Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Spoiler Alert

Episode Date: August 20, 2018

Yannis Pappas, Dan St Germain and Julie Seabaugh join us to chat about Julie's book on Roast Battle, how Yannis will be in wigs on Long Island at 70 and how everyone knows Dan's big ole head. There are also 15 movie spoilers sprinkled in this episode thanks to that big ole head. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You're listening to Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude on the Riotcast Network, riotcast.com. Welcome to the funniest podcast on the planet Earth. This is going to be a clash-define. It's podcast. No rules. I'm going to the mic asshole. I'm sure I've already said should I regret it? Can I get a mic?

Oh, what the fuck? That was trying to keep it like a comic head. I have a bunch of guys on that's a fuck! That was trying to keep it like a comic head. I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down, yapping. Sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's 10 no topics, no directions. I love doing it. Play both sides of the coin!

That's not what a host does! You want a day you think my podcast is popular enough? I might affect somebody's life. You never know. It's Robert Kelly, so you know what to podcast on whitecast.com. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I want some more heat, man.

Give me some heat. Come on, man. I want a fucking crackle. I want a crackle. I want some more fucking condescending. I want some more heat. I want some more heat. Come on, man.

I want a fucking crackle. I want a crackle. I want some more fucking condescending. I want some more heat. I want some more man. I want a fucking crackle. I Want a crackle. I want some more fucking conduct condensation in my microphone. I Want some more shit. What's up everybody? Welcome to you know what dude my fucking camera is twisted Silence Along silence I'm not sure if you can get it. I'm not sure if you can get it. I'm not sure if you can get it. I'm not sure if you can get it. I'm not sure if you can get it.

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No, that's not what I said. That's what I said. I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you. We're all like, is this an over now? I don't know. No, you can talk with me. You just can't be. Some people that sit there, comics always find the need

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Well, you were reading that ad, looking at me in Dan St. Germain. I was like these are two guys who look like they've never had a job Right now right now my listeners can try Zibri Kudra for free. What does that mean? What does that mean? It means get a job fuck face face. Come on. We're so close to making that out of that. This is why I told you not to talk. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, whatever, but here's the thing, even, they even do it with Stern, okay, Zippercrew, that's how big they are. But for my fans right now, free, this is exclusive web address, zippercrew.com slash what dude, that zippercrew.com slash what dude, that zippercrew.com slash w h a t d u d e dot com. That's it right there.

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There's something about a woman that just just makes everything alright. Yeah, just her going not stupid. Elaine, but if that was you, you would have like, dude, no, I told you it's fucking Elaine nine times. And would have been screaming at each other. She goes, no, she called me an idiot and dumb and said I've told you this nine times Without saying it. Yeah, and it felt okay. Yeah, it was all the cadence. Yeah, it was in the cadence. Thank you very much Most syrup more packet So yeah, go to patreon.com session what Robert Kelly and check out the new episode coming up. When is that coming up Sunday this Sunday?

Yes, okay great anyways comedy seller Vegas is happening too and check out the new episode coming up. When is that coming up? Sunday. This Sunday. Yes. Okay, great. Anyways, Comedy Cellar Vegas is happening too. You guys, have you been there yet? I haven't been there yet. I was just there with you and you guys are scouting it. Well, we were, yeah, well let's introduce everybody. Can we introduce everybody, Gabs?

Yeah. First off, we have Janis Papa. Yeah. What's going on? What's going on everybody? To be back. Why do you have to go with that? What is that? I'm just chill out. Yeah I think you're so far into this character

What is this character? I have no I don't know who I am What is that? You're in a jittery dress. I don't know. You're gonna buy a new wig. Yeah, I don't know who I am anymore. What is that? You're in a shit, you drink juice. I don't know. Are you gonna have to buy a new wig? Yeah, I do. I do, yeah. I can't remember. Kevin Brennan's dad says,

it just messaged me. Now, I'm not gonna look at it, but let's take odds, and if it's a shit, a fucking shit fuck you message, or if it's a nice message. Shit fuck you message. Shit fuck you message. Oh, definitely, shit fuck you.

Or he needs you to open door, cause Jimmy Martinez is chasing him. Who's on your show? You're all wrong. You're all wrong. So there you go. Tell him to come up. No, were you crazy? You know what that fucking answer up here?

No, I'm kidding. That was my favorite story that Kevin has ever told us the one where he shit on you and said, and then you just like pause and goes, you know everybody hates you, right? Fucking hates you. It was like it was the most terrifying moment of his life. It's sad that that came true.

Should I invite him up? Yeah, I'll fuck it. Sure. What's he gonna, he's gonna sit on the couch and just say to everybody, I'm gonna sit with the new guy sitting. Oh, he's gonna sit in my lap. Yeah.

Okay. Ah, not. You're gonna come over here. You're a comedian, right? Yeah. I'll try to be. Come up. All right, let's see. We have Dan St. Germain. Yeah. Back again. Yes. Yes. Sorry. It was kind of anything to come back to to a sip of coffee. Yeah. Back again. Yes. And that's like, dude, welcome back. Thank you for having me back. I've got those over a fun time on the show. No little silly voices.

No, I don't. I have no silly voices back to me. It's all for my mad TV audition. Did you do a mad TV audition? No, I never did. I just did it. That's a no. That's funny.

You did that's a no? No, no. I did like a mess and I'll tape. Why do I? You know, I did one of those things. I did one too. I remember, like, they were right in the new tape. Why do I have to do that? You know, I did one of those things. But I did a, I remember like, they were writing the new Mad TV and we were writing on Nicky Glazer Show

and then they'd heard somebody like, oh, what do we need to, why don't we need to make the sketch work and then somebody just yelled, a time machine. You know what I mean? That's what it's called. That'd be fun if you did an SNL edition.

They wanted like five characters and each one of them was just like, somebody with a beer. You were just an Santa Claus, a homeless guy, a civil war. Yeah, yeah. It was just you every time. And I was a wargen. A lesbian from Rhode Island.

Yeah. Yeah. We have the film festival this Wednesday. And we have Julie Seba. Hey, I've never been here and I'm not a comedian. But one of my favorite people, we've known each other for years Yeah, I was saying this when I first came in. Yeah, we've known each other for years. She was she is a journalist She is a big

supporter of comedy fake news Sorry, I'm sorry. Did she say somebody said journal? Is it not not CNN or fucking Fox? I'm just, I know I'm kidding too, helping you. I was, I've been to UCB on the East Side. But a big fan of comedy, you were in Vegas for a long time, you've been a staple in comedy before there was even comedy websites.

Oh, for real, I've been writing about for 15 years. 15 years, yeah. When nobody considered an art form and it was just kind of shoved in like with the music listings. Right. And when I saw David Tell in college, when I first discovered what comedy was, I was like, there's something to this. Yeah. And I started writing about it like in a real way. And now it's everywhere. And I have no money. And it's been great. But you're one of the originals. Oh, yeah. You are one of the originals that started this. And look, it's hard to have a comedy blog

or comedy website. It's, there's something about comics. We're not, we don't care about ourselves. No. As much as like actors or musicians or you know, they kind of get into that shit. We kind of, we don't support each other. It's a very fuck you.

It's me thing. There's gotta be. Yeah, it does take a lot of convincing sometimes. It's gotta be a big hole in you to wanna stand up on a wood plank and fucking have strangers say we like you for chicken fingers. Well, not all of us perform in fucking Brooklyn. What's a wood plank?

That's what it stages a wood plank. No, I don't know. It is, it's like a decline of like, like when they bring a rhino to the zoo and in the beginning it walks around and then it just gradually just gives up. That's all that. I wasn't in the Minnesota zoo

and the only thing that Rhino got up walked two steps and then just collapsed in front of all of us. And that's what I like to write about. That exact phenomenon when the comedian just collapses. It's like that's what I like to write about that. Exactly, phenomenon when the comedian just collapses. That's art. Comedians are all kind of like consciously or subconsciously killing ourselves, right?

Yeah, somewhere. We're trying to exit early. But there's a couple. But here's the thing is the ones that a fucking have a ton of cash seem to have it figured out. Anybody with a ton of cash is the same thing. I think so. If you really try, I mean, yeah, I mean, they seem to tell it,

if you follow people on Instagram or on social media, they're really doing like things are great. Like you know what I'm saying? Things are really good. And like do this and try that and you should do this. And I was thinking about that. And you're like, oh shit. Here you are and fucking Pekipsy going,

I gotta, I gotta grow my own vegetables I gotta I gotta have dude. I gotta I gotta take CBD You I gotta grow my skulls and CBD under my toe dude. I gotta work dude. I gotta take I never trust the guys like I got this one thing is gonna do it for all of you Yeah, just do this one fucking thing I got I deleted my Twitter Cuz you know everything's good cuz you can Cuz your knees don't wobble when you look at your bank balance

That's why you can delete your fucking social media. You don't have fucking bananas and fucking Hey, can you We're a little light on every show Is there any you you're rolling into Toronto doing 17.5 yeah, would be David's deleted his Instagram I felt like Texan like y'all dude. Can I use it? like, yo, dude, can I use it? What the fuck? That's a waste of two million people who are following you because of who you're fucking. Yeah?

Dude, that would be, I'm just saying he is the new Tom Arnold. That would be so. Jesus Christ, how funny. Come on, let's go. Dude, how funny would that be if you just showed up as Pete Davidson? Oh, that would be great. I say that to like the guys who, that's so funny.

That was a good time Arnold joke. It was a great, there was two great, you have three great jokes. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, we have to, we want to bell every time you tell a good one, hand it about. Just give me the bell. Yeah, can you do it?

Every time he tells a go and just hit the bell in front of you. Show you, do some retro actor one. You have to hit, if you weren't, if you didn't have charisma, where you came up, this is what your job would have been. Order's ready. We're in some diner in fact, in Boston. We have something that is a god take away.

I'll leave some throw up there. I'm going to go to, I'm going to go to, I'm going to swing it. I'm, I'm going to go to, I'm going to swing it. I got a little greedy on that one, right? I got a little greedy, yeah. And I like the way you took the Bell away from My my power sent you right away But you took it and then you slid it and you put it in front of me like I'll let you ring the bell

You have an earned it mr. St. Germain. I was trying to get the joke in with the thing and it was just it all went wrong Yeah, you can have it. Yeah, you can't use props. You got it. You got this way you can do a run through well But I'm a prop comic you know that I. I need a show up to the show with a bag, yeah. Yeah. I'm not sure if we're going on first. Is it going to be me? It is going to be me. Let's go, baby.

We're starting to solve. Me? We're going to do this. Who's the person that everyone's least coming to see is the person who he really is I just think about you putting on that fucking wig when Bob Seagars. He right I'll be like 65 in a club in Long Island smoking a cigarette. I'll give you six Thumbs-its. I won't have my money up front. Can you just crack my back? Let's go.

Nora was coming in after you. Listen, I, Chip's got to go up early. It's tired. What? Just do two bag carrying ass balls. You guys bump into each other at Ricky's. Look at my hats and wigs. That's that art form. That's that art form I love. Yeah,

that's the one. Somebody's got chagg chips, Cody spot. You know, because at one point, I think you said you were going to retire the character at one point. Well, I have live and my number show it, dude. That is like, that's got to be this. If you, when you go back to that character, that's going to be the saddest trip to Ricky's. Well, I do it now in podcasts. I gotta get that wig back. No, the wig, the wig. The wig still there. Yeah, but the wig is actually deteriorated.

He's gonna put it on, there's gonna be pieces missing. He's gonna have to find that wig without making it anymore. That wig is fucking seven years old. That wig. That wig. Yeah. There's people who speak full English,

you know how to read it right now. And since that wig first went on my head. That's what I'm looking for. We're all making this country. I saw you on Guatemala. Why would you retire that, though? I didn't retire. I retired the shows.

Well, why would you, and I listen. I got tired of doing him hurt than me. It was just like, you know, it was. Yeah, but you're doing, you're making a lot of money. Well, I made, yeah, I made decent money, but yeah, you know, it just got old. Okay, yeah. But couldn't you make it new?

I did make it new now. So now I do it in the podcast, and then if I do her, I just do the her, a live podcast. But you do her, but not comedy. Huh? What do you mean you do her? I like, I'll just be her. I won't.

When you went out as her, what did you do? The show I would do her. I would do his hand. I would do his up. Yeah, I would do ponos live her Mm-hmm. I would I would start with him then her and then I would close as me and then when you had to switch it up Because you couldn't follow her Just go please not booing them. Yeah, just a bunch of boo That was just curious face is going who the fuck is this That was just curious face going who the fuck is this

That's it I'm back. I'm sorry. That was crazy. I didn't know what was up. What did you do to her? Did you take her wig a friend might open for Jeff Donum and he said I the first 50 men He does a stand up and it's like decent stand up before laughing. And then there's a moment where he's pausing us. Looks, you guys wanna meet some of my friends and then opens the puppet case and just sadly takes out the first like, you know, Muslim skeleton puppet. I just did, I just did just laugh,

stick on his gala. Oh yeah, how was it? It was great. Hit a g the last step on his gala. Oh yeah, how was it? It was great. Hit a gala. He had a gala. And well, the gala, I mean, here's the thing though, is here's where they fucked up.

Brad Williams was on the gala, not closing. Yeah. When you have a little person on a show where the guy is a renttualist. Okay, you know, he's, you know, something's gonna, some high jeans is gonna ensue. And no one's following, nobody's following a fucking a little person jumping on a suitcase

and having Jeff Dunham put his hand behind him. And it was great, he got a standing ovation. You know, Brad does get standing ovation. Oh, he did that. Oh, they It's credits. Yeah, there's no way you can follow that. You can't follow you can't follow. Yeah, there's no way that you know They put up after him. There's a there's a show on in Canada. I don't know if you saw it. It's it's just like a show at a Diner at a gas station with no laugh track. I don't think there's a laugh track. And it's just this Canadian dude. Hey, yeah, you know, that Canadian comedy, no, she came over now.

I mean, hey, you didn't hear that pie. And you know, that's the funny part. Yeah, I have pie. Yeah, sure, I have some pie. Oh, okay, cool, I love the pie. Yeah, we just, that guy went up after Brad Williams who murdered anyways then jumped up and they did this whole improv as a puppet.

How did that know that? Yeah, what did he have Brad saying? Yeah, I don't know. He just they took pictures and he Brad actually said a funny line. I forget what it was. It might be online somewhere where he said something about something about having felt this stupid or something like like that and he goes well Apparently they didn't want he as the puppet. He goes apparently you didn't much your last special on Netflix and but the funny part is Brad looked off into the distance

Like a puppet So he trashed him You got to end the show with that Yeah, just for laughs. Yeah, that'll alert you. Yeah, there it is right there. Look at that. How do you not, I mean, look, I hope he's still a racist doll. I hope he managed to still be a racist.

He made him do an Asian voice. It's a change of life. Yeah, yeah. Why, who's racist? What? Who's racist? Jeff Donham. The terrorist? The terrorist dolls dolls that's what they say the Mexican

jalapeno puppet they say he's racist for yeah all for having a Mexican jalapeno all the characters are a play on stereotypes yeah that's what stereotypes are you know oh my god you know Jeff don't have as money he's dressing like a fucking dot com guy now you know, I know Jeff Dunham has money. He's dressing like a fucking dot com guy now, you know like I like I would say that That's the new head apple like if you take a look at how I dress except in bigger clothes You just wear the gown version of that. Yes, I look like an art teacher You know isn't it funny? I want to bite Brad's inner thigh look at those little fucking bite Brad's inner thigh. Look at those little fucking chubby chicken wings. I love that little people's legs just mush together by the knee and by the calf. Look at that little fucking

shoulder chest. It's a funny angle because he almost looks bigger than Jeff from the way it's set up. Yeah, it's true. Well, his head is certainly bigger. Well, little Brad's hit the box to the right. Brad jumped from that box to the other box. I was praying literally to every God on the planet that when he jumped, he fell. Cracked his, I love Brad. I just wanna see just a nice hot Jeff Dunham show get stopped with a little, you know the headlines of that?

Yeah. Just seeing the, just a little you know the headlines of that. Yeah, just seeing the just a little bloody little person on the ground. Jeff Dunham's new puppet falls and breaks his head. Brad jumping reminds me of every Tom Cruise movie. Just a midget jumping from ledge to lay. Yeah, you can. Yeah, can you. Keep swinging, no, man. Actually, actually don't no no Have you got me? I don't you stuff I tell my son take a breath Take hug yourself before you talk or act out. I was a guy. I was close. I mean

I think maybe I let him try it again. Do it. Yeah, I feel like You did like the gear up I'm gonna like I want to drop like And he did the gear up shit. You did like the gear up, I'm gonna like, I'm gonna drop like, Alan Iverson stealing the ball, and then just fucking flat-eyed. There's a lot of context. You gotta know that Tom Cruise does don't stun.

And he's throwing the ball. Have you seen the new mission impossible? I have not. It's great. Well, I don't want to, then I don't want to. No, you, you ruined it. You're not gonna ruin it. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, you're not gonna say it.

Yeah, I'm not. Well, the whole, that movie is like the'm gonna, I'm gonna say it. Yeah, I'm gonna. Yeah, I'm gonna. Well, the whole, that movie is like the most interesting psychological study at Tom Cruise. Why? Because he's, you know, like 50 and he looks great. In the end of the movie, it's him fighting Superman, Henry Cavill, who's like beautiful. And he rips his face off and then throws him off a ledge. So the whole movie is like, I won't stop.

I'm Superman. I'm Superman. I wait a minute. I didn't want you to ruin the you I thought that's what you meant. I meant you you said you're 47. I didn't know that I'm not a fucking 87 I'm not gonna see it. I didn't say rule in the In his defense You know the beginning you told us not to fucking talk and then you listen You know the beginning you told us not to fucking talk and then you listen

Fucking signals I make signals I make signal first. Well, you're not listening. I said don't be racist. Don't say fuck them shit look at me There's impossible. I didn't say no talk. I said if you listen to the I said just don't be a fucking little thing It's a bad things during my read Now and then I'm this I just said Fucking tell me the ending Well you said 47 and if you asked the doctor, it's equivalent to 87 Give it to fucking him want to eat it Put in your mouth

But that wasn't a bad joke I just ruined your day It was a try to be a joke. I was just trying to ruin your day. What about the listeners? I can't yeah, it's been effort like fucking two weeks Fuck that listen to me dude. I meant I thought I want more juicin Zach. If I don't hear me like a god, I'll fucking bite your finger off. No, I'm kidding. That's fine. That's way better though. Um, by when you said I don't want to ruin it, I thought you're going to give us a couple of things. I didn't know you're going to go to the end of the movie and tell us how it ends.

Sp... But you just told fucking 10 people when they listen to this on Sunday. Alec Baldwin dies in a two. I'm gonna go over Bro, but I'm gonna put gasoline all over the fucking movie. Nobody's watching this fucking movie. Burn it down.

Fuck this shit. I'm gonna fucking gasoline down down down down down down down down down down down down. I'm a Joker hospital buyer and I'm fuckin' walking away Burn it down I'm gonna have to go buy it in Canal Street now Just watch it on a cam version Christ He just did it down

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It's terrible. I mean, it's not terrible, it's watchable, but it's not. And then you compare it to Infinity Wars. It's different movie making. It's just, I mean, the opening scene of infinity wars could be, it's a drama. It's a fucking space drama.

And then you have fucking, you know, Justice League and he's, can you talk to fish? It's like, God damn it. Yeah. Shut up. And then it's too cool to be Superman. But he was filming, Superman was filming. What's like God damn it. Yeah. Shut up. And then it's too cool to be. But Superman, but he was filming Superman was filming. What's his name again? Which one? Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill was filming.

Yeah. Was filming mission impossible with the beard. Yeah. And they had to go back and film his shit. So they had to see GI his mouth and justice league. And they had no money left. So the CGI stinks. So the whole time you're watching Superman and justice league, you're looking at his mouth. Go, what the fuck? Throw it his lip. Yeah. It's because he had a beard. See, look at it. Right? Yeah. See? Oh my God. That's fucking a gazillion dollar movie. And that fucking loser couldn't shave his beard. that's 15 fucking lawyers

You know like I see that and there's like I'm both sides there like you must know it's oh shit. Oh shit Over here No, just why? Chose to do it He's tribute. Yeah, everybody give it up for a misery loves company burning bridges. Everybody hates this is the name of your show. Everybody hates me. I can't really stay long, but.

Thank you. That's what everybody wishes you'd say when you show up anywhere. I know, even my wife is like, how long you gonna be here? You got to work tonight, Dad? Does your wife know, you know, I remember when I first used to talk to you and used to have trouble, you used to talk about you and your wife

and you'd fight and stuff, I'd be like, why? I like Kevin, I get it. I get it now, you mean? I understand why your wife hates you. Yeah, it's I'm annoying. I just don't get why she likes you. Well, so I think she got duped a little bit.

But like most marriages, you get a little duped. Do you fuck what you want? I just think today, like when you meet a woman, like she's good looking, she's nice to you. And then once you get married and have kids, like she gets less good looking, and she's also less nice to you. So you kind of get duped by the good person.

Actually, that happened in my wife with me, when she made me, how's good looking in this? Yeah, you were. I got fucking, she got duped. I duped, I duped by like the good. Actually, that happened in my wife with me. When she made me, I was good looking in there. Yeah, you were. I got a fucking, she got duped. I duped, I duped, I duped her big time. I had hair, I had a fucking career. Hey, Dr. Inman, you're the only person that seriously, it looks like another human being.

I know. True. I can't think of one other person I've met in my life when I see a picture of you, young girl, I'm like, is that Bobby's brother or or cousin like it doesn't look like a relative It does look like in like the Da Vinci code you know that the priest has like the secret book of Mary Magdal I guess to run down to the chamber and they can, they can't know the chance sex with Jesus. Like that's your aesthetic now.

You know what it's like to live as two different people. Like you've lived. You know, like you live three different people. Yeah, I know three. You're living, you're living Yannis's ex. You live in my ex, you're living real life. You've lived as two different human beings. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Well, I've done it a couple times. And what you different human beings. Yeah. Well, I've done it a couple times. And what you've gone back. Yeah, but you know what's even more interesting? Not only have you lived as two different human beings. You've lived as like the good looking, jock looking bully, and then the fact kid that he bullies.

So crazy. You can play yourself in a movie. Yeah. I can play all over the park. Yeah. Yeah. What? We never mean to a fact kid when you were hot? No, it's never mean to fact kids.

That's about to say fuck now. I've been caught. But I've been fat a bunch of times. I've been fat. You don't understand. You've been the honest your whole life. I've been skinny fat. Six, this is my six fat.

I mean, I've been skinny five times like 2008 fucking shredded 2008 Robert Kelly pull it up sexy Bob. Yeah, but what happened? Why? To not I don't know like fucking good. Thanks. Thank you James. I mean your your body type can't get fat right It's it has to do it's in my family like like, there's a lot of fat, not that one. Uh, that, that, there's my tuition, Bobby. That look at that. That's look at that. That's sexy. Bobby. Oh, hello. Yeah. What do you think when you see that? I, I, I see a Puerto Regan. I think, uh, little Joe, I don't know. I fucking, I should have a rap album. I don't know. I like those jeans. I would have hit that. That's amazing. I would have

hit that. Yeah. Yeah. You looked like, like then you looked like a young pop star aged well. Like you're like an older pop star then, but that's like you're going to go to the hat. Go to the one with the hat right there in the bottom Right bottom right right there. Click that one. Holy macro. Yeah. Look at those eyes, dude. Yeah. You're fucking get your phone and love with yourself. Now click on the right there with Jim Norton right in the middle, down the bottom, in the middle. No, in the middle, right there. Look at that fucking tub of shit. Yeah, you still, you still have the face though, like, still in a good, yeah.

No, but I can get back. I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna do one more time. I think one more. God, you remember when jeans, like jeans were like baggy jeans, we're in it so atrocious to look at now. Yeah, look at that fucking evolution every chart. Ha ha ha. Uh, Dana, why would you say that?

You were still good, you were, you were, you were still in shape. I was all right there, but I remember when I went to that, this really fucked me up. We were backstage, you have to see 100 and we walked in the back. Yeah. And I walked in and Joe Rogan was there and he goes, and I was skinnier than that. Yeah.

And he went, what happened to you? Oh, jeez. And I still remember that. Like, it's like, you know what I mean? It's like shit. Like I haven't seen you in like five years. And I mean, I'm big in that one, but I'm not, I mean, it's not this.

He said that then. Imagine if I saw him today. Yeah, he'd go, she's just a fucking Christ, Bobby. I mean, have you ever been, I mean, I can't get in wait mean I can't get away. I can't get my daughter's like that. She eats all nonstop and try to super thin I was I they used to call me kite man, but I was a kid there was there. I thought I was gonna fly away I don't think all you know But anyway, I gotta go but because now we're in for any if cuz I gotta do my pre tape for my mls I was like a big show. Yeah, it's any if I think Rick Shapiro just walked in so Ricky's great. Yeah, cool. Yeah, all right

So we need an interpreter anyway, I was a patreon doing all right doing better new Robert Kelly before I go to bed I check my patreon then That's all I have left, it's petty grudges. The only guy, literally the guy who got him started in this business. He goes to bed, checks. I mean, literally the only person I ever can about Kevin in the business, I mean, I'm the only one. Oh yeah, so it's the given, I give you 20 bucks every time I say, I gotta get changed, but I'll give you, when you come downstairs, I I give you 20 bucks every time I say I gotta get changed. But I'll give you when you come down see I'll give you 20 bucks.

I'll be at Rosemont Zaini's this Wednesday. I was podcast. Oh, man. You picked a fight with fucking Lesley Jones on fucking Twitter. Did you see the Jimmy Martinez clip? The Jimmy Martinez clip is one of it. It's happened right here. Yeah, what happened? Jimmy Martinez attacks him. Well, it doesn't attack him. It's about to about to. Why do you throw something out? I don't want Jimmy Martinez fucking.

Yeah, that's my favorite is when he's just going Jimmy. Come on. No, the favorite part about that video is when he grabbed his wrists. So Jimmy Martinez, you have the video. Well, we have the video, but here, let me just set up real quick and then watch it. They say something, they get heated. You know, Kevin's pushing, you know, Kevin does. And we've talked about it before, but then Jimmy goes, fuck it, snaps. And then carry crab vets in the chair like what's going to like and he He goes move it bitch Spins her out of the way and then don't bring it and then goes to Kevin and Kevin's Defense is literally like karate that his mom learned in a

In Jersey somewhere you grab their wrists and hold and control their body with the wrist. Like some kemi? Yeah, like Elvis is karate, like Campo karate. And then he goes, but he makes the wrong tone choice because he goes, you want to go outside and to you, they'd be like, you know, you want to go outside and talk about the gym. It's like, what? And you want to go outside? Yeah, let's go. And he goes no no no to talk I have not seen this carry crab at this carry grab is like try to break it up and then she's like fuck it. Let him yeah Oh, well, he's spun her. Yeah, he's a

Get out of the way so yeah, let it place here we go wait. Yeah Volume's not up. This is the greatest sometimes I watch before I go to bed. I Pause it Anyways, yeah, this is I was watching this is his show just to bring you on and just rip you apart just like now try to get you to hit Who Kevin Kevin? Yeah He's just a little racist Not like people like this. He's just got him on the show. He's going your career You're saying you got stuff going on you got fucking nothing going on Jimmy. Yeah, you got nothing going on

Well, I think that It's weird because if you I mean that's pretty interesting To see a thin Of a blotchy skinned white guy. Yeah, just this thin I mean literally looks like he's dying from some gypsy disease Tonking a fucking gorgeous big black dude and this I mean yeah, and then there's this Greek chick in the middle going I mean how do you not watch his hog guys just like you know what I've seen in coplan when De Niro's like you blew it like that's it the entire time It's just him fucking call me. Yeah, it's as Jamie Martinez. He's one of your clients, right?

Is he working today? Yeah, no, actually, what do you mean? Oh, you say you got a job where you work with? No, I don't fuck you up in the me. Stop it right now. Listen, if I have a, if I ever saw that tone coming out, like, what? Yeah, from Jimmy, if I have said, what do you mean? I'd be like, listen, man, let's just work this out. Yeah, you know, stop to show. Change subject. Yes, I've checked. I talk about like something like what is charity team. Chairman does not. Yeah.

So Jimmy, you like sports or? Yeah. We're in front. What got you started with? How many? Hey, Jim, I got these cupcakes over here. Do you like baked goods? I mean, I think everybody loves cake.

He doubles down on it. He keeps going. Hollywood, nigga. I'm doing serious, bro. I'm doing serious. I'm doing. I'm doing. All right. I'm a big series, bruh. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Sorry. I'm fucking done.

I'm fucking done. I'm fucking done. I'm fucking done. Yeah, I fuck with Martinez. There's my love. I was the appropriate Niagara Frequency. Oh, motherfucker. That was the black guy in the room, by the way.

That was the black guy. Mark that. So if anybody goes back and up, trying to book a gig, they're like, did was that Robert Kelly? Replay it. It was you. Oh my god. Carrie was opening for me a governor. She told me about this.

You just got to imagine she's the only other person in this world. It's the three of them. And that's it. So here's a guy filming though that I'm literally going, who is that? Who's filming that the Adam? No, but I was there. I think the cameras were on right? No, but there was a there's a I literally call them I go

I was like keep I want that on On our YouTube page now Of it she told me she was like her heart was like fucking racing average She was like he's about to get killed. Yeah, I just love that I'm behind I look like I'm eating Jimmy's head I'm serious too What's Yeah, I'm doing my podcast He said he's working in Hollywood.

Where's he working? He actually a question. He actually a question. The question. You're not going to win. He's doing the podcast today. Yeah, but is he working in Hollywood? He said he's working.

I'm saying Jimmy's got baggage. He got fired high 97. And he talks a lot of shit. Like he's got the game figured out. He's gambling all. He's gambling all weekend So fuck all that nigga That's it don't affect me when I go into these auditions and I'm on set in all that yeah, too

You know you're scared when you assimilate Simulate no, yeah, dude. No, dude, dude, dude You got to watch her too because she gets you can see she knows it's coming No, the Jimmy's if you watch her Jimmy's behind her and cat she's just looking at Kevin look at her So uncomfortable she's praying she's praying to a crop ellipse right now God you have please get me out of this I will bake everybody pastichio if you get me out of this You know he's not sleeping he's gambling all week and then he's gonna go now no sleep on his on a Monday and This is her yeah, she's starting to look both ways. She knows. She's in the uncomfortable smile Okay, well you should you should yeah talk to smoothie and talk to Shah Shah right now

I'm not punk and I'm calling you out bitch you bugging right now I don't know No, I call me the question is he working Hollywood not where's where's his next gig in Hollywood Okay, you don't know you don't have a gig. Hey yo man, listen bro, I'm done with this. Okay, who is it? I'm gonna stop. Listen, I'm done with it too. I literally would, I would literally put my phone,

I'd go, I'm just kidding. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm out. Jimmy, Jimmy, it's comedy podcast. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, buddy. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, take it easy. I'm like, I said, I thought was you, I'd pull a wig out of my pocket Oh, good. Wow, he's good watch what he does to carry

You said column to see if you got a gig Oh Stop I like her attempt to stop she just goes No, don't she brushes his shoulder a little bit Stuff it or go or go if you want What he throw though? Or go or go if you want I Oh 19 fucking hey 2016 A second that was sexes

That was the problem not the throwing her off a chair That was the problem not the throwing her off a chair You had me till that point They shut up bitch anymore. You can't say that a sad day In the freezer Kevin's face looks like a Renaissance painting like it's like this mournful But look at Carrie looks she's about to do yeah She's leaving I'll solve this Like I used to the Boston comedy club. She just leaves Okay, yeah, she's smart

I'm My black anxiety I'm so awful. That's my black anxiety. It's all clear. Oh, goddammit. I can hear it. It's my favorite mistake. He went away from me outside, but he literally meant,

I will talk in a minute. I just got to wrap up the podcast. He's like, what? What? Oh, fun. No, no, no, no, no, no. I was doing right here. I don't want to see his face just smashing to the camera.

God, Kevin Brennan is, I don't give a fuck. What a piece of shit. So anyways, yeah, I got into it with Leslie Jones this week. I would I'd rather fuck with Jimmy than Leslie Did they really fight though? No on Twitter. He said some shit and was there a spot? Yeah It's just not worth it It's fucking funny though. God damn why Why it's like you remember back in the day when the only thing we had to see Comedy-wise was the guy with the guitar who smashed it over the guys head. Oh, yeah, no, that was the only

Video we had really we were like it was almost like faces of death. Yeah Yeah, did you see that? Did you see that video? Oh yeah, yeah, now there's a million little cobbles and fucking fights and hecklers and all this shit all over the fucking place. Is it Erie Spears one? Yeah, pull that off. I don't want to bring it up. Now everybody's looking at your fucking screen now. Guys focus over here. Let's focus on the show. Let's let's get off the negativity. Yeah, exactly. But how, look how addicted you fucker. I said this and she starts scrolling up and you guys let's read it. I wanna see that Leslie Jones stuff, yeah.

You're a fucking fake news, you want it? You're gonna get, you're gonna get looks. I'm all about that 100% sure. The problematic conversation between Kevin Brennan and Leslie Jones. What was his original podcast with, Sunny? With Lenny. It's called Burning Bridges. Well, here it was, no podcast with, Danny, Lennie, Bernie Bridges? Well, here it was, no, no, no, no.

He was hanging around. We had Ryan Casco on at the early stage, mid stage, whatever. And he was just hanging, and Kevin would just fuck with, just say shit. And he was like, he was at the point. I was like, well, if you've got to be an asshole and people think you're an asshole, Kevin,

why don't you just do it? Yeah. Why don't you just do it on a podcast? Yeah. And I go, and you do, and I'll put you with Lenny, Lenny's the technical guy. He knows that you guys are friends. They were friends. Yeah.

Um, and we'll, Liz kind of went to what fell into it. I go, you have two people to kind of bring you back, almost like you're Robin Quivers. You can say your shit and they're like, wow, stop it. And then kind of make it okay for people to listen to. It was fucking a head out of the gate. Yeah, it was great. I remember we took the whole group. Yeah, I mean, Missouri loves company.

Yeah. It was fire. Yeah. It was a little refreshing to hear someone who just didn't care, had no care in the world, you know. But I didn't know when he left. Like I was in the front like, and then. Well, yeah, well here's a problem with anybody

and it's happened to me. Yeah. Anytime success of fame, I would say fame, not success. Fame comes into play, you think it's you. You think, and you had no help, it's you. It's you other person. It's just, that's what happens to I would say everybody is that when you get this thing you've been searching for your whole career

and all of a sudden people start to like you and you're getting people showing up. I mean, they sold out the village underground and and they were doing a live part. I'm as crazy. And all of a sudden it's like, it's me and you start believing all of a sudden now with it people start chiming in dude you fuck him you other to oh I love you I love you after a show hang out as a headliner Oh, you see the feature like oh you were really funny Well, you see the people come up to you. Oh my god, but they'll always be those few people that go up to that feature and say You're the shit. You know what I mean? You are the fun. You should have been the headliner. That motherfucker believes that. You know what

I mean? To him, it's true. Yeah. Even on like TV shows, it happens. Yeah. It happens to bands all the time. All the time. Yeah. It happens. It's podcasts too. Yeah. I mean podcasts. So that's what happened. They broke up and that was that well yeah, he It was about money, you know, they they want he needed money Yeah, and we you can't just get somebody money. You got to get listeners It's just a good that time Advertising's getting a little better now with podcasts because they figured it out Advertises how to do it but back then they didn't know the radio was you got a You know a million listeners we gave you this much money for an ad all of a sudden there's a fucking

some Mental patient from Jersey City and Lenny Marcus doing a show together how to what a who how many lists? They got you know 20,000. Yeah, I mean out of the gate, they were going, they were 12, they were five than 10, then 12. And when you, and then you start seeing the numbers and you start, it's like, I'll compare it to iTunes. You remember iTunes? Yeah. When you go and your album would be up there and you'd be number one for, yeah. And then you check all the time. Oh, I'm doing that now. It's not number one. No, no, no. But for two hours it was number three and I have to like, I was the fucking king of the world.

Yeah, so it's like you get addicted to that. You get it. Like he does. He checks every night. He makes sure he doesn't care about Patreon just that he's got more than me. But that's like some, that's mental, fucking illness. Well, I feel like he's like gluing his brother's face on whoever is the object of his angle. What do you mean? You know him and Neil yeah, what do you mean because they have that you know? Yeah, well, Neil's kind of like riff

Yeah, Neil's huge He's not huge He's well paid at least And he's known for creating a lot of good shit. I mean he's going down in comedy history Yeah, oh yeah, she'll show yeah, it's one of the greatest things that happened at comedy He's just like connected himself with anyone who's you know Yeah, he does a ton of directing stuff these days Well, we all find it. We're Neil Brennan's public. I mean it's almost disgusting. Yeah, it's just got been an L.A.

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and then have great as brother in. He's doing nothing for you. I know that, right? No, I'm not saying for you. I know, I'm just saying. Neil, if you could do something for me, the big right. It's a brother.

I got one running gig next week and then I'm done. He did have that Netflix special three mics where he did like stand-up storytelling Can I get a half a mic? And then somebody said there should be a fourth mic that was funny. That was good. I was like, I was kidding. I mean, he's living on the beach doing the Hollywood dream and you know, you know, other chuckles sitting here in your studio. Apparently, Neil Brennan's off limits. The fuck with you fucking assholes.

No, I know you and the alumni. Anybody amazin's? What the fuck? I wish for you. That was a pretty good joke. It was good. Yeah, it was good. Three mics.

My dad's thinking about you and amazin's. Three mics. Yeah, this week. But it's, you know, Rick and Rob have the same thing What yeah, Rob Shapiro. I mean, but you look at the constant hate constant. Do they hate each? Oh, yeah I mean guys don't know who Rick and Rob Shapiro are fucking the two galagers. You're not followers Yeah, but they should hate each other because we stole his uh, well because sledgehammer well They know they stole his act. Yeah, he took it and didn't steal it

He bought it and then he wanted it back I believe yeah Yeah, Rick and Rob Shapiro are if you're a comedy fan and you don't know who these guys are you're not You're not a comedy fan. There it is. You're really not a true comedy I put Rob in a sketch that we did a long time ago called club coach Yeah, and then I didn't know I didn't know what to expect with this. And then like there was like four messages on my machine where he was just cursing me out about, because I, he told me to go see his brother,

because it was during a time that they were getting along for a second. So I went and I saw Rick, and I told him Rick was great. I told Rob Rick was great. And then Rob left like three 15-minute messages on my machine telling me how his brothers and pieces shit how I'm a piece of shit And I'm like, oh, okay, you're crazy now. I know, you know, so yeah Well Rick's got like Parkinson's now, so fuck him

Yeah, they were but then there was went and saw them both and it was great. I used to go watch Rick at, um, sidewalk cafe. I saw Rick at the Pink Pony. Yeah, when he was going to come back, I mean, you want to talk about alternative. Yeah. I mean, if anybody started the alternative scene, it was Rick should for sure. We used to go from here and go over these fields to the pink pony and this little tiny weird theater.

Yeah. And there'd be these fucking chick spitting an onion out of her twat as a gag. And then he'd come out and just lose, lose it. And just fucking freeform and in and out of jokes and fucking flip out and jump out of the crowd and swing off shit and you're like, what the f- I mean, you know, it was crazy. Still the greatest that, like the best AA bit ever where you like, what's the guy? I don't know, I can't quote the bit where he talks about, I murdered this person, I did this,

I robbed this bank, I did, but I didn't drink today. Great fit. Yeah, yeah, he did, yeah, I remember he was touring with stand-hope for a while and he kept getting fights everywhere they went and stand-hope had to like break him up and let's see if your stand-hope is actually the fucking voice of reason. Yeah, that's when you like that. The weird turn of events for you. Fucking crazy.

Crazy. You wonder why like, I mean, look at them. They're rock and roll. That's New York. It is. It is fucking punk rock comedy So punk rock they hate each other That's but can't get more punk rock Matt. Hey, let's get along for 60 minutes do the show and then hate each other for the rest of our lives I'm like oh, aces the Gallagher brothers. Yeah, what the fuck is going on? I think it's jealousy

I think it's just kind of jealousy. Well, I mean, always says if you take that one is, one sings, the other one does all the work. And that's when you start believing the fucking, you know, you can tell the one that's saying is, I just want to fucking sing, man. I just want to smoke cigarettes. You can swing, it's welcome row. Well, I'm sorry, that's the worst.

I thought it was great. I was like, who's sitting? Is that soda over there? No, it's Bobby. Gee, soda can do the region. So is just waiting for it to come up in combo. He's like, and his brain goes, okay, hit the Scottish. Oh. His actions are fucking nuts.

He kills two. So does it. It's almost the waste that he wants to make it as an actor, comedian. Yeah. Almost wish that he would just go into cartoons and voiceovers so that we can have like good bugs, or something.

Yeah, yeah. He would have fucking house in Hollywood Hills, you know. I mean, let's all be, so does gonna be a millionaire. Oh, yeah. Oh, 100%. I was just joking. Yeah, ready is, but apparently what? No, no, no.

I just wanted to fuck with you for a second. No, I knew that was gonna be the reaction. What? That was instinctual. I knew what. I tried to get it. I had to reset, but I could see him. That's why I did it.

You revealed your style. I could also see him piss away his money too, because he's still like Irish, you know, but. So does it, no, he still lives in Mike Vecchion. Yeah, but I think he has a, but it's not a money to live on his own. And he doesn't. That's why him and Joe Liste, they're fucking nickel chasers.

I just wish they would just get some fucking like nicer sneakers, you know? Like he, he, he, he, he, he laces him real tight where the laces are like flopping on the ground. I don't understand that. Listen, we need to talk about. We need to talk about. He wears his bottom down open with a T-shirt. We need to talk about it. We're just going down open with a t-shirt.

We need to talk about sneakers. The sneaker game that you're in. We need to stop it. Are you okay? We need to stop it. I mean, it's almost read that. You guys don't know. Everybody was here at four o'clock, if not earlier.

He was here around 20 minutes before four. Sitting in a car. Sitting in your car? In your car. Yeah, and your car because it was raining and you didn't want to get his cement Joy, am I doing it Jordan 3's yeah, the Jordan 3's their gorgeous sneakers man You just feel good about yourself when you're wearing you know Even dad sent you man with Tavy's are nice. No, I mean, they're a little busy for me But you know, what do I I'm wearing a fucking Stover-monster that I got on vacation, but it all works together. They're beautiful. You know, there you go I got you there it is right there. Oh, that's fucking weird that you agree with him

I got my new Air Force ones My spirits. It's a but you gotta admit black I don't like that. He just got blacker because you're talking about When Kevin was up here is just a way man You fucking do it you're joking, but you know you got your Varvados Converse. Yeah, you post some on Instagram. You're showing off a little bit. You know you got some nice Kicks first of all. Yeah, first of all I show off I show off for you guys. I do that to bust your balls But you did buy them. You do wear them. I are nice. Hang on a second. I should but I was most of the time I'm wearing

Hang on a second, but I was most of the time I'm wearing Skechers and it bothers you. Yeah, that I have slip on sneakers. What are you wearing right now? Yeah, what oh these are fucking hot Are you asking me to get his leg up? We got a craving here. I call these the six These are sick 42s A6 yeah, yep, that looks like shoes. All right. He's a sick 42s, A6. All right, yeah. Yep, those look like shoes, all right. These are sick 42s, yo, from A6. Sick 40, yo, sad 33s. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Let's go on, yeah. Yeah, what are you gonna do? Everybody has a thing, I guess. They must suck to live your life. It's like when I was going, when I was balding, and it was windy or rainy out, I'd just panic because I'd have to make my hair with hairspray.

And then if I went out, a wind would start whipping and I'd be like, I just have to lean into it. So I would just stay in my head. I mean, you must suck, life must suck when it went to time and I have a system. I have a system. I have a system. I took Verzy on the fucking mountain. Yeah, we go hiking And he shows up in Nike's

And he's like a narrator now. No, he just didn't want to wear he wanted to look good Hiking you know, she's an Italian kid. Yeah, what is that? He's in have you ever seen his dad? Who's his dad? It's hilarious. His dad is like an Italian kid from the Bronx. His dad wears a chain outside the shirt. It's like a Italian kid's like, you're Uncle Vinnie's. You know that photo hanging in an uncle. It's the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. It's the greatest thing. Listen to me. It's a great thing in the comedy business. I think it's it a photo? It's the owner, Dino and his brother, right? Yeah. And they're there. It's the I can't describe it. I don't see if I have it. I have it. I have it. Try to describe it. It's it's him and his brother.

It looks like the backside of a funeral card, like the photo that they put on the other side would be like a prayer. Like if they both died in a car accident, it's him and his brother I would be like a prayer like if they both died in the car accident. It's him and his brother with Chains outside their shirt posing with three dogs looks like it was taken at Sears And it's like a photo that parents would make like their little kid two brothers who are 10 take But they're both like 45 in it. So it's the greatest. I have it right here. Please bring it up. Yeah, we find it. It is, I couldn't stop staring at it. It's one of the greatest photos ever. Please bring it up.

It's, it's, but the dogs, I just don't understand it. It doesn't, it doesn't make sense. It looks like it should be in like Miami in, in, in 1983. You think it's a joke. You think it's like a Christopher Guest movie. That's why you walk in and you go, haha. And they go, nah, that's, that's us. That's great. 1983 you think it's a joke you think it's like a Christopher guest movie walkin He go, haha, but he go, yeah, that's my that's us. That's great my brother. Yeah. Oh show it around my god It's a greatest

Yeah, oh dogs, hey, let me see it's a great. Yeah It looks like young and the camera and training. Yeah, it is the greatest photo. They got their chains out. Oh, yeah It's a great. You got it. Zach three dogs. It's the greatest photo. I would join that gang. I would too. I mean, sweet guys. Why don't you have these stupid photos? Looks like Mike Vecchion. Yeah, a little bit. It does. That photo was just last time I was at like a Soder in Vecchion's. Vecchion was like eating sausage and peppers out of like a tupperware thing with like at like a soda and vekyones. Vekkyone was like eating sausage and peppers out of like a tupperware thing with like a like a wife beat her on

and just like I was like, you look like the most like suspended cop I've ever seen. If I can see like eating it, I'm like, what dead wife are you getting over right now? Just humorously eating this shit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. That's a weird thing when Dan, I wonder what Dan, what's gonna take Dan away from us? He's also eating this shit he'll bang here and there,

but he likes having a girl. Yeah, he does. He likes having a girl and his girl's kind of the same type of that, you know, they're always hot, but attainable, not like snobby hot. Like, you know, like you met her in Denver at a fucking rodeo. Yeah, that's good.

She was actually making sure the animals weren't harmed. Yeah. That lady. Yeah. I think I can get like a house and put a guest house for Vecchio. And I don't know. It's fucking nothing better than the Boston hot. What do you mean?

I just love to hate when you say it. It's a hot hot hot hot. It's just so not you not you not you Um What Julie you got you're promoting something actually. Oh, yes. I forgot about that Shouldn't No, there's just a lot of going on a lot to I'm realizing I'm missing out so much being in LA

I wouldn't be back here for all this stuff Remember what what LA isn't yeah, but isn't L.A. the comedy scene popping again too? Yeah, it's all right, but I mean, all kinds of shows are getting shut down and stuff. And, you know, with nerd melts, losing their lease and the Chris Hardwick stuff, that was a big blow. But then there's like the Dynasty typewriter venue open downtown.

No Jamie Flam from the improv. No, he's got, yeah, he's got your question. You've been there, right? No, I haven't yet It's like a 200 seat theater like they have free popcorn. It's like oh Yeah, I know you guys only talk shit about people who can't do anything He's fucking turned on me such a fucking pussy I'm like Jack lemon and glingarry going to rock like she's giving us spot me

I can fuck I can do this come on. Just bring on for five minutes Bobby. It's not you leave Not yours you had to be I'm giving it to him Yeah, I'm watching the El Rose Battle out there these days Body shaming going on yeah, what I know fucking roast battle. What is that gonna die? Five anything to say about it. All right talk to us about talk to us about this mother's dead. Yeah, you're dead to crack Yeah, your dad's a crack at it. I never met you before. I never met you before. I heard your dog just got hit by a car.

Yeah, I heard your sister has a, but the old age, the one you died from. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Nick, kind of Jeff, being like, you guys are both great. Hey, did anybody hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey's exactly how it is Oh, no, no, no, it's good jokes. It's fun. It is fun. It's fun to watch like I Of course They're way better at LA the New York version kind of sucks I gotta say

Wow really? Oh, yeah? Wow Hey, stop stop for a second. I want to hear this tell us what do you mean? Uh So the book that I'm promoting Last one to Nikki Glazer yesterday who was a judge on season three. That's when you know You're your presses not that I don't have one

VIPs who actually enjoy the show You didn't want to promote it. Oh, she's like oh yeah, I was hanging out with you Bob And I'm all the way to the airport so you know, just squeeze this on in here before I go home You know I'm a big fan tell us about the book. I want to hear about it. Basically the show is five years old now. As of last month, it started in a tiny little upstairs room at the comedy store when two open-mikers wanted to fist fight. And everyone else is like, no, don't do that.

Your comics use words, roast each other. And now five years later, it's had three seasons on Comedy Central. There's a TV version in Mexico, a TV version in South Africa, UK. It was the highest rated show in all of Comedy Central UK. One of South Africa people die at the end. Yeah, the South Africa, when I would now want to be a part of you. You have taken my land and I take it back no conversation. You can see how it translates to whatever's that thing. What happened to the drama? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no too. So basically Breakdancing story. Yeah, it really does sound like some LA movie. Hey wait

We don't fight we're comics we Mother's that You're mother's fat, how fat? Three, six, eight. Alright, let's do this. Oh, man. She can jump. Brogan comes out. Alright, you guys ready?

Not to wrap battles, break dancing, that's the same story. And there's gonna be like comedian dog shows next, you know, or they're just bringing their fucking dogs around. Well, you were in the right, man, short. Where'd you? You were battling my Florence. Oh, yeah, I chose. I was not good.

Actually, he actually filled in from my Florence. Physically, they just dubbed in my Florence show. Actually, I was in a Sundance movie. I'll take that fucking bandana. Sundance? Yannis? No, glory show Fucking bandana Everyone missed it too. Yeah, I was I was about it. It's yeah, I don't think I was in a sudden Fuck it will not believe in let this conversation up I'm literally just talking And I snuckaker about your face. Like, like, Lawrence

didn't go anywhere. I should have got more. I actually, Mike is fat of the me now. I will say that definitively. Yeah. In certain places. He's got like the, like, Mount Nourish child gut. Yes, but your head, we've got those ideas. I literally said I'm having Dan on a dance. They went. Oh, they got with the big head So but I don't understand you wrote a book on what the the story of it Yeah, how it formed in five years and became this whole global phenomenon and where it's going and why it's actually I in the movie version can I be the club owner that goes up? Wait a minute.

You guys want a battle? You battle the way we used to battle. You joke battle. Like prior in Carla, they fought up here one time. Eddie Murphy, our Cineo Hall, their best friends. Cause they didn't like each other at the beginning. And then they had a roast In anyone

Thanks I want to be that guy who are you in the movie? Oh My nice Clearly the black DJ with the Clearly he doesn't book the audition. Yeah, he runs the diner down the street that I'm running. Yeah, we all, that we need out to the battles. Yeah, he runs Mell's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you guys were battling tonight. Yeah. Who won the battle?

I used to box a little in my day, back with the sister case. I want to be like the Thomas Jane Boogie Knight's character. You know when he comes and everything just goes to shit. We're like, hey, what's up? You ever try cocaine and everyone's dead like in the next scene? like the Thomas Jane Boogie Knight's character, you know when he comes and everything just goes to shit. We're like, hey, what's up? You ever tried cocaine and everyone's dead, like in the next scene?

It's a montage, montage. I love Gabby gets off the bus all bright. I'd like to say, hey guys, and then we like go, I'm not gonna go star. They mean like a little, you fucking fairy queen. Yeah.

That's right back on the bus, like, yeah. Yeah. Just fucking John Pinnett, like in the next scene, you're like, what happened? How do you get here? John Pinnett, like in the next scene, you're like, what happened? How do you get here? John Pinnett. But everybody's on Rose Gates. I want to be the, I want to be the Rostra that works really hard,

takes it really seriously, but then gets beaten by the Rostra who, yeah, and then you has issues, but it's sort of a, no, a genius at it. But then you jump off the highest, the hotel next door, you jump off to get to the hotel next door, you jump off to get into the parking lot and splash. Yeah. And that's when we all go wait and then

they were secret. They sure. They were. That was, that's it. That's what pushes Gabby to win her battle. Like get accepted. And then you're honor. Yeah, and you're honor because you are helping each other.

You became friends. And then the last scene is then painting her name on the side. You can't be. If you ever want to take a sledgehammer to a fucking wall, watch Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. I mean, that is a whole lot of shit. I remember that with Chandler. What is that?

Chandler is that. Aaron Sorkin tried to do the wrestling, but with comedy, like SNL, and it was same with 30 Rock, and they make every scene like comedy's the most fucking important thing. You're ever gonna like, we're changing the game, like she's got it. It's like a lot of stuff like that.

It's like a lot of stuff like that. It's what we all need. That's the guy who's got it. Oh good, good, whole fucking show. It would be like a really cheesy, great movie though. If it was like against the backdrop of like a real left wing kind of PC the world became like super PC couldn't say anything. Yeah, and then the basement somewhere Yeah, there was a couple guys fucking rose battling it out. Yeah, yeah cops would chop me like you can't tell you that this is a safe space

It goes quiet. And all of a sudden, you hear a callusman see, I just go, and then like, he's laughing? Yeah, or it's like a slow clap, like at the end of cool runnings. Yeah! Battle, battle, battle, battle battle battle By the way the black guy here just turned like a white power

I've made more people So yeah, that's precisely the gist of it. Well, I don't think your book has been promoted quite As it been promoted on this fucking shot Yeah, yeah, exactly. They were all. They were all. They were all. They were all.

But it captures the spirit. Yeah, you're going to sell it. Nikki's going to sell you a couple books. We're getting you a movie deal on a roller skate. We're going to mess it on. I'll take it. How great would it be if it Neil Brenns like I like it? I think I'll do it. I always look like I just solved a crime

There were you on the night in the 60 my brother's a lunatic I started this should come show somebody more famous. I'll be right back Yeah, if you're out there, I'd love for you to direct you in touch. Yeah, we'll be great. We'll set that shit up. Um, now you say that it's better out there than it is here. Oh, you, is that offending you? No, I don't want to give a fuck. I could, I did so I, is it because, let me just take a stab at it. It started there. Well, I'll take it. Oh, okay when I say I take a stab at it

I met Yana's No, go ahead. I met I met you say what I was gonna go ahead. No, I was just saying that's where it started So Territory, yeah, they didn't get started there., they did, they did, like I went to one there, and it was good. The energy's way different. Hey, let's take it. Gabby, make sure he does it still.

Go ahead. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Because he's black. I don't know him. You made it racist. You didn't even introduce him.

I don't even know who he is. He is a fucking, he's helping with the show. Gabby's going to leave for a little while. She's going to LA. Hey, let's get her house battles. Yes. And she killed it roast battle by the way. Mushy Mike who's gonna coming in next week,

can I say it? No. Okay. I'm getting a dev, dev, he's moving here for good. He's coming here. Now San and Tonge, it's gonna suck for every, the only good here. Now San Antonio, it's going to suck for every. The only good about San Antonio was Mochimike.

Because he should, well, go somebody. He was the best, but he's coming back. She's leaving for a little while, but she's still going to be part of the show. And what's his name? Ashton. Ashton's going to help out. Ashton? Yeah, good name.

Like, picture. Yeah, I didn't see that coming. I'm sorry. There you go. That's why. Let's intro hand when it comes coming. I'm sorry. There you go. That's why Let's intro hand when it comes back. I want to thank all you guys for All the fans too. Oh, I want to thank smooth mobile This this thing right here is the coolest

Look at a shit coolest gimbal for the iPhone or Samsung phone This little come this tripod comes off and it steady cam. It's awesome. It's insane. It's cheap. It's fucking great. But this is the best. All the other steady cams are like 250. They're crazy.

They're heavy. This one is awesome. But watch this. It's a fucking selfie stick too. Oh snap. So you can, and when you film your shit, you just put it up on the on the tripod and it has face follow so you can do it will follow you on stage. Are you serious? It's crazy. Oh, that's like magic. Yeah, yeah, I genuinely need it. Yeah, right here, I'm telling you,

smooth mobile, smooth, smooth. Yeah, JB smooth smooth mobile.com. That's SMO VE mobile smooth They're unbelievable. They sent me that so I'm doing a little review. So it tracks you That's crazy. So what happens is it has software and when you put your phone in it Yeah, it it fucking straightens up and you can it doesn't move you can walk with it Yeah, and it's like a steady camera good can it doesn't move you can walk with it and it's like a steady camera can rocky and then you have a little function on it you uh...

bruh smashes uh... you said that's hilarious you uh... you screw you hit your face track and it finds your face and then as you go it goes with you technology's out of control technology's out of control it's crazy, man. We're doing a podcast.

I mean, do we get AC, man? Yeah, I mean, what the fuck? Yeah. Dude, 50 years ago, we'd have a fan. Yeah. We don't, man. Yeah. We have fucking podcasts.

Yeah. I get a guy. Yeah. Zach. Yeah. He's crazy. I can't say that. It really does make a cow with California guy. It does make me sick how many fucking assholes have a punk I mean, I literally see these guys and they're just like, you know, welcome back to some dude in a room in a house a townhouse

And some fucking yeah, I mean literally $3,000 worth of shit. And he's just like, all right, so this next, what? What? There's got like, you know, 10,000 subscribers. You're like, how, how you talk about flies for fly fishing. It's all about finding that niche market, it's 2018. I'm telling you, find that choir and preach to it. It really is.

That's what it is. It's about finding a people. It's about finding your choir and preach to you. You don't even have to get laughs anymore. Just get them to fucking clap and agree, find the people who like your shit. That's it. There's no mainstream anymore.

A history high on it is a great podcast too. I'll be on it. That's pretty good. Yeah, he's gonna be on it. I don't understand. We stop. Which I'm trying to fuck you. I wanted to get a promo in the heart of the show before my people. I wanted to catch him off guard because I know they try to fast forward those parts. So I just got a fucking good one in there. No real winners

here. 800 bad real records. New album. 800 pound gorilla. I know those guys. I'm excited. Rose Battlebook rings it. It's way better for me. Yeah. Oh good. I know those guys. I actually I work with a pound 100 pound. Yeah, way better for me. Yeah. Last time. Oh good, that was good. I know those guys. I actually, I work with a hundred pounds. Yeah, yeah, they're been good. Yeah. They have their like digital and streaming stuff really dialed in.

Yeah, dialed in. Good, well, I don't want people to say dialed in. They, they know their, their deets, their stats, their, data's. Okay. They know how to get shit played and how to earn money from it. Like comedians don't know how to get money from streaming Play is a cook doesn't have to do that didn't make a career off of that

Fuck Fuck Joe Rogan fuck that no way Billy Burr they don't know that they don't do things on their own Stop people and own their own fucking stuff a lot of people The internet seems like it's really becoming monetized. People, content creators can really make money now. You can monetize, but you have to, I'm running into problems with companies where they'll, like, it's hard to get people. If I changed my whole thing up and went like tech and I just did reviews and tech and

whatever, new shit gadgets, whatever bushcraft. I could make I get a lot more people to watch my shit and I could get a lot more companies to give me money when you do Comedy like this and you swear and say fuck and shit and make jokes and blah They just don't want anything to do with it. They take a listen and one person says one thing and They're out. They just corporate just goes see you later. Patreon Patreon now a lot of people are making a lot of money on patreon You can make a lot of money on patreon, but again, it's I think you're wrong. I think you find You certain people did you make money, but you're wrong. Well, you can certain people can I You can make money, but you're wrong. Well, you can.

Certain people can. I just don't think that you can the way you, we, when you, when they first did it, it was like, oh, shit, this is the new thing. Everybody went and got a fucking Patreon. So all of my fans know you, flood city. You've been, all, yeah, that's because of me right there, guys.

But you don't, I'm gonna hold up my, you my you know what dude fucking credentials right here I got a sign made No joke me came in there solo by himself. Yeah, that's right. You didn't have a fucking partner. It's right right But who comes in here with a partner? No Joe and Dan. Oh, they were all together. Um you came in solo and they all came in by themselves It was a joke. They were never I have the fucking band. I mean, we don't have to fucking break it. I can just let it bomb history of the show. Yeah, I was actually taking you. Lido's like, what would do? Yeah, I know. Were they doing a tag team? That's how bad

the joke. That you want to write a book. Julie, can you fucking edit his bombing joke? That's how that's what a joke is really bad when you think it started the start of a conversation. It fucking became a Ken Burns documentary. Who is Ken Burns? Why is he always in my editing software? I get it, fucks. I think I just learned that. I just did an editing joke.

Stop my dick! I did a fight. I just learned that I just did an editing joke Stop my dick But is it joke is it joke is that you know what did podcast I'm just plug in my You got a sneak of it now. Yeah, yeah, I'm not a part of last man standing on fuck Standing on Fox. I'm not doing that, I'm fucking. Successor on HBO. It's a great new show. I think I just learned like when a joke Bob's hardest is when somebody asks

a follow up question after you hear it. I'm not right. I'm not right, did a joke. Did they? Were they a team? Yeah, I didn't know that. I did a joke. I did a joke on stage one night,

and the guy went, why? What I went. I went, well, the reason is, became a TED talk. And the Netflix gave me a deal. No, I'm kidding. Oh, battle, battle, battle, battle, battle. You want to fight me? You're a white sift.

I actually got a big fight, not a big fight with Keith and Colin about kind of defending what's your name? Annette. Not, no, that's the name. Hannah Gatsby. Her name's kind of become Nnet though. Everyone calls her Nnet. But I didn't, everybody who,

this is what I found out about everybody of trashing her special. Yeah. And I was a part of it. No one watched it. Not one. Yeah. Fuck everybody was forming an opinion on somebody else's opinion that they didn't watch the fucking spec.

I watched it. I watched it. And you know what I did? I went and fuck it watched it. Yeah. And it wasn't it wasn't bad. It was not it's not I mean it's a it And it wasn't, it wasn't bad. It was not, it's not, I mean, it's, it's, it's English wit, it's comedy abroad. It's what they do in other countries. She's from Australia.

I've been out, I've been out of the, yeah. Yeah. And that, that shit flies over there. That shit is, I mean, it's better than some Billy Connelly shit. Look, man, there's a lot of specials on Netflix right now where people are walking around and we all like, hey, and they fucking stink. And we're not sitting there bitching about that. We're sitting there just, we're just sitting there going, oh, hey, I'm telling you, man, she's not, and the thing is, The timing is fucking great.

I will say that like her actual, like timing. I love the break in comedy down part. That was just speaking right to me like fuck yes people should know this shit Well people Well, I think people America she said white men and it's like she's not talking about you dumb dumb She's not talking about me. It's not about you, but the white guys that fucking raped her the white guys that did this people what she raped She's supposed to rape. Yeah, she'd say that in the special. Yeah, and got the shit kicked out of her Yeah, she kicked out of her but here's a funny joke that one when she's like, you know, you know this look

You know, you know where I come from she goes from afar guys are like, you know, oh, there's a good bloke When I get up close like I mean if you don't think that's funny your eyes funny Yeah, but then I heard he and she was saying she wasn't gonna think that's funny, you're right. That's funny. Yeah. But that's where Dan was saying she wasn't gonna do that anymore because it was self-deprecating. Well, listen, that's where people like be funny. Fuck you, stop with this shit. But it's a style of comedy.

And there's a lot of comedy that isn't funny the way we, my style. Would I watch her over Patrice? No. Yeah, it's still, you know, if you don't like it, don't watch it. It's not like we flip the fuck out about this girl because no, well, I think the reaction was because the pundits were everyone jumped onto this. I'm going to say love saying that. Oh yeah. I love pundits. Well, this is after 9-11 though. Where's that asshole? It was like, this is the death of satire.

Yeah, it's like all the pundits were like, this is the new, is this, is comedy this now? Yeah. I don't know if you've been looking around, but comedy is a whole bunch of shit right now. But comedy changes all the time. Yeah, but my point is I think it was, the interview she gave was the one

that everyone got mad about, the interview where she was like, if you don't have a point to your comedy, then do it. It was sort of like, yeah, but what are you, but the arrogance of that, like what I'm doing, what I just did is comedy. Yeah, to her. And you're like, yeah, yeah,

but what are the people who would cope to that show? You go to that show and enjoy it, but most of the people won't. Most of the people who are enjoying it. Wait a minute, wait a minute, stop, stop. So if you introduced, if you interviewed me or to say any Murphy or St. Patrice if he was still alive,

he would be like, this is comedy. If you're doing this shit, your bulls, this is what can't be real. Come, blah, blah, blah, you gotta be funny. And we'd all be like, we would have no problem with that. But there will be a lesbian and tazmati going, that's bullshit made. That's not what it is, whatever the fuck,

I can't do accents. I'm fucking, I'm literally crumbling on accents. I can't even do a fucking stupid Australian accent. You're very good and insane. I don't know what you meant to see that Wow What are you fucking? How do you bring that up? Well, no, I was just I wanted to say The conversation is not pundits didn't capture. No, I do be sure done a theory comedy completely tuned out We wasn't a coma he wasn't he wants to do he wants to ruin another movie

The ending of insane. I turned out she was right the whole time You're getting I turned to add she was right the whole time I was kidding I'm in it You just ruined a fucking movie I was a fucking I'm a fucking idiot. I don't know by my album if you want to learn Fucking nothing. I have no fucking narrative You'll have every other joke. It's fine. Just fucking buy it. But that's the key right now That's the key right yeah is that most having a job right now. That's the key right now. Yeah. Is that most comics, especially here, I like fuck you, be funny. To be funny, but people, whatever they want,

but like the pundits like Jan's is talking about, like those are people who don't write about comedy normally. They're like, oh, here's a big comedy special. I'm gonna write about it and think I know something about it and they don't know shit. Unlike people who've been writing about it for like 15 years. What did you think about this action? What did you think?

I liked the part about the break in the comedy down, like I said. I actually did not like the part where she did get all kind of self-deprecating and saying she's gonna quit comedy because I think what's missing from that conversation when you're reacting to it is like, but think of all the people you're influencing. Like the little gay kids who don't know it's okay

to be doing comedy and talking about getting beat up. Like she missed that, and I think everybody else missed that. I think that's the most important part, whether they're like, oh, it's not funny or we're changing comedy. Think about the influence of just having it existing. Every time that I start talking about identity like identity politics comedy then I like will go for and I see like Big story on global warming and how they're sleeping outside in India because the time

I'm like, oh, it doesn't matter. These tides are gonna. Why does Tides are coming like we're fuck none of this shit man We're fucked none of this shit man. That is true Humanity is Over it's like Tell me how that is it's like fucking I will It's like You have a window with the fucking

Spawn it like we all die and fucking global warming. No, it's just gonna happen. It's fucking over, man. I write fucking Jesus. It's over. It's over. No, you want to know it's crazy? If you go, if you go actually follow actual client scientists,

not like the articles and people writing about you go follow them on Twitter. Yeah. It is like much worse. Yeah. And then it's bad. I mean, they're going like, yeah, it's bad. It could be like, we don't, it could be horrible. It should, it should have, it should have, it should have seen people off when the president made space force. Yeah. When we actually have a thing that's part of our military now that's called space force, Elon Musk is like, we need to go to another planet. Yeah.

We're in the richest people in the world that like, look, we need to get out of here. It's a place about the world. We need to start using the sun. Well, now they're wine about statistic. I mean, it's like, they're like, remember when the Puerto Rico thing happened, they're like, oh, like 50 people died. And then now they're like, oh, maybe like 1500 people. Yeah. You know, like they're lying about statistic. I mean, it's like they're like, remember when the Puerto Rico thing happened, they're like, oh, like 50 people died.

And then now they're like, oh, maybe like 1500 people. Like 1000, yeah. You know, like they're like, hmm. But everybody has their own priorities. I mean, I've been doing a lot of video watching of flat earth people. And it's like, oh, it's unreal. But it's like, guys, I mean, there's other shit.

You know what I mean? Like, why is that your thing? Why is that your fucking thing? How funny would it be to be in like a room with like a couple of those like really elite people? We're trying to figure out how to get to another planet and you're like, so what do you think of the NINET special is comedy?

They're going, what? All right. You guys keep talking about that. We're gonna figure out how to leave you there. Well, that's my point though. That's my point. It's like, here's this girl who did a special that the industry loved and we don't even know the statistics on actual humans that

gave it a thumbs up it's just that the industry said this is amazing like they always fucking do and it's like who gives a fuck I have a theory can it's a it's run deeper can I give you my theory what it's bigger than comics big And it's about journalism. Oh shit. Yeah, tell me more Journalism never adapted to the internet. Okay, and they're the real industry that's dying They're the one that's really struggling so I'm a second you get crazy. There's nothing controversial about this I agree 100% the increasing editorialization of all articles. Jesus.

Do I love you? You're going to get hamps. Hang on a second. Yeah, it's like. Take this down. Yeah. So all the articles. All the articles about an Annette say more to me about the state of journalism than they do about comedy. Give me a nice sort of like look at me. Look at me in my opinion about this. And so it's all about increasingly getting more and more editorialized, more emotional, more fringe. Get out of my fucking fringe. Get out of those hits. Get the hits.

And the add dollars. So you get those add dollars from the hits. Add dollars from the hits. Journalism has been shifting towards being just a burning car on the side of the road and turning us all into rubber neckers Yeah, over the last 10 years. Can I say something? Thank you. I'm gonna leave now. Please don't leave No, I was it was I understand what you say you're you're it's very interesting thought I started out I thought I thought I was a joke. I was I was a joke I did in the modern era you guys that's a modern eras that's a modern or a joke speaking a little

power no that's not funny cuz it's true yeah comedy's about not being funny I had having something to say I just did with the fucking joke can I say something though everybody go whipped up about everybody go whipped up about this thing like ah fuck a man and with face You got to be funny. It's like who gives a fuck if you if we're the ones giving it the flames to exist Because all we can't stop yapping and it's like first of all go watch it She's not it's funny for 25 minutes. She's a comic and then she does this other thing and then it's like okay fine It did not it did not make me go fuck her at all no people are fucking losing in mind everything and if you want to visit people up people ask me what do you think of next they'll they're on

either side and I go it was fine yeah perfect yeah you have to have an opinion no perfect you're right exactly what it was fine there's stuff is. I didn't like some of the shit. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it was like it was like Superman versus versus Batman It was fun. How'd that end? Your mom's name Neural you don't talk as much as Gabby. I'm kidding. Oh, look who came up. Liz. Hi, Liz. What were you downstairs? On my shirt, yes. That's my show shirt.

I have show shirts. You have show shirts? Yeah. And they're all black. Not all of them are black. Someone's talking. He's talking to a rope. Yeah, I wear a rope.

It's a kimono. It's a kimono. Oh, I would love to. I was actually watching a footage on Marlon Brando. Love them. Well, it's so funny because they did not want him to play. They didn't want the Godfather. They were like, no, absolutely not.

They go, the only way he can play is if he does it for free, he puts up a million dollars insurance on himself. And there was one other thing that he had to do, oh, he had to do a screen test. Which he'd, you know, at that point, you know, and Francis was like, fine. Could you imagine that Marlon Brando, they didn't want, so the people that know shit,

the people that the money people never know what's good for us. No. It's the people like Francis Ford Coppola, who create it. It's the creators. 100%. All 100% of the time. It's never money people. It's now you're talking about the entertainment industry specifically.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's about NASA. Money people in NASA, it's important. I will say this is a brando, like he's so fucking, have you seen that documentary, Lost Soul, about the island of Dr. Moro?

And like that, there's like a whole variety piece. Like I'm sure if you were the money people at the time and were following his life, you're like, no, no, no, no, we don't want him in this movie. I'm absolutely, he's gonna like ruin the movie. He's gonna ruin the movie. Absolutely, but still, a creator was like I can do it I can get it this and he went to his house with hidden he goes he goes he does not like noise so you there

you have to be ninjas you can't make noise we're going to hide cameras around and he's going to come out and he goes I put props around he put I put a little uh gobble goal and a little salami some cigars because I knew he would come out and as an actor, he would use these things. And he goes, he came down, he was sleeping, he came down, a long, blonde hair. And as he came down, he saw the crew, you know, the cameras and he started to talk, and then he took a little piece of the salami and he put, and then he took his hair and he wrapped it up and then he took shoe polish and blacked it out and he's and he slowly became the godfather in front of him and he goes he goes he goes I showed the I took this tape to the head of whoever the fuck paramount or whatever and he was like I don't I nope he's not playing and he turned it on and he came down to the blonde

with the robe and he goes he's not going to be mal there's no way he's playing the guy oh my god wow he's like he got it yes like one of those guys though like Mickey Rorquor it's like oh no this guy doesn't got this wait he's amazing and then immediately it goes back to like always crazy you know yeah but do you have to my thing is this do you have to be crazy to be great well you have to but do you have to be crazy to be great? Well, you have to be a doctor. But do you have to be a dick to be famous? Do you have to treat people like sh- Shit.

No, no. I heard Moal was like a real bitch. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I want you to stop right now. Before you say no because you're fucking phonies, I want you to stop. It helps and stop.

Hang on, stop. I want you to think of your famous people that you know. Yeah. Have they done dicky shit to you? Or two other people where you're like, wow. I don't know if I could do that. I don't think that's everyone. Not everybody though.

Not everybody. People are just dicks in general. If a name doesn't have anything to do with it, it probably doesn't. You can just shut up one time. Yeah. Oh, right, it's down right in the article. It's actually gonna kick you off a podcast

all the time, keep it up. Fuck up. What's his name again ash? Um, the first people we interviewed on my old show of fusion was um, uh, humble brag Yeah, no mean to brag I was in my own you remember my series on spike What's his name? I'm just blank Tyler Perk Tyler Perk He gave up being he gave up being Danny gave up being Greek and you turn me turn to a Cuban. Yeah What's up, bro? Welcome to Miami, bro. Yeah I got a beamer young man. I got a bro. Hey, we give a let it all every month forgot about that chapter your life

We were just gone and Miami for a year and every every month they would one more button would open on my button down Every yeah, it's my amy bro to be on the beach cooking Oh, this is what is it sounds of a verdict? Okay Y'all it's funny cuz Miami the guys and girls have different accents You only sitting where like guys are like what's up bro Miami bruh and girls are like it's like Miami me amie me amie Lee we going over you. Yeah, that's crazy. Lee. How much tail did you get in Miami? Yeah a lot? I had four to ceiling windows BMW Just to talk about what really matters in your 20s. I was going to a breakup

Yeah I was a big fish a small pot But anyway Tyler Perry I never forget I mean you know He's one of the most powerful people in Hollywood obviously one most famous and I asked him about that and he goes 100% he goes who you are is who you are before you have money after him He goes he goes money doesn't change people it reveals who you are it It's so, so it's like, I disagree. I think some people, I was asking. It gets heightened.

I was asking. I know. I was, because I've experienced, I've experienced famous people seem to surround themselves with yes people, not intentionally, it just happens. And people, because you're making the money, they're making you money and if they tell you to go fuck yourself, you can't make that money anymore, they tend to do, they tend to, it's almost like finding out their power, like they have a power

they didn't know they had and they do something fucked up one day and you just takes it and they say, what about this? Like, oh, that's great. And they just do it. Like, I think a lot of people turn into yes people to famous people. Even if you weren't a yes person before, you're like, oh, now I have to. That's why when I met her dad, she hear her dad, you know, who's her dad? He's the, I'm not gonna say piano player.

I'm gonna say piano player of Bon Jovi. Oh, that's somebody, you're fucking dad's in Bon Jovi? I gotta start yes and you a little bit. What's up, girl? Hey, let's hang in LA. Somebody you're fucking dads in Bon Jovi. Yeah, I got to start. Yes, and you a little Hey, let's hang in LA That's a good podcast too I don't need a girl voice on there. Can you dad listen to punk? Can you have your dad's boss tweet this help? Post um, shug. Oh, that's not even bunge

Kid I don't know rock Women on a prayer and what's the warrants? That's it? That's not Listen no, but that's the end of bond jovich when I met her when I met her dad I was like, oh, he came to a show was like fuck me. Oh, I just you know Jersey trash. He's sitting the Literally comes and goes, dude, that was fucking great. I'm like, fuck me. I just, you know, Jersey trash. He's sitting in the drinking room. Literally, he comes and goes, dude, that was fucking great.

And I'm like, what? You know what I mean? But her, I was expecting her to be a little, but I mean, I didn't even know her where dad was. Sweetest, just a nice good person. So I grew with you. It does happen, but I guarantee in the band, there's some fucking stories.

I'm not saying all famous people, I'm saying the top. Yeah. When you're in a band, that person, when you're in a band, that, that motherfucker. But Bruce Briggs, he seems like a great guy. I guarantee there's dick Bruce Briggs, Bruce Briggs, Dean, stories with us. There's still stories about everybody.

Yeah, but he's still with his same band. He married one of his bandmates. They're still back together. Right. Cheetah on it, but they're back together. You can't bring a breeze. The fucking come on. He's an American treasure. Who's not famous in Bruce brings. Who Justin Timberlake seems like a nice guy. He's probably got a small dick, but he's got he's not good. He's got something wrong. No, the universe is balanced. You can't be good at that many things and not have Probably got a small dick, but he's got he's not good. He's not but Finn. He's got something wrong No, the universe is balanced. You can't be good at that many things and not have what's gonna fucking man How do you go from Jovi? I do have a love on oh my god

Oh, you're so great. Oh you fucking jizz on his sneakers Oh shit the floods are coming There's a bit of she's gonna catch a plane all dying He wants to fuck just in Timberlake on a bridge in Atlanta Just sneakers I understand I understand your look now so much like you just read about Like fucking I'm never shaving again My eyebrows grow it's all gonna shit just in case Jesus does come back He's he's gonna fucking arc somewhere and fucking the kipsy.

All right, we got let's let's wrap this up. Of course, we got my stuff for Robert Kelly live.com. Go there for all my dates. End of the month, I'm going to be at comedy sell of Vegas. Oh, shit. It is. Jule, you you you have not been there yet. No, but I might can I go to that? Yeah, whenever you want it's into the month. Yeah me me of course me rich boss Keith Robinson and Paul Versey. Yeah, Mark Cohen. Mark Cohen. It's fucking the show. First of all the shows are going to not every week it's getting filled. The locals are you know, because in Vegas, if the locals don't like it, you're fucking done. It's gonna be a, it's gonna be touristy shitty comp tickets

every week, it's getting bigger and bigger. They fucking gutted the room and from scratch made the village underground in Las Vegas at the Rio. And at the end of the month. Check out the article in Las Vegas weekly that I wrote. A great article. Did you see the article?

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And, and she is one of the fucking good ones. Go buy her book. It's 10 bucks. If you can't afford it, I will buy you one copy one purse. Can you buy me one? I'll buy you one. Yeah. I'll send it to you. Yeah. Do that for her. I will. I'll buy you one. I'll buy everybody in here one. I'm so do to accept a Julie. So make sure you go and buy a book. She's gonna catch a plane. What do you got that dance? Hey, hey, I got a new album out on 800 pack grillas. No real winners here I don't know why I'm laughing on them trying to deliver. Well, I was just thinking of one of them fucking movie you could ruin Literally Liz Liz fucking tells us the end of Tom Cruise's new movie. He told me no, he told me I don't tell him. Yeah, he told me I can tell him

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This is old I'll be there on I'm doing a Monday. I'm excited. Yes, you guys haven't picked the hip-dove again Never done it. Yes. We have a patreon page on page two my network. I never network patreon.com slash friends We're both The good friends with both of them never been an episode of barrage boys either. Yeah Good friend good friend. Yeah, but it's good good what we say And how you ruin in my promo. I'm not rude. I'm trying to add to it Maybe drop a couple hints. Okay, we'll get you on you want to be on mom. She's all right Hollywood We'll see you have a bad rap. What am I?

Brando we got Dan Yeah, I'm gonna have this kid even though you don't I still don't know his name Ashton They didn't even intro you shit. I for this is racist podcast I'm hoping I agree. Yeah, it's not racist. I'm a Jew. Yeah, she's a Jew It's the right you came in. I forgot. I'm co-hosting on the ringer mass man Showed his mind and I should unaltered comedy. I'm interrupting your promo The way to do it back I'm doing a joking. He literally does it and you know he said that First, the way to do it, you gotta sneak away. Get out of the way!

I gotta stick a bit. I'm doing a joking. He literally does it and you know he said, no, it's what you gotta do. Fuck you! I know. Fuck, Saga. You're hot.

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Millroy w. Thank Mallory w. I don't have my glasses. Did I say? Oh, so a Mallory I Oh, so Malaroy. Malarie, I love you. I love you so much. Malarie W. Thank you so much for being a member of my, I can't read, I can't see it. I actually filled out a form of a dishy other day. I don't know what I wrote. You know, when you go to this, you have to write all the shit.

I don't know what I wrote, where I wrote it. I just fucking, I knew I wasn't going to get it anyway, because I was, I had to walk in and it's like, yo motherfucker, what's up bitches? And I was like, I'm 47 fat guy bald from Boston. They're not gonna pick me, okay? This role's not mine. Anyway, Mallory W, thanks so much.

And I thought you were donating to my thing. I do in spirit. Thank you. What do you got to Ashberger? Liberty City Comic Con this weekend. I'm quite certain nobody will be there. But if you're going to comic con, I will be there doing jokes. What did you say? Who is he? Lizman. Who is he? I'm glad you asked. I was a just for last new face I I hate everybody

He's about to have his nannet moment. He's quitting podcasting. I literally don't I My job I hate you. I fucking you know that for a long time just you But the support of the support of This fucking ass clown. Yeah, I did my nobody gives a shit New face fucking new face new faces 2010 Shit We're fraternities. Yeah, and you're and I'm not the same here. Oh, what it matter. Hey guess what nothing happened So join the nothing He's still wearing a wig fuck. I'm still. I'm still right in for other people. Gabby, what do you got?

This guy's begging for sale. I have this guy's wearing a wig, but he still wears a wig again live. I cannot wait to be New Jersey. I'm back! Potso! Things are different this time. Oh no, she's better.

She's back! It's like Jason, Friday the 13th. Pots out party city. You're about to get 13 dollars The only one that's gonna make it is right here Gabby. What have you got? You could follow me on Instagram at Gabby as Brian I have a new podcast with Katie Hannigan called a pod collapse. Yeah, I'm just this coming on it. Yeah, Sunday Yeah, what am I on it?

Tuesday this Tuesday next Tuesday Okay, yeah, and my monthly show jiggy with it is August 22nd and Ashton's on that too Yeah, come on come on My last one before I go to LA. I'm so mad at you. Are you leaving? Yeah, you moving? Yeah, going to LA for six months. Making that big move. She's LA. She's not New York. Yeah, I'm not fucking LA I got to say Move she's LA. She's not New York. I'm not fucking LA. I gotta say I love it in four LA for years you're more LA. Yeah Right now

Famous you're gonna be a DJ you're not fucking DJ is Michael. There you go. You're not Jersey trash Yeah, you know, no, maybe Jersey trash, but not you You're not Jersey trash. You weren't a tells me. You're not being my father. Maybe Jersey trash, but not you. Jesus fucking Christ. I'm Jersey trash. I'm telling you right now.

Hey, do we sell out Crucial Kids? Is it sold out? I think there's like 22. That's it. Is that a sell out, right? Yeah, we'll get to walk up so good. So if you're around, there's a couple of tickets left of tonight, Crucial Kids, if you're watching live,

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