Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Skankfest 2021 | Joe List, Dan Soder, Luis J Gomez

Episode Date: November 22, 2021

This week YKWD is LIVE from Skankfest South in Houston Texas with the regs Joe List, Dan Soder and Luis J Gomez joining Bobby Kelly! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Skankfast how we doing? Thank you all for coming out to Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude podcast please welcome Robert Kelly. Yeah baby, we're starting the podcast right now. We're back, you know what, dude live. Welcome everybody to the show. My name is Ryan. Ryan started the social media podcast.

That's not the fact. So, I keep WWE, do podcast. I keep WWE back again. We're all starting. What's up motherfuckers? How you doing? All right? All right.

Tonight, we're going to have special guests. We're going to have Brendan Sagalo. We're going to have Dan and Joe Lewis could have made it. So we're gonna have Brandon Sagalo, hang on, let me, Chris Scopo. And we're gonna have Mike Schwarez, they're gonna fill in for them. Is that cool?

And Kelly Fistuka, we flew in from Australia. No, I'm Kelly. Fuck that, you know that. Let's give it up for the regs, everybody. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, corporate Dan, Joe List, aka the truth. And we don't know where Lewis is, so we have, we have a Puerto Rican guy feeling in for Lewis. Potter Lewis, Jay Gomez. Where the fuck is Lewis? You know where Lewis is.

Where are you ever? Where are you? Yeah! You know where Lewis is. He wants to make a fucking end. He's in the mirror with his dick out right now going to a big bright shining star. This is your festival. They wait for you.

Bobby said you were a hustler. And finally did it. Dude, if he was doing pushups that'd be on point. This is fucking idiot. How you doing, buddy? How's it going? I don't know if my mic's on. Your mic is on. This is fucking idiot. How you doing buddy? How's it going? I don't know if my mic's on.

Your mic is on. We just have more charisma than you. I can have charisma. Oh, here we go. Now it's going. Yeah. Yeah. Anel. Anel sex. This is fucking. Dude, also Bobby, way to fucking sink,

scopo, and sagalos feelings up top. I know you heard I mean that these guys these I'm sorry. Oh, you're such a corporate gun. That's what we do That's what we do. I would have loved if you flew in for stuka. I did. No, you didn't the plane crash. She was too heavy I thought she was about to show up like the state puff marshmallow, man. She's floating. Yeah. What's wrong with you?

I'm taking a photo. No, he's taking a photo. It's not where you're supposed to do, Jerry. You're supposed to look cool. Yeah. He can't look cool. I'm trying to find a seam. I can fucking say something.

Show us your cool face. Have you ever done that? Have you ever taken a photo? I can fucking say something. Show us your cool face. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Have you ever done that? Have you ever taken a photo? You're like, someone's like, look sexy, and then you do it, and then you see the photo, and you're like, I should hang myself in Times Square.

No, I've never done that. You should think about it. Yeah, but I'm not gonna. Well, you wouldn't hang yourself. You'd have to do the car. Yeah. Yeah. And you'd fuck up the plumbing for the whole building.

I think your glasses are falling. Yeah, that's just joke. Don't punch up his joke. That's fucking telling you, that's what we do. That's fucking, you know what? This is the worst, is that the, I hate that you guys have all fucking team up on new motherfuckers. That's what you fucking, that's like raccoons versus a bison.

I'm not a fucking bison You're a bison I was supposed to dock this week obviously It's like raccoons in a bison Nobody fucking knows that saying What? Raccoons in a bison I just made it up

I don't think it's an old saying Can someone go get a 40 tattooed girl with greasy hair with her titshow and so we can find Lewis? Just any method would do. That's his foghorn? Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Bobby fat dude. Rock hoods are like in houses. I know Bicens are in the badlands man

Forgot what I was like to work at this office I'm posing Better at marketing You know what where's Chris scope a fuck Louis scope oh get No, no, no, that's okay, he'll show up. Where's Chris Scopo? Woo! Also known as the back up corner back up on Bush. You're fucking Spanish, get up here.

Mexican Puerto Rican same thing. So where is it? Where you going? Hey Mike. They still like the Super Bowl hats when they win. They just put it on immediately. They look like dopes. Yeah, we're pumped.

Do the thought of just a bunch of African kids and you know what, do that? I would say the time. I mean, I got to listen to this. My first album, Steve Burns sent me a video. He was at a salvation army and they had five of my albums in. And he bought them all for 50 cents and then stepped on them. That's funny. That's funny. 50 cents? A little steep. Hey Lewis, what are you? Also, LA Comics are so good at actouts that it probably was a hilarious mashing. Lewis, what do you got? Hey Doggie. That's not bad. That's not bad

Now this is like the second ant Viv I want the first one So so that it's just weird too because we're not even looking at each other I know we know what it's like a fucking Ted dog. I'm looking at you. Yeah, but I gotta well breaking on next Dude you come you don't have that hard of time turning our head. Yeah. As soon as I said it.

I was really putting something down in my head. He got shit on his like, you know what the fuck it breathing? Real high, right? Fuck it breathing head. This is not the way I like it to go, but this is the way it goes. She's gonna,

Lewis is gonna zip line in like Sean Michaels at WrestleMania and fuck it throughout. I hope he, she, but this is the way it goes. She's gonna glue us, it's gonna zip line in, like Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania. Fuck it, throw out. I hope he comes in like, oh and heart. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Well, that looks like Walter from Big Lebowski. Right? No. Yeah, he does. Stand up and cheer around. Doesn't he a little bit?

That looks like... That's good. A little bit. That looks like somebody from a skankfest. Yeah, this looks like just a meeting of gun dealers. Yeah. Everyone's in those fucking Louis yellow glasses. Everybody has shitty tattoos.

God, dude, I hope you Jim Jones is everyone on Sunday. God, drink your cool wine! It's my new show called What's in the Cup! Louis? Louis? cup? Lewis? Lewis? Lewis? Lewis? You guys, everyone, everyone, shh.

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Lewis? Lewis? Lewis? Lewis? Lewis? Lewis? Lewis? Oh Look at much ran away did you see much run away? There's five seats Yeah Fuck you Lewis! Yeah. Fuck you Lewis! Fuck you Lewis! Fuck you Lewis!

Fuck you Lewis! Yo! Fuck you Lewis! Fuck you Lewis! Yo! Fuck you Lewis! This is offensive because these hats can't fit on my head. No hat can fit on your head.

A football helmet couldn't fit on your head. Yes, it can. An extra large. Ladies and gentlemen, the regulars have returned to the YKWB podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, we already said that 20 minutes ago. You fucking, I hate that you think you're original. What the fuck are you doing?

Of course they are. These waters suck. You can't open it without a reason on your face. It's like my dad. It just touches, it comes in your face on Halloween, 1991. What? I think you still got the Statue of Limitations on that one. I think so.

I would love to have a Statue of that. Can I, speaking of Statue of Lim limitation is Christel Leroy here. Oh, no, but I invited him. You did? I'll tell you, I invited everybody from LA and nobody. Oh, I want to know who didn't come. Yeah, I want the full invite, right?

Yeah, good name of community. I'll let you know if we have a brand new job. Yes. Good, good, good. We invited Brenna Shobby, said, no way, Jose. No way, Jose. My name is Luis. What about Anthony Jusselnick?

We did not invite Anthony Jusselnick. Cosby, we literally emailed him through his website. Did you think he was just checking it with that gray eye? Yeah. Hold the phone, I got something. Did you think he was just checking it with that gray eye? Yeah. Hold the phone, I got something. Dude, if you got Bill Cosby, that would have been fucking incredible. I know.

Well, I would have actually loved to see him do the dentist a bit. Look, look, the weekend's not over. Who knows, man? Maybe he'll have some phone while he'll be online and be like, dude, I gotta go. That was too wordy. What? It was just true. Let me ask you, why are you fucking trying to out-out-out-for-me? I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go This is a funny podcast. We're here to have fun, right? Bobby would be gasped by the time he climbed into the ring. I did. I'd suck you a dick off. I know you would.

Like you sucked my dick. I remember that. Why are you sitting over there? Why was I supposed to sit there? Yes. No, that's good. Yeah. What's up with all this sexual tension?

You guys immediately start talking about old beages? Well, two of the best sets of lips in the business. Yeah, that is true. I have better lips than low. No. No, no. No, Bobby's are better. I have better.

I have a hard, we already settled it. I have way better lips than you do. No, we're going to the ladies in the crowd. All three of them. The ones that are dragged here by their boyfriends. And we're going to do who has a better lip competition right now. Right now. Let's do it.

I'm fucking in. What am I saying, boo? If I win, you have to kiss my dead toenail. What if Lewis wins? What if you have to kiss my dead toenail? Absolutely. And I have one. Do we all have dead toenails? Do we all have dead toenails?

Do we? I'll bring you a dead toenail. Hey, I'm just going to throw this out there, Jill. I don't know if you have a dead one, but I have one I can toss into the pot. All my toenails are alive. Oh. Oh, yeah.

Dude, I want to fuck you. Put some of these hobbit feet in there. Oh my god. Dude, Samurai's ganganging up in the bathroom. Why the fuck? Check him for a ring. Why are all of his toes a weird length? Yeah.

Dude, look, they're hypnotizing you. You have a fucking monkey foot. Yeah, dude, I could pick up this water. Oh, no. This is appalling. Look at that toe. Look at that one. Like you can see.

Let me see. Let me see. That's what he's gonna have to care for. Look at the brown and then it goes to black. Bobby, please don't pop your hip out. Look at that one. Oh, it's like three. Look at that. Mine's dead on the outside and then in the middle it dies again.

How do we judge who has the most central ellipse? Minds dead on the outside and then in the middle it dies again How do we how do we judge who has the most sensual lips? I have to be the one. I see the women in the crowd But you gotta get away. I want we like you should have to kiss the stomach of a fan. No I say I say a male fan Bobby has the better lips. I mean, I put my money on my boy, LGJ. Who wants to be kissed? I'm raising hand if you want to be kissed. One. I'm not kissing one of these animals. Oh, yeah, you're gonna kiss side of me.

We got to dry off first. All right, you guys pick. You guys pick. We can pick who you're gonna kiss. Yes. Raise your hand if you want to be tested on by these lips. We got one right there. We got a woman and it's all guys. Yeah. Oh, no, you want to be tested on by these lips. We got one right there. We got a woman, and it's all guys.

Yeah. Oh no, you have to pick a dude. No, pick this hot old lady. All right, look. This fucking, this fucking coug in the front row. She's not old at all. She's so fucking cute. She's like 28 years old.

No, dude. She's not a fat fuck I really am. I have egg on my glasses from breakfast this morning. So, Mary, it's a cat-berry egg. Lewis, I'm fire. All right, ready? We're going to find one. We got one.

We got one lady. You guys are going to have to kiss something that you both are going to have to kiss for a joke. Is there any? It's gonna be three judges. No, leave your retarded. Why can't we just have the women to come out? We should have one gay guy.

No, listen. One gay guy. We should have a gay guy. First of all, we kill gay people that's getting pressed. So... Get up here. Get up here. Get up here.

Ladies and gentlemen, Tim Dylan. He's like, I want all of you to kids, man. Make out with my- You're not kids to me, I'm a fiend. Kids might start. You can give me 70,000. But, hold on, this is Junior for Contest. There's better lips and better kisser.

That is true. It's a great lips. That doesn't mean you're a good kisser. All right, that's not the problem with a judge. We're doing that one lips. You're giving up on your lips. But by, you have the way you tell if you have good lips. No, you look at them.

You look at them. I think this- I will let the fans feel them with their fingers I'm not on them It's a fucking pandemic you need you need my lips with your fans touch my lips Why don't I like like the black kid and hook. Yeah, it's like there you are Peter That's the end of That's Anthony Anderson. I appreciate it. No, it's not.

It is. The black kid is Anthony Anderson. Yeah. That's not shut up. You're not gonna look like an asshole when I say that to someone else. No, it's not. But it's pretty funny. It's actually Patrice O'Neill.

Oh. The fat black kid and hook but it was pretty funny. It's actually Patrice O'Neil. Oh. The fat blackhead in hook. That was Patrice. There was this first gig. You're a lips. You know, my lips are fucking lips. Oh, no. He's a lipser and saying, and he doesn't have a shitty mustache over his. I don't have a dirty.

I think it adds to your features. Also, the amount of... You suck, Dan. You shut up. You shut up. You shut up, your lips are fucking gay. Your lips. Your lips stink. Yeah, they're very tiny. Yeah, you have donkey lips. Donkey lips? Yeah, they're thin. They're like whatever lips. Don't bring a tiny mouth to a knife fight. I'm not insulting you. You's saying you have bad lips, I'm saying no there,

whatever, which is above that. You just have regular, straight-all, regular lips. These guys have extraordinary lips. I agree with you. But here's the problem with his lip. I got a freckle on my bottom lip, that'll make a woman. He's not a freckle.

Fucking quiver. He's not a freckle. The freckle. Her piece. The women quiver over freckles. It's a hot little freckle. It's a good one. Do you want girls notice my lip freckles. It's her piece. The women quiver over freckles. It's a good day. It's a hot little freckle. It's a good one.

Dear one, girls, notice my lip freckle. Go, but look at my lip. Come here. You know, your lips are the best. I talk about your lips every night before I go to bed. I have good lips. Great lips. No, I can't.

By around the walls, the women should decide to have a better lips. So we do a lip model off. OK. It'll all gang a women in model off. Okay, let's go. Okay, hang a women in the front. Yeah, look out. You have a piece of fucking sluts. Hell yeah.

I mean, I don't think there's sluts, I think there's fine young women that know what good lips look like. They're volunteers at a local hospital. These fucking pigs, no way. Those are pigs. They're fucking Puerto Ricans, or do they make a good one? They're not Puerto Ricans, they don't have Puerto Ricans

in fucking use, they're Mexicans. No. They don't have Puerto Ricans in fuck, they'd use them in Mexicans. Now first of all, nobody is from Texas, everyone flew to be here. Woo! Where are you from? Los Angeles, they're fucking in Mexico. Are you Puerto Ricans? What are you?

They're so Mexican. Exactly. You can tell she's Mexican. You guys came from LA, where'd you guys come from? Say? I'm telling you, I live in that energy shift. I was so fast. To like California, they're like, New Jersey, move on.

You just called the Swats ass hole, I'm a fucking stand-up. Pigs. We're part of New Jersey. I live right near New Brunswick. Oh, I'm gonna fucking try to fuck these shirts. Yeah. Did you just realize that everything you were saying was being recorded and you were on stage?

And your girlfriend is right over there. Yeah, one of them is right over there. And she's right there. No, she's damn. So what did you do? You wanted to round of applause from the four women in the audience? Five.

Really? Are you in sweetie? Yeah, could you be a little more enthusiastic? Oh, sorry, she's not fucking jacked to judge your names. Why are you fucking all over me soda? I fucking miss you. I'm not. I miss you too.

I'll fucking make out with you right now. But those lips get angry. Who has been here for the past two years? Who has been here for the past two years? Who has been here for the past two years? Who has been here for the past two years? Who has been here for the past two years? Who has been here for the past two years?

Who has been here for the past two years? Who has been here for the past two years? Who has been here for the past two years? Who has been here for the past two years? Who has been here for the past two years? Who has been here for the past two years? Who has been here now, bitch? I'm still team Lewis. What? What? Wow.

Why do you taste like a Lord of Doom cookie? That's my brand. So I say we do a lip model off. Straight out, you fuck as your lip model. Yeah, but what does that consist of? You pose it when you're looking at it, you do lip poses. I always try to do lip poses as they speak the whole time. I just noticed that.

I went, you, you, you. Yeah, you're looking at me. So what you're saying? He's giving you full LL Cool J video. Yo, I put my jacket over a puddle. So, but how are they going to know? Shouldn't we kiss him on the lips? I mean, not on the lips, on the cheek.

On the pussy. No. We kiss your pussy. It's ladies, get up here. I'm not kissing. I'm not kissing. pussy. Ladies get up here. I'm not, I'm not LA. No offense. I'm not kissing you. Brunswick pussy. Okay. Not okay. Rutgers pussy. I'm also a thanks. I say we have to kiss him on the cheek and let him feel the softness because your lips aren't as soft as mine. There's a lady in this room that can take down this entire festival. I will say that there's probably a non-measurable amount of difference in softness between our lips.

It was not measurable. Your lips are thick. You got like thick ones. Thick, Puerto Riga. Look at all the ladies getting wet as you see. They're plump. They're fucking... Look at the bunswink.

They're sliding out of their chair right now. Your lips sound good, man. Your bottom lip is too big. Your bottom stomach is too big. Whoa! Yeah, but the top one's just right. Yeah, but the top one's just right. Yeah, but the top one's just right.

Can I get a Makers on the rocks from the green room? I wish I didn't have a top stomach. From the green room, a Makers on the rocks, somebody on my staff, they're so, oh, the staff is. How much do you do for this? What do you mean me? Putting this together, because it feels like possibly you didn't actually do anything.

I do a wild amount. Really? I do a wild amount. Paco, Paco. Can you give me a maker's on the rocks in the green room? Look at Paco. Paco, Paco, Paco, Paco, Paco, Paco. I'm not even gonna say thank you.

Now. No, because some of the staff people were saying, you don't do shit. That's not true. No, I'm not gonna name names, but two people in yellow staff shirts were like Lewis. Pretty vocal about it. I mean this, and I shit you not.

I chose the color of those staff shirts. Oh, really? Yeah, really? Yeah, really? Yeah, really. wow, you're so fucking talented. You mean Staff shirts at an event yellow that's your idea? Yeah, poor leader. That's never been done in any event. Yeah, for any security guard ever.

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Sweet. Paco wouldn't got his fucking transmit up on. Hell yeah, Paco. Fucking hell yeah. Yeah, there's essentially harass all of the female staff members here, just like his gas digital. I just got her pregnant.

What? I hope that baby's father does what your father did. Get fuck you as father's dead. There he is. Or is he? Oh! Mr. Gomez is here! What if that's a surprise, guys, that's dank for this stuff?

I was kidding! I was kidding! I really lived in Santa Fe! I was kidding. Oh, thanks, dude. I like to really hand out the thank yous on individual laughs. How about this painting? That's insane. He's being a kingpin.

Did you make like Destro. Hey buddy, you know you can make me a little thinner, right? You don't have to do fucking real life. No, Bobby. Bobby, this is the paint ads 10 pounds. You got to use some paint thinner. Let's go. Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That was really scary. Did anybody notice? I think Dan's in an abusive relationship.

Lewis went to high five. Dan, I'm like this. Well, you know, Lewis, you know, the guy that shadow boxes an inch from your face all the time, he tend to flinch. Can I tell Lewis's story? Lewis and I work out at the same MMA gym. And thank you.

Oh, I heard a woman make a noise. That was fun. And Lewis go, I don't want to spar Lewis. He's a higher level than I am and he's crazy and he weighs 150 pounds more than me. So I said, he goes, no, I'll just do defense. You just throw punches and I'll block them. So I'm like, okay, we can do that.

I'm doing it for like 30 seconds and Lewis just fucking punches me in the face. And I go, what are you doing? And he goes, I gotta throw some punches. What? Joe, tell the other part of this, or it might have you threw a kick, like, you like, threw a fake kick in slow motion, and I checked it, and his dude, his, the impact was, I'm going to be kidding you was this, and it floored Joe, he fell down from the pain. I was a distance runner I have sensitive shins. If anyone's ever ran a lot of miles on cement it takes a toll on your shins but no I was upset like a bitch. It really it's on video

it's on Instagram or YouTube or something. It was literally it was this is how hard I kicked him. And I showed the instructor and I was like, can you look at this? Because I think something's on. And he was like, I don't, there's not even like, kind of a mark. It was bad.

But then you punched me when you said you wouldn't. Yeah, I'm sorry. Remember that story? Well, I mean, what happens is eventually, you know, your instincts just kick in. What instincts? To punch the ugly person. Yeah.

You instinct. Wait, does that make sense? That's pretty good, I like it. You instinct. Hey, that was fun. I got a lettuce on it. Somebody carry the show for a minute. Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe! Yeah.

It's your lighter. It's not mine. Is it really? No, it's Pacos. Oh. Paco, can I have that back? I said you had the best lips. I can use a match, because I have a match.

You're a face in my ass. LAUGHTER Bobby, are we gonna do a model off? Yeah, I'm gonna do a model off. But I think, what are we gonna do? We're just gonna show it. I think we should play the sexy, I'm a model. You know what I mean? That music?

Yeah, we like to look at model off. Yeah, we're with the catwalk, right? It worked, yeah, work our lips to the ladies. Wait a minute, do I have to get up and move? Yeah. Go see some sweaty lips. Can't we do it sitting? Holy shit, that is your plan,

that is your plan for everything. That's this third question on anything. What is it sitting? I hate you. I know. But God is our sexual tension palpable. Why can't we plant one on somebody so they can feel it? Bobby, fine.

If you really want to kiss one of these people we can do but it's weird, dude. Not kissing on the cheek. I think a body shot off of a fucking 400 pound man earlier today. Kiss him on the lit on the cheek. I think a body shot off of a fucking 400 pound man earlier today. I think we just found our solution. Who wants free shots? I'm not worried about kissing somebody's cheek.

I'm just saying, I feel like they're going to get a better gauge for you. It's better lips. And also all of the ladies on the crowd can participate in the fucking applause meter. There's an applause meter? A applause meter. A applause on the ground can participate in the fucking applause a meter. This is a applause meter. A plaza meter. A plaza. A plaza. All right, let's do it.

Whatever. I don't give a shugal first. No, you go first. You go first. I can't. I don't fucking want to do it. I don't know what the fuck you are. Walk back and.

Would you afraid? No, I'm not afraid of you. Are you afraid of my eyes? I'm not afraid of you. I'm not afraid of you. I'm not afraid of you. I'm not going first. You go first. I'm not going first you go first

Why rock paper says it me. I'm not rock Lewis look it The people have spoken Louis Work it girl. They're saying Lewis is right Bobby go first. No, they're not I want you to go I appreciate you guys go first I want you to go I appreciate you guys to go first It's over one. That's over one again. Is there any music? Do we have any mute? Can you just somebody go first? Nobody Put that bike down Lewis work it here we go You know let them see let them see it dude

Let them see let them see it dude. Oh Good good stop dude face model face model Side profile Sticking it move it, look over, yeah, show, relax fit. Now give me, I'm yelling at a cab driver. Now give me, mad at food delivery driver. The way I'm disco, all right. Now give me sexual harassment of Shannon Whoo Be fat I think we can all admit that Lewis worked it

There you said we're sitting. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! You might have just fucked up first of all. I think you might have just crushed me. Now, first of all, Bobby, you're getting all of the dude vote.

That's fine. Dude, this is the Swiss, this room of all my sex rules. Look at my lips. He just changed my lips. Woo! You made him sexy, man. Yeah, I made him sexy. Look at that. Wow. You like it, dude, aren't you? Look at legs, it was a kiss, GI Joe. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, too, don't you? Look at legs, it was a kiss, GI Joe.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Doggy. I won, baby. Deal with it. No, we got to the ladies. You go to the ladies. No, I want this one. That was men.

That was men. That was women. The most powerful demographic. 18 to 34 men. Hot men are men. That's here from just the women, the seven women here, who would prefer a man with Lewis's lips. It's amazing.

That was your girlfriend and this chick. All right, who likes the lips of Roberto? Damn, dude, damn, dude, you're about to kiss a toe All of us Kiss that toe, kiss that toe, kiss that toe, kiss that toe, kiss that toe, kiss that toe, you bring it over to me. You're the killer. Yeah. You understand, the three months of prep for this pose. No, you should crawl across the table like a dog.

Oh, like Tony could tell you, I can't hold my leg up here. I know. This bitch's gonna die if you want her to be so cursed. Bobby's gonna have shinsplints in one minute. That's what I have. Let's go. Kiss that fucking dirty brown toe now. I like that it's sitting in a cigar ash.

Oh, yeah. Kiss that toe. Kiss that toe. Kiss that toe. Kiss that toe. that toe kiss that toe It smells do guys it smells like cheese Well, you got your fucking cigar ash on the bottom The bottom of the bottom is back on that from a New York sports club. No, no. Dude, this is somehow grosser than when I watched you fake suckers dick. Here we go.

Now wait a minute now, sexy lips. You have to kiss it. Not like that. Oh. Yeah. I don't have to open mouth, essentially kiss your tongue. You have good lips if you... First off, let's go.

Let's go. I would have fucking dick it and hard. Hurry up, this is the hurt. Thanks for not putting it down the place. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

The value of Lewis's lips just went up. It reminded me of one of my ex-girlfriends. I once I have. But she is here. She's definitely one of the comedians here. I think all of your ex-girlfriends are here. Well, you have a new ex-girlfriend after that. Yeah, maybe.

You look like a sick kid right now. I just always love the show. You have that jack disease. I probably am a sick kid with, you know, COVID. All right. Sorry. I got sad. No, I like doing these panel like live shows, why can't I be a day?

Yeah, here's only during the shows that I get to see how truly terrible Joe's profile is. It's bad, I know. It's so wormy and fucking sad. It looks like a bad drawing of a head. Look at that, dude, dude. Like a new art student. Look, turn to the side. No, he's making it better. You joking now Someone who ever is good at Photoshop Earthworm Joe

I'm kidding Joe. I love you and I think you have a chin Joe I like it you can actually push your chin forward. I didn't realize that that's You can actually push your chin forward. I didn't realize that. That's good. Look at the face of our mobile bean. You're gonna pop it out. Pop it out. I tried to do that for like a year of my life.

I tried to like... Walk around like a snooty butler? Do you know I had a girlfriend that I was dating and she was like, I don't even realize you have an overbite so I showed her and then she was like, oh my god. And then she said, are you gonna look like that? Forever? Oh.

She was like, I hate it. Was this one I hated? Was this one I hated? And I was like, yeah, you hated her. And I was like, yeah, I mean, I don't know what I would do. She's like, well, what about like surgery? I swear to God, these are quotes from my girlfriend. You can get you. She's like, what about surgery?

I would love if you came in with an American dad jaw. Just fuck a giant. Somebody did, oh, and then I did. We made a film, it'll be out soon. Lewis is in it. So does not. I'm not. It's a stag movie. Don't tell him. You don't tell him what? Nothing. Wait, don't tell me what? Nothing. I think you got cut from the movie. Jones, I cut from the movie.

I didn't do the cutting. Louis got me from the movie. Louis code. Louis code. Louis code. Louis code. Louis code. Louis code.

Louis code. Louis code. Louis code. Louis code. Louis code. Louis code. Louis code. Louis code. Cove. Louis Cove. Louis Cove.

I caught. Louis Cove. I caught. Louis Cove. Yeah, I ruined his dad. Yeah. Joe. Joe.

Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe.

Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Can you give me Joe's chin? Yeah, thanks. Why don't you give me one of yours? Wait, I had a story. What was the story? Oh, we made a movie and the makeup guy the first day He went you know you can get jaw implants I meant me. Yeah, he told me it's like I had him myself

He's like they just they slip him right in. And he goes, it's just painful for like six weeks. That was the first thing he said to me. I guess that's the thing. I literally punched a window out with my bare hands in that movie. He ain't been told to me, didn't love doing that. I mean, I also punched a window in earlier

in the day for no reason. It was great. The scene was great. I saw the scene. It was the highlight of the production. You were on earlier in the day for no reason. The scene was great. I saw the scene. It was the highlight of the production. You were fucking amazing in the scene. But it might still make it. I literally hope Louis gets canceled again.

All right, calm down people. Was that too real? Do you guys know something we don't know? Is Louis standing right behind me? Jerking off. Oh my God. Don't move that. Scott loves chance and I love him for it.

It really is a chant there. This guy loves it. Chants, chants, chants, chants, ch chance, chance, chance, chance, chance, chance. Yeah, did they just say anything? Yeah. Great. Anything, anything, anything. That fucking cool eight Sunday is going to be a-

People have eight. People have eight. People have eight. Well, that's a science. You proper science. You're proper science. It's just funny. Let's just celebrate not having AIDS, you know? Joe's about to get the baby. What's that mean?

He made fun of AIDS and got in trouble for it. Who's the baby? Not the baby. What was that? What was that? Yeah, dinosaurs. Dinosaurs. I'm fucking love Joe. Nobody thought of dinosaurs' references.

Sometimes Joe bumps right up on autism. That was it. That was an insight into the mind of Joe. Joe just wanted to. He didn't have a Joe, man. He just used those lightning corrects. Speaking of dinosaurs, where's Vos? Get him out here.

I don't know where his Vos. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. Did somebody as Bonnie and Foskie come play? I don't know. Is Vos here? I still feel sad about the hat. That's skankfest. What?

We burned his hat. Remember? Yeah, but the hat was $13. We gave him $200. No, I think he was sad. I felt that felt his sadness I still feel it. Yeah, that's his career not the hat That's because his wife is way better than him as rich as rich in the building. We have a microphone No, he's nice you yeah, go can you get him? Yeah

Take it so funny if boss was just on the other side of that door waiting the whole time. Finally, you guys know when to call me in. I can't believe it. Where are you? Scopo, are you here? Yeah. It's gonna be there. Come up here, Chris.

Wait a minute, bring up Scopo. Now he's doing it early, so he's not following all that fun. I love that when Boss gets here, there won't be a mic or a secret. Hey, Scopo still have that ass on him? Yeah, he does. He's got a slow. Look at the hair. He looks like Oliver Bloom.

What's that got there? He's got the chair, Scop. Orlando Bloom. Orlando Bloom. Well, I've never seen a crowd not be excited as gangfist. I mean, unbelievable. I've never seen them like not like that's zero charisma. They actually got sat.

It's more like Chris Scopo. Sit over here, dummy. In front of the mic, you still stink. You guys want to sit in the crowd? Right. Listen to me, I can be like, hey guys, we got Cheetos. They're like Cheetos. They lose their mind.

We introduced Scopo and I heard the tattoo artist two rooms over It's just a little bit. It's not true. It definitely was true. I do like that. She's bringing Voss all the way over here And there's not gonna be a spot for them They will be told the whole of Joe. They will be yeah Well honestly guys, you could just cut me from the podcast not there will be. Well, honestly, guys, you could just cut me from the podcast. Nah-haw. Since that's what fucking Joe and his people do. Whoa. Oh, I didn't even get the joke.

I forgot that we were talking about. No, you're great on podcast. You stink at acting. No, you're awesome. Lewis was amazing. It's just, you know, that's the thing. So what are you saying? He was amazing.

Punching a window, raging on somebody. That's a stretch for him. Well, he was great at that. Bobby, you got cut from the movie. How much are you gonna dance on? Yeah, it's Jesus Christ, dude. So, let me fucking, let me, I'm trying to be going. How do you know the sad that you got cut?

I'm thinking of a way that... I told his son he was in a move. I told my son. I was in a movie I did I call James right now and tell them that I'm Joe Joe I'm gonna call James right now and I want you to tell me I want you to tell him that I am not in your movie Well you talk interrupt interrupt him having fun with Beatrice and his stepdad I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him, I talked to him You're not upscopeo, you'll never be any! You will never be any! Fuck! Who the fuck, who's Eddie? Eddie's, uh, Beatrice's boyfriend.

Oh. He, dude. And Bobby, Bobby came to my Halloween party. By the way, how great was my Halloween party? Well, I'll tell you right now, the best Halloween party ever. You put on the best one. Oh, look amazing. And me and Eddie had such a good time smoking cigars.

They, they sit in my backyard and they bond in front of me We bought so angry. We bought fucking some some Bitcoin together We talk we were laughing for like 35 minutes Yeah, good dude Be on my podcast They were talking sports and smoking cigars and I kept them peaking over the fence, me like, what was this like? I think the New York Juts are pretty damn good.

Ha-ha-ha-ha. Dude. Yeah, he's a really good guy. I like Eddie a lot. Yeah, Eddie's fine. He's no, he's awesome. He just, the fucking conversation, flows with him. Well, it's good, because that gives James a father figure.

Yeah, that's a strong, strong, strong, strong father figure. I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just saying a son needs a man in his life. Yeah. You think about throwing something at me? No, I have to. It's my drink, and I don't, yeah, yeah.

No, you're having a lot of fun. It's not the party these off the fucking charts. Unbelievable. Yeah, I mean. It was great. Yeah, I fucking scared the shit out of your son. It was pretty bad, yeah. Yeah, I only three kids are boring.

Instead of listen to his last hour. It's really good. His only hour? Oh, I'm sorry, you a fan. Did you buy it? I don't think so. Yeah, yeah, they're fucking fans of me, you dickhead All right, wait wait stop

Rich boss That was one of scopos best episode wait a scopo where you going? Go let him muscle you out like Scopo just put his head back walked away He's got to go back in scopo didn't and walked away. He's got to go back into his bottle. Scobo didn't even dry. He's got to go back into his bottle. He shows up on Sunday with an AR-15.

Wait, is this your Christmas show that you guys do? The same crew you do every Christmas? Scobo, come back up. I thought he'd be better. I think you're a normal question. You don't ask fucking normal questions. We are doing a live Christmas episode, December 15th. 15th? Yeah, it's 6th.

Yanky swap. Live at the show. Come on out. It's a nice crowd. You did well. What the fuck are you doing? What do you mean? What are my manager?

I didn't do well. This is Skankfest. They show up. They fucking support everybody. They should have seen my wife hate me. I love this man. Look it is 200 guys for every one girl. This is fucking great. I'm just saying. Why are you coming in hot? I'm not nice to you. That was not. I was being nice.

I think you're projecting. He's being very sweet right now. I was being fucking nice. I'm sorry. My podcast, I said, Lewis, put a festival together. So his girlfriend could have weekend work. It's nice work. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Why don't you give that to me for the roast you, Mark Zaka? What? Why don't you give it to me for the roast you, Rocks-Aggar? What? When are you getting roasted? There's no pit out back. There's a couple in here. There's a couple in here. Okay, then we're smoking.

Sorry. I think so. This is like what are you? They call it cabarelo or some shit. No, I meant like, not a courtesy. I feel bad. Ooh, for them? For them?

There's, they fucking drug addicts. They don't care. Yeah, what do you think that's just moon tower? Good point. Wait, what were we talking about? I had some weird stuff. I just wanna point out the sad one guy chanting we love drugs.

Shaking all. Just giving everyone elbows around him. Yeah. We love drugs, rightaking all over. Just giving everyone elbows around them. Yeah. We love drugs, right? We add joy in. Do you want to try to sound me drugs? It's like, do you buy drugs for me please?

And I was like, uh, what kind? And he goes, Molly and Coke. And I was like, no. And that's my whole story. I didn't take drugs. Whoa. You set this whole festival up for that turd. Not it. I usually, every skankfest, if you've been a skankfest in the past, and you've

seen me, I only have a ton of drugs. Like nonstop, I just fucking every drug. And then all those comedians died. Yeah, but you're go in that on stage. Aren't you physically fighting this week and though aren't you fighting somebody? Yeah, sort of. What does that mean? Well, we're doing a musical chairs boxing match on Sunday. Me and Jason Ellison, a bunch of old UFC fighters. And what happened? Go ahead, what happened? So there's six chairs and then there's, or there's six fighters and four chairs.

And then when the music stops whoever doesn't have a chair has the box each other for a minute. So me and Jason Allyson have, we have a gentleman's agreement that we're not going for the chairs. We're just going at each other on Sunday. Damn dude, Skankfest, Squid Game, dude. I like it. You remember the time you fought Keith Robertson? I think rich one. Yeah, it was in between strokes Rich wanted to fucking see layout now

Opian Anthony Kyle Central show and they had blindfolds on yeah, and they were supposed to like gave one to Keith cuz it's up in Anthony He's a soapy and Anthony. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER They both had blindfolds on, and Voss is such a little rat. He went like this and picked up his fucking blindfold and kicked Keith in the back. Oh! Voss is a real fighter.

Did you know that? No, he's not. His fucking dude, you're not. First of all, he's looking at that. Yes, he was. First of all, his jeans were so tight, his kick couldn't get up. As I hit him in the back like this. That's why I don't wear tight jeans, okay?

I'm fucking hip hop. So that's the least hip hop thing you could have said. Yeah. More like your hip hop. Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. Wordplay. Joe Joe Joe Joe Word play He's the king of word play But no, he was a real guy. He's a real guy

I used to be I was you were not You fucking were good looking everybody was Okay, I thought you said a fighter. No, I was Dude, I used to fight you was never looking. Oh fuck. Oh fuck I used to fight in what I used to get in tournaments okay Rogan you fucking the tournament rich rose. Oh, yeah, tell you now you're call me Seth Rogan get the fuck out of here. You've never thought in a tournament I used to fight in fucking Thai Kwondo tournaments all the time. That's what I'm saying. Richard fuck you up.

He broke my friend's ribs. I remember that. Caroline's Christmas party. It was a fucking squat team kid. They do fucking ghosts. Fucking pretty cool. He goes to my wife. He goes to my wife.

I want to, you know, my kids were like 17 and 15 or 18. And he goes to my wife. I want to fuck Richard's daughters. Well, two broken ribs. Boom. You know, when he, I want to fuck Richard's daughter. Well, two broken ribs. Boom. You know, when he said, I want to fuck Richard's daughter. Yeah. Really? You know, I'm not taking that out. Oh, I thought you meant, that's what you were charging him. I want to fuck your daughters. Give me two broken ribs and you're in. We got kind of old school rules here.

No, it was crazy. I kept, I was in the middle of it. I kept going. He's trying to be funny. And then I grabbed Rich's arms, trying to break it up. And that was a mistake, because I forgot about his legs. So wait a minute, Rich kicked him while you held his arms. Yeah, look at the tag team move. He did like that. And then we went back, they were the rockers. That was bad.

I just remember being at the top of the stairs of Caroline's and watching the cops come down and take out the other guy. That's how beloved Rich Voss is. The guy that got assaulted was removed. Rich assaulted a young comedian and they threw out the comedian. Is Lewis making the artist make everybody look Puerto Rican? Bobby looks fucking hot. That is sexy, Bobby.

You know what, dude? Thank you. He's using an old fucking head shot. Where's the head shot that you're using? Let me see this. It does. Oh my God, Bobby. Come on, dude.

When's the fucking last time you were riding that? He goes for first roshers, everybody. I'm right. It's me. That's me now. That's me now. Go fuck yourself. You're back, too.

You know that, right? I'm fat. You were. I was. And you always fuck yourself. You're fat too. You know that, right? I'm fat. You were. I was. And you always will be. I'm a little chunky. You'll be fat again.

I'm like fluffy right now. You'll be fat again. I'll bet you off. I'll bet you a thousand dollars right now. If I ever get another girl pregnant, I'm just letting go when becoming Bobby Kelly. I'm gonna look fun. Yeah, it's fucking awesome, dude. You look like you're so happy.

I show up, Bobby's always just sitting in the backyard, just kind of like leaning. Where on fucking baggy ass clothes? It's fucking great, dude. Bobby shows like the nice things wearing sweatpants and a fucking oversized t-shirt. Keep going. I think it's funny that Lewis thinks his Halloween party is formal. He's like, he's showing up to nice events, my backyard and Halloween party for kids. I don't take loses, but I think he's in great shape.

I'm losing a good shape right now. Lewis will fucking destroy anybody in here. I got money on him in the fight. I got money on him too against you. Yeah, I bet on Jason Ellis. This is how tough it is. Boss, you fought in tournaments? Are we just gonna skip over that?

That's what I'm saying. I gotta fucking bet that. What are you like lying hard? What's that? Was it like underground street fights? You don't hold on home slice. No, he fought. He fought Jack Johnson.

Are you the story of what Rocky was based on? Jack Johnson's a really, really old fighter. Yeah, he does a joke. What do you, what do you, are you pulling a footage? Lewis is so tough, I once kicked him in the shin, couldn't walk for a day. That's me. Us. It doesn't, because you get a photo of you wearing a gee, doesn't mean you are a fighter. This is me. Boss. It doesn't, because you get a photo of you wearing a guide doesn't mean you are a fighter.

Listen, make up. First of all, what if it's a picture of him or a video of him just ripping a guy's heart out? I'm just sorry, nude. Damn, just take a look at this picture of me. That's me in the torn, look at the black. I want you to lie. Dude, that is, that's Steve here.

Boss is the only idiot that doesn't know you. Is that a fucking, is that a serious kick or what, Lewis? That's all dude, yeah. That's such a serious kick, dude. That's so high up. I'm taking a dude's fucking head off. That's what I'm talking about. Ah!

Ah! He got loose Twitter. He got loose in his Twitter. Check, go everyone go retweet Rich Foss right now. Rich Foss, I say, I'm a day homosexual. Go retweet it. Not anything happened. He doesn't have to use that.

He's gonna get you. No, you go here. No, Joe, don't show him what he- Rich boss, you have an iPhone 2, what is that? It's got a button. It's got the button on it. When's the last time that the iPhone had a button? I just favored it.

You just favored it. Boss, let me ask you a question. Do you ever win a trophy? Yes. Yes. I fought and fucking a lot of tournament. What was the tournament called? How many tournaments?

The tournament I won a trophy in BKG and that tournament. I won a trophy in Gary Alexander's tournament. That's like, who? Who? Why did you say they won that best tournament? No one in this audience was like Gary Alexander's tournament. That's like, why did you say that? Why did you say that? That's not what it is. No one in this audience was like, Gary Alexander. Oh, okay.

Well, the fuck is Gary Alexander's enter? That's a serious mall talk, don't know. I thought in Tiger Kim's tournament, New York City, Tiger King. Not even Tiger Shaman. They just make it up so. Tiger Shaman's my fault. Lion Heeman.

I thought the crew was going to be a monster. I'm not even Tiger Shulman, they just make it up so. I'm not even Tiger Shulman, they just make it up so. I'm not even Tiger Shulman, they just make it up so. I'm not even Tiger Shulman, they just make it up so. I'm not even Tiger Shulman, they just make it up so.

I'm not even Tiger Shulman, they just make it up so. I'm not even Tiger Shulman, they just make it up so. I'm not even Tiger Shulman, they just make it up so. I'm not even Tiger Shulman, they just make it up so.

I'm not even Tiger Shulman, they just make it up so. I'm not even Tiger Shulman, they just make it up so. I'm not even Tiger Shulman, they just make it up so. I'm not even Tiger Shulman, they just make it up so. I'm not even Tiger Shulman, they just make it up so. I, I, Mother, fucker, tournament. He had a lot of karate schools. He was a big karate guy back there. Where? It was when he was a kid. It was the Gary and Alexander Youth Tournament.

Gay. That's it. That's it. Is that anything? I want to give you one of the, John, Gary and John. John. Come on.

Soft, soft chair. John, John. What are you doing? John, John. John. John. Did he, did he, what do you tweet? I'm gay. do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you words. Maybe the crowd's getting tired because I think there's been some gems a lot. Yeah, we've been telling it. This has been a great show so far. Everybody. Two-hour show. Two-hour show. Two-hour show. I'm hungry. Oh, what a go! What are the odds?

Did you delete the tweet? I hate your ring finger. Okay, I hate you. I could take my rings off. Could you do that, please? No, you can't take them off your little swollen turtle fingers. Let me wear one. Are you crazy? Why? Stop it. What are you doing?

You're showing your Rolex? How much all-in are those rings worth? Yeah, what's all-in? All-in and 500 bucks. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. The ring's a long probably. It doesn't matter what it's worth.

You know what it's worth? I like it. That's what it's worth. No, I'm just curious. What's this curious? We didn't know we were going to fucking make you sensitive. What the fuck's wrong with you? Yeah.

I know, because I know these people that it's like getting down to porpers. They don't have this kind of money. Oh, I see. What am I gonna fucking say? And like... Rich, you're dressed like a gym coach that robbed a jewelry store.

I don't think they fucking feel like peasants around you. No, are the fans skanks? Yeah, the team. It's a weird job. I want to hat. They're the skanks. Yeah, there and two skays and campers and dudes No, I just wasn't sure the terminology, but what Some guys yell out retards Might be the funniest fat gay retards. Those are a dead meat fans. Yeah, that's pretty great. I want to know, does anyone think they're

the richest skank in the room? Who? What do you do? He doesn't live with his mom, next plus one. That was a girl, right? I'm wondering if there's anyone here that makes 800K a year. No, there's some people that make fucking money. Yeah.

Raise your hand if you may. Over $200,000 a year. Raise your hand when we can't see it or the. Yeah. Raise your hand if you may. Over $200,000. Yeah, raise your hand when we can't see it or the crowd because of the lights. If you may. You may go over $200,000 to do and what? Selling devil doll. What?

What do you do? A general manager of a life science company. A what science? A what science? A what science. Abortion. Speak money. Wait, and you're a GM and you made 200,000.

Yeah, it's a life science company, not of an Applebee's. What the fuck is a life science company? They told you abortion. We sell instruments to pharmaceutical companies. To kill babies? Yeah. Oh, dude, you sick fuck. You got to see some real ass dudes.

His license plate says repo, man. Fuck. Come to fucking pull him out. What about Robert Patton? He's got to have money. She's thunder. Okay. That company does well, doesn't it?

Yeah, I'm sure. No one else makes money. Nobody else makes over $2.00. How about, how about Rubik makes $75,000 a year? Oh. Who makes $25,000 a year? Yeah. You're talking about all the people they're going to cut

richest fingers off of those rings. Yeah. Give me a ring. Give me a guy a ring. Give me a ring. Give me a fucking ring. I should have brought one of my CDs. I would have gave a CD away. Rich, what is the cheapest ring in your hand right now?

I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say this one. 1800. Yeah, no about this one. This one's probably about 1500. Hey, those pretty some of them are like 1500- I don't put a price on this shit. You literally just did. Good boy. Why do you wear so many though? Because I can't, I love them all so I can't pick

which one to wear so I wear all. I took my big one off. I have a bigger one than I took off. I don't want to really fucking stand down. I literally hope you get murdered by Houston homeless people. All right. Dude, why don't you melt the downers? Yes, Christ.

Turn it into a grill. Louis, you'd be 10-year dad. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Damn, that got real. You come for rich boss. You get under a highway karate tournament rich boss.

You think a knife scares Lewis. Yeah, that just reminds him of Christmas. Yeah. I just gave Lewis a warm feeling. Yeah, I really did. Park Park was like apple pie. Yeah, he just thought of his dad. Whoops, wow.

Wow. Yeah, he just thought of his dad Whoops wow Jesus talk about somebody he knows Burn that hat no there's one. Yeah, it's a champion hat. So, those were in targets like 15 years ago. By the way, this sweater is the nicest thing I own. How much was that? Like 70 bucks. Jesus fuck it first. Get the fuck out of here.

That iron on you can get at marshals now, that one. That's a fucking iron on. Okay, rich, what are you fucking black chick when we're in middle school? Yeah. Why you wearing a stupid fucking iron on. Okay, Richard, what are you fucking black chick when we're in middle school? Why you wearing a stupid ass iron on? You fat dumb lips? Fuck you know about middle school.

I don't like your lip fruckle. You're fucking trashing my fucking iron on. You were there the night he had a cellar, he had a champion sweater on, and somebody came over and just healed it off. Watch this name, it was so funny. Who was it? Come on, you old coot, fucking remember.

You know, you brought it up. You coot the fuck you talking about. I'm old too, I don't remember. What's this name? Jesus. He's coming in. Welcome to the later years on, you know what, dude. But you're gone. Fucking fucking you're like a shit

Shit Hey was fucking This is the last year I'm coming I'm done Oh, and what he's friend we're friends with him. He's the big podcast, or you know, the fucking New York? Yeah, who's fucking, you used to have a pie here. Oh, Chris the stuff, though. No, no, a comic. He has a pod, a pod.

Oh, yeah. He has a pod, a pod. He has a pod, a pod. He has a pod, a pod. Who the fuck is that? He has a pod, a pod, a charlotte man. Who, what is it, what is it? Oh, shults. Shults. Well, shults, oh, we had a dear to fetch, you podcast with Charlotte. Who, what is it? Oh, Shultz?

Shultz. Wow, Shultz, oh we got a dear to Fetchy and Bian. What did you say? Who pulled it off? I'm gonna Shultz pull it off. Who lost? Rich Voss, everybody give it a shot. Rich Voss.

Yeah, that's what I'm hilarious for. What an amazing producer. Wait a minute, Shultz pulled it off of Voss's shirt. Yeah, it's pulled it off the sweatshirt. That's one of the fucking funniest things ever. I want to thank Bobby Kelly for giving Bonnie and I the opportunity to do our podcast on his network. And in the last year, we've had one read, but thank you.

That's because, Bonnie, you try to, I try to give them ads all the time. You can, Bobby puts the kai Bosch on it. I don't shit you, I do not. I shit you, I do not. I'm lying, I don't fucking do that. Any more rings you could have if Bobby wasn't cock-walking you. I don't fucking kai Bosch, where you can take the podcast. Huh?

I think we just heard it. That's a transaction, we don't go on it. Yeah, you can have it. By the way, Mike Suarez, best producer in the business, gave Rich the hook at just the right time, you know? Yeah, Rich came in, dropped a couple of bombs, got out, love it. Stick around, it's not over yet. This episode of YKWD is continuing now,

exclusively on patreon.com slash rubber kelly. See you there. Max Max just started taking to jitsu but James is doing it a little bit longer. Yeah I know. But as soon as Max gets as good as James jiu jitsu it's over. Max is gonna bully James. He'll be a problem. The only thing that we have right now is the fact that James can break Max's limbs.

Because Max tries to bully James and once in a while James will just mount him to like no Yeah, and Max is like okay. I Rolled with James What I'm not kidding Really do you roll with a fucking eight-year-old? Yeah, it wasn't like we weren't fucking totally naked Not totally they're the shirts off. Yeah, why which? It was in your back. You're not supposed to roll your friend's son. Yeah, that's a fucking Spartan shit, dude. Yeah, fucking good guy. James

Love you. Yeah, it's just trust in the claim James Roman his hamstrings But try and spring over my olive rub. I let James tap me, and then he was talking shit afterwards. That he did. That he was. He was like, I just fucking choked this bitch out. How did I let you fucking talk?

First of all, how did he choke you with that chin? Did it just slip off? Oh, my God. Give it up for Joe. Dan Lewis Gomez, Chris Chomal, Mush. You guys are the best who wants a hat. Oh, shit, you guys are great. Take it easy. See you next year. Con Volotea, la región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca.

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