Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Poo Poo Dee Poo

Episode Date: September 15, 2014

Robert auditions potential new YKWD interns with Dan Soder, Joe List. Luis J Gomez, Wil Sylvince, Kelly Fastuca and Chris Scopo. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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¿Saparao? 3 por uno, 3 por uno, ah no, no, no, no. ¡Dominos! You're listening to Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude on the Riotcast Network. Riotcast.com It's just us sitting down and sometimes it's hilarious sometimes it's intense You know what? No topics no directions, but I love doing it That's it baby Tactical fucking difficulties. You're gonna shut everything down, alright?

That's right, we're gonna say go and we're here to shut everything down. Alright, well here's the deal. We fucking half hour fucking no internet the internet modem the actual box died fucking dead Gone Kaputi, okay? So there's no internet and then scopo instead of telling me that He just said we'll use Wi-Fi to do a three-camera shoot over you stream. Yeah, that works Stupid S-Copo. Why doesn't that work?

I'm the dumb one I don't know what you said we don't say you dumb. We just again speak. Oh, okay My juice here. What juice? Oh now new dumb one new dumb one. Jolis are you back in yeah back? All right Back dog. All right, so here's a deal. is a very special day we're supposed to go live and Over you stream which we're not doing we are recording in each a day right here So this will be the video of this will be out Later in the week the audio version will be out on it. Yeah, what's the video video? It's French for video It's a day a video

I get it we got the regulars I would say yeah and will yeah you are a regular fucking Jean-Claude Van Douch that you become is not a regular in my shop okay now that you're now that you've dropped the sunglasses you're back back. I am a fan of Lewis Jay Gomez. I am the biggest fan. I love real-ass dude. Real-ass dude, Lewis Jay Gomez, fucking fan. I don't like Lewis.

How could you say that you're a Gomez? Would you say that? Never. I don't even know what I'm going to say. I don't even know what I'm going to say. Since there's a list of Mania shirt right next to you in studio. Oh, right in Wild. I'm running relatively wild.

The only thing that bothers me about that shirt is it's it's my size shirt And how wide it is when it's yellow looks like a nice quilt. It just makes me sick. How wide I am in yellow Big ass Pac-Man. We got we got we got we'll still Vince on the show Luke. We're so much as gonna be downgraded to auditioning for intern Everybody made faces, but that Pac-Man is as good as any joke Lewis has ever made on the show Thank you Sorry, I'm gonna say pick a shoe, but oh god All right, we got what you make it worse. We got Lou Grammites a disease in here Jesus Christ

You want to let shit go man? I get let shit go said Lou oh god Lou grandma. It's that was years ago That was last week you fucking ass home. Yeah last week Well time is time to advance. There's a life expectancy of 36 and Haiti so Those are Haiti years a week in Haiti years is nine years. Okay, we have we have Louis, Jay Gomez in the house Move over a little bit just a little bit. Yeah getting camera. We got We got of course the lovely and never never in trouble never does anything wrong Bobby it's good to see you just daddy's little boy. I love you corporate Dan. It's great to be here Robert. Good to see you I love what you've done with the place I've done it. I've done it for you. I like that you keep all of your minorities sleeveless and on one side of the table That's my favorite part of the show

Keep all your Aryan princes over here All right, we get of course Joe the truth All right, we get of course a Joe the truth List is here look at look at Shfeldt from the neck down. They're working out a lot. Yeah, yeah Yeah, he's got some spring steam bulging his jeans going. He really does have tight nut jeans I got a nice piece dog you got skinny jeans on I got regular jeans and they have one pair of jeans They don't fit anymore because I lost so much weight. Oh, you lost weight Kelly's dream. Oh, right. Oh I don't fit anymore because I lost so much weight. You lost weight. Kelly's dream.

Oh, right. Oh, and Fatt, it just was out of shape. I was Lewis Esk. Oh. I'm just figuring out early on in the show where we're at. Me and Jower enemies today, okay. Not enemies. You're just not funny and you're a little thick.

It's no big whip. Hang on, we have an update on the internet from the amazing Tony. What's up? Come on on Mike, you can't hear you. It's a radio show swing over here talking to that H.D. Video because it sounds like Bobby just said it it's a DVD Wow, where's the band-a? Please wrap that around that up. I Tomorrow would be great, yeah,

because we don't have, nobody can leave right now. All right. The show's, this is show going on. All right, thanks, Tony. All right, and today's a very special day. We have Kelly Fistuka. Hi. Well, let me just go, Chris Scopo's here,

who's a fucking, literally, has not one lick of common sense. The mechanic, Chris Scopo. Listen, Chris Scopo can do what you tell him to do. That's about it, yeah. That's it. If it's a tele joke. Chris Gobo, warm up this crown. Whoa.

Oh, oh. Are you going to give me the jokes? I can't just warm up with no jokes. Oh, I'm off. He's with my set last night. and that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that hang on one second rup sorry go ahead rob the great rup's pants the founder of rye caster radio that's our founder and president and c.e.l. whoo power move yeah you can have it ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha dead that it's over we're going to walk down and kill him whatever is the problem

yeah it's the fucking time Warner their box died the box died so i should have been in through the phone what did you say if it was sculptor on the roof and put some tin foil on it let's hang up on it wow we're gonna hang up i mean that is a good idea but if you were to hang what was it? I was in a joke you was being seen what I like it Oh, so I like the thought that scope was for a second was like, I mean, does that work? I do it Bobby if you needed me to do things I would do it that brings in in the back

I'll do it and Adrian's like I'll do it too if you need me to do it. God damn it You guys none of you new interns better be Italian or like sports Back It's not a fucking Indian Nothing with the hangy chief is hangy she's gonna say gay Indian hangy chief get it hello Nothing with the Hanky Chief. It's Hanky Chief. I was gonna say gay Andy and Hanky Chief get it. Hello. How? Different Hanky Chief stop pointing people and saying Hanky Chief is making me nervous All right, here's the deal we

Callie All right, that's Wacens through the great And the West games all races Yeah, of course Kelly. Kelly for Stooga is leaving. Kelly, Ozzy, Kelly, Fat Kelly. Yeah, here. Yeah, here. Oh, you are the boat. Yeah. Oh, you thought that was the boat you were getting on.

That was the sound of me. Why did you just redo my joke? He really does. That was the sound of me no longer being an atheist because my prayers finally were answered. Thank you, Sodor. Don't start bailing because they didn't laugh. I thought you were kidding. What am I supposed to go over the top?

I would have loved to have you towing the line last week on the gun episode. I would have run right on that middle right down the middle. I don't want to go in the bottom. You laughed and it faded. right, let's focus up. Yeah, really two seconds. Well, why you're knee shiny What the fuck is that you put lotion on your knee? Yeah, that the fuck is that I get cracking It's a black thing. It's a black thing. It's a black thing. So we're replacing Kelly with an intern.

We're actually going to be moving Scopo over to Kelly's seat. Someone's going to actually be replacing Scopo. We're going to have video and live shows and stuff like that. So we have eight interns, I believe, today. We're going to bring four to time. Now, if we, I don't know if Kelly explained to you, we're gonna bring you up. You're gonna tell us who you are a little about yourself,

why you wanna blah, blah, blah, a bunch of questions. First of all, I don't know, this guy looks just like Dan Soda, by the way. It is me. That's fucking corporate Dan. I mean, that's like if I touch little kids in a basement. But, you're gonna be sitting over in this chair where this lovely girl is gonna move and move over to the couch.

And you're gonna be sitting over here and this is gonna be your microphone. We're gonna put you one over here too and the other two. So we're gonna take around two at a time and we'll ask you some questions. If we, when we're done with you, it doesn't mean that you didn't get it. It doesn't mean that it's beating.

And no, it doesn't. It doesn't mean that it's just, we got a lot of people, we got to get it out, we have an hour and a half now with Dan Soda, so we have to, so don't be like, oh shit, all right, take it easy, it doesn't mean you didn't get it, it just means that we might have liked you a lot, and we don't need to know anymore about you, you're fantastic. It probably means you fucking didn't get it,

but don't get it, it doesn't. So let's get the first two Why don't we keep Shannon in this chair, right? You're her name Shannon and we'll do Shannon and Tom when Tom is raise your hand Tom All right Tom much come over and sit next to you next to me your doppelganger These are these are big brockups to fill so Holy shit fuck. He's a tall guy. See yeah, it's got a red physique Okay, so Shannon's vote are ready. Swing over here.

Yeah, like his nose. Okay. Good nose. Let's get Shannon. Are you married? How did it turn? It's that curtain behind her? Oh wow, look at him, a married guy.

I'm here, it's a dangerous job. Ah, are you jealous? Me? Yeah. No, I'll be married to no-till. Can you right here, Bubba? Move Shannon closer. Do you want the market? I'm gonna off the market. I'm always good. Are you off the market now? I'm off the market now and let's Kelly Can you let Shannon sit there? Yeah

Get the fuck out let's Yeah, and Kelly you sit over here, okay? Yeah, and then we got, yeah, Kelly, no offense, but you're leaving. I vote Shannon. Oh, wait, stop. Guys, please stop down. I don't want you attacking her. Oh, I'm going to see the mask. Hey, no one knows.

I'm going for the annual meeting. She's a fake. I'm going to go to the lake. All right, here's it. What happened? What happened? What did I do? I'm trying to make it romantic from Shannon.

What happened? Yeah, so what's going on, girl? Jolissa something. Do you like long roller blades? Joe. Whoa. Oh boy, everything was so good. I believe there's a spirit here.

All right, first challenge for the intern. Fix the problem. Go. And go. Real life situations. It's so plugged into the lab. I'm the damn. Tom just punched his Kelly in the stomach. Challenge for the intern fix the problem and go real life situations Tom just punches Kelly and his stomach It's the spirit of Joe D'Rosa

He's a shampoo Oh Is it she and Pooh my name's Joe and I do Get your podcast about movies. Oh We're gonna say on to my mom the people listening I feel like the people don't even realize that Bobby's Mike is out in the lights are Mike is out and all the lights are flashing and it's making a weird sonic youth's feedback noise What connection what that would be my son next on Bob? And it's making a weird sonic use feedback noise what connection I'll take over mix martial arts guys you have see fight night 50 happened this past Friday night We saw Alex over he getting out. It's the only thing I know. I know it is in rollerblading. I'm gonna kill I'm gonna murder some and covering up bad tattoos with bad tattoos

My back. Yeah, all right. I'm back. Okay. Here's the deal. I don't know this so someone there's some fucking technical What the fuck was that was Kelly's O rings That was Kelly's O-rings. I have to answer your number two. Is that my number five? Kelly's boss, right? That's Kelly's. That's Kelly's. I could go to a two shot, please.

Get out of the three shot. Give me a two shot of the interns. All right, so here's a deal. We're going to go through, we're going to introduce ourselves. And Kelly's going to ask you, as the replacement, Kelly's going to be asking you some questions. And these guys get to chime in as myself and ask questions. so just be comfortable relax don't worry about it. What you call them? New dude. Hey guy you got to move your corolla.

Guys move up. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down. Down. Move it. Well move down. That's your olddan, that's four skinned Dan. Right down. Move down a little more. Right down, you're good. There you go. Okay, so Kelly, let's go, let's do this. Okay, so first we've got Tom Cow. Good to see you.

Tom Cow. Do you know Tom Cowell? Cowell? Cowell. Yeah, correct. Tom Cowell. Tom Cowell. Do you know Tom Cowell?

I do. I know Tom too. So are you a comedian? I'm sure I'm, yeah. Tom Cowell. Tom Cowell. Do you know Tom Cowell? I do. I know Tom too. Are you a comedian? I'm sure I'm, yeah. You sure am. Okay. Okay. All right.

Super funny. He's super funny. Yeah. Okay. What did you say? I said I move. But she said Tom Cowell. Well, that's you saying Tom Cowell.

I want Shannon to. Someone should get down. No, I'm kidding. Shannon's running away with this. There's another girl downstairs by the way. Well, that's kidding. Shannon's running away with this. There's another thing. There's another girl downstairs By the way, that's fine. You tell her it's no Shannon Alright, so here's a deal Kelly, let's go. Let's Kelly wrote some questions if you feel free to ask any questions as we go

Can I I'm gonna guess what Kelly's questions are? It's Bobby mad at me Do you think Bobby's mad at me? Jimmy meets and cheeses. It's probably mad at me. It's all over questions. All right. Yeah, we got it. I tried to back you up, kid, because I love you. But the fucking the last we made it me. We get it. Move on. I got to get my shots and before I fucking you go to Canada, you come back less funny. What happened? Oh, shit. Baby boy.

That's what I'm Canada. All right, so go ahead. Tom, Tom, Cowell, Cowell as in a cowell. As in Simon Cowell. Yes. That's the guy from where I'm from. OK, it's quick. I like this guy.

Are you from England? Yeah, originally, yeah. Oh, Rizzie, so do you have the accent? Or did you lose it? Well, are you telling me some people say I sound Australian or gay or whatever? I say gay Australian. I think you're both. That sounds like John B. England.

I thought you were Australian. I'm sorry. One second. What did you say? That's trying to be British. You sound trying to be British? Okay, go ahead. I think Tom immediately classens up the show.

But do we really want that? I think he might be too good for the show. I think he might be too good for the show. I think he might be too good for this show. I think he's going to do his own show. I think, so to put an end into the word classes. Yeah, I did. That's why he went along. Okay, why do you want to be an intern for this show?

And why is that top button button? Yeah, and why are you holding your elbow? And why are your jeans so tight? Why does your hair do that? These are not tight jeans. And why are you holding your elbow because it's and why are your jeans so tight why did your hair do that these are not tight jeans you're not getting black girls these are beautifully fitting jeans these are selvage jeans so I can touch teach you all about jeans in fact I like it is a very hard one right he's a APC jeans I made in France and they're extremely You need to go But I do respect his denim knowledge

ha ha ha ha ha ha well i just touched button button uh... because i'm happy cool uh... who's point what do i want to know what that was first week in say daniel say lucis points because now we're gonna have to add shit i'm not adding today okay the thing is that he lose any points tommel

me dan and louis have never had a button on any of our shirts ever, so we're a little resentful. True. I've had buttons they just don't meet. Oh, wow. It's a good, a good, a good spot. Bobby? Yeah. Bobby, very rare you say something funny.

Yeah. Big. That was a big moment. Yeah. All right, go ahead, Kelly. What's your next question? Well, do you want to tell everyone what you do? Like, you're obviously stomach comic, but you do all this stuff as well.

Would you do this? You're a male stripper? No, no, no, he does all this stuff. He didn't answer the first one., I do want to tell you what you do like you're obviously stomach comic But you do all this stuff as well. You're a male stripper. No, I know you don't sell He didn't answer the first one. Why do you want to be here? Yeah, I just I just love the show I like the people on it that you guys seem like a fun group to be able to hang around with name your favorite For one order and the other favorite that's good Be your old day your favorite on the route of the regulars your favorite Well, that's you, first of my equals, it's really tricky to do that. I mean, I like, I like how corporate he got there.

And you know what? As someone that has his black belt in being corporate, he's good. That's guys got natural talent. Yeah. I like, I like Luis J. Gomez's natural sense of insulting people for no reason. I like, it's like you faggot.

I'm clearly just afraid of Lewis. Out we all. The only ones that are afraid is Dante. I love Joey. Oh, it's all fucking me. Joey, stop it. Honestly, about the bumps on his dick. It's wonderful.

He changed my life. No, no, Shannon about the bumps on my dick. He won a second dick. She's ultimately got a win. I need her not to know this stuff. First of all, there's no way Shannon's doing anybody in this room. This is not- Eliminate that. Don't do how long, man.

You pre-judging her. No, I'm not pre-judging. Go ahead. By the way, I know all about the bumps on your dick. Ah! Ah! Well, they're almost gone. Do you still think you have throat counselors that's no that's over I'm done

You don't you don't listen to my podcast Seven other million people do seven other million seven million other people there you go I have dyslexia and that's rude to you to make fun of it. I'm sorry. Yeah. All right So you got you get the, the whiskey throw of soda. Like that's an incredible voice. Thank you. Don't you think? Don't you think?

You could have like a chivas regal commercial. Thank you. I would love to. Basically you'll like him. Basically you're a solver. Basically you're a lass. I vote Tom and Shannon in Chris and Kelly and Lewis. Here's a Bobby.

So Chris, everybody get out but Shannon. What about me? Yeah, okay. I do like that on Tom's form when I say what can you bring to the show that no one else can? He said unrelenting competence. So I'm like, no, it's great. I think that's funny, but Kelly bombed your line.

Here's how you do this, Kelly. Just say, hey, can you read that line and let him do it? It's way funny. The word competence is funnier with an English accent. Say it, try it. See, do it. Okay, well, I'm a Lenting competence. See?

It was nice. He hits that. Just move. Because he hits the competent. Yeah, I feel like I'm a Lenting competence. I feel like I'm applying to private school. Yes. I know.

All right. Jerry, I'm all of a spotlight. All right, what do you want to do? You want to do an accent like an off with, without an accent off me and Fet Stuka. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Okay, Kelly, go ahead. Some more questions for what's your name?

Tom Tom, Carl. Tom, it's Tom. Well, you sound like you were stuck in mud just then. So Kelly, you asked me to say what I did like Oh yeah, so enter the Chris I want to know like tell everyone what you do Uh right now I work for Comedy Central right now but uh You're in you're in you're in you're in you're in Can you do something for me? What can you do for me?

What can you get us? What can you do like Give me something can I get some swag do you have any swag? I'll take a bag I can get you a broad city T-shirt I love broad cities It's so good There's a lot of that show Yes, the whole of Bobby will need two of this And the sewing kit

Hold on real quick, that was your punchline That was a great joke That was a great joke Bobby will need two lodges and a sewing kit And you stepped on it with your dumb question to Haitian will Bring up the fact that he said large to call you fat. Yeah, are y'all gonna fight please fight We're not gonna fight. Don't you never I would never fight Bobby would just lie down and let Dan hit him He loves him too much. That's sure. I do love Dan way too much and I just lay beside you

Yeah, we love each other. This is our fucking each other. No, no, it's his new heartbeat. I have softly Yeah, like the new iPhone What the new iPhone watch has a hard beat. That's weird. I stuck it in there. Nobody watched the fucking keynote. You only nerd in the room except me and the guy with the kish shirt over there on the couch.

Listen, here's a deal. Tom Cowell. What do you do for Comedy Central? I work in that brand, if department right now. So like a graphic designer Making a promo so you can help this show with brand. Absolutely. I can brand it. Well, it's no it has a brand It doesn't even make the brand better branded Coca-Cola Nike

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She's got a voice of an angel, Bobby. It's wrong with you. She's the best in the show. Her tips on the same size. Unreal. All right, listen to me. Unbelievable. Talking to my friend in the studio. Lewis, Kerala.

Hi, can you hear me now? Better? Yes, I can. Oh, she's so cute. Where's your voice? Right here. Where are you? Can you screen, please?

Loud. Hi. I got you. There it is. I just came. I came with Tom was talking about like another boner. I came. Lisa. I just came from hook came I came when I said keynote I listen Shannon sweetie. Do you get to really eat these mics like put it in your mouth? No, seriously put the whole thing in your mouth. Listen, say why I could do it say dude Tom you put your thing in your mouth, okay?

Honestly, you did it. We can't, we gotta be fair. Hello, I'm throwing your mic. Tom, please throw your mic. Tom's already doing it. He got unbuttoned. Tom was just sucking off the whistle. Tom was just sucking off the whistle.

Oh, so cool. Okay. Why do you want to be on the show? Okay. I know it's going to sound like I'm kissing ass, but this is my favorite podcast. When Monday comes, the first thing I do, when I wake up in the morning is download the show.

After she rubs one out, and I go, Lewis, what? She rubs one out. I don't know, I download the show first, and then I can do that. During the night. You can't say when you're not there, she rubs one out, Lewis.

She's like Lewis isn't there tend to jerk off So I I just I love the show I love all the quote-unquote characters on the show I understand that dynamics between everybody here. She's I mean Tom. I'm telling you right now. Hi, buddy This this either Tom Tom just hit go with her I think I just want Tom to replace Lewis Tom's a do we do a two-fer?

can we get Scopo and Kelly out and bring him Tom and I think I'm fucking throwing everybody out and I'm just gonna start an empty room with a camera on Shannon you're the show I'm here with everybody I love everybody am I'm gonna ask you a serious question now. Okay. All those very. Fong or no thumb. Right now? No, I'm boy shorts.

Oh, okay. Oh, these jeans got so tight. My jeans are tighter than palms. They're not tight. They're special ADCB jeans. Oh, that's a sunken. Dude, she's fucking magic. I like Kelly right now. She's bringing in energy into the room. I love everybody. You don't think that energy would die after a month of you just taunting her and tit jokes.

She came in one day and go, all right, you know what, it was funny at the beginning, but no, she's bad. Hey, hey, hey, Lewis, I brought you something in my purse. Shhh. Shhh. The best show ever. I'm gonna, I mean, it was so hard to come up with names for that.

Greatest day ever, awesome podcast. Loom's coming. We're the last bullet. You wanna have Shannon, Shannon, who? Like my dad. Oh, sorry. Oh, it was good, Bobbie. Well, it was good. I was stabbed to death. Yeah, bullet, knife, sorry. Oh, it was good, Bobby.

That was good. I was stabbed to death. Yeah, bullet, knife, whatever, yeah. So what nationality are you, sweetie, by? I'm Italian. I'm talking to Thomas. I'm just an ethnicity. Thomas, what are you?

I think you mean ethnicity. No, I was just a joke. Oh, I don't really care. I want to know what ethnicity you you. Yeah, what are you? I'm Italian such in German. Oh, oh, you oh, I thought you were black Do you know here's a real question? Oh my god, humans racist. Did you see that hang on one second Shannon Shannon? Have you or will you ever did a black guy? No, I haven't that poor says everything hang on but what I don't I don't want to I think I don't want to be your fire in me. I know you're fire you answer the first reason by him. They belong in cages

Was will that was I mean that was not will that was Oh Jesus I honestly think there's three-fifth of a person. Oh my God, Jesus Shannon. We'll be right in. Jesus Christ the Lord says. You're perfect. All right, well, I think we're gonna, I, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a how do you handle him something like that? I'm a tree. The thing is that I feel like I'm a little shy right now. I'm coming into like weird situation.

All you people are staring at me. But I, I'm, oh you wore that dress. What do you think? No, it just, it came from work. I'm just scared enough. You have a, you have a job? Yeah. Okay.

Go ahead. So, what's into the question? I, um, I have been a bartender for 12 years. Like, I've dealt with a lot of drunk assholes and assholes in general. She's with the looes who said assholes. I'm sorry. So you banged a lot of guys from Long Island.

What are you trying to tell us? I don't know. I don't know. But I just, I know that like after a little comfort time that I would be trying to do it. What's comfort time? I'm in a different time. Can we do that right now?

Do we have to lie down and have comfort time? And also have you know that I've listened to Shannon's podcast, the thing is podcast. I've been a member of the podcast. I've been on the podcast. So have you know that I like Shannon and I would never call her fatter gross because she is not that.

What would you call her? I would call her a beautiful creature with a nice voice. You call her a creature? Yeah, what do you call her a creature? What's wrong with you? Yeah. It's preceded with beautiful, so I'll take it. Thank you. Beautiful squid. Tom's wrong with you? Yeah. It's preceded with beautiful, so I'll take it.

Thank you. You're beautiful squid. Tom, I mean, good luck. You are a hot little problemist. You are an exquisite, beautiful piece of shit. Tom, you gorgeous, I want to say something. Like I said, now Shannon too, I want to let you both know we're not making decisions right now, but I'd like to replace Tom with another, I I want to let you both know we're not making decisions right now

But I'd like to replace Tom with another I'm gonna put you back to the culture of sec You go we might bring you back in. Tom. I am I'm I'm very impressed with your your your I just like you work at Comedy Central Scream No kidding stop. Let's go. What's your name? Dan. Dan, why don't you replace Tom? We should use Tom to be fitting to replace Kelly with someone with a cow in their name. I was the... And he's from Australia. Kelly, you upset I can't see.

I was trying to be funny. He's from England. He doesn't matter. She's leaving next week. Hey, hey, I'm leaving, but I'm still taking all the insults with me. Like, it still affects my soul. So just chill the fuck out. Kelly, your plane is probably gonna crash. Jesus.

Glow it. Damn it, Louis. Is there a fucking too far band, Dana? No. Do you have any? There's a just perfect one, though. And it's... Louis, I didn't like that. Kelly, I'm sorry. I'm just trying to be funny.

Oh, I just saw you, great. I offered to give you a ride today. He did. On your white, your car? On your heart? She's not a fucking cheer. Christmas tree stranger at the top All right, here's a deal. What's your name son? What's your name son Dan Dan why do you want to be an intern of the YK2B D show?

I'm just a big fan. I feel like I'm being very dedicated and almost everything like in my past. I've been on my college school radio station and I've also taken audio radio production. Just like a lot of the projects we've done with that, I feel like I can bring my knowledge. So you actually have technical skills you can bring to this. How about social media, do you know?

But social media? Oh yeah. You do. So you're not a run Facebook do you know, but social media? Oh yeah. You do. So you're not around Facebook page? Yeah, I've been for my job. I was like laid off in June. But what'd you do?

Oh, what, why I was doing? Why did you get laid off? Guy was a psychopath. He's like, I killed him. Bobby's also a psychopath. How do you deal with psychopath? This is a good point of mine. Damn, how do you deal with people with hair triggers? What the fuck are you talking about? Not me. That came from Ludo. psycho pass Dan

The fuck you talking about me that came from What sucka what sorry the what so so how old do you first of all 22? Is this you are you done growing? Is it he's got one of those he's like a Gary Coleman just say five This is it this is all we can get. Probably. Yeah, we got a former cast member from Freaks and Gears. Okay, I'm just checking. We might have to get you another your own chair. I just want to make sure if we do pick you.

Where's your chin? What does that have to have the fat neck? No, wait, no, you have a joe, you and Joe List come from the same We're talking about and you're fine. We do You guys both have pelican Throwing fish down your necks Who is that says the be hard mask chin? Well, we like it. Oh stop stop stop. I'm sorry. What did you say the be hard mask?

You know the be high mask? No, we don't we're asking you to explain it You know be hard. They died the mask. Give him a bandana Jesus. I was just waiting for it. Can you just eat this is what his house is made of in Haiti? Okay, so what's your name again Jim Dan Dan? You got a great chin. How you get Jim? He said, Dan, six times. I know Jim mind with Jim, it's confusing. You're kidding. Dan, yeah. Dan, okay, listen, the guy, so how old are you? 22.

He's a 22. Talking to the microphone, buddy. Can you see? Yeah. You hear that? Yeah. I like Dan, I like Dan. I like, so far I'm liking everybody.

They're all great. I mean, they're not shanin', but they're all great. I don't like the Tom gave up on himself. That kind of hurt. I have an idea. Tom was like, just get British with him. He just said, give it to her. Once he saw our big Puerto Rican lips.

She's a Italian. She's not a Italian. She's racist first of all. What's up? What's up? What's up? Guys, what's up? I say we just hire Shannon right now, but we don't finish.

Then we hire her an intern. A Shannon intern. A Shannon intern. I know one of these guys will be. I don't finish, then we hire her in intern. Shannon intern. Shannon intern. I know one of these guys will be. I don't need that. I need someone, first of all, I need. Shannon might need that. I want a share of me.

All right, listen. I, I, so you know Facebook. Yeah. Shannon, do you know how to use Facebook? I do. What's the difference between a fan page and a personal page? Are you crazy? I have a fan page for my podcast What's the most important what's the most important thing about a fan page?

What do you what do you want to get on a fan page that will help a fan page? Okay, I can't how you get likes I see what's happening I didn't say that that's what I should say that at all all right in this room all this is very important in this room in the order who would you sleep with go ahead Go ahead First you I like Do not ask why cuz I don't need to know that He likes old amendment tips and fly the asses who's next Kelly really okay, she's gone. Oh, she don't I kind of like it shows he's got a dirty stuff. What are you?

Okay, who's guys a freak probably Lewis like some dark meat Who's dirt who's there who's fourth fourth? Shannon no, she's not on the fucking show you. Oh, it's not on it yet. She's got Fourth, I love it. We just had a good eye contact there Bad ass bad ass is so flat that he would take copies. He's considering it Okay, here we go here we go what guys I want I want to know who is it? Who's you who's your fourth pick? I don't like that he didn't take Joe makes guys I

Don't like that he fucking didn't make eye contact with you on that either I think he meant to pick you but but pick Dan, because out of some type of sexiness. I don't know, some type of corporate thing. That's like he thinks you're more important to me than Joe, which isn't true. I mean, fully. Can we give Dan a different question? Yeah, good. No, but I know what it is, though, it's because they don't have chins and their noses would just bump into each other and they're trying to kiss. They would just peck each other to death. Right. okay, good. What's your question? No, I'm okay.

That was good. You're not gonna fall that? I like that way better. That's fall two baby birds trying to eat worms out of each other's mouths. Okay, so who's after that? Who's after Dan? Joe, of course.

Joe. And then Scopo. Okay, where's Adrian, Adrian? Where are you? What about Adrian? I mean, that piece of me. Is that his name? Yeah. Adrian? Okay, Kelly, What about Adrian? That piece of me. Is that his name? Yeah

Okay, Kelly run through some of your questions for Dan. Okay, so these are for both of you guys because I want to know that you what is baby girl panties Oh What is a boy shirt? I don't know what is boxes men box. No, no, it's not it's almost like a like tidy whiteies But they shot the police box of boys. I listen set up. What what are boy shirt? I don't know what that is. Is boxes men box? No, no, it's not. It's almost like a, like, tidy whiteies, but they shut the breeze. Box of breeze. Listen, set up. What a volleyball shorts. Shut the fuck up, I'm asking her. They're like a little short, like booty shorts. What's this show us?

No, I knew that was coming. I don't, I do not want to see them. I don't, I really don't. That's a violation. That's a violation. They're like kind of like briefs, but like the the butt part comes up a little bit There's no jerk off breaks Okay, okay, I don't know what they are, but that's okay. I'm married. Have you ever been with a married guy? Have you ever been with a married guy? I've been with you mean slept with not just make that with a gave head to

I don't know maybe put his butthole By bin with you mean slept with not just make that with a gave head to Get a finger poppin every once in a while from a married guy with a fucking long index finger like the tank a little bit I would never do that to anybody So you've never you've never filled around with a married guy. No, okay. Have you Dan then? What a married guy have you ever jerked with a married guy? No. Okay, have you, Dan? Dan? Uh, what a married guy? Have you ever jerked off to a dude? No. Hmm, that's not. You have a mess with a married guy?

Married guy or a married woman? I have a married woman. No, but I have mess around with someone much more older than me. How old? Hmm, 33. Wow. That's not, that's a bit old. That's a good question. How old are you Shannon 32?

Kelly I think you look great Guys guys you gotta settle down here a little bit Kelly go to ask the question, Okay, I got a question so you guys will have to be working alongside scopo Tell me what you're gonna bring to the show that's gonna be what we need another pair of booty shorts What is it so like how are you gonna be out of work with alongside someone else? What's your talent like I? I feel like I'm easy to get along with. I don't lose my temper. What? What? That was a test. I don't know if that losing the temper thing is. She said she's easy, then I tuned up.

I'm a quick learner, and so even if I don't know the software or whatever that you guys are using, show me once I'll learn it I'll be able to do whatever you need but what if the person you're working with doesn't know how to use it How you gonna figure it out? Well Google it. Okay, so you just problem solving Yeah, go on your own. Okay I love that dance even the plotter Blondie. Yeah. Oh.

Oh. What's up? What's up? What's up? Blondie. Running a vision. I mean, the answer is Shannon. All right.

Sit down. No, Shannon. Shannon. All right. All right. Listen. There we go. There we go.

All right. What's the final, final, what's your name? I'm excited to find we got Rob. What's your name? Facing the other way. What's your name? Rob. OK. Dan, let's keep him changed. What's your name? Facing the other way. What's your name? Rob? Okay, Dan.

I was keeping jamming. I was jamming guys. That's real amount. I love Dan. And Tilly said he didn't want to fuck me. Dan, don't know. Hang on, Dan, I want to know, are you working now? What is your availability to the show?

Because we do Tuesdays from sometimes 12, sometimes 3, sometimes 9 at night. What is your availability? Well, right now I work at like a pet store or whatever, but just a... Like Rocky? No, Adrian. Rocky worked here on the second one, didn't he?

No. Didn't he help out? He's a billionaire, Adrian. He helped out the first one. You move in a bag, techily you worked. All right, so whatever. Retards love the zoo. Ha're working a pet store right now. What section?

The stock dude. I like the stock dude. I've never met a person that had so much in common with Adrian from Rocky. He's like my brother and alcohol is in Polly So so so so you really can't work you can't do the show no I can why because I'm off on Tuesdays Just Tuesdays how many days a week do you work? I like six six days a week I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it.

I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it.

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I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like like ever since Robin Williams. He's like, oh, if you have depression You just kill yourself. No, yeah, I want to ask you a question. Do you suffer from depression? No, but I

Because if you don't get this, I don't want you to fucking kill yourself. No, I know Dan What can you bring to this show? What would you be your number one asset? I guess just trying to make it funny like like it already is. Make it funny. There's other people here for that. Based on looks you should be depressed. Here's a deal, Dan. You're, you know, Shannon's bringing decups to the table.

Okay. What are you bringing? Whatever you want. I like it. I take the couch, Dan. Rob, get over here. I like Dan. Dan's a nice one. All right, take the couch, Dan. Rob, get over here. I like Dan. Dan's a good one. That's a nice two-jump, Dan.

That's a good show, Dan. I love Dan. I don't care for kids, and the man that you don't want to fuck me. But I love the man that you're great. And here comes Rob. Now Rob, you're in the same room. Yes! Robby!

Robby! Robby! Robby! Robby! Robby! Robby! Robby! Robby! Robby looks like he's applying to a prep school right now. Robby, uh, now-

I think it's game day. Robby, welcome to the YKWD. Where you from, Robby? Stanford, Connecticut. Stanford, do you live there now? I do. So you traveled from Stanford today for the show? Yes sir. How would you be willing to do that every every Tuesday? Yes and I'm moving. November. Where you're moving too, Robby? I've made no arrangements but I'm moving November where you're moving to Robbie. I've made no arrangements, but I'm moving Well, that's What's the worst thing I was open to Chicago? I don't I don't I don't I don't Bobby, yes, the nickname of Stanford Connecticut is what is it the city that works? That's right, and I'm a working man. Yeah

He just gave himself two thumbs up to his chest Here for you He's a shitty congressman. I want to make a pitch for Robbie Okay, okay. He's a is it his cynic organic? What's it called? On Friday night he can't be out after sunset on Friday He's a gym. You understand how much time we can dedicate to shearing on him for not being on a leave on a Friday night Any pursuing how many career look at Shannon's calf. I can't stop That Trump's funny jujoke any day I use stand-up community. She said niggas, not black people.

Oh my god. She's cruel. No. No. That's the first time on the show that Lewis wasn't one saying it. No, I was saying he's stepping on my toes. Is this my thing? Can you not do that? It's kind of Lewis's catchphrase. Okay, here we go. Robby?

Yes. No, you're a stand-up comedian. How are you going to ever progress in the business if you can't work on a Friday night? Yeah, I'll probably stop doing that at some point. So you're saying you're willing to give up Judaism for the YKWD podcast For no, but stand up. No, the headline Are you gonna give up Judaism or comedy? I? Don't know that it's talking to the microphone buddy lean in all right All right, you get it Jesus Christ is your person That's what I want to do. Yeah, I got him

I'm hoping I can do both and I guess I'll see as my career progresses if that's true So at one point if I say to you I got a great gig for you if it was weekly it would make me very uncomfortable I Wouldn't want to be working every Friday night, but if you got a random Friday for you. If it was weekly, it would make me very uncomfortable. I wouldn't want to be working every Friday night, but if you got a random Friday, I'm in. Really? Can I give you a little commitment for Rob?

Because Rob has done some stuffing. I've done some shows in Connecticut. He's nothing. He's working some stuff. Thanks, David. He's done some fucking shows in Connecticut with me. Rob, what he will do is he will come and he will drive his car before the sun goes down

and then walk to the club and not touch the microphone and some sort of weird Jew loophole. Whoa! Really? It's dedication. That's dedication, dude. So if you can talk on the microphone and just so long as you don't touch it.

Yeah, I guess so. Sure. Religion is silly. Let's be honest. I'm a list on this one. Yeah. So why do I do it? I was raised that way.

I was raised really religious, so I'm still, I don't know that I love it, but it's weird if I just totally kinda did. Are you excited about the new iPhone? I could care less. All right, well, wow. Wow, bro, Shannon, Shannon, are you excited? I'm so excited.

Oh, what, Shannon, I'm so excited. Are you sure you won't fuck around with a fucking married guy? I'm probably, she's like, like, if nobody knows, like, we're in this room and nobody knows we're up here. I'll probably buy you one, Bobby. Look at this. This is gonna be the deciding factor, Shannon. Did you want to can shoot iPhones out

of a vagina like golf balls? Not the new one. It's five or five inches. Hi, Q-Sheep. Hi, Q-Sheep. Say hi, Q-Sheep again. You get hi, Q-Sheep. Hi, Q-Sheep.

Hey, Q-Sheep, do you wear a suit for this yes, I did you did I like that. Yeah, I like that. I like it. I fucking like it Robbie clearly had his top button button during Tom's interview and and it's now my turn. I love it. Learning from mistakes. I mean, here's the thing with this. I'm liking everybody. Everybody's, Tom adds his connections to Comedy Central and his wit and his outstretched,

help us with fashion. We got Dan. Dan and his technology in, oh my head hurts. He's a guy again. He stops his access to Oh my head. He's a go-kaz. Stop his access to affordable dog food. Yes, it's very important. And we can finally find out how much fish food to give a fish.

Awesome. Awesome. Unbelievable. Robbie? Robbie is just willing to get up Judaism. willing to give up fucking going to heaven. Which by the way, I've wanted my whole life as Judaism. He's willing to give it up for this podcast the war of suit

And he's a comedian finds loophole so he finds way he's yeah, yeah, and then we got a We got a good show show that we got Shannon what a Shannon offer Shannon is good at Shannon can do she's fucking anything she has a I wore a cute skirt and heels. I can do social media. Yes. And she currently produces her own podcast. And can you be here when I need you? Okay, so this is the thing. Here we go. She had to stop talking now. Here we go. We'll see you at the next. I can't wait until you have a penis.

I've changed the podcast time to midnight's unsanitary. And I like to get it's fun. Here's the thing. And done. I, here's the thing. I have a kid with Will. Oh, so if Will's here, I can't be here. All right, what's up?

What's the thing? So I work a day job Monday to Friday. I did say this in my submission email. So I get out of work at five. I work downtown. I could be here 530. And I can stay till forever But I can't really be here before 530

Except for 9am the next day when you have to go to work again. That's fine I'll you know I'm not a bit Bob the cuz she did say that in the email But you know things are changing a lot for you in a few weeks You might be shooting all died during the dice that might actually be a problem for her I mean, you know we have to do the podcast 530 I was also do the fuck is it 530 thirty you know you know I love to know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you

guys all have spots you think naps I have to do it in 12 or three because you cock suckers five thirty is great I will click comedy of Shannon's Is that for hire? Yeah, we quit my life. You hired a buddy of Kelly Page, and you used to get a little, Lou, Joe. Joe, I have a solution. Shannon may not be able to do it, because it worked. Yes. Page a day, Shannon Callender.

John, what does that mean? What does that mean? The picture is a new picture. Every day, you're tearing away. There's a new picture. I like it. I think it's really good. That's a big thing. Do we need her services? Or do we just need a picture picture I like it I think it's less than that's a big thing I need her services or do we just need a picture

I can't I think we need your service. All right here we go I want to say something Rob who would you fuck Rob no I don't want to kill fucka Mary I want to I want to know this when can you be here Rob whenever you need me what whenever you accept Friday So if I need you on a Tuesday. Yeah, you'll come here. I will be Wednesday. Let's do it. I switch it up I want it on Sunday Tuesday and Wednesday I What the fuck is that? Is that a warlord cry? I have just bringing about spirits, now no one will be the intern. I have close to your internships. We'll just smear dog blood on his arm. He just cut a chicken's head off and poured it over a chin and it's dead.

Holy fuck, dog one. That was terrifying. That's tough. Look at Robbie. He's not even cracking. He's ready for anything. That's right. So Rob, now you might not be, you know, you're going to have to work your way on the mic.

I mean, Scopo sits there like a fucking lump on the log. That's going to be your spot. You're going to be doing what he does. Now, you'll have this mic in front of you so you can talk whenever you want, but can you do more than one thing? Can you change camera angles? Can you set stuff up?

Are you a fast learner? Look down, Bobby, you just built a car house. Oh, sure. That's amazing. How did you build that with a balcony? Did he? Where was it? You and Scopo have strikingly similar faces.

All right, now you're gonna really eat that microphone. Put that. Can you touch the mic today? It's not kosher. He's not allowed to. All right, I'm liking you, Rob. And I'm liking you, Dan. Tom? You're gonna go home now. What's your name? Tom. Tom. Tom.

Tom, I like you a lot, Tom. No. I really like him a lot too. And here's what Tom offers. He's coming in the gate with some, a different angle. Industry heat. Wait, no, not, I like that he works at Comedy Center

because he knows the business. He knows how to, he knows he can help me out with, whether you get fired the next day, then what? It's, but he still has all that knowledge. So on how to get shows going, and he seems funny, but he's not funny the way everybody else is. Very funny guy.

Yeah, but he's funny in his little, you know, country way. Robbie, I also tell you also works at the Village Voice as well. So when we do have things when we need promotion, Tom is the fucking, is that real? Yeah, okay. He promotes my shows for me all the real? Okay, he promotes my show for me a lot of time and That's also that's it. That's a strike. He's promoted Kelly show All right, well listen, I'm gonna excuse I'm gonna excuse I'm gonna excuse everybody. I'm gonna excuse everybody

Except Shannon just cuz I want to compare the two women But listen, I'm what here's a deal. Okay guys. We're gonna get back to you We're not I'm we're not making this decision today. Okay, so you guys being you know you guys all did great I think I'm really, you guys are all add something to the show. You had a lot of the stuff that we need, but you all add, Shan, this is you too. You're just staying for shits and giggles

because there's another girl coming up, we have to see. If she, what if she's smoking? And she's got a 10, she's not. We just fucking puke on Shannon. Oh, get out of the gross face. No, I'm kidding. No, but you guys, I got one more question to ask you. What's your favorite episode of the show?

Go. Yeah, you. This is Dan, by the way. Yeah, Dan. What's your favorite episode? I guess probably the latest one, New Grammets. OK. What's your favorite episode of the show?

I'm gonna eat this mic. Yeah, please. I liked you complaining about the barbecue because I just went through something very similar and it was very traumatic. You put on a bunch of weight? No, people didn't show it. You a fat a month ago.

Yeah, I love the Patrisonial gymnort in. Well, what episode? I can't tell you the specific episode Shannon what's your favorite episode? I don't know the number, but it's the the one where the saying let's be honest originated Let's be honest. That was our That's an even episode let's be honest one more the no sugar no grains one because I started following no sugar That's pretty good. There you pounce Bobby. Do you hear that? Yeah, she followed your no sugar no grains one because I started following no sugar That's pretty good. There you pounce. Bobby. Do you hear that? Yeah, she followed your no sugar no grains and lost Well, not his version of it. Oh yeah, a successful For coming up now, so they so you guys we're gonna be a touch to thank you for coming in If you guys know if you guys want to hang out downstairs and grab another drink

I want you know come down and talk to you guys after if you you have to leave, that's fine till we totally get it. Okay? Okay, hang out my sundown stairs. All right, and be good to here. Dan? Dan? Dan? Wow.

Dan? I'll see you down. I'll see you downstairs if you want to hang out. Great suit. All right, let's go. Shannon, none of these guys have had the job. That is not true. Shannon.

That is not true. Shannon, that is not true. Shannon, you're really considering moving the show. I'm not lying about that. Shannon, come. All right. All right. All right. We have four guys that just walked in.

One has a five o'clock shadow. There's a woman is here. There's a good-looking guy. He's just a young buck right there. And then there's a I would call a hustler. Gonzo Fist. I would call a hustler. We're one of the three stooges. So Kelly, why don't you go through the room and introduce everybody to us? Okay, so we've got Freddie. On Mikel. On Mike.

On Mikel. You'll leave it back. So we've got Freddie on my Cal on Mike on Mike. Is why you're leaving back I keep taking the mock away from me. I'm like come on Tell you look really pretty. Hey, oh he's can we do? What oh he's such an idiot. Okay, just go boys. He just swears at everyone. Oh, they're breath. It's so annoying Well, hold on hang on stick to this. This might be the last time So boy if you want a mic get a mic. No, skip it. Hey, use my mic you fucking ask use this one Good no, I fucking took the mic back she wasn't here and then when she was about to talk again I moved the mic to fucking her which I saw it got about six the mic back

So put the mic back how does she? Stop. What was it? How did she do it? What's whatever? They're fucking dumb 20 accent is okay. She's really mad. I love this. She fucking I was giving the mic back to her and she fucking had to say something And she did didn't you what she say under her breath? I don't know something dumb Australian shit You guys totally just mass each other anyway. I'm so fucking up. She fucking does that shit I love this movie. I get on the table on fucking your side as like oh, I fucked up or whatever and get under my fucking skin Would you just did you Fuck up today. I did fuck up. I did fuck up. No, I did fuck up today. Yeah, what I have sex. It's what happened

I don't know what you just said he said one day of sex. Okay. Thank you. I didn't know you translated will I go with Everywhere I'm well Interpreter give the mic back to Kelly. Let's move on from this fucking. She's leaving next week I know it's over. I want to hash it out. Dude. There's no hashing out. There's hashing in out. I love hash. Okay. So first we have Freddie and then we have Jen. Hi, Jen. And then we have Dupu. Dupu. And then we have what stop. What did you say? How about Dupu? Super. Yeah, it's him. He's in.

Okay. Do we want to make the show Top 10 on iTunes? We bring in Deepo. Okay. Shannon, I want you to move over to your chair. What was the last one? The last one's name? No, Shannon, just move over to the chair.

Just some of that. Why don't you get comfortable over here? Shannon, move over to the chair, your face. I want to poo next to, to poo. I want you to move over next the chat your face. I want I want to poo next to DePoo I want you to move over next to dance out up and then I'm gonna take what you're Jesse Jesse I want you to move to that chair right there put your headphones on and put your and you gotta eat these microphones too So get put the mic where you need it. Mm-hmm I like it. I like that name. Yeah, it's good name. Okay, Dippu. Dippu. Is it Dippu or Dippu?

Dippu. Like a train Dippu. Like a port. Yeah, I'm on my way out here. Okay, Kelly, go ahead. Dippu, he's also a comic, but he's got a really good experience. Technically, he's all over like video and new stream stuff. Yeah, I'm very familiar with streaming software. I have some samples here about how we can improve with the video feed I Pass it around I'm here to work So we have pre before and after pictures the before picture shows the wasted space that goes on these video feeds are fine

The ones that are out there like they're very serviceable. They're very good But we can tighten it up a little bit. Okay. We can get it on the action a little bit We can make it a more immersive a video if you the people want a full screen, you know Would you say you're a problem solver? Yes, I am okay, so something so today we had some issues with the internet Okay, what's your first thing that you would have kind of done? Well, we're worried about the stream going down there Well, if the internet's I mean if the internet goes like There's gonna be a blank spot in the feed. I mean we can try and get back up. We'll do some tests

We'll see if the internet's working You would communicate that around Why do I feel like I'm on customer service with Right, we're going to do it. I get your video feed app. We value you as a customer Talk all that shit, but people But the game too, I love it. Don't that shit People broke freaking samples for everybody You got the fuck up, would you? People with all the problems, just 10 bucks off and on again

Alright guys, welcomeself guys, you work out this Yeah, at least Alright, so there's a couple of things Just screaming, the mic's fucking work You know what I mean, every week I got, you're fucking, I gotta block somebody on Twitter because then you guys talk over each other. Weed them out.

Listen. Listen to me. I wanna go over this real quick, okay? Dupu, Dupu, Dupu. Alright, Dupu. His name by man, so just call him Dupu. Are you cool with that, Dupu? I'm fine with that.

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Mm-hmm. Streaming software experience Expl it. Mm-hmm open broadcaster video editing experience Adobe Premiere image editing Adobe Premiere Photoshop CS6 Samples stream sizzle real yeah Read up the whole website. What is that? What is that sample? I won't I'll tweet that link to you guys later This is a sample of me this is like a highlights of my stream I have a twitch stream where like I use a lot of the software that you guys are using here and like I've super imposed myself on Top of like video gameplay Shannon has a twat. Shannon has a twat stream. Yeah, could you copy?

Yeah, that might be banned from Ustream, but also I was thinking we should move from Ustream. Also, and I do. Why is that? No, no, no, I'm saying porn will get you banned from Ustream. That was it. No, but why you say move from Ustream?

No, in terms of conditions. Yeah. It's great. This could be a term to condition. I want to know something real quick. Now, you say you want to move us from Ustream. I think it's a good idea. Why?

To what? Moving to twitch.tv. Twitter. Twitch.tv is the mecca of streaming. Scope. It's so dumb. Yeah. I mean, TV is the mecca of online audience right now.

Literally. Why is it not? It's fucking. Hold on, why is that? Because you know how Ustream, okay, if you look at the Ustream page for this website, it gets, it's had a maximum of 500 views total It's fucking not that great. There's not a lot of audience on you stream But if you go to twist.tv they have like a hundred thousand people watching channels on that stream service

Wow Any given moment. Can I just say something around look at look at the other fucking people here I was just that you have them mesmerized. I'm nervous. I'm gonna get fired Joe's got to be on it. Shannon just left. Yeah. He's gonna be like, I think if we get one guy with one liners, I might be able to fire Joe. I really do think that Dupu would work well with Shannon.

I'm being honest about this. Okay, hang on one second. I get that. You need to check on the podcast, man. You need to check it. Hang on. Hang on one second. I agree as well. Yeah. I want to, I want to, what do you bring it to the table? Besides your, your, your massive size massive size really yes, you think that?

Yeah, you're a big guy. Yeah, good cyber. It's too. I've been walking. Thank you. I've been Walking a lot of these days. I a lot. I film background. You have film background. Oh, yeah, like what? Was it porno? What do you like to see like see dudes in a chick, you like to see, maybe three minutes? What is your film background? Well, I went to school for film and then I got into IT. So I've been doing that for a few years.

What kind of camera, what kind of camera use? I used to do very ambitious things in film like hang out of trunks down just the crazy shots, jump off bridges. So you see, I mean, I don't copy a shot. I influenced someone. Jesse, what kind of camera use? down just the crazy shots jump off bridges. I don't want to be a whole copper shot. I influence someone. Jesse, what kind of camera you use that I made a Mark 2?

And that was a trick question. Did you hear that? I'm really nervous. Like, if you could take it, yeah, very nice. I was thinking, okay, here's why you don't even have to be funny. You and you, I listened to you religiously for some reason I'm not like I'm not like one of those I don't know what the word is fan

You know I was thinking about that. Should I tell them? Should I not yeah, no, we love accolades tell me that we love that I look at all your podcasts and Except for Joe's pretty crazy. No Joe's Joe's podcast is definitely awesome mark. No, um Can I just say? I yes, it's mine. I mean he's there. So I guess I guess started erupt deep who Overqualified not technically speaking. I'm like. I'll get it is an intern. Yeah He doesn't I'm falling in love with this guy. Thank you. Cluffed Club Chin. Oh Let me see let me see John. Let me see. Let me see, John. Let me see.

Can I touch it? Bud chin, please do. Joe Montana's got a bud chin. And I've always what kind of touch it to. Yeah, I like it. Yes. Lewis touches his chin. Oh, that feels kind of like a bud.

Dan Soder, you smell it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. What does smell like? Bum.

It smells like chin. It smells like dimmer smell. I figured I I actually put my finger in my asshole Before you don't know what does chin smell like like The last thing you had you had on it. That was a chin joke. No Thank you she thank you she it's a bomb Danny a dummy. How about this ask me that question again? What question you ask? Chinese food Great Jesse actually you tell me downstairs that you work with the apps as well We create apps. Yeah, Bobby loves appetizers. I have wings

Those apps you ask all these these apps my award-winning app that I have. That doesn't look like an app. No, this is the award I won for the app. Oh, really? You write code for apps? Yeah, yeah. Tim, the app you created. It's something that's going to destroy Facebook. I'm in the process, right?

Angry Birds. I showed all the anger. So you actually write code. Yeah, I did. All right, that's what I want. The guy who's going to destroy Facebook. Yeah, that's the next fucking prodigy out right. That's what I want the guy is gonna destroy Facebook That's the next fucking prodigy out there. You're gonna reap the reward really what is doing? You got you like three percent are you a comedian? Are you a comedian? I'm not I'm not I'm a little like that What's a what's a comedian? What's the school background for apps?

I've been in IT for five years. I know systems. Okay, listen Okay, I actually hang on listen. I want systems. Okay, listen. I actually hang on. Listen, I wanna ask you a question. Do you work full time? No, I don't, I recently to do more on this app, I transitioned to full to part. So I can pretty much, and my schedule's very flexible on stuttering, I'm so nervous.

I was on the subway and I was trying to get myself pumped up but put on fuck with me, you know, I got it All right, and I was I was just fucking I was like fuck these guys. I was like Robert I was trying to while I was trying to bring it down. I was like Robert's a Heavy joe list I'll get AIDS and then Dan Sodor is just beautiful. I couldn't say anything bad I'm just kidding Joe and I I and then I got here I turned it to Michael J. Fox 10 years from now So it's I

List like like if you could if you could combine everyone in this room. I would I would be all your talent I would be your biggest fan. I'm right here the heavy guy your biggest fans right here I like the only bring in the big guns. You're talking like the biggest fan here. Come on I thought my fucking sweet ideas. Yeah, I'm actually not a fan here come on I should talk about the my fucking sweet ideas yeah I'm actually not a fan I could actually make them stuff you could just tell them what to do oh I would have two links to my samples

I didn't go to school for it sorry I didn't go to school for it I got to New York City that's pretty easy to think it's just a Fucking son of a star. I didn't go to school for it. Sorry. I didn't go to school for I got to New York City. That's pretty easy thing to just deny that you went to school for something I didn't go to school for biology. I went to school for film Okay, guys, she's gonna still gonna win, but this is fun But this blog's See the other girl she's beautiful That's why I didn't want to come here because there's two girls and I was like fuck and I'm just gonna leave But big plugs, please see it for you. Have you seen the other girl? She's beautiful. Yeah, you know, she had an already stole my heart. She's so funny. That's why I didn't want to come here,

because there was two girls and I was like, fuck. I'm just gonna leave, fuck this. Listen, no, that's not the case. I think he's, this guy is really crazy, and this guy is really good. I, they both, like, my top guys right now. What about the other three guys we said? They good too, but they bring you,

yo, you want to show them to be successful? You still want to get 50 55 listeners. Oh That's true. It's true. I was laughing my ass off at the last podcast. You will. It's just fucking hilarious I can I can talk praise. I'm here. I hang on one second damn. What do you say? What do you talk about? Someone that is well versed in being corporate right? Yes He's doing a clear tactic right now, right? He's inundating you with compliments So I kind of like you guys are so similar Um, okay, I can groom now I I kill

You seem a little fucking a little perturbed with his as technique that he's doing right now Well, I don't even know that he's doing right now. Well, I don't even know what he's producing just like an app that's supposed to take down Facebook. It's a futuristic Craigslist. It's going to basically be the white kid of a D brand. I'm just saying I can create things if Bobby needed an app. You can just direct thing.

I mean, it's just like you're coming in. You're coming in. I didn't know before you got. I hang on one second. You know what, Gil? Good. what's the rest of your pitch? Okay, so back to the samples here. I'm comfortable. We're, I'm so comfortable, it's not even funny.

This is the best. Go ahead, Gil. So on the stream, I can set up multiple scenes. You can look in the picture. Hang on one second, can you talk and Chan, and can you move your mouth like you're saying it? I'm trying to do something. I still, go ahead, Gil. Cheers, the voice of an angel. Can you talk and Shannon can you move your mouth like you're saying?

Yeah, good girl cheers the voice of angel. I just like gills brain and Yeah, the so basically on the stream, you know, we can have we can have a rotating billboard showing all you all your different sponsors We have a marquee on the bottom string everyone's plugs. Yeah upcoming shows All the other boards showing all you different sponsors. We have a marquee on the bottom string, everyone's plugs, upcoming shows, subscriber notifications. I see you circle the black spots. That's wasted space on the car feet. It is, this is prime real estate.

Now, okay, Gil, I get that you're technical. I get that you can fucking come in here and take this show to the next level. Okay. Right, now, what about Facebook and Twitter? What about social? Yeah? So you can take that over. You have Facebook and Twitter? What about social? Yeah. So you can take that over.

You have no problem doing that. No problem at all. Now, what happens if you become successful? What do we do then? I don't think there's a chance of that. Okay. Good answer. How many people do you follow on Twitter?

Uh, 330. How many do you? Shit. I don't. It's 410. I was going to insult them if they had a little number. Uh, that's not a total comment, sir. I respect and comics that like me follow me back. It's not like a real fan base. It's just comics like that I've met over the years.

It's not like an actual. Now, what do you think? Now you seem a little like I know you're, I mean, um, I can't believe what you name again. I'm so upset. What you game? Jesse, I said big. I didn't say fat. So you, I said big. You're big. This is like a fucking cloak. I have a Jesse.

Jesse, Jesse, you seem, you seem a little, uh, I mean, Jesse. Jesse, you seem a little, I mean, you're going for the funny. I'm not, I'm not funny. You're going for the funny and you seem to kind of be a little frustrated and you're the comic. Well, I'm just trying to get the facts that I really prepared out. I'm not gonna try and out funny you guys.

There's the fucking, there's no way that's gonna happen. Like, I'm like, I'm just out of the time. Hold on, I like that. I fucking respect the guys. But you will get relaxed someday and be funny on the show, right? Are you questioning his funniness? No. Maybe he should be funnier.

No, man. I got to screw this and it's like the perfect way. Wait, I'm intimidated just the same. But I know I have to be a little bit out of going to get you guys. You know, oh, okay, this guy could kind of step in here. Okay, I like it. I say we take all of Deepo's ideas and have both girls. Hang on a second. I was specifically told against that. I'm we take all of the poo's ideas and I have both girls

I was I was specifically told against that I'm fine with you taking my idea. No We're not gonna the better than the show. All right Jesse and Gil you guys take the couch We're gonna bring the other two new people up. You got it. What's your name? I'll be what you name. I love you too, buddy. Thank you. Come sit right there Freddie and what's your name? Jen Jen you're over here by, you know what, Jen, I want you here by me, Freddie, you by Dan. I like it. Jen's hot too. I like it. Can I have two? Guys are animals. Stay away from them. Hi, Jen. Now, let's get into this. Jen, I'll give it up for those two. I mean, they would add it. I love both those guys. That was great. Now, friends with Robbie and Tom,

I got these guys over them. Really? Yeah. I mean, they kind of really fluggled on. You just called me a sink guy? No, I didn't give you just a guy who was going to say you look like a hot camp counselor. You look like a counselor. You just can't be just like a host. No, no. Rule number one on podcast. You go talk to the mic and you go to put headphones on.

So you can hear us. Headphones. There you go. And now, are you a comedian? No, no, I'm way out of my comfort zone right here. Pull into the mic, you gotta eat the mic, yeah. Like that, ooh. Oh. All right, you're out of the comfort zone, really. Yeah, I mean, the fucking MIT guys down there

and comedians and stuff. All right, what do you do, sweetie? I'm smelt a lot of weird. You just surf here? I do freelance video production editing. Really? Oh my god. You bring it to heavy hitters box. I don't fuck around. Alright, don't yell it. Okay, I just made that up. But for money right now, I'm a dog walker. You're a dog walker. I have dogs. I could walk them a few on me. Oh! That's what I bring to the table. Nice. Good service.

And your name is Freddie, which I like the name Freddie. It's a good name. It's a great name. And what's that tattoo? This one right here. This one up here. That one down there. This one's a Gonzo fist.

It's a symbol for Hunter S. Thompson. It's true. Like Frin Lothing Las Vegas. Double thumb. Are you a fan of Dove David off? I like Dove David off. I've met him a couple years ago. He's a nice guy. Yes, what's up Chris? Oh Freddie

Move over get in here. Go over to the rattles. Now Freddie. What do you do for work? I wait tables But I do stand-up comedy so you you so you want to be a you are a stand-up comedian. Yeah, you hope yes Can I take over as the first waiter? Yes, where do you wait tables? I actually just got fired from my job to come here? Okay, we're I love it. Are you kidding me? You actually just got fired from my job to come here. Okay, we're real. Oh, I love it. I eat kidding. You caught me not even getting into the job. He's out on the streets because of you Bobby. Sure.

Why did you get fired? It was waiting at this jazz bar, not too far from here. And the manager's just a real asshole. And he used to just like curse to me and just like call me a fucking idiot and stuff. And so I got my schedule switched to come here. And he just got all pissy and he was like no the switch is off And this is like last night in the middle of my shift and I was like, well, I'm fucking going tomorrow And he was like well, then you don't have a job and I was like I will fuck yourself

And I took my apron off and just walked really I like it. I like that. I like it. Oh My god, what are you doing? What there's no kids in the studio except for my kid? That's not true. That's no, that is true. It's a new rule. Kelly, but what if his kids better? I'm about to be able to make a mic on the screen. I mean, I'm talking about it. Now, do you know, you guys know Freddie?

I don't Freddie a little. Yeah, I met you the other day at LL. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and met Scopo. Okay. So what's your, what's your brain to the table? What's your, what's your act? It's a dedicated low, dedicated little, low worker, you know, charming, good looks. An infected lip.

An infected man. Out because he has a lip bracing. A lip bracing. All right, yeah, tell me on radio, it's not tough. Oh, okay. Not, yeah, it'll be a week later. So they'll be like, what is that mean, an infected lip person? Is this a radio?

Yeah, this radio. So listen, not for long, now these interns are bringing in. It's gonna be a multi-media platform. Well, so you bring in, you bring in his good looks. Yeah, it's really well. Okay. I want to ask you a question And what's your name again? I said Jen Do you like men? Oh, do you like women? I like them both Hold on that's unfair time out out, Shannon. Just Shannon, can you wait for me? Get on microphone for a second.

Shannon, do you like men or women? No, use her microphone, Shannon. Get that back out of her face. Use her microphone, Shannon. Don't ever take my microphone away again. She has this. The show will slip this way. Shannon, lean in.

I feel like this isn't fair, but I like men. Yes. It sucks. Say it. I feel like a straight woman will never be out bisexual women ever. Why? I like that.

You know what, Shannon, timeout. Kiss her and tell me how it feels. Let me ask you a question. Do you think Shannon's pretty? Um, yeah. I mean, not my type, to be honest. Really? She doesn't like crazy hot shirts or anything.

I mean, I feel like a town boy somewhere. I like the roadside. Yeah. See, I like that there's somebody who, you know, somebody who likes women. We don't have anybody on the show who is, you know, open and honest like that and then is, uh, open and honest. Joe and then is uh... Open and honest. Joe tells the story that she love you. No, I'm just opening and honest.

I'm saying we don't. Bailey J's dick, I got herpes, what do you want? His nickname is the truth. Yeah. I'm saying, I'm saying we can get the whole gay community over here. And I'm much more people than that would be. That's like a whole fucking group. Ellen might listen to this show.

We are not going to keep the gay community as long as Lewis and I are here. I said five times on today's show. Now let me ask Jen, does it bother you when he says that? Faggot? No, fuck no. Why? Nothing bother, I mean no word.

Are you a comedian? I love this. What do you do? To a dog walker. We did this around. What do you want to do? What do you want it? What do you hope? What do you want to do? What do you want to do? What do you want to do?

I want to produce, I mean I write my own stuff now and I produce direct it. You know I want to have the whole thing. Why do you, how do you listen to the show? How does a girl like you come to listen to the YKW? Why do you listen to you on ONA and then? So you're an ONA fan? Yeah, yeah. Okay great.

Are you an ONA fan now? Oh with J? Yes, yeah. Okay great. So you an Owen J fan now? Oh, with J. Yes, yeah, big fan. Okay, great. So you listen to that and then you came over here. Yep. And what are the shows do you like? What are your top four shows? Two days of stories. Yeah, we incredible On the smart smart side is stuck you should know, you know, you know, you'll let it get it You think Gilbert's dumb okay, okay, and we are but go ahead Which is true we are What I am yeah, what's that called?

It's your new show She wants a fucks outer. I just saw the way she did that My wife doesn't I Hope No, I'm pretty sure I remember you saying that your wife thought he was attractive No, I said she could fuck him if she wanted to I said I begged her to do it in front of me Cuz that's a close is I'm gonna get the fuck it I want a snapchat fuck you

snapchat fuck you So listen to me so so you're a fan of the show what's your favorite episode? Dude, I don't know them by episode. I mean I'm not that huge of a fan, but any show Wrong with you that was my favorite response I don't like you that much. What do I fucking download it every month? Fuck yeah, what do I listen to this shit? What the fuck if I live in the Midwest maybe yeah, but so you don't even listen to the show No, I listen to the show. I try to listen to lie whenever you guys are on so you're not a big fan of the show If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you

Does that make me a big fan? I make you generous. It makes you a money. Rob Bernstein would not do that. Rob Bernstein would invest that money. No new suit. So all right so what you let me ask your favorite episode. There's a bunch of them that I really like. One that I think about in particular is the one where you guys were talking about your son's birthday and all the comments about their favorite gifts. I thought that was a really funny. That was a good one.

I like that one too. That's a unique one. That is unique. Yeah, and I changed my mind. Louis, you won, right? Yeah, I think so. The bubbles. Yeah, the bubbles won.

Is that connected to the bathtub? No, that's thrown out. It broke. I re-gifted that. It was break-at, broke. Are you kidding me? You got it up near your house. Of No, that's thrown out it broke. I regifted that Break that broke are you kidding me? You got it up near your house of course. It's very expensive dude. No, it wasn't It was how expensive like 35 bucks or so that's expensive Fucking bubble maker for a Puerto Rico you mean for a Puerto Rican you mean I was a little bummed out that Kelly's a Kelly's books didn't get a little bit more praise a little bit a little bummed out not really a fan fan, but you'd give me a million dollars Yeah, yeah, so awesome now in this room who would you sleep with first?

No, you who would you sleep? Between these between the three ladies no, no, the man What the fuck Show is this The three ladies no the man Now you're gonna have to kiss one of them soft kiss and then fuck them and get you right? It's good. Yeah, you go. Oh scopus looks like he's in shape. It's pretty good Really? But he's got those little fucking weird Italian moles Do the dance off He's got some moves You mean the suck off?

No, we have a dance off of my other podcast, Legion of Skanks, Avila, my kid comedy radio.com. You ever mentioned that again? I'll kick you off the show. How's that? But if I have to pick the dude, I think it's going to be Sodor because I'm a big queen of Stone Age fan too. I got that. Wait, I wasn't first. Go Sodor. Why is nobody racist? Nobody racist nobody's mentioned well?

I know that with that because no one's asking me my list We'll tell you where we'll we'll I'll tell you why I tell you one reason why not well It's okay because exploding in he's My list is won't won't won't won't Because he can't say the word hankerchief and address me nuts every time say hang a chiff What's your coming to thank you I want to fuck my fifth on your list. I'm the guy making the decision Picture that goes without saying what I thought you man out of the other guys besides you. Oh, you'd fuck me first

Yeah, of course, I'll do that not like a 95 Bobby 95 Bobby Cellar Bobby As opposed to a 295 Bobby Robert Kelly the Here's a son here's the problem with that one Dan Lewis gave it the old sitcom He's fucking mr. Roper go fuck yourself. Yeah, give you the big bang theory sell Shannon Can you hold my son? I want to see how this is gonna work in the future That's good. I'm not a race Retro you're kid of both this room. You got to raise that part that I said on the show my wife's leaving right now

This is hard. That's her keys turned away in the background. I'm gonna let what what my god You just said keys. I left my keys in the basketball court be was gonna go to the background. I'm gonna go to the background. I'm gonna go to the background. I'm gonna go to the background. I'm gonna go to the background. I'm gonna go to the background. I'm gonna go to the background. I'm gonna go to the background. I'm gonna go to the background.

I'm gonna go to the background. I'm gonna go to the background. What? What? Oh my god, you just said keys. I left my keys at the basketball court. Be was supposed to leave her keys with me here. Did she not leave her keys?

I'm gonna lose my mind. I can't get into my home. And with the kid, you have a kid. Yeah, I have a child with me. Oh, shit. I'm not fucking helping you. Coming to my house, buddy. I can go to her new job. Well, rip it. Where's your new job? Don't say it on the fucking air, don't do it. No, you gotta be private, it's a private social club. You can't just get in. What the fuck is that, man?

What is she doing to make money? You can't ask me, I was just gonna ask why I'm such a shit that she can do it. Hello. I just want to butter for my master's fucking strangers in a hallway. Hello, Mr. Master's in.

So, okay, so what do you bring to the show? Who is your fuck? No, no, no, no. I don't see that. She won't find it. Don't wait, the way she said No, no, no, no, no, she Why she said the way she said that I was like yeah, no, I definitely want to Yeah, she's dad who is it who you list? Yeah, clearly fucking dance order. Why the fuck does everybody pick that flat nose No, you be second though. You be second. Oh, okay, man. I agree with you list guy before so I'd love to

You know, you're just a f***er I'm loved to you know, you're just a fett of checklists Have you ever fought a guy with herpes and HPV warts at the same time So I'm second and then who's third? Dude stop pointing at yourself. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that dude over there. You'd fuck you So you so Lewis is not third You be third So here's the I will Lewis. What are you doing? You're fucking you you go over there leave the show go get your son Go no go get no you're not fucking taking over the show. He's just just sunglasses

Fucking asshole beat it. He's human sunglasses. He's just fucking he's End glasses. So here's the deal. So you're gonna, so you bring to the show what, sweetie? I have cameras, production experience. I, you know, I don't have the coding geniuses of the back, but, you know, we can make some sketch videos, I guess. Don't poop, poop, poop, poop. What was that, what was that? Poop, poop, poop. Poop, poop, poop. D-po, I want you to sit in Louis's seat. Don't poo poo depu. What was that? What was that joke? Poo poo depu.

Depu, I want you to sit in Louis's seat. I want you to take over. And the episode title be poo poo depu, please. I'm really proud of that. Yeah, I think it should be. And it took on a Star Wars thing. I wasn't even expecting. Poo poo depu. I like that.

All right, so. Poo poo depu. You're over. Good, we got you. Give him that mic right there. So here's Jesse. Jesse. We got Jesse.

We got Gil. Depu. We got Jen give him that mic right there. So here's Jesse Jesse. We got Jesse. We got Gil deep who we got Jen and Freddie Freddie no nose now Freddie all you bring into the table is funny You have no social media skills. You don't know how to run cameras. You don't know anything about fucking tech You know nothing you got fired for your job to come in here today But you threw it all fucking against the wall and you're here today to get the fucking job to be on the show, but you bring nothing to the table except wit and some good looks. Correct.

Why it is big, right? Um, I got some more stuff involved with that. I do some minor audio stuff. I used to be in a band for a while, so I had some studio experience with editing sounds. Okay. I can do some minor video editing from sketchwork and stuff like that. I mean, I'm not like fucking gill over here with this master mastery of that, but I do have some stuff. I love gills' confidence.

Look at gills, can you just... I fucking, I really want those gays. Okay, now, Jesse. Jesse, step back. Jesse, you bring to the table, you're a fan of the show. Yeah, yeah, definitely. I mean, I'm pretty creative too. You're creative, you got a five written

110 page screenplay before. You got all, you're creative, you get a bunch of shit going on, you're funny, you're honest, about you're being nervous, about to take Facebook down. You gotta take Facebook down. I don't mean to come off cocky, I'm really not. I like, it's fine off cocky. I'm really not. I like it's fine to cocky

And and then Jen you love women And man and man you prefer men, but you love some chicks. Yeah, you love throwing down a softball game once in a while Right like a nice sparks game. Yeah, a nice New York Liberty basketball. I love watching the Olympics Sparks game. Yeah, you're nice New York Liberty basketball. I love watching the Olympics Watching personals best in a steam room. Listen So and you love the show, but you're not a super crazy retard fan, but you love the show You like it. You listen to it You want to be part of the show But you don't know a video. You don't know cold. You don't know

You do You don't know video, you don't know code, you don't know. No, I know video. Like this is like the only thing you feel like. Yeah, I do. So you don't want to, hang on a second. You know how to edit video, but do you know how to fuck with stream video. Stream is kind of different. Streaming video and you stream in Facebook and social media. Do you know how to,

I can do social media, I mean, anyone who's around my age should be probably, you know how to do social media? I mean anyone who's around my age should be probably how old you 27 nice Okay, now Shannon you bring to the table everything Shannon you know social media you have your own podcast, right? You you you you come over here. You could voice a lamb in a cartoon Yep, come on. You come over here. You could voice a lamb and a cartoon.

Hahaha. It's funny, I'm sticking by it. So you can, you know how to do a U-Stream? Not yet. Not yet. This is something that I wanted to say from earlier. Yes. Is that I like a challenge.

If there's something I don't know how to do it, I'll learn how to do it. I work at a day job, sit by in a desk all day, so I listen to books on Audible, I listen to podcasts. If I don't know how to do something, I'm gonna figure out how to do it if I want to. Okay. So, I don't know you stream, I don't know coding, but show it to me. Right. I'll learn it.

Okay, you don't like women, you like men, but you don't like, you don't like chunky, you don't have a fetish for a chunky gag. I didn't say that. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Where the fuck are you at? She's back in the race! She's back in the back in the race

Come around the battle Ben Shannon pulls in the lead. Do you have or want her piece? Bobby I wanted to say I don't like all this negativity towards D. Poo I think I got former reasons. I feel like a candidate. I feel like a lot of people are Hanging him a lot of the other candidates that was that thing because he came in with the most plan and a lot of people are throwing jabs at this guy hang on one second Deepo hang on the throwing punjabs at him if I may I am Hang on one second deep. Who go ahead. What do you get? I'm a big fan of this podcast. I did my dam is to be the first guy to emailing about this gig Okay, I'm not sure if I was actually but I heard the podcast the moment it came out

I was I stopped everything I did sent the email in I. I love so many of the comics on this show. I've hung out at Legion, it's gang's a couple of times. That's not a good thing. Yeah, it's kind of a degenerate activity. Yep, go ahead. No, it's a... Keep going, I fucked up, Jeff Rose. Go ahead.

No, that's fine. One of my favorite podcasts ever is an episode Joe listed on Nick DePolo podcast after his letterman appearance, and it was in his honestly honestly like the best hour of entertainment on the internet in my opinion. Other in his post bad-ass thing I've ever heard other than this show. Yes. I got four things. He has like a national spelling bee contestant. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I, that's why I'm making the jump He's gonna faint before his life's like it. Yeah, I get up and mail it fucking now

You you you dig you can do a better job than scope up. You got four things go about doing I think scobos done a fine job up to this Excellent job. All of sicking. Uh, yes I'm too democryphal He fucking He's ruined 90 shows Well, you that's why you have three backups, right? Single-handedly, we have three backups because of fucking this fucking chute over here. You gotta have Phil save some man things go down.

The internet went down today. Yep. The internet going down is kind of band or control because you're sharing internet with the local community. And sometimes if it's like peak hours, what's the third thing you're bringing to the show? I have a great laugh. Let me hear it.

Dude, ask around, like I saved men. Tickle him, will, tickle him. Tickle. Yeah, I'm a little nervous right now. I don a great laugh. Let me hear it. Dude, ask around. I have saved men. Tickle him. We'll tickle him. Tickle. Yeah, I'm a little nervous right now. I don't know if I can force it. But, I mean, ask around.

I have saved men. Do you know how many points you would have got if you just started giggling like Shannon? All right. This is, I gotta go. How long? How long is the fourth thing? The last thing is I have the maturity and the availability to because I'm gonna Yeah, folks I do stand up at night. I'm I really want to do this. What do you live to your tea satin island?

Fuck a boat. No dude. I my commutes are really short. I can hear him for three minutes. Yeah, I guess swim Yeah, what's up? I'm gonna tell you right now not even being addicted like I want to I want to be inside a shan in a lot but I really do think deep who's the best man for the job. I really think he's the best man for the job Thank you, dude, not only like he genuinely I think it Help the show and I think that's the most important thing forget being funny Mm-hmm. He hopefully will be as a comic. We assume he has to be funny, right? But he can help the show. Yeah, so that's the thing is best, but I don't like help. Here's a thing though. I don't like cunts Who yeah Jesse's out I know I don't have a bad attitude man thing though. I don't like cunts Jesse's out I know

I have a profound respect for everyone here. All right, I don't like that is a great tweet. I tweet to like Joe and Come here. All right. Who I And Lewis I always like give like positive feedback like you do this. I like positivity. I like I like that so reinforced like they don't need positive feedback from a sand The point that I'm trying to make is that I know strengths and I'm I'm a decent sort of background writer I mean, I'm not always funny Freddie Freddie what are you creative? But what I mean do you see yourself always funny. Freddie, Freddie, what are you going to say? You're creative, but what, I mean, do you see yourself like making bits, do you see yourself helping the guys out?

Making bits, that's how the job was about. The job was about managing the social media, managing the streams, and being, and being, and being up presses on the show. There's a lot of people that can do that though. I mean, Freddie, I actually really like you. And I'm coming off way too, Kagi, but I really do think you're high up there below me, but.

Well, no, I'm on. You're definitely really good. But you don't have any stream experience. So what are you talking? I have some stream experience Jen, what do you stream? I should my penis on Twitter. I was a joke. Freddie, what are you gonna say? I thought that was kind of messed up You jumped so quickly down his throat. I think that's very sweet that he tweets people. I think it's adorable. It's very, very sad. I like that. He's got a heart attack.

I do think that's great. I love positivity. I like people being positive. I like people helping other people. This whole show is based around, look, I could sit here by myself every fucking week and grab one of my famous friends and fucking be analytical and have all these people go, wow, that was fucking really interesting.

I like everybody coming on having a real common gang and having guys that my fans don't know, becoming their fans. And that's why he used to fucking sling guacamole. I did believe in it. And Louis was on the verge of moving to fucking Mexico. Yeah. Oh, okay.

Chris Scopo is still as funny, but you know what? I'm giving him a shot. Kelly for still got two years. She got 4,000 followers. She's a nobody. Wow. Okay. Getting better looking.

But here's the deal. Sure. So it is about positivity. So when I say it on like, I don positivity so when I say I don't like cunts I don't like mean people. Yeah, I don't like mean right. I'm sorry. I like funny me I like funny me. Yeah, there's a good but I do not like real mean people like the fucking cunts on Twitter Negate the world sucks enough. We don't we need to help each other not fucking Different parents are tweet at you and genuinely like you and then And then there's people, and then guys that tweet at you

and then fucking want something from you eventually and try to like work with you. That's not what I'm saying. Well that's not what I'm saying. I'm not saying, but like there's there are two kinds of people like that. I want to ask a question. One of the very, since four of you're here,

a very big part of the show is that Chris is here. He worked with Chris. Chris can be very easy to work with. Yeah, yeah, it's good dude. We fight a lot, but he's a good dude. How are you gonna handle that? If you guys start bustin' heads, the show's gonna go on,

you guys can sort that shit out. We got it, go ahead. I got autistic family members, I can deal with it. Oh, Chris is reparted. Chris and I, he just fucking do. People would just say, I like that. He's smaller than four. Chris and I are from the same hood.

I got patients, man. We're both from Queens. Yeah, so we're basically like brothers Queens got along I'm gonna say I grew up I grew up in a pretty like turbulent household growing up I know I'd deal with conflict and things like that and I think I know I have a lot of customer service expertise And when you know working the service industry I feel like if a problem happens, you know

I think we're not above anything we can be men be start out. We have a beer. We chat about it. We talk it out. All right, Drake. Kelly, go ahead. I want to say, I think Jesse's really great. But if Jesse's just like Chris, we don't need two Chris's. I'm not saying that in a bad way. He's just considerably more charming than Chris.

Right. I'm not saying that in a bad way. I'm saying that in a way that Chris is like, has a car who get things done. You know, he lived up boxes, but he's wise. It's wise we need someone who's like very tech. And it's not about, I know she's something up to a box with her. Are you know, do you have a thing?

I think things, it's got hats. Chris is a fucking you haul truck. We do need someone who we need the yin and yang to make this work. Good point. Yeah, look, my inner who we need the yin and yang to make this work. Good point. Yeah, look, my inner circle here, the people that fucking work with me, I'm very difficult. I like things perfect. I like things the way it should be.

Me too. And I, because I want to put on a good product for the people that listen to it. Do you know what I mean? I totally. But I also care very deeply about Chris and Kelly and you're done. You just brought me a ton of stuff. Right, last five years experience of people being upset

with customer service and IT. And I have to... Shit! Part of my... That was solid, that was solid. I am going to the gut. Part of my... I'm attracted to Jen, like Tony Stark was attracted I am going to the gut. Part of my, I'm attracted to Jen like Tony Stark

was attracted to that soldier in the truck. I feel the same way Jen is underratedly sexy. That's what I'm completely agree. I mean, stop looking at her. She is. Smoking hot and she likes me. Yeah. She wants to have sex with a merry guy.

Yeah, you ever have sex with a black guy? I've never. Yes, I'm in even more now! I'm a little black neighborhood too, so I like constantly. She's always scared. She's like, fight away, but. There's nothing hotter than a white girl who's never had sex with a black guy. Yeah.

We call that pure driven snow. That's good parenting. I gotta go, but this has been the toughest. Hi, buddy. I just want to say all of you guys great job Shannon I'll see you on the next episode All right, thank you, Dan. Hello, everybody. Lou you want to sit with me? Dan's out everybody then we'll talk this week everybody's input is gonna be involved in this

Yes, yes, well, yeah, you know self low self-esteem. I have very low self-esteem. Okay, we got Lewis's kid in here. Oh, you knocked over coffee. Pick up the coffee. I'm sorry. It's a tea, but I empty it. Okay, say mama. Mama.

Yeah. Say I love you. I love you. Oh, dude. You know, why can't you be like your son? Say uncle. Why? Say uncle Joe, huh? Can you say can you say you know? Can you ask him say dude? Can you say James James say dude?

Say dude put in the microphone there say dude I'm gonna I love him. I'm gonna bite his face. I wish he was as cute as my kid like damn He's good looking so he's a new intern. Is that what's going on? What you went to the table She was as cute as my kid, but damn, he's good looking. So he's in no intern, is that what's going on? Uh huh. What do you bring to the table? Did? All right, so you write better jokes than Kelly. All right, here's the deal.

Here is the deal, guys. I want to thank you guys for coming in. I really, it bones me out that you get fired. I wish you didn't get fired, bro. I'm sorry that that happened, but you know what? You get another job. I was looking to actually got another one But I was looking to leave that job anyway, so I don't we're not making any decisions today. I love the passion

You guys really want to be here. That means a lot because this job. There's no money What you get paid is you're on the show and You go to Twitch. By the way, but okay, what's that not if you go to Twitch? There's plenty of money There's people printing money. I can pull up the stream right now, and there's people just printing money on the internet. Yeah, but Bobby doesn't share it with us. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

So if, uh, okay, yeah, you're just, you're not a comic? No, okay, I just wanna make sure I have all the information. Well, then, you know, not a comic comic, I mean, those, they all come into play. Of course, well, the only thing I'd say that is because when you say there's no pay, because as a comic, there's mean, they all come into play. Well, the only reason I say that is because when you say there's no pay, because as a comic, there's a ton of pay in terms of the experience

of the value of being in this room and getting that exposure. Absolutely. So, there's pay and there's pay on other issues. The pay is that you're on the show, you get to help the show and whatever we do, you do, and blah, blah, blah, blah. But you're also part of the, you know what, dude?

Family, part of the ride cast family. We do a part of the, you know what, dude, family, part of the ride, cast family. We do a lot of things, we do a lot of live show. You know, it's, you know, the only reason you'd be here is because you're really dig the show. And you like the people on it, and you wanna help it succeed and become bigger and better. That's the only reason why you're really gonna be here.

Other than that, I can do all this shit myself. I don't need scope-o to do that shit. I'll sit there and do it. I'll just put it on a three shot and let it fucking roll. I don't give a fuck. You know, you know, all the photos I can do with my iPhone. I don't give a fuck, but you literally almost murder scope O every week. Here's the thing. If it's gonna be done, it should be done right. That's my problem with this fucking no common sense. I just don't really care. You come in and there's no internet. What would you do? I mean that's like a that's an issue

That's related to like the community like the people would you use in the same internet But would you use the Wi-Fi on a three camera shoot on you? Absolutely not you have to use an internet ethernet cable you are fucking T.I. Six cable baby when you see the name of the cable. Oh my God. I fucking love Gil. How much do people cost? I mean, if you know how much of a call, see as Stanford. No idea. So if he had less hair, I love the job, right? Listen, here's a deal. If he had less hair on his forearms, he'd have the job right now. So I tribute to Robin. All right. So here's the deal, guys. I really appreciate

you coming in. We're not going to you, we're not gonna pick it today. We're gonna wait. So next week, the new intern will be here on the show. What? What? So you mean you're gonna pick it next week? What should I wear? We're gonna pick it this week.

No, no, no, no, no, no, we should do. You should bring in the top three. Ooh. And then I mounted on the show. Yeah, I really play with our emotions. I'm not doing that to these guys. Why? I'm gonna lose another job, or the awesome? Here with our emotions. I'm not doing that to these guys. Why? I'm gonna lose another job, or the awesome.

Here's the deal, I'm not doing that because time, these guys, come all the way down here to be on the show. I respect your valuable time. This is your life and I'm not gonna fuck with you guys. We really need to fill the spot, we need somebody to come in here and take care of the social media, do the stuff that Kelly did.

Next week is our last show, we're gonna say goodbye to Kelly and we're gonna introduce the new person. And that's the way it's gonna be. So I don't wanna fight, we're gonna, I don't wanna bring everybody back in for another bit that we had fun with these people. I really was great and, you know, move on.

But I will, you know, if you guys, no, he's will. No, if you guys wanna come back on, I will have you guys on the show individually. Yeah, because I will not all like every week, but I will get in touch with you, or Kelly, or the new intern will get in touch with you. And we'll have you guys back on,

so you can sit down and just be on the show. And Bobby, the thing is, condoms protect you from burpees on H2B. So we want to go with Jen. Now, Jen, we wanna go with Jen, we go with Jen. Now, who would you go with, Jen or Shannon? I'm not comfortable saying that out loud. I don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings. You like Jen.

You can have both at the same time. Oh, God. All right, so Jen and Shannon, show up next week. Listen. I'm attracted to both of you and I have an erection right now. You guys, thank you for coming out of the baby. We're gonna let you guys. We're gonna let you guys statement you for coming in. Well, I'm going to let you guys.

Well, a statement? Yes, sir. Oh, I like this. Oh, geez. It would be an honor to keep Kelly's heat warm for her. Not that it's going to loosen any time soon. I'll take a bandana to go. All right.

I'm going to take a bandana to go. All right, buddy. Thank you for coming in. Yeah, my pleasure. All right. To Freddy, take it easy, buddy. Thank you for coming in. Oh, you said they can hang downstairs.

Yeah, downstairs. If you want to grab a drink, we'll be down there. I'm gonna come down and say how do you guys after? Thank you for coming in brother. I'll see you. I'll see you guys downstairs. That's Jesse. I know Jesse Jen I'll see you downstairs if you're hanging out Shannon thank you for hanging out Shannon's yeah, Shannon you stay Okay, I say bye-bye. Hi. Buddy, alright. See you down. Okay. Say bye-bye.

Bye, Jen. Bye-bye. Alright, can you let them up? Pass you. Alright. See you. Bye-bye everyone. Alright.

That was a nice fight. That was a nice fight. Shannon's no joke, dude. Shannon's really hot. I think Jen is beautiful too. Jen is really good. Jen is hot. Okay.

She's hot. Adrian, sit down. Why don't you have a Philis seat if she I'll be here at Tuesdays sit over this side look we're gonna be honest If Shannon was able to be here Tuesdays at three o'clock it wouldn't even be close to the bait right now, Kelly Make sure everybody's out walk downstairs quiet everything all right We don't want anyone to overhear this until one week from now when they look at that No, no, I just want to make sure they get out all right.

I'll get you. Here's the deal. Look at, Shandhi's beautiful. She's sexy. She's what every guy wants. But then, Shandhi is the cop that you see in the uniform. And she's all right, but then later that night, you meet her at a carnival.

And she's really sexy. She's like, what's the name from Greece? The girl from Greece. Sandy? Sandy. No, she's like she's like what's the name from Greece? Yeah huh? The girl from Greece. Sandy? Sandy? No she's nothing like that. Yeah. Sandy was like dainty and beautiful and British and like.

Sandy! Sandy was like she's like really pretty naturally and then you make up and you're talking about me. I mean she's bad girl Sandy at the end. She's nothing like Sandy you're fucking asshole. I'm saying that she's very macho guy like and that she can get dressed up who sandy was a whilin's nanny and greas ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I think what's her toes? She didn't do it, but she didn't, she's seen the least interested of everybody. I think Jen, I will first of all, I think the comic, what's his name, the guy, the British guy?

The Tom Town. Tom, I don't, he gave up. He was like, fuck it. The guy that was said he didn't want to do it was the guy Jesse, right? He was like, I'm not gonna do this. He was too nervous. Yeah.

We're not gonna do work. I like Jesse. Tom, I think Jesse and Dupy will, I'm sorry, who? D-D-D-Poo. I'm sorry, who? D-Poo. D-Poo. I don't know, just call him well. I'm sorry who deep deep deep Deep who I'm sorry who deep who I don't know just call him Gil Gil and Jesse I think they bring a lot of technical stuff to the deal brings a fucking lot Yeah, but Gil brings well, I don't mind the content is I don't mind deep who's a little bit of content

It's fine. I can't Spice deep who is good. He came he knows what the fucking is doing. doing doing and he's a comic so when we do these live shows I can he can be on the show yeah, I think and then Shannon Shannon smoking hot, but she's not gonna fill around with me Why am I gonna in the flaws break. Oh my God. Shannon, oh my God. I'm not gonna do this. You do share, I'll tell you this much

because she does have a podcast. She does have a podcast. Yeah, I know. I know. She does share, she does have a podcast. So she has a podcast. Is there a place to podcast? But I don't need that.

I need this. I do the podcast. I need someone who does social media who knows how to promote this fucking thing and who knows how to do cameras. Is that what could bring ideas to make the freaking videos. Yes, I need somebody who's gonna make the show better and have, you know, give more to the fans.

Bring it to the next level. We're gonna bring it to the next level because Kelly, look, Kelly was with Scopo. She left, he replaced her. There was this fucking weird thing that's happened. Now we have Adrian who is helping out. We have Scopo over here, but he's a fucking mess thing that's happened. Now we have Adrian who is helping out. We have Scopo over here, but he's a fucking mess on this thing. He knows how to do it, but God forbid the one piece gets shaked.

He's fucking done for the day. You need someone. You definitely need someone who just, when that stuff happens, there are already a lot of people. I need somebody who knows what the fuck they're doing. It's gonna take over and take it. The next level, you know, because I don't have time to fucking do this. I could do it, but I don't have time.

Scope was a comedian, he should be in a seat and upgrade to what Kelly is. I think people is your guy, honestly. I think I'm not being a dick here. It's like, look, I like that guy. I like Freddie. Freddie's fucking. Freddie's like that mean,

like you didn't have as much as Gil, but I think Freddie would be great in here. Like Freddie was very funny. He was very funny. And Tom was very funny. Tom's really funny. What about the little fucking nerd, the little little hobbit? I like the little nerd.

I like the little nerd. What's his name? He'll be the snick. What is it? Dan. Dan. I like the little snick. Dan was fucking great too.

He comes and rolls him with a kiss shirt. It was adorable. And his little feet with dangling, because the chair was too high. But the thing with Dan is that I don't think he has the confidence if something fucked up to go Bobby, I know what's going on. I got it. Oh, yeah, oh My mind do that the thing is what's more important to be funny or technical. Yeah, what do you yeah? Did funny should be secondary? I'm a shit. Yeah, I love the funny scope. I was not funny Kelly. I want to fuck you

Don't really need so bad. Jen so sexy. Jen Jenny Jen Jen is so she's where is she from she's the living in America of a 12 years. She's from turkey. I love her Man she's also loves turkey. I've been to turkey. I was in Istanbul I was also at the marathon bombing in Boston. I like listen man. I am a big I'm a big fan of her Thanks giving dinner in general, but I don't think she's a thing. Here's a thing though as well I'm funny. Here's a thing with her when I say'm funny. Here's a thing, with her when I say what she feels, she was like, go fuck yourself. Bobby, she's not right for the show, what are you doing? What do you mean? You just want to fuck her.

I don't want to fuck. I don't like the show that much. I don't know how to do anything technical. I smoke a lot of weed, that's kind of fun. That's it. Is he standing on his own? Yeah, what is she, what is she bringing to the table? All right.

James has the cord wrapped around his neck. I feel like he's gonna shit. What do you bring it to the table, dad? Listen, here's the thing. Here's the thing, let's go through them, let's go through them right now. Kelly, bring up the first name. Okay, well we're talking about Robbie Bernstein.

My number one choice. Well, maybe that tells you what. Who the fuck is Robbie Bernstein? Yeah, he's the one in the world. He's the suit. The suit. The suit. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

He's gonna go on the other. I don't like him fight. If you didn't even remember him. All right. I'm going to go on the other. I like him. I'm not. But if you didn't even remember. All right. Here we hit Robbie Berchie. Let's let's talk about him. Go ahead. Well, Robbie, he's he's cool. I don't think he's he's going to be 100% out of his religion. And he was hesitant about that. Technically, I don't see him bringing much technical days. All the guys away way more tech for that. Would you? No. Hey, Jim, I like Rob, but that's enough. What? What do we do?

Listen, why don't we give them a one to five rating each from Kelly could keep track of the ratings? Oh, that's through that. Let's do that. And I don't know how to say he wins. And you know, that's not the end decision, but that's just a little insight as to where we see these people are at. Well, I don't want to add it up because then the fans can add up

And then they'll know no, but that person doesn't win necessarily. This is just another angle. Okay, just okay Here we go Rob. What do you give Rob? Give Rob a three. Okay. What do you give Rob Adrian Kelly? You got a pen? I give it 30 My bags will be a pen I'm not comfortable with this because I feel like I'm gonna lose a fan Yeah, you have a You gotta pay me down. I'm not comfortable with this because I feel like I'm gonna lose a fan. Yeah. You have 700 million fans from your podcast.

Why would you care about losing one? All right, ready? Here we go. Rob, what do you think? Three. Three as well. What do you give him? Look, I know Rob's a really big fan of this show.

Just spit it out. Well, do you want me to tell you why I'm giving him a four? No, just give him the four. I give him a four because I know his commitment and I know he's willing to come out and really just fucking say fuck you to his family with his religion. I talked giving him a four? No, just give him the four I give him a four because he's I know his commitment And I know he's willing to come out and and really just fucking say fuck you to his family with his religion I talked him better. I was like Rob if you're not one to come on a Friday's you're not gonna get this job Yeah, but that's okay. Okay, good. Joe. What do you mean? I love Robbie Bernst? It's a personal thing for me I love it. No, it's the number five. That's bullshit. That's bullshit. I love him I I have to give him a two only cuz he was

I don't like him. Let's be honest. You don't like juice. No, you know what I hate you know what I hate You know what I hate I hate like hebs what he can't let it get today He's from Stanford Connecticut. Well she got he texted me That's all Is that your friend? Is he your friend? I know Rob. Yeah, okay. He just feels more comfortable talking to me I've brought I've actually brought Rob into the show before But that's how I'm in the

Okay, I brought him in okay, so what do you give it to what do you give him scope? I give him a four I'm giving him I'm giving him a three I Like this personality. I thought he was really cool. I can see that he he has it in them to be on the show Be funny, but that Friday thing is weird to me. That's a weird thing to me, man. Because now I need you, Scopo, huh? I need you here when I need you. Yeah, that's what I told him, I go, listen. Bobby's gonna call you and he got a new shift for him

and if you can't do it, he's gonna call. I'm not calling your calling. Well, I'm calling him, but you call him. Or Adrian's calling him. Well, you've called me and said, I need you to do something for me and then I have to do it. Yeah, but he said one or two Friday, so that means not every Sunday, man. If you need him four or five days back to back, I think to do it. Yeah, but he said he said one to five days. So that means not every three.

If you need them four, five days back to back. That's the only issue. Okay, so go ahead. Who's next? Dan. Dan Soda. I say out. I don't like it.

No, no, no, that's that's Dan Bobby. Okay, go ahead. Which one? Dan with the kiss shirt. Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna go somewhere with you. I'll go with a laugh. Okay, thanks.

Thanks for having me. You didn't even write. Thanks for having me do my show, but. You didn't even write, Bob. He said three, you go Bob. He said three, yeah. Go ahead. I give him a Dan, a three, two. Three.

Yep, I give him a four. Okay. Lewis? I give him a five. Five? I like his neck. It looked real swollen and weird, and he was little and he was nervous, it was funny.

And he's a sweet guy. He likes the personal cast. Give him the pizza. Lewis, where you get Dan? Hobbit Dan. You know, Hobbit Dan, dude, he was one of the more technically proficient guys. And when we're talking about it, somebody's going to be able to help the show out. Yeah.

I think he's going to be really good at that. Oh, that's right. And then also on top of that, he was very, even though he was a weird energy, that we don't need another sniper in the room. We need people who can take it and who can add something in that. And I think you can add to the funny because he's so weird. So I give him a four, a general four.

I'm fine, so four, two, I forgot. Yeah, he's, I give him four as well. He did, he did, he did. He does technical? Yeah, Facebook. Yes. What else? I don't know exactly how good he is for social media.

Okay, good guy. He's good at video production. And is he a comedian? A video production. No, no, no, no, what does he do't know exactly how good is the social media is good at video production and is he a comedian a video production? No, no commit. What does he do for work? Pet store pet store pet store is a terrible. Oh, yeah, good. I Bad Joe. What am I doing? What are you giving him a five because you're a fucking asshole? No, because I'm giving everyone a five because they're fans and I don't want to lose a fan. No, Dan But I'll give you a breakdown beforehand Okay, Kelly. Yeah, I gave him a full I get I'm gonna give him a four to

Or do you get I like him? What did you give him? I four to all right for four for Who's next? Okay, let's go. Let's go Shannon Shannon good Shannon she's obviously hot But for what you need for the show I I got, I got to give a two. I'm sorry. I mean, she's, she is hot, but for the show, I'm here for the show. Go ahead.

Yeah, I'm with the, I'm not gonna bang her. Tell us. What do you got? Dude, look, can I ask you a question? Because this is going to genuinely, yes, just ask the question. How, how much does the the time issue fuck with you? It fucks with me to Absolutely, it's my show not hers

I would genuinely give her a four because I think she knows her shit with podcasting and I know she's a fan And I think it was remember in the studio, right, but if she can't be here at three o'clock. I mean now fuck it one dude Yeah, yeah, yeah, good. I get I give her a one because she's unavailable, but she's very sexy and not that. That's your slack. Okay, good. Give her a two because of the unavailable. What do you got?

Dory, I give her a three. I mean, be the one. Go for the two guys. I'm gonna give her a five and the jump. I'm just saying. We're gonna show you a five o'clock, five, six, five to six and from now on. If you can't make it, I don't care.

I'll just do it with her. The next stop we have Jen. We have bisexual Jen. Hold on. He didn't give a real great. You give a five. I gave it five. I'm on the show. I will. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I I give her three only because she didn't seem like a manager either way when she got it Yeah, yeah, she's kind of indifferent. Yeah, did I give her one? I She didn't change to a two she doesn't even like she didn't want to be here. She didn't mean she wasn't a fan of the show She just want to fuck me. She wants to fuck me at least that of everybody including Joe who has a sexual Transmitted disease not the bowl Yeah, she's just been a disease. Hi. Yeah, okay. All right. I am here. Are you okay Joe? I'll give her a I'll give her a two

I thought she was sexy, but yeah, she didn't seem to care that much and Whatever she literally brought no skills. Yeah, I'm gonna give her a two She wasn't happy being here. She kind of died out on it. She was hot. Robbie Jen I'm gonna give her you know, she she really had me I like Jen a lot until she went I don't know I don't listen. I don't I'm gonna give her you know she she really had me I like Jenna lot until she went I don't know I don't listen. I don't I'm not a I know she kind of turn she turned on me a little bit in the middle You know what I mean like I was really in her corner and oh shut that I think I'm gonna to give her a two. Go ahead. Okay. Who's next? Okay. Next up, we have Jesse.

Gonzo Faye's Jesse. Big size Jesse. I can't be Jesse. Jesse the big. I give Jesse a 4.5. I can't do a 0.5. Yeah. If you want to 1.5. If you want to fucking what are we going to ever? Well, what comes up to 0.5? 5. What's a Jewish disease? if you want to, if you want to fucking, what are we gonna, well, what comes after point five, five? What's a Jewish disease? Because Jesse's, he's got, he's bringing a lot of stuff with technology to the table.

Yeah, he could do a lot, he's, he's doing the freaking, we got it. So you, what are you saying, full? All right, first of all, right, cast already has an app and I already have an app. Yeah, so I don he might be a psycho or two up here. Yeah, Jesse seems like he might be that psycho Okay, you know he's fucking sideburns and everything too. He's a crazy fuck. I like Jesse But he did have a temporary snap up you you yell at him sometimes he might fucking yeah

And he's the one that was like gonna leave and I kind of suppose Yeah, he was gonna leave fuck them. I don't like that inconsistency. Like, you need someone reliable. Okay, Matt, they're me. Lewis, what do you got? Yeah, dude, look, I think that Jesse is a character, but I don't think we need any more characters, dude. I think he tried to come in with a character

and he tried to come in and be in like, throw fire. It's like, I think you need to come in and show here, you're gonna help the show. I'm gonna give him a three because I do think he'd bring some technical skills. Cause you can't wear it in a diaper as you get a big piece. You know what I'm saying? Okay.

I just want to... I give Jesse a third. I did like Jesse. I like that he's a big fan of everyone on the show. But I do think that the temper, the inconsistency with him leaving... I need to go look at the new eye watch. Can we speed this up? Okay.

Can I phone Kimo today and I need to get to it? I give him a five. I love how nervous he was. He wants to be. He's nervous. He's excited. I love a nervous he was. He wants to be. He's nervous. He's excited. I love a guy that's shaking around us. That's great.

Yeah, I need two guys shaking. You and your, and your quivering lip and fucking Jesse. I'm almost fucking eye that blinks too fast. I give him a full. Okay, full. I'll give him a four too. I'm gonna give him, I'm gonna give him a four. Yeah.

Because I agree with you. I think he was really nervous. I think that he didn't know what to do. He was trying to take angles. I think a little of the heatedness, you know, Gil was very aggressive. This is intense. Very aggressive for the part, okay?

And he pushed, he pushed, and everybody else let Gil push him around except for him. Jesse was like, fuck you. I think Jesse kind of took a little jab at Gil first. We had to listen back, but I do think he did the first jab at the time. Okay, he went at Gil, Jesse did go, Jesse went at Gil, dude.

Okay, but here's the deal. I think that he, you know, he was, all right. So either or, he didn't just get pushed around by Gil. You know what I mean? So who's next? Gil. No, no. I'll set it for you.

For Ready. Ready. Go ahead. I said to him, he ain't, he just, I'm not playing them bull in there. He's the one that got five from his drive. He's not playing any technical stuff. Yeah, and he can't even wait, keep it young. I said, for a sub-acardi, good job. I said to him, I'm being nice, I'm being honest. I got, I get him into it.

So glad. I like Freddie a lot, do nice kid, but too, I mean, I feel like he came came it was a weird time Because we had a ton of people in here. I don't think you got a fair shake They didn't get to like put in put much. I think yeah, I think there was a lack of a thing I'm only going on what I got here. Go ahead. So I got to give him a four. Okay Time it's ready a free Freddy what three. I'm glad fucking will and give him a free. We'd be here forever.

So that's a free. Next. I'll give him a free. He was overshadowed by Gil and Jesse's bandit. I got fired! It's a beer! I give him a four because he got fired. And because he's a comedian.

And he really felt like he wanted to do it. And I liked the way when when when Gil went fuck the fans who are being nice. Freddie really got a friend that at that. He really was like, you know what, fuck you dude, that was stupid to say that. Hold on, hold on. I know it's against the like a keep on defending Gil, but Gil was saying fuck Jesse. He was trying to understand, but the way it came out was, you know, what do you want fans that like you and girl? No, we didn't get to go yet. So you don't even know that tell that you don't even you don't even know that yet

Please don't don't a so it makes an ass out of you and me. Oh wow prolific I Would have assumption I would the Freddy lose these job to come here. Yes. Yeah You can say that Freddie got fingered No, we don't have to actually job to come here. Yes, yes. That's what he said. You can say that Freddie got fingered. No, we don't have to actually. I'm sorry.

Because he don't, it's not. Why should we? I think, I give him that. I think he, I like Freddie. I did like it. But I would, I think I'd have him more as a guest on the show to come in and just hang then to be an intern. You want to fuck Freddie?

Maybe. Maybe. Like, libra. Yeah. OK, let's go. Who's go who's next next we got Tom Tom's English British show. Yes, I like Tom. I'm he got quiet quick Because all you guys are looking at like you got a handle that you got a these other guys handle that Thomas Kelly's favorite

I already already know no no because like it but the conversation was directed all at her. Yeah He didn't we like I think we take it. was directed all at her. Yeah, he didn't we Like I feel like we take it. Wait a second. He was first. He didn't get a chance to really plead his case a bit Because it was so Shannon and then we kind of swapped off and then we have a Chance no, no, no, but it wasn't I don't know I feel like if he had been brought on again Like he would have been able to give more because it was kind of like I Feel like time we got the least information out of him I he's a one I remember the least I'm doing being honest. I okay. What do you give him? Come on? Let's go. Let's go to what do you give them?

Don't like British to Jesus God yeah, dude I mean like he works your comedy central and knows marketing That's the only reason is getting a three. Yeah beyond that him fitting. I'm not asking concern, because we will make the people funny around us. Yep, so you're not gonna be three. Go ahead. I know him and he's a fan of mine. He's a buddy, so I give him a zero.

Go ahead, Kelly. I'm gonna give him a five, just because I think that he's exactly what the show needs in terms of. Okay, you need to go grab him. Kelly, you grab him or Lou grab him. No, it's his kid. All right, whatever. Where Chris is not here to give a. in terms of okay, you need to go grab him Kelly you grab him or Lou grab him Whatever work Chris is not here to give a hi cut Yeah, no, I give him a five just because I think that that's a different avenue for the show and he's funny He's a comic yeah, you can take him on the road You know he's funny and you don't have to worry about him either

He's good. He's a really good guy. No comedy. I don't's comedy. He's gonna get on the road with you. I'm that guy. But then again, this is what I like about him. Here's the thing. What do you mean? I would, what do you mean? Lewis, 10-12 years, you'll be on that. You'll be beyond that. Here's the thing I like about Gil is that he... You haven't read it, Tom yet.

Wait, wait, wait. Is that Tom? Oh, Tom, yeah, Tom. Chris, Chris, I'll put his number for Tom. All right, Tom. Good. Tom. Tom, Tom, too'll put his number for Tom. All right, Tom. Good, Tom. Tom, Tom, too. All right, so I like Tom because of this, okay? Number one, he's different, his funny is different. I love British comics, I really do.

I just have, I just, I just like them. Um, I'm, I'm an exact opposite of Adrian about that. I love British guys. He also does no marketing. He does know how to promote the site. Patience. Look, it comedy centers really not. He, it's not, it's gonna do nothing for my podcast.

You understand? Nobody over at Comedy Central is gonna help a podcast. They'll have television shows and stand up comedy. So the Village Voice is awesome. And he does the Guardian as well. Okay, that's great. But here's the thing. I would rather have him be on the show regular Yeah, yeah, I think he's more that I would feel weird telling a guy like that with that type of resume You know get the fucking video dumb dumb. Yeah, yeah, you know

They mean you need a good made heads for that stuff She just got a scuffle meat heads. Not far off of what I am, sir. What a good game? I'm going to give him a four. I give him a three. We should have him on the show. Three.

I would. No, I would love to have him. I think he should be on the show. I think that guy would be more comfortable just hanging out with us being on the show. Say three or four. I would say four. Okay, so last one, a lot of contention here. Yep. Gill. Let's go. I say Gill or five.

Bill Gill is, he's bringing him to the table, to the table, what you need, which is all the technical behind the scene stuff and he could make, you know, he could fix it. Okay. He can't be freaking prepared, dude. Look at this shit. Who else bring this shit? Yeah. I would give go a good grade because he does bring a lot of the table. He has a lot of time. We'd like you to do that. But what's important is how easy to work with and he seems very county. Like he seems like you picked up on that. See that's why he seems like a kid who in my math class in high school, I want to fucking the you know, you mean every kid. Yeah beat up

Okay, so I give it to a wow Numbers make he's really forgot Take the country away. What we what would you give them if you took the continent away? Yeah, you get a five But you gotta be easy to work if I can't like it's just I think you know what they say that in the business Yeah, more importantly than being good. Good guy easy to work with, is more important than anything else. So, all right, guys, what are you, what are you, give him? Yeah, dude, look, I get what you're saying about the Continas, but this is a show where Continas kind of thrives.

So, I think it'll only be good for the show. I give him a five, dude. I think out of every person that was in here is the one guy who could genuinely teach the show something and help the show. And he's a comic, which I think, any comic being able to come into an environment like this for my own personal experience

It is invaluable the fans that you're exposed who it's invaluable the experience in here. So I think it's your good or comic ultimately Joe picked up a little cutiness, but there was a lot of preparation. There was some jokes his name is endless comedy Clearly he listens to the show. He's a big fan of the show and You know a little cutiness might be spicy you to go and add it to be great good radio when the game of six and Kelly and five

and can't what do you give them uh... he is the best for the show fogging before just the fact that i think you're gonna be you know, basically. No, you and him might go at it a little bit because you want it done your way and he wants to help like, no, this is my way. It's better. And you're like, no, I wanted them my way. I agree with that. I feel like he'll have the reasons why his way. Yeah, and I'm, I'm, look, I love technology. I love learning. I love doing things a better way. I love nerd

guys. I love guys you know how to do that stuff. So it's, it's, it's, no, I love doing things a better way. I love nerd guys, I love guys you know how to do that stuff. So it's, it's, no, I just like things, when I set something up and I teach somebody like you or Kelly who doesn't know how to do it, how to do it, and you do it your way, which is the wrong way, that's stupid. I don't mind somebody coming in and saying, this is a better way of doing something,

I'm fucking all for that. I think the county stuff that you can iron out and you'll learn to kind of adapt. I think that he's valuable. I don't. Well let me also say about the county stuff dude. Look when you're when you're in this environment and you get pushed, he reacted. It was a reaction. I literally watched it happen. I was like I thought that kid Jesse was kind of being cutie. And I think that this kid just wasn't used to having a microphone in front of him and somebody being cutie to him. So he kind of just reacted. But if he would have just sat there and taken it, I would have been bored with it. I liked the fact that him and him were going back and forth.

It was the most interesting part of the show today. I did like that. I do like Gill a lot. I think that number one is a comic, which I do like. I think that I kind of didn't want a comic to begin with, but then I'm like sitting there going, you know what, we do too much stuff that has, you know, when we do these live appearances,

you know, I like when the comics there. I like, you know, so I wanted to be a comic. And I think I like that he know, he's very confident with his technical skill. I mean, fuck you. Here's what I got. Here's what I'm gonna do.

I watch the show and we need to fix this shit. So, Gil gets a six. Team, 16. I think it's gonna be, we have no girl in the show though. Also, my honest opinion, I do think that kid Dan is probably the best fit for the show. Well, here's this thing. I feel like this, Gil would get the show Shannon would be in if she could but she I

Do my show when I do my show sometimes it's on the Monday sometimes it's my time not fucking when you're done being you know Being a waitress or a bartender. Yeah, she's smoking hot Yeah, well, I mean it's it's between Dan and Gil, so. And Shannon, hopefully. Dan, of course, Shannon. But I like Jessie too. Yeah, I like Jessie. But I don't think Jessie really wants the job, right? Jessie.

I think Jessie. I love her. No, Jen. No. Oh, Jen, no, Jen. No, she's a fan. I don't think she really wants the show. I think Dan was a bit.

I think Dan was a bit. But I say we'll have all these guys on individually if they want to be on An episode to hang out But thank you right though. Gill will help technically the show but some like Tom is better as a guest Yeah, you know even if Gill grows out of the show as a comic Which happens to the show all the time look at Dan, you know, he's away for a month You know, I mean look at that that that's pretty much it, but all the time.

No, no, no, hey. So, all right, well, I think that was a good episode guys. I think it was pretty cool. We're gonna have, we'll have the winner next week. We'll make our decisions. We'll use this little chart that she made. I'll be calling each one of you guys individually and I'll make my decision.

I think we're having me back to back. You wanna be back? I said, thanks for having me back to back. You wanna be back? I said thanks for having me back to back. Do you wanna come on next week? I'll come back next week. All right, do you like Will? I like Will a lot. Why?

He brings colors to show. You just call him colored? No, I said he brings color to show. That was the wrong choice of words when you met that. You mean that? I don't meant that. All right, so here, one we all say goodbye.

What do you got, Lewis? Yeah, he has a baby. I'm with Bobby and for comics and Fox with again October 3rd and 4th Your niece is very excited about that Bob. My niece. Yeah, your niece loves me. Okay, great. Yeah, I love that My niece what niece? Which one? Lauren Weatherby. Oh, yeah, I love Lauren. She Okay, well Here's a deal. Make sure when you promote the show, it's your your featuring from it. Yeah, I'm not with you.

Well, really, do they think you were fucking hosting the show by? I don't like the way from here. Yeah, Robert Kelly's with me at Foxwoods. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I like the way you guys simulated the audience while Lewis is on stage. So I I crying. All right. What do we get? What do we got? I'll be at the seller and I'll be at Rutgers University and I'll be at

Leverley Live and I talk with the Wayne's brothers. I'll be with the Wayne's brothers featuring. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll be like him. I know. I got the joke. What do you get? WillSuppance.com also will.

So Vince at WillSupp will so this we got it at W I L S Y L V I and C E I need a banana. As braces. What do you got Joe? It followed me at Joe list comedy. I'll be at helium in Philadelphia. Great. With Gary Goldman. The ninth, 10th and 11th October. You're making me your middling for this.

And I got some big, yeah, but he gives me a bunch of extra money, so I don't want people to think I'm still middling out there. So he got a bunch of good set-mining things. So how much is he giving you? He's giving, he's matching what the club is giving me. Wow. It's not a bunch.

It's not a bunch. I'd say what a bunch is. It's almost 150 bucks. I'm giving him nothing extra. Then, then, when he's is giving five time the money cat Williams gave me freaking 5,000 for $1,000 Lewis is making 30 dollars I will sell fucking 35 posters like unbelievable. I'm so good at selling posters But Bobby for some reason was still find a reason to yell at me about how I sell the posters because not like records

He know he broke this what happened one night was the posters. Because not like records. He, no, he broke, this is what happened. One night, we're selling posters. I give him an equal merch. We split it right down the middle. It's my, I pay for it. I buy the merch, but I split it with him. And the deal is, like, you'll sell it, but he'll, what he'll do is, if someone starts giving him

accolades, he flips the fuck out. Like, you were great too. You were great. Oh, and he starts taking photos. So there's people literally walking by me that could be buying a poster that have money out. And he's just fucking snapin' photos. Like he just headlined.

For the, you understand? Like it's his fucking show and he just headlined. And I'm like, Lewis, you're supposed to be fucking dealing with the posters. I'm the one who's supposed to be fucking just signing and we make this money. I said, he didn't know this. I said, I'm giving you half this money. The more posters you sell, the more money you make.

The next show, when he found out he was getting half of the money, he fucking sat there. Posters, fuck photos, fuck accolades. Posters, posters, posters. That's not true, poor thing. That's not true. that's not show that's not your body gives me 50% every time I knew what I was getting they put us in front of a fucking weird exit the first night fantasy footballs back in draft kings Dot com isn't messing around draft kings dot com is America's favorite one week fantasy football site where you could win Anonymous cash prizes every week you already researched the players for the season-long

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i know uh... there's uh... i know there's a lot of people in the show sometimes i don't i don't do the one on one's of the one on two's or you know where you know i interview another comic or we have a few guys in and some special guest or some fuck I have a bunch of guys this is a comic hang that's it it's a comic hang I have a lot of guys in here and it gets a little crazy and sometimes you can't hear and sometimes we talk over each other sometimes I'm telling people to shut the fuck up but it is what it is. We all try to do what we do, but that's the show. I understand. You guys, some of you guys complain, that's not very

many, a few of you. But, you know, if you don't like it, move the fuck on. I don't want to hear about it. I really don't give a fuck. This is my show. I do it. Sometimes I do it with three people. Sometimes I do it with eight people. Today we had fucking twelve people in there. I don't give a fuck But I also understand if you're like fuck you the show stinks. I can't listen to them anymore. I get it I'm not mad at you. All right, so just move the fuck on but you know I hear you, but it is what it is I want to thank you guys who donate to the show you guys are amazing Okay, I also want to thank you guys who use the Amazon link at riotcats.com and the GameFlight link.

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and I'm gonna prompt your dates right now. 23rd, 24th, 25th, 26th, you're gonna be at the Bremen Theater in Kangle One Second. Can you pass him that phone, please? This fucking asshole, is that it? Is that what you're gonna be at the Bremen Theater and hang on one second. Can you pass him that phone please? This fucking asshole is that it? So are you looking for you fucking savage? I mean literally you just on the ground you're like you're like a nine-year-old. How's that bag? You like that bag? How great is that back? Yeah, oh man. I asked you if you wanted it. You you didn't want it I'm saying you gave him that bag. That's a nice thing for you to do. What's the what name that bag?

It's a great bag Tell them what the name of it you should talk into a microphone. Talk to the microphone look I don't know the name of it. Look on the back of it Adrian. It's a BDP bag BBP and it's a hybrid bag. It is the bet one of the back One of the best don't say that, well I'm having, you know, I'm trying to get them as a sponsor and they don't do that in corporate America

when you say big black dick. What is it saying for a while? He said penis. What is BBP saying for a while? It does, I don't know, but that's the company name. There's a chance that it might be big black dick. Get the fuck out of here.

Take your kid, get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Hi, my photo. The photo, we're not getting a photo. The photo this week is just you. That's it. You guys, thank you so much for listening. Yeah, go ahead, read the dates. So, the 23rd, 24th, 25th, 26th,

you're going to be the Bremen Theatre in Copenhagen, Denmark. That's October 2nd, 3rd and 4th. You'll be in the comics at Foxwoods. October 10th, you're going to be at the Comedy Shop and Hazardham, New Jersey, the 11th at the Senate, the Casino and Niagara Falls. Yeah, make sure you guys check those out.

Thank you so much for listening to the show. You're the best show you're back. Where'd you go? P. I had to go hold, P. Funny you should say P. I had to go hold James while he could get his phone. He doesn't tell me the kid is soaking wet. So I just have kid piss all over my arms

He's wet and I hand it back and he and Lewis picks him up and goes he is wet That fucking something is wet You guys are the best man. Thank you for listening. You know what dude podcast spread the word go to iTunes review subscribe If you haven't done that already, you're a fucking jack off. All right. Dude. Con Volotea, la región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca. Espectacularismos, monumentos, rincones de película y un sincín de aventuras desesperan. ¡Fliparás! Vuelades de Madrid, a Murcia y a otros destinos que te sorprenderán a partir de 19 euros.

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