Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Rick Glassman, Brent Morrin | Conch Blawnche

Episode Date: January 29, 2023

This week Rick Glassman and Brent Morin join Bobby to talk Rug Stores, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnsons relationship with Brent, and putting Bobby's acting to the test! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DUDE and get on your way to being your best self. Our listeners can get 30% off mattresses PLUS 2 free pillows, or get 40% off when you bundle a mattress with their award-winning adjustable base. Use promo code YKWD at GhostBed.com/ykwd for a limited time. Robert Kelly "Kill Box" AVAILABLE NOW at LouisCK.com https://twitter.com/robertkelly https://instagram.com/robertkellylive http://youtube.com/@ykwdpodcast https://twitter.com/YKWDpodcast http://instagram.com/ykwdudepodcast https://www.facebook.com/YkwdPodcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hoy es un día de eso de no saber cómo va a acabar el día. Donde nadie pregunta de dónde viene, sino por qué no te viene. Y una ronda es el tiempo que pasa en preno, conocernos y no creer olvida. Hoy es un día de eso que Madrid nos vía. Hoy es un día de eso que Madrid nos encuentra. Maú, la vida es más vida cuando nos encontramos. Encuentra los bares de Madrid, la dicción especial de Madrid nos liga. Un humenaje de mao, a Madrid. en todos tus dispositivos. Pluto TV, ven a verlo sin pagar nunca. Siempre que se mantenga las terconstancias económico-financeras del solicitante en el momento de la solicitud. the This is the original. It's right. All right. Everybody, welcome.

No. Hello. I will not tell you what he said. I will not tell you. Even if him, we'll look like we're probably sh-. Brent. No. Shush.

Both of you. Shush. Welcome to YKD, everybody. Patreon, people, welcome. Love you so much. Thanks for joining patreon.com, Sash, Robert Kelly. If you're watching on YouTube, please just hit that subscribe button and the like button, It's the Algaritham, dude. It's the Algaritham. What does that mean, the Algaritham? I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you right now. I have a great, I'm so excited to have my friend on today.

I, you know, we've only met each other a couple of times, and I really love him. Brett Moran. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, have a great, I'm so excited to have my friend on today. We've only met each other a couple of times and I really love him. Brett Moran, I'm a fantastic guy, but not you. It's this motherfucker, Rick Glassman, who...

We could hear it. I mean, how you doing, buddy? This is a weird day because I did your show today. Yeah. And now you're doing my show. Two different shows. That's funny. I don't look it that way.

I feel like we did a show together earlier and we're doing it again now. I don't feel like anything was mine. That's what we should do. We should actually put a version of this out, like the director's cut, where it just goes from your show to my show. And you can watch the whole thing.

Yeah, if you want to do that, let's do it. Why don't we end mine with the beginning of yours and say, see the rest, you know. Yeah, that's great, perfect. But we'll figure it out. How do we end it like this? And we just wake up, because I was sleeping on your bed. He's really funny, he just takes a minute.

I take a minute, it's gonna take an hour. Okay. No, I like him. Now, I don't even know you. We've never met. That's nice. And you have some friends here too. You have one of the prettiest women I've ever met in my life. I mean, I'm literally, when I look at her,

I have to actually breathe in and take a breath. That's how pretty she is. She's stunning. She reminds me of Brook Shields in that movie she did. Right, yeah. The Blue Lagoon! I mean, I wasn't thinking it. It was, blue lagoon.

You dirty, man. What was the one before that? There was one before that that we don't mention because she was underage. Well, that one I don't know. It was called Little Darling's or Little Miss Cippies or Little Miss Cippie's. Suck my small boobies.

I think, no, that was another one. That was the French translation. French translation was that weird. And then we have another friend of yours. I don't know his name David Sullivan. David Sullivan who is directed movies. He's acted. He's acted.

He's a professional. What a movie you've been in, dude. My first movie once on the Asical Primer. What was it about? Primer. A low budget time travel movie. I love to put budget. Take a look at his podcast.

Yeah, take this podcast. I have low budget comedians on.ians on every. Oh, you got me and a little miss about it. But I made for she got me good. I got. I let me see. Oh, a four. That's pretty good. You got. Can we read the one? The one star? Can I read the one star? Please

don't be about David. Please, can you can you read read that to me out loud because I can't see from here? what does it say I'm just shocked by how good this movie is that's the one yeah speaking to the mic Let's just start off with the budget. It's only $7,000. It's a sci-fi movie with a complex story the script I'm just surprised wait this is the one I'm just surprised how many good shots are there and everything was done by one person Shane well

It wasn't one you were there. It's two of us and that can't be the one. That that sounds like a good one. Yeah, no, that's one star. Well, here you go. This is the one star. Read that. Max, you read it. All right. It's hard. It's small here. I'm shocked at how boring and convoluted movie is almost like 30 minutes of the movie. Oh boy. It's too small on this. The way you're reading it makes this guy who's...

Holy, so... I give you a one star or your reading. The first one on the guy's clearly drawn to the one star. So, yeah, it's way off. It's not even a complete sentence. This guy's obviously an enemy. You know, if the judge, maybe he's not as smart as you... Also, Bobby.

Yes. If brilliant move, not to read it yourself, to throw it away. he's not as smart as you. Maybe also Bobby. Yes. It brilliant move not to read it yourself to throw it away. Everybody's scared to read out loud. If he just threw the I swear to God, I can't see anymore. My eyesight is fucking and it's it's going every couple months. I have to get new prescription. I don't know what's happened. Real. I'm sorry, but I made it real.

Why are you still sweating? It's free. Come here. Bobby, you don't understand. Brent Brent. You're probably his favorite comedian ever. I'm a big fan. He's the reason you Why do you have to play it why have to make he said Favorite because that's not why I'm sweating. I'm sweating cuz we're in a enclosed shed Brent told me earlier the reason He got into comedy was because of you on that thing that you did with David tell. I'm not Israeli

I don't have that kind of fucking blood where I'm Irish. I sweat a lot. What kind of Israeli blood are you talking about? Yeah, what's going on with that? What do you mean, easy? Well, I just say, I don't have a dog in the fight, you know? What do you mean dog? Why are you saying dog? Or cats? Oh.

Kittens? Cats, cats like the Jewish cat? What do you mean the Jewish cat? What do you mean about the Jewish cat? What do you mean by Jew? Hey, listen. Oh, I said it. No, but, but all jokes aside, I said it. No, but but all jokes aside

I think it's really important that we all recognize it just because you're Jewish doesn't mean you're bad No, I you don't sweat as much. Yeah, well, wait, wait, take me to my dermatologist and tell me that I love it. I dermatologist and say that again He goes to the one autism What do you mean? No, I don't mean that. What do you know autism? It's a pure superhero power.

That's what I mean. Yeah, there's a lot of great shows about that. There's a lot of great shows and you're on one of them. That's fantastic. I love it. I was talking about as we see it on Amazon Prime. Oh, we're at typical or that other one. That's something about the good doctor.

The good doctor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's one of my favorite shows. You know who turned me on in that show my son Really I came in when I he's watching the good doctor. What are you watching great show dad? Check it out now That's all we watch one of my good friends is on that show page sparrowed. Do you know page no? Which one is it? We'll pull up page from the good doctor. We'll see how long it takes one two three. Oh, let's see how you can count six

I'm done seven Seven is it seven? Mm-hmm eight. Good number. I'm good nine ten eleven and say twelve Did you guys check out the new uh- 13 here we go. Who is it? WD where they count for? Let's see a photo. There you go. Yeah, do this in real time. Oh wait a minute Who is she? She's a, oh, Freddy's, Freddy's, let me tell you something about her. Man,

is she a cutie, betoody? Great actress. I mean, she's a great actress, but she's so, you know, I met her through this actor. Good actors, no good actors. I met her through Dave. Really? How did, how did you meet her? Do we, why don't you just get on, Mike? Why are you sitting over there? Just get on. Can you come sleep with me? Yeah, can we get a microphone for him, Joe?

Get another microphone. Get a mic. And, and, and, and, and, and, I'm sweating like I can do. I'm sweating like I can do. I'm sweating like I can do. You know what? And I work as a professional model.

I, I mean, dumb question on my part. What do you do? I don't know, I'm a professional model. You didn't decide professional. I got the professional part God if you were an amateur they're stupid people that doesn't mean that does no such thing as stupid What do you mean? What do you mean stupid people? What do you mean by stupid the Jews? Why not? Replace us

I did that in that one hashtag not cancel There you go guys smo smoosh into that. You guys get it on the show. Um, easy, easy. Well, I can't say you're using a lot of old Hollywood terms here. You're a cutie petudie. Smushon it. Smushon in an old Hollywood term.

I just picture an old agent or producer saying stuff like that. Oh, if you're not a professional model, then they don't know what they're doing. Smushon it. Come on. Come on. Get Randy with each other. You know, before we forget, we should get a picture of you and Bobby, your parents would freak. Why? His parents are huge fans of yours. Unbelievable. Why are you still sweating? He gets hot. He runs hot. He's my best buddy. He runs hot. What? What? You bringing that sweat up because in my head, I'm going,

they can't tell him. But they can tell. I'm like the fucking cast of cheers. You ever watched cheers. They're all sweating. You mean the guy from Boston who grew up in the fucking 80s? Have I watched cheers? Yes. Every week. I'm like fucking Craig Robinson. Wow. During the pizza commercials. What do you mean a black guy? Yeah. What do you mean a black guy? What black people with Kenny pizza? He's hilarious. They can't sweat. Oh, they sweat. Oh yeah, they can sweat. Yeah. I was a huge I am a huge fan of yours. Oh, that's great. I pray you don't have to say that. What's when you favor bits of his? No, dude, that why would you do that? I know my big big years. Why my favorite bits of yours? I think you either can you not double point at me either

pick just one finger the pinky freaks from the pranos. Yeah, I don't know. You give me the fucking Italian deathhorns. I don't like that. What do you mean horns? I get more, you know, the horns of the, uh, I had nothing there. You know what you have to do? Yeah. Yeah, I remember you did a joke. I think it was on Jimmy Kimmel years ago.

Like, uh, maybe I was in middle school. I barely made it off that show. And watch that. You want to see me almost bomb or kind of bomb on a show was it Kim was one of them but you talked about how your dad never said I love you but then when he did you lose your shit oh that was Kim oh that's actually a good bit it goes like this booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby bo Bbubby. Buss. My dad don't love me. No, I was the bit. It was, oh, my mom says I love you so much. Every time I leave the house, every day,

I love you. I love you. I love it means nothing. My dad said I love you once when I graduated high school. He was, you know, and I fucking lost it. He was like, son, I was like, yeah, dad, he said, I love you. I was like, hey, what do you mean?

I love you, man, you've never said it. I love you, I love you. You've never said it. I love you. I think I need to go. All right. All right, relax. That's what he said. That's what he said.

That's what he said in life. But not that. He meant the cigarette London. By me not saying anything, it means I'm complicit. So I want to make sure I say again, black people are allowed to sweat. That's all I'm saying.

That was just just third. My brother's gay. And my brother. Was this your third dad? No, that was my third dad. Yeah, the good dad. The good dad. That's the nice show.

Do you like the good dad better than the good doctor? The good, I did like the good dad, but I wish the good dad had a good doctor because the good dad died three years ago. He said that. Oh, geez. Wish the good dad had the good doctor. He's a good doctor, ain't bad. Wish the good dad of the good doctor is a good doctor. I'm back. Which the good dad had the good doctor because the

good doctor and the good dad. The good dad did the good doctor and the good doctor. It's so funny to watch it. Irish guy tried to be box with no lips. Good slap him in the lips so he can get a better sound. My god, she you could. Is that on? Is that on? I don't hear it. Talking to it. I can't. It's not on. Yeah, it's not on you guys are running a real bad show. I mean it is really hot. I might be the off. I might be the out might be the port. It might be the connection there. No, I don't know what that means. Is it on or off?

I need to be talking. Anyways, okay,, well can we do that producer of the show? Because I really can't. Joe, is somebody Danny? Can you help him? You know what? What we call filler. Let's put him over here right there. Thank you, Max.

You know the other thing I like is I watch. I constantly watch Tough Crowd on YouTube. Tough Crowd was, I mean, I mean, I didn't even know what Tough Crowd is, do you? By, how old are you? Fuck. It's just, it's, it's, it's like crazy. She doesn't even know what Tough Crowd is.

What about the A team? Wow. What about you got anything, bring up something that she might not know. She knows how to just let us, let us not, not buster balls the entire time, you know. Women are, it's not busts balls, it's make sure to feel good. Women are important.

And I'm sick. I'm so illotic. What are you saying about women? They're what? They're what? Why don't you need, you know what? Why don't care, I don't care if you show this. Yeah, I think that women matter.

Really? Yeah, I think that all women are beautiful. Do they need to be ugly ones? Do they need a man to say that that? Yes, they need advocates just like we need advocates. Why don't you just like women around? You're dead. I needed a good doctor.

We all need people to get our backs. We could teach the generations ahead of us. You're very aggressive. You're very aggressive. Yeah, well, guess what? You're aggressive. Knock, knock. Who's there?

Women women who and who women who? Right, it's good. It's good. Sure. Let's get that chair women who man They've been silent for too long and now you're on the meat your voice. That's awesome Thank you so much. Yeah, he lost his voice the other day.'ve found it though. I want to bring you sons of anarchy and make sure you start in it. I'll do that. He wasn't just fine. Yeah, they are. Well, you were justified. Can I say something?

Just started watching it again. My favorite show on is on. Are you on the old one? Are you going to be on the new one? Did redo it in eight episodes? They want me on the new one, but I don't know if I'm going to be done. Why the fuck not?

What? Oh, you're at that point in life? I got things going on. I'm out. I'm going to jump out the window. I'm going to jump out the window. So season Oh, you're at that point of life? I got things going on. I'm gonna jump out the window. I'm gonna jump out the window. It's always season two where the guy puts the baby out of the pregnant girl.

Yes. Did you see that one? Yes, that's me. I play a really bad guy. Can't even tell. Watch this, watch this. David, watch this. You're an English dancer from the 1700s

who just found out you have syphilis and you can't give birth. I watch this. All right, you do it And you heard her dancing instructor And six seven eight My penis my penis hurts coach. So good. We are so good. We are I don't think the word coach

Sorry, there you go. Yeah, penis. Yeah, I do like that. back. Sire. Sire, big. Oh yeah. Venus. Deb, you tongue. I do like that. I do like that. Let me do this right now. You're Watson, you're Sherlock. You just found a hooker's head in it.

Sherlock and Watson, it's a detective. No, they haven't, but she's a girl now. A woman. Yeah, it's a girl. It's not a woman. No. It's a girl now. Don't correct me.

Do not throw me into the bus. It is a girl. Are you a girl or a woman? Not her. The Sherlock Holmes is a girl now. Oh, and that's and it's about time female. Yeah, I mean Ricky, you've been saying it for a while. You know, I was one of the few people that advocate to get make Dr. Who a woman. That's right. That's right. Yeah, Anola. I've got an Anola gay. It's actually great. I mean, ANOLA. Oh, my God. ANOLA gay. That's actually great. I mean, ANOLA. Homes. I mean, ANOLA gay was the bomb that we dropped out of Japan.

God, remember that? That was a fucking bad thing. Um, Paul Jackson. It's 11. It's Millie Bobby Brown. Millie Bobby Brown was a million. Well, you know, okay, Stephen, could you sing Dream on while you have your handgirt on your hand?

Are you already did the Steven's singing? The Steven talent. Yeah, but it was off camera. You did a lot of stuff. Was it off camera? Yeah, it was off camera. Okay. Dream on, dream on, dream on, dream on, dream on, dream on, dream on, dream on, dream on, dream on, dream on, dream on, sing for the women, sing for the cheer.

There you go. I got it. I'm good. I'm fucking rock this. I'm rock this. Am I your best friend? You're my best friend. You're my best friend, yeah. You're my best friend right now.

Right now. Right now you're my best friend. You're my second best friend. You're my third best friend. Well, I'll take it. And you're my fourth best friend. Yeah, it feels really special. Yeah, I'm sorry.

But fourth is awesome. I think it's the best. Because when he fucks up, I'm gonna go to him and then he's gonna fuck up, I'm gonna go to you, but you never fuck up. You're always number one. Why do you think that is? Because're you? You're in that scene. That's why you're just in that Rain drops on roofs and whiskers on kitten. We've talked about this. You're range Ren thinks my range is try singing the way you want to ruin

The way you want to sing could you give me an instrumental of favorite things, please And D sharp Was that cleared? We'll get it for you. It an instrumental of favorite things, please? And D-Sharp. Was that cleared? We'll get it for you. It's going to be 10 minutes, but we'll get it. Go ahead, Max. Get it for him. Well, wait, just wait.

Just wait. Let's just wait. Wait for these guys, though. You like to go high? You like to go high? Well, we'll do the Watson Sherlock thing, then. Yeah, good. Do Watson Sherlock.

Hookers head. Go. Now, us finally having friends. I'm like, we'll play this game now. Go, go, go. All right, director. Oh, stop. Sorry, go ahead. I was finally having friends. I'm like we'll play this game now go go go go go all right director. Oh Stop sorry. Oh dear Sherlock. I found the hookers head Next to this fiddle player. I don't hear it. Oh, you're a bad boy. It's now. Oh, it's all right Damn it Sherlock Rune drops on Roots and Whiskles on

Oh Sun kittens bright upper kettles and warm woolen Sherlock brown bear the back edges tied up in string Sherlock yes, what's it? Thank you, sir. Yes, what should we do with this keeps it don't touch it first of all don't touch it no But somebody has already moved. There's something in the air what? Yes. What should we do with this? Keeps like a... Don't touch it first of all. Don't touch it. No! But somebody has already moved. There's something in the air. What?

What do you think is in the air? You know, get it for me. These are a few of my favorite things. I believe you are wrong on this show. I'm never wrong. Yes you are, you know it. I move the head. That's my fault. I'll take it. But you have got to listen to me. Sherlock! Yes, Watson. I found the guy.

You did not find the guy. He's in the shadows. Watson, you're wrong. You know, I know this, Watson. You did not find the guy. He's in the shadows. What's in your wrong? Do you know? I know this Watson why because I am the guy that cut the head off and I fuck that skull all night long Shit, she is a dead horn. I don't care anymore and that's why we will part ways I Park Wings! I understand. I did the same. You did! Down in West Chester! Are you going to be able to keep that music in?

Because that's so funny. But, you know, like you worry about that shift. Speed it up. The R-rated Broadway. Can we speed that up Maximus? Yeah. Has your name that up, Maximus? Yeah. Has your name Maximus or Max Well? It's just Max. Oh, they didn't give you the fucking second part of it.

We're not gonna, uh, we're psychic by the way. I don't want to say. Your name Maximus or Max Well, it's Max. I'm seeing a Max. Son's name is Max. Yeah. Really? What's your name again?

Brent. Baron. Your new name is Baron. I like Baron. Baron Vaughan. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, Vaughan. I think it would be Baron Vaughan Moran. Baron Vaughan Moran. I don't like Moran because Moran sounds like Moran.

But that's a slightly different. And I think you're smarter than that. Oh, really watch this name. Any two numbers. Single digits. Okay, two and seven. Fifteen four. In Roman.

That's amazing. That's amazing how stupid he is. That's wild. Not asking amazing how stupid he is. That's wild. Ask him to name four states. A name four states. Okay. Depends where we're looking at.

Right now, any of them. One's with weather. Yes, go. Cold weather? I would like hot weather. Dry hot weather? Yeah, hot, not dry weather, hot weather. But wet hot is dry weather.

I want wet hot. I want wet hot. Well, now I want wet hot. I want wet hot. Well, now I want to. Ask me about humidity. You can't name four states. I can name all the states. Come on, name one. Arizona.

Name two. Nevada. Name three. California. Name one more. My headphones are all. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Prince of good, good man.

He's a good man. He's a good man. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I trust you. When you said I would, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it.

I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get now. I didn't watch it Right. I saw it but you what it I went but what did you say you what I saw it spell that for me? S-A-W saw okay, I thought you said sour and I said so I'm from Boston right now. I mean I mean Boston are Boston her it's sour. And I said, so I'm from Boston. I know. I mean, you mean Boston or Boston or

or I tell you something, I am more special. Dwayne the rock Johnson saw it posted it on not the story on his feed. What posting? Yeah, no, he, if you pull up Dwayne's Instagram and look at his followers, you can hear you. If you scream. Oh, yes. Hey, are you podcasting podcasting? No, I was just having a legal podcasting podcasting is. I just love you. Right. What? Put your headphones back on.

We were just talking about how you're a fucking, you're stupid and you know, you got a, you know, poop good. Yeah, you dress like a dance instructor on your off times. Yeah, did that this morning. Yeah, but you dress like an acting teacher now though. Thank you. Are we pulling up the rocks Instagram? Look who he's following. He's in the sport? Yeah, but you dressed like an acting teacher now though. Thank you. Are we pulling up the rocks Instagram?

Look who he's following. He's doing it now. Yeah, he followed. Yeah, he posted this is so funny. He found him organically posted this. Yeah, he posted this story. How was he to work with Olafon? It was great.

Is he great? Yeah, well, he was also a producer on the show. So like his presence is very looming. Did you know that he talked shit about one person on the whole, all five seasons of that show who's an asshole? That would or just not. That not as well.

On justified. That not as well. Yeah. You know what? Insertionally enough, it was the only thing on the show I found to be unjustified. Two, three, four. What?

Sun rays is under, whisker, sun kittens. No, we have fun here. And that's why I decided I'd come back up. Ha, ha, ha. My favorite part. God damn it, we had that going. That would have been come back My favorite part. Yeah, but we had that going that would have been beautiful my favorite part I told you this years ago when you did justify yeah, go back and watch this. I'm watching it now on season I'm literally just started season two. So you probably just saw it. I didn't see I just started first episode of season two

I just started he does this thing and won't give anything away You kicked the door open with a gun in your hand two guns with two Two guns in his hand. The way you kick that fucking, like not kick a door open, kick the this thing open with two guns, with that kind of cool, McAughty Hay accent and grab the nurse. Now it's all right. If Clint Eastwood, Clint Eastwood, a cowboy is a John Wayne or Clint Eastwood,

come back, they would dress like him. Yeah. Like I would say if Jesus came back, he's not gonna wear that. He's probably gonna wear that. Well, he was a casual Jew that everyone thought was better than he was. I can relate.

Thanks, mom. Would you say about Jesus Christ? I think that Jesus is birthday last week, by the way. Go ahead. You know, Jesus technically was born in May. No, we don't buy that. What do you mean? We don't talk about that.

Why? Because it's Christmas time. You know, history was written not by the people that know it best, but by the conquerors who won. Yeah, and people believe in history are stupid. Well, I mean, if you want to repeat it, you're stupid. Somebody from Massachusetts, you don't believe that which is existed. That phone is too old to record, so I'm not afraid of it. I got a street fight last night. Hey Well, stop you said you had a sweating and you wouldn't make freak people out in the She said you're gonna get up. I do I have a gift for you. Oh Doing gifts I forgot well for it for it's a little late. It's like

And you could give you can give this way if you want you don't have to keep it. I got you I had That's awesome. That's my podcast. The YKWD podcast. Yeah. What's my camera? You know women don't. That's the name of the podcast. I got you.

I brought a gift. I got you a hat. Wow. Oh, thank you so much. Oh, that's awesome. Thank you. Wow, that's a nice, that's a brand new one. Thank you so much.

Do you want to show the camera what that hat is? I do. Will you put it on? It's actually wrapped up Yeah, I just I didn't re-gift something with dust and a little hat. That's I mean dude. It was in my I have a nine-year-old Do you does anybody have a Lynn brushes a gift? Thank you very much Floyd Studio City. I can't read Hey nice. This is a designer glasses. Uh Floyd's barber. A studio city. Oh great.

Two more times you get a pre haircut. Awesome. I mean, I don't get haircuts, but this is great. That's at least we could do. This is it. Yeah, that's his dad's. Oh, that's his dad's rug store. Oh, my God.

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Yeah. You got it, Mark? Yeah. Really? You know that have you ever been to the glassman house? Cleveland. He talked to my dad today. Oh really? Yeah, Steve doing good my dad is a talked about this oh Thank you so much to appreciate that whoa Talk to his dad today, yeah, did you talk about it? Oh, oh Thank you so much to appreciate that. Whoa. The doctor was dead today.

Yeah, did you talk about it? We just talked about it. Oh cool. Chris here in the game. He's got great hair. Yes, he's got great hair too. You've seen a picture of my dead hair? I've, yeah dude.

After I did the podcast, I researched. I checked out. You mean you searched? No, I researched. It was already searched. Mark this. Bring that in. I'm going to need something for mine.

When we talk about searching, it just searched. Mark this. Bring that in. I'm going to need something for mine. We're talking about searching. It's just going to be just like momentum of all the podcasts that we've done backwards. This is what I love having you on us just to create the time. So you really think I'm your best friend? Like you're my best friend right now. Like for how well we know each other. Yeah, right now. Yes. Minute for minute. I'm your best. Yes. Yes. Here's why you add, you have a little sass. You're cool. You've been doing squats. You're cool. But you're a little nerdy. I hate places, but.

Well, I mean, a little nerdy, which I love, dude. I'm a big fan. I'm a secret nerd. I wish if I didn't grow up in Boston and I didn't have an abusive father and do drugs in alcohol at such a young age, I would have been a little nerd playing all kinds of games and stuff like that and I would have been having fun with my life. little nerd playing all kinds of games and stuff like that

And I would have been having fun my life. That's what you're giving your son Maximus. I am giving him that now. Yeah He's a lot of it saxophone. He loves the Love what do you say? What do you mean? What do you mean? Well, it's tough instrument. Well, I mean that's not ketone You had when you said really well, that's okay. You had really that was a new England tone You have to understand it. We do have tone issues. Yeah. No one know that I get in any audition.

You don't have tone issues? She was a little less sarcastic or a little less shitty. I feel like a saxophone is a tough thing if you have tone issues. Because there's really, it's true. Yeah, maybe do something like a piano where you could like see somebody's fingers. You know that it's a grandfather, Sid Feller.

Yeah. Arranged most of Ray Charles music, true story. And produced's fingers. You know that it's a grandfather, Sid Feller, arranged most of Ray Charles music, True Story, and produced. I didn't know that. Wrote a whole musical, Disney musical on a plane, right? No Disney. Not Disney. Not Disney. But he didn't write like an animated thing on a plane.

No, he would write the war country music on a plane. This is really uncomfortable. What I love about that, I like that. Rock follow the rock. Can we ever find it? Yeah. Pull up the rock. You found it, pull it up.

Just pull it up. Now go to, here we go. We start in a TV show together. Cool. Me and him. What TV show? Three years on an NBC six. What fucking show?

Look right there, the rock, look, look, we follow. How many people does he follow? 636. Brent's one of them. Is he following me? Three hundred. Well, you find it if the rock's following me, please. That's one of them. Is he following me? 300. Well, you find out if the rocks following me, please. That's kind of cool game.

And if he doesn't follow me, can you photoshop it real quick so he does follow me? Yeah, real quick. Maybe he'll see it. He's still having gotten raindrops on roses. Raindrops in roses and dirty hores. Nope, didn't go. You got a key.

You could sing. Do I? Yeah, I don't have a key. Are you going to get me into the cellar or what? I have a set. I sent her your thing. But here's the problem you sent me. And I rewatched the clip you sent me. Okay. You sent me the most racist joke ever. Which clip? The only clip I have. The only clip. You got to get another clip. I have I have stuff. I'll send you. I just don't like to post this stuff. Well, you said I said I asked you said, is that do you feel about this and it's not I watched a second of it making fun of racism dude?

It's nuance, but it's which is the only clip I have it's very nuanced The clip play the clip is the doctor's office Rick Rick Glassman What's the joke called the the worst rate? What's calling? How do you how ridiculous how race, bring that clip up. Oh, you can't because comedy central flags, that's why I couldn't have it. That's why I couldn't say that.

Was that on comedy central? It was house party. Oh, it's bird fracture. Oh, last time I was here. I was here. Put them on the pod. It's asking about the six lead. Hey, look, he's with Steve Bern.

Oh, Steve. Look at Steve. That's class man Please the only reason I know my glasses were done was cuz you sent me that text somebody said it to me They never they never sent it. They never called me and told me my glasses were done I got that text from you and then I called them and said here my dad glasses done They're like yeah, you didn't't figure it out. I go bullshit. Reclash.

Hey, hey, Bert, you know what, you know what my nickname is because of this shit? What? They call me the glassman. Cue the theme music. Let me say how to Steve burn hey Steve burn someone wants to say hang up right now that's the best line that's ever gonna be the one more in here hey Steve I love it it's Brent what's up Brent dude the best you're right away I'm sorry what up dude how are you I'm good oh shut what are you doing I'm good. Oh

We're just hanging out with Bob. They're on my podcast I don't like I don't like that Steve burn Steve Oh, yeah, let's do it right now. Hey, go Steve. Hey, go Steve! Ready? ¡Hey Steve! ¡Bang! ¡Ay, ah! ¡Fuck it! ¡Fuck it! ¡You and Steve have history! ¡Yeah, you guys have history! ¡Tras por uno, tres por uno, tres por uno, tres por uno, tres por uno, tres por uno, tres por uno, tres por uno, tres por uno!

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Bobby, Bobby, if you screen record your thing, I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you because you've never came on my podcast when you're in New York City. You never fucking invited me. You're you gonna come blanche motherfucker. You still you still got to invite him though. You never fuck I'm still gonna invite him though Complosh Complosh I mean you're getting lost in which each coach blanche. It's it's card card Blanche I'm on a podcast that people are gonna. Oh really I

Was on it last week so go fuck yourself hey bird bird I got a question you're podcasting nobody's watching I love you bird hey bird I mean hey Steve what's your podcast what he had a movie. Watch. What? It's called a temple of doom. It's temple of doom. That was a fucking, were you in temple of doom?

Oh, he was a little kid in temple of doom. Ugh. You're the little kid in the temple. That's a bee. Can't kill a bee. You can't kill a bee. Bobby's podcast is so bad that he's literally something phone calls during it. Huh? Dude nice cuts to us right now. I see a lead. I gotta go guys. I love you, Bert. Steve. I love you too.

Even though I'm not sure what gallery for them. Yes. Yes. Here you go right here. Look at that. How good are they? I love you, buddy. Happy New Year, dude. How much is our luggage gone? I love these of you watch. What's your start? Oh, yeah, it's not there anymore. The door was propped open.

It's right about the door. I love how much you got supporting each other. Listen, here's the thing. That's really great. No, just like the New York comics. I feel like I have like a like you guys are doing a benefit for me with this hat on. What do you mean?

What do you mean? I feel like I don't get I'm missing it. The joke. What do you mean? I feel like I don't get I'm missing it the joke. What do you mean? I feel like I Just feel like hey guys we're gonna raise the money for Bob. Wait with what had on this one this one What like like me James gonna put a jersey on your chest. Yeah Hey guys Hey guys help me my go fund me is right here We have a beautiful model some famous actors and comedians. I just want to pay the worst make a wish. It's just my make a wish. I don't think baby blue hang on,

let's do this. Is that what you look like if you're holding a skateboard, you were trying your under cover cop trying to pass as a teenager. I look like Nick Neltie right now. Ooh, you know, Brent's got a great Nick Neltie. Have you ever seen the warrior? Yes, when he saw your debut, watch this. What's this? Watch this. Hey, have you ever listened to Moby Dick?

We were talking about Nick's voice because his voice is gone. Right. And I was like, you know what, you might get better roles this way. It's true. Nick's voice just kept going away. And then the warrior, he's constantly going, oh, it's my son over there. You know what, he said Tommy.

Tommy. Tommy. And you're thinking Oscar. And like, he was like requesting a hat for that movie. They're like, Newsy hat. Obviously, this is powerful stuff. There you go. Free willy.

What do I do? Oh, it's going to be sweaty. Oh, no. This is actually how he worked. No, you know, I've had three hundred days. Devil knows it now. You know, the devil you know is better than the devil you know. You know, better than the devil you know. Really come on, bring this great job.

You know, and then he goes, yeah, Tommy! Tear, I'm crying the and bring this great job. You know, and then he goes, yeah, Tommy! I'm crying the entire fucking time. That's at Brett Moren. Wow! Thank you, buddy, Oscar. I mean, that's a great impression. Oh, shit.

He follows you. Who follows me? The rock. What? I could shut it down. I'm going home. He only follow 636 people here one of them What's up? Oh wait a minute the rock follows me Yeah, that's amazing. Hey, hey, I don't

Look with the autism guy did yeah, he's great like that. I right, 100%. Yeah, but... Whoa, autism on autism crime right there. Yeah, that was pretty wild. You're not allowed to say autism. Yeah, well, what are you talking about? Why are you telling somebody who doesn't have autism they're not allowed to talk about autism? Because it's ourtism now. Wow, that's awesome.

Yeah. That's ourtism. Ourtism. Autism. Autism. Autism. We're making it too complicated. Yeah.

It was just autism. What do you mean? I'm complicated. It's not complicated. Hey, what is autism, by the way? Besides not being able to look me in the eye. It's being a wicked smart. What is it?

The autism spectrum. And my friend Danny here. What I feel like he's on the, he's like high up on the spectrum. Well, the spectrum, it's actually a misnomenclature or should I say a Mr. Nomenclature when I say it. Not that it matters. I don't think it does.

I think women are beautiful. I used to cut her long on Johnson A from Mrs. Nomenclature. Fine girl. How did you meet her? I met her. I used to deliver subs. And then when they she opened up in a negligent and I went to town and she had me do her lawn.

You like that one? You went to town? You dirty girl, that's not true. I like that, it's like a one man play though. I used to deliver subs. I was like, wow. Mrs. Nauticocha, I forgot. Nomeclaire.

Mrs. Nomeclaire, 30 Nominclature, 30 Johnson Ave. It was 30 Johnson Ave. I used to deliver subs. Hold the bottle of water. I feel like when Brent holds a drink, like something that prop, he knows how to open it up. Props are good. Try to get it.

Do it and hold it and hold it. You know what tree it's like, it's a business. I have some business. No, it's an alcohol. Here it is. Everybody sat down. One light happens. You hear some weird music in the background. You don't. Here it is. Everybody sat down. One light happens. You hear some weird music in the background.

You don't know what this is going to be about. And then all of a sudden, chair, light on. Sirens in the back. Good patience. Let the audience come down I used to live or subs 30 straight and fifth Benny's bakery is what they called it

Denise was her name What the fuck It's there I like it There was a cripple David's an acting coach. Yeah spirit. Great actor. Are you an acting coach? I do teach L.A. Yeah, no, I really a lot of big names. Yeah, well name one big name doesn't matter name one big name I don't know the rock the rock a couple of times really a couple of times Yeah, but I had to go to him which is really usually have people come to me

But I think I could do that one minute show better than you Second, hold on a man make a suggestion really quick, please take advantage of this It'll be fun. She's really take advantage of this. You have an amazing acting teacher go for it I would you be open to him giving you some critique and you try and get like, I'm not gonna need it. I don't know if you know this about me because I feel like you haven't done enough research on me. I'm a fucking good actor.

Listen to me. I can go for the Cape Cappatite, ships you got wet. I'm a fucking good actor. Okay. That's good. One of the best. Let's go.

I love it. All right. Ready? Hold on one sec. Hold on one sec. One sec. I like that on one sec. One sec. I like that. Yeah.

One sec. So, grandma. My grandma. Oh, already this is bad. It's fantastic. It's a one-man play here. So, David, would you please make the announcement of the show about to start? Ladies and gentlemen, if you could take your seats, everyone take a shut off your phones.

We have one of the best in the business here. Please welcome to the stage. Oh, good. Please welcome to the stage. Sorry, what's your name again? Robert Kelly. I didn't know that. I was getting.

Please welcome to the stage. Robert Kelly. I was 10. I was a young kid. Didn't want to be alone. My mom worked every day. No dad. So I decided to deliver some subs from a local bakery. One day, I rang the doorbell in 30 Johnson

Heaven and an Italian with extra hot, extra oil and pickles. I rang the doorbell and it took a minute but then all of a sudden the door opened. And there she goes. Mrs. Normandy. And a press hanging out of our negligent. I mean, that was actually really, really good. That was actually really good. There were a couple times where you felt the audience kind of laughing at places where they shouldn't laugh and you didn't let it bother you.

It manifests a little bit on your face. There's a little more tension in your face, but you kept going. And if it doesn't bother you, are you alright? Yes, it wasn't real. It was acting. She's moved. Are you okay? Get her to she needs anything that was really really nice. I'm really good. I don't know if we have time I don't think we have time to finish up. I don't know if I think we I think we yeah next time when he coming back

We're coming ricks actually really good. So I've coached both of these guys Weird I mean, I always said he just had me. Still can't believe that this is about to happen to me. My father was a soldier. His father was a soldier. His father was a so we just his father was a so we just Is What do you think? It's very, remind me, maybe Barry Manelow's biography.

Yeah, it kind of makes us feel bad. It's actually the Calary Lion. We were just like, pre-Wizard of us. Yeah, that was BWOZ. You know what? I do see that little essence of no, but I do. I work king of the forest. Oh.

Getting blown. Oh. Yeah. Um, David, could you please give me a dramatic, dramatic situation? Uh, sure. Um, so you just give me a dramatic situation? Sure. So you just got home from work. You've found out that your wife is no longer in love with you. That she's taking up with a neighbor and she's asking you

if you'll help her move some of her stuff out. Sure. Would you play my wife? I will. Thank you, my wife. Of course. Hey, babe. I'm playing the son. I got to be wife? I will. Yeah. Take my wife. Of course. For example. Hey, babe. I'm playing the son.

I got to be involved. This is the close. All right. I mean, you just added yourself to our family. We just were newly. Yeah, it's going to be more effective. I'm 11. You're my son from another relationship, which is uncomfortable for him.

I like it. Okay. So in this. In this. Got it. Yeah, that's why he's sweating so much. Yeah, you're black. Um, so Well, earlier you said that they're not a lot of sweat and I'm saying I didn't say that yes you did Yeah, you did you said that you said they don't it's they never sweat

So in this situation it's really never so. Oh, do you have to do ads or something? No, I'm watching you get ads I'm reading my grocery list. You're supposed to come in. I'm being the wife. Right. So, so I know that she's cheating on me, but she doesn't know that I know and I don't want her to know. Oh, no, she's help. I need to ask her to help me move. No, no, you're helping her. You're helping her move her stuff out. Yeah, she's cheating. Oh, right. So I just think we're breaking up. You don't know that. Yeah. Yeah. Why is she? Oh, she hasn't asked me. No. Oh, so right now I know nothing is correct you just come over work Okay, ready. Yeah, and I'm just playing okay. Yeah, can you do action? Yeah, and Action Tyrone can you please?

Can you get your stuff ready to go please? Yes, where are you guys going sweetie? Can you pass me that please can I have that? Yeah, thank you. Once I get heavy. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, it's okay. Just give it to me. It's fine. It's fine. Oh, you fucker. You swore. I'm sorry. What did you say? Swed your what? Swed your. Sweetie, we have to put it in this here. I'll pay for it. Mommy had a rough day. I'll pay for it. Mommy had a rough day. Okay.

Quick, real quick. We're really doing a draw. I'm doing it. I'm playing a drama. I'm playing. I mean, you'd be a more cartoony right now. I mean, the hat thing is fucking dry. I'd hit you.

And I don't hit my kid, but it's also 11 you and my kid. I'm 11, but he's 11. I would hit. Yeah, I'm gonna wear it. I'm 11. I'm gonna tie it down to an eight. Yeah, listen, 11 wouldn't be doing this. All right, you know what, fuck this.

I'll do a different 11. All right, good. And you put a ring now. And you put a ring here. See, this is where you're throwing curve balls. Yeah, no, I'm a fucking idiot. Why do you gotta say that? Cause they play baseball all the time?

Geez. That a racist thing. They're good at it. They're good at it. They're good at it. They are. They, wham. This is, with them.

Let's go. And the kids up in the bedroom master bedroom. No, no, no, no, fuck that. There's, I get it. I'm doing a coat of manning as a child Go here we go, so I know tension I go Okay, I'll tell you something. I'm sick and tired of building train tracks I can't believe it's still a job, but I do it to provide for my family and provides. Oh you provide Provide okay, what's the matter? I don't know. This is water.

That's what we have in the house. Provide. Provide. It's good. Um, Tiffany, I hear you're angry. I'm not understanding what's happening. Talk to me. I'll talk to you right now.

I'll tell you something. You want to hear what I have to say? Yeah. Nothing you say is going to pay our support or bother me. I love you. And if you're upset, I'm going to do everything I can to fix it. And if I can't, I I'll learn what's the matter?

Baby what's the matter? Tiffany? Mom we're leaving. What? I'm getting back together with Tyrone's real father. What are you? I'm leaving. We're leaving. We're going back to the Bronx. And we're moving back in with Tyrone's dad, Melvin. What? What? What? Why is that funny? We're moving back in with tyrone's dad Melvin What what what why is that funny? I know. Why is that funny? Why is that funny to you? Shut you a fucking

You fucking nervous little cunt Most you fucking nervous cunt Yeah, please nothing you sweaty clam ball. I mean, I don't even fucking know I don't talk to me like that wedding get Don't tell you make it bear us me you red clammy fucking kid. Please don't talk to me like you know what? I'm leaving. I'm going back to Melvin's house and you take this sweaty red fucking elf and you keep him How's that? Because that sweat comes from your side of the family. Don't.

Yeah. I'm not even blood-related to him. Yeah. Well, you have fucking, you have father touched him one day. Now he sweats and gets red. We'll be right back after we're worse for our sponsors. We'll be right back after we're supposed to. I'm not a prize. You're the version of the bail on the bed.

Hey, can I ask you a question? Yeah, you're on two TV shows right now. Thank you so much. What are the names of the shows for everybody? As we see it on Amazon Prime. Right. And then there's a new show coming out in ABC in February, February 8th called Not Dead yet.

Classic case of a woman who has to start over because her husband left her at the altar. And she's a reporter, but unfortunately, she can't get a great job. The only thing she could get is working for the local newspaper. Get this in the Obituary section. But wait a minute, there's a hook.

You see, she could see dead people, not all dead people, only the dead people whose obituary's she's writing. Not dead yet. February 8th'll be great. I love show So premier starting at 839 30. What was the one that the girl with the cancels was in from What was it one the league of their own now? It was a go it was the ghost thing she had cancels, but she was in She was in I know what you did last summer. Oh Jennifer love you it. Jennifer love you I thought I thought those were boobs. Sure did. Now they were kicked. She was a massage therapist right? Is that the one you

talking about? No, she saw ghosts. Yeah, as a massage. Oh the ghost. Yeah, the ghost whisperer, I think right? No, the ghost something. David David. We have a producer that's gonna bring it up at any second. The ghost. Jennifer love you it. Ghost something. Yeah, it was a good show. I love shows like that. I love. I miss. Are you gonna watch her show? I of, ghost something. Yeah, it was a good show. I love shows like that. I love, I miss. Are you gonna watch her show? Of course I will. I watch it.

I support my friends, especially my best friends. Yeah, Ghost Whisperer. Yeah, you're right. Yep, there she goes. Oh, she's so pretty. There she goes. Yeah, she's a little guy. I like cancels though.

Yeah, I mean, she was beautiful. I mean, she's pretty. But yeah, she saw ghosts. I'm just so... She would help them get on on to the you know the wherever they need to go the afterlife the after let's watch an episode Could you do that? We're streaming up. No, we can't not on this show for patreon. We can not I mean you put on an episode Well, you were this look how I mean how pretty is she? She's dead. No, not the little girl. I mean, she's hot too, but I mean, she's probably hot.

Hey, wait. Sorry, whoa, hang on. Ghost Whisperer, yeah. What year was this? This was 78. 1978. 1978. Yeah, it's drawn after Colombo.

Oh, yeah. 2005 is my guess. Yeah, I wasn't. 2005 to 2010, I think it was five seasons. 2005, yeah. The complete series. Yeah, I watch I actually watch it episode the other night not bad not bad It was that's that's the most ever says 2005 through 2010. So it ran for five years

These are the shows that were these are the shows that were filmed on that one lot You know every show has that what's what I want a brother? Yeah, is it that with the street, the New York street, they all have it. The New York street is rad for it. Yeah, that every episode of you look, it's that fucking street. Signed failed and all them were shot.

I shot it, my other succumbed it. I've never shot on that or any of those, but I've walked through them feeling so overwhelmed to go to an audition in a bungalow, to walk into a room with just a bunch of me's and then to have to walk back doing my lines and out loud, walking by like a real crew and a real show. Well, go watch Mary Happy, whatever. It's on Netflix. The other sitcom I started with. Wow, really. It's like me, the parents, I'm the Ben Stiller. He's the Danero.

It's something about the way he does it. I love red that sounded a little I love red for his all I'm saying That's so pretty. Yeah, damn it. Do you know here's a correct right? You're into the cancels. She had weights on her ankles during filming. What was that all about? Oh? Well, she a look typing cancels wait real quick before you change look at that dress a lot of people see it as blue and gold And some people see it as white. How do you see it? I see it as purple. Okay, we're in my game. Oh, sorry, blue, it's white.

It's white blue. All right, who knows it again? Come here again. I wanted you to say it's white. It's white. It's white. It's white. It's white.

It's white. We don't know the game. You don't remember that dance that people, it's like, it's blue and gold. Max, bring up our cancels. Bring our cancels up, Max. Oh, you're such a guy. You know, I like cancels., like people who go, Max, bring up our cancels. Bring our cancels up, Max. Oh, you're such a guy. You know, I like cancels.

Men like you are the reason women feel. What are you saying? What are you saying about men? Men like you. How dare you talk about men like that? How do you, because that's coming, it's coming. It's gonna be bad to talk about men someday, and I'll have this video,

and I'll fucking take you down with it. So what did you say about men? What did you bad shit? Did you say about white privilege men? Yeah. Huh? Say it. Tough guy.

I think men need to stop making decisions on what feminine beauty is. Yeah. Instead of recognizing as a sartre or cultural norm, recognize it as feeling healthy, safe, and comfortable in their own body. There are lots of different body types. There's this fat piece of shit woman I saw the other day

who was probably stunning with a little more confidence. Now, please pull out my podcast, take your shoes off and air at the end of this episode, our full episode when Bobby and I first met in New York. Bring it back in, cox, I got it. I've been putting you in a pro with cox. I can't. Hey, sexy, sexy, she's so sexy. Man, I always thought I'd hook up with her. Why? No, I just thought when I lived in LA, I was gonna meet her at a thing and she's gonna be like,

hey, I'm like, whoa. How many people did you hook up with? I'm in your super LA. Have you ever seen Bob? Never hooked up with him? And how long did you live there? I lived there for two years, never. Never.

Never. Does LA, nothing, ever. I never hooked up with anybody in LA. It's just, I didn't. You're working on your craft, is that one? No, I just, where did you try? Those girls don't like me. If I'm a beautiful woman, when I'm a beautiful woman,

how would you approach me if we were out in place? Three months, in three months. How would I approach you? I'd be like, hey, I love your five o'clock shadow. Oh, that's kind of rude, but I guess you're making a joke. I agree. What are you? What is going on? That's strike two. I'm gonna give you another chance. All right. How about I lick those nips? Great I don't see the problem. When did you live in LA? Don't ever point to me with glasses. I

Will fucking jump across this fucking table. Ah Don't you ever high hat me with glasses? Ever again, Brett. What's your name again? Brent. Brent Bison. Um, I lived in LA in 1990. I got a point to this.

Pull up young Bobby Kelly. 1998. 1990, 2000. Oh, seven years before Ghost Whisperer came out. You got to see. You got to look you got a young guy was got that out, but you didn't got a lot. I got it out I got a lot I dude guys west best this fight me look at make my stuff. Oh wait Where's well see the little little pick up the fat one the fatdest one in the what do I have to Don't go to all down down everybody knows what the fat one is you fuck there you go I actually you got I said somebody Photoshopped that

and they went, no, they didn't. It's a getty photo, you can't. I have a question for you, because I used a young Bobby. You look like an Idaho potato, but there you look like a proper sweeper. Look at young Bobby though. Yeah, that's my first movie I was in. Wait, what's one's you?

That's called Last Day, and the sexy one. Wow. Was that rabble for the sexy? That was a romantic comedy. You got this one, this is a sexy. Yeah, that's for the sexy. That was a romantic comedy. You got this back. This is a sexy. Yeah, that's a sexy. Look how good he look at the microphone there.

Oh, nice. What are you on top piece of ass? You could get in there. Last night, there it is down there. Look down. Oh, no, go down. Go back, go back, go back, go back, go back. Click back.

You'll have to, you'll have to, you'll have to, now go down to the left, to the left. That way, that way. That way, look at that. I mean, geez. I mean, good. You look like you wear a beanie. Yeah. I mean, geez. I mean, good. You look like you'd wear a beanie.

Yeah. I mean, you guys are all fun and finding Danny, but let's ask, what do you think about that? When you think that's all right? It's a good job. But you're not getting laid out. It's a great job. Oh, I got laid, that was before, that was Boston.

I was getting laid all the time. Everybody gets laid out. We're getting laid later, we're getting laid later. I was getting laid later. I was getting laid late night. Yeah, that Bobby was getting laid all the time. Everybody gets laid. We're getting laid. We're getting laid later. I was getting laid later. I was getting laid late night. Yeah, that Bobby was getting laid. Guided by the wisdom of pizza Joe. This is where it all went awry.

Bread, a troubled young man tries to win the heart of a waitress trapped in an abusive relationship with her Brent. Was that word? Where? I'm not reading. I'm looking at it. I don't know it either. Letress. Letress. Let Lacherous. Lacherous.

Peter shop manager. A man wrote this. Oh, a man needs to come in and save the woman. Keep saying it. Keep some the Lacherous bullshit. At a sex starved delivery boy. Are you the sex starved delivery boy? Yeah. What do you think? His brain dead sidekick. That would be me. I'm a sidele hot dog man. That would be. Yeah. It's definitely me. But David, let's remake it. And I'm missing pepperoni. And you've got a recipe for disaster. Oh, did your son write this movie when he was two? A body tongue in cheek

tail served with a half baked character. Jesus, it's like when I try to just say like 1000 words for an essay and you just add in a shit ton of words when you're in high 1997. Wow. Yeah, that's eight years before the Ghost Whisperer came out. Yeah, and then I moved to LA. I went moved to New York in 98 And I booked did you have some stuff going and you were like I'm taking it to LA Why I booked a I was actually a guest VJ on Burley Bear Network. That's a video, George, which was Lauren Michaels MTV version of a college is, then I was a booked a movie called Dating Games

where I played a gay roommate. Nothing happened with that. I can't find it anywhere. I actually danced with a gold Lemay G string on my room. I'll find it. You can't find it. I've looked. I'll find it.

Photoshop it. I've looked. You can't find it. Wow. I would love to see it because I don't know what I look like.. Photoshop it. I can't find it. I've looked. You can't find it. Wow. I would love to see it because I don't know what I look like and I don't, I remember they put makeup on my bum.

Oh, yeah, I did. Oh wow. Yeah, they had a makeup bum. What was wrong with your bum that needed the makeup? Um, I had lesions. Oh my God. From what? Yeah.

And the makeup covered it or the makeup gave you lesions. No, they actually, instead, they gave me more lesions and went with it. Oh, good. Yeah. I got a question. Um, six and a half inches. Perfect. So, I had to shot myions and went with it. Oh, good. Yeah. I got a question. Six and a half inches. Perfect. So I had to shot my butt and I did a show called Flake

and I had to show my butt. I am throwing your butt is weird because I thought you just whipped your butt up. But no, they don't want to me anything. They want a nice bum. Now, when you first found out you had lesions, where were you? The dermatologist or did you see them by yourself?

On that movie. Tell us about it. The first time I found it was on that movie I was on the set I booked it my first thing on New York I'm so excited, you know, I'm in here in the big city Frank Sinatra sang about it. You make it here. You can make it anyway It was a young comic from Boston. I didn't know I was going to be an actor. I didn't know I even had an Emmy. Here I was on the set of a movie. Dream come true. You know, you got to do this

scene. I was like, I'm fine. Do whatever you tell me. You got to be in a G-string. That's great. I'm fine. It's great. I'm fine. Problem. And then I went into the bathroom and pulled my... It's okay.'re just my lesions. That was great, that was great, that was good. They're just my lesions. You are, as an actor, I say made, they were my pets. They were like friends. Absolutely, go ahead and throw in. I'm so glad you guys came in too. And I'm glad I met you too. Thank you for having us. I'm in a head of blast today. I got a question for you.

I got a couple actually. If you don't, can I ask him? Yeah. You ready? And then I'm going to ask him. I'm going to ask him. I'm going to ask him. I'm going to ask him. I got a question for you.

I got a couple actually. If you don't, can I ask them? Yeah, you ready? And this is from Alex H. For you, I asked the fans want to know a couple questions. You ready? Uh, one second.

This is actually to both of you. Why are you asking if I'm ready if you're not gonna let me get ready? Well, I gotta, it's to both of you. Sure. It could be all to all three. Right, it's probably to me. Oh, I gotta get to both of you. Sure. It could be all to all three. Right, it's probably me. Great.

I don't want to be ready. Are you ready? Hold on. Yep. Go. What's the most embarrassing story you have? Alex H. When I was in seventh grade, that's when Bar Mitzvahs, everyone started to have parties.

And I was never really included in much, but when the parents are inviting the kids, they would be on the list. And I had a very, very big crush on, I'm not going to say her name, but it rhymes with baby, my Nurger. but it rhymes with baby my Nurger. And she asked me to slow dance, and I was nervous because I didn't remember if I'm supposed to put the hand on the hips or on the shoulders. So I said, I can't my mom's picking me up now. And I went and I waited outside. I didn't want her to think I was a liar.

And when I was outside. I thought it was when you were first trying to kiss Sarah to open bomb. I found a basement party or something. That wasn't embarrassing. That wasn't. Thought you had a problem with the lips and what to do with the tongue.

I guess this is like when he was a kid, isn't that? They go in between, they go on top. Yeah, they go in the, oh yeah, but that was embarrassed. That was just a, I didn't know how to, I kissed late in life and I didn't know how to, what's late? 17? Almost 18?

No shit. Yeah, April, and April the May, June, July, so three months before I was 18. And I didn't know how to kiss and I bought a book on how to kiss, because I didn't know if I'm supposed to put my top lip on her top lip and my bottom lip and her bottom lip or every other lip. And the book I bought was on how to eat snatch. Pussy. And. It's by Dr. Seuss, by the way. No was on how to eat snatch pussy.

And it's by Dr. Seuss by the way. No, it's by a pop-up. Charn Snow. It's by the woman who sex in the city who was in in the remake. So your first kiss, you were rubbing your nose like this and licking her. That's the screenshot right there. And she was like, why are you rubbing my nose? I go, I go, I go, just curl your toes.

Curl your toes. But I was an embarrassed. I was a human being. And when we start to feel shame about who we are, we get in the way of accepting who we're supposed to be. And sure, I've had some embarrassing things. I've been with men that I didn't find attractive just so they would give me a job. I've been with women who I thought were hot,

so I wouldn't get fired. I'm sorry. Can you back up just? Just. I'm just, just, oh quick. I already know what you're gonna ask. I already know what you're gonna ask.

Okay, good. So these women are beautiful. Oh, perfect. Thank you, dude. Appreciate it. Jesus Christ, yo, whoo! Do you hear the laughs? Yeah. No, we did that. Yeah. You guys didn't do that. I actually paid them to do this. Really? Because you're holding the money. I give it to him at the end. I'm not going to give it to a big dinner. Am I your favorite guest that you've watched so far?

The first time he's been here. I know. I know you are. You are you one of my favorite guests. Yeah. I love I love doing shows. You know, I asked this at Brentisntown. I said, I mean, my wins. I know you are. You are one of my favorite guests. I love doing shows. You know what I asked, I said, Brent is in town. I said, could Brent come and you said, I don't know Brent, is he funny? And I said, you're gonna like him. Here we go.

Brent, take your head for the first off one sec. I think there's something wrong with it. Yeah, you have to, you know what I mean? Oh, it's a sweat. Yeah, he fixed your forever second. You can't hear a tele-truth. What do you think of Brent? I love him.

Isn't he great? I love him. Yeah, I really do. I mean, I really think he's fucking awesome. He's very funny Very funny. He's giving to and I like I like David. I like David. Oh, thank you Yeah, David funny is friend who is in a professional comedian. I mean, but he's got his he's a Charismatic and cool. Oh, that's me. I said you think you want an Oscar. That's right. Oh, he's in Argo Argo. You see Argo if you haven't you get our go I don't know what did you win an Oscar for our go

Argo, Argo, you see Argo. If you haven't, you can Argo. I don't understand how, what did you win an Oscar for? Argo. Have you seen the film, Argo? I've seen it. But what is that? Well, I was in it. So I won an Oscar.

That's not yours. Is yours? Nope. Pull it up, pull it up, IMDB, David Sullivan. That's what I tell Bargo. Okay. The one Sundance. Congratulations.

I won Argo. Congratulations. But the only thing that matters is we're friends. We had a great time. Thank you for hosting us. I really, I gotta get out of here. Yeah, we gotta go I gotta get out of here, man. I gotta get the fuck out of here. We can put your headphones back on Good. Yeah, no, we were talking about me. Put them back on put them back on

Yeah, but it was an Argo or Dave David Yeah, I want to ask her yeah, I want to plug my podcast and then we'll get out of here. I want to plug your podcast. I want to plug whatever you have. And I want to plug whatever you have. Thank you. And you're a model and you're just a good, I mean, what a nice person. Yeah. She is very kind. But you got what? Tell everybody, tell everybody. Oh, if you guys want to check me out on anything, I'd be grateful.

But if there's anything you could do, head on over to path. That's people assisting the homeless. I believe it's e-path.com and they help gather beds and and and food and they move people who are homeless into homes and help find them jobs and get them set up again That's path. I think that's great. You know what? I think that's great because I you're getting them off the street and out of my way so they're less taxing. There you go. Did you just talk about taxes? I am so happy.

I don't have to deal with those people. And you're giving them opportunities and getting them out of my way. That's path, path. Get them out of the path, not on my path. So I can get to the path train. I'm not gonna have to lose. People assisting the homeless.

Six bucks. So yeah, here. I'm gonna donate this to that. I thought then, then. I'm donating this $5 that I've made. Do it now. No, this has.com or not. This is mine.

This is theirs. Okay. This one's for path. I want them that way. I can. Bobby, when is this episode come out? This comes out, it's out now. That's great.

Oh shit, this was live. No. Oh no. I don't know when it's coming out. I'll let you know. Because your episode is coming out on my podcast. I wonder if it's gonna be around the same time, but there we go.

Check it, let's go. Give me, what? Donate, click donate and Bobby give me your credit card. Put in a thousand bucks. I'll match it. But it doesn't, it doesn't, they have those people who are up there, they have a house. Those people.

Yeah, that's the point. They have a house. They're on about. Would you go to donate, please, Bobby, give me your credit card. Yeah, sure. the point. They have a house. They're on about. Would you go to donate please, Bobby? Give me a credit card. Yeah, sure. Go to donate. Are you using the mouse with your foot?

Click it, buddy. I mean, he's panicking. You're making him pay. He has autism too. Do a thousand dollars, Bobby. Give me a credit card. Yeah, that's those. It's eight, seven, seven.

Give me your credit card. No, really? I don't give to homeless people. Geez. You know what I give to homeless people? It's a middle finger. Half sandwiches. Whatever I don't eat in an entire restaurant, it's all yours. Well. You know what I give to homeless people? It's a middle finger. Half sandwiches. Whatever I don't eat in an entire restaurant, it's all yours.

Well, you know what? We'd like to thank your new lifestyle for giving them more food. I actually have bags of clothes that I'm given to homeless people. Right after I give it to comics that need it first. Was this on the list? That was in one of the bags, but I suck. You really won't donate to this charity?

I give to this charity all the time. I give to St. Jude's. St. What's Jude's? Okay. I give the St. Jude's too. When you were on my podcast, you were telling me how you think Jews noses look like this.

What did that? No, I said, I said, I did not say that. You made it bent. I said Jews, yeah, bent. It's hooked. You said, Jews, yeah, it's hooked. You said, no, wait a minute. Thank you guys for tuning into the YKWD podcast. I have to do one ad.

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And get the kill box. Swish. How do you go? Comedy. What do you got? I'm working on a tour. That's going to happen in 2023, but we haven't. dot org and get the kill box with comedy. I will comedy. What do you got? I'm working on a tour. That's gonna happen in 2023, but we haven't been there. Yeah, don't tell them that part.

Just say it's a tour coming up. And then, uh, my problem with promotion. My buddy Jason Collins, I directed his special. That's gonna come out, okay, but we're working on the edit right now. And your podcast, the line's done. Yeah, and the line's done podcast. Oh, that's great, man.

And then just Brent Moore and me and the rock. Very funny dude. Thank you for, uh, thank you for coming. Oh, that's great man. And then just Brent Moore and me in the rock very funny Thank you for Thank you for coming on I'm gonna do a comedy theater at Clayton, Toronto. Go see Bobby there Yeah, robcada live comm check out on my date I'm touring until March and then I have some big news coming out that I will let you know what happens when it comes to Can't wait to hear we like to end every podcast that we do and I'm David Sullivan You can find me on Twitter David Sullivan. I have a show coming out called Fatal Attraction.

I'm paired on a plus. Dude, I love Paramount Plus. Oh, to wait too, see. One minute, I'll be on the... Is it your show? Yeah. You did it? Yeah, it's mine.

Dude, what are you gonna hook me up? Whenever you come back to L.A. I'm in. Okay, for now. Before we end it, we'd like to end our podcast because it's a new year, and it's not just a new year for a new beginnings for Christians or for you know

Elliott's or Catholics. It's also a New Year for America. And Brent likes to sing a Latin anthem. Oh wait a minute, weren't we gonna harmonize? Yeah. Wasn't that supposed to be the cut too from yours? Oh right, we had to cut us harmonizing. Follow my lead. Um, um, Oh, you're doing it like that? Maybe I'll go last. He goes, I need you to do this. I need you to do what I'm exactly doing. And you go like this. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba- I'm gonna be a fucking idiot. I'm gonna be a fucking idiot. I'm gonna be a fucking idiot. I'm gonna be a fucking idiot. I'm gonna be a fucking idiot. I'm gonna be a fucking idiot.

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