Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Podcast Louie

Episode Date: April 20, 2015

Robert is joined by Lenny Marcus, Mike Brown, Louie Katz, Stavros Halkias, Alex, Chris Scopo and Deepu Gill. RiotCast.com   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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¡Es una costa! ¡Aspacas no hay ningún rujo! ¿Qué es la mi gas, hall? to the funniest podcast on the planet Earth. This is gonna be a cost-effective podcast. No rules. I'm gonna go to the mic asshole. I'm sure I've already said should I regret it? Can I get a mic? No, what the fuck? That was trying to keep it like a comic head.

I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down, and sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's at no topics, no directions. I love doing it. Way both sides of the coin. That love doing it sides of the coin The day my podcast is popular. I might affect somebody's life. You never know Right That's right.

RightCast.com. No but... Podcast. We are live once again on a wonderful Tuesday and a spring day here in the West Village Recombity as we know it has started. And I got a room full of fucking very funny individuals today. I'm very lucky. I'm very happy to do the show. One thing is I get a lot of funny comics that I probably wouldn't hang out with. I mean my crew of guys is probably, you know, Norton, Voss, Keith, Colin, Lennie. It's my friend, not that I'd hang out with them.

I'm actually more friends with Lennie as a friend than a comic. What does that mean? I'm like, we do friendly things, a human thing. We don't really do gigs together. We have lunch. We have lunch. We have lunch. We have ju-lunch.

We do ju-lunch. We have racist lunch. We do the ju-lunch. We have racist lunch. We do the ju-lunch. But I'm very lucky because I get to have all these other kit guys on that I've met some of them on the road, some of them from out of town,

and some of them that are just very funny guys that I don't get to hang out with so much at the clubs, because I'm so much further along than them in the business. Jesus. You're about to have nothing but TV star friends next month. I am, no. Yeah. Don't jinx me. Oh, fuck. Yeah.

He's basically what he's saying is that we're scraping the bottom of the barrel today with the podcast together. And most of his friends are too famous to do this. I think you have those points. He's getting across. All right, we get it. I love that Josh.

All right. We have Star Bros, Louis Katz, and Mike Brown, and it looks like the evolution of a black guy. You go from a chubby Greek to a thin Jew, just to get old black. What's up? And then you go back to Lenny. You become Jew again.

Right back. There he is. Oh, shit. He almost knocked over the camera. Alex is here, who is, I like to call Alex a civilian, but he's really not. He's actually a creative person. He's just not, he's not a,

even though he looks like he's from the old West for some reason. I used to, how you doing, buddy? Good, how you doing, Bob? Good, buddy, what's going on? I used to, I used to call him, I came up with the name Treeface, because he looks like...

Like Groot or something. Well, no, he looks like his face should be in a tree, like, you know, boys and girls? Like in a story, like, hey, we follow the road to the castle, there's this way, and one of his arms would point that way. Start throwing apples at you. Yeah.

Yeah. We're just talking about, we just open the show up. We have let's go around the room Okay, I'll take care of yeah, cuz I don't know I think you take care of anybody else Do you want to take care of Alex or no, I'm gonna do him at the end. Oh, okay All right, yeah, you said it like you're gonna do first. No, the pause was you go dumb. Oh, I think you said the Caravalex then you go okay, yeah, that's what I love on my show dead air Listen, there as a begging for

We have Lenny Marcus on the show I think the first time on the show I don't know I love I love deep who's close up of you just make sure all your features look fucking just huge Second anger him you oh my fucking don't I don't know I'm out of it today. I'm not gonna why you are I'm gonna be out of it at three in the afternoon on a Tuesday Cuz my life you know my life I don't know I woke up this morning. I was tired. What time do you wake up hunt 11? I want you better for, hun? 11. I went to bed at four. I hope you'd die. Okay.

I'm sorry. Can I say that? Come on. Who the fuck wakes up at 11 is that? People without kids. I'm just out of fatherhood for some reason. Yeah, somehow made sense to that. I actually was like stopped in my track. I was like, shit, I remember waking up at 11. Being tired at 3 when I was a fucking young comedian. I remember when I first moved to New York, I used to feel guilty all the time because I'm raised with my grandfather, my grandmother, my arts and uncles,

and Irish Catholic family, and you woke up and you went to a fucking job or you went to school. That's what you did with your life. You had Friday and Saturdays off, a couple weeks in the summer, Christmas, February, vacation, whatever. But that's it. Although you're going to school or you're working your life. All of a sudden you're a comedian,

I'm here I am in New York, and I'm waking up at three in the afternoon, because I was playing video games all fucking night, techin', techin', you know what I mean? And I'm a fucking quake, quake won in a mini map. And I'm waking up at 3 and I felt like a shitty person. I just go do spots on night and it was fucked up. It was crazy.

You feel like you were living their dream? Like you were doing it for them? I felt guilty and I called up a tree one day and I was like, dude, this New York thing, like it was probably around eight months in the New York city when I, the first time, I had a job, five jobs in Boston. When I moved to New York, I never had a job again. That was the last time I worked. So I moved here, I was fully dependent on stand-up comedy.

And eight months in, I called Patrice, I was like, dude, I feel, I feel guilty. I feel like shit, he goes, yeah, motherfucker. He goes, shut the fuck up. He goes I worked my ass off for seven years to be lazy motherfucker. And I was like, oh shit We did we killed it in Boston did all these open mice did all this bullshit worked our asses off to be lazy Fox. I mean think about what we did fellas Not you, stop us, but the rest of the working

main guys who work off company for a living. No, but we fucking worked our asses off just to be to lazy, just to fucking have every day be a weekend. Yeah, I used to think that, and now I feel like I'm constantly working all the time, like 24 hours a day with social media and all kinds of bullshit and things like that.

You really know how to fucking just shit on it. I'm just saying, man, how the hell is that? I really know how to put that fucking Jew guilt right on everything. I was gonna take that until now, I was social media, I have to work all the time. She's right. She's on his phone all day. Where's your microphone? I don't know, it's not right. Talk into it, talk into it. Hello. He's right. He's on his phone all day. Where's your microphone? I don't know.

It's not right. Talk into it. Hello. There you go. Talk back. You have a very low voice. All right. So go around the room.

I'm sorry. I'm going to interrupt you with my little story. But a little fucking long winded. You guys are staring at me. Go ahead. What do you got? Am I good? Oh, really?

Oh, tell me it's such a dick. I know why he's a dick, because I took him this weekend. I've been slowly taking Chris and we in the road. They're here and there. I got to test the waters with this guy. He's a thin sheet of ice. You never know when you're going to go through. You want to go fishing, but you're going to make sure.

That was a good one. I am not gonna be a man. I'm a bandana. That one, Jesus Christ. I don't know if you're gonna be a bandana for an analogy. It was a whimsical analogy. I enjoyed it. I like to.

Thank you. It was an a level of, you can't have a, give it to me then. I was a whimsical analogy. And I like whimsical analogy. And you say whimsical now. And you say whimsical one more time. Whimsical.

All right, so anyways, I take him with me. He calls me up to go to Uncle Vinnie's in Point Pleasant. Which look, I know it's out there club, it's a one-nighter, but it's fucking great. It's always great. It's always sold out. It's never not packed, and it's never not a fucking great, it's always great, it's always sold out, it's never not packed and it's never not a fucking great show and and I love it because fans who can't come into the city get to see me so it's

always great I bring them with me this fucking kid goes up right before me and kills it fucking killed it okay and uh really just knocked it out of the fucking park so i was very happy to finally you know be able to bring him on the road and he's he stepped it up and now he's killing it because you know there was some times i bring you and you know the only comes out to me once you get off is he killing hard enough that he's not going to be working with you much longer do you do that or no

no with you much longer, or do you do that or no? Oh, no, who got it? No, I'm not. He'll be working with you for a long time. He got a long tour, God, Jack of Aubrey. Yeah, he's not in a 10-year deal. He's not even middling for you. He can do 10 minutes in front of whoever's middling. He's making the announcement for 10 minutes. I know, I got you. He's not funny enough to get a free hotel yet.

All right, good. Introduced the show. We got Lenny Marcus on the show. The first time on the show? Maybe way back when he started it. Maybe week two. Yeah, Lenny Marcus. Yeah, Lenny Marcus, my buddy for lunch.

I've actually, me and Lenny have been friends for how long? 20 years, almost. It's crazy, yeah. A long time, me and Len crazy. Yeah. A long time. Me and him. Me and Lenny. And now we do lunch. We're like Harry met Sally. We really are the odd couple two. Just me and him. He's funny lunch. Oh, it's hilarious. He's he always just one bowl of soup and just simple meals. We're the exact opposite. Like I got my face in the soup. So I don't spill it. And he's got a dripping all down his face. And he's yelling at me. Why do you put your face so close to the

bowl? So I don't spill it on my cell. He doesn't even feel it on himself until the end. And he's dabbling. I think that's character. And then I tried coffelte fish today. He's is like right out of bed. I want the Gafilta fish. I'm like, really? You sure you want to do that? I'll tell you why. He was a trooper. Was it good? See?

I thought I was right about it. I could come through every time I said it. I was thinking, what is up with your master? What is that fish? Tell him, that's me. This fucking, look at that. It's like three fishes in one. That's three.

It's like a super fish. It's a fish, it's Jewish fish, fish ball. It's a fish ball. It's just ball with different fish. Okay, now he's called the filter. Yeah, the filter fish. Okay, is that like three different fishes that have a three different fish with like, gun and fill in terms, something like that?

Like, I hate you. I'm trying to understand, I'm just... I'm just a whimsical question. I'm just trying to figure out. Don't even take that yet, you guys go to Mal. I don't think so. I think that's just the name of it. Does it mean anything? In a Jewish? Yeah.

Is that the light? I know that's the light. Why are you playing? I'm trying to learn as much as I can learn. Yeah, I know. I'm just asking you a black guy dumb right now. Is that a... Is this a...

A pothole? A pothole? What the fuck is wrong with you? It's not an acronym for anything. Oh, this is the thing. It's a jar of it in my store in Washington Heights, and I didn't know what it was. One jar.

One jar. But one jar, and I was like, I don't know what this is, but I know some people. It comes in a jar. Was it the day you have to pass over? Why was it one jar of it? You get high money in that jar, and I'm just going to steal it. I'll tell you why. I had a Jewish foster father for

a long time. Ken Laz, a Laz as his camp bunnies would call him. And he would, he would always have the Kaffelta in the house. With a G, you know this thing. Kaffelta. There you go. Sorry. By the way, Chris De Stefano was in the the podcast and he said the chat room he says I can't believe how much Starburst looks like the love child between Louis and you I love Chris He's funny in the chat room So yeah, I he used to have it all the time and I tasted it, but it was in the jelly and

I was, ugh, this is, you know, I was a young kid. I think it was 17, 18, a fuck of that. Irish Catholic kid eating some type of fucking goo. A Jewish person gave me. You know what I mean? I'm not doing that. Now, later in life, in my 40s, I like fish. I'm a big fan of fish.

I like oysters now, thanks to Georgia O'Neill Patrice's mom got me into oysters, and now I was like, let me try it because I'm a fan of the ocean. I'm a fan of the ocean. I'm a fan of the ocean. I'm a fan of the ocean. Fan of the ocean. I think that's what it says on the jar.

If you're a fan of the ocean. That's actually what management to have its means. Yeah, fan of the ocean. That was bold, though, because... Great shot that was. Most people do not like that. Look, look, look, look, look, look at that. What a great fucking shot.

Anyways, Depot is doing fucking great camera work. A little fast. I almost threw up after that. I like to fill the fish. I think it's good. I it was good it was with the horse radish it was good a little onion what is your day what kind of face carp uh... i know this car pairing

uh... carp flounder flounder maybe some pike pike has pike it blew the pike i don't know a little figured out you know you can get it without the jelly you can get in broth instead of jelly. That's way better.

Is it really? Is it hot broth or cold broth? It's just cold broth. It's not, it's not this weird, clear jelly on it. That's the grossest part of your filter fish. And once you eliminate that, it's actually, just it's not so bad. Fish ball.

It was fucking good. My dad would eat just the jelly. Really? That's disgusting. That's horrible. That's hard, that's hard. That's hard for you. That's right.

I like that. For dessert and forced you know drink forced you have a forced beats you've drank You've drinking whatever whichever way you want to do I've heard it both ways You've drank in then I've drank in did that That is that's harsh to so I'm very I'm excited. What it what won't I know I mean this will all do respect Is ready to think you will not eat I do I mean that would all the truth you're a foodie and I mean this is the best possible This is our lunch right here I first of all here. We got now. This is another thing. We do we play first of all first of all

There's always a second about yeah, You can't have a first of all. There's no fucking A if you don't have a B and a C. Yep, but you don't need a third of all. Third of all, when it's a first of all, you just need a second of all. You understand? Go ahead. I'm gonna hold you to both. I'm gonna hold you. First of all, thank you for saying that bringing that up like you're not being an asshole, but second of all, then with the tone the way you said it. And I don't need the third of all,

but third of all, go fuck yourself. Talking to my girlfriend about this, and there's definitely like two different tones that you always take it the other way, to the cutie tone. You don't have to take it like that. I was just trying to find out, informationally, you're a foodie, and I think we have that established

You have fucking teach your hands a button too far away to me other make a point other than that Put those community college You don't speak English, you don't speak English. You never speak English. Oh, you don't speak English. Here's the deal, okay? Please, okay. First of all, you said, all right, hey, okay, you motherfucker.

You said, you bring it up, and I know what you was doing, okay, you bring it up, but then you went, is there any type of food you don't? I said with all the effects, you emphasized the you, that you emphasize the you. And you basically turn you into fatso. I would have gone around the room after we established you as the host of the show first.

Answer the question. No, if he doesn't, is there any way to play it? You have to hear of it. Bob, be honest, was it a bang bang today? No, it was not a... No, no bang bang. We do, you can't do it. It was today? No, it was not a... No, no bang bang. We do, we do it.

I can't do it. It was just all Jewish food. It was a beautiful deli. What's the name of the deli? Let's plug the deli. Financipiro. Financipiro, it's a small little tiny Jewish kosher deli, 70 second street, right across the street from the comic therapist that we all go to.

And you'd miss it. You don't go cuz you That's fucking Purson normal of course You're normal No And normal What the fuck

Wow Okay, I want to get stop deflecting when he gets out of mail like why you writing shit down? What are you helping them? I want to know the name of the daily Oh That's it Jewish call me will have lunch later right now What's the name of the daily. Oh, yeah. That's it, Jewish. Call me, we'll have lunch later right now. What's the name of the daily again? Financipira. Financipira, it's a great little spot.

You go in, the food is amazing. All of it's great. The waitresses have been there for 60 years. And, Is that a good thing? Is that a good thing? Oh yeah, because they just bring the food comes out, like they knew you were coming.

I mean, you were a soup. They just boom. They know what they knew you were coming. They know me you were a super. They just boom, they know what they knew you were coming. They know me. When I walk in, I just take out the like, why you took anything? I went like they do it like they, they like they knew you were coming.

You go, it's fast. You know the fuck you say? That's what I just said in a fucking better way. He said, what do you mean? Why don't we have a show? That's what we said. You know how you tell a good waitress, the size of her calves.

I mean, she's better than I. Where is that bomb, Mandana? The size of their calves. I want to explain this to you. Take a show, pass it nicely. Yeah. Just wear it. Why don't you wear it around your head, cowboy?

All right, so let's go on to the next. It's the longest intro for Lenny, do you? What? You still have not answered my question. It's the longest intro for Lenny. What? You still have not answered my question. Okay, the thing I will not eat, that's what you're asking. We're all waiting. Okay, I'm fucking going to answer. Yeah, it used to be, you gotta make it.

You gotta make it. But my wife found a way to make Brussels sprouts good. The butter on them? No bacon. Oh. Pinchetta. Pinchetta. Yeah, pancetta.

Yeah. And so pancetta and some vinegar and oil and oh my God, you heat them, you fry them up in the pan and they tell this so good, I used to hate them. That was one food up until maybe two months ago, I would not eat, go fuck yourself. So the answer is, I would eat Giffelta fish if you put a little panchetta in it, probably. Yeah, well, I would not eat go fuck yourself. So the answer is- I would eat gifeltaface if you put a little pen shut down, it probably. Yeah, well, I don't know. I can't do that.

Oh, you can't do that, because Jews don't eat pork. Oh. But we found out pork, what would Jewish bacon is now? What is Jewish bacon, Lenny? Well, according to Robert, it's, what is it, fried, it's pastrami. If you fry pastrami, it becomes like bacon and you can make a BLT Jewish style. And there you go.

That's pretty good. So right now there's nothing. Nothing. I have tried everything. Are you allergic to anything? I'm not allergic to anything. I've tried brain. I've tried pig head.

I've eaten eyeball. I've eaten it all. Yeah, eyeballs. I've eaten it all. Yeah, I was you're eating Yeah, eating dog no, but I would I mean if it's meat I don't give a fuck tell me after before I try it. What do you get eyeball? When you order a pig head some restaurants have pig head and it comes with the eyeball on the teeth and everything and then you because a lot of the good Meat is in the in the jaws and in the cheeks, and it's really, but you want to get a good taco, get a cheek taco. Is that a buche?

I think so. I don't know. What's the eyeball like? Does it pop in your mouth? It's, well, it's alright. It's not great. It's not like I'm going to go ahead. You guys get a cup of eyeballs.

You know what I mean? But who's eyeballs? I look on an animal. But pig. Who's? The one we're talking about? I tuned out. I'm not gonna. Perfect time to ask. I was thinking about the dog. I felt bad about the dog.

I was like, oh, it's sad. How about this? You go take a nap. Go take a nap on the couch. Once you do that, I know. It's not like going to add anything more to the show. That's just mean. All right, introduce everyone else. I got, yeah, still on money. Wow. That wasn't mean, but it was just...

I was kinda mean. Back and forth. I agree with you. Very funny comedian. Mike Brown is back again. Brown, bruh, bruh, we do up till? Paul. What is black, black, black? That's a gun set. It's like the gun. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nice. When you fry that for astronomy, black, black, black, that's the puppet for astronomy. You know what I mean? Sweat, hollow. Mike and Mike are spitting it. Comedy bullets. Comedy bullets.

Let me, if you look more disgusted. We're never doing lunch. Jesus. So I was in my neighborhood and all of a sudden I heard, blab, blab, blab. That's how we got the police report, blab. It was a real black guy with a gun, taking out Jewish people at the deli. Blab, blab, blab.

I ducked. OK. Well, let's go. Louis Katz is back. Fresh from LA. How are you doing? My favorite Irish comic, Louis Katz. How you doing?

How was LA? It was good man, kind of boring, but the weather was nice. That's what I love about LA. Anybody who goes to LA, they always come back. How was it? Weather was good. Yeah, the career is still the same, but... Exactly. People think that you're going to go to LA and someone's going to go, where have you been? We've been looking for you. It's less stand-up. And I'm staying with my folks when I'm there,

so it's like... Oh, your parents lived there. I forgot about that. Yeah, yeah. So I'm saying what, you know, masturbation made a big comeback and then how many times a day? I was up there, like, it wasn't like high school levels, but I definitely say like late 20s levels, you know what I mean? Like, really? These mid 30s levels, which are pretty low, typically. How is fucking in when your parents house to deck over? Oh, Jesus Christ, you have a fucking... Did you bring the podcast to a screeching hall with a personality?

I mean, not even. I loved it. Just want to know how Louis fucking... You know my mom's, is that saying... Is that mom wrong? I want to get to know him. I want to ask you what. We know it's with those creeper glasses, right?

I literally thought I was listening to NPR. I thought somebody turned... So anyway, Louis, how the fucking... Now fucking, we must say fucking. Tell me about your fucking. I'll be honest, my mom's not as down to fuck. She used to be Showed real patients there really appreciate that he wasn't at her high school level See high school level. Oh, that was a good day. Okay, speaking of the fucking bomb fucker.

What a segue. Have you ever seen the movie, spanking the monkey? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so you know what it's about. Yeah, yeah. Okay, what it's about? It's about like the slacker dude, and then there's kind of a big twist at the end. Well, I don't think we need to fucking not do a spoiler about 1992

You know fuck off I expect the monkey is about a guy a kid and his lives with his mom and his mom breaks her foot Yeah, yeah, and needs him to help her And his mom's really smoking like that, but not hot like porn hot like like if you saw somebody's mom hot You know like fucking big juicy mom titties, but not sagging, but kind of nice and classic milk not today's milk Classic classic classic 1980s early 90s Milf like stifler's mom and the American pie kind of better than that But yes, yeah better than that more proportion. So then she winds up fucking and fuck she gets drunk one night and they fuck

And the mom and son yeah, well don't think of your mom when you're doing it because you'll make that face If you think of like you're watching your friend fuck his mom, maybe I don't know what way you can look at it and get hard and not feel weird. Whatever way you have to do, whatever, whatever little manipulation you have to do, but God damn, I don't know, it's weird what get you fucking, you, you're dick throbbing. Was this a porno or just a movie? This is a movie, dude.

Huh. Feature film. It dude a feature film called spanking the monarchy who is who gives shit some object and this dumb actor that never went anywhere but he fucked his mom how do you read that scripting I mean yeah I'll do this oh fuck my oh so wait a minute we thought yeah what's the point of the movie you know that that kids fuck that lady I mean I know what is mom what is the point of the is you go to therapy for 30 years after what the fuck's going on? I'm a therapist that's what they fucking work it out. You know, hey, she don't tell I don't tell let's move on Don't tell your dad. He's coming home. Yeah, keep your trap shut you little fucking school. We're in there Rote that movie. I don't know, but I want to watch it right now

Mom was hot. She was hot man. It was, I mean, watch the movie and I would love to see. I know Lenny. You'd probably wouldn't even like it would you? Oh, no, I love movies. No, you know what I mean. No, I would watch it.

The girlfriend's listening, right? So you don't want to. No, no, no, no, we watch, I'll watch anything. I'll watch any move. You watch porn with your girl. No, oh apparently not any then Well, I didn't know that was in the movies John right the mother fuck the son. Yeah, but it's not a it's a mainstream movie It's a mainstream, but I can watch it on cable tell us. Yes, you can yes You don't have to show the pain to watch it on cable All right, so it's like the last house on the left. There's a rap scene in my movie.

Or I spit on your grave. When they are terrible. It's like a 12 year old girl. No, no, no. In the woods? No, no, no, no. The new one of the old one. The new one.

The original. There's two chicks. Two houses on the left. Two last house on the left. Well, the original, it was teenage girls of legal age. Yeah, the new one. And my hand, the new one of the girls, like 12 years old. Yeah, no, the new one, was teenage girls of legal age. Yeah, the new one, the new one, the girl's like 12 years old. Yeah, no, the new one, you don't want that one. The old one, well, I didn't even see that one, that's terrible.

Yeah, but the new one, they, But these rap scenes, it's like, oh my God, it's like you're making this, make it more awful than, you know, like the one on the last half of the left, they made the girls start talking to each other, you know, and the other girls like, you know, eat her pussy. And you're like, oh my god. And then she's like, you know, I'm just gonna do this, relax. And it's like, stop making it sexy.

Make it a, make it a, stop trying to get the free bottom. You know what I mean? You're watching what you're growing. You're like, oh, you're gonna put a pillow on you. It's a whole different thing. No, I just shut it off. I'm like, I'm not fucking, I'm done. I'm not, I'm not even going down the fucking road

of this weird shit. Whatever writer director was like, yeah, make it awful. Like last, I spit on your grave is fucking awful. That's seen. And then at the end, she just goes nuts. Have you seen that movie? No. The name of the movie is I spit on your grave.

I spit on your grave. It's about a girl who goes up to the woods and to write and stuff like that. These red necks wind up raping her. And then you're great, it's about a girl who goes up to the woods and to write and stuff like that. These red necks wind up raping her, but she goes back and fucking kills them all. And one of the scenes, she gets one of the guys in the tub and he's like, I'll do it. And she fucking cuts his dick off in the tub. But he doesn't know really because it's warm water and all of a sudden you see blood

on. And he's like, what the fuck? Damn my dick! And he's just fucking. And she gets out. Is there a big moment at the end of that where they go? And I spit on your crave. She walks up to a tombstone. Oh, that's it.

Yeah, that's it. No, I'm just. I think you just assume that you spit. By cutting his dick off, I think that's spitting on the grave. I'm not for metaphor. Anyways, back to spanking the monkey, which is a little crazier. But I mean, if you watch that, do you think you get turned on by that?

I have no idea. I have to watch it really. Well, there's no. I don't know. There seems to be like a porn trend with step moms and step things. So they kind of like go around the incest thing, but it's still kind of incest it isn't but it is you know my favorite point of all time the red tape remember the red tape Oh, yeah, remember that You say that like we watched it together

I love that he He he he didn't like only audio. He didn't know his faces on camera Like it sound like he's covering his bases right in the middle of his, your right. It's like me trying to live my old fam of tour guys. Remember the red tape guys? We just fucking remember what you said last week. Anyways, all right, so let's not talk about the tour.

Let's, let's, let's introduce introduce let's introduce my buddy. We got Louis Yeah, I love I love child. Stavros. We have Stavros Akito. Hockey is Hockey is not to Keto Yeah, he's not Japanese How's your such a dumb queen from Brooklyn? That's a oh your queen from Queen I'm Queen from Brooklyn. That's a kid. Oh, you're a queen from Queen. Yeah, that's what I thought.

That's right. I'm here. I'm here only because I bribed Bobby with Greek food. That's the only reason. If you wonder how to get on this podcast, bring this guy, ethnic food. You're in a Tupperware. What was he, Bromney?

Pasticio. He brought me pasticio. Oh, he made that? That was good. I gave him some. Yeah, that was really good. His mom, he didn't eat it. He fucking eats it. He doesn't make it. I st him some, how could that? Yeah, that was really good. His mom, he didn't eat it. He fucking eats it.

He doesn't make it. I stoop so. Yeah. What is it? I meant, I explain to it. It's just like this, it's like a Greek lasagna basically, where it's instead of cheese, it's like this cream sauce on top. Bacchamel?

Yeah, exactly. Best smell. I don't know if it's a Bessia Mel. The first time I had it was at Just For Laffes, we were doing the big gal at Russell Peters gal last I think last year we're doing it and his friend is who owns a Greek restaurant in Montreal brought down Pustitio, a tray of Pustitio that has mother made special for Russell Peters. You know Russell's one of those guys you, people drop off Rolex's form and it's like, yeah, they grab Rolex. You know what I mean? He doesn't. He's just the nicest

fucking guy. I mean, he's like, hey, I got some pastiche on the thing. Go grab it. I mean, anybody could just go into his dressing room. This is, he's selling out fucking four gallows. And he's like, yeah, go to my dressing room. So fucking, what a nice guy. So I go in there and I, now grab a little bit and I and I take a little bite and I'm like, I'm fucking cut off half a tray. Fucking put it under my shirt and went back to my dresser block the door. Fucking just ate like a savage.

It's one of the best things I've ever eaten in my life. And he brings it down. Me, him and Tom Popper go to lunch over a naiac the other day and he, uh, he has his car. And he brought it to me. And I'm like, yeah, you can come on the show if you want. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, our first before when we met at McGubby's, me and Bobby, he had no idea if I was like good at comedy or not, but I took him to Korean barbecue restaurant. And that was it. That was we bonded over pure gluttony. Yeah. Me and this fat toe. Me and this. I've been to Korean barbecue with him. He's a professional Korean bar. Oh, it's over pure gluttony. Yeah, me and this fatso, me and this fatso. We've been to Korean barbecue with him. He's a professional Korean barbecue.

Oh, it's amazing. It's unbelievable. Robert knows this stuff. Well, we went to Honey Pig, a 24 hour Korean barbecue. We call it Honey Pig. Honey Pig sounds like the porn we'd be in together. That is what we're talking about. That is what we're talking about.

Just a couple of honey pigs. That's what we're talking about. Stop. That's some gay insight. We would knock the gay chub in Sest World like at a, I mean, at the park. Yeah, oh my god. Sounds like an offer. Come on. Right now, for me, and you wanted to go into some like bear

Fucking sloppy bottom bear. Oh, do you be called sloppy? I think I've looked it up. I think I'm a cub. Oh, you're a cub. I'm a Look into it. I thought about it. You know, I'm an otter Are you really an otter? Yeah, cuz I'm like hairy, but I'm like I'm kind of thin, you know, so we should make a porn what would what would Mike be just black? I mean brown Outer Are you Harry? Yeah, all right? Harry You say I got this bit I just keep it true. You know what about it? I mean I mean. I mean, it's hairy enough for an honor. No, man. I think you got to say it. Let me say, let me say.

He got some hair. Oh, yeah. He's an honor. He's not a gay. Honor, black, black, and a poor man. Honey, you really are Jewish from the neck down. You look like a Jew that just got back from his time share. LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER And of course, we have Alex Alex who is a draft. He is a friend of mine, he's what I call a civilian, but he's one of the most interesting people I've met in my touring, doing comedy and being around. He's his family, him, I mean, it's just a very interesting guy. And now I first met him, he was actually working for New Wave, he was dang cooks assistant, right? Yeah, originally, yeah. Originally on the tour, he was dang cooks assistant.

As well as Barry Katz and Brian Vogue. And Barry Katz and Brian Vogue was when they were all a new wave on that big Tour we went on 10 years ago or I was a 10 that's a 10 years ago eight years ago eight years ago That's not 10. Let's not put a decade on someone till it's a fucking We're not we're not 20 where decades don't matter 10 years ago fucking has a big oamph to it. You understand what I'm saying? Eight years ago, let's say seven. Just to make it better. Volquoise is actually in the city.

Is he? To a brine volquoise. Barry Katz and you, we did this big tour together. And then I moved up to the tour manager and then I was a manager for a second. You were a manager for a second. You were a new wave a second, you were a new wife. And what happened?

And then I just got sick of dang shit. All right, well, she's a nice turn there. What about that black? Yeah, I just got hit. It's disgusting. That black. Apparently you're not showbiz anymore. Yeah, you're not.

Yeah, you're not here. Hang on, we are. So I want you to keep the fucking... You guys don't have to add to that one. Yeah, I know, you like fucking Jesus Christ. Burn your own personal bridge and we said I'd walk in there fucking hell. I've heard nothing but great things. Just like Joni from Happy Days.

Fuck, Chatchy! I don't remember that episode. Just like Joni from Happy Days. Just fuck, chatching. I got that. I don't remember that episode. No, it was a blast though. Hang on. I hit his a deal. Let's go back. I'm gonna put that right there for a second.

I mean, let's be real. You did the tour. You, I mean, look, you were never really into being an assistant. You weren't really really into doing tour management. No. You wanted to be a manager of a talent. Right. At the time.

And you got one comic and you got sick of them. They put me on the, you know, the account that nobody wanted. No, it was Jesus. It was with me. I love him. I love him. He candid. They put me on the you know it was a high count that nobody wanted No it was Jesus I love him I love him he candid he was not it was look man it was okay here's a tour Hey, that's a lot 80 80 cities in total correct 80 cities all 50 states all 50 states and Canada all the big last guy the last I didn't make all right yeah Well, yeah, I'm only a tour. Hawaii, I dropped off right before Hawaii.

He dropped off before Hawaii. But I mean, you would never, that's the one you missed. That's the one you missed. That's the one you missed. Well, you never wanted to be that person anymore. You wanted to be a manager. You wanted to find talent and cultivate your own talent

and bring it up, but that's you put on the, their top dog, top tour right away, right out of the gate. Right. But here's the thing with you. It's one of you two and taking care of way too much stuff to wait too much stuff and he's on this fucking thing. But I mean, I mean, look, let's to be to play both sides. There was some things that you have fucking retarded in.

Yeah. You know, I'd be like, what about this? You mean like, like, my egg mmuffin isn't on the plane. And it's like, are you kidding me? Like, I- Wow, all right, listen, listen, listen. Jesus, I don't know why you can- I can't probably go on the show to have fun.

I'm very fascinated. You're asking. Great. Hey, drama cells. I love- Jesus. Yeah, drama cells. I like the stuff of mums.

I love the stuff of mums. I thought you were just going to introduce them and like, oh, he's an otter or a bird or that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that.

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you could put out some chaps and be like, Al Pacino and cruising fucking day. You know what I mean? Yeah, so you're on the tour with us. We do this crazy tour. I mean, it was nuts. It was nuts. It was nuts.

How long was it? 80s, 80s. It was months, months, months, months. Well, we did two rounds that were each month. Yeah. Yeah. Month and a month, but it was, you know, four days on three days off. Right. So I actually had a live in LA at the time in a hotel. Because we'd go four days, four shows each night, uh, fly in show, fly out right after show to other show, do show fly out. It was crazy. Uh, fly out, it was crazy.

It was crazy. So, you know, 20, 30,000 person shows, it was crazy. Yeah, it was crazy. Yeah, it was like, it was nuts. It was really nuts. And we're on like, it was a G4, G5. You know, it's 18 person private jet, that's four of us.

Holy shit, oh my God. You know, just watching King Kong. How now it was fucking ridiculous? I thought I had made it. I was like, yeah, I did it. Yeah. The pussy. Yeah. How much head was not for me. There's no pussy to have. You know why this? I'll tell you. I want to camera that. I mean, I'll tell you why there's no pussy. Ready? You do the show. He doesn't meet and greet and we got to go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's no And I had, I was with my wife. That was no pussy for me.

It was also a dry tour sober. Yeah, we none of us drank. None of us used drugs. Yeah, it was like, we rolled in. We wasted a success. Yeah. That's horrible. It's terrible.

It's like, I'm saying I didn't get any. Well, it sounds like, I'm not saying that. It's not saying after the show, I tried to get a fucking diet soda out of Dane's dressing room and I couldn't get any. Well, sounds like I'm not saying that. I'm not saying after the show I tried to get a fucking diet soda out of Dane's dressing room and I couldn't get in. That's my dream tour right there. What that? Yeah, not the name. I'll tell you what tour I like better is the bus tour. The tour gas was way better because it was more on the bus. There's something about being on a bus when you're on a bus. I mean the5 is great, but again you have to leave you have to get the fuck out Well, what was the stewardess's name?

I forget you know, yeah, she was great. Oh my god. She was alright. She would like make anything we want milk shakes and Well, that was a thing is it before you go off before you go off. No, no, no Bizarre agenda. Yeah, it's not I forgot. No, no, no, no. Bizarre agenda. Yeah, it's not. He's not Iron Man. Like, fucking damn.

Fucking damn, it's not fucking stark. That's not. Not sucky. So, uh. Mr. Dipper poll comes down. Yeah, Mr. Dipper. So, no. We'll be landing in 15 minutes.

Hey, oh. If I did my own tour though, and I had that much money behind it, I would probably, I would do a bus. I would have done a bus tour. Yeah. It would have took a little longer, but I would have just done the bus because there's something about being on the bus. You're watching TV, you're stopping at Walmart, you're hanging at truck stops, you're pulling

up right to the venue in the bus. And the plane is like sketchy. I mean, we dropped like thousands of feet sometimes. Yeah. When remember coming back from Alaska, it was like, yeah, that was a shock for me. Yeah. Who had been, you know, Dan Cook, famous comedian dies

in the plane, and three other people. And some other people. Yeah. I remember Robert Kelly found with a lasagna. Yeah. Yeah. That's the other thing. I had to find out. I had to find out that we were all on a diet. Remember he wouldn't let us eat anything.

Oh man. I actually didn't mind that. I didn't mind that. I wanted that. Dude, I was in shape then. They would do laps around the arena before the show every day. We'd run it. And while he was on stage, I would go.

I was like, it's terrible. I would go, put my work out clothes on while he was doing this thing I'd go and run up and down the stairs in the back Like run up like for a half hour just run and then come down to do pushups. We were all in shape I mean I was a size 32. I was wearing member only jackets Yeah, I do that was a large I could shop I remember shopping Jackets. Oh my god dude, I was a large I could shop I remember shopping Just people to go in and be like oh, I was like a black girl. Shopping. We I would be shop. Oh, okay Eight years ago or 40

I all I know is I want to do this torque, can you get? Can we go? Yeah, well, fuck, yeah. Find somebody famous. I'm looking at him. You, yeah me? Yeah. Oh, dude, I'll take you to fucking Uncle Vinny's and point. That's a nice eight-quick on.

Can we go on the big bus? First of all, you did 12. It's 12, yeah. It's an old fuck, he went over. No, I'm kidding. You got a free, did you get me a lot of it from Uncle Vinny? Yeah, I got a meal. Yeah, fuck you went over. No, I'm kidding. Got a free meal out of it for Uncle Vinnie. Yeah, I got a meal. Yeah, the wings. The wings.

Did you get the wings? Yeah. I was so proud of them. I was so happy. It really does make me happy because you know one of the things he's when you first came here you weren't that funny. The work on it. No, I'm serious. He was a fresh young comic

that would go on stage and be uncomfortable and you know And and and it would show and you know, I used to bring loose and and and Dan and blah blah and now you know I'm just happy that now I can start we can go on shows and he can go up first and it was I was so happy that he I mean he Fucking he knocked it out of the park with a club, which you know one of the things You know I would give to him is Come with me on the road. Let's go fucking hang because there's nothing better than doing shows with your friends as comics There's nothing better. Yeah, as long as you're not a fucking psychopath and treat your friends like shit And you know fucking do you have anything to say about that? I have. I have. I have nothing to say. I have nothing to say.

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Yeah, like a sham wow. Yeah. Actually, you probably would have made more money. All of an inventions, by the way. Yeah. Gremlins. You have a million dollar invention, just said, and shit on them.

Glover? Well, it's not real. It's big movie. Glover, oh, flubber. How much of that movie made? I don't want to say flubber, because I know that. You were making jokes out of all your mouth. You remember that 40 years later after that, but that was it.

But his father, not to derail your fucking... I wouldn't hear about the Shamwav, he invented it. No, he... Tell them what he... One of his inventions. It's called a flare craft. It's a plane that flies over the water at like 350 miles an hour. At like 12 feet off the water.

Yeah, and it goes over land, too. Like you can come up over... It can like jump, jump land. It's not made to go over land for a long period of time. Can we take that on tour? Yeah, I have to get my own. Oh, it's a one person thing. It's not. It's actually there's a two-seater four-seater six-seater 12-seater Which I would have to take a one-twelfth-seater. No lagage. So what's it for? Is it for fun or for the military? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, didn't need a pilot's license. So you could fly it as like, you know, a civilian. So the same.

And yeah, he got, it's with like early in the game, he got partnered with Marlon Brando. Marlon Brando was like one of his biggest investors. Because he has those islands in the T, in T, T, T. Yeah. So he was like, it would be perfect for like jumping those islands. And he passed away and that ended.

But he was still part of like Lockheed Martin was a big investor. Wow. Now what is he doing now? Still the same thing? Still the same thing. Okay. And how's it? Because you're a house in Denver is ridiculous. Yeah. I Google, he told me I go, where do you live? Give me the address. And then I go, and I Google search his house. Fucking insane. A compound. Right?

Well, it's not, yeah, it's my dad's, but yeah. It's not yours, but it's, yeah, I know that we can tell. You were, yeah. He sure with a fucking soda on pocket tape. I'm like, I remember this apron. Which, I'm like, which is it? Fucking goddamn Brooklyn. Oh, not everything is okay.

I'm not gonna hate it. Fuck, I'm gonna hate hate. You should have stayed on that tour. So have you been out of the business since you got fucking shit canned from New Wave? Now you still friends with Brian? Yeah. Oh cool. So he didn't want you to get fired. Well, he didn't want you to quit. He gave me the option.

He said, do you want to do you want to quit or get fired? Get an employment. And I was like, yeah, I guess fire me so I can get unemployment. So you got fired Yeah, so then you got unemployment and then what you do and then I went to Brooklyn and I started painting really And got it. Yeah got into because that's that's what I really want to do So you pay your bills with art. Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy That's crazy, dude. Yeah like out gate, like you just started painting and boom. And waiting tables and then slowly, like giving up shifts

and- Make it stop for a second. Doesn't that make everybody feel good? Yeah. Hold on a little better. Hey, bye, I was thinking it right now. Wait a second. Is that all right?

Uh, right now it's just like commission to commission. Like word of mouth and yeah. A lot of like bars and restaurants are buying stuff. Could you like a mural of me like like I got a wall in my room and I just want a mural like me maybe like lying on a couch or something. Absolutely. With a cat wearing just a wearing just the heart of the ocean. By cat you mean black chick. Yeah. Yeah. I literally banged black girls. I bang all type. Well mainly you do, but you black girls you think.

Lately it's just a trend lately, you know. Lately after three years is not lately. All right, Yahoo trending. That's not a trend, that's the actual thing. All right, all right, all right. So, but seriously like murals, will you do murals of people? I do murals. Yeah? I do murals.

Yeah, I do all kinds of, like, right now, I'm working on one for Cafe Edna and Brooklyn. Little shout out. Oh, shit. That's great. This is the thing with artists. And I love your, Alex, you know that. I'm sure you're great.

But when you, yeah, do when he comes over and does, but it sticks. Yes. Because I, you know, me, I was gonna go to art school. I was going to community college with for fine arts for a long time. And yeah, I did all that. People would like, dude, can you and I be like, yeah, I'll come over and, you know, do a mural. And then I was just fucking stinks because I'm not, I'm like, I'm okay.

You know what I mean? I told you that story when I used to desktop publishing. I was going to do design and illustration. And I had one of the first Mac classics, the portable computers. It was literally a box with a handle. Heavy as shit. It had a case, a square case. You can take one.

Right. And I used to go and I used to do, I would go into businesses and go like a tanning salon and I'd make a logo and I'd make a flyer. And I'd just hear. And then all all this is great and they use it. But because of my upbringing and I didn't have to spell, and I was too impatient, my friend called me up, he's like, dude, I need a flyer. I got a new pizza place, I want you to make the flyer.

I was like, great, I made a logo and I made the flyer and it's, you know, a dollar off every large shrimp scampy pizza and I put the little things at the bottom And you could cut and you could pull them off and it's a little coupon and And it's on the mouth. I get creative. I did it all man I did I give it to him and around noon the day it opened he calls me up You just hear the bustling in the background. It's packed and he's like, you motherfucker. I'm like, what? He goes, you cock sucker. You forgot to write off.

Oh, man. I wrote a dollar shrimp, large shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp. Everybody went in and got a fucking $12 pizza for a buck. Oh, man. And he goes, there's only, he got, I wrote a buck. I put too many O's in mushroom too, it was mushroom. I put like seven O's in it. He had a stack of a thousand flyers.

Good thing you weren't a tattoo artist. That was a fire at stake. I don't even know. Super fun. But I also, I just did a portrait of Parker Posey. She did one. Really? She was great.

We went to, did that was like an honor. I was like, are you kidding? Not last year of the year before when Louis invited me, Norton and everybody. Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving, she was there. She's so cool. She was playing with my kids feet like tickling them.

I was like, Parker, I just want to go park up. I was like, what do I do? But I had to be cool. So yeah, that's max. Go ahead, tickle them. So so the back to the tour a little bit. It was a fucking stressful thing. It was definitely a stressful thing.

Yeah. And and for you because the three days that you guys had off I was prepared Mike baby. Oh, yeah. the three days that you guys had off, I was preparing. Oh yeah. The three days that you guys had off in LA, I was preparing the next leg. Right, so there was like no time off. And you had to fucking take care of all,

every need, want all of it. Yeah, now that we're off, it was I ever a piece of shit. No, you were actually, I mean, you and Al were both like my saving grace. Like anytime I of shit. No, you were actually, I mean, you and Al were both like, my saving grace. Like, anytime I would run into drama, get yelled at, which was every other second you guys were there to be like, don't worry about it. Who was the other person?

Al Doe Benny. Oh, okay. But you, but was I ever a dick though? Was I ever a diva? Yeah, everybody was a diva. I was? Yeah, we were all like a family. We just like, you know, yell at each other.

What did I do? What was I, what was I a dick? First of all, I love that you're surprised, but go ahead. Yeah Was I ever was I ever Yeah, then you pimped them for what did I do? So don't even I just remember I don't remember I don't remember specifics, but I remember the finger anytime you get now you go don't don't you anytime you get me now you don't don't you fuck you fucking dude

can you do me a favor next time next time next time Lenny put up his hand can you give you a thousand dollars cash for snap his fingers I just want to hear that's what I want and then I'll get it I was a pretty fucking amazing. I remember he used to give me free tickets. And I remember Barry and you guys used to give tickets. I'll just smoke and hot chicks.

And he would give me all these free passes. And I would just go give them to handicap girls. Little kids. I would give them. That's what you were into, or? No, I just. That's to handicap girls. Little kids. You know what I would say. That's what you were into, or? No, I just was. That's what I was. Well, because those are the fucking people

that really wanted to go backstage. No, we would do this thing where we would have a contest on the website and say, send us a picture of yourself and a reason why you should come backstage. And of course, it was like just scrolling and clicking and then extending free tickets and all. I mean, yeah, it was like just hoarse scrolling and clicking and extending free tickets and I mean So great now that's Louie's dream I mean they also you know that they did soldiers and so I would go out and I would see little kids and I know one it was so funny

I had this one little girl Little so you go see if so Barry's got all these girls corraled i mean smoking hot chicks after the show corraled in the stands waiting to go backstage you know you can talk about the girl with uh... down syndrome the little little blonde yeah so i go out and i'm i'm i'm i'm this is a moment hang on one second though i'm i'm out at the fucking merchant i had to go and i i remember at the beginning i was just put my

merch out there you know and dain I had to go and I remember at the beginning, I would just put my merch out there. You know, and Dane had, you know, it was like, Dane's merch was, do you ever go to like fun land with the tickets and you go over and there's a million fucking things you can get where you tickets. That's how much merch this guy has. That's what it's like.

It's fucking a ton of merch. I had one CD, a DVD, and I would, if I didn't stand out there, I would sell a fucking thing. If I stood out there, I'd sell a ton of them. So I'd have to go didn't stand out there I would sell a fucking thing if I stood out there I'd sell a ton of them So I'd have to go out and stand out there and this little kid come little girl comes out to me blonde here She's a little slow. She wasn't retouch. She's a little slow She goes come here and I go yeah, and she goes can you please take me back to see mr. Cook and I was like honey I don't you know what I don't know you, just hang out for a second and she comes, come here, come here, I go, what's that?

Please, I would just like to meet Dang. And she's like tearing up, I'm fucking tearing up. I'm like fucking, I go fuck selling my, I don't care. I stop what I'm doing, I get two tickets. I walk her down to where Barry Katz is corralling, you know, the next Miss Universe. And I go, and she's with her mother, right? I go, I'm gonna take it and meet Miss D. to where Barry Katz is corralling, you know, the next Miss Universe is. And I go, and she's with her mother, right?

I go, I'm gonna take it and meet Miss D. She starts fucking crying, that she's going to meet Dane. Little girl. And then I go, Barry, he goes, Robert, just give me a second. Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, but I got this little girl. I know, but I'm just fucking, it's like, he didn't want to deal with this little fucking broad. You know what I mean? You don't want to deal with the people. I

was dealing with all these. So they finally put them in the line and then fucking the girl comes up and you know, and he puts every she's the last in line. Last. He puts her at the end. Okay. Then he goes up. She starts literally crying. Dude, I could fucking cry. I'm not a kid. I could cry remembering the fucking moment. Yeah, this little girl starts shaking everybody was crying Everybody's crying even the hot chicks were crying. They're like I know I'm crying But this right whatever this better have a happy ending. It has a fuck. Yeah, of course, Dave's like you know, dang Then we all cry day. Crack. I was like get the fuck out That's one thing Danged and we all cry day. Crushing like get the fuck out

Who's this? Oh the fuck is this the fuck is this shit Was good damn was good to his fans. He was always good to his fans. That's how he got his well Well, everybody starts crying and then Barry walks up. Yeah, I don't, like, he took credit. He's like, yeah, I wanted her to go last. I'm fucking you, you fuck. I would hand out, oh, just the fucking, ugliest people in the world, I would give free tickets to him. I would find them, a mole, dead tooth, fucking blanche, and those were your dark brown hair.

Those were always the ones that... Balding women, I would go for those. Remember, Dame would always go for them. No, he didn't. If you would come out to me and go, you know which ones I like. And then I'd bring the hot ones back in here. This is it, relax, which gives you a soul shit.

That's the only stop. Stop putting him on the go. I'm gonna go with you. I'm gonna be with you. This is the only stop. I wanna be on a podcast that people hit once in a while. I You I want to be on a podcast that people hit once in a while Well, this is Why No, because he I'll tell you why Jesus nobody wants to hear about our pastrami exploits

My fans I got a lot of fat hands out there Strongly talking lemon cake talk I got eight years of this. Yeah, I know, but this this is not the fucking you segue into date And I got pastrami love and people Could we actually do my my CD like Marcus.com. Yeah Because he's how many people listen to this about around 50 60 Thousand we're good because he's, how many people listen to this about it? Around 50, 60 shows. That's the best part. No, 1000. We're good. Oh, 1000. Yeah.

But when I'm saying, when somebody's mic go up, you let them talk a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut the fuck up. No, we could, let's listen to what I'm saying. You're coming from a fucked up place.

You know what I'm saying? You're coming from, there's no, look. But so is everybody. We love hearing about it. Yeah, I know. But you're coming from a, you're coming from from a so every tell all books coming from a good place Yeah, but I'm not I'm not I'm not that guy who you just say what the fuck you want that's like writing a letter It's like on if he was here. I'd let you fucking say whatever you want

Yeah, but if he's not here to actually because he's so good to you I'm talking You let the fuse of ran away into a bush, you fucking... I'm gonna die. What do you want me to do for? What I really wanted you on to talk about is... Look, this isn't, it's clearly not the time or place for these dance stories. I happen to have a podcast. Oh no, who do you come on?

Yeah, and we'll, let's just do this. Yes. Oh, man. It's called Otter Fest. Yeah. The Strommie Talker. Strommie Talker. It's both. Otter Fest. It's the strongest talker for strongest talker. I'm not giving him all the way. I do have a book to write. Well listen, I brought you on to talk about your art.

I thought that was fascinating that you actually went into art because I didn't even know you had. I swear to God. I swear to God. No way. I didn't know you had a creative bone in your body. Alexander F. Russell, Instagram. Oh, that's no absolutely. Yeah, Alexander F Russell to us because his mother is a I get so many jobs amazing. It's amazing. His mother is an amazing artist. Yeah, I mean amazing mostly like Lance

He won the New York portrait artist award. She's like. Yeah, she does a lot of portraits She's amazing. She's real and she's a sweetheart too. She's great. So what are you? I'm so awesome. Were you always doing art too? Like on the side of the tour? Always, always.

Okay, so it was just like, now you like, right? I'm like, yeah, let's like make money off it. Yeah. Which is crazy to me because I thought you were going to be this manager and the show business and then all of a sudden all that shit went down. Well, that was every but you know, I like, I was on Whitney Cummings account and she was always like, oh, you're going

to be, you know, you're going to be my manager forever and a micro. Before Whitney Cumm was on Whitney Cummings account and she was always like oh you're gonna be you know You're gonna be my manager forever and I'm like before Whitney Cummings was Whitney Cummings right? I mean yeah, he was he was you know looking at being but she was the hardest working person I've ever met really Yeah, she's insane. Why is that never sleeps never sleeps like always always just writing letters doing you know So if you to make it you need to write letters yeah like like are you talking in curse talk to my right talk to my grandma yeah absolutely doesn't have to be in cursive letter what kind of pen can I perfume on there well what do you mean writing letters like handwritten letters to to executives that you met like they

they they nothing is better than that really number is really, number one thing in life. I'm a teenager. Yeah. I think I'd rather just fail. Should write that one down, really. Should do. Would you say you'd rather just see if you should fail? Just fail.

I'd rather just fail. I don't need, I can't, I can't be right. No letters, no letters. Can't buy stamps. Yeah. And so she would write letters to executives. She would send cookies to every assistant, you know, just over above and beyond, you know, just like. I'm wasting my time writing jokes.

What the fuck am I doing? I should be- Well, you're jokes, yeah. Fuck, if you could write letters and cookies and get Whitney jokes. I think you're- Oh, yes, if you're a cookie game. Let's go to the chat room real quick

and see what the fuck is going on. But here's another Bobbs back and up joke. That's one of them with his cut. He's not doing that? That's what we call it. It's a Jewish minivan. The city provides an effect. Convolotea, the region of Murcia has never been so close. Spectacular monuments, rinkons of film, and a endless adventure you'll be waiting for. La city provides that effect.

All right, Patrick O'Grady, dice, a least half his podcast, has, at one point spent time crying in a locker and i want to stop everybody in realize that these are the jokes that this is deep whose chat these are the joke that deep who i think i'm set up

deems funny and and and and uh... entertaining that we would be like oh my my god, that's really good. Well hold on, hold on. It's not necessarily entertaining and funny. It's the best of the chat room. It's the best of what the fans can write. So, you know, there's obviously

it doesn't make a lot of sense. So you're actually throwing it back on them for being shit. Yeah. Because when they saw it, it makes you look really bad. All right, so go ahead. Now we usually go through a few of his

and then we'll go to my chat, which is the actual chat and we read from there, but this is part of the 60 people Who's next what's next George Dizzle says Bobby let this guy shit on Dan you cunt You're not gonna lose your buddy, douche Well spoken I haven't talked to him in a long time So I think I was already shut out the brain you let him says who invited Harvey Levin Harvey Levine Levin out my wow you're out of the business. Yeah, I actually had to Google him during like five minutes ago Oh fucking we should Google something for somebody talking about one of us

Good. Go ahead. He's the guy for TMZ. Yeah, come on. Are you you're here? Yeah? Yeah, come on. Are you feel you're here? Yeah, thanks He said it like we just woke him up. He's a guy for tea Hey cool sweat says who is scopos gay spirit animal What would you do? What would you be I be I don't know I think it'd be an owl I Think if he's if you fuck scopo you're into owl fucking There's got it. It's more like a honey bed. No because why you ask related Wasn't you fucking to me like who?

Everybody raise you right now do I get the bandana or not who gets who says I get the bandana? I'll the bandana or not who gets who says I get the bandana I'll go bandana it's only two years very strong what else go go to get another one good uh yeah yeah yeah two seconds one two best into coma says curious what everyone thinks about Danes new special seems like he's funny again um not funny that's my dude kind of a backhand no I have't, I haven't, I haven't seen the whole thing. I still want to say about that one. I haven't seen it.

Look, I say what you want about the kid. He is, you, you, you know this too. You've laughed at this. You think he's funny. Yeah. He's his, his standup is his own brand of, he invented a former standup. And he does it well. And a lot of people tried to copy it after him And I think it comes from they'll try copy well I think it comes from all of us being together look I was there at the beginning I was the I saw the first time he went on stage and he did I saw it develop into he took that aggressive Boston thing that we all kind of had and turned it into this with his kooky imagination and his craziness and his

weird kid thoughts. You know, he's hanging out with me, Patrice, but we're all pretty much alpha males and this is guy that was in, you know, Kinniki in Greece. You know what I'm saying? And now he's hanging out with us. And now, you know, he turned his love of video games and foolishness and craziness into this, and with this aggressive energy that Boston comics have, the Lenny Clarks, the Kevin Knox, the Steve Sweeney's,

and he made his own thing. So, and he was one of the first to like post videos and do all that so people were constantly watching his videos and all that. Yeah, he was just, he was great. I'll tell you, I always tell this to kind of tell us to start. Yeah, please.

When I started, we'd'd go you and I would work Really late night at the seller correct like one twenty five of the regular shows on the weekend Everybody was like how am I gonna get on the show? Yeah, so once in a blue moon I'd go over from Boston and just like sit in on the regular show on a Saturday night one night I see this is the lineup. Okay. It's Mike Royce. Remember Mike Royce I do I'm posting who went on to nobody remembers Mike Royce because he might make more He was he's a showrunner. Yeah, he's big time showrunner. He did time everyone loves rain man. He did Oh, okay. Oh, that's the yeah, so he did one. No, no, well, I had a button. You know anything that's all you got a name

Everyone was raining is going to see you different countries Everybody loves rain. It took a good show. Don't make fun of the guy from an able to right? Country man, but there's a great man. It's a good show don't make fun of the guy from an able to Very funny and Italian from the village all right, I'll fuck out with that Listen bubble bot. Okay, so then he brings up the first guy and it's like it's Chappelle Wow, okay, and Chappelle murders, right before we Chappelle No, he was like, right, he should pal. Well, she pal's never been before, she pal. She pal's always been she pal.

Yeah, okay, there's no before she pal. Next up, Jeff Ross, goes in, just murdered. Which there was an after, Jeff Ross, but apparently, I'll keep going with this guy. Tim the lights, perfect. Boo. Next one, Louis. Louis goes up third, okay.

Crazy. Crazy, I killed her that night. It was a good, yeah, sorry. Yeah, okay crazy. Crazy. I killed it that night. It was good. Yeah, sorry The famously Not the actual guy with the name Louis The guy with TV show nothing other Fucking tries to get something for TV show Louis not podcast

It's a good distinction. I'll take that. Oh, someday. Someday, someday. Someday, a genuine name. Someday, live. That was more than a change, is that hurt? Someday, lowly. Just joking.

Fourth was, I mean, I think whatever it was, it was the most killer line up in the war, right? And then I never heard of the last guy who I go, who's going to follow? Who's a tell as a matter of fact? Was that I mentioned him? It was not. I was kicked out. So I'm like, they go, we have one more.

And I'm like, unless Seinfeld walks in or somebody ridiculous, this is going to be the best driver. And they introduced this guy, Dan Cook. And I'm like, this guy's fucked. Like how do you follow that? And he goes up and absolutely you don't even remember the last four guys. Like blue, standing on the tables, doing the whole, whatever, those bits.

So the Jurassic Park, whatever that member that bit, he's like just great killer. And I'm like, this guy is as good as any of them, he was that good. He was in New York for like two minutes. Two minutes. Literally get Barry Caz, found him. he was in New York for like two minutes, two minutes. Literally get Barry Cads found him. Explode two minutes in New York and then LA.

Yeah, when I was, when I was like 14 years old, I saw him in Newport, Rhode Island, at the yacht show. And it was like the most, you know, upper crust, uptight group ever. And he made the whole place a rot. I mean, just killed it. Yeah. He was a still. Anyway, he shits on him communically. He's just missing the bow. Yeah, they just Commitically He's not even No, that's great. It's such a great out and everything That's way slow

And now back to Alex If you were real mother fuck I hope Dane are real motherfuckers. You're so like, whoa, you're so fucking crazy. I tell you this though, I hope Dan takes a couple of million and fucking hires him to do a mural of him fucking him. I was Dan, that's what I would do. I'm a little bit of color paint dude, I'd love you to do this tomorrow. It's me and you're sucking my balls as As I rest a you who on your head. And Alex would be starting to be painting away.

Money, I don't know. Now do you want all your balls in my mouth? Because artistically I was thinking that we have one ball hanging out. And it has a sufi on it. Oh shit. All right, let's go to the regular chat real quick. We're then we're gonna take a break the first hours up, Len How fast was that? It really is another hour I thought this guys are fuck away

I'm such a who does two hours of a pod Gary Yenta is what you that's the wrong use of the word You're a woman Jewish woman from Long Island who That bus. Yeah, you gossip and bug people. I haven't been gossiping at all. I wish you would, because you're annoying me with what you're doing. What do we got? What do we got? What do we got?

What's the latest one? The latest one is best in Tacoma, says Jeff Ross makes me sleepy. My chat is always funny. Yeah, go ahead. Well, they have no conscience. What's the next one? Hany Enderock says, writing letters, for example, blowing the executive. Ooh. Nobody blows people anymore for jobs.

Really? Did you run into that? Being on that side of the industry, Did you run into any of that? You get the good I did not Look at that who's gonna blow it's a tree face Dorothy nice line you got blown you don't get it from all those look at it Look at smile he got blown so much. But you know it does go on it definitely No people that have gotten blown to get jobs. I mean there's Can I speak specifically you can say whatever you want jobs. I mean, there's... Can I just speak specifically?

You can say whatever you want. Yes, I mean, there's rumors about Whitney with Peter Berg. Oh, I don't need a bird. They dated for it. Oh, no, they dated rice. I didn't want you to name it. Before they just told it. I didn't know it specifically really meant.

I would. Jesus, what a bad day. Now you give them. I would. It seems it's gonna be a bad dammit. Now you give him the fan down. It's gonna be great. Why don't we give it to him, putting him off? That's fucking it. I'm gonna have to... Oh shit, my phone. Sorry here. Take the phone.

I... Jesus Christ. Listeners want specifics, right? No. Now he's changed the ass word, do another word where I'm like, what does that mean? Listen. Bobby can be fooled easily. Be careful. You know, it's the same way it's always been, you know, where it's like, oh no, this

is not for anything. This is just. Chelsea Hamer said she fucking did that. She dated somebody on E. Really? She admits it. She said what? She dated an executive on E and she got a show.

That's why she said she did it. She said she's been on that's one of the reasons why she got on the show. Wow. But she didn't say that she did that just to get on the show did she? She said she dated an exact I don't know exactly but she said I dated an executive I got a show. Okay. I mean that's a little different like if somebody just like they're just dating and then he's like you know what to funny I'm gonna give you a show that's one thing but if he's like, you know what, you're funny. I'm gonna give you a show, that's one thing, but if she's like, y'all. It's not different. How's that, it's different, it's different. It is totally different. Because he's already also bought her meals,

and he gave her a fucking show, it's the same fucking thing. Yeah, but there's love attached to that. There's no love, there's no love. No, but I understand what he's saying. From saying, I'll suck your dick for a show, or one time suck off, or I'll, let's go to dinner, let's watch some TV, let's go on vacation. That's like a trick guys ever have to do any of that.

Hey there's a second I take to get on the show. I'm in air. Yeah, I bring pastiche oil. I don't have food. I've got no money. He is. That's why his glasses are crooked. I come to his eye.

That's really he ate the pastiche out of my ass. Actually that's how it works Honey watch sorry I'm out Right back Come on my ass isn't that bad you guys I pretty good on right now Let's go around the room and just give out your Twitter handles everybody real quick. What do you got stop at stop comedy? Louis cats L.O. S K A T Z.

Yeah, yo, Mike Brown. At Lenny Marcus NYC. I don't have Twitter, but Instagram at Alexander F Russell got it at Chris Scopo. And we got. Oh, mine's R2 Depot two ease one. You know, if you, uh, that's clever. If you guys are looking for, do you know somebody in Major League Baseball, right? I do.

And we're gonna make a call for Depot. After. After the show. You're gonna get your information. Holy shit. So this, I mean, this might mean that Depot, I mean, we're gonna try to get him a job. He's looking at this, what is it, a video, what is it?

MLB Network is hiring a lot of streaming related people at their studios and Chelsea So I you know if you look at their job description like it's everything I do here So I figured you know if I can do that then pretty sweet yeah except without the laughs Room being yeah, I could be as funny as a baseball commentator I think it could be with more money correct Yeah, yeah, well, I don't know. We're gonna give him a check today. We'll see if he's happy I'm giving him I'm give you both get a nice size check today, you know that right? You get fucking not

You get to be on a popular show and then people get to go to your unpopular show Hopefully your show becomes popular swag bag and stop stop. Oh, it's getting more shit out of his ass popular. Stobbos gets meat and more shit out of his ass. And apparently fucking Alex just let go of some resentment. He's got a beer now, he's got a new girlfriend. He's got a half. When we get back I want to talk about races.

Different races without horse races. No, no. Deepu races. Mike Brown races. Oh jeez. And you are races. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, What's going on that we You know Fast times at richman high Hey man, what's going on with it? That would you like to wrap about it now? All right, listen we'll be back after these commercial messages We got a couple commercials here. We got some great music playing

And we're going to do an ad and if anybody wants to do an ad on the show If you have a product, a cigar company, Flyfish, you whatever we talk about stuff that I love wants to do an ad on the show. If you have a product, a cigar company, a fly fish, whatever we talk about, stuff that I love, please get in touch with me at Wisepill. I was hoping. If there was actually a pill, you fucked, that would be helping. A bakery. I hope you enjoyed lunch.

The last one went out. I'm buying the next one for the million times. I'm so sorry. Oh man. Have anybody who is a friend? Have anybody? I forget. But I don't come back for two years.

I really should just do a show with me, trashing all my friends. You're like a gang. Why not? You. We'd still love you. We would. Yeah, but I can trash you because there's no consequences. That's true.

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That's right. Nobody stole anything of the Mac servers. So, if you want to advertise with the show, YKWD at RiotCast.com, again, that's YKWD at RiotCast.com. We'll definitely work something out with you guys. We'd love to start promoting fans of the show, businesses and stuff like that. Like Boston Scally companies sent me a bunch of stuff, great company in Boston, owned by a bunch of great guys, and they sent me a t-shirt.

Of course, it didn't fit. It's too tight, apparently. No, no comment, motherfucker. That's a double comment. That's a double comment. I just want to know what the company did. What do they do? They have Scally caps, like my hat.

What's Scally? I don't know what that is my hat my hat it's a scally cap uh... you can get my hat real fast like a do-rag for white guy it's not a do-rag okay I don't know a do-rag is a fucking do-rag this is a fucking it's a scally cap man it's like a like a look at that like that's a great boy from nineteen twenty no you fucking asshole what now that is what it is. This is a thank you Looks like he was green with him Thank you That's my one-man show

All right, that's my one-man show, actually. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. This is my hour. I did 20 minutes on that. All right, we'll be right back after these messages. You send their live hanging there in the chat room, talk a bunch of self. You guys watch and we'll be back in two seconds.

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We could have done nod couple just as good as good. We know who you would sitcom couple. We are. When we hang out. We could have done not a couple just as good as stuff. We know who you would have been. Yeah, absolutely. We know who you would have been. Don't kid yourself. Yeah, the fun one. Unlike you, pick up a fucking cigar on the ground when you're umbrella.

Fuck. I'm gonna show. You have to throw it on the ground, loser. I'm giving somebody a job. You are. You have to throw it on the ground loser. I'm giving somebody a job. You are. Yeah, the guy who sweeps the ground now has a job because I threw something on the ground. I eliminate everybody's perfect. Don't throw something on the ground.

Nobody throws stuff on the street. Guess what? No sweet, street sweeper job guy. Right? You know what? This is the show I want to pitch for Keith Robinson, exactly what you just did. Like Keith Robinson defense attorney. Like you can defend any position of any kind. Oh yeah, Keith just takes the opposite stance. No, what have you

said? You just took the op, you stood, you took the stance of a litterer. So all the people that have jobs, the ridiculous. You know what these long hands remind me of? You ever see those blowing dolls in front of a fucking used car dealership? That's a good one. Do they work? Yeah, they get. It's really out of mesmerizing. I'm fucking, I know I'm good, buddy.

Thanks. Power for everyone. Call it Lenny's last hour. It's my make-o-wish song. You know, I tried to get this podcast down to an hour, but they just, the fans weren't having it. Really? No, they just, they, because you...

Well, do you do it once a week or twice a week? Because a lot of fans listen to this, they'll listen live, but the lot of them will listen to it over the week. And if you're a podcast listener which I am, you drive into work, you get a 45 minute drive, it's over, you get it on Monday and now you're done. So you go through, by Wednesday, you've got no more shows to listen to. But a two hour show, you can listen to me

on the way to work, on the way home to work, the next day, you can, you know, you can, you know, it's, and now we get the video with, you know, Deepo is probably leaving to go to, uh, am major league baseball. Not probably. I mean, all we've done so far is find a job listing. So let's go. We're trying to get you the job.

Don't, I'm going to try it. I don't want to fucking, you know, beg for it. Every time I find a job listing, I can't be like, hey, fans, help, help Deepo find another job. Nobody's begging for anything. Every time I find a job listing, I can't be like, hey, fans, help me help, help Deep who find another job. Nobody's begging it for anything. We're just getting you the job. You've got the mail. You have the job. Okay.

You have the job. Doesn't feel like it. But okay. We're getting this job. I have the this job. You're getting the job at MLB. Now, the only thing that's going to suck is Scopus going to be a charge of video. It's going to be one shot.

It's going to be a five shot. I remember when he used to do a video. I used to have one shot. It's gonna be a five shot. I remember when he used to do a video, I used to have to kick him to go to somebody who was, he'd leave it on the fucking, there's that we have a different shot, so as you can see, this is all five cameras, all four cameras. Now you don't have to show everybody,

but I'm plugged in. So you can actually, but deep as you talk, we'll switch to your camera. If you look, they're kind of hidden, so you really can't see them. But he'll switch and he has like 18 different shots that he sets up and he goes back and forth

and he's literally producing the show as we go. Like an old news show or something like that or an old, like a, almost like a live event, a sports show. And I'm always to do this with Scopo. He would just leave it on the five shot because he'd get, he'd just be listening to the show. Like a fan, I'm just a fan, Bobby.

I'd have to, you know, I'm like, I'm putting the show, it's hard, you know. I was like a fanboy in here. Yeah. Is that, oh, you think that's it? Yeah, I was like, yeah. Yeah. It doesn't, like, he just repeated what I said.

And I was like, is there anything else now that that's all I got? Yeah. That's all I have. Um, I mean, let's just try to get rid of me. I think I can swing both gigs, the MLB gig and this one. I know. Two years, part time. I can't do it.

No, because I, it's not, I'm going to be like, dude, we're doing Wednesday, no Tuesday. I'm about to meet no Thursday. We're doing third. He's going to be like, I can't do it. We're going to, well, hopefully you can swing both. Hopefully you do. Hopefully. you do but if you can't you're gonna have to teach fucking to make you how to fucking Turn a computer on and hit okay good luck with that work on that type on a username and password Anyways, I had a Mean speaking with Indians I had a run in with an Indian woman

Like which kind an Indian woman. Like which kind of Indian woman? Deepoos. Ah, the old deepoos. Does anybody really have a run in with an American Indian anymore? Unless you're doing Piyoti. You live in the woods, you never see it.

Pooos is coming out of there. So, that's the best. That's the best. out of there. That's so funny. That's so funny. Okay. That's so funny. I'm like, how proud you were of your sound effect.

I was just like, oh my god, that's sounding great, so you had to do the end part. I wanted to do this. You were looking at me the first time. I remember when I was a kid. I used to, my uncle used to make, taught me how to make bone arrows. Come on. What do you talk about? Yeah, make bone arrows?

Yeah, you get a stick and you get some twine and you know. Your childhood never ceases to amaze. I'm sorry, what was your childhood? Well, it wasn't making bone arrows. I'm sorry, we didn't have jimbery when I was a kid. Fuckin' fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Chuck, you know. Call up to try and go Lenny. I'm gonna go. It's swing time, fuck, fuck. Crawl up to triangle, Lenny.

That's a swing time. Everybody line up. I had to make a fucking bow hat. Give me that club. I want to go kill some food for us at that time. That, my uncle, my uncle, David. I had five uncles, David, Tommy, Sean, Michael, and Jimmy, the Donland boys. And it was at the beginning part of my life

when I lived with them. I called the Happy Years when I had a family and everybody was intact. And my uncle, David, who was kind of the scrapper of the... Scrapper. I didn't look at see who that was I would keep it going I'm gonna ask all what do you want guide tell the story I want to hear where we get to the arrow He taught me how he gets he taught me how to make a bow and arrow. Oh, it was it worked too. It fucking worked

What'd you kill I didn't kill anything I'm not into killing shit. I's fucking work. What'd you kill? I didn't kill anything. I'm not into killing shit. I mean, we were talking about this at lunch. I could kill anything to survive. I have no problem taking down a deer, a fucking squirrel, a chick, I don't give a fuck. If I had to survive. But then, how do you know how to clean it so you don't die?

YouTube. I spent, I spent, I spent, so now, from from the length of YouTube as a child Oh, what I was I don't know now now either Now I spent I one weekend I spent the whole weekend on YouTube Learning how to feel dress small animals and large animals. Yes. I I spent I'm not talking, I'm kidding, hours. I'm talking probably 12 hours of logged in video time on YouTube watching how to, because once you kill something, you think you just eat it. No, you have to, you have to feel dress, you have to take out

the guts, you have to take out the innards, you have to take out the heart, you can eat the heart, you have to, and then you have to cut it up, section it to carry it out. And the reason you don't like, if there was an apocalypse, you don't go shoot a moose. Number one, if you don't know how to cure the meat, or you don't have a place to put it, it's gonna go bad, and you're fucked. Number two, you know, you actually hunt smaller game, like squirrels and raccoons and shit like that. And you've done this or not? I haven't done it, but I know how to do it.

And I spent 12 hours, honestly God. I mean, I'd have to watch it again because there's certain things. You have to post a pocket-alipotent survivalist technique. Yeah, that depends on you two. That's right. That's right. It's none of us am buying it. Will you be able to shoot something?

We throw up seven times before you get the gun. And have you ever caught an actual, you've never actually killed one of these? I've never killed anything to eat, but I'm going to. I would love to. I'm still still, but I'm gonna fuck this watch. You gotta sit a little further away.

I wanna go on a hunt. I wanna hunt something. Well, you gotta cub, you gotta nod cub, you got an otter, you got a giraffe. What did you call him? I don't know. Black otter. Black otter. Black otter.

You do scopo? He's a gay guy. I don't know what he was. He's a power bottom. Yeah, it's giraffe. We got wild kingdom in here if you want it. But I would love to go on a hunt and You should dress up like an elmr-fud

I wouldn't Where is it? Yeah, take that No, you should be a fucking artist I would not love to, I want to go on one to actually To hunt something because it's a hard thing. If something does happen, you've never thought about what you'd do.

I'm dead, 100%. Oh, I'm killing you. You take up the food he would take up. You have no skills. What skill do you have? Not many, no. Immediately walk up to him, cut his throat. It's literally, he's gonna eat it.

He's gonna eat it on the food, so. Yeah, I would fuck, slide us out. You literally be like, guys, what are you doing? What are you doing? He's believing. It was now, six months from now, we were having this talk. I just took care of it. I keep, you'd be in it.

Yeah? Lenny, you might have been. We talked about this over a lot. Lenny wants to be one of the elders on the mountain. He wants me an elder. Wait a second. Why does the artist get to live? He's gonna paint you a mural?

No, he's a survivalist, too. Really? So yeah, art, and he would hunt with me. He also has the document, like the hieroglyphics on the wall. Yes, the bus on the rock. If anybody's gonna pro-create, if anybody's pro-create, we find a woman, he's fucking. You don't think I can do that?

Why can't I fuck? Because I don't want to worry you come on Call you food dog. I've got good jeans I've got a very sturdy base if we're gonna be if we're gonna be out in the wild Come on Nobody wants a fucking fat guy with bad eyesight What are you gonna hunt through in front of your face? Oh wait, I say who cooks the best though, huh? You cook?

I cook. You back in. Thank you. What can you do? I can hunt. Nice job. What do you got, Louis? I can write.

Now you're done. Louis. The poet. I don't have any... Right across his mouth. Like that. Like that. I have to set up the mathematical accounting systems.

I have the new civilization's gonna be. Let's face the fact. Anyways, business. Well, I say this carefully, but Indian culture, and I, you know, Indian, just say it. Uh-oh. Indian. I'm gonna say Indians.

I know, I know Indians. I should probably say Indians. I know, I know, I know. South Asians. I should probably say South Asians. Why am I out of focus in that shot? Jesus, that camera. I can't get off of it. It goes out of focus when you get a little racist. Yeah, I put it on you.

I can't remember who said this shit. I don't like that shit. I don't like that shit. I don't like that shit. So what about Indians, guys? Something about Indians. Indians. Let me tell you something.

Oh, that's a... That's a... That's a... Hot nose, Indians. Indians, let me tell you something. Oh, this is... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no they stubborn. They will fight, they will give you part of tickets. They don't care how big you are, they don't care how tough you, how many tattoos you got, if you're holding a gun with a knife. If they think you're, you fuck with one of them, an Indian person, man a woman, they will fucking go toe to toe with you and argue until you give up. And this is your formulae's opinion

over what a cafe latte or was- No, the guy who kept fucking hitting my Achilles with his cart and the airport- There we go. ... kept hitting me and I'm like, and I was hoffing it, I was doing a hoffing puff, which let you know that you're here. Oh shit, right?

And then, come on. I gave him the, I gave him the, I gave him the commands, little stare. And then I finally went, hey, stop hitting me with that. You hit my killies, my ankle with your cart. Don't yell at me. You're, you're hitting me. Don't yell at me.

Yeah, but you're hitting me. You hit me, I don't care. You don't yell at me. I am not, you do not, and I'm like, listen, you keep hitting me, I don't care. You're yelling at me, all right, well I'm sorry. I'm sorry for yelling, I'm sorry for yelling, but you hit me, but you yelled.

Maybe I yelled. Maybe I did, I shouldn't yell, but you hit me, and it hurt, and he's like, well you yell, and it's like, you know what, you win, I'm out, I'm fucking out, you win. So they are really, I'm you yeah. And it's like, you know what, you win. I'm out, I'm fucking out, you win. I'm fucking the person that fucking hit me. And you've like arguing with the chick, though. It's not arguing with the chick.

If you could, I yelled at him and that's fucking it. And that's it for the whole race. This is how you do it. I'm on textbook. I'm saying that they don't care, they'll fight. They don't give a fuck up a good. I think we don't find small collisions a big deal because we come from such a populated country.

That little bumps and bruises, you know, it's just part of the game, you know? It's part of the game, it's part of the, but also I think they're not afraid of, they're not afraid of fighting because where they come from, you know, you do, it's a, it's a rougher, you know, I'm not sure about that, but it's really yelling where you're from.

I can say that I've had Indian family, like they're pulling their car out of the parking lot and they'll just, they just rolled up right next to my car and just put a huge scratch on it. And I was supposed to just let it go. That was just kind of expected. I can't, I couldn't say like, hey, can you give me some money for a paint or anything?

Really? They just let it go. Why? Why is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? Asking for the money would just be too much, I guess. Maybe they don't have the money, I don't fucking.

Is it go against religion? Yeah, that's one of the main rules. Nope, that's a lie. Don't say that to him because he'll pass it on as fast. Now I know when I fucking argue with a cab driver. I know what the fucking deal. I'm not trying to be racist here Please hear me and yeah, you're doing a good job. I'm talking to you about it

Amazing job. I'm serious. I'm not trying to be racist here. I'm trying to say It feels a little racist, but I know what you're saying black people listen black people shoot people I'm getting my- I'm getting my- Don't hit my head! Don't hit my head! Don't hit my head! Don't hit my head! Don't hit my head! Don't hit my head!

Don't hit my head! My Achilles! I'm saying that Indian people are fucking proud. I will say this. I think the word I'm looking for is very proud and they're not going to take shit from you because you're bigger or whatever It's like fuck you you want to you want to yell at me. Oh, yeah right back in your fucking face What are you just trying to rationalize why you weren't intimidating to this guy?

Yes Scared him I don't fucking hit me should I'm sorry sir he dog yell at me. I was the size of deep who Why did you go to be hit me again? We'll have a fucking problem and then turn around because I'm not getting my ass kicked by an Indian guy He's the size of the deep who yeah, and he don't know what type of fucking fucking Armed fucking Indian shit. You know Just girls are like gals him. He'll just like you had a bone arrow at the time Just break up the uma platter.

Well that's funny. It's over there, bro. No got it. So the age of funny is the rubber one. Oh, oh, oh, oh off the boat and he wasn't going to take anybody's shit And you he bumped into you at the wrong time. I had it. I had it out with a cab driver like a month ago Right, he cut me off with the Indians I cab drivers I had it out with the cab drivers. I had a grocery store That's your like guy

Stop one second though. Are you answering me honestly when you get in a cab and it's a fucking white dude Like calling Quinn aren't you like what the fuck? Don't you don't you aren't you like holy shit. It's like a leprechaun You always know the cop cars that are cabs white guys driving it. Oh No, he cut me off. I was just not using you to throw the joke out there. We don't know when it is, sleepy. Two minutes ago, it worked.

That's what the one. Yeah, that one didn't work. I know. I know. I'm getting it. That reminds me of old schoolboat. When I used to just get mad, he just be like, yeah, fuck you and you fucking out kill you. That was his humor back when he first was on the show. That's 12 minutes

ago. Okay, I was getting gas and I was in line after this guy and he fucking just came in and cut me off and I got out of the car I was was like I'm in line He's like I don't give a shit. I was like I'm in line get the fuck out of the way right right now I'm gonna be a problem and he goes you talk to your family this way and then I fucking Snaped on him. I got in his fucking face. I literally got he went into the car as I roll the fucking window down Roll the fucking wind. I was like punching it so guys came over like they're like buddy Relax you're like the fuck this guy and you're a fuck this guy, but then you started going like this fuck you Bobby Who is this Bobby? Who is this Bobby? That job at MLB just sounds better and better. Yeah, but then I just flipped out on it.

The people at the gas station had to restrain me. And then I got in the car and I calmed down a little bit. Did he still cut or did you get? He got hit. I had to wait. I thought you were going to. Oh, how? I got hit.

You can get out just because the two gas station attendants are like, if you don't calm down, you have to leave. You almost got bounced from a gas station. Yeah. Only a fucking wop from Queens would have that happen. Oh my god. You almost got bounced from a gas station Only a fucking walk from Queens would have that happen. Oh my god You have the most he said my family and I just Like talk to your family this way. He didn't insult your family. He just hit it He hit a nerve. Oh, yeah, the Italian people which is the family nervous You could see him at Uncle Vinnie's

I was I went yesterday, I went to, I got my brand new Fly Rod. Fly, I'm a fly fishing, I'm an angler. And I got a brand new Sage Fly Rod. And he's not joking. I think he's too joking. I'm not joking. He's not joking. That's amazing.

I'm not kidding. I've seen it. I've seen his flies. Yeah, I'm a fly fisherman. It's amazing what he can do. Yeah, we both tie our own flies. Yeah, we have. He's got the fish ties flies.

He does it all. He does it all. He does it all. He does it all. He does it all. He does it all. He's got the pod against my own special. Yeah, FX.

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I love it. Join, huh? Join. Yeah. So I stop at this fucking cigar world. I walk in and it's stuff everywhere. This stuff, I mean, ass trays and light. I'm like, oh, this is great.

And I walk in and I, nothing, not a hello, not a welcome, not a, can I help you, some old Indian lady, just ignores me. kind of Indian yeah because Way-ray because of the Indian front of the cigar shop. Yeah, I'm in the old days so now Yeah, there's a wooden lady How can we help you How can we help you? Me smoke on peace vife. You were between accents on there.

You were... You were a guy. You were buffalo that don't run. How may we help you? You dead man in Bobby's world. Man that eats plenty. Baby Buddha. Son, and moon.

So, man who shaved head tried Gavildovish. Wow, give me that. Alright. I gotta get you guys. Fucking Louise fucking cackle. I didn't get you. Jesus Christ. Fucking Judy Tanuda on the show. My sister said no woman will love me because of my laugh.

Oh my God. She's wrong. Women have love me. Now they'll love you, but they'll leave you too. Oh my God. So I love that he tried to man it up at the end. Maybe that's how he's getting the black chicks. Maybe they love that laugh.

You all missed it all these years. Yeah, it's good. It's good to see. Is it? In the community? Community, yeah. What community is that? The black otter.

The black otter laughing community. It's real good. It's real good. It's a fetish. Oh, the black. So I go in and I go, that I'm looking for an outdoor astray, standing astray for cigar astray. And I look in, I see a bunch of them on the floor

and I just, excuse me, miss, nothing. Fucking ignore, I'm the only one there. Then a regular comes out of the cigar lounge and, hey, blah, blah, oh, you did it, like, kind of nice to him, but not that much nicer. And then I say, excuse me, miss, how much of these? All prices on everything. Ooh, I go, there's no price.

I look, the price is on it, sir. Like just twat out the gate. I go, and I look, and there's a price tag on it, it says $3. Someone put a $3 price tag on this. And I know that's wrong, because I know these are more expensive. You can get them on Amazon for $53. So I know it's wrong. So I go, it says, I'm trying, this is my comic, my comic jive. Now I can, hey, it says $3 on it.

My small talk that I've, you know, I'm so good at. Hey, but it says $3. I'm sure, is it $3? I'll take it. And she goes, what? It's not three dollars. It's no way three dollars and I show her the sticker. She goes It's not it the prices on the movie and she points to another I go over. There's no price tag There's no price tags. She can wait a minute sir my Jesus. This is fucking ridiculous So then I go there's no price tags on any of them. I go there's no price tags. She comes over. There's price tag. She's looking nothing. Looks nothing that she finds one. There's price tag right there. Yells at me. Right there. I go, what does it say? She goes, then $79 each. I go, what does that say? 99. I go, what the, is it 99? It's 79. She goes, this, I'll give it to you for 79. They're all 79. I go, there's no price tag.

But just to say, there's no price tags. She goes, sir, there's a price, she looks at another one. There's a little piece of paper ripped off all price tag, no number, nothing. She goes, price tag right there. I go, what does that say? She literally bends now, looks at it, she goes, $79. There's no number on.

There's no number. No winning. She goes, $79. I go, this, no, I go, you're telling me, There's no number on. There's no number. No winning. She goes 79. I go, this, no. I go, you're telling me you saw her number. Yes, I did. Sir, that she goes, why are you arguing with me?

Why do you argue? I go, I'm just saying this, you're just lying. You just, she goes, sir. Sir, you, and I'm like, I'm out. I'm out. Are you in? I lose because you have the superhero power of the lie. So why didn't you just take the $3 I want to pay for it?

I showed it to her, she goes, she goes, she goes, no, 79. Ah, that was a joke. Yeah, but it wasn't. And I was so bummed out at this place. Oh, you know, hey, how you doing? Welcome, hello. Can I help you with anything? Yeah, how much is this? Let me, I'll be with you in one sec. Give me a minute. I'll be right.

Something all good business is based on a fucking simple hello. But she apparently didn't give a fuck about new customers. Old fuck you. Whatever she was playing be jewell or whatever. The drug front. Huh? The drug front. No, she thanks for a workshopping that Yelp review My phone You fucking think so God damn right I'm a Yelp I'm a god damn I'm a real good Yelp. So I'll read you my review. Oh, you're a Yelp.

You're a Yelp. You're a beauty. Oh, that's great. So, buddy. Oh, yeah. All right, ready? One star. It's so light.

I don't mean to be a racist, but. I just figured I would, I just figured I would I would because Dipus here I would talk and see if it's cultural thing because it seems like you have had two experiences to another one to I got a fucking not that all the macabre drivers but in a cab and in being guy what all right ready I make it a point to go to every cigar shop lounge that I can possibly go to. I can say with full confidence of this place sucks. As soon as I walked in, this place blows. As soon as I walked in, I didn't get a hello or a welcome from the old,

cram-mugin lady behind the desk. I was completely ignored. But as soon as a regular came up to her and asked her a question, she was at least a little nicer to him. I asked how much a standing ashtray was on the floor. She ignored me. So I asked again, she said, sir, the price is on it. I looked and there was a price tag that read $ dollars. I said there's a price tag for three dollars

She said you know that couldn't be the price in a rude fuck you tone. I Suggest never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever Stepping foot in this shit hole One star seven the worst service I've ever gotten in any store and never mind a cigar shop. Oh, and everything was overpriced. Go somewhere else. Places like this don't deserve to have their doors open.

I don't care how small or big you are. A good business. Starts with a simple hello. I'm there too. I'm a little low on it. And then I got a useful a funny and a cool Actually, it's from her She's fucking with you. She is fucking with me. Didn't have other good reviews or you know about it

No, I won't read. I love your pt. A president cadence in that letter. I was in the parking lot doing it In front of the place. You know what? And I took the photo. And if I read that, I'd be like, oh, this guy's acting like a bitch. Why is he so sensitive? That's what I, when I read and be up, if you're like that, that's what I think.

I'm like, oh, this person's very sensitive. You know what, I don't, when you read stuff like that, you realize something has happened. Yeah. And I bet you it's, it just wasn't a good experience for this guy and he's, you know, that's what I think. And sure enough, usually when you go in after a thing like that, there's a vibe.

If nothing else, there's a vibe. It's usually not the opposite of what he said. You don't walk in the next time somebody goes, hey, welcome to the show. Oh, you've been, so you read the bad review, it's probably not going to be the bad and going there and it is something. I'm not afraid of anything.

Any Amazon product I've bought, if you read a bad review like an Amazon product, this could be if it's, they're usually good about you know people in general now I I leave reviews on cigar places restaurants all the time and you I've never left a shitty review like this I just thought I thought the place was great and it had it was it was actually a great place, but it was very overpriced. $79 for that aftre, is, I know how much the aftre costs. It's the markup on that, what they, is fucking ridiculous, what they did. And then negotiate a price, to not have a price on something.

And then just $79, that's fucking, that's something, so, Kishis going on. Everything costs $79 in the whole store How about a club pain just put this a car So You're such a guy on 70 seconds I didn't know you're so classy up there Westchester

special outdoor train, ashtray, cigar holder thingy. When you go to a cigar place, most of the time, look, things are what they are. Cigar shops or lounges, the reason why I like them is because it's very disgusting.

No, no, no, fuck you. They're very, a certain brand of people go there because of the expense of it. It's fly fishing versus fucking spin real fish. Anyone can go get a zebco at a fucking gas station. I know, man, totally. So what are you gonna be throwing out of the gas station? But a fly shop is usually, it's this expensive thing, you know what I mean?

And when you go to a cigar lounge, the people are very, most of the time are very knowledgeable of how to keep a cigar, what cigars are good, the products that they're selling you, if they're good or bad, or if there's a better thing on the market. I mean, my guy at cigar republic, my cigar lounge in up in Westchester, Yuri, the fucking guy is. It knows everything about everything. So what is your favorite cigar? My favorite cigar right now is the Monte Cristo white series. Sagar, not sandwich, cigar. No, but he said

Bob you do us a favor you got to read you got to have another yelp You want another one you want to go what you want to see a good room anywhere that you've been Don't say you could be like you whatever like could be a you know a be ollie shop I don't care. Whatever you got in there stand hook as that on his You know and he goes and helps shit. Oh hilarious Are they honest or is that okay? Yeah, so funny. This is now I wish I could take this one back. Okay You can what's the lead what's the place though? It's called oh It's a leap. What's the place though?

What's the place? It's called, oh god. Heshi's out of steak house in Wisconsin. Now, I'll tell you. I'm always like, who takes the time to do the shit and is you? You are the best. Now this stuff doesn't, I love rap people.

Ironically, this also starts with, I don't wanna be raised this by. I'm not on my race, but these, Wisconsin, cheeseheads, She's in the back. And always in the parking lot. Well, it's fresh. I do. I do.

I ask while the wheels are still in. I ask for rare. Okay. Listen, this place, as supposedly, it's an old school place. It's very 1950s. It's really cool. It's retro.

It's, yous. It's really cool. It's retro. It's a very contemporary modern mid-century contemporary. Really cool joint. Like some of Frank Sinatra and the would go. And it's open late and they have a late menu, but the ribb I they have there is one of the best ribbeyes I've gotten in my life. Now the ribeye Del Frisco's on 49th Street and 6th Ave is fucking my favorite steak in New York City.

What about Keynes? Keynes has, look, Keynes is amazing, they have a great mutton shop, okay? He's drooling. Stop everybody. Can I take a second here? Can I have a pause? Yeah. Yeah. Can we take a second here? Can we just stop? Pause.

I'm just kidding. Yeah. But you need to, can we, can we, can we shoot up gravy? Yeah. Just shoot. Just shoot. Just shoot. Run, get him so silvaki right now with the yoghurt sauce.

Um, there's a whole log cart, a block away I had it on the way here so I could just run out Get me lamb that whole all-cart. No, I got a lot of six to have in you. I did it. Whatever was close We put the help reviews in for the whole car. The class is always crooked It's one study of face fast. They call it the other they cost six dollars. I don't know what to tell you So Now this place is great the last time I went to comedy on state Which if you have if you're a comedian and you want to work one of the best clubs

with the best people that run it, comedy on state, you gotta go there. Try to get booked there if you can. Wisconsin. Wisconsin, it's F.A.L.T. now? Okay, Madison. It's F.A.L.T. in the best comedy club ever, okay? The people that run it are great.

And middle America laughs. I mean, that's the way they run it though, it's F.A.L.T. in great. It's a Thursday, Friday, Saturday in your home. And their shows are that's it's just the way they run it though. It's fucking great It's a Thursday Friday Saturday in your home and their shows a pack. It's just I love it I love it. So what happened? So I go to this place last time I went there They wouldn't they wouldn't I had to go to after the show at 12 and they wouldn't let me get the fucking rib eye this time This time the first time they I pretty much begged the waitress, and they made it for me. I should have went and begged again, but I didn't.

I'm gonna ask. Did you tip him? I tip, yeah, here. You know I'm a big tip, I can tip everybody. If you're a comic and you don't tip, you're a fucking scumbag, especially when you're at a club. You give the fucking people 20 bucks. If you can, if you're not getting paid enough, don't,

but if you make good money, if you make a bonus, you give that back to the waiters and waiters. Fuck the bartender though. No, I'm stupid. Did you just the out review yourself? Yeah. I ready? Here we go, ready?

Okay, five star, five star, tornado steakhouse. This place is insane. The atmosphere, the two places in the service are all off the chart great Oh my gosh, I'm picturing Rachel Ray right now. I was a little later on Saturday Live this place is insane. I went there for the ribeye but got there. So it's up on the got there after they shut the dinner menu down. I had to settle for the New York strip, but low and behold, with all the food came out.

There was my ribeye steak, cooked to perfection. Oh my God, dude. This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever heard of. I was like, oh my God, this is the worst part. I guess my begging the wait, it gets better. I guess my begging the waitress paid off. Oh my god. It gets better.

Oh my god. It gets better. Oh my god. It gets better. It gets better. Oh my god. You ready? I also got the shrimp cocktail was holy hell He was good

I'm like a fucking romance And only 12 bucks Let me tell you something when you proposed to Dawn it wasn't this night And I can't and I can't forget the lettuce wedge. Oh, that was... Oh, that was the best I've ever had. I would come back here, I would come back to Wisconsin just to go to this place. You got the wedge in the steak for $12.

I did not eat the fries or the giant onion ring, but I gave it to the people that were there with me and they said, they were amazing. No, no, one of my new fans, one of my new fans. One of my new favorite places on the planet. By the way, this all took place after 12 a.m. on a Friday night. Incredible. Five star.

Oh, 50. If you had pictures of who wrote that, if you don't choose like a 50 year old woman. It's like, it's like a, erotic of for fat people. That's what it's like. It's like a penthouse forum letter to your food. Yeah, I'm a bit, I love Yelp. Anytime I go to a town, you Yelp.

And it works nine out of 10 times, you Yelp a place. Now I was in, because the people are just like you. They're passionate about whatever that is that they're writing about I right, Luke? You know where it doesn't work is in Brooklyn a lot of times or around New York sometimes,

because you get people that are yelping they're from other parts of the country. They'll be like, this is the best falafel I've ever had. You mean the first falafel I've ever had? You don't know what you're talking about. And these places will get good reviews. They aren't actually that good. Interesting.

I'll tell you that the, when I go out of the you know in the york area when you're in the middle of the country or all the place when you do yelp and like this happened uh... excuse me we went out what i don't what fucking state i was in i was somewhere and i have that we're after radio and i was like let's go get some food in the sky went out and uh... and uh... i found a mexican restaurant

i found a little mexican place he didn't even know it existed it was next to this indian restaurant we were gonna go to but i was like this mexican place on your up is getting great reviews little tiny place in the strip mall you drive by it never even was there we went in for lunch they had barber cola and it was fucking amazing it was so good and it was just like just this family those good. And it was just this family.

Those are the best places at the hole in the wife. But you'd never know they were there and you'd be like, I'm not eating there. Yelp will say, fuck it. This is five star. And you gotta look how many reviews they are off. There's like 30 reviews that means it's good. If it's one, it's the guy who owns the fucking restaurant.

Sister going, this place is okay to go. You don't have a hair. But I love Yelp. I love that. That's like in flushing. There's like, you know, it's like Hong Kong. Basically, you go and there's like a mall there and you go downstairs and it has the most authentic cuisine straight out of China. Like amazing stuff. Right.

Where is it in flushing? Right. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I love dim sum and where do you go? How are you defined? I love Dim Sum and how to find. Well, the place I love to go is a little joint now from my house that does a Dim Sum hello. Does it, does everything just turn down?

Yeah, that's what it's all about. Yeah, that's what it's all about. Well, once you're on like for nine hours, the power goes down. So, all that, that was all about it. Anyways, we'll wrap it up soon, you fuck. That's a jackass. Most was that. This is in Greenberg?

Greenberg is? Yeah, that was in Greenberg. What did you roll over? Fuck no, joking. You should have got me that Hello Card. I don't know if it was in the wire. It's up there, but there's a small gift for a man you know in my house. But my favorite place is in Montreal.

It's in Montreal and every time I do the festival, I call them the 11-Eleven crew, me, Zoe, and Suzanne, we go there and you have to be invited only. It's behind the Hilton, I mean the hotel. And you gotta go in this building, throw up a little mini escalator through a hallway. A river. And it's fucking, you can't find this place. But then the middle, the dim sum,

and it's just this huge banquet hall, and it's fucking the best dim sum you'll ever have. Oh my God. In general, if you're on the road, if you'll ever have. Oh my god. In general, if you're on the road, if I want a place to eat in a place I've never been, call a comedian. Call a comedian, but fuck that, go to Yelp. Well, I mean, you're my Yelp.

You've been everywhere. I would just call you, what's a good place to eat? And this is the end of the romantic comedy when they're sleeping in Seattle when they're on the Empire State, but you are my Yelp. You are my Yelp. You are my Yelp, you are my Yelp, and you're in my accountant. I'm gonna wrap this fucking thing up you guys it's been a great show I appreciate you guys for would you say it was a five star show show but I write pretty good well I thought you were Oh, there you go. Oh, man.

All right, let's go to the show. This is the show. All right, Jerry, relax. Go to the chat room. Go to Deepu chat. Fuck you, TV says. I feel like Bobby appreciates customer service more than service. Mm-hmm, maybe.

Yeah, well, there you go. Another fucking stellar deep. Very deep. That was very deep. Good. Well you got it. We'll give you another one. Or Merchor Freshy says, I watched a military boot camp video, so we are both veterans, bro.

I served 19 minutes, dude. Oh, no. No, he's talking about me. That was pretty funny because he's talking about the YouTube thing when I know how to I feel blessed. No, I was good. I No, I'd cut the bladder, I'd fuck a spoil to meet the first time. I want to be the asshole by accident. He'd be hair over everything. You're absolutely right. What's another one? Fuck you TV also says Bobby reading menu orders like soft

core porn. Go to the regular chat. Let me read with these fucking. What's the latest one? That was the latest one, actually. I just, oh, you just wrote what's after that? Just read. Rock Mikey says, damn it. Why am I just tuning in? That's fucking right. God, damn it. Yeah. All right. Listen, we're going to, we're going to bail out of this. Um, you guys, it's been a great show. I want to go through the whole room. I want to thank you guys. Give you plugs. Um, uh, where you going to be plugs We're gonna be cool your Twitter anything that this is coming out next Monday Just let you know we're live right now though So you can plug it and it will be out Monday

But this stuff happened in this weekend through all these people and you guys in the chatroom spread the word if you hear if you're gonna Go see their show or you have a Twitter account Tweet it retweet it go follow all these guys, support us. We do these shows for nothing, but we need you to come out to our shows like they've been doing. How many fucking YKWD fans were there? A lot, they did.

I mean, I'm telling you, man, my show's been packing up lately, and I really appreciate that. Thank you so much for, and now the fans, comics of the show have been, you go up to them and tell me, heard them on the YKWD, so they know where they're coming from so they can sell small tickets.

Where are you going to be meddling? I'm going to be meddling. Well, who show are you going to be on? I'll be meddling for Sam Morrill and McGubbies, May 22nd, that week and third week and mid-media. Great club and great podcast. Yeah, the fighting others. I listen, it really, it's a fascinating podcast. I own a network. I know these guys are called too. They wanted me to review it, which I don't like. I'm not that guy. I don't

you know, I don't fucking really know, claim to be a podcast guru, but it is a fact. It's two brothers. One owns the club, one's a fucking comedian for a long guru, but it is a fact. It's two brothers. One owns the club. One's a fucking comedian for a long time. That's interesting. Very funny guy, and they just argue. They can't talk about anything. It's awesome.

One's neurotic. One has just been living with this neurotic fuck his whole life. And they just, they'll just be normal. And then all of a sudden, why is that? Why do you do it? But why do you need to not just, but I know, but I just wanna, just, well yeah, but why fuck you?

And it's almost like a smell that you, a shitty smell that you can't smell. You just, you just have to keep smelling it. It's addictive. I've listened to it and, it's like smelling shit. It's a very addictive show. It really is.

But they actually talk about very interesting Topics and political and they're very two smart guys and very funny, but it's it's a it's a check it out the fighting Angers and go check you out. Yeah, third weekend in May We'll say him that'll be good and then follow me on Twitter at stop comedy. Yeah, then find my Facebook to start with Luis I'll be at the dead crow in Wilmington all this weekend if you're listening live that's Friday and Saturday and Then after that in May all the international listeners. I got chosen Sweden Latvia Estonia Finland and Norway. I don't know where All through

Through meeting random people on my own really an all through personal connections Yeah, you book that all yourself all through personal connections, yeah. You book that all yourself. Yeah. Fuckin' love it. Cool, nice. Yeah, that's my only work for the year. So, let's hope I become a star.

And I also, like I actually do have a podcast that I started recently. Recently, it's called, it took me a while to come up with the name, it's called Louis Cat's podcast. And it's, I just talk to people, and it's the theme is that I wish I didn't have to have a podcast Right, so that's what it's about seriously, but I ended up just talking to people and uh, and yeah You should check it out. I think it's new and I think I don't know I want to know said you guys are fans is more sad. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that

Let's take it back take it back. Don't ask for a fucking yell preview I'll give you one. I'm a white one. All right. All right. All right. You listen to it and tell me. I hope I just can hope that it's just the smell that you hate. You want to start again. I hope it's that level of podcast. And it's a and Twitter and that podcast. My name is Louis L.O. U.I.S. Cats K A T easy. Jesus Christ. A good podcast is shorter than that. He's on and on. This kid two seconds seconds, you. I'm in Slavian. What do you got, Mikey?

Hey, what's up? It's Mike Brown, following me on Twitter, and Instagram at Yo Mike Brown, Saturday, April 25th. This comedy outliers monthly show. It's been featured in New York Times, Time Out New York. It's gonna be featured in a lot of stuff again. It's got some emails about it.

You guys are great. Listen to my podcast with Brandon Collins, shout out to him at comedy outliers. Once again, comedy outliers on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Yo Mike Brown on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Blat, Blat, Blat. Now, are you? I just... Everybody's okay in the studio. Everybody's fine.

Some white truck driver. Oh, this is funny. This is a funny thing. You know, people who listen to the show in their car. You know, on the iPhone, I learned this on the Sam Roberts show. When you plug your iPhone in the car, the hay Siri feature, you can just say, hey Siri, and then the phone will go, what can I help you with? And then you can say, hey Siri, look up big huge gay dicks. And the phone will just look up big huge. So people driving in their car right now, if we say, hey Siri, gay porn.

And then it'll just come up with gay porn. So there you go. That's a little trick if you're doing a, it's called podcast tricks with Bob K. Hey Siri, follow yo Mike Brown on Twitter. There you go. You're fucking wow. That's why you're gonna make it.

You and your podcasts. Now are you with the Kumi and network? Did you guys join or? I'll talk to you after that, but we're. Okay, we have the, we'll talk about. Well, all right, good. We got the contract. All right, Kumi and network.

Alex did he join the network? Did he join the Alex, you know, the Alex, oh, everything. Well, you know, fuck that guy and fuck this guy. Well, you've been on the Kumi show a bunch. Oh, yeah, a bunch of bunch of murder. Yeah, awesome murder. All right, what do you got?

At Lenny Marcus NYC, and I'll be at the Comedy Cellar all weekend. The guy's been the business the longest has a Comedy Cellar plug. What do you want me to plug? I don't know, make something up. I mean, fucking Stavaros has something. He's been in the business three days. He's got more fucking stuff to do is Emma goobies How did this become shitting on me because you can see Lenny's plugs. I don't know

Lenny Marcus calm you can go there new CD coming out soon. Great. What'd you do the CD? Stress factory. Awesome. Lenny, I'm gonna do 45 in front of you. Is that current the frog or a bit of an ambulance? I don't know how to do any more. I listen, you gotta get gravel. Yeah, that's a right.

I can hear you. I nailed it. What? No, no, no, no, no, no. I can hear you. I can hear you. No, I nailed it. What? I don't hear it. Go up. No, it's cool. I'm gonna do 10. And then I'm gonna do 25.

Then I'm gonna do 25. Then I'm gonna do 25. Then we'll talk to customers while you're on stage. So, perfect. Perfect. Give out free tickets. That's funny. Alright, what do you got, Alex?

Besides, you're in Scram and you're beautiful paintings. Check out my art, yeah Yeah Alexander F. Russell our USS Alright, well, maybe we'll have you back on against me. Yeah, thanks for having me. You've been wanting to come on for a while Yeah, I know you almost blew this place out But I think that you know, you know, I'm glad that you held your tongue a little bit Well, you know now that I'm not in the game. I can finally enjoy comedy again I want you to do a podcast and just fucking blow it out. Hey, do you really want to come on my podcast? Doing. Alright, so yeah, listen to Louis Ketz podcast next week.

We'll have all the dirt that you couldn't hear on this one. I would you do. Fuck it. We're doing it one more. Let me. Let me review that. This fight gets very long. It's not long. Alright. I guess we'll get some calls from a lawyer today. Alright, what do you got? I'm listening live this weekend. I'll be with Louis J. Gomez, a Joker's Wild.

That's a hot club. No, seriously, I've really seen that. No way. I can just think of what's about that part of it. Shit, hold on. Hey, thank you guys, thank you GoMites for coming. I got it. I then get me on Twitter at Chris Gopo, and I'm going to be with you. And what's that new Haven one? New Haven, yeah, yeah, yeah.

New you and Sean Donnelly? Yeah, me and Sean Donnelly, yep, and New Haven. And I think StarVars, I wanna try to get you on the Boston, yeah. Oh yeah, right, you're gonna try to do Boston with me, okay. All right, great. Are you willing to yours, yeah, let's do it, let's do it, real quick.

This weekend, you're at the Co-Fave and Resort in Lakeville, PA. Yeah, if you guys are around, make sure you check that out, meet Dan Soda, and who's the other guy? Some other guy. Thanks, Kopa. That's life-ishing, yeah, wasn't it me?

Anyway, what'd you say? It wasn't me, I don't know. Oh, so, what? No, I didn't meet him like that, you didn't tell me. You just said Soda. You're supposed to look, anyways. You have it on your face. You have it on your face.

Shut the fuck up. Is my song to you? Please shut the fuck up, you fucking... So anyways, I am... I'm remembering now. Okay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, we're else we got that this weekend, which is a great gig. What else do we got? Let me talk. Yes Austin the Moon Tower Comedy Festival 23rd 24 25th of April Yeah, that's gonna be great. That's next week, which I'm excited. I've never done Moon Tower Festival

I'm very excited about that. That's gonna be awesome and then Boston may 14 15 16th at the Laf Boston. Laf Boston, I'm trying this new club out. We're gonna check it out. I have heard good things. I've heard acoustically it's fucking blows. I don't know what that means. I'm hope, who's been there? Anybody been there? Now, well.

You're shitting on it before you go. That's probably how it goes. That's why everybody's like defying. I didn't. Someone, every guy, every person that I found the show and I asked to try it again. I'm hopeful that it's gonna be good. I'm hopeful that it's going to be good. I'm hopeful that the sound is fixed.

There you go. I actually heard it's a great club. I'm excited to go back to Boston and work a club. I'm excited, you know, I love the Wilbur, the Wilbur is the best. It's a great club, Bill and his family, they're awesome. But you know, I don't know, sometimes I think that clubs, sometimes for me are just better. I love doing a theater, it's all great, but I don't know.

I just, I don't know. I'm trying something different, I see if it happens, but I'm gonna try to get Stavros on it, if not Boston is full of fucking, if it doesn't work out, I'll get you on something else, But Boston's full of fucking amazing comics. So what else is that it? They're ever since June so okay cool man and make sure you You check out my special robber Kelly live calm buy it. It's available right the fuck now to own Five bucks as the minimum you can pay for it if you don't it listen if you don't have the 5 bucks and you want it

Email me. I'll fucking I'll find a way to get it to you guys Don't do me a favor don't steal it and throw it on the YouTube someone did it last week I don't feel like fucking hunting that shit down and I'm not Kevin Hart I actually need the fucking cash. I paid for this out of my pocket. I did it myself I'm very proud of that. You know, when everybody said no, I just did it anyways and then you know, and then it was, now it's out for you guys. You know, look. That's an interesting you say that. Can I just chime in once? Yeah. That's really uncool when people do that. Like it's just the worst. I get it. I get it. I get it, but come on. I get it. It's a five bucks.

I get it, but some people don't have the five bucks. I get that too. It will be available on Netflix soon. So, you know, just if this is, you know, to make my money back or to make some money from it. And when you make, here's the thing. When you create something and you spend three years on material and you put out an hour and you have it and you do it the way you want to do it

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