say sorry in a way where, I mean, I'm sorry, you fell that way, but that wasn't my, you know, that shit, that, and that's never them. And then sometimes they'll say, sorry in a way where, I mean, I'm sorry you fell that way, but that wasn't my, you know, that shit. And that's one of the number one things of a narcissist.

There's like the top five things they say, you know what one of them is. I'm sorry you felt that way, because what they're doing is they're making it, they're putting it on you, not their bullshit. But the other day, Stacey, you know, I felt like I needed, I was struggling. I felt like I needed to say sorry to Stacy.

Right. She came in and she just looked at me with disgust on my phone and I go, she goes, why ain't your phone again? I go, babe, the kids are in bed and you weren't in here. I can't when I'm by myself and the dog is sitting and I can't look and she just had this thing and she said something again and I just go, can I say, I can say something, go, right?

Yeah. I go, I go, just mind your fucking business. I mean, I think differently of you. And I mean, what the fuck? But dude, I'm just, you know, I just mind your fucking business. I kind of was like, did it like in a, I just go, what are you fucking? I know, it was, it was very bad.

Joe Pashy was a fucking. You know, I'm your fucking business. No, but at first I go, at first I go, all right, dude, like I'm sorry, like, no, I didn't call it, but I was like, all right, dude, I'm sorry. Like, no, I didn't call it, but I was like, all right. And I'm like, okay, you know, and then she said something else. And then that hit me. And then I go, you know, and I go, but I said, it's my, you fuck, like, I, I, I was like,

mine, you're fuck, I was, I was like, mine, you fuck, you know, and she just grabbed her, she closed her book and she walked away. Yeah. And now she's in the room. Oh, and listen, I'm, I'm, I've never really said, I've talked about me, any issues with my wife, but you know, it's you, it's YKWD. I'm gonna say it. Yeah.

So I felt bad. And I'm sitting there and I go, man, I shouldn't have said that, or I could have said, can you just mind your business when I'm wrong? You know, but, I know, I know, I know, I know. But, but,

It's worse. So then, but no, what? So then I thought about it. Could you please mind your fucking business? I'm sorry. Sorry, sweetie. Sweetie, sweetie. Can you, no.

Hey, honey, real quick. Can you mine your fucking business? So I, maybe I love you so much. I can't, I can't. Is there any way you can mine your fucking business? So, so I said I go, get off your phone, Cux. I'm not on the phone.

You looked at it. I made sure it didn't go off. Yeah, no, you're, what do you mean, make sure, what do we do, Cliff? It's on a table. There's gravity. It's safe. So I said, I'm going, man, I shouldn't have done that, man.

I should, I should really go inside and apologize. I don't know if she's in bed. So I walked in and she was sitting up in bed, kind of watching a movie, just, you know, and I walked. Did you go in and watch, you get off the fucking TV? No, no, I walked in and I said I said Stace I said and she looked at me and I go seriously Mind you fucking I just walked by and I just go hey, I go. I'm sorry. I cursed at you. I shouldn't have done it

Yeah, and she didn't say anything Yeah, I didn't say anything after I just walked in a bathroom did whatever But you know what it it made everything better. And when you could say sorry, but when your kids recognize it. And your kids hear it. And listen, I could tell you, beat yourself up about it. And I could tell when you're saying things

like I make mistakes. Dude, there are dads that make mistakes. And then there are dads that yell and go a little bit. My daughter one time cried in front of me and my cried in front of me and my wife goes, can you guys just stop fighting? That's a tough one. But you know what? And we tell her, we go, hey, mom and dad argue sometimes. That's what it is. A lot of kids are seeing a lot worse. But going back to what I was saying, when I see you, by the fire

and I see you teaching max something and you guys are hanging out and you're smoking a stick or you're listening to the radio and you're talking and you're teaching them something. Dude, the health of that and what that's going to do, you know, and I'll never yell like that again. But yeah, dude, you know how to live, dude. And you appreciate the woods. And one thing that me and you have in common is we want nothing to do with cities anymore.

I'm done. I mean, dude, I'm out. Yeah, New York City is tough it's tough for me now the smells I used to love love The city I used to love Hitting the street bopping around the people all the bullshit. I loved it now I Get it I understand the romance of it, but

nothing I understand the romance of it, but nothing. Dude, when I'm up in the Hampshire, and we pull into like a, when I go to the country store down the street, and you can walk around looking at knick knacks and bullshit. Oh, yeah. You get in the fucking sandwich, and then you go, and then you go outside. Oh, dude, you just walk into a live bait store,

not even by anything. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Dude, I love it up there, I love it up there. I love it up there. Look, I'm fine with the city, but I definitely, I'm definitely getting older because the things that make me happier now is very subtle, very quiet and... And let's talk about what it really is, and not to get political,

because I'm not political. I'm a registered independent, but here's the deal. Things have gotten so divided that both sides have gone so far their ways, that when something, especially in a major city, these far left politicians in these cities, that's really what it is,

because they're like lenient. Like, no, homeless should be treated like humans. Fine, they should be treated like humans, but you also can't let that, like, you also got to find a way to put them in, like, to help them with shelters. That's put them in cages. Well, no, oh, what is that? No, but like, find a way, like, remember when they,

they were like homeless shelters in New York, like 10 years ago, where they were like inside. Dude, I took my son to, I took my son to a nix game. And he's like 12 and he was like seeing shit like laying around there. People were laying around. He was like, Dad, is this different? Dude, this is different. This starting an encampment on 50th between 12th and 11th. There was one tent there a week ago. I went back to yesterday. There was five tents. Yeah. And then may, and, and homeless people, dude, they'll make a block like their home. And they'll, and they're made and homeless people do they'll make a block Like their home and they'll all they need is a couple fucking TV boxes Some trash bags and a shopping cart and they got a fucking three bedroom apartment

You know what I mean? I mean, it's no joke. I think goes up quick I got friends that are cops and they're being told like dude Stand down with things dude. Dude. we talked about this one of my bones yesterday with the cops. Oh, with the scooter cops. Yeah, yeah. No, almost, but it's like, they're deballing the police.

But they're also telling them forget like their equipment and what they drive in or ride in. They're being told like, hey dude, you know, you could get a citation if you say the wrong, if you do, like deballing. Like they're, it's, so now police officers, you could get a citation if you say the wrong, if you do, like he balling. Like there, there, it's, so now police officers are put in a situation where if they see somebody that they think is threatened on a subway, they gotta go with, what is it called?

Gloves? What kind of, what's the thing? Kid gloves. You know, you didn't know kid gloves. I, I, you know, listen. I mean, you're, it was a quick, I mean, he's a, he answered you like, listen, I mean you're it was a quick. I mean quick. He's he answered you like you're a kid He answered you a kid glove. He actually squinted in the boat and goes kid gloves Thank you Joe. Yeah, yeah, we got we got we got We got questions for you to say dude. This isn't this is going way too quick Yeah, let me ask you question though. Yeah. Because there is a little controversy

we got to get to before we go. Uh-huh. But I got my boy Danny here. Do you know Danny? Yeah. You know him? I mean, I've seen him here and I, you know, I don't know him, but I've seen him.

He probably doesn't realize it's me. Was there a guy? It wasn't. It wasn't me. Hang on, let's say. OK. Was there a guy? It wasn't. It wasn't me. Hang on, let's say. OK. Was there a guy that spread a rumor that you had a stroke? Oh my god.

It wasn't me, but you thought it was me. I thought it was him. You thought it was me. I get it. What is this? I get a text message from somebody going, hey, dude, are you all right? And I'm like sitting in my house watching TV. And I go yeah, and then Bill Burkalls.

And I don't answer and he goes dude, so he's freaking the fuck on. All of a sudden I start getting a phone call. And somebody goes, hey dude, so finally I answer the phone and Bill goes dude are you alright? And I go, yeah, dude why? And he panic, he goes, no I dude, people are saying you had a stroke, Vinnie Brandt called, said, I hope Virzy's okay. So I go, what the fuck? Dude, he got me so thin that I go did something,

I thought that maybe I had a stroke and didn't know. Listen, I thought. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I got they got me panic going dude are you all right no Vinnie branches called and said you you had a They heard you had a stroke so he reached out to me going. I hope your boy verse. He's okay And I go no he goes you're good because I and I go yeah, and then I go then with the panic happen I go am I and then I'm like this something happened when nobody taught like how bad would that be if you had a stroke because People thought you had a stroke and you literally had a stroke that That would suck. So apparently there's a comedian named Paul Veneer. Okay. He was supposed to do a show, right?

You know the story. Yeah. He was supposed to do a show at the stress factory. No, there was a fundraiser. There's a guy that's a regular at the stress factory. He's just a customer, but he puts together like a fundraiser thing. He booked Paul Veneer to do this show. He booked Paul Veneer. Okay.

Paul Veneer had a stroke, then canceled. Canceled might be the wrong word, but he couldn't make it. I can't feel the right side of my body. You're never working on my my-can. You're not gonna be able to make it. You're never working this club again. And then so then they booked me to replace him and then I canceled and then they called the manager at stress factory going hey We booked this guy Paul Veneer. He had a stroke. Then we put he canceled then he we put Danny He canceled and then somehow from them saying they were going hey, can you help me find someone else? And then my name being brought into that somehow the manager thought that I said that Paul Veneer had a stroke, but then the manager didn't know who Paul Veneer was, so he thought Paul Verzi and then that...

And I texted him. I texted you, right? You DMed me and the time we had never met him and I was a big fan. Yeah, I had a panic attack. Oh, yeah. I thought, hey, dude, listen, can you please stop spreading rumors? Like, will please stop saying that? And he goes, no, dude, I did it into misunderstanding and then he said, but we talked, right? Then he said, he goes, hey, man, I did it in some misunderstanding. And then he said, but we talked, right? Then he said, he goes, hey man, if you're willing to talk to me,

I'd love to talk to you to tell you what happened. And I called you, right? And I called him, and because at first I go, dude, you gotta stop, because someone's peed, oh, we're here in Paul Verzi, I stroke, and it just came from this kiddani. So I go, who the fuck is this kiddani? So then I texted him and he goes, no, dude,

please understand what it came from. And there's a reason of explanation. So I said, okay, so he's like, if please understand what it came from. There's a reason, there's a explanation. So I said, okay, so he's like, if you call, if we can talk. I find if he had a stroke because he thought he was ready for that. He had a stroke and then you had a stroke because you felt so bad. And everybody else had strokes. And then Burr had a stroke because he got nervous. Yeah, no, listen, if you had a stroke because of it, that would be best case scenario

because then I don't have to worry about people. But you were nice, I called you. I called, I said, he said, there's a reason for the explanation for this. Can we talk? I said, I'm calling you now. I called him. And I didn't know that he was doing it.

I didn't realize it. It was you here. And he just told me exactly what happened that it was Paul Veneer. And everything was good. But like Bonnie McFarlane and other people had heard because I guess like some people that were distress factory Yeah, so like rich voss's daughter was like oh Paul for it dude it got like I like I just said this needs to that's what I said I go you got to stop I went at him. I go you got to stop this now

I didn't tell anyone but so I think Vinnie I think I think I think I don't know man telling people that why why why he was told that I said it trying to fucking headphones up what Well, there's a gotta stroke dude. Dude burr was like calling then I didn't answer and he goes when you didn't answer I was like yeah, that was that was a wild What else all right we got I didn't know you wrote for the SPs. Yeah, I didn't know what was that. Seth Meyers hosted it, was it like 20, probably like 2012?

No shit, that's a long time ago. And I actually, for some weird reason, I remember people were submitting and friends and Bartonick and all these people were submitting. And I was able to write in his voice because of when he did weekend update Yeah, and I wrote this joke about Kim Kardashian dating Chris Humphries of the of the nets And I just made a joke about the nets not being a really pro team and he loved it and he did it. Oh, that's great. Yeah

Yeah, well we talked about that. want, I got some questions from fans. Okay. If you don't mind doing that before we wrap up. Of course not, dude. And of course, go to, we got Bonda Pick podcast. What's the, well, the version effect, uh, I do anything better, me and Bill basically, the anything better is coming up. We're going to be at MGM for, uh, whatever.

Football pick. Bonda Pick podcast. What's in, what's the email? Uh, Netflix too, special, no? Oh, no, we're going to get to that. Okay. What's in what's the email? Netflix too, special. No, I don't know. We're gonna get to that. Okay. What's the Bonda Pick? It's a bonda pick cast at gmail.com. They got all right. Go check it out on YouTube. Any way you get podcasts, me and Versus new. It's the it's the hottest new podcast out. It's I mean, it's just gonna

crush everybody. It's a too hard to do. No, I love it. I love it. It's it's it's and he's got a special. Yeah, I got a special nocturnal admissions, which is streaming right now on Netflix. And if you guys have peacock, I'm in the season finale of my Pete Davidson, my good friend, episode eight, where he goes to rehab. I'm in that. You could check that out too. And Pete's doing good right now. Yeah, Pete's doing really good. He's getting the pizza. He's doing good, man. Yeah, he's he's he's healthy. He's doing great. He's he's in a great place. So I'm happy for him. Good for him. Good for him. Yeah. Um, and he did he direct your special? He directed my special. Yep. That's great. Awesome. Yep. All right. Check it out. Are you ready for these questions? Yeah.

Fat's domino. Did Lewis ever learn your wife's name? What? Fat's Domino. Did Lewis ever learn your wife's name? That makes sense, deal. Lose, I would be Lewis Jay Gomez, right? Yeah, I mean, he came to my, I know he was, I know that he wanted my wife's sausage and peppers recipe because he took a bite of it. And they went nuts because he took leftovers. Yeah, and his sister or whatever loved it. When we see up. Oh, this is like three or four, three or four.

What? Fourth of July's ago. Oh, fourth of July. Yeah, this, are you a fourth of July party stupid? Oh, dude, yeah. And, and I think, I think next year we decided every, because it's very hard to have 85 people in the backyard. 85.

It's hard, dude. Yeah. And this year we kind of just did like North Salem and family, like neighbors and family. Sure. And with all the rainstorms, but I think next year we're just going everybody, all comics, everybody. You do that. But I blow up the sky like what I did this year was,

it was, I mean, I spent thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars on fireworks. It's, it made me nervous. Yeah. Because what you see is you down the bottom of your field, running over to some big box, lighting on a fire, and then running away as fast as you possibly could run, laughing your ass off, and then the sky lights up with what I can only say is city fireworks. Well, it's, we have five lighters now,

five people with torches, and we have pat palettes all over the backyard now. So it's a full on display. It's, it's like a mini-macy thing. It's a great. Cause you neighbor, cause you neighbor, you're almost at the place of fire. He's threatened my life the first year,

but then we figured it out. Didn't he have a gun? Well, he said he would have one next year. Ha ha ha ha ha. But you figured it out. Well, yeah, then now, now that fucker's got people on his family on his deck watch him, I show. Oh, so everybody's like, but we know we don't like each other. You still don't like each other.

We don't talk. Why? He's an old, yeah, he's just, and him and the guy that lived in the house before me. Yeah. The, the, the, the, the, who was who's gonna, who's gonna be dead first? Hate each other. Really? With dumb leaves on the, yeah, yeah.

You have the guy die first? leaves on the other guy die first No, the other guy moved I moved because of that guy. No, no, but like made of house and I ready. Yeah, Jay Who's better homie Billy ginger tits or Christine Evans beard here? What? The fuck is that mean I think he's calling you gay What the fuck is that mean? I think he's calling you gay. Who's better homie? Billy Ginger Tits. That's Christine Evans Beard here.

Oh, that's to me, right? Yeah. OK, Max. Yeah. You got to fucking say who these are two. These are supposed to be questions for Paul. I think this is for Paul. I think it's who's better.

I think he's saying who is he tighter with? You are Burr. Oh You're getting and he's insulting you in the middle of it. Yeah, so that's good. Thanks Max Nice for putting that question in my pocket. Who the fuck are you? You nerd nerd suck. You know what nerds are these with these young nerds all about they have no fucking code That's funny. Yeah, he made funny and mother's cut. I know, but it was funny.

So they're asking. It's not. Call me. You know what? Go fuck yourself. I want to answer. J, who's J? Is that J?

Let me find it if it's on. I'm just happy for this big J. It's big J. I got it. No, Bobby knows this. You Bobby left because Bobby goes, yeah, that podcast with this one and that one. And I didn't know who they were. And you left because Bobby goes, yeah, that podcast with this one and that one. And I didn't know who they were and you left and you go,

you go, version really doesn't know anything about what's going on with podcasts or other comedians. I have five friends. I am a very, like, there are five guys that I love and trust. And I talk to, they could come to my house on Christmas. Other than that, I could give a fuck. You know, I'm just a very, but it's not in a mean way. If I see the person, hey, what's up?

But I'm not, I'm just a very, it's very closed off, dude. Yeah, I know, I'm getting that way as I get older. Yeah, I'm shutting it down a little bit. I'm looking, I, you know, I kinda, there's a lot of young comics that are the motherfuckers now that I kind of, when they were coming up, I like taking comics onto my wing, I like helping them out, toughin' them up a little bit,

giving them some calluses, and then they kind of go off and do their thing. I've always kind of done that, like the AA ball club, you know what I mean? Bring them in, like, you know, so I have a lot of friends. I really do it. I have a lot of people I'm close to, but I have been tightening up the circle as you get older.

I'll do my circles. My circle has been tight for a long time. And I, because me and you like doing the same thing. And the guys that I look out for, because I don't look out for everybody. But when I see a young comic that was like me with a young family or like this kid, this kid that opens for me Tyler Horvath, he's from Chicago now, like he's moving to New York, he wants to have kids. So when I see that and I see the guys funny, I kind of, because a lot of, and the reason

why is because a lot of people looked at me like, whoa, what are you doing with the fan? Because I did it first. You know, I did it. I was one of the first guys where like, you know, me and my wife have been dating since I'm 23, 24. And I was coming down to the city doing spots, but then had little babies and people were just like, nobody could relate to it.

And I would have passive aggressive comics say things like, hey, I was a family. Like, and I know you don't give a fuck. Right. You know, they'd be outside, say, hey, how's the family? Yeah. You know, hey, how many kids you got in one female comic? I think I ever told, do I ever tell you this one female comic

goes, what do you have now? Like six kids? No, it's two, it's always two. You have none, because you're fucking miserable. Don't do that. To me now. You know, what do you have six kids now? Oh, you mean my family is flourishing

and you live in a studio apartment? You try to get past the stellar? You fucking cunt. I'm sorry. I don't know what's this to happen. I mean, I screamed a little bit. You just fucking lost your mind. Yeah, so I look out for, I keep it small. So you basically saying her womb's dead. She's gonna die alone.

An ugly, chubby fucking twat in a studio apartment with an only fans. But I'm saying is I keep it tight. I hear it, right? Yep. Sloppy Joseph. What do you think about putting raisins and meatballs? It can't happen. It did. It can't happen. It did.

It, it, it, it, it's one of the fans of, of, of my show. I mean, one of the great fans, one of the top ladybugs, one of the queen lady, but one of the queen, Melissa. Hey, Melissa, she puts raisins in her meatballs. Listen, God bless her, and I hope she's well and healthy. It's a fucking felony. It's a, it's a, it's a, three things going to meatball, and it's the three meats, okay?

It's the fields, the fields, but you put the, you know, the sauce, whatever seasoning you do not put fruit. You don't put fruit near end. I've tried fruit. No't put fruit near any dried fruit No, and stop with this watermelon fruit salads. What's that people put watermelon and salads? Look here you go It's a it's a fucking They gave she gave me a fucking this is the winter time. She showed up at my show in the car

This is the winter time. She showed up at my show in the car. There she is. She gave me. She gave me fucking the meatballs. Raising meatballs. I've been talking about this for three years. You got that to girl? Here at the office. It's dark. Yeah. I mean, there it is right there. She gave me that. Raises it. Yeah, do wait. You'll see them in a second. I believe. Right, Danny?

Yes. Yeah, I mean, I wish you fast forwarded to that. You're not fast right there. I mean, he's literally put torturing us with all this fun. Raisin meatballs. Raisin meatballs. I'll tell you, I'll tell you something. Go get mad at him.

He was good. They weren't bad. But were they red sauce? It was a red sauce. I know, you could. But the meatballs were in the, the raisins were in the meatball. Listen, you know the way people do Swedish meatballs?

Yeah. Well, sometimes it's a brown sauce Yeah, if you want to get creative and try shit, but if it's red sauce, I mean that's I'm Mike fry What's your top three restaurant bars in Salem area? There is a place in Brewster, which is about 10 15 minutes away called rochie Rochie is one of the best Italian restaurants. I've ever been to it is Manhattan, New York City quality Yeah, it is incredible people travel from the city to get there. That's amazing She's one of the best Italian restaurants I've ever been to. It is Manhattan, New York City quality. It is incredible.

People travel from the city to get there. That's amazing. That's a great one. Another one up there with one. Yeah. Two, give me another one. One, 21. The restaurant is one, 21.

It's on Route 121. It's a really good restaurant. Two, it's up there. That's two. Now, three's tricky. Right. Because there was a place called Bernard's, which there, that's two. Now, three's tricky. Why? Because it was a place called Bernard's, which was the shit, but it's gone now.

Right. Because they changed it, they're doing some. There's a new French restaurant, French though. And I mean, real French. Yeah, yeah. I mean, fucking, you know, like they got Spanish, you know, French eggs, they got like Spanish anchovies wrapped around butter on a piece of bread, dude.

It poses, really? No, it dude. It was just really dude. Okay. And it took long to open because I had to go to France to get the chefs that knew what the fuck they were doing and bring them here. And that's a big one. I forgot the name. It just opened. It just opened.

But we went in. We went in. It's like something with a B. I'll tell you that one. I'll tell you that one. No, no, I'll tell you that one when I get it. I'll send it. What does, you know, send it with a, all right, insert this when he sends it. Yeah, yeah, never.

Uh, you're never gonna send it. No, no, I'm not. Just look a French restaurant in northern Westchester. All right, we got this one ready. This is another one. Yeah. Big, big Ben Cawk 69. Who is your favorite WNBA team?

I mean, I would rather watch professional darts. If there was a professional dart tournament, I always will have to say New York, right? So whatever the New York Liberty, yeah, but I haven't seen one second of it. Really? Yeah, I just can't. Now, now, if my daughter, Sophia said, Dad, I played basketball, can we go to the garden and see the New York Liberty? Of course, I would take you become a fan. I would, I wouldn't be a fan, but I would, I would watch it and I would, that's who we would root for in New York, but I can't watch.

Why, you know, dude, I said it in my special, I'm a Netflix special. I can't watch the WNBA when I just watched an NBA player dunk from the foul line. It was dick down someone's throat. I'm sorry, I can't watch a little this shit. When I can't watch this shit, when a guy's dunkin' and shooting that they don't dunk, I mean, like two do. Yeah, the one chick that's like a freaking nature was like 611 who just can't, yeah, she can, you know, her pituitary gland is leaking into a fucking body. Yeah, yeah, there's there's

two WNBA players that could like, you know, if they had a dunk contest, they'd have to lower the fuck. I don't write down the net before they show you don't like it. Yeah, so, but that's why I would root for the always New York. Did you see I was watching women's soccer? USA versus Vietnam.s.a. versus uh... vietnam no i swear

do it i'm telling you right now i'm pretty sure vietnam just put all dudes in the pocket uh... right now brother uh... they look i mean i'm telling you right now there's two chicks on that team the rest of them are the people my father fought for this country and we can't say we can't say shit we can't say anything I'm telling you right dude. It's pretty nuts dude I'm like these are dudes. I listen man. I have to go to therapy. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.

I mean, dude, that's that's seven dudes and two chicks. I mean, dude, look at the guy at the back. Look at number seven, dude. I saw that guy at a fall restaurant last week. That guy at a far restaurant last week. 18. 18. I'm telling you 18 gave me a foot rub on a cruise. Oh, dude. Oh, I know.

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Yeah, it doesn't matter what it says. It's my three cameras. Okay, but it's my four. I'll be there be a four. But it's my one is facing you. Yeah, is it't matter what it says. Oh, that's my three cameras. Okay, but it's my four. But it's my one is it facing you? Yeah, is it facing me? No, so who's is it? But it says four, but I know it's my one.

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I love you too. I can't wait to. I'm so glad we finally got this off the ground and we're doing it. So dude, I say this. I say this wholeheartedly. Bobby Kelly. And I know you and I love saying it because I love the discomfort you have in your face. One of the funniest dude, dude, like I love going to work and doing it. Right. It's the best. Yeah, just don't be one favorite. Just please never yell at me like that. I will never be like that. Because that was, I mean, I don't know you. Ha! I will see you guys next week on You Know What, Dude!

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