Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Rad Dudecast | Baby Massage (Greg Stone, Anthony DeVito, Brendan Eyre)

Episode Date: January 18, 2021

This week Greg Stone, Brendan Eyre and Anthony Devito come on the pod to over new businesses for babies, lesser known snacks, and what's up with Anthonys lighting situation! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Yeah, be Brian. Of course, one of my little producers of the show, and either you love her or you're a hater. It's one or the other. No one's on the middle ground. Mostly one. Yeah people don't love me and I'm happy to be here. Thank you. You represent a I literally my fan base which is middle-aged men statistically with a couple of middle-aged women hate your kind. Yeah absolutely. absolutely hi I think your dad's actually

one of them but you think my dad hates me I'm clearly the favorite of my family but all right yeah I mean there's what he can do no and we have mush where are you mush let me see a little mushy face hey how's it going there it's yeah look at him so much fucking bokeh I didn't want to bring it up. I didn't want to bring it up Bobby back out of say your bokeh is not looking too great right now How are you? I'm not the king of zoom anymore right? You got no bokeh going on I'm on my hand bokehs when it's blurred in the background, you know just you my iPhone

Can you put Greg up the left hand corner mush? I'm on the fucking for I'm on my I thought Brandon Listen, I'm looking at everyone right now and Bobby by far. Don't you even are you any of You sell out your own friend You logged in guy is fantastic You locked in guy is fantastic I'm not Three minutes in I got get three minutes in before the program even started Gabby who I don't know said I can't be trusted with the child

She doesn't mean you and her. I got a girlfriend who's literally halfway in labor upstairs And I can't be trusted with the child labor upstairs and I can't be trusted with the child Yeah, cuz you're doing a podcast which these halfway in labor that is Gabby I got clear I got clear distortion behind me and clear clarity on my face with audio like Jesus came in and set it up himself before he was on the cross he said I'm in a handle Greg's audio Which is me? What do you think?

How do you fucking look cock suck up? The kid is zoom got all of you where you are he's absolutely right for the people I'll tell you this right now there's only two people in this chat with led light strips behind them right now and that's me and Bobby you know you guys don't know shit you don't know if you don't have an album now. I know Oh never mind Greg's got an LED. Fuck you my fuck Hey, Gabby, I don't know what you're right in here. We're going strobe now you piece of rat

You're a piece of a rat not even a full rat. You're a goddamn a foot of a rat that I found on a piece of pizza And the other to the ass Greg it to what? I want everybody to have color. You cocks. Can you see my color? Brendan, I trust you with children. I apologize. I'm very good with you.

Just because I've decided during COVID that the look for me is a Steve pre-fantane style, mustache, thin gold chain and mullet does not mean I don't know how to take care of a baby I mean, I don't but it's not You look like everybody on come town put together Like the people on this podcast put together Case scenario for any of us. If we're even Gabby, if even Gabby, you're the best case scenario look wise. I'm well. Here he comes.

Perfect timing. Great. I'm sure his audio works great. And doesn't get a check. I'm what the come town fans. I'm what the come town fans wish they looked like. I just appeased if they wish they looked like as much of a piece of shit as I look like. Speaking of Comtown, Anthony. Yeah, Anthony's here. He looks like he's doing his podcast from a fucking space shuttle. I am. I'm on the shuttle. I didn't want to make anyone feel bad. I'm on the shuttle

right now. I can't give you. I can't we hear him I can hear him I can hear him. He got no headphones in Bobby. That's why they're they're gaslighting you Bobby. These despicable bastards are gaslighting you. Thank God I'm in your corner. I you know you're in the business with they call you're a little too hot. That's what they may tell me my whole career. No, your career is as literally wet as it comes. Literally. It's like, this is incredible footage given that he's in orbit. It is in the appraising.

It's the kid who made the Apollo 7. They really made it work. He picked the surprise what we're able to do on this chip these days. I would also like to mention that Anthony a lot of times we're doing the podcast, we'll complain that he can't see because his glasses, it's now occurring to me.

I think the reason you can't see is the blaring sun of a light you have shining into your eyes. You all did that. The Superman can actually get a heeled from that light. I do feel my power is gaining. You guys to make demand and I get a ring light and this is what happened. Yeah, but it's good. It doesn't go.

It looks like a dog light. Oh, ten. You look like you're about to go to heaven. Have my part time. It's possible. After that poop, I just took I could be dying. Three seconds away from getting sucked up into a spaceship. I feel like I'm doing a zoom meeting at a college.

You're like an old person teaching on zoom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I wish there was a whole police thing I had to take everything down because of an infraction that I'm going to be coming right now and he has better light to you. Yeah, well, that's good. That just shows you who's ready to be a father and who is it? You're the light of someone interrogating you for a murder. That is what it feels like. There's a time when there's under investigation. You're like, you're on a park bench

in Sector Park at night. Okay, everybody do me now, do me now. It's just right. I can't. I can't. Man, all right, let me. I, I, now we've, we've had you two all before. How come I've never had all three you on what's going on?

A rift because Brandon hates you. No, no, no No, that's not true because I had a great should they named the show the episode I was on after a joke I made it was about eight years ago, but I Comedy accomplishments, but no word never on the show when it was good yeah yeah yeah we're the three of us are never on together because we host a podcast together but Greg and Anthony are friends but they don't like me that is the situation yeah we don't like you. It was much as much as much. Right. It all like me. So what they tried to do further their own careers together and friendship. Yeah, mostly

friendship. A lot of outings that I'm not Greg said that his wedding was family only. I then saw pictures with 13, 17 friends there. Not me. It was one member. It was. Brennan, is it, is it, is maybe the, you have the energy of a wineau?

Yeah, a lot of that is part of it. I think, but I don't, I mean, you know the energy of those two. I don't see why they wouldn't be friends with a whineau. You know what I think? I'd be lucky to be happy to be friends with a whineau. I'm going to get my three-toned, like the owner gay bar together.

We're going in on one. Yeah. Come get characters off I-91. Get dressed. Get dressed. Stop by Steve worked in deliveries. of I 91 stop by secret Fucking wings and fucking each other how you doing folks I'm a very very laminated menu Welcome to whispers I'm a nominated menu. I'm having a meeting. Welcome to whispers.

I'm Greg. He's Anthony. We have many things. We have no sauces. You make your own. You make your own sauce at packages. I'm not going to spread how great my lady. Bobby, I just see you, Bobby. Your lighting is fine. It's not great. It's fine

You can't because you're happy because you're getting sucks Not stuck Greg you're so high in mighty over there with his setup It's he's gone beyond to the point where now he's even he feels the confidence in him to try to take down Bobby That's the good it's lighting an audio thank you what's your name again? Andy Dalton for me. Andy Bangles for that. Andy Dalton.

Thanks for having me. Anthony listen to me. Bobby please. I don't have my computer my camera and my light is not hooked up My sound is not hooked up. I'm working off an iPhone right now and I still sound and look pretty fucking damn good That's how good the king of zoom is the king of zoom even when his Mechanisms are not Still look good. I'd also add in that even when his mechanisms are not at least.

I still look good. I'd also like to add in that Anthony has full mechanisms working, soundboard I brought him, camera, and I've never seen anyone look worse than you look right now. Well, let's not forget Greg. I don't know, how many podcasts have we done? 800, 900? He's never, he's Bobby. He's never looked the same

He just puts the light wherever the fuck he feels like it's just never the same somehow Matters by two man. I won't get rid of these children. Anthony why Anthony why Every time don't make mush laugh because when he laughs he loses one hour of life What what was it? Yes, go ahead my question is is that Brendan brings up a Gary Great, are you okay great? He's frozen? What you froze no? great. Are you okay? Great. He's frozen. What? You froze. No, I did bring up a grower. You brought up a great point. He brought up a great point is that you net like, like Greg, it's the name of the game is consistency. Sure. And your consistency is shit.

Well, that's, I'm consistent in that regard. My consistent, I'm consistently bad, which is fine. So I do bring that to the table. But yeah, no, my lighting situation right now is, it's not ideal, I guess you would say, I'm doing my best. I got my you're touching things on all sources of the world. I have no idea we're touching because we know the zoom lights over here but I see you over to the other side. I got an idea. I think I'm gonna put a cloth over the ring light and I think that might do the trick. I hope I hope the lights on fire

One time Anthony got too high from a weed brownie and fell asleep on the street in Williamsburg and I took a picture of him and I posted and I said look I found a dead Serbian Too dark Sorry, but what a laugh of hard, but my man went so hard. Anthony's camera went so black that I went it's over. It's over for him as a pop hat purpose. I had a joke. No, I didn't. No, parlor. Come down to touch it. Why do you have a plastic one? Really? It's for that with those cream massages they do. Don't cream in my stuff. New room massage. That's's right one of those new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new Just like slide and bro. I'd have a blow up mattress Blow up and put up against the wall. All right. I'll give you the real skinny. I could do a joke answer

Bro, I'll give you the truth here. I'm at my girlfriend's sister's place in lovely Cincinnati, Ohio and we're she's a massage Surface she's a massage there. Is there a friend behind you? Is there? Yes, there is a growth So we got we offer baby massages here We do a baby new rule. We just slick up these baby slide right down people. It's controversial. It's controversial. It's hiring, hiring, hiring, hiring.

We've been trying to shut down the number of times. We will back down. Cincinnati is the only state that will allow you to do the baby new rule. That's why you had to free there. Also, to stay in mind. Since the nanny we're not a state we're a state of mind and that state of mind is baby massaging.

You're going to go. Google Gaga over the way you feel. How mad you think Muhammad Ali is that fucking Brandon's forcing to be on this podcast. That's probably why he dropped it. I have a question up. Is it one baby or do you have a team of babies that you use or one baby that works all day? We have one baby and we have one intern. And the intern is an adult with tiny little baby hands.

So he's able to give to new rules as well, according to those stats. Let's give us the honest answer. Are you sleeping in that room? Before we give the honest answer, I do sleeping in that room before we give me honest answer I do want to throw in real quick that with that as you're doing the baby new rules See the trick is you show them the baby and people go great I approve and then you get the baby out of there and you get a little hands guy in there He starts misnaging people don't know what's not the baby. Yeah, cuz I'll tell you this the problem with keeping a baby as an employee

They need naps all the time They are horrible. It's like it's like everybody in this podcast right now. We do one podcast today and we're like I gotta go back to bed. Also somebody burped. We did two episodes of the right dude cast today. I really was like I don't know how I'm gonna do this thing, but I'm glad that everybody else is firing off on all cylinders. Yeah we are. this thing, but I'm glad that everybody else is firing off on all cylinders. Um, yeah, we are. Yeah. So, yeah, the truth is Julian, I was sleeping on this air mattress in a room of our own

in her sister's place because she's got a newborn. So we're watching the newborn. Okay. So you're watching a newborn. So you, but you're not, you're not going to have kids, correct? No, I would, I would like to have them. I don't know. I don't know my status in terms of if I'm Baron or I'm 38

I started when I was 42. Yeah, so yeah, I'm I mean you're not gonna make note to what how he said He doesn't know his status on being Baron Stattest on whether or not I'm Baron or not Yeah, maybe the second one ghosts. We don't know. There's no way that that Anthony is barren. There's no way that God did all that and then that's true. A lot of hoops to get me here. So yeah, there's no way that God made Natalya kid look like every Jewish actor ever. All of you want Natalya kids. Yeah, my sperm count might be crazy.

Yeah, you got sperm count. You do. You got testosterone. Brandings having a baby now. Branding how far along is your girlfriend? She's pretty much done. No, I mean, due date is the 19th wow Could happen anytime I think you they do these tricks though the babies. I don't know if you know about this I don't know I do

Oh the Faultified labor I do The baby are Plotton they're falsifying labor and she's saying she's having these contractions. I'm time and shit and she's going it's not late, it's not real labor. I'm going fuck you, get the bags, we're going to the hospital and she's going no, no, no, I know this is it's supposed to and I don't falsify, you know, and it's already on bias against this kid because he's got me running around,

you know, sorry, you lied to you already lying. I'm not going to go and it's a liar. So you probably got a girl on your hands in, huh? Yeah. Absolutely. Now, is your girlfriend there near you or you at a studio? No, I am at a studio. It's in my basement though. So she's a couple, she's upstairs.

So she, you have a house. Yeah, we have a house now. When our lease was up, we came back to Cleveland just because of the baby. And most of my works in the Midwest, anyway, I'm from out all looks now that looks make sense. Yeah, of course. I'm a Cleveland pizza shit. Uh, who is this woman that's walking behind? Yeah, that's one of our masseuses. Yeah, it's way too old to be a masseuse to me. Yeah, I think in a walker. It ain't like a janitor type. Dr. it ain't a lot of the janitor type

I'm not a janitor a janitor type Is it an audition? Get me five janitor Please an actress janitor Point of the credentials of a janitor of a janitor, but she's a janitor type right now. She cleans up all the goop and slap I'm not happy about that. Greg, did you get dressed up for today? I did. I did get dressed up today because I have to go to an award ceremony after this, which is via Zoom, which is lame because they don't give me the actual award. Do you have an ass shot? You can mail.

You can throw on what's happening. An ass shot? They don't allow ass shots for this kind of award to have my- Yeah, I'm that you just jumped to his his ass got and didn't delve into the fact that Greg's going to an award ceremony What awards ceremony are you going to? Number one New Jersey DJ of 2222, which is they're doing it early. You just in case of COVID and I've got a lot of perspectives I didn't go into the award thing because I think it's phony. Yeah, I'm gonna say, but Greg, well enough to know not to even stop there.

Then I'm that I'm not going to be an awarded a preemptive new Jersey DJ award for 2022. Well, you can all suck my hold on. I think I thought it was phony too till I heard the details. Right. I heard that it was the new Jersey 2022 DJ. Are you drinking? Are you drinking a potato sticks? I'm drinking a couple potato sticks that I do when I come on your podcast to Carbler because there's a lot of energy. I'm gonna load up. What was a potato stick? You mean a French fry? right? That's such a little woke ass all you know that of a Tato sticks. Yeah.

They call them in the heartland. We call them French fries. No, potato. No, the little town in San Francisco where you are, Gabby. Potato sticks, the little sticks, they're like they're not. Down and down. They're not hot. You know, they're French toast cuts.

No, no, no, no, Brandon, they're like potato chips, but they're great. They don't they don't make them as much as they should They're really good. I now that Bobby mentioned I haven't had a potato stick in 15 years No, they do they're very miss Prilla potato sticks, please They're wonderful much Mitch mitch. Potato sticks. Sure. Sure. Yeah. There you go. There's CGI.

That's faker than jar jar, binks. Hold you. Cup up, Greg. Who am I assuming here? That looks like potato. Yeah. That looks like a dirt heater commemorative cup. If I've ever seen one.

It looks like a special edition potato stick. Yeah. Yeah. When the dirt heatereter that agent was like, you want to, you want to get it do something with Nike and he was like, I'm thinking potato sticks. It's important wise for me. That should be mush's profile. Check out my Tinder. Hey, babe, Gabby, you've never had a potato stick. No, I have.

Now that you brought them up, when I was first born, was the last year they existed, and I had one. In 19. That's true. I just saw a lot of partial lips when I say you're wrong. Third of all, I expect apology to say it's not a thing. I'm so sorry to Brendan for saying that he wouldn't be good with children and I'm sorry to you for saying that potato chips. What is it called? Potato sticks are not real.

And Anthony, why are you sorry to Anthony? Yeah, Gabby, please. Anthony, I think you should asleep in that crib. Anthony, Anthony, I'm gonna, Anthony, Anthony, Anthony, Anthony looks like he's getting surgery done. Anthony lied from the dentist chair. Um, man. Yeah, look, I'm a mid-root canal, and I'm still doing this thing.

So that's real. Sistency. That explains the blow up mattress. Yeah, he's a dentist. This is fucking you while you're asleep. Man, when he does on my quiet time, that's his business. As long as the mollors get filled in one way or another, I'm like, I'm gonna ask everybody this question, including Gabby.

If you, if you get went to the dentist and you got knocked out and you woke up and your dentist was just sucking you dick, but you were asleep. You didn't know, but you woke up. But you were asleep. You didn't know. And he, but you woke up and then you saw him. And it felt great. Like he was good. Good head. Like it was great.

Like his no teeth. I mean, the best head you ever got, but he's like, he's no teeth. He's 52. He's like an older guy. But giving you, would you wake up and and go what the fuck are you doing? Or you just close your eyes and go back to sleep and then wake up regular like hey, and he's like hey, how was it? Good, and he's like anything you feel anything? No, okay cool. We'll see you in six months. What would you do?

Brandon Not a hypothetical for me, Bobby I I I I've been sober a long time, but I got really bad alcohol poisoning in Boston. I think when I was like 20 and I was hospitalized and I woke up and I woke up and I woke up in the hospital and my sheets were down and my dick was out and it was like you could tell I had come, you know, like when there's like the stickiness around your dick and I was all for it.

I don't know what happened, but I said, you know, put another notch on the belt. Whoever you think you think you would kill builds. Honestly, I can't even one way or another. Maybe it was a wet dream, but I think that's unlikely in the circumstances. So maybe the candy stripper was writing you dick out to straight eight married guys. Like I would say, if I'm asleep, if Well, yeah, I'm asleep. If you're asleep, I'm trying to think of a you're not a creep. I'm a creep. If you're asleep, thank you,

grab all the. You're out of 22. Number one DJ. That's how I got that. It ain't creepy. It ain't creepy if I'm sleepy. You know what I mean? Try to put myself back into that hospital six more times that week.

What about you middle of the day Anthony had? You know, obviously I let him finish. And then, you know, he'll go, I'll see you in six months. I go, I'll see you in six minutes. Greg, do we have things? see in six minutes. Great. Do we have. I mean, everyone knows where I'm going with this. I wake up and I say, listen, you did you, you got to make it, you got to make it right on my part.

I'm keeping some of this, I'm keeping some of this dental equipment. I always want to wear these chairs. So I won't call the police if I get one of these, and I got a nice dental reclining chair in my living room. And my wife says, where did you get that? And I go, honey, you don't want to know. And then you're like asked, you already know. Yeah.

I'm raped by a dentist to get this chair. That is my I mean, my kids going to be playing with the chair and break it. I go, you know what I'm going to do to get to that chair? I had a break by a dentist. Are you crazy? Gabbyby if you in that work Gabby if you woke up and was some guy's finger in you oh why did they get a block I was get fingered

you don't you don't know what you do to a pussy? Look, I don't know what you want to walk like a dick. I really don't know. If you lick it or finger it or you want to lick it. In your mind, the equivalent of a blowjob for a woman is... It's finger. Eating pussy, right? Yeah.

Which, which, what, which choice? You just want to do things. So you wake up and there's just a little mustache down on your vajaj. Mm. But you like it. Now, don't forget, he's doing a great job. What do you look like? He looks exactly like Greg Anthony and Brandon with a little bit of mush.

I would call every authority, the police, the FBI. You're right in our hand though, we want to the FBI. You're there. Right in our hand though, we want to be in jail. Hold on. I'm going to be alright. Give her up. Give her up. She might have been calling the, you know, congratulating.

I'll be right back. I'll be right back. I'm having a nominator. I'm having a nominator. I'm having a nominator. Yeah, I would have. We call the police. Yeah.

Excuse me. Yeah. I'd like to nominate someone for top pussy eater. Mush, what would you do if you woke up and a guy that looked like fucking Anthony was sucking you a little Mexican dick? It depends how long I had to wait for this HMO appointment. So if it's a thing where I get to, yeah I'm not gonna wait an extra six months to be out of network Yeah, what if you are just about to come

Like like you are just you will question you're just about to come would you wait till you came and then call the FBI? Oh, would you wait till you came and then call the FBI or would you just stop everything right away? I'd wait a second because I deserve it. Yeah, I'm getting raped, you know, I deserve it. I just serve a moment of fun, you know. Yeah, because you said it's right there, said you deserve to be raped. Would you need to take off the internet right now?

No, no, I don't deserve to be raped. This is hypothetical. I want to be on. Would you need to take off the internet right now? No, no, I don't deserve to be raped. This is hypothetical. And I want to be on A-B-C network one day. So let's go. Oh, no, no, no, nobody's getting raped. No, what's getting raped? Listen, area, it's asked you the problem. What do you have asking me?

But yes, I would wait till I came. Does that help? That's honest. Let's just say that. But I'm the victim. I'm the victim, right? It doesn't. It doesn't deserve a slogan that rhymes, but it's honest.

Let me ask you this. What if you're the dental chair? You get the dental chair, dentist puts you out, and then you wake up, and there's no dentist there. None of them, Mr. Harry, the Sasquatch is working on you. Your teeth are looking great, but he says, I can't go down for this. I don't have the documentation to prove. I'm a dentist.

They won't let dentists who are Sasquatches into school. Do you just take the dental work, or do you get mad and sue him? This is nothing to do with work. But I'm not going to pay my deductible. Yeah, well, isn't about rape. This is about the Sasquatch throwing rogue dental. This is scenario.

This Sasquatch. A Sasquatch has done rogue dental work on you. Do you accept it or do you turn them in? What was his name? I'll just say Harry, Harry and the Henderson. I think Sasquatch. Oh, I see Harry and the Henderson. Cause it's gonna say you just said Harry,

the Sasquatch is if that was a known Sasquatch. Right. I was like, why is he automatically have a name? I feel like Right. Look at it. I was the twice-e-automatically of a name. I feel like this is what church podcastes do for like, what would you rather, like they don't do sex stuff? So they talk about Sasquatch or dental. Yeah. What would you rather lick the sidewalk?

Yeah. Yeah. Save your face or someone throws cool-aid in your eye. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Gary. Let's. Would you rather shake hands with Paul or high five Peter?

Peter Paul's a real. Let's play this game. Who are you most jealous of this week in the business? Oh, I think you have noticed something that I didn't catch. Is there a news thing going around because I've only been watching the eviction of my favorite king Donald Trump. I am so Bobby. I am so since moving to Cleveland and just doing my road work. I'm so checked out of the fucking business. It's the best. I don't know what's going on every once in a while. I'll see a tweet mad at people still performing that I just ignore and I'm so checked out of like that jealousy all that Still about bubbling in rage, but are you scared that you're not you are you scared that like you're just gonna become happy and stay there

Are you scared that you're just gonna become happy and stay there? I kind of think I am just gonna become a guy that's like a road guy that just I work and I'm gonna be happy and stay here and kind of not really try and be famous, you know, like because I have enough work I do well. So it's like, yeah, you know, there's a's a lot of I'm just gonna be a comic get money and then and that's it and fame is not a fucking factor to them and there is some type of Peace in that you know the some type of like I mean it sucks because you know Let's put it this way. This business is a lottery.

I mean, a lot of people get fucking lucky. The fastest horse doesn't win the race. But it's not your business. You know what I mean? There's no control over it. So what do you do? Do you just keep trying to, you know, be famous? I mean, there's a way to get famous Let's there are people right that we know that

Our climbers Yeah, yeah, this isn't I'm not trying to be edgy here But if I had if I just had a surgery to have be a woman tomorrow, I would be famous and if they botched it Even bigger famous. You hear that, pay for your man. Yeah. All so keep him running. Not our strong suits.

So. Right. And I'm not saying anything about trade. There's just nothing. There's just do have anything crazy that has nothing to do with, like not crazy, but anything like anything that could be like. Comedian. Is this the famous, right?

If I got, I could go out tomorrow and just shoot a guy, and I'll be famous, right? I'm good with your stuff. I mean, you'd be arrested. Yeah. I catch me, I got speed, and I've got girth. That girth comes in before I then. Oh.

Yeah. Well, I don't know. No, I'm not saying like, but Lee, you know. I'm really, yeah. I'm trying to say something. Now depressed you'd be if you went and got that operation became woman and they still didn't want you. They wouldn't want me. But I'm also you also understand it. I'm not saying that as someone who would who's transitioning because I'm saying if I did that

surgery transitioning as someone who isn't trans, you know, like just a just a just me Greg who I am says, I'm doing the surgery for a fun, not for reasons that need be. I feel like you guys are really shut down on me here. No, no, I'm trying to understand you. You started doing it for career reasons and now you're doing it for fun. So I just got lost in one of the way. Fun is one of the rarest reasons. The most

degrees. Doing gender re-insignment for a blast, you know. I had a blast for a cold Oscar beef. Free. I did what I was going to this weekend. Now let's do gender re-sounds together. Become humans. If you could swap it back easy, that would be gripping like.

I would just swap a dick back for a... You can't just put a dick back on it. That's what I'm saying, because we're not evolved technologically yet. I would love to be a woman for the weekend. And that has nothing to do with people who... There's no separate things. Listen to me, as a... There's no sci-fi movie or technology or fucking story plot in the

future where they can just take a dick off, put it in a vagina and then go back to a dick, whatever you want. It doesn't even blade runner could you do that. Woman for the Matrix you could. The Matrix you could not. Sure you could. Woman for the Weekend is a movie I'm pitching. I'm not even like, well, I'm even a dog. Sure you could woman for the weekend is a movie on pitching

I'm not even like what I mean dog for a dog for a dog for a week, you know, it's a smart dog walking around town Listening to people they don't know who I am. They don't know that no one getting gum gathering evidence Yeah crime doc What's the medical technology that you take a penis off make of a jyna which I can get you. Velcro, Bobby Velcro. Been there the whole time. We've been getting right from them. I invented already. Velcro works both ways, Bobby. Don't you got them sneakers they use for people with brain injury? You know what? It gets wet get wet to down my feel off.

Get a strap, you know, you get a bunch of things. All you really need to, the only thing you need to penis is some kind of electrical jolts that will make you feel sensations. So you get some kind of penis that has an electrical remote and then some kind of jolts in your brain. So you feel the thing. That's really like, I don't know the technical terms, but all you need is to get the electric from the dick to the brain.

That's all we got to figure out. What? You just made something so complicated, sounds so simple. It is. You need it, it is. All you need is a little something to get the electrical from a dick to your brain. Yeah.

It's one of the things to do it. You made it as simple as Anthony's lighting. It's not as simple as taking the light. Future man. Putting it in front of you. So it's not on one side of the top of your head. It's like evenly dispersed. It's not that simple. It's not. I don't know how to do it. I'm a podcast host, but I'm sure there's scientists there. I'll turn it down. It's too bright. Turn the knob down. That's falling.

It's on the back. It's on the back. All right. Now let's sit on the game. On that. Yeah. This seems to be very worse. If you guys. That's what Greg. Kid. All right. Here we go. Can you tell me? Can you just give me a rough outline of the plot for

of women of the weekend or whatever it's called one for the weekend. One for the weekend. It's a simple classic A.D.'s movie. Yeah. But era, I'm a hard-coard guy who wears camo and shoots guns. But I don't know anything in a wizard calm around. I mean, in a wizard, and the wizard says, you're too much of a man, we got to do a flipper on you, woman for the weekend.

And I'm a woman for the weekend and I got to learn about how women also are different from me and maybe I shouldn't be hitting people so hard and stealing money from the government, you know, because a woman wouldn't do that. And then Monday comes turns out I wanted to be a woman the whole time and that's the reveal. The reveal is that I choose to stay as a woman

even though they're lesser than their wife. Good. My wife in the movie, a woman for the weekend. No, I check up with some girl. See, the girl I check up with in the movie is a girl pretending to be a boy. So I fall in a little heart. I want to take Milan situation. Classic. I was just one of the guys, you know, remember the movie just one of the guys when she shows her moves again. So then I'm pretending I'm a woman, but I fall in love with a guy But she's a girl Pretend to be a guy and then we Romeo and Juliet last chance. We both switch

Monday, we've done a real Romeo and you know, I killed myself Yes, and Romeo and Juliet Romeo kills himself just as Juliet's waking up and then Juliet kills herself Same plot except I'm turning myself back into a man as she's turning herself into a woman for me And then we've missed the the cars pass on the highway and the wizard is dead It's not I'll say this I'll say this on Greg's web. It's not Greg's fault if you guys don't understand Shakespeare. Okay. Now Greg Greg on this who plays the man and who plays the woman? I put every role just like any Murphy woman. I figured as much. You got to do it right. That was the only thing I knew that was answered. This is a

Greg Stone vehicle. And I play the wizard like no one's ever played a wizard before. Yep. As you I see you as the serious one of the group. Oh, these two knuckleheads. Yeah, I'm pretty much the legal guy. Yeah, I make sure everything is up to code and everything's, you know, everything is settled in the courts. Are you massaging babies in that room? Gabby, here in Ohio, it's fine. And I'm doing the massage. I own the business. A baby does the massage, then my man with a little hands. My man with a little hands. Little hands, right.

Truly a tick scare of janitorial duties. Now, Brandon, when you have this baby, you know you're gonna be a father, right? No, Bobby, I was not a... I'm not gonna know. We're gonna have that, I'm not gonna way. You know, I know. You don't get to stay a boyfriend. What? Yeah, no, I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I call my girlfriend my wife.

I'm doing okay, because I don't know. COVID, nobody gets married. So we just, I mean, she wears a ring. It seems like we're married. I don't know. So, yeah, I'm going to be a good dad. I like kids. I'm, I'm, be a good dad. I like kids

Are you gonna you're gonna ask I mean I don't care but I'm just wondering his marriage Come up since you have oh yeah, I mean I proposed all that and she said yes But then I mean I cheat on my taxes, so I said I don't want to get you involved in that so better to just Taxes it no, I don't really call it there. I don't make it up. That's what you call the girl down. I'm talking about taxes. That would be called taxes. No, I don't actually cheat on my taxes. I'll cheat on our taxes. We'll probably get married at some point. I'll get married at some point. But it's neither of us are

really, it everyone gets divorced divorced so it seems like a kid seems like a true I Married would be married if not for a certain amount of bullets. Is it where placed in his dead head? Oh, but I mean, Greg could not wait to say that. Wild horse is like, oh, oh, oh, oh. Did you, did you have father kill himself? Yeah.

You know what? Anthony's father? Oh, no, yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no. I think we, we covered that in the last podcast where, uh, yeah, rival, rival clan. We wound up talking to Greg's father with so much charisma. We covered that in the last podcast where yeah, yeah rival rival clan Yeah, yeah, I want to happen. Yeah, that worked well

No, no, no, it's fine. It's great. Brando. How did you propose again? Didn't you stitch your name on a sneaker or something? No, well because I was on the road and she wanted Because I like sneakers. I'm a sneaker guy and she just would wear like Who the fuck is in a sneaker guy? Some people are like, Bobby, I'm kind of a top. People from the Shire? I'm a top sneaker guy. You mean you're a sneaker head like I'm not that far I'm not like, I don't like spend all my money on it. But I have some good shoes. But anyway, she, they had a bunch of busted shoes. She wanted some nice shoes. She made some like custom on the Nike ID. She made some custom sneakers that she wanted.

But before I place the order, I went in there and I changed the description on the back to marry me. And then I was on the road, she got the shoes. She didn't look at the fucking back. So I just go, hey, I like those shoes. She had their good shoes, you know, I made them. And I go, that's it. She goes, yeah, they're fine. What do you say?

I go, you got a fucking look at the shoes. And she said, yes, so we're engaged. And yeah, we'll get married at the shoes. And uh. So we're engaged. And yeah, we'll get married at some point. I think, but you know, it's funny because I had, when I had that, I used to have a bit about that. When I asked my wife to marry me, I came up, you, you try to think there's so many cool ways to do it. And one of the ways was I was, we were in a rubah I was going to rent the plane

and have it. But I know my wife's a fucking moron because I'd be like, look up there, where? Up there. Where? Where's the thing? What? Fuck inside. That says that. That's why you were going to do the same thing that I did where is I rented a, this is like how I proposed was I rented a plane and I had paid the pilot to just drop us into a full nose dive and as Tita's face flew towards the front of the cabin, I wrote, will you marry him on the on the cabin of the pilot and she are faced smashes into it.

She was, will you marry me? And she was like, yes, now pull up. And then we straight out the plane similar to my proposal where Julia's sleeping in our bedroom. It's pitch dark and I come through the window dressed in all black And a gun and then I put it right in her temple and as she's going no no not now the gun clicks and a sign comes out that says will you marry me? And crashes through is a it worse for a ring? Where's the ring? And she hangs you upside down.

That's okay. My plan was to have modiatis and wrestling mass or an aid my wife. And I was supposed to be one of them. And then I'm the Neil and Giver the Ring. But then actual mean was gonna come up from behind her and say, what the fuck is this? And she didn't want, my wife didn't like matter

out, my deaachie is a parent one. I mean, I was like, who does, yeah. They're very annoying. Yeah. They really come up to a two loud, well, trying to eat. Outside of New York, they're not always on the subway. So yeah, that's a good point, Mike. They got a bad rep in New York, cause they're two close quarters,

but a Mary, actually, in a field, the fine time. Well, they're very violent down in Mexico. They're all so angry. They're all so angry. They're all so angry. So one of these guys had a gun inside of his case. You're talking about just Barato again. You again have been through Barato with real history, hobby.

Every podcast. I'm confused. My God. So the CIA agent, the Johnny Depp. Was that the worst one? Dumb Johnny Depp lost his eyes. Oh, yeah. Once upon a time in Mexico, for the following long ago.

And he's not even screaming. He's walking around like he dealt with the pain in four minutes. Yeah. And he's already. If I can't see, I lost a fucking eyeball. I would scream for nine days. I screamed my retina at Santa's village in the Hampshire. I was crying in the car Never mind getting my eyeballs pulled out and fucking dirty Mexico City with dusty fucking church bells

I like I like I That would make it worse for you like not not in dirty Mexico city anywhere but here. Right. I'm ahead in anywhere but here. Well, finally, we're right. The dust would be the worst part. Yeah, that would get everywhere. That does.

Yeah, all inside. Yeah. Um, what did you do to your eye in Santa's village? Me? No. I told the story. Oh. She's asking me to hold a story. I know. Everybody's staring at you. Yes, it's doing. It looks like everyone's looking at me. Me? I always think everyone's talking to me on these goddamn zoom. I know you do. Are you talking me now or what? You have to hold the sign. I had this thing that

was happening with my eye where it was just the inside of my eye was scraping my retina. I don't know what it was. I forget what it's called. It's called something. So I would wake up in the morning and as I open my eyes, it would scrape my retina. Or if my eye shut for a minute, sometimes it would get stuck and I would pull like a layer off my, and it would hurt. And I would have to just sit on a bench or sit somewhere and just let my eye tear up

and create like a film to, so where it didn't hurt me more. That's all right. Santa's village. That was in Santa's village. What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that?

What's that? What's that? That's a... That's a... I surgery's nuts because they don't put you to sleep. So you're... You're kind of up and you just hear... I heard my surgeon's talking

about their boats. It's got to be here folks. And that was not romantic as you think it would be. Yeah. I hate it. And you kind of surgery does not fun anyway. You know, yeah. And then the guys start sucking your dick and you're like, Hey, this isn't the dentist, man.

Oh, yeah, keep my eyes open. I want to see this filthy detail of this. Right on your boat. Here's the wig here. Eyes. Your dick is having a great time. The weirdest feeling of the world just a part of your body is just like, yeah, the other parts like out out out out. So now let me ask you three three very similar looking guys.

You look like different you look at the same guy just get different versions of success in his life. Go one. You know what. Where were we at? Well, if the success is crime, Brendan is the highest level. If the success is terrorism, it's you. If the success is all around great lighting and audio. I would say hard disease, but sure, go ahead with your fat. Just like that's not a real thing I'm worried about. No, we know.

I'm not actually trying to make changes to avoid that. That's so fucked up really well. Are you worried about heart disease, man? I'm worried about anything, you know. Yeah, I mean, I'm worried. Not really. No, no, I don't know. I don't know what I'm worried about.

You slimmed down where I think you're out of the danger zone by my guess. Yeah. Two guys in this room haven't. So what the fuck does that mean? There's the other one. I don't get it. You know what it is. I'm not just a fat doesn't fit his head. Fat JC said something. Did you guys see it? I'm not even paying straight, this is just me. No, I'm getting a pay. I didn't even pay.

You think Bobby, that any pastry good always. I didn't have a pastry in a music park. I can't stand it. You had to figure it out a way to chew that with his idol. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who grow did you know you were skipping into the Rostone Bobo?

So the meanest podcast of the block, maybe. But now I heard that trying to CGIest podcast of the block, baby. But now I heard they're trying to see GI Trump out of Home Alone too. I said, no, no, really. There's a petition going around right now. That's stupid. They want to see GI him out of Home Alone too. I say CGI him into Phantom Menace and replace him with your place. Jar Jar with him.

Yeah, this is interesting Greg. This is where no one is thought to do this. Yeah, I putting him in other things. I think Jar Jar gets too much hate. I think you would put Trump in there and then Mesa, Mesa want to be president. Oh, I hate that guy. I hate him too. Now, I hear me tell you why he's good.

And I was good. Oh, tell you why he's good. He's not good. Oh, this is why he's good. Same for the extra 10. Same for the extra 10. Who, that I'm going to say it now. Now, say it. You Japanese piece of shit.

Wait, wait a second. I'm just going to jump in the heat. Yeah, let Mike for his heritage. I do. I do two things I want to talk about the extra. All right. Is it over? I want to talk about that. extra alright is it over I want to talk about that I'll talk about why judge our banks is a fucking hunk of garbage or why he's good

But I want to talk about cover kind you guys watch go for kind, but I'm only a four episodes in just I knew no No spoilers. I watched the first No spoilers. No spoilers. We can't talk about it. We could take some guesses as to what you're saying if you want. Yeah, we'd love that You really want to enjoy the show. They actually they actually took Harler app is gone too, which was the I get that it was an it was supposed to be an app where you could say whatever you want where they would not It was supposed to be an app where you could say whatever you want where they would not. They would not have any rules or regulations. You say whatever the fuck you want.

And there were going to be what Twitter should have been, not a biased fucking left far left fuck you, believe what we want, or will kick you off social media thing. There were going to be anybody can come on here, but of course, the far right, as soon as they heard that, went over there and just started throwing fuck you, fuck black and they just ruined it. Of course, fuck people. And now fucking Apple, Google and Amazon all coordinated as one to kick them off all their platforms within the same couple days. So they would have no, they'd just be gone. They'd be done.

The whole business would be eliminated. So they're choosing who has social media platforms now. Yeah. So, so they're saying this thing. Apple has always done that. Apple's always chose who they want to allow on their app. Apple, Google and Amazon, which are the texts and Twitter and Facebook. They're all in collutes together now. So basically these companies, nerds, herbs run the country, if not the world. They have more power than the president of the United States. No, we've always had more power. They're the biggest billionaires. Let's get political folks. I got good. I got two points on this, but Greg, do you go fast?

I'll say that on behalf of touches, they can't touch us. Yeah. No, Brandon, you go ahead. You got to. I'll say that you're light up again. I tried to fix it. And then then I ran into another problem. We also, he moves it with the sun. So yeah, we know it's over. It's new. It's 5 30. What's it? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. They took my parlor app down three years ago. It's called Backpage.com. It's a piece. Right. Or it's a piece. Greg, you know what I'm talking about. But in all seriousness, they did, Parler was a little different.

Like there was a guy on there saying that like, and should be exit, should have his head cut off. And they were like, yeah, so that's fine. And it's like, that's a little different than Twitter. At least Twitter is going to be more than you. No, no, can I just say something, Brendan? I go on Twitter right now and find a girl sticking a broom handle up her cunt.

About six is don't you? She's agreeing to it. We love to have her down here at touches. And I could find a girl tied up with an old guy spitting on her face. I mean, sexually you can do whatever you want. Which is fine, but it's like, so there's no lines actually. But there's a lot of people that think that stuff is beyond the line. It's over the line and it's not good for kids to be able to follow that.

Huh? They don't have to follow that. And then there's also to be, you don't have to follow that guy. But he's also what bitch. No, but Trump, those guys are, who said Mike Pence should be beheaded. Okay, but like the people that they're taking down like Trump and whatever, were spreading false lies, they were spreading false lies They were spreading shit that's not real. So it's like yeah, I mean what point you decide?

Listen I ran and fucking shine and there's a people on Twitter spreading false shit too and nothing's done about it. I ran and shut the turn kick our anoff. Yeah, that's a That's that there is a problem there because I know I'm a liberal guy, but the truth is there's some pretty fucked up people. They let stay out. It's like, okay, you kick off Trump, but you let OJ and the supreme I atola, Kola Mani or who the fuck is. Yeah, I love that guy. Every way. The Maya Tula of Cola. Look at him. Look, as far as Trump get kicked off, he's a fucking asshole.

You know what I mean? But he is tweets just ridiculous. And he's, I mean, but take it for another company to take out another company because and it's just hypocritical because if we go into Twitter and we look at it I wouldn't say Instagram because Instagram is pretty harsh on their rules from the get but Twitter specifically lets a lot of bullshit fly let's a lot of fucked up shit go down on Twitter and they don't say anything and For Apple to have Twitter which has vagina and dicks and all kinds of fucked up shit on it

Right, and they don't say shit. Yeah, go ahead and then to take off parlor and without even like giving them time to figure shit out. And they're really, I mean, you guys gonna stand free speech for us is everything. But free speech is the- You throw the line in the sand.

It's like, this is not free speech. This is not the argument of free speech. They ain't go land with a funny joke. Come on, we gotta read that one, please. That's the phrase Bobby hasn't said in years, I ran. I just got a point. Listen, no, that's not the downing my free speech. It's the one I'll tell you why it's free speech because if that guy can't say kill my

pants, right? Right. Who decides that? He can't say it. He just doesn't, we don't have to sell him a microphone. Right. If you want to say it, create his own microphone. Go ahead, mush. Really see, uh, the tech he's given some reasons on there. Um, that it's not that they were saying it's about how the program was actually run and being created. So the,

when you don't have the right-time type of moderation, things can get through. They don't want to get through. So that's why they weren't. That's the reasoning, apparently, not just what they're saying. Now, dude, not when they, not when they combined as one. Okay. I'm not going to argue with not being. That's the reason that's being given. And there's another thing there. I'm just saying, that is what these people are saying. And there is another thing there. I'm just saying that is what these people are saying and there is truth to that

I'm a guy who was on tough ground Seven times. I'll say this as a former comment a little mean. I love you. I'm sorry. I came into Companies out that they don't that they deem Not unacceptable that they don't, that they deem unacceptable. Well, they've been doing, go ahead, Anthony, sorry. Well, I'll say as a former comment moderator, and this is a real thing to the blade. I can't believe you have the real stuff to play.

As a former comment moderator, Dylan Roof was someone who used to make comments on there. And you kind of have to moderate these people to some degree because he would make threats and then they weren't taken off. then the guy incites actual violence where people die. So then it's like, well, what do you do then, you know? So do you think that if you have an app that everybody can join, there has to be rules?

I don't think, I mean, there has to be rules in some sense of the word where it is. But here's the thing is, if you're going to say... Normally I'd say God, but I think the legal system. You know? You need a system. But it's not even the legal system. I think I would feel more... I understand your point, Bob, but I think I have more. And there is some hypocrisy going on there.

But I wish I'd have... I would like it better if Jack Dorsey from Twitter said, fuck you guys, I invented this. I'll say whoever I want is right. You know that party. You can't come in. That's the truth. What Greg was saying, it's not a free speech. The first amendment only governs what the government can do. A private company can do whatever the fuck they want. Yeah, do that. Here's the problem though. That's a, that's a skill thing, bro. You know, mother's a bitch. I think you're right. She's not.

She's not, I'm not. I think you're right about that, but I think that there's a point where it's when you become a monopoly, sure. And, and we have a monopoly. That's a word Bobby hasn't said in a while. And then right? I'm playing the last week.

Right. I mean, that's a word Bobby hasn't said in a while. They're right. I'm playing last week. Greg. But to what you're saying, right, you need a program that does things like I like, I'm a fan or Reddit, right? Reddit has the upvote system. I think if you're doing stuff, we're like majority of people will upvote things. Like they're not going to upvote like major threats violence if if it's mostly normal people who are on there So if you could design a platform to work in a way that would put not hate and anger and all that shit forward Then you that's the win right so maybe these people gotta be smarter Well, I don't know man. I just don't like when when when these fucking billionaires are just dictating what we

See here and like I'm not a right wing guy these fucking billionaires are just dictating what we see here. And like, I'm not a right wing guy. You know, I'm a fucking maybe a centrist or liberal, but I don't like when people start bullying other fucking people around and deciding what I can see. I like to go wherever the fuck I want to go and make my own mind up. And I don't like when some fucking nerd from San Francisco, or fucking some dweeb from Seattle's telling me what's good for me or not.

You know? All the end of the video. Because it existed like that forever. We didn't find out and say, oh, this is bad. All right, I'm out. Well, it's so much we've been making it. It's been the same thing with the gay baker where it's like, okay, you don't have to make gay cake.

It's real that thing. Yeah, Mike, you're so chop. Make it in the one to make the gay. So chop. You know, when you're going to

Internet. Not me at your internet. You just like all you said was just gay, cake for Yeah. Okay. Remember that. I was All you said was just gay, cake for time. Yeah. Yeah. I remember that. I remember we were talking his gay cake.

And we love to take my. I remember talking about that. I remember you like, anyways. Anyways, I mean, I didn't mean to get all serious, but no, it's weird to me that we're fucking, we're being pointed down, we're being forced to think a certain way and we're being forced to see all these certain things. Well, if it gets to a breaking point, we'll fight back, but right now is not the breaking

point. The breaking right now, they're trying to keep a guy, well, let's be honest, if Trump gets out of, when Trump is out of office, the biggest threat to America is him being the new like Alex Jones, where he just says, all this wild shit gets a big thing, starts a revolution, overthrows a company, the company which is America. That's what they're worried about. But if we get to a point where literally like comedians can't say shit, like where that really happens, well that's when we, that's when we step up.

But you can't, right? You can't. This can't work. I just thought I'd think about being changing, being transgender for free from keeping it in. Yeah, but if the right people being changing, being transgender for free for a while. I don't know. Yeah, but if the right people gonna hold it that they would fucking rally. If they, now listen, the guy just brought up,

the guy was holding on to a clip of somebody saying the N word or something, and he held on to it for a long time, until that person was about to pop and have a fucking career moment and then they released it. Fuck you. Try to take them out.

People are using our words against us as far as comedy as weapons to sabotage our careers. That's different than parlor being taken down. Parlor being taken down is saying, you just brought up your example of you, of you're saying that they aren't trying to take out comedians and what we say they are. They are. But some other people, those are the lips. Yeah, but not you, but other people, they've taken out. They've done it to Louis.

They took them out. For what? Cats? Louis cats? No. Doing great. The doctor in this morning. He's fine. I'm fine. Louis cats he's doing great. He's dead. The doctor in this morning. He's fine.

I'll be out there everybody. Louis Katz should be taken out. He did something. He's definitely done something. But they took out Louis for this. For what? For what? Asking for being weird sexually.

And then he squeezed lumped in with rapists. And nobody cared. Nobody cared. There was a Google Facebook or any of that. That was that was Facebook. The New York Times Times all the blogs Twitter They allowed this shit to go down. They allowed unfatural fucking Blogs and discussion right somebody's life and ruin the life

Right woke culture we need to be real back a little bit. I would have Little little little more. I may be doing a little let bit. I would have been a little more. Maybe do a little bit. Let me see. And then we need a little more. I just, I just, I get fucking nervous. I don't know. What's going to happen is it's not knocking on your door now,

but it will be. And then it's going to be too late. And not mind dog. I moved to Cleveland. All right. Whatever you want here, I just go on the road. Don't listen to shit. jack off wherever I want. You know what, Brandon?

I think the only way out of it is to get off of it and be away from it and maybe just get your own fan base and call it a day, being famous is almost impossible if you're funny. I mean, honestly, Bobby, I kind of checked out a social media and this kid that opened for me at a loony bin, really funny. He's on a Bargazze podcast a lot. Aaron Bargazze. What's that? You know who that is. Napar Gassy right?

You know they go. He's been fucking teenage girls. I ignored him. And then in September, I was kind of off all social media because I was sick of it. I was sick of comics fighting with each other and telling them, comics telling other comics what to do. I was like, yes, fuck you.

Let everyone have their career and do their thing. Yes. And so I just started throwing up clips on TikTok. And they were, and I blew up kind of. And it was like, oh, this is what I'm gonna do. I don't have to interact. I don't have to see any other comics. I can just put up clips of stand up.

People don't have to, who don't follow me, see it. This is great. And then I get to watch girls twerking also. So it's a great, It's the platform of the future I think it's illegal now I think but Well because Yeah, yeah because of China but yeah, I mean I honestly don't go on any other other platforms really It's such a weird thing to me that I mean think about

That's a weird thing to me that, I mean, think about companies being more, I guess they've always been more powerful than the president. We just didn't see them. And they've only got names. Oh, they've got names. And now we know their fucking names and we know who they are because it's social media. I mean, just to think that they can, they can kick the president off of fucking Twitter. Yeah. Yeah. I know people who got kicked off a

Twitter for way less, but I got a boy, I got a boy named Sammy, who's the con way through Maytimes. What's wrong with that? The president of the United States, well, I know what you think of him. So I don't want to get into that. Love him. and we get right. But the president of the United States, the joint, the president, the president, the president of the United States doesn't need to be on Twitter. He doesn't need to be on Twitter. The United States, 50 years ago, would have had people killed.

When? Yeah. What's president? This guy did too, though. What do you mean? Yeah. You can't be on Twitter inciting violence and have people die and then there's no repercussions. Right. Yeah. I'm not saying you shouldn't be kicked off. He should be. Yeah. Hang on. This is what happens that you fucking dirty. This is what happens to you. throw it on old Trump comes up to tell me a dirty liberal I get an erection better listen

dirtballs I'm saying I'm not saying you shouldn't do that hear that you're an I accept it okay I'm just saying it's amazing to me that the president the right I see what you're saying the president your king of the United States. Whoever that may be right is no longer more powerful than Twitter, Facebook, as he never should have been better. Not how our government works. Our government isn't we don't have a digital or a king.

It's a it's a our government isn't more powerful than them. Our government is and is and can be if they'd like to be That's a lot. It does no more Twitter. They're all fucked they could do that. I think what's interesting to me is I Think it's kind of always been this way But with tech it's much more visible you know And I'm agreeing with you. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm the honest. I agree with you. He said it so much better than me and the mustache and the hat house. Yeah, it's like what you think oil companies didn't send us

to Iraq. You know, you think right. You think the railroads back in the 18 right. 90s weren't running shit. You know, it's always been money. It's all the animals. McDonald's has been killing people slowly to keep the power. Meanwhile, shut Appetown as a vampire and no one's, no one's talking about that. Then's a wash they can fly. No one's calling that anything. No, it broke it. And you know, I put a bit of what I was saying earlier is that I like cake. And

if you don't, you're gay. Find me a picture of Jude Law under the age of 12. You cannot, because the man is 300 years old. I'm not Paul Rudd. I'm not Paul Rudd. I'm not Paul Rudd. Paul Rudd's immortal, everyone knows that he is an aging. And man, my aunt, my aunt, man, my butthole. A butthole.

Nicole Kim and how do you still have a body like that? The goddamn, the goddamn lizard people are giving her energy Through progression and I just want to say 180 days. They're releasing all the information they know on UFOs Yeah, which is crazy to me it means nothing because it's like just Congress says and all of a sudden They're gonna be like ah Congress said we got to release all those secrets We've been keeping for this whole time. Yeah, it's like no, they're secrets. You're gonna What if they are in secret? What if they release it and we find out Anthony is an alien we knew In the whole time

That's why I say I got to finish this podcast and then I can get back to new moon I'm gonna wrap up a 10 minutes I want the extra time I want to talk about the app store Hugh Jackman's to tall I want to talk about John Jo Banks Right now let's give you guys a quick plug all around the horn. We're going to end right now. The regular YKWD and we're going into the extra 10.

If you want to see the extra 10, just join patreon.com. Sash Robert Kelly. We do an extra 10 minutes of the podcast every week. I want to thank you three fucking, I mean, really. And, and Brandon, I'm sorry I haven't had you on before. Very funny. I mean, we're all, I'm sorry I haven't had you on before. Very funny. I mean, we're all three of you guys. One of the funniest podcasts, I mean, I love you guys.

I think you guys, the next motherfucker's coming up. You, Sagalo and Fini and Canon. I mean, you guys are just always, what's that face for? What? Oh, you can see that? Yeah. You can see it. I was trying to be a dick to feed you a cycle over fun, but that's those guys are nice guys.

No, I love you guys. So what's the name of your podcast? Give out all the fun you get. It's called the Rad Dude Cast. It's on your network. Yeah, but why can't you say it with fucking own dumb shit? Hey, guys, you got a shit. It's got a check out the three of us. that dude cast it's on your network. Yeah, but why can't you say it with fucking own bullshit? Hey guys, we got a set up.

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And mush. Oh, follow me at Mike Fees, where is and we got Mandalorian. How do we not? How did you? You just said man, did that work in? No, you're working. Sorry. Extra 10. Listen guys, again, your podcast Greg, I'll give you a shot or you can just throw it to Brendan because you did a great job. What do you think? You got thought to if you want to really answer you got to throw it to Brendan. There's

no way I can do it. There. Yeah. Hey guys, first of all, Bobby, thank you so much for having three of us on check out the red dude cast It's on this very network new episodes drop every Tuesday Plus we have tons of bonus content on our patreon patreon.com slash red dude cast check it out I'm Brendan heir. I'm with Greg stone Anthony to be thoughito. You can follow all of us. Find us all online all that shit. Anthony's the most famous of the bunch. Seems like. That seems like man. Come on. Those things are how many central half hour sweater doesn't make him any more than me. No more of a man. Okay.

I was an America's got talent as an actor. I'm an actor. I think you're lighting this change 17 times. Yeah, I told you, Bobby, never the same. Something is happening. And I'm slightly afraid. I think my technology is revolting again. It seems angry. I listen you guys. Greg Anthony Brandon. You guys are fucking great. I'm glad I got all through you on please. We come back again. Of course Every time in all right, the money's right. I'll do Fuck is wrong with you. The money is good. You'll get What do you have? It's a boring novel. I have a boring newsletter. I bought out once a month if you want to be dumb and read it go ahead Follow him and I'm gonna get comedy because I love it But sometimes I do it because I just have to it's inside of me

Is being killing that burning desire Burning desire that's exactly word word for word. My newsletter. That's it. Oh, listen to my podcast on a bash podcast. All right, Gabby. Great job. Great show. Mushroom. You got these sites. Weird dimples. Oh, man, add Mike Fiswarez. And we do a Star Wars to occasionally with the ingrank. So yeah, but also I'm supposed to be on it. We also got this coming up Bobby. That picture's so funny. Jay why?

You look like a guy. I'm like, hi, it's like you look adorable. Hello, I'm kind of cute. Come like this glasses on. You got a great look with the glasses. You don't look like a turtle. You look great. January 23rd glasses. You don't look like a turtle. You look great.

You do. January 23rd, I'm going to be at SoulJose. SoulJose. And so, get your chicken. It's SoulJose. I don't know. Go in my little bag. Yeah.

It's under 10. And then, of course, January 30th, I'm doing my first pay-per-view world-wide pay-per-view. You can watch it anywhere in the world. If you're a fan of mine, you're going to be a fan of this. Please go download it. Pay for the, it's the January 30th that's Saturday night, 8 p.m. You'll watch me live from the Wall Street Theater in Norwalk, Connecticut. You go to Robert K. Live for the pay-per- view information so you can get it. So, you

know, anywhere in the world, any continent, wherever the fuck you are, if you have internet, you can watch me live. So all you people have asked me, how, what are you coming to Australia? What are you coming to Ireland? What are you coming to England? What are you coming to the fucking Somalia? Well, here's your shot to get me live on Saturday, January 30th, APM. And make sure that, uh, what's up? Oh, we still, we have a small batch of names to read, too. Oh, let's read them. Right. I love the lightning in the background of that photo. Thank you. Um, much. It's hard for me to read. We're going to have to do those next week, because I can't read on this. Gotcha. Well, we're going to do the names next week.

Let's read them with Quid Craig and I'm going to read them. But here, wait, there's rules. If there's ten dollars a month, we have to do ten of something, Greg. Yeah, you have to do before ten times. Yeah, I'll do anything. I'll do anything ten times. Greg, in whoever is the best, I'm going to give a prize to. So each of you get to do ten things one time.

So Greg, Brandon, Gabby and Anthony, there's four, ten dollar members. So Greg, you go first. I'll go and I'll go first. I said, press stop, Greg. You can stop me. I'd like and I'll go first. I said, Christophe Greg, you can stop me. I'd like to save you for last. Can we have you have me go right? Okay, my man, Shrapper, thanks so much for subscribing 10 dollars a month. Oh, oh, the lay, oh, the lay, oh, the lay, all the lay, all the lay, all the lay, all the lay, all the lay, all

the lay. That was good. That was good. Oh, good. Okay. Gabby, you're next. Me? Yeah. Tyson, my ho, my nagging. Thank you so much, Tyson. It was only nine Uts. Oh, I don't know. Okay. Brandon, you're up up huge shout out to Jeffrey Blake Jeffrey my friend right for you I'm gonna touch my own eyeball ten times right now Jeffrey right to you baby All right, Greg, you're out. Susie Moore, I'm gonna give you a 10... 10 ways to get a boy to call you back. You want to suck his neck, you want to suck his head,

you want to put a fourth gear best effort, you want to smack a man with paint, you want to put down a car and then say, I'm not paying for that, you want to grab a bag of Wendy's and feed it to a dog, who's dog, pick a dog, you want to grab that dog, you want to throw that dog in the trash, you want to drown a snake and you want to drink cool

Aid and then you want to talk to my mom over an hour to figure out who's behind you and not What is it? Who's the last one? Devam Sagar. Thank you so much for my Thank all the big drum members for joining every Every week we have more and more people joining this Patreon. We have Calthur and Kelly. Of course, Tuesday, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Friday is Patreon only.

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