Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Satellite Trash

Episode Date: August 6, 2018

Bobby’s on vacation, so Dan Soder sits in with guests Joe List and Mike Vecchione! Should YouTubers do stand up, should we get so mad when they do, and do white guys still get to have an opinion? We dance through this mine field and more on this weeks killer YKWD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You're listening to Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude on the Riotcast Network Riotcast.com Should I You never know podcast is popular enough where I might affect some of these lives. You know, but no. I'm gonna come out of the dates hot. Joe Liss just bought up a great point. Hi, I'm Dan Soder from the Bonfire on Comedy Center Radio, Series 6, 795. Guest hosting for Robert Kelly. On You Know What Dude, I'm gonna try to say it like him. Cause Joe list, who's our guest? I'm gonna guess I'm a regular.

You're a regular. We're on the show. A regular guest is Mike Vecchione, who's my roommate, I'm a common law husband, and we'll be, and of course the regular crew. But we're not on the fucking intro. Me, you were Lewis.

It's, it's egregious. It's crazy. You guys really take pride in being the regulars. Yeah, that's a status thing for you. It's our show. You want to go into a show? I'm going to turn this into a threat. Dude, I'm going to be,

we wake up every morning together and have breakfast. I'm going to be listening to you reading some threatening tweets from people who are upset that you said that it's not a big deal where the wrecked. I didn't say it wasn't a big deal. I thought I was going to throw my mom in. Throw them modulating. Throw them modulating.

Big news, dance holder. God damn it, you're overmodulating. You're overmodulating. Big news, dance odor. Goddammit, you're overmodulating. It looks like someone gave a firefighter some chocolate milk after that. That's how it looks when you're drinking it. I didn't know where you're doing roast paddle. Yeah, well, I'm the new Jeff Ross. I just did.

I'm out. I'm never roasting again. We'll talk about that later. You got some business. Yeah, let's do our next business. It's my mic on, by the way. Yes, it is when you're yelling into it because I maybe it's my headphones Yeah, somebody help your headphones. I don't know. I hear you. This is what Bobby gets for leaving children in charge of the operation

Gabby's not wearing pants. I mean me Joe and Vicki on Okay, you're not wearing pants. You can't talk to me Cellular Vegas, you don't have to wear pants too. I don't know if that's true. It's hot. It is hot. Comedy seller lost Vegas. Go to ComedyCellar.com and you can get tickets right there. This week, obviously, House MC Mark Cohen, Nathan Macintosh, Ian Edwards, Kathleen Dunbar and Desbishop are all going to be there at sellervegas. So go to ComedyCellar.com and get tickets if you are in Las Vegas. You use code CC social. And if you're not in Vegas, fucking fly to Vegas. Yeah, or just keep flights.

Or just, I'm sorry, this isn't for you. Oh, I'm gonna say sometimes things aren't for you. The fuck I don't read is that, dog. Well I'm saying if you're in Vegas, could have covered it's all the Vegas, I'm going specific. All right, fine, but if you're not flying, who's in Vegas?

James mattered and fucking the coach takinian and Brian reggaard if you're in Michigan get a fucking airplane right Larry Johnson has to own a steakhouse in oh yeah no question any if you play for you at LV you need to open a restaurant in Vegas and then laughable app go download the laughable app everybody's on there we're all on it veky own list me you can find podcast you love like Tuesday's with stories or no disrespect And you can also just search for guests like me no disrespect dude. It's my podcast Are you down with the reads? Oh Bobby is patreon Bobby's patreon Oh, you gotta get guys the reason Bobby couldn't be here today is because he's vacationing in the French river

Era You need to go to patreon to fuel these European trips Bobby loves laying on the front of his yacht and sunning He has a whole European family. You don't even know that smoking some bats dude Dude, I got the family in licked and Stein We're going around We're having 300 yearold wine. I'm drinking it dead dead. Listen up. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. The thing is, is this. The end of the day,

here's what's up. Here's what it all is. And the summation Kelly and everything at the end of the day it all comes together. And when you rake it together in a nice pile of leaves, go to patreon.com slash Robert Kelly and then sign up, become a patron. I got to do a watch line. Live from the shed, there's a lot of stuff on there. One on ones. Yeah, I'm going to actually do. You want to watch them do group stuff? If you want to watch them do a lot. If you like them do it, water sports. You want to see German? I do. I live when you start selling comics like it's a cam girl. I know. Comics should just...

Private parties. We should just be giving our patrons to each other. Don't you think? What do you mean? Because I want to see the fucking live from the show with Quint. Quint's like, here's the secret to all comedy. He's like, give me five bucks and you can see it. I'm like, come on.

Yeah, I had to, Yannis and Chris put out a, uh, Bayridge Boys on Patreon and I texted Yannis like, I'm not going to pay for that. Can I watch it? Can you see me on the episode? put out a bearish boys on patron and I texted y'all it's like I'm not gonna pay for that can I watch it you feel me the episode that's all you gotta do this is just text calling the be it or text Bobby well maybe I'll get on Bobby's Patriot convinced him to get on my picture and then we're breaking even Okay, is it just to watch the calling episode? Well, there's a bunch of there's a bunch of good ones ask Gabby

She's not wearing pants. I'm trying to losing her mind. I'm trying to pay for the pay. I'm trying to say I don't want to watch the fucking thing I'm trying to sell his show what oh Bobby. I don't care about calling I can call him on the phone That should be your patreon you calling calling on the phone phone call podcast Phone pod. Let's all do our phone pods phone pod right now Everything's just devolving because you don't you don't they don't answer and then they have to call you back and leave a message Yeah, so it's a message podcast. I like that. What those one 800 numbers in the 80s where you could do it Mm-hmm. We could like call well. You look at it makes them old. Yeah, that's exactly why I look at you You really have a huge dick Mike. Have we talked about this? I really don't really? No

You have big dick face though. Do you think you you think you rocks around like a tuna can like I think you have a Yeah, thick fuck it like a tuna can like I think you have a thick like a Pepsi can I'm a big big Pepsi can not at all. I'm gonna go Oh, you have to label this a very special episode and if it goes on patreon I want a piece of that five dollar. Well you go on patreon backslash Robert and not backslash just slash Robert Kelly You can see Mike's dick that'll be up on the patreon at the end of the episode. You can see my backgash. Yeah. My asshole pussy. Ah.

Joe's got such a nice backgash. That's something a football position. What backgash? I played five years back. It's Tyrone Daler at Backgash. You guys, we're moving so fast. Is there anywhere we can go after this is like moving fast? No, no, we're only doing a 15 minute podcast.

That was very mean. We're doing punk rock podcasts. What no, no, we're only doing a 15 minute podcast We're doing punk rock podcast There is a way in the past games. I'm wearing a pants game. It's not wearing the pants My back is a big black slash sounds like a football position And then we're done and then Bobby goes dad. You did six minutes and forty seven seconds That's not enough for my patreon dude hold on max is eating fresh fish Hold on, Max is eating fresh fish. I don't know what the video is. Dad, do I dare Max? Max, grab one of my 155 personalized homemade knives.

That's what I'm about. Bobby really is like a villain that flows knives. That's how many knives he has now. His shed is bananas. He's like, you know what we might need? We might need a compass. Joe, reach in there. I got about 350 compasses sent to me for free for the guy

and his main because you think we didn't do any base jump in this weekend but probably do some base jump. I got some packs loaded up. It's hilarious. He watches movies in there, right? Doesn't he have that movie? Oh, yeah. He's doing it. It's great. Watches are on the wall. It's the right thing. It's the wall of the shed. When you do it in the suburbs, it's like a cool man cave.

But when you do it out in a rural area, you're Kazinsky. You're just like a fuck it. He's just writing his manifesto I'm not so close to a bomb. I know I look to my support dog The supporters D.A.G. Not D.O.G. I'm not D.A.W.G. I don't know. D.A.G. I'm starting to realize how dumb I am. Everybody has a gay ass this lady What coffee envy everybody has a huge coffee? I have a coffee. I think Joe's I'm starting to realize how dumb I am. Everybody has this lady. What? Coffee envy. Everybody has a huge coffee.

I have a coffee. And then Joe said it to you. Yeah. So there you go. I think you're a big one. That's like an uncircumcized coffee. I have to go back down to that. Do you want more coffee?

Yeah. I could get you. I had no coffee this morning. I came in with no coffee. So you got to understand living with Vecchio and it is like living with a difficult five-year-old sometimes. Do you want this? I have a beef with you. No, I'm gonna bring it up. I really can't drink it anymore Okay, I got it. Yeah bring it up. Do you sorry?

What what show does what Dan does is we have a garbage can we have recyclables We have a cardboard we have plastic and then we have the trash. Yeah, but what Dan does is he orders out a lot Yeah, so then he have the trash. But what Dan does is he orders out a lot. So then he takes the bag where the- Go to the loop, put that in. Go to the loop, put that in. You can cook your meals. Is that on a sponsor? I'm sorry.

He takes the bag and he puts like a satellite trash right next to the bag. And sometimes he'll have two or three meals and there's like three satellite trashes next to the actual trash, next to all the recyclables. So after a while, I'm like, what are we even doing here? Like what are we doing? So we don't get it. Why don't you put it in the actual trash next to all the recyclables so after a while I'm like what are we even doing here? Yeah, like what are we doing? Why don't you put it in the actual trash because it takes up all the room of the trash bags

So what I'd rather do is keep the satellite trash is next to it Then I can bind them all in a one bag and then I put them in the trash and I take the trash Give it the problem is our whole kitchen is then ancillary trash bags Well, that's what it becomes I don't want to say anything. I didn't know this is such a big deal No, I don't want to say anything. Let me just say something about this satellite trash. They stay How's the bonfire go Can I say Fucking six years of doing this podcast you're seven years of this podcast I've never seen Joe's face line up

Speaking of satellite trash. I can't. Well, as soon as we said satellite trash, I was like, I think this is gonna work. And then you get like, you're going to jump back in your head. I'm like, wait, it is satellite radio, right? There is a satellite.

I've been missing. I had to think of the name of the show. It was a lot was happening. Yeah, sometimes you miss, I've been misfiring a lot, saying wrong words. Like when I said DAG, that was a misfire. Yeah, the one and only DAG. Um, you just got back from Dublin, Ireland. I did, matey. I was over there in Ireland. You get it for bad access. That's not even. Yeah, you're to bomb. Do you know, I'm a voice to different

rules with a voice guy. I got I got I got to do a pretty good accent. Do it. I remember Dublin city. Hinder ae, Herald Times. It just sounds like a drunk Irishman falling asleep. That's what they are. That's something. They're all that. They're all that. I was in Dublin great time.

Yeah, last week. Vodafone, right? Yes, I did roast battle and vote a phone. I was on four, six and a half hour, I spent 27 hours on airplanes. So you went out to LA and recorded a roast battle for Comedy Central? Flu to LA Monday, roast battled Tuesday.

Who did your roast battle? My wife, my wife. Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh, what are you doing? Yes, I think it's on tonight. On Comedy Central. I believe, this is coming next. If you're watching live tonight on Comedy,

wait, it's gonna be next. If you're watching live, it comes out next week. Okay, whatever the flip. You said tonight, I actually, wow. I did the pod math in my head. You gotta let me know you're doing pod math, bro. I always do it's watching why it comes out next Okay, whatever the food said tonight. I actually I did the pod math and I gotta let me know you're doing pod math, bro I always do it pod math. You're always pod and so you it comes out next Sunday Monday I think I'm doing it Sunday. I have no idea. I think it was Sunday because that's when the Charlie Sheer Oh, right the Bruce Willis wills wills. Yeah, I think but they might not the format is different now

They're just instead of doing a tournament. They're just doing two right for an episode. Yeah, they just wanted to get like put like it's the Sklar brothers and us It's a family episode was that weird. I mean like did you and Sarah talk about jokes? You guys were gonna do about each? Yeah, we worked on it together. I don't know if we're supposed to say that break the fourth wall. Yeah, geez Well now Vecchio can't trust roast thing anymore trust Roast they're getting more. I think that's the way to do it. That's his Santa. Roasting is back here in Santa. I like to believe that it's all real.

Why don't you get ruined here for me. Maybe they might be mad at me for saying that. But that's the way to do it, because that way, we're letting it out. Let it out. Gabby, can we edit it out? Is this an old podcast? No.

I'm going to continue to talk about it for a while. Don't you do that when you want something to do to that? God damn it, I'm a satellite radio guy. I think that's when you do, when you want, like do that? Ah, god damn it, I'm a satellite radio guy. I think that's what you do when you want, like a ball thrown at you and you're a seal. Oh! How did the roasting go? It was good, but I'll tell you,

this is not a great time for men to be roasting good. Oh! That's not a lot. The zeit guy's a little tricky. Oh, that was a fat boy. He was always thinking, what the hell is this bitch is in there? Hey, yeah, what was...

Do you say at the end, if you win, I'm gonna rape you? No, I didn't do that by the time. I did a Me Too joke, and that was weird. But here, the thing is, it's like, all the way, first of all, they shouldn't do roast battle in LA. They shouldn't in Hollywood. Dude, they should have done beautiful people. Yeah, and it's like the ground zero of like PC.

Yeah. Yeah. They should do it in like Tampa. Yeah. And everyone's like, ah! Woo! Like it's just everyone's like, oh! I'm going to bite a rero!

Yeah! It's like after the swamp. Yeah. I think I'm to roast battle. I think I'm going to have some gator meat and watch this man talk down to his wife and a microphone. I knew it was the middle of the show, looking there's a lady in the front row and she was just like angry.

Cause I think a lot of people in LA, I don't know people know this, there's professional audience members. Yeah, so do you feel that for the standups? Cause you taped in LA and so did I. A little bit, I do. And I felt that way, the first crowd that we taped with the standups,

I was like, oh fuck, this is a great crowd. And the second crowd I was like these feels like pro like half pro audience people I was completely reversed but yeah the same thing. Yeah so you're doing roast by me. That's actually terrible. That's terrible to do live performance in front of actors. Well they don't care. They're really big. They're like they're like looking to find a lens. So I guess that I'm like. to find the lens. So I grew up in the back. And then you're like, try to meet him at another place. I'm like, yeah, just waiting.

So you look down and just saw a woman give you nothing? No, I mean, like, during the, because like the whole lead up, there's a bunch of stuff before you start. Like they go through and make jokes and then they had like the Saudi princes a character and like he's saying,

9, 11 jokes and all that stuff and talking about how women shouldn't be able to wear clothes, whatever the fuck. And then like this woman is just like, like doing this and I'm like, this lady, you shouldn't be here. And it's okay. Like it's okay to be woke and offended.

You just shouldn't be here. I'm not one of these. You should die, you can't. Just don't come here. I don't think you know if you're, it's not okay to be offended. Well, if you're at home. If you're at home, I don't think you can choose on okay to be offended. Well, if you know, if you're at home, you're

at home. I don't think you could choose on who can be offended by what, but he's right. Like just don't go to a fucking roast back. Too many people are offended by everything now. Yeah, of course. Well, yeah, of course, but he's saying specifically if you're an offended person, it'd be like if you're a vegan and you go to where they keep fucking veal and you're like, oh, yeah, offended by this. Yeah, you were against it to begin. Maybe you're going to stop it Well, that's what she was there. Maybe you turn and realize that that meat is delicious Well, she didn't stop us from having a great time. It was really fun and Sunday on Comedy Central, right? Yep, I think it's Sunday. I don't know fire episode because they might mix and match

But I thought they're gonna do a family. They are but I got Mars might be the last episode of the series. What if they just give you a series Joe talks down to his wife every week. Every week. Every special episode of Joe talks down to his wife. I would love that. But she ripped it. I mean we we killed. Yeah, she fucking murdered. We had some but we are my buddy Tom Dustin helped us out of Right. One of the best. If you guys need to write jokes or roadshow called Tom. It is very mean. Tom is mostly roasting people. That's the fact that Tom Dustin on Twitter'm dustin' on Twitter, right? Might be an underscore in there, I think.

Yeah, but I'm not. I think it's how I'm dustin' underscore. You can get his album, it's called, I'm dangerous now, or dangerous now, something like that. It's really important to point it out. So he helped, and then we kind of worked on it together, and the Sklaub Brothers were like amazing. They did like nine jokes, they just kept going.

Like how was it? They just came up and they pushed him off stage. How was the makeup sex? It was pretty hot. Yeah, I got to tell you because you roast her after like during Yeah, Sarah Sarah thinks doggy style Dirty talking roast format well now we just got to keep it away from her parents. That's what I'm most nervous about like a very dad He's like an old. Yeah, I old army guy from that delightful at the wedding delightful Do you like that? Yeah, why are you? Yeah, you guys are very powerful so I have to establish my presence here

You can't really send the life Oh, that was scary. I said delight they're delightful. This is a very strong coffee I know it's fucking treasure strong. That's the city baby Right. Yeah, my face is melting off. It's too much It's like a coffee I do It's a cold brew. Oh, okay, it's a little yeah, it's too much. You're not drinking water coffee? I do. It's a cold brew. It's a little...

Yeah, it's monster energy. That's why I'm screaming. Okay. This is one of those things like her dad's not going to understand it. Like, he's like a 75-year-old army guy from South Africa. He's not going to be like, I'm like, yeah, how about my wife's cut, huh? Fucking stinks. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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All right, just whatever then. That's fine. That's fine. That's just a day in Iceland at the start. That's fine. I'm going to get you to the coffee. You know the coffee? I like watching it happen. I'm glad there's cameras on this show because I like watching a habit on Joe's face

I Then Joe just There's a Arlingus and Ethiopian you can fly Ethiopian Airlines from us. I feel it's the Dublin We want to go as far as possible. We've no litter to no fury. You're not me. You're a food on Ethiopian airline. Airlingus, they did that sketch on SNL when everyone got upset.

Airlingus is the most Irish, I mean, it's an Irish airline, but you get on and they really lean into the Irish on that airline. They're like, top of the mountain, it's our English. Oh, area, you know what they say say close your eyes on a flight and miss the interior journey did you fly your lingers? I didn't I flew air Delta yeah hell yeah so I miles for life I had already had my flight book and then the

what do you call roast battle came later so my flight I already had a 1030 pm flight from JFK to Dublin. Yeah, so then I flew from LA to New York 5 30 a.m. pick up six hour flight to New York, then a four hour four or five hour layover and a seven hour flight to the hotel. I went home for 45 minutes and just like unpacked and repacked and jerked off twice. So you oh yeah because you have to go JFK back to a story, a story of back to JFK. And it was rush hour.

Wow. Each way, but I did it just to be home for like 45 minutes. Wow. Were you with Sarah? So like when you got home, or she like, all right, I gotta get to stay later. No, she had to go record her podcast or something like that. That's a huge mess.

She was with Adrian Apollucci. Yes. I apollucci, go download it. Go down on her. They said go down on her. Wow. Yeah am Apaluci, go download it. Um, go down on her? Listen, go down on her. No, no, no. Yeah, he would never. Um, I'm here.

I'm going to want to. Adrian, not Sarah. Yeah. Oh, man, I don't mess with married woman until you get killed. No, that's what I was saying. He would never. Thanks, my man. Salah guy.

What's happening here? This feels like a fucking trick. I was like, ah, I wouldn't go through your diary. He was like, what? So when you flew to Ireland, are you just completely all, I remember getting there and you have to take like a two hour nap because you fly overnight. But then my room's not ready.

So I ended up powering through. I ended up having a couple of Cubans and lived my life. It was fun. I was fucking exhausted, but it was great. I flew to China like a month ago, but I didn't complain about it. Oh, it was just a man. I haven't seen you since then.

That was Bobby's cookout. Yeah. I didn't complain about it. Oh, man. I haven't seen you since then. That was Bobby's cookout. Yeah. You didn't complain about it. But you did ask every single person at the party if you could bring your skateboard or whatever the smoothie maker. Yes. Yes.

Did you do it? No, no, I didn't chance it. Yeah. I got too many warnings. So I didn't just say. I mean, actually, people smuggle drugs with less concern than Becky and Dupes. You know what, you would hate Singapore

because it's, let's get into me now. Yes. Yeah. Joe, that's great. It's going on with your career. But I think it's happening, too. And it's amazing because in Singapore, there's a death penalty for drugs.

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It's the funniest act I've ever seen in my life because he just did it over chewing gum So wait in Singapore they behave you for having drugs. I think they hang you and they there's a thing when you When you sign the form that that warns you that there's a death they have the death penalty for drugs for smuggling How do they how do they relax? I'll tell you what it's the most it's the lowest crime I looked it up. It's the lowest crime in the world. I think I want to move Yeah, it might be the right it might be the right thing to do Yeah, I'm saying Singapore no because the laws are just very no nonsense. So I'll give you do it you you know You take your chances section 17 of the misuse Drugs Act lists the amount of control drugs beyond which

the person who carries them shall be presumed to possess them for the purpose of, wow, they just really... A lot of P words. A lot of P words of drug trafficking go back up, drug trafficking and let's prove it otherwise. So this is just... Wait, what's that penis pussy pedophile? What? Why are you saying that?

I'm not. I'm just doing more P words. I'm not a dog. I'm more peeler. I'm not. I'm not. The bomb man. I'm not at all. It actually made me intrigued. You didn't bomb on that. That's an offendable thing.

So does it say if they fucking kill people? That's what I'm looking for. The possession consumption manufacturing. I mean, not for possession. I import exporter trafficking of these and other controlled drugs in any amount or illegal. Persons caught with less than the mandatory death penalty. Wow, they have a mandatory death penalty amount. Dude, that's awesome.

You're like, I got that death penalty amount, bro. I got a guy that can get you, oh, penalties ranging from caning up to 24 strokes to life in prison. You say you're on masculine from a royal set of bombs? Yeah. You say you're on masculine? Oh yeah. Okay, there. Oh, yeah. OK, there.

Oh, wow. A lot of terrible, a lot of change in 2009 gave cannabis and marijuana mix years, diluted with other substances, are treated the same under the Singapore law, assumed intent is trafficking. Fuck that. I ain't going to Singapore.

What if someone just snuck weed in your bag while you were still in the middle of the day? That's terrible accident. That'd be a terrible way to Singapore. What if someone just snuck weed in your bag like while you were saying it's like a terrible accident That'd be a terrible way to die. What was that movie where they have to go back and you're gonna hang in with Vince Vaughn? Swingers. I was hoping you're gonna say four weddings. Singapore baby! That's what they do baby. It's a fucking sad ass return of paradise. Oh yeah, that's a book.

Same year as swingers, I think. Oh, that was earlier, maybe. No, swingers. But the bottom line is there's no crime. So it's like you could walk down the street three in the morning with all your money in your hands. As a vigilante, did that unsuttle you? It was great.

And the kids, I was at a museum. And the kids were walking straight line, totally calm, like no horse play or anything like that. It was unbelievable. Is this your quiet way of saying you want an Asian wife? That's what I went over there to find. Yeah, why me? Come on. We're gonna go in the dark.

Yeah, we're gonna go in the dark. You're going to 50s Asian races. You still call them orientals? Yeah. Dude, my grandma does. They wish. In a joking way. I took my grandma to a 49er game and we were in San Francisco

and the windows were down And my grandmother just goes I could tell from that woman's laugh that she's an orient Nana, not cool, but I think that's like nobody emailed you a grandmother to say his or handles is crazy if she can't work email Dan she can't work email and her fire her house might be on fire right now Well, maybe she should should evacuate because of the late county because of the fires up in California. So we're back to you again. Great. Yo bro, either you get on it or you get off it because I'll burn you up. Sorry. I know we'll just skip over the fact that my grandmother might not have a house. Anyways, how was Dublin? How was that lush green Brady? She should move this

guy. She's dying. How old is she's got? Those fires are crazy. Dan was really distraught about it for like five minutes and then he smoked weed. All right, Newy was going to say that. He brings it up like a bitter ex life. I have another drink, Dan. I'm not in the pain.

He smoked weed and then created a satellite garbage. Woo. Another ancillary garbage from the day down. With Jay Okerson, Monday Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday goddamn right 6 a.m. Comedy Central Radio series 6.95 you can also download the podcast best of the bonfire it's a pod Yeah, we're getting in the podcast space. Oh fun, you know, we can't leave money on the table. Well, I hope your grandma is all right Dublin was It's a fucking great festival, man. It's a desbiscuit.

I'm not gonna put in a hot one. I was in another festival called Montréal. Maybe you guys. Ooh. I was networking with Netflix to try to get a four minute special. I'm like, you get a four minute. Vickie on's faking that he's Argentinian to get a special. Vickie on his list.

That's what they were taping. They were taping all the international specials. Oh yeah, 47 in the same day. Yeah, that's not too much. No, I could go wrong. That's perfect amount of comedy. Like the Filipino and the Thai comedy is like our comedy in the 80s. They're like, Black guys have big penises.

Applauds break, standing ovation. I'll tell you that man. That's one of the hardest I laughed is I watched that Trevor Noah documentary where they talk about him being from Africa and they're like, he was opening for some of the legends of African comedy. And it's like guys doing bits that are just so 80s hack

with they're like, we might be shopping! You're gonna stop a woman from shopping! And they're like, he was with the best in Africa. And you're like, yeah, they suck. The American comedy is so much better than international comedy. There's some like brilliant people internationally. Name them.

Ah. Ah. You're making a proper damn. Yeah, I don't know any. No, I'm showing some great ones. There's like, no, I saw David O'Dority is great. He's an Ireland, I've done the festival twice with him. He does music and he's great.

Yes, I've seen him. Tommy Tiernan, I open for this weekend. He's a killer. That just sounds like an old singer. Tommy Tiernan. Did you put on the Tommy Tiernan album? Yes, I've seen him Tommy Ternan. I open for this weekend. He's a killer. It just sounds like an old singer Did I put on the Tommy Ternan? He's a killer. You know, it was great is Ashling B is I don't know, but you know who's really great American comedians? Roy Scoval. Yeah, no, we're a better

Well, that's what I want to talk about. Yeah, Roy Scoval is the fucking the hardest I've all acted any special in the past three years I'm upset. Why? You past three years. I'm upset. Why? You want to know why I'm upset? Why? Because before we were on air, I was like, I'll tell you what I want to talk about. The only thing I want to talk about is

Rory Scoville. And now you're acting like you brought it up. I'm not bringing up. I said it first. So, Joe, Joe gets to say it. Now you're going to get to credit. They got to go, oh, so. It's called the segue, Joe.

I know when you're host, you lead the horse to water. Now, what? The horse doesn't go. You know, I wanted most you lead the horse I say we would have been hey Joe speak it what you're in that you see any great American comedians over there Fuckin talk show It's only one ball. There's only one ball Princeton style no, no go ahead. No, you know who I really like? Mike Vecchio.

I love Vecchio. He's not revolutionary. Who's a revolutionary, Joe? Thank you. I'll tell you who I was saying was revolution. Before you got here, it was just Dan and I. One, Rory F. Skolver. That's definitely a very good one.

What makes more or so different, Joe? Well, thank you. Corey F. Skullware. That's definitely a very good one. What makes more of this? It's a different, Joe. Well, thank you and I, that us who are just throwing mere mortal things. I can't talk or else it becomes about me and Joe's. Well, there are no rules. Yeah.

Get over there. Get over there. Get over there. What were you going to say? Seriously though? Oh, the Frisbee joke on his special artist. I laughed at any one particular line on a special where he's like talking about how guys throw it in a different way like trying to get laid and he's like what do you ladies up to there it is

i watched that fucking ass mic i was just sitting in the living room whining watching it laughing at it because he's like though he's just so fucking funny it It's crazy. Yeah, I was watching him in Dublin. I've mentioned it offstage. He is amazing. I've watched him do three different shows. Three, not different sets, completely different things. At one show, he's so fucking, he's like Robin Williams if Robin Williams was good at comedy. He's like, at one point, he's walking out of the stool.

He's like, what if I just held the stool the whole time? And we were like, oh yeah, that would be crazy. And then he just did it. He did it 25 minutes step, holding the stool. And he had his beer on it. He's somehow like drinking his beer off the stool. And just like murdering one night he did straight material.

The last night he did like this Irish kind of gay character and did like one liners and then kept breaking the wall but in the character. At one point he had the lights off and Like he had the reverb turned up and he was doing this crazy like voice of God Yeah, it was murder It was one of the things where I'm like this is like the most special performance I've ever seen in my life That guy is like touched. Yeah, if you have an opportunity to see Rory Skowl live

You should because it was the same thing when I did the festival Two years ago Rory was there and I moved out of my way to watch him like was one of those days where you're like having like a fun Hang you're like I got to go I got to go watch Rory because we never see him here Yeah, you know you never see him in New York, especially to do a set like that overseas It's crazy and it was when abortion was still illegal in Ireland and in the middle of a set There's just this like down period and he's like I really think abortion should be legal here. And all these people in the back were like, yeah, and he goes, shut the fuck up! He's just a fuck up!

He doesn't know why I'm saying that. You don't know why I'm saying that. Because I think abortion should be legal so we can abort the babies that will become abortion doctors. He's like, you want to solve a problem? You got to take some risks. And I was like, and it was one of those things where I was like laughing so hard.

He was just doing things where I, it's like, you know, as a comic, you're kind of hardened. And you're like, you watch really great comedy and you're like, that's funny, that's funny. Rory still makes me laugh like I'm not doing comedy, right? Yeah. Like there's like a pure joy in watching Rory Scoval. And then it switches over like a sit to that thing of like, oh, this is amazing. Yeah. Like it's like, this time you're laughing, then's you're like this is like an unbelievable thing to be witnessing

Yeah, he's a hell of a performer and he's specials out on Netflix, but really It is one of those guys that gets it gets said a lot, but it's truth or scoval go see him live Yeah, see him live. It's so fucking you don't realize I didn't realize how much he prepares I saw him backstage. He's like hey man. I'm just thinking about my set And he was like taking time to go over it and like what he's gonna do when you're right Tell the right it seems so sporadic so fucking off the top of his head But it's fucking great man. No, I mentioned on my podcast as well We were like hanging out all week and he's found a good guy and you feel like you know You're just sort of like what do you call it peers? Mm-hmm, and then he does this set and then afterwards

I was like the first one backstage. I felt different around him I was like the first one backstage. I felt different around him. Oh, man. Hey, man. I was like, whoo, right. I was like fucking bumping into Van Morrison after a concert. And you're like, wow, I just, I'm just, it's weird to see. Like, this guy like made me on, he's like, we fucked.

And then he just fucked the shit out of me. Yeah, that's what it felt like. So later, are we gonna get dinner? Are you hungry at all? Yeah, like his performance was so good that when he left, I was like, oh, I can be myself again, that was crazy. I laughed so hard, I was like embarrassed that other comics at the festival were hearing my real laugh,

like that like, in secure laugh, I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, just watching Rory, I'm like, ah, ah, ah, ah, like, who the fuck is this guy? Yeah, it's a fucking incredible festival, the Dublin. There's a lot of, who else was over there? You were all New York guys were over there. Not a lot of New York people. Sam Jay, who's not a guy, but New York guys.

He is pervert for a verbal guy. Gender neutral. Yeah, gender fluid. Gender fluid. Tim Dill was supposed to be the but his issue with his past. He was coming from a series from Montreal. He had a passport issue. His name was different on his ticket or something, but it's like one. His middle initial was on

there or wasn't on there. And that was the different between the dumb airline going, no, you can't go. Well, that's that that's just one initial flat out bureaucracy. We're bumps up like that where they're like, no, you can't get on the plane. It was crazy So he wasn't there. It was mostly L.A. It was Rory Scoville Shane Torres was there love Shane Torres Adam Clayton Holland love Adam For he and the N. War who's fucking hilarious? He's a super funny dude. Yeah, I've hung on them a few times I've never seen his act and I was like howling that guy is so funny. He I met him at

Moon Tower and then hung out with him among the all and I was like howling, that guy is so funny. He, I met him at Moon Tower and then hung out with him among the y'all and I was like, man, this dude's fucking fun. Cause you never meet a lot of these LA guys in your festivals and you're like, cause some people with social media, you can get like an opinion of them. You like see the way they post and you're like,

I don't know if I like this guy. And then they show up and you're like, fuck your fun. Yeah, I was reading that pointly wrong. I'm a psycho, you're great. Right. No, he is hilarious. He had some great check with the ninja turtles

he's like uh... in order of how easy would be to kill somebody with their uh... you know tool whatever weapon he's like don't tell it's definitely last because he has a stick hit after like snap to kill somebody uh... he's like splinter's like don't tell him no, he said purple was for faggot It is the act on it's so long Funny

Check out for him and war he's fucking hilarious. Who else? I'm sure he was there. He was the only New York guy and this is another funny moment I hope it is mommy saying this He doesn't give a shit about anything. No, he kept showing up real late, you know, because I don't know He was in a different hotel and so he was really late and then at one point He'd like cipher was like his point man cipher was out there. Yeah, I'm seeing some shows and he's like Oh, man, it's a chase like I they told me the show started at 11 30 So then chat a cipher says to the woman, he's like,

yeah, Chase said he got an email saying 11.30 and the woman's like, well that's bizarre. This show's supposed to be done at 11.30. No one would have said that. So then, in America, you're just like, oh, he's full of shit, he's lying, because he's late. But then she was genuinely like, wait, I gotta know who emailed you.

And she wasn't calling him out for a lot of shows. She was like, genuinely curious. You're supposed to email you, because this is very strange because definitely we wouldn't have done that so I'm just wondering who and then she was like ah I don't even worry about it is crazy moment of life like culture is like surely this person wouldn't just make something

that's no way that we email to the wrong time we wouldn't do that to you she's like this must have been a priker or something no No, it's not a big deal. Don't worry. We need to find the guy To bring him to justice Fuck what I mean, I don't know maybe I read it wrong. There's like a time difference. There's no time difference email correct with the age after the hour Henry Phillips is a great story about Brian Hennigan is, I think that's his name, Doug Stanhope's manager.

Yeah. And Doug just got his manager. He was just a guy he liked. He was not in the business, but he just liked him and trusted him so we had him start managing him. And he's like a British guy or something. But he had the same thing,

like they just got fucked over on some money and Brian, who's never been, she was like, this is really unfair. This is not fair. Like she said, stand up and Henry were just like dying. I mean, I don't understand. In total, they were gonna pay us the money. And he's like, now they're fucking us.

He's like, what's that's unfair? Yeah. That's funny. There's like, this poor guy has no idea about the business. He's just so ridiculous. It's hilarious, because you have that, like I was just in Denver at comedy works with my mom,

and she didn't understand that where I was like, I think she's like, you sold out all the shows, and I was like, I think one was not sold out, but she's like, but I didn't get money for two of the shows, like, and she's like, this is not gonna give you the money, and you're like, yeah, it's just how it works. She's like, but that is similar to reaction.

She's like, but they're fucking you over. And you're like, yeah. But your mom has a murderous temper too,. She's like, but they're fucking you over. And you're like, yeah, I don't know. But your mom has a murderous temper too. So she's like, that's why I got that. And it's all the fucking, let's burn it down. Her and I after four days, it's like two fucking hungry pit bulls just circling each other. So I'm not gonna take and bite out of each other.

Where she's like, hey, is that your dish in the sink? I'm like, well, maybe if you didn't run down off, I guess it's like, Roo, Roo, Roo, Roo, Roo, Roo, and then it's like break up. Hey, can you take, I don, maybe if you didn't run down, I'm like, I'm just like, Roo! And then I just break up. Hey, can you take, I don't know if you told us before, could you tell us story

where you're playing with your GI Joe's and she has you to set the table? Oh, dude, that's, if you, people want to really, that really makes me laugh, man. If people want to know why I'm fucked up, I've told Becky on this story, I don't think I've told the story about anything before.

Yeah, it really makes sense. But I was, you know, my mom was a single mom and she worked full time and she had me. So she picked me up a daycare and we'd come home and I'd immediately, I was like, six, I would just get my toys and I'd sit in front of the TV and I'd play with like, you know, my wrestling action figures or whatever. And I'd just be sitting there playing my action figures. My mom would come in the living room and she'd go,

thanks for asking to help. And if I, what's that? My mom would be like, thanks for asking to help me. I just worked all day and I have to cook dinner now. So thanks for asking if you could help. I'm like, I didn't know I was supposed to do that. And it's just, that's my life. If you, like, Alan's been trying to unpack that for years

because he's like, let go. It's not a big deal. So, it just made me feel like shit when I was a kid. I was like, oh fuck, I didn't know I was supposed to do that. Now, but you didn't get sarcasm at all. She's like, no, I just worked a 12 hour day. I'll do it and you're like, I could tell your tone is changed. Yeah. You can't tell. I can't really I'm sorry, but you didn't get sarcasm at all. She's like no, I just worked a 12 hour day I'll do it and you're like I could tell your tone is chair Staying with this is you upset. I don't know what's happening

I don't and then I come in. I'm gonna help you like not too late now I was in a fight with the ninja turtles and GI Joe's and now I'm fucking feeling like I'm a bad husband I'm six my mom did that too. She would yell at me because she couldn't yell at my dad, basically. Well, it's funny to watch how your parents are passive aggressive with you. They're like, no, it's fine. I just thought I was raising a better kid.

And I'm still scared of the basement. I don't need to worry if I'm a good fucking partner or not. Thanks for making it too real for one second there. Who, me or Mike? Mike, he's like, she couldn't yell at my dad. I'm like, fucking partner or not. Thanks for making it too real for one second there. Who, me or Mike? Mike, he's like, she couldn't yell at my dad, you know. I'm like, this is fucking good. He goes off-might, and then we go deep. We go deep, man.

Well, that, real bad. Still on camera. Yeah. You had both parents growing up, how was that? It was pretty nice. I mean, in some ways, I've discussed this with Alan. It's harder when you have such an absent father. It would be easier if he wasn't there.

Remember when we used to do that when you drink, when we'd bring that up on shows, when you go, what's worse, you brought it up at the creek one time where both on stage together, hammering it up. I think I remember that. You go, what's worse?

Sotars dad, who's dead? But now it's him, but additionally. Well now I'm starting to see that that was a little bit of lip service. Well, I think when a girl in bed is like, you're the best I've ever had, I'm like, well, it's calm that down. Because you don't do service. Well, I think when a girl in bed is like, you're the best of ever had, I'm like, well, it's calm that down. Because you go into that.

But now when they're lying, when they're trying to get a new beret on. Not a new berpool. Now, what you really go into Allen, Allen is a therapist, by the way, for the listener. I mean, you really go defending your parents. He's like, you were right, it's right. I'm trying to do an impression of they

and doing it. But she hates my impression of Allen. I feel like I do a better impression Personally, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, you're getting better Yeah, but he really goes after your parents and then you really defend your parents and then he breaks you down Oh, then makes you feel like a fucking turd from standing up for your parents Yeah, yeah, where I'm like yeah, dude. I don't know my dad just dealing with a lot. He's an alcohol. He's in love you He's now the Hawking's in Love You. Yeah.

Yeah. Fuck you, dude. Oh, my God. No. It's just hard. My element time, it was so fucked, he was like, you love your mother? And I was like, of course, he's like, tell me about it. Yeah.

And I was like, what do you mean I love her? He's like, well, tell me about the feeling. Tell me about it. Tell me about it. And I was like, uh, well, you know, I love it. And then he's like, tell me about how you love Sarah. I'm like, oh man, like I can feel my heart beating faster when she comes home. I get excited. We laugh and like we share a story. We catch up. He's like, okay, tell me now about your mother's love.

And I'm like, well, it's just true. And then I'm like, I'm like, do I not love my mother? I'm like, I give this guy just fucking like, he's the only one. He's the only one that does not love him. I'm telling you, man crazy if you want to see your favorite comedians in a different state of mind Yeah, just wait at the 72nd one two three stop for them to come out and walk them go so do I be like Hey, man, I like that Winnie the poo voice ago. Yeah, man. I don't know my dad betrayed me I don't know. My dad betrayed me. You're a band of jails. That's why you like Winnie the Pooh.

That's why you do voices, because you never heard his voice. He's not wearing pants. No good segue. That's a distraction. This old, this guy Dave Greenberg, he was a Boston comic, he was started with like fish and stuff,

me quit. We had a great joke about, for Halloween we had homemade costumes one year. I went as, Winnie the Pooh, I wore a red t-shirt no bad yeah I think you're gonna bomb you got a bomb for that guy's Joe you got a father so you can't do t-shirt no

yeah but you saw it coming no she's laughing because she's wearing red t-shirt no bad yeah but also because it was really stumbled through the joke yeah joke with no but it's pretty great yeah but it's pretty great to lack your way out of it Oh, yeah, a lot of comics are doing that these days almost all of them and getting specials. Yes, they're doing it through their specials That's right. It's laugh where there should be a punchline. When do you think the bubble bursts? Oh? I don't know. I think it's gonna be 2020 I don't know. I think it's going to be 2020. Is where it really pops.

And what pops in what sense? Like, you start platform for specials or what? Like, I think there's too many specials out. I think people are sick of stand up. I think with all that stuff, it starts coming down where it washes away a lot of like, you know, like rooms that shouldn't be doing comedy that are doing comedy that are successful right now, those will go away and they'll go back to just clubs. But that happens a little bit now too. There's still clubs closing. It's such a weird time. that shouldn't be doing comedy, that are doing comedy, that are successful right now, those will go away and they'll go back to just clubs.

But that happens a little bit now too, there's still clubs closing, it's such a weird time, cause it's like boom, but then there's clubs closing as well and I don't know. Yeah, I think it's gonna be, like I think a lot of people that are doing standup for attention will leave and just go to the podcasts that, you know, they're gonna move, they're gonna move,

they're gonna move, they're gonna move, they're gonna move, they're gonna, but it really, or it's just are doing vlogs they're like and they're gonna get away from a vlog isn't narcissistic enough uh it's fucking pretty goddamn narcissistic it is but you're not out in front of people like really like yeah there's not that person-to-person content that's what makes stand-up hard stand-up hard is you don't you're not gonna know how the crowd's gonna react every time that's what makes a

hard and so I don't know if you preach a popular narrative you can pretty like if I go and I have a super left wing narrative and I know I'm going to room in New York and I'm going to preach mine. I'm pretty sure people will be on board with it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm saying those people will eventually I think just go to podcasts and fucking video blogs. And literally have shows and movies. I think a lot of them are just going to blow up, which is fine. I can't wait. I'm like great. Yeah, bye. Get literally have shows and movies. I think a lot of them are just gonna blow up, which is fine, I can't wait. I'm like, great.

Yeah, bye. Get out of here. Yeah, bye. Because really they're just taking off of space. Yeah. That's what it is as a comic, you're like, all right? I don't think they'll actually leave stand up. Why can't they?

I do all that and stand up. Well, they'll do the air stand up things. Right. Well, it's like, well, you see someone who does, they like Jeremy Pivin. Right. You're like, are you a comic? Right.

No. Are you an actor doing comedy? Absolutely. But there's a difference between consistently doing stand-up and just doing it to get your rocks off, which I think those people will do. They're doing it to break. Jeremy Piv is a bad example because he's a guy who already broke and now he's coming back to do stand-up for some reason. Was he a comic before? I don't think so. Yeah, no. No. So he's just starting now. Yeah, that'd be like that's weird It's like Richard Drifest started doing I don't need this yeah, he's like I don't know my wife is bad She's a tough woman

I go home. I don't know Drifest is special I'm above the I'm below the water now. It's called Hooper Drives of the Boat. Yeah. Or my Opus. This is my Opus.

Yeah, I just think it's, I think the, I was talking to you about this last night, or I was talking to Nate about this last night. I think the comedy bubble is gonna burst first, and then all the PC shit will go back down. Wait, Nate still talks to you? So I'm rarely, I go through his publics list. Give me his new number.

I had to call his real turn. I got one of the buyers house. Anyway, hello, and I went, hey buddy, dance soda. MTV Choose Guy Court. I think I can have him just to work with you. I got a beef with Nate. Whoa, all right, let it air, dude. Well, I got the refighted Civil War.

Let's go. I got the half hour. He called me, he's like dude. He's like by a car now. That way you have to worry about it. Like, he's like, I'm selling out like you. Like bonus it. It's gonna be door deals from here on out.

To be like buy an island. I'm like, I haven't seen a needle move. Now one person has been like, I saw you on Netflix only. Let me tell you how I feel. Guess that's how fast it happens. I was on the same season as Nate, and it didn't happen for me like that.

Nate's like, I mean, it's crazy. Well, that's crazy for you. I'm like, no, I'm staring eye to eye with a waitress who's being set home right now, because there's not enough tickets sold in St. Louis. And Nate's like, I mean, they're asking me to do seven extra shots. So I was just, I was joking about that in Providence.

I'm like, I'm the comedian Saturday late. You just see seven waitresses and winter coats being like, it was nice to meet you. In between shows, we're like, oh boy. Like, 80% of the white staff just left. You're so nice, thank you. The winter coat thing almost just made me choke on my coffee. Because it's so real.

We're like, oh, we really had a fun time. You should check. You're a good thing almost just made me choke on my coffee. Because it's so real. When they got like this, they go, we really had a fun time. You see? I think you're like, you just hear the fucking, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Are you ready for a show? I'm like, I got a guy out of 80's there.

Well, it's a good thing. That's fucking comedy. That's like, you're in the green room. So you don't know. It's a good judgment of like how many, like I just wanted to say, it was great to me. And you're like, is anybody out there that's just one waiter and nine guys?

What fucking Tuesdays was storage, just you know? We're here. I had that feeling in fucking, at, um, Cap City in Austin, Texas. I was like, all right, here we go. It was like a good weekend. And I was in the green room in the back with the kitchen. And then you just turned one of them go,

oh fuck, I gotta go, man, it's the end the month and then like what is it what does that mean? What does that mean and I walked out? There's fucking do you know how big that room is? Yeah, it's like three of the days Radically filled in Colin Quinted retweeted me that I was at Cap City So I like made the joke about that like thanks Colin look what you retweet did, but at the same time I was like Fuck Are you here the argument between the waitress? Do you want to stay or do you want me to stay? the joke about that like thanks Colin look what you're retweeted but at the same time I was like fuck Are you hearing the argument between the waitress? Do you want to stay or do you want me to stay? I did it last week So you get the next table. I got that table

Which is like well vacuance here next week. So one of us is gonna be leaving then too Don't worry guys. Piff the magic dragons here on Wednesday So we'll pay our fucking college loans back the best best is late Friday at the club laughs in Washington. Yeah. It's like, there's like 15 people and it's in between the jokes because they would laugh and then it would die down immediately. I could hear the waitresses doing their sidewalk. I can hear the somewhere clanking together and being wrapped.

They're out there. They're old club in Kirkland. I knew the late show was almost over when you heard the industrial dishwasher going in between. Cause you'd be like, anyways, and that's when I went through my last break up. Oh. Oh.

Oh. And I'm like, well, let's go to the closer and then the MC would let you and you're like, yeah, I got a new. I got a new from the fucking dishwasher. It's a mini ball. Yeah, and it's like, what I love about fans is fans, like die hard fans. There's a fan Jason Hoffman who's a fucking awesome dude Yeah, and it's like what I love about fans is fans like diehard fans.

There's a fan Jason Hoffman who's a fucking awesome. He's the best. He's the best and he fucking super supportive. He's him and his and brothers. Yeah, our whole family. There's three of them and his wife Ronnie. They come to shows to a miraculous.

Phil C. Moore and Dustin. I hate you. Hello. Sometimes I really hate you, but there is there was this, he likes coming to those shows. But he's, he's watched me pay support parking lot more than any other fan just going like, fucking, I don't know, man. And then I got a table in the back. And Jason's like, not cool, man.

And I'm like, I mean, you're probably not even a fan of mine. I don't know. Like, that's how super of a fan you have to be to watch comics and melt down after an okay show. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a guy came to three of the four shows. That's a lot. And you're like, so night, but I'm like, I keep like seeing them and I'm like, uh, what's the deal with you?

See, huh? I'm like, is that even an animal? I'm like, I'm just trying to come up with something for the guy. And you don't realize that they like it, but when you see someone that's senior actor already, you're like, ah, fuck, I felt like that at the punchline in San Francisco. It's the same bartender the whole night and the very back. And by Saturday and LH, I'm like, oh, let me just do an old one for this guy. That's kind of fucking watching this hour.

But the staff, they're used to it. And that's like, I think the great part about standup is when you talk to the staff of comedy clubs, they're the most honest, really. Oh, do you like Piff, the magic dragon? Like, no. But they're like us, they can see through it. Yeah.

They can see through smoke and mirrors. So they know who's good and they know who's not good because they just see it every night. My favorite's always when you see some tattooed Sound guy at the end of the week and go man your shit's super funny and you're like thank you Because I thought you hated me since I met you on Thursday and you asked what music I wanted to walk up to yeah It's I think this bubble pops in a lot of this shit because I think a lot of these people that are like you know YouTube stars like that guy Derek Knight that fucking Darren Knight okay sorry I didn't hear it. I haven't seen anything he's done.

You knew we're gonna somehow get there so he yeah said he talked some shit to Dulce and Amanda Seals and then apparently went up and bombed. Yeah. But he's not a comic. He's a YouTube guy. Yeah. He's just a character. But according to Variety, he is.

Well, Variety, top 10 comics to watch, they gave it to Nate after he had already sold two shows, had two specials out and like 29 shows. Or just discovering this guy. This guy you got to write. I mean, this new guy. Ricky Vales and Pete Davidson got comics to watch before Nate Bargazi. I'm just gonna I love Pete and Ricky so much but Nate is one of the best comics working right now Yeah, it's just insane. That's all very silly. Yeah, it's a silly little thing So and they did a real big thing with diversity this year where there are no straight white males

So and he's gay so he was the only one that is that racist if we if they're gonna if we get our own list We've had our list It's our time But like dance Comedy I take my privilege and I put it in the back I'm going for fucking so racist thing. I mean shouldn't we be included? Isn't it inclusion and we are the far the biggest group right? But if you're gonna if you're gonna if you're gonna purposely like be like no no strip which I get I

It's fine. Yeah, like do we get another list then Gabby you're a white lady You guys like to tell white men what to do. Yes, do we get our own list now? I like when women tell me what to do So do I am not saying when she get our own list I just made my pants down. I'm not saying we should get our own list But I'm just asking the question when do we be do you come alternatives? Are we like, right? Sub-ins. Right.

We're like, yeah, like a giant white dude at center. We're like, bring them in. We need rebounds. Right. What do you think? I think that, I don't know, there should be one white guy on every show. There should be a black girl on every show.

There should be a black guy on every show. I don't know why the white men are removed. But Joe makes the point. If like, let's, I don't know the numbers, but like if we but Joe but Joe makes the point if like let's I don't know the numbers But like if we're 80% of the stand-up comics. Yeah, so we do we are representative and or should we be one white guy or so? I don't know if you're fun. I think funny is funny. So funny is funny But if you're taking if like he said if we're 80 if white men are 80% of stand-up comedy naturally There's gonna be more white man

And if you're going for pure funny, if you do that thing of like, all right, we need one gay Asian, we need one black woman, we need one this. At that point, you're just picking comics because of what they are. True, but then it gets into a producing side. Are you going to have six white guys kind of telling the same style of jobs on a show? Absolutely. It gets boring. Yeah.

So just producing, it's smart to have diversity on a show that gets boring. So just like producing, it's smart to have diversity on a show. But is there a thing that's too much diversity? Is there a thing of like stretching? We're stretching too thin because we're going to try. Like this is, there's no straight white males on a comics list. And the Rolling Stone list also. And the Rolling Stone list. And it's like, okay cool, I get you guys are doing that. But are we going to be honest and say these are the funniest people out there because I know some fucking killers that are pink dick dudes who like women Yeah, they're not putting white guys on there because they're not gonna get kudos for like oh, I'm in an all-not-white guy list So now I'm I do my job dude. How better be it like I made the area in top 10

Liz it's like hey, what's up Latin Latin Kings top 10 comics to watch this guy super funny And could probably one day lead the fucking Surrano 13's Yeah, it seems like over that's the best way to say it over Like because if there's not one so 0% of the Rolling Stone and variety are white guys But like I always say like if you go to an open mic or a Christmas party It's literally like 90% white guys Oh riddle but white guys

I mean that's just around the world Riddle is the negative way to say it I'm not gonna say which comics said this but I had a Person of color open for me or whatever and they got off stage ago. Man your audience is white and I go, yeah I'm white. I don't know what you want me to do. Do you want me to angle just for black women? Well I said you're like girl, what's up with man being disrespects? I'm talking the way I talk if white guys relate to that. Well also America is white. It's like this is still

like fucking 60% white, I believe. And it's weird to watch the situations where there are like no white men on this list. And you're like, there's no killers in comedy that are straight white men. Cause I'm in the clubs every night. And I'm most of the time the people, I'm afraid to follow or straight white dudes

with great jokes. And I fucking kind of look like him. I gotta be better than him. I understand diverse. I think over correction is a problem with this situation. They're just playing it safe. But not all white guys are doing the same kind of comedy.

Like you said, it's like, do you want the same white guys with the same style? I would say white guys have different styles, just like black guys, black, they have a different style. Yeah, like a story and a vecky own and Mochicaccia are all very different. Yeah, totally. But I do think diversity is important,

and I think they should include people that are getting overlooked, but you need to avoid over correction, and then it happens like this where you're like, do we got a white guy? Hey, he's a Southern gay white guy that is a character. Put him in, that way it's still diverse. We got the diversity thing.

And then he goes up there. And he's a Trump guy. Yeah, and it's inclusion. They're letting him in, but then he goes up there, and he's like, y'all are just big old monkeys. Yeah. I'm like, why don't I up there. He's like y'all are just big old monkey I Mean I'm just saying what Isn't that this isn't it kindness like first of all fuck this guy. I don't know this guy

He sucks. He's not a comic so blow me whatever. I mean, I don't I hope a guy never works again I don't give a shit about I don't give a shit or he can't I mean I don't I don't know anything He'll be fine, but he'll be fine, but Larry the cable guy got a price isn't this similar to the Net thing. It's the reaction comedy shouldn't be this, but it doesn't she do that doesn't she say it's the same You're not doing this. You're not you shouldn't be doing comedy. I mean like isn't that the same idea and that exactly what I said to you I go with just a hero Hannah Gatsby saying unless you're unless you have a point you shouldn't be on TV. Right. Just trying to be funny you should be off now at national television.

He's on the opposite end going you shouldn't do anything except be funny. There should be no racism sexism. There's nothing should be addressed in comedy except you just be silly and funny. And he's on and he's on and he's saying he's funny. So did she. But you know, it's, they're doing similar things. One seems like a hero and the other guy seems like,

and then literally they're all chasing them up. And like, get the fuck out of here. You suck. Get out of here. It's really funny that you're saying that because it really is, I talked to Norman last night. It's staying up New York and he had a woman yell at him at hot soup.

I don't know if you guys talked about it. He said he was a thing. What? Yeah, this like one was like, it's time for, your time's over, white man with a microphone. And microphone and it's like hey you guys are doing the thing You say you hate you're being like you're a white straight male that sex race and everything you're like Fuck you, I'm not listening to you. I'm not listening to you. So if I was a gay black woman That then you're like yeah girl everything you're like you're just you're taking the thing you hate and you're like, yeah girl, everything, you're just, you're taking the thing you hate and you're doing it.

And that's like with him, he's doing the thing that Hannah Gatsby say where it's like, jokes should be this, it's like, no the fucker don't tell me what jokes should be. I'm trying to write the best jokes. Whatever it's about, it's about. And that's why I want these motherfuckers out of comedy because it's like the Leslie Jones clip

that's setting its answer on fire. Unbelievable. Because it's perfect. Because that's a person that's been in comedy through two booms and has had fucking little denotes. Yeah, I think a boom is a shit. Yeah, she's taking multiple dumps. But you know, you see Leslie Jones say like, Hey, we're just trying to be fucking funny. Sometimes we're gonna miss. Yeah, and that's not because she's a black theme or it's because she's right.

She's correct. Yeah, and that's a person with experience. And oftentimes we're forgetting experience just to be like, let's just props up my point the best. And it's frustrating. Identity politics is the worst. And well, identity politics, infecting the way comedy is looked at or booked, is like you're not looking at comedy. It's like if you were looking at music just

through identity politics. And you're like, what is Bob Dylan saying is a straight white man? Does he have the right to saying that, you know, so? But no one does that. It's only for comedy. Yeah. No one attacks.

No one. Why? Because everyone thinks they can do comedy. Everyone thinks that they're funny. Everyone thinks they're funny on a certain level. Not everyone thinks they can sing. But on a certain level, there's not one. I think the other people are getting attacked too, though. Movies and TV shows. Yeah, I'm just kidding.

Especially. Movies definitely Hollywood. What the me too break and open in diversity. i don't want to get attacked to the movies and tv shows yeah movies definitely hollywood with the me to break in open in diversity but they get mad it's like oh you need an old western there's no black cowboys like well yeah there weren't a lot in this particular situation they were freely they were just freed so they were the great migration was happening and they're all there was like ten yeah they were ten but they're not yeah we're just like you see like, Asian guys.

Unforgiven? Featuring Morgan Freeman in a wonderful performance. The last time Clint Eastwood made any amount of sense or did anything. But if they made that movie now, they would have to be, OK, you need three gay dudes. You need an Asian guy. You need an Eskimo.

Like, you need all kinds of stuff. So it's three people? It doesn't make sense. Yeah. Not about that kind of situation. Well, here's the video. Is this the video of him just getting booed? It's hard to hear what he's saying.

Yeah. Because I didn't press. So I feel wow. Yeah, I'm okay. It's so weird to hear someone in a Southern voice go. Thank you, Alphamette. She all been so beautiful. I'm going to say, boo.

I mean, there's not video of his actual set, right? No. So for those of you who don't know, this comedian Darren Knight, who does a character called Southern Mama, was part of the variety, top 10 comics to watch list. And then he said some, he talked shit to Dulce and Amanda Seals and then bombed. And then, yeah, they said, yeah, Dulce Sloan said he called her precious when he got off stage. He fat-shamed me because he bombed and then uh... yeah they said yet don't say slone said he called her precious when he got off stage he fat shame because he bombed he had been verbally attacking the old day uh... made a sales in other comics defending before the panel

so yeah that's like uh... a dick it seems like a dude he just seems like a guy that got put into this big comedy thing i'm like like, it makes me mad at variety. How is this guy even in here? You know what, like Twitch is not, IRL is. Yeah, Twitch is like where people watch

people play video games, right? Well, it's not just that. You know what, IRL is. No. It's where a guy will just go with his phone and go and public mean asshole. Oh cool. And get tons of views.

People send him money like, Is that same for in real life? Yeah. So like, give me $20 and I'll tell this guy who's a fag or something like that. People do this? Yeah. Bring up some of these clips. I want to watch this shit. What? Reached fucking here is this and these people make a living off doing IRL stuff. Yeah

Also, they get fucked with a lot because they'll be at a restaurant and then to be IRL And then people will be call the restaurant and fuck with the restaurant and the guy will have to leave like that I'm real. These people are so bored. Wow best twitch fails IRL live stream So they just... Just 1000 have me be some key. But... A lot of crap! Hey! Hey!

Hey! There's just people being assholes in public. That's all they're doing. Did he scream Alok Bar from a car? Yeah, that is pretty fun. That's kind of fun. I'm not gonna lie, I like this guy. I'm gonna subscribe to his channel.

This guy's just getting his head shampoo I mean this is where we're at. This is where we're at. These are people making like come town money doing the shit I'm trying to get that come down I'll tell you where I'm at in my life trying to get come down It's really not that entertaining. It's good. I just don't like the idea of a guy making money off humiliating somebody Who's just in society? That's all they're doing and that's but this guy basically Things like so bad so yeah, I don't like this. So you're saying it's not good So he's an IRL guy. I mean his things were like I just like I dress on a full night costume And I walk around public and I'm an asshole. Oh, he did with Darren Knight doesn't yeah pull that up

I want to see this shit because I know he does that Southern mom of thing And I think that's why variety put him on the list because he got a quarter million of social media followers Yeah, and they looked at it and they're like perfect He's the next guy and that's why he did this. He just wanted exposure. He doesn't care about comedy Yeah, you an asshole on purpose crazy Then he's fucking third video those viral comic dare a night boot off stage. Yeah, well, that's what he wants He doesn't care about our opinion You play this trailer right now. After his king, we bring you a documentary event.

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This is a story of the American dream. This is the story of Darren Knight aka This is the most 21st century There's already a documentary about him like he's been in the business for like Can you watch this documentary because I'm about to fuck you know what I'm Amazon. Can you watch it? Can you stream it on Amazon probably hell yeah, Mike? What are you doing later tonight? I get done at 10? You want to watch this documentary yeah fuck yeah but I don't want to pay 390 I don't want to have to get a money dog I'll blow it guess

what's fucking this it's gonna go to him the 49 so be it it's worth the belly laughs sometimes you got to fund your enemies to laugh well is he is he a straight white guy I believe he's a closeted gay guy because his like assistant said he was gay. So I feel bad. That's the most 21st century. I know he had a assistant. He goes, he has a assistant came out and said he lived. So what was the, what were the confrontations after he got off stage?

Do you guys know? That's what red was about to go after him. Chris, Chris, Chris was posting. Right. And then said that he went on and from, I've, I've watched all the videos or videos are there's not really good video of it there's just Chris red yeah if you click on the Chris red video it's just him being like oh there's the the dot oh that that video the comics confront youtuber there's a video of it went viral i think it should be in the article

uh... yeah but anyway that's what we want with with the Chris with the play that part yet oh with him confronting, played a little more because I think the hall is basically seeing him be like, what are you doing? You clip shared by comedian Amanda Seals night would finish his performance to booze and then immediately would be approached by some of the most underwhelming voiceover Reveal phone by him back. So like that went on stage also, they told diarrhea jokes forgot the name of the world's biggest comedy festival and Would take a shot at fellow comedians by suggesting to the crowd The game the name of the festival is kind of punk rock to be honest. I'm gonna tell you this what this is this thing

To further provide context to what we know so that's all you see you to see him go me come on man You see Chris getting mad with the big kind of a lock and follow them out. I just want to say though man What a rick flair move So that's what it was he was saying comics shouldn't do jokes about sexuality or race. Which is stupid. It's a joke. But that's the same as what Nanette is saying. Yeah, that's the same as she said.

You should just get jokes. I like that she names a special Nanette and she just gets called Nanette now. That'd be like if you just got named your special or like fucking not special over here. Like my name's Dan Soder. That's the same thing. Fucking not specials talking. I go, hey, it really sounds special over here. My name's Dan Soder. That's the same thing. Fuck it, not specials talking.

It really sounds like you're using it as a drug toy. But isn't that, like, Chris Red, who I don't know, when I respect as a comedian, but he's saying, you're supposed to make everyone's here to have a good time and you're ruining it. But that's what you could say that to fucking Hannah. Hey, we're here to have a good time. Don't be talking about rape.

We're having a good time over here. Let's say that and watch the fuck it. It's the logs like the fuck. I know, I don't feel that way. I just like it. I just like this audio. I'm saying it. I've seen fucking people in the new old way.

What it is? What it is, is that it's people angling for something when they don't have jokes. You're watching someone that can't do the job, so they have to find a way to make it look like the job is unfair Well for what I understand that Hannah's like a brilliant before like Sarah thought it was good and like Saying don't do you should whatever the fuck that quote was I never jokes if you're not on TV Whatever the fuck that doesn't she doesn't say it in the net

But she the interview promoting the net I believe it was with Huffington post She said if you're a comedian and you're just trying to be funny get off national television I thought in the special she starts saying it towards the end well she starts saying like full disclosure I have not watched it or anything that I've watched it and she does things where she's like I'm too good at comedy There's like things as a comic where I watch her was like Comic stuff. She's like I'm quitting. This is just stupid. There's like things as a comic where I watch her, I was like, ah, comics don't say the show. She's like, I'm quitting. This is just stupid.

It's all fucking rapists. And it's like, you're finding anything real like, yeah, that sounds like someone that's frustrated at their job and they're just talking shit when really someone who's, okay, their job wouldn't be, what the fuck are you talking about? It's an incredibly powerful one woman show. Well, she does, she does a,

where she takes the energy up and that, she does a great job of that. Great job. She takes the energy up and down she does a great job of that. Great job. She takes the energy up and down to, it does a good job of bringing it back and forth and the tension. Yeah, I don't know the tension. It does a great job of that. But I think it's just a one woman show.

And it should be called, it should have been called a one woman show. And then I think it wins fucking Emmys and Grammys. If you're like, hey, this is a great one. No, but I don't think you should lay it at the feet of men and go, all men, this is your fault, this is your problem. And I feel like that's what she does. So it's, I'm not saying her story is powerful, but where she takes it is like, it's all, it's men's fault. It's your fault or talking about it.

It's the patriarchy's fault. And for the, I don't agree with that. And I wanna agree with it. And I wanna apologize for earlier saying women be shopping, not all women be shopping. Also, I just, I still think I just, I'm gonna get clear. Some women cannot afford shopping and I understand that.

Because I want, I'm afraid of getting shit like, I'm not saying that what she did and what Darren and I are the same thing. No, but you're saying it sucks. It's a similar, it's a similar thing. It's a very similar thing of like, you came in here and started telling everyone what comedy is, but that sounds like

that's what she is doing. Yeah, and it also sounds like people that are fringe to stand up. It's not like fucking Colin Quinn is being like, you don't do jokes about racist sex. And you're like, well, Jesus, this is a fucking 30-year vet. I should probably listen to it. It's someone who's gotten immediate success with one thing.

And then all of a sudden they're just telling you how everyone else had to do it. That's kind of fucking weird. Should you put it in? I mean, he was doing it during the night. His number really aren't bad. Hi, he's in the hundreds of thousands. That's not enough for variety.

Right, but I mean, there's people have to knock me out of a weekend. Hey Sorry Mike you can't work rascals Bringing his wig but I mean by that is they're not high as far as YouTube goes He doesn't even have millions of subscribers. Yeah, but I think they needed you know They needed that one like okay. Well, he's a white guy with a lot of heat right now He's got a character So he's doing all that just to get more subscribers. I thought, he doesn't care about the show.

He doesn't care what Chris Red saying. He doesn't care about Montreal. No. He's not going to go back to JFL. No, he didn't even know the name. Like a setting. He probably did that. Oh my God.

Oh shit, it is. It really is one of those things. It's funny you bring that up about punk rock, because I was thinking about that. And it's like, I bet there aren't a lot of Trump supporters right now that are doing it because it's like it's fucking punk rock. It's pissing people off and there's fucking upsetting. Yeah.

You're like leaning into it. I think they're, yeah. Yeah. But back I don't want to piss 100% of all people up but I'm just guided. Yeah, but what I was saying is it is a thing where he didn't he doesn't give a fuck. There's no skin off him for doing this. He's like, why am I going to come back? I'm still going to sell out. Yeah, so good to fuck. Because the industry didn't make doesn't give a fuck there's no skin off him for doing this is like why am I gonna come back I'm still gonna sell out yeah so good to

fuck because the industry and make him like he got an industry yeah he's an out yeah but I think it's agent manager did drop it let's what yeah but they did that thing the way like Louise manager drop the word like hey we're dropping yeah we'll see in 18 months right when everything cools off will be the love I don't think they'll pick them back up again but I think that that was their move to be like, they don't wanna get ruined. Yeah, because if they, because it really is like if they stay in close to the fire,

they're so like temporary agents and managers that they're like, sorry, it's hot. And then they come back and like, we love you buddy. Like I listen to Rogan on his podcast talk about when his agent dropped him because of the Carlos Mensea shit. Like when he was actively calling out Carlos Mensea as a thief, Carlos Mensea, I think had the same agency,

and he went to his agency, he was like, and he was fucking on top of the world. He had mind him in CA, he was like selling out theaters, and he's like, drop Rogan, and his agent called him, was like, we gotta drop you, like this fucking. So I'm- Would you ever do that if you had a personal beef with somebody go to your-

No. And just be like, you gotta drop the guy. Even if it was a real vicious one, I don't think I would do that. I don't think I would just be like, all right, just let's live our lives. Here's my deal. If I have a problem with you,

I'm not trying to fuck with your money. Well, that's so weird, it doesn't seem, I don't know what happened. And maybe he called everyone assholes or precious. I don't, I wasn't there, so I don't know. But like just from the video, it just feels weird to watch a whole group of comics kind of bully a guy out of the room

and then be like, you need to drop this guy as a client and then he does we're like that doesn't feel very tolerant and inclusive No, it actually feels a complete option. It feels like this guy is saying a thing we disagree with Let's get him the fuck get the fuck out of here. Yeah, and you should drop him and they're like oh shit Okay, we will what again. I don't know everything That's right right right right but again, I don't know everything. That's just from the fucking viral clip. But again, this is way strange. But this is kind of the society we live in, where that's how you have to base your opinion

is by what you fucking hear and kind of what you get to it. I love Che, I follow Che on Instagram, his Insta stories are great if you want to watch him. He's like, right shit, but he wrote about this and he's like, he bombed. He took the worst of it. He got moved out of it. What's it with some man?

This dude ate his dick. It's a horror. I've never been brewed off stage. Right. And the thought of it's like, I would just have to go into a dark room for a week. And be like, I don't know what I'm doing. Maybe I should move back to Denver. Maybe this is all a giant mistake.

But to do that, you're right. It seems like it's kicking dirt in someone's eye. Yeah, I'm going to be like, yeah, yeah, I know. I'm excited. But that might have been a conversation after. You're already coming off stage bitter because you just got boot off stage. And then somebody confront you about something. So you don't know what that conversation was like.

And also, Dolce said that in her tweet that he was bombed, got off stage and a man to seals is filming him with her phone. And he looked and he was like, you look good to not precious. It's like what he said to Dolcey. It's like, that's that angry like I fucking ate it. Now I got to take it out. My mom's got that. Like something bad happens to her and she's like, who the fuck can I just take this out on?

The kid playing with his GI Joe's. There we go. It all comes back. But it is a weird thing to fuck with people's money like that and talk to an agent and be like, fucking drop them. Yeah, I don't think I could. I've heard stories of other comics doing that big comics. I don't want to give names,

but like being like, I'm gonna fucking, I won't tour with you guys if you give this, and then that person had to be like, fuck, alright. But I feel like we're not gonna be, like, there are nights in the sky. I asked him,

I won't tour with you. No, but like, pull, like, make them apologize, or I'm gonna pull my tour with this sort of company and then they won't be able to fucking. Yeah. But I don I know that's a guy We're gonna be bumping into like you say he's not a comic. It's not like we're gonna be at the seller with

Hold on I'm doing Southern Mama after Greg Roguel Oh What a fucking lazy ass character Bring up a Southern mom a video because I think it's all the same note. And it also does it look like he doesn't even wear like an outfit. It's him doing it. I'm going to start doing mountain mama.

I'm going to do my mom's voice but deep like Janet Reno. I'm like are you playing with your toys. You need to help me set the table. You got to wait 30 minutes before you get in there. You just ate. No baby hell it's too early for fireworks. It's not still out. Careful the bottle rockets. You burn that burn down baby. I'm on before you get in there. You just eat no baby. Hell it's too early for fireworks It's on still out careful them bottle rockets you burn up barn down bailing on burning ass down that fountain You're burning up and up all the quick clothes on I'm telling you now get green shit all in that pool

No, she's lesbian been one for a long time. I couldn't work the shit, but she can fix a lawnmower She should fix a lawnmower baby. Randy baby. Bring me that bug spray. They see me I get who this is for though I get It's for the why it's got hits and I get who it's for yeah, it's the people that are walking out of comedy come We got I thought you were pretty good So he doesn't even like so easy to shoot I know I thought he'd rush you to Italian mama If I come home and you have a long black wig on and you're doing a talent mama, I go sorry Dude in my in the middle of the time

There you go. Yeah, Becky will move down on me. He bought a house up in Westchester Because of that nylon. Okay. Oh, you're going real I get some good Yeah, ton of these that I mean, it's all the same thing Don't go over there. What are you doing? Are you eating there? She's a big bitch. Oh that one has 850,000 That one 1.2 million. Okay, so what's the one point to let's do the biggest hit? He's gonna tell us. We see as a prop on this one. Yeah Daring night comedy We're genuinely thought that was a video Southern

Mom is trying to put her mom is trying to get a shower. Y'all go get your scoop I'll come out now Look at this this is why you ain't got nothing damn where thing you got something damn ground It's a PO just wait a minute. I just got out of the damn shower. I can't help y'all with nothing. I got a minute Bailey will you please pull her some damn cereal please. I can't do all this today Who keeps turning this air down to 67 I can't keep this whole damn trailer that cold Ain't no insulation. I bumped it to 78 the first one of you to change it's gonna get you asked for out of friend Cuz I can't pay these bills

It just sounds like you're waiting for your friend and his mom's yelling. That's all you go to air. Can we leave? Can your mom's pretty fired up right now? This guy. I don't want it. Yeah, this blows. This guy's a 1.4 million. I think that's fucking let the bummer burst. There's something in people that want to hear the comments. It's just the familiar to some people. You know, it's just that in like that's floating. Oh, well, his mother must be that moment. You realize that you all Southern mom on LMFAO.

Did he just say you growing up Tina Sam? I'm gonna tell you your ass out. This Ben throw you off that roof. I am dying. Parent teacher meetings. Cut them eyes again. This video has me crying. I'm a Southern mama to the tea.

That's amazing. That's so it's for you. I grew up in ANC in the 70s. If I had a dime for every time I heard close the door, we ain't calling the whole neighborhood. Everyone heard that in every part of the fucking country. In the world. In the world.

Yeah, knowing that. Yeah, everywhere across the country, in fucking Ireland and China, everyone's like, I'm not fucking cooling off the whole neighborhood. Oh, why are we fascinating? It's been out for a while, it was two years ago. Oh, wow, alright. It has been doing work.

It's fascinating. I apologize. It's been a scene. It's almost like they wanted there to be an incident. Doesn't it almost feel like that? They go, what if I told you we have the perfect storm this year? We have nine. What I can only refer to behind their backs is militant blacks.

And one, possibly possibly gay offensive Southern comedian. I think we're about to watch this volcano explode. Yeah. How weird. The people from variety here in the backstage is watching it going perfect. I don't know why they thought that they thought that this would work at Montreal. And most of the other. Yeah. Why do they think that this would translate because when you go up to Montreal and you see their comedians and they're like,

I said, I'm on there for you. that this would translate. Because when you go up to Montreal and you see their comedians and they're like, Assamondent, Férez, quack quack quack quack quack quack quack that's their Southern Mama. But that's what somebody for an hour in French and then Southern Mama. It almost feels like, I mean, I don't wanna get conspiracy thinking. Yeah, like, let's bring in one white guy

and make it the most, a grigiously bad, doesn't belong here. No, we're scaring. We're like, I got a bomb. Like, gonna do a Southern character with no self-hating, closeted scaring. We're like, gotta bomb. Like gonna do a Southern character with no self-hating, closeted gay character. It feels like a little bizarre that they're like, big-ass at to him

and not fucking, you know, Rory or me or you or her. That's the weird thing. Weird thing is like, you're taking that spot away from someone who's been doing comedy forever and who actually fucking deserves it. Yeah, Adam Coover. Oh, Colin, kids in that spot. That would be a bump for any of us. We'd be like, oh, fuck, top 10 dry fucking crew it. Yeah, Adam Gleberl and Kessie and that's what. That would be a bump for any of us.

Where you'd be like, oh, fuck, top 10 dry fucking Gretchen. Yeah. And it was so he goes, I'm gonna go up there and just straight up disrespect it. And then he did like a groucho joke to start. Yeah, we came out and he was like, here's to our wives and girlfriends,

but they never meet, which that joke's from the 30s. Or maybe older. He goes, I was doing a cover. That was a cover joke. I was doing a cover joke. But I think there's no way that they expect the or plan for that., I was doing a cover. It was a cover game. I was doing a cover game. But I think there's no way that they expect the or plan for that. I think it's a giant. Did you think of that blind?

Did you gigantic nightmare for everybody involved? You think of that blind? Yes. That they were like, OK, well, I found this other guy called Subdural LH. We're talking about privacy. I mean, I'm not afraid of addiction. I'm afraid of addiction. Do it.

They're blind. They go, I have the perfect idea. Southern Mama, have you seen this? It is. Great. And they're like, what about Joe List? He's a solid community. They go I I have the perfect idea. Yeah Southern mama. Have you seen this? It is great And they're like what about Joe list? He's a solid community. They go No, thanks Southern mom. Where's the towel? They're just looking at numbers Yeah, they probably never even fucking watched it. They probably watched one clip I'm like it. It's like that watch not so they can sell yeah

It was something like they can make a movie out of her some bullshit It was like when the Washington Post called Amy Schumer racist and then the writer was like have you watched her stand up and she's like, no, never watch. No, that's insane. What? On the eve her movie is about to come out. She's like, she's a racist. She used to do racist jokes.

That's insane. Do you ever watch her? Not a fan. No, they assigned her. You're doing the Amy's racist fucking, make a word or whatever you call it. And it almost feels like that even with the Louie thing where they're like, all right, you're going to write the one that takes them down. All right, cool.

Just get on that interview a bunch of people. I remember I was working the last time I worked Laf Boston, someone was like, yes, Sukastello just tweeted out that New York Times is writing a hit piece on Louie and I was like, what? Oh, it was out for, yeah, people were out and she's like, I will not participate in this and then the New York, and you're like,

oh, fuck, it was just that thing. We're just paying out. Vian, it's gonna be Sunday, it's gonna be Monday. We knew about it. And it's always like, it was the eve before his Yeah, we're just came out. V and like, it's gonna be Sunday. It's gonna be Monday. We knew about it. It's always like, it was the eve before his movie broke, right? It was the day of his premiere. Yeah, that's so fucking, that's their job. That's their job.

It's to find out when to drop it, what to write about. That's the whole, that's the thing. The thing is, it's disturbing. That's the New York Times. Now I have no faith in the New York Times. I mean, I have no faith in the Washington Post. Especially after the White House correspondence dinner when Michelle Wolf

took down a lot of those people and then the New York Times was like, she criticized the woman's look. Yeah, it's like, no, she didn't. No, she didn't. You're just mad that she called you out, that you're fucking profiting off Trump and no one's calling you into that. That's exactly what it is.

Yeah, because that's exactly why they're mad. You know how I knew? Because she did a joke about Minka on what you're called morning joke. Me too that worked out. Great joke. Great joke. And then Minka was like, she criticized another woman's looks.

It's like, no bitch, she called you out for your shit. And you fucking turned on her. Yeah. Because he's fucking, it really is, man. Journalistic integrity is almost completely gone. Because it used to be the saying, if it bleeds it leads, that's what all the newspaper articles used to say. Like, if it bleeds it leads on the news, if it bleeds it leads, that's what all the newspaper articles used to say, like if it bleeds it leads on the news,

if it bleeds it leads, it's a murder, you fucking start first with that, that's the most salacious thing. And now it's like this weird mix of that in celebrity culture, where they're like, do we have something on this person? Fuckin' put it out, ruin them, burn them to the ground. Cause I bet the same publications that ruin Louis, that fucking went after him,

will be the same publications that when he comes back Right some article of he taught us that maybe we were a little Like fuck you uncalling it right now fuck you you phony cunts. Yeah, I think I think he'll know that I was a smart guy like he'll know that and he'll do everything I think he'll do it everything small and contained, but it is I don't think he'll remember all that it's the same Publications it's the same publications publications that build these people up, that love to tear them down and vice versa, where they tear them down,

they love to be like, and he's really, he's humbled himself. We butt fucked him good enough that he learned his lesson and it's fucking gross. And that's what you get, you get shit like this, where it's just a bunch of people, there is a conspiracy and I'm way behind it. Variety set this up.

Joe? It does feel like there's a meeting there like why we brought him. Got this motherfucker. Yeah, it's crazy. But you remember when I realized it was an dentist killed the lion. Do you remember that thing that this killed the lion? Don't bring up Cecil. Please don't bring that up. I'm sorry.

You personalized him like that. Yeah. Say his name. Haram Bay's name. Harambe's name. Animals have souls. But then the next day there were three more articles about dental professionals or healthcare professionals killing big game animals.

I'm like, is this just happening now? It's just like a thing. It's not, it's not. It got a lot of clicks so they go seek out the story. Put it together. The actual story with that wasn't that a dentist killed a lion. The actual story was he killed a preserved lion even though there was plenty of lions that were okay to shoot.

He's like, no, I want that big one with the name. That was the actual problem. He goes, I keep my hand inside people's mouths for 60 hours a week. Exactly. I want the big one. Yeah, I mean, that did, I want, I would like to track down people who are outraged by like Cecil and everything and then come back to him My tears I don't think are you still outraged? I don't even oh that line down

No, no, no mind because it is it's like these people do these fleeting things that damage Individuals like you know fucking Darren Knight will be fine He's gonna right if people like that horse shit They're gonna like his horse shit no matter what but it's someone like Louis where it fucking destroys his life And you know it's kind of like now you're gonna be back in two years being like maybe we missed messed up Yeah, it's fucked up It's fucked up though. I just want to bump everyone out on the podcast my dad's been also is it yeah, hell yeah, dude How do you guys sound like you deserve it earlier? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. It sounded like you deserved it earlier. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, he was a shot. You know, I'm dead. Oh, my mom, my mom couldn't call him and say, hey, you're an asshole. He'd be able to say it on me. Oh, okay. I got it. You made it sound like he was in the house and just fucking has fist cocked the entire time. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I say something bitch. That's why you left. Yeah. Well, welcome to the dead dead club. Me and Becky owner there. Yeah. Yeah. And Joe's dad's emotionally dead, right? Yeah. I'm only three years in. So you got the most time. Yeah. Yeah. And Joe's dad's emotionally dead, right? Yeah. I'm only three years in. Sorry, you got the most time.

Yeah, I'm 20 here. I'm rocking full patch. I'm 22. Oh. Dead dad off. I got my ashes in this pocket. I got my ashes in this pocket. I got my ashes in this pocket.

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you wasn't though me and Joe always have this conversation dead father had it earlier yeah yeah yeah fuck but I'm saying this is bringing it is it would have fucked me up so fun I thought we're talking about last night it would have fucked me up developmentally if my father would have died when I was growing up. I was wondering about the dead moms. That's got a really, really fucked up. That's like your emotional balance.

To have her gone, you're just like- Well, it depends. You always have one parent that's stable and one parent that's unstable. Yeah. You will be anchor and then the loose cannon. But loose cannon's always the funner one. Oh. You need the anchor to write the ship.

Yeah. So I described my dumps anchor and loose cannon. Yeah, the first one is the fun in this cannon. Then the anchor comes. Yeah, because me and my mom didn't get along until she got, she's alive. But she had, she got stomach cancer and then she was like, everything got in perspective. Yeah. Stomach cancer?

Yeah. Jesus. Yeah, like they found the winner. Stomach and the doctor was like, do you want to take that out? Yeah, do that. What a casual doctor. Yeah, he was really cheating. There's a growth in your stomach.

We can do it. Wanna take that out? I don't know. It was behind. No, it was cancer. When they took it out. It was malignant. Yeah, I'm sorry, do you smell it?

I don't know. You know the difference between behind and malignant. That's a good thing. That's a college. You're really fucking forcing this in there. Well, my good 62 years old. Don't you would say that with a experiment. That's age. Age. I went to college. You're really fucking force in this in there. Well, Mike is 62 years old Don't you would say that it's a

Just that's by the way I don't want to see old people on TV I barged a Sarah Roach joke off of a friend of ours a comedian a great comedian He's like, ah, it's a little Aegis that wouldn't do it. I'm like dude. This is like penetrating all Hey, if I use Aegis go for a throat It's like a immediate throat shot. little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

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Did you know? I just want to say that I'm excited for season four of Showtime. Please don't take away my baby. That's why he's not in the open. You what's that? My Joe's not in the opening. Yeah Bobby's playing in the pool. I mean your mother's opening. Whoa! Cancer survival.

Oh, there he is. It's more like a little flip. I'm just happy she's getting some. Yeah, there you go. That's all you can getting some. There you go. That's all you can hope for. Some herpes. Hello. It turns out that's the cure.

Let's go. Who would have thought two negatives make a positive? She's cancer free. She's cancer free now. Thanks for asking Dan. Good follow up. Oh, do you? I don't know.

I'm a friend. I'm not a teacher. I'm your friend Singapore I want to go back to Singapore because we didn't get into that because we jumped back to Dublin because Joe had to make it a We get it. Roar is going. I had to make it about Rory. We got it. We love Rory. Someone's in his pocket We've got a show coming out head writer Joe list What a conspiracy special guest Southern Mama We want to do mentally insane Southern mama Now that's our normal Southerners live.

Whoa! Whoa! Let's take that Nate Pagazzi. That's a geographicist. You're being geographical, let's say, I'm dumb. I'm here, but Iceland, but we're out of time. Oh, no, we can let this rip as long as we can. Isn't this like a six hour?

Yeah, it's long. Bobby, this is called time. Gabi usually calls in this like clear your afternoon Bobby's having a podcast. I don't want nuts to regular one five hours. He does Ken Burns like Dude and then the revolution A lot of people weren't for the revolution Iceland's the shit Beautiful people real boring Real boring beautiful boars beautiful boars, but they are gorgeous

Boris becker All right, we'll have Joe end up and by the way, we're not doing a crazy to our podcast We'll do this for like another 10 minutes and we'll get out of here. We'll cut loose early Here's making the rules on fun substitute dad Bobby loves it when you make your own rules Oh, dude. I'm gonna get it called what the fuck I tell the sponsors two hours Did I'm gonna come over I'm gonna yell you in the shed will make another podcast out of it? Yeah, that'll go my patreon thing called scolding soda I just scalded him in my fucking

I made you Sorry you guys I got you all personalized hatchets It's Bobby are rep for spider co I got a guy in Munkin' to Brunswick. I got here. I got sted and I whittled this cabin. I don't know all my knives. You're like, Bobby, when did you learn how to do this? You too? I just can't.

It's amazing. I mean, all the respect Bobby's amazing. No, it's crazy. He's got a guard and I'm feeding my family. It's out in the shed that I made with my hat. That's a fucking undercover militia, man. He really is. He knows how to do everything.

He built a zip line for his son, which is, in my mind, the coolest thing in the world. It's amazing. And a pirate ship. And a pirate ship. Well, you just kind of like put the pirate ship up. Someone, okay, oh yeah, it's Ron's podcast. Hey, Bobby, you can listen to me.

I fucking put it in the back. I mean, that's the way he listens, does he? Do you think he goes through the whole podcast? I can't. I know, no. Bobby, if you listen to this podcast, simply text me Flamingo. If you don't text me,, simply text me Flamingo. If you don't text me, you put my name Flamingo.

I'm listening. Yeah, I know. If he does it, he'll go, no, because he could say I'm listening. I know. But if he says Flamingo, then I'll be like, if he doesn't say Flamingo, I'll guess I'll just shit all the talk. But you guys have to write, like, probably reports about how it went. Yeah, don't, none of you snitch on me.

All right, none of you snitch. And let's do online. Don't say flamingo to all. We were talking about this in Dublin. I think we've talked about this before. That Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, that old story, but they had good while hunting. They were shopping the script for like years.

And they knew no one was reading it. So they added a scene in where like, uh, uh, Rumble Williams character, Sean blows will in the office just to see if people would say and they would know they would read they they would know they didn't read it so i guess like rob rhiners the guy that finally love the script and like pushed it but he was like this one scene you gotta take out it's crazy

that we're laughing in double and what he was like everything after the blowjob scene cut it that's what good will that's what a wheel is hunting Bearded beef good. I sweaty bearded beach You know what I said to my wife she's like he's been gone three years now pull out that cock and let me say It's not your fault. He got you missed game six for a blowjob, and I would again pull it out will That's fucking I didn't like those's fucking I didn't know that was a

fucking story a wives tale but it's a story I've heard many times in many ways Merry Christmas you heard that on the streets of Ireland yeah that's an old Irish tale that my Damon and Ben Affleck put a scene in their movie that didn't exist in the actual movie so Ireland has changed you very stuck to keep calling Dublin original Boston which I couldn't stop laughing. It's a good idea in original Boston. They are so similar. What I was there, he tried to find out what you call someone from Dublin.

He's like Dublinites, Dubliners, Dubliners, he's like then he just keeps changing it up throughout the show. He was much better when I did it. I'll take that band-aid. I was in a room I worked with Tony V. Oh I love Tony. I was with Tony up throughout the show. He was much better when I did it Well, I'll take that band-a in a row by work with Tony V. Oh, I love Tony I was the Tony for that he is great and great dead legend love him. I saw him in a he's in Amy's movie and he's in Chapaclitic and he was clicky and Seinfeld great kind of great guy legend I remember you told me about him when you moved here is like one of the bossing guys. Yeah, he's such a good guy. Yeah

I guess we should wrap up since we're now talking about Tony V. Don't forget to subscribe to Southern Mama. She's on there. No, don't. Not that guy. Um, Mike Vecchio, at MikeVecchio.com. Yeah, and I have an album coming out. Pre-Sail August 1st. It's on sale August 24th, the worst kind of thoughtful available on iTunes. Again, it's called the worst kind of thoughtful, at Comic Mike V, please buy it my life. Buy it? No disrespect. And then no disrespect podcast on gas digital.

Please subscribe. Subscribe, MikeVecchion.com, jolestcomedy.com for jolest, or comedian jolest. Comedianjolest.com, but Twitter and Instagram is all at jolestcomedy. He's going to be at the Hart for funny bone august second through the fourth that's going to be passed by the time this comes out alright was going to be in belview washington august nine Thursday come out in between pearl jam shows belview parlor live hell yeah please come out and then dallas texas august 16 through the

eighteenth go again go to comedian joowlist.com for all dates. And listen to Tuesday's with stories. Please subscribe, rate. All that shit, right? I said, rate. Don't you try to fucking sandbag me, dude. I'm at dancoder.com. I will be, this is, I'll be at comedy on state, Madison, Wisconsin, the 9th through the

11th, then Vermont comedy club, the following week, I'll put those dates up. But if you live in Long Island Island come out to the brokerage Belmore, New York I'm going to be there the 31st and the 1st I'm doing one show on the 31st two shows on the 1st so if you live in Long Island, Belmore baby brokerage comedy club as usual it's always fun doing the podcast Joe I love you Michael I love you guys Oh yeah at the bonfire at the bonfire SXM on Twitter and listen Monday through Thursday, 6 a.m. and of course we got to do the dates plugs. Make sure you you want to take it over.

Yeah, August 14th. Creeps with kids at the village underground when you check that out. I'd be at Casa Loma in Toronto for doing another dress for last thing there on the 29th and last boss in September 6th through 7th. So that shows out guys. 6th and 7th and then check them out. Robert Kelly live dot com.

We miss you Bobby. Gabby you got anything? Oh yeah follow me on Instagram. At Gabby is Brian and then listen to my other podcast. The Apod Calyps. Which is a lot of fun. Dan did it. Joe did it.

Mike. I'm in. We'll see. There he is. Listen to that fun what's it what do you what do you got Mike I'll be if you're listening live will be featuring for Jared freed at the improv in San Antonio this week oh hell yeah and then I'll be opening for Gary Goldman a couple of weeks and laugh out loud and I'll be headlining the improv downtown in San Antonio the last week of the month fuck yeah

so go get tickets yeah I just want to share something like Greg Stone oh first of all I'll just plug this Greg Stone is recording his album August 31st long time coming this guy is one of the best He's more of my favorite people orders. Yeah, yeah, I love him more than I could express in words, but He wrote I'm recording and I commented oh I can't wait and he wrote back. You want to headline and then he wrote back, he wanted to headline. That's right. I love Greg. I love Greg too. He had my favorite moment when he was interviewing for, he wrote on Michelle Wolf's The Break

and when he was interviewing with the producers, they go, do you have any questions for us? And he goes, yeah, I do. Are you gonna wear those shoes to the Emmys? No, I'm so great. What? Oh, no, I was a joke. He said he goes to leave and he just goes to leave through the window. Yeah, that was a joke.

He said he goes to leave and he just goes to leave through the window. Yeah, he goes up. Yeah. He said I've been working these bits out on it. It was a great dude. Great stuff is the best. Well, thank you guys very much for listening, Bobby. We love you.

And yeah, he'll be back next episode. Bye to date. Bye to date. Flamingo. Don't let that be the last word. Edit that out. You've been listening to the YKWD podcast. Thanks for listening.

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