Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Ryan Hamilton, Mormon, JFL

Episode Date: November 7, 2010

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What's up, it's Robert Kelly with another podcast. You know what, dude. I'm in Regina, Canada, wherever the fuck that is. I've been on tour for two weeks, I think. And I got two more weeks to go. Whew, doing this just for Lafster. I'm sitting here with one of my, I don't know what the hell, what a tourmate. A tourmate? Yeah, at least that. Ryan Hamilton. You don't know who Ryan is?

He's a hilarious comedian. Where the fuck are you from? Idaho. Idaho. Idaho. Yeah. And he's a very, very, very funny guy. He's been on tour with me for the last couple of weeks.

And we're here in Regina. This is where we are. Yes. We're fucked. It's fucking over. Me and Ryan I think we've been to a mall a day. If not three. At that's at least. Yeah. That's our average one a day sometimes more. Yeah, we're fucking like too fat middle-aged divorce women who adopt puppies and Try to get them homes just walking through the mall trying to find a warm coat What's fucking off? Oh every day we're at the mall. But this is the thing is that I buy shit I buy stuff. There's no you don't you know you don't I

Have spend over a thousand dollars Since we've been on tour you've spent $59 Okay, you frugal cunt First of all, I don't have room to take everything. You've got more. I bought a bag. You bought a bag to put your stuff in.

Yeah, well, there's nothing to do. All right, first of all, I don't drink. I don't use drugs. You guys know that. I don't do hookers and shit anymore. I eat. OK, Ryan, you don't do shit. Yeah. You don't do anything.

You say it like it's worse when I don't do it. Like you do it, it's fine, but for me. Well, you don't have anything. You don't even, you don't even fat. At least I have, at least I have gluttony sin. You have no sins. Oh, I have plenty. And rarely name one

I'll get back Well, yeah, go ahead. I don't know you have nothing I Yeah, so we go we wake up we go get pregnant. We've been working out every day That's good. We go to the gym which I got you into yeah, you started the gym which I got you into. Yeah, you started the gym. Right, move move. But it doesn't even help, because you know, we're still eating rubens at 11, 11, 30 at night, rubens, and we have the balls to get a side salad.

It's just fucking cow fat with a thousand-arlin' dressing and melted cheese on fucking Texas toast. That's toasted in a skillet with butter. Not even regular toast. It's just, oh, shit. We have good intentions. Well, you're a thin son of a bitch. What do you weigh?

168 pounds. I weigh myself today. Oh, and you're, what, how tall are you? Six plus cheese is Christ. I'm 58, and I will not step on a scale. It doesn't matter. Really? It doesn't? Well, I mean we both be terrible. No, it was just fucking awful.

We go to the mall, we go through every store with a coat, but I got my coat. You bought a nice coat. I bought a nice coat. I'm a little jealous of your coat, actually. I really? I kind of pushed you in the direction of the coat style that you wanted. I was going to get one of those big fat Eskimo shit coats. They would have sucked two days in because I have to fucking lug it on an airplane.

It was fucking waste 80 pounds because it's real, like just baby seal skin. And then you pushed me into the, what is it called? The micro, micro down. Yeah, it's is it called? The micro micro down. Yeah, it's like cream a lot. Really nice down. It's fucking, it's thin, thin down that you can roll up

into its own pocket. You love that. Oh, it's so, and it's reversible. Yeah. Black on one side, silver on the others. I know. Yeah, it's a great car. You're more constantly. I am, now I am. I Silver on the others. I know. Yeah, it's a great poem constantly. I am now I am I hear about you know Yeah, well as cuz you're you have a motorcoyote you've been into fucking probably no joke

38 stores Yeah probably and looked at fucking every coat available in Canada, but you want the specific code available in Canada but you want the specific, what is it, Patagonian? Well, I know what I want but it gives us something to do, what else do you do? Nothing, we kill ourselves. Yeah. We kill ourselves.

It's just awful. If you don't know who Ryan is, you have to go to ryanhamilton.com. Ryanhamilton.com. Ryan. Sorry, Hamilton. I'm fucking, I don't even know your last name. I'm with you for two weeks every day. Ryan Hamilton.tv. Why dot TV? What are you? There's another guy. He won't get put up. Put live at the end of it. A fucking the real. Don't get dot TV. Nobody fucking types in dot TV.

I used to have Ryanham.com. What happened to that? It's still there. You can go there. Use that. I don't I hate it I want my name. Well fucking talk to the shit dick insurance adjuster. Where the fuck is that has calm? I tried He ignores me. You got dot TV not even dot org or fucking the other one. What's the other one what's the other one? I don't know. Bizz? Not Bizz? That Bizz would have been then TV, because you're not on TV. You're in the Bizz, but you know. Yeah.

Ha, ha, ha. Bob said that I should start a campaign to just, just a deluge of emails to the guy. Yeah, what's his name? Ryan Hamilton? He's my name. Ryancom. Okay, everybody who listens to this, all seven of you.

I want you to fucking email RyanHamilton.com and tell him he should give his fucking website up. Yeah, I want it. He's probably a guy who helps like children who get in a car accident to have spinal cord injuries. It's like probably just a graphic designer right here. Oh, you're not getting it.

You're not getting it. But he doesn't use it. How do you know? There's nothing there. Really? He just bought it. Yeah. He's got it and he always says he's going to do something with it.

There's nothing there. All right. Fuck him. Everybody who's listed this, I want you to email. I think his email's on there. Yeah. Go there. Get his email and email his scumbag and get poor a little thin Ryan His website so he doesn't have to fucking put on his car. It's go to Ryan Hamilton dot TV Sounds like you you fucking you're a tranny

You fucking you're a tranny. So, so we've been on the store for fucking two weeks. How you hold on to that? It's pretty crazy. It's too long. It's not bad. Oh, it could be worse, but I'm ready to go home. It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just everything. How do you feel? Well, I haven't seen my dogs, my wives, my, I mean, It's just it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it it's it's it's it's it's you open your suitcase, you unpack, you take a nap, you go, you do a show, you know,

in our case we go to the mall, then go to the show, then we come home from the show, we eat fucking fattening food, and then we fucking try to go to sleep and just then wake up and do it all over again every fucking day is the same fucking day. Yeah, it's rough, man. But here's my, I don't know, I guess I want to go home, but then I'm also thinking, I don't know why I want to go home right now. You have family home.

Right. I live in a box under a bridge by myself. So this is better. This is better in a way. You're going home to nothing. Yeah, I'm going to go home to nothing. I'm going to go home to nothing. I'm going to go home to nothing. I'm going to go home to nothing. I'm going to go home to nothing. I'm going to go home to nothing. I'm going to go home to nothing.

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That's kind of weird. Is that even a wall-moutor or a fucking target? Yeah, it does kind of stuff. You have to go to the store, the original one. That was, you know, everything you want, you have to go to a specific store. Yeah, you have to go to the original store that the mall stole from, and then put it inside.

You know the real the first mall was? Uh, we talked about this the other day. Cleveland. That's right. Cleveland is the has the first indoor mall. It's actually a hotel now. It's actually a really cool little mall too. Really?

Like four floors and they still have all kind. They still have stores but Cleveland such a depressed town. It's like a barber shop that nobody goes into a Hatt store that nobody buys hats in and then this Chinese guy, Chinese restaurant down there that literally if you go over to talk to him he no Chinese accent talks like his name should be Gary Smith and And he's like, yeah, what's up? Yeah, it's real depressing here, man. There's no money in Cleveland. Sox here.

Yeah, and what do you want? Mooku Guy Pan, okay. But he's totally Chinese. I'm going to Cleveland. Two days after we get home. The hilarities, right? The hilarities. Go to the indoor, it's the hotel, first indoor mall.

Go walk around. Okay, downtown. Yeah, they got ghosts and indoor. It's the hotel first indoor mall go walk around Okay, downtown. Yeah, they got ghosts and everything. It's fucking creepy. Well, that's good. Yeah Well, let's let's let's Talk about this too, but you're a Mormon, which is fucking crazy. Is it crazy? Well, it's crazy because you're not You know when when I first heard you when you took you know, I heard you were Mormon, those look all boy. Like, can you scare you? No, didn't scare me. I just didn't want to offend your shit or have you be,

like, you know, sometimes, religious people can be holy of the now and look down on you and some fucked up well. You know, I got to that big fight with Jay Davis on tourgasm, because we were hanging out talking about porn jokingly, not really. Well, this tape, and he was just like, you know, all you do is talk about sex, man. Is that all you're gonna, you know, it was this thing? And I was like, really do? You're gonna

fucking do that? You know, but you're not, I mean, you fucking laugh at everything. I call you a cunt, you fucking chuckle-y. You're a at everything. I call you a cunt you fucking chuckle you. You're a shitty woman Anyway, I I don't know I get along with everyone, but I I Don't know you used to do that stuff used to go door to door Yeah, I've been a missionary. I did that right two years two fucking years So what did that right two years two fucking years two years in my life. So what did that consist of?

It was hard man every day every day I would get up and Study for like two two and a half hours and then study what we would study the scriptures Is it the Bible the Bible? All right. Well don't get fancy. Well, I got six listeners and then none of them are religious I think it's fancy. Well, I think it's six listeners, and then none of them are religious. Um, yeah, we study, and then leave the house at nine o'clock. What did you have in a tire? I wore, yeah, I wore a tie.

White shirt. White shirt tie. No sleeves, right? Sometimes I wear a coat like a suit coat. Right, backpack. Yeah, I hit a backpack. Backpack? Yeah, you know the feature.

You know the feature. Yeah, we'd be out all day long. And people think we knock outdoors all day, but that's really the last thing that we would do. What do you do? We would do a lot of community service. Kidnap people. Do you want to know the real story?

Yeah, I want to know the real story? Yeah, I want to know the real story. Breaking on Robert Kelly LivesPodcast. What really just. We would get requests for people who actually wanted to be taught, so we would do that first. And then if we ran out of stuff to do, we would do service. And we would also do a lot of stuff for the people who are actually members of church already. We would help them out. And then if we didn't have anything to do, we would go knock on doors. And what would you say, knock on the door and say what?

I would say, hey, let's do it right now. Right? Ready?'re not gonna knock on the door Just a minute Hang on The fuck is not gonna do hello boy. Hi. Hi. What's up? Hi? I'm I'm elder Hamilton. I'm a missionary. Yeah, what's your name? Hamilton Ryan what you said elder what is elder? Yeah, that's what we go by his missionaries Elder okay elder Hamilton Ryan. What do I call you Ryan? You can call me Ryan. What's up, Brian? Hey? I'm sharing a message today I'm just wondering like a text message. What kind of message? It's a message about from who about finding some happiness

Dude, I get I'm playing red dead redemption really right now and I am in like kicking ass You want to speed this message up? What is the message? It's a message about happiness about learning a little bit more about Jesus Christ Jesus who? He did I'm a Catholic yeah, you don't think I know about Jesus Christ You must know yes, yeah, I died of the cross, blah, blah, blah, blah. Came back three days later, we got Easter, we got Christmas, dude, it's the middle of the summer. We're not near any of those.

So what do you want to tell me that I don't know that my grandmother didn't beat into my head? Well, if you're interested, have a message. Okay, what's the message? What did Jesus have to tell me? Got it. Tell me the message. What do you say to him? I haven't done this in a long time. What did he say, Ryan? Well, we a, if he said a lot of things, what do you say to me? You have a message for me. What's the message? About finding hope and happiness in life. Hope and happiness. Have you ever been married Ryan? No.

Have you ever go bald Ryan? Have you ever been over weight Ryan? Give it try to tie your shoe and you almost passed out Ryan huh have you done that give it drink yourself into a fucking coma Ryan no just wake up in the hospital because someone kicked you in the face huh did we get beat up by your dad Ryan what fucking hope and message you giving me my friend it sounds like you could use it really let me tell you something you know I have my life Ryan I have a video game It's called red dead redemption. You know what else is happening? Call a duty fucking black ops is coming out in a couple months So I that's my hope Ryan. Yeah, I have hope and maybe just maybe Apple might come out with an iPad with a camera. Okay, that's my hope Ryan. That's all I have so if you got to talk to Jesus

Talk to him about those things. See you can get Apple through a fucking camera on the front and the back of the iPad. How's that sound? That'd be good. Maybe a keyboard too for Christ's sakes. And lower the price. How's that?

And then when you wake that happen, then come back and we'll shoot the shit. But whatever the fuck you want to talk to you, okay? Elder Ryan Hamilton. This is pretty typical of how it went every door. Really? Did they snap on you? They would go, nope, I mean people were nice. I was in North Carolina.

You got to understand though, you are the nice, one of the nicest guys I've ever met. Really? Yeah, you just, because you're not, you got a sense of humor. You know, if funny is funny It doesn't matter how fucked up it is You're your ballbuster you can bust balls and but you're just a nice guy. You're not a dick You're easy going. Hey, want to go here? Okay?

I'm gonna go there. Okay, you very rarely say no to stupid shit even because I do a lot of dumb shit It's like oh god. I don't give a shit. Yeah You're one of the nicest guys in the man. Well thanks, that's very nice of you. I think Jesus put you in my life. Really? I want to kill myself if you want to. I think maybe the same thing.

I'm glad we're both on this tour. So these people would just fucking just tell you the fuck. Ah, yeah. I mean, we would get... People were pretty... I was in North Carolina where people are very nice. Like, yeah. I mean, we would get... People were pretty... I was in North Carolina where people are very nice. Like, there's just a lot of hospitality. Right.

So, like, we would... People would... We would generally get invited in right away and talk for a bit and then just... A lot of times they would set up another appointment and not be there. That's typically what that is. Right. But people were so nice. Like, it wasn't...

Did you ever... Did you ever... People would get, you know, get dorsled in a face't. Did you ever, once in a while, people will get, you know, get door slam in their face, whatever. Did you ever, did you ever get somebody? You mean like get a verdict? Yeah, do you ever get sure? Yeah, I mean, really? Well, we didn't, I don't look at it as we did it, but there were people who wanted to learn and we would teach them and they would make a decision. So you got somebody. I guess if you want to look at it that way.

Wow, man. So you went to a door and helped somebody out one time. That actually happened. Yeah. Yeah. Wow, that's fucking crazy. It comes from different places. A lot of it comes from people who are in the church

already, their friends, they want to learn more. Okay, but you never just, you just never got a guy like me who was down as dumps and caught him at the right time. I was like hey the Mormons were here and oh my day you know and then you've heard it really you've done it. That's crazy man. Yeah I mean that happened that's pretty rare but I do remember there was there was these these really cool brothers that we found and we taught them for a while. Adrian and Abel. Really?

They were cool, man. And just really nice. Oh, he was halfway there, Abel, too. I mean, come on. He was actually hit a Bible name. It was Gonzalez. I don't know. I'll really.

Yeah. We would go over and we'd sink karaoke. Were they Spanish? Yeah. Yeah. It was easy to get, dude. We've been doing that shit to those Mexicans for fucking hundreds of years.

Anything we took this country. We fucking put the fear of Jesus in those motherfuckers. Put up some missionaries and say God will kill you if you don't do what we say. Is that what it was? Yeah, some like that. Um, whoop, podcast. People know, people know I do this on my iPhone. Yeah, this is a great setup you got here. Yeah, yeah, I don't. This is at's the beauty of my my podcast is it's literally a Fucking iPhone. I'll do it anywhere anytime and and people get a nice podcast Yeah, but free when we started this usually when I do something like this people be like, okay

We're gonna set up and we'll talk about this You ready? Okay, here we go. It's it Well the fact is you can sit here, I've done those podcasts, which is you gotta go to a place on those head phones and mics and some douche tech guy who doesn't talk. No, you're, they just nods his head.

It's the same shit. This is just a little better sound quality. Who gives a fuck? It doesn't matter. No, not at all. I'm gonna fucking zip this up to my fucking, my website robikellylive.com because I put live at the end of my name there was a guy

though of course there is Robert Kelly's a very there's a fucking poet and a fucking whittler some shit yeah some dickhead but um but there's a thing is that you got into comedy you get all that stuff and then you you Quit it all you still a Mormon you just quit. Yeah, I try and Do it you still got a church you still more man. You still probably you're not You're you're into your comedy. Yeah, I mean, yeah, they're both important things in my life Really, yeah, I've does it. I mean it, it's always funny to me that people are surprised that I do both, you know.

But I guess it is kind of rare, but it's not, for me, it's like, whatever. Every Mormon has a career and this is mine. Right, and you're act, you're crystal clean. Yeah. You don't, you have no dirty shit in your act at all. Yeah. You don't swear.

Right. And it's, I mean, I'd be the first one to tell you if it was fucking stupid, you're killing every night. Oh, thank you. Yeah, you're killing every night. And you know, you have no problem going up after anybody, fucking, you know, the first time I saw you was on the boat.

Oh yeah, that's right. Where, you know, some people would die in, man. That boat is not an easy gate. Oh, thank you. Fucking tore it up at the boat. And you're always at the seller, too, if people want to check you out when you're in fucking tore it up at the boat. And you're always at the seller too. If people want to check you out, when you're in town, you're at the seller.

You can get to RyanHamilton.tv. But yeah, I mean, it's, and you legit too. You're not, there's a lot of guys who claim religion. You're saying this business for an identity. But you know, you catch them fucking brawds and do another fucked up shit and you know, watching porn and you know, you're just a legitimate nice guy.

I'm trying. Yeah, I'm trying. Yeah, it's good man. It's good stuff, dude. I mean, you're hanging out with a fucking creep right now. No, I mean, you're a good guy. Oh dude, believe me. If I told you some of the shit I did in my life, you'd be at my door every day trying to save me. We have to get this one.

We get this one. We don't have to go to any more doors. God would let that be our quarter. I'd be your quarter for three years. My quota. Well, it doesn't, I'm, I'm, this, I don't know. I think you're a good guy because it's like, it doesn't matter where, it doesn't matter where anybody came from, what anybody did.

It only matters what direction people are going. And if you feel comfortable and you're happy with the direction you're going, and that's the only thing that matters. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, dude., that's the only thing that matters. Absolutely, dude. That's the fucking little thing. So what are you going to do when you've been dead? You get back in this tour.

I'm going to... I don't know. That's what scares me about this tour. Because I feel like, oh, I want to be home, but then I think about it and I go, why? I don't know what I'm going to do when I get home. I do it. I can't wait to go. I know. I have so much stuff you don't. You know it's funny though is that we're on this tour and you get on and you're like I'm gonna work new stuff and it doesn't matter but you fall into this. You fucking fall into this

goddamn shit man where it's like you just do the same set every night but we've been fucking around a little bit last couple nights. Yeah, I'm gonna try it. It's made me feel better actually. Yeah, that joke I tried tonight just to... It was our ice. But it's got potential. It's got potential but it took a hot one.

Yeah. I took a hot one right in the middle of my act and I I tried this new joke and it I just was trying to bully it I was muscle in that yeah fucking hate I You were I was muscle in the fuck out of it, dude, but You had it was challenging because it was disconnected from anything within your set So it was like you just had to it was a whole new chunk that you're trying to start. That's really hard to do Yeah, it was a little fucked up, and I was up, and I put it right in the middle of a chunk though. I didn't even do a chunk and then that and then a chunk.

I just in the middle of it when I had him talk about it, I just threw this in and had nothing to do with anything. Right. And then I went back to the other stuff. I knew. I'd push it. If you're fast, I ran out of that junk. I saw.

Oh god. But you have the biggest smile. Yeah, that's the only new thing I tried. That's hilarious dude. You said, what was the thing you said? Well, you have the one about the comedy store. Yeah, my look at my face looks like a bad comedy club logo, which we came up with together actually the other night. It's just funny. And then the one about, I don't remember exactly what I said, sleeping, I can't sleep because my smile's too loud. I wake other people up.

I'm starting to embrace my smile. I've been running from it. For a long time. You can't run like jog because the wind doesn't be a fucking big mouth and slows you down like a sail. You have to go to the website and look at this smile. It's amazing. But people say you look like Jerry Seinfeld. You've gotten... you've gotten howdy duty. The duty comes out. You've got a mad TV you've gotten, how do you do it? How do you do it, come on. You've got a mad TV, the mad comic book guy, or the...

Oh yeah, that was up in the other night. Mad magazine? Mad magazine guy. Yeah. What you didn't like. Well, it's just kind of like... I don't know why you like it, but... I've had that one a couple of times before.

Yeah. Yeah. Someone the other night said Hugh Grant. Well, she's fucking retarded and he was probably a fucking methamphetamine. I'm gonna hold on that one. Did you look like Hugh Grant, if half a sperm made it to a just fucked up egg, no offense, there's no way you look like

Hugh Grant, you look English. You look, you look English, but no way you look like you, man. You look English. You look, oh, you look English, but you don't look like you crap. I think that she's trying to say as you could be Percy McGovern. That's what we spent 20 minutes. I didn't spend any time. Me and Suzanne, who I love, she's not on the tour anymore.

She was great. She was awesome. She, we talked about you, what you should be. You should be in the 16th, no, not the 16th, the 18th century, in England. You should have a tight vest with tight pants, but the ones that come up above your ankles. What are those called?

Nickers? Nickers, you should have nickers with pointed shoes, a fucking cane, a derby hat, and a hedgehog for a pet. A pet hedgehog. I don't see any of it. I can have it. Yeah. Whatever.

So anyways. It's going to be my next movie. So we got fucking a show tomorrow. We're going to show every day for the next week till Monday. That's crazy man. It's a good tour, everybody's killing it, but it's a fucking grind man. It is a grind.

God damn grind. And it's hard to, you can't even think about how many shows you have left. It's just unbelievable. No, you're disconnected. I think when you go on the road for a week, and you come home for a couple of days and then go away again, that sucks. Yeah, but just going. Yeah, it's like

you get the serigate family and it reminds me of like back in the day where you just go to Julie Hall. Really? Yeah, you just disconnect from your life and make this your life. Yeah. And these would be that'd be your mom, that'd be your dad, these are your uncles, that's your brothers and sisters, and that's kind of... It's weird. Yeah, it's fucking weird. I had some friends call me dad and talk to since we've left, and I felt like... Who are you?

Yeah, it was weird. I'm a different man. I'm not who you were. I was. Yeah. Just go back and like not talk to anybody, and they'll see you on the street, Ryan? And you don't answer them. Oh, I'm out there Hamilton All right, man, well

We got a couple of weeks. Maybe we'll do another one of these before okay We wrap this up, but we got to go back out and do this fucking curtain call We have a curtain call and then we have to do a capital one meet and greet Yeah, but we all stand in front of our photos and I'm the only one that doesn't look like my photo. Fuck I hate. I hate having a food addiction man. It kills me. I hate it. Oh, if I could just be a fucking, I mean I'm gonna get thin again. Yeah, I got one, I got two more things in me and three more fats. So you got got one more fat.

I got this sick, yeah, I know, that's why I fucking give up and I just go fat all the way. But, you know, we're gonna go do this fucking meat and Greek, which is called just tedious, because some people fucking sign their names and put extra shit. Just sign your fucking name. God damn it. It's so long.

But anyways, go to Ryan Hamilton.tv. Yeah. Ryan Hamilton on Twitter. Yeah Ryan Hamilton. Oh shit. I can't get anything. Well get something. Your name's not tone. What is how about I'm just gonna go to Ryan Hamilton. Try that one. I don't know, I were trying a bunch of stuff. That's what it is right now. You're fucking too nice dude, that's what it is. You're fucking too nice. All right, well that's it, that's another addition,

a 30 minute addition of, you know what dude podcast with Ryan Hamilton, we're on the Just For Laughs fucking poor that never ends. I just threw up in my mouth.