Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Pizza Party

Episode Date: July 22, 2013

YKWD has a pizza party with Joe List, Yannis Pappas, Luis J Gomez, Kelly Fastuca and Irene Bremis.  RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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All right, here we go. The intro to the Pizza Party Podcast. That's right, it's a Pizza Party Podcast. We have Louis J Gomez. We have Kelly Fistoka. We have Janis Papas-Jo List. Rotem, the intern is Hya. We have Irene. What's your last name?

Irene Brimis. Irene Brimis. Irene Brimis, whose boyfriend owns the Fiori's pizza place, that's the pizza body podcast. If you guys want great pizza and you're down the village to 165 Bleaker Street, New York, New York, 1-0, 12 between Thompson and Sullivan, Greenwich Village, Fiori's Pizza, holy shit. Next to the village, Atlanta. Yeah, this is really good pizza, man. They ain't fucking joking around. The other ones who donated the pizza today, Irene's boyfriend owns the place.

I love pizza, I love Joe's, I love John's, I love Ben's. And now I'm a big fan of fioris. Pizza party podcast today. We got some very special announcements that happen. We got surprise shit that went down. This is a party, it's about pizza, it's about podcasting, it's about friends. We have great news.

I got great news that happened on the show. This was a blast. I had a lot of fun. I'm glad everybody showed up. It's hot as fuck on this one. And there you go. Enjoy this show. Let us know what you think, of course, always.

What? You dropped something? As long as it's not a fucking pot and pans, it's a plastic bottle of water. You're not ruining the act that you actually did after that whole thing, fuck me up more than you dropping the plastic bottle of water. Anyways. So we have, this was fun, but let us know. YKWD at riotcast.com

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I'll see you guys later, thank you for listening. Y-K-W-Doo! Hey gang, this is Colin Quinn. This is Jim Norton. This is Dennis Leary. This is Opie from a lot of things. This is Bert Kreiser. Staying cooking, you are listening to Robert Kelly's. You know what, dude? You know what, dude?

I know what, dude! If you bippy-bippy-by-a, if you bippy-bippy-boo, dippy- be boo dippy dippy dhya you have a dab of do Here we go, all right, you know what fuck it here. We go we're hitting it Well live fuck it. I'm not waiting for people fuck it put your headphones on if it's too loud Turn it down if if it's too soft turn your headphones up follow your headphone cord and there you go We alive with the you know what did podcast Today's date if you need it, it is July 16th, the Tuesday. Rotem was going downstairs. Today I am very excited to announce it is a fucking pizza

potty podcast. That's right. It's a mid-summer pizza potty podcast. I got Joe list aka the truth. I know you know my god hang on one second that we're recording now we're fucking recording and We have Let me hear you test Joe for breakfast. I had a fruit smoothie. I had peaches in it in an apple and Some spinach. I just lost myself. You you turn me off? Turn your headphones up buddy. All right. Follow that cord. Turn it up.

I hear you real well. I don't hear me at all. Here you go. Are you back? No, not in my cans. Are you really? No. How's that? No, I can hear myself. There you go.

When everyone knows, I love to hear myself. I know you do. We have Kelly Fistuka. Hey, mate. What's up? Hey, what's going on? What? Oh God. I the opposite like hearing her. Welcome back. Welcome back Joe. Yeah, it's been a while. Geez. My feelings are hurt. And we have a very special guest, comedian, what else do you do talking to eat the mic I am a personal trainer your personal trainer and no shit look at that bud your body's pretty hot

and that's it that's it it's just a little around very just that's it I think that's it and she is the fucking the the responsible one for the pizza party podcast. She, well, no you. Okay. Kathy, yes, she made a connection, but you are familiar with the owner of the pizza place. That's right. The man is my husband, that's correct. The man is your husband. I would like to keep a casual, like you mentioned it, it's just better, like, and we want to fuck him again, seriously. The pizza place's name is Fioris.

That's right. Put that mic right into you. I'm going to do it. Oh, God. I want you to eat it. There you go. You can hear yourself, right? Yep.

And it's Fioris, which is a badass Italian name, by the way. It is a badass. You know what? And Robert, first of all, I really want to thank you for having me on the show, your doll, first of all. I'm glad you're on. Yes, thank you so much for having me. And secondly, it's actually named after a firefighter who died in 9-11 Michael Fiore he named it to pay homage to his friend

Well, if the pizza if the pizza is good enough, you don't need to do that. Right. That's true. You don't need to have that Fuck it. I mean No, I'm kidding. That's that's beautiful. That's beautiful that you did that That's beautiful So it was a friend of his or a brother or it was a really good friend friend of his and you know He's an Irishman like you and he started really working on speech. Oh no shit often ridiculed by his asshole Italian friend and Then he started really working on the recipe. He started

importing his yeast from Eastia. I had a girl that imported her yeast in her vagina. He's the best way to do it. He had my vagina working that way. I used to come up from eating her out of her, I had Greek yogurt. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh open. I'm around, I stop at Domino's, fuck it, I get a pizza, one of their new ones, it's called New York style. I get this pizza, I throw up as soon as I get home. And I don't fucking throw up food. You know what I'm saying? I can look at you. And I, I throw up Rotem Shirt to fuck up, alright. Rotem shirt to fuck up, all right? Rotem list.

Nice ring to it. My last name is list. And so, and then the other night it was Saturday night, I got a big pizza of Fishy and Otto. I wish they had that magazine, instead of a pizza of Fishy and Otto. I'd be on it every month. Right on. I got a nice grandma slice at Ben's oh yeah for you guys I don't know a fucking grandma pizza is it's it's not a Sicilian. It's not a it's not a good grandma

I would have brought over grandma for you fuck you fuck me really? Yeah, don't say that No, no, say hang on. Let's all fuck somebody fuck me Okay, no really to say that in this room because there's about a savage. Yeah, you don't know who's coming. Louis J. Gomez, he's a real ass dude. You know him? Okay, good. He's fucking coming.

Oh fuck everybody. Look at what it is. His nickname is real ass dude, but I just realized that my joke doesn't make sense. Sorry. At least you don't have to put us through it. But anyways, back to you that's being serious. Let's all fuck. I like the ratio here. We have more girls than guys.

I can't fuck. I just had a baby. What congratulations. Thank you very much. That's what my baby does. You had a baby? I did. You fucking asshole.

Yeah, I've been calling you trying to come see it. I got gigs for you. You don't return my phone call. How's this? You just come by the fucking house. That, I've been calling you trying to come see it. I got gigs for you. You don't return my phone call. How's this? You just come by the fucking house. That's the kind of combo I should have. Yeah, you can knock and I would let you in. It's great.

Kelly has to call and make a reservation. But you can just stop by Joe. All right. How's that? I'll come by. It sounds great. I want to lick that baby's head. Whoa.

I'm licking it up. It's shaking my baby's head. But you got this pizza place. And I love Joe's. Not down here. Licking it up and not shaking my baby's head, but you got this pizza place and I love Joe's not down here is number one me and Colin go to Joe's occasion on a Saturday Friday sat at night We'll slip out of the cellar and avoid the hummus and we'll go get a couple slices of Joe's sit off front I don't know if there's fucking anything better on earth and we used to go to Johns Over on bleakie me key through omens and Colin would go there a pie each I don't know if there's fucking anything better on earth and we used to go to Johns over on Blika Me key through omensin and column would go there a pie each

Between sets of the comedy seller. I see it's so I used to have this joke about Eating pizza with somebody when you're a fat fuck and because Colin actually would eat Everything but the crust but leave a pile of the crust in front of them and eat that at the end, which is fucking illegal. Yeah. If you're sharing a pizza, you got to eat the crust. I'm eating my crust. That puts me behind a slice. You get to go for the next slice.

That's bullshit. He's ahead of you. Yeah, I'm, I wind up with the fucking dirty bubble. I'm for it. You know what I mean? Well, the main thing is that this doesn't have much of a crust. So if he were here right now, he'd be shit out of luck. Really? You know, I like that. I doesn't have much of a crust. So if you were here right now, he'd be shit out of luck. He'd be playing.

You know, I like that. I hate the crust. I love crust. My dad used to be like, it's the best part of the pizza. It's a good part of the pizza. And to me, the pizza is crust, sauce, and cheese. So how could one of the three things be the best part of the thing that can be in the fridge?

Can I tell you why? The crust on the end is almost, it's almost a break from the sauce and the cheese. Oh, I hate break. And it's good to actually sop up the oil from the pizza. Right. You know what I mean? And it kind of goes back into it and then you can take that and mush it around the

box. Is that the pizza? It feels like you're eating a dog bone. Can we go and let whoever's coming in? I'll tell you, this is actually very traditional thin-crusted pizza. Okay. So it's very, very thin. There's a little of a handle, unless you get the grandma's life.

Hey, Lou. The flavor. Hey, Lou. Hey, Lou. How are you honey? Oh shit. Lou is Jay Gomez. I think there's some history between these two.

Yeah, I love this man. Oh, wow. We're live right now. Yeah. So sit where you sit. Sit sit. We're having the pizza, so. You have what?

It's finished at text. It's finished at text. Go God, but finish it now. Yeah, finish it now. Well, hurry up. The fuck, you can't. Who is it to? Who's it to? Oh, really, you have that important.

I like that shirt on you. Thanks, buddy. Yeah. I used to be my favorite shirt when I fit in it. Ah, it's great, dude. I fuck it. Everyone reads and I see that I see their mouths wording the words, call my agent. Yeah. Lewis thinks I fit in it. Ah, it's great dude, I fuck it. Do everyone, everyone reads and I see that, I see their mouths wording the words,

call my agent. Yeah. Louis thinks I'm dumb neighborhoods. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha on the fucking game. That's what you do, Kale. He knows to be here 15 minutes early. No, he doesn't know. You gotta find out. What if he's late? He ran into trouble. And you can't, you gotta text these people. Be on them. Yeah. What do you just show up now? You just show up and that's it.

If I tell someone 445 and it's 5 o'clock, they're not here. Yeah. I'd be responsible for the talking now. No, but you can be responsible for me knowing why they're fucking late. It's the honest, he's an asshole. My guy's downstairs waiting.

What we put him here, we tell tell me can't have any pizza. Is he your guy? He's just a guy, he's your fan, but I love it, he's nice, and I try to help him out. Bring him the, let me just back story this. First of all, today we have a pizza party podcast. Okay, are you excited? I'm very excited.

You can't have any today. Yeah, you can't have any pizza. Oh, you've got cheese in the meat. Yeah, you can't have any pizza. Oh, you've to choose in the No, no, you're not ruining fucking pizza, dude That's it. What are you do you have? I care because I love pizza and I'm not letting you carb the fucking pizza up You do you eat the pizza? You don't eat the fucking pizza. That's the way pizza's eat Yeah, but I'm not no you have carbs right now. Yeah, but you're not allowed to have pizza That's ridiculous. It has very few carbs and you look fantastic. Are you do look good?

Pizza I had to order four pies because it's thin crust it's a crust. Yes, I get up a slice Maybe cut it in half and I'll have the other half This is what's funny is that you break so easy. She told you you look good. You're like I'm in oh you fat fuck You break so easy. She told you you look good. You're like I'm in. Oh, you fat fuck She is hot. Where we chew it up and spit it in your mouth doesn't that help you keep wait? All right, we'll let this guy in here's it there. We got the pizza party party pizza party podcast because Irene and we also have a fan You know what You're what dude, super fan, Gregory Norris, that's probably him, he probably is not a GitHub here either. He's a great guy.

Yeah, how did you meet him? I met him, he came to the show in Baltimore, I was with DiPolo at Macgoobies, and he knocked on the green room door and came back. That's creepy. That's creepy right off the fucking. Send me a picture and I signed it, he loves you, he thinks you're great for some reason. This is. That's creepy right off the fucking picture and I signed it. He loves you. He thinks you're great for some reason.

This is going to be a nightmare. No, it's going to be great. He doesn't get it. There's Janice right there. Janice poppies everybody. Janice, that's kind of the girl. That's kind of the girl. Where you see this.

Janice. This is Janice. You know Joe, you know, you know, Lewis. I haven't seen Janice since the Zimmerman verdict celebration that we're at together This is Irene Yannis today. It's got us got us. We were joined as a Yannis is a master bassian YouTube video with my Greek family because I'm Greek. Oh, absolutely. What's a Malakas? Look, that's Greg. What's up, man? How you doing buddy? What's going on? Greg look like more of a dangerous Latino than I look Yeah, he looks like fucking deniro in the he looks like deniro in the fan

This is great What's this this is this is fantastic now you a Joe's fan or my fan? Because if you Joe'san get the fuck out i don't allow josephans up here i only allow bob kelly fans you a bob kelly fan? huge bob kelly what now what's

why you trust why you just like a fucking you go to the all-star game and apparently you're a fan of the orals you owe me as a question your real fan we got yannis pop is yannis we have an pizza party today. Nice. She Irene has her husband unfortunately. Yeah. The

husband parts. How great would it be if she was single and willing? I've always had a kind of weird attraction towards Irene like inside. I've never said anything. I mean weird attraction. I'm always need a plan B fucker. I know that you got married recently, too Well, we're not married, but I mean put a recon married. That's even more married than being married fucker having a baby What do you mean you have a weird attraction? She's Backhanded compliment Because I drop off my with my own blood I cover rest and I drop off my it's weird I don't want to go into details, but yeah, it's pretty weird. I don't know. I just put up a little divider between the two

You get a book. Yeah, I'm trying to be uncomfortable. Well, here it is She was Greek and he didn't want he doesn't know anything to do with his own people You're listening. We were at a Greek barbecue yesterday. My cousin goes, oh, you got to see this guy's Greek He does YouTube videos. You got to see me talks about Bros. Nakani some bit Malaka the word Malaka how you wankin We watched you with my whole family, it was really nice. We're at stake, and yeah, I did wankin' and what my laka means was really funny, I actually agree.

I think those videos are a big part of a lot of Greek family games. They love you. They do, they are, yeah. At my... Love and hate, I got a lot of death threats today. Why? What'd you get death threats for us?

I saw that on Facebook. Beside your face, because he is also, because he is also a tree of honor. Beside your fucking fucking your tweets. That's that. Yeah, I posted something in Pano's voice and the Greeks just went apes shit. What was it?

They, you know, the Greek like a Pano's, they have a love hate relationship with them anyway. A lot of people, do you talk about your characters as in like they're real? Like, do we have to do that too? Seems like a puppet. Do we? Can we just be consciously? Can we just know that you do that too? Seems to be. Like a puppet. Do we, oh can we just be?

I'm just be unconsciously. Can we just know that you are that guy? I am that guy. I think the guy who plays Marisa is a heck. I love Marisa. Oh no, I like her but the guy. Yeah, she's great. You'd fuck Marisa.

I'd fuck the girl Marisa. Oh you would. You'd fuck him. You'd fuck it a handy for me, honest. It fucks me. I'd fuck me You'd forget a handy for me on a Fuck me. I've played basketball with you on us. I know you can handle balls. Oh Really, where is it? I got it. I got it. It's the worst joke in the history of the

There we go. There we go. That's like an uncle joke. Is that your husband? Dario we don't have to say that mean Mike fecchi own everybody I read the mushroom give me the mushroom. Oh my god. These are big pies. I'll give you the mushroom Bad jokes all day All right, hey, Joe. Sorry. I listen. We need to get another chair from somewhere Mario how you you doing Mario? No microphone welcome Mario to the country welcome Not to the podcast. We'll see you later Mario. Oh Classic class act

Kelly I thought he was a guest As his podcast needs more guests at the same time. All right, let's get these chairs going. Dario coming in. All right. People are going to hate this. This one. We're going to eat. Let the steam out.

These are specific instructions. Hi, Dave. Let the steam out of the mushroom. Yeah, you know why? Because I don't know. Get the mushroom. Yeah, get the mushroom. Where's the mushroom?

Put the mushroom over here. I was letting the steam out of my mushroom. I'm very excited. First of all, I'm gonna be honest with you I don't like a thin crust, but this is a this is a big put that right here Try the flavor. Try the flavors. It's very good. It's excellent. Wait your husband owns this place Yeah, does your husband own a nightclub over here too? Well, that's going out of business, but yes Where is this pizza place? here too. Well, those going out of business, but yes, where is this piece of place? It's on the smells like a fucking hookers vagina. That's where you know it's a good mushroom pizza.

I remember talking to my hey Irene, you got we're on a fucking pot. We're not on a bus. Talking to the microphone. Yeah, pull it towards you. Look at Irene's tricep definition. Listen, you can take the mic out too if you want. Bobby, Bobby, look at her fucking arms, bro. I can handle myself. Are you kidding me? She's not eating this pizza. No, are you doing this pizza? Come on, Irene. I eat this pizza. Louis. How often are you in this pizza? I'm eating it every day. Yeah. All right. Here we go. Ready. Here's a taste test right now. Oh, I hope you burn you taste test right now. Oh I hope you burn you. It's a little hot. Yeah that happened. You know somebody really likes food when they just can't even help themselves. I'm gonna tell you right now.

I'm not a big fan of thin crust. Yeah. But the reason why this visually is good for me it's a huge pie. Usually thin crust. Very small. Remember we got the thin crust here once? Yeah. Fucking suck. You almost punched the inner face. So mad. Oh I wish you'd. This pizza, the thing crushed here once? Yeah. Fucking suck. You almost punched Kelly in her face. I was so mad. Oh, I wish you'd. This pizza, the sauce is sweet. The cheese is fucking salty and unbelievably juicy. They use real mushrooms, not fucking canned mushrooms. That's right.

Nobody's ever described cheese as juicy before that. It is fucking juicy. That's true. A juicy wedge of cheese. Let's grab what's, ask Kelly, will you ask everybody what kind they want? What kind's out there?

What are the options you have? Pepperoni, sausage and pepperoni, plain and mushroom. Can I make sure juicy cheese? Yeah. I'll do it. I'll do a plain Jane. I want, I'll saw it in the proper oil.

Should we have done the pizza party before the podcast? No, ma'am. We got a fucking, we got, we got a lot on the fucking agenda. We got, we fucking, we got, we got, we got a lot on the fucking agenda. We got, Zimmerman, we got, we got a big surprise going on. I got an announcement to make. We're actually having Zimmerman coming in.

Zimmerman forgets today. We do. That would be amazing. We do, we have Zimmerman coming in. That would be fucking awesome. Yeah, extra special. Yes, we got Treyvon Martin. He's not even dead.

We should also come in. Oh, Lewis, Lewis, Lewis, that is hurtful. I got the Aureus is here. I got Don Zimmerman, the fucking man. The assistant manager of the Yangies. Don Zimmer, if your name is Zimmerman, you've done something with your life. Robert Zimmerman. Let's make sure either all of us are talking at once or it's just chewing.

Yeah. Let's make this the most annoying podcast ever. I have to start over. Alright, so everyone but Kellyanne, you honest leave. I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's what I think that's Shut up, you fucking Brooklyn. Rotem walks my baby, by the way. Rotem baby said it way better than Kelly. How old is your baby, Lewis? He's gonna be seven months on the 29th. Oh man. Is that the three options? Robert, Robert, is he just how old is your baby?

Newborn? Oh, fuck. A month and two weeks. I got it. Just a mushroom. I just ate something, so I'm just going to have a few bites. Oh shit, what's going on? What are you doing? You're fucking gorilla

Grabbing a coke zero Bobby. No, no, no, no, I love everybody's impression of Lewis. It's always Just a lot of grunting. Yes, I like playing slides. Thank you so much Kelly. Well, did you name again? Thank you? Spidey Greg what size do you want buddy? No, no, no, please have a slice with why really? $150 at the baseball game on food you get a base What no, not that good choice. It's good choice I'm good and then I want your opinion on whether you like that. I'm fucking kidding Now the sausage in the pepperoni is the same right? The sausage and this is the thing It's not a chunky sausage. It's like an actual sausage. They slice up like a pepperoni

This is so good Not the podcast Whatever size you want papa how many people you think they're not gonna turn the podcast oh they can just fast forward it. Yeah, many fat people listening this fucking with a hard on right now I guarantee everybody's one from what I can see No I got pizza cut make throw Irene's no made on the mushroom. I think we should I think we should have the tray Von Martin discussion while we're all eating pizza I think that would be the widest way to do it. All right, let's do it. All right. Yeah, it's what you think about the verdict I think they were right on the money

He as he as Janus because he knew that you honest would just go off for 30 minutes and we can just eat and peace Nice on the Do you agree with that? Oh, you do not. Horse shit verdict. You're kidding me. No. That's why you're wrong. Horse shit, laws and system and country. Agreed. The right verdict. Both. Both horse shit laws. No, no.

I say horse shit black people. Numbkin. That was Lewis Jay Gomez. Yes, that is insincereere just kidding of all times. I mean his story was so all over the place and so unbelievable. At least, Miss Laura, I would have done second we murder. I didn't like the jury selection. How many black from under jury?

Zero. One woman. No, that's not true. Zero blacks. One half is spanic woman. No one black woman. I don't think that's true. I think it's one is spanic woman and five black women. I'm almost positive. Look it up. No, one black woman. There's a big thing. Believe me. How does that happen? What? On a case like this, how does that happen with the jury? As you can tell from all the whole high-profile cases where justice hasn't been carried out, I mean the list just keeps getting longer and longer. Casey Anthony, I mean, oh, Jason Simpson, it's crazy. Can we pursue a custody of my economy?

What you see is what really runs America, which is money. Money. Defense attorneys are just so much better than state appointed prosecutors, and that's the real problem. That fucking first prosecutor and his summation was just brutal to watch. Keprefer and the Trevon Martin as a man and then correcting himself. I mean boy, ma'am. They didn't focus on the actual fight at all which is where the verdict you know was gonna come down to. It was all about you know did he get out of the car?

Did he not get out? Did he want to be a cop? All this irrelevant bullshit in the summation. Little side note, I apologize. It says black or Hispanic woman, she was Hispanic. This is black or Hispanic, she's Hispanic. And you would know. I blame that, I've been following this.

And I actually, I don't necessarily completely disagree with the verdict. I don't. Dude, when you really lay out all the facts of what happened there, you have, I wouldn't necessarily completely disagree with the verdict. I don't. Dude, when you really lay out all the facts of what happened there, you have, I wouldn't assess some money. You have this dude's fucking word. And then you have all of the fucking physical evidence, okay? Yeah.

All of all the evidence that was laid out in front of these six jurors said that this guy was defending himself. Now, let's talk about the evidence a little bit. Supposedly, according to the story, this is supposedly about the evidence a little bit supposedly according to the story this is supposedly now this is what according to the i have to do that they do that i'm right now cordon is in the man's story

traivar martin was holding his hand over his mouth his mouth is real close to his nose which was broken and bleeding but traivar martin had no traces of his blood or dna and his hand he also said the traivar martin was reaching for his gun. Now Trayvon is the black guy? Yeah.

Okay. Trayvon is black guy. Which one is the guy that looks like me? Trayvon Martin. Jesus, Bobby. Another two slices. Hey man, settle down on your fucking life. These are like not even having regular sites.

Let me tell you about this pizza. Fucking redig. It's not even thin gross by the way. It's actually just regular pizza. It's good pizza. Very good. The second point is he says that Trayvon Martin was reaching for his gun. And that's why he had to grab the gun and kill him.

Now there's two points. First of all, hang on, first before you get into this, what other sites of pizza do you want? I don't want anything. Fuck you, what other sites? I'm stuffed. I'm not stuffed. I ate before I got here. I had one slice of the chip. Go back in, Zimmer and go.

Yeah, you were spoon fed a lot of this bullshit by the liberal media. That's what you ate, and I get it. No traces of fingerprints or DNA from Trayvon Martin on the gun. All right. You never said he got the gun. No, he said he grabbed the gun. No, he said he can't. He didn't say he touched it. That's not true. All right, first of all, you're going by just a few pieces. Well, let me finish though. Let me finish. The second part of that is the gun was on. Even if it's not saying on the gun. You didn't say it, that's not true. All right, first of all, you're going by the shot. Well, let me finish though. Let me finish.

The second part of that is the gun was on. Even if it's not true, you get to finish? Yeah. Okay, go. No. The gun, the gun was on his back. The gun was behind him. He's on the ground with his back on the ground. How does he reach his gun like that? If he's fighting Trayvon Martin, just... I've seen Bruce Willow's do it.

Well, that's a good point. Can I just say, let me just interject here. No, there was witnesses. There's eye witnesses. This isn't a fucking made up story. There was eye witness testimony. They actually watch what happened. The physical evidence shows you that

Trevor Martin beat the shit at a George Zimmerman. He didn't just hit the dude. I read a Philoneist monk who's been on the show. He wrote a really interesting thing. There was no real eye witnesses. Motherfucker if you're following me in the rain in the dark You better work on you because I'm gonna fuck you up and I get that because I'm the same way I'm not saying this kid deserve to get you. I'm not I'll suck your joke. Let's not ignore the fact That's the good fall me in the rain the doctor. I will suck the dick. Bobby's actually sucking a dick right now

Yeah, oh yeah, and if you bring pizza I'll suck you dick I'm sucking Mario clock right now and it smells like sand and And tamales don't give me the liberal meaty. So you saying he reached for the gun How does him remain no he was reaching for the gun? How do you know he's rich a sensationalized story? Dude that's creating fucking racism. It's dividing us dude. This story Creating fucking racism it's dividing us dude this story Yeah, listen me if it was a story of a Mexican dude and a black dude Just hang on one second some of the best peach I've ever had go back to the top if it was a story of a Mexican Dude in a black dude getting into a fist fight and one shoot in the other dude

It's just not fucking news and the fact is they edited those fucking nine one one calls to make Zimmerman sound more racist than he was He might be racist that's not a crime. No crime I'm not gonna sit here and fucking say that question out cuz you're racist I get it now All right one second what you having good Greg take a photo of him if anything happens to any of us He did it video tape Get his face look at the camera Greg that story wasn't the fucking story that everyone's trying to make it out to be Here's the truth this kid tray Von Martin, he was kind of a thuggy kid, he was up to no good. They did find women's jewelry in his fucking bag. He was robbing houses.

That was happening, dude. That's a fact. These are facts. This isn't fucking my opinion. But happened here was two kids got into a fight, one of them had a fucking gun and that's the problem. This guy shouldn't be able to walk around Florida with a fucking gun with a trigger finger. I said the same thing for me. I'm the guy that shouldn't be able to have a fucking weapon on fucking gun with a trigger finger. I said the same thing for me.

I'm the guy that shouldn't be able to have a fucking weapon on me. If I got this little, you shouldn't be able to have a pen. He was robbing. He doesn't. He was robbing houses that night. I don't know that. That was a double baggy. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

This is what happens. This is what happens. So you just said he was robbing houses that night. No, I didn't say he was robbing houses that night. He was robbing houses. It's a bad kid all this shit. All this irrelevant shit. No, it is wrong. You know when I was a kid. I did a lot of bad shit Do you do? You didn't deserve to get shot for it. No, it has nothing to do with What did you do? Has nothing to do with a gum bum machine like me?

He killed McCall Brown Simpson. What? That was him. Are you shitting me? I raped a female comic. Whoa! Now you can open up that can of worms. I hope you get fired. While she was doing comedy. Dude, it's not on the podcast. While she was writing a blog.

It's not a relevant dude. That was, you know, the other's pop-ish. I'm not one of his characters. I was, you know, his pop-ish. Just the same way that it's not relevant. By the way, that's I'm being joking. I'm ironic, okay? He really raped her, but he's joking about it now.

He's being not ironic. More on it if you're asking me. What do you think, Joe? I don't think that it's irrelevant that George Zimmerman isn't a white dude. And my problem, my problem with this case isn't fucking... No, you lose. He burp.

No, I love it There's a fucking pizza party podcast and the debates. So you're your my problem is the way that we're divided I have people I have friends on Facebook. We're literally I know you don't hating each other right now Because they've differences opinion on this fucking Facebook and all of it is all it is is us fucking feeding us eating whatever the fucking media He's a case made me say I will never watch the news again from fiorios on fucking blicker no between Thompson and Sullivan we talked about this

kids character which is irrelevant uh... because he didn't kill anybody was defending himself which you had the right to do but the guy wasn't defending himself let me talk to you to act in that fact now one second really quick yeah joe pizza is there no plans like that

yes you know that i don't know if it's a this kind of alright it was traval traval more really quick. Joe, Pita. Is there into the plane slide? Yeah, sure. I'm not paced. I can't do that. I was like, this kid. I was like, all right, it was Travon. Travon Martin's no, I don't know, I don't say it was, but don't say he was defending himself. I mean, it wasn't, dude. We're not having a fluid discussion about that. How about, let's have a fluid discussion.

We're just a fluid discussion about that. You're gonna have to finish my thought. I want, we're gonna take a quick Lewis break and I wanna go back to you, honest, but you're honest, you sure you don't wanna want to move mushroom. I don't wanna. Lewis, what other PC d1 i think i should

uh... okay this kid was seventeen-year-old kids suspended from marijuana i don't know maybe he robson jewelry at some point george zimmerman uh... was uh... convicted of a misdemeanor which was uh... originally charged with a felony for something of female police officer uh... domestic abuse of his girlfriend, and also was fired as a bouncer

for being too rough with the patrons. So he has a criminal record, violent guy. They both do, they're both assholes, these are both meatheads, George Zimmer. What do you expect from fucking Florida? I'm just saying. You have road rage in Don. George Zimmer was a knockout of when I'm on a boat.

If you go out and buy a gun, you're a fucking jackass period, okay? So if this guy went out and buddy gone he obviously had something in him that made him want to shoot at shit Trayvon Moore just wasn't this innocent kid that the media is making him out today doesn't have to be all about that This is it does you're just talking about the media stuff. I'm talking about the case. There's a kid walking home Right a black kid black kid. Yeah, yeah He's a black kid walking home right a black kid black kid say it yeah black kid he's a black kid walking home no say the other word there's an over zealous as we know from all the nine would give Zimmerman would call nine one one of the dog barked I did slide basically over he called them one a few times a few times George Zimmerman hold on he had his house robbed four

days before and he was hired he was neighborhood watch he didn't come up come up and say, Hey, guys, on the neighborhood watch, it was fucking, there's a whole neighborhood watch that's organized. It's actually his job to say, Hey, there's something going on here. I'm on watch right now. I'm following this kid. Yeah, but is this being a lot of neighborhood? No, following this kid is not his job. No, that's not part of his job.

What's his job? What's his job? If he sees something suspicious to report it. To report it. Yeah. Okay. Now, it's all based on his opinion and testimony that what Trevor what was Trevor doing doing that was suspicious he was just a kid with his hood on walking in the rain that's suspicious if I let me tell you something here's a problem and they I heard today on the news the white people aren't subjected to black people enough and black

people aren't subjected to white people, white culture. I'm in the fucking park today near my house. There's a shitload of black kids. Now this is a kids park disgusting. It's, there's a kids park. Okay, there's a little swing set and all the jungle gym for kid. I have my baby. It's a month and two weeks, okay? And there's a bunch of kids, black kids playing ball. Not from my name. They don't fucking live here. They're not from here. They came from somewhere to use these hoops. It's a cool little basketball court. And they're fucking screaming and this and that and fucking and shit and bitch. I know black guys. I have black friends. I know that they're not being.

That's just like white guys going mother fucker or fucking Dosh darn it. Whatever the fuck it is. You understand? It's just the culture the way they talk. It's a little louder with some mouth, you know white guys have I'm I know both cultures So I'm not gonna sit there and get offended at what's going on I actually understand it. It's fine and one of the kids walked over and was like oh man, he's real cute You understand I get it, but certain people aren't exposed to black people so when they when they Start talking or the the way they what they do the music they listen to or their culture or the way they are in opposed to black people. So when they, when they start talking,

or the way they, what they do, the music they listen to, or their culture, the way they are in public, it's different. If you, like I have a lot of black friends, Patrice taught me a lot about black people, going to his house and having a meal, okay, it's hanging at his barbecue. You know what I mean? I mean, of course, when the black people showed up

and there was more blacks, I left, because I don't want to be around that shit this is so clearly a vigilante action you think so you think it I think it's I think he stalked a kid chased him with a gun to try to capture a guy because he didn't want him to get away he's not a cop he's not supposed to do that I'm he's not so good at talking him a little bit though don't you agree a little bit I mean it depends on what you define a stalking a stalking is what you do I mean I'm trying for stocking it wasn't being tried for stocking he's been tried for murder yeah he wasn't being tried for

I'm just talking guys we're talking about well he got scared yeah I mean if there's some guy following you in the rain I'll say all he's got the confidence of a gun or maybe his gun out. That's the thing. We don't know. It's Zimmerman's story. That's all there is. There are no eyewitnesses. I guarantee, I know the eyewitnesses

were fucked. They can't have the fuck with that. No, I know. And they're like, one guy was on top. It doesn't matter who the fuck's on top. Well, you can see it's a black guy pretty clear. Yeah, whatever he is, he was getting his ass whooped. He was getting his fucking ass whooped.

I guarantee this guy took his job too serious. Confronted the kid. Yeah, that's what I was saying. The kid told him to go suck my dick. Yeah. Did a little Jay-Z. I know my rights. You can need a wheel for that.

I don't quite know what they're gonna show up to. I bet you have to go now. I bet you have to go now. I bet you have to go now. I bet you have to go now. Can you stop stepping over funny lines with your shitty voice. Can you do that? What are you doing?

You're fucking even talking. No, not her. I was talking about Louis. He was just a joke. He was just a joke. Push the fuck, good. Push it away for the rest of the show good. It's over Just fucking this way you go this way you do you and your fucking friends You're fucking talk and you don't stop you don't fucking stop to listen When avoid when see when people listen you and they let you and then they go to say something shut the fuck up blue

Fuck you Faddy I just think this should be lose his last podcast. It is loses last podcast It is podcast. Yes, raise it like you show Joe go that massive my whole piece is like 40 seconds long. I think the George's in my I think he's a piece of shit I think he's a piece of shit and he's a fucking racist but it's not a legal to be racist and it's not a legal to carry a gun and it's not a legal to shoot the person with your gun if they're mashing your head that's that's what i

understand about it what i think that he's a piece of shit and i think that he fucking murdered a kid but none of the things are about that what i have to say what i have to say about that as I think he was caught in No, one second. I mean, just look pretty. I think I have snobg. I'm getting. Go ahead. What do you say? I thought he was caught in enough lies in his testimony. And that's what the process. That's what the the prosecution was trying to illustrate in their

summation. He was, but they didn't do a good job. He was caught in enough lies in his story. He jumped out of some bushes that you question his story and you question the motive of self-defense. When the injuries were attended to, they were not even in the fucking sport. I'm not even gonna say stadium, not even the sport of life threatening. That would be bigger.

Not life threatening. That would be bigger, right? It would be bigger. His life. What if the teams were all playing the same stadium that he knew he made a story and tailored that story that's to sound like self defense this was an aggressive guy had a history of

a violent took mma classes was looking to engage followed the kid alright probably had the gun out or at least had the confidence from the gun No, no the the the physical evidence shows that he didn't have the gun The physical evidence showed what happened was and they this everything from the grass ins on his jacket to the Bruce's that were on the kids hands to the person the back of his head to the The way that his jacket slid up the grass. No, it does It doesn't prove he didn't have the gun No, no, it does I'm telling now they did did guys went over this. I think I read drug to pizza

I think I read drug to pizza. I feel like I'm gonna pass out. I feel hot I'm gonna do the napkin test. This is what give me a napkin real quick. This how you tell if it's a good size of pizza ready one You's a video going one two It's good That's a fucking sweat test. We have great pizza over furios, fioris, which is named after a fallen fireman, which you know is a little overkill, didn't have to do that, but it's good enough pizzas, what I'm saying.

Joe, I agree with you, Joe, that the law is fucked up. could have been a great uh... example legal example of how fucked up that law is and if they had ruled that it is i think it is because we're really sad i think it's more because now i'm sad that he's innocent because you go well this seems really crazy because now all you have to you can walk up to any but you have a gun on you you can walk up to anyone call their mother or or whatever provoke them as much as you want. As soon as they hit you hard, you pull out the gun, self-defense.

Who's gonna dispute it? Yeah, it's a problem. Who's gonna dispute the other guys dead? It's a problem, but here's the question. We got some shakin' his head over here. Gotta walk like a lispurt. Let's go with the mic. Put the mic, put the mic.

Give him a mic. Turn the mic, turn it, turn it. Oh God, Kelly. this is gonna be great He has he has enough money to go to the all-star game. He knows something. He's educated. He and he yes He bought the outfit. I usually make it a thing not to have any social political discussions with anyone wearing two or more Sports apparel. Yeah, but it's from Baltimore. So that means he knows black people. There we go That's still two or more. You know, does do you think they did enough job to make it beyond reasonable doubt that he murders them? Is it their doubt?

I think when you start looking at the story and the lies in the story, that's all you really need. But you can't do that though. I want to know what lies your talk about. No, no DNA on his hand. No DNA on his hand. No blood on his hand. Kelly, don't get it. Meaning he didn't have his hand in his face.

Can I assist him though? Hang on, let's see your lying down on the ground. Your nose is broken, which is a fact. Your head's being bashed in under concrete. concrete would you I witnessed that somebody saw this good Bash and you have a you have a you have a hard on your recount of the story is yeah This dude had his fucking hand over my face. I couldn't breathe I couldn't do anything that couldn't just be misconstrued by the fact that there's a million things going on here in a fist fight That's not that crazy to me. It's very important to get the details right?

It's more what's more of a self defense the thing this roof moving self-defense is his head is being bashed into the ground, which is... Yeah, the back of his head is a little... One second, back. Here we go. He had a couple fucking guts. No stitches needed. No stitches.

He had a broken nose. What's your name? Greg. Greg. Let Greg... Greg, from Baltimore. Greg, from Baltimore, the fan, from Baltimore. What do you have to say?

You cannot taunt someone in order to get them to hit you and then call itself defense. It's actually illegal, it's actually called provoking. So if you're to provoke somebody and then you pull the gun, I have a carry and can see what it's like. But what if you shoot the other guy to Florida? Who's the witness? This guy has a fucking gun? Let me finish it. In the state of Florida.

She's in it. If we were in Florida, I understand that. I understand that. Hang on one second. Let me just say what I'm gonna say yeah That's not what I brought up that example the reason I brought up that example is to illustrate how do you prove that? That's why I brought up that example if one guy's dead and the other guy is the only guy with the gun. No stay stay There's there's two guys. I just like I fucking stay stay

Let me ask you this let's say when was the last time you had this conversation about two black guys who killed each other in the middle of What is that? I have to do what we're talking about though? Everyone goes talking about but what is it up to do? Yeah, but why are you bringing that up? Why because your arguments week and I Got it not week because of when you talk over me let him talk to the point all right. Yeah, let's start with your point Oh Don't do that is we can't talk about Trayvon's past but you keep talking about George No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So my point is based on what show it would try to illustrate how ridiculous the laws and if you have two people Yeah, the stand your ground law if you have two people who's to say the first person didn't provoke the first person to throw the first

Buns and then just pull out himself The second person wouldn't shoot the first person. No the first person provokes him says whatever What are you doing here in a menacing way or go fuck yourself? You mother or you end word or you fucking fucking cool or whatever he said the guy punches him Beats the shit out of him or whatever and then the guy shoots him. So how are we to prove who the real provoked that? Well, I think that's what the that's what the trials if you can't prove it is innocent I think that's what the trials were and the truth is I do have enough faith in the American judicial system I'm not I'm not one of these people to go. Oh anything that goes in front of a jury

It's fine. That's just right. I got to throw it right out. No, dude Both of these sides got to talk to talk to six of our peers And I'll believe these women were paid off. I don't believe these women had any ulterior motives I do believe these were normal fucking regular everyday citizens and all the evidence was put in front of them And they said hey, you know what dude? I don't feel comfortable sending this guy to jail because to me it looks like this was self-defense That I don't know more than anybody in that courtroom and I don't claim to nor do you nor do you nor does anybody else here So all I say is like why is it this big fucking crazy divide and conquer thing? That's what we're feeding into you. What's this divide and conquer thing dude?

I'm watching my friends on Facebook literally delete friends for just having an opinion on this That is true. That is happening. You know that I keep this shit to myself. I don't talk about it on Facebook Hey, hey, let's not talk over each other. I mean, if you're gonna say something, say something. Alright, I'm fucking sweating over here. I think I might be dying. So, can we, if she hasn't spoken in fucking 30 minutes, is she talking for a second?

Let her fucking say something. You know what I think, honestly, this is what I think. You know, with Florida, I think the rules are so fucked up in Florida, the fact that you're able to carry a gun even during road i mean you could be in a fucking car you're carrying your gun i this is inevitable this kind of a situation this sort of a thing is gonna happen no matter what so i think that florida as a state needs to look and re-evaluate their fucking laws their fucked up you know what i mean because as far as i'm concerned i feel a lot like yana's does i feel like

it was being stalked i felt that he felt threatened and he fought back. If somebody's gonna follow me in a fucking car, when I'm walking through a neighborhood, you know what I mean? I'm gonna try to fucking kill them too. And if you're gonna pull out a gun, when I have fucking, get out of my arsempon and I can't fight back. And this might be a little bit of conspiracy.

Ooh, I like her. I like her. She has good pizza and she has a little piss in the back. And we can talk about Trayvon's background, all you want. I want to see want to see any violent crime. Well, not he's 17 is a geez a minor if he got to spend it from school for breaking and other kids No, it's in school. He had a violent pass. This kid was getting to fights. This kid was a drug dealer This kid did have fucking yeah great At a point where he said we always putting George Zimmerman's past a question But no one wants to bring up trade fun

I feel like every time I bring up the point that he was a 17 year old with a past was like oh your racist No, why why are we not talking about that? Well, that's a problem It's not a sensational story people aren't gonna buy into that what they want to do is they want to say this kid killed Where this guy this man killed a boy? Reality no dude at 17 I wasn't a boy anymore dude if I punch a man in the face i mean it's it's just not do i honestly i fucking disagree i think i think honestly jorge them and shouldn't be able to shoot somebody period ever but by going by the the the the law by going by the by by every step of the law i don't know that he did anything illegal there

and that's the problem do i don't know that watching from here the people in the jury they have i think they have much more of an insight on it so then what what the what what the precedent setting in what the case is saying is you're allowed to assume you're allowed to assume anyone's a criminal yeah based on no evidence but i'm not gonna do that yet

based on no evidence you know just sign a real quick you're allowed you're allowed to listen to one of the great he's trying to get a thought about iris in the way you honest works You're allowed. He's gonna go. Just signing real quick. You're allowed. You're allowed. He doesn't want to sign it for Greg. He's hard to get a thought out. No, he's trying to get a thought out. I understand the way he honest works. Yannis doesn't fuck around when he has a opinion about something.

I might get it. So I'm letting you guys talk about this. But what's your name again? Greg. Greg has to go. What the fuck you busting Yannis is called? Is there another slice over there? Yeah, there's a whole fucking pea-white mushroom. I don't like mushroom, but you it there yet is a whole fucking people i'm sure

i don't like much of the cheeser pepper or help yourself the president that this is sitting legally is that you can uh... a false that you can assume anything about somebody call the cops and then for any reason follow them chase him with the gun with the intent to capture them provoke them into a fight and then kill them when you start losing it.

What is this capture? That's all fucked up. What is this capture thing? What are you trying to corner him and capture the guy? Capture him like what? Like a fucking, you don't know that. You didn't want him to get away. You're in hell, and that's not true, dude.

That's not true. Okay, dude. Why did he chase him now? Was he trying to hook someone? Or is he in corner him, dude? What was he chasing him? Here's what happened, dude. And he's like, he's on the phone, so he can kill him. He was on the was on the phone with 911 dude. He said look. He was like this guy's walking on the neighborhood

He fit the description of somebody who robbed a house recently. No, he didn't say that. Yes He did he said it guys acting suspicious Yeah, dude. He called 911 40s early because his bike was stolen Yeah, but he didn't say this guy fits the description of another guy I think no he did not look where did you hear that he cornered him? I thought you're either because what actually happened was George Zimmerman didn't say anything to the kids The kid said why you fucking following me. He says he said fuck. Yeah. What was that just your language? No, that's him Okay, he said why the fuck you following me and then George Zimmerman owner said what's fucked your problem?

And he said I don't have a problem. No, I'm saying according to the girls testimonies. I don't know exactly Sessamon I don't only testimony we have is from the girl saying that he that he said he said why you following me and he said what are you doing around here? I got a transcript. Hey, we've had to break this is him and hey, we've had some breakings in the night. Oh, you do it without the shitty accent. Go ahead. Hey, we've had some breakings in the neighborhood and there's a real suspicious guy. The best address I can give you is blah blah blah. This guy looks looks like is up to no good Or he's on drugs or something. It's raining and he's just walking around looking about yeah, yeah, yeah That's that's it and then straight away that just batch our first question. Is he white black or Hispanic?

That's what they edited out and when the news story first broke he said this guy looks suspicious he looks black I put on that to talk about the meaty. That's what I'm talking about. That's my only problem. They sell ratings. I get it. I know what they do. And I, I, I, I, I, I think as well. What are you? I'm talking about legally, dude. I'm talking about the precedent of this sense. Legally, I'm talking about looking at the facts of the case. I'm talking about believing, believing someone's testimony when their story has three different versions. And it doesn't add up When you say it jumps out of the bushes, but there's no bushes around for to jump up when you say

I didn't know the name of the street when there's only three streets in your fucking neighborhood and you're the neighborhood watch Where are these lies that you're just assuming that he's like your research? I'm not I'm not research dude. What how is that a lot? Can you look it up Kelly? Look it up, but the question is he honest look up with the testimony where Zimmerman said I didn't know I was looking for the Shreed question. I didn't know what's the question the question is and I agree I think this guy is fucking a piece of shit the fucking shot a kid and kill them but the question is all of those lies does that make it go he Definitively murdered someone beyond a reasonable that lies because that's what the trial was for the lies

Plus they just credit him though the they discredit him and his testimony that it was self-defense Also when you look at the magnitude of the injuries which are Minimal you say hmm does this justify self-defense then you say okay the only thing that would justify self-defense is is justify self-defense then you say okay the only thing that would justify self-defense is of course what Zimmerman smartly made up to justify it saying the kid reached for my gun and said of course of course the kids say you're gonna die tonight motherfucker right such a fucking how convenient is that well he was thinking rap lyrics yeah so it gives a you're gonna die tonight you're gonna die tonight right so he said he's gonna die.

He's bashing his head against the, I mean, I got hit with a baseball bat. I've been hit, you know, if you're, if you're getting hit hard or someone's bashing your head, you need fucking stitches. It opens you up a little bit. The kid had a couple scratches on the back of his head, probably couldn't drag on some gravel. He had a broken nose cause Traveller Martin

probably had butted him right in the face. My brother. Cause he only had a bruise knuckle, so he hit him probably once, but he probably fucking bashed his head while they were on the ground and there's no life threatening injuries the cops are on the way Witnesses are coming on the scene. Are you really in? Let me finish that I'm finishing. Are you really really in fear? Are you really really in fear that you're gonna die or are you an

Overzealous vigilante who wants to be a cop borderline sociopath who likes to beat women and has a history of this type of a describing Lewis or them as a gun and one of the men and has a gun and wanted to use it because he thought in all his dark heart yet that this kid was a criminal and deserve that's what bugs me dude you have you've taken everything from this that this kid was a criminal and deserved it. But that's what bugs me, dude. You've taken everything from this, that this man has a dark heart and you're just going

what's but told to you. You beat his girlfriend. You don't even know that, dude. Never we all do that. I was arrested for menacing and harassment in my record. That makes sense. You're about to fight a whole McDonald's staff because they took a bite of your burger. But that's a humaniac as well. That was a different time. If someone told me Lewis killed a guy in Los Angeles, I'd be like, that makes sense you're about to fight a whole McDonald staff because they took a bite of your burger But that's how you're a maniac as well if someone told me Lewis killed a guy in Los Angeles. I'd like that makes sense

I got a thing. Yes Someone said this to share I understand why you're identifying with Zimmer's in so much your brethren You guys want to go back in his your MMA classes. He's chasing a guy's he's a Skinny he's fat one minute the next minute he's skinny right. Yeah, he's a little bit his panic He likes white people. He's you. Yeah, he has dark shark eyes Doesn't want to admit that he's a minority and hangs out with white people like let's wear some let's wear some You know, let's wear some MMA. Holy shit white. You just convinced me that George Zimmerman is a real-ass dude I have two points real quick now george jimmy is a real-ass dude ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Lewis like where can I hear some reggae tone he'd be like I have no idea he is the least Porter yeah, but he does he's Puerto Rican. He has a shitty Puerto Rican tattoos. They don't

mean anything. Well, that was a phase in his life. I'm gonna fucking ace of ace of spades and he has an eight. No, man, something. It's not even a good, it's not even a good hand in poker. It's the worst hand in poker you can get. That's the idea. That's the other joke. That's your career. not the fucking joke. Like I- Boom! Hello out there! That's right! It's me, Bobby, with an i.e.

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I understand there was burgles in the area. I understand maybe if you saw some guy walking with a hood up, you might call heads a little weird. Was it a white neighborhood? I guess it was. I guess it was. I guess it was. It was going to be a year.

20 percent black, something like 18 percent of the Spanish. But what was it? Eight o'clock? And it was eight o'clock or something? Eight o'clock night? Was it Sun Out? No, it was dark. It was just like eight o'clock.

It was about eight or nine o'clock. Can I ask you a question? How suspicious can this be a- Can I just ask a shut up? Shut up. I have a fucking sp- You know, it's fucking names on the show God damn it

This guy's on the neighborhood watch He's patrolling the fucking area like he's supposed to he's armed wait I think he was on his way to staples if I'm correct, right? That's what's wrong. No, can you look that up? I think he's on his way, so okay, but he's on the neighborhood watch He's on his way to staples Maybe he's capped into the neighborhood, okay, right? He's the captain. He's armed. He's legally armed. Yes. He sees some kid roaming around Definitely racist definitely profiling. He's a black kid in the neighborhood Okay, and a white predominantly white neighbor gated community

He says something to the kid and the kid me goes fuck fuck you i'm not talking to you or doesn't answer i've there's two things you can do there you either just take the hit and move on and just walk away which cops have a hard time doing sometimes because you know it's gonna be a cop or the what because you understand to be a cop or to want to be a cop.

Okay, but to want to be in that position. That's my point. He's an alpha male. He's that fucking, whatever his thing is, he lives in fear this guy. You can tell he lives in fear. You can tell that when people say, should he act violently? Okay, all the things wind up where he's afraid. This guy goes, fuck you. He says something he's, he's afraid. This guy goes fuck you.

He says something back. Now he's in his face. Look, I had it. The day the kid was born, or three days after the kid was born. A guy, I was walking the dogs. The baby's home for the first night. A guy kicks my dog. Black guy.

Black guy. Kicks my dog. Now I'm on the phone. And I hear, eehh, my dog yell. I go, what the fuck? He hear eat my dog up. I go what the fuck? He goes we comes right at me what the fuck what I go you just take my fucking dog He goes I didn't fucking mean to kick your dog. What the fuck you you way I'm way out of the way He walked over to kick my fucking dog Okay, we start going at it. I take it to a level where I was gonna fucking hit him

I mean I was fucking screaming in his face. You know what he's yeah, I fucking lost it dude if I had a fucking gun I would have put it in his fucking mouth Yeah This guy was in my face. He hurt a member of my family. I don't know a fuck if it's my dog That's my fucking kid. He kicked my fucking dog, but keep party your story hang on He went out of his way to do something to you hang on right hang on he walked by but he here's the thing I couldn't prove if he meant it in court or not if he just bumped my dog by accident Maybe he did maybe he didn't

Okay, and you know what he did to me immediately he goes you hate black people He went you hang on hang the fuck on I don't fucking hate black people I don't like people who kick my fucking dog Especially black and then he goes you hate black people start screaming at the top as fucking love I go where you fucking crazy he goes you hate niggas you're a fucking nigga That's why cuz I'm black. I'm fucking black., that's why you, that's why you came at me. I'm like, you fucking kick my dogs. I'm like, you're fucking nuts, you should be ashamed of yourself.

You understand, at that point, I either beat the, I bash this fucker's head in. Or I walk the fuck away, because there's no winning, because if I, if this guy hits me hits me and I fucking murder him which I wanted to it's because he was fucking but if I heard him he hates black people other people are going to hear him saying your racist this is what I heard he keeps yelling at this guy saying he was racist I think he called him a nigger what you in a fucking stand it goes both fucking ways people walking the streets petrified of each other. And not for, not because it's not warranted. It is, it's some cases where we are, you fucking build up this hype in your head

of who the fuck is gonna kill you someday. Especially if you're that guy, I know who that guy is. I know he's a fucking MMA, he's trying to not get hurt again. Somebody hurt him, somebody beat him, somebody really fucked with him in school. Or he was a bully or something happened. Okay, I understand where this fucking idiot's coming from, but I also understand it's all bullshit.

I had to walk the fuck away from this guy. And just, because it's not worth it. But there's one belilosecond that if something happened, I'm fucked. Either I get hurt and killed, or he gets hurt and killed. I'm gonna be called a racist. All he had to do is say I'm a racist, and everybody thinks I'm a fucking racist. Am I a racist? No, I mean, I don't like fucking Lewis

because he's greasy, but listen. I'm sorry, buddy, you're not greasy. But it's this situation is fucked. He saw a kid, he probably said something, didn't at that moment when he should have walked away. Like I did, when he said, fuck you bitch or whatever the fuck Trayvon said to him, which he has every right to fucking say, he didn't walk away, he took it to, once you next level, next level, next level, next level, next

level, now I'm getting the shit kicked out of me, this is my biggest fear in life, I'm gonna die, someone's gonna beat me to death, I have a gun. Boom, boom, bang. I'll fucking use it. Yeah. That's why I don't have a gun. That's why I don't walk out with a stun gun at night anymore. I don't walk out with a baton. Because I'll fucking, the slightest, a guy kicked my dog. Now I'm going away from murder and a marasus.

Yeah. It doesn't add up. Well. It doesn't add up. But it will add up in fucking four seconds. I'm in handcuffs in the back of a fucking car with people going He's a racist. I heard you calling what? But none of that happened right? Not of it happened because I walked away

Why did you walk away because my Russian Superintendent when isn't the wolf did Bubby Police and we stand so do it here right now and also Also water and also not only that you also Am I out of my mind with that? Do you understand that? Does that make sense? Yeah, I understand, but I think you walked away, probably because you're landlord-sum, something also.

And I'll tell you, you wonder why I walked away. But you don't have the same psychological profile as this guy. No, you don't know why I walked away. He said something that fucked me up. Right before he called me a racist, he said, you're on the phone motherfucker. If you love your dogs, pay attention. And that made sense.

He literally made sense. I went, you're right. I shouldn't have been on the, I'm usually on point. And that's when he saw my eyes change and he took that as racism. He went, oh, because I went, I kind of backed down for a second. Who knows, to nose. And then I backed down. That's why you remember backed down, Bobby. You go straight fucking zero to 100. Yeah, I would have been down for a second. Who knows to nose? And then I backed down after you said that.

That's why you remember backed down, Bobby, you go straight to fucking zero to 100. I would have been a jailer, but I hit him in the fucking nose right away. Everyone in the room in honest question. You ask it, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it.

According to Zimmerman's story, a honest question. He was looking for an address, he was looking for an address to tell the police where he was, right? And add in nowhere nowhere add a nowhere From the bushes according to his story. Yes, which there's no bushes around for him to hide behind in actuality But I'm not even gonna give you that part. Let's just say there were bushes there

Do you believe Trayvon Martin a kid who ran away in fear obviously because that's why you run when you think someone's following you Ran away to find his home he didn't live there he would like to know what's that they're gonna be honest is where you're wrong you know he's father lived there's mother lived there hang on hang on we gotta we gotta phone we're gonna phone away he's trying he's not running away in fear have you ever been you said you were a bad kid I was I've been shot all All right. Yeah, I'll stop with that you will accidentally shot I want to hear this just as it does run. He why was he running? Okay, why would I run? I'm not running because I'm afraid that I need to run home I'm running because this person behind me is trying to chase me.

I can run faster so I can get away from them, come back around them or I can get away from them and go somewhere else and go back to the crap I was doing. Is that how you do? That's what I used to do. That's what the kids used to run away. He was on the phone with a girl, the girl's maybe some pedophile. He described him as a creepy dude, stalking me, lookinging me looking at me so he ran away being like let me get cracker come on man so he so you tell me Trayvon Warren this is telling you

there's another option besides let me let me let me map it up with you just terrifying no all right all right so he ran away to go find a hideout to wait for him he ran away to find a bush he ran away to find somewhere else to go find a hideout to wait for him and he ran away to find a bush. He ran away to find somewhere else to go to get out of George Zimmerman's view. He ran away to hide somewhere and maybe that's when he got away from Zimmerman. He was hidden. Zimmerman walked past him and Trevon realizes, all right, there's nobody here. Okay, I can get this but there was no bush at the spot where the fight happened. So I'm not sure where did he go? Where's dark out? Okay, let me explain to you. He was staying at his dad's house. Yeah, he was staying at his dad He was shot a meter away from Louis

It doesn't matter. He was staying at his dad's house. No, he was not from there. He was dad's was dad's He was good at school. He lives with his mother. He was visiting his dad in his fiance He was shot a meter away from the school. He lives with his mother. He was visiting his dad in his fiance. He was shot a meter away from the area He didn't know the area. Can you he didn't know the area? Yeah, hang on stop good point. You have a new meters again on this podcast I'm gonna fucking hit you with the actual computer or equal 30 inches He didn't know the area. He was staying there because he'd been suspended from school staying at his dad and his dad's girlfriend's house He didn't know the spot. Yes, all the buildings there look the same. He doesn't know the area he was staying there because he'd been suspended from school staying at his dad and his dad's girlfriend's house he didn't know the

spot yes all the buildings there look the same he doesn't know the streets it's it's dark he ran I guess he ran aggressively to go find a spot to counter attack because he's a ninja so that's someone who wants to kick someone's a mess so why don't you just come out and run to the car because at that point he was on the phone when you hang up the phone now you can take somebody take on somebody and nobody else can hear what you're doing Why didn't you hang up the phone just go right up to the car? Can I say both of you guys are speculating? No, no one knows what the phone has.

Wait a second. We're using common sense here. So instead of going he wanted. What the fuck? Wait up, just wait up. That's why you don't understand. Wait up. Oh shit.

What's your name again? It's acting both of me. Greg is attacking. So when you want it when you want it when you want to fuck somebody up You run away after describing No, I'm gonna do some shady shit. I might run away though That's what I'm saying that could be the story. If I want to do it. I'm gonna run away and From behind this kid tray my Martin. Here's the dude this this kid was suspended for school for fighting violent shit Dude he was found with a bunch of women's jewelry on them on a i just a bit of the pictures of the top stop stop what he wasn't suspended from

school for fighting who's a spend light and it was a plan for having a pipe and marion and for graffiti no i'm sorry he had been suspended for a while i think graffiti is worse than robbing by the way it ruins our neighborhoods hard to get off i don't know what it's not art.

Where's your name again? Greg. Greg answered my question, because I wanted to ask anybody in the room if they see it. Can you stop getting ghetto though? Can you just play Greek? Seriously believe, maybe, if they believe. I got shot, yo.

I worked with kids who did that. If they seriously believed that this kid ran, found a hiding spot, and then Zimmerman was walking Zimmerman's from that neighborhood is the neighborhood watching those area right was looking to find where he was and this kid came out of nowhere he didn't hear the kid coming he came out of nowhere and just clocked up now what might what I heard of the story that story walked up to him they got to an argument and punch him in the face

in the sort of fighting that's what you're your facts are the best i don't i don't believe here's a thing up here's a thing if you don't i don't believe here's a thing there's a thing if he doesn't worry it's a case here's the fact that i listen if he didn't have a gun he would have just got a beating

the cops would have shown up and he would have got a beating he would have been hurt we got to know from Greg if he didn't have a gun he'd have walked away Zimmerman would have been a pussy he's a pussy without actually here's the care is the key is it the gun is it the gun yes Is it the gun? Yes, when I I know about guns of course the state of Florida. They're fucked up. Don't yell. I reenced it down you America

Venus that's what they're known as the fuck I'm telling you right now. It's the gun if you never got I said it's everyone keeps saying Florida. It's America. You can carry a gun most places on man. I know very hard to get a fucking fucking animals here well yeah but you can get a carry and conceal license in thirty six states by taking one class yeah that's the problem that's how messed up america i said florida it's not race and it's not whatever so you don't think carry on the gun and shoot people so you don't think you don't think you should be able to have a carry

handgun not if you're convicted uh... knife you have a record well it's not the isn't the law now anyways it should be more no it varies from state to state florida's one of the most lack so you think it should be the same thing state the state every state should have the same gun control of the gun we're gonna get into a gun control over a gun control argument we're gonna go down a whole different route but that's what he's specifically of George Zimmerman should have been allowed to gun my personal opinion gun no he should not have been allowed to have a gun based on his psychological profile and history

and if he wasn't allowed none of this would not have been fucking convicted of first degree murder and in prison where he did have a gun so I'm gonna deal with the reality not the utopia the reality is he did have a gun he did make these decisions based on a psychological profile Unlike you who wouldn't have made those decisions, unlike you who didn't hit a guy who kicked you out of it If I had a gun, let me tell you something if I had a gun, but you don't have a gun I don't have that cycle. If I if I had a gun, honestly got it every time I step out of the house at night to walk Those dogs I look for a weapon. I look for something I can hit somebody with, something I can smash somebody's skull in with. Use the dog. I'll tell you, I'm not even kidding.

I have a thing in my head where I'd un-hitch the dog, and I take the dog leash, and I wrap it around the person's neck, and then I just run as fast I can, and the other direction, the dragon by his fucking neck. But that's the fear I live in, and it's due to my neighborhood, it's due to New York, it's due to what I've experienced

in my life, because I've been beat up, I've been attacked, I've been beat up so many times, we're gonna put the hospital for hours later and can't even recognize me for no reason. Let me just say, this is all about you defending yourself. Scenarios and when you defend yourself. But here's the guy, no, if that's the problem. But that's not defending myself.

If a guy kicks my dog's not defending myself if a guy Kicks my dog with by accident are on intentional, which I wouldn't I still will not know to this day What he did what his intentions were because I was on the phone. He made a good point, but If he had if it escalated so fast Fuck you no fuck you what the fuck you?, how fucking beat the fuck out of you, you fuck out fucking kick, fuck it out, fucking murder you. It gets, people get scared, so fast, that it's like, you don't know,

and then this motherfucker, what if he touched me? If I had a gun, I would have fucking stuck it in his face. And if he had grabbed it, I'd have to shoot him. It's, it's, it's, but, but, but, you are not a guy who, microphone sweet, but you are not somebody, and I was referring to all the scenarios you gave that you're looking for weapons and stuff,

to defend yourself. You're not looking for trouble, you're not doing anything. You're not a guy. Did you call me looking for chubby? Did that just, okay, I found it. You're not a guy who is a failed police officer, wants to be a police officer It's his wife hit a cop hit a fucking cop was charged with a felony his dad's a judge got it reduced to a misdemeanor

I'm molested is cousin molested his female with that beat his wife wait a minute. She was hot. Yeah, how smoke and hot with cousins are okay? Failed cops. That's the worst and you know what you're not the type of guy that would get a gun and chase Is it kid like you would chase is it perp? Chate gets out of your car. That's not neighborhood watch. You're not supposed to chase a suspect He's a piece of shit. No one's arguing Not only a piece of shit He has a psychological profile of someone who's looking to be offensive, not defensive. Let me explain. Bobby just described himself as someone who's always aware looking for a weapon, just in case

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batches his head And did you didn't have a profile? Well, then we start looking then the media gets a hold this guy He's in and out of fucking fast. Jovey home. Yeah, fast in and out of jovey He's been arrested is recorded saying the N word on the show. I was in a joking man But not in but does it matter time the media gets the they spin it He's said the N word 30 times on his podcast. He's been in and out of Juvee halls He's been arrested several times. The media does their pieces of shit. That's what they do to get ready They're trying to get ratings so all of a sudden you guys

So all of a sudden your guy that doesn't have that personality he does actually have the person He's just your friend. No, he doesn't the meat. No, he doesn't actually have it They spun it like that. Yeah, Zimmerman actually has it, but those are all facts. Can we all just give it up for Irene's outfit? Please I can't get it down for her outfit I mean I R.I.N.R.S. He's been a resident. He's been to the juby halls. Yeah, whatever Everybody has a face. He said the N word in the chest. He said the N word in chest. Well, whoa, whoa, guys, guys, please.

Don't do this. You know what? Janice is right in a way. And I know what you're saying too. In a way, I'm right. And always right. I'm the fuck up, Janice. Ah.

You got to laugh with the kitchen. You're getting gas. You got to have a hot tub. Scazavera Malaka. Here we go. Here's the deal. OK. You're supposed to be behind the register.

Yeah, very Malaka. I see Wankett. I love him though. I love his videos. His Wankett videos are fantastic. Jerking off to be behind the register. Yeah, but I love him though. I love his videos. He's a fantastic jerking off in all these different ways. Oh! Okay. So anyway, this is the thing Robert, like me, like I understand what you mean, looking for

things to protect yourselves, I was actually mugged one day after my waitressing shift and I ran after this fucking guy. I did. I caught up with the guy. Listen to this. I I caught at him and I know how to fight too so I jumped on them I wanted to find my purse down I found a fucking cop and believe me and not believe it or not when I was in the cop car yeah they actually let them go because I invaded their civil rights because I attacked them I wasn't supposed to jump on them yeah and they let them go yeah so when you say them you mean what two guys?

What's he my Vry what kind of guys? My bad guys, they were white guys obviously That doesn't matter to me though the fact is that I jump oh it does The fact that I like cocoa butter where he was all done I'm having a goddamn beer. Yeah, I have a beer. You hear that big Lou, an Ontario, California? Yeah, flux it in. Is that a cider there? What's that, buddy?

Yeah, it's a cider. Stop handing somebody a cider, you fucking asshole. And you're gonna be a Coke Zero. The Coke's are all for Coke regular for Joe. That's where we got them. I'm gonna get them. And they're warm, man. Oh, get our ring drunk.

Alright well here we go let's switch gears a little bit real quick for this pizza party podcast. That was pretty intense. That was intense. That was for the time but I like it. I like it. I like it. Even with Gary.

Yeah. I did it on purpose. I did it on purpose. I agree with you honest. I was just trying guy. Actually, I agree with Yannis. I was just trying to play devil's advocate. Can you use the cock to open up her beer? Here. Oh.

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So fan right always a fan in the podcast. Yeah, I would have been nice if I knew that Doing here. Yeah, we had good time. I like Greg. Thanks for coming man. I'm a fan of the podcast, but I've never heard of you That's because you're not Puerto Rican I think it might be what are you Greg? What's your ethic background dark? He's tan I'm black Irish Yeah, the Spanish craft he could actually be like mine and fucked a bunch Irish women and I'm the byproduct of that So he can so why do you come? Why didn't he have a mic? We should give him a mic cuz he's a fan I don't know if he gave him a mic. It's right there. That's all stand up and work for this year

I did a bring fans well Joe met him and he told me about it. I was driving I was not I was very wary about it at the battle for you by the way Then I he said he said he was a big fan so I said we'll bring him up He I let you don't let Joe Donny Bras go in man But if Hang on hang on me. If he, if he, he, if he fucked up with this guy was alone, Joe was going to fucking have to take his jewelry off and say goodbye to his mother, because we were going to fucking take that tall glass of water out, fucking bury him outside. Listen to his voice, so great. He's got a beautiful,

you got a great radio. Can you, can you, I'm just like, I do house parties. Can you say your name and you listen to the, hey, listen to the, you know what, dudepodcastonryocast.com, go. My name is Gregory Norris and I listen to the, you know what, dudepodcastonryocast. He's got a good voice. You are listening, not you listening.

You are listening to, you know what, know what dude on riot cast so I'm listening I am on You using no so tross form now See all eyes in your ass and see her eat us me. I'm always good at gory. Yeah, I don't know how to say the rest It will sound good at beginning. I like it. We're doing in Greek? How about she does one in Greek for you? Greek listeners. Yeah, you you have a poster. You have a button. You have my stickers. Make sure you put that sticker up somewhere Where'd you you have your glasses? Soul put that sticker up somewhere. Take a picture of it. Send it will put it up nice to meet you Thank you so much, man. It was nice me and you have fun of the all-star game. So holy say one. Y'all know Greg

I say Greg what Greg wanted to be right Fucking being an antagonizer. I don't know that Well, wait wait Trayvon Marty was guilty of crashing a plane terrorist acts and he also killed his mother's pussy four times So if we're gonna talk about backgrounds He killed his mother's pussy four times. What the fuck is that? It's a Trayvon Martin affiliate comic. How do you?

I like losing. I've been following this, I've been following this troll intensely. Trayvon Martin is a 500 pound six four black man who killed his mother's pussy four times. Trayvon Martin played defensive end for the New York Giants 1975. I know what the fuck's going on here. Well, so we have a brand new show to the riot cast, which I'm excited about.

I listen to it. It's good. We're going to be adding some more shows, which I'm excited about, which I can't talk about, but great things are happening. And I want to switch it up a little bit. I got a surprise announcement. You said Joe, we'll have a quick question. Good. What the fuck, dude? What?

We're just bringing people off the street into rooms. He's a big fan. He's a big fan. Joe's callable dude. You, hey, you are such a people, please. You are, dude. You can. You really are. I mean, he was a nice guy, but he never know. He looked like he had a box cutter cut on him at least. I asked for a box cutter, dude. He's a nice guy. He's a big fan. Don't forget. Rob agrees, right? Here's a deal.

He was terrifying. I was scared the whole time he was here. He was terrible. Can I say something, Joe? Yes, hang on, shut up. He's fucking really scared. Okay, shut the fuck. Okay, shut up.

He asked permission, but I ignored you, and then you kept coming at me. You didn't understand the first hate, no, which was polite, I let you in. I never got back to me, so I guess not. You kept coming at me. And then today you go, he's here. You're like, he's a big fan, so I let it happen.

What about your life decisions, okay? But girl tells you she had herpes. Don't stick your dick in there. That was the old me first of all That was very sweet. He made for good fodder and Janus is upset because he outfucking argued him Obviously, he did not out argue. No, he didn't Is a nice guy and he has a whole he has a whole bar in his house dedicated to comedy He's got pictures with him

I'm kidding. He was wearing on this papis first of all he was wearing a uniform He made his own fucking Orioles uniform, which I don't like that prison numbers on it. Yeah, okay, it was an orange joke You didn't see what color No one with backpacks though nice sweetie. That's it nice guy big fan. He asked for mission You've been talking about having a fan up here for a while My fan not your fan you're the type of guy like if some woman wants to kill her husband She'll fucking convince you to do it. You're so gullible. No, you'll do it for like 50 bucks in a cheap burger.

That's ridiculous. 50 bucks in a duel. By one go, you'll do it for 50 bucks in a... Alright, that's a dumb fad joke. Yeah, I wasn't dumb fad joke. But, Lefina, fat, how great was the pizza? Great pizza. I was...

Listen, would you get a cookie, fuck face? I know he's been eating cookies beside me. Give me a cookie. You're an asshole. I want a cookie. Give me a cookie. You're an asshole. I want a cookie. Give me a cookie. Throw them down, you little. I'm bringing it up.

You're not stopped eating nonstop and you're very skinny. I worked out a lot. Is that what it is or is it a tape? No, it shouldn't be eating a cookie. It's cold. Give me a beer. All the beer with Bobby's cookie. Why?

Herb, you have a cookie, I'll drink a beer. Why? Are you comparing? This cookie's all to you as beer is to him. You're fat. You're really going to find. I shouldn't have a slice of pizza you cock sucka You know come in while let it slide you come in when I'm doing blow on a fucking hookers ass off Don't try to protect me

I'm already fucking face deep and a fucking thing a harrowing Six lights that pizza Skogs suck is trying to protect his cookies through fucking with myself a steam. Listen, here's a deal. The pizza was amazing. Thank you. Honestly, God, when you said it was thin crust, I got scared. Fucking unbelievable pizza.

It's good. Very tasty. It was good. Dial up anytime for you, baby. For a flipper, can we give the number to the fans? You should actually, you know what you should do is get a fucking YKWD discount. It was good. Dial up anytime for you baby. For fun. Can we give the number to the fans? You should actually, you know what you should do is get a fucking YKWD discount, like a dollar off.

All right. Or a special YKWD pizza. Do I have to tell you the time? My friend said his own pizza place. So proud of it. This guy, he's a comic, quick comedy, opened up on pizza, Paula. And he called me up and he goes, can you make, you knew I had a computer? You know, can you make me a flyer?

I go, I'm gonna make you fly, I'm absolutely Jimmy. I'll do whatever you want. I made a logo, Jimmy's pizza, Paula, whatever. He goes, yeah, we're gonna do a dollar off. Shrimp, scampy, pizzas. We have these amazing large shrimp, scampy pizzas. It's gonna be a hit. It's gonna be what we're known for,

these shrimp, scampy pizzas. Fresh shrimp, we get right. Unbelievable. So I give him the flyers. He puts them all up. He has his kid. Put them all over the courthouse. All I ever eat is cars in the parking lot. He opens up the first day. He calls me around 114-115. You motherfucker. You motherfucker. I'm like, what?

He goes, you forgot the off haha I go what he goes you didn't put off you put a dollar for a large shrimp scampy pizza I just gave away 14 free a dollar large shrimp scampy pizzas you fuck I'm gonna be bankrupt you cock sucker you didn't write oh f, F-F! Everybody, he had to give around 30 something pieces for a dollar that day. Cause I'm a fucking idiot, not a spell. I don't know, I'm fucking learning his ability.

Um, we should do a game where I looked on it and said, mushrooms. It had four o's on the mushroom pizza. Hey spell check it cock saga For you print it up What's up Joe? Oh, we should have a I had a sure I had a joke that you hadn't seen that many consecutive Letters since last time you bought a t-shirt You hadn't seen that many consecutive letters since last time you bought a t-shirt

Where's that bandanna? Can you swap that over to Joe triple X? Yeah Here's the problem of that that would have been okay like different words better timing. Yeah Well, you got this well different words better comic Well, where are you gonna find that? Oh, well, where are you gonna find that? I'm I'm I'm worried it's gonna be hard. We should have a thing where people knock over the entire sound system I'll hit her later. We have a date. Hey Bobby. I got this friend. Just don't even worry about my point He got a friend. He just got a jail. Can I bring him to the next podcast?

I got a friend he just got a jail. Can I bring him to the next podcast? Serious I almost joked on my water that would have sucked it We're throwing up. I want to throw it up all that good pizza run fucking on her fucking gorgeous legs He's actually not a good friend. I met him online, but he just did 25 the life But he's a big fan. I just well actually I can't love you love me I'm better you I have all listened to you in the joy. And I have this guy coming in. I met him on the train. Yeah, I've seen him in front of my window

for the last week and a half around midnight. And he's a big fan. He works at energy kitchen. He got a job there because I live across the street. Where did you meet him? You met him in the park, you see? This guy, he's a super fan. He's met Bobby.

I know, but where did you meet him though? In Baltimore. You couldn't tell. He came to a comedy club. He's a comedy super fan. He goes to every show. He's a great guy. He's got to just let him downstairs

somewhere in the park. Microphone, honey. He was in the microphone. Really? I'm right here. Right there. That's good. Yeah, we need you right there. Okay.

I told you, pretend that you're a second boyfriend. That's right. Yeah. I wish I got a great Announcement to make that you're gonna like everybody's gonna like I You ready? Yeah, are you guys ready? Yeah, who is she ready? I'm ready. Louis is not moving to LA K here baby! HAAAAA! It's great! Lewis is staying here! This can't be!

Lewis, hallelujah! What a hallelujah! Everyone just went... What? Wait a second! Wait a second! I didn't say anything! I heard on the grapefine five days ago, someone's like, I heard Lewis isn't going to LA,

you can tell me if this is true. Smart move, right? And I was like, nah, I'm like, I saw the, I saw the yesterday, I would've known this. She's serious? I lied to your fucking face. The whole time? I lied to everyone's face.

I told Beatrice she has to lie to all of her friends' faces. So I could've made this announcement on this show. Wait, why? Two or five days of her glorious. What the hell did she do this? She's cried twice, it's crazy. Why? What the fuck is going on?

Why are you crying? Because I had some excitement in his life. He's staying, man. I lied to you. I lied to you. I lied life. He's staying, man. I'm like a tension. You have to be that tension. That's why I was going to say a little fart. Because we got through to him. That's why he got through to him.

I have to book you on my show now. Yes. Joe just threw it at the perfect end. When did he make this? This is horrible news. Joe books are showing he just throws it at that like that. Me and Kelly Fisher got a fist fight last week over there. I cried for you, Lewis, because you were going. I'm sorry. He also got me good by gifts. I feel bad about the good

I'm really I'm a card I don't know my things Yeah, I'm crying for me Puerto Rico Now it was a handful it was a handful of variables when did you make this decision? What like four days ago, Bob? Yeah, just like a woman can't be happy for you Has to be mad Bobby you come through to him, dude. I think it's great. Well apparently it's me and big Jay Big Jay you didn't do shit

This clock soccer call. I'm glad we are I'm bloody finally loose What the fuck did he listen to you for native you devastated? Would you get him on your shitty show that nobody listens to? Glugings of what? Of what? Lewis is great on this show. I think it's a great show. I think he's great. Maybe you belong on this show.

I think it's all you're ever gonna have. So I... Yeah, just staying here. Yeah, whatever. Dude, it was like, it was a bunch of shit. And... Fuck. Just, you know, dude, it's my specialty, Bobby.

Just like, peaks and valleys. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Well, let me ask you a question. First of all, you didn't say that to me, fuckface.'s best to the Bobby. There's like peaks and valleys. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Bobbi we had a great way you headlining tell them where you fucking had Well my headlining I'm the Creek in the cave one night six o'clock. Why are you headlining? I'm featuring again at comics and I'm doing one night headlining there. What are you headlining? Bird what night? Oh Promote it you fucking eating. I don't know what the ifs the ones here the Sunday yet. Are you headlining? To name a big club. I have a website website. Quiz nose. Go to realasdo.com and you can see, I'll be back in comics.

So here you go. You went to the, this out, this out, listen. Shoes just works like this. There's some guys that break the fuck out because of their charisma. It's the timing, it's who they are. Okay, and then become stars. The rest of us, we have to fucking work hard,

hustle shit out, create characters, help each other. One of them. I'm talking, hang on. Dude, Russian voices. I'm talking about comics. I'm talking about stand-up comedians. I'm not fucking functioning sociopaths that live in Queens and Brooklyn. What you talking about?

Listen, we help each other out. It's my connection to this guy that makes me find Joe List. I know Nick DePolo that uses Joe, and then I use him because of that, and we become friends, and then he introduced me to this guy, and they like Lewis, which I didn't really like, because they like him now, I'm gonna miss shot. You like Lewis way before I like Louis

We're like a month here fucking greatest of all time, jollis Hate me until I call them up saying hey, dude. I told Esquire magazine about you. They're doing a thing I guess I like it is pretty close to the truth But it's all about sticking around, building a foundation of friends, people knowing you are and knowing that you're a good guy and developing your act. You're becoming funnier than you were. You are really getting funny. You're getting funny.

I think it's a good movie state. I'm so glad you started stealing from younger comics. Yeah. What's important? I was at a show last night and a fucking guy was in the front row just by himself writing notes And I was like what are you doing and it's like I'm taking notes and writing a screenplay I was like with our jokes. You're in a fucking screenplay Yeah, I swear to God. I was like if you don't put it around I'm gonna kick it out of your fucking hand

You put it away and that's why I love him to that fucking Puerto Rican rage That's insanity you don't take a notebook out and start taking notes. Don't tell us don't tell us what insanity We get it settle down. No, no, no, no, no, no, yes. I'm looking your eyes out. Yeah, yeah, yes, we get it. No, no, no, no. Bobby, not everybody is as nice as you in that way, man. Yeah, but the com, most people are competitive

and cutthroat. Yeah, but that's a, I agree with that. But the people that I hang with, I think, are very generous. I think when they find people that are talented and that are cool and the nice people, I think we genuinely generous, I think when they find people that are talented and that are cool, and a nice people, I think we genuinely help each other. Yeah, I think way more people are like that than are that competitive.

It's anywhere people on the way up that are shitty and couldn't really help you anyways that are so comfortable. And those people become, some of those people turn to, when they understand later and the fear goes away, and they get some success, and when their fear goes away and they get some success and when their fear goes away they become a little more generous. I've seen that. I've

seen people rise up and be fucking cunts and then become more generous as they like he said it goes up and down everybody goes up and down look at even Chris Rock Louie goes up and down. Yeah. All those people who tap and down. No, that's just a down. But you know, I think it's, you know, the fact that you said, fuck it, I'll go with you out to Fox Woods and Kelly too. You take those things, you didn't get paid a million dollars and they're gonna use you because they're good guys. They like you. You'll go out there, you'll headline

and you'll do the same shit for somebody else someday. Hopefully. I mean, this is stuff that I've learned from Norton and Colin and you know, guys like that. Patrice, we all did the shit for each other back there. Like you guys help each other out too. But I'm glad you're staying, dude, because here's the deal. You're fucking, you built the foundation here. You were sitting in a lull for a long time. You got impatient like we all do. And then you use your creativity, your spirituality,

and your physical, you got in a shape again. You took your power back. You said, fucking, I'm gonna write jokes. I'm gonna become healthier mentally, and I'm gonna fucking physically get my shit back together, and that gives you the strength, and people attracts good things to you, and allows, so now you're on stage doing jokes,

and I'm going, that's a fucking funny joke. This kid's a good kid, I can refer you to something. Take you, and not worry about it. I don't have to worry about Joe doing 25 minutes in front of me. You know what I mean? It doesn't have it, yeah. Well, yeah.

Yeah. So, I mean, that, so it's on you. Now, things are starting to happen, but you gotta respect the lows. It goes up, it goes down. Well, the virtual awakenings with Bobby Kelly. My personality type, we talk about my fucking, the belt that is murdering me right now. Lifted your gut like luggage.

I ate too much pizza. Nobody stopped me. Lifted up a bag. Nobody stopped me. I stopped you from the cookie I tried. You tried. You didn't try out enough. I tried.

And you fucking looked at me like a demon. I saw your demons. I said, Jesus Christ, I remember I went Jesus Christ. And you looked at me like a demon. I saw your demons. I said you're Jesus Christ But I remember I went Jesus Christ and you looked at me like mind your own fucking business That's because you use the Lord's name and vein and that fucking bothered me So much stuff smug and since now Keep drinking I really To the top Jesus Christ I really have a really weird perspective on things I want the facetious fucker

You get away your apartment where are you and being the baby gonna live? Yeah, I lost their living with me and Don for the next three years I lost I gave them my apartment. I actually in his apartment for the next five days. Yeah, but yeah, we lost like 2500 bucks on the move I think it was a smart move that dude. Yeah. Why? Why? Why? Why? My honest opinion. No, I want you to lie to Louis's face. Please. I'm gonna be the best way to start a sentence about moving. Like you're a big like you're a fucking poota. I will give you 2% talking about honest opinions. Fucking love jealous. I can't get a shit.

Joe, I really do fucking have this shit. I mean, I never thought of it. I just went, yes, I do. I don't want you to lie. Like a big event is happening, honest and stupid. Everybody, please rise for Janice Poppins's honest opinion Fuck up folks. I read the truck and I read half post this morning The honest opinion of the honest poppins

I think it's a good idea didn't move Delay because he's not gonna make you didn't know I'm just joking Are you being serious about your honest about the real the real No me and Louis been doing a lot of shows recently. Yes, and I know it was for a while right and I actually was thinking that dude When we're like, you know, we've been doing shows I was I actually went through that in my mind like Jamie's moving Because you've gotten so much funny like you're fucking really funny like you're crushing and New York is if you're not in New York You're not gonna be able to get up every night right now, I know and so it was just basically solely on that Because LA's LA is not a stand-up town, you know, it's not for stand-up comedies But for I think what I wanted to do is I wanted to

Um, I wanted to do is I wanted to, um, I wanted to, like, go on the back door. Like, you know, most people you stand up to go on the back door at the entertainment industry, in my mind, I wasn't really getting off here the way that I wanted to. At the time, I was in a real low, like, I was in a rental run. Some of gay sex?

Yeah, gay sex. I wasn't fucking enough dudes. I ain't on the back. Can I get in the back door? I wasn't really getting off the way I wanted to So I figured I go to LA and fuck some dudes out there. I was sucking their dicks like crazy I mean all day sucking dick, but I wasn't fucking at all No, I was almost like in my mind. Oh, let me go to LA. I mean try to get on TV

Let me try to act a little bit. Let me try to audition Get it some more acting classes and let me almost fucking to where my way back into stand up and have people go, oh shit, Lewis is actually really good because they would almost have to. You know what I'm saying? Um, but I don't know, shit just got good for a couple months and... Well shit gets good because listen, this is my point. Shit gets good when you rely on yourself and you go to those three things that are in your control.

That's it, and creativity is one of those. You decide it to be funnier. You're a better person than you were three years ago You're not a piece of shit And I believe that you girl and your son have a lot to do with that You have something finally in your life that you care about you have a responsibility other than yourself Which which tamed you out a little bit and you've. And you've the panic that sometimes sets in us as comics, the fear is exactly the fuel we need to get to the next level. That fear and panic and being afraid and seeing people pass us

and relationships falling out, and then that makes other relationships happen. And then you actually get to either quit or you become better. And that's how you get to that next level. That's how you get through, and all of a sudden find an extra. I just hit another plateau in my creative career because I shut things down for the last five months

because of the baby. You know, that shit was just overwhelming. Just I can't think of jokes. I can't think of, and then the baby came and all of a sudden now everything's kind of, okay, the baby's here and now to, I know what's going on, it's growing, everything's cool. And I'm like, what the fuck? And then all of a sudden it's like, okay, just go back to those three things. I just got to be spiritually cool.

We started working out again. I'm fucking up left and right, but you know what, I'm still gonna go to the gym. Why don't you guys, I'll try new guys. What's up with that? Let's not get carried away. She's in jail. I can't know what's up with that.

I can't, I can't, I can't try. I can't be a fat sweaty guy around you. We're the boner, that's gonna be weird for everybody. Well, use that boner, don't worry. We'll wait, yeah, we're working it. We're working up with everybody. We're working it. We're working it. We're working it. We're working it stop She's got a fucking husband that's gonna listen to show is he gonna listen? No, he doesn't even know how to turn on the computer Robert you're wrong. That's not the only thing he doesn't have to turn on

That was Lewis's all-time best line Bobby was just in shock was noticed is all time best line bobby was just in shock you can even react to the stand there uh... uh... somebody just fucking killed a rabbit in front of the house i love it i love it jogas made the face i know i'm making i'm making a hilarious face i thought you had a home

uh... but i think i think yannis is right to the fact that you you literally it didn't make any sense to us because here you are, you're building a foundation here, you're starting to develop fans and friends, and all of a sudden you're gonna throw away that foundation that's actually built on me. A lot of blood, sweat, and tears,

and you're gonna go do a whole new one. Stop from scratch. Especially since Nate's probably coming back. You know what I mean? Well, I had a conversation with Nate, and then I was like, I was like, I was like, pseudo, I was like, tell me the really, the chances.

What are the chances you're gonna be back in New York with any year? He was like, I mean, look, if everything's good, he was like, I hope that happens. He's like, but if that's the case, it won't really matter. He was like, look, I'll be in Tennessee in three, four years, ideally,

and then I'm like, wait a minute. My following Nate Bargette, he out to Los Angeles, to then to maybe have to decide if I'm gonna follow him to a country bump in Tennessee. You don't follow anybody. I know. Listen to me, Nate's, Nate is, Nate is, Nate is worrying about fucking Nate, dude. He's at a point now. Look, look, you don't think a million, you know, me fucking development deals, Dane

Cook had around 50. Dane who? Bob Marley. 50. I mean, there's so many comics out there that you want to try another fucking shit show me another name Zero that heck out the dizzles characters zero. I mean look dude. This is a big shot for him And you wanted all you want everything to go good. He's not fucking thick. He's worried about what the fuck he's doing No, I know you're gonna worry about the fuck you you're doing, even if it's on this, you think

it's this small level. It's huge. Everything you, you decision you make is big because you know how it's going to affect you. And the things you've been doing is so good. You've been getting on stage. That's your only responsibility. You've been trying to write jokes and you're trying to make them good, not all of them, but most of them are getting

better. But the thing is, and your home life, your personal life, your friends care about you. That means that reflects on you, Dickhead. You're going to stand that? Dickhead. In inspirational speech with two big bald guys. And I especially say seeing him with the fox words and just seeing like, you're so good there. We're not only like, just on stage,

like he's just a good dude to hang out with. You get along with everyone, you're fun to be around. You know what's happening dude? I was mad at you for leaving. You know what's seriously what I see happening? But it's like, you're such a funny guy off stage. That's starting to translate on stage. That's not even so much the jokes.

It's the whole presence. Like you start, you start to pick that up. Like the audience is starting to pick up you're getting so comfortable up there it's like it's about it's it's the jokes but it's you're starting to enjoy you you know what helps with that too I guarantee it's the hosting you've done. It makes you try to tell Kelly that at Foxwoods go host or go on stage and don't do any jokes for the first five minutes. Just talk about your day. You'll be forced to be yourself. I'll host it on Sunday. What's that?

I'll host it on Sunday. How was it? It was great. Yeah, it was more crowd-grating. Well, those are the audience. Was it great? Your grade? Or was it fucking regular comic grade?

It was great because there was 21 people there. Why is he making faces? Lewis was a good or not? I wasn't there. He wasn't there. It was a different club. Did you hear? I'm going to I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

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I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not's 22 people there. I kill in front of 22 Yeah, that's a problem. Oh, but that you develop bad habits. We went from 21 to 22 Kelly, look Kelly ate her dick off this one. There's like 70 people on the ground This one should I got a funny It's hard I just don't know when there's a lot of people I just can't do well My favorite part was that once you realize it's the opposite.

Yeah. No, because I used to be the same way. I used to get intimidated by big crowds. Because I was big crowds are easier. When you used to, when he says you used to, it's a month ago. A month ago. Because there's more option. You got more mathematically.

At least half the people are going to laugh. You're going to hear big, big, big, big fun. And laugh just contagious too. So if you can get 10 of them, the rest of them are going to follow. The small crowds are the harder ones Well, you're gonna say yeah, we watch oh, we watch oh, I'm gonna make funny. I'm just gonna tell the story as it happened Kelly had like a bad bomb we all have them I'm not making fun of you. We actually a bad bomb But her more than everybody Lewis is trying to like you know fucking razor spirits whatever I had just got there

Dave Smith is on stage. It was I was stage stage I was like how's the crowd and he goes he didn't want to answer and I go seriously I'm next how are they he goes they're fucking great so it's really funny Dave's trying to be sweet like uh let's not and I'm like no seriously dude she was in the money spot she was number two hosts smashed first guy brought down the house the other way was the Yana's by the way, it was the first guy. Yeah, dude, it was that, it was the one I was like packed. Like, Rob just missed you. Yeah, dude.

And Kelly really, uh, how much is Yana's love when you say smashed? You see, when he's sitting, he looks like he's about to fucking execute someone. He's got a big high round. Yana's like a cross with his head, off with his head. Yana's, how you doing, Yana, is she all right? I'm doing pretty Your fanos, fanos. How you doing, Janice? You all right?

I'm doing pretty good. You good? I wouldn't say good, you know. Why? Oh boy. This is girlfriend of surpassing an accompli- She's fucking lapping him. He's just telling the person I'm telling.

Janice, do you understand the way comics? I understand why these fucking cuts on Twitter's Don't know how to fucking pull it back It's because we teach them just how to be ruthless Just what a fucking Cutting and then Joe just made it I was thinking and I didn't want to say it but these Is that too you're getting death threats? Well, that's not new though from your girl And you know what the they mostly come from Greek people. Yeah, well, where was that? Is that too? You're getting death threats? Well, that's not new, though.

From your girl? And you know what, they mostly come from Greek people. Yeah, well, you know, yeah, yeah. Well, Greek people are very conservative sometimes. My family's just fucking weird. We all slept with each other at some point. That's why I watch them. Yeah, conservative.

Yeah, very conservative. You slept with your family? No, I'm just kidding. Cousin, third cousin, I think that's not fair. That's okay. Well, Pano's, you know, a lot of them just think he's just a bad stereo You know a lot of people get a friend to buy it. So he's so what's going on? What's up? What's up? You girl? You mad about your girl

I'm that mad about it. No her career doesn't bother me at all man. And so far as it's going great for her It's just you know, it's about the relationship if we can work on the relationship Well, you guys have problems. Yeah, you I don't want to put it all out there. You guys have problems? Yeah, you have something? What? I don't want to put it all out, dude. You know, we're just having no- She's got like 250,000 dicks following on Twitter. No, but I mean, are they okay?

Lewis. The thing is her and Carly Aqualino, whatever. I don't know if anything like that has happened in comedy recently, where you went from where they were to Jess. Well, none of her. Jessy May is a bump above Carly. No, she is. But a Jesse's been a comic cool Jesse May my girl is girlfriend. Okay, but I don't mean I don't mean like that

I just mean like from where they were like you know like so what she's no where just fucking explode like Like even like a Chey Mako chai No like a real career not industry heat like recognize on the street like four weeks What does she do? How come I don't know girl code. It's like four weeks, she's a celebrity. I, I, I, I, I, What does she do? How come I don't know? Girl code. Girl code. Girl code. It's MTV's biggest hit since Jersey Shore. Bigger than guy, is a guy code.

I code it's like the same thing. Guy code. Guy code. I call it MTV Cheers. It's not even on MTV, it's on MTV Cheers. Hey, Bobby, remember that show? I audition for that show. That's the show that I'm not on. That's the one that's really good.

Yeah, that's why it's doing well. Well, you have a shitty accent. Listen, nobody wants to listen it Girls you know what happens It is shadow and my teenage girls don't want to take advice from an old lady. I fucking love me. Wow, dude You really cut deep. How are you not gonna develop a twitch from doing this podcast? Why you know bad arms? You suck a comedy. I hit your body. I agree dude

Your accent sounds stupid You put me in a cobra clutch five times I fuck Kelly I know I agree no more picking up the st stupid do it start your own fucking podcast Leave these pieces of shit What do you mean we're pieces of shit? Let's see here. She blew up. What's going on? I don't watch TV. She's got She huge she blew up what what's going on? I don't know I don't watch TV. She's got 159 50,000 I sort of tweet that Justin I love Jess. Oh, then tweet was like I was a tweet no big deal and I checked on it

It was 10 minutes old 280 right? Yeah, she gets thousand she got a hundred thousand falls on Instagram now Is that putting some strain on the relationship or is it other stuff? It's not Look this is as far as I'll get it. I won't want to get too much into it but it's a bit of her she's your shitty career is putting strain on her handle being with a loser right you know what can I say something you know I want to say something you know we don't have to get into it I understand it but you understand her too she doesn't know how to there's no handbook on how to be famous. You know, see, there's no hand, when you go from zero to fame like that, when all of a sudden

people know you, people care about what you're saying, and they don't even fucking know you. She doesn't have to fucking handle that. So her brain is all over the place. So you, her family, her friends are gonna suffer. You're gonna feel weird because she's a little disconnected because she's trying to connect to what the fuck is going on and not lose her shit because like I said to you, I said to you before, you know, she's trying, this is a big thing for her. Just like if you got it, it'd be a big thing for you, but you're in the business a lot longer You know guys like me and you a fucking hustler's man nobody's giving a shit and this business tends to give people Certain people young people good-looking young people they give them stuff real fast

Yeah, and you know how's they do they take it away real fast too? So you you got to you know this could be do, they take it away real fast too. So you got to, you know, this could be her shot. And she's going to make the best opportunity. She's going to make the best out of it. So, you know what, dude, you're a little mature, definitely more mature guy. You're an older dude. I'm immature, but with this, yeah. Yeah. So, you know, I understand where you're coming. I'd be in the same spot you are, but you're also understanding of it in a weird way. You're actually putting your feelings, all right, I'm gonna try to figure this out.

Most guys would flip the fuck out. Suck my dick, get the fuck out. Look, I told you before, I never dated a girl with a headshot, cause I never wanted to run into this problem, cause I'm not mature enough to deal with it. I dated a chick who was an esthetician, a fucking tanning salon, a chick,

some broad that works in Mickey D's or I'm fine with that. I don't need a chick with hopes and dreams. That's his idea. Yeah. I am, I'm happy for it. Yeah, there's no jealous person. You can't be numpy. And you know, like yeah, my career is going decent.

So I've no, there's no qual, I've no, the problem is when you start to, when your career starts to take over your life, then that's when the problem, you gotta see because I guess because I'm in the business of the world and I have to work hard, I look at it as a job and when things start having for me, it's just a job. Even when I'm signing an autograph on an autograph line, it's a fucking job. It doesn't have any effect on me once it's over. In fact, I don't, you know, it's just a job. I don't love it or get all. Hang on one second. Louis, sometimes at the end of shows, people ask you for your signature. It's when it's like a man. I want to remember tonight with your signature.

Like what you've done really well and people love you later. Go ahead. Okay. I don't know. So like, yeah, you know, any like the and I think for her. Yeah. Yeah, like she just, if she needs to breathe right now, she should just fucking breathe. Because I'm sure there's a lot of people in her ear, you know how when she starts popping, the industry just starts showing up. It's gonna be careful.

People are pulling her everywhere. You just need to fucking breathe, relax, and believe in yourself and believe that you know The show give me opportunity cut Your cut to her right now with her friends. I wish he just stop breathing He could just stop breathing. I'd be so happy and whatever you know whatever we decide or she decides going forward She decides Jesus Christ No, I mean hey look. I love the girl

Okay, and uh, you love her, but you married to Marisa And you know if this is her life and she you know if she decides that she needs to focus it's my life It's now I was gonna do I was gonna do it. I'm gonna live forever. I'm gonna live forever. I'm gonna live forever. I'm gonna live forever.

It's my life. It's my life. It's my life. It's my life. That's the whitest thing you've ever been to. That's the whitest thing you've ever been to. That's the whitest thing you've ever been to. That's the whitest thing you've ever been to.

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That's the whitest thing you've ever been to. That's the whitest thing you've ever been to. That's the whitest thing you've ever been to. That's the whitest thing you've ever been to. That's the whitest thing you've ever been to. I just feel like if you respect if you respect the craft this is good then craft talk with I never I never Know the truth. Do you want to know the truth? Yeah, the industry like you know they come they go and shit She's gonna be real careful. I was talking because Phil provincio the guy even better father cut the guy she's dating I didn't realize how big it wasn't to feel is like oh Jess was here for a midnight prom show last night I guess I just stay back and hour off the show because everyone in the audience about 400 people wanted a photo of Jess. Wow.

Everyone wanted a photo of her. And I was like, I knew that her Twitter lineup was like, dude, I knew that she became a fucking star. Funny as part of all that. She doesn't photograph that well. Awesome. Sorry. Yeah, she doesn't paint that well either.

I put bad for her because that's what you said makes sense. One of my best friends from Australia got famous really quickly. Yeah, but that's Australian famous. That's not real famous. My grandmother can be a famous and fucking your shitty country. It's all about how you feel about yourself. How do you feel about yourself? You feel good about yourself.

How do you feel? I feel good about myself. And when things started happening for me, I felt good and confident about my skills. I didn't feel like anyone did. Did you have any time? Yeah, so to me, I was able to separate. You know, I'm just, I'm able to separate.

For her, I think she's, and I maybe I'm wrong, but my gut is telling me for her, it's new, and I'm not sure if she feels really good about herself. She, you know, yeah. She's got the right. She feels like she came to it too quickly. Maybe and I think that it just you start to worry and you start to say maybe I should take it this option. Maybe she don't want it to go away. Whereas like. I think you want the world. Yes. Is it for to go away. And you know the sad part is here's a

sad part is eight dogs go away for a little bit. He is gonna be a point. I mean look, this this this certain people that were born to be, my acting teacher told me this. Tom Cruise was born to be famous. It's it. Born. There's nothing he could have done or did. No acting class, nothing. He was born to be famous. The rest of us, this is a job. This is what we do. There's certain people that were born to be superstars. That's it. And the rest of us, this is our job. This is what we do. We always have that hope. Maybe I'll be Dave Chappelle famous or funny someday. You know what I mean? It might never happen. You might never get

exposed that much. But we have our fans. I have my fans, you get your family, we all have our fans. And there's always that opportunity that you can, someone's gonna give you a show or a shot or something's gonna happen. She got her shot and it came early. That's it.

It could have happened 10 years from now, but it came early. And you know what what and fucking six years Lewis could be holding up a fucking Emmy. I'm honest to God I was I was I had to go I had to go I Me holding up a paycheck from a club. Well, I was I was I was telling you know look. I was sitting with Ben Bailey That deserve more but whatever I was sitting with a girl named Emmy in a paycheck from a club. Well, I was telling you know, look, I was sitting with Ben Bailey. That deserve more, but whatever. I was sitting with Ben.

Only have a girl named Emmy in a parking lot, with fucking was mind bending. Thank you. That was amazing. I was very curious. It was hilarious. What do you want us to laugh like the audience? I feel like that Lewis so infrequently has a good one

that everyone's just blown away and can be as far. They're like, it must have been a flaw in that joke somewhere. He's in. So it's his fault. Just perfect jokes. Everyone's like this. It's Lewis's fault that he's trying to ignore him all the time. I had too much pizza. But, you know, I was telling Lewis this, how was sitting with Ben Bailey two years?

I think you're going gonna say Ben Bailey two. That's funny to me. There's a single. I was with Ben Bailey two. I was with Ben Bailey. His name is Dan Soder. At the downtown hotel in off of sunset. One of the worst hotels I've ever stayed in.

At the pool, just the shithole. And two years before and then two years later, he's holding up an Emmy. Walks in the cell with the shit hole. And two years before, and then two years later, he's holding up an Emmy. Walks in the cellar with a fucking Emmy. You never, we're both sitting there we're out there for a Jason Steinberg showcase that did shit. You know, we're out there just having shit

and giggos, nothing happened. And then all of a sudden, two years later, he's holding up a fucking cellar with an Emmy. It's like, you never know in this business. That's the greatest part about it. It's like, you never know in this business. That's the greatest part about it. It's also the scariest and worst part about it. Not the fastest horse wins the race. You understand?

But you gotta keep your head on the ground. Also, the biggest thing with TV staff is to remember, or mind yourself, with this job, it's not if I get fired, it's when I get fired, because every single job ends. So if someone's trying to hold on to something, that is in the case with your weight-using job. Oh, God, I don't know.

Did he just say that everyone was supposed to stop? Kelly, can you keep on giving me advice? That was a good one. That was a good one. That's really good. That's a job you'll never get fired from. It is excellent advice to remind yourself. That thing is going to go away. It is excellent advice to remind yourself. We think that things are gonna go away. It is gonna go away.

It's absolutely gonna go away. And you have to be ready with that. Yonna's do the opposite, whatever she just said. You can't do that. You can't do that. Just a maze, totally grounded. She's not somebody else. I mean, I don't know what's going on in her head

only she does, you know? And a lot of our, whatever problems we may be having also have to do with just personal stuff. But, but the most I will say about it is I do think that, that is affecting stuff. Without it, of course, but if it didn't, you wouldn't be human. If you guys weren't being, if she wasn't affected by it, you guys look, she wouldn't be a human being. She's weird shit happens with this type of fame.

The stuff that, when you go that quickly and all of a sudden you're noticed and that people are coming at you You get weird and it infects you you're all fucked up because it's not what it was and Transition sucks every time my kids sitting there sleeping like a little fucking log and I got to pick them up and move them I fucking cries as soon as I get them in my eyes arms. He relax again. Let's sleep. It's the transition that fucks people off That's a good analogy. I'm an allergy sleep. It's the transition that fucks people off. That's a good analogy. I'm an allergy bob, you didn't know that. Spiritual Awakens, the private hell. So, this transition you're going through, once it settles down, I'm hoping that you guys are

still together, you guys are at that next level, even in your relationship. And if not, who the fuck knows? I know know both you guys I don't know her But I know you're a strong guy and I know that you You will always be all right this ain't gonna fun. It's sad. I look in your eyes. I see I do I see sadness brother Yeah, you're right. Yeah, and I look in Lewis and Lewis in my eyes and Jo's eyes and we're just so happy because our relationships are so perfect Yeah, yeah, I just ask Quinty eyes because he's great look at the girl there and Joe's eyes and we're just so happy because our relationships are so perfect. Alicia. Yeah. Yeah, she just has squinty eyes because he's great. Look how close together they are. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, bit So does it really with you two? I mean, it's tough

But I'd rather do it than data civilian. I I have to disagree He's way more successful than her so he's not really yeah, she's never She's never gonna make it no, but so It's it's an issue no matter what it's an issue no matter what we've dealt with it really good I know't know. You know what? I just came from Allen yesterday. I got a lot to be proud of myself about.

I dealt with a lot of things really well. You do, you did. So I got a lot to be proud of. You got shot when you were a kid evidently. Yeah. No. How did you get shot when you were a kid? That story.

I knew he was an adult. Have you seen his act? No. Long story short. He didn't do it. He didn't do it. He did a show without doing one of his characters That is fucking the work This model fucking didn't do that chick That would I think that one takes the cake. That's the best guys listen the best dig ever guys

This has been a fantastic show. Another great show. Joe list his back. Fucking Yannis Poppiss. I never left, by the way, Bobby just didn't have the show. One of my favorite. Well, you know, Same here, same here.

You guys made the poster. Yeah. Howard Porter poster. You guys are so nice. We got you guys a copy. Everybody's got a copy. We'll sign it at the end of the show. Irene, thank you for bringing your pizza down.

Anytime, thank you. Give the plug again for this pizza place. It's Fiori's. It's on Sullivan between Thompson and Sullivan Street. I'm bleaker. Sorry, bleaker, Fiori's. Yeah, make sure you go check it out. Set in the world.

Yeah, well, it's one of. Yeah, one of. You know, don't fuck us up. You're down there, John's's Joe's. Yeah, so you know, pretty good. Yeah, I tell you what, four slices of my friend, I'm sick fucking believable. I had six. I didn't have six. I think you blacked out. You had two more. Here's the thing is I can put pizza down. This pizza was unbelievable. So really good. You go that you turn into when you want to have four more. Look at me. I'm Bobby only had four, but Ricky's got four more. I'm just in count when Ricky's in count.

Somebody's got a new character. Yeah. My name's Ricky. I'm going to piss my pants off. My bell buckle is in my blood. Listen, I'm gonna make a pledge to my fans right now. And to all you guys, I'm gonna lose weight. I'm done. Bobby Kelly is losing weight.

I'm gonna die. What do you need to? Well, what the fuck is that? That makes me want to have another slice. You want my honest opinion? You want my honest opinion? You want my honest opinion? You want my honest opinion? What the fuck?

How would you do that? Just because I'm concerned about you, man. Well, why? I just said I'm gonna. All right. You just took the wind out of my sail. That's what I'm gonna say. You're fucking fucking sad.

I get with the luggage. Oh my God. I hope you have fucking relations. She dumped you. I really do. Basically, the dialogue was this. Guys, I recognize I have a problem. You got a fucking problem, dude I hope I see Dan Soder and you chick walking on the street together just a successful hot couple Power couple in the industry. I can't wait. Is she going to Montreal?

Not good much We don't know what to kill themself I can't wait is she going to Montreal? Yeah, good much. Well, Yannis better kill himself. Oh, I was sent to you, bitches of her talking to Oni Adams. You're fine, Yannis bleeding himself out in the bathtub. They're both signing each other's headshot. Hi, man, you guys been great. And Kelly Fistuka. Yeah, what do you got, Baba?

And if I may add a Foxwoods Casino, I. She's got a gig there too. How's that? Olga second. That's a showcase show though. Yeah, but shut the fuck up. What are you shot up? Yeah, but it's like when you say that stuff, Louis makes it sound like it's not a big deal. What is a big deal? Oh, something how's that for reality? All right, serious assholes. Yeah,. Yeah shitty. She's being real right now Sorry Hey, so shows about breaking balls shut the fuck up I

Workin class aggression People coming up to me after shows going hey hey I thought you are terrible comic the way everyone's bet on the show The book are really funny. First of all, hey hang on a second. You can't yell you can't get mad at us because you fucking had a good set that night We're only going on we've seen That's a fuck that's by luck that they saw Kelly you know the real deal is though. Yeah, my. This stuff's gonna make you stronger, hanging out with these jackals. Yeah. No, it's not.

This is what you need. There's a deal. Nothing's gonna be able to hurt your feelings. Kelly, first of all, Kelly, I wouldn't bring you on the road with me if I didn't think you can handle it. And I told you last time, and I told you the time before that, you gotta do real shows like that. You gotta stop doing these fucking four people shows at 5.30.

The sun can't be out every time you go on. You need to be able to do a real show because you learn how to be funny in front of a real crowd in front of a real club with real comics. So, like the, when we went to Foxwoods, the first night you were doing that small club shit. By the end of the weekend, you had a great set. You walked out, you went on the NAS,

you show you had a lot of fun, so you're learning too. Yeah, it was great. Yeah, you're having just so the way you should be, usually thanking me because I'm setting the expectations so low that when they see you they go, wow, no way. You can actually speak. This bitch made me laugh on two hard jokes. Cal, listen, Cal is doing a half hour. Cal is funny. So Lewis, I'm glad you're staying. I'm very excited for you. I think you're making the right decision for you. And not only for you, it makes me happy that your chick is happy. Because I know she didn't want to go.

I know she's got friends here. Her business was fucking starting to take off here. Photography business. And you got your kid, man. You raised your hand? No, I'm just getting the air conditioning. I think that it's important to me to be able to business. And you got your kid, man. You raised your hand?

No, I'm just getting to air conditioning. I think that it's important. I think it's important. And a fucking diva. One thing important in life that I learned because I've sacrificed relationships, friendships, and family for a long time in my career to make it. But I realized the one thing that makes me the

funniest is being happy. When you can be happy, when you're truly happy with your friends and your family and you know there's a roof over your head and you're fine and you can be happy, you can be creative and funny. That's when the real funny comes out. That's when you can be as honest as you possibly can be on stage. Okay, okay, I don't need to be on the modern family But I'm saying this is been spiritual wicked. I'm glad you're staying. I think I'm glad you're staying brother I think you made the right choice Now when it all falls apart in a couple months and you go back to where you were maybe even lower

Don't move the fucking Utah. Hey, why are you gonna say that? You would say something really nice. Shut up. Why are you gonna destroy it? I'm from Bobby. Bobby, when you say that, the people will think that I'm not funny. Can you please upset that I'm not funny. Fuck you. You will think that I'm not funny. It won't be my act that I'm doing in front of them on stage that gives them that clue. Why is she a robot No, really I'm so glad you wasted two and a half grand one fucking thought You did you blew twenty five hundred bucks on a fucking whim you dummy She just so I'm not a I'm not a fucking bus girl at a fucking restaurant. I'm fine. I got money in the bank We'll be okay. She just called you homeless That what she said I can't even do it you said I'm not even trying to bust your balls. I heard

And then Bobby lost his shit. I I just being fluent Kelly now I mean now. All right, man. I wrote to him. Thank you for taking videos and hanging out as the intern, wrote to him, the intern. And looking very attractive. Hello. Hello to him. How are you?

That's the thing. That's the thing. I told you she watched my baby. I came in. I thought she was going to try to kiss me as she was leaving. Like, it was going to be one of these weird babysitter things. Rotein looks like the first girl that's kids killed in every horror movie.

Yeah. Hello. Hello. And she sounds like a cancer patient. Hi kids killed in every horror movie. She sounds like a cancer patient. Hi, I'm her 10. Hi, my name is your 10. My dad from Israel. I think she's really beautiful. If you want to respond to that, Jesus Christ. Why would you want to say something? You want to say something? Say something back to the Zazzle? He is laughing like that. Do you ever show him your boots? Do you ever give him? Listen what? All right, well listen you guys thank you for another episode. Hope you guys liked it out there

This is the pizza party podcast. We had some serious moments. We had some funny moments Again, you guys go to YKWD at What the fuck YKWD at Radcast.com email me if you guys want to ship any stuff to anybody on the show Joe Yannis Lewis Kelly anybody even wrote to myself It's 6 7 6 a 9th Ave, number 4.24. New York, New York, 10.03.6. We love all the shit you've been sending us, the food, the candy, which I didn't get any of, because Kelly fucking ate it all.

Yeah, you ate some. I didn't eat any. The white chocolates? I ate it, my wife ate all those. Okay, wow. She's pregnant. She was had a baby. So thank you for sending all the stuff.

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