Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Snow Cone White

Episode Date: August 11, 2014

Robert is back at the RiotCast studios and joined by Will Sylvince, Nick Cody, Luis J Gomez, Kelly Fastuca and Chris Scopo. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You know what? You know what? There's no topics, no directions. But I love doing it. Well, you can't step. Side. Go. Go.

Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're back. You know what, dude? Live, once again, from the Ryecast Studios, above the world-famous comedy seller.

I am Robert Kelly, the host of the show. The last couple of weeks, we've had, Ifree, Judy Gold, a bunch of people, Dom Eirera. So I hope you enjoyed those. Some of you, I think like two people complained. And then, yeah, and then... You heard that Alonzo Bowden, I'm coming for you, motherfucker! Yeah, he doesn't take sarcasm well either I hope we I'd love to see what he fucking just I don't I just take your rattle and smash it over your bald head

So yeah, I have a b squad today Have the the double a fucking baseball team is him. I'm kidding Gonna bring you back down. Oh you stood. Hey put a lid on that because if you fucking pour that on the table and ruin the show What I say about that That he can I know I want to say something and I'm I never back Lewis up you guys know this But I am I am backing him on right now Honey straws are the most fucking a aggravating thing on the planet earth Kelly can you go do that over there somewhere? So he put it put it somewhere else go do that for him

What is this shit? I don't know they they you know what it is. It's laziness is what it is It's laziness is what it is. I mean, dude, I can't What is it? I'm a fat person in Ventagate. I don't understand that. Why did a fat person Event to straw? There was second-ever story. They said, you know, make this show more delicious and it was honey. I like that. I don't like it at all, but I understand. I don't think it's I don't get it. Alright, whatever. Some fat person Event did it. Can you give whatever. There's some fat person invented it.

Can you give us, in any ways, I really do hate to fucking honey straw. You know what it is? It's laziness on the part of the fucking barista, whatever barista, what the fuck are they? Because they don't want to pour honey in. Get a thing of honey and pour it in. That's it.

It's a little squaisy bottle. Yeah, get a squaisy bottle. Like they have an Australia that shit country you know I mean no offense yeah now we ruined the fucking table all right enough let it stop wiping the names off the table smearing Chris yeah like his ex girlfriend Oh! Oh, Pete Davidson is Oh, dude, come with me, listen Listen, dude, that's too far

You didn't go too far by smashing that pussy I agree, Bob, you're right Oh, Jesus, dude You know, it has no line Listen, dude, he knows where the line is Behind me I was just on you and a truck fucking Just rolled over your chest That didn't make sense

But listen, I'll take the where is the bomb bandana by the oh, it's not leave it there. I'll stay there Kelly Kelly you need listen first of all I'm very excited to be back I haven't done a show here in a long time Kelly was away for a month Which I'm excited Kelly's back. I mean. I don't know why she's dressed like some Disney character right now. I don't understand it. What the fuck? And you got to, Kelly, I'm going to buy you fucking perfume. No, because you're right. Because you like flowerly, flower, flower, I can't speak today flower floral flowerly

You can't even say that Flavoli because it's not a what is it? Flavoli floral You smell like flowers Bill Oh my god Is Bill silvens giving you an English on had a lesson on his speak English and I love to have it a segment on the show will So it speaks English

This is how you want to say flower we we Talking to the microphone you're fucking ass That's it sounds like a toddler trying to teach a Santa said that would flower we your your idiots. It's flowery It's just flower low extra. Yeah,'s flowering. It's just flowering. Yeah, that's it, that's it flowering. I couldn't say it until my glasses were flowering. I thought what I got to do when one of my senses were dulled, I could not say that word.

I'm awful as totally a glassy face well. I thought we were bonding with awesome bodies. We're the shredded side. You're not really shredded. I'm shredded. Dude, you know what what party you are shredded my Conch I'm gonna get you quarter into my dick right now from all the way to loss

You're right arms bigger than your left arm You're right to the bigger than your left to your fat bitch Lewis settle down right away what I'm calling a foul He's into fat bitch Lewis is dressed like a member of the N.W.O. that never had any fights It just looks like one of the guys in the background behind Kevin Nash and Scott Hart. I love it in the band I love I love I love swinging but here's the thing is I love that he thought it was it wasn't the joke that's done It was that we didn't have enough detail. Yeah, that's what we needed more I don't have enough it wasn't flowery enough.

We had to go to Wikipedia to say for that joke. I can't believe it's really where you can say right. Because it has a wook in it. Ha ha ha. Wink. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Well, we haven't fucking missed a stab. Have we here with the YKWF? If I can, dud? Listen, Kelly. Hi. All right. Well, welcome back't forgotten Mr. Stab, have we here at the YKWF? I can't. Listen, Kelly. Hi. All right, well, welcome back, Bob. How was Italy? It was really good.

Really? Did you eat a lot? Yep. Yeah, you can. Shut up, Chris. Kelly, I think you look good like this. Yeah. You get any dick with this new body?

I don't know. It's like here and there. It's like a little bit of stuff going on. I don't know. I'm sorry. We're going gonna get you some new perfume because the flowery thing. Listen, listen, it's new. It's like the beach. I know. It's not the beach. It's like the beach in fucking 1902. What do you want me to like guess? I know. I'm gonna get you a like a spicy one. Something that's a little less flowery. Woman, womanly. No, I'm gonna get it's just too much flower. Yeah, you smell like my grandmother

And by the way Kelly didn't I say that to you one time? I said you weird way too much perfume because I smike it I don't want to smell like cigarettes. I would rather you smoke is kind of sexy and he used to get a guy wants to fuck you I want to fuck you I want to fuck you and you smoke cigarettes you Dowsing yourself in shitty perfume is not gonna make him want to fuck you and you smoke cigarettes. You dousing yourself in shitty perfume is not gonna make you want to fuck you more. He's gonna be okay with the cigarette smell. I used to smoke cigarettes

and I've dated chicks at smoke cigarettes. Have you? Yeah. Oh great. And I think it's kinda hot on a drink. This makes you the expert, right? This is it. If you're into chicks that smoke,

you're into smoke as well. We've all dated chicks that smoke you dummy. Stop making, like you're like that just, like, that's just, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're just a specialty. No, I've dated, I've dated chicks that smoke, so I know this. Shut the fuck up. I got it, it's six crackers,

so I know about the crackers. Shut the fuck up. I love when we'll get weird. And he has. We'll never meet. So, so yeah, we're gonna get you some perfect. I'm gonna buy you something, okay? If I'm gonna pick it out, I'm gonna pick out what I like.

Oh, Blake. And you'll like it. I'm looking at how Teddy's, I don't see which one is bigger than the other. Well, not anymore, but when she loses weight, one tit stays fat. It's true. One tit stays bigger than the other. Yeah, one of her tit's is a gluten allergy so it's a bloat Whatever tits has to shop at whole foods

The best name ever the other Joe so Lewis anyway look at you and mash potatoes All right, let's go around the room Kelly and you do it to everybody okay, so we've got you Bobby and then But do us in the show we got Chris go by Scobo's already first of all scobo he's last we go from here around. Okay. Oh We have one of my best friends in the world. We I You sleep on my couch in Casa DeFastuga in a story of Queens Nick Cody So he's smell like flower we yeah, I was in the grand high last week now I'm in the fucking coins on a couch. Yeah, showbiz. It's called the career of an Australian comedian.

The lows and lows of my career. Okay, Kelly. And then to his left, we have one of my favorite people as well. The darkness. The thunder knight. What's up, man? Oppa, nickel. What's up, what's happening? Yeah, he's always been shredded. What's up, man? I'm a nickel. What's up?

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Give me the bandana. Why is it dick small? It's not hard. Yeah, but I love it. I guarantee Will's dick is still bigger than both of our stars. What a small. I know Jesus Christ I'd love to see it. Why do I want to see his dick so bad? Huh? Because you know what it is that you like I like the same reason that I kind of fucking peripheral look at dudes dicks in the bathroom stalls because I want to see a dick smaller than mine. I'm gonna walk out of that bathroom one day and go, you know what dude? I got a bigger dick than that guy.

Now those glasses, Mike Sence, they have perfect glasses. I'm just hearing everyone's dicks. I know. There's my peripheral look at Cox in the shower. What do I do? Perifial, whatever you said. Perifial, peripheral.

Perifial. You wanna, he looking at Dicks just to save. So when you jerk off later, you can have that image he has. He said in the shower, you know what I said in the bathroom. He said in the bathroom. Like the bathroom stalls. You're taking a piss. You don't peripheral look at other dudes.

Never, never. Never. Never. He the ice focused straight ahead. Yeah, yeah. He's trying to head around. Yep. No way. You try and make that shit.

You know that's it. Everybody do this. You never sucked a dick in a bathroom because you were lonely You never blew a guy a camp You never sucked a dudes cock for drums takes because you couldn't afford the 799 I never took it up the ass, you know for fun But I love the way you're right jokes I know it all your references come all from life that have happened in the past 24 hours I know you just bud drumsticks. I did not so you know the price of your head right?

I know I should have gone. I know you did I would listen first I would never get the Long Island Drum Center three days ago. No, I wasn't I was in fucking Denver He was there last week last week. I know It was two weeks ago no, it was in the middle when he came. Oh, yeah, I was Tuesday. Yeah, Tuesday Oh Tuesday. Yeah, Tuesday I did not buy drumsticks. Oh wife. Here's the thing. I would never deny you the Accuracy of a joke if you were right on the money, I'm the first guy to go,

you only shit your absolute right, I would never do that. But if you're wrong, you're fucking wrong. So just know that, I don't lie. If I say something. You know what? What, you're realist dude. Ha ha ha ha ha.

What are you with the sunnies inside dickhead? Oh wait, hold on, whoa, whoa. We forgot to introduce him. First of all, it would have been a great ball buzz if you didn't call him sunnies. Yeah, what the fuck's a sunnies? Fucking ass. I actually, you know what? I'm gonna back up and I hate Australia. I'm gonna take Sonny's too Well, you're the tiebreaker. Do you like Sonny's? Hey, man, put your sonny's on

That's all right to everybody else listening. Oh, there you go Sonny's damn look at his glasses. You look like you go This look like top. He looked at Haitian warlord He looks like he looks like every fucking evil guy in a video game in the last five years The Glasses Lewis look like they'll put poor Lincoln terminator What that twice But wait a second. He said it better the second time And then on my right we have real estate Sunnake

Have a ceremony radio Brandy star Broadway singing dancing sensation We're gonna talk about that We're getting where of course we are you gonna come All over this tomorrow and watch it shut up dickhead. Why? I'm sorry that new thing Like that's her new thing shut up dickhead. I'm sorry. I watch for you We have a what about your new thing you show up with a character You have sunglasses every every time now so fuck you you don't get to walk in there as a new person

She's just saying she's just a little more confidence. You walk in as a new person. Shut up dickhead. Let me tell you something I want to know I want to know how long it takes will and Nick to take off this son is gonna realize it looks stupid and Nick to take off their son is going to realize it looks stupid. Mine wasn't the whole show. Mine mouth. I'm not going to do it. Mine mouth. I'm not seeing these blindies. Mine mouth has her perfume on it.

I'm tasting it. I'm literally tasting it. No. I swear to God. It's not that bad. It's too much. No, I'm tasting it. I put like nothing on it.

No, is it you? Who the fuck is it? He won't actually probably, did you do your bath soap? I remember I'm not like that. He was just putting on Buffalo Scented perfume on. Yeah, it's like you were in the old West Fuck is it he warm actually probably did you do that soap That the perfume on yeah, it's like you it's like you were in the old west when they used to like use real flowered oil to fucking Vagia's up shitty whole foods under on the oven. I can taste it though. Yeah, it's coming from there because it's a fan Get in there will Will. Come on, for the show. That's flour, isn't it?

All right. I got no chemicals in it. And we got, of course, Cali Fistuka, who was in Italy for a month, wasn't? I like 2 and 1 half weeks. So how? That's a big difference. Has anybody got the band down?

Has anybody got the band down for laughing and appropriately? I think I'm gonna throw it here You know what? Fuck you for being just making yourself like yeah, that's a big difference Kelly did you get push did you get some pussy over there? No, no, I was with like I was with my dad and That was a joke. Well, I was just saying pussy relax. What are you fucking literal man? Wait you gay Super Christian you'd run out of the room. Hey, I did you get anything over there? You're just you just masturbated. Yeah, I did you did yeah, we stopped. Why is everything shocking to you?

Carza Kelly angel like angel angel angel like How many angels? Are you wrapping angels to the power of seven? You're not fat are the angels that you've seen? There's too barely fly the way The way you're at a breath trying to get up on a clan She's the only angel with like a motorized fucking pack on her back to help her wings. The wings got cholesterol motorized fucking pack on her back to help her wings. The wings got cholesterol.

No, it was with my dad and my sister. So I had to like intricately plan out ways that I could jerk off without them being around. Really? Yeah. Wow. At one time we were going to have a dinner. I was like, oh, I told him I really needed to take a shit.

I'll meet him down there. You said, oh, I will go. And then I went. He said shit. Yeah, I was like, I got to take a shit. Just give me like 20 minutes. Like do it. I wonder why you're single. No, no, no. No, no. Oh, just a to take a shit. Just give me like 20 minutes, like do it. I wonder why you're single. I'm like, I'm full.

Just a fat chick shitting. This is all I'm thinking about. You asked recently why guys don't want you. And I never asked you that. No, it's like that. You know, it was a whole end of a show. I didn't hope I can't. It's not it.

It's the fucking. Kelly, you're using nobody wants to hear about a woman's bell movements until like six months into the relationship. I don't want to hear about it then. Even then but if that's acceptable at least after a certain amount of time of being with a person Trust is personally falling in love with a person you put that nasty shit out there because you think you're being one of the dudes But that's just gross. We don't want you to be one of the dudes. I don't want you I want you to hold on to some of it Fuck this shit. I'll still smash that Trying to get a green card. Yeah, we'll just we'll just his big cock won't fit us this shit coming out of the ass as lubricant

Yeah, I couldn't take it. I want to taste iron in my mouth. It's too big Wait, I just want to say he said we'll can't get a green card. How is he gonna get a green card from Kelly? I'm a permanent resident will is really dumb Stupid I know I don't want to make any fun of me. I don't want to make fun of me. We don't have a dumb bandana. A dumb dana.

She's going to have to be aware of a peller on the top. You're more on. I just got back from Denver. One of my favorite comedy clubs. If you're a comedian and you can work the Denver comedy works, please get in there. Call your manager, call your...it's a great club. Great crowd.

And plus the city's fucking awesome. And if you smoke weed, it's even better, because that's all people to fucking do. In the movie theater, it's just, it just smells like weed. Everywhere you walk. You smoke weed in places in Denver? No, you can't, but they do. You know what I mean? It's just weed is legal, so people are fucking. We're in gun smoke.

Well, what? That was a dumb joke. You're doing great, mate. It was weird. Every show was fucking great. The comedians, they run it. It's a little weird. They run it like a showcase headliner.

So you'll have different guys coming in every night, doing 10, you know, and I was a little, a little more lenient, you know me, I just like 30 minutes in front of me, 10, 20, fuck you. However you split that 30 minutes up, but this time I was like, fuck it. I'm just gonna, I'm gonna relax. I shot my special, I'm done, I've done that hour for so fucking long, I'm just gonna go up and have fun and have a 45 minute minimum for me, which I never do. I always do an hour and over.

I still did an hour every night, but they have different guys every night, and all the guys are cool, for the most part. They're all funny, they're all different, and the last night was a fucking cluster fuck. Broadened the front row drunk. And laughing, cock block laugh.

You know when they laugh, it's like, how do you, how do you hackle laugh? You know, you know what I'm talking about. When they're laughing, just to cross attention to them. Repeating every punch line, you know, talking during your setup. Not going to the setup.

You know, it's just she was being an ass. She was just, she's out. It's the worst type of heckle. Yeah. It's because if you call them on it, the audience doesn't even get what's going on. Well, I knew that. The audience doesn't get that she's being a dick. It's literally you going like, why are you laughing there?

And then what? Yeah. Like what are you? Well do you hear what they don't get Ryan Hamilton explain he has a joke in his act which is where I can hear you he says I can hear you you know you don't think I can hear you but I can't the difference the reason why the audience audience doesn't doesn't doesn't understand that this woman's heckling is because they hear me going, hey shut the fuck up like this. This is her. Um, so, you know, this is her talking. You can't really hear her.

Nobody can hear her. But they hear you. Peripherary. You're losing it. You're losing it because I hear it. She's right up front. And I hear doing this every setup but the people in the back can't even hear that.

So that's why they're like just shut the fuck up, why are you yelling at this girl, why are you kicking her out, they don't understand it because she's not miked, they don't get it. And I knew there was actually three girls in the back that I knew we're gonna fucking leave and there was two lesbian girls that that showed up which which you know So you might will Well, so it's impressive. Why do you fucking what is he the fucking second guy on the evolutionary chart? Why didn't you why didn't you?

Let me what to fight no kill a so So, uh, it wasn't that fucking dummy just as a speech impediment. No, no, You got to point. You got to point. You got to point. So anyways, so I actually said, I go, I said to these girls, I know you're going to make this girl the victim when she gets kicked out. It's going to be, you know, she's going to be the one who's the victim, not me, not the performers before me.

For, you know, we're live. This is like a theater. This is, we need is you guys to pay attention and But it's gonna be her because she's a woman and you know blah blah blah And I know you're probably gonna leave to assure enough they got up and just walked out and they called me a misogynist because I Was telling her you know to shut up everybody told her to stop talking and she wouldn't shut the fuck up She wouldn't stop doing what she was doing.

And the middle guy said, look, I just gave you, he gave her like eight minutes of fucking attention and said you gotta stop before the headline it comes up because then you're gonna get kicked out. And then I came up and said you gotta stop because you're gonna get kicked out and it's gonna suck. And she still kept going, didn't she go, no I won't, she lose, no I won't.

And that's when the manager walked over, the blonde guy with the ponytail and said, get the fuck out. And then the girls left and these other two girls left, which I was sad about, because, you know, if you could just stay and let that happen, let them go because they're bad people to be sitting in the front row of a comedy club. You know, they don't get it. Comedy, if I talk, even if I talk to the crowd, there's a way we're doing it. We're professionals. You can't talk during the setup. There's a thing happening that you don't understand as an audience member. We're doing. We're professionals at it. We perfected it. So if there's somebody in our brain yapping as we're talking, we hear them timing is off.

Everything's fucked up. Now you're fucking like thinking about telling somebody shut the fuck, instead of getting to where you're going, and now everything's off-kill. And the top of that, the audience has even realized this because the audience will turn on you. They don't even realize that if there's a light flickering in the corner of the room, that takes everybody out of the moment. There's somebody yapping on their phone.

Everybody out of the moment. Yeah. Whatever's going on, if it takes the attention away from it, do comedy is specifically timing, dude. Also, if you don't have a setup or certain worries in the setup, the joke would just fly by. Yeah, we're making split second decisions while we're up there on howl and when and, howl loud and where the mic is all this crazy shit going you don't even know and you know and you can't even appreciate it it's almost like fucking magic is happening and and they left and I was sad

I didn't want these girls to leave I didn't I get it this was a fucking movie right now it would just cut you some fucking fart joke you're like I'm gonna touch some fucking fart joke. You're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, it's like magic dude. You're like, you're like,

it's like magic dude. We got it the first time. But no, I had to hit you pretty good. But, yeah, it was saying anything about the rattlesnake. Well, we tried, listen man, he is this trackass. Do you understand?

This is it. I haven't seen him since last year. I appreciate his heritage. And now he's coming in with this rattlesnake. Can I take the rattle off the baby, dude? Well, I don't think rattlesnakes are Puerto Rican out there. Oh, I think so. That was that already. No, that was not Puerto Rico.

Yeah, they don't have poisonous snakes in Puerto Rico. Number one. No, that's almost more of a unique and dangerous thing. Jesus. I wish you got a unique and dangerous disease. That's what I wish. He's the oldest colleague. But anyways, I fucking, they left,

and right after they left, two couples fucking took their seats, and I made some fucking, I was like, look, you understand, I kick these people out. I got her gone, and some guy gets up too. He goes, him and his girlfriend, who are next to them, goes, oh, you're leaving too? I go, you're leaving too?

Because you're not funny, man. It's like, you're out of your fucking mind. I've gotten three standing ovation since I've been here. I saw him laughing at me when I first came out, hysterically laughing. So go fuck yourself. You're just, you guys all, you're just cattle. You're fucking cattle.

You're sticking up for this person who is an alcoholic. She literally got too drunk, too fucked up in public and was ruining people's nights, just ruining it. Okay, this was the girl that was talking at the theater and you wanted someone to just go shut the fuck up. You wanted somebody from the theater to come in and go, you need to stop talking or you're getting kicked out. You sit there and you're aggravated

because you're afraid. I did that. I kicked her out. I kicked the black guy out of the theater. Sorry, well, it's just a metaphor. And say you should have. But, you know, it was, can I say something?

I think it's the biggest fault for not addressing the ASAP. They had to wait till the hell out of the command. They should've kicked that out. Absolutely, wait for me. Absolutely, I agree. I think that when people, first of all, when you do a show like that, people who get a discount, or, you a show like that, people who get a discount

or, you know what I mean, should never get the front row. Only paid, paid people should get front row. That's it. You paid, you get fucking, you get front row. That's it. You don't give a discounted ticket or a two for one or a free ticket on a sunny, two, you don't give those away. You get that to pay people. No one paid she yeah she tickets for first class yeah that was the case

it would just be 15 people around the back of the room for me so I don't know I don't know guys come up come on come on come on come on you know what those old seats never saw you guys can take them now it's fine well here's the thing too though you go beyond that where it's like this person is Fucking as like I tell the MC He you know she's been talking the whole time that your job is to come to me You'll go up and say this person's talking. We need to we need to shut her down I tried to tell her to shut up. That's you don't just sit there and take it and then the next guy You come with comics,

we, hey man, this girl, we gotta tell her, we gotta get there. Because some guys, it doesn't affect you doing 20 minutes who gives a fuck. You know what I mean? I hate the guys who, this happened last night I was doing a show and I forget who it was, they were, they were calendued,

but they were playing with the asshole people. Yeah. They were engaging the asshole people, but it wasn't, it was like same thing, they were calendued, but they were playing with the asshole people. Yeah. They were engaging the asshole people that wouldn't, and it was like same thing. They were laughing and appropriately, they're laughing at their own jokes. Like they were making jokes to each other. Like you'd say something that reminded them of something in their life, and then they'd have a moment where they start talking at their table and laughing at their own shit. But to them, to the rest of the gratitude seems like there's having a good time, having

a blast, and it's making me angry. I'm hosting the shows, making me angry that they're having a good time, but they're not with us. They're having their own thing. It's about them. So the one comic Akash He's like engaging them the whole time and he's fucking and he's doing very well But the and literally I'm going Gary Veter's next. I'm going to Gary Veter's like just joke slow on my dude He is literally getting them in the zone to just fucking be assholes and make it all about them Damn my picnic. Oh, that would happen. No, you know, it's funny. They ended up being awesome for Gary Veter I was my home For no reason. Well, I think here's the thing and it was luckily the audience picked up on the queue that Gary wasn't that guy

I They paid the audience putting the No, it gets that it would rot in his room It just sounds like once you say? No, it gets in that way right in this room. It just sounds like, once you say that one time, it always sounds that way. What are you? What are you? But I think it was weird, the audience got the,

but it's also Gary, that's Gary, that's good joke, right? And also he commands, like he's, he's a solancy, he's amazing. He's gotten so fucking, it's kind of like a weird confidence that he like, why is it, he'll just be quiet? I don't like that it's,

because a guy got confidence in his act, it's weird to you. Weird. Weird the people that's because a guy got confidence in his act It's weird to you weird way the people It's a better he's actually better than me now and that's weird Let's talk about it. He's himself right There was a guy on kind and run okay, well, I you know what I think Well, I just I just think it is the club the guy who ever's running the club should, oh, the security should be like, look, front three rows need to be fucking quiet. Go up and say, listen, if you talk again, you're gone.

You know what I mean? You're out, you're fucking gone. You can't be just yapping to the, this isn't a fucking bar. It's not a fucking, this isn't an open mic. Shut the fuck up. You're in the front row. Loud people at the back.

Look, here's what drunk people should go on the back. When you remove them, you don't see it. Yes. When you remove the fucking broad in the front row, you're gonna take these other people are gonna side with her. You know what I mean? Sometimes, not all the time.

Not all the time. Here's what I did wrong. I should have, I, I should have just went, look, here's a deal, can you, you're really fucking me up. Every time you talk and you repeat the punch line and that stuff fucks me up and I'm not, I just messes with my head, can you stop that? And then ignored her. Because you can't win, you know what I mean?

I mean, I did, I, I, I did win, but did win, but a bunch of people left. And it's like, you know, those people might have had a good time. I don't want to fucking, I don't want to be that guy. I don't want to be fucking angry. I don't want to be in fear of these people either. Have you seen? Just go up and just say, hey, stop doing that place.

But that person normally is searching for attention. So she just wanted to, more you feed her, the more She should have been got she should have been fucking talk to Second guy on the show first guys you buy it's a telling of who you are though because you really you want everyone to like you like I watch I remember watching this three or four times watch Patrice on the other comic ship live go up He does his first thing somebody says something he calls her a fetish whatever does dude Ten people leave the people that were not gonna enjoy a shit leave and he goes good now

I can do my shit and he kind of settled I don't I don't want everybody to like me. I that's a I don't know why you'd even say that I I actually think that people shouldn't like you at a Comments show what I'm saying is is that wasn't if if based on my based on my standup Somebody doesn't like me. I'm fine with that. I actually think that I'm actually doing something right. What happened with this is there was people that came to see me, okay, that were offended at the way I handled this broad.

You know what I mean? But you don't have anything kind of like fuck them. Like they're not good. They're not good. They're not good to your fans. I know, it doesn't matter. Yeah, fuck them, but I don't care that they left. They left.

I was fine with that. I didn't say, hey, please come back. I actually said to the girl, you're gonna leave. You are gonna, I said it. You're gonna make her the victim and you are gonna leave. I got, I know it. I knew it from her face. I understood that, but it doesn't make sense to me. I wish that they could

fucking take a second and not make it about I have a vage, you have a vage. We have to stick together. Hey, this person's a shitty human being. This person sucks and she is wrong because she's fucking up a show. Don't make it about fucking guy versus girl. You know what I mean? This is a human being that stinks, okay? To all of us. So, and take a second to look at what the comics were going through.

Everybody has, is having a fucked up time because of this one person. That is, so she runs the show. It's her show. She gets to run the whole room. Doesn't matter. She should be on the fucking bill, that. It's just crazy to me.

That one person shouldn't be able to dictate how the show is for everybody on the show, including the people around her. Now look, when she got kicked out and the other broads left, everybody applauded, the seats filled up, and then literally in the middle of it, I was like, you know, this is, the show was killing, I was killing,

and I was like, this is, see how great it can be when everybody just fucking shuts the fuck up and has fun. It really is like, if they would just go like, hey guys, it's a weird thing they have, like we're trying to help the show, we wanna be a part of the show, you're like, listen to me. It's alcohol, it's not that, it's, it's a weird thing they have. Like we're trying to help the show. We wanna be a part of the show. You're like, let's do it. It's alcohol.

It's not that. You understand, it's not a decision that this person's making. It's alcohol. It's fucking the shittiest drug in the fucking world. Now, sober people, when you say shut the fuck up, for the most part, they shut the fuck up. Okay, drunk people. But when you say shut the fuck up, for the most part, they shut the fuck up, okay?

Drunk people, alcohol is the fucking worst thing ever introduced to a comedy club. When somebody's too drunk, here's the thing. While the middle guy was on, I saw the waiter come over with a fucking huge drink and hand it to her. That's her third one. So she's not making decisions She's fucking plastered. I think a lot of that is people fucking they use the

Shitty people to listen they're shitty people but they're you they won't they're controllable when they're not drunk It's a girl's I guarantee that girl is controllable. It's the girl who sucks two dicks at the party because she's drunk, but no, she just wants to excuse the suck two dicks. I don't know, dude, I don't necessarily. I saw that people associate a lot of all. I'm admitting that I ripped a girl to party once. Okay. Also, as associated with the more you drink the funny guests, that long thing.

Oh, yeah, I'm fucking way funnier if you drunk, but I don't like people driving down. I agree with that. I mean, but there's a certain point. I drink, yeah, two drinks, I'm fucking awesome. Three, and you're fucking twat, I want you out. But I drink almost every day, and besides, they show. I'll never really fucking come to show. I have that fucking career and fucking facial hair

that you do. And the couch? If I had a sleep at Kelly's apartment, I'd fucking shoot a hair one in my hair. Oh my god, if I had a fucking smell flouroly, leee-leee things all day. My tongue is fucking fake. I hate it, mate. Do you want to write together? Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! How you gonna... How you gonna... How you gonna... I hate it, man.

I hate it, man. I hate it, man. I hate it, man. I hate it, man. I hate it, man. I hate it, man. I hate it, man. I, grapes last night. Do you want to film a sketch when we wake up in the morning? Call the Defenders self upon our land. Oh my god, they took a shit about you. We're shitin' on her when you're talking about us. I'm actually liking the impression, like your Australian accents have gotten better.

I'm actually proud of you guys. You always see us want every six months. I came back and I was gonna give him shit because on Instagram he's always putting up, hey, instead of pasta, have fucking shredded cauliflower. And now I'm looking at him and I'm like, fuck, I'm gonna start having shredded cauliflower. Yeah, that's what I did.

I'm like, my chicken had pasta and I did, I did steamed cauliflower, I chopped it up nice and, it's like pasta sauce. Yeah, I've been fucking fat six times. I know how to get skinny. I know pasta makes you fat. Holly flour makes you skinny. Okay, fucking you magician.

What are you, a wizard? We get it. Yeah, no sugar, no grains. I get it. I'm a fat. He's not fat. He's not fat. He's chunky.

He's chunky, but he's, you know what it is? I'm a little mushy still. Yeah, but it's not mushy. He's fucking disgusting. You melted. He keeps telling me he's gonna be shredded shredded every six months he pushes it back Like keep Robinson's gonna get six pack me in two weeks. Yeah, yeah, or I wish it was a deal So we can get him out of the city

Well, all right, I fucking really fucking fell over the finish line. No dude. I got two laughs. Keep that on the Haitians, Mike. I got two laughs. And when the guy who you did it to laughs, that's a, I fell over the finish line. Guaranteed, but I finished. So anyways, let's move the fuck on. I don't want to make, we all know this fucking shit. But the comedy works as, I mean, I, I, I would love to bring you next time, bring you one of your jackasses out there. Go man's. Well, so, man. Well, how about this? It's a great, it's a fun show.

Here it is. It's like a New York club in Denver. It's fucking nuts. It's such a great place. And the way it is cool, the way it's just a cool, the comics are cool, and the downtown is the shit. It's a really fucking great place. The air, thin. You know what, you gotta be careful that, dude. It's a really fucking great. I just, the air, thin.

It's, you know what, you gotta be careful that dude. It really does take a couple. You gotta drink a lot of water because you'll get headaches. Cause you forget, you're 9,000 feet up. Oh really? Yeah, yeah. I had a couple of beers there, a few years ago,

and I was fucked. Like two beers in, you just like, and it's really not that bad. But do you like? Poo! Poo! Poo! That's a sculling drive. You're doing karate. It's really not like that's a strong

you're doing karate you're taking my brother this on the robot drunk too bears in you drink with my sister I said a lady she probably had a drink at 9000 feet and it's probably the I break with my sister! I'm happy to die! That little lighty, she probably had a drink at 9000 feet. And it's probably the A's fault.

You know what I mean? She was a little by any means. No, much of the big girl. She was a big girl. Any guy. Whatever. Anyways, every single show was fucking amazing. Even the last one was fucking great.

So really good club. One of my favorites. And now we got this, I come back and I see this ad on Facebook for Ha the musical. Oh yeah. I don't even know, I don't even know what to say. You do, don't you?

Here's what I like about this. No, because you saw the show. Can you talk to the microphone though? Yeah, I saw it too. Thanks, because it is a fucking show. We're trying to record. Did you see the one that I was on? I was on the table.

Just hanging out at a fucking table. I was on. Yes, he was on there. I didn't see you. I was, I could look at him. He was with Keith. Yeah. How are you going to see him?

And then what is the stupid of eyeballs floating around the back? This is exciting. Brom Broadway critic, Will Savins. What did you think? At a five stars. At a five rattlesnakes. What do you give it? It's all around the back. This is exciting, Brom. Brom, Broadway critic, Will Savins. What did you think, out of five stars? Out of five rattlesnakes, what do you give it to? It's all for the way. I got it.

The guy with a five hacks, how many hacks? Out of five really bad moustaches. The guy with a really off the script. Was that part of the show, or did he forget the lines? Oh, shit. You're getting off the script? What the script? What the fuck?

Well, look, you got to forgive him, because he's not on Broadway, so I guess off Broadway show. What's that guys, everybody? He's out. Are you fucking kidding me? Jim? Hang on. Are you fucking kidding me?

Jim Serpico, is that you? Serps. You're on the YKW. You're on the YKWD podcast live with Nick Cody, nick kody will sevince the rattlesnake portareken uh... luis j gomez kelefist doger and christopher what's happening did not much i think i'm doing good man what's uh... what's up what's going on well i have something that i can't really talk about right now okay well okay well have you have i want to go see hava musical that your client

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That was so funny. It really is funnier than you. Someone was reading the lines of a script, who was it? No, the other way. I got to set this up real quick. We got to explain to everybody what this is. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna lie right now. Is it over? That is the shortest off-roadway run. No, it's a showcase. It wasn't even a run, it was a step. It's not an off-roadway showcase. What is it?

It's a showcase. Shut the fuck up, listen. What the fuck, dude? Why do you go with only her? You gotta go right to the show. I know, but why? Because he wants to fuck my titties. That's why.

I know. That does make sense, right? We should, oh, sorry. I'm just saying rape her titties. I believe your sunglasses on the whole time. Yeah, it's a showcase. Kelly, you have a man here. Kelly, first of all, he gets tired around second half.

They'll get tired, he takes him off because his eyes get tired from being in the dark. Coley Flam, no carbs. Yeah, like his brain, I ain't really done as my other senses are heightened. Just let him go to the dark. Coley Flown. No comps. Like his brain. I mean, it really does. My other senses are heightened. Just let him go for a day. That's not true.

You said at the beginning that your sightings, your other senses are fucked up. What sightings? I don't know, but when you say it, it sounds like it's something. Sightings. Yo, I joined the gang called the sightings. Well, shredded black eyes at rad bikes from Jersey to Manhattan to do spots site tons So we just play along with the glasses thing right? Yeah, what's up? So good finish your story finish your story Fucking say something mean to her and get over with me. I'm a fat big

Kelly's on fire Kelly's on fire Kelly I just want to put my hand in scoop or titty out Oh, it looked like two spoons of ice cream I scoop small So go ahead, you just said that because you wanted to say scoop You read in my joke emitting dummer Agree I don't get what she's going for I'm get what that is

Little little just come on. I don't get what it is. I don't I don't give a fuck tell people we get listen We're gonna take a break in 15 minutes. I can't get what it is. I don't give a fuck. Tell people, we get, listen, we're gonna take a break in 15 minutes. I can't wait till she dies. She's not gonna, dude, you say that. Did you hear what happened to her? Yeah, she's dying. I can't wait till it finishes with the job, God. Dude, don't say that.

It's just six feet under. Speaking of that real quick, I want to give a shout out to a very great Boston comedian, not a shout out, but I just want to say, you know, Rich Saisler, who you guys may not know, but is one of the funniest guys, or me, Burp, Atrice, Cook, coming up, and it always has been one of the funniest great Boston comedians. He used to run a show at the Collins Comedy,

Nick's Comedy comedy on root one Every Wednesday night and would put us all up Didn't give a fuck a lot of three Johnny's dude a lot of the headliners would fucking make it really hard to get on this This guy put everybody up no matter what he'd sit in the front row and eat Chinese food and Comment while you were doing your shit. I mean, the funniest intro ever, I was so excited to get on a show for the first time and he's bringing me up and he's like, listen guys, this next guy, I really need you to really give it up for him and you know, he's got full blown aides and he's dying and really, you know, he might not be that funny, he's really, but if you know, just really

get into it laugh and you know, because he doesn't have that much long to live. So give it up for Robert Kelly, he's got his. Oh my God. And I went up and I was so new, I was like, I don't have AIDS. And they were just like applauding. I was like, I just didn't know. I was like, that's when AIDS was AIDS though. I mean, that's when AIDS, to do an AIDS joke then,

was when AIDS was like fucking popping like you know 1995 Because you went that skinny yet you didn't have that pretty mercury kind of cheekbones going on I hope you die Yeah, put it in one of your tits to even them out I So he he actually fucking he passed away He's he passed away. Yes, he died yesterday He got a he's he was on the cruise ships and he got some rare fucked up disease

That paralyzes no it paralyzes your body um and 90% recovery rate it just attacks your immune system, but they sent them to Puerto Rico. And he was there recovering. He had a bad back and all these complications happened and it was very sad and they were trying to transport them, but it was like $60,000 to get a medical helicopter. And then he got something in his lungs and they couldn't do it. And he got an infection and it just escalated and it fucking, he was one of the greatest guys. Always great, anytime he saw you,

he was fucking just happy to see you, that type of guy and he passed away, rich-sicler. So there's stuff on the internet to raise money for his family. I know why would we do that, he's dead, because there's a lot of medical costs and there's a lot of shit going on. I know why would we do that? He's dead because there's a lot of medical costs and there's a lot of shit going on. I know with Arty and my friend,

Joeian Eddie, in Boston got throat cancer. And he, you know, he's, here's the thing, you lose your throat. We're not actors. We don't have fucking insurance. We don't have medical. Well, a lot of us don't. A lot of people have to go to fucking clinics and shit.

And these guys, when you're out, if you lose your voice because you have throat cancer, you're out for eight months. You're not working. You can't, what the fuck are you gonna get? Unemployment? No. So, Joey and Eddie is another guy out there. You can find him on Facebook and donate to him. $5.

A dollar. $20. We'll help these guys out. And, you know, $20. We'll help these guys out and you know, Rich passed away. So, you know, RIP him, he's a great guy, rest in heaven, and God bless his family and his fiancee was getting married.

Yeah, I just carried away. That disease is a scary, his kid I grew up with. What was it? It's, it paralysed you. Just one day he wakes up, but you wake up, you wake up and you paralyze. Yeah, you wake up and you paralyze. Fucking nuts. And you can't, you can't you can't do anything from like a tick-by

Or something no, they don't know what it's from I remember the kid got it and you couldn't you know Because away right you know he's kids still on crutches. You can barely walk on Terrible terrible. I wish that happened to Kelly. That's what all that what we just said that that's what I wish on her This is this is my love. Come back. This is my love comedians. We will have a moment. We will forget but someone will bring it back to funny somehow.

He's not kidding though. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. So people understand how the musical not the how the musical there's not two dozen there you fucking don't Can I remind you it's H.A. apostrophe yeah Bobby now Like huh is it too hot? No, it's not Okay, it's a sequel That runs for half a day at the stand

It's brunch how the musical now until lunch time, for the first. So what is it, man? Explain to everybody what it is. It's a musical, the idea is from the audience. Audience is perspective. Yeah, audience. You're watching a night at a comedy club. Right.

Now here's my question. Why can't they just go to the comedy club? Because at a comedy club, they're not going to break into song, dance, and narrative. Isn't that the point of there with a comedy because that comes up They're not gonna break into song dance and Narrative point of going to a comedy club so that doesn't show is actually like behind the scenes of a comic Close yeah, you go to comedy is gonna see stand up. You're not gonna see behind the scenes all the shit the hatch They're gonna see comics Fucking hating each other busting walls They touch on all that types of busing balls

And is one of your ethnic comics so there's a black guys going you going, you know, man, I can't get on this club. He's one black guy on the entire show. I guess they. So it's real to life. And he takes, he takes place of all the black. Does he rap? What does he sing? He sings.

I can. In this comedy club, the lights on or are they off? Oh, Cody. I keep up. I keep up along. What? No, the light. I'm, look, do this. The show's good.

What Will is talking about is Kevin Farley, Chris Farley's brother. He's the lead, like he plays the host of the show. Yeah. And he's reading off of like cue cards, because it's just a lot to remember. And it's a showcase. So he just doesn't have it all fucking. Isn't that the, wait a minute. Isn't that the, on the night of great. What I'm saying though, isn't that your responsibility as an actor and a To to get to remember lines. I know he's an actor. I'm not so apparently not

No, I'm saying did he not have enough time to do it? We had a one-week of rehearsals So you didn't have enough time we've never a lot of time and how long did he have the script? I don't know seven years So you have one I'll tell you I'll tell you I tell you seriously, when you do off-brideway, which I've done in Boston, you have a couple months of rehearsal. I mean, it's a lot of rehearsal. Yeah, and the show it's a big, it's not like it's a, it's not a bullshit show.

We don't just sit like, we'll judge that. But go ahead. It's a legitimate production, dude. I'm telling you right now, like they're paying everybody on the cast, pretty decent money. It's fucking, they're trying to get the cast but pretty decent money it's fucking uh... they're trying to get this is a thirteen week run and there are guys who really fucking now the christian finning and great net

big j's great kacy ball should be fucking great great big j sings big j has a whole solo and dance number is it great it's great is it great it yeah i will let me let me out what was the week bill let's go pros and cons i want want, I want two pros and two cons, okay? The cons. Well, let me ask, let me, let me do this. I'm doing it. I gave you the idea so you don't just fucking say, you know, you understand how this works?

Fucking jackass. I want to hear one pro, the pro of it, the best thing about the show. Why somebody should go see this? It, it, it, very informative about the comedy world. Okay now big fan of comedy. Yeah, this will help this you would love this show It's gonna help people help people on the healthy like the lady I was heckling you. Yeah, it helped you I hope people understand that but just shut up and we shouldn't blame the comedian Okay, yeah They try to give you an insight from the perspective of the comedians just kind of what we go through and just like it does come from a place

Where this is kind of like therapy for us and that's kind of like the the poignant angle on the show. Okay. Now give me a con the con is Louis Jago I see that quick it was Everybody got their street clothes on like it's not a play. What do you mean? They just there's no wardrobe? What did you want them to wear? Comics There's no wardrobe. What did you want him to wear? Like comics look at these get the wardrobe for comics should they all dress like Kelly's dress today like colorful Like the fucking fat snow white

Snow cone white Smash that snow cone You know it shakes getting fat when she when they start wearing the WWE Championship belts. That's an ornament, that's an ornament to the Alfred. Now coming to the stage, the champion lifts Kelly Fats-Douga. Kelly, you think I would black her, you're not fat at all, you're actually like that. I'm loved like I'm love She doesn't day black guys if you know what I mean She was getting the way

Lost off fat Lee right that down fatly Fatty listen I like here's a thing so so the con is they don't do it's serious This is what well is everybody good in it is everybody good. Yeah, can you do me big J like how do you write? I'm not all right here. No, you got spot listen. Everybody's good. How is big J big J? He's great great? Yeah, because yeah How it now stop I know you can sing I know he can dance Jay don't look like a dancer, right? He didn't look like senior and I'm like oh shit Jay got freaking skills, right? He should I was character as a crowd work on so in the middle of the song he breaks into like fucking crowd work But it's his shit so he gets to do what he does. It's very funny as well. I always show highlights each comics

It's very funny as well. I always show high-lice-ish comics strength. So, Lewis, he does his set in the dark. Does he? In the comics, we don't have a set. We have a song that we do together like a trio of anthocomics. We're basically like the chorus. There's like six or seven cast members that have like bit parts that are kind of the first star. So you're not a star.

You're on the one of the stars. You're just a side player. Yeah, you didn't even get a profile I think I got signed on a week before the winter rehearsal. I Everybody else I think right? What's it? Gibran did no, it's not true I like his passive aggressive voice shit. I like let's go Scovages set you up and did some wife shit to you so did everybody else right as not the way

I said something at the shithead. Yeah, you can. There's a mic right there. We can hear you. At the shithead's level, without a hustle, without a wardrobe, without a, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah. The show is still good. So imagine they clean the show to me.

It's a four, maybe a 3.5, but out of a 10. 10? Oh, I thought you said one to five. I didn't say anything. OK, I heard you. I just said probably we did pros and cons. I gave you, but out of a 10. Oh, I thought he said one to five. I didn't say anything. Okay, I heard what you said. I just said, when we did pros and cons. I gave you, I gave you a point. You gave me, you did say five rattles.

Okay, all right, so listen, so give me another pro, what's another pro? They could sing. Oh, they all can sing. Everybody. For the most part. Most of the somebody who couldn't. Someone, yeah.

Well, we know that person. Yeah. We know them. So, we, so it's me. So it's somebody who couldn't someone yeah, we know that person. Yeah, we know them. Yeah, so we There it's me so it's a comic We got low stuff of steam. I'm a great boy. I nail my part Look what he's doing. I have two sores. I love that you made him into cookie monster So so somebody is good so, so someone we know. Listen, that's not gonna clip the show. It's still a good show.

But when they're singing, you're like, you're talking about Bill Dawes. All right, let's do this. As if Bill Dawes can't sing. Well, it can't sing for shit. Look, hold on. You're not offending anybody because they cast the dance. Wait a minute, Bill Dawes,

first of all, as Bill Dawes getting older by the second, what's happening? I met his daughter. Hees getting older by the second? What's happening? I met his daughter, he brought a daughter to the rehearsal. She's still right now. No, she's in town for a while. He's been saying. Stop talking about it. And he's on steroids too, right?

He's jacked, dude. You lost weight, too. We grappled a little bit just in rehearsal. He's fucking around, dude. Bill can fucking do it. Bill will kill you. Bill will kill you, dude. Bill has a huge, I'll put his dick up next to yours.

He's got a big dick. He's got a big dick. He's got a big dick. He's got a big dick. He's got a big dick too. But here's, you take a white dick like we know. So his daughter's in town. His daughter's in town. I love to get her in the show. I love to get her in the show.

I was a big daughter. Like 15 or 14 or something. She's gorgeous. She's very pretty but she looks like a kid. I picture, she looks like more grown up. But she's showing up. That's great. But she looks like a four. we found out that Bill has a

12 year old daughter that he never told us about. Wow. Yeah, crazy. Yeah, buddy. So he can't say. The first thing they cast at the show, they didn't audition anybody's Hey, you know, I really she just sucks. She's not pretty funny. It wasn't funny. It was I like it that she's just she's literally derailing you. But this is what's happening. You know what's real? Stop, she's putting you on tilt, which is hilarious. This fucking mediocre, no I'm kidding. This is the fact that I is a meaty ogre.

I don't even know. Do you think she's a meaty ogre? You're letting fucking for stuka put you on tilt, which is hilarious Yeah, you are you're getting real mad though She's saying she'll apologize and we're having a conversation. What the fat bitch Kelly's on I

Can't Kelly's a lighter Kelly's a lighter I love his that he was saying that you said big J got cast like two months ago, but then like 10 minutes before that you're like, oh well, the guy just got the script. That's why he's ready off the script. So was it a week ago? Was it two months ago?

No, big J got cast two months ago. It's way different than I don't know when somebody has to say. Yeah, well the guy you said the guy who wrote it, he's the star of it. You know what I was getting? I was kidding. Oh, I really know. Oh, so that was a joke No, you take stop it you take the hangi sheath No, no, give it give the hangi sheath to this fucking dumb dumb. It's a bandana or a hangi chiff

dumb dumb it's a bandana or a hanky chief She's hangy chief I really look how spelled damn it I Love will you do the show every week? Please I love you so much dude. I can listen to you talk all the fucking time. Oh god hangy chief What You talk all the fucking time. Oh, God, hangy, sheaf. Bobby, what? You know what I love about? No, it's great. Will has giant massive black Ashy dick.

What, why I really love it, Louis, that he's like, really nice. You can see all the van in his cock on your lower lip while you're sucking it, dig, dig, dig. You know when he's gonna come from his heart rate? I've never suckered dick in my life. But I, what I love about Louis that he likes to dress. I know, for duress. I got it. you dick in my life. But I would love it Louis that he makes six risks.

I know, four do risks. Okay. I know Ted. You know, thanks fucking, there is my Cody staying there is cause you're blowing him too. All right, I'll stay as long as you suck it. Hey.

Oh, great. I know, it's like blowing your brother or Chuck Norris during the middle years when he wasn't really in shape. I always say Chuck Norris. He really does. Chuck Norris is is like I'm successful brother. Yeah, I'm just like I forgot Cody was here Cody nice thing shit. Yeah, well shit. This is very New York. This is everyone Top of their voice screaming. I'm just taking that. I'm just true. Don't first. Well don't believe me I love it. I'm just like this is fucking crying

You job down it and they draw I'll give a comment Exactly, so what am I? This is shitty, but I love it Thanks for proving my point, anyway You'll be Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha All right, listen We're gonna take a break real quick

So everybody can take a piss and get on their phones If you get on your phone again, I'm kicking you out Let's do it, it's just I don't care Just be with the babysitter shit I don't care if you be with the babysitter shit. I don't care if you're making sure that my house is not fucking burning down.

No, baby's 10 years old. First of all, you don't have a house. All right, you live in the projects. Okay? I don't live in the projects. Yeah, you do. I live in a nice apartment. No, you don't.

You live in the projects. I live in a nice apartment. I would not fucking come to your house for anything. Like a party on your building. Nobody's coming to your house for a party. I live in a very nice apartment. Have a party and see how many people show up. I had a birthday party for anything. Like a party on your building. Yeah, nobody's coming to you house for a party. I live in the very nice party and see how many people show up. I had a birthday party for James. And who showed up? All the people in the project. Yeah, all the people that live in project showed up. My drug dealer, the guy who sells me my gun clean solution. I would, Kelly, you have to go wash

because my tongue is fucking that. I'm gonna, I'm gonna find it with a smell. Is it your fucking dirty armpits? Or is your fucking smelly, florally titties? But I gotta find out what it is because it's on my Yo voy a encontrarlo con el smell. ¿Es que es tu espalda de peor y de arp? ¡Este es tu espalda de peor y de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su espalda de su ¡Pipo! y otra Fisio Digital. Cada año queremos que disfrutes de la asistencia médica presential y digital que mereces. Dal paso a sanitas y disfruta ahora de bluayud durante un año gratis. Pulsan el banner para saber más. Suényas con un futuro más allá de los estudios de grado, gracias a las becas de post-grato en el extranjero de la Fundación La Caixa,

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Hold on, the word audio thought come. First of all, the word tweak is a real word, and he spelled it wrong. How do you spell it? T-W-E-E-A-K. It's not spelled T-W-E-E-K. Oh, you said E-E-D-W. Oh, you said doubly.

Fuck, I thought. Are you right? But I'm stupid too, so I'm on you. I have to take the hit with you. Dude, he said it right too. No, I really didn't. That's right. There's one thing that I like about Lewis J. Gomez.

He's not totally stupid. He's dumb in life and socially. He's a fucking moron. He's dumb. But like he can actually, he knows how to spell. I'm pretty sure he's stupid in math. But actually very surprising. I did very well in my math. Why you a fucking Jewish guy? I was counting. Very surprising. Very surprised. I was I did my SATs. I did very well with the math portion. God Lewis, 7 plus 10 times zero is what? 17. No, zero. I just said plus zero at the end.

No, Kelly, you had an extra beat. 7? You said 10. 10, gross, unfunny bitch bitch seven plus 10 times zero is white zero oh my god Lewis is dumb Lewis is seven plus 10 times zero is zero oh my god who is this being taught it it depends what the brackets are all right hold on seven plus seven seven you really are just fucking idiot hold Oh, I'm Oh, no, you're an idiot. I'm it. I'm a You're an idiot. Listen Lewis's defense. We it depends what the brackets are

No, fuck and thank you. No, you're not multiplication first You're the most blackest person in the application force Well, you just pass your residency test. That's what you know this shit Will when you take over what you take every pot like a ship We'll just pledge himself as an American three days ago and he just passed the math I listen I hope I didn't fuck up the show Why I was supposed to do a test at the beginning because we have the new microphone on the new amp preamps and I was supposed to what? Okay, all right Oh, we're All right, okay. Wait a minute, hold on, time out. No, no, Bobby.

I love you, buddy. Yeah, I love you, buddy. Yeah, I took that. Scobo literally just saved the day. And you just skied right over that. Exactly. Skied? I don't know.

I don't ski. Yeah, we know that. Roller-bladed. Roller-bladed backwards right over that. Yeah. If it's Bobby, he skipped. The belly shirt on. He skipped. He skipped. When Scobo fucks up. Hey, it's Bobby he skipped the belly shirt on

When scuffle fucks up if scuffle would have fucked up Yeah, you would have literally murdered him in front of a couple people and you just say hey, yeah So when he mess up you attack him, but when he when he stays a day you don't say shit Party poppers and then pull it what he will fireworks what the fuck you you don't wanna scuffle, thank you for taking the initiative up top. Well, I didn't, he said, no, I checked it. He didn't, he did what he, first of all, fuck this. What did he, he did what he's supposed to, he's supposed to do. He's, he's not done it nine million times. So, so, when he did it, I was shocked, okay.

So, I'm supposed to, yeah, that's what he does No, I did what I've done so basically what he did was go I did what I'm supposed to do Bobby for once I got it you should be more happy because he didn't show his lifestyle. That's not the way it works That's not the way it works when prison I don't like fucking in prison will okay stop talking to me like I'm a fucking prison guard But we're all comics we work off a graph. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go. But thank you for doing that dude He probably do it every time from now Well because he absolutely not cuz I fucking done that to him and he's failed Chris is client. No, I'm good. No

He's good. He knows you know Chris back me up. I'm good Back me up. I was supposed to do it. Oh, you know what? This is like a off-the-white situation. You understand that he can't say anything. You understand what they're doing, right? He's gonna be the same. You understand that Lewis doesn't care about you at all.

You understand that he does nothing for you. Nothing. He tops me out. I said, you help me out. I said, I do nothing for you. I said, you help me out. I said I do nothing for you. I said you help me out. This is like a bad wife.

She can't say nothing because when we live, we don't feel ass. In the fridge, there's sodas and beers and frozen peas for his eyes out the woods. Wow, fucking guys. Can we stop for one second? Can we give it up for Cody? Five two. Australia is in the house Food in here, so there's no pee

Bobby I'm game of thrones. I'm not helping you with the shitty Joe I'm not taking I'm not taking half of bandana because you're a fucking idiot You're not a spell and that's it Louis stop getting out of the fucking shot you fucking lounging out of the shot Jesus Yeah, get back in the shot. Oh man, that's a shot, man. That's like he's dead. Listen, so Louis, this, this, uh, this, this, this, this, how the musical, get back on camera. We're just stupid.

Rather, can I ask a question about this musical? Because I'm very happy for Louis. Yeah, very happy. But you're a singer too. Why are you in five? You actually want me to tell you about how the musical is. Why? Why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you get Kelly? It's who is a singer. It's not crickets the musical. It's how the musical is. Ha ha not a hot mess. Can you fix me?

Maybe you're gonna rip me off the wall there. Can you fix that? You're fucking alcoholic. I'm very happy that Lou's doing this. Well, Lou's is doing. doing his gone outside his comfort zone. Hasn't he? Going away from selling that up. But to be singing and he's dancing. To be talented. Not what he's Spanish, but he's saying is, what are we, what comfort zone are you talking

about? Funny, talented, what? I just want to know, are you singing and dancing in the show? Yeah, and I'm also not going outside of my comfort zone. I was in musical theater. I was in four huge productions. Show us some right now that you've already showed us give us something from the pleasure Give us something from the play right now One two three go until I actually talked about this. We don't we're not doing any of the music before

You're not You're not fucking promoting you could do a little song right now give a taste and then you promote it They told us not to do what they do What they don't want promotion they don't want us to do it guys. There's no one online the producer. Oh After there was a feature on No, I'm saying this fucking hall. I just agreed that he'll do a different song Con Volotea, la región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca. Espectacularismos, monumentos, rincones de película y un sincindia aventuras te esperan. ¡Fliparás! Vuelades de Madrid, Amurcia y a otros destinos que te sorprenderán a partir de 19 euros.

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If you if you if you want to confess that he's a singer that'd be awful I I have I will give it up to Lewis one of the things one of the things that I find Attractive about him is his ability about him is his ability is the ability that he is he is talented in other genre yeah genre genre sorry I did that a you had a fucking e I'm double e you can't actually think but what I can do is I know how to perform on the stage at the show in front of the crowd If it goes on a 13 week run, I should take over the spot

The man who doesn't know the man who can't memorize one single That fat fuck will be gone. I will take my throne Where I Belong Bob was your brother. He's from ha ha the sequel Do you do nothing Bobby Bobby the main role? Yes, I can eat the main role Because it's a fat joke. That's my forte. That's what I do.

And that's what I say. I eat pizza. I eat pizza. And I improv with the crowd. Hey, would you get that shirt? Is that your wife? How long have you been married? I'm one of the literally big J song.

Really? What the song is? Yeah. I don't think you can. Youee! Literally big J song. Really? Is it? What the song is? Yeah. You can't give Big J work. This is what you can't give Big J work. The other way Big J is going to make it, if he can do a show called Crowd Work.

If Crowd Work's in it, I do this good, whatever the fuckin' Big J impression is. You can do all that. Kelly, how the fuck am I going to say nothing about that? I give it a bad damn. Kelly, I give me the bandana Kelly I will take the bandana because bombing is part of the art

Kelly wants to listen to the rehearsals She did? Yes, I tell you, why don't you get Kelly? I should have done it. She should be honest to God I was hit by a machine. Why? Because I have to do ghosts. Listen, you then should get somebody who's new from somewhere else alone scared

and someone who might not make it in this business. They should have that aspect of it. It's just funny that Lurie's like, sometimes I do stuff that's not stand up, like I'll do you. We know. It's called fucking the U.J. I want to make a point.

Just go ahead. Just make a point, we're not doing it. God forbid I make a joke of my You're Make a point? Kelly can I make a point? Yeah make a point good What's listen Kelly? Kelly yeah, you can't just really how we sound You know what yeah, it is you fucking it's just a

Let me actually legitimately make this great video. I was please legitimately make it though. Don't fucking not be legitimate Listen, I don't want what your most of your kids are okay. I want it legitimate I Producer and writer of the show So I mean something to stand up and said hey, we really want you in the show Yeah, we think you should not do stand up. We think you should sing your act Somebody who stand up and said hey, we really want you in the show. Yeah, we think you should not do stand up We think you should sing your act Cunting or daily the only way your act will be funny is if you sing it

Let me legit if I take my hat off then I'm I have a son I hope he learns MMA. How you went to hat and shy Bob do her about it. Hello, man Come on. They're gonna make his point. I am gonna make it point, I'm sorry. Take the glasses off and we'll stop. Prison will it get on the limit? That shut up. So the person in the show came up to me and said here's X amount of dollars

to come and be in this production of this show Kelly. 17. You do. They told you. Here's, here's what, we're gonna pay you what you make in a month. 50 whole smackerous keys. Tomorrow on the weekend. So you saying that it's okay to sell out for money? Here's what we're gonna pay you what you making a month 50 whole smackerous keys

So you saying that it's okay to sell out for money yet. No, this what we're doing. We're trying to Fucking out is yeah will stuff because you're black making making statements No, it's good to sell out for money. Yeah, dummy I legit want to answer the fucking point that she makes she's a fine. Can you do it faster? I gave you no? I tried to but you guys keep on fucking talk. Yeah, it's called funny That's what we add to the show while you had your thing. Yeah, yeah, go ahead Nick Cody's finally It's fucking being fun. It's an hour and forty minutes in let's go Beard are you dickhead? Come on guy? I gave you shit about putting putting on a Talent show at a comedy club as opposed to putting on a standup show

Which you're dying and in need for stage time I was I'm being paid to sing act and tell jokes in a musical. It is not the same thing They're not too parallel supposedly supposedly supposedly I think it theater acting is very good for crafting your Cramping act no, I'm just answering Kelly's point that I'm a hypocrite. I love the way fuckers I love the way scubo makes fucking points Yeah, the dinner dinner is good for acting. You have great. The editor acting is good for your things.

He's got great theater acting here. Yeah, scuba. It's a broadway here. Strength. Give him the heck a sheep. I want to hurt an entrance. Give him the heck a sheep. Because I don't know if you mean serious.

That's the fact. Alright, kid. Oh, so I'm going to say, the hair's a dead. No, it was so bad. He doesn't deserve it You know what I'm saying? I don't even want to hit. I don't want this hangative getting whatever he has So we'll all fucking be a shitty as Australian comedians. All right listen How Kelly just looked at him like he goes to God frame me mate Now you're in your right mate. Yeah, I did

Please don't bring it up. Can you not bring it up landed at him? I, I did. I'm pretty the whole before. Yeah, yeah, I'm helping you. Oh, please don't bring it up. Look, you're not bringing up later to him. I love you Kelly. Wait, I'm glad you're back. I'm a I missed the hell out of you. I did. I'm glad you came back fat. Lewis loves this. I am pretty fat. I did. I miss I miss Lewis too. I miss all your I miss all your looks. Johnny. I missed all you guys. Look at him. He does. He's doing good. He's actually I know that I inspired him at one point because he was losing weight And then I went on no sugar no granted and I I was actually less than him one day I weighed less than it so that motivated him to step it up and now you look great And you just motivated me to step it up. I'm on the no sugar no Brett challenge this week

Actually the wheat one and the money one. You know what you got this rare disease is to take out good comics. I got what you say? Scubo? That episode actually inspired a bunch of comics to lose weight. A lot of comics. Which one? The No Sugar No Green? Oh no shit. A lot of comics. I'm glad that we motivated you, fucking guys. Now, if you could just motivate you to write better material, we'd be good. All right, we're not that funny.

I guess I'm fucking... Listen, don't fucking stare. Listen. I'll give you something to throw at you. You fucking I won't. You really made some work about it. You didn't even learn from what I did before and clearly my joke bombed, but then I just stand in him like it was a fact.

If you'd just backed yourself there, you would have been fine. But you went, oh, right, that wasn't good. I wish we had a borbond bandana. It's a fucking hand you. Just a fucking boring. I'm stopped listening to you, right, when you said, excuse me, I just, I think I'd. I think I'd have a beer to put in that fucking boring mouth every once in a while. I'm kidding.

Cody, I love you. You know that, dude. I love you. You know what, shit the fuck, I'm gonna say that. Why do you gotta get, get, get, get, get. It's very nice to have a pretty. Why do you gotta fucking do that? Why do you go right to get up?

He knows you're kidding. He knows you're kidding. I'm kidding, Cody. I know you. Listen, shut the fuck up. We know that. You fucking angry seal. Relax. Prison will, it's prison will. It really is the fuck up! No, that! You fucking angry seal, relax.

What's he, what's he, why? It's prison will, it's prison will. It really is, prison will's fucking scared the shit out of me. You can't help kidding now. What are you gonna do, smash a bottle and put it into my throat, relax. Just chill, chill, relax.

These chill, does Luke? Will's fucking high-tens. Well, I think this is, I look it, I think it's better than the fucking blackout comedy show. I think this is better. How did that go? It's not the same series. I think it's, I think it's better.

It went great if you asked them. What's the blackout comedy show? He does a show in the complete darkness. That's his new thing. Are you serious? No, it's my business. Which is a show that Will does every time he's on stage. People.

Turn the, all right, whatever. He was on the Joggy Will, don't worry. Oh, you're a Joggy. I don't love you, man. I don't love you, man. I don't love you, sir. I don't love you, man. I don't love staged, people. Turn the, all right, whatever. She was on the Jokey World, then where I did it. Oh, you're joking. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you and you love dancing and singing and still keep your wife and kid. Dancing and thinking. You guys have about the totally new show where all the comedies come out but naked in the show. That's not a new show. That's been going on forever. I think you said nude show.

I don't know what he is. But that's naked. We know what nude is. The fact that I got five out of the six words, I should be reminded. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I see it. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm not coming when I'm gonna come when the guy knows his lines Thursday How long is the rush first is the last night? First day here's the deal. I was gonna see that sitting. I was gonna take it a run island with me on Thursday

My fill my hour special. You know, it's funny. I The chick from the wings place. Yeah, Joanna. Yeah, she's fucking awesome name the wings place But I forgot the name bonehead bone heads right best wings ever I mean man for man loose when we're at the last time I was at comedy natural island Joanne owns this place called of fan of mine She's coming to a bunch of my shows. She's like a hot little metal. She opens up this wings place I'm like, yeah, she you know, it's cool. We'll stop by we go by it is the best wings She's coming to a bunch of my shows. She's like a hot little metal chair. She opens up this wings place. I'm like, yeah, it's cool.

We'll stop by. We go by. It is the best wings. And fuck and bums me out because you can't get wings like this anywhere. So. Because I've tried, they got me hooked on wings. You get, we got 50 wings. All right, we just said fuck it.

And you pick your sauces. And the sauces are fucking nuts. One of the sauces, which I'll never forget, was real bacon bits, like real bacon. Yeah, yeah. Maple bacon. With maple syrup. So you dip the wing in the maple syrup and then you dip it into the bacon.

And it's five minutes. It's like spikles. Yeah, it's like, yeah. It's still been. I've never been to another, like I've been above a lot of wild ones, which is great. Fuck that, man. And then the other cool thing about this place,

it's like a rock and roll metal theme place. So table one table be arosmith one table be Motley crew Yeah, then and then they play fucking you have see events all the you have see events this place was literally made for guys like me Yeah, yeah, oh absolutely and and another thing too and every chicken there thought Lewis was a god I do they wanted to fuck on they were all like little, little dumpy girls with fucking pink in their hair. You know, they have one streak of pink. You're not dressed like that. Like suicide girls, but suicide, suicide like middle-aged women.

Yeah. They're like the mascot of that place. Oh, he was a superstar. Yeah. Fucking superstar. I'm a man winged. But yeah, so Thursday night I'm doing a show and impromptu show over as me if I was coming.

Over at the comedy connection in Rhode Island The next night my my hour special that we live from the village underground Got into the Rhode Island International Film Festival very first. So it's very prestigious. Yeah, it's up for You know for it's for an award stand up show my hour special got in and me surpeccone the whole crew my hour special got in and uh... me surpricot the whole crew uh... barto uh... seletti everybody will go down

it's playing at the uh... rhodoman performing arts center which is an eighteen hundred-seat theater it is fucking gorgeous are you staying down or you coming back and then going back on friday well i'm i'm not staying down and then i'm going up to the hampshire for a week if you're coming back and driving back i I'd go with you to watch it Friday. I'd like to watch it. You should come, take the train out.

Just fuck it. You guys should all come, man. It's fucking awesome. It's gonna be, dude, look it. Here's the fucking, the real, this is coming out Monday, right? It could be, we shot the special in the 200's. Yeah, that's the venue.

And it's being played in 80s. It's ironic, okay? But here's the thing, it might be just fucking 20 people in an 1800s theater watching my special. We're doing Q&A after, so it might be just Q&A with us. I don't know. Who the fuck knows? So we're trying to get as many people.

So if you're from Rhode Island, you listen and live. And if you guys can help me out too, I'm if you can tweet about it when I tweet. It's not tweet about it. So it's a pretty prestigious thing and run out on international film festivals or legit film festival, you know will you read all these fucking fun. By the way speaking of which my film festivals come up August 19 and 20 at the school of vigilats on 23rd Street between 8 and 9th.

Yeah. It's called the NBC Short films festival. Oh, wow. Yeah, he's been in, he's been doing that for a long time. It's not night anniversary. Yeah, Will Will has a, I mean, one of the greatest things I've seen a comic do is Will's promo for like HBO with that boxing thing. Oh, that was great. Oh, my God. Oh, really? And yeah, you wrote and directed and filmed that, right? Edited everything. I'm going to have to outvote. Yeah. Well, you, okay, you wrote and directed and filmed that, right? Edited everything. I thought about that. Yeah.

Well, you wrote it and started it. Yes. That was great. So anyways, I will definitely go see this. What is it, what is it over? Uh, Thursday's the last night. So you have to come tonight tomorrow or Thursday. Maybe I'll go tomorrow.

There's a lot. Maybe I'll go tomorrow. I'll be half the book. I'll have to book. Here's the thing. I'm lying. Well, so stop pushing it. I'm just saying it that people

listening will go. Keith went on Saturday. Keith went? What did Keith say? Keith was mad. He did. He was bothering me. I think he went to the bathroom but he left with that phrase like, where's my phone? I'm gonna call Keith right now. I'm gonna go okay. I'm gonna call then that's how we're gonna end the show we're gonna get keys I want to I want to count how long it takes him to set the words bothering me. Oh stupid Stupid bothering me I meant to speak to Keith about it, but I had to bounce out of there so fast I'm I'm I'm very good off your phone. I'm getting on my phone to call Keith

Why would he answer my call because you're black? Why me? I don't know why you think Keith screens my calls All right, cool. Let's see who we fucking all right perfect here. We go. Hello. What I love you. No. Yes. Come on. No I wish the eyes under there a better than before. There was a death day before but you can almost say I'm gonna be All right, so if he doesn't answer my I'm gonna be hungry. Oh I was

Did you have a drink? You were drinking person here we go here we go. Shush. Shush. Shush He's the drunk Shush See if he I'll answer my call with friends friends did? This goes beyond color, okay? This goes beyond race. He'll pick up the phone. When I call, he answers. No questions about it.

I never get his voice mail ever. I don't know, he'll pick up. All right, here's his key. Leave him a message. All right, let me talk. Oh, God damn it. First time for everything. Go ahead.

You gotta wait a second Do you know where you fucking speaker is your dumb-dine? You're here everybody so shut the fuck up What is what what is prison will The nicest guy ever He's not picking up for you. What was that? I had a credit.

Oh, he's out of credit. You don't track phone, just ran out. Fucking, you know, he doesn't like you. The one of us, where he's just a shitty friend. You don't have his number. You don't have his number. You don't have his number. Maybe. There's no way you have his number.

It's number. It's not gonna work on that phone either. If phone was made with Legos. You got the Golden Week cell phone. I didn't like it. I didn't want to like it. But the way he says rotary makes me laugh. So...

What do we have? Rotary cell phone. I don't know. This motherfucker, what's wrong? He says rotary makes me laugh The fuck what's wrong? Who's it? Who is it? Case hello, go find out Chris go find out. Hey, it's my wife Hello, oh shit. There's my son max Oh my god, that's my son right there. Hi, Baba. Hi, Baba. How are you? Look at you? I love you so much Good, you just have a little sleep. Oh my god. Hi Todd. Yeah, he's getting tired. We're gonna go home. All right. We're gonna wrap this up guys Too bad Keith. He didn't even try calling them one more time before we go

Look at his all crazy take you can you stop scaring my kid? I know. It's amazing. Hi Baba. Hi Baba. I love him. How great is it? Well, look at that. A kid, huh? Imagine you getting one of those. Imagine you just keep just keeping one of them. That's all you have to do. Just keep one of those kids instead of fucking force them. No, no, no, no, no, you have to get a boob boob boob. I, uh, sorry, I did. I was terrible. Well, all right, Bill Kelly, um, up here,

well, well, well, well, well, well, that's calling Quinn. Just tell me he's not coming by either. My fucking, all my friends stink. Look at all my friends Twitter. They just read, famous people retweet famous people shit Yeah, Joe Rogan needs your help I'm at the ken I'm at a fucking 18 out of C theater could one of you cunts fucking retweet something

My friends I think my friends all have me am mute on Twitter. I swear to God. I've never gotten a retweet from any of them He's not you know what he's doing? He's sleeping. This is, we really just ruined a great show by just trying to get in touch with this fucking old jackass. Sornally old man. Take. Anyways.

I'm gonna go check it out. I would love an audition. Here's a deal. I will just take the part. If it's off or only, I will take the part. How much it paid? I don't care. I'm sure that part probably pays way more than my part.

Okay, well, I will take off. I will take off. Well, let me ask you, I asked this to Dave Smith yesterday on another podcast. What does the amount of money that it would take for you to join the cast of that musical? Where the black comic, how much money would it? No, I mean, honest, I would do it for regardless because that's a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game.

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I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. It's not it but it's not great is it worth the money because it has worth the money is 20 dollars I pay 20 bucks you didn't you didn't hope people up for free 10 dollars you can get 10 dollars on my Who's the promo code we buy I support that support shit. All right check it out guys. We're gonna end the show Cody What do you got brother now the man? I'm gonna ally for a couple of weeks and then back here in November. Okay, you all can know, Vemba.

All right, thanks, but what do you got there? I got NBC Shortcuts coming August 19th, 20th at the School of Visual Arts. Yeah. It's free to get in, ISVP at NBC Shortcut Films, at NBCShortFilmsFestival.com. Gee, that was hard for you to say. And go ahead and follow me at Will Silvens.

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Next week and it's 24 how the world the most say these friends I'll almost say his business bus goes everywhere. I'm good with the well well. Well. That's 500 metric. That's 50 people You did it you took you glasses open. You were funny But I told you I told you he gets tired of his characters I did not I did not get nice a at the beginning of the show around an hour something in after the break He'll get tired of being Max I took him off to cuz I don't want to scare Max Yeah, well you didn't hear the reddle in the second half you don't think you're scared of him with your fucking face

I have a I have a you awkward facial hair that doesn't connect There we go I we gotta go listen yeah, well honey. I got Listen yeah, we're gonna plug it quick. We gotta go guys. I found my Twitter and Louis Shade Gomez also go to my brand new podcast Yeah, you are a fan of the Puerto Rican Reynolds like a fan of the real ass dude I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Go ahead. Go ahead. Check out my new podcast the real ass podcast Subscribe on iTunes Give us a

Go ahead Break it. It'll break it. Yeah, go ahead. Put it in your labs. We're last podcast. Go ahead put in the New York labs We've already got seven million listeners. Yeah, that's do you show seven billion. That's good Yeah, it sounds all the records that pretty much sounds like that. It sounds like that fucking Remeared in the top 40 on iTunes now last podcast. Yeah, that's hard to do I got my podcast is coming up called what am I talking about? Yeah, that's what that's what people say at the end of every episode That's hard to do. I got my podcast. This is coming up called, What Am I Talking About? Yeah. That's what people say at the end of every episode.

Well, that's a cool one. What's my thing? Kelly, what do you got? You can't. I'm going to be at Tuesday the 9th September. I'm going to be at the stress factory in New Jersey. Yeah. Is it your aunt, the Strip Factory?

Yes, the Strip Factory. Give me a max. I'm going to be on the September 12th. Let me see. Crick in the cave. Oh, so was actually want to thank Aussie Jeff squad. I was Jeff squad on Twitter. It's gonna some marshmallows are the best Bosco Vaux-Sanavik He's the fucking bass. This guy is sent us here is a great guy Yeah, I've seen as a whole bunch of marshmallows which I'm gonna eat because now everyone else here isn't I should gonna grain

So I'm gonna follow will so Vince at will so Vince I L S Y L V I N C E Thank you Cody W I L S Y L V I N C E You guys all right Boy What do you got? Baba I yeah, get me on Twitter at Chris Copa And then we're gonna do Bobby's dates right now real quick.

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