Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - SKANKFEST 2025 | The Regz w/ Robert Kelly, Dan Soder, Luis J. Gomez and Joe List Ep #53

Episode Date: January 2, 2026

Robert Kelly, Luis J. Gomez, Joe List, and Dan Soder are joined by Tim Dillon at Skankfest 2025 in New Orleans and show off their riffing booth, what product they’d all invent, healthy ice and BoobyBrain, having the time of their lives dancing, getting donations for the documentary, Tim Dillon not knowing ookie cookie, Rose Thorn Seed, a random slap competition, and more! Presented by YKWD and GaS Digital. LISTEN ON APPLE PODCASTS https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-regz/id1700969607 SOCIALS Robert Kelly @ykwdpodcast https://robertkellylive.com/ https://www.instagram.com/robertkellylive/ Luis J. Gomez https://luisofskanks.com/ https://www.instagram.com/gomezcomedy/ https://twitter.com/luisjgomez Joe List https://twitter.com/JoeListComedy https://www.instagram.com/joelistcomedy/ Dan Soder https://www.dansoder.com/  https://www.instagram.com/dansoder/  SPONSORS  Rocket Money Get to Your Financial Goals http://RocketMoney.com/REGZ BodyBrain Coffee Get 20% off with code REGZ http://bodybraincoffee.com Bubs Naturals Get 20% off and live longer with code REGZhttp://Bubsnaturals.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fill her up. You're listening to the Gas Digital Network. This room's too big for this podcast. This is too big, dude. This feels, it's room like we're wearing our dad's suit. Move down. Dan, move down. I don't like this. I'm coming over there.

I'm freaking out, Bob. No, Lee, I'm going to move over here. What's up, Skankfest? There's only three of us, because we wanted to give this special little boy an intro. The godfather of Skankfest. The real ass dude. himself Louis J. Gomez. Drinking in, bitch.

Get it going, you big, big. Lewis, Lewis, Lewis. Or that, or that. This is too big. What's up? Holy shit. Here we are, guys. The regs. It's not too big. Stop saying that. We should be bigger. The room. He thinks the room should do it. He thinks the room.

He thinks the road's too good. We've been murdering podcasts in this room all weekend long, guys. Am I right? We should be at the fucking Superdome. This is huge, dude. Just kidding. No, this is great. It's going to be great.

How was your nap? Oh, good. Pussy. We legitimately did not think you were going to make it back. No, no, no, no. Of course I'm making it back. If you're going to miss the regs, are you out of your mind? Can I tell you right now?

This podcast is the OGP. You can understand. but without YKWD and the regs, this grouping right here, we never would have gone on to creating the Legion of Skanks or Skank Fest or any of this other shit. In fact, thank Bobby Kelly

because he's the fucking godfather of comedy podcasting. Bobby Kelly doing it before Joe Rogan. Right, Bobby, you were saying backstage. Fuck Joe Rogan. You just said that backstage. No, I didn't. No, I didn't say that. He was like, dude, fucking fucking fucking won't. I would never say that. I love kettlebell. Fuck Joe Rogan. Bobby just wants to get a chance to go.

Fuck Joe Rogan. He said, sign me up for Skag Fight. Joe Rogan. Damn, Bobby, you're so bawdy. This was started by Robert Kelly. Bob and Kelly going up. Bobby Kelly going up. His name is Robert Kelly.

His name is. Relapse. Relapse. Look, I'm very excited. It was the last night here at Skangfest, 830. We only got a few hours left here. And this is, it's right around this time every year that I start. to get a little sad.

Why do you, is that what? No, no, no. It's because his power's fading. Don't fucking feel bad for him. I want to see your... I'm watching my kingdom crumble. I want to see your mascara run. Dougie, I got to go back to being a loser for a full year again.

That sucks so much cock, dude. Yeah. Thanks, man. What is this? I got you a gift. I got you. You got a gift from a fan. You got a gift from a fan. You already got your gift. Oh, it's got me weed. I love weed. This is the, this is the funniest thing I've seen. It's Gangfest. Dan Sodor's Voodoo Doll.

Oh, cool. That's not going to make me lose sleep tonight. Oh, very funny. I don't like the dark arts. We are in New Orleans. That's be cool. Wait, did we really sell a giant-headed Dan Stodon and Boodoole? Yeah, it costs extra money. Look at that. It is to scale. Ah, ha, ha, ha, fetal alcohol syndrome. Ha, ha, ha.

Fuck you guys. Look, this just does look like alcoholic Comic-Con. Here's the deal. Like, we're doing the reggae. We got a great show plan. I'm very excited to have everyone. We don't have anything planned. We have nothing planned.

We have nothing planned. We have no topics. We literally had a text thread. It says, do you guys want to plan anything? And then there's nothing. And four hours later it says, seriously, should we plan something? And then three hours later, it's like, anything on this? And even with that, we got a special guest.

Oh, should we bring on Matt? Yeah, I think so. I just fucking blew it. Matt Rife, everybody. Matt Rife. Come on, Matt Rife! Come on, you know what? Ladies.

For everybody listening at home, that's Matt Rife, that's Matt Rife. Matt Rife, Matt Rife, Matt Rife, Matt Rife, Matt Rife, Matt Rife, Matt Rife, Matt, Matt, And he's going to talk to all of you. I've had a horrible accident. Where's your headset, Mike? The great Tim Dillon surprises the festival. He canceled on us, made about 120 people get refunds. A very expensive refund.

You did not give any of them refunds. No, there's no refunds. Dude, I can't imagine the horror of trying to get a refund from Lewis. Dead people are paying to be at this festival. It's like the voter turned out of 2020. People who died of a stroke two months ago fully paid. Well, best seat in the house is from heaven. Has anybody died at the festival this year?

No, but I mean, at the fight. today there was probably six or seven almost deaths yeah it was bad the big heavy guys that was I will say that was it really looks like you are you dress like that normally Lewis and then Joe is like your retarded cousin that wants to be like you where he's like I'm a cowboy too I'm a cowboy too What if I go full retard for the next 90 minutes? I would love it. We should all do that.

Lewis has been doing it for three days. Three days. Lewis is too tired to fight back. No, no. I mean, I'm on time. I love you guys. I love you guys making fun of me. I love you.

No, he's on drugs. He's like, I love you guys. I'll lick your face. The worst thing that happened this weekend was Lewis, his face, walked into a bees nest. He got all stung and swollen and puffy. That's not what happened. Damn, Joe's calling him fat.

What-Wa-W-W-W-W-H-W-H! It bombed, so Soda had to add that it was a fat joke. Yeah, and the sound effect. All right, we'll help you out next time, motherfucker. I loved it. I loved it. Why are we fighting? We're not fighting.

Don't fight with each other. This is why we should have topics and direction. No, that's the fucking dude. There's no topic, dude. That's the way we do it. We just roll. Well, that's why you can't interview it. That's why these episodes are

never good well maybe if one of our producers had texted why don't we come up with a plan I'm going to said something let's just go back to the format Bobby start telling us a long story and we'll make fun of you go ahead

well this weekend we were going to do we did last week on the Reds it hasn't come out yet but we had this we have for next year for Skang There's big plans in the work for next year's Skank Fest. You're going to hear it on the episode when it comes out. Next year. But next year, at the 10th year anniversary of Skank Fest,

I'm going to be doing a riffing booth. Instead of a kissing booth, you get to riff with me. Yeah, one minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, your badge doesn't get you in. It's going to cost cold hard cash. Five bucks. Five bucks.

For one bit of riffing with Dan? You know what, hold on. Let's see if somebody will pay $5 right now, let's test it out. We want to do a prototype? Let's test out the riff booth right now. $5.5. Who's that $5? You get a minute riff.

But it's $5, no more and no less. No, this guy, hold on. This guy at the beard sucks. Dude, no, you're not going to be... I constantly catch him trying to be funny with comedians. It is the fucking worst. We hate it, dude. Yeah, just rape somebody already.

Oh, we got somebody right here. With a Niners hat? Dude, yes. And he's got a Niners hat. Step on into the riffing booth. What if he kills Dan right now? Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Give him a mic.

Are you hammered? Sit down. Sit down. This guy opened his wallet, put his thumb on his money, and then folded his wallet, put it back. You got to give Lewis to $5. He literally did take money. He gave him Lewis more money? This is straight up the comedic version of a lap dance. All right, ready?

I'm going to see you have a timer. You get a minute on the clock. Let me get my five. Lewis, get your money. You got it? Thank you very much. No, you can think about the other cash. Lewis protects his stable.

That's a good man. All right, ready. Let's riff. Nice hat. Hey. You're from the Niners? You like the Niners? The board of San Francisco.

Are you really? What part of San Francisco? This is an interview. What's that? You can't just jump into a riff, Joe. You know about that. Also, you're burning this man's time. You know what, dude, put 20 more down.

Wait, how many means do I have? Dude, Dan's not giving you a good riff right now. Put another 20 down. He'll give you those good riffs for 20, dude. Put 20. All right, we'll do another 20. Another $20, dude. Give you good riffs.

You want shit, Dan interviewing you, or you want fucking Dan Riff-Roo Dan? Better idea, a grifting booth. I'll show you. All right. You know what? I think we found out that this premise doesn't work. It works up.

We're working on, it's a bit. Good riffing. Good riffing for what? A minute? One minute. Let's set the clock, Dan. Come on, give him a character. Could you imagine if Lewis was gay?

He already is. He already is. What's your name? Logan. Logan, like Wolverine. What does that? Well, it's... Listen.

buddy, don't put rules on the riff. Dan, we're trying to get off the ground here, motherfucker. Dan, you can't do this alone, you asshole, you need us. You're right, I do need you. Could you mention if Lewis was Wolverine? And he just healed from all of his STDs.

I can imagine that. This is some good riffing. And wait, what if you were Wolverine with AIDS? If I was Wolverine with AIDS, I don't know. If I was Wolverine, I think I'd just get drunk because you're an alcoholic and you could cure all diseases, right? so he can't technically be an alcoholic. Yeah, but he, doesn't he have, like, he recovers?

This is just two nerds talking right now. They should pause so much more than $5. But one of them made Lewis $5. Ask him if he's ever gone down at Black Pussy. You ever, you ever fuck the black guy? No. Black woman, yes. Damn it.

That's our time. Thanks for everyone by the risk for us. Thank you so much. Julie. Go fucking nighters. We crushed a day. All right, so it turns out it didn't work. All right, you know what it is?

You got to try it more than once. $25. Who was next? Right over there. $25. Come on up. We thought it was going to work. No. We got to get a girl.

You've got it with girls. Get a woman. Yeah, that's always hilarious. Women. With the black fingernail polish is great. Oh, here we got somebody right here. What? What?

No. I shut it down. I shut it down. beautiful. By the way, it's the lovely... It's not going to work. It's a lovely Anna. He has fingerless gloves. It's a lovely... It's a lovely Anna from the Body Brain coffee booth

booth, everyone. What's Body Brain exactly, Lewis? Come on. No, no ads on the... Oh, sorry. The Veep Streams. Are you shutting down a free ad on this show right now? On the Veeb Streams, I feel bad. I would just really like to know more about Body Brain

coffee. Yeah. If I drink it, what will happen? I bet you'd feel pretty good, Tim. I bet I would. You'd be straight. Now this... They were turning you into a straight, man. All right, let's do it.

Let's get it. Yeah, you got to do one of those videos. You're like, this is a week of me drinking body brain coffee. This is a month. It's just you and two hoes. You're a black guy now? That's the hope. That's always been the end game with him.

That's been the end game. How is it doing the body brain coffee? It's going great, guys. Have you guys been enjoying body brain coffee here at Skangfest? It's all I drink. All right, gentlemen, let's take a quick moment and thank body brain coffee. What are you laughing about? I'm not, Dan's sad face.

Why is Danny? Why you said? Because you didn't drink your body brain today? I didn't drink. That's exactly why. I didn't have my Toshkawanga. Your body and your brain are shit right now. I was drinking body brain when my check for all these body brain ads came in.

I couldn't believe it. It's crazy. It was so jacked up. And I was like, we're making body brain milkshakes. We get paid in body brain, fellas. You're unlimited body brain for life. Isn't that enough? I haven't got money.

You're completely dialysis because all I do is take in and give information. I'm on body brain. Look, it's not just regular coffee. It is coffee that is blended with adaptogens and neutropics that support both your body and your brain. It's right in the name. It's got Ashwaganda, which supports your mood and overall your stress receptors and fucking makes you feel good. You know how hard it is to find Ashwaganda in your backyard? It is also.

Very hard. And then it's got Tonga Ali, which... That's even harder. Disasterone, a bush of testosterone naturally. When I was a young man, we had a kid moving to my neighborhood from the Japans. And his family was very Japanese. This feels like when he was explaining Dragon Ball Z to me for the first time.

I was going, I was talking. Lost last in the beginning. What do you get? It's Ashka Wanda. It's got a power orb that actually holds all of the energy from the universe. Do they turn into bigger Ashkawang? Can I ask you a question? Is it true that you get?

You saw you a Tonga Ali from Paco's blood. Come on. Yeah, they're mining Paco. Paco bleeds Tongued Ali. They suck it out of his day. They show him videos of the Philippines and pump his blood out. But it's also got Lionsmane, which is great. It actually helps you with your memory, brain function.

If you have ADD, really, really great. And then it smooths it all out with Elthenean. So if you get jittery from coffee, Eltheneen will make it a much smoother experience. It's all natural five ingredients. I have it up at the tiny house, and I had it this weekend. I know why? I woke up early and it's easy to make. The best part, he's talking

All this crazy talk, you might not know. The best part, you pour it into a hot cup of water, and it's done. A little cream, and you're done, and it tastes fantastic. So easy to bring on the road. It's also freeze-ride. People don't know, they hear instant, and they go, oh, what is that?

Freeze-dried instant coffee locks in the flavor. The whole process is fucking incredible. It's mold-free. Look up the difference between freeze-dried coffee and regular normal spray-dried instant coffee. Do us a favor. Unlock the flavor. Ooh.

Right now. That is a fucking great tagline. the flavor of body brain coffee and unlock your mind. We're gonna give you a... Fuck, I'm on fire. Guys, go to bodybrink coffee.com right now and use the promo code regs 20, R-E-G-Z-20 for 20% off this holiday season. We got you covered.

Go grab some coffee right now. Try it. Give it a fucking like. If you can buy it on Amazon, too, if you buy it on Amazon, if you like it, give us a review. Can you make body-brank cookies for this child? I would love that. We actually almost had them at Skank Fest.

No, you did. Because we had a baker and they were going to bake the Tongue-O-L-Lie-N-Lines-Mean into the cookies into a body brain cookie. I have a great idea for Skyefuss next year. All right, tell me after the ads. All right, we're back. All right. I think he is not, we're back.

It's, let's get back to the show. No, we're back. Because then it cuts. You say we're back, and then it cuts back to the show. Yeah, we're back in. That's Tony's tap water. Do you try Tony's tap water? Lewis.

Oh, no, I have it. This is Tony Hinchclips water. It's real, oh, I have. It's not good. It's not, it doesn't, it doesn't taste good. It's really bad. Sorry. Tim, when are you going to come over the product?

What product would you do? That's a good question. A barbecue sauce made of cum. Something like that. Innovative. Something like that. No one's explored that space. Body brain.

Body brain cum sauce. Come barbecue. That's right. What about you, Dan? If you had to do a product, What would it be? Because this is the future. How did you decide on coffee?

How did you decide on coffee? Well, I was trying to boost my testosterone naturally, so I was sort of taking supplements, and then I was like, you know what, there's probably a better delivery system. What do I drink every morning? Coffee. And you met a guy in an alley?

No. What had said. Is he really telling us how he came up, you came up with, I checked out for one second, and I come back and you go, the idea came to me on a foggy morning. Now, does it boosts you, does it really boost your testosterone?

It naturally bush your test. Now, what happens if women drink it? They grow, they're big old dicks. They're clint gross in the size of a thumb. DeRosa, get some body brain coffee. Stat. That's what he roofies his dates with? Now that's Riffing.

We're just, we're cooking now, boys. We're just warm. coming up. It's all this getting hot. Bobby, what would be your product if you had to want your product? I would come up with healthy ice. What?

No, they're doing a healthy job. They're getting everybody out of here. Good idea. I don't know, dude. I've been it since Thursday. I don't fucking have any ideas. I got nothing left. Yeah, dude. You want me to come up with a fucking product? It really is fun showing up on Sunday. It's like the end of the gang bang.

Yeah. Everyone's tired and sore, and they're like, hey, and we're like, yeah. I'm like, hey, Dan, can you wipe this come off my back. Joe is legitimately dressed like he lost his mind. Will you stand up? I know you're a director this weekend, but this just looks like you're

schizophrenic. Thank you. Fucking liars. God, you really are throwing heat, huh? It's chilly in here. Yeah. His dick's not that big. Joe's got a nice piece.

I've seen it, dude. Every time I called him for a year he would do FaceTime and we'd be talking for like an hour and then he'd slowly at the end of the conversation would pan down and his cock was out

the whole time. It's a good bit. It's a great bit. It's a good bit in the 90s and I'm still doing it now. Yeah, but it's not a good bit when I'm sitting on the couch next to my wife.

I do it to her too. What? Is that Tony right there? No, that's not Tony. It's just... I thought it was a guy in a cowboy hat. I thought it was him.

It's a gay guy dressed like a cow. Is that Tony? Yeah, you guys, you know, you can't tap out of riffing on the regs. I was like, oh, so what would you do, Bobby? You're like, dude, I don't know. Fucking move on.

Just fucking say something. Try. I said, I said ice. He said healthy ice. Remember that? Remember when he said healthy water? Yeah, it's a good idea. We are trying, Lewis.

We're tired. Yeah. He goes, I don't know, dude. I'd sell fucking, like, mint fog. All right, how's this? I'll tell you what I'd do. Ready? I would do ice made of coffee that has testosterone.

Whoa. With the side of... So, you know, when you get iced coffee and the ice melts and it makes the coffee water? My ice cubes are made of healthy coffee with Ascagushi. Sounds like a lawsuit. It's coming. Well, you know, they tried to put a competitor, competing

natural testosterone booster on the regs as an advertiser. We did not. I tell you, Bobby, why are you feeling guilty? You fucking asshole. I'm talking about the ad company that you're probably a partner with behind the scenes. It's doing with Gas Digital. Now, this is what it's like every time.

Bobby's company is called booby-brain coffee. Go! Go! Joe! Joe! Joe! Thank you. I feel like we're in the 11th round of a prize.

I'm like in the corner. I'm like, Joe's dressed like he's all genres of music. Oh, that ball. No, no, no, no. We don't have the bomb Banda, but... Where is the bomb Dan? Why don't we have the bomb ban at? It's Gangfest.

We need something. We need a bomb top for that one. There was like 700 people just standing. No, I know. We'll do. That guy who came up and bombed rifting, we'll throw him at each other if we bombed. You don't get back up, or you could get off at him on the second round. He was good. Yeah. I thought he did great. I thought that was a good interview, Dan.

We learned a lot about that, gentleman. I'm starting to learn. So the riffing booth all day, people would just riff? No, I think we're shutting it down. No, you're going to do like, he's going to do it. I think we're going to go back to concept. $5 a minute, hold on. How many minutes are in an hour?

60 minutes in an hour. That's good. Five times 60, I got this. Lose, man. Five times 60, hold on. $300. $300. $300.

$300. $300. Somebody with money figured it out. So then there's 24 hours in a day. Hold on, 24 times 300. I got this. 20 times 300 is $6,000. Hold on, hold on.

I got this. Yeah. Four times 300 is 1,200. By the way, $2,200. It's good broad-dust. $7,200 a day, Dan. He did that so much faster. Who did?

He just, like, two minutes ago went, that's $7,200. That's our investor. Oh, that's our investor. The investors is here, our angel investor. Sorry, you're prepared to tell me how much you've invested for this? Dan, that's a boss move to sit front row on one of the last shows on the last day. That's the most gangster thing I've ever seen.

He just sits middle and he goes, this one I'm investing in? Yeah. He's sitting there, and he does. He doesn't look happy. No. All week. I haven't seen... He doesn't look happy at all.

He's like, he's like, I'd like to give you a large sum of money to make a documentary. I have not seen him smirk in three days. He's like this. What else do you invest in besides this? Your family, okay.

Well, that's, we'll start to suffer. You're gonna have to make a choice very soon. Sarah, how much... Can you tell me how much you invest in? Give me a ballpark figure. Come on. $200. No.

Not $200,000. There's no way you invests in $100,000. If you invests in $100,000, I'm going to call your wife right now. Did you really invest $100,000? No, he has no socks. He doesn't have $100,000. It would be what is considered a substantial amount of money for a lot of people. It's considered a substantial amount of money for money.

$50,000, sir. You're close. I'm close. $50,000 toward the Skangfest documentary. 20,000, really, though, right? Yeah, 30, 30. We're going to need money to get us home, Tim. And Bobby just invested, Tim?

Yeah. You want to commit to some cash? Not right now? It's a hell of the film. I will talk to Joe Rogan. We will get the accountants together. And, no, I'll do it. I'll invest.

All right. Hey, but how much, hold on, how much will you invest in the Skankfest documentary that Joe List is directing and producing? I invested in $20,000. Give me your exact number. If you invest, you dilute my investment. Yeah. Yeah, that's what we're going to do. Your investment is about $30,000?

Lewis is $3,000. Can you just say the number? 40? Just tell the number, sir. 40,000. We'll say that. We'll, okay. So $40,000.

Now, up next, a time share in Orlando. What an exciting opportunity we brought you here today. Dan, this is not the time to riff. Tim's about to give us money. I need my booth back. This is what happens when you make the riff homeless. So, Tim, how much will you contribute towards Skangfest, the movie,

producing, directed by The Great Joe List? Oh, is this legally binding, if I say it? Absolutely, no. We expect you to follow through, Tim. I will. How about this? $15,000. That's in the room.

You did that in the room. That's big. It's a little less than Bobby game, but we will take it. $15,000. I gave a little more. No, Bobby, did you really get money? Yeah. Yeah, he did.

And he can do the same. He convinced that genome to invest money. They love their shekels. Impossible. I don't believe it. Boss is around here somewhere. How are we going to get the money out? What do you mean?

Like, you know, the investment. The movie's going to premiere. All these people are going to go see it and buy it? If everyone here buys the movie, it's going to be $300. We will make our money back. We'll be in the red or the black. What's the good one? The black is good.

Black is good? Not this festival. Black is good. I know it's weird. No, we're going to make money. Sir, you're going to get good capital. I don't really know things. Sir, you heard it right here from the Galactic Cowboy.

Sir, you are never getting your investment back, just so you know. I promise you get it back. No one gives money expecting to get it back. I love that. That's true. So, Tim, you're committed to $15,000. 15? 15?

Yeah, you said 15. When did I say 15? He said 15 a couple minutes ago, bro. They also said it was legally binding. My producer's upstairs. She'll take down all your info. Yep, there we go. That's what we always do.

Just hit a fucking tripod. I absolutely will give 15,000. Thank you, Tim. And I get a little editorial control? Joe. Sure. You get final cut for 15. I bet you we can get somebody else

to give more than this pussy up front right now Don't call the fucking guy of Louis this is the only investor in the film I'm not giving you any money What are you mentally ill This is the only real money we're ever going to see I'm getting on a plane in 20 minutes Get the hell out of here

What are you mentally ill? Don't yell at him $15,000 No I'm kidding of course Of course It's on the way. It's good. It's all good. Is Shane's still here? I bet we could shake him down a little bit. I think he's gone. Ah, damn.

Is that what you do on the last day? You just shake everyone down for your fucking film? Who else we got here? My crew is furious. I'm paying them in Ziti. Tim, we're really happy to have you here at Skangfest. It's the best festival in the country. Thank you very much. It's the best. It's the best.

Yeah, you've missed a lot of crazy stuff so far this weekend. I know. But what do you think of New Orleans is a city? well I like it a lot it's very diverse and that's great I like you know I love New Orleans

the food's good the food's heavy yeah food was fucking I went to cafe floor Delea oh my fucking God yeah baby best breakfast I've had what did you have

I had the grits the best grits I've ever had in my entire life yeah and then I the best food city maybe in the country is New Orleans you think so

maybe I would listen to Tim August It's one of them It's one of them Tim knows is shit And shootings So that's cool That actually makes the food better

Yeah Life is precious Is this the murder capital of the country No No no no Not no Whatever stage I'm on

Is the murder capital of the country I've changed I hated it at first, but then I loved it. This weekend changed me, man. I think a lot of, I think a big thing that happens here is people are drugged. I'm reading a lot. You should not be saying that with a black American cowboy hat and eyeliner on. Well, no, I think you go to a bar and then you take a sip of your drink,

and then you wake up and you're completely robbed. Like, they took all your shit. It's a regular thing that I'm hearing about New Orleans. Does that sound fun? They said there's been a huge spike of it since, Thursday. Bobby, what's been your favorite thing so far with the festival? Oh, let's do Rosed Thorn

Seed, the festival. Point guard. But that's about to come up in like three weeks. Yeah, but this is of the festival, not the year. But then we've got to do it again at the Christmas show. Shut up, you fucking dorks. All right, fine, we won't. Don't do it.

Let's do the riffing booth. That was hilarious. That is my thorn I really like when Dan asked a guy his name That was fucking hilarious Your movie's gonna fucking blow Yeah because you're in it blowhead Damn you really were ready for that one I'm sorry about that one and I'm sorry about that

Joe were fucking going at Dan I've never seen this I didn't mean to call you a blowhead That was really that was really I've called for it we'll edit that too Sorry I said your movie's gonna suck ass Dan, what's your rose thorn seed of the festival? That's a great. That is a great idea. Maybe that about the new tradition. Instead of at the Christmas show, we do it at the Skangfest. What are we going to do with the Christmas show?

Suck each other off. I've been waiting for a lemon party. I think we should play Uki Cookie at this year's You Know What, Dude, Christmas. Tim, you're in. I'm in. I'm doing it. I'll do it. If you're a fat gay guy, Oaky Cookie is heaven. Ookie Cookie.

I don't even know what it is, but it's... I'm in from the... You don't know Ooki Cookie? I don't know what Oaky Cook is, but from the title I'm... You've had them. Yeah. Oaky Cookie, you get a cookie. Everyone jerks off around the cookie.

Last one to come eats the cookie. Yes, they all jerk off armed with the cookie. So it's covered in your friends come. That's the Reader's Digest version. 40,000. Uh... I'll do it. I'll eat a cum cookie.

That's your new product. Yeah, that's my... We did it. We got it. That's the product. A cup cookie that lowers your testosterone. And what pairs better with testosterone than cum cookie?

Nothing. Can somebody whip up a cum cook? Sir, you're going to the bathroom. Bring back a cum cookie. Wait, not his cum. Jesus Christ. Come on. Bring back a whole handful of cums, sir.

Yeah. Enough for all of us to enjoy. Yeah. And a cookie. You know, I... Steeler's choice. I bet you we can sell cum cookies. At this festival, yes.

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I don't know man I wasn't prepared none of us were well let's have this have oh my god we'll have to come up with something when we weren't prepared also known as a podcast you know Joe I'm just to say it, that hat makes you a real asshole. It's true. Blame Lewis. I'm excited to be back in New York City when he's not wearing that stupid fucking hat. I have my friend back.

This is coming with me, baby. This is the new me. You've got to be used to it. I left my wife and kids. I added a kid to the sentence. I don't even know who the second kid is. You took a kid just to leave it? Just multiple kids I've left. What's your...

We're going to Thorne first. My thorn is the riffing booth, obviously. Yeah. Ditto. Really, really a good idea while we were joking around about it. Horrible in practice. So we move forward. Bobby, what's your thorn? No, you're going to do the whole fucking...

No, no, you go one... You go thorn all over through, that rose all the way through. My thorn is the walk from the hotel to this fucking venue. Oh, it's right down the street. And it's just a bunch of fat people with plant the fasciitis. it's fucking nuts you should have you have one shuttle goes every hour

it's filled up with a bunch of people and then you're gonna I'll just walk and then it's it's too close for an Uber and it's too fucking far to walk you should get us ain't that life Bobby get me you should have Skankfest little scooter lock You sound like a grandfather who's losing his mind right now I remember when it wasn't so far Who's walked back to the hotel late at night from here?

How much does it suck? And who had a real sexy time doing it? Exactly. You're overruled. Who had to fucking muster up the strength to make that last fucking 100 yards? Yeah, exactly. Damn, Lewis, you just got got...

I'm sorry, we'll build the hotel on premises. Thank you. That's great. Fucking yes. Yes. Skanks Hotel. Why don't you get that murder factor? down the street and make that the new hotel. Fucking frightening. You pull up. They're going to kill us.

Murder factory, my nickname on the road. I'm telling you it's that fucking hat is in its brain. Newbie. Tim, you've only been here for 42 minutes, but what has been your thorn so far? Well, my thorn is that I just lost $15,000. It seems to be a questionable investment. I also think I'm too fat for the Gravitron. I didn't love that.

That was kind of a wake-up call. Tim is all formed. When a carny looks at you and sizes you up to see if there's a good chance you're going to die on the Gravitron, and I'm smoking a cigarette and eating a taco, and I said, when does this go? and he goes, oh, I don't know. Damn, that really...

That's a little bit of a thorn. It's a wake-up call. It's a look in the mirror. And then I went over to that fucking Ferris wheel, and then the guy just walked away. So... The guy walked, there's people on it. He saw me coming and went,

oh, okay, and walked away. So I'm trying to find a ride. I can go on. That was tough. But I like that you can smoke here. That is pretty cool. We haven't gotten to Rose yet. Yeah, hold on.

Lewis, does anybody got a blunt I could have? Lewis, what is your, what is your thorn? My thorn right now, thank you right now. This guy, is somebody lit? It's her, yes. So you're giving me a mostly smoked joint. A mostly, so get the fuck off the studio.

Dude, it's crazy. You guys can't see it. You guys can't see it. He jumped on stage and. started talking and smoke started coming out of his mouth, which means he was hitting it like over there. I asked for a blunt. Thank you.

Thank you very much. Show a little respect. Everyone in this crowd has drugs. Whoa. What's that? Whoa. Oh my God. Where was she?

There we go. She's not really here, Bobby. You're hallucinating. What? Bobby. It's your AI girlfriend. It's not real. Yeah, that's your AI girlfriend.

Come to life. She's got a funky name, right? Tab Thutthah. Tusha. Tusha. Skangfest Royalty. Been here three, four years in Florida. That is so funny. Joe takes off with Tusha

with his new hat. I'm a director now, baby. Me and Tusha are going to go along the coast for a couple weeks. I had a deep cut Whitney Houston reference bomb yesterday. I said,

Tusha can't speak. Why would you do it again? There's the lyric, too shy can't speak. No, I got it. No, you didn't. It's dumb. Damn, you just, you stay bombing with that. This hat is a problem.

I told you. By the way, you can't get a bomb dana when you're telling someone about a bomb. I'm saying, listen to this bomb I had. No, but you tried it again. No, I wanted to say, whoa, isn't this fucking bad? I wasn't like, hey, this is going to hit this time. I'm sacrificing myself for the good of the program.

My thorn is Joe list. I will say, and I because I love you and I love the documentary, it is a little bit of a thorn because we're so used to be behind the scenes just being fucking savages and animals, and now there's cameras all over the place, and it's like, you know,

we've got to fucking be on it all times instead of just... Yeah, my camera is the only cameras here. There's a fucking camera built into the floor that doesn't Look at that guy. That guy's not my guy. There's 7,500,000 people shooting. What are you talking about?

Yeah, but your guys is always in my face. Oh, shut up. You cried the first day, you fucking homo. Cried? Five minutes in. We're in. Now we're in. He's like, and the fans just love me so much.

Lewis is gay. Lewis is gay. Lewis is gay. Lewis is gay. Joe, why are you saying it like it was that? That's not what I said. What did you say? I was talking about how, uh...

Oh, this is going to cry. Oh, you knew, he did it suck. I'm just the way he opened, he goes, I, uh, I was talking about how when I watched almost famous in the scene where the dude jumps off the roof because he goes back to the kid, the kid's house to party with them and take this with them. And I was like, that was like an inspiration for who I wanted to be as an entertainer. And we fucking party with everyone, and that's what this is. So you want your...

It was a beautiful... It was a beautiful moment. I cried because I loved the fans and I loved being one of them. And I am a golden god. I am a golden god. Did the guy in that movie sell coffee too? He goes, I write these songs,

but then I also have this idea for coffee that can increase your testosterone. Fuckin me. child what's your thorn that fucking speech you just gave about how you hate my movie no I love your movie I'm kidding dude what's the movie called

I'd like I'd rather not say because I've told a couple people in there like this that's fucking sucks yeah you're gonna say I know what you're doing I swear I fucking we're friends for a long time

you get me to say it and then you say it no I wouldn't do it Lewis is a fad Louis is a fad That's actually not bad. It is great. It's a working title.

In fact, 20,000. You're committed. 20K. 20K. That's legally binding. My thorn is that it's not long enough. I wish we had more time here. I want to have throat cancer by the end of the week.

It's so funny, usually at the end of Skank Fest, I'm so tired and I'm ready to go home. This is the first year where I'm like, I wish we had another two or three days. I really did. Let's fucking do it! We can just stay. Lewis, I do have to say this year, New Orleans, this venue, fucking rules. Now, yes.

Martin Gras World opening their arms to the skanks. This guy wants to give you something. This guy wants to give you something. Oh, a joint. Thank you, sir. Oh, my God, he has a camera. Are you okay, Lewis? Nice, girl.

Oh, ooh. Come on, redeem yourself. Climb up here. Come up here. Redeem yourself. That was a terrible talk. Good job. Thank you, sir.

You're a good man. Thank you. Broken ankle. You just here, boom. Oh! No, my thorn, I have to be honest, it's very difficult to come up with a thorn. I've had the fucking time of my life.

Now I have the time of my life. Everybody better be at the goddamn comedy gym tonight. Why did you interrupt everyone? fucking bursting into that sun. That's Thorne. The whole crowd started singing dirty dancing. That was so natural. They started doing it naturally and you shut it down. All right, take

two. No. Now I've... No. And also the naked at 10 o'clock is going to be sick. Really cool. Joe's got to connect you with the people. Josh is so mad right now. It's the true.

And I hold it all to you. Joe, let me You do that run, then you pick me up. You got it. Let's go. I'm genuinely excited. Go all the way down in the road. Wait, Louis.

Go all the way down there. Lewis, you're picking Joe up. Because you're... Joe, you pick Lewis out. Lewis, no offense. You're a chancasaurus Rex. Yeah. You think, girl.

That I want thing, I can't end up. Can we play that song? Hold, hold on, hold on. Play that song. Not legally. Look at Joe. Look at Joe. Joe's gone.

Joe looks like a crazy cracket. I hope this is the end of Joe's movie. He fucking snapped. Wait, not yet, Joe. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm it down, you queef. Jesus Christ, he's ready. Guys, when Joe eventually...

How big is this fucking room? Holy shit. When Joe goes schizophrenic eventually, this will be the outfit he wears. Joe runs like a new person. born deer. I've never seen knees knock into each other when they run. You got draft knees, you

sick. You look like Gump without the braces. Oh, I thought it was it, dude. Louis, I'm not going to lot. I mean, guys, it's... We're just going to sing it. Do you want me to play it on my phone? New Puerto Rican, you'll love that. Let's sing it. Yeah. Yeah.

This is going to go horrible. What's the point? At what point does he run to me? It's the end of the song. Come on everyone. This is going to go so bad. This is going to go so bad. Here we go.

Oh! Joe's got moved! You guys have to have sex. Lewis would tell her about the fuck. Get it, girls. Here it comes, whoa! You better put that mic down, Lewis. Lewis, you're not going to be able to do that holding that mic.

Louis, put the mic in your pocket. Lewis, put the mic down. He's got to do it now. Woo! Go, go, go. Boo! Go, go. Oh, it was like a good.

Oh, it was like a... They look like a... They look like a toddler They look like a toddler jumping into their parents' arms. That was like a little kid meeting you on the driveway. It's so funny to do that and come back and Tim's just on his phone. I was filming! Tim's next thing as agent.

Just get me out of here. No matter what I say next year, do not let me come to this problem. No, I said to 11,000. I was trying to get someone to force them to let me on the Gravitron. Just remember. How you doing? I'm out of shape. Honestly, you could have done it, but I was too afraid to put my legs up.

I didn't trust you. I have a son. Joe. Get somebody else that doesn't have a kid. Tusha. I need to... Tusha. That's brilliant.

Tusha is like, no, I'm good. Tusha can't speak. I hate it. I hate every time you try something with it. You want to impress us, do it with Tim. That's true. That's a good point. If you do it with me,

that's a right. real show and the end of this documentary and maybe the end of a few people's lives. No. I think Lewis is going to be... How sad is it going to be when Zach Amico's giving the fucking eulogy at Pete Lewis's funeral? Zach just goes, I wish they took care of themselves a little better. Tim Noam, the only guest

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It's like you're just around everybody, the little fun, fake village on the inside. And they told us we could go to 3 a.m. today. No, no. No, they didn't. The city of New Orleans. No, they did not say that.

They actually said if you go one minute over 2 a.m., we will shut everything down. They really did the other night. The guns come out. Who's doing the jam? I know Big J is, I'm going to do it. You're doing it? First time.

Really? First time. Why are you going to miss that? First time. What are you saying? What are you going to sing? Oh, you'll see. Ooh.

Very excited. If you have the guy named comedy. When Joe tells us the name of the movie, I'll tell you my song. Tim's doing weird owls. out. All right, now it's $6,000. It just went down to

$6,000. I do. I wish we had like, I wish we had a thermometer to go up and down with Joe's movie money. So yeah, the venue is incredible. We love this. Here's the thing and I really mean this. I speak to everybody. I ask everybody when I meet them. I ask them people online, I ask the comedians.

Is this true, guys? There's not but there's not a single person that has told me that they prefer Vegas over New Orleans. Everybody prefers New Orleans. So much better. It's gonna be very hard to not come back to New Orleans next year. It really is.

No, it's a great venue. What's your rose, Bobby? What the fuck is it? The manfalado. The muffalata. Malfiletta. That fucking goddamn sandwich knocked my dick off. Amazing.

The food here, on paper, the muffletta sounds like shit, and then you eat it, you're like, that's the best sandwich you've ever had. It's amazing. Tell me it, what is this? It's lunch meat and olives. It's like a salami with some type of sauce on it, and the bread is the shit. I would say the food at this skank fest is the best food you've had since we started. Yes.

Because last year, you know, you had like little snacks and shit. This year, you got this inside place with the manfalados, the pork. Stop steak. Manful Lottos. Muffolette. Muffolette. I'm sorry. I just had it for the first time fucking 20 minutes ago.

I didn't know. The mulatto. Is it Italian? It's a sandwich. Why'd you do this? I had it in an Uber on the way here. You had a fucking sandwich in an Uber? It was a long right.

You just said yourself, the Walk sucks. Yeah, but the Uber... The Walk sucks. The Uber's fucking four minutes. And I ate a sandwich in three of them. So your rose is the sandwich you had 20 minutes ago Fuck, it's so good, man Usually the food at Skagfest is kind of, you know, it's good, whatever

This year it's the shit All right. Tim, what is your rose here at Skangfest? Uh, the good, the good thing? The best thing. The best thing for far. To be honest, I never read Lewis's book, and I was always curious about it.

As soon as Lewis said he was writing a book, I was very confused. And now that I read it, I'm less confused. And I think that podcast I was lucky to be a part of was one of the great things ever. Yeah. That was one of the best podcasts ever. And I mean, we've been podcasting for a long time. That might be my favorite podcast. I didn't say anything.

I just let you guys tear into my most vulnerable work yet. Get the book. By the way. Buy the book. Get the fucking book. You don't need the book. We have the movie. Get the book. It's unbelievable how shit it is. You think you know the kind of bad it is.

You have no fucking idea. How bad this is. You get to see what Lewis's idea of writing is. Yeah. It's crazy. it's such a meaningless life to write about it's like any kind of like art

that like an Anne Frank would do or like it's like sad but then also you're like this comes from a weird place most of it is about parkways and how long it takes to get from New York to New Jersey that's half the fucking book he's like 9-11

happened but then the Palisades had real traffic and then I couldn't go to the GW Bridge my mother died a heroin. The HOV lane really opened up the sawmill. Honestly. What the fuck? It's unbelievable.

It's like navigation wrote a book with a heroin addict mother. Buy it. Get the book. Don't forget the turtles. The turtles. The turtles. Who was there for the knives and spoons reading?

Anybody? Was that not an incredible podcast? That was so good. The most skankfest thing is going. Hey, guys, how great was another podcast? The one that's not currently this one. John, what's your rose? It's very difficult.

The YKWD was insane. Yeah, that was a good one. I know it can't top the book one. No, that was a good one. That was great. goddamn comedy jam last night was fucking insane. It's all been great. I think actually honestly though, my honest answer is, you know, we're making this documentary

and I was talking to the people and I was like, a doc, you don't you only be good if the subject is giving you something? I was worried because, you know, you're busy and all this stuff. And Lewis has been fucking unbelievable giving us access and being vulnerable and crying like a fucking girl. And it's just beautiful. And I feel like I've learned a lot about you, buddy, and I love you. What did you learn about me?

Well, you don't have to, don't fucking make it weird. I want to know the number one thing you learned about me that you didn't know. That you're just a beautiful... Farts are the fucking god of comedy. No, you want to know... No, you want to know something? I was talking to Patrick who's been following you around

as my producer and director for time. He's like everything. Did he kiss Lewis on the mouth too? Yeah. He's amazing. But he had a great moment where one of you fucking psychopaths some drug out of it

came up and was like, Louis, I fucking love the fucking blah. And it just made no sense whatsoever. And then he walked away. And Patrick was like, does that ever bother you? And Lewis is like, no, man, my fans are just different. They're all just kind of... And you said like this really beautiful thing.

about. And I think a lot of people would be like, I fucking, these drunk idiots fucking keep bothering me. But Lewis was like, it was like, as he said, it's like he's running an insane asylum. And he was like, I love all these people. And it was really, it's really sweet. You're one of the best people I've ever met in my job. I love you, buddy. I love you. Thank you. You're my Rose. Lewis Rose Gomez. Hell yeah. Um, what do you like about me? That's not the answer. That's the game. I thought that was the game. Oh, my God.

What's your rose? Crying? That that guy just gave me. Holy shit, dude. That's a good joint. Who just gave you that? Thank you. Oh, that's guy.

He said it was. That guy that looks like he lives in a closet. I think half the people here live in the closet. It's a great... That's a great joint, dude. That's a really... That's a really good weed. It's great if Lewis just passes out right now.

Go on. Come on. No, go there, Bobby. Come on, Bobby. Bobby, take a hit. Take a hit? Bobby, what if I just... That was really good.

I shotgun it to you. You don't even have to hit it. You just breathe. You're not in mine now. No, I'm not fucking losing 40th. If you let me put my cock in your mouth. Oh, good tradeoff. You'll be about the same size.

You have to suck it out of my body. Like snake poison We should all just relapse You know what I mean I mean Who cares? It's New Orleans It's gang fest Your wife and son love you

Who cares Yeah That'll be fine That'll be all right I uh He's so high right now Dude this guy ruined the fucking rest of the festival He took Lewis out

He just Charlie Kirked Lewis Louis's mid-speech just fucking They're gonna have to do the jam around Lewis He won't move from that spot And we all have to go out after Lewis Is killed We have to say he's the MLK of his generation

I'm gonna have to give a speech Where I'm crying too much I remember Lewis It said It was just a four of lovemaking. It meant you on it the most. My rose is, and it sounds gay,

but I really mean it, having the best fucking fans in the entire planet. I really meant that. They come out over here. We broke every record this year. Attendance record, ticket sales, sponsorship, live streams, merch.

I mean, you guys, we did more at the bar day one than we did the entire weekend in Vegas last year. like it's fucking incredible. You guys came out you guys really came out and fucking turned this thing

and we couldn't do it without you guys just genuinely the best Why are you investing in Joe's fucking documentary about a great great point you just said that you broke all the records over $1.3 million in his bank account right now

he told me this Joe doesn't need investment he's fine do I'm gonna see that dude it's a bit sucks man You're a bad friend. That's horrible.

Just a horrible person to have around. What's that, young lady? We can't hear you. Bring your tits up here. We can't hear you. You gotta come over here and show us your kids. Come up here, talk, come over here. Here, come over here.

There's Paco. Hey, keep you going for Paco. He fought his ass off today. Sorry, yes. If anyone is wondering, the power structure of the regs producers has completely shifted. You have to stand up. Paco's pop dog now. Stand up.

No, you have to stand up. Yeah, and turn around. Sweet Lord. Sweet Christ. Somebody just booed him. Now, it's embarrassing because my boyfriend is learning about the regs. So I was just updating him. I was like, oh, I hope Joe List talks about his crews that he went on.

And I was like, I can't wait here for some more cruise content. And I was trying to put him onto the reg. So I was like, okay, so updating him, I was like, okay, this is Dan, Dan's fuck? Sick of your fucking mouth. I love Lewis. Lewis is like, is it ever enough? Lewis goes, I got the best fans in the world. Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck on. Oh my God, this is you. I only bought two tickets and I'm still talking. Well, the record, she's still talking. I didn't hear a word she said. I don't know, yeah. I'm just a fan of y'all. I love you guys.

I was just keeping my boyfriend updated so he can learn about you. By the way, Sapphire also competing in skank fights today. The lovely Sapphire guys, we love you too, girl. She was... I tried to fight. No one would fight me today. No one would fight me today. She lost the asslap fight.

I lost the asslap competition, but I'll do one right now on the race. You won the talking too much competition. Paco, why don't your ass lap, asslaps? Popper, get up on stage. Get up on stage. Stop far, get up on stage with him. How are you going to get her on stage? Damn, Bobby is, night three of it, Skagfest, Bobby's feeling.

Caddy! Can we bring in the cream? Bobby's like how that bitch is going to get on stage. Just roll on like a seal. Oh, damn, Bobby, you're vicious. I'm sorry. Bobby's our... Bobby's our Tim Gunn.

I'm sorry. She's a beautiful woman. Oh, dude. Lovely Sapphire. All right, Paco. Paco, assume the position. We're going to do three slaps. Paco versus Sapphire.

Pock, you gotta get your... Whoa. Pock's nice, well. Paco's paked up. Show them. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, look at a lot. Suh, nice ball.

Oh, holy shit, look at them buns. Oh my God. Ew. That looks like a manned photo. What a fuck, dude. You're going to get fleece-slapped beach. The lovely sapphire's going first. What the fuck am I looking at?

Come on, Sapphire. That looks like Lewis's ass. It's a compliment, honey. That's a compliment, darling. Come on. You got a button like Lewis. Oh. That was a good slap.

That was not a good slap. What the fuck? This thing's nuts. I don't know. It's after the hell. Oh, shit. It gets crazy. You're in the front.

Wow, she's flexible. My Lord. If you miss, you must be blind. Don't hit her over this way. Can I try? Can I try? Can I try? That's the way that...

This isn't... Dudes. Dudes. Dudes. Dudes. Dudes. Dudes. All right, Paco, I'm super position.

Slap number two. It's quickly how Lewis can transition into this game. I didn't even really know what was going on. And now we're in the second round of an ass slapping competition. ass slapping competition. That's because he's Yukon, he's Yukon Lewis. Oh, I can get a competition

going. That's my favorite. Damn, dude. That's my favorite. Paco and his Filipino strength on butt slaps. Come on, get him good. I want to hear it. It's a great slap, Paco. It doesn't have a mark. It is nuts.

He just ducked his nuts. You're going to get fucking thrown off the stage. Oh. Oh, that ain't shit. He almost got upper thigh on his ass right now. Oh, that was actually pretty good. Rocco, it is time for round number two. Make sure you're slapping through the ass, young lady.

Really fucking blast him. Hot paco. Remember your training. Remember. Remember. Yeah. Oh. That was crazy.

He made the right butt cheek move at a different time. We'll have to stop time and space. Paco. Paco, punch her in the stomach. You work? I love you. You'll get your fist back eventually.

Bobby really does look like he trains men to fight women. I wait. Don't give him a fucking break. Hit him in the face. They're people like you. Round three, everyone. Please hit his balls. Not going to lie.

Just snag him. That's what you should do. Is she have a belly button in the back? Yeah. Whoa, that was a good. Oh, that hurts. That was special. Wow, she's a professional.

We have one more. Paco gets one more hit. Oh, my God. Paco looks like that. by the way? Hey, Paco. Just fucking hopping around. Paco, Paco, remember, be like water.

Make you strike, strike from the top, down. Paco's ass looks like he sat in poison. Paco, just like the mighty river outside. Hey, Paco, don't pop one of those zits. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought you.

Wow. Oh! Paco almost knocked over with that one. She loved it. How did it feel that line? No, it felt amazing. Thank you, Paco. I'm honored. I'm honored. Paco, thank you. I'm honored. Give it up for her.

One more time for her. Oh, no, no. Give it up for all of her. Yeah. There's no winners here. You know what? You are a sweetie. I love you, honey. Good for you. Thank you for coming. All right. You're enough. Okay. I love you too. All right. Beat it.

If they let her on the Ferris wheel about me, I'm going to my fucking mind. I swear to God. I see her on the Ferris wheel. I'm getting a gun. What the fuck? It just starts rolling into the Mississippi. We gotta wrap up here

in just a minute or two, but let's just do our final seeds. What was planted this year at this gang fest that you think will grow into something amazing next year, Dan? We're gonna rebuild that riffing booth. One work at a time. I'm going to bring you the top engineers and scientists and riffing. Bobby Kelly, what is your seat?

I'm going to tell you right now, the one thing that I got from this festival that I want to bring it to the next festival, and not to be cheesy, is that these fuckers that show up for this are truly the fucking best fans in the world. I'm going to use this one. Hang on, I want to get my... I don't appreciate that every year,

because this year, walking around, I was like, I'm fucking 55, I've been doing this for 30 years, I'm one of the oldest guys here and to still be able to hang out with you fuckers up here, the young bucks, the new guys, the new stage and these fuckers is,

I'm just grateful to be here. I hope I get to come back again next year. Bobby, please. You hope you can come back next year? Well, I don't hope that now. I hope I want to go home right now, but in a few months, I'm going to hope that. He's talking about surviving the next

year. If I die, will you do something at Skank Fest for me? Absolutely. Also. We'll do a spank fight for it. What of the fucking's going? I want you guys to smoke me. But all the people.

I'm going to get my ashes. Like a pig? We'll make you into a muffoletta. I want you guys to I'm going to eat a muffoletta. I want you guys to eat a muffoletta. I want you to make me into maffal lettuce sandwiches. Joe, what's your seed?

My seed, to piggyback off my rose, I'm gonna, I might think about taking one of your calls now. You call me, I might answer. It's very nice to be, Joe. No, my seed is, uh, I... Next, next year, skankfest. What? I don't know, it's the seed is tough.

It's like, what happens? More of the same. I know it. A fourth day next year, even though there are four days. A fifth day. A fifth day. Nobody wants a fifth day.

We're tired. Let's go home. Would you guys, if we did an extra day, would you guys do an extra day of Skank Fest? You guys want to come here on Monday? That's some real shit. These ladies, like, I don't. I want to go home now.

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and they kick off on Wednesday. Prospector Gomez has an idea. Dan, are you listening? Dan, we're riffing Prospector Gomez right now. Oh, I didn't even hear you. Dan just had some paranoia kick in. I swear to the guy, I thought something was going on

on at the stage of the stage. I was going, what's up? Maybe cut back on the weed sponsorships here. Dan, your father's here. It's not cool, Joe. Sorry. We're in New Orleans. We are close to a Haitian witch doctor

that can bring them back. I mean, so, you know, if you want to know about behind the scenes at all, figuring out how to do this larger event is like nearly impossible in a new venue. It's really crazy. So my seed is this venue in being able to redo it and recreate it

and figure out what went wrong, what went right. Come back, make it better, more organized. I mean, it was fucking damn near perfect. But we can always figure, I had a way to make it a little bit better, so that's my seat for next year. And we went ahead and skipped Tim. Yeah.

My seat, no, literally, it's you. You are the best. You do more for comics, and anybody knows, and everyone goes, oh, Louis, you know, just a piece of shit. And by the way, Tim, both things can be right. It's all, it's everything. But you do more for comics.

You help me launch my podcast, then I left. But I think you do the best for everybody, and I want to be in every Stack Fest. You're the best. I love you. Thank you. I love you. Thank you.

Thank you. You know, not next year, but eventually. Yeah. Louis just went, wrap it up. Seriously, guys.

You guys have fucking embraced us all. You guys are the best fans in the world. And we're not only doing podcasts, we're doing stand-up. The young comics that come here in the small room, you guys go and support them all the time. You're the best fucking.

fans hands down the best festival hands down and it all started in a little room in Queens and it's because of you guys we'll see you guys next year that's the regs bye