Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Sherrif Star

Episode Date: August 13, 2018

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You're listening to Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude on the Riotcast Network Riotcast.com Welcome to the funniest podcast on the Planet Birds. I'm sure I've already said should I regret? Can I get a microphone? What the fuck? That was trying to keep it like a comic head. I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down, yapping. Sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's 10 no-topics. No directions.

I love doing it. Play both sides of the coin. That's what I want to hold. I said, bro, I want to do anything. My podcast is popular enough. I might affect somebody's life. You never know. It's Webarchiles, you know what two podcast is. Webcast.com. I might affect somebody's life. You never know

All right Here we go I Think we blew our love I think I think we blew our love before the mic store We should always recall no we can't really because sometimes things are said show is so good. I'm in the way now. We'll end the fucking the careers of everybody in this room, but we got a fantastic show tonight Today the saftonune Mushi Mike has is always crazy Mike is doing soundbites for the intro Brendan Sound bites for the intro. Brendan. Oh my God.

He's got friends in my pocket because he's going fat. I'll give me a big stuff for one. He's gone for a new credit. Sound bites on Bobby Kelly's intro. I love that you called you Mike just because physically you have the same presence. Out of the corner of my eye. I'm just going to call Mike.

Oh. We have a great show today. First of all, let's introduce the new, I don't know. We try it out today. He's a friend of Gabby because Mike is a way taking care of some business back in San Antonio. And then Gabby's taking off for a little bit. So

we're we're going to need some help in here and Gabby wants to introduce your new little bit, so we're gonna need some help in here and Gabby wants to introduce your new friend to the fans. My new friend is Ashton Walman. Yeah. Yeah. Old friend.

Old friend. Dynas, so far so good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We, uh, hi buddy. How are you? What's going on?

Thank you for having me. This is always awesome. Thank you guys All right, he's already talking to you No, no, I'm not roasting you Bobby he was light skin when he got Also a jujo From That's also a jujube somehow. I thought it rose from, not from Rose Bell. First of all, yeah, listen, it's not called roasting. It's called busting balls.

It isn't like black or aliens. If we're out from, we say roasting. No, you don't even know what a fucking, first of all roasting was a white guy thing that he happened. Black thing was cappin'. Yeah, I'm not gonna sit here and have five white dudes tell me. We're in high five. Seven is why he cappin' on me.

Yeah, why he you capping? I mean, I do. First on. I don't want to agree with him because it sounds weird, but he's absolutely right. I sure. He's been headin' over the 70s, he's been up to 50s. I'm talkin' about, look at him, I'm talkin' about right now.

It's not called roasting. It's called, I'm bustin' your balls. I'm fuckin' making fun of you. It's not, roasting is written jokes that aren't real. What I'm doing is telling you to shut the fuck up in real life. Absolutely real. You understand? Ron from Roastin is, boy, look at them chews.

That's what I'm doing. What I'm doing is saying you're talking too much. Shut your face. He's new guys. He's giving you the heartless, and I'm listening. But I'm doing it in a funny way. You understand? No, I can't.

Cool, all right. Yeah, I love that. That ain't my. That's roasted. Oh, shut your face. That's busting balls. There's a big difference. Of course, we have Dean Del Rey back on the podcast,

a New York mother fucker now living on the East Coast. I'm on both. I'm on both coast. That's because you fight us the way you got to fucking so many fans. Yeah Yeah. I was telling that. First of all, I know you. Yeah. Nobody likes with someone. Can I got more fans than you? Listen. Oh, I like how you just act like I came in like, you know, I got more. You were like, I started podcasting. I started social media. I started every time it's career. I never said that. Now you get fucking carried away. See, I'm throwing shit in like you throw. I'm said that. Now you get fucking carried away. I see a throw of shit in like you throw.

I'm fucking going back with you. But also, you kind of said that by proxy. You said you started this, which facilitated this, and then led to the name of Bill Burd. No, he had sex with a woman. Bill Burd was born. I started social media and podcast The facts If you don't want on your side without though if you don't want to fucking kiss an ass now no no no I have no fans. So yes

Well, why don't you get some is you want to make how we did that number? What do you count them? One two I fucking see the readouts, man. It's a readout. You know, you look at your downloads, right? Yeah. You look at it, right? Yeah.

What do you got? I have a lot of things. You don't want to say because advertisers would be like, wait a minute, you said you had this. No, that's not true. Well, if you want to park around, we can park around. What do you get 100 dollars in downloads. Absolutely. Absolutely.

Absolutely. Absolutely. Oh, yeah, seriously. Absolutely. That's how he fucking swish in. No, no, no, fuck you. You don't fucking swish in. You don't fucking swish in.

Absolutely. Absolutely. That's so funny. Shut the fuck up. That is so funny in downloads. That he was like questioning your downloads so you resorted to being like, but it just made 108 times.

That's absolutely. And throughout a number, you were sure it was too high. I was 70 to Billy. I hope popular is fucking interview rock and roll show is. I was honest. He was honest, he was great guest, man. I came on it, he came to my hotel room. Fucking the rest of the hotel. The difference between when he came into my hotel room and I did his show

I was cordial nice and did it. He walks in going fucking What the fucking Walking ten by who you in that What the fuck You know I was there that cuz you're like you're so nice all the time when I was on the street. I like you nice Stop being a dick. Don't switch it up Dean. Being nice Dean. I brought the dick today Thanks for having me though for real man. I. Of course, I always love doing the show. Of course, I love, I'm gonna take my glasses off

so they don't get on the show. I don't get on the show. I'm gonna use that. It's Bobby Luzway. All right, so of course we got Mike Cannon. Yeah, thanks for him. I call him mediocre Mike. I appreciate you.

You never know if he's gonna do well. Oh, yeah. I'm kidding, you're always cool. I'm kidding. I feel like we've been on a show together, never. I have one on my show. You've done this. No, and this show, you have my car.

I thought you meant stand up. Never done a comedy show. But I was there when you got in at the seller. Yeah, yeah. So I was there. I've seen you do shows. You did, yeah. And I'm a big fan of your comedy.

We were all very proud of you. I've helped you get into the seller. You certainly did, and I appreciate that. I've helped a few people get into the So I've been there a couple times when Collins failing ventricle also helped me out so That's the reason why that here's where the reason why that joke didn't work use the word ventricle Sorry to pipper in some taste I know but we all thought about as Realize how dumb we were. Well, like, rentals.

Oh, yeah. That'd be a part of our heart. Yeah, bring it down. All right. And let's Gary Galman, or somebody else. This was John Malaney. I'm not a cast. That would have gone over.

Oh, fucking hundreds of thousands of people would have went over. Oh, I know what that means. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Niki Six would have wrote it. He's listening right now, cuz I'm on. You guys, yo man, that guy was fucking with you, man. You should fuck him up. I'll fucking rock stars and nerds. You wanted to be a rock star?

Yeah, but I'm too fat and too much of an attitude. And of course, we have Brendan Sagalo. Thank you. This podcast is so fun and crazy. It has no rules. I can't say it already. I'm trying to get into the theme song. No, we... I am.

He's trying to get into the show where we kind of piece together. If I'm not just shit, he wants He wants to be there ain't nothing like it Well stop doing you know the muppet Oh your voice Right what an experience They're gonna use the cup and they won't even know it's you cuz you're doing that's so terrible Lordy Lordy what a terrible Lordy Lordy what a terrible What a crazy astrochew on the Lordy Lordy

Are we on video? Sorry dude Fuck was that Lordy Lordy my master let's me listen to a I don't even know why would you go further? I don't even know. Why would you go further? I don't know. That's it. That's it. I knew it.

I knew it was going to happen. Yeah, but it's all the thing that gets nervous. Of course. And it's like he's driving and he almost hits something and then he steps on the gas and just goes faster. He goes full racist. Will be out and he'll scream Jew or something like that. Like just in the middle of the conversation.

He hates it. But I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, nobody cares. And I'm like, I actually think the exact opposite. I really don't think anybody cares. I'm really in a climate where people might care a little more than typical. I am. Right in.

Yeah, wow, it depends on where you scream it. It's also not just Jew. I mean, if you're in Brooklyn in the Italian section, you can hear a lot of whee. You fucking whee Yeah, you know it depends on when you scream it. Yeah, um, yeah, Justin is not Justin. What's your name? Brandon? She's like in time this podcast. Wait, you call them she called a mic or something, right? Yeah, yeah, you're just the mystery guest cool

Like that. Dean's attacking you now. What happened? You're gonna get off the road with burr mystery guest cool I like that Dan's attacking you now what happened now You gotta get off the road with Burr. You gotta go here. You're the fucking me What is the fucking mean Del Rey now? You kind of fell into that you're gonna do a new podcast with even more fans You kind of fell into that. You're gonna do a new podcast with even more fans. Utterly. Mean Del Rey. What the fuck in fact?

You're gonna be the co-host. Yeah. Well. Well, listen, let us laugh first. All right. Then you'll pull. I know it's different in LA, but the way we do it on these shows, they laugh.

And then you laugh. You can't go. I'll laugh, because I'll laugh. I know, but you can't do that. You look maniacal when you do that, okay? I'm a maniacal. I'm sorry. I'm doing it.

Bill, LA, LA comics hate when you say they're LA comics. I don't at all. I actually am proud of it. And it's funny because I'm so tired of dudes going, these fucking LA comics, it's such bullshit. I think I just, some of the biggest dudes are working in LA. These fucking L.A. comics is such bullshit I think I just some of the biggest dudes are working in LA move there fucking Bobby I disagree and I'll prove you right

Oh So funny the heat's got me, sorry. I can't wear my glasses, it's human. I'm agreeing with you. You know, before he eludes you have sprockets. I love you. I agree, there's a lot of... I think there was a case to be had years ago. Right, I think LA.

I don't think the case is to be had now. I think a lot of funny mother fuckers are in LA and come from LA. I pitched that to Judd Appetale for crashing. What's that? The storyline of like, because I wanted to be on the show, he goes, we got to find something for you. And I was like, how about I'm the LA comic? And every time I come around the cell, they're like, yeah, fucking hell. Cause they're not showing that LA comic, yeah, he's an LA. I thought it would be great, some kind of storyline on that.

Just a small thing, you know. We're gonna do that. And like, Crystal Lee is gonna walk in. He'd be watching the 13, but motherfucker. Oh, I don't care. I just thought it would be a great thing to cover. It is gonna be. But I don't think it exists anymore.

I don't think it really does. No, not anymore. I think it exists on the lower levels. First of all, first of all, all the funny people in LA are from these coast. So, no, I'm kidding. No, a lot. A high percentage, I'm sorry.

I think that a lot of funny people in the last 15, 20 years move to LA. Yeah, plus when you have funny people around At the clubs it brings up the funny of the new people that are coming up there You're the bar is different now. Yeah, I can suppose around at all, you know 20 years ago It was a little you know, maybe a little shitty or comedy. Yeah, well now with the resurgence of the store and all those guys are back. Yeah, everybody is a beast. I mean, you know, young comics are watching that.

I mean, you look at the lineups, the store puts out. Crazy. And you like, it should be a thousand dollar ticket. It's basically all those headliners. Well, yeah, the seller used to be the only club that, the showcase club that had that lineup. If you looked up at other lines, they're like, oh, Jesus Christ, I still doing comedy.

You know what I mean? Jesus Christ. But, you look at those, if you looked at the other line it's like, oh, Jesus Christ, I still doing comedy. You know what I mean? Jesus Christ. But you look at those, if you look at both of those line up on a weekend, it should be a thousand. Oh, take it, it's crazy. I look at it as I like them both. That's why I'm here. It's like I like both animals.

I love being here and watching a tell and you keep Robinson. But also some of the other guys, man, like Joe List and Mark Norman. These guys are fucking monsters, man. You know, the new, the new, the new dudes are, you're not really new dude. Why am I saying? No, but it's, no, it's, it's only, it's only happened in the, yeah, you've

to ask for years. Yeah, you've to ask for years. Yeah, you've to ask for years. Yeah, you've to ask for years. Yeah, you've to ask for years. Yeah, you've to ask for years. Yeah, you've to ask for years. Yeah, you've to ask for years. Yeah, you've to like on the West Coast, you know, you know, this group of guys and then you know, the big guys in New York and then you get here and you start working in the scene and you're going like, oh, shit, man, these guys don't fuck around.

And it really brings up your game, you know, and a man on both coast. I'm both. You really can't say that anymore because you know, that fucking, I remember one that I looked up at line up at the store and I was like, I was like, what the fuck? What is it? Everybody was insane. Everybody. Everybody's so like accessible.

You can walk right up to him, fucking shank. Oh, somebody. What did you say? That is the kind of thing. I mean, I wouldn't, I wouldn't. He took another stab at the intro. Shank somebody. That's even saying that in the comedy world.

I'm gonna go down and shank somebody. A lot of people. I was at the comedy store that night that person got assassinated. What? That's what I was saying. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Both you stop.

You need, I need to slow everybody down. This is what I love about. This is what I love about comics. I love it about you guys, but you're fucking makes me sick about you. They literally just say something and just run. Oh yeah, just literally bury the lead every time. I remember one time, Big J and just, I mean,

Lewis Gomez and Justin Silver were here talking about a story with Big J, where they were trying to fuck with Big J, who was in the bathroom. And they were like, yeah, we both got naked and we were lying there with hard on's naked, waiting for Big J to come out. And then I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, Just it picks out that it was just get naked and then it was like we should be hard Wow, and then it's like how to get hard that fast look you have seen just his body Chubby chubby Lewis Justin Justin Justin longer to get hard Looking at Lewis's who can Sam dig yeah, it's tri-colored dick I mean I heard about it legend has

We're gonna to initiate you. That's when you know your Adizco's comic. When you've seen Will Sovins' cock and Lewis Gomez. Lewis is a per implant, too. We have actually in the fall, you're scheduled to look at it. That's what we have. Yeah, it's almost like the Mafia initiate. We take it to a basement and when you have to hold their dicks in your hands,

we take a photo. We cut your palm and then make you jerk off Lewis? Okay. Whatever. Bobby's no butt technique with Brandon. Just stare him down and know that he's uncomfortable. All right. So somebody got a, we went to that happen.

That happened. I was so excited. So it's happened. He was what happened happened I guess it was about maybe a year ago I was I love he just said fuck you. I was no no I know you would know but you were there and then I More about it because I wasn't on at the bar I'm only getting I'm only gonna give you allegedly what I don't know exactly because they never caught the guy right But this is what happened the story is completely crazy

Wait, stop I'm not as big as your podcast, but I do have some reads You got to name my podcast when you mention it let to be talk Oh, and you got to name my podcast when you mention it let it be talk Why would I have to do that they already know about it? True you should say my podcast got my will my is the unpopular I retweet your podcast all the time even when I'm not on it. Oh dude, of course. I know I love Dean Come on. I love let's get into this brutal murder, but first Brooklyn I'm a real quick linen. Well, I'm putting a match in this.

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Wow, he's a great guy. And it's the best way to discover comedians and their podcasts. I'm sure that's how Dean became so popular. I mean, laughable helped. It's one of my favorite apps because I love going on there and seeing one person that I like and then the other person

and then all the other shows that they were on, all the other podcasts. If you love podcasts, if that's your thing, go and get laughable.com. That's the only app we should ever use. laughable.com. They're doing all kinds of stuff right now. You can sell tickets off of it.

You can sell merch. They're doing, I mean, just go there and just go to the website and look at kinds of stuff right now. You can sell tickets off of it, you can still merch. They're doing, I mean, just go there and just go to the website and look at all the stuff they're doing. Also, not just comics. You can go in, like, I was listening to a bunch of Brian Kranson interviews and stuff. He's not a comic and he's on there. I'm gonna keep talking. I just said, this is great. I thought you said, don't interrupt the ads. I waited. But you have a big podcast so you know how that is. He doesn't.

So he just keeps yammering. And I want to thank all my Patreon fans. We have a thing, a Zach Ross, Stephen Baudi, right? Baudi, yeah. And Robert Thomas, I want to thank you so much for being the $25 of people. Wow. You guys, there's a lot of you, a lot more than I thought,

would actually donate. So I'm really, I mean, just, you guys are the best for getting behind this. I'm doing live from the shed from there. I got two more episodes. We just shot one with Elaine Hendrix and Noam Dormin. The owner of the comedy, so I'm very, just great episodes. Like I said, I'm very, just great episodes.

Like I said, I'm not doing just comedians, I'm doing actors, I'm trying to get musicians and people that I find interesting and funny. Live from the shit is only on my patreon patreon.com, such Robert Kelly. Become a member today, go there, support me if you like my shit and you're into what I do, go there and support it. We have another Bushcraft party boys video going up that one I did with Paul Verzi, which is Paul Verzi in the woods.

I don't know if there's anything funnier. There's nothing funnier. Gabby's seen some of the footage. That's going up soon too. And now I just put the audio version. So I sucked all the audio out of the video so you don't have to just watch it. If you're driving, you can listen to live from the shed.

Go to Patreon, I know, become a member. And then we have who else? Um, Comedy seller Vegas. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That place, man. Yeah. It's great. Me, uh, who is it? Me, Vos, Paul Versey and Keith Robinson will be there. The last week that's going to be fucking fire. Yeah. That's the last. They're in October. That's like, that's going to be fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. Yeah, that's the last week in, I believe August, right? Last week in August, I will be there, but go there. The club's popping, man. It opened up a little crazy.

Some stuff happened. No, is the man and Liz and Estee and Juanita, they fixed it. They straighten it out. And now the casino, everything's working. Every week, more and more people are going, the shows, they're doing showcase shows. It's not just some headline that is all right in some middle act you never heard of,

that's gonna fucking, and some MC that does comedy three times a year, and then they all sell fucking merch like a flea market at the end of the show. It's, the comedy seller show in Vegas. I have a show. I have a show. That's amazing too, right? Yeah.

Mark Cohen is fucking. There is a lot of news. There is a lot of news. There is a lot of news. Yeah. So there you go. That's a show. I'm on right there.

Rich Voss. That's killer. I should have special in there, man. Keith Robinson, Robert Kelly, myself, and of course Mark Cohen. That is the last week. You should. I really, I know. I think it's so great, man. I did, and of course Mark Cohen. That is the last week you should. I really, I think it's so great, man. I did it a couple of weeks ago and I was like, well, because I performed in Vegas for years now.

And I was always like, oh, I fucking hate it. It's like you're there for a week. And it's a bunch of shitty tours that don't even care about comedy. They're like, let's go see Beatles Love and then we'll sleep in here for a bit or whatever. But this place, I talked to all the locals, and since it has free parking at the Rio,

all the locals go there, it's off the strip, and they go there, and it's real comedy fans. It's no bullshit. Like, I had this joke on tourists, and I kept going like any tourist here, and there was none. I was like, what the fuck, so I couldn't even do the joke.

But it was great. All right. In order to survive in Vegas as a comedy club, to be a good, you have to have the locals behind you. Yeah. You can do, you can do all the conventions. You can do all that shit. But come summertime, when there's no nothing there

and it's 107,000 degrees, you need those locals behind you. And you're absolutely right. The locals are getting behind this club. The city's getting behind it. It was already voted, I think, number one comedy club in Vegas. Wow. I love it, man. Yeah, it's, it's like, that's not getting me.

That's not just going, wow. I love that he brought us. I got to add more to it. Yeah, it's got to be something, but anyways. So anyways, now, back to the story. The story. Now somebody, let me just set up. Let me just set up.

We're talking about, you know, of course, we're all busing balls. We're having fun on the show. We're, we're, we're, we're, we're, everybody's heated. I haven't been here in a couple weeks. We're roasting. Oh, no.

I'll fuck you. You beat your lip, I know. I'm nope. I'll fuck you. You're not doing that. You beat your lip on that. I'm fucking, I am motherfucking. We're at, we have fun. Of course, just bustin' balls. Cause we all like each other in the room. Yeah. Yeah.

I like to have them alone. I like two people in this room. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then out of the blue, you fucks. Tell me something. It was assassinated. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then out of the blue, you fucks. Tell me something. It was assassinated.

Yeah. Yeah. It's assassinated. What could do with one shot? Very for a very specific person. Yeah. And then the person vanished and never was caught. Me.

Assassinated. Yeah. Isn't that an assassination? Yeah. Okay. Now Dean was there. Yeah. Dean has

Can somebody kick the AC You actually have to kick that thing. Oh, just bump it Stop that noise Fucking Vietnam helicopter flying into receive people Thank you. We have a new AC coming in on Monday. Bluetooth. I mean, Wi-Fi. You can do it. Oh, you can turn it on before you even get here. Yes. Thank you, sir. What do you got? All right. So here's what happened. So I was at the store and I just got a new car at the time. Yeah. And I never had a car. So I'm afraid to park it

in the lock. You never had a car. No, I just just ride motorcycles. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. I mean, honestly though, Dean rolls in like this happy, almost hippie-ish dude where you like, oh, but he's pretty much, Dean's not, he's like a bad ass. Yeah, that's what you see, a hippie. When you look at Dean, well, I'm surprised.

Because he's, because his, look man, his attitude doesn't proceed fucking like stab you. He's just a sweet guy. Ever since I met him, he's like literally one of the nicest guys ever. He's a true Californian. What's up man? Cool, but he's, he's riding motorcycles and fucking bands.

And you're a fucking, I mean, you're a man's man. You got like a recovering heroin addicts kind of thing to you. I got a recovering everything. Yeah. I was just picking one drug right now. I was just picking fucking heroin and I'd do them all. Sugar included.

Yeah, that's kind of, he made his own drugs back in the back. Fuck yeah. And sold him. Yeah, he could get high with fucking Manson. Yeah. Not that far back. I know. I was definitely other dudes axle Anyway, so I got this new car I was I knew I know that I was just joking. I got this new car and what kind of car? It was a Subaru WR. Oh, that's my favorite. I love it.

STI. With the seats in the back. What was it? Well, no, that's the truck one. Remember that? That was great from the age of rally car. We're going to the beach. A rally car. It's like a rally car. A four wheel drive has about 399 horsepower stock. That's a pretty fricking

car. Six seats. Four seats. It's like a sedan, but it looks like a sleeper car. But then all of a sudden it just blazes by. There's a bunch in New York, which is pretty interesting. It's the one those guys do the drifting in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, so someone got murdered. I hit them with that car.

Here's what happened. I pull into the lot and I go, oh, fuck, there's no parking. I'm going to go around the block. And I pull up to the front of the comedy store. And there's a bunch of people just filing out like when shows end, you know, and as I'm driving just two feet around the corner I see on my Twitter guy just gets shot on the patio and I go that's a joke Yeah, and I'm in a comedy store with it. There's no way that's real right Yeah, and so I parked for a minute because I'm trying to get back in the lot and people are just running

So this is apparently what happened there was a big show in the main room and There was a guy spotted in the main room a guy saw the dude and I guess another guy was looking for this guy for a long time Wait, there's a lot of guys. Okay Show in the main room show in the main room. There was a show in the main room. There was a guy in the crowd. That's not the big room. That's the big room. Yeah, not the big room. Okay, so the big room.

So he looks over and he sees this guy and he goes, oh, my buddy's looking for this. This is apparently from what I got you. I got you. And he goes, hey, Billy Bob's down here or whatever. Okay. During the show. So the guy, whoever it was, I don't know who I

whatever it was, showed up at the club. And when the club was emptying out, the guy was on the show. So the guy, whoever it was, I don't know who I ever was, showed up at the club and when the club was emptying out, the guy was on the patio, he just walked up, shot him and ran down the street. And it had nothing to do with the back patio or the front patio right in front door of the original. So this, now, now, was it a fucking, was it a silencer? Was it bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang fuck that hill. That's like Lossi and I need these buckle box just I was just holding the guns clanging. Well, what's gangster about it was everything the patio is just you know, always this festive spot at the store where everybody just hangs all night. Yes. And and it's I'm talking at least a hundred witnesses. There's no fucks given just right in boom gone. And that was the first, not the first,

but one of the very few times the store was closed after that. For a few days, they never closed. They're up in 365 days a year. And the guy died right there, man. And it was pretty fucking... So he was just a fan in the crowd. That's right. It was nothing to do at the comic. At first we were like, whoa, is that a homeless guy

or a dude that just ran up and wanted to kill people? Because you know that's during the... You know, if people were like, oh, please let it be this comic. What? Please let it be. This guy's been bumping me for years. Please let it be.

Just to walk over a phone call, man. But you know, this is during the time of the fan. He's wearing his own merch. But I mean, this is after you got to think of the Eagles of Death Metal Thing in Paris. And, you know, like, shootings at concerts and stuff. So that's really freaky, you know what I mean? Well, that sounds like to me. That sounds like some gang shit.

Right, right. Exactly. Now, was he a white guy or was it a black guy who got shot? All right, I'm not gonna comment on the color or anything. No, because it matters. It matters, because is it? You can look it up on the house.

Is it a hell's angel guy? Or was it like a bloods or crypts thing? We don't know who it was because they got away. Oh You know Coloriness he knows he just doesn't want to say I could see the top There it is right there. Oh my god. I'm not trying to be a stop for a second. This is ridiculous I don't want to get caught up in this stupidness fucking around I'm not I'm not asking if ridiculous. I don't want to get caught up in this stupidness. Fucking around. I'm not asking if he's, I don't care. I'm just saying, if he's a, in

a gang, he might be a, if he's in the hell's angels, I'm picturing a white dude with a fucking vest with a one percenter. You know what I mean? Coming up and taking out some of the dude. You know what I mean? But I mean, is it a gang thing? Is it a, I must say it's definitely a gang thing. You think? Yeah, that's a friend. Well, well, it could be a it could be a fucking husband, you know, wife thing. I mean, somebody fucking people do that all the time in pro versus comedians. Is it? Got him. Could be a roast battle gone wrong. The roast battle was happening up in the belly room.

Let's not look at the TV while she's doing it. Can we continue to discuss? You were there though? Yeah, yeah. I think I was in the back where we were lunch on the belly room. No, I didn't at all. I just heard about it. I'd like stepped outside and it was Mayhem and then I had to leave.

Did you see the body? No. No, I was like, I was hurried out at different levels. There's literally footage of the crowd commo. I saw it on Facebook and it happened. It was footage everywhere of like people going crazy on YouTube. Well, it's funny because to walk up behind somebody with a, you know, a gun and, I mean,

there was that public case to face. That blue could come out and take out some, I mean, that's a pretty fucking, you had to kill somebody else to know the, to be able to walk up to somebody and pull that trigger and walk to run the fuck away Comfortable that's not your first Her oh, they I did the guy never was it What is he who is he got it all right. She'll get it. She'll read it

Richard James 23 Use 23 died at the hospital. Wow bronze first kid 23 died at the hospital. Wow. LeBron's first kid. Jesus Christ. Yeah, man. There's no photo of him. That kind of shit sucks, though, man. It's like it really, you know, I've been at the store for years

and it was just a real like blow to the place. When did this happen? I think it was about a year ago. Oh, it's true now. Yeah, it was about two years. Well, you know what, to me, all the years are the same. Because you go there every fucking day, so you're like, I don't know, was it a year ago?

Like, it was five years ago. Oh, wow. Well, it's funny because we sit down, something just got killed. Someone with the sense of it. Yeah, that was the thing. We go to set the Pete Holmeses on the ground. I'm talking to Evan Branden's holding a gun over him

and Rich Voss. Put me on the show! Yeah. I turned the AC on, I'm talking, Evan Brennan's holding a gun over him and Rich Voss. Put me on the show! I turned the AC on, I'm dying. I'd rather take a noise. I swear to God we're getting a new AC on Monday. Zach in my line. Thanks for talking on the mic. My sound guy, a video guy, doesn't talk on the mic.

Nice. Oh, that feels great. I was about to pass out, dude. That might make it. That's a real, that's a real story to it. That actually could go for anything. I feel that way out in front once. So, what, because look, during all the terrorist stuff, this, I mean, there's a star David in the front window. All right, we're a comedy club. We're making fun of shit all the time. Especially 9-11, all that shit with terrorism. You know, this is why I love the owner of this club. No, it's father, I love no, too, but his father.

As soon as September 11th happened, just hired all the Arab comics. You know what I mean? It's just like, there was a guy named Hood. I don't know if you remember him, Hood. He, one of his bits, he'd go on stage with a bomb strapped to his fucking body. And then halfway through his set, he would pull up his shirt.

Wow. And do a joke. And literally the week that except, he was on the phone, get him on the show. Wow. We're all downstairs waiting for this shit to go south. Wow. Wow.

How to go? It's New York. It killed. It just killed in the right way. Oh my god. It killed it away. You want to kill. Daddy carried that around after that, you know, where you might have got caught on the subway.

You know, you over here. Oh, this is just part of my props. Oh, you could. It's a bit hot dogs. Yeah. Oh, he is just part of my props. Oh, you could. It's a bit. It's a hot dog. Oh, he could never do that outside. He could never travel. No.

You have to make his own. Every place he'd go, it have to go, all right, I need to make dynamite. I need just paint's remotes for the hotel. I need slairs. I need road flares and duct tape. Yeah. Yeah.

That's just scary stuff, though. I was a dead and co-show last year at the Hollywood Bowl. I was sitting in the third row and mid show this happened. I've never seen this happen Two guys in black suits came walking on mid-settling. Oh these guys must be playing horns Because they had they look like blues brothers. They were about to I swear to God and they walk out and they like dude cool I was like oh I swear to God and they walk out and they like do cool My buddy Boston show that's cool And I know real cool and they walk up to each band member and they just go and they just put in St. Scatter and fucking blue

Goldfish speed This was under the water Walked up but that was probably what he actually heard that was like probably real accurate to what he heard then Blind day the bubbles of I love that everybody got that as soon as you were all like, because it makes sense. But there are instruments down though, and they just all blazed, right?

And this stuff fucked it was, they don't say anything to the crowd, so we're like, what's going on here? And then a bomb sniffing dog just comes trotting out on stage and they're like, oh thanks, we're for not saying get the fuck out of here. Just take some of the bases. Just starts playing. You're gonna check this out for a minute. You know what I mean?

And it's like, oh, and then I was in the third row. Shiloh to people go, we're fucking out of here. And then the band came back on about 10 minutes later and Bob weir's all, it's all good, I think. And no one came back to the like, the road, the high dollar seats, and they were just gone. So you win again. I was like, I won again.

I was like, they're just upgraded to the front. But I'm just saying, that shit is scary as fuck, man. Well, I remember a few months after September 11th, or the year, I say the year after, there was always these incidents in New York. And I remember one of them was, I had a door man building on 43rd Street. And somebody just left a suitcase, like just this massive black suitcase on the street. And the whole fucking place shut down.

Like it was in front of a fire station too. Right, oh yeah. So the whole place just shut down, couldn't get the house. And it was just some homeless asshole. Left his dumb suitcase. Full of shit. There was poor guy walking with this helmet, inch by inch, for them 30 minutes to get to the suitcase. It was open up, it was just shit underwear and a doll.

What do we fare? 30 minutes to get to the suitcase that his wife is just shit underwear at a doll Shit is the dirty diaper Yeah, what was that movie call with their diffuse in the bombs remember like a couple years ago. That was a good one Now what was that called in desert storm? You remember that motherfucker Yeah, it's fucking. I was trying to think about it. I couldn't think about it. Yeah, it's fucking, it's sad. It is.

That was a, I mean, what's sad even worse now is that we're so back to the way it was before September 11th. And it's worse. I mean, people just fucking drop. I'm always in psychomode anywhere I go. I'm always in, if I'm with my kid and my wife, I already have weapons, I know. I already have weapons. If I'm in the park, if I'm in the park,

I know what I'm gonna use to hit somebody with. I know where we're going. We're similar in that way. My wife, okay, here's a perfect example. My wife, who I love, my wife's a tough cookie. I could say tough broad, because I'm grandfathered in. Oh, I did not. I'm like, in the 1970s, you face.

Oh, all right. All on the family. I was in the mood. Straight to the moon. Just a mush gabbie. He's like, no, it's okay, he's old. All right, all on the family Musch Gabby It's grandfather been you try to move and I went hey back off So anyways And the triple they always does the super racist shit.

I just released your shepherds on. I was in a bad apartment. Dude, I was holding that in like I didn't even want to say. This is what you say when black people are around. This is what you say when black people are around. Here's a problem. I'm FM radio. I'm terrestrial.

I find a way to say it without saying it, he's XM. We just say Kant. The new generation baby. No, please, he's gas digital. Oh my God. What's wrong with that? I want to say that. Get on a network.

I want to support you. Don't fucking turn on us. I'm turning on RayaCast. Take him down. I found myself doing a blatant, like, Asian accent. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I want to support you. Don't fucking turn on us. I'm turning on Ryukas.

Take them down. I found myself doing a blatant, like, Asian accent on my show and I'm like, this fuck, these walls influence. It's so fucking just palpable. It's also real fun to do Asian accents. It's a fun thing to do. Let's see. Let's see how fun.

Wow. Do the eyes, too. The fuck it. I know what to do. I know what to do. Do the eyes too. I was curious. I was curious. But I just saw a podcast who's left wing.

They were making fun of somebody who would do the Asian accent. But they were doing the Asian accent and they were laughing. Right. I'm like, wait a minute. You guys are fuck you. You're doing it. Yeah. And you crack in each other up going, don't think, don't, and you're having fun with it. And you're saying it, like

they would say, do you remember when Norton debated Lindy West on W. Kamau Bells? She said it. She like, you know, she had some good points. He had some good points, but she actually made like several rape jokes throughout that got big pops from the crowd. So it was like, it was kind of a bizarre thing where she was advocating against it but also using it and succeeding. Funny, funny. Yeah, I know. Anyway, speaking of not funny, you need to settle as well. You just did the Asian, you did it. I know. I did it. I know. That was the point. I did it as a person who's not I want to know. Can I? Can I do it? Don't ask us. Yeah, make a comic. There he is. Oh my God.

What's up, buddy? Talking about me. Yeah. Talking about your father. Yeah. What was the point I was making about his dad? How balls out of you? How balls out you dad was after 9-11 when I mean literally the week after... No, you have the black eye, I get up, not the woman. Um, kidding!

I am done with this white number one. Oh, no. I cannot not have this go long. Oh, that's not what I'm kidding. Oh, yeah. Um, we, uh, your father got Hood to be... Hood. Uh, member Hood with the Baham. The, literally the week after 9-11, he's like, of Hood with the bomb.

The literally the week after 9-11, he's like, get him on the show. I remember him. And he had, he, he had, but there was somebody else. He got Dino, but he would sit there and argue. He would get comics who like Dino, Al Badala, however you say his last name, Hood, all these people,

who'd sit there and talk Middle East with them upstairs. I mean, screaming and yelling But it not in a fuck you way just having a heated conversation then they go downstairs and put them on the shelf More than that. Yeah, he they weren't even really they didn't even really belong on the lineup He just booked them because he wanted to yell and scream at them. Yeah, he wanted to do literally the reason. But he would also joke. Wow, but he also put a truth comes out.

But he put a hood on because the week after he had the bomb and we're all watching from the world. As soon as he would not, I've never seen his father move so fast. Let's go see how it works. And it goes and he pulls the shirt up. We're just waiting for everybody to just scream and run out, but they laugh. Thank God. They didn't like it.

Are you sure? I'm sure. Maybe you saw the wrong one because I saw him. I saw him on a Friday kill with it. I mean, not literally. Yeah. You know, kill the way we go. I think it's the second time I did the job.

Yeah. I got the same chuckle. I actually did close. But that was pretty balsy of him at that time. Because he was telling me Dean was telling us that somebody got assassinated at the comedy store. And after September 11th with the dollar terrorism, there's a star David on the front.

We're always joking about everything. Oh, no. He goes like this. X-Nay on the Jewish. I mean, it's not really Jewish. I mean, you have hamburgers too. The Sheriff's Star. The Sheriff's Star.

The Sheriff's Star. The hilarious Sheriff's Star. Yeah, little kids get them. They order the mini slider. I'm a sheriff star. But it's funny because I always see, even on front sitting at those tables, I don't know how you feel about this. You have a kid now.

You have three kids. When you go in public in New York City with your kids or actually anywhere, I'm always fucking looking for the exit. I'm always on call. I'm always waiting to have something. If somebody fucking does something, I'm ready to attack and defend my family. What would you do now?

No, I'm asking like, when you're in public with all your kids, you're femptive, there's one needa, is she on, is she protected? Is she the one? I don't feel that way, honestly, I don't feel that way. But it does remind me, like it was, it wasn't eye-opened to me. The first time I went out to dinner with like a black guy, a black friend of mine,

that he wouldn't sit with his back to the door. Right. It's like, dude, you know, I gotta be ready to see what's going on. I'm like, really? He's the one. He read Malcolm X's book, he's the yeardog. I don't know if he's the yeardog. I'm not gonna say more about the back of this world, okay. That's the lead. I'm not the lead, but I'm not the lead, but I'm not the lead, but I'm not the lead,

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the The oak just still there the hotel still there and there's the Al Capone room and there's He would sit in the back with his back to the door and he had there's a tunnel there a passage that goes down to the basement and a mile out to the river Yep, that's like that bar in Chicago That one what is it the green green woods or whatever? It's got the escape where the bar spins and escape out the Grand Central also had that for FDR actually a big tunnel They're actually like the reason why a lot of black people do it is because

specifically if you turn your back to white people they will steal you. So they'll steal you? Well you tried there. That joke would have worked in like the like 1920s. They steal you. Is that just like another thing that white people don't know about the black culture yet? Is that we steal you guys? You know how it took a while for us to be like, oh wow, cops are reading you. I feel like, hey, no, what's happening?

I'm with us now, is that it? I feel like, exactly. Ah. I'm still fighting, baby. Nobody's with you. I love when you start talking. We're all just looking at you like keep going, I got saved.

So here's this guy from. Thank you. The home or something. Look at him. I was sitting on the bench from long Island. Yeah. Wow. Um.

You know, it's funny, because you've been to concerts. You got me. I don't know if we've ever talked this about this on the show, but you were in a band, right? Yeah. 25 years. What was the band called? It was my Dean Del Rey.

Dean Del Rey, and you toured with all kinds of people. Like, what's the biggest tour you were on? Many rabbits, black crow's, Tom Petty, Wallflowers, Lucinda Williams. I opened for a lot of big people, but also headline for years all over the place. So you're on this, I mean, how do you give up, how do you give up that life to go to this solo comedy thing where, I mean, look, you tour with Burr sometimes or you, but you're by yourself on

the fucking road, you'll have a stand up. How do you go from, but I love being on the road doing these tours. I love just full apps. I love being on the comics. But when I'm by myself, it's like, oh shit, this is kind of, it gets kind of after 20 years, something years, it gets a little fucking lonely. Well, that shit sucks. How do you leave that and then go to it and deal with that? That shit sucks being alone.

But that's why I'm always like, when I tour with Burr, man, you know, it's not about like, oh, they're gonna play big rooms. It's about being with someone like my own age and we like the same shit and hang out and stuff on the downtime. The fucking 23 hours that you're not on stage. But band suck after a long time. No, no, it's this you got to do it and then I got to hang with my girlfriend tonight. The other guy like, how can we don't play my songs? And the other guy, like, where's the money? And it's too much as you get older, people start to get roots in their lives.

My wife and kids, they don't want us to play that shit gig and be aware, or whatever, with me, I'll play whatever gig. Let's go do this and get out there. That show right there was one of the most insane shows of my life. Where are you? Five months ago. I put on a show in LA where I did a tribute to Bonita.

You come to follow beneath it. Is that up? No, up, up. Beneath that. Beneath that. There you go. Beneath up, up. You were on it.

You were on it. Right there. Look at that one. There you go. That's comedy. The the one up right there. There you go Whoa, yeah, that was at the Avalon theater. I did tribute to Bond Scott each year burp play drums Marin on guitar Six on base create I watched that video dude. That was pretty fucking. That's what I mean. It's like, dude, I mean, you're going from fucking lead singer on that show. Yeah.

And then you go into fucking, you know, the funny bone in Toledo. Yeah, but that's different because that's the best guys in the business. Yeah. But when you're at a level of me, you don't have the best guys every night. You got some, you got some good guys, you got a couple scrubs.

And it's not like when you're growing up and it's your garage band of these are my boys. Let's do it. Usually you got some hired guys and you're out there and they're playing for money and it's kind of like, but I know all that, but my question is, how do you leave that fucking rock and roll status that you reached? Yep.

Toring and music. I mean, is it just that the musician you got sick of hanging with them? No, sick of that life. I think that comedy, I like comedy more than rock and roll. It feels more rock and roll to me. It's so dangerous. Rock and roll used to be dangerous. You would show up.

There was no cameras in the crowd and cell phones and selfies. It was you, the audience, it was like, let's fucking do this. But now it's just like, you're just like a fucking target up there for their Instagram photo. They're not even engaged. Yeah. Comedy there engaged. I've said that, man.

I've said where somewhere along the line comics became rock stars. Absolutely, dude. Because now they're on place, goes fucking crazy way more than any band I've seen in the last five years went band walks on people like, all right, and it's sold out. But it's also that every 30 seconds pretty much with a guy like Burr, he's making them go nuts with just him in a microphone totally. That's crazy.

Which is fucking nuts. There's also some rock stars that do, I just saw the food fighters on mushrooms at Madison Square Garden. Why'd you have to add mushrooms? Because it also was one of the most transcendent experiences. You want to pick yours a lot of it. I know, you want fucking Ari to like you

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One thing I saw when I saw Bon Jovi is that they're fucking doing a show. They're out there. I noticed it more than I've ever noticed it. I've seen them three times. He's great. But now that I'm in the business and I've ever noticed it. I've seen him three times. He's great. But now that I'm in the business and I've done this, so I know and I kind of know when somebody,

they're doing a show from the beginning when he comes out and the little things he does that used to, before I was in the business, I used to just get caught up in it. When he walked over to that side and just look up and smile, any veteran, the same thing. I remember him walking out in the garden, not saying shit and just look up and smile. Any veteran the same thing. I remember him walking out in the garden not saying shit and just looking that way and the whole. Yeah, that's

crazy. We saw Paul McCartney at Madison Square Garden as well. On mushrooms. But he's like 70 and it's boring the the shows are. You got to take mushrooms at the end by not even see bomb occurred. Like this shit sucks. And all it did was make us cry during the black crow. Yeah. Yeah, he's amazing. Yeah, we cried about the black crow's. No, the black crow's.

I'm sorry, black crow. I hit the black crow. I was like, yeah, I hit the fucking black crow. But it's the same thing. It was such a choreograph show where he went instrument to instrument to then areas of I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

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is that, I mean, this whole street was music at one point. I mean, it was all music, live music. And now it's mostly comedy, the music. Right. I mean, there's more comedy on McDougal Street right now. And the comedy show, then fucking live music. Comedy is taken over, which worries me, Y hay más cómode en McDougall Street ahora, y en la cómode, así que se puede hacer música. Cámadea ha sido tomado. ¿Qué es lo que me da? Y, de acuerdo, es el frente del numb. Vuelades de madrida murcia y a otros destinos que te sorprenderán a partir de 19 euros.

Volotea. Carifa sujeta a disponibilidad, consulta las condiciones en volotea.com. All the comedy little clubs that are open where they used to play music down here are now doing comedy. Where they were used to have these little rooms where they would have a live band or a jazz trio. Not on this street, maybe all the places. Well, along this area, there's a lot more comedy than there was for music. And there was a lot more music.

Just here was comedy. But I had two big music rooms going in. And what are they now? And while the walls still open, I sold it and the underground we switched to are they now and well the wall is still open I sold it and the underground we switched to comedy and then the other place had still the groove Which is you know, right they open they open like they were the village comedy club as The village comedy club is to the comic cellar they were to the wall But walk by either one of the wall or that and the line is not

Music I'm not doing it anymore. I'm trying to tell you. Okay, so what's about you? It is. Thank you, everybody. Thank you, no, no. But it's the one thing. It's after applause. But this is the one thing I'm gonna tell you, you know, I'm not exactly full of myself,

but this is true. We have an award for you. It's called the dick award. I was gonna give it to him at the beginning of the show. You almost pulled it out too quick But you know, but no one was wise. He saw the ride in a table. He's like music is dead I mean Music wasn't dead

I saw the wall we held a line seven nights a week to get in around what about the village underground The village aren't didn't have that didn't quite have the same success. It was busy But it wasn't I got out because I'm going deaf, but something happened. That's why the comedy comedy is what is comedy is what it is Don't make me that's a dumb joke How many is what it is great job? You can you go and death Comies what it is because I'm losing my hearing. Nah, all right. Brian Johnson style.

Hey, you Tancy. Did you assassinate that person at the Comies? No. Listen, you think, but between the Y and the village, on the ground, there was a drop off. You saw the writing on the wall. No, there was no writing on the wall. It's not what I saw.

I mean, maybe the writing was on the wall, but I didn't see it. Are you blind, too? I'm sorry, it's kept in the death field. I always felt. I always felt like- We got blind, you senses. If I kept doing what I was doing, especially in the wall,

you would've got AIDS. It would, it would've stayed what it was. Because we had something really great there, but you know, I didn't think I could keep doing it. Well I mean if you look at what you've done and you turned both of those rooms the karaoke room lounge and the village underground into comedy venues I mean they're fire fire fire that village underground is by far my favorite in New York you know like when I'm in there I'm like like, wow, it's something. That one pops, man. Yeah.

I mean, look, I love the seller. I don't know why. But the village underground, when you get that, that is rock and roll. Wow. It really is. It really is rock and roll. And in the corner, you can riff with them and shated them. Really?

Oh, you don't like it? I know, I love them now. I told him when I first, I mean, when we were first, he first opened it. Yeah. We're all kind of giving our two cents about that. And like, I hate the piano with the seller. I fucking hate it. I'm chubby.

I fucking boxed you. I have to win right where you are. I know. It's like, you're going back. Sorry, piano. Sorry, piano. No, no, no. He asked his white, he fucking soup off table. Oh, fuck.

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Anything could happen in her man I mean, you know, they got one at the Hollywood improv and sometimes You know Craig will come in and play and do jokes and shit and people are like, wow, you know, it's something else. Well, it is funny too because when you were putting the village underground together, and I remember we were all commenting on the stage and how big it was and then it was too big and then it was too small and it was too high, too low. But he, but the great, he did listen.

Yeah. But then all of a sudden the sound and the ceiling, I remember you would come in, you'd see no one come in. And he'd be like, and he'd shake his head, and he'd be like, this is, and he'd fucking go to somebody and somebody else and they'd be like, what? Only certain people know when something's off.

Everybody else around them, they just don't care. Or they don't acknowledge it. Even if you ask them, they'll listen with all their might and still not get it. But the person who owns it will be like, it's off. Well, and you can feel the difference even performing because the first time I even did the VU or even the seller downstairs, I was like, oh man,

the sound is better than any other club I've ever been in and they're like, yeah, idiot. No, but people musician, he's not a good guy. I've talked to other club owners about this on the road who open these clubs, and I'm like, you don't understand. They, it's a month to get and whatever they did, and he did whatever it took to make the sound right in the room acoustically.

They didn't just put a mic up with some lights in a big room with a bunch of fancy murals. They, they, they, a lot went into it, you know, these people that wrote in these rooms are 20 foot ceilings and no fucking, uh, it's the, the, the, the Latin, you go up there and the, the place is full, but it sounds like you're bombing. Yeah, these are their places that I play on the road. Like, that basically just got a mini Sam Ash barbecue set up. Yeah.

They have two shitty speakers pointed out towards the people. They've never done any tuning or anything. They play the mic and that's it. On the first comic boom in the 80s, like every bar was... Hang on one second, there was a comic boom back in the 80s. How the 80s MTV, they had videos.

MTV? Yeah, your father actually was in videos. Have them show you. What's a video? A video, it's a music video. Forget forget it don't worry about saying and everybody was doing a comedy talk yeah exactly what you're saying I'm fucking terrified right now me and you are in the same fucking way like the knees fucking wide-eyed assos like yeah but you guys are good because you're already grandfathered in to the

a club somebody like me who is playing a grandfathered Emily A. You're soon. I'm like that. Is it great grandfathered? I'm only great grandfathered. I'm fucking eight years into a comedy, but I do understand audio like no,

and when you go into a room right away, you go, this room sounds like shit. The first second you're on stage, because you're not showing up doing sound check at a club. So you walk on your first time in the club and you go, oh, this plays sucks and I got to do five shows here and now my voice is going to be trash because you can't talk over it. Yeah, and people don't understand the monitor on stage. You hearing you gives you your fuck your timing. Yeah. And if you don't

if you don't have your timings off by a second, you're trying to catch up to your own voice. Therefore, your voice will, like, I go to GFL, it's comedy festival. Where's Montreal? Sounds like some old people shit. Am I right, Gabby? This show is wild. No, he's trying, he's trying, you know, the beginning of my show where people just say a bunch of stuff and he's trying to get into the beginning intro by just saying crazy a bunch of stuff. Tell us about the monitors. From my point of view, the other thing about the monitors is that and this the comedians don't like.

I turn them down sometimes because, if they're too loud, the comedian doesn't project. Yeah. That's true too. Well, so I don't like it. I don't like it cranking. I don't like it cracking. I just need a little bit in there,

so I'm not going, you know what I mean. I need to hear myself. I need to hear myself. I don't need it to be crazy, but I need to hear myself. And it sucks because I work the cellar so much when I go on the road. I instantly know when the sounds this nobody gives a, here's a thing on the road that fucking bugs me.

There'll be a sound guy in the booth. Oh, like I'm fucking Van Halen. Like, you know, turn up the base. No, hey, put it where it is and walk away, shit. Yeah, because people notice my head just. And they start getting bored. They started just, oh, he's loud. Let me bring him down. I'm not sure what I'm saying. I'm not sure what I'm saying. I'm not sure what I'm saying. I'm not sure what I'm saying. I'm not sure what I'm saying.

I'm not sure what I'm saying. I'm not sure what I'm saying. I'm not sure what I'm saying. I'm not sure what I'm saying. I'm not sure what I'm saying. I'm not sure what I'm saying. I'm not sure what I'm saying. I'm not sure what I'm saying. I'm not sure what I'm saying. I'm not sure what I'm like, dude, Sambo, are you fucking touched? And he's like, sorry.

Well, I'm gonna do that. I did that in Atlantic City this weekend. They were like flicking the lights turning. They were like, yeah, they're changing out the young bomb. Yeah, they were changing out the young bomb. They were trying to get you on me. They were trying to get you on me.

This red light, a lot. They were changing the red light, five minutes in my act. Can you get racist, taboo offstage? Please Atlantic City loves that. Yeah. It's a projection of ourselves. You know what's funny, Bobby?

It's as the comedy store and the seller. It's so weird how they remind me exactly of each other. Like the seller is the original room at the store. OK, that's good. No, Sam. And then the village underground is the main room. Is it on the comparison A? No, no, I'm just saying as far as the care about the sound

Oneray doesn't like that. Do you know how does me take Latin? By the looks of it Brendan does We're all alive for the pendant, man. I'm a little bit of a committee, and I'm saying nothing. They might go up there. 3,000 miles away, and go, instead, it's like, but you know what I'm saying? It's two clubs that really care.

I love your ability to just go right back into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the rock and roll. That's a successful podcast. That's a successful. That's over 3,000 million dollars. Have you seen your downloads? I have. Because I'm your downloads? I am.

Because I'm creepy and I love it. Oh, good. I love it, man. Well, it is, it is, I just hope that, and I don't think it's, people keep saying that it's a bubble like it did burst back in the 90s or 80s lady, whatever the fuck that was. I don't think it's gonna burst this time. There's too much. I think it could burst in a different way though, right?

People are gonna constantly wanna be distracted, especially in, you know, time of turmoil, so they're gonna consume it, but it could just morph into a different thing. I actually- Comedy is worldwide now, and we don't realize that that happened. We just thought, you know what I'm saying? Comedy was HBO and Comedy Central, which was just us, and a little bit of Canada. You know what I thought, you know what I thought? You know what I thought, you know what I thought? You know what I thought, you know what I thought? You know what I thought, you know what I thought? You know what I thought, you know what I thought? You know what I thought, you know what I thought? You know what I thought, you know what I thought?

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You know what I thought, you know what I thought? You know what I thought, you know what I thought? You know what I thought, you know what I thought? You know what I thought, you know what I thought? You know what I thought, you know what I thought? You know what I thought, you know what I thought? You know what I thought, you know what I thought? Yeah, but what up till you if you go up there now dude. It's the fucking the world was there This crazy the world was at just for laughs. I couldn't believe it all over man. It's not I mean it's not it's not ours anymore Oh, I mean morph in the way that like I actually think if the onus is gonna be put back on live performance because Certain things are being censored on YouTube and major platforms that the on you know in person anything can be said if everything is going to be watered down and why not see it live where shit can happen. So I just think that the boom itself this kind of like you know content content content that might do something else but then live performance might actually be. I think and I might be wrong I could be

wrong. I think that it is you you're right about. It's a live But I also think that people like myself And you guys are gonna have to take these live events and and bring them on YouTube Yeah, and sell them or give them the way that way and become popular that way and build a fan phase because you're not gonna have the opportunity to go on TV Especially you calling calling Quinn. You're on the YKWD live right now. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah I got I got Dean Delrag, I got Mike Cannon, I got Noam, I got Gabby. What's your name again? Ashton. Ashton and I got what's your name? Brendan Sagalo. Brendan Sagalo. you to bring it in there, Chris. I'm gonna ask you to bring it in there, Chris. I'm gonna ask you to bring it in there, Chris.

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I'm gonna ask you to bring it in there, Chris. What? What do you know? Colin just got his name up on the wall there. Yeah, Colin. Yeah, Colin. Colin got his name up on the wall. And what did you say Colin? I saw that tweet. He said that, yeah,

Mississippi in 1993. I love that. I was on the back. Yeah. That was funny. It was funny. 93, really. Why didn't it stay?

Yeah. You were like gang. They used to literally have been in call it gang night, but everybody called it gang night in 1993. The comedy store Monday night. Mocha Monday. It was crazy. Yeah. Are these those phone calls you were talking about?

Well, I mean, we're waiting for the end of the story. Yeah. Then let me change it. Let me join your conversation. If comedy's a new rock and roll, I quit. Nothing like rock and roll. Rock and roll people are trying to be cool. Where the people that don't fit in, that's why we're funny. We're not rock stars, we're not actors, we're in the outside looking in the window with the rest of the people. We don't belong belong you don't think that fit in our suits I don't know need to get personal I'm not fit in the clothes everybody loves when they look

I am where the where the people that don't belong what about the lead singer the blues travelers I kind of disagree with you and let me explain myself before you snap i stopped biting your finger over a phone i think that uh... comedy a certain the top echelon of comedy is rock star when you mean kevin heart played fifty thousand people with a leather jacket and gloves

that's pretty rock star amy shumer did a tour in a leather outfit like a rock star Chris rock is a rock star Dave Sheppell did two comedy shows two hours one in front of a huge theater one in a club i mean that's pretty rock star that's like that's like doing a live uh... plugged in and then an unplugged version of your comedy i mean that's pretty rockstar to me if you're talking about us you know the comics that have been told even those people you just mentioned if any of them think to themselves as a rock star

i'll never talk to them again. I'm like a rock star. That's the end. That's the opposite of everything I believe in comedy. You have a red Kevin Hart's hashtags. You said you have a red Kevin Hart's hashtags then. Oh really? What a comedic rock star shit. It says comedic hashtag comedic rock star. Oh, oh, Jesus. Yeah. He really needs to be kicked in the shins. rock star shit it says comedic hashtag comedic rock star oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh But I think that in reality comedy has comedy has become kind of rock and roll with these guys You understand that to me the reason I hate that it's not funny To me rock star rock stars are funny. Yeah, rock stars are the only people that would rather be comedians than rock stars Everybody else in the world rather be a rock star including comedians right rock stars the only people that are jealous of us

I want to be funny Yeah, no I hear you. I just don't think it's you know, I think it's it's already happened Where I mean these guys are selling out 20,000 seed venues And doing a 25 city tour that's crazy flying on a g5 to do a comedy gig is rock star But that also happened with like dice, you know, all those got, Sam Kinnis and, you know, and then Eddie Murphy,

but then it also like kind of resettled itself, right? I think it did res. Is that Brandon Kaggle? No, that's my hat. How's your ventricle? It's not like classic Kaggle. That's the most wonderful thing you can say. I know I agree.

He said that it actually reset itself and it would, but I don't think back then they were, but it wasn't as many I don't think. Am I on that thing? No, no, no. My comparison was not the new rock star as far as the volume of people going to the show. It was more of the danger since there's like punk rock yeah you can't you can't text and film and all that it's one on one you don't know what the fuck's gonna happen shit could fall apart but those are the good shows

that you can't text or film it's fucking Wilkes baritone he can son and everybody else there for everybody else there. I'm the only one old enough to have seen St. Tennyson perform first at comedy clubs and then when he became a rock star and guess what? His material suffered a great deal because of when he did those shows, the rock stars, the audience was like, yeah, and he had to just swing and he was a really funny guy. Not because he was a rock star doing what the audience thought he was gonna be Who's funny because he's you know inside falling from it?

Let's let's be honest nobody nobody most of the people that go to these big arena comedy shows don't enjoy themselves No, they really don't if you ask anybody. They're like I couldn't hear I it sucked The other way to enjoy comedy is at a very small venue Maybe maybe 500 people would be the max. I mean, I did see Louis at the Forest Hills Stadium. That was fantastic. I did oddball. Did you do oddball, Bobby?

I wasn't asked. Well, that was... That was bizarre. My podcast was not big enough. That was bizarre though. It was just like you're in a giant shed. Bobby is an odd ball. You know? Classic sad classic Classic I'm really sickens me that you just gave Brian set Brendan

seconds of me that you just gave Brian set. Brendan, whatever's name is, you just gave my, you just gave my hashtag is going to use on his Instagram. Classic comedic. Classic tag. Oh, that's a good. Oh, but I did do those. We did the open Anthony virus tours. Right.

And then I did the ones with Dane that were 20,000. Oh, yeah, that were fucking crazy. I was on those things. Well, that's a lot of young girls, right? Did you feel like you were reaching everybody? Yeah, I mean, look, you went out there and killed. Did you feel like you were reaching all those young girls? He started.

Brandon's trying to get anything could happen on WaiKa company. I can explain to Colin, please. No, I just said he won't have to. Don't let me really. The beginning of the intro where everybody's saying stuff, It could happen on Wike. It could happen on Wike. It could happen on Wike. It could happen on Wike. It could happen on Wike. It could happen on Wike. It could happen on Wike. It could happen on Wike. It could happen on Wike. It could happen on Wike.

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I like this day, it was like, I'm about right now. He's fucking got it. He fell that tepidly amusing. I was like, well, I think we all did. Just stop. Hang on, we'll take it. Stop using balloons.

All right, seriously, we know what you're doing. You're trying to get Colin to go, like that word. What? Who's me, the opposite cat? It's not happening It's Chris and me and his fucking retarded cousin That's the only people to know You're not it's not happening cannon so beat it

Listen I gotta go see over there tonight, buddy. All right, bye. I better call Anyways, all right listen we get a wrap up guys. We've been doing this for a fucking long time We don't want to peter out now. Do we? Alright, listen, we gotta wrap up guys. We've been doing this for a fucking long time. We don't wanna peter out now, Dewey. Will you please shave the mustache? No, why? I like it. Nobody else does. Yeah, well, whatever, I don't care.

It's a symbol of me not giving a shit. I thought your career was that. Yeah. Oh. Everything you have to you have your hair color your Vroomish. Yeah, oh Are you redhead? No, I'm a I'm a you're a strawberry blonde You actually the first time I did

Is that on your bio Jim, is that on your bio? Yeah, strawberry. Oh, strawberry. Oh, I would say yeah. Boonsfarn color, just forget it. Yeah. Oh, shit. I like the mustache.

Okay, it's very nice. Anyways, you've done well today. Thank you. So you're very funny. Stop it. It's come on. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, I had like I got random from Craigslist. I don't know. They're not comics and I didn't. Craigslist. You know what you invented. Yeah.

I didn't invent listen. I got them from podcasts. I mean, it's a message board of sorts. So you kind of I didn't do a message board. I did a guest book. I mean, if you look in the history of it funeral, well, I did you know, when you know you research,

because you don't know about it, you should know what a guest book is. I don't know that back't know your research because you don't know about it. You should know what a guess book is. Back in the day, because you were doing rock and roll. You got to fucking drop in ludes and play in bass. I didn't play bass. You do basses for you guys. That is fucking bad.

Bass is fat guys, though. You were fat. I know, but I'm not even a moose. I'm not even a rock. Why are you wearing that fucking nine-pitches you fat-singin'. Well, that, that's fucking good. That wasn't during my band-ear. That was comedy, doing some band-shin. Oh, that was the beginning of your cock.

So you just ballooned up. I'm like the beginning. I guess, okay. I thought I was trying to be David Crosby. Just big mustache. You were a big fucking boy. Hell yeah. Remember when we met up?

You were actually thinner than, man. Really? Yeah, you lost some weight. You were talking about that. Because you were actually thinner than man really yeah you lost some weight You were talking about that because you were you were a big boy when you started comedy. Oh, I got a photo right here Did oh we got it right here no this one's this one's the best cuz I always find the fact cuz people are like you were fat I'm like, oh, yeah, here you go. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, you look like a merchant marine Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, you look like a merchant marine. Yeah, just put fat behind his name. Yeah, yeah, just put fat. That's what it is with Marin right there. Like I'll fat my faces.

Where's that fat? Dean? I always hashtag fat. Dean. I know you look like you rape little fucking sorry. I'm not gonna say that. I'm already halfway through. I pulled out of that joke. It was not funny. It was 1993 funny. Yeah, you rape little boys. Yeah, it's funny, but that's not funny. I thought it was like Dennis Hopper easy writer because I love Dennis Hopper. You know, and easy writer is like, oh, go for this. It'll be cool. and then it just never looked like I actually was more the guy the gatekeeper of the Wizard of Oz I'm glad you look great man. I didn't know hot topic had a big and toll section. Wow.

What the fuck? There we go. You were on that. That was the first one. That was so close to the show by the way. Put that on your microphone. That's called the bomb band. That goes on your microphone.

That was so close. 1950s roast joke. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I goes on your microphone. I got like that was so classic like right 1950s like roast joke

I know I appreciate That's the idea I got three of those There were just here are just firing a man. Well, that's because you came out fucking swinging this time You're not this I'm better than you go fuck yourself Ellie What's I love you, dude? I love you, dude. I love you, too, buddy.

Thanks for coming on. Let's go to your website. What are you going to come on up? Kansas City this week. Headline is going to say cancer. I got cancer. The headline in Denver comedy works next week. And then house of comedy, headline in the fall

week, some burdates. All on the website, dindalray.com. It's great, I love the purse taking out there too. Fucking guys so great, isn't great. So he's a great human dude, him, Joey Deis, man, those guys have been amazing to my career, man. Just good friends dude. And you too, man, you helped me big time.

No, what do you mean? What the hell was that? Yeah, I just left. Because he felt forced. So Bobby, you've helped me reach a sub audience and we would not necessarily get to. Now that he was like, no, you know when you get to New York, you know, it's kind of like you're starting all over, you know, and you and Keith Robinson. Well, now I'm fucking, now I don't, I take offense.

If it's Keith Robinson of our Know Your Lion. No, fucking hell, that guy's a great human. Let's stop, let's stop right there. He's not a great human. Why, you guys don't get along? Now he's one of my best friends. All right then, he's great. Jesus Christ.

I'm fucking joking. Where is it that I can't call Keith Robinson? The hunk of shit. And people don't, where the like is he had a stroke? I He just a born white He had a smaller dick. It didn't have to have somebody pills Talking about that. That was crazy. What was that? Oh podcasts aside from the shit

Yeah, that was funny as fuck. They're like, hey, you were going by agrar. I spread the chef. Yeah, that was funny. It's like, you're like, hey, you were going by aggr, I spread the rumors. Yeah, I had a bunch of rumors. I spread about them. Anyways, thanks coming on, brother. Mikey, always funny. Thanks for having me. Yeah, welcome.

Welcome to back to the show. What do you got? What's going on with you? So if this is live this week, and I'm headlining Macgoobies in Tamanium, Maryland. Good club. Yeah, yeah. I'm excited. It's my first time. The guy who runs it is a great guy. Awesome.

Nice. Yeah, great guy, great club, great crowds. That's me at the Fab like. And then the following weekend, I'm headlining the San Antonio Improv River Center. And then the weekend, or the week after that Wednesday and Thursday, I'll be headlining Uncle Vinnie's end point pleasant New Jersey. Yeah, great.

And I got more dates in October coming up. Just check out Mike Cannon County. Make sure you go. Yeah, make sure you go to Mike Cannon.com. What do you got there, little boy? I'm in I'm just in the I'm in the city all month, but I am going to Vegas at the same time you're there. So I'm gonna stop I'd say hello to you. Hey, no, can he do a guest spot more of the week we're out in Vegas? You're gonna be there. You're not pressure. Are you going to be there? You're not going. Are you going? Oh, well, then maybe you come down.

Sit down. Hang out. We'll see where you're at. OK. No, well, let's get carried away. He's going to fucking be there every fucking night now. Now we're going to have to do less time. Because fat hits his shoulder.

Maybe one show. Relax. OK. I don't want to hang out with his girlfriend, too. This is Sarah. What's your girlfriend's name? Jessica. This is Sarah. What's girlfriend's name? Jessica. Hi.

She hates all of us. All right. So there you go. What else you got? Just that. Just saying. Oh, and listen to my podcast, the stupid little podcast. I wish good by podcast.

Oh, I wish. And of course, let the be talk, of course. Well, we don't need to promote yours. It's redundant. He wants the sub-body. Yeah. No one's going to be promote yours. He wants the sob audience. No one's going to be on it. He said he would do it.

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Thanks for having me on. Now it's like, go to my show, so I can never come back on this show. Literally. Everybody in my fucking wife has one. I got one called shit dick husband. And you can also catch my live in the third bedroom show. Whatever you'd ever get,

everybody's got the fucking shab, shab, backyard, swing set, live on the swing set. It would be funny to swing set. Good again. I'll let you redo that. And you can also catch me on live on the swing set. Yeah. It's funny.

That ends up in the intro. Live swing set is in the background. Yeah, and I'm hosting your show tonight at the fat black. Yes. Anyone's coming to that? And then follow me on Instagram. All right. Awesome.

All right. Listen, let's go over mine real quick. I am definitely a fat black pussy. I get creeps with kids next Tuesday. We just added Judy Gold, which I'm fucking excited for. It's me, Chrissy D, and who else? Who else is on the fucking show? Big J.

Oh, Big J, because in Chris Christie, Judy Gold myself. Ron Bennington, I hope his daughter, he's hosting it. It's at the Village Underground. It's Tuesday night, it's eight o'clock. We all go up, we do kid material, and then we do a panel on parenting, which is the funniest part of it. Ron Bennington actually hosts it.

So it's Christopher Kidd, it will sell out. It's, uh, is Vossy on it? No, Voss it will sell out. It's Vossy on it? No, Vossy is not on it, but Vossy is on the show tonight. So anyways, and then I'm going to Toronto for just for laughs on the 29th of August. So Toronto, I'm coming back up there for one night. It's a massive show with a massive lineup. And then Thursday, the 30th, I'm gone.

I'm in Las Vegas at the Comedy Cellar at the Rio. This is the hottest comedy club. Like we said at the beginning of the show, in Vegas right now. And it's not, the locals have taken to it. It's their club. It's not this touristy horse shit. It's the Comedy Cell seller lineup in Vegas.

And if you don't believe me, the lineup I'm doing is Rich Voss, Keith Robinson, Paul Versey, myself, and Mark Cohen. That's a lineup you'd see at the seller any Friday or Saturday night. It's all killers. We're there for the week. Make sure you get your tickets now.

Or as soon as you get off the airplane in Vegas, get your tickets, because this club every week is getting more packed and more packed, it's going to be just like the comedy seller in New York City. And it is. They redid it. They got it the room. The club was there. They didn't have to do anything. Like every other club that opens in Vegas, just put up a couple things in a couple posters

and a microphone and that's it. They didn't do that. They went in and got into the fucking place and rebuilt the village on the ground the same exact way in the uh... Yeah, I just try to know exactly why would you think that? Why would you ever make a club awesome? It's even got the sign which I love in the lobby man. It's a walking app.

It's got the eyeball sign. But it's in a great spot because you think being on the strip. No, it's a little bit away. So you get the, you go and you make it night of it. It's the thing you do when you go to Vegas. Destination. You go to old Vegas, you get a hooker and you go to the comedy seller.

Oh, really? Sorry, don't do that. I want to do it when you do it, man. It'd be great. Oh, yeah. Well, this is what I love it is that the shows they're booking are, it's, we're hanging. It's comics that like each other. Yeah.

So I just, I remember just watching Joe, Mackie, Paul, Phil Hanley and Sam Morelle did the show together and they had a blast all week. Yeah. So we're, I mean. So we're gonna have a blast. I mean, granted, you know, it's fucking elderly people on my show. They take us all 30 minutes to get to the showroom. But I was there with Ricky and Jessica and it was just great. We were just fucking having a killer time. So yeah, I definitely do it too.

That'd be fun. It was pretty exciting. And comics just come down. I mean, they just hang out. Yeah. People that are in Vegas pop-eye and go on just like the comedy seller. They don't do that at the other club. So there you go. Comedy seller. Vegas. Go to Robert Kelly comedy. Robert Kelly live.com for all my dates. I'm everywhere. I'm all over. I'm laugh Boston Boston. I'm there in September. Uh, laugh Boston. I'm doing a live YKWD there too. So make sure you come out.

What's that joint Rochester? I was just there Saturday said come with Bobby Kelly the owner he came down. I was there with buries. I've ain't come with Bobby It's um more. Yeah, it's on me at the Carlson comedy at the cost. Yeah, yeah, yeah He was a cool dude great club. Yeah, great club. So yeah, I definitely we should do that. I would do that I would do it. Yeah, do it. Um Anyways, what are you laughing? do that. I'll do it. Yeah. Do it. Um, anyways, what are you laughing at? Dot, dot, I'm trying to speak through my fucking monologue into my shit. Trying to fucking make sure I promote the comedy, celavegas right.

So he doesn't throw something at me on the show. The owner is right here. Look, I, he's throwing, look how much he's enjoying the podcast. Uh, because you know what, he has his own fights. I read out show. I know. What do you got? I'm on it tonight. I'm also at the Comedy Solar Vegas next week. I am at, I know you were joking. I was at, I was at JFL with him.

You taught, you're listening to a new face, so don't just let them shit on me. I'm not. I'm not going to let these white dudes just come up here and take my, I'm not shit. I got the whole thing sticking to the room right now. No, I do I but you got the biggest clit in the room I really got open my Better better days New York tonight if you were listening better days. I don't know

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I'm the other one. What else? Zach, what do you got? Zach, the new guy. All right, guys. Thanks for listening. Go to my Patreon, become a member. Thanks for supporting me over there.

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