Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Shades & Spice

Episode Date: August 3, 2015

Hey #Dudes!!! The saga continues with another jam-packed YKWD. We converse with Big Jay Oakerson about his recent goings-on, including his new radio show with Dan Soder "The Bonfire" (SiriusXM Radio), as well as the now-infamous incident at the Comic Strip (http://theinterrobang.com/big-jay-oakerson-says-legendary-comedy-club-owner-is-threatening-to-ban-him-from-every-new-york-club/). Also, on the show we have "The Truth" Joe List, coming back from Ireland and being his usual self. Long-time comdey show-runner, Wayne Rada is also in the studio. We catch up with Wayne, who has since taken a large interest in developing artistic culture in New York City. Wayne brings with him a very interesting "+1", Buff Monster, a street artist for over 15 years with worldwide acclaim. We also brought in returning guest, Jason Chatfield (Comedian and Cartoonist). As we start talking about graffiti culture, it turns out our final guest (and recent regular on the show), Dante Nero, used to spray graffiti of his own! Listen / watch this episode to find out what his graffiti tag was! Oh man was this a fun one. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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¡Es una costa! ¡Asponentes podcast, no hay rules! ¿Qué es mi gas? to the funniest podcast on the planet bird. This is gonna be a cost-effective podcast. No rules. I'm gonna go to the mic asshole. I'm sure I've already said should I regret it? Can I get a mic? No! That was trying to keep it like a comic head.

I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down, and sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's 10 no topics, no directions. I love doing it. Way both sides of the coin. That's how it all holds the- That love doing it sides of the coin The day my podcast is popular I might affect somebody's life. You never know There it is, right there. That's the shell.

We are back alive. Once again with the YKWD. Who's ha ha ha. We have a fun game. I'm very giddy today. We have, okay, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. We got a great show tonight, sorry, we're a little discombobulated today. Sorry, Bobby is verbally responding to text messages on the air.

Well, everybody's ready. Well, a big J's late, of course, because he's always fucking late for everything. Can I, can you pause for one second? Did you please not project? What? I was here at fucking 2.15, you're yelling at me. That's because you're a good person. You're a good person.

You have good parents. You have good parents. That's true. They taught you what time means. Yeah. What means respect? Absolutely. Respect to Lord Jesus.

Right? What are you going to do? Big new necklace? No, I got fucking glasses. No, you got a long necklace. Yeah, it's my serenity prayer. Oh, right. Is it always on? So, for when people all late. Yeah, I got you. My girlfriend's celebrating six years today. Six years with you? No, sober, dumb dumb. That's great, man. Wow, that's great. You girls, so your sober, she's sober. We're all sober. Not all of us. Yeah, she's pregnant too. She is no I might be

All right, man. Well, we got a great show for today. We have an interesting show. It's not all comics today It's comics. It's artists. It's not all comics today. It's comics. It's artists. It's comic artists. And we have an Asian guy in a coach who's a comic. I don't know if you saw him on the intro. His head was behind the blanket. I thought you were hiding.

Jay, you're right at the end, Bubba. You're on the couch, sweetie. We got Jay. Big Jay, Okerson just sat down. Pat House here today. It's a Pat House. We got Jay, Big Jay, Ocasin just sat down. Pat House here today. It's a packed house. We got Dante showing up. We have his beautiful girl on the couch. Well, I find very attractive. Hmm. To birth. That's not Dante. Is it really? No, that's not Dante's girl. That's Jay's girl. You said we got Dante coming and we have his beautiful girl here. We have Jay's beautiful girl. I'm sorry. Well, I'm just saying you didn't make that clear.

Why are you attacking me now? I'm not attacking you. I like what you were saying, but he's right about all that. It was pretty misleading. Yeah, it was misleading. Well, I wanted to know it's not because I wanted to do Dante's Bang and you check. What?

So, this is how I find out. This is how you find out. Everyone knew before. Happy birthday to her. Do I deserve that? Everybody to know but me? Definitely to her. Yeah, do I deserve that? Everybody to know but me. Definitely again. Yeah.

Sorry, I'd left too loud of that. No, that was the right amount of laughter. Yeah, we so we got a crazy show today. We got a lot of people. And you know, I think this group though, I don't have to worry about you guys talking over each other. Yeah, we're really pretty smart guys. Yeah, no, this is a good one. I think it's though, I don't have to worry about you guys talking over each other. Because two of us are really pretty smart guys. Yeah, no, this is a good one.

I think it's gonna be good. Yeah, this is... I don't think it'll be a problem at all. It's crazy how long it... It's gonna be a lot, it's gonna be a lot. It's gonna be a lot, it's gonna be a lot. My first thought was, just started doing that before I did.

And Bob, is it right? Yeah, is it right? Yeah. It almost hurt my feelings that you thought that that's how I was behaving. Well, we have, let's go around the room and introduce ourselves. Of course, the truth is here, Joe Liss,

regular on the show. Happy to be here. Thanks for coming back. You know, I've never been here with Jay. I've been doing the show for three years. I've never been here on the same episode. We've talked about Jay while you were here. Yes?

I'm sure. I'm sure. So that's the same point. That's exactly the same. One of the greatest episodes ever. Two of the greatest episodes ever had to do with Big Jay. One was the poem, which to dice? No, the poem, was it the poem?

Lewis's poem. Oh, it was a Lewis's poem. Yeah, Lewis's poem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of the funniest things I've ever heard. I've just ever been a part of. Number two is when you Lewis brought up trying to fuck with you by lying naked with Justin Silver in a bed.

Yeah. I didn't get the joke on that either. That was weird. I was like, you guys committed to it for so long. Let's get hard. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you guys committed to it for so long. Let's get hard. Okay, buddy. And I shit for a while. They were out there just doing that for a while. For the payoff for them was a one second joke that I was like, oh nice.

That was my reaction to it. Lewis, I'm starting to go soft. Did you ever hold the guys hand, like, hold the guys hand for a joke? And it was like 10 seconds and I was like, I stopped fucking, it's not working. He's not coming out. Sure, yeah. Never mind laying there next to a hot just silver.

Yeah, his body was popping. Just a popping, he has that fucking like boxers body from 1992. And like that Tony Danza body. Wich? Shizzled up. Which one was on their stomach? One of them was on their stomach. I thought one was up and one was down.

I think by the time I came out, I think they switched positions. By the time I came out, I think they were both on their backs with their dicks flopping. What a disappointment. And Lewis was just like, you know, like resting on his balls. And Justin's was like up and laying across his belly.

Like that kind of fucking terrific bitch. That perfect piglay right across your bottom abs. I think it's important we make note that Bobby's example of a boxer was Tony Danzo. He was in your boxer in life. I know he was, but that's your guy. And he was in 92. Not Holyfield, Tyson? No, that's the body I was trying.

I didn't want a shredded body. Was that naturally- Who's the boss buddy? Thank you. Joe's the Bobby police. I like it though He doesn't let you go on anything Why'd there's be a comma there dickhead?

What are you? Is this Twitter now? I stopped calling out commas a long time ago You learned your lesson. We got B.C.S. Soba we got Well, you can do me a favor. Yeah, can you please text dummy to come back up? I feel bad I told them wait downstairs for you guys and then bring you up in the sun I thought you guys gonna be a little later than you are, but I have him out just just come up. I'll just text him from my phone Do your thing. Thanks. We're done today. I'm fucking handing me the phone and I'm gonna do it Sorry, I'll wait through and then tell me to do my thing. Where's Dante? Dante's on a bridge in a fucking post-apocalyptic Fucking Jeep with boots that have crow heads on the tip

I fucking can't stand him. I really You post-apocalyptic warrior he really does he really he's the guy that all of a sudden you're about to be killed by Zombie and then it just lights come out of the tree You like oh god. He's got body armor made of trash cans, you should. Yeah, he's got other dead comedians. He's got a sword made of skin like the knuckle protection as a baby skull. I love Dante.

I didn't know he has such a gripe with silvency. So public about it. He's still doing that. He's so weird. No, he's not. Yeah, he is. I've had will on the show. I know, he's lost his weight. Yeah, I didn't so public about it. It's still doing that, but it's so weird. No, it's not. It is. I've had Will on the show. I know, he's the last one.

Yeah, I didn't ask him about it. It's still. I think, but here's the deal. It's a very specific finger to point. It is. It is, it is, man. That's what it's weird. And it is a true, Jay.

I ask you. No, I don't know. I don't know. You know what, I can't say if it's true. What I know, what will, when I first started working with him back on the black circuit years ago, a lot of the guys in that scene, but myself included, you had to like, be wary of like just falling into the same old kind of like hackneyed bits about, you know, because all general stuff, like being the only black person in a place, I met the last slave in the world, so you could do like, you know, you have to excuse to a slave voice. And stuff.

So he doesn't have a slave voice. They always go, man, Massano, you'll be reading. It's the punchline for 75 black circuit. Listen, if I could jump in, we'll have a conversation with Patrice where Will said that he was borrowing heavily from other comedians and also using a lot of common premises. He did? Yeah, he did.

He said I'm doing that. And he called Patrice and he said Patrice, tonight for the first time I did all original material, all my own stuff and I bombed horribly and it's the best I've ever felt because it was my stuff. Right. And that is a 100% true statement. So Will at one time, but I think also when you're coming up or whatever there's so many common premises and things overlap that it could be I think I'm going I'm going I'm

going back 12 13 years so I think I'm not going to watch will now I don't hear it you guys that let me introduce rain lane raider who is been all over the fucking comedy right for how long oh Oh, 20 years. 20 years, clubs, managing clubs, owning clubs, managing comics, close friend of Patrice on Niels. Yeah. Yeah, very cats, all that stuff. Very cats, no. No, no, no.

No, no, no, no. Come on, let's not, let's not. No, that's a usually cats. Very cats was the biggest motherfucker in the business. Oh, sure. I don't care what he's done to you. He's had, at one point he had every major comic in the world. So he made a lot of people a lot of money. I love his daily

business as well. Yeah, well that's not the same one. Oh really? Oh yeah. And we have another guest in the house. Why don't you introduce yourself because I met you for the first monster. But monster. And you are an artist, a street artist, right? And what are you known for? What do people know you for? Do you have any works of art around New York City that people were like, oh, shit, I've seen that? Yeah, there's a few around.

I painted an eye heart and why on first and first. But mostly I paint these ice cream characters. I painted something Coney Island recently. Just a lot of paint, a lot of ice cream. Right. And now, is this what you do? Is this all you do? A street art?

Well, I mean, I make toys and I work with corporate clients. Really, you make toys? Yeah. I didn't know that. You didn't tell me that. What kind of toys? Can you, can you, can you, can you come with your toys?

Can you come with your toys? Look, look at it. Dole toys are kid toys. No what kind of deltoys are kids? No, not a deltoys. They're collectibles. I've been making toys for like 10 years now. Anything can be an adult toy if you're willing to put it inside of your stomach. That's true. Everything's an adult toy.

Not a playwright. He's a pro-tator. And of course we have Jason's back who he's an artist too. I am. He, the comic book that he draws for what's the name of it again? Ginger Megs. Do you hear of it? No, it's weird that people in art, if you're a comic, you know all the comics.

But it's big enough, it's big enough, it's big enough to get it's big in the comic book world right it is yeah I went to Comic Con and I went on the floor and his they had one of the biggest comic booth books on at Comic Con I mean they were fucking big wasn't the national cartoon society I'm the vice president of that are you really did you did you get voted in? I got elected, which is ridiculous. By what like four dudes or how many people? No, it's like a fucking co-op. So are you hoping the president does?

A little bit. Yeah, I'd love to take over that. That'd be great. No, it's the president. I can't see it. Don't say. Ah, zing. The president is the guy who does all the Simpson stuff,

like the Bongo comics and the Futurama. Oh my, oh my, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great. Now, I was gonna say thanks for dropping by on the floor, because you had, you know, you were doing signings, you were doing autographs, you had fans, you know, so you, you braved the whole to come and say hi, it was great. You know, here's the thing, we did a signing at Comic Con and I was sitting there going, oh my God,

nobody's gonna show up, we're gonna be sitting there like that fucking movie with just, you know, just with fucking Sharpies drawing your own name. The wrestler? The wrestler? That wrestler? Yeah, man. It's so good. And I was like, oh, fuck, and they walk you through like the president with 20 security guards

and they're like, move, move, and they're pushing like fat wonder woman out of the way. That's the phones up. All right, and we get to the booth and they're like move, move. And they're pushing like fat wonder woman out of the way. That's the phones up. All right. And we get to the booth and I'm like, this is gonna be bad. And it was a line out the fucking door. It was huge. And I'm sitting there going, you know, really?

You know what I mean? But they put me at the end. Right, right, right. I wanted to be in the middle because they have to wait to get to John Corbett to go through me. That's a better spot. To get, it's John Corbett and then me. It's like, hey, I went out on a... wait to get to John Corbett to go through me. That's a better spot. Right. To get it's John Corbett and then me. It's like, hey, I went out on a...

Did people bail after John Corbett? That's fucking hilarious, man. Next time, we'll get Bobby next time. John Corbett was awesome though. He kept going, he's Bob Kelly. He's Bob Kelly, man. He's great. He kept announcing me.

It's Bob Kelly. You know, so we kept throwing his fans over to me and they were like, okay. Some lady with like some IV drip coming down. Hi hi John. What do you do on the show? Fat one woman is the only one who got a signature Why didn't you laugh on my fat one? Yeah, I know why you fucking repeat it back to We're being very Cauches with the bomb Dana to that. Yeah, where is it? Oh it that's on j's let's keep it there uh...

uh... okay uh... well here's a thing with the street art i'm a huge fan yeah i fucking love it and i love that's one of the things about new york is that this uh... graffiti and this one you know stuff that used to you know

be terrible for the city has somehow turned into something beautiful for the city that we can walk around and you don't have to go to a museum to see the artists of today, you can just walk to the side of a building, a walk in a certain section of town, and be like, oh shit, that's beautiful, that's great.

I know the guy who made that. I started buying not to get too fucking, you know, fucking unfunny on the show, because I could just see you, Cox, I could look at me like, yeah, all right, speed it up, you fucking wordy jackass. But I started buying art from around the city, from original artists.

Even if it was shitty, I'd buy it at like, you know, wherever they were. If it's original from New York, like I bought this one coffee cup with a spoon coming out of it. And this guy would go and take the buildings down. This guy would go in, break into the site at night, dig through the dirt, and find silverware from the 30s

and a cup and all this stuff. And then find out the origins of it, the silverware and the flatware. And then right on the back, this spoon is from 1922 and this cup is from 1930 and the diner that was here and he'd make a little piece of art with it. Which is cool, I love that. That's so much more.

When you were saying I get local art, I thought you were gonna get like those pencil sketches like two-pock, we go over, over like a 57-street little Asian guy. The universe. With Spider-Man eye in it. I've gotten those, dude, though. I got the guy hit by, I'm 40 seconds from in front of the theater.

He'll do a clay face of you. Really? Yeah, he does your face. If you go there, he'll do your face and clay. Do you know what I saw you, I did it. I don't know if it's a buff, I'd be curious to know if you find this impressive. Have you seen these guys in the street now?

It's spray paint or like, it's very like kind of drippy paint and they just like, they're scraping and they make like, it's always seems to be some sort of like, you said universe when we think it like, like, like, like, like, like, space scenes, but it's pretty imp. They do it crazy. It's the hair in time. It's a spray paint though. Yeah, well, I've seen it with spray paint and also just almost like,

just like, the big amounts of wet paint, the kind of of stuff a lot of spray paint. Yeah, it's even I've seen two different ways, but yeah, but it's pretty like they do it like insanely fast I love the criss-ciss keeps going. I seen it in Times Square, but they do it in like seven minutes I know I was in one time. It was ridiculous and the reason it's trippy is because those fucking fumes That's all they can see is just these great I've seen it from space. The guy we went guy got was wearing a mask. And he was fucking doing it. Now they usually use a flame and make the paint with spray paint on fire, which is supposed to dry it,

but it's just like a full-dried. I thought, what made you start doing this outside? What started you to do your art on outside and public on buildings and stuff like that? Well, is this to get publicity or? No, no, no. I was, I started when I was in high school. Right, in Hawaii. Oh, you're really from Hawaii?

Yeah. From the main island, the big island? From Oahu, which is my name. Oh, Oahu, yeah, I've been there. Are you dog the bear? Any hunters, cousin? I just want to get involved. Oh, okay.

Do you know dogs here? No, no. Have you met them at all? Do you were a here? No, no. Have you met him at all? Do you ever fuck bath? No. Elvis. Would you fuck bath?

Would you fuck bath? I would fuck bath. Those big things. I would too. I hate to say that I would, but I would. I've done way worse, and that would be a hell of a story. And not even if she was Beth from Dog the Bounty Hunter, just that giant animal with those fucking crazy

boulder tits. Dude, I just want to take bunty pants from the animal. I'm gonna take those fat tits out. Just see your makeup drip off, cause of my jizz in her eyes. Yeah, but she spits on everything too, your dick, her own tits. Here's Dante, you fucking con-sucker.

Yeah, buddy. How do you match a watch? Dante has a history of matching the I remember that he would have every colored timberland that would match every outfit sound like Lewis Gomez even who's gay? Every outfit you want. You sound like Lewis Gomez even, who's gay? Yeah. How ya up? Hey.

Dante's in the house. We heard you fucking car backing up out of there. Yeah. What else have you added to it? Ground-infect lights. Yeah, you need those. Yeah. Very important.

Yeah, you need ground-effects. I'm going to put it on Max's little car later. Oh, Jesus. It's birthday. Did you wear it? I got caught for my kid's birthday. We got a pirate car. I got a little car later. Oh, Jesus. It's birthday. Did he wear it? I got caught for my kids birthday. We got a pirate car. I got a little trike.

He gives them a course of a fucking Mercedes with hip hop music when you hit the horn. Right. That's all he wants. We drove out together to a Kumia's house. Yeah. To do the podcast and just going through this

that lily white, real nice residential town and Dante just has all those fucking flood legs that they post the pocolipte car. He was just fucking Mad Max Dunebuggie just tearing through the streets. And then he parks in the driveway of the wrong house. Oh, God. And I'm like, holy shit.

And he's out of the car and everything's loud. He just sit in there. Like, no one compl- they were so probably- if they were home, they were so nervous, they just didn't even complain to go- Just leave him alone, he'll go away eventually. They're living next to Kumie. They're used to having fucking drones fly over their backyard

during a bar mitzvah. Fucking Kumie is Blair and Billy Joel, smoking pot, fucking little girls running around and hearing a helicopter, mmm. Fucking Christ. Kumie's name, his must hate him. Does he still have those target cats? Those really rare cats?

I don't know. He has like tigers. We're not allowed upstairs. Oh, I guess so. We're gonna let him upstairs. Sorry, we're talking about, I forgot your name again, what is it? Buff, Buff, Buff, really?

Is that a real name, Buff? No, that's not my name. Okay, it's a Hawaiian name. Did you say a lot to me? I would have never known. Well everyone calls me Buff. I forgot your naming. What is it buff buff buff really is that real name buff? No, I'm okay Why didn't you lie to me? I would have never known everyone calls me buff. It's just so much easier when you're when it is I come from I want a nickname like buff. I can't get buff because I'm not buff I'd get mush Fourth that what's up mush? Mush monster doesn't sound good. I did have spiff You can get fluff that's got two f's. Fluff's good. I actually gave my name

I told the son of a show before when I was working at a Jewish camp I over the concentration over the over the year at every gas station I bought myself a pair of sunglasses and I put I ripped out the cassette Remember the cassette briefcases you used to have? Oh, yeah. I ripped out that and I wrote shades and I put all the glasses in there and I nicknamed myself Shades Kelly. Oh, shit, how are you?

Are you spray painting on the sidewalk? This is 43, 17. Wow, that's a whole. You chose your own nicknames, that's a roast. You're not allowed to do that. I'm now Shades. That Bobby Kelly's gone. But every dad pick out a new, I pick out a new pair of sunglasses. And people were like, dude, how many sunglasses you got?

I'd be like, I don't know, man, I'm shades. Did you have a girl, did you have a rocky time to the girlfriend? She goes, I need to talk to Bobby right now. Put shades away. Now I need to talk to Bobby. What's going on with us? Why do I give you this ammunition? Well, you know Ralph Sutton, you've had on the show before. I mean, that's the funniest thing ever is that Bronzo Santuala thing. Do you hear about that? No, what is that? When he was younger and he brought it, he put

himself up for the scrutiny. He modeled in Bikini underwear and ad for Carid Oil, which I guess is tanning oil, but it's called Carid Oil. And it was him just hugging a girl and I said, Bronzo sent you out. That was his Bronzo sent you out. And he brought that up three years into our friendship. I mean, how do you not lead with that? Because the point is, whatever.

Bronzo sent you out. That was closer. I mean, how do you not lead with that? Because the point is, like, ever, but I'm so set you all up. We look at it for as close of. We also have a, we have a, a comic, he's a state of comedian, just up in Montreal. I just met him downstairs, he had, pushed that microphone over to him, and grabbed that out of the way. I forget, uh,

Ronnie Chang. Ronnie, Ronnie over here. Ronnie Chang. Well, famous, Ronnie Chang. Is he famous? He is, he's huge. He sells out theaters in Australia. Is he famous? He is he is he sells out theaters in Australia Seriously, aren't we stopping in PR per Reenas is it theaters? Do you really sell out of theaters? I sell a couple of theaters in Australia? No, a couple that's pretty fucking good

Can you sit on the couch? You can do that in Australia No, I'm not going. Well, you can do that in Australia. Oh, you're going to see me in Australia. I'm trying to get in one seat now. I'm just enjoying the show. Ron, what do you know about Kelly? Do you know Kelly?

Yeah, I know Kelly. I've heard of, well, I give you the perspective. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, he's great. I give a perspective of comedy fans outside of the US. Like, you see all these guys, that's you know big J and and Kal Kanan all these guys and the stuff of legends because they're so far away and you watch them on TV You watch them you pirate their shit illegally and watch it for free

And then you get to meet them in person and then you go fuck I should never meet my heroes because they yeah I'm just joking I'm making it in person but then you find out they're really nice people. You know, they're redone to a guy, so it's cool to me. Okay, sit back on the couch, dude. I'm kidding, dude. I'm like, I'm kidding. No, seriously, I'm serious.

Don't touch the mic. I'm kidding about, no. You're on the way, don't do it. Oh, yeah, you do love me a little, I'll get back on the mic. No, dude, yeah, let's, he's, that, yeah, you do love me a little. I'll get back on the mind. Oh dude. Yeah, well let's Let he's I that yeah bring that over to him and maybe get him Can we get him a chair to sit up a little closer in case he wants to chime in chime in if you feel anything or changan Nice

You guys know if you you know if you want to chime in just chime in brother He's an interesting thing Ronnie was the face of a beer a Chinese beer called singtow Sorry, are you fucking kidding me? No shit. I say this because he's too modest to fucking big himself up He is gigantic down on the he's on literally on billboard like Godzilla big like They're all the same. No, no honestly. He really is giant down there And he's so modest here that he's like, oh, I'm just really nervous Well, it must be a weird thing seriously, bro to be big somewhere and then to come someone you can nobody knows you exist Like Russell Peters must go right exactly. It must be the weirdest to be able to not walk down the street somewhere And then to come to America and we're like yeah, dude someone hands him the key He can walk where he can't he can walk around the streets here

Relatively unnoticed like Russell, but he still will sell out like arenas here. He's been here. He's still the Russell will He's real but Chang no Chang no, no, not yet, but not yet, but I'm saying but Chang no The No, why are you talking about your son of the? No, I know I know you're saying Jacob the progression needs the progression though the progression that happens here What's that? Chang no The fun is together The episode name

Chang no all right good the progression here in the states especially for Australian comics sometimes is in Right I met Jim Jeffries. Right. Several years before he came, we did a South African comedy festival together. He was afraid to come to America because he goes, I got a pretty good thing going from Australia to London. He was living in,

he goes, I'm pretty well known there, I'm on TV. I'm like, yeah. And he came here like so quick. He was like selling out Caroline's, the first thing I saw, which was crazy, and then just doing all over theaters, and then you got the TV show. And I mean Trevor Noah was like when he would tell me goes oh, yeah, he's like I'm like he was said He was like a camp walk down the street guy in Australia like no one's ever heard of me now

But you know now he's the host of the fucking day of trouble trolling was from South Africa But yeah, yeah, I'm so much coming from overseas. Yeah, but he can't walk down the street in Australia because he's not white So much coming from overseas. But he can't walk down the street in Australia because he's not white. So that's what they want. But he's a great crime. The Trevor North is actually in Australia. He can probably, Jason, you can walk down the street, probably won't get recognized, but he can sell out theaters because of the African diaspora.

Are they really that racist in Australia? And now, what about against Chang? Well, there's a huge population in Australia. So they're not racist in Australia. So they're racist against black people. Yeah. Really? Is that true, there's a huge age of population in Australia. So they're not racists. So they're racists, black people. Yeah. Really? Yeah.

Is that true, J.A.G? I'm not Australian. I can't say whether they're racists. You fucking hate Australian. I don't hate Australians. I don't hate Australians. Don't have a racist there. I mean, you really do have the black people kind of

such as all of us. Everyone's racist, right? Everyone's racist. I know I am. What is that? What is that? What is that? The Hulk Hogan's race. Those are... Is he really though? You know what? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that?

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and I might be messing up a little bit, but the progression is so odd, he goes, I don't know how to feel about brookting one of those black guys. I mean, I'm racist to a point, fucking niggers. What? It sounds like he's going dead, because I'm racist to a point,

but I like a lot, you know, I like everybody on an individual, yeah, it's because I'm racist to a point but I like a lot, you know, I like it buddy on an individual Yeah, it's like the gum racist to a point That's a good thing though after that like oh And like the next three sentences he makes sure he gets it in yeah, and one sense he says it twice And you're like so again, is he right? Can I he conducts his life? It is reporting him oh It's I think it's the girl He's the girl. It's a

Bubba the love sponges X to when you fucked in the video. You know I met her last time in Tampa. Wow. Is she hot? Yeah, well she's hot for that. Check for cameras if you get a B-J or anything. Well, I'm not gonna get a B-J. I have a wife. No. That's why you're not getting B-J's ever. Well, she, yeah, we were in the cigar club and they all came out to the show and this girl was there and she was really hot, you know, a milfy hot.

Yeah, yeah. Her body's pretty sick. Pretty sick and, oh god, she was like saying some crazy shit and then somebody leaving in as a dance the girl. Oh, I just wanted to stay. Have you ever watched that video? I've watched it a couple times. I just don't like that-

It's funny. I don't like seeing Hulk Hogan's fucking mediocre ass. You don't even- But it is really funny, all of a sudden. Wish he was John Cena's ass, and we could- You know what I mean? You're looking for a better ass. Yeah, I don't like his fucking 60 year old fucking muscle ass.

The Hulk Hogan was once called the N word by Booker T And nobody made a big deal of that. How's this? Vince McMahon said the N word. Yeah, right. Oh, there's not about the yes, they jerry lawler said a bunch of like racist thing But but it's like for the time. Yeah, it is part of the storylines, but people weren't like writing letters But they would do it in the story. Yeah, I mean part of wrestling. It was part of the K-Fab, you know, what do they call that? By the way, I was, I don't really, I'm not really justifying it.

I thought that was gonna get a laugh. Yeah. No one laughs, it's just something you're making an argument. You know, he was called the inward. He's listed many of the things. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but who, in this room, maybe there's, some people would raise their hand,

but who, if you found all of my private conversations and strung them together, you could definitely make an argument and I'm breaking it. All of them. What about the one yesterday? But yeah, from my point of being like, again, it has to do somehow with how you conduct your life. Every time you hang the phone with Lewis.

But you know, I mean, it's kind of how you conduct your life versus what you say. I mean, like, because again, at a context, you may have been saying it at an anger or to be funny, whether it worked or, you know, I mean, and there's so many number of things. Wait, it would just be full of apologies. Don't black people racist when they are in their private with white people? No, I don't know. Fuck.

We don't give a fuck about you. You don't say anything. That's a lie. That's a lie. We only care in terms of how we deal, how we have to deal with you. You never, you're not racist against Chinese people. No, I don't know, you never said fucking goddamn

No racist things You so runny and he clocked his eyes like I'm fucking doing it. That's it. And it's his eyes. Before you guys got it. Before you guys got here, Bobby asked Ronnie what his name is. He said Ronnie Chang and Bobby laughed out loud. That's not true.

That is I. 100% true. I laughed because D. Poo laughed. He's like a new trony. Ronnie what? Ronnie Chang. It was funny. It was funny.

It was funny. It was very funny. Just the it was like a sitcom what's your name Ronnie Jack come on all right it's Steve I know but we're not racist again I want to I really want to get back to your this art stuff right because it's weird to me that you guys you guys don't know each other like artists right different art doesn't even fucking deal with each other like you don't even know he exists comic book artists don't even know street artists exist and you start again you started how did you start this street I was in Hawaii as a kid and then so funny how this show literally your name bum we just wound up

shit on it with a I just forgot your girl was, and I looked up and there was a hot girl. I'm like who's that Go ahead runny chain. Yeah, so I was just in high school and some kid who I didn't even know So and again, this is why so there's not a lot of graffiti, right? Yeah, and so some random guy in high school a thousand years old What I was old art, you know I was old, you know, okay. Wait, hang on, let me get right down. I want to make one quick mention that what is great about this show and all kind of like the podcast format with all the people is that what I just realized now was the half hour we've just done went off.

He goes, so I went to school, I went to high school in Hawaii, dog with bounty hunter, would you fuck that? Bob, Bob, you hate the Chinese Do you but it's gone all over and now the back he goes so high school in Hawaii We are asshole Is that random guy black? So you're in high school And yeah

Said hey, what are you thinking about graffiti? And I said, yeah, that's cool, man. And he said, do you want to do some? And I was like, oh, I never thought about that before. So then we just went home and scrams through our cabinets and trying to find any random can of spray paint. It was like so pathetic. It was so stupid.

And we tried to go to the store, to the mall to get people to buy a spray pink as run 18. It was so stupid. Did some, he did the guy already do graffiti? No, no, he didn't know. It was like blindly doing the line. We're just like, yeah, okay. So what the first graffiti you did was it just tried to words like yeah, it was terrible. Yeah, it's the worst. We didn't know how to use spray. We didn't know anything. They're doing open my graffiti. You're not even an artist. Yeah, it's the worst. We didn't know how to use spray. We didn't know anything.

There's no open mic feeding. So you didn't even an artist? Were you an artist at this point? Yeah, do you have a natural knack for like art? Yeah, I was a kid. I was making paintings and doing all sorts of stuff. So that's what that getting back into graffiti got me back into art. Because now art, making art, could be exciting.

It wasn't just me sitting here and drawing. It was, oh, it's an adventure This is illegal. This is crazy. I'm sneaking out at night If you get caught what happens at that day at that time you get caught what really happens? Why did you get caught? We're I was I was back in Hawaii my like my first night after my first semester in college Yeah, and we're walking around catching some tags and yeah We got arrested taking to the police station really yeah, and what, like, third offense you get thrown in a volcano? What?

Why is that guy got cain, right? No, that's Singapore. Oh, right. Yeah, same thing. You did it. And it was an island. You have to stick fight a guy on the beach. You're much better than you.

Yeah, something of a loving dolphin. You have to use a shark tooth board to fight each other. Yeah, a little while. Have you ever had shark tooth board to fight each other. You have a little one. Did you ever do graffiti ever? Have I done graffiti? I did. I did graffiti. You loved that.

I did art. I'll tell you what happened with me art. My mother, this was second grade. My second grade teacher, Miss Julian, was a big fan of art. My mother always tried to get me to draw stuff. She got me a charcoal drawing kit. And on the thing, you could draw a dog. It taught you how to draw it.

So I drew this gray dain. But my mother really drew it for me in hindsight. If I'm honest with everybody right now, she basically drew it, and I drew a little bit of it, and I passed it off as mine, and I passed it off as mine and I brought it into school and I showed and it was amazing my mother could draw pretty good at them. I brought it into school for a second grade It was great, you know, and that's like the same thing that happened to me. Your mother actually bought it drew a great Damn for me as well. Yeah, I just went with whatever dick second junky would try to go I don't know how they would do a yo mama joke that involved drawing a dog

Ya'll mama drought I wrote the word fuck on the wall of school and crayon when I was a kid I got so much trouble for that now that I never even thought about doing it Where did you tag like how we're like just on buildings and stuff because you don't have like I used to tag on trains Yeah, yeah, we didn't have trains. There's no billboard I don't have, like, I used to tag on trains. Yeah, right. Yeah, we didn't have trains. You know, billboard, stuff, stuff, stuff, stuff, stuff.

Yeah, it's a tag spice. Spice, what? Just spice. That's why I mean. Spice, spice, there was a, Spice girls, like, it was, like, hot food, what do you mean?

It was just a tag. What, why spice? Why not shades? Uh, it was taken, it was taken. It was shades. That's great. I used to cross that out. Crossed shades. It was already on that. It was a little in a shade, Skelly. I used to cross that out. Cross it.

It was already on that. This is gonna be a shame, Skelly. Go back to Massachusetts. Shit. Shit. Wow. So, all right. So you just would write spice on the screen.

Spice? Spice would do tags and stuff. Like just spice. Throw up tags. Throw up tags are just like. Throw up tags. It's just your name. Just your name. So your name was Spice?

Yeah. So it's like what I licked you, I was, hmm, Spice eh. You had to get the name. What, how'd you get the name? You know what I was saying? Yeah, I was laughing. I was laughing. I got to laugh.

I got to laugh. I just, it was just something to do. You just, you tagged like I came up that whole 80s hip hop era. But we know we get the origin. Why? It's the me of the funny housing. It was just a stame. Everybody knew it. Where did you come up with spice?

Bobby was a truck stop, a sunglasses collector. I thank you. That's the origin story for Shane. I was pretty hot. He was a seven spice go. That was just from how you being hot. Yeah, looking. So you were spice.

Dante's spice. Dante's spicy. Dirty. Like, baby, you ginger don't they you were spicy. Dante's spicy. Dante's spicy. Like, baby, you're ginger, don't they? Was that in New York? Yeah, yeah, Brooklyn, yeah. How great would that show be? Shades and spices.

On the right, that was solving crimes. Yeah, yeah. On a jalapeno with an H, but not on purpose. That's it. So, all right, so you start tagging. Yeah. And then you learn how to tag. Yeah, we somehow bumble their way through and it may work.

Really? And then how do you become famous at that? I mean, that seems like something that could never happen. Like this just, like, you know, to do a comic strip, you can work towards that and do your own comic strip and then you know get a job and you can kind of do that as an artist or you know to you know but to just do art and you know it's like being a stand-up comedian right if you have talent and you put you pursue and you look for those opportunities

right it's like any other industry it's also like it's also like, if you're gonna show your work in a gallery, you should have a name, right? It's gonna be easier to sell the work if people know who you are. So it's like the more stuff you can put it in the street, the more people know who you are, you do the gallery show, people are gonna show up. So you do both.

So you have stuff out in the street, and that people, oh that's buff. Right, is that your name? That's a dot they should have been buff Did you did you know guys from here from New York? Any tags. I mean, I knew of them, but you know, like you know, you have a new guy in web Just tag web one. I mean, I know I know the name I don't know you know You know, it's funny is just like comedy also though with like social media now

And it's cool to get to put your work out and we're like show it to the Instagram. But at the same time, that opens up the door that you didn't have to deal with years ago. If people immediately go and like, you suck, everything you do sucks, and I don't get and having the muscle through. Cause I guess art's something too

where you can kind of feel like maybe I'm not that good. And we'll actually, back in the day, the Twitter ever make you rethink your own shit. Like maybe they're right and I just do kind of say the same thing. There's a great straight up bloke. There's a whole bunch of great straight up bloke,

especially like East Village and Lower Side. Yeah, but with the internet, it's able to live, I think, a lot better. Yeah, but without the internet, it was under ground. It was, but now you could do a few things and you post them and people see them and now someone thinks you're cool and you do a lot of shit.

Yeah. Where's back in the day? You have to like paint a lot of shit. Yeah. You went to see your shit everywhere. Who did that really big one on House in the Hulk, baby? Who did that one? Yeah, that's Ron English. Right, Ron English, okay.

Because everyone, that's the thing, the worst thing about the public, I guess everyone kind of Instagrams that, right? It looks amazing in Instagram. They have no idea who the fuck did it because they so they don't tag wrong They don't no one knows who did it, but they just tag street art Yeah, and now and then that's everywhere and and the name is an attached to it. Well, yeah, I mean I think there can be some power to that though, right, you know Which I love You don't have like cross out beef and stuff like that because guys used to get shot in New York. Yeah, I know it's crazy right? Yeah, they used to like if you cross

somebody out and it was different crews and there's so much politics and graffiti it's like really crazy. I'm amazing. It's amazing. No, it's amazing. And Hawaii was like because you were kind of like a small scene. We just kind of did stuff and I'm looking at your stuff right now on like the side of a truck. Did you have to get permission to do that? So you go in and say, look, I want to do my, I'm this guy. I'm kind of famous, somebody does that for you. And then you go, I want to do my work on my art.

So now it's not really graffiti or trash or something that somebody wants to get taken off. It's actually a piece of art. Is that worth money now that truck uh... can use yes how many miles has on it but not mean but you know it's like there's a lot of trucks here in

york that like look like shit yeah you have this truck driver in the whole city looks like everyone it's easy like when you just let me paint it like would not just be better for everybody and that is that they think that this truck is fucking now selling monster energy drinks now, so. Do you know what I mean? And Wayne, you had a, hang on one second, Wayne,

if you literal one more time on the show, you're gonna get to see the chance. And that's a yes. It's a promise, right? I know. You know, Wayne's one of my best friends, so I hang out with the audience. I really best friends here. I didn't know I'm a Wains one of my best friends so I'm I hang out with I really best friends. Yeah, I didn't know that and yeah, yeah, I hear Wayne old. Yes. We are best friends Good that was I'll let y'all out that way, but I know I see the stuff

It's almost expected like these guys come into these very expensive projects It takes like a week to do and I and I kind of watch the development of it with them where I see it through pictures and stuff, what's happening. And you just like the the taggers though are just waiting and it's just like a casualty of what he could collateral damage. You just kind of know it's like it's going to happen. Someone's going to write some one's going to write spice right on the side of it. No shit as soon as this thing is done, this amazing piece where there was a equipment.

That's right, Jake Kelly will be up on the ground. And what he has to go through with equipment and contra and all these crazy things. And then a guy just comes in and it's like, you know, faggits. Really? Yeah, that's right. He had a wall.

He had a way call me up about a wall. It was like 180 grand that he was, somebody was trying to buy this wall. Yeah. Oh yeah. He had a, what was the Banksy Wall? Yeah, that's a Banksy Wall. Yeah, that's a Banksy Wall.

Yeah, that's a Banksy Wall. Yeah, that's a Banksy Wall. Yeah, that's a Banksy Wall. Yeah, that's a Banksy Wall. Yeah, that's a Banksy Wall. Yeah, that's a Banksy Wall. Yeah, that's a Banksy Wall. Yeah, that's a Banksy Wall.

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Yeah, that's a Banksy Wall. Yeah, that's a Banksy Wall. Yeah, that's a Banksy Wall. Yeah, that's a Banksy Wall. Yeah, that's a Banksy Wall. Yeah, that's a trend where Banksy's work was so valuable and it wasn't readily available anymore. He wasn't creating new works to sell or he's very selective as to who he would sell to. So building owners, if he put a piece of graffiti or street art on the side, would cut out the wall. I remember that. I saw that documentary. Yeah. And they, those Spanish guys, the Spanx, they took it just through the bag of my bag of my bag. Yeah, they're just flipping bricks. I was saying they're barred. But then they went to say it was actually in their back like backyard. But here's the thing they took it to an auction and sold it. No, no, no, no, no, no, they took it to an

arc fair and none of them sold. I so I bought it. Yeah, behind that curtain and I want to present it to you today. When you were robbed, no, no, but the other guy is someone bought it right from their house, right? No, no, that guy bought it from those guys, but when he took it to the art fair to sell it, it didn't sell.

Yeah, I'll take it. So, is it worth money? It is. Yes, it is. Was that in Exit Through the Gistrope? Yes. Right. No, it was in the new one.

It's the rabbit hole of the whole New York. Yeah, back to the new one. I know. Wayne also. I love that we know. We ain't also. I love that we all... Shit, guys. We all just said the same. We all just talked over each other and nobody heard the name of the show.

I literally sent the rabbit hole through the whole... You said, and you threw the... All over each other. It's Banksy, does New York. It's Banksy, does New York. I thought it was exit to the rabbit hole. No, exit to the gift shop is what you're thinking. That's the first one. The one where the guys sell the Sphinx is. That's the other hole. Exit to the gift shop as we could think of. But that's the first one.

The one where the guys sell the Sphinx is. That's the other one. The newest one, Baxter. Which is a pretty cool, I thought it was a really cool document. You can see what he did with the R&S. There was a, there was a, there was a Banksy in Melbourne in the city and it was the only one he ever had. It had like Flint as Lane or something like that.

And then the council were like, oh, they're bloody grovady. And they fucking scrubbed their own 180,000 dollar Banksy. They're still scrubbed in Melbourne. There is still stuff now in Melbourne. Yeah, Melbourne's scrubbed that is last one. Yeah, Melbourne's a great graffiti city. Great, yeah, no, it's insane. That's how I was blown away.

I was blown away. Mr. Chang. Yes, that's what he has to say. Oh, no, I just said, because I live in Melbourne right now it's a great graffiti city. And I was just going to collaborate on Jason's story about them scrubbing out the bank sheet. Because they were cleaning the walls Now it's a great graffiti city and I was just gonna collaborate on Jason's story about. I'm scrubbing out the Banksy because they were cleaning the walls and then the guys who

cleaning didn't know as you wouldn't. And then they cleaned off the Banksy. But Banksy must love that. Banksy as an artist must be like, I love that they didn't know. It's gone. I made it. It's fucking gone. They fucked up.

They had thousands of dollars right there. Hundreds of thousands. And they fucked up and it's gone. He doesn't give a fuck about an artist. They fucked up. They had thousands of dollars right there And they fucked up and it's gone. He doesn't give a fuck about it. Ardice. He did it. It's there Right and now it's gone to him I've done that when I raised a set right after like at the seller I killed And like I had to lead instead of save and what do you do like yeah, fuck? I'm just like fuck it I made it and it's up there, you know Now my heart is in the ether right for the world world absorb it's so funny that we can't we feel I it's weird to call our comedy art. No, but it is weird to call it that I remember there was a there was a bunch of guys at the table at the cello one night go and dude

It's our art man And I really I wanted to hit him in the head with a fucking pain I know it's an art, but you know sit there like a fuck you get a beret and a fucking pipe And go yeah, you can't fuck with the art. What did the Rosa call when he was that argument? I got his livelihood right? You're messing with my livelihood. I like art better than that I don't mind livelihood my livelihood. It is our life. Well, it's our livelihood Cold. It's hard. It is I have a question. I just wanted to ask like

Yeah, because watching oh him because watching That Banksy documentary or a couple of them Is there a behind this is there like a little bit of like almost pro wrestling to The illegality of it because some of the things that Banksy was doing in that that thing You're like he had the there has to be permission you couldn't pull this off just like a middle of the night like coming in and sitting up A bumper car that's going around with a grim ride. You just need...

He rents it out, right, Wayne? Yeah, there are some, I think, buff you to be too. There are some pieces that were legally done for street cred and that. And that's why the whole reason he came back to New York was when he was initially here, I guess in 2008, he had put up a bunch of large murals and had a media company paint those murals so people were hypocritical of that. And then he came back for the residency to prove a point that he could go around the city for 31 days and put up artwork and do these amazing things.

I met you in front of one of them. Yes, that's correct. In front of the village underground. That's right. The truck full of pigs and... That's awesome. That's awesome. Chickens.

Were you there? Were you part of that? Were you just there enjoying it? No, I was just randomly there. That happened for that. I had seen the truck before, but I live at third nay, so I was just heading back home, and I was like, cool, there it is.

And then they had the Ronald McDonald guys. So there were a bunch of savages where you live. Say, what's your fucking guys? I was at the beast, right? You see the beast? Yeah, that's above you, CB. Yeah, it's telling me exact address. Why don't you have a bunch of my fan show, but yeah, it's a sick hang

Hey, so how did you go from comedy us fucking lunatics to these lunatics always there? Yeah, well I was always a collector. Yeah, I didn't know that Place is insane. Yeah, this apartment is insane. We also are best friends is insane, this apartment is insane. We also are best friends. And I can answer, can you say, I can say, but we, you're best friends you're way too? Yeah, I'm best friends you're way.

I don't have a best friend. Yeah, I'll be yours buddy. Runny chain. You look at his face, it's smart. And I'm making chains. I'm making chains. We just copped you up. Buddy, you're retired copped you up. Weed is cop duo. But he got you.

Retired cop duo. I never touch a white man's radio. Listen, I helped him snatch. I trusted Corp. No, the couple of pieces. Like, he, like, he gets, this is before I knew it was bad. Hang on one second. Hang on, hang on.

Yeah. You're outing him here. There was a totem. Oh, it's a hang on one second. Tristan, stop one second. Because you're fucking just going, you're outing him here. There was a totem. Oh, it's not. Hang on one second. Stop one second. Because you fucking just go, you're going too far for me. I need to go back a little bit.

Okay. First of all, snatch means steal. Yeah, okay, take down, take down the steal. It's on the street, so it's not really, you're not really stealing. Was it yours? No, no. And you have it now?

But it was a up a touch to a light post that's two thousand ten it was a touch a light but it's a grill the grill art stuff like they would they would go and see you have them grab a call me up so you know that it's valuable piece well I knew that I wanted it liked it really that there's no real value they weren't they were a survival still not worth it but tell us good you you're gonna have to store but I think it's actually pretty sweet how you started really getting into it.

Well, I was with Ray's like, well, the, how I got into initially becoming a hardcore collector enjoying street art was my boyfriend of, well, now nine years, but back then, whatever it was, you wait, what, you're okay? Yeah. Oh, yeah, Bobby. Oh, yeah. He is into arts. What?

Chang, Chang it over here Let's do this boys Fuck that you guys leave So Ray ended up having a serious take the head seat issue with his intestines So he was in the hospital for a while. Oh shit. Yeah, it was a real serious surgery that had to happen He almost died twice So he was in the hospital for a long period of time and we had just started discovering street art really when Banksy's exit to the gift shop came out street art became very cosmopolitan a lot of artists are doing it

There's this one art collective called trusty corp And they were right around in the neighborhood where I lived and we were going to the hospital one day because Ray was incredibly sick And he stops dead and there's a sign and he looks up He goes I want that. And it was the monopoly man with two oozes and it said game the system. So I go up there and I look at him and I'm like listen, there's bolts on it, whoever put this here, they want this to be here. So we got to go.

He's like, I'm not leaving until we get that sign and he's like throwing a pile. I'm like, fuck. So I go to the hardware store, I get bolt cutters, I cut it down and it really made him feel better. Like he really had a moment where it was like the pain and all the shit he was going through kind of paused for a moment. We go to the hospital, he's in his room, so I put the sign in his room. And the nurses talk about it, everybody loves it,

he feels great, they're awesome. I'm miserable, so I'm like drinking myself and do a bottle every night of whiskey. And I'm like, I gotta get out of the house, I can't keep sitting here, just drinking booze all the time. So I thought, I wonder if there's more of this shit So I start walking around and I start taking pictures and texting them to him I found other signs that I would take down and bring to the hospital room

I decorated this whole room with the street arts and the street art is actually is a guy named Tris did eating in He's well aware that I have these pieces and no no no I had a 2013 was it's a whole like I was interested in how it's a whole none of that interest I told the story I know I find it interesting that Not that part on the fun that world that world though. There's like scavenger hunt. Yeah line like telling you It's like just spotted one on whatever and it's a race to kind of who could get it.

Who could get it before? Who could steal it? Who's going to get this piece of art? The idea now, though, is to leave the pieces there, so other people can enjoy them, discover them, the artist can get the proper exposure, and careers can grow in flourish. To answer your question before about how I went from comedy to art was I was producing for Caroline Hirsch for the New York comedy festival in 2012 and the festival I've been around for nine years I had been with them for a few years she said hey I

want to do something special for this year's festival and Instagram was coming into the fold Twitter was being used to promote shit so I said well what have we put up some really cool street art that's funny and tongue in cheek and will connect advice social media they love the, the PR people love the idea. I said I need $20,000 for a budget. She said you got six and I was able to pick three artists and we put up some funny art. The reason I picked Mulberry Street or Little Italy is because it's a historical district so they can't put up advertisement but they can't put up art. So we put up a bunch of cool art up in Don Mulberry Street and the day we finished, the day after we finished everything, Hurricane Sandy hit.

And that was a bummer and that was a real rough year, as people know, and then the Northeaster hit the following week. So the art project was kind of fucked up for the comedy festival, but what the merchant saw was all these people were coming down to photograph the art and check it out. Hey, do you want to do a couple more, a couple more?

I was very, some things were changing in my life. We were getting to, you know, some things were changing in my life. We were getting to, you know, some passing away Patrice, there's some things that's going on. Right, so Comedy just wasn't fun to me anymore and the difference between artists and comedians is about that much. And I have all these logistic skills,

so I just applied those concepts to artists in putting up art. So instead of producing shows, people are putting up art. It's great, and that's what I do. That's great, man. I love that. And you have a lot of art in your house.

Yeah, I'm a big collector of art. I feel like an asshole now, because I have like three little things. I have a tea cup of the spoon from some jackass at Union. I'd love to see you at the table with school. If you're ever in these villages, you should check out his apartment. It's pretty insane.

Is it nice? Oh, it's great. It's nice, I mean, it's nice apartment, but it's just like it looks it's a gallery art. Yeah, I love it There's not an empty space on the wall He's got a school bus door. Yeah school bus story. You know, just shopping car from Keith Robinson Well the the piece that Dante's talking about so there was a piece of a truss group was a complete message from top to bottom was four signs of telephone pole and uh... i needed a ladder

to do this it was a so i'm talking about the the uh... well let's talk about that the the that's more sign with the letter so basically don't even meet me at home depot and i had to like me at home depot and I had to like put a ladder like strap a ladder to the top of his SUV climb 20 feet in the air and slowly unscrew That's and then and then that piece is now on a it's on one single wall It was but it was like traffic signs. Yeah, just like yeah, that's illegal. Yeah, with the message

I actually that's mine I paid for that That's right. No signs were stolen. Yeah, Ardore is Are the is actually the traffic signs. Yeah, I know I was joking But the signs were the signs were actually fans guys But they were traffic signs that were taken and the artists and changed them and put a new image It's funny because he helped me. It's funny that Dundee is that guy you call when you need physical help. I bought a bowling alley, half a bowling alley, because I wanted a desk.

I wanted a 10 foot long desk. So of course you buy a fucking bowling alley. It's a little crazy, but this guy read, I just typed in wood on Craigslist. Ooh, that comes up with something. Yeah, I'm after all the Jay Craigslist. That's how we met. After Jay's photo. I wish it was somewhere.

Can we ever find it? I told you, for you a fucking roast that I heard was amazing. Oh my God. I wanted to make a teacher. I just wanted to come in, point to the t-shirt, and then point to him and go, and then walk off. That would have been my roasted.

Couldn't find it. Couldn't find it. So, yeah, I bought this half a bowl. I almost sent it to a truck flipped over with a bowling alley in it. Because that wood is amazing. That's just people will reclaim that wood. But it flipped over and cut in half. I needed 24 inches.

It was 25 inches by 10 feet, exactly. What you mean? And I went over there and it weighed 900 pounds of sheet. It's like, it's crazy heavy. I almost got killed. Like the whole thing, there was like 25 stacks and one of them was fellow. Did you tip the truck over? Who where are you driving the bowling alley trucks are falling over? Where's the bandanna?

I want to give it to the... Oh yeah, no, I've earned that. Oh you can draw it on your mic if you want. I've earned that. I like this repurposing desk thing though. I like it. Once I got, I had this idea, my head, I wanted to... You just scared the shit out of me. Oh, I was fucking forgot you were here, you know. Oh, sorry. Oh, no.

I was like, this shang over here. This is Ronnie Chang is here. Oh, the Changs are now. Oh, Changs! Oh, Changs! I wanted to do a... Changs! This one time I wanted to turn a door into a desk

because I was looking for a door. Because I like that size. Yeah. Now, I was trying to find a door into a desk, cause looking for a door, cause I like that size. Now, trying to find a door to sand it down. It didn't work out, but I understand the urge to make a door, make a desk. Yeah. Is there a bandana for boring conversation? Yeah. Even a whole lot longer than you.

There we go. Welcome to the club, you got the first. Hey. Everyone, this is woodworking with Robert Kelly. Oh, wow. It really blows you out there. I got a nice fixture in my den now. So I had a call Dante up and I go, dude,

I need you to come help me. He had to help me. Get a bowling alley. I couldn't fucking lift it in my house. So he followed me to Home Depot. We put it in my Honda pilot. He helped me help me. Get a bowling alley. I couldn't fucking lift it in my house. So he followed me to Home Depot. We put it in my Honda pilot. He helped me with that. Then we went to Home Depot in the hood,

which is a fucking experience. The Home Depot in the hood is an experience to itself. They have like two screws. They have two screws. Homeboy Depot. They have like a bunch of tops and like two screws. And like a broken fucking leaf blower. And a gutter.

It's called the government home depot. That deserves more than that. Come on. Oh boy, now I'm sad. I'm mad that you're telling me how much to give it. Home depot. But he, you fucking follow me all the way up to my house. It's amazing.

How am I allowed it? Right? You yell at me the whole fucking time. I just slowed down, my house. It's amazing. How we unloaded, right? You let me hold fucking time. I just slowed down, slowed down. It moved into quick, you gotta rip the seats. Shut up, Shades. What? You know, when you call me up, Wayne,

about having a buff on and I knew, because I love artists, I fucking love them. I think. You paint too though, I thought. I love that. You did a watercolor of Louis, right? I started painting years ago. I painted two times. Since I started comedy, I literally dropped,

I didn't pick up a brush or a pencil or anything since. When I started comedy. And then- Thought I smelled your breath. I'm kidding. Hey, I'm not a boy. Well, I'm heating up. Peeping. True. Joe's catching steam now. I'm heating up.

Joe's catching steam now. He is the god, the F2 is my fucking head hurts. And then Louie, we did my first Montreal ever in the nasty show. Louie, a tell, which arrived though in DiPolo and myself. He gives me a watercolour thing and I go and I make a watercolour of the front of club soda, which says nasty show. It's like, it was actually a nice watercolour. With watercolour you sketch in first and then you paint over and then you erase with

a rubber eraser, all the pencil lines, so then just the paint is there. And I gave it to him and I was really proud of it, you know what I mean? And I think a year later, like hey, do you have the water who's, ah, I don't know, I have a thing. I think you move to just tossed it. It's like, how do you?

It's kids drawings. But how do you throw away art? Like, I have a hard time throwing away art. I give it away, I give it away. You give it away. You just throw it out. Yeah, I did it. When I give it away. You give it away. You just throw it out. Yeah, I did it.

When I moved from Australia to America, I had these giant collection of stuff that I'd 30 years with a collecting. I gave it to like the Catherine Museums and other artists that were like, oh my god, I'd love that. Because I couldn't throw it away. And you also, you get other people turned on to it. Yeah, exactly.

Exactly. Well, I think you're right, though, comics and artists, especially comic book artists, cartoonists and street artists, are very similar. Our mentality is very fucking similar. Right. We can hang together and our sense of humor is a sense of similar. It is like last night, the Manhattan chapter of the National Couching Society got together. And it's everyone. That's very and it's everyone It's like a

Like the stone cut as well of a secret fucking handshake No, but that's the thing it's everyone it's it's going to be a key to get in Draw a hand check And you tell your girl to laugh once and then you She's busy. Can you laugh at just fake laugh with eggs? We're gonna make it funny We're I got it funny first. I got fucking Ronda Rousey over there, fucking prepare for a next fight.

It's her birthday. I know it's the birthday. Happy birthday, baby. But all the cartoonists like hang shit on each other like comedians do. We all know each other. It's like we're good, you know, all the New Yorker guys, the Mad Magazine guys,

everyone just kind of hangs out the last Monday of every month and we all know each other. We're totally different like disciplines, but we all, it's like comedians. We have this collegiate kind of hangs out the last Monday of every month, and we all know each other. We're totally different, like disciplines, but it's like comedians. We have this collegiate kind of attitude. But I think we should, I think comic should be more like that.

We, the movie thing that we do, the movie thing we do, but it's not, it's mainly a group of people that you know or keep knows. I think it should be a little, I think we should all get together and do a dinner somewhere. I've been, I've been I've been like reaching out with you

I'm real big on I'm real big on trying to organize and I do it. We do it at Wayne's place The holiday barbeque's man, but here's it's important. It's those people right no I've seen the pictures you're all the fucking saying I've seen the pictures you're all the fucking saying Out there we should stretch it out further Ryan Hamilton should be there you know Gary gomen should be there I know should be there go man was there go man was there right with a basically I'm saying why the fuck was I Having an amazing I a Cazibo. That's right assume as you were having got a nice place now Yeah, but here's the thing with the party. Why would you go to the city for a barbecue? Well, we should, well, I had my, oh, fuck, I want to talk about it.

I had the guy redo my grass, and he literally, instead of using fucking, he put a sprinkler system in, and instead of using topsoil, like top grade, he used like some type of sandy rocky thing. Wow. And now I have a sand pit from a golf course in my backyard wet sand Yeah, there's no grass. It's fucking sand And then my my what is this guy he sandbagged you the one?

Alright, sorry buddy the one thing that I My patio that I like remember you know my little pat yeah, I know your patio break guy He washes dishes on Wednesday That he rolled over with a dump truck and cracked all the bricks. Oh And then he repaired it but left the crack bricks, but repaired it with the sandy sand so there's rocks They're wall oh, I don't know what she is being thick. You call and get a little fix I haven't paid him yet. I haven't paid him yet a dime so i'm like my t-shirts no you know what i'm gonna be

that was good he was looking for an in that any opportunity i called the guy and he i got the exact number right and then he went to uh... uh... amsterdam for six years where were you i'm not here and for five days but we talked about this we talked about this six months ago. It's just three months ago.

Maybe I should have gone to Welch. Joe, that was $266.27. Can I have that bandana and can you give it to that fucking douche? Welch the Welch. Because you Welch. Yeah, I know. You know, Kingdom, Ireland, the whole world. We have the bandana, but I think you're hitting

at a great ratio today. Because it was a, it was ironically bad, you see. You know what, and I want to go, I'm going to take a break real quick, everybody take a piss and whatever, but I wanted to kind of go into this. One thing that you, when you were talking about this street art and you said that you were trying to get

together something for Patrice. Yeah, I was talking to Bobby Bond and I actually had a conversation with Dante and with Jay as well. It's really cool and special that they do the tribute show every year, which is really good. It's great for Georgia, it's great for Vaughn, it's good for the community and it's coming together. But there's nothing that's very specific just for Patrice, just something that's just for him and something that I can share just with guys who appreciate this the comedy show, but they want something else that's more lasting and that it can revere. So that being said, we're working on finding a nice spot.

I'm working with a particular artist who will portray Patrice in a very regal, fun, cool way. I showed you some of the Patrice J. I think I showed you two, Dante. I'm not entirely on my show. I haven't seen them one thing. We'll get to you, Bobby. You're not one of the best friends, but Jesus Christ, Wayne. You want the best friends? I listen to you every week, pal.

Why? Why can't I? We have seen the photos. I'm sick of this best friend. I need a best friend. Swapo, get me a best friend. These two are in. We're going to do a nice, do a nice four story mural of Patrice. Something really, really cool.

Show something close in the village area where he used to stop and grunt. Or I would like to do Chinatown because he was very vocal about not liking the Chinese. That was a really good vocal. I like it being a crackling. Hang on, Chang. Shout out to Chang.

I love Patrice though, so that's one way. He didn't love you. That's one way. But, uh, but none of our, he would have, Patrice though, so that's one way. He didn't love you. That's one way. That's right. But, but none of the, he would have loved Patrice. I love everybody. Patrice, like everyone, he hated everyone equally, and then as you became friends with him over time,

if you earned the respect and the friendship then it was there. I'm really, that would be amazing. Yeah, you could do that. Something really cool and special. I mean, I look around the shrine that you have with the hat and that sketch you have up there of him. Something that's just special and unique that isn't,

it's not about money or raising funds or anything like that. It's just gonna be a beautiful piece of art, a beautiful mural. To remember the king of the comic. Yeah, to remember, someone that was very friendly to us. Residing next to a tranny worried belongs. Right, good to know.

He would have loved that. He would have loved that. Well, he played a tranny, remember. So, yeah, like Meg Ryan. That's actually him in that movie. Petra. Wow, that's a tranny remember so you're like Meg Ryan that's actually him in that movie But right Wow, that's a good angle. He's take all pictures of that angle Man, well, I'm excited

I'm excited for that and I Please keep me up to date on that. Oh absolutely show me the photos But when it does go down let's make sure that we make sure everybody sees it on the break. I'll show you the photos Thank you. All right. We're gonna take a break real quick. We'll be right back. We have no ads. We have ads. Oh shit. We're gonna do some ads. And then we'll be back with you know, a dude podcast. So you guys watching live. We're gonna get to your questions right after the break. So if you want to ask anybody questions in the room, feel free. Put them on the chat room and you guys are listening. put them on the chat room and you guys are listening on Monday, there you go, you can't do that. Alright, we'll be back. Check it out. People of the YKWD universe. First of all, I love you guys. Second of all, golf's final major starts next week.

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You I think buff actually cooled off his back Fucking weird. I think Chang what I don't know you talk to Jason. I don't know you have an a pep talk on it He's getting this the way they are that means they like you when they make fun of your face talk on it was getting this way they are that means they like you when they make fun of your face J's grow up down with him like a good chick shit right Dante's well I don't know what you did probably kill somebody and Scopo disappeared and Deepo stayed here and did work because that's what fucking Nippo does thanks for addressing me I did. I said you sat there. Oh I missed it because I was emailing. Sorry. I went and bought this chair in Brooklyn for 50 bucks. 1960s contemporary recliner. It's like out of mad men. When you're singing now. No, no, no, this is from I can't

men. When you're singing now. No, no, no, this is from I can't take this $200 here from my kid. It's an antique. $50 kid was given it away. But it's this amazing man recliner. It would and leather. It's just fucking sick looking. And I went and I picked it up and I brought it home and I got and I told my wife to go down. You pick whatever you want. And she picked whatever she wanted. And then she was, I was like, I didn't want that. It's like, why would I ever give her that license? What did she get? She got, I made the, you know, I made the arms a little thinner.

I'm, no, I don't want the thinner. It's supposed to be thick. I'm a thick manly. You're a little thin, it's not about you, it's about me. But anyways, I'm. You guys are picking out your, yourly your little thin arms. It's not about you. It's about me But anyways, you guys are picking out your your recliners now. That sounds like old couple shit What do you guys do not pick out our chairs? What do we do? We try to try to get pussy together? We have fun. Do you really try to get pussy together? Well, she's the best. She's the scout We sent her out. I mean a scout like an Indian star. She's far better She's far better at pulling hot chicks tonight. Yeah, wait a minute. What the how are we going from art to you?

Well, that's her. That's how that is art There's a skill. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Gotta keep your foot on the business. Yeah, she you go out and and get chicks for you guys That's a weird way she's going to guys. Well, that's a weird way. She doesn't go out and get chicked. Well, I didn't just say that. She's recon. Yeah, sorry for being weird. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I mean, Jesus, there was a tone of believe it or not there. Sorry. I'm not believe it or not. I think it's obvious that girls as old, you know,

like a car to weigh and ram a seat. I think it's a great big. It's obviously there are girls out there, especially, you know, they're one and we really can't make fun of them. So taking those girls and then kind of being like, oh, well, trying to get them to like, want to sex with me too, so we can all be good time.

Right. Is that me? It's sometimes surprisingly so. Well trying to get them to like want to sex with me too so we can all the good time right is that way it's a Sometimes surprisingly so sometimes it takes a little bit of work And then sometimes the work starts to feel like courting and then I start to get jealous and upset with it really Yeah, have you ever done it and then he fucked up and paid a little too much attention to the new girl And you got mad where you like look dummy. No there was just a time and I don't mind when he kissed his girls but there was one time where he was kissing a girl where I was like oh but it was a common-go jealousy. Really? Yeah. So he was really, he was making that. I was playing it down. Couple of ropes. So you have, so you get you get you get other chicks besides your

chick. Yeah, we have one. You know, it's funny. I didn't have a is it funny? It's what it is. I did. One of the most amazing story we as I didn't even I didn't even have sex with any of the girls that night except for we had at our house one night after the so we pulled from the seller.

It was like three other chicks, and they were just running around. I mean, it was like, it got into a cedar, it's a cedar thing that I wanted to be, because then the girls were like, two of them were Australian, right? And they were like, could we do coke and we're like, sure.

And then when they're doing it off your counter, you're like, I have a kid, man, it's gonna be, it's like, it just got too cedar now. I'm like this five some was gonna be great but now co yeah I'm just a boy who's afraid of those things. So so you had did you do the five some? They all were naked the girls were all fucking around and I was just like the fat guy popping in one smell like anybody wants to pussy or some all good drinks You were Larry on three-s company And then girl and then you can sell as when sobering starts coming in and then like you know two girls section offers second

And they're like you know start whispering to each other and then close start going back on During the break We'll start talk they start talking and you start seeing like you know some clothes going back on I said you guys gonna take off it's totally cool I don't know if I like this. We'll start talking. They start talking and you start seeing like, you know, some clothes going back on. It's like, you guys are going to take off. It's totally cool. You know what I mean? You know what we do?

I think what's funny is Christine sometimes gets too aggressive and the chicks are always like, hey, like mellow owls. Mellow owls. The boyfriends dick in my butt. I'm crying. Yeah. They really have to be like, it's all right. Like she's like, she's like, I, are you worried about that?

Like the older you get, because I know you guys love each other, but aren't you worried about being older and then how do you shut that off? How does that go away? Do you shut that off at some point? Oh, for the rest of your life, you guys are just gonna try to score a kick. She will shut it off.

I'm asking him. Maybe, all right. This isn't fucking beige, Philip. She's, this is what they would invite people thanks for the plug this is the shades Kelly show pal she's Kelly along with spice Christine claims and I have no nothing to argue with her about that she has a genuine attraction to women so will it stop possibly I guess but I mean uh

but I don't know but I think it'll go the same organic flow as any sexual relationship that you know if me and Christine work out to be together for a long long time Like we'll just get older some point and not fuck as much and I think about it and it won't be such a priority anyway Yeah, I guess yeah, probably right all the 37 right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you still got some fucking left Yeah, yeah, some weird shit. I used to be weird at 37. It does die out a little bit It does and then a little bit. It does. And then at 50 something you probably stop giving a shit almost altogether.

It's just not a prior. Oh, I don't know. What are you looking at? That'd be good. I was like, I thought it was our shake, it was heavy. You're not 50. But this clock said 99. Are you really?

Yeah, he's old. But even nobody has a fucking, that fucking Jeep you have and the shoes you have and the matching watches and fucking weird life you have Dude you yeah, obviously it can happen. I'm just saying I think just Naturally though at some point that well. I mean at some point you will I mean I just look my wife used to bring Six home. Yeah, and then we're not I mean it worked out until the movie when I mean we That wasn't that wasn't why we got the voice just joking now. I sound like a mean guy. Yeah, we were just joking. That wasn't why we got the voice. Just joking. Now I sound like a mean guy. Yeah, you were mean.

That was really mean. It's kind of hurtful, but. Nobody laughs at that. Is there a mean band, Nana? Hey. But I think, like you said, it's like a, you know, it reaches an arc, and then you just don't do it anymore. Hang on a second.

Are you mad? Are you good? OK. That's his default. is default runny jay Here a long time Chair right there he almost beat the shit out of me you made so much Chinese j-a-rani yeah you don't take Joe's microphone ever

the last person to do that isn't here anymore no it's okay he's just kidding he's an australia doing theaters uh... it's pretty big right now he's killing it i really got him to his skin. I mean while I was in the microphone right there. Oh sorry bro.

That's because his team was talking this all right. What now you throwing his girl into the bus? Oh geez. So I buff. Can I ask you? Yes. You have a girl you married? I have a girlfriend yes.

Oh really? Okay. Is she an artist? No, no she does PR. Oh no, she had for you Yeah, nice. Oh you met you bang in your publicist. Yeah, but that's how she Was she a publicist first? No, no that came later. She that came later. Yeah, okay So you you haven't you that was your chick and then she became a publicist? She had been doing PR all along just right for me Right, and so the longer we're together, it's like,

yeah, maybe I can help you out. It's kind of convenient though, and it's not so awesome. It was in your plan. It's like, it's awesome. You and Wayne went, who's the best PR person to visit? It's Kathy Mulligan. Well, I'm gonna fucking start taking her.

So you in love with her? Yes. Well, that would you ever, if she brought a girl home with that flip you out? Well, that would never happen. Why? Why? Why do you say that? Yes, well that would you ever if she brought a girl home and that flip you out? That would never happen Why Why do you say that? Ah, that's just no way

Jason, what about you? I don't even know if you're like man, are you like girls? I am married my wife. We're doing comedy So you're gay? You like me? She's too tough to gay porn. Yeah, Jay brings me home and I fight Good for the goose, right? No, Jason, tell him about your wife. Your wife's a talented. She is actually a talented lady, yeah.

She would be both doing comedy and now she's a musician. What is she, what kind of music? She does like a singer-songwriter stuff with piano and she plays like, she's like one of those genius tiger babies you know who could play like eighth grade piano when she was nine years old. I want to think for kid. Yeah right. I wanted that kid just come on just on a like a fake kid like a kid piano. Right. Just play fucking some hauling oats. That's the piano music you think? You should have shot higher. John. I'm gonna say Beethoven.

Paul notes is a singer and a bass player. He's like, I hope you're playing Jorgon. I hope you're playing Jorgon in some of the songs. I hope your kick comes out with more music knowledge. I'm gonna stay out. And now I'll just be happy for that. This is the thing about it though. She's way out of my league.

Like she's super super fucking hot. You've seen her, you fucking know what I'm talking about. She's way out of my league. She's super super fucking hot. You've seen her. You fucking never talking about you Way out of my league. Yeah, you see she's cool. She's cool. I mean, can I can I you what are you for what? He's no girl is out of your league. That's what I know. She if you saw her you'd go She wouldn't you know you know you know because no matter whether or not you But you don't want me to go go ahead. I want you Because no matter whether she's hot or not You still got to listen to her stupid shit And you got to take care of her

And you got to provide for her And you got to listen to all her bullshit Anyways, no matter what happens Can you give me one favor? Just think you had up a little bit For the camera Can you dial that back to certain things though? A girl can be out of your league physically, right?

Maybe not as a human being. Yeah, but why do you why would you ever assess her simply physically? What about if you're just doing them? If you're just doing if you're just looking for like like road pussy. Yeah, but she's still not out of your league. Because you all I mean unless But Dante, what about a chick that's rich? Like rich people.

If she's rich, if she's rich, she has more problems, which means you have opportunity, more opportunity for her to give you more shit. And then you have to be strong enough to stand up against her. Like you, like if you're dating Oprah, right? Her problems, her problems are chasing. What's right? You're laughing. Nothing.

You're going to push that down a little bit. Thanks if you didn't open her problems is like she says She doesn't eat red meat and then the Texas coalition hang on one second down. You know the dumbest person I know Literally, he's not talking to no fucking common sense you just said put the shade down But I don't want the light coming through you put the shade down, but you let thank you. Oh my God Chris. This means down. Yeah, down, but fucking. I just love how, because Jason just

saying something nice about his wife, just trying to say that she's very nice. He thinks that she's out of his league, because she's a very nice person. So she's really budgly there. No, she's not, she's a great person. She's ugly there. No, she's not, she's a great person. She's ugly. No, she's great.

She's very beautiful, she's very talented, nice, but nice when being. Where is she from? Newcastle in Australia. That's where all the beautiful people live. You guys live here, right? We live in East Village. Like a block from you.

Oh no, shit. You've walked from me then. So you live there too? I live in East Village. You live in East Village? What do you live, Joe. I live in these fill you live in these fillage What do you live Joe? I live in a story of Queens 24 49 Stop Don't you fucking leave crazy? Why you crazy you think I'm giving my address Phone I thought you were fucking phone geeked for a little bit. So my phone during the break bro

Uh, hey, dude. The reason I even brought that up that she's out of my league is that it becomes apparent after a while. We've been married for a couple of years. And you're in New York and people are very vocal and visual about if you've got a fucking hot lady with you and you don't look like you belong together, they're like, hey, baby, what's up?

Like they hit on her in front of me. You guys stay out of the black, you never heard of it. Just out for mail shit. Yeah, like, because I'm not an alpha male, I'm a fucking look of me. You guys stand in the black neighborhood. Just alpha male shit. Yeah, like it, because I'm not an alpha male. I'm a fucking look at me. But then like do that because they're trying to to chump you. Right, they are. But it doesn't have an alpha male here.

He's here. Thanks. I appreciate that. I'll take that. That's great. You got no hair. So, wow. Well, I'll take it.

I'll take it. All three of us reach for the bomb net at the same time Yeah, as I was saying it I was ready for it. No, you know, people say like guys send her dick pics and stuff Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, how do they get her number dude? That's a good question Send in your wife dick pic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, ex-boyfriends. First. First. I'm sorry guys who It's a good looking dick. I want to look I would want to look I know you're freaking I'd have to look queen now It's not that I'd have to look you're off to it. I'd have to look to see like if these other dicks were way better looking than I had one of them so one of them because I don't go through a phone But I saw one of them fucking beautiful dick big dick really nice. I want to draw it and no I didn't

This guy's inspired you to mask your muse This is what you should do Jason. You just take all the dick pics that she's got and draw them on a wall and then frame it This guy to put it on a wall With melting ice cream you do the ice cream coming out of the p-hole And then make that toy. Right. I didn't know everyone will see next time when we were still. That would be a problem.

Sorry, I don't make a big deal this. I got a goal, but it's really nice to be on this podcast. I've listened to this podcast in Australia, so it's real thrill to be here. Meet Jay, I meet Dante. I know from Blacklist, multiple episode run. Great job. Thank you, bro.

Let's meet Baffa and me. Comedy Curators, the Generations and both the street art guide, Robert Kelly as well. Thanks for having me on. I got no credits, he's getting new, I get a lot of Kelly, he needs no introduction, he's a New York comedy staple. I was like Jason, he's too nice to say this as well, but he's a very talented artist, so if you can't go to the website, Jason Chatfield. We did shows in Australia,

stand-up shows where the idea was we would do stand up and and someone would draw the bits. Buddy, buddy. Yeah, I'm a big fan. Oh, he's done that on this show. Okay, cool. That would shut up. That's really nice of you. You're actually the sweetest guy I've ever met. He is the sweetest. Ronnie, you listen to me. The next time you're back in town, come back on the show and sit down. That's right. Kind of. Great to meet you. Take care.

I'm coming on Australia next year. Come now. I got a website for food recommendation. He does. He hosts international comedians. He takes them all out for dinner to the best. He knows where all the buffets are. It's really sweet.

You say it. You're talking to me too. I had this in Melbourne. I compiled this list of places to eat and drink and cool bars and stuff. And I kept sending out to visiting comics to the point where I just made a website for it. So we went to this go website, just look at yourself. What's the website's name? It's called I'm OK with anything.com.

So it's... It's really good. I am not I am, it's I am OK with anything.com. It's just for Melbourne. I'm trying to... It's for comedians, yeah. Well, everyone's for everyone. You know Al Dau Beni. I know Al Dau Beni's in Sydney Melbourne I'm trying to make a medians yeah well everyone's for everyone you know al d'Albany I know al d'Albany's in Sydney you know he's in Sydney yeah yeah he's a he moved to Sydney he's got kid now I only made him one so oh he's got two I didn't know

that yeah I'm not super close to him but he's all right man all right man well thanks come and buy thanks guys thanks we're not making a big deal of it when you left can I say and we ever told it on this podcast, Bobby, that like, like, food traveling, food, when we were in Montreal together in an nasty show. Yeah. And we did the week before the industry got there.

Yeah. And we went to the food truck city and the meatloaf place. I remember Bobby goes, I'm gonna get one of these meatloaf sandwiches because I'm watching it. I'm watching my calories. I'm just gonna do this one. I'm gonna I'm gonna go there. It's gonna be great I went back for the next time five days later when like my aging got the town I was like he's an eater too, and I was like dude you got to come check out this thing and it was a placard

Handmade with like you know markering on the side of that truck that says Customer of the month It's only been five days. Customer of the month, Robert Kelly. Did a big mirror get inside the truck? Did we give a free relish? I was, they gave me relish, it's called chutney, by the way. It's a chutney.

And I go free sandwiches two years in a row. Wow. It's one of those amazing things I've ever had lately. I sent hundreds of people to this truck. And I kept going back. I couldn't stop. It was the best sandwich ever. It came in a fucking bag, and it was one of the most,

it's a grilled cheese with meatloaf in it. It's a grilled cheese with meatloaf with the chutney sauce, and it is the fucking, and it's sat in your stomach like you had. Like you had. It was just, it just is. and it is the fucking, and it's sat in your stomach like you was hit. Like, it was hit. Like, it was hit. And then right next to it's like, you know,

a poutine with pulled pee, it's deadly. It's deadly. It was unfuckably, ably. Wow. What about that? What about that? That's by the dashboard light. Like, Jay, you really saved me on that.

You want this, I don't know. I think it's weird. I don't think it's weird. I know that Dante and I know it's Jay. No, that is still here. Ronnie left. I know that you guys have a different view on banging and dating and chicks. But I always kind of liked having the girl, and I can't really talk. I never got other girls. I never found a girl who would go get other girls with me. Now I take that back, I did. I had a girl, did that in Vegas. She would go get girls and be,

but I was never a relationship. I was never how, but I love the old shit. You were weird about that. You personally were weird about that, like it she. No, because I'm very, I have a talent. I have a talent. No, I have that romantic thing with me where I don't mind sharing my girl, not my wife,

but there's always been this, you know, when I shut it down, I shut it down with my wife. That all that crazy shit I used to do died I shut it down, I shut it down with my wife. That all that crazy shit I used to do died and then I went with my wife. And now we have a kid and we have this normal sexual thing. You have a real defined idea of what you think is okay. Yeah. And then you, and you never come to see a dick.

And you have a, and you and you and you also you know like we talked about this before how you put girls in situations that really love you you test them and then when they they do what you said they do I know you were a hard like it's like you but the but but but having a chick go get other women is she does it because she loves you No, well here's the thing, but she also likes women right Christine you like chicks So it's not like she's going and getting chicks and eating pussy because I just want to make Jay happy No, but I've had that before right like anything I tried with my ex was rooted I realized it just very quickly because

She would have kept going with stuff like that, but I can tell in the setup of it, not the action. Anyone can get into the activity of any of it when it's happening. Something sexual, if everyone's like horny and ready to go, you can get geared up for anything, but it's, I knew if it was a suggested thing, like, hey, you wanna try to do this.

Yeah. And it would be like, yeah, okay, you know, sure, and then I would just be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no it would be like, ugh, yeah, okay, you know, sure. And then I would just be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no It's only good if the person wants to do it. That's gonna go rape. Instead of, you know. By the way, our saying is back. By the way, it's it's glad this got I'm not a man. I don't want to do anything. Like a name old. It makes my old home video of my my ex-ex girlfriend. That's all I have is me Like when I come I'm you hear my I'm like on your face on your face And you just see when the when the first drip even comes out she just gives me all cheek And then just sees like hitting their knees cuz she's just got to let me fall in front of her and she's like kind of laughing

And it's like uncomfortable I'm like this is all it's like on jerk off. Yeah, right. Yeah, I don't really like coming I never really let it was into coming in a girl's face really nah, yeah, cuz I didn't want to smell it for the next fucking 20 minutes Watching that what are you eating smell like meatloaf and chutney What are you eating smell like meatloaf and chutney? Come chutney rush. That's a that's a unsanitary girl and a smelly cumbo. No, it's just look you know after you've done fucking the fucking whole head is just just gizz smell.

How much are you gizzing? I just a lot. I feel a socket. He goes really skinny when he comes. I wish. I wish I could lose weight by just... A two-day cum buildup as a head. Well, it's just, you know, when you come in a chick's... I like to come... I like to come in a chick's titties or shoulder blades,

or be back or... But I take nine times out of ten, you just pull out and fucking finish yeah. Yeah, I don't want to belly. I don't want to, I don't feel like, oh, now I gotta go into towel, half wet, half dry. What about a foot? Come on a foot.

You gotta, I thought. This is right after she got a shave, apparently. They try to. Well, you have to go get the towel. You have to help clean up. You can't just, just sit, let her sit there with jizz on her face. Do how much do you earn?

You gotta get the vacuum cleaner, a couple towels, a lot of bags. We're gonna dry, just pull it off. We need a squeegee. Yeah. I mean, I can get my whole load of any girl's face with one tissue. Now, I'm not saying the tissue's not gonna be significantly denser

than when I pulled it out of the box, but one tissue nonetheless. Yeah, but dude, I may say come a lot because... The sham wow. Yeah. You're North low, yeah? I would never want to see God day's load. Yeah.

I wonder. So curious. Various. Yeah, she's fucking... Yeah, mine's various too. North low I would never want to see god days load Wonder Very yes, yeah, I have a mind varies too. Sometimes that big but but it's never something where I'm like Let me go get you a hot and wet cow I was brought up You know you have beautiful skin and I know you care about skin. You don't want to let that set And then I like coming on an ass and just rub it in like lotion. Oh Boy and you don't want to let that set. And then it must come out. I like coming on an ass and just rub it in like lotion. Oh boy, yeah. That's a falling.

Then later, if you start to sweat or ass is all, it like it mixed sweat and gizz, like. Oh no, I like that. A nice milk mustache. A cross like a belly or a hair. It's like your name on her ass. I like that. It just flakes off.

You just dust it off. What are you fucking dudes? Yeah. What are you talking about? That's like really detailed about jizz. Oh, no. Yeah, you know, it's not a jizz. She's got nervous for a second. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, What the fuck do I got every Sunday night? What about my you be more than welcome to that? I have lunch with Lenny Yeah, it's right. We talked about that I don't know if that was awesome

I'm just complaining Cippin wine Lenny Marcus Lenny Clark. It's amazing. Lenny Marcus. Oh lunch with Lenny I'm gonna say wine with Wayne's better. Well, I think lunch with Lenny's good. It's lunch with Wayne's better. Well I think lunch with Lenny's good, it's lunch. I'm gonna have recovering alcoholic so wine with Wayne. Wine with Wayne's so great. I think we still call wine with Wayne but I think we've upgraded it to tequila drinks. Tequila, tequila drinks. Yeah. Well I can go. See I can't go to wine. No you don't have to drink. Yeah you will be in there. You're smoking and stuff like that. No but you hang out. But we listen to music on the roof. You, you want to be in the smoke weed and stuff. No, but we'll hang out. But we'll start the music on the roof.

We'll do cigars with Kurt. Yeah. You can have smoke a Stogie on the rooftop. It's beautiful. Nice table set up. It's really cool. It's a roof. You can look at the buildings, like a creep, the guy loves.

But when are we going to have cigars? I was just going to say sex. I was like, what are you talking about? I do sex with Scopo. The roommates. Milk must have sex. I have cigars tonight. You want to smoke a cigar?

When? I just said tonight. What does tonight mean? It's many hours in tonight. Well, after my spot, we can go. I have a spot and we go before. I could do right after this. That's all I can offer. You want to go right after this? Yeah.

We can get some stokes next door. All right, let's touch Dix. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. For Fautum Sand. Why are you smoking as mush peahol? It's mash and softies. Now, let me ask you, what's the best thing? such dicks well well well for fathom saying i like it while you smoke you guys mush p-holes that's mashing softies now let me ask you question

french kiss with you so you don't have a fuck you don't have to do like uh... can i ask you this whatever you want to do you i'm gonna ask you guys and i got you two over picking this that's a gang man that's not a threesome on christine yeah but why? She hasn't really expressed interest in it and I would rather she wrote me this letter

Bobby if you could bring up but I'm not I would never say that that won't if she expressed Interesting wanting to do that. I would yeah, I guess really but that I think that would ruin it No, well today is her birthday. Today is her birthday. I'm very excited. Listen, you have all of us. I'm very... Ending with Dante, starting with Deepo.

That's what I do know for sure. It couldn't be that. That would have to be... That would have to end with you... With girls. With girls. Yeah, I don't want your hose in down my bed. My daughter comes oh, you got to be mattress dude. I can actually replicate that necklace. I'm visual enough

and like creepy like sexually enough. Yeah, right that I can understand I could process that and not have it be a major Really, but it couldn't be but like you said we've hooked up with girls. We know yeah before yeah But I could not it couldn't it couldn't be like it could be me. Yeah you incurred or gonna Yeah, I could because I look at it because you because at one point I look up to you go like this No, listen, I'll be honest with you. You almost just sold me a while, I want you to do it. That would be amazing. You'd look at Bobbi.

You're a chick to be cool about it. Now when I see Bobby Kelly give me metal horns. Which shade? Well, I was just plowing ass. On my foot off the Eagles throw cup or throw blankets. Then we have wine with wine. And then Then we have wine with wine. And then we'll have wine with wine. We all be delicious.

They would be the sexiest lips in the sack that night. Look at those lips. Don't say it's probably the most likely to have any opinion on that, I guess, or or or I don't think. It wouldn't blow my mind. I can get over it. If it was a stranger, it would look like the guy who just yeah, and then they're just gone. Yeah, do it with the runny chain. With one each act now. Now, no

comics. No. Right. Yeah. That's a strange thing. Everybody though. Chris, Chris, Chris, Christine has like, Christine hooked up in some capacity with, I think, only two comics that I even have seen before three. It may be three. But

that is for what she's saying through it out of the business. But whatever it is that she's living that might even be true. It might be four and ones out of the business. But over it, maybe she worked in comedy for eight years. It's not crazy. And these are people that I don't see. They're not like successful like working. But it's still like knowing that they're around or we're seeing like a Facebook thing. That's anything I'm always still like that. There's a problem with the guy that goes away He's always a lot of be around so you know anytime you're in fucking like you know getting some stagged Sure, can you give me some green beans and you like oh shit? You look at the back of some dudes. Is that the fucking?

The other guy's sending dick pics to my wife those ex guys are the guys that are sending dick pics to my wifey problem I was yeah, they would remedy. That's a problem. I would remedy that. Right, yeah. I would remedy it. Out of those tastes. I'd be like, you got to erase these and I want to talk to these guys. You got to block these guys. You got to tell them I want to do pics.

Right, right. I mean, that's insane. Is there like, did your wife like like the photo and fade? Right. Repost it. So a Twitter. She's like Twitter.

She's like, it's an idiot. Check this out. It's actually her clouty. It's her clouty. It's her clouty. Come to home screen. Come to home screen. Like a giant dick.

She's sending dick picks using drop bucks. Are they big dicks? They're big dicks. So they're bigger than your dick. I don't have a pretty good base. What was the top stop stop stop stop. What size do you have? We went over this last week.

Okay, but I want to know again. I want to hear it not metric. Seven right? Seven, eight, nine. You have a nine. Nine. You have 9 9 inch white dick Wow Wow that's crazy But what I'm sorry I had to start that I thought we all should have worked You know what I was still in awe of the night I heard last week even Dante black guy has to clap at a 9 inch white

Yeah, he's gonna six inch dick, but you know it's not like it's bad. I'm a 9 You don't have a 9 like a 8 3 quarters six inch dick, but you know, it's not like it's bad. I'm having nine. You don't have a nine. I got eight and three quarters. I got a lot of girls. How do you know the three quarters? Yeah, you have a bitch. You have a bitch member.

What do you mean? Why is she a bitch? That's so you know, you're Dix over a certain sign. Your dick has to be over certain size to let a girl, I know my measurement because I measured it. I would never let a girl do it and go oh I even thought that was bigger. Can you get me the fingernail clippers and measure my dick? My dick is swing out the file. Can you measure my dick? I need both of my arms to push my thighs away

so my balls can hang as heavy as possible and I get as much as much length as possible. Can you get I get as much as much length as possible. Can you? Ah, fuck, I just was pitching your bush fat. For Christine Sweating trying to measure your dick. What is the conversation leading up to the dick pick? That's what I'm curious about. I found, so she went to the bathroom and her phone was there, and I saw one come up, you know, it comes up on the screen,

and I was like, what the fuck is that? And I was like, I gotta bring this up. But that's what I mean. Like, what's their dialogue before a dick show? Right. Yeah, and I saw one come up you know it comes up on screen. I was like what the fuck is that and I was like I got to bring this up But that's what I mean like what's what are they what's their dialogue before a dick right? So they we got they know she's married. They're like you know, and they're like hey, baby I'm I hear in New York and I'm you know and they ex-boyfriend some of her New York some of it because she lives in China and America and Bubble bus so I'll be Ronnie then So and some guys are here from Australia and they're like hey, what do you say and you know because she's fucking I told you

She's out of my league matches hot. Oh, you can she's on fucking all my Instagram's and what's her name so fee so fee What can we look out? Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. She took you last day. So a few miller chat. She's really not a so name and Millie so she is I the dad bother you when you keep your surname? No, actually, it's a pretty good name. She's pretty good name. They just mean- That's her? Oh my gosh, she is that ear, League. That looks like you if you're in ex-Machina.

I can't show up with that. Oh, wow. Oh, that's fucking things, thanks. Um, anyways. Yes. Well, I think that is a problem. It is a problem. Because my chick was getting dick pics. Right. And wasn't the, I well, I think that is a pro. If my chicken, my chick was getting dick pics, right? And wasn't the, I mean, the fact that she's showing you

these things, I should say that she's not going, woo, I'm getting dick pics. It's great. She's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she gets one. She's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, yeah, but it's, it is a strange thing to come up

and then you go, well, and she's like, I'm not asking him to send him, he's just sending him, and then, you know, I'm like, well, he's an asshole, and then, turns out he's married too. So that's all. Yeah, but that's, see, here's the thing, right? So that's what was wife. Now, if you got a, if you,

your chick got a dick pic, would you be pissed? Yeah, that'd be a problem. But if it was drawn by the doctor, a bit ice cream, love. Yeah, and the shame. Where the tip is at waste creapscune, the shading was great. What a fangsy did it. Yeah, it was worth money.

It's not so much a dick pick, it's a dick rendering. Yeah. A clever message at the bottom. Dicks a sketch. It's on a fire hard drink. What if it's a dick by number? Oh, yeah. There's a bit of a chuckle from you?

No? Might have been a residual. And literally, I laughed because it was so bad, it was fucking mind-numbing. Let's go to the chat room real quick, see what these guys got. Oh, boy. Cory Pruitt says, Ronnie leaves and we never heard from him again. Oh, it was good. That's because he's out of the room.

He also says, Deepu, we needed subtitles for one Chang spoke. Wow, are you an Al? What's wrong with you, dude? He was not me, it's the guy in the chat. No, but you're picking me. Yes. Oh, I thought it was appropriate. Well, it was full.

Is it the fucking Anthony show? Yeah, it's all right, Yon. A lot of people are positive that buff monster is Hugh Grant. Oh, I never got that one before. Positive. I get Seinfeld. I get, uh... You're talking like Ray Romano.

I get Seinfeld. It's our bro. Why is your voice changing? Here's what I thought you were English when you first started. That's weird. And then you have this exit. And then you're... I'm a member of the ice cream're a I thought more of any brand

now do you want to consider themselves Americans yes well joking wait but you didn't answer right away well there's their native Hawaiians and then the history of Hawaiians actually really fucked up captain cook captain cook actually went there and he was first. He got killed. It's not all about food, Bob. Captain Cook went to the islands first and he started trading with the natives and then they

wanted to fucking murder him. Killing him, yeah. Just killing him. So I was after he fucked you with a hand. I was. I am. The Crocodile fell on it. What did he start like banging the native women? Is that why I think it was they well, he was giving them like nails and they were flipping the fuck out right because they didn't even you know they're oh my god. What is this? They had no clue what a nail was. Yeah. So he would trade them food and women, I think, for nails and civil war and weird shit that was just nothing to them. And but trade them food and women, I think, for nails and

silverware and weird shit that was just nothing to them. But then I think, what happened? I think he did something and they just literally went out to the boat, grabbed him, brought him back, and ripped his body. They just fucking, you know, savaged him. Oh, what else are you getting to the chiro? Jason T says Dante came up with spice from looking like a Persian merchant

The best of runs Go on you fucking really do you a lad and looking mother fucker. I got three wishes Dante Yeah, fucking Harrison Ford should shoot you Yeah, I fucking Harrison Ford should shoot you Why would I do it? Well you went to the well. So what would I have? No idea. To help this guy, to help the guy in the chat room's argument

I was my favorite that the picture of your dad that you have like, you know, you send by the sailor like a fucking stomach. You're just so great. You have a picture of your dad? He's jacked. Jacked. I know Anthony wouldn't think so, but yeah.

Fuck, stop, don't pick up my friend of yours. Who did it? I was doing it at the joke. I was there last night. Fuck you. Okay, good. You were the Anthony's house? Yeah, I was there.

Oh yeah, you told me about Guinness. No, I did Gavin McGuinness last night. Oh, you did Gavin's show. Yeah, yeah. Now, did you do your suit? Yeah, a jacket. A jacket. I actually like the look of the show

He's been on this show too. He's he's a funny guy. I'm really interested. Dude. Yes, yeah, I mean, I don't believe with everything I really do not believe no me either with all his points, but he does find a way to kind of go you make you go Maybe maybe maybe I love on a show I said on a thing was like I think I poked the whole on his logic and he, he described on a show. I didn't even know this. He drove down with like this, like anger and fire in his heart to come confront me and ask me about what hold on I poked his logic. Right.

But he came and he wasn't being shitty or mean to me. He's like, I heard your whole mouth. What is it? And I just thought it was all kind of laffy and funny. And I told him, I was like, oh, yeah, I remember it was this and he was like, yeah, it's a pretty good point actually. Yeah, he'll give it up. Yeah, if you catch him in a back of him and he'll give it up and say, he's an entertainer

too. I think I said for his, a bit of entertainer. He's an entertainer and he has a sense of humor. He was on the, I like him a lot. I kept giving him fake stats. I was like, dude, that's bullshit. 72% of the man. He's like, where did you get that? I'm like, I just made it up. Well, he just said it's so funny

He told me he kept saying all of these like the Brad Pitt definitely cheats on Angelina Jolie with men And I was like this is all speculation he was like completely Yeah, let's fuck that all right go to the chair and what do you got got the tech nine says we're gonna have the showdown between don't and will it was up with you why that could i just before you go off and i'm not because i mean i'll last time i'll show you down because i don't want you to go off and what you know go crazy for next twenty minutes about something that we we the person isn't here but

i think we did you didn't hear the story. He's all the story of the, well, no, Dante knows the story. Where the conversation we had, or the I had with Patrice, when Will finally admitted to Patrice that he was using other comedians' material, and he finally, for the first time,

did his own stuff at the seller, and he died, and he bombed, and the line was, I finally felt good about, you know, what I, you know, the bombing. But he stopped doing it, he stopped doing it. No one any went right back to the right Back again because he couldn't the pro he had already A bit such a level of success. Yeah, he laid down. See the problem is Bobby the promise he attained a level of success So when you're already up here to start over and not having gone through the level he level jumped essentially So he doesn't know how to formulate the premise,

come up with the joke, the only thing. So it's bad that I started painting ice cream things on the side of minivans. Is that bad? That's a pretty original idea, Bob. You know how, thank you. I got a page for the joke. Signed shades.

I drove a page right there. Well, the key problem is, the key problem is if you're in an Oscar nominated documentary about street art, then it would be a good thing if you're painting ice cream on the side of the truck. I'm so glad you got out of comedy. Yeah. So am I, pal.

So am I. I would like to address this. I would like to address this. I think you're going to address it. Hey, Joe. What? No. It's just I. Jay's blood sugar is going down. We're going to end the show tonight. Hey Joe It's just I just blood sugar is going down we're gonna have the show

There's He has treat she's not yeah, she's not the kind of girlfriend. She's like given a tear, but it's never given a tear. Like, then you wind up, oh, I gotta just chew it, and it's like not there either. Like a root beer is there. Like when you eat caramel, it's like fucking, karma, that butt of scotch, it's like, it's not there. I want more, I need it, and it's not, you never fully get it, you know?

These are things you pondering in your car. You have an unhealthy relationship with a bunch of hard candy converse candy, your recliner. If I an unhealthy relationship with motorcyclists. Hard candy cumbersome, you know recliner. If I had the best friend, I'd maybe would have asked. You want to come suck root beer barrels with me and Wayne? Listen, if you all have cocktails, you could have some candy. So I can't put a nice bowl of for you. I'm going to put a hot coffee.

Now, I think about it. Now, I want to smoke a cigar on your roof, Wayne. You pay, man. You want to do that? Yeah, you should come back. It's come to the art. Can we bring gel? Of course. should come back. Come see the art. Can we bring gel? Of course.

I like art. I will do you. We spoke a cigar, bring this to you guys. It's Sunday nights. It's so fun. Sunday nights. Well, I'm all right. Well, not this Sunday, because I'm coming flying home.

But maybe the next Sunday I'll come over. Well, next Sunday I have my art festival, Bobby. So I'll be busy with that. Well, we're going to get to that. Why we get to that right now. Tell us about this. One of the reasons we had John, because we wanted to promote this art festival,

I think art is, and I'm not just being a coin, it's very important. I believe just for New York City, any city, when you can allow artists to kind of take over and display their stuff, it makes the city a better place. It gives people, it does in a great way. Like, you know, a lot of these cities have like the eagles around that are painted or the bears or whatever.

And it's cool shit. You can kind of walk around a city, find these art displays. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and, and, and, and, and and, and, and and, and and, and and, and and, and, and, and, and, and and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and well it enhances Bobby like even if you look around the studio here for defense I mean your your logo for YKWD and the Patrice like it kind of conjures up even the artwork for the other shows It conjures up like you instantly know what to expect and the great thing about the murals is it and just enhances the experience New York it's you know full of homeless people rats lots of negative nasty things But if you could on your way to work or on your way home from work, look at something beautiful, it's a good thing, puts people in a better state of mind, less fighting, less arguing, less this, less that.

So let's tell us about this festival you put it on. So lower Manhattan, and you guys are actually, the comedians are a part of it, the lower Manhattan Art Festival, we're calling it the low man art fest. Back in the day, you know, downtown was kind of like the CD place where artists of all kinds, musicians, comedians, painters and such would move down here because you could

get an apartment and still be on the island. Now that's all changed. You know, now it's a very hip trendy place to live. It's incredibly expensive. So what we're trying to do is we want to remember why this place became hip and trendy in a cool place to come by celebrating these artists. So the Lomand Art Festival has three components. It has art like people like buff monster painting murals, sculpture elements, and then we have the new form of comedy I feel is podcasting. So we're doing live podcasting in a lot of

four different podcasting shows doing it live from a event space that's on Mulberry Street. And then finally, we wrap up the festival with music performance, with a couple of bands, doing some good stuff. We got Corey Glover from In Living Color. Nice. And we have a rapper called T.T. The Artist.

She's a street artist as well as a rapper. And it's really cool. It's an all-age vibe. Everybody's welcome. It's all free. All the time. She can get Jason's wife involved. Yeah, we need to have sex, too.

They already have sex, too. They already have sex, too. They already have sex, too. But I... She's a dick pics. Yeah. Just, you know, that's the sex element of downtown. But that's basically what the lowman art festival is about. You can go to the lowmanartfest.org for the calendar of events.

And there's a bunch of cool free shits. If you're looking for something to do if you have kids, especially little ones on Saturday, August the 8th, we're setting up a table called the Sticker Social Club. It's going to be a little clubhouse where kids can come in and draw on stickers and then there's a wall where they can slap their art up on the wall and it's interactive. And dude, you put down a table with crayons and markers and stickers and kids just light up and the parents and people around them just love watching kids create. And then those kids end up turning into people like Buff and Jason or something special. Or with the podcasting you may inspire you know further deviance

To start doing stand-up comedy and perform or music and such. Yeah, that's what's about That's great man I might check that out with a little max Yeah, yeah, Max droll it. Is he use crayons and stuff yet? He does. He's really into drums right now I mean, I'm not a kid. I can one away I mean, you see that cool creative element like drum music art all those good things Yeah, but he's we I mean he'll sit, but he'll sit on the throne by himself now and fucking just jam out for as long as I play the music.

Yeah, great. And he's actually not that bad. Like he's playing along, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and then he'll stop and listen, and then he'll try to catch the beat. Yeah, I encourage that, man. I encourage that, man.

Oh no, shit. That's great. That's awesome. Somebody told me a day, because my kids really cute, he said, dude, your kid's gonna, it's gonna rain pussy on your kids. That's kind of weird. He's like, you're gonna get him prepared.

I'm like, I'm gonna teach him how to finger blast. I don't know. What do I do? Is he three? He's two. Two. Get him a raincoat for all that pussy. That pussy magnet at four for I would like to

baby sit for what that's how to wear a creepy hat about it to make you keep your child away from Dante as long as possible wow it's important man you gotta get late we gonna what he's two yeah but you get him ready now no we know we're gonna fucking work his fingers out but you get him you get him socially where he No, we're gonna work his fingers out. But you get him socially where he bring over a fleshloy, but you get kids social by doing like playing drums or drawing things like that. I'm not trying to get him laid but I do. I mean five maybe. But now. I'm not that's the station. Now comes for a different place than us Barbie. Now she's a different time.

Doctor, you can't come to my house anymore. You saw the movie, Precious, it's okay where they come from. I'm so buffed. Stand by Hulk Ogin. I'm out of here. What? I remember. I said stand by Hulk Ogin.

What do you got, Bulk. What do you got, Bob? What do you got going on? Oh, geez. Well, I'm painting this big wall, I guess, next week, for the festival. What day is that? Can we come down and watch that? Yeah, you should.

OK, I will. I will. What day is it? Starting August the second. All right, the third. And where, my name is Ed. The corner of Brum and Christie. Corner of Brum and Christie, come down.

What time? Check it out all will probably start in the morning whenever you know artists get up a little bit later like comedian. Well no actually I actually it's sunny until noon so I got to do that. So you're going to do in the afternoon. Yeah. Okay. Cool. So stop by anytime. And it's cool to watch it really. I love it. That's great. Well stop by now you're going to be it can we hey can we yell above and you'll say so you just in mode in mode? No, no, no, come.

You're gonna blow me off until later. You do the whole wall of yourself or you have open. It's a big wall, so you can have some people open. I hope that got someone that's gonna help me do it. But it's a big wall. You wanna help? Yeah, yeah. Do some filling.

Really? Seriously? He's got some watercolors. Hey Jason, want you back off. All right. Bobby, you go up there with this joint rubber racer and a racer on my pencil marks. I'm never telling you anything. Don't listen to them, Bob. Cool, man. We'll definitely check that out. Cool. What do you got?

usual stuff, you know, I'm just gigging around the place, Jason chatfieldcomedy.com. And my art is at Jason chatfield.com. I got the strip with Universal. You'd read that every day. It's in about 34 countries. And I'm going to come and check out the thing. It's going to be amazing. Yeah, if you guys want to see what we do if anybody is interested in that listening,

you can go to the leaseaprojectnyc.org, both the art project and the art festival, our charity-based organization. The Twitter for it. There is. There's an Instagram, the leaseap NYC for Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. What's your Twitter account, right? I don't have one person. Okay, what do you got, Buff?

I'm Buff Monster on all channels. At Buff Monster. At Buff Monster. So make sure you follow him. It's artworks amazing. You'll see it around, you'll see it in New York City, you can see him actually do it. I want to try to stop down and see that. I'm going to tell him, I'm definitely going to stop down and do that.

And all the information like Wayne just told you, website one more time. The website is leaseaprojectNYC.org. And you'll find all the information on what's coming up. Absolutely, there's a link. The tree thing, when is this kind of maybe happening? I would like to try to do the tree thing in time for December. It's what I like to do for the anniversary.

So make sure you guys support all this art that's going on in New York City, okay? It doesn't cost you a thing except supporting it, showing up, and letting other people know about it. Jason, what do you got? What's your Twitter? My Twitter is Jason, I'm just going to Chatfield, and my terrible Instagram is Jason Chatfield. I love your Instagram, you just post, when you post, you post like seven at a pop. Yeah, I know, I don't have time to wait around between posts, you know?

Yeah, but you're supposed to hit one you see what it does and then hit another one a little late well all right we're a big J what do you got baby doll um well I want to say to you first of all I want to say to you I was very impressed the way you handled that whole thing at the strip oh thank you because you know here the thing. When you know how about it. Oh, yeah. Now, let's just Joe, what do you guys? I'll be at the comic strip at 940 today.

Come on out, you cunts. They encourage violence towards their community. I want to know seriously, man, you handled yourself so well. When something like that happens, when you get attacked by a club owner, who's as infamous as that guy, I mean, the guy's been around forever, he's seen a lot of things, you gotta give him some type of respect in your head

because of what he's done in the club. I mean, and then to, I feel bad for him, it's whatever, I think he says no, it's going on. Well, to step in and you handle just, you didn't go fuck you and fuck that and fuck, you kinda kept it pretty above board.

And civil and also, you know, the truth. You were just speaking what you thought was right. And I thought I read the whole back and forth. And I thought your hand at yourself really well in a moment when you could get angry or you're feeling it's to get hurt or you could be like, fuck that. And again, it's all circumstantial. It happened at a time like, fuck that. And again, it's all circumstantial.

It happened at a time like I said that night that I was doing those two shows. That was the second show where it went that, hey, why the first show wasn't much better. And people that don't know what talking about comic strip live real quick, give it just a real quick. What happened? William Stevenson, 60 some year old black host of the show, right? Who looked like it's a Cleveland brand. I don't know why black has anything to do with it, but whatever. I'm giving a picture here at Storytelling. He was having an argument with a lady in the audience who was being like, just like the whole show, she was just being awful

100-boy fan. In some context, he called her a content, I don't really don't care what the context was, but ever it was, the boy her a content. I don't really don't care what the context was, but ever it was the boy friend get on got on stage, kind of squared up to Steven and I ran on William Stevenson. I ran on stage and, uh, well, yeah, because I'm going for the club. What happened? No, I didn't even know that.

I just assumed there was a bunch of us going to the stage to stop this from happening. No one else went up. I walked the guy out of the showroom and the staff just never really even acknowledged it or did anything. And so I just told, after that, I said, you know what, with, uh, there's my treat to myself. I go, I don't need, I don't know if I need to necessarily run around and do eight spots in the weekend for the money anymore. So I go, I'm just not going to put in there anymore. I just, I don't have fun performing

there. So quietly to myself. And when I on stage by the way moments after I walked the Scrad of the club I had to go on stage. I kept it funny, but I did I mentioned the club Like why am I bouncing this fucking place and where's the dumb manager? The humor and the tragedy. So I kept it was very I kept to set funny But it was like I was shitting on the club a little bit and I just quietly would have walked away and never worked there anymore Maybe if I would have who knows but my plan at that one I walked out and I was like I don't want to do this place anymore makes me does make me happy so and I got a text a few days later that when those texts what kind of went public is I by me I made a public but

I got by that way. What it was I wasn't even thinking about Twitter involving Twitter anything until the text where I go yeah I did mine he's like, he took my money after you insulted my club. I go, I took your money because I did my job. I went up there and did a show twice and I did the job of Bouncer, which you don't have in a business where you serve alcohol. And he came back and said,

well, if there was security, I would have told him to leave because you and William deserved to get beaten up and you should have had your asses kicked because he called a woman a cunt. And it went back and forth back. But you know, it's funny, he completely retreated. Like he pulled all of his stuff down, Richie.

Tinkin pulled it all down because he put out this long post that sounded so stupid himself. Finally, his first like Facebook social media post kept citing for the third time now Eddie Murphy and Ray Romano and making claims that these guys that he names Adam Sandler have never used the word cunt on or off stage ever. That's his claim. Which is a ridiculous statement. Eddie Murphy, uh, he says Chris wrong. Nobody's nobody who's married has not used the word. Yeah.

I look if you mumbled it in the garage. So it's a dumb it's a dumb comment, but I use it as a period. I've said, I've said this point so many times about those records that are on the wall, the comic ship, but I just pointed out to my go, you know, you keep citing Eddie Murphy. It's like, you have two gold records in your wall that say that the track listings are the word faggot's on both. I got, there's no problem with that. No one seemed like, oh, we only worried about offending concerts. Are we not worried about upset and get,

and that's it. You didn't even respond anything else. If they just pulled all the stuff, and I think you just retreated, which is fine. And I said, he's just like, that club is amazing, man. You remember how great that clone a weekend, man? I've never really worked it. Really?

Well, once I got out the cellar, I just found my home. Sure. So I never really, I mean, it's not that I, you know, fuck it out of the clubs. I never really did that either. But Lucian would never really, you know, I'd go up, it's not that I, you know, fuck out of the clubs, I never really did that either. But Lucian would never really, you know, I'd go up there and kill and then, you know, we need, I was like, whatever.

Sure. I just got on at the seller and the Boston at that time. And I was just, I don't need to go fucking anywhere. I did, I did nine shows one night. I went up there and went to Dangerfields. I went to Stendham, New York. And I got back down here and I was just making every sat. Yeah.

I was like, no. Same thing. I love standup New York, but I haven't done it. They thought it, they're like, why don't you come back to stand New York? I go, oh, it's just like, I can walk to the stand and the seller. Which is kind of like a, they both work me enough that it's like, I don't know. I'm not like, well, you get to the point where you don't need to, you know, but I, by the way, that's a good thing. enough that it's like, I don't know, I'm not like, well you get to the point where you don't need to do nights.

That's a nice thing. By the way, that's a good thing. Just I started here, but as a booker, like that's you guys making room for other comedians. Sure, come on. You know what, man. I don't, like if I don't, I don't push, the tree's used to say that all the time,

he used to be like, he'd say, I'm the big fish in this pond too long. He's like, I need somebody to push me out. I don't put, I don't put evils in the Friday set of night. I eat very rarely way. I could do every show. Sure. But I do a couple shows because I know that there's other people that are getting on.

If I'm bumping somebody to the fuck out. And because, you know, the seller's beauty, Estee's amazing to me. Yeah. I mean, she, you know, she's just amazing. I'm very lucky. I'm very lucky. But I try not to abuse it too much. Sure.

I did the first time I did every show on a Saturday was like three weeks ago. I was here until 2.30 in the morning. I was like, well, I felt young again. You know what I mean? I wanted to fuck. I wanted to fuck something. You know what I mean? But nobody, everybody kind of left and it was just me going, let's fuck.

You understand? But, well, I just want to say, I think you handled yourself really well. Thank you. Because in those situations, you can get caught up in a fuck you and fuck you back. And you didn't, you kept your composure. And you went at it as an adult. And you kind of, you know, you made some, you know, you made good points. You weren't, you know, I think it was a, you really, it made me see you in a different

light. It was just, it was a, it was a very righteous fight. I thought you would dumb. I'm kidding. No, but it was a really it made me see you in a different light. It was just it was a very intelligent. It was a very righteous fight I thought you were dumb. I'm kidding. No, but it was a very righteous fight It was just a very it was kind of cut and dry and it's always it was bizarre to me that whatever he's seeing He's not seeing because he released the video that just shows exactly what we're talking about right Yeah, and then he had to pull that down because he actually We get we get it Jay Listen, I have to grow up once he did video says the girl's full name from the role.

Oh, really? So he had to pull that down. It's just kind of dumb moves all around. No, it was great. I really was proud of the way he handled it. It was great. Thank you, man. Yeah, and he defended a comic, too.

You know, I mean, even knows William. No, man, he goes to you. He goes, do you think William handled it? We do have handled the same way as William. I'm like no, but he would however you handle it Listen, it's calling a girl a cunt is fighting words to a boyfriend. Yes, there's supposed to be somebody there to make sure it doesn't happen on the club's watch No, I'm before you call our cunt you get it out Yeah, for somebody to never come to go you cunt for somebody to never come to go you can't she's not

don't even have a don't tell you they don't even have anybody there to talk to anybody there's they don't even there to like crowds at a club as a dire straits that that's riches frustrated for the law that's that i'm sure you have a bit of nerve with that because it's sad that was that's one of the greatest clubs of all time is world my my daughter exists because of that club me i met my my which he made your dog

No, I met Carla. I mean Carla was a wait So it's crazy. Yeah, so I have no ill will towards the place in general Joe. What do you got? I don't think jager to plug anything though Show Yeah, what do you got buddy? Sorry me and Dan Sotar started our series show yesterday, The Bond Fire. So worse name of the world. But Big Jogger said, I love it. But what does it mean?

Gather around the Bond Fire. We're talking shit. What? We're in the woods. Yeah. We're in the Hampshire. I like the title. In the middle of the city.

Who picked the title? Me and Sotar. You guys came. You guys had a list. And Bond Fire was the top winner. Tuesday's the story is 10. I didn't like anything that was like, she's the, tell me another one.

I don't remember. Come on, tell me one more of these. What about you know what bro? You know what, God, you know what, God, the shades Kelly show. That's better. It's, I don't remember. First of all, nobody really talked about the bonfire.

Anybody, who the fucking, I'm most so long I'm fire anyway who the fucking People Do up groups Street up, but give me another name you know you know a couple of the names. What's another name? He's holding back. Yeah, I can't I don't know if I'm on what is it? No, that was Dave Pimowitz's idea What is it? Taint the afternoon. Taint the afternoon. Yeah, right. See now. How to do this on fire say? Yeah, you're right. I actually love really good name, but I that story yesterday We're doing that every Monday and Wednesday

Congratulations 60 p.m. I have the SDR show I do with Ralph Sutton who's been on here before I'm a big I love Ralph Ralph's a great guy. I know he's like I don't like him. No, he actually He's actually helped Brian a bunch now. Yeah now i know he's in your pocket and i do uh... and for the live listeners uh... in a couple hours ten p.m. tonight and tomorrow we do uh... legion skanks live with tonight preview

we will be ranking the thirty five bill cause be accusers and hotness one to thirty five i get to be on that show i get to be on that show and we'll be joining us i uh... I can be on that show. I'm ready. We'll be joining us in the long, possibly. I'm just my old days when I used to blow job competitions.

I'm going to start getting back in. Yeah, ever since I had a kid, I stopped being a fucking dirtball on the show. I'm going to lose, just sucking my dick in front of a full house with the village underground. And well, by the way, I'm sorry, buffy. Buffs like what all right well dude that's great congratulations on the show and you got an hour and I'm doing an hour so I'm just glad you're glad you're doing it you got it and Joe do you want to follow that I got some stuff I know but I was gonna go you and then

back to him and then the dark I have a face I'm trying to switch face book to a fan page So please check out comedian Joe listen click like on that because I maxed out like a year ago a long time five years ago On the friends. Is that a day runner you hold? I use a book People use computers and they type in midnight and it's the wrong day and then their gynecologist appointment shows up on their calendar and shit You go to gynecologist just appointment shows up on their calendar and shit. I feel like it's making for mixed games. You go to a gynecologist?

Sometimes. Good morning. That was a weird random example. Gynecology. It's up to the mind, right? August 7th and 8th. I'll be at the Big Hunt in Washington, D.C. Bar Show. Easy, easy, easy.

You're gonna kick out of the strip. Right. The Big Hunt, August 7th and 8th in Washington, D.C. D.C. September 3rd to the 5th at Arch City. What are you doing? You're hurting my feelings, Robert. I'm sorry to whisk up.

Oh, what are you hitting the cough button when you ask? I don't have that. Oh, right. Hang on. I bet they got one at the bonfire. We do. Yeah, you do. Yeah, they're in a real studio.

Anyways, September 3rd and 5th through the 5th. I'll get the Arch City Comedy Festival in Columbus. Don't lick your lips, you know what distracts me. September 17th through the 19th. I'll be at Rooster T Feathers in Sunnyvale, California. But check out my Facebook page, Comedian Joe List. I need some love over there. Yeah, how's your Twitter, man? You complained about your Twitter before. When did I complain about it? I was like two years ago. Yeah, how's it going?

It's going great. Two years better. I complained about your Twitter before when did I complain about it was like two years ago yeah how's it going going great two years back complain about my years ago in Denmark a how can we when can we talk about the other thing the show what they the show that you're on I'm on the season of last comic standing so make sure to play I mean I don't know I didn't see the final cut I can't say what do you got besides an attitude oh you're my new best friend Oh, I went out of a box of acid cigarettes. I mean acid cigars. Yeah, my buddy actually He owns the company does Yeah, so I'll bring a box

Wine at Wayne that's right With Wayne yes, yes, I'm be careful with those when you put them in your humanoid because they're infused. They're infused and they'll stink up the other cigars. Yeah, yeah. So you gotta kind of keep them away from other cigars. If you have them, you gotta kind of keep them in the package.

And even then, they'll fucking kind of soak through. But yeah. Yeah. I just got a call for a third season of blacklist hey maker congratulations that's awesome what are you gonna play? I'm same dude I was before I'm in jail now I'm a Samuel Aleco the Samoan I play him when are you gonna get a whole life 50 I wish I could go to you could you should I can I've never played a black dude ever. Yeah, dude I've never played a white guy really or a skinny guy

Friends you were black guy in fringe Not really it was it was a Latino do Chop chop so of course it was Latino But I got a movie in my whole coca this movie that's coming out this year What's it called call no B so fierce with a movie in my whole co-cogorps. This movie that's coming out this year. What's your call? Call No B So Fears with Duncan McLeod from the Clen McLeod. They can only be one island. The belly chase and Dylan Baker.

Oh, that's for sure. You're a fucking actor. Yeah, it's kinda happening now. Yeah, you know, you're not a comedian, not that good, but you're an actor, you're great. Yeah, you should take me on a road with you. Where? Anyway. And now, but you're an actor, you're great. Yeah. You should take me on the road, would you? Where? Anyway.

Now, because we're going to have to take your car. Take a fucking future, this future dune buggy, you know, like, he can sign or something. Yeah, if I can do a gig on the beach, I'll take you. I'll take me on the beach. And then teach me a few things about comedy and help me get funny. And, dude, I don't want to take you on the road. I don't want to fucking fat balls guys over. Me and Dr Dante took a nine hour drive once through the night. It's like a little bit. And being in one of those terrifying gigantic monster trucks, he drives while

I'm actively seeing Dante fall asleep at the wheel. I don't know what you want to say. You're just like, Hey, man. You want me to go to the set? You can't drive it though. Cause it's a 15 gears. Crack it up here. You can't drive it though because it's a 17 gears. Crack it if they got here. It's a guy playing guitar on the hood. We got pulled over by the...

You get a few re-roads. We got troopers in the way home, man. And the guy recognized me and still gave me all my tickets. Yeah, he's from... Yeah, he's from all those, you take it, sign me. What else you got? I got a you know Base Philip on the right cat. Base Philip on the right cat is one of the fastest fucking growing shows the snack workers Thank you. Oh, it's on the part. It's on the

Network and it's one of the fastest I'm not even joking. I'm not saying that for hype his show is fucking rolling Thank you brother rolling buddy. I am I'm also doing one-on-one consultations now So if you can't manage a bitch selling dick pitch, I can tell you how to handle it selling dick bitch whatever Like fuck Steve Harvey. Yeah That cost you to speak a weird language But I do the one-on-one consultations now can you do it without the bone earring? Zababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababab dot in the arcade brother um scrupal what uh deep what do you got hey everybody i don't only just speak in uh chatroom quotes i also do stand-up comedy and i'll be at union city new jersey uh at explore hotel and hostel on the 31st i'll be at park slip on august 9th and i'll be at hostling

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Better called Deepu at gmail.com somebody likes a certain show uh... what what do you got scope of uh... just get me on twitter at christopo and your dates do you have any shows you fuck yeah i have shows but i'm not going to do shows you know in the city why road shows alright i'm gonna have jesus saturday sex with scope of uh... you can see in my hall what do you got you got uh...

uh... you got uh... sorry uh... Salt Lake City Utah August twenty twenty first one second oh if you listen live um... please uh... I'm a Nashville at Zaini's for the first time in six years so uh... if you're from Nashville in that area or you know people just tweet it, man. Tweet out that Robert Kelly is in Nashville, I'll retweet it. I've been there in a while, you know, so I'd like to sell some fucking tickets.

So if you're there, Nashville's a Thursday Friday Saturday, one Thursday, two Friday, two Saturday. So make sure you check it out, Zany's in Nashville. And then where am I? Well, I guess seventh and eighth, you're at governors governors the first one is in Bohemia, New York and the second one on the eighth is in Belmars Come on log on island get the fuck out buy your tickets and then stop making me panic the night of the show We haven't so can you tweet out some things? We haven't sold that many then they all show up at fucking 815

Fucking rule in the opener spot, fucking my, I shit my pants. God, what else? And then just for the last festival, Toronto, September 24, 25, 26, 27, 28. I am not on the poster. But I'm there. And I don't know how you buy tick. I don't know how it works.

People have been tweeting me. JFL 42 thing. Yeah. It's, it's, it's, you buy a pass. You buy a, uh, okay. A pass for the whole festival. Okay. And you build credits and it's a whole system,

but basically you, I, I love that festival. Yeah, I do too, but people can come see you over and over. Yeah, they can. That's great. Yeah, they will. And they will. Hopefully. I don't know.

I'm literally the bottom of the, the, the, it's big letters, small letters. And then I'm literally the bottom of the, it's big letters, small letters, and then I'm at the bottom with people who've been doing comedy for four months. Well, I'm doing the oddball. I forgot to say I'm doing the oddball tour, the whole tour. I'm hosting the small stage.

That's great. I just signed another GFL tour too. Wow. Yesterday. Where? It's the half of the... Canada. Yeah, half Canada. So I'm gonna be in Canada a lot, September and November.

I'm very excited. Great audiences, man. A great audience, but GFL just does it right, man. I mean, except for the poster that they put me at the bottom whoever the fuck that person is, that fucking brilliant doesn't even fucking know me. There's no one to fucking TV show and FX. Two of them, you fucking cock.

Boom me up to the fucking middle of the poster. Give me the middle fucking font. You're great on that. It's extra awesome. Thank you, Wayne. It's awesome, bro. Thank you. It is a fucking great show.

I was talking about you the other day, where it was like, that dude really acts. Thank you, man. It was awesome, bro. It's the right mix of comedy and drama. Did you like me asking a question at Comic-Con? Oh, he could learn. How we're at Comic-Con, we did the fucking, you know, the big panel in Hull H, which is,

dude, it's just, it's like a dream come true for me. Because I used to watch my favorite shows do Comic-Con Hull H, and you sit there. But the panel really did like robot chicken, I saw it, like, keep it all stuff right. I have it all. All the epic stuff, yeah. So we walk out, and it was like, fuck me me but he comes up and ask the question about me there's a lot of these panels they'll Dennis John Corbett you know blah blah one of them I was like hey I'll give a hundred dollars if someone asked me a question I swear to God the guy goes

okay it's a question for Dennis but I'll ask it through you you know the thing I'm fine and the question was who's the guy on the end? There's a guy on the end. But, no, he came up and chads. Chads. Excuse me. Are you still going by the name, Shades? Oh, I'm grabbing. Are you Shades, Kelly, the tagger of Bob's been there?

So yeah, he came up. I would've called you 50 Shades of Gay. Hey. Oh, yeah. That's a, uh, He just retires back then. Where's the bomb data go, by the way? I got it, I've been holding on to it, dear life. Oh, all right.

But yeah, the show, first to first week out, was amazing, live, uh, viewership. The three day bump was the biggest in FX history. I tweeted it out. Yeah, thanks, man. That's what it was. That's probably why I wasn't there. Thank you guys who tweeted it out.

Because a lot of my friends didn't. It was kind of sad. A lot of my famous, famous friends didn't even fucking mention it. Maybe they thought you didn't really. No, you always need it. Let me tell you something about TV. You need it.

The hardest thing in the fucking world to get a show on, it's even harder to keep it on, okay, because your show comes out, you always get big numbers, and the next week it kind of pops down a little bit, and then you get to kind of keep it there. You know, people got to watch. You can't just say- They do not let a show develop anymore, man.

You gotta come out on fire. It's too much, I mean, FX is one of the networks that does. FX, I have to give credit. the comedians first show they cancel first season i think ever yeah okay the billy crystal that they can't so that but that's the first one they have they've always fx really is they get about creativity and whoever they get beat to get on fx is really

hard but once you do they really give you a shot. You're always always sunny at a rough go in the first season. They really did. They gave a time to like develop. I mean, John Langraft, who is that? Yeah, John Langraft. Yeah, those guys Eric, all those guys over there. And you got great reviews too. I saw them. We got great reviews. But the second episode was even better. It's great. Yeah. Which was fucking awesome. Funny. The show does just, and I'm just saying this is both,

the show gets better and better and better. Yeah. And so I'm hoping that we keep, if we can just keep what we have and grow from here, we'll be great. Let's help do it. Did you shoot chronologically? Yeah.

Kind of, yeah. I mean, what happened was, it's not all. It makes it easier to get rid of the two as a show gets better as a little bit more towards the end uh... jack leary who's awesome denis's kid actually wrote a b plot for me and the guy so we wind up doing the drama rehab who's my fucking favorite we just what happened during the the uh... filming

me and him off stage just hit this fucking weird fucking awesome comedic vibe and lyrics he's awesome like that if he sees something like that he just throws it in he starts writing for that and him and his sons are it and they wrote this thing for us where we kind of do this thing and it's awesome and me and him this me and John ails, I don't know, man, there's something, when you put a fat guy and a skinny guy together, I don't know what it is, the history of comedy. It's a spade, farly thing, right?

It just works. A fat guy, skinny guy together. We do some really funny, funny shit later on in the season. It really does get better, but so we're really hoping that, you know, if you guys see it tweet it, thank you for tweeting about it and You know supporting the show because it's hard man and the one thing I learned later in light and I'm yapping I'll fucking finish but the one thing I learned later in life is that it's all us helping each other right You know the fans watching it and us helping each other did it take you a long time?

We always have something I know so everything I've corporate help for me has been very minimal It's been other kind of stuff. I said something, when I got the hour special, like all my texts and tweet, like to what Ari's done, she fears done for me the past couple of years, put me on. You know what I mean? Like all front and the care of Keith, people like that. I mean, those are the ones who, like, you, I always shout,

you have for like keeping me financially alive for a year. I always, because you took me on the road with you, and that was huge to me. Yeah, but we all kind of took care of each other. We all go apart at some point and you go and learn your fucking lessons that you have to learn to be a human being again. I think we all have that fucking,

I'm about to be famous thing that gets smooshed down and kill. And all of a sudden you're like, oh shit, you know what I mean? We just need the other validation from your peers and the people a little above're like, oh shit, you know what I mean? This one you just need the other validation from the people from your peers and the people a little bubbly to go, no you're supposed to be here. Yeah, like we're just going shit now for a bit. Yeah, do I mean Louis if it wasn't for Louis's UK, I don't think I would have, I mean he

really let me be an actor on television. Everything I got before there was horse shit that I really never watched. Louis was the first guy to actually give me something that I could tell, hey honey, let's watch this together. He's the first guy to ever, ever, ever let me act on TV. He's the first guy to give me, let me act and help me with acting. Talk me a lot about fucking acting. So I can't tell you how grateful I am to that show.

You know, fuck me. What's that? I've seen with, uh, you and me when he's getting divorced. It's so fucking funny. Oh yeah. When you're like, I remember there's a piece of shit. You're so funny. And let's see it makes me laugh. Oh, what's that? I will listen. Check out the show. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll on FX. Thursday night at 10 o'clock. You guys are the best. Make sure you go to robbercallylive.com for everything robbercally. I always wanted to say that. You guys are the best fans of the world.

This is a great show. Hope you liked it. Spread the word. You know what? Dude. You've been listening to the YKWD podcast. Thanks for listening. Now go back to your shitty jobs.

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