Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Secret Code | Keith Robinson, Reggie Conquest, Truck Hudson

Episode Date: March 27, 2022

This week YKWD welcomes back Keith Robinson along with guests Reggie Conquest, Truck Hudson and drop in Ian Fidance, Rosebud Baker and Jourdain Fisher! We look at who the softer generation is, what working the road has been like and what they think of Bobby's secret code to his upcoming special taping! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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and then we're going into the Patreon extras. So if you want to watch that and be proud of it and be part of the chat go join patreon.com Sash Robert Kelly because if you like me, that's where you should be We got a great show tonight. So there you go. Bingo Nicole new Nikki. What are you doing? I was trying to fix it. What's wrong with it? He broke till Michael. What's wrong? Is it broken? No, no, I just was sliding. I was trying to fix it. It's fine. You can hear yourself. Yeah, I'm good. You're good. I'm in.

Fix it. What's wrong? I fixed it. You good. Yeah, we good. We good. The girl. They're so funny. Comics can't fucking not have a tie. Both of you. I'm in the I said you I'm in the middle. I'm going to read the shit. I insane. And you fucking can't not fucking you just All focus off me. Yeah, but you were talking you were like doing shit You gave me that's what I do on the street. I point at people. Why I see them fucking up a point

You point yeah, that's weird You're a big guy so I probably have to take it Yeah, you's weird. You're a big guy, so I probably have to take it. Look. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Truck is big. So introduce the show, Nikki. Now you threw me off my game. That was almost my perfect ink trail.

You cock suckers. I had a perfect ink trail. I didn't say anything. I'm just looking around, seeing what I can probably get this time. But you don't have much in here. Will you want stuff? I mean, yeah, last time,

the times I've been here, you've given me stuff. I'm gonna give you something tonight. All right, cool. Listen, introduce the show, New Nikki. We've got Reggie Conquest. Hello. And we have Truck Hudson.

Yes, and we might have more. We have, I invited, I went in this, I think I invited a, You invited like four people and it would text me I hope they film it's buzzer for yeah, did you tell him? I know I didn't tell him that but they're coming after the spots Okay, so I invited people we might have a fucking crazy amount of people here, but that's okay. We'll figure it out Anyways, I haven't had you on in a long time since when were you on? I don't know like six six, seven years ago.

Yeah, damn. Well, yeah, I got on maybe the 2016, like really? When I started to get a little funny, you invited me on. Well, because Keith pressured me. Yeah, Keith was like, He's always pressured me about you. Yeah, get that young buck on.

Yo, take care of that young buck. That's the old head. Of course, he's supposed to do that. I know he is. We are supposed to do that. You know he is yeah, we are supposed to do that You know, so hopefully he coming tonight. He said he was coming, but you know, it's gonna take him an hour to get the step He didn't come in he said he was he ain't coming and that's what oh, that's what yeah That's what if he's coming yeah, all right, so if he comes you got to pop over that one because there's no way

He's walking it'll take 20 minutes from get from there there so you pop over there Stairs a heavy farm The stairs are what? It's gonna be heavy for them. What does that mean? You're gonna truck is gonna have to carry them up. I'm pointing at both of y'all right now. I'm sorry, I don't know what that heavy means. When you see heavy, I get insecure.

I think you're talking about me. Bobby, I wanted to come, but I haven't seen you in a long time either. Every time I see you, I bring up your podcast and you go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can come on whenever you want. Here's the thing. When I, how fucking lazy am I at booking this Nicole?

Pretty lazy. Yeah, I just, Wait, how long has Nicole been here? She's new Nikki. How have you been here? New Nikki? Couple months. I think since like last summer.

Oh, yeah, but she's the producer now. She's, she's very very she wants meetings and notes and schedules and You know how long you gonna be calling on new for fucking ever. That's your nickname dude. That's how nickname go Call a old Nikki when she gets old. You're done with dude assistance new Nikki. Just point at him. What do you mean? Like I feel like you had like I remember you had like this kid is young dude He was trying to be he was a comic but you just like I feel like you had like I remember you had like this kid is young dude He was trying to be he was a comic, but you just like treat him like shit What no no, but it was somebody else just I forgot scope. Oh you still work with you But it was somebody after scope techie dude. He was like really techie. Oh deep. Oh, yeah

Deepo man deep what real cool dude D-put what real cool dude like You know like Like he had to take a shit. You know, D-put D-put is cool. Yeah Deep who came in and did a lot everybody who worked for the show Even Kelly for stuka. I love her all them did shit for this show that got it You said you're not as you call her new Nikki very nice and like nice cute little nickname but those assistance that you had you were still like a piece of shit like you were mean to that but now you see here's a problem with your generation not mean to them but let me tell you some

okay go I'm gonna tell you something is the problem with your shit no no but also you're gonna raise up your generation let me know you kids fucking saying okay okay I brought up generation I get to do the generation all right all right before your shit generation all right all right I don't know, but also you're gonna raise up. You're gonna raise up. No, you can't fucking say, I brought up generation. I get to do the generation. All right, go ahead. Before you're shit generation. All right, all right. Your dumb generation is too sensitive.

When you, let me finish before you're about to yap and I want you to shut your mouth. All right. You, what happens is Reggie, you, you fuck up and you wanna pass. Shut up. Let me finish. You wanna pass.

You, it's like, when you tell somebody to do something, right? You do it. Nikki, if I have a yell that you. I don't think so. Yeah, you know why Nikki? Shut up. Not so much. Because she doesn't, she doesn't fuck up.

Okay. So when you, when you say do this or do that, and they don't, and they say, okay, okay, okay, seven eight times, at some point you're gonna go, do what the fuck. Okay. So when you say do this or do that, and they don't, and they say, okay, okay, okay, 70 times, at some point you're gonna go, do what the fuck? Okay. And I'm from Boston. Who's the fuck you, ready?

Okay, who's the sensitive generation there? Because I think your generation is soft now. Like you got, y'all are, you're aging and you're getting nice, you're getting soft. Like I tell Keith all the time. I heard my feel you guys are That hurts me. Okay, if we're soft you guys are aging into softies. I think you're right So it's not it's not just us dude. I feel like it's someone blamed us Someone's blaming us for fucking like

The table being fucking. I mean yeah, that's partly your fault. It's not, we gave you all the tools you needed. You asked Kissers, you care more about being famous than funny. You don't wanna offend the wrong people. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, they got this thing in Philly when they say blame you, old hit, where if you, so if I was a pussy, you got a blank key.

This is black Philly. You got a blame Keith if I was a pussy. So a blank This is black fillies. You got a blame Keith if I was a pussy So I'm blaming the old heads on the reason why the table Is shit could according to y'all if the table shit we didn't say that but no that's y'all getting the blame It's your fault. We're too old to care about the table. We think it's over We thought it was over a long time ago, but like people come up through the table and what it used to be. First of all, how the fuck do you know you never sat there? And second of all, go make... We didn't make the table. We just sat out and talked. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

you all started the table. It became the table. It wasn't the table. We didn't come down and go, guys, if we all get together and talk and fuck with each other and try to be funny with each other and really bust balls, this will become something. We just sat down and talked. You have the same ability. No, no, no, no, no.

But the table, your downstairs, fucking be a nice to Rosebud, pussy. Fuck you. I was brought in the homey. I'm, look, the table means nothing to me could be because. Fuck that long bitch. No, no, no.

Yeah, fuck Rosie. But hope she comes up here. But the table means nothing to me now because everywhere I sit is the table. That's where the party is. That's how I feel. So this is the table right now. The table, no, no, no, not with you two old niggas.

I'm talking about my generation of comics, where I'll go, I'll sit, I don't worry about the back table, because the back table does stink now, according to you. I didn't say that. You, I've had people say that to me. Well, I feel like you're playing about a little sensitive about all these kind of things. When I sit down, what, no, no, no.

You're sensitive about the new table. I don't, but the table never meant anything for me. That was because you never got to sad at it. I got to sit in it this year. Yeah, when it's shit. Ah, you came when the table. No, done the last season of the cancellation of MASH. You know what crazy? I was never scared to walk in the cell. Even before I was passed, never cared about why.

You know why? Because of Keith. No. Why? Because you're funny. Oh, okay. Well, that's anybody who's funny never. It was almost like I'll go hang out because you understood that it was jokes. It's all jokes. People who, you know, look man, I got my feelings hurt. At the summer. Yeah.

Dude, I got my feelings hurt. Like I would go home and be like, fuck man, that was bad. Not really though. No, I mean, I took a beat. Not really, but really. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've taken a beat and was painful.

Like dude, I had a mommy for 50 minutes one night on my outfit and then I had like five shows that night. I was like, oh shit, every time I went on stage, any time somebody would look at my pants and be like, shit. You ever change your clothes? Oh yeah, I've changed my clothes. I definitely ran back to my car and changed my sneeze.

No, I've never done that. A couple of times. But I only said Keith, because he was the reason why we used to come to the seller. Let me ask you a question about Keith, because I know Keith from his comedy gang he was in. Uh-huh. Comedy, uh, what was it called again?

I forgot. Comedy Supreme. I don't know. What was it called? Connection or something. No, it was called. Zoot suit crew. That's satin jackets.

Yeah. Yeah. We uncovered it on this podcast. We uncovered that on this podcast. He was like, I was in the comic supreme. That's how you had jackets. And they had satin jackets. They all dressed like Big Daddy came back in a day.

They had their names on it and they came and showed up as standups, not as a group, as a group of standups who come to a club like a gang, like the Warriors. It's on it. Will you please find that, Nicky? Comedy Express. Comedy Express. Comedy Express. Yeah.

I want the jacket so bad, I would pay $100,000 for that satin jacket of Keith. Does he think he, he doesn't probably still have it, do he? No, he's, we should bring back the comedy express. Oh no. Yeah, Philly guys, bring back the comedy express. Wait, you know from Philly, I, from the Bronx. But I live on Long Island now. I'm representing comedy express.

I might bring it back. I might try to start it up. But when he, did you know him then, or when did you meet him? I met him when I, right before I moved in New York. Right, and you came with all the guys. We all came different times. I came up in 2013.

But you, that was your crew, like, that we are garbage guys. And, yeah, yeah. And, they were the Philly local. What? Philly local crew. I don't know what that is. Like, you got expressed and you got local.

You motherfuckers took a long time to get here. That's, don't go back to to get that stuff. Go back to the Bronx. You want to keep this bomb down on your microphone? Oh, yeah, Kevin Kevin Ryan and H Foley. H Foley Kevin Ryan top-cassidy Ian, Ian Monroe Derek Monroe. You got up here deep. You guys came deep and you guys were all funny, all cool guys, but you guys kind of came in, got situated and then it took you a minute. You guys earned your shit, it took years. Yeah, still taking years, I mean, we still, you still hustling, but yeah. Well, the garbage guys are killing it,

like at the 11th hour. They did Thank God I remember we should oh fold it. Oh shit. Oh, shit. Oh, man. There we go. Keep this right here Yeah, guys, right there Keith. We were just talking about the comedy express. I'm bringing it back I'm bringing back the comedy express. You got that comedy express, Jack? I don't know, it's gonna happen. I don't want over there.

He's going over there, you're gonna sit there. Yeah. Talk him in so he doesn't have to fucking move the mic. Why are you dressed like a history teacher? I'm a fucking man. Why are you wearing three shirts like a white guy? She said my house keep sitting down saying to the mic stupid no one's here too. I album with that mic man put that in front of him. Fuck that. Oh my just pull it in front of you cuz shut up jackass

What up two black fat blacks one white The new three studios Too hard going man, you a chubby for a minute. Man, I fucking starrers. Those starrers kill you. Yeah man. He the back table stinks. Now? Yeah. Yeah. I told and I called I was calling y'all generation. He was calling us off. He called you old head. He's calling us off. He called you old head Listen, don't don't start getting polite cuz he's up here. I'm not getting polite. I don't know what I'm saying. He ain't all nice now No, no, I was called yo, key. He called you a bit. Oh, yeah, you actually called you a bit so so

Some more so Bobby was saying my generation was soft. Yeah, okay, okay, and I'm telling Bobby that y'all are soft now Cuz Keith you know as mean as you was when I first got here Okay, and I'm telling Bobby that y'all are soft now cuz Keith you not as mean as you was when I first got here Okay Who's hard with a stroke? Who the fuck is hard with a stroke? I'm not soft you cocked something. I hit it. You have a fucking shit right? Yeah, yeah, right now first give me a gun You got a gun? Why do I have to have a good guy? You're a gun. Why do I have to have a good guy gold team? You're a gold kid.

The fucking Darth Vader mask. I was about to come to. Yeah, we can be so but y'all are soft. Y'all are getting y'all aging so it's making y'all soft. Are you not aging motherfucker? You get soft. So good. Okay, he admitted that he's your, you're there though.

You're not soft. Yes. You're soft and you're not at a soft age. Yes. No, no, no, no. No, I suppose we mean. Yeah, you're not soft. You're soft and you're not in a soft age. Yes. No, no, no, no. No, I don't. You supposed to remain. Yeah, you're not mean.

Why do I have to be mean? Exactly. He wants to make it. Yes. That's what exactly is. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We're looking for sitcom, right? Wait, definitely, okay.

I definitely want to make it. But what? You want to make it and you know you got to be nice to make it Because they don't want that we we fucked it up. Nobody wants this shit no more and you know you got to go like this. I don't know. Hey Rosebud Hey, I see All right, I do do that the S.D. I do we all Let's go going take that on

SD I'll do that to SD every time Rose but I just want to make it too This is why we don't this is why this is why we still have to talk to far as we were too fucking crazy Yeah, you need to be more like Reggie like a little a little bitch This is why we still have to talk to Vah Cuz we were too fucking crazy Need to be more like Reggie like a little I read your article you know what I haven't talked to no once. I don't know. I don't think no knows who I am I don't care to know no. I'll text.

I'll text. Do this and I'll text. No, it's the owner. It's the owner of the club. You got my ass. Yeah, I didn't know that. Wow. I don't care to know no.

Well, he knows that now. No, no. He watches this part. I watch him play the guitar. I do some up and I keep him moving. I don't know. He got his own everything. When I first got in here, I thought SD owned everything.

I had to learn. I had to learn. I had to learn who that's the case. Look at it. I know who to talk to. You really do, because you're a softie. You're soft when you're supposed to be hard. What is supposed to be, what am I supposed to be doing if I'm soft?

What am I supposed to be doing if I'm if I'm soft what am I saying neutral yeah what's natural like in school I was a fuck I fuck up and she's nothing that's not a hard for him to talk okay go go it's hard for me to talk man this is my you sound good though man all right sound all right I'll punch Keith in the face right now yes yes punch him in the face and put that mask on. Y'all, Niggas wasn't punching nobody in the face. What are you talking about? I begged a different, sir.

Oh, we fought. No, no, truck, trucks, uh, I punched many people in the face. You're a different dude. Who are you punching the face, Keith? What? Who are you punching the face, Bobby? I got a fight set, Boston. Yeah.

You're gonna fight set. I got fights in the lab. I hit a kid in the fucking head with a toilet seat. I ripped it off a smash to the side. That's funny. Y'all think this is so funny. What do you mean you were fighting comics? I've gotten in fight.

I'm talking about you talking about who you fighting like comics. I'm saying what makes y'all a go. Let's explain it. We want them as to now. Okay. I mean see okay. We We took the whole place over. Yeah. Yeah. I mean granted they didn't pick the show up because of that. What you're doing is right. Well, you're you're doing it the right way but awesome bitch. Yeah. But you're a bitch ass. That's right. Right. Right. Yes. You know, every time I fucked up or I did something stupid in them, Keith would call me and go, what are you doing, Jackass? You're fucking up.

So I would go, all right, let me do this right. That makes you so. You scared Keith. No, no. I have a stroke. Now this is before the stroke. This is before the stroke. Keith was soft before the stroke. He led the Philly crew. Am I yelling? No, you good, man.

Oh, no. Okay, just soft. You thought you were yelling? You saw bitch? No, I am soft. Right, that was soft. That's how it is. Am I yelling?

Am I yelling at church? He's me. Am I yelling? I was just slapping him next time he does some shit. All right, am I yelling? Am I? He went like this. Am I yelling? I want you to slap him next time he does some shit. All right, am I yelling? Am I? He went like this, am I yelling? You know how he saw him?

He should have said, he ain't gonna fuck it slap me. Will you practice? He's practicing to be on Rogan. That's what he's doing. Sorry, am I, I don't wanna yell. Am I good? Is that good? Am I alright?

No desire. Oh no, I would be okay. Say that, it's still good, say what you're gonna say. What are you about to say? Be a man? I have no desire to be on road shut your Fuckin what I'm saying is I that's not even a thought that doesn't even run through my mind to be on Rogan I'm not a white comic. Oh Hard Hard

I didn't say that what I'm saying that fuck broken to it. You see I Rock into it. I'm saying I have no desire to it's not like you know to me like Rogan Rogan is can you stop here? Real we know what you say Your lunch my no means of myself, but I would love to be on the Joe Rogan show. Yeah, we know you would lose her. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck you, Chuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. And I'm again, I apologize immediately. I'm sorry, Chuck. Okay. You know what, I am soft. You guys are right. But the table doesn't matter anymore. Yeah, no shit. We don't sit at it. Yeah.

Well, y'all don't sit at it because you're all on the good. We put anytime I walk up to the table now, it's like, so yeah, she was great on this. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I don't sit by. I don't sit by. You were talking some horses. You guys talk about. I want, well, you talking about when I walked up tonight. I said, when you walk in and said to go fat Bobby, he was late for his podcast. That's what I was thinking.

What do you mean? Because I was on time and you was late? I'm just saying I like that Reggie God skinny fat Reggie got hollywood fat now Reggie's always been fat. I am I have I've lost a little weight Reggie's the older brother a fat. That's like the normal I have. I've lost a little weight. Reggie's the older brother fat. That's like the normal thing fat people say. I lost a little weight. I'm trying.

I'm trying. You're fat. Truck thinks he's muscular and he's fat. There's a man. Truck. I could beat everybody up in this room. Not that much. I'd hit you with something.

I tried. I would try. I would try too. I thought you'd even know what to do. I would start with you. Why don't you don't win a wave? Talking get out. Okay, but yes, the maintain what were you talking about before I got there? Seriously, I want you to be honest. But you what who's the other kid was there?

The good looking one. Jordan Fisher. Jordan Fisher, Rosebud and finance. What was the conversation? What was we talking about? How did we didn't like old, Niggas, old bitter comics? That's what we were talking about. It was because we, it was a weird vibe we got from an older comic. We don't fuck with him.

Who? Greg something. You talking about Greg will go? Yeah. Greg's mad at everything. No, Greg's not mad. He's not, you don't know him. I don't know But we just talking about how we didn't really fuck with him. Well, yeah

I felt bad too because I was walking out and I saw Greg by himself at a big table He was back there and then when I came back to him to a small table. Yeah, we sent Greg to the front That's kind of hard. You gotta give him some crazy. Yeah, they said They did it because it was so there. What were you talking about that may Greg leave the table? No's kind of hard. You gotta give him some crazy things. Yeah. They said, they wrote the whole thing. Yeah, but they did it because it was so, what were you talking about that May Greg leave the table? No, because when I walked up Greg was saying something, I asked Jordan what he said. Well, I know what he said.

Well, he was like, I don't know. He was like, he was like, uh, he walks like a comic. Oh, yeah, that's all it was. He just didn't know you. I thought he was, when I came back there, I thought Greg was talking shit. So I asked Jordan, hey, what, what what what did he say? Like so, you know, but it wasn't it wasn't that at all.

Right. No, Greg. All right. He's a good guy. All right. I didn't say he wasn't, but you asked him what he's talking about. Look at y'all being soft because I named them. Hey, we don't want to.

What's wrong with these kids? I like Greg. He talks to me. I'm just saying. Y'all calling me soft. Like named the concept. I exactly said what you said. He asked me. He asked me. I'm just saying y'all calling me some like name the concept I exactly said with you say Greg So that was soft as shit break something. I didn't know last name Way man look how soft y'all got soft. Well, I saw we're figuring it out

With the other ass. We're slow. We just take it off. So hang on all right you ask what I Let my old friend this portion The Greg part. Yeah, oh really? Why oh yeah I was telling him that you used to always push this motherfucker on me. You'd always be like yo Get him and do shit with him. Yeah. Right? You supported those Philly guys. You supported. That's my Philly young money crew. Right.

You know, it's not naming your Philly crew. That's just why. What are you, hey? What are you, I don't like corrupt undercover cop energy. Yes I'm like he's like he's got a badge. He's gonna shoot you. I don't have a break it I got gold teeth in my mouth. Yeah, I hate your goats. Why yes, you're 47 and a 47 pieces shit You're wrong. Yeah, why did what's You asked that question.

I don't know if I can ask that without being a racist. What's up with the gold teeth? I don't know, I don't know what's up with the gold teeth. But I don't understand. What's some gold apparent of? I don't understand. Well, fuckers with no gold teeth always bitching about that gold teeth.

Yeah, I don't mean. How come you've got gold teeth, man? You're in for a little girl. He has two beautiful girls. Yes, thank you. The hands going team But maybe he's that's a fucking like an emergency plan. There's an apocalypse and the money goes down because there's a Nuclear war he can use his teeth to get some meat and some shit. Thank you for acknowledging that I have money Fuck you Keith So my youngest daughter loves these gold teeth. Right, because they look like gold teeth. The youngest daughter is not here.

No, but as I'm leaving the house, she wants me to. What about comics? What about us? We hate them. I hate you, Reggie. Listen, I want to be honest with you about your teeth. Let's go, Captain Underpants. I hate your robot teeth.

You know what? I actually want a pair of my car. I don't like robot will Smith. Listen to me. Why do you compare me to Will Smith? You see, I told you. Cute. Why do you have them? What do they do?

What does she buzz to get up here? Two. Two. Sorry. My bad guy got it. It's four. Oh shit. My bad. You're a pussy. You see? Yeah, that was. I was nervous. Rosebud's gonna slap you. My bad. I fucked up the combo. But look, I'm talking about your teeth. I really want to know about teeth because I don't understand the gold teeth. No, no, it's just he's a father.

He's 40 something. He don't need them. I want him because I'm not a father yet. Oh, so he's hating on me. Do you have that? Can you explain something to me? You have to go to a dentist and get those met made. No, no, no, Jula came, took the impression, came back with the teeth. And what was that 18 karat gold?

24 24 karat gold. And you have them in your mouth and you're not real gold. It's absolutely real gold. It's not They're on real stroke. They're gonna start turning Let's go turn to the Statue of Liberty He's got copper I want to get a bottom row though. They're dope. They're fly but for what but not his not his ones. Why is his back? No, cuz they just playing gold Okay, I just don't get them

Yeah, that was all for That was all fit Yeah, that was soft. Oh, that's gonna be the clip. And, yeah, gold. Go mochelle, bro. That's not my lineup. Joe, make sure you're both with something. There you go. There you go. That lineup is not a good lineup.

We're just your lineup, Rich. This is Black Talk. I don't know what a lineup is. Like, will you guys, when you get arrested? When you guys get arrested, what the fuck? I was trying to be funny. Keith, you soft. You soft, my friend.

He's right, he was trying. Thank you. That was a good joke. I'm calling out every time I hear you guys say something soft man. Please take off your hat, Rich. What? I wanna see your hair line.

You talking shit. I have a hair line. What is a line? Is it the right hair? Like a line up. That's gonna line up. I didn't hairline. What is a line? Is it the right here? That's gonna line up. I didn't know that You can't make his hair always we can all make you take a hat. You don't show up fucked up No, I don't keep always always looks tight. Yeah, you

Tight because he had a stroke relax Did you get that bomb in then and put it on and can you put it on your teeth? Now can you take those out easy? Yeah, and now do when you refood does shit get in it? I don't eat with them in so when you eat your pop them out I'm out have you ever lost them because I lose shit all the time. If I lost them. That's it You're done you went there. I was just something like that car. You don't tell me exactly, but around the G That's it. Yeah, we should all get go then that goal. I'm getting what is that definitely getting in pair? What what is it? They're regimen band I'm kidding. What is that definitely getting in pair? What what is it their regiment fat gone? Who's

Get out of here now. You don't know Reggie big bad. No, I don't what a deaf jam. Oh, okay. All right I'm mad TV. Martin. Okay. I know he is all right. You know, I'm a little behind Well speaking of TV this this young buck has, he's been on Michael Chase show. And on scream five, he was in the movie. Oh, yeah. He was a scream. Yeah.

I didn't know when he got scream. What? He got a hit. He, he, he, he hurts. He's, when he has a good one though, he fucks him up because he laughs. Yeah, I don't really fuck me out. What is it?

What is it? I was just screaming what? I already know you go say for like 20 seconds. Wait, I was. It was great. Now did you book that out of an audition? Uh, you know what? Well, it's when you start getting a little success,

they just offer you small parts. You might not know nothing about that. Oh shit. Oh shit. There I go. Are you at a mustache? Yeah. Oh you are.

That was a bad barbell and that's it. Oh, bad. Yeah, that's a bad line up. Yeah, it is. You're a fat Apollo Creed. You look like it. He looked like one of the village people. He was a fat village people. You're a flat is security guard, right?

I've been a security guard in a bunch of things, yeah. Yeah. Put on one of those security guard pitches. Of me? I have a sheet of security guard. Yeah, yeah, you were. Sit right here. Sit right here. Sit right here.

We got any more mics? Hey, yo, we got a Definar Generation, Ian. Ian's here, Jordan's here. Jordan, Ian. Jordan, you got a mic for Jordan, Joe? I'm not. I can't stay long, so I'm not. So share a mic with Jordan.

Just grab a chair for Jordan, please. We got you, Jordan. Look how good looking Jordan is. This fucking... See him without his shirt on. What? Oh. He is.

I can only imagine. Oh, God. I have. What? Oh, no. Go ahead. Jesus. Jordan, give me the microphone.

Talk to the microphone. Okay. You can actually share, right? Yeah. Yeah. I a microphone talking to the microphone. Okay. You can actually share, right? Yeah. Yeah. I don't think he's soft. He's not soft.

No, he's soft. He's soft too? No, no, no, no. Yeah. Let's go outside and tell me that. What do you think of that, huh? Oh, whoa, whoa, I can't be a fucking old guy who strokes up. I got a pro.

That's soft. He's absolutely hard. He's absolutely hard. Wait, wait, wait. Absolutely hard. Wait, is Jordan soft? Is Jordan soft. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Absolutely hard. Wait, is Jordan soft? Is Jordan soft?

Wait, what? Jordan, no, Jordan reminds me of you. You soft because, wait, whatever you might have to say, you soft. Okay, nice joke. You stepped on. All right, my bag, go ahead. Now, because you're soft, you're so trying to be not soft,

that you stepped on my good little silly joke. I was gonna talk about Jordan All right being like the all the the members of the Jackson five Now it's dead You got your fault. I give that to you. I brought my own for you Bobby. There you don't give me that's how you pick up Dude I don't think you're soft. That's exactly what soft I say. He is soft. Wait, it's soft.

Oh, I'm very sensitive. But he's soft too though. He's sensitive alpha. And not as sad as not as such. And no such thing is that. You're not an alpha. You're looking at him. You are not an alpha.

Yeah, I'm an alpha. You're not an alpha. It's hot. They basically call him, we're not an alpha. It's hot. They basically call them. We're not talking about what. Comics have to sell a soft, right? Why? Why?

No. Like as if, as if their generation was walking around, he called us soft. I call it. I said, we don't say nothing. You understand? We don't really care about the table anymore. We're done. We're all done.

Keith, that we're, you know, me calling. We're just trying to fucking, you know, we're doing our shows, we're headlining and making money. We're professional comedians now. You guys are still doing little spots, right? You're trying to make it on weekends because you go to have weekend work. We understand that. He was disgusted with that comment.

He didn't like that at all. April 1st and 2nd will be headlighted for my comedy club. There you go. Hey, Ian. We got an Almsfruiting. Yeah, Ian. We got Zany Chicago.

You're gonna be in my town. I live in Almsford. Really? I live in Greenberg, next Almsford. You wanna hang? So anyways, I, um. And it called me soft because I want to make it. No, we said we did not say that.

See this is why you're soft. You fucking making shit out. You said it like he was telling on us. He was like, they called me soft. Why are you got teeth like the villain in bond? Oh, why do you have fucking mustache like that? You like groucho marks. Oh boy, nothing.

Give me that back. Give him the bomb back. I wasn't ready for it. I wasn't ready for you to attack me. Why? I just wasn't ready. I was like, I wasn't ready. I just wasn't ready. We got to this soft color. Who's soft now bitch? But we're saying where are you from first of all North Carolina? North Carolina and we're saying that he was saying that we're saying, where are you from first of all? North Carolina. North Carolina. And we're saying that he was saying that we're soft now. We're not. We left the tables soft, but we left you guys with all the fucking skills.

We smashed you enough. All the people, we did our thing where you could have took it over, but you guys were like, fuck that. I don't want to be, I don't want to not make it like those guys, like get right to the edge and then go, add na. I wanna actually do something with my career, so you're like, let me be friendly.

Let me be soft, and you're soft, and you're soft, and you're soft. I'm, no, no, being friendly is not soft, okay? Being friendly is not a top, being a kind person that is not soft. He's soft, do you know what I'm saying? Do you know what I'm saying? So we to decide so he's soft do you know me times? Do you know me times we stood out? Do you know how many times we stood outside the cellar in a fucking slam circle?

Yes, and fucking I had to go home and reevaluate my fucking what I'm doing with my life outside You know what it's like and then you stepped in to it you guys And then you stepped into it you guys Hi, I see you heard that I just admitted that I admitted that Hey Jessica Kershaw I'm a nice person I don't like being a rebel I know I know I know

I don't like being mean to people I don't know What do you mean? I can be mean but it's not like M.O Guys, one good game you play Look at what I am Look at Keith He's. Guys, look at, look at Keith. Look at how game? Keith. No, no.

He'd look at sex, he's getting nervous, he's sweating. I'm fine. He's like, I'm just like, I'm getting me out. Hey, Max Boyle. Oh, thank you. That was, that was what I was trying to go for. Hey, get up. No.

Oh, I'll take my time. They call me being nice. Okay, now I give you SD. I do go in there. Hey, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up So don't take a joke and make it your your your What was Oh, we try to make in say What need in I'm gonna help you say it. No, no, no, no, no, I hear Listen to me brother. I'm not Listen to me. It's a there. This is not what it is. You know what it is. This is not two thousand fucking fine

No, you know what it is. This is got interest. We make we're mean to each other as friends But I on on outside where I guess where you're saying like we're nice to other because we've tore each other apart Yeah, of course, of course, so that's what you all did, right? You were, it was, we all, I think, no, but it's not, but it's not, we're for everybody apart. So you did, you only tore each other apart and then are nice to other people. And we wouldn't talk to you. We, we, we, and they're like, you guys have issues.

If we didn't like it, we didn't talk to you. If you came to the table and you heard, we were like, yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, if we liked you, we'd be like, I look at you stupid dumb head. I would, yeah, I wouldn't have had that fat body. I would have still came back. You know, he's talking about you. He's talking about you. Yeah, dumb hat. There you go.

You're short top head. Take it. But how, how, how far do you really think like that could go now? Do you teach dance? No. No. It can go. It can go low.

Dude, I don't know, man. You guys have made this fuck. I've seen you being mean to each other. Yeah, but he saw if he changed it up now. You changed your tone. I'm trying to make it. Because I want to be on stream six. You can't be mean anymore. Like y'all got away with it when there's an error no camera phones

Now it's like you mean they're gonna go tell on you on Facebook. No, we're waiting We had a flip up 82 We had a flip our phones up, but we could get video We're on TV me mean yeah, yeah, we were mean That was like your guys thing like you guys that's you all watch that and it's not it's not a thing But that's it we're we're we're of the generation of comics that watch you guys on Teflon. Plus you all.

Oh, well, well, first of all, I never watched that show until I started comedy. It's because you had no cable girl. Yeah. Reggie got no money. Reggie got no money. Reggie got no money till now. He's still out of money. I mean, did you make me pay for him one night?

Yeah. I had to pay food for him. Should have. No, my mom. My mom. I meant my mom too, but him too. Oh, that means you saw. Yeah, they bitch you for your mom.

No, he saw. No, they bitched you, Bobby. Well, Keith, he was talking like he just got a counting lockup. No, he looks like he's got a lot of stuff. Yeah, I'm coming straight from Riker's truck. I got those teeth for selling cigarettes. I did. What kind of looks?

I'm going to adjust this real quick. You should adjust that. Listen, why don't you use that to take your teeth out? They're bugging me. I know, but he likes his teeth. You like his teeth? Look, first of all, if he had a good gold teeth it cost him $70,000 Look at those fucking choppers. I know. I'm I'm still I'm getting a bottom brew. I don't care You're getting it don't why why cuz it looks cool. I like it. It doesn't look cool

His break this radio time get money and don't waste it Whoa, oh his break this time. Get money and don't waste it. Whoa. Oh, you should have no mother word. You run. Whoa. Ian. Hey, what do you think Reggie does with this tax return? Tell us right now. You think Reggie pays taxes. Reggie, you don't pay taxes. I'm learning. I'm learning. Buddy, I'll get you an account. I'll get you. You don't do. I got audited. Yeah. Yeah, when I started making a little money doing colleges, we should do back in the I'll get you an accountant. I'll get you an accountant. You don't do it? I got audited. Yeah. Yeah. When I started making a little money doing colleges, we used to do, back in the day, you'd

make all your money doing colleges. You get five grand, ten grand of college. And I made a chunk of cash. And I didn't understand taxes because I went from waiting tables to make a money and they whaped me. And they do this. They go, all right, we'll take, we'll agree on this much money.

And before you hang up the phone, it's out of your account. Wow. They just make it. How did you get ordered it? What? How did you get ordered it? What?

What? Get ordered it. I can't hear you. How did you get ordered it? Because I didn't fucking pay taxes right? Ian is so soft. He's scared to get ordered it. Dude, I didn't, I, You in is so soft he's scared to get out of it dude I didn't I look you look like you worry I'm hard as fuck cuz I don't want to lose money. Yeah, dude

I fucking I had the wrong way I mean not me the wrong Yeah, yeah, I'm just wondering like what I already I had a I had a account in the fuck me and gave me he gave me money back Like I got a I got a eight thousand dollars. Oh my god like he gave me money back. Like I got a, I got a $8,000. Oh my God. Like they gave me money back and I spent it like I'm such an asshole. I just went and bought shit about like a, I think I bought a briefcase.

Oh my God. I was traveling with a briefcase. I don't know dude. Wait, I don't want because you're rubber-tick. Exactly. Exactly what Captain Underpants does. He walks around with a briefcase. Shit, I'm not, I'm not listening. I'm just gonna leave that thing on your microphone. Well, you see Captain Underpants does he walks around the briefcase I'm not losing I'm gonna leave that thing on your microphone. You see Captain Underpants on top of the teacher with a fucking briefcase

Do you How you yeah, okay? I was gonna say holy shit. Yeah, but he actually has a briefcase. That's fucking hilarious I know I'm kidding all right We're like soft soft. I'm like a I dropped it's not soft that scared yeah Scared yeah the soft tell You're a Terry cloth pink What was that was What was that? What was that kung fu moo with the black dude?

Bruce Lee Roy. Bruce Lee Roy. Oh shit. Oh, I was like Bruce Lee Roy. He got that car load. Oh. Time act. Yeah, the last dragon.

The last dragon. I went to karate school with that dude. You did? I was a little kid. He was right next to me in karate. Truck is soft. He went to karateate school. Everybody went to Karate school. Nobody went to Karate school. Everybody in the 80s. We can all beat your ass, Red. No, nobody went to Karate school. You see that silence? I got up to a blue belt.

I got to a wipe out and I ripped my gee. I was too chubby. I did a split and my gee split and I never went back. I was so embarrassed. In Boston, I did Kempo karate. Elvis is karate. Elvis is karate. Yeah, it was. That's what he took.

And there was all you need. All you can eat Italian buffet across the street. And sometimes I would just go there before class. I was a little jubby. I was in a bad part of my life. I would do karate class now. Karate, shit. Don't do karate.

No, I would do it for the workout. You get to. I'm a man. I make blood. We should do jujitsu together. That would be so. I would do it for the workout. I'm the way he pointed at you.

He met like in his apartment right now. He was the role with you right now. You want to roll around? Come on, let's put on a guide together. I would do it now just for the workout. Jiu-jitsu. Yeah. Well, Jiu-jitsu is just, I mean, at fuck everything else because nothing else works. Yeah. Jiu-jitsu, every video, go type in Jiu-Jitsu versus anything, and they beat the shit out of every art form. Every art form. I just want to lose more weight.

There's a kung-fu dude, Jiu-Jitsu chokes him out. Karate, fucking chokes him out. There was a bodybuilder, wrestler, just fucking took him down, chokes him out. I want to be, who's that guy? Boss Lerman boss root and you Buzz Lightyear You stupid idiot you actually look like the fucking lawyer from Carly Doe's way. AHHHH! You look like a jumping!

We do! Oh God. Daz Routin. There he is! Big up one. This is me. Climb felled. Oh my God.

Climb felled. Oh, it's dude. Bring up the last dragon. Look how god. Blindfeld. Oh, dude. Bring up the last dragon. Look at him. She looks handsome. He's got a way up. Look at the mirror every day. I'm just gonna fuck you by the end of this episode.

Who me? He keeps calling your handsome. He's good looking dude. Bring him up. There he is right there. Last try. There he is right there. No, the one down the bottom.

The last dragon. All the way to the bottom right there. Click on that. That's the one down the bottom The right last right all the way to the bottom right right there click on that that ain't that ain't you the glow He's got that glow. What's that song she sang? Seven You do you do look like it does man. Well if they do it again, then yeah, Bob

You do look like it does man. Well if they do it again then. Yeah Bob, leave him alone. I'm fucking, I'm being a pervert. Yeah, I sexually assault him. Wow, that's a good shit. I'm fucking, I'm saving this. Ah. Jordan's about to get me ood.

But wait, wait, wait. Oh. Oh. That was good. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, me, dude. Oh my God, that was a good one. That was good. Why is my camera not on me?

Am I that camera? Am I this camera? Yeah, camera, actually, gravity. I'm fucking giving all my stuff to this camera. It's not even on me. Anyways, I met you. Where did we meet? Good nights You the future right? Yeah, yeah, good nights. What was that though?

We was he was he was he was he nice to you? Ah You know why you know why I was trying to fuck this You know why you know why I was trying to fuck this guy I'll tell you why he was a nice person. I don't fuck that's I don't fucking say shit If you ain't an asshole you're gonna get shit me Keith have never fought I've never fought with Keith. I've wanted to punch in so many times So many times. Are you guys really friends if you don't want to fight? No, because we've never done anything.

Us Philly guys are the only group of friends I've ever had that I've had fights with. I fought with Billy, Patrice. Patrice. Patrice, me and Patrice scream in matches. Screamin' in the car home. We were in Brazil. Oh Man The rule was no hookers in the car with us The rule was we go back by ourselves

You want to get a girl of the night. Go ahead. You meet them at let put them in a cap and you meet at the whole to because because his row blocks it's dangerous, you know what I mean? And this one of the fucker she wouldn't get it she was like no me go with Petiki. Petiki. Petiki. Petiki. Petiki. Petiki. And Petrice such a fucking soft fucking fucking silly bitch he was he goes all right get in And she puts it in the back seat with me. He's in the front seat. I like how you called it Not well, whatever. I'm sorry the girl the poor girl. She was not whatever, but I don't know if she's gonna drop drugs I go but she's supposed to go and he's like like, Bobby, she's going, I'm like, Trees, get her, go with her.

I'll go about, he's like, Bobby, shut the fuck up. You shut the fuck up. I mean, we're screaming. He's like, fuck you. I'm like, fuck you. We're gonna get pulled over. We're gonna get to a run. Two seconds later.

Whoop, whoop, whoop. Fuck him. Pulled us over, right? You were in the car. You were in the back with me. Oh shit. Right. Oh, I have a miles all.

We get out of the car, all four of us. And I'm like, fuck man, we're done. These cops had their machine guns with their fingers on the trigger. Oh, that's not good trigger design. No, it's like they didn't think of course in gun safety. And this guy takes us out, Valu Lufan out of it. And they look't think of course in gun can safety and this guy takes us out Valu Nuffin out and they look in and take us out. I tried I tried to I tried to I tried to become Portuguese. I tried to assimilate

Because I just went to the ATM and took out my last Thousand bucks and I had it in my pocket and they're gonna take it. And I got no more money. You guys, Dan? We're halfway through the strip. And I'm about to, I need to become a Brazilian for fellow dude in two seconds. So I, he, they went to all the guys.

And they got to me and he was like, you know, take your head, you had, and I think my me and he was like, you know, take your head, you know, and I think my hat I was like, see. And then we go, I'll do the C. I went C. I just kept doing what he told me. I said, okay, see. I have to do this, but I get to see.

I said, it's him. It's him. He's not, I'm gonna that wrong. I said See you heard but she said a gun to his gut I just get one see See that's what we haven't done yet that I want to do the Philly crew We just go on a trip and be animals. We're gonna go Disney You're gonna go to a lot of part of the way around the world. Hey guys. I plan a trip to Kalahare It's an indoor water park of the Pukino's Fucking bitch is out really fun It's an indoor water park with the Pukinos. Uh, fucking bitch is out.

It's really fun. I don't know. I don't know in the Philly crew though. Who would fuck shit up though? Like, who would fuck it up to where you'd have to yell with? Like, like, fuck it up how? Somebody's gonna do some stupid shit. Just like how Patrice like brought the girl into the car.

Somebody's gonna do some stupid. Is he gonna do you or Reggie? Yeah, it's actually what you were. I was about to say you. I was about to say, Reg. I read you with a raggie, you stupid shit. I mean, all in fun though, I might do some stupid. If you were talking to the police,

one of y'all are gonna fuck it up. It's either you or Reggie. No, we're talking to the police. No, Reggie would do stupid shit. Like during COVID he pulled our friends mask off and blew in his face. Because he's like, it was funny. Reggie's heart. Reggie's heart.

Reggie's heart. Well, one way, man, what point of that over? I mean, this was like, you know, May 19th. Yeah, like April, May, 2020. As Jester. Yeah. Yeah, people dying in level. Yeah.

Yeah, that was, yeah, that was, that's what Italy was dying. Yeah. I mean, he legitimately tried to get me to say the end words. He tried to murder somebody. Why would you put his breath? Like, I don't put it past. It's a fun game. But it's what I want.

What is the game? No, we were just, we were just, we were shit on the... What that mic in front of you, dummy. Just pull it, it comes to you. And pull it right to you. We were just shit on the end. We were just shit on the end for like two hours saying awful things about his dead dad.

To try and get me to say it. Is your dad dead? Yes. Oh, sorry. He died horrifically in an accident when I was eight. And they kept saying it in detail and so finally, Ian's like, Listen, you guys are being a bunch of fuckin' You said it.

Yeah, I'm not soft. Well, it took him two hours. It took him two hours to say it, but me and my Ro said hey, we're gonna take him. I was gonna make it easy for the editor. When he calls me up, hey dude, I got this new thing with Amy and I don't want to fuck things up. Oh, fucking softy. But no, we planned it out and it took him to I was just saying I love that game. It's not a good game 22 2015. Yeah, yeah, this is like 2015 and also in my defense And well, no, too because

Yeah, context matters and and also like in my defense if we played today I would say it much faster It's Good game show It's not a game This is why I pitched it. Oh, yeah, I pitched you did not pitch that I tried to pitch it to who to the show I was working for What show and this fucking Michael Chey this fucking dummy text me and goes I think I messed up I know what's wrong? He goes I told everyone that story in the writers room about making you say the end word And I was like that's a funny game

at the end where it is. I was like, that's a funny game. I have it. You got in a writing room. But it's a writer's room. It is. Yeah, but not anymore. But are you writers room? No, they're what. Whoa. And everyone that it was really didn't they? Yeah, it was it was it was but they were they were the last to the good ones.

Is chase show cool. It is cool. It's very cool. Oh, cool. I would know because my fucking never put me was my camera. Never put me on it. Well, we never need a fat way, guy. They just need fat black eyes. Yeah. Truck.

No, that was a pretty good one, truck, man. That was a good, no, you did good, that was funny. That was slow, he took it. Oh, shit, you can't, you gotta kind of just let truck do his thing, because you scared. Yeah, it's like truck got a deep old effect. It's he wasn't here. I shit on them all day. I'm actually really I don't want to Pull the way this I want to be the back of my head We never put somebody back in the head that's what came around a bicycle

You're gold teeth, but a bike He's hoffing up the west side. I wait three sides is too small. Oh shit, dude. Well, I don't think that, I don't think you guys are soft now. I think you guys, but I think that's soft. That's soft. I'll tell you, let me. Whoa, you're trying to give me a cup.

Yeah, soft. You just touch it. What is it? It's kind of shit is that. What's softies unite? Yeah, softies unite. I don't think you soft, I just think you soft in the fact that you can't do it.

I think it only gives you choice. You can't do what we used to do. And you have to, because you'll get fired. What, beat degenerates that haven't worked on their issues for years. You can do it the way you look. He can't do that shit I mean, you know, it's gonna be a fucking suck a guy off on the fuck west. I highway. I gotta show you how I

Got banned from a club because I was too roasty in the green room. What do you mean? Yeah, where? Come on club Down the street. Yeah, well club Down the street. Yeah. Well, club down the street. You're not working there anymore? I don't want to blow the guy up. We made a man's, everything's fine. That's all.

Oh, God. You did the same. I don't like drama. You just did the drama. You just did the drama. It's a Broadway. I don't like having, I like getting along with everyone and being nice.

I don't like meeting the hands. I'm with the hands. You live a Rodsie. cut it out. He's gonna get up and stuff fucking torn around I've never seen anybody play the air piano. What was that? Wow truck Can we just stitch that on his shirt? Yeah, we made that your mask. Yeah, so you keep your mouth shut Next next is got three more you're gonna eat shit Three more you're gonna give us that bottom row of teeth Shit, yeah, you're like I've said before your studio has gotten soft a lot of shame

What do you mean soft is not like when soft. When I first came to the studio, it was sex toys and all types of freaky shit in the studio. It's very soft now. Yeah dude, we had a, we took the, that was so fucked up. I took a box of stuff home. Mm-hmm. I took a box of this all my shit home.

And I left it in the, my shit, my max. I was cleaning the garage, I just threw this box. It just my shit home. And I left it in the and Max. I was cleaning the garage. I just threw this box. It just said studio stuff, arcade studio stuff. It's just the box of Dildos. And Max had it like a gun.

Well, it was too young. He didn't know what a dick was yet. Like a full dick. He only know little tiny kid dinks. So he thought it was a gun. I was like, give me that. That a fucking toss him out. Yeah, you had a lot of, I got my first pocket pussy here.

I remember you gave Chris a first. Yeah, first. The one pocket pussy I had. He has many. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. The one pocket pussy I had, I remember you gave Chris a dick pump or some shit and we were so excited outside.

Oh, look, our first. You used it. You fucked it, right? I used it once. Yeah, not the way. Look at me. I swear, I felt like a loser immediately first you fucked it right I use it once yeah walk look away look at me I I swear I feel like a loser immediately yeah you fucked it I used it I know why he did flush light it was a flashlight oh it was a different between the park and he and he did not use it again he's just lazy you know I clean it he was like I was just thrown out you're just lazy I threw it out of

the meeting I was like this this song yeah you got paper plates and plastic forks at your house. Yeah, so I really watch it a pocket pot. See? You tossed that shit. Was it good? It was awful. It was it was lame. I wanted the fucking dick pump, but Chris had it.

You wanted a what? The fucking penis. So just use this dick pump. No, you're gonna stop a dick. I wanted the dick. No. You're gonna stop a dick. I wanted the dick. No Yeah, it You threw it on my tea yeah now I can't drink it. He soft

He's not soft. Yeah, it's soft. He's soft. Keith. That was not all right. He's a man's fucking. Oh, no, that was soft. I'm a car, a Machiado. Look at his sand, Pelegrino, that's soft. Little European bitch. I'm drinking tea. Whoa. Like a man. All right. So listen, I want to know something. Now, what are you doing? How's it going? You went at the seller now for how long? It's 2019. 2019. Now? How's it going with you and at the seller now? How long? It's 2019.

2019. Now what's going on with you? Jokes right now. Yeah, just doing stand up. Stand up in auditions. Yeah. No shit. Audition is the worst.

The worst. Dude, now the zoom audition stinks too. Yeah, it's all self tapes now. Self tapes are terrible. I was looking the rooms in the room. I'm zipping, I'm zapping, I'm zapping, everything's fun. And I can't do a self tape to save my life. It was just tough.

The only thing good about a self tape is you can edit it. Yeah. I've done like four different auditions and took stuff from each one and made one. Like I got it in the editing app and made it look great because you can't tell the and fuck them. Self-takes with dope. I hate.

I hate it. I love it. You have all the time in world to get your best take with a self-take. Dude, I don't take that much time. I do one one one one take one or two takes. I'm out of there. Dude, I booked the last thing I booked a binge. You ever see the movie binge?

No, no. But I'm so fat now, I just booked like Santa Claus. Yeah. Oh shit. I played two, I've been in two movies as Santa Claus. I'm like, dude, I gotta lose weight. You just look at your other. Yeah, unless I'm waiting for the fucking

mallem, mallem, brand-o doc that's gonna come out on Netflix. I Ain't gonna make shit. I gotta lose weight, dude But I booked this other thing. What was that show on showtime with those two dudes those two comedians? Do's the mirror. Yeah, what's it called? No Jesus the mirror. Oh flat-list misdemeanors. Oh flat-list, I did not audition with them. Uh-huh You guys those two dudes are fucking great. Yeah. On Zoom, they, this is funny.

So they go, I do the audition, they're like, that's great. And one of the dudes, the black dude, what's his name? Kevin. Kevin. Funny. He goes, yo, can you do it as Keith? And I was like, Keith Robinson, I have a fucking absolutely.

So I did the whole audition as you. I was like, Keith Robinson, I have a fucking absolutely. So I did the whole audition as you. I was like, listen, stupid. You got damage, shut up, dummy. And I just did the whole thing. It was hilarious to those two. I was like, this is great. Every, even the fucking lady is like that. You got a job, acting like Keith?

No, it wasn't Keith, but they just, we were just joking around, you fucking asshole. Keith, he's still in your, he's still in your, I got it, but then just, we were just joking around. You fucking asshole. He's still in your, he's still in your, he's in your, I got it, but then the lady sends me an email. They loved you, they're gonna give you the part. I had like Joe List and Eddie Pepperton was like, Ah, you got the part I was gonna get.

And like people like you got it. I was like, Oh, that's cool. I got an email, you got it. And then a week went by, I was like, Hey, I sent an email, what's going on? Oh yeah, the studio wanted to go older. What the fuck? I was like, older than what?

Like, I'm 51. So I think, look, my mind goes fucked up. I go, they don't like me. Somebody at Showtime doesn't like my stand up doesn't like me from tough crowd or opian Whatever my brain goes that way and you know, but it could have just been they wanted an older dude Who knows but it just sucks auditioning so to it. It's like fuck you only get stuff from your friends. Oh, yeah Absolutely, yeah, I haven't got anything from any of my friends Well, you got it, but I book a book from self-tape state.

I'm gonna give you advice. We're called quit acting. Listen. Oh, good. This is the guy. Sell those teeth. Listen, don't get it. You're good.

Relax, don't take it. You're healthy. Is he laughing? Is he laughing? I'm not done, T. I'm gonna. Oh, God. Don't say that.

I'm not done. I'm gonna. Oh, God. Don't say that. I'm not done. I'm like, Oh God. Don't you never impression nothing. I liked it. I was you. I'm what you talking about. No. Look, I'm laughing. We're all scared. I'm gonna have to have Dante on Every's all nervous now goes the two biggest guys in comedy Yeah, but cast and changes that's what point though. What are you talking about? Like I've worked on like I did some Reality show thing and they were trying to get the cast together for that and it's like people that they had Submitted right like we're gonna put and then just like something happens you interview them

Oh, I don't know they're kind of blah blah and then one person. Yeah, one person one person But yeah, and then they can just change shit. You never know why you gotta have yeah, man You're gonna have people the beauty of it though is we got stand up, baby. Yeah, that's saving grace though BEE BEE BEE BEE BEE! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hey guys, see fucking chip chippers and shirts in the audience. Wanna hang yourself with one of them? Then you gotta go to Instagram and see Tim Dylan just going, look at these people! Oh great, fantastic. Yeah, well yeah, maybe that's why I don't like the road.

I can't fucking pack a room. The road's not good until it's like you're on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But gotta learn, but you can do the work. And you like the room? I see them. Yeah, it's like you still. You like traveling, you like doing clubs, you love doing it, you don't give a fuck

how many people there are not, right? I'm sorry. To sell and it's nice and I like, and I like. There you go. Yeah, Ian, talk you shit. What? Yeah, relax. It's great.

We're out of five, well, then we're on a weekend. It's great. Selling out four out of five shows. Yeah. You sell out four out of five shows. Yes. During Christmas pandemic. Oh, but I like it. I like I like going to the hotel room and I unpack my bag and put it in the drawers like it's home. Yeah, but he has fun. I did the row with him. He was like, hey, dude, can you drop me off at a pool hall? I'm like, what? Yeah, it was like one in the morning. Yeah, it was just I go shooting pool.

I just a bunch of Asian guys to gay older guys shooting pool. He's like, I'll just see you later. I'll just find a closest mall like I always go to a mall. I like I'll tell my room. Someone in try to do like a fun townie thing or whatever town I'm in I don't know I like Google down you are right generation of a shit. I like this So soft about having fun, you know what I give myself I wait for you to say something doing the road Now I cut I learned how to do it because I don't, I don't do clubs. I don't like anymore. And I do, if, like, I'll go to that town and play a rock venue or something else and,

and do a string of shit to add up the money and have fun. Instead of doing five shows at the same place or six shows, I'll do like three or four shows, like two hours apart, like me, Ari, and big J are doing this weekend. We're doing shows together. So it's that's dope. Yeah, man, that's what, but that's what you guys should do. I think people that aren't, you know, just even if you are selling tickets, take that ego hit, who gives a fuck?

You know what I mean? It ain't mine. Whatever. Maybe Ari sells more. I don't give a fuck, dude. Let's just go hang out and have a man on a. Ari definitely sells more. Let's hear it.

Let's hear it. Goddamn right. I'm not gonna tour it, Lewis. But I have Lewis, I have me, Lewis and Vaughn are doing Bear Mountain. Like they call me up, they're like, it's Mark. Bear Dan, Bear's Dan at Seneca. Me Lewis and Vos are doing bear mountain like they call me up there like Bear dad bears dad at Seneca I was all got your own separate crowds though, too

So it's like we got separate crowds, but I'd rather be up there with my friends. Yeah, like even the creeps the kids thing It was more about hanging out with Bennington and Vos and Florence Yeah, yeah, and people would stop by like Shane came to one calling came to one Inflorentia and people would stop by like Shane came to one come on came to one Whiteborn shit. Yeah It'd be look fun on a gram know every time I see Ian and Shane's and everybody's all whiteborn shit. Yeah, yeah Yeah, it looks fun. It does

We gotta go we're gonna do I gotta go I gotta go under the next hour. I can't wait to do it with my niggas my niggas You gotta People all this out I'm not gonna get monetized I listen we're gonna go to the patreon extras right now. I got three topics I want to talk about. All the fans sent in questions for you. Really? Yeah, because you and the only ones supposed to be on.

Oh. Two fans. It is the same person for both questions. If you have any, we're going to go in a couple minutes. I got to do a couple things. But if you have any questions for anybody here, just send them in the chat right now, and Nicky will text them to me.

If you have any questions for Keith or anybody, just put them in there. I'm not even on this shit. What? I'm not on here. What does that mean? He wants to be edited out. And in me out.

Dude, absolutely. I'll just do it. I'll do it. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'll do it. I'm much money. That's gonna save me on subtitles I'll do his voice I did him out. I'm gonna be talking about in the extras the Leah Leah Thomas I want to do I want to ask you about something You look you remember arm wrestling was big for a minute? Yes. It's coming back.

Like over the top. Dude, I want to talk about this. I'm going to bring up these two dudes that are about to arm wrestle. It's like Rocky, Rocky four. This guy, he's about Devon Larratt, Larratt and fucking this guy. They call him the gorilla, but he looks to this two looks like a gorilla. Oh, is he black? No, he's not black. Relax. I'm stupid. I'm fucking in. They should put a white gorilla. Hey, what? No, he's, uh, he's like

a Arab dude. What? What? What? What would you say? Well, I said something. Then she called a white gorilla. Yeah, he's corny man You know Reggie's corny. I am corny. He's a corny Dude being corny is cool Listen, we're gonna go around the room real quick. Just give you plugs with do it fast. All right, go Jordan, he needs a mic fuck face J fish are comedy on all platforms. That's it. That's it. I go check him out. Very funny guy. I worked with them in North Carolina at Charlie Goodnight's funny dude. I'm being therapy again.

Keith, you're gonna come Tuesday. I'm gonna get my voice back. You're gonna come Tuesdays, right? Yeah. Who you luck you didn't come last night. I had a chick walk out, call me a sexist. Oh, nice. That's cool. That's cool. This is fucking Australia.

I wanna talk about why Australian people stink. Yeah, yeah, they come from criminals. Yeah, but they used to be fucking fun. Not anyone, never was fun. We're gonna talk about that in the extras. Keith got nothing going on Tuesday night You can therapy. I therapy nobody cares. Is it on Instagram TikTok? You should make a documentary You're gonna do documentary on what on his recovery on his recovery?

World's recovery Yeah, road to recovery like Ratchet just said Ragtip recovery like Ratchet just said. Rhyg to recovery. He talks better than you. Rhyg to recovery. He stole your joke. Out of your mouth. What do you got?

I amplified a black voice. Okay. I was right. Were any of you listening during the summer of 2020? I wish I could say something right now, but I can't say no. Say it. Don't stop. Stop.

Stop. What are you doing? Marshmallow, man. Ah. Ah. Ah. April 1st and 2nd at Vermont Comedy Club. Great Club.

Friday, March 25th. I know it's my first time handling. All right, Jerry. Here we go. All right. March 25th. Two showsth two shows in New York. I animal 69 Twitter Twitch and Instagram for all my dates. So Prenno's pretty much that make it quick with me and Sam Roberts.

Bye guys every Thursday. I animal. What's that? I animal 69. It's really animal, but why I got it. I'm so I animal. You see in high school my nickname was Trot's gonna be at the gentist

Double time stand-up comedy show at Simplay on Long Island in hotpog I'll be headlining natural fuck is that it is that? It's, I just told you. What's a, what's a handpog, softlock? What you doing? Hot Pog, New York. Hot Pog? Yeah, double time show at SimPlay. All right.

Hot Pog, New York, I'm headlining. And watch my special on Tooby. Tooby and you got your show. Yeah, this is the special. Oh, that's the special. Okay, cool. Who's that dude on your shirt? Jesus Christ is me.

That's you? He looks, he looks in shape though. That's me on. Okay, cool. Who's that dude on your shirt? Jesus Christ is me. That's you? He looks in shape though. That's me on your shirt. Yeah. He got Jordan on your shirt. I don't like that. You know why you flex it on your pastel shirt? You know what I'm saying?

The first draft how to go back to the artist. Yo, man, can you thin me out? It looks like me. It don't look like you. It don't look like you. No, it looks like superhero. It don't look like you. It don't look like you. It looks like superhero. I got an extra plug.

J-Fisher coming. I'm on truck shirt. On to me. On to me. Bobby, is this coming up? It's out right now. Okay, so we're going to do a plug for your shows this week. And I already told you that.

Oh, okay, cool. You knew that. I forgot. It was a fucking 40 minutes ago. Huh? I'll be at up in the inapolis stop Stunner and Friday. Yeah, in hilarious on no, I'll be on any Saturday in hilarious on Sunday, but we'll plug it when I'm supposed to. You're playing Sunday at hilarious. Yeah, who's who's headlighted?

Wow. No, that weekend that you get the Sunday. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if that uprooted. I go check him out. Very funny. I got a plug in again. Single people. We'll plug it at the end. I'm at the cellar. I'll always plug it again.

Go ahead. Okay. All right. Look at the camera. All right. We're going to camera and doing it. Look it over his afro. All right. Word words so this Saturday I will be at any anapilus helium what?

Indianapolis You're gonna spend money on captions for him in anapolis. How do you say how does it do with the double stroke talk? I'm gonna wait wait wait wait wait Oh good we got to send Reggie back to having element right there. Go ahead. What you got to send them back? One Joe one show on Saturday helium comedy club. What a juice. 22 seeds. This Sunday, hilarities and Cleveland, Ohio.

We got the front row open. I'm there, baby. All right, there you go. Paper boy, very great room. Take it to paper. Oh shit. Yeah. I got my dance Robert Kelly.

Go Robert Kelly live.com. Go there. I'm with the Irish fair big Shay big J. Now you're fucking me. There you go Oh Wayne Reggie, what the fuck? Did Reggie bite you glad truck didn't bite me

Actually worth money The Fort Wayne first show sold out second one We still got tickets left and they've got grand Rapids Detroit. And then of course Niagara Falls with Rich Voss and Lewis Jay Gomez and Joe Russell's going to be there too. And then comics and I'm shooting my special where am I? May 7th down in Tampa at St. Pete. It's creative co-stals.

I'm shooting it down there and the great Louis CK's directing it, which is gonna be awesome. So I'm very excited about that. That's coming up in May. So get tickets now. As soon as they come out, I'll put out a secret code for people and fans of Patreon and people who like me so you guys can get them. Keep his Latin etch. Why you laughing? Guys, it stinks. Guys, it stinks.

Go to where? go to where it's takes back. Comment. I was. I really was complimented. And I hanged. Commerquarebles.com. Bingo, bingo, bingo right there.

Parker, you don't want mommy. Why is he doing impressions? And he's right here. What is the code? Right here. No, why the secret code Wait the password I can only do my Wingling clam shelter now dumb dumb There's gonna be a secret code to get tickets first

So that people who are fans of mine. Ah! Yeah, I'm looking good. My belt. I'll tell you the secret handshake upon arrival. My belly button, I mean my belt buckle is there. I can't do this podcast for more than two hours. Oh, my belt buckle. He's cold. Please, okay.

What happened to Rosebud? What the fuck? I don't know. You said they could have wronged him. I can safely stop. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh shit. Please, please Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please Oh Keith no we get those snacks you fucking fatso Listen, oh my stomach my bell bug was fucking going into my body. Oh shit secret. I'm gonna give a secret code aker. All right, we're going into Patreon right now. We're in there. We in there. So listen to that. Oh shit. Because you need to get to what is the secret cold Bobby

What is Trouble I don't know what's why is truck doing impressions No Oh shit I need the pass code. Because you're better than get this. Go. But what I mean is, what the fuck is? Oh, to get the pre-sale tickets, you need a code.

Oh, shit. What is it? I don't want to tell you yet, because you take a sound available yet. But when they become available You gotta change it man Shit god damn it. Are we releasing the scavenger hunt the code coming up? Oh shit. You got to let this one just die out on its own. This is one of those fires. You think you got it out. A sudden the wind comes. Well, I don't have a secret cold this weekend at

Indianapolis Helium. No secret cold. You said it right that just walk in Indian Apple Indian fuck I turned it on me Stick around it's not over yet this episode of YKWD is You know, get that shit. Oh, fuck me. Stick around, it's not over yet. This episode of YKWD is continuing now exclusively on patreon.com slash robber kelly. See you there. Listen, we gotta wrap this up. How you doing?

You alright? Alright, sweetie. Listen. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All you heard as a kid. It's a hot. He's

come on and have man is hodgepodge. Long out. Yeah, where you where you playing? Um, I forgot the name. Now just tell me special. Oh, the truck Hudson show. Check it out to be to be that's the new and I'm on the new season of manifest. There you go. There you go.

There he is everybody. Thanks for popping up brother. Appreciate it. Good seeing you. Yeah, man. What do you got Reggie? This weekend Saturday, Indianapolis. Oh, this is still not it. I'm still not it. No, still not it. Will you say for them? Let's go will in the Annapolis. Oh wow. Helium. Sunday, hilarities Cleveland. Yes. Alarities Cleveland. Yes, Thursday. Thursday's

Get it out. Christ. You want me to do it? No, Thursday's Feet therapy. Tuesday. Tuesday, you're going to do my show. Friday, Fifth and World

Theraphone. That was a fifth of a world therapy. There you go. Shit, that was a hard one. That sound like boss. It's a goal. It's never fair. And um. This mic smells awful.

Ian was sitting there. This is bad. Oh god. Smell bad? Yeah. Spray these mics after the show. Stinks. Spray the top of bottom. Ianell bad. Yeah. Spray these mics after the show. Stinks. For the top of bottom.

You know. Oh, you're going to do my show Tuesday. Tuesday, where we're killing seven o'clock. He's going to be doing some time, whatever. I know it's going to wind up. You're going to come down like every Tuesday and do it, right? Not every Tuesday. When you want to, you come down.

Yeah, good. He did it a couple weeks ago. It was for last week. It was fucking layers Rose, but what do you get Besides a lonely fucking husband somewhere honestly, he's living in a van. Yeah, why don't you fuck? I told him I was like people are gonna see this and think we got divorced you guys love each other I love you your husband. I love him too. Yeah, I don't know why he's living like he's homeless, but um He's that guy. he's homeless, but.

He's that guy. He's that white guy. He is that guy. It's so annoying. He likes to walk out and look for coyotes and fucking eat a mushroomy fauna. Like what are you doing? You have an indoor home and a wife and you're living in a van sleeping in a fucking parking lot.

I'm assuming. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Thank you. You're welcome. Did you like that? I did. Yeah. Thank you. I'm pretty. Rose, but he almost rose by just as much as he likes him. No, you're crazy. Oh, he likes. Yeah. No, I'm not angry. He's happy. Okay. So I'm going to be at Moon Tower, the 20th through the 25th. And then I'll be in Cleveland, the 28th through the 25th and then I'll be in Cleveland the

28th but no, I won't be I don't know that just check my website what your website rosebud baker calm digger check her out because she's I've updated it but fucking hilarious working working. She's on fire. What do you got sweetie pool? Who the fuck is that? The base you're talking about bases with a waste. Oh real quick. I got a bunch of names. I got to read Keith. Will you read them? Yes, all right here we go Keith It's part of my therapy. Yeah, this is this is Tuesday therapy for you. Go ahead Ashley Miller Thank you for being a supporter you miss one What's at the top.

What's at the top? Jacqueline Taylor. There you go. Thank you very much Jacqueline. Nice to have you on board. Connor Fitzgerald. Nice. That was a good one. Thank you Connor.

Alan White. Yeah. White pop. Oh, sorry. What? He's all Ramos. Yeah. A sigh. Ramos. Sorry. Sorry, Ramos. There you go.

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You ain't not my benefit. I'll do a benefit. I'm not gonna give, you're gonna give done. 3500 bucks. Yeah. Here. out, you're gonna give done. 3500 bucks. Yeah. Yeah. Probably, if that many people show up.

Here's for the car no. How many people show up for your benefit? How many people show up for mine? First one. Yeah, first one. But I know all you like I know black lounge. The lounge not the village underground lounge. The lounge. Shit.

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