Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Rich Vos, Colum Tyrell, Casey James Salengo | Remember When?

Episode Date: July 19, 2021

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Regional. Welcome everybody to the, you know what dude podcast we're here Tuesday night. There's a volume switch under there. God, he's never done radio. We're here. We have a great guests tonight. I'm very excited about two of them. And then there's one that you know how I feel about him. You're Mike on. No, but anyways, here you go. We're gonna be going around an hour. YouTube people make sure you hit the subscribe button. Make sure you hit the like button and comment. I don't even give a shit if you don't like the show. Just tell us what's up.

Get us in that fucking allegoridum, baby. Hit that button. Tell us we stink. Who cares? Talk shit about me. Call me fat. I don't care. Get us in that rhythm.

All right, Gabby's here. We're gonna try to get Gabby on camera. She came late. So they set the cameras up because this bitch is late. I asked you if I could be late and you said yeah, no problem. Hey, you're not supposed to tell the fans that keep the illusion. Okay. All right, bitch.

I'm a bitch. I'm a con. I'm a stupid bitch. Anyways, I introduced the show, Gabs. Oh my God, we have rich voss. Yay. Anything. What am I supposed to do?

Like a backflip? Hey, hi. Thank you for having me. What the What am I supposed to do? Like a backflip? Hey, I thank you for having me. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Wow. I know. It's awesome. I'm here. I'm here. Hey, thanks for having me in this fucking sauna in Anne Frank's fucking at it. I'm fucking sweltering up here. Don't have have a see what the fuck is on and they forgot to try they forgot the young kids Who are you learning every they forgot to turn it on don't learning everything? Yes, switch

Don't ever say switch again Because if I got my ears click Nothing with S's Yes, Gabby go go. We have a column, Tyrell. What's up, this is great. Thanks for having me, guys. Buddy, good to see you. I'm happy to be here.

I got a lot of talk about you, but you're vacation. Oh, you do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It really, truly bothered me. I did it, yeah. Okay, I'll talk about it. Yeah, and? And we have Casey James Salengo.

Hey, it's pleasure to be here. Glad to work out to use the bathroom now. I guess we just told we're not allowed in the bathroom because there's expensive guitars in the bathroom or something So I had to go downstairs what the hell's going on? I don't what is that noise guys? That's like someone's using the drums And the AC shut the fan off. Oh that way I thought you can fan off great. No, it's on the bottom Okay, don't just try to show off look and then Thank you right there. Is that better? Why is that Mike like that? I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing not you I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you guys. You're looking my eyes. I'm not talking to you

I'm looking in your eyes, but I'm not talking. Why is this kids Mike? I'll fucked up Does it always get on me and every time he told I'm closer to it. I'm 18 years old Hello, it is no from Casey. I'm from to it. I'm 18 years old. Hello. It is from Casey. I'm from Vermont. Roland Vermont. And yeah, it sounds like somebody's like doing a little you live in New York. I have.

I live in New York. Yeah. You came from Vermont to do this podcast. So you're living. Yeah, specifically. This is my dream. I always get on this podcast. Why don't you move over here?

Okay. Okay. So I can hear. Yeah, because I don't want everybody, they're going to complain about the fucking noise. Gab switch with him. What noise? The air conditioning. No, I don't want everybody. They're gonna complain about the fucking noise gab switch with him. What noise the air conditioner? No, when he talks We're gonna figure you out You gotta put your What you got your headphones on guys. What's the fucking gate? It's every time this mic is on it's

I'm talking about Mike. It's Thank you. Yeah, and then move that over here Just sit next to me, Gabs. Gabby's looking very, you know what? She has a good aura around her. I like, Gabby hasn't, I can't see. Yeah, my fucking dad is loaded. Yeah.

Yeah. There's good energy. How does this sound? It's called, I never have to worry about anything. And I'm gorgeous. You're dressed like a mechanic in a musical. Yeah. Thank you.

That's kind of my vibe. Mmm. She's just, she's you. That's kind of my vibe. She is. She's just, she's in, she's in blue man group. Has one of the like assistance on the side. Who's the drums? I am obsessed with her dad and it's very hard not to bring it up every time. What's that called? Poor people, chic.

Where she just wears some guys real workloads. These had, there you go. Fucked up, too. You seem to go on. Everything is just dying. which you just wear some guys real work clothes. These had a lot of stuff to do. You seem to go. Everything is just dying. Can we use the bathroom? Yeah, you can. Okay, I don't need to pee again.

Going to soon. All right, well, do you keep diabetes? Do you keep it to yourself? Yeah, when I asked this, this isn't fucking about your teacher. It feels like a bit if I wanted to pretend I was seven in 1980, where would I get a velour shirt like this? This is from Todd Snyder, sir. I actually like Valour shirt. It's nice.

I'm a big fan. It's fucking long sleep. It's Harry cloth. Well, today was the first day of 72 degrees. It was hot and nice. I'm gonna pop this daddy out. I play those pretty good. I play golf today.

It was nice, nice breeze. Yeah. Nice breeze and uh. We're having a nice conversation at the time someone tries to insult me I'm just gonna oh I want to get one of those shirts it's like Terry claw I would have told you so I rather stick my hand in a bucket of scorpions

I'm not gonna go all right very true I'm sure how you picking all these guys up like can you you get them yeah okay great love are you touched oh vosterous I just want to touch him to get hard. He's just trying to be a tough guy. I have my guards in the mid 90s. So did you start comedy over a month? No, I started here. Oh, I started in O'Neill, Antony, York, went to college at a hot dog restaurant called Fat Mike's 30 dogs. Oh, yeah. 25 minutes. My first set and I said, you know, I'm going New York the big time and I've been here for how long ten years

No, yeah, oh Yeah, we've met several time I'm no I get it. He's been on the show and I don't remember no idea He didn't like it before he's not going to like you. I like you this time. You like me this time? I do I think why didn't he like you before me? I don't know. I'm generally positive What HIV I haven't contested reason But I just have a positive attitude. So like you seem like you're like don't I will get to you

You seem like you're like a writer for like you know like it like a Michael chave show or SNL or something I'm like a writer for like, you know, like it like a Michael J show or SNL or something. I'm not a writer. But it seems like something's going on with you that even your amazed at is going on. No, literally nothing. I do a moving job. Are you working that comic moving company? Yeah, yeah. It's great.

Wait, is that the one that he does too? It's awesome. I love it. Wait, a comic rosebush husband has a movement. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a big comic. But wait, make that button on the family comics work for the moving company. There's other guys, but it's mostly comics what your fuck

I wouldn't lift anything. I would feel good. It's a great your frail buddy. What what are you gonna lift? frail buddy You're tiny you're tiny. I'm tiny You're tiny you're tiny. I'm tiny. I'm not gonna see my chest is ten times night short in years Oh, you show it off. No, I'm not even taking the resist to the chest. Okay, you can just hit mine Ooh, let's take don't you don't say that because boss will take a shirt off all right hit my chest and hit the board over Just as hard, baby You're pretty I tell you though. Oh fuck He's on his phone. You got all you

did before. What the fuck? It's not that important. It was. It's not. It was not. It said Costco. It's not important. It's uh, that was important. That's what was that? Uh, was he a wife? No, it wasn't that. That's not important. How are you having an important phone call at 930? My daughters, daughters, whenever one of my daughters calls, I got an answer. So what did you do, Hangel? My daughter's pray, no, I didn't get it. She did.

She did. She ran three times, she said, that's enough, you didn't answer. I'm good. Jump up. Since the price of lumber is going up, your work like anyhow, let's go. Flat as a board.

Oh my God. Yes. Happy New Year. These things. Flat as a board. Yes. Happy. These things. Gabby really is a flat chested. Listen, you can't. You can't have it all.

I mean, I think you have wonderful breast. Gabby, thank you so much. You're so much. You're so much. You've seen who juts now. No. He's married. His wife has a client.

It's why he wanted to be my dad. Yeah. Are you married? Did you marry a comic? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, cool. Huge tits. Dude, I'm talking big. I'm not a big guy. I don't like nice firm strong. I do not like like like all kinds of dudes like hard. I like I like a saggy tail. I like a saggy with little vein on it.

I like some freckles. I like some some sun freckles from not you know putting sunblock on. I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be, I like to be like, I like to be like, I like to be, I like to be like, I like to be like. I like a saggy with little vein on it. Like some freckles. I like some some sun freckles. That's not from not, you know, putting some block on that's like a little sag. I like a big ariola. I like,

I like a little hair so I could suck it and floss it. The ring. I'm a throw up. I get a little flushing off the tip. I can't stand here on the tits. Nade, nobody likes hair on the tits. Swins hair. How old are you guys? Who's got hair on the tits. Nade, nobody likes hair on the tits. Swiss hair, how old are you guys? Who's got hair on the tits? Bobby?

Green. Bobby does. Of course. Green. The Greek girls. Yeah, I don't know. I was Irish. Yeah, it's a sunburn.

It's sunburn. I couldn't, I'm a Jew, but my wife, so I couldn't afford a Jew broad. So my first wife was Irish and my second wife's Irish. Oh, wow. Yeah, I was a Jew broad. You couldn't afford a bottom of a. So my first wife was Irish and my second wife's Irish. Oh wow. Yeah, really nice. You couldn't afford it, Bob and Bob. With Jew broad?

Yeah. So I went Irish, they're low budget. It's why I left. Yeah, you can chop a Kays, Jewelers at the mall, get him a ring. That's where I got a ring from a grandma. I thought it was a family heirloom. I found out it was from her third marriage. Oh, no.

You got the vars in 1996. I thought it was from my authorities. It's an old family. I was like, no, you got the varsity 1996. Oh, it's like the 40s. It's an old family. That's like, oh, it's gonna be beautiful. I never tell you how I got my white engagement ring. No. So I'm at it. Maybe you did.

It's good. I'm at a 12 step meeting and a friend of mine, a friend of mine, I go, when are you getting married? He goes, oh, we broke up. She drank. And I saw the ring. I go, you broke up. You still have the ring. He goes, yeah, I go, well, you got to sell it. It's bad luck.

So I go, look, I'll give you five grand and I went home. I rushed home. I got CD money that I had in my safe. Of course. I had it in my safe. And I took five grand, bought the ring. It's like a fucking $11,000 ring. So, and I gave it to Bonnie anyhow. So I every time I looked at the ring, Bonnie, when I go, man, I got to get that ring back. If we get divorced, it's so nice. And then one night we were at a fucking club and it fell off her finger.

And she goes, you better put this in the safety deposit box. I go, you sure? But the whole time I'm going, yeah. And now it's in the safety deposit box. I basically got it back. And now it's in the safety deposit box. Why? I basically got a prettiest thing. Why? I just don't understand you.

What are you talking about? I couldn't imagine saying that to my fucking wife. I didn't say that, I said it to you. I didn't say it to her. It sounded like a brag when you started off and that it was not. Or you can just terrible story about that. You don't let your wife wear an engagement ring? What's that? What happened? You don't let your wife wear. No, I fell off her

finger because you and then you found it. Yeah, we found that. Jacob. Oh, what a fucking story, man. No, almost lost something. We almost lost. No, that's not the story. You're so stupid. That's a problem. Focus. What I'm saying is I feel like I feel it comes trying to make his bones with you tonight. Yeah, he's coming for it Why are you coming for it? Why am I coming for it? Yeah, it makes like kaiicist face first. Don't make First of all, I'll make whatever face I want. I'm telling people to do nobody who barely likes you here What we can literally tell is you don't to let you in and you'd have to sit outside at fucking cafe Regios. I like you, Kong. Okay. He has no fucking say here. What's

that? He got a little. Don't fight me back to. I'll get him back. I can ban too. I'll find a miss out on Vals' ring stories. If I'm not being invited back. Listen, how will I live? How will I live, I'm like, this awkward thing in a room that's too hot and that doesn't have microphones at work. I tolerate, where would I find this? You have a fucking valid point. It was a terrible story.

I'll tell you how. I'll tell you, you're listening. No fucking stuff. That's a legend. I'm a boss. I think he's a legend. You'll live like a middle. Now listen to me. I was saying how I just wanted the ring back and You know, like, you know, live like a middle. Now listen to me.

I was saying how I just wanted the ring back and when it fell off for a hand, I got it back. It wasn't about buying it for five grand, like the guy who's girlfriend relapsed. Which was, I can't listen to you with those glasses in your phone. Yeah, one of those eight year old girl glasses. Those are beautiful.

Lisa Frank. Those soda pop glasses. Oh god. You're a little bit. Took soda pop glasses. Oh god. Took her for a loss and found it. Did you were you there when your wife dropped a ring or this story of hers? Okay. I thought she was like I lost at the club and then you went out hunting. No, I was there.

It was backstage. The story is it all it fell off and they found it and then she was like we shouldn't be doing this anymore. And he's excited because now it's in a safe. So when she dies or something something, she dumps you, he has the ring. It's right. He keeps the $11,000 fucking thing.

I want to make out all that. I'm excited, but how do I tell her? Do you think that she cares about that ring? Don't you think Bonnie, when she leaves you, because she's a huge director, she's doing so well. She's just going to be like, keep the ring. She's leaving tomorrow for Austin,

because she's an executive producer for a Netflix show. And she's sold, she's selling two other shows and three counter one I'm selling whether. I'm going to have one and she's going to have three herger. Okay. And I was your good, you're a good person too. I wish to get about maybe using him as a location guy Where in Austin or Ireland They in fucking a story good

Well, congratulations Rich. I'm just saying my wife is on fire. Yeah, she is. Yeah, but she deserves Proud of you guys. I just don't like the way you got the ring back. Yeah, I don't like you don't like doing very talented, very talented, I con. Proud of you guys. I just don't like the way you got the ring back. Yeah, I don't like the, you don't like your, you're so, you're so, you're so into money and. He's a Jew. First of all, oh really? Yeah, I don't want to get you canceled. I'm also a Jew.

You're not Jew, what? Yes, I am. I tell you this every time I have a podcast. No, fuck off. Oh, swear to God. See, that's how I tell you this That's how they get you That's how they get you Why would you think she's listen cause she's handsome first of all I know about that your handsome girl She's gonna be ugly later in life. Oh, yeah, everyone knows like Barbara Streisand Can you tell Mosle to

Yeah, good. Well, he tells him hair cut, put his hat back on. He really does look like a fucking Nazi. Yeah, this is, no, he looks like he's like, no one I'm, you're a fucking Jew. I mean, you should have started. Face, he's here. No, you're done. You tricked me.

Did you or the, you didn't, yeah, these two do look like retired fucking Nazi guys. Just found themselves in Ecuador. He's in the fucking, he looks like he's in the camps. Look at his hair. He's just like a Nazi. You think I look like a Jew? No, you look like a sick person.

Yes. You look like a sick gay guy. I'm not part of the camp. You look like a sick gay guy. I'm surprised you're not hiding in a toilet. That's actually the look I want. That sick gay guy. Here's my goal.

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No, no, no, I know that it's lights. Yeah, but it's lighting, not lights. You know, light, it's lighting. Yep. And then lens and then talent. It's a column, right? It's Colin. Colin.

In Ireland, like throughout Europe, the whole world is anti-Semitic. As Ireland is anti-Semitic, it's like Turkey, all the other countries are, is Ireland, huh? Jews are the same in all the countries, so yes. Smart, she's smart. So yeah. So yeah. I thought you hated.

We don't have like special cool Jews. I thought you hated England more than anybody. Yeah. But the English Jews, we hate them, like just that. There is none. There's two of them. No, but the English Jews, we hate them. Like just that. There is not there's two of them. No, there is. All in Tanya. Soca's English Jews, English Jews, or what's the like other Jews, not when you go to the English category, it goes

no, just like women. Hey, so women, women, women of women of any chore, sure,. Creed, one argument with him. And then, you know the business you're in is run by, Jews? Well, he's not, he's not, good thinking, oh, I'm not in it yet. He's moving, he's not running. Is this it? He's literally, Jews don't move.

Fuck the Jews, it wouldn't affect his career. That's my brand, my brand is ironic. Yeah, he'd have to go from bringing five to seven To get my mic and you don't have headphones on I got it. I mean 20 30 50 years in the business You've done every radio show there is and these two I know these two literally have more Fucking common sense on a microphone on a podcast than you do it bothers me that you do that. That's a Nazi thing. It bothers me that you don't fucking talk into the microphone,

because you don't have headphones on. So you can't hear yourself. I think you're crazy. You just don't want to put your stupid hat off. No, I, I, I want to speak on the phone. You want me to hold. Yeah, we know you're going bald. You're the one trying to hide it.

I'm not trying to hide it. Just like we're in a house. Well, I thought you'd be much bald or anything. Excuse me, we're talking. I, uh, oh no, it's fine. No, I'm going bald, but you look, you got a great hair. You look at that. No, you're barely going bald.

I'm so sorry. What are you 64, you said? Yes. Dude, that's not bald. But you should have no hair by now. You should be happy with that. Where's my head fall? He doesn't have a head. I took. Do you want mine?

No, I don't want. Now I don't want. You want to share it? No. You're a face to face. There should be a head fall for Rich. Colin go. Colin.

Colin. Colin. Colin. Colin. Colin. Colin. Colin. Colin.

Colin. Colin. Colin. Colin. Colin. Colin. tonight I want to think about your right here. You go. What? I'm looking for. I just want to be speaking about it. It's a few tips. Yeah, he really just, uh, he's pure, Joe. You get anymore fucking Joey in him.

No, he kind of looks like your son. Yeah. Oh, we all just watching Vos do this. Now this is fun. And adapt. Oh, go. I came in for this, but mine doesn't work mine doesn't work either So if you bring in one over for him. Can I get one also please? You don't have it mine's working. No, it doesn't work. It's broken well

So it keeps just blasting in one air and stopping and yeah, we'll fix that Bobby what's gonna bring it up? Let's pick up the pace you guys. I'm drum waiting. I'm waiting for you to be done. We gonna we gonna. Hey, let's start Yeah, let's get going. Are we recording? After my mocked at you don't want to lose that Amazing stuff about you. Oh, yeah, we got that all on tape. It's weird. Oh, Harry cloth now. Now do I look good? Oh my god You actually do they actually do Nice

Oh my god, you actually do. They actually do. Yeah, you look nice. I like that. Oh my god. That's kind of good. You look like an extra in swing. Looks good. Let me ask you a question. Where did you go on vacation? So it was my girl's birthday.

So we went to Rhode Island. Did you pay for it? That's your vacation? I had to pay for it. You paid for everything. I didn't pay for everything. We split the room. You split the room.

Slip the room? Yeah, it went Newport, right? We went to Newport for a day. It was Narraganset mostly. And then we went to the block. Slip the room. Yeah, it went Newport, right? We went to Newport for a day. It was Narragansett mostly and then we went out to Block Island for a day too. And you stayed there in Block Island? We didn't stay in Block Island. We got the Ferriote. We spent the day there. Went back to Newport. Why, why you there? Is it her? She pitched that? She went to college and wrote, Oh, God, are we going there every year? Well, so without Johnson and Wales College

He literally he He fucking like he just He really just when you ask I don't My dad who can't use his phone on these things There's a thing lab and the problem is he's gonna be on a gig when me somewhere. Not because of me, the club is gonna, and I'm gonna torture him,

and I'm gonna cut him down to 10 minutes. So the meat, or he tries to be now, he's gonna paint a long run, because I'm rich for us, and he's a nobody. What do you, whoo! Eat it, Carlos. He's doing a thing. What are you gonna do to me?

Nothing. Is it gonna beat you off? No. It's not like he it gonna beat you off? No. It's not like he's gonna beat you off. Oh no. For 10 minutes. I'm gonna suck him off this kid. He's gonna find out I'm gonna rip us.

I've been very nice to him. I'm gonna try my game. I would only like to do 10. You get 20. 20, I'm gonna have to stretch. I'll stretch. 20 is the chapstick. I'll stretch it.

So you went there with you, Czech. What's went there with Czech? We go, we gone. Is this your Czech, Czech? Are you done? Is it a rap? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is all this shit you did seem like, like fucking, like husband and wife?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where we eat, when we, when we, we eat like pigs. Yeah, but you were eating, I mean, I know. I shit you were putting everything. But I never, I didn't have any that grown up. So I got new England. What are you talking about? Lob? I never had clam chowder until I'm in this country You love me. I never had any of that. What did you eat in Ireland? What is the food? Just stew? What stew mostly? Don't say it don't say it

What's the wall stews had lobster rolls last night during the best thing ever me there? I would probably fuck it loves the roll So you're gonna do a show in front of it? Hey, Bobby, these are pretty nice. When did you get? Okay. I'm here. Look at your pants. I got all the.

Hey guys, we've had headphones for every seat here. Do we know where they went? No, I mean, you shows away. It's all right. Yeah, most goes away. All right, ring them. Do we know where they went? No. I mean, Mush goes away. It's all right. Yeah, Mush goes away. The baseball is a part of ringing. Are we recording?

But yeah. But yeah, we got that over there. Okay. Remember in the bathroom thing? After a couple of times, yeah. He's saying, he's very Brooklyn. He's very, he's done it. This is second time he's done it.

He's gonna, he's gonna, he's keeping like seven years of band name, but it's not an amp. Ah. Oh my god. He's just, we're just guys. I know why I didn't like him twice. Gabby's fired from booking the show.

You wanted them. Oh, them. I didn't pick him. I was personally request. I picked him because she likes me. We're friends. Yeah, I know. She picked him. She has me because she likes me. We're friends. Yeah, I know.

She's got bad face. She's got good taste and comedy, but not friends. She does not have good taste and comedy. Is it do? I'm funny at comedian. He's a very funny comic. So you were caught to call him every show. Oh, yeah.

Oh, really? You've never seen. Wow. Wow. What have you seen? Every show, Gabby. Literally so much. Wow. I'm like, all right. I was like,

I'm gonna get along with that. I'm one of my favorite comics. I love comic because he doesn't take people shit. He's attacking Voss. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that you're kind of going at my friend, my friend.

I'm not going to Voss in any way. I think that's attacking with what we've dealt with growing up. This is minor league. Tacking is what we would northern or Billy or fucking Patrice. This is intact. Yeah, every time. Do you know, do you remember when, segment, you know what? I, hey, yes, yes. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I I know

Come on up you kids coming up you can't hear God boss look it's the worst it's not working now try now. Oh, no, I fucking it. It's you. It's not What now try now. Oh no, I fucking it's you it's not What about now? No Oh Shut up your why can't it plug into his thing? This is great radio. He's got one in front of him I said it never have him on again Bobby ever gonna forget who I am if you ever have him on again I want you to lose my number Bobby You're just forget as Susa leaves this room and have them on again, I want you to lose my number. Bobby, you're just gonna forget as soon as I leave this room,

and I'm gonna be on again in three months. Oh, God. It's like Kevin, I really. Not even listening. It's working. Keep booking me, guys. It's like, it's working. Yeah, book him again.

Watch what happens, Gabby. He's like, I have no idea. I'm gonna fight him. To lose your number. He's got no idea. I'm gonna lose it tonight. Just delete. You would still fucking call me every day

if I deleted your number. You're right. I don't know. Yeah, delete my number. Stop. There's things. I'm gonna delete my number right now. I'm Daniel Simon. Where am I? Stop. Where am I? Have you under I haven't you under a code? No, bitch. You don't have me under my name. Hi, thanks for having me. You see this girl. I don't know her name and I'm not treacherous because I don't know her. But she passed a disability at night and Facebook, she wrote like an acceptance thing. I thought she wanted an Oscar. I was, it's a nice girl, I guess. I never met her. It's an Asian girl.

Passed, but she wrote this long thing. It's been my dream to work the seller, and she finally passed. It's very sweet. I mean, it's so very nice. It's the coolest thing ever to be passed at the seller. You'll never know, and neither will he. But, yeah, it's very sweet. I mean, I so very nice. It's the coolest thing ever to be past at the cellar. You'll never know and neither will he. But I know it's not that hard. Listen to that. It's not that fucking hard. You're past your hair. I passed. Yeah. So it's hard. I'm not gonna get in. And tag it. I want to send it to SD. No, don't. Please don't. It's very

hard. It's happening. Bobby, please. I love you so much. You you dude? It's not what I'm right now. Why? I've been very kind. Why you say to me? I don't know. It's very hard to get in. It's the best club in the world. I was just trying to make calm feel. Get me on a audition, will you? Because you're so in here.

You're asking him? First of all, set. Hit them up on your page. Oh boy, I'm gonna go. Give me that. Give me that thing. Heads, Give it up. Give it up. Give it up.

Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up.

Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Give it just make that up because you're trying to make your argument back. Yeah, it's a great honor. Was it Suba? Are you saying Asian or like South Korea? Yeah, that hurt. So yeah, it was very sweet. What you know, I know whether it's gonna be started. She was working at mics when I started going to every single Micah once. Yeah, she's worked hard in any comic. I've ever known. That's pretty, I mean to me, I should have some experience. Especially now because they're, I shut the fuck up. I know what talking over people's hot. I know what God damn it.

I know what comedy goes. I'm moving to New York. I pass it to Seller, where I go. I don't know if I can make that move that quick. Yeah, but dude, the fact that this, it's so hard to, I mean, people say it's easy to get in the Seller now. It's not easy.

I don't think it's harder. Now, I think it's harder for people to get in the cellar now. People say, oh, they're letting all these people in. Well, they, yeah, but they're in a very diverse club. They're more diverse, yeah, they have to be. And what I'm gonna do, I just have two to the rest of the fucking, I mean, just have a killer shows the whole way.

I mean, from the beginning. What do I never laugh in the whole time? They want to get at it. You want everybody murdering for what they made this place famous in the first place, just having male comics murdering your fans, leaving happy. Yeah, you know, the audience, you got to fucking sprinkle in some fucking people, bringing a little Asian chick every now and again. Well, I fucking mix it up.

I'm happy. Give me a break for her. The news is I've already been thinking she posted. Yeah, I think it's good. What you're scared, Casey, he won't even. Tiers with suck is that? I don't know what's my turn. As a comic to fucking go out there.

I mean, it's easier for her that it would be for you to express your emotions on Facebook. What are you talking about? Like if you had something happen when you were like, I could all the time when I talk when I'm, if I celebrate like, you know, I just celebrated a 35-year sober and I go how great it is, you know, my kids and life and whatever. So I express my emotions when it's the right time to do it, you know, a couple times when I wrote for

the Oscars and one of my hundreds of TV shows, you know, I've done that. You had me. He fucking had me. And then you've got to do that. You had me he fucking had me and then you got to do that you had me The daughter thing I'm like just a misjudged this that so Right back to you all comedy you fucking that my daughter got married You kidding me. I post it was one. There he goes. He got a second me back It's one of the sweetest days of my life. Which you got married at, it was unbelievable. And I got four free rounds of golf there. It was amazing. And I'm great.

But I'm shaking. That's exciting. Beautiful. That's beautiful. Thank you. But yeah, I've lived past recently. It's very good comic. I've seen them all.

Jordan Jensen, Ethan Simmons, Patterson. Jordan was on last week. Fucking incredible. Incredible. Hey, talk up. I don't know when I'm supposed to talk. When you do it, that was fine. That was perfect.

That was great. I'm not around people. You have a son, some of the most, some of the best moments in your life, or some, just seeing your son jump into pool and having a great time. What? And you know, you're like, holy fuck, look at this.

I was a fucking drug addict drunk, and now I'm enjoying my son in the pool Are you being me? And then you jump in and all the water is out of the Let's go He got me. Yeah, he got you. The legend. The legend. The legend. The legend. The legend. Yeah, back. Okay, good. You guys bought it again.

I like that. It's a, it's a love hate we have. Uh, but you know, but I have daughters. So it's different. Why the fuck is it? Dickens went tickling. The other day, my daughter, this one, she was young. You were tickling her?

What? I don't know if I want to go. Let's go. I'm holding my, but I say, it's 25. She's 25 or What? I don't know if I want to go. Let's go. I'm holding my, but I say, God, it's 25. She's 25 years old. They're tickling me. I don't know.

She's no, but it's so, it's so weird how you watch them grow. Because you know, when she was young, you should tickle her and beat her off. Get to the mic. Beat her off. You know, yeah, she's just say, mommy, daddy, beat me up and we full wrap in her up. Not hard. And then you were hard when you beat her off. Oh, no. You fooled her out with her when you beat her up. Oh, no.

You fooled her out with her and then beat her up. These socks coming out. But the other day when I was tickling, I realized that fully, now she has tinnies. And I can tickle her or her friends anymore. Yeah. They're a bunch of snops. They say, you're just, you can't.

It's 31 year olds. You're really can't drag them out. Yeah, you can can't take all their friends you can just eat them out Why that's gross how long leave her friends I'm so sorry I thought you were talking about the older ones. I apologize. That was it. Yeah. I thought you just did like 28 year old busy Come back in two years and tell us that again No, but you have a daughter one second. She looks like plywood and you know what it looks like Gabby Gabby's father could still's up? That's the worry. She got Gabby. She got the first. Gabby's father could still tickle her and I feel creepy. That's.

Gabby's got no tea. Gabby's got no tea. Gabby's got no tea. No. That's gotta be nice. Gabby has such a pretty smile and such a pretty face that you don't even realize, you know, that the rest of her as a mess. She look at her, look at the aura around her. She had a pimple right here. Where?

Right there. So you just come to side. Yeah, right there. You just cover a little, come, that's all. Oh, what are you doing? Gabby, who's come? Uh-huh? What? The Bobby's column looks so great. You don't say that. First of all, it looks like yellow, yellow gelatin. con volotea. La región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca. Espectacularismos, monumentos, rincones de película y un sincindia aventuras te esperan. ¡Fliparás! Vuelades de madrida murcia y a otros destinos que te sorprenderán a partir de 19 euros. Bolotea. Tarifa sujeta esa disponibilidad, consulta las condiciones en volotea.com. Looks like pudding.

Patrice had the best fucking jerkin' off pit ever. What was it? You said you said you said jerk off in the shower so much I'm surprised a baby didn't call out of their drain. Oh, that was fun. It was the best everybody did. It's a good jerkin' off one. Yeah, that was fun. That wasn't the best ever. That's a good, good, good, good, good, good. Yeah, that was a good one.

Um, I, uh, did I do a remember when you did you, we did, but we tend to do that because look, let me just be honest. Let's be honest. Can we just be honest now that the young bucks are here? Yeah. We're finished. I mean, it's just starting. Let's just just start starting.

Nothing starting. I mean, listen, we're done. It's over. Let's ride it out. Have some fun It's over. Let the new guys come in. Let the young bulls come in. Yeah, I'm and and we'll fucking we'll let them go You know, you guys have a lot of wisdom to impart your game. Yeah, I just agree and to a new part of your career Yeah, sure I'm just saying like you're not done. Yeah, well, it's a wrap. We're going to have to, we're going to fade into the background.

You're going to fade and take care of the house while Bonnie's making some money. You guys play some golf. Into the mic. I'm going to, I can't stand a Gabby. Gabby, Gabby. He sucks. You want him on. He's your best friend.

He's not my best friend. Oh, he's your best friend. Not what he has a best friend. Your best not my best friend. He has a best friend. You're best literal friends. You talk about it for hours. Best because we're both driving off from shit gigs. Shit gigs at their sell out. We got to look at Sebastian Madascalco with 19 fucking Joe's. You got to bring my own curtain to gays. That's fucking stinks.

What was I saying? Discuss what was I was saying in my head, you're fucking disgusting. Put your gum down. Put the gum down. You're a generation. Yeah. Is like you're like the Barry Kremons. Is that the good?

Can't you start with Barry Kremons? What is the legend? He was around before us. I'm saying you guys are that to us. So you guys are like that. Can we be a generation? Yeah, I got you. But I'm saying you guys are that to us. So you guys are like that. Can we be generation? Yeah, I got you. But I mean, look, it is a wrap.

It is not, are you? Oh, it's done. I'm sure, but you still have a legacy. You know, not financial or anything. But if I said how much money I made last week and how much you made, I mean, not a runny. Me too. It's not a wrap. You can.

It's not a wrap. I mean, two grand last week. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not a wrap. It's not a wrap. I made two grand last week. Yeah, Moving furniture, which is me and Casey. I'm so grateful right now. I mean about 35 bucks last week, but my wife's fresh. So I don't know. I do. Why sweet. Yeah. Nice. Cool. So I don't do anything. What does she do? She designed underwear for American Eagle. So I just do.

I'm such a weird fucking job. Wait, what? She's like, yeah, yeah, somebody's got it, dude. That's a weird fucking job. I was like, how do you change it up? I feel like it's just been done. I did, it does seem like the same stuff. I walk in all the time when they're like looking

at some lady, and it is out, and my breath went big. Oh, good. Yeah, and I get a little bit of it. You just keep, keep, keep, keep, you're just walking in on these models getting there. Well, I don't, yeah, I can't go to that whole part of the house because there's always Oh, yeah, but you got it go in your house borrow some of Bobby's cameras. Oh, we have a small house nice Yeah, no, but it's nice. You make this your girlfriend a comic. No, what she do?

She works in H are H H Yeah, sorry H. Yeah, it's not a H. Hey, yeah, we say H. Yeah, you're not anymore because you're here. So changing your. Yeah, change it up. We don't like it. Yeah, stop with your little leprechaun eyebrow going up. It's bugging me. What do I do? He does have a squirrely little eyebrow. He has a squirrely little leprechaun eyebrow. He does. It goes up. I'm not like that. You're thinking you're going to find my gold you're not

What is wrong with you why you doing this? We're having a nice conversation and you go to sleep on us And this I was sleeping. I was kind of nodding that's all late, right? I mean look I You know what I came how much you make moving furniture's just I would love to have you carry my bag on your chin. It would be about six months of touring for you. I reckon would be the wheat to ages. I reckon. I reckon. I reckon. Is that not English? You know, talking it is, but it was 1860. No, that's that's that's just got the Arlan. That's like the newest fucking thing. I reckon. I can't believe you ate stews. Stews? No, we had good food. It's like very hard.

Name a good food over there. Now just a lot of like roast chickens. All right, but that's nothing to us. Yeah. You have, you sell my roasts. It's all bland. Right. Like what you guys have for Easter here, I think,

is like kind of a regular meal for us. You take us, if say you hooked it up Do you have it where we maybe me Bobby you could go to Ireland and do some one nighters? Yeah, so I could play golf in Ireland that's you always I want to go to Ireland. I promise you yeah You why the fuck am I involved I'm not playing golf? Yeah, but we have fun going to sell some tickets That was good. That was good Call him is funny man. He makes me laugh. I really does Got to sell some tickets. Yeah. That was good. That was good. That was good. Call him his funny man.

He makes me laugh. I really does. Is that a memory little comedy big there? Yes, yeah, especially now since the internet, things are pretty big. Yeah. Who's like, well, I guess Stan hope he's big everywhere. Stan hope's big everywhere, yeah.

Burr obviously. All the big names. Burr, yeah. Burr did all that stuff though over there. Yeah, Burr's big, yeah, yeah. Play stadiums. I don't even know did all that stuff though over there. Yeah, it's big. Yeah, yeah play stadiums I don't even know stadiums over there or the yeah stadium is like what for five thousand. Yeah, stadiums a different small stadium Stadium here is 80,000 and does is so big over there too, right? Yeah, they wouldn't have a big IQ for comedy Oh, oh, yeah, joking. I was joking. I love that. I'm not

comedy. Oh, shit. I was joking. I was joking. I love that. No, no, no, no, he did. He said, desis inside. Let's go talk to him. I did not say that. He said, desis inside. Let's go in and I went inside out and desi snubbed him. Yo, does doesn't like you? Huh? No. Wait, who's the other guy? The guy that go? He doesn't like you? Oh, I don't know if he doesn't like me. Who's the other guy? Gat or or something Gat is from France. Oh, he's French He's big he's what he's huge in France. Yeah I mean really big well our pal is the biggest who Rick yeah, Ricky, Ricky, Javace. Yeah, he's the biggest out of all of them. He's your pal Oh, wait, he loves me and Bobby. Are you kidding me? Michael McIntyre has the biggest.

Who? Michael McIntyre. Who the fuck is that? He's like the big guy. He's the leader of the band. He's in. Who is it? He's in the doobie brothers.

Right. Yeah. He's in English comic. Michael McIntyre is huge. Bigger than he's bigger than Evie. And he says more than numbers than Kevin Hart. He says more than anyone else in the world. When you need any and he doesn't leaving. Well, he does.

He comes over here to do a weekend at the beacon. Mush would be here and he'd be bringing up Michael McIntosh from England. McIntosh. I'd be able to look at it. So I just screened. I thought, yeah, these guys, I'm just, I'm just saying that like if mush was here, that would be happened. Oh, wait a second. No, mush has listened.

You should ask for a pay rise right now. Mush. A pay rise. A guy. No, that's not right. Either I'll do that a pay raise pay raise not rise pay rise no raise did you say that I did say rise not only I don't know it's not even an Irish thing this is me he should say that right well he's never had one so how's he gonna say it we don't get raise the moving company this is the biggest guy in England yeah

first of all how is he big bigger than Kevin Hartson movie star? He does what does Kevin Hart's last tour, I don't think sold more tickets than he did that year. Yeah, but he goes to Wembley, which is like 120,000, I used to get 12, 20 nights in a row. Is he all, is he Crystal Clean? Clean, grandmothers, children.

And he does a lot of like, I mean, you gotta tap out on that. Yeah. Well, because you're, you, you, you want you to get grandmother's and kids? That's a demographic comics can't get unless you're doing Disney shit. Yeah, yeah.

What you're saying? You don't do fucking kids in your garden. You can definitely do grandma's because that's your original fan. Wait, you're saying, you're saying 120,000 people at your, I love because you'll just step on your joke. I got it. I mean, just right on your laugh, everybody, and he just goes, just, I am. I'm what the fuck? You're right. Do it again. No.

I think just grandma's and kids. Not being set up for your grandma's. That's your original fan base. That's a good one, then. Thank you. I think it's pretty good. Thank you. That's a sharp. Yeah, I thought about that. That's a good one, then. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, that's a sharp, yeah, I thought about that. That's pretty good. Okay, you're saying Wimble turns 120,000 seats. No, how many seats is Wimbley? Wimbley, whatever the fuck. Wimbley, it's a tennis court.

Yes, whatever it is. There it's okay. Okay, so Wimbley is 120, what's the call? I hate you. I hate you, my friend. Wimbley, because you're a basketball friend of and my friend. Wimbley, because you're a bastard. I'm in front of these young laps. Wimbley, 25 years.

I'm cold. I don't know what the capacity is, but it has to be Wimbley. Onger and 20. Yeah. For a concert, it's probably less than that. Okay, let's say they just played the Euro fun. Let's say 100,000.

Let's say 100. Okay. And how many shows could he sell out? It was like 20 nights in a row. And he's a tennis player. And in, in, in, in, in, I'm sorry. I just, that's fucking nuts. But and but he's not internationally famous.

That's two million people. Yeah, I know. But he still comes here. He plays the beacon. And he just like born four nights or four shows of the beacon and say, oh, the other way, he still has tickets. He's just not famous, you know, and there's no reason. Is it good?

It's all right. Why sweeten? Is it good? Like, it's not, I wouldn't like it now. But it's alright, you know. It's like, not for me. That's how you get to the very side. But it's very observational stuff where it's just like, you know, do 10 minutes on microwaves,

you know what I mean? Like, side-fell, do you guys find the side-fell? It's like, side-fell, yeah. It's like an energetic side-feld, really. I well, I'm not, he's great. Well, you mentored side-feld, probably, did you? That's right. Oh, another old. It's pretty funny., you mentored song fell probably did you?

I mean it was the same my joke. It's the same thing. It's I know, but it was it was new I like these guys can't do an honorable what moisture What moisturizer you use because you look great. What moisturizer you use? It's not working. It's uh, oh This is like what do you guys think? Yes You say moisturize. I'll say it's not working. And then we'll high five. Show up and be nice.

Oh, I thought it was good. Marable. I like every time I do it's pie cassettes. It's usually good. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, this one's a bad one. He's funny.

It's not a good one. I think he's interesting. There's clear teams having. It's so funny that you like him and I like him. I don't wish it. I don't you to leave will do the thing come back and you'll finish the rest. No, I don't just like them, but I'm amazed by this guy that's not a movie star that's selling out, you know, two million ticket, you know, a 20 nights out of 100,000 is two million. And yet he's not, does he have a TV?

All you have to do. I mean, look at him. I don't even know what race he is. He could be like nine different types of people. Yeah. I mean, he could be Indian, he could be Puerto Rican, he could be white. I don't know what the Arab, I don't look at his face. Bring him back up, Nicole.

I mean, so he appeals to anybody. He's got the English accent, right? So he's over in Europe and he's doing clean shit. Yes. So many comics with clean shit. Yeah, but when you do it, look at that. What is he? I don't know, is he Asian?

I don't know what the fuck he is. I think he's got a hot girl with him. He's just a white guy. He kind of looks Asian. Okay, so this guy's going up. He's physical and he's doing... Well, you don't know if he's physical. He's a big, big act of guy.

Watch a clip. I don't, can we watch a clip? Are they going to take it down? He has magician face. Yeah, he does. He has magician hair too. Yeah. But yeah, that guy, I mean, his, I guarantee you as a team of people that write with him,

and he just fucking works that shit out. This is a business. He's paying people's mortgages. Yes. Like he's paying people's fucking bills. Oh yeah, I get it. So they need to keep this cock soccer. Move.

He's a business. He's a business. It's different like Jimmy, Jimmy Carr. Jimmy Carr. He will write a new hour every year. He's got a natural. And then he goes up,

can I finish my point before you yell as castle? And then he goes out and tours that hour every year Then goes back to his castle But he's a he makes so much sick money. Yes, I mean, it's just is what is you don't do that? You don't When you come every I come out with a new album every two years now, Chris But if you if you wanted to run it like a business. Yeah, you could come out with a new album every two years. Now Chris, but if you wanted to run it like a business, you could come out with an album every year, two years. Well, these guys are doing it every year.

They're writing joke jokes, you could do the same thing. You could come out with an album and tour it and just go to the places that you do well, which is I'm sure they do, right? And then build and build and build. And it's clean. Once you get those families in there, where you can just take your do, right? Yeah. And then build and build and build. And it's clean. Once you get those families in there, where you can just take your kid, it is magic.

It is magic. It's like anybody can go. It's a fun night out for everybody. You know, you can't do that with you. Your race is for the first eight minutes. The first of all, eight minutes. I hate your break. I hate you break.

You had people leave you show you the night. I'm on left.com. I'm on the, I'm on the, I'm on the, I'm show the night. I'm on left calm. I'm on The clean Daddy, no shut his mic off. He's on that. No, I You're on raw dog, but I'm on the clean one. I like you again. I'm Even here I get a nickrass. Whoa Why is that so right on track? I'm not you know you're not trying that I'd smoke

The gateway drug this yeah, yeah, thank you. I could do I could do an hour clean. Can you do an hour clean? Why would you want? You make more money you're on Why would you want? Because you make more money. You're on on some Maybe I can If I hand picked on my jokes, Yeah, you could easily do an hour clean.

Yeah, I literally correct. What? Politically correct. You heard that that was me. You heard that that was me. I could say that wrong. You're a fucking the way you said that I was like, it's happening now.

I had gum shifted wrong way. There are eight syllables in politically. The gum looks good. It's all smashed in your pocket. Why would you eat anything from him? I like trying to think like dip. You like that? Well, shoot it first and then get it up there. You'll get to nicotine. It's a real pro You're good. It's just like them. Anyway, what were we talking about? The good guys like gum. The real profile. I guess he's very observant. He's like, I felt oh my. He's like, fucking Mickey Mars.

What's the Mickey Mars? What's the good Michael McIntyre and here's why you're wrong about what you're saying? I don't know if I said anything. I don't think I expressed an opinion since I got here. About this comic. See, he did a bunch of chowder. No, listen, I said, can I'm dead?

It's good. Yes. He might make more money, but someone like Richard Javace is more famous worldwide. He might not make the money this guy makes, but Javace hosted the Golden Globes twice. He's more famous worldwide. So this Bode act or whoever he is. Wow. Well, you said that. You said I'm not saying that. You told him that. No, she said he looked like a magician. I said he had magic care. And I say, it's like magic care. It's like magic. The stuff he does because everybody can enjoy it.

Yes. I didn't say boat act. Well, I'm sending the boat. You said boat act. I wasn't derogatory. Wow, you got that out so quick. Wow. What does that work in?

What derogatory? The boat act. What does it mean? I've heard it in the Cardi B song, but it's about a, what does boat act mean? Cardi B says about boat act. It's, it's people that work crewed ships. See, they have no like corny. All right, I didn't mean to interrupt the whole podcast. I was just asking a play question. Everyone's so mad. I don't know.

That's so funny. Nobody's mad. Where are you? Everyone's mad at me. What's that? You are. So what I'm saying is, your face is more famous than this. He is more important money or fame. Fame money. Fame brings money. I don't give a fuck about fame. I'm gonna tell you something right now. I'll tell, prove my point.

I give you 20 million cash, no taxes right now to leave the business. Yeah, three million. You're a great, you're a great bargainer, right? And head down, Hacks, you want to check? Yes, I got like, well, he'll give you 1.6 million to never step on a stage again. And what was it?

Hacks, did you say show an HP on that? No, it's good. It's good. They don't show that much standup, so it's not about standup. I audition for the lead of that show, and now I can't watch it, because I feel better.

Yeah, you just, I was like, you lead it in real life. I show it. Nice. Meta actor, I see. I do. I'd rather have money. If I had money, of course,

I'd rather have money too. And money, money just makes, listen, I had 20 million in the bank, I mean, a five million in the bank. Yeah. I do. It would be so beautiful. I mean, what a feeling to wake up knowing that you own nothing

and you'll never have to worry about anything. Yeah. If whatever the fuck happens, as long as money's in play, you know, we're not going, you know, something happens where a fucking, you know, electricity goes and money doesn't mean shit and you have to not kill people.

That's the real thing. I'm saying as we live life now to have that much money and just wake up and not worry about a bill, not worry about shit. No, what? What? There's no reason to go. What do you worry about?

I'm sorry, You're right. You know, I have money issues. That's why I'm a little tight. First of all, you're wearing the Rolex toothed up. Big deal. Fucks that mean. What are I'm going to do? I'm going to have to sell it. I'll take five bucks.

You you will. Yeah. How much? Five bucks. You any of them? I said six bucks. We'd rather have money or magic hair. Magic hair I'd rather fat magic hair I could get money

You don't give people when money are stressed out I was just a loser money are they gonna lose it? I got to keep the best thing. No, no, no I know like the certain point of money where look at first of all if I had money if I had This is a certain point of money where look at first of all if I had money if I had 10 million dollars It went for five to ten my five five with my lifestyle right now I wouldn't need money ever again neither would I but in life when you die you don't put those candy can glass First of all, I haven't a sugar in a week. I'm gonna fucking eat those Okay listen to me. Yes. Talking on the mic.

When you die, why do you, there's a fifth time when you die and this time you die. When you die, the fame, what you have from your body of work is what's left behind. That money's gone. That money's gone. But your legacy is what you leave behind. Okay. And you leave it as behind for the end of the day. I'm really quick. I'm sorry Max. I apologize. I should have tried harder and I should have got magic hair and been clean and moved to England, Australia.

It goes into there's a balance. There's definitely a balance. You guys have a great legacy you're gonna leave here. You might be poor shit, but everybody respects you, and that's more important. And I'm sure you're not very poor. I would rather have. I'm not, I'm doing all right. He's doing all right. You know, in fact, I'm gonna, you know what?

What are you gonna do? I wanna give him something to go get some money. I would love money. Yeah. I'll take it. I'll take it. I need it. I need it.

I need it. I need 20. I'm hungry. I need any money. Can I have 20? Fake Louis Vuitton. Oh my God. Fake. Can I need I need 20. I agree. I need any money. I have 20 fake Louis Vuitton. Oh my god fake Can I have 20 yeah when you buy in 1982? Can I have a 20 you're just blue your 20? Can I have a hundred I give my last $7. I'm a bar. Let me bar. Oh you serious? Let me have 20 bucks This is

God, my cat's gonna eat tomorrow. Are you need 20? I guarantee you asked for this back to down. I don't get anything. Let me see. No, you're the richest person. Yeah, what would you need money for? I don't want to stop fair. If you're gonna give it to the whole class, I look here. Take 10 back. Why do you do that? I'll take the 10 back. Why would you do that? I'll take the 10 back. Why would you do that? I need the money. Oh my, do you know mad?

You just made him? He didn't, I'm not mad at all. He's so stupid. I appreciate some money. I would, I would use the money. Huh? No, not. Huh?

You think I got this crazy? You think I got a $420? I can't. You hate stews for years. Yeah, but now I'm eating lobster, bisque, baby. No, but watch out. I'll just tape it. What a dummy.

I needed a monitor, buddy. I said, you've picked it up. My wife makes a lot of money, but she's very upset about, so the $20 is going to help. She's upset about her money. She's upset that I'm not making any money. Yeah. Oh, yeah, bring this $20 home, be like, can you sign it, Rich? Is that what you want to make this $2 home be like can you sign it rich?

What do you want to make it ten? Can you sign it as Kevin Hart? If you can't know I need to start making money because she's not happy. Why can't you make money? Well, I make money moving and doing some comedy shut down for a while. I feel like I was on a nice little rise in comedy Yeah, and Everything shut down. You feel like you get a build like there was because I feel the same way like I was on a nice little rise in comedy and everything shut down. Do you feel like you get a build? Like there was, because I feel the same way like there was, no, it was just a show. There was this movement up where the whole game was happening.

Yeah. And now we have to reset everything and get up that fucking hill again. I was supposed to feel it, my lord. I did, I had a Comedy Central F hour. Right. I showed it to my mailman. I mean, no, that's what, like I had to, it's all the episodes. I'm saying everything I've been on Central F hour. Showed him my mail man. No, that's what, like, I had to, it's all the evidence.

I'm saying everything I've been on has been canceled. I wasn't bragging, I'm saying. I'm saying. Comedy Central does like this. Fight back, fight back. I know, no, I'm not sure you did. Because I'm saying. Yes, don't fight back, it's not, it's, you just,

because I was saying it, not as a brag, but saying like, I got these things, things stuff was gonna happen. Now, what's supposed to happen next? Everybody would know they're not supposed to you got twenty dollars. I know buy some socks tomorrow All right, well, I was asking you guys for advice, but yeah, what you gonna make? I'm not gonna make funny What is your wife designed socks when you pick up a couch and with your knees. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not.

You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not.

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You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. How about your main job? Yeah, no, so I'm gonna do what you're doing with your 20. I'm gonna actually buy, I'm gonna get some wings now. No, buy your kid something with that 20. Buy him a toy. No, no, no, no, no. He doesn't fuck him, he doesn't need anything,

he's just so many toys. He's got toys, he's got a segue and iPad, a computer, every way. Yeah, every two, I would get one from one bit to the next. Ah, segue, get, I know what you mean. I like that. I like that. I like that. Can I say something? I like it. I would have got it, but you ruined it by ex-explaining it.

You said it just like, I wish you're, all you had to say is I wish you're Ted Segwez. I know we all would have liked it. I got too excited. I do did. I got too excited. You did a segue bit. Can I get another $20?

Nope. You got to give him more. I'm just joking. No, you're 20, but I do some nice. Too high 20. No, you can You're giving him a much better. I'm just joking. No, you're 20. But I do some nice to my 20. You know, you can't give you, you give it back or you keep it. I want it. I want it.

You take it and I want you to do something nice. Go buy your dad something. He's fine. What's that? He's fine. He has a segue. He has a bunch of things from his

daughter would make him happy. It's true. Yeah, give that to give that to Richie San Boris if you can come back to the band Sorry anyways, what are you bringing them up for? Does that mistake? I'm used to the viewers being cynical. What why are you bringing this up? No, not all the mistake, right? Nicole Oh my god, he's giving out. She's failing miserably. Nicole, where's the why are you not on the microphone? Who the fuck is? Why are you bringing that up?

What? He said, I don't know. It's an interesting we have to have a staff meeting Michael McDonald video Can you get me one poem on a piss a water go take a piss yeah, go piss Bobby. Let's rap Feeling and oh, we're rapping with you Can't wait to never have you on the wall. No, you're good. I'm gonna have me back. I don't like him I think you do we don't maybe I do maybe I don't I Think it is my business you do you want she snuck you back in this new deal. I know First money

You're shutting him down. No, he's on JFL. Yeah, why did you JFL? He's very good four years ago five years ago Yeah, you really got a capitalized on when it's fresh Yeah, yeah, everything fresh is off the line calling you know, yeah, so now I'm here trying to make friends with Bobby Not going really You'll come out of my backup plan with red she's in the pisser I'm fired. I'm kidding. I'm joking with you. I don't fucking know that I'm fighting I'm kidding. You know I'm joking with you. I don't fucking know that if I just told you that I'm fine. You're doing great. My third plan is to be back of key borders. We're dead

Are you done? I'm done. I'm not you am I'm scared. I'm done I'm gonna give you a 20 back if you go move that chair over to that corner there you're used to it come on that you just get him up at that end there you had a great game out here you had a great you had a great moving joke Is this an open challenge? I don't throw people I know I know I know I don't I would have hit you in the fucking I know that the last time I did I cracked your guys were yeah in the fucking I know that's the last time I did I cracked the guys were up. Yeah, I don't know. I wasn't physically through it in his head. Yeah, it was an napkin.

Yeah, this is an Ireland. We're not in a pub. You fucking dirty. Fucking Nick. I threw it as head. Who gives a box? Yeah, this podcast is, I know, fucking night. Well, we fucking bringers.

I'm just why didn't do it? Who did not bring us? He's has a half hour You just guess that My new favorite comics column. I love Sometimes you don't know how to pick him. I pay he's very funny ripped up you 20 rich a couple good Well, you rip up the 20. Yeah, what the fuck? That's alright. That's funny. That's like radio No, it would be I actually held it in the day. It would be it would be magic if you put it back together. It'd be property. Can you put it back together? Yeah, then you can say, oh, Wimbledon. Sorry, I should have gotten that

up faster anyway. I'm gonna head out. Where you going? No, I got out of his thing. Oh, yeah, I'm kind of getting it now. Oh, it's ironic. Yeah, it's not ironic. Those are ways to Reo around the thing. There's a lot of weird stuff says things that you don't think he's gonna say he's like a mini-applici What is that a compliment? Don't say that Why there's some great comic shot name one Name one. Oh name exactly. Oh, what's your What's your, I got a real Bamford from Minneapolis. There you go. One of the best comics in the fucking country.

There you go. Yeah, he named one. I'm the male Maria Bamford. You said it, Rich Fuss. Who else is from Minneapolis? Couple of them. Hey. This son, this is it.

Yeah, there is. You can't name four. You can't name four You can name three day more dollars funny. He's not from there. Yes, he is he know. We can he's from Minnesota Minneapolis He's so many Apple do these from Nebraska. No, he isn't your fuck look at up on his wicket. You want a bet? Yeah Oh, you want to be double dogs. I'll be How do you want to be a baby double dogs? I bet I Don't eat snuck a fat joke out there. No, it was a double dog joke. I love devil I know my daughter fucking snuck off and bought a whole box of your supermarket took her bike there because I bought a one and she loves them What just happened was this the one you can take the one you can't Sorry, yeah, I like it

I like it. I like it. It's funny. I can't get him work, but he's funny. I'm not fucking Michael. Michael eyes. What's the thing? He doesn't do anything. I'm glad you're not like you might be dead. What? You don't have to gum anymore? No, it's in my lip Like you told me it feels good. I like it. You talk to me. Hey Voss we're doing the show You're fucking stop you're not on a bus ass all You're talking to the mic to leave. I mean, this isn't just conversation time Whatever What the fuck you can't ask me to leave we can't hear you I'm going to get laughs. What the fuck?

You can't ask me to leave. We can't hear you. You're right. You hear. You are. It's been talking like this. I can hear you. The people that download the show can hear you.

Oh. Oh. Yeah, that's a boy. That's a boy. That's the only people that I don't have a listen to this. I think someone else does. No, you're big. Joe, I don't come fast.

No, I meant his podcast. Oh my God. That guy brought it up on stage at WimPilton. WimPilton? Whatever, it's kind of understand. I just, oh, this week is the fucking, uh, how long we been on the call? Is it the old text me Nicole? The old talk to me fucking Nicole. This week is the fucking uh how long we been on the call? Is the up text me Nicole. She's the up to me fucking Nicole. This week is the open do that fill you next week

Do you have any picks on the open on what the open is this week? No, I don't give a fuck about tennis It's no the British. I don't give a fuck about golf. Oh You think I picking a golfer to win a fuck the open. I see open. I don't give a fuck. Rory Mackerel. Rory McDonald's. Any Rory. Why you really care about that shit? Just a fucking open. What does that mean? It's the open. It's the fourth major. I don't know. I don't. There's the four major. I don't really care about that shit. I don't care about sports like that anymore.

I love sports. I'll watch the US Open with you. If we were somewhere, I watched soccer last week. I watched Italy. Fucking, that was amazing. Fucking great game. I actually like soccer now. Fuck the English.

Now football, whatever the fuck it is. Why do you don't like the English? You said the English, the English and women are what they don't like in Ireland. Yeah, no particular order yet. Yo, because they, what are you, I just have a bit of a rivalry. Yeah.

You don't know about that? Can I ask you a question about, do you guys have hooligans in Ireland? Yeah. Now do you guys fight at games, at football games? Yeah, they do, but it's only two of the teams. What teams? Um, Shamrock, Rovers and Bohemians. But the problem thing is a lot of the English come over for a weekend and fight for those teams. They fight those teams. They come over

from England and then they'll represent one of the Irish teams and they fight each other because there's less security and it's easier to fight. Have you ever fought? No, I have not now. Would you do that? No, I'd why I'd break to the head or Don't be but I isn't organized it's organized to the level where it's it's not until even to do with the football teams They just they're on a random Tuesday. They'll go to a different Tuesday on a Tuesday. Wait, wait, you jump out of the fans fight. They call the hooligan, the Burr, soccer hooligan. They call them the firms. Yeah.

They have firms like it like a gang. They're all planned from the stadiums. So they're not even allowed near the stadiums on match days. So they have to leave, even if you're a from Manchester in your band, you have to leave your city for the day during the games, but then they all just fight in a random field. It's very organized, they pick it, and they fight in a field just,

we don't need to shit out of each other. But then there's a time when somebody wins and they just call it off, right? I think they kind of retreat or something. You kind of just know it's won, I think, or the cop show up, things like that. It's wild, it's bored kids, really. Yeah, but it's like you kind of just know it's one I think or the cop show up things like that's kind of it's wild It's board kids are really yeah, but it's so amazing to me like that those like street fights like that are so organized Yeah, yeah, well, they just fight like it's not a big thing

I think they just call on Facebook or whatever and the message you showed it and they go all right I see a Wednesday 9 o'clock in this field and Like a watching square park. There was just like yeah group of 30 kids on one side and 30 on the other Yeah, they just beat the shit out of each other They did the sharks in the chest. Yeah, I like that. It's like Westside store. Everyone's ugly Why do they all fight? I don't watch the games. It's not to do it in the game at all It's just for political stuff. It's just kids one of my rage. It's just kids one of no the Irish don't do it

Really it's more of an English thing Okay, well, but sounds like that happens to New Jersey on the Jersey Shore growing up towns would fight each other I mean town just right because it wasn't organized like an organic thing like I used to bed for you We used to fight each other parks. We had like North Park tops park Spicer park and they would fight each other. We would what park we would play kick. I was in toughs I was in the Italian park. Yeah. That dug a park, you know, we would do it at town fairs. Yeah.

We used to go to each other's parks and beat the shit out of each other. Why? We never did that. I don't know. Kids just fight right? Our town they had guns. They do. Wow.

When I grew up, you would fight, you'd have a weapon like a bat or a piece of fucking one of those like a hose. One of those knives. A hose. Yeah, that's the worst of the way. Oh, it's a good one. That's a good one. If we get whacked in the side of the head with a fucking hose. No, I have not.

Like a lasso? It's shocking. No. Like the whole garden hose. That way you imagine the whole thing. Yeah, I'm Wonder Woman. No, like garden hose. What are you doing?

Look at this. Fucking fucking gun out. Oh my god, you got a switch plate on you. Dude, what are you doing? Let me see it. I'll Wonder Woman. No, like garden hose. What are you doing? Look at this. Fucking. What is gone out? Oh my god, you got a switch plate on you. Dude, what are you doing? Let me see it. I'll do it. I'll find her to take.

I'll do that on your camera. I'll get the knife. What are you doing? Just shush. Boss Fode's DNA. I think you're anything. I have a comb. Hmm.

When you're a shark, you never seen a comb. That wasn't a comb. Come my hair with it. Okay, snitch. It was a comb. Why wouldn't he, his snitch face? I know. What a comb. That wasn't a comb. Coma hair with it, go ahead. Okay, snitch. It was a comb. Why wouldn't he, he has snitch face. I know. What a fucking gieze.

It was a knife. Everyone was a knife. I saw it. It was a brush. It was a hairbrush. He never seen this. It was illegal. Oh, you know, it was a hairbrush.

It's a brush. Did you say, I never saw a hairbrush. Never. I mean, I'm going balls. I get it. I get it at 64. You're fine. find where you're gonna be this what your plugs No segue still at this weekend In Fairfield Connecticut I believe what what were you gonna be in Fairfield what what place is that?

The outdoor one yeah, Uncle Vinnie's it? No, it's a different one. Let me check. Oh, good for you. I'm glad you're plugging it, I hope you're career goes good. I'm glad you just careered your grave needs a little. What do you got? What do you got?

I got, this is broadcasting live, right? Right now, baby. I'm at the stand tomorrow at seven and nine. Uh, going away from the, sorry. I don't know, I just like to whistle. I've got a, who whistle? You got to stand at seven. I'm not to stand at seven.

Oh, I'll see you there, but I'm, yeah. I'm doing a, I'm running a new 45. Oh, I'm not a who whistle. You got to stand at seven. It's talking about my family growing up and where'd you grow up? I grew up in Vermont, upstate New York, but there's a lot of bullshit. I've got a lot of medical issues. Talk about that. It's gonna be funny.

What do you mean? What do you get? What's growing? I didn't go through puberty. It was 21, so I have to take hormones all the time. I guess I'm throwing my pituitary gland. Yeah. I kind of try and talk about how that affected me

in a longer funny way. I know. Are you kidding me? It's going to be funny. I'm sorry. It's going to be funny. I finally engaged in this guy. You finally looked me in the eyes for the first time.

And we were fucking having a moment. You got to pull your snoring technique. I don't want my chrysanthemum. I'm very embarrassed to talk about this show. Very embarrassed. With anyone man's show, it's fucking embarrassing. But please, I'm going to be a shot. So because you think about like Billy Crystal being like,

so my family, you know, I did. It was embarrassing. Ah, dude, look, first of all, you probably already did an hour, right? You have an hour. Yeah. You just trying to fucking, you doing that a new way of comedy,

doing something different. I want to do one that's focused on some of the topics, instead of just a bunch of jokes matched together. I like that. I'm doing that. I like it. I like that. That's interesting. I love those things. Interesting to me. I appreciate it. Well, you don't like that. I love it.

Why are you fucking giving by? Why do you want to bully me? You try to bully me out of liking that on- I'm not trying to first of all. Why are you going to see first of all? Just say it. I don't need it to be first and of all. Okay, let me tell you something. Okay, I love one man shows. I love that kind of stuff. When if he was starting to talk about a tumor, I'd be fucking

right there with him. What? I hope you get a tumor. I'll talk about your tumor in my show. What do you got? This weekend I'm at Mohiegan Sun. Who I love that club. How many nights? Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I can't wait. You know, I love the club.

One show. Yes. God damn it. And I just did this fucking Louisiana, the Lafayette comedy. I'm not son. Sorry. I was gonna, it was about you getting in there.

Oh, go ahead. No, you go. Okay. And the 23rd, me and Florentine, I'm gonna eat sprugs with square mall. And then next month, it's literally behind the JC Petty. Isn't it quite a good one?

You're literally in a fucking parking lot. In a parking lot in the middle. Behind the JC pennies, then I don't think it's open anymore. And wait, listen, it's a good great, great, great cake. Then next month, I'm in Florida. What's that one you did to zone? Where is that in Florida? Then a comedy zone and it's in Port Charlotte.

It says it right there. Oh, and then I'm at literally says it right. Port Charlotte, and then I'm in Austin, Texas. Yeah, it'sankfest, right? No, at Creaking Cave. How funny is Ari and Shangulous that Ari called up the club that's doing Skankfest. He goes, Hey, when are you available dates before Skankfest goes, well, that we have open date the day before Skankfest, he goes, okay, I want to book that. He goes, well, let me check with Lewis

and we're back in to make sure it's okay. He goes, no, no, no, it's not gonna be. It's gonna be, he goes, well, they might get mad. He goes, they'll absolutely get mad. This is gonna be a problem. This is gonna be a really fucked up. I want that date. We want to book a show before a skankfest, the day before

and charge for it. So they go on, it's like the not Skankfest show. Who is it? Are we are in and Shane Gillis? No white, but you're at so fast. They would be able to book a show. It's just to piss Lewis off. That's how they booked the show, but he sold out. So he doesn't get a go.

No. Yeah. So then I'm going to get everyone come down early. That extra day. Oh my God. The brazier fucking so little fringe festival. That fringe for exactly. Um, but yeah, poor child. It's great.

I'm going there very soon. I'm gonna be Monday and I can I go back to my end of the month. Yeah, after me. I have no, go ahead, buddy. Question. All right. So I'm in the stress factory comedy club, which is bridge bridge port July 16, then 17.

Can you see it all? Can you see it all together? Because I you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you Breachport Connecticut. Yes. Okay. This weekend July 16th and 17 July 16th 70 fantastic. Then follow weekend. I'm opening for Lewis J Gomez in San Diego's the American comedy club July 26th. I like it. 23rd and 24th. Then on the Monday following that we're doing a show at the comedy store in LA. It's called the Prave. That's July 26th. How does he treat you on the road? Who Lewis Lewis is great? Yeah Yeah, Lewis is really good to me. No one's probably treat me better in comedy. Oh good man That's good him and Micraseena my micraseena Funny man. I'm doing a moving job with him tomorrow. Have you?

I just felt like we're connecting that you're fucking hormones kicking it. I think it is I just felt like we're connecting. Is that your fucking hormones gigging? I think it is. I think they're dropping out. Your balls just dropped out. I don't know. Thumbs up and I don't like it. I like it.

Did you really pick that? Have you ever seen that like, or seen he's fucking funny? Yes, I have. He's great. Funny. You're a fucking guy. Where did he come in?

He came in someplace in tour the roof. He's from New England. He's from up there, I think. He's from New Jersey. He's definitely from New Jersey. He's not from New England. No, no, no. Anyways, I'll be a Skankfest set, but I sold out. So forget about it. I so check it out. Go to robbercatalive.com for all my dates. I'm going to be if Nicole had a microphone, she would help me with this, but I'm going to do it.

Or Gabby could do it. You want me to do it? Yeah, Gabby do it. Where are we? July 26. You're going to be at the stand. July 29 through July. Just for the, just for laughs, nasty show is on the, on that date.

So it's going to sell out if it already has a sell out. So nasty show at the stand on the on the 26. So gay tickets. It's recording the show live. It's going to be a great night. It's just for laughs. Go ahead. July 29th through July 31st, you're in port Charlotte at Visani Comedy Theater with Mike Calta. Yeah. Love him. I love him. August 12th through August 15th. You're an East Providence Road Island a comedy connection road Island So great. Yeah, and then third Thursday, August 26th to the 28th. I'm in punchline Philly I mean these are all my clubs that I love and then of course in September

I am at the 10th the 12th through the 12th that sides putters one of my favorite clubs of all time just go to my website robocbercatalive.com. Make sure you subscribe and hit the like button and make sure you leave a comment. And also go to robbercatalive.com, patreon.com slash robbercally. And can I finish? No, I just, I know, but you can just talk. It was about you. What?

No, go you know, have a creature cage tour in Long Island. Yeah was about you. What? No, go you've no, have a Kreach for kids tour in Long Island. Yeah. September. Yeah, hopefully it's still going. We're going to see if I think it's on the website. Well, it's right there. I know. We're going to creeps with kids. You said, no, scram. I was honestly asked what was it called? Now see what you did. It is my fucking thing. Now he's yapping. You're yapping. No, it's not him, it's you. It's me, it's you.

I take it, I take full responsibility. It's you. Stop touching him. Sorry, I'm coming. I'm sad. This is a fucking cluster, fuck. So make sure you go to comicwearables.com too. Look who we got up there.

I just got your face done. Where, what are you talking about? Is it up there? Yeah, I have one. You got rich boss. I have a boss shirt. How did you get it? You're not supposed to have that. They sent me a shirt of who sent you anything. They got the comic wear. Kevin. Kevin, can we keep it tight? What are you talking about? Keep it tight. If you keep it tight, I'm in that. Wait, you're in what? Keeping it tight. You're in the tight. I'm in the tight. Oh my God.

For sure. I can't wait a second. You're selling shirts with me on them. It's not going to me. It's going to you. Like this Dan and him and that doesn't go to me. That goes to you. Oh, whatever.

If you want to, it's not up on the page. Shit, go ahead. So it says the legend. Yeah, go ahead. So none of that money goes to me. It goes to those individual people. He pay pals. That's cool.

And there you go. Can I pop one on there? No, it has to be a good con. Oh, sure, yeah. At the end of the afternoon, next hour, you can put it up there. 45 minutes, let's not kick this. At the end of the month, I met the Brigada Chauvin. Oh, me too, as well.

Are you there? Jesus Christ. I took a Brigada. No, I'm not. I'm just checking. I'm just a little wiped. I'm there. I have a podcast called Good to Day and the Ugly.

So. Um, can I do my plugs? Please. I want my picture. I want my, I want to picture. You have a picture. Where is it? It's not on there.

It's not on there yet. That's it. But you have it. I have one. Combat this guy. It's not rich for us. I have a comic whereables.com. If you guys want to get anything YKWD. I feel like if you want

Sorry Anything YKWD all the shit's up there go there for God's sakes. Hey, I can't get my uh, how do we get my cameo money into my bank account? Stuck in cameo Look that up. What else do we have to plug? Bobby's bad. I'm not. I'm really not.

You see, man. No, that was funny. I'm not. What do we have to plug? I'm tired. Everybody's tired. I've been up since seven. So why?

What do we have to plug? Um, my plugs, maybe? No, did you do it yet? No. OK, I do. Cool. I have a monthly show at the stand, guess what it's Wednesday the next one is July 20th Which is a Tuesday that is next week and that I'm gonna be in Chicago 29 through the first Zanies laugh factory opening up for Julian McCullough and

Follow me on Instagram at cabbie's Brian. Yes. I like him. I like Julian. It's so funny Yeah, I like it. Oh, I never podcast called unabashed podcast All right, well there we go now we're going into overtime guys. We got to read these things. What is this? All right, so here's the deal make it or what is make it bigger? Too far away. Okay, make it bigger. Okay, here you go. We got to read the names Ross You guys read the 10 dollar names. You know I do this right? All right, boss You got to do a little something extra for the $10 people. I'll read the other ones.

Rory Mooney, thank you very much, Mita. And who's that? Bradley Monks. Thank you very much. And Jared, what's up, buddy? Thanks for being a member of the Patreon. Really appreciated. Australia.

This is like, I'll be doing this podcast. Yeah. Right, read it. I can't see it. It's kind of blurry. It is blurry. Why is it blurry? Isle talk. All right, whatever. No, it's the Votex. Where? Yeah. It's the Votex. Yeah.

The Votex. The Votex. Passes the Votex. Passes the Votex. Welcome to the Patreon. Okay, MiG 75. Welcome. And then we'll go go who's this one? It looks just like L IQ This is not I'm not doing a good job this part. I hello. What are you going? I go read it. Yeah, but you need the mic junior glasses

Micah You can use this mic if you want, but that's that's all yellow right? I L.O God we got we got Tanner a the next one is of course Gabby stink wrinkle. I like Gabby stink wrinkle. Yeah, I read that Gabby Gabby stink wrinkle. I really love you. You're so amazing. John. Yes. Thank you. I love Gabby stink wrinkle. It's awesome. So John Nickerson. What's up, buddy? Thank you so much. Sioux and Taylor, give it to her. Sioux and Taylor, great to have you on the pod. Thanks for listening.

We appreciate your support. Oh, that was good. I did like that Rob Mel. What's up, buddy? Thanks for, and who's the other one? Bitty, weird. What is that? Bit by a bird.

Bit by a bird. That's what I'm saying. Say it again with your anger. Bit by a bird. Bit by a bird. Bit by a bird. What's next? I never tell you about the your accent. Bit by a bird. Bit by a bird. Bit by a bird. What's next? I never tell you about the time I was bit by a bird.

City Griffo. Thank you so much for listening to the podcast. Is that Clay Griffon? Clay Griffon. What did you say? City Griffo? City Griffon. Clay Griffon.

Thank you so much for listening to the podcast. For the last time in the pod, we were pushing the port. The hundred a month? Yes. See you once. We've got to put you ever one for a hundred a month. Yes. Yeah. Oh, I've got to get an extra one for that. Stefan some can you read it on. No, no, no, go Stefan.

I guess. Oh, go. Stefan. Do you also know what's that rich? You also have scoliosis. Nothing. Nothing's going for me. I actually told because you know testosterone makes your growth plates harden.

So I grew to this size. Grow plates. I'm like kind of Andre the Giant disease where I'm going to grow until I'm dead. Anyway, what's that last? What's that last? He's got extra stuff. I'm going to I'm going to die in a floor wheeler and Fran. I can't find.

Can you read that for me? Come on. It's a step on. I know. I'm a wrestling obsessive. I think it's Stefan Breham. So, Stefan Breham, B-O-R-E-H-M. Brem. Stefan Breham, thanks for coming by the pod.

100 dollars. We appreciate your patronage. That's not bad. It's pretty good to give a hat. That's not bad. You must have a lot of disposable ink. Yes. Well, he gets something for that.

I forget where you get. We're going to get back to you on that. 100 dollars. Get a shirt of Rich was his face. You get I want to thank I want to thank everybody from patreon Being a member all you guys who signed up this month all the names you just read Five dollars ten dollars two hundred dollars. I really appreciate you guys being a part of this with me Huh, I hope you guys enjoyed the extra part of the show being a part of this with me. Hope you guys enjoyed the extra part of the show. Sorry, he's looking over there like there's another screen.

Sorry, he's dumb. Leave him alone. He's 64. He's 64. Yes, he is. So will you still need me? Will you? When?

I don't know the words. Feed me. Oh, really? I want to test thoughts you're on. And next week it's gonna to be a whole different. Come crashing through that door like the killer man and he's going to be your ass. Make sure you check up all these tell them the names you're getting real quick. Oh, we've Casey James Salingo.

And Casey J Salingo on all platforms. Say something rich. We've got the ledge. Thank you, touch. Yeah, we have column Tyrell. Where that rig is? Is it scary? I hate it. What? Let me see. So eyeball ring. There's so much. Well, pretty cool. Make sure you check out Gabby. Of course, Mike Vsweras at Mike Vsweras. Check out all his dates. He's going to be all around and make sure you check out my dates. Robert killer live.com. We'll see you guys next week. You know what? You guys are

the best, bye. you