Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Stark, Bob and the Crew

Episode Date: May 7, 2012

Actor Stark Sands (CBS's 'NYC 22) and comedian Bob DiBuono join the YKWD crew.   RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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I know. Corn chips. Not chicken. Corn chips will get Australia too. We are live. In the last fucking four minutes, it's in the T.U. fucking birds argue. I was trying to tell me Fritos were better in Australia.

We're with another episode of, you know what, dude? Did you get it yet? Can you do it yet? Try it. You stay. I do stick at it. Can you do it?

You know what, dude. How hard was that? That was awesome. I don't, I'm glad you did. We're with another episode of, you know what, dude? Live from fucking the studio. The studio? I'm Ron Bernady.

The studio? That would be, like, if you were on some real corny morning show shit, you'd be like, coming at you live from the compound Yeah, or if we were fucking in this country right here this this country right here. Have you heard this yet? Have you heard this? It's nothing like it is There's nothing like this unripe that first wave of the day There's nothing like the sunrise. That first wave of the day.

The trip along the coastline. The riding cross the bay. This is Australia's mountain like the Sanctuary. The sun's right made for you guys to visit. This is the city park. The starfield mammal. Da da da da. Oh, shut up!

Shut up! We can't do it. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! We can't do it in shutters, shutters. Stop it, stop it. Alright, stop it, just stop it right there. Okay. Ugh, I hate her country. I hate your country.

Who at country? You know your country's shit when you need a commercial for a country. I can understand a commercial for a fucking amusement park or a movie. Yeah, like six flags, Sydney. Yeah, don't have one for the whole shit country. Is there one for us over there? Do we have a commercial over there?

No, no, no, no, commercial is freedom. Yeah. And when in every war that we get into, protecting those fucking Aussies, have you ever heard that song before or they wrote the song? I never had any song. I was watching TV late at night and I almost took my own life because this fucking happy

of course shit came on. I wanted to rent the Coca-Cola kid anyways. We have a special, we'll get into that in a second. I really do want to get into that. We have a special show today. We have a great guest today. We have Bob DeBono, very funny comedian, who was at the live show, who did the best,

he does the best rich voice impression on Cani. It's uncanny. It's uncanny. It's uncanny. He's late, of course, because he's a fucking comic. Oh, thank you. And then we have, I mean, legitimate guest. I think this is our first legitimate guest. I think this is our first legitimate guest. You are actually a friend of mine.

He's on the hit show NYC22. That's on CBS. He's one of the stars of the show. But that's not all he's done. It's stark sands. He's done a million things. I mean, you've done, I mean you're a legitimate dude You've been on your in Star Wars the old Republic. What was that? You did something on family guy too, right?

That's what I was gonna talk about. The voices, yeah. What'd you do on family guy? You know what's funny is I One of my friends had gotten a job on family guy just doing like celebrity voices. Yeah, and She mentioned my name enough times to the casting director that one day my agent called me and said, hey, I don't know how you did this, but you just booked family guys.

That's all I did. I didn't even audition for it. You just booked it. They just hired me to do three like tiny voices on the show. Really? And it's a funny story. I went in and I showed up and actually they sent me

the script. And the voices I had were tiny It was like Republican number two and and you know this guy just in Hackey sack who just not non-stop kicking of a Hackey sack the whole time It was pretty stupid But one of the characters on the show was I just say I hate the fucking Hackey sack by the way Yeah, if you ever I Almost as much as I hate Australia. The hackie sack. What about a hackie sacking, Australia?

The worst. With dreadlocks, I'll fucking, I'll cut us throughout myself. I'll fucking, I'll do the bid. I'll do the bid. I'll do the 20 year bid. You'll make your bones. I'll fucking make my bones. I'll fucking hackie sack us.

A shiv right in a fucking hackie sack, Australians neck. Sorry, go ahead, start. Wow. That sounds like a good episode. So one of the characters on the show, one of the cutaways, the family guy's known for their cutaways, where they'll reference something and then it'll show it for two seconds

and then come back to Peter and say, yeah. So Peter is sitting in bed with Lois and he references Peter Falk and Colombo. And in terms of voices, that's the family of voices that I can do, that sort of gravely, like Mo from Chief Wiggum, I'll get to it. He's getting there. I practice this so much more than the voices

that I've been hired for, so that if I showed up, I could tell that they hadn't cast the part yet. So I finished all my voices and I was in there with, what's the creator's name? I'm just gonna call it that. So Seth is on the other side of the glass. I've never done this before, but the boy's. You really are famous.

I like that he just forgot Seth McFarlane. I've actually studied here as a media page. What's the name? Hey, I'm the worst. He was actually born in Kent, Massachusetts. I was scared. We only played a game, Seth McFarlane. Is there sex with us?

Can you call right now? Two fucker. What's the guy's name? What's the kid's name? He's like, I'm gonna show the producer on my show on CBS. The guy. The guy. The guy.

The guy. The two fucking nerds here. I mean, Dan. He did the new time Warner commercial with the black guy. What's the guy's name? He's the boss. What's the guy? He's the balls. He takes the black chicks, likes the black, the Nero. The Nero, go ahead. Well, go ahead.

Like a nice black bro. So, Bobby. So, Seth McFarlane, the genius, get a hilarious guy. That guy, he's the one that's coaching me through my B3 voice. Really, fuck.

And they were mostly me. It was just a tiny variation on the voice that you're hearing right now. Little higher, little lower, whatever. So when it was over, he was like, I think you're done. I said, you know what, actually, I noticed that you hadn't cast the Peter Falk voice, and I worked on it.

So I don't know if you've got somebody, he kind of smiled and he goes, well, to be honest with you, we did just offer it to Peter Falk, so I'm not sure. Not sure you're gonna top that. And I was like, okay, well, can I just do it for you anyway? Because I worked on it, he goes, so I'm not sure. Yeah, not sure you're gonna top that. And I was like, okay, well can I just do it for you anyway, because I worked on it, he goes, sure.

So, the set up. He can't wait, stop. Fuck you. Did you do it in the out voice, the guy's the real voice. This is, you know what I'm saying there, this motherfucker went, actually. I can do it, man. We just gave it to Peter Falk, but,

God, do you think, kid? I just wanted to do it just to do it it because I knew I wasn't gonna get it Do you understand the fact that you you still fucking stepped on the gas after that? It is fucking that that's successful people Yeah, I would have wilted I would do it. I would have went okay, okay, okay I know you know you know Peter Volk you go I would have been like, dude, Peter Volk said it was okay. You know what? I agree with you.

I think Peter Fox is better. He's so good. He's so good. And I was like, hold on. Hey, let's take him on the top. Hey, Rich, let's reset that. I'm gonna get my Peter Volk for set. I'm gonna knock out this Peter Volk.

I'm knocking out the park. All right, so he says yes. He said, he said, why not? I said, you don't have to record it. Not gonna add a park. I know. So he says yes. He said, he said, why not? I said, you don't have to record it. I just want to do it for you. So the setup is Peter and Lois are talking about how they've got to battle it out with the kids, the way

that Colombo battles crime, even though he's in his 80s. And that's what Peter says. Cut to Colombo in a wealthy suspects house. But he's like ancient Colombo. He's like, we have the hunch and the cane and everything, and so I put on my, you know, I just did it, and I think it was something like... So, you said you were at the grocery store at the time of the crime. There's just one thing bothering me, I can't quite figure it out. Is this my house or your house?

That's really fucking boring. That's spot on. And it's not any good, but I was doing the eye and I was looking, I wasn't paying attention to him, but eventually he hit the button and I heard him and the rest of the people in the room laughing. And he was, you know, he was like, I was okay. And anyway, it got me three more episodes.

That's awesome. Here's the LL. This is why that's so funny to me, because if you look at Stark, okay, you look at him. I mean, fuck it, just here's name. Yeah. His, he fits his name. I mean, good looking fucking guy, but the fact that you just fucking welled out

a goddamn old Colombo is I that made that's beautiful that's fucking beautiful because you should not be able to do a Colombo voice that's crazy they should be standing outside of an Abercrombie and Fitch yeah I would have fucked that joke up because I would have said Finch I've always said Finch that's a hell of a Colombo though. Here's a deal you work on that it worked on it It just it was something that I knew that it would be Doable and I didn't get it but you do a combo. No not at all Not even that

Den does a lot of voices I do three voices He does fact Kelly. She used to be fat He does hurt when she was a fat Australian guy. Just fricking me. Talking to the bunch of stuff you can see. And he's pitting in room mate, there's nothing pitting in room mate. Have you gonna go with Stocks Fat Kelly, where would you take him? I'll take him right to the beach and we'll take him on fish.

Eat him right there. It's a mockery of them. And he does, he does Randy Machemann's Savage. Oh yeah. Go ahead, go ahead and talk to him. Oh yeah. What's that? I can hear it in your regular voice.

No, that's scary. He's a... No, I can hear it in your regular voice. His nickname is Monster Voice. Yeah. Because he sounds like he was fucking born in a puddle in a cave. That's my favorite description. That's way better than Hartford Hospital.

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I want to thank Blue Microphone for giving us all our microphones. We want to thank the Bandle Lear, the Bandle Lear, the Go Runner. that Robert Kelly's, you know what dude? I wanna thank Blue Microphone for giving us all our microphones. We wanna thank the Bandileer, the Bandileer, the Go Runner, are you, and then you are, is my Bandileer that everybody's so fascinated with. They were gonna be wearing it soon, you know. I got one, I actually got one coming from you, Kale. No.

I got a Bandileer coming, are you gonna wear it? Yep. And I got one for you too. Yeah. You want one? Yes. If you want one? I don't know if I have the, are you gonna wear it? Yep. And I got one for you too. Yeah. You want one? Yes. I don't know if I have the self-confidence to wear it.

If you don't wear it, you're a fuck, you're gay. What is my day? That's true. That's like if you don't like your ass eating, you're gay and my... You're gay. You're gonna honey, you're fine, me up. And it's fine, me up. Speaking of fucking ass-licking, Adam and Eve, we want to thank AdamandEve.com.

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I have a secret draw I also want to thank I want to congratulate a Possil a Possil is the winner of the best documentary at at Trebekah Film Festival that we actually saw it stock burn the movie burn actually one One best best doc of that fantastic. Yeah best doc of that. That's fantastic. Yeah, it's huge. That's a really good. That's a really good, huge. So I want to definitely congratulate a apostle and the filmmakers.

They're really, it was a great movie. If you have an opportunity to see it, check it out. It's a documentary called Burn. Unbelievable, we start. So let's get out of the way. Let's welcome our new guest, Bob DeBone. What's up buddy? I call him wet lip bob.

You're like, damn Adam. You're like Adam and Adam. You're bottom lip is always shiny. What dude? I don't know. How did that happen? You see it wet all the time? Now that I notice it, it's not.

Because I'm a witness. I was a whir on lipstick. I don't know why I notice it, I'm not noticing. Because I'm, I wish cause I wear lipstick. I don't know why I'm, I don't know why I'm, It's not wet now. I keep it on it, buddy. I just, I just slurped it, but you really got self conscious.

We were talking, stark here is actually a legitimate actor. I want to go through your credits real quick. I'm not doing this to embarrass you at all, but it's pretty impressive, cause you know, I'm an actor too. Mm-hmm. Uh, of course he's the lead on NYC22, which, you know,

I'm a part of, and it's so funny, they call it guest starring, I think, every week, which is great. You? Yeah, at the end. If you have to, you have to, you have to, social guest. You have to wait the end, and it's at the bottom, very small, and it goes by fast.

That's when they roll the credits fast, because they're trying to get to the next show. It goes two seconds, not even a second actually. It goes rubber-calming, but a little. And Daniel's in until, but you're at the beginning and you get actually a cartoon made of your face. You have very sexy guy, but you also, you've been on, you've been in a generation kill. You were in that hole.

Great job. And you did a great job on that, by the way. Thanks, man. That was an awesome show on HBO. Yeah, amazing to work on that's really good And it's funny you going from something like that to a cop. Mm-hmm. That's a pretty alpha male roles It's I started playing soldiers in 2007 and I haven't stopped and I would say that a cop is kind of a step sideways from playing a soldier. And the funny thing is, it's not me in real life at all. You know me well enough.

I don't really exude soldier. No, like you love carving. You love Scrimshaw. You're a big Scrimshaw guy. I don't even know what that is. But that's the one they get the whale bone and they carve. Oh, right then.

Nobody. No, you're, I mean, I think the role actually in NYC22 is, it has some of you in it, because you're not, you're, I mean, legitimately, and you know, like I, you know, I always wait people out. I meet somebody and I go, nice guy, but you're going to be a hunk of garbage at some point. You know what I mean? You're going to say something that that's gonna, you know, oh, there's fucking Spanish people.

What? I'm sorry, what? Excuse me. The fucking brawds, man. Fuck you. This legitimately solid dude for the whole year I've known him. Legitimate, nice guy. He's got a beautiful fiancee, sweetheart.

Wife, congratulations. I met you as a nice guy. He's got a beautiful fiance sweetheart wife. Marry congratulations. I met you. Nice. That's right. That's right. Yeah, they got married in a fucking castle. Where? Legitimately. In England, she's English.

Oh man. We found a place that was a castle, a headbina castle, and then been converted into a 63 room hotel. And so we filled it with all of that. He's got the opposite light of me. He's like, I got married in a castle. I sleep in a windowless room in Queens. Yeah, I'm so big out on the top.

I'm like, I'm kind of lonely, but then I jerk off. And then it all goes away. I'm good at Xbox. You good at Xbox? He's like, I played a soldier who saved a little boy. I'm like, I had a dream that I was role-reblading on the ocean. I'm like, I played a soldier who saved a little boy. I'm like, I had a dream that I was rollerblading on the ocean. Like, fuck it. Damn.

Opposite Dan. Yeah. They were filled with angst toward you right now. Yeah, but he seems like a genuinely nice guy. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He was also in a sassy girl, a dead of the day, American dad. Six-feet-handa. Nip-tuck, flags of our fathers, a family of the day, American dad. Six Vinau, the nip tuck, flags of our fathers,

a family guy we already mentioned. Yeah, hope and faith, shall we dance, catch the kid chasing. I mean, this goes on and fucking a six feet under, on and on and on. You've been acting for a long time. You were a kid when you first started. Well, I was rent out of college. I studied acting at USC and before that, I did plays

in musicals in high school. And I just got lucky really early, with the first year of graduation, I got that six feet under job. And it was just timing, you know? I had two episodes on the show. And it was right when the show won the Golden Globe for Best Drama.

And everybody tuned in to watch those episodes, because it's just won. That was like, oh, what's this show about? I was on season two and it was just from the point on, I walked into auditions and they'd say, oh, love Yonsek feet under, as if I was like a part of the show.

That's awesome. Now you weren't a child actor though, right? No, no. That's gotta be so fucked up. No, great. You did have bangs though. You did start, this is what you're young. When you're acting, you have bangs. This did start you at this one you young when you're acting you have bangs

Is when you look at yeah, I'm looking at right now is you Did I mamba die? Yeah, I think yeah you had Jason Prasley that's right. How were you when you first started? They just got that movie in Australia my first I was six feet under and I was 22 Can you please play this can you please play it? I just got that movie in Australia. It's the first time I was six feet under and I was 22. Shut up. Wow. Can you please play this? Can you please play it? From the stop?

No, just from where you left off. We're going to be six feet under after this show. This is a calm. This is a calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm, calm There's nothing like the people here! Fuck it up! I need two minutes to sleep and get through the whole thing with me and in the hell. It's our country's commercial. Oh my god! It's your country's commercial trying to get you guys over there!

Listen, you're a dumb country. My country's commercial trying to get you guys over there America's fucking economy shit the bed we have no money anymore because those fucking Yankees aren't coming over here Look at our shrimp on the bob Paul Watson and the fucking C-Sheper didn't give us any cash Is the fucking Japanese stop whaling? Get Paul hogan on the phone. I've got a brain silver. He's on the red phone. What? Anyways, we're gonna make it through the,

we're gonna make it through that shit commercial. Okay. But yeah dude, now what do you have going on now? I mean we shot the show. Yeah. First of all, nice guy on the show. Which, you know, everybody on that cast was pretty cool. Everybody, NYC, first of all, I wanna plug the show. Yeah. He was first of all nice guy on the show, which, you look, everybody on that cast was pretty cool.

Everybody, first of all, I want to plug the show. NYC22 Sunday nights after the good wife, 10 o'clock, 10 o'clock, CBS, Deneiro, Jane, Rosenthal. Rosenthal, fucking awesome. Robert Deneiro, their producers, Ken, Sanzel. Sanzel, I love that I get the throw. You know, very good. I'm that I get the throw shit over here. I'm a motor laugh name.

Richard Price, writer. Everybody was great. The crew, the cast, everybody was awesome. But you fucking always a solid guy. Never in a fucking bad mood. Sometimes you can show up on set and actors. You never know. Like, hey, are you doing it?

And they ignore you. You're like, oh, look, I'm an asshole, but I'm a nice guy But I'm always pretty much in the middle. You know what I mean? I'm me when you meet me on me all the time Some people you meet hey blah blah blah and the next time it's like You like who the fuck are you? Yeah, that happens a lot on sets. It didn't happen on this one too much But Stark was always a fucking solid duty. He showed how you doing, come up and say hi. So that was awesome for me. But the actual shooting of it was the shit.

We did most of it at Chelsea Pierce and on location in the Bronx. In Harlem. Yeah, in Harlem, which they fucked me one night. They skimmed the wrong directions. At 11.30 at night, they sent me up. And you get, because he's a star, you get picked up, right? I get a courtesy pick up. Yeah, courtesy pick up. They give you a courtesy fucking

metrograph. I got a courtesy, I got a courtesy, the one day I limited, I got courtesy directions to where I could either take a cab walk or bicycle to the sex. What's your role of this thing? I'll get to that. But, uh. He's the police chief. We, uh, the guy gave me the wrong train stop. So I got off at the polo grounds at 11.30 at night. Maybe the guys just play. Yeah, the used to play.

There's a reason why they used to play that. No, it's people being. Yeah. I got out of the rape fest. Yeah, so, no, not allowed to do Jesus. I don't know if they're raping people. I'm not saying that. Well, but I out of the baseball.

This is the worst part. I'm white and I had a red sex head on. Oh my cut. I'm asking for it. Either I'm a cop or I'm asking for it. Either I'm going, come on. Fuck with me. I got a bag.

I said, he don't mask the kisses. I had a hide behind between streets. Literally. Because every street I went on, they were like, yo, yo, what's up? What do you want? Like, is it what I'm want? Like doing some creepy shit? So I just I just I hid between streets called the fucking the the PA up. I was like dude. He gave me the wrong

There's a shit. Sorry man. Oh, he's one of those guys. Sorry man And I'm like fucking sorry. Are you a little here? I'm fucking hide behind me here between the fucking Twitter. Oh, I'ma be right now. Oh fucking trying not get to get taken out for judgment night Story in my own show right now. That was a great movie by the Dennis leery Today fucking dev over the voices? Mate, where you go with it? It's my dog, mate.

So yeah, the show was fun. It was, it's actually funny and dramatic, I would say. It kind of tries to hit both. That's what me and Daniel are kind of in there for. But you guys have some funny shit too. Last night's episode was actually pretty good, you were like this is wash off and he goes now yeah, you're like he's got green because the the bank stuff exploded on him no the bank bag there's yeah somebody steals a bunch of money and there's a

uh die pack in the in the money and so when he tries to open it it explodes and it explodes on me too yeah so I have this yellow, like full arrest and yellow. Yeah, he looked like he just got raving at a gay club. Yeah, too green on him. I thought that happens. They guys have all the stunts in us, like you get thrown around and stuff. Yeah, there's more and more over the course of the season.

It started out as more of a gritty character driven thing and then it changed over the course of the season to became much more action based and stuntie, and which was cool, I liked it all. There wasn't anything too crazy, but there was some cool explosions that we had. Nothing that you were like, oh, shit, I can't do this.

Not me, some people, but I was. Really? All right, we're gonna leave that. The show's still on Yeah, I will not let the show be taken apart Listen, look at I was on the set. It was this shit that happens, but here's the deal Fucking watch the show if you're a fan of this podcast sunny nights just record it. You can record it now You can

Don't watch it but record it Just record the fucking thing and support the show. It's actually doing all right. It's doing okay. It's doing, I mean, after the good wife, it's got like 7.9 million people. We've won our time slot every single week. The only thing that they're bitching about is that it's not the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the They're 85-year-old people that are watching it, but they want it. Look at it.

That's because of me. I take credit for that. That's your demo, right? That's not your demo. That's my demo. Fat cop bob. We like him. How did you guys ever get to meet DeNiro?

No, you did. I did. You motherfucker, I just said that. You did? What was that like? It was really cool. The the way that I don't like stop everybody just turned away from me I like it like why am I interviewing you I just guys That's a hell of a muggy got there

I got the son of New York City street fair. And my wife hates that I got it, but it reminds me of my childhood. I just want to say childhood like that. So you met De Niro. Mr. De Niro was, yeah, we shot the pilot in March of last year. And then the show got picked up for series. They ordered 12 episodes. And like four months later, we all got back together

to shoot the show. And the pilot is the first episode that you saw three weeks ago. When we were getting together to shoot the full season, he took the series recorders out for dinner at one of his hotel restaurants. He's a hotel and trying to do it. No boo, he's got a hotel in it.

You went to a hotel and had dinner with him. With him and his wife. And what he said. He was great. He was sitting up the other end of the table next to house. So house was talking to him all night. Really? The other actors in the show who can talk.

Right. And I didn't get the same right to play. He's the black dude on the show. Yeah. Yeah, he's, look it. The girl with the hero likes black. First, he's true. First of all, house, he's funny.

It's like hanging out with Keith Robinson. an arti-fu-qua and God-free and Keith Robinson mixed. Yeah, he's a good-looking, but he's fucking, I like how it's a lot though. He makes me laugh too. He does, but the thing is, he'll come up and he'll bust your balls, but if you get him with a good one, he'll be like, I'm in with the fuck's wrong with you. You know what I mean? Go, if you'll make funny your mother and your fatness and then you'll get him with a good one, he'd be like, I mean, what the fuck's wrong with you? You know what I mean? Go, if you make any of your mother and your fatness

and then you'll smash him with a nice fucking poor man's Jamie Foxx or something. Well, come on, man. Yeah, I'm here every time. There's one episode, or one scene in every episode where we're all together in the muster room. It's usually the beginning of the episode. We're all standing in line just listening to

our orders for the day. And that was the day we were, the only day where the whole cast was together for an afternoon or a morning. And I always enjoyed watching House try to make fun of Bobby here and just getting crushed every time. Here's the thing, my mother told me a long time ago, make fun of yourself. If you know you're a fucking piece of shit, then nobody can do. I know I'm a bald, nothing dummy you can't get me what I already got stupid you're a good looking guy you're a good looking young black man I got you a number you're like rock you like Rocky and Rocky 3 when he's

fucking isn't scared of club relying anymore you're so bad yeah you're so bad He was so bad. Yeah, he was so bad. You fucking rocked in there. Put evidence in the cards, you know? But daddy put the goddamn evidence in the call. Yeah, he's very funny, but he's very... Every other day when you weren't around, he was the funniest guy I said.

Or, you know, he took on a role. He's saying Bobby was the funniest guy I'm saying. Absolutely. Yeah, that's the man. Well, he, he, uh, he, yeah, he makes me laugh. Well, how is this a fucking idiot, but he made me laugh. But here's the thing, the show's pretty good, man. It's a guy, I think, I think the show, uh, for what CBS has some of my favorite shows,

Person of Interest is fucking awesome. Hawaii 50. I love 60 minutes. Six. First of all, I love 60 minutes. Six. First of all, I like 50 minutes. No, and I thought football. 60 minutes, they're dying. No, they're not.

The guys, one eye is. He's just died too. One eye is drooping down, looking down. The other eye is looking that way. And he's, so, one, you, what the fuck? Let somebody else have a shot. They do. They're fucking awful.

They call 15 minutes. They killed, they guys are gonna survive 16. I'm not gonna let you guys make fun of my favorite news magazine. You guys just died on the show, though. He did. Andy Rooney, yeah, thank God. Andy Rooney died, there's been a bunch of deaths. Because they're hundreds.

They won't retire. These clock suckers, let somebody else have some fucking afternoon insurance. These guys are gonna see some 22 year old, be like, so that's got a fucking suck, right? I don't, that alien economy, that's kinda suck. You fucking want some a seasoned vet. I want a seasoned journalist. Okay, hang on, let's stop for one second.

Hang on, we're gonna take a one second, wait. How much do you listen to? You know what, back, fuck you, Dan. I don't even see what we're gonna take a one second, wait. How much do you listen to? You know what, back, fuck you Dan. I don't even see what you're making. I don't feel that. You know what? I hope they don't. I hope they live forever.

They won't, because their eyes are drooping. So what? Anyways, back to you, back to our show, our show. Make sure you check it out. NYC22 Sunday nights, Goodwife 10 o'clock. It's a fucking great show. It's new and it's evolving because every, as you were saying, all of a sudden it was this,

then it changed to this. What I didn't know is every, what I learned this year on TV, because I've done TV but one episode and I'm out. Okay, I've done guest starring stuff. And then I did Dennis Leryshow a long time ago, but on that it was like, there was the writer and the director, and that was it for the whole episode.

But when you do more than one episode of something, there's a different director, there's a different writer, a different production crew, every fucking show. So it's like, in a right different, and it's a different feel. What style? Why do they do that? Because they can't have, they have to do it So it's like, and they write different. And it's a different feel. Style. Why do they do that? Because they can't have, they have to do it week after week after week.

So director has to, when he's finished shooting the episode, it has to go and edit the episode. And it has those responsibilities so he can't continue shooting. That must be the hard to keep the continuity of the show without changing, because the writing can be different, like you said. Yeah, and they have team of writers. There's about five or six, and they're all great, but they do have different voices, and so it is interesting. That's not true, but they're all mostly good.

I'm kidding. I mean, see, that's why he's a professional actor and he has a career, and I'm fucking doing this. And there's a question for both of you. Can I have a question? Yeah, go ahead, you both pointed us. Don't point at us. That's bad luck Yeah, KLA

I'm now self-conscious when you guys when you guys Carry around bread Probably why am I so well? I'm so wet today. That was great. I'm like the loaf of scallion bread, just a wipe that wet bottom lip off. Go ahead. Madam, it's really exciting to be right now. Do you do an Adam and Adam? Yeah, well, I do a normal Donald, but it sounds like Adam and Adam.

It is the best normal guy. He has a gun there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of some of the reason I hear you do that there. Hey, like, yeah, I saw that movie there. And the back of your mind, you're like, I never saw that movie. And another game by that one, either.

And the best Jack Nicholson you're over here. Oh, that's me. Do you realize I worked? You were like to be interrupted when you're dancing around your little garden. Well, I work all would like to be the ruptured when you're dancing around your little garden Well, I work all the time Never you know, wrote me okay I got one second

I want to do I want to go from you. I want to go from you doing you off fucking character The listen to me. Please just trust me on this then we'll go to Want to go to to do whatever character you choose. What's wrong? What's happening? I don't know why she's in my body language. I'm just enjoying Bob's Jack.

I'm going to say hi. Hi, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a newbie. I'm a newbie. I'm a newbie. I'm a newbie. I'm a newbie. I'm a newbie.

I'm a newbie. I'm a newbie. I'm a newbie. I'm a newbie. I'm a newbie. I'm a newbie. I'm a newbie. on the podcast that can do voices maybe feeling a little bit trip. Oh, wow. You see her dumb sinister laugh when she did that? I did. Is this what this is all about? I did say it. No, I love it.

I was one of my favorite people. I will stand around Bob and just go, Bob, can you do this doing that? It's great. He does. He's very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, of that turnpike one doesn't make a fun of Kelly's voice anymore. Yeah, so you know what we say to that? Fucking fucking... Shut up, Monique!

That's something I say all the time. Listen, I just want to hear your impression, then you go, I'm going to go to you and then I want to go, whatever one you want to do. You ready? One, two, three, go. Well, here I am. I'm sitting next to a very good-looking actor who plays a soldier on a show that I happen to love.

Well, I know what she's in. I just wanted to think. I just doesn't make sense to me. I'm just trying to figure it out. I can't quite remember what it is. This is the worst casting job for our new Princess Rose! He's all wrong! Oh, yes! He's all the girls all the time! I read the cartoon! I'm the John! I really hate to stop you, Patrick.

I'm not bad. You're petulant, but I am an a-lister Throw it in your little fucking faces, but I Shouldn't even be on the shit cast That was fucking brilliant That was brilliant I'm gonna round that that was brilliant So I was questioning earlier about you guys never look at a scripting Really, dude. Did you fucking around with that? That was brilliant. I'm fucking under the child.

So, I was questioning earlier about, you guys never look at a scripted, could you go to the writer and go, you know, I have an idea for this, or did they get with the show? I did. I got very little lines, okay. We came in, maybe one or two scenes a show, right?

We were there to kind of break the monotony up, monotony. Oh, monotony. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. Come on. It's a monotony. Yeah. I fucked up do it. You can do it. You can do it. Come on. It's good. I fucked up on the, I can't say two words. Ready?

I can't say two words. One is Florentapist. Florentapist. Let me give you the other one. Fuckin' Thesascope. Thesascope. What is it? Thesascope?

And she's got. And soda. And soda. And soda. Fuckin' soda. I can't. I can't. I can't.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I canit. Deficit. What is it? Deficit. Deficit. And she's got. And soda. Soot her. And soda. And soda. Fuck, and soda. And soda. And soda. And soda.

And soda. And soda. And soda. And soda. And soda. And soda. And soda. And soda.

And soda. And soda. And soda. And soda. And soda. And soda.'t allow me to say it, Dan. They're all sleeping. They don't slick like Bob DeBoto. I can say it, my lips are wet, I'll say it. No, Dan.

He's got a fucking... No, Dan. His bottom lip is all LL Cool Jets. No, Dan. I'm looking a lot. You think I'm going to hurt you. Yeah. Look at LL now.

That's the only thing I could say like LL Cool Jets. Yeah That's the only thing I could say like I need love I need love That is a goddamn pal. That was a great fucking LL just that one. Just the only that storyline. So what was you guys doing again with a left-side? What did you say? Oh, I did. I did.

Yes, well, they gave me a couple lines of show. Me and Daniel would have, you know. When it kind of bought me out too because, you know, look, I'm not for nothing. I know, I can act. You see, I've done, look, that was a great about Louis, that Louis gave me some serious shit to do. He called me up, fuck, it was the wrong thing to do, but he called me up, I was like,

can you cry in a scene if you needed to? You don't really supposed to do that to an actor. I was like, yeah, but now, you know, I'm waiting a whole month. I'm like, I'm gonna, I can do it. I can, yeah, I can, and then you get the, you know, it really had to, and they had me with this fucking theater actress, this old theater actress, I'm like, oh Jesus,

so I really did my homework. I, and I, but she kept forgetting her fucking lines. What? So, she kept, what's the line? So I'm literally, I'm trying to build up this emotion. I got my fucking thought and I'm, and you know, I, what's the line? I forget the line.

I'm like, oh, you fucking twos. Are you over there crying? Yeah. Would you fucking just get the line to work? Look, I'm not a, I don't claim to be a great actor, but I can act, I can chop it up. I've been in some flicks. You can mix it up.

So yeah, Louis was fucking great. That was a great saying, Bobby. Yeah, it was awesome. You've apparently never seen it. I haven't gotten there yet. Well, I'm killing five episodes in a row. Can we get on that, please? Yeah.

Anyways, it's, so I was kind of bummed out that I never got. And I'll tell you this, I could be wrong. You know, when they give you these little one liners, you can come off bad acting. Because when you say these lines, it's hard to say something without something before or after it. It's hard to just whip out something.

Hey, so where are you guys going? Like one line that they thank God they let me change was somebody made a fat joke to me. And I went hardy hard. And I couldn't say it. I told my manager. I told my therapist. I could say it. I just didn't want to say it.

I didn't want to. Look at I'm funny dude. I'm too funny to say hardy hard. Yeah. I'm too fucking funny say hardy-hard. Yeah. I'm too fucking funny to go hard. Hardy-hard. Who even says that? Well, I get the joke as this, ready? It's a throwback.

It's a callback to the honeymooners. Yeah. Okay, I get it. But it's not funny for me. You make me look like a piece of shit in every other episode. So you set me up to be this dick in the first episode, a ball-bushed at these guys that kind of has a leg up on them and now I'm hard.

He don't fuck you. It's not happening. I can't do exact conversation in my head. Okay. And then when I went up, I was like, hey, excuse me. Sorry, I interrupt. Is that a crawler? I just say hard. Lovely, sure you have. I brought Jello for everybody. I made it myself. All right, my wife made it. but whatever. Hi, Yomir! Here's some bread pudding and steak tips. But no, I walked up, but the guy was cool. I just said, dude, come on, I can't say this. He was like, what do you wanna say?

I go, let me do this. And I just, you know, I laughed. I was, I said, let me laugh at him. This is what I would do with my friends if he made a fat joke. I go, and then Stone face him. And I go, something like that. And he was like, all right, that's great. And let me do it. And then he goes, hey, can I have a word with you on the side? Don't you ever fucking do that? Dude, the first pilot episode.

Fucking embarrass me like that again. I will make sure that he does. Now he was actually really cool. I was never, but he was awesome with that. That, that right, it was great. But the first episode with that. That, that writer was great. But the first episode, the Wikipedia line, that's all fucking me. Yeah. And that guy's, he's got a fucking name now. He's in the show and his name is Wikipedia

because the fucking Bob Kelly. I give people parts. Guys, you're like, he's in the picture. Kate stays in the picture. But they were good with that. They were good with that. You know, you have to be delicate about it.

I prefer to be delicate about it. This is the writer's words. This is his baby. Yeah, so I think what I like to do, if something just isn't coming easily for me, if it doesn't roll off my tongue the way that I'd like it to, I will try to have a powwow and say, is there another way I can say this?

And like my way. Yeah. I say this another way is there another way I can say this and like my way I see another way like the way I want to do Some people are much more blunt about it and I've been on shows and I've worked with people who just Insult the work and say I'm names like this. They'll be talks like this This is fucking stupid and you're like you should I'm sorry writers right there and you're like, you should die nice for us. The writers right there, no, eat that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's just gonna eat, yeah.

Look, so, I think if you're delicate, and you say, look, is there another way to say this, usually they'll be totally helpful. They want it to sound good too. Yeah, yeah. I like that, it starts like, well, it'll be very professional, okay? And you're just fucking be on me.

What do you say, who's it? You're saying it. You're kind of being a fake alien. You're talking. Ha, ha, ha. She, uh, I like this, you know what I thought. I'm going to be killing you again. You're just... She... I like this shit, Dada. I mean, because we come off good.

You make it some dirt. What? Him... I reckon though, each of you have the writers though, the best writers are the ones that know how to direct and know how to act. Because when you get a writer who has never touched, who's never acted, never directed, I find there's a massive disconnection between the conversation between the actor and the writer.

And they don't understand what we're coming from. And that's why someone like Louis is so great because he does all of it. So he knows when you go to him and go, I don't understand this, he can explain it in words we understand as the actor. Louis not afraid to give you a line read too, which most actors will fucking not accept.

They really, given an actor a line read, what does that mean? That means say it this way. Like, I want you to say it. So it's just like this. Do it just like this. And Louis will do that, but at the end, like he'll let you go.

And then, just say it this time. And it's not the one he picks. You know what I mean? He'll pick yours. He would lose even knows how to get something out of you too. He'll explain it to you. Like, look man, it's, you're saying this, you know, this is why I wrote this, you know, blah, blah, and he also lets you just go off in between. Like he'll, like me and him were sitting on the,

the exercise bikes just happened. And he was like you just go off in between, like me and him were sitting on the exercise bikes just shapping. And he was like, just film this shit because it's interesting, we might use it. You know, that's as creative as you can get. On a TV show. On a TV show. Well, no, there's a whole scene we talked about

about getting a girl pregnant. And I was just asking them, because he's had kids, I was like, do you, when you put you thing in the vaginal canal, he's like, I'm sorry, did you just say vaginal canal? Is that okay?, do you, when you put you thing in the vaginal canal, he's like, I'm sorry, did you just say vaginal canal? Is that okay? Okay, no, no, we're in the vaginal canal.

And yeah, when you dump your kids, the sperm, sperm, he's like, in the vaginal canal. You know, he's, and I'm just fucking around at this point too. I'm like, yeah, when they go inside of the, is there like a cone or a, what's, I mean, is that what's the egg, where, how far is the egg up? Like, he's like, you know, it was just so funny

and we just kept going and they feel like, fuck this, film this shit. I mean, that's, Louis CK is as creative as you can get on TV. He writes it, directs it, stars it, and it's it, casts it, edits it on a fucking Mac. And then sends it in and they air it. Wow, that's it. He has full control.

There's nobody from FX there. They air what he sends. That's the deal, but he doesn't make money. He doesn't get a million in episode, or a million five in episode, which show like that would cost on network or whatever. He gets $250,000. But he gets a backend if it does well, which it's fucking killing. It's also made him a much bigger name in the last couple years. Like, the first thing I saw of his was that the Conan clip where he made fun of.

Chase in the sky. Yeah. And it just went viral and now that was, I think the beginning for me and I'm not as in the scene as you guys are. Right. Yeah. Not far from a lot of people. It was like me too.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. That's actually the first time I heard of them as well. Yeah. I did. I don't know who you talking about. I still not a fan. I just don't like redheads.

I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't like the Paul Redhead series. He's the best, but you're right. That is something that, and then his show is, I'm just walking Bobby stir up off. I know. Is that my limit again?

No, you were about to say something and Dan just, his voice is so much better than you. Oh, in the puddle. Okay, what are you gonna say? I don't know, I forgot. I can't. Exactly. Dan speak Listen to me I got all these new headphones for nothing

Is everybody like the headphones? Yeah, they're heavy. Are they heavy? Yeah, they feel good They're good ones you can tell their like don't use a fucking heavy as a negative and they feel good. They're good ones. You can tell they're like, don't use a fucking heavy as a negative. He really just, he just Jewish bombed you. Now they're nice, they're a little heavy, but they're nice. Oh, heavy in a good way.

Health the life. It hurts my head, but I like it. I can hear it, it's like we're in gold headphones. Put the giant earring. You couldn't have spent your money on something different. They make light at once. Like, better cable to something. Thank you to the fans for the donations for these headphones.

Also, yes, we have to thank the fans for something else. What's that? Didn't I get some donations? I'm sure. I don't bring this up. Stark, just to let you know, that. Brace yourself, buddy, and for bumpy ride. And Bob DeBona, what was that?

What was it? Did you break my chair? I don't know I'm not in the chair and I heard something Did you break my I don't know? Uh, you and your fucking I think I did stupid monster fucking body Oh, you did shit. I'm so big in a corner You really are Fuck a stupid nuggets Go Denver nuggets. I hope they do. I hope by the time this episode airs are probably knocked out by the Lakers

I don't think go the way of the fucking buffalo For the buffalo is still a majestic creature that falls to the south of the Northearns and south Dakota's Now Kelly Kelly we we had an episode where Kelly we we talked, fat Kelly, Kelly used to be bigger. Kelly was bigger girl. I mean, shoot group it for a first time. Hey, Bavila, Bill, welcome back.

Bob Kelly used to be a bigger girl. If you go, like Bob's is laughing at that. I had to make it laugh. I love how good it is. You're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking,

you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking fucking, you're fucking, you're fucking, you're He's doing a comic called Rich Boss. Oh god, another guy you don't know. Well, look at what I like to do with Louis CK. Let's famous. You're not going to see him on a viral video. You might see him fucking because he gets a viral infection. Why is he like a real guy? We're going nowhere. Okay.

How'd you like that? The trajectory is down. How'd you like that bomb I just threw out there. Did you like that boss? Luke's shitting up, okay? I have more creation, anybody here, okay? So Kelly used to be a fatty, boombalatti, and she lost a lot of weight and we brought up on how'd you lose it, fingering diet or whatever.

But it was actually, what was it, anal? Aino-fisher. It's boombalatti. What an anal fissure. That's the thing. And fissure. And fissure. What was it, anal? Hainu Fisher. It's an anal, what an anal. What an anal. Wow. That's the anal. And Fischer.

And you lost weight? Yeah. Because of the anal. Because it was like, because it was, it was, it's like a tear. And this is the last time. Oh, yeah. Is that from anal sac? No, no, no, no.

No, it was just a freak thing that happened to me. And I just, I never went to a doctor for like eight months. Because I just thought it was, I don't know. She was on the core reef, but she snapped on one of those fucking monster rock fishes. I thought I hit big luck. Cause I looked at it cool on the first.

I fell in the shell. It's big luck in my country. No, it was just a freaking. I don't know. Yeah, no, it's not. What the fuck are you doing, fella? Oh shit, I've been up everywhere to be asked. Oh, there's a potential, is he?

He's a potential, he's a married Joseph now. I'm going to American now. How do you know you have a phasor though? Because it was extremely painful every time I had to do a poop. Oh man. And you let that go on for three months without seeing a doctor? I'm trying to like, seven or eight months. Jesus, you didn't have soldiers.

Because I went to the doctor twice and they missed my nose. So then my time I go to the third doctor, coming to the room. Grimey Animal goes seven months, oh yeah, I know it hurts. I got a shit. Because they will tell me, it's like a fucking numb that the government

have come for. You don't know where I've been. It's so basically shit. It's coming out again. I'm losing so much weight. I was just scared to eat for a while. So my wife's ass looks like Jackie Chan. Okay.

She didn't have insurance either. So she didn't have insurance. You were here, right? Yeah. She was in a new country. She didn't have she she didn't have insurance you were here, right? Yeah She was in a new country. She never insurance so we decided I said You know the You know figure Telephone really funny for your ass Well, I still the fans I said look at what on this day on this when this podcast comes out

Which was three four weeks ago? Whatever donations we get on that Monday, go to Kelly. All right, so we got donations that day. People care about my asshole. No, real quick. Real quick, you recapping Kelly's ass bleeding. It really does sound like a fucking grandparents immigrant story to America. My grandma was here for six months.

No money, bloody asshole. Just wanted to work, just wanted to work and live in the American dream. Leave in the dream for the bloody asshole. Your Mima had a bloody buttole. I'm Mima. It's, yeah. Is that your reditaries?

Did your grandma have that? It is, yeah. We're going to have a bad eye. There is some ball issues in my family. What are we saying? That episode of a witch cursed her family? No, it was a gypsy, gypsy curse family. What was the date that that was supposed to happen?

That was the ninth of April. Ninth of April, so yeah. That was my birth, that was my birth, that's it. Have you heard of your police? It's my birth, I do. Yeah, so here's the deal. Well, hang on one second, guys. Here's the deal.

We took the nobody donated on the ninth, but I had to give a couple. I had to give a couple days leeway. So I took the 10th, which somebody donated. Do you know the person who donated? No, but someone did message me on Twitter and said, I just sent you some money for your asshole. Okay, so I want to stick something in it.

I was like, thank you so much. I took the next three days. I took the next three days. I took the next three days, which is the 10, I have a regular asshole. So I took the 10th, the 11th, and the 15th. So Ben, Daisy, Daisy, Vidal Espino, and Mark took a cool cook. Thank you, Dan.

Tuk-Tur-Co-Tee, Co- Cote, I don't know, it was fucking name. I mean, getting regular names. Fuck, where are they from? You donate to you? Mark, Vidal, and Ben, thank you very much. You made $70. Yay! So here, here's the money in cash.

I don't know what if I should go to the doctor again on his steak. That's cool. Here's another spread it out. Spread it't know what if I should go to the doctor again on the estate. That's what I'm saying. Oh, here's another one. Spread it out. Spread it out. No, don't do it on the lump sum. Rest of the podcast.

Give her a little bit of money. She does something good. So every time she says something good, you give her a little bit of money. Okay. I actually... I'm gonna piggy-bund you and put it down there. It's not gonna save your ass. You can probably get ointment for that amount of money.

Well, I don't know. I might go to the doctor. But I'm gonna have an estate in a while. That's your co-pay right there. You're gonna get ointment for that amount of money. Well, I don't mind, I might go to the doctor, but I'm gonna, I haven't had a steak in a while. I'm like, you're gonna get a nice meal. You're gonna get a nice meal. I have some food after we're gonna feed you. I'm gonna feed Kelly. After we have American Chop Sui, my wife made last night, to welcome her to this country in her asshole,

because it's American and it's red like her asshole. Was when she first moved here. I'm not bleeding anymore, I know I'm just painful Long some white ride. I'm waiting the mirror. I'm just giving it to her. What's she gonna do? I'm gonna make a jump through hoops. She had a bloody asshole, dude This is feel you want me to wait. No, just get her take the money. Thank you so much everybody Thank Mark but Alan bad Mark of a Dalin dead one of those didn't donate to your asshole, but they did, I made it happen.

Oh, thanks guys. I have another gift for you. Working. What? I have this. The summons from INS. That's good. This is to record your sets.

What? This is called, is this some crazy, like, could I just win some kind of game show? This is from Blue Microphone. It's called the Mikey It works on it doesn't work on your iPhone. That's what you don't have the other You know, yeah, that's right. There she has it because she has the iPhone That's the record you sets. That's for you. That's a good one. I have the other one the open Mikey. Okay That's for you

You know That's also You get So that's the better. It's the best. You know what's better. There's another gift too. That's also. This is for you too. You can get your microphone. You already got one. Oh my God. That's for you Kelly. Guys, it's the best.

That's for you. So you can actually record some promos at your house. Put it in your drop box and send it. Guys, hello. I would make that plural, but that's cool. Yeah, I would do that. I'd make it. Because I am green with angry.

You have. I know, I'm kidding. You got one. That's from another blue microphone. Thank the guys at blue microphone and the guys at laugh button. laugh button. laugh button live.

Those guys in laugh stuff. I'm gonna tweet him when I get on the mic. Laugh stuff. And laugh button. That laugh button. That's the thing guys. Thank you so much. Laugh button live actually gave you that

And they gave you the Mikey and blue microphone bloom blue microphone left button live Thank you for supporting the show and and hooking poor Kelly and her bloody asshole Make a speech now It's really like an award. I'm really gonna everybody make a speech Kelly. Hopefully this is happening to me Oh my god. this is so amazing. Thank you so much everybody. Hopefully this is my butt was blazing. Thank you.

I never would have won this without my assholes. Thank you, Eric. I want to thank my assholes and years of bad dieting. Got me where I am today. All right, listen, here's a deal. We're going to take a quick bathroom break. We're around an hour in. We're going to take a quick bathroom break.

And then we're're gonna be back with Stark from the NYC to to damn I think a name on the show. What is it Kenny McLaren Kenny McLaren? What guys name? That's a super Erskine. Yeah, but he's having sex with a black chick. Oh damn Last night was the first first he moved in last night Made his move and had his first kiss last night. And I wanna talk to you about that,

because she said something interesting about actually kissing somebody and being married. Because there's a couple things I wanna talk to you about and we're gonna get back with Bob DeBono. Also known as the LL Cool Jandice episode. You think I'm gonna tell him the truth. Like I can't get laid, can't get laid. What?

He's doing Dan Adam. That's Dan Adam. That's good, that's't get laid. Kick it laid. What? He's doing Dan out of it. That's Dan out of it. That's good. That's good on both. I have no idea where my career is going. Oh shit, no bullshit. Voices on both. Can't deal with it.

But don't you do comedy in France? I do, yeah. Aren't you a lawyer? I am. It's going nowhere. I decide to quit. We're gonna be back after we're gonna take a little piss break. We're back and we're gonna take a- So check out this is-

She made it a few minutes after I de- papake this stupid B comic next to me, okay? This should be my show. We should up. Check out the spots in the show and make sure you do what the fuck we tell you. This is Chief Subscribe. You are listening to the Unilock Dude podcast. For if you want more things for something to cover your bare chest, go to riotcast.com and check out the merch page. For there, you can see the majestic alligators fighting

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and subscribe to the You Know What Dude podcast for let the other people in your tribes know that the you know what dude podcast is and for that I thank you. We have friends of the Indian for we are friends of the earth and friends of the sky. You know what dude podcast and come to work as you know we have free chicken finger night Yeah, it was a lot thinner because I was smoking okay I had a drug and then I got rid of the drug a month ago my mother gained 40 pounds herself fuck I don't give a fuck about you gonna be back man. You gonna be back. You know why rip now What is your losing weight. Bobby Kelly's losing weight.

You know I'm gonna be losing weight. I love that gets stuck in people's heads. Well, I am gonna, I just talked to another consummatey, shut the fucking dog up. I don't wanna be me to my dog, hang on one second. Which dog is it? I don't want to be me to my dog. Hang on one second. Which dog is it? I'm gonna pause this show.

Daddy's spoke. Okay, whatever I just did to my dog, you'll never know. But it worked. And it was amazing. You showed the order, the order of the peck. You say instead. I'm fucking dog. Can I just say you were saying about having a losing weight

so I'm getting stuck in people's head? Yeah. Can I say what happened to me, L9? What night when I went to a show and it was a really bad like soon as I walked in I'm like this is gonna be a battle You know like 40 people with their backs to you. Yeah, it was awful and the minute like I walked in with someone else And they were like oh this is gonna be really bad and when that even thinking I said it out loud I'm not even thinking it went. it's a goddamn Gator fight oh yeah German coming out of the muck and I'm just like that fucking dummy I fucking hate him You're welcome catch phrases

No, you said what he oh that was it's something you always says I'm like god damn and they're like what the hell you talk about He's got a fucking He's got a shirt He's got a fucking shirt. He's got a goddamn picture. It's so catchy though and I just love doing it. You walk into a show and it's real bad. You're goddamn beautiful. He started running like this. We were at a really shitty show and I walked out of the room.

I was a comedy club and one of these other clubs. How were they? It's a goddamn data fight. Two men coming out of the mouth. Two big old male gator five new piece of chicken in the mouth. God damn gator five. Where's that from? That's a dance center original. I tell you where it's from.

It's from Dan trying to come up with a fucking camera. I wasn't trying to. It just lightning struck in a box. This is what that listen, dude. He trying to come up. It's Dan up in New York. Great. We're way behind. Frank Judd. I love great. So far

behind. Oh, you're gonna do it. Guys, we gotta keep it short. You guys be quiet in the bar. I've got to get back to one. I live with my mother. We got us. Oh, I love Greg. Who is with me? Scott. Scott is slow it down. He he fucking tried to come up with a goddamn slogan and me and Joe

slammed smashed it out of them. Okay. He tried to come up with a Sufi and we find his smash it out of them and then Dane got some kicks in the next week. Did he really? Yeah, remember when he was doing the gator thing at my face. Oh yeah, Dane was on.

Oh yeah. He was gonna add actual physicality to it. Yeah, Dane was saying, yeah, only he would make it physical, right? This motherfucker tried to, can you do it for, for Stark's? Oh, I just did it. My name is Stark. Stark, sorry. Yeah, but I'm from Boston.

I had ours and asked what it was. Let me do it. I got the wet wet. Go ahead, it's Stark. Thanks. Dude, I had ours and I got the web It's dark. Thanks Dude, you're sure to sell it too by the way, is it very popular? I'm talking to god damn get a five people one guy was like I'm going to Disneyland I don't think I can wear my goddamn game. Oh, you can wear to get a dilemma Go down there and then do what people to get there get in there. How about what do you I'm from the swamp? You was a no all about our goddamn game,

our fight. You gonna goddamn, didn't it, what all that, didn't, goddamn, get a fight. Where are you from? You from the, why are you from the everglades? Different types of game, though. Tell you that, one you get the airboat,

the other one you get, the little team boat. I can't even big old film boat, and I look down and say, goddamn, get a fight right now. You stick me pulling down. You wake up in the morning there, that dude over the swamp, and and say, gotta goddamn get a fire right down. You stick me, pull it down. You wake up in the morning there, that do over the swamp and you say,

I know they're gonna be, I got damn get a fire. Yeah, you sure, the gated fire shirt is actually picking up steam. The Joe DeRosa shirt is what the fuck is happening. All the shirts, everything's selling great. And there's only a few of those autograph posters left from the first live show. We're trying to put together another live show. All the shirts, everything's selling great. And there's only a few of those autographed posters left from the first live show. We're trying to put together another live show.

Bob DeBona was on the fucking show. Killed. He was so good. He killed it. He came out, here's a deal. We had a show. The other one of the other podcasts was on the show. Boni McFawn, it's called Rich Voss.

It's called My wife hates me. On the network, the riot cast network. So we had Boni on butter. How has been Rich Voss. It's called my wife hates me on the network, the riot cast network. So we had Bonnie on, but her husband, Rich Voss, couldn't be there. So I called up Bob, who I love Bob. I've worked with him before, but he also does the best Rich Voss impression. And he's challenged like this, okay?

He's got it. It's like a horrible lish. Like this. I mean, that's okay. It's completely disc different tent and failure. Oh man. But he knows his jokes. Yeah.

So he goes up and he, we bring him on AKA Rich Voss, Bob Devono AKA Rich Voss. He goes up and kills doing Voss's material. Wow. Better than Voss. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I wasn't going to say it, but. You but You do watch better than boss. What was it? They'll do something. Do you know any of his jokes? So I used to take this homeless woman that was great when I was done having sex with her I could drop her off anywhere Crackaxe will try to show you anything though. I got an oven door So he comes on and kills it. He does the best boss impression ever, but we're gonna do another live show somewhere.

I don't know where, but I got some very interesting ideas for the special guest this time. In space. Oh. Oh. Anyways, so your shirt is selling. So get a goddamn Gator fight shirt. Before they all go.

Like a gator back into the swamp. You don't know where it went. Clotting her with a chicken. These goddamn hats, nobody bought a fucking hat. I've got a fucking hat, I got you know what, dude? Hats. Nobody bought a two people bought a hat I think yeah, not these fucking hats buy a stupid hat

You know what I'm doing I'm putting together package deals for the show anyways moving the fuck on dude I'm sick of talking about it So where were we talking about him with the Okay, yeah, well not it's not kissing a black chick It's a problem Actually taught we talked about that is that you said it kind of you just you just got married Yeah, you've been married very you're newly wed. I know your wife. She's she's awesome But you you felt a little weird doing that kissing. Yeah, I've had a number of love scenes

and kissing scenes over the course of the 10 years that I've been doing this. Ask me how many I've had. How many of you had? None. I had one. I've had one. We'll bring it up.

Bring up, bring up, it's called Last Night at Ennings. Okay. Look for that on me too. I've bring it up. Bring up, bring up, it's called last night at any. Look for that on me too. Go ahead. And it's always just been like up as part of the job. It's not something it's there's very, it's very unsexy when you have to do a sex scene on film because there's so many people around and it's just it's all completely faking it. And I've done it on stage because I've done a lot of theater in the last five years where you have to get somebody every night and it just becomes part of the job. But I got married in July and there's something about saying vows and prom making promises

in in in in front of all your loved ones where I got like for the first time ever got really nervous about this kiss. And luckily Sonique will Martin who plays the girl Michelle. Very pretty. And she's such a great, great girl, great person. She had also just gotten married. So both of us were equally nervous. And like, there was no practicing,

it was just like, let's just let it be what it is. And luckily, it was a first kiss in the show. It's like, it's sort of an impromptu moment. So it has all the awkwardness that would come anyway. Exactly. And we just let it be what it was. And we talked about it ahead of time. And anyway, it was the first time I'd ever been.

Here's what the day of my marriage, I got married. And the day I book a gig called The Brown Bunny. And I love to see that. That's the movie where the girl actually blew. You're in that? Oh wait, that was what's your movie where the girl actually blew. You're in that minute. Oh, wait, that was what was your name? Chloe Seven. You're in that?

No, this is different between me and you. I could get a fucking legitimate blow job on if it was for acting. I wouldn't have a fucking problem. I suck that fuck. Oh, it was a 3-2. Here we go. Honey, it's work. It's fucking work.

Now, meet you back at the room. We'll go to a honeymoon dinner. Just let me finish the scene. No, I'm kidding. I think it's interesting though that it actually, I've kissed a girl on film, and it's, people say that it's not sexy, okay? And I don't know if that's what you're supposed to say.

I've kissed girls. I liked it. It was say. I've kissed girls. I liked it. It was hot. It was fucking hot. That is because you're Roberto Bushing He admitted he masturbates sometimes to making out the kissing and I made fun of the fact that it's the fucking lame Jerk soft to passion. I want to kiss your face and dush myself, radars. Oh, my God. Did you find it? Did you find the scene?

Find the scene. No, take that money back. Give me 10 back. Yeah. What did I tell you? That's why you should have read it. I literally set her up with a fucking... You know what you did to put her on a note pad?

I thought you were gonna be a reminder you know what you did put on a no Fucking get it Okay, last night. Do you hate it? No, I thought you'd love it because I'm scared of it don't be scared of what technology I actually I mean I think it's interesting though, because I've talked to other people too, you know, where it is uncomfortable, where people like fuck, man, it's like you gotta do something serious like that.

And your chick's gonna see it, my wife, see my, I really shipped off, my kiss the girl, especially if she was smoking hot. She feel bad for the other girl. Oh, my God. My feel bad for the other girl. My wife would be like, yeah, you fucking whatever. But I mean, did you kiss her the way you'd kiss?

How do you say this? Your wife. Yeah, that's right. Did you kiss her? When you kissed her, did you kiss her kiss her? Was it that acting kiss? Yeah, like's right. Yeah, that's right. Did you kiss her? When you kissed her, did you kiss her kiss her? Was it that acting kiss? Yeah, like, huh? Is there an acting kiss that you use?

Show me. I'm just holding back right now. You know what? The way that I work is I just take the imaginary circumstances in the scene and just pretend that they're real. It was a first kiss in the way that a first kiss is in the awkward sort of nervous thing. It was for a different reason, but it worked. You see the scene and it's like, okay, that's the first kiss.

Don't you think, though, you're talking about kisses. What about when you really have to, I mean, there are people that do nude scenes. I mean, that's gotta be really, have you ever had to do one of those? I have, I did a play, I did a musical, and I had to have an on stage. Which musical? Well, it's called Bonnie and Clyde.

I did it in La Jolla, California. And you and American Indian, you're a star in American Indian. What did you play in American Indian? The American Indian's about three friends, and I was one of the three guys I was one of the three which was all all the music from Green Day. Yeah, right, which is a hit fucking head It was great. Yeah, it was great. You were for Tony too for what were you up for Tony? That was for a play called journeys and this mother. I'm not he's kids no joke man

And how old you I'm 33 So intimidated He holds the WBO The TWL You have all these both are you funny for this many belts and his hairline is fucking awesome Yeah, there's nothing happening and there's something about you that's very like, I don't know, he's a nice guy. He's like a very legitimate. Where were you, you weren't raised around here.

You were like, in Dallas, Texas. Okay. There you go. Fuck, I was gonna say like the fucking, I was gonna say, I was gonna say, I was gonna say, Iceland. Why would you say it? I don't know.

He's fucking, this is American, this fucking peanut butter and jelly. Who fuck? I'm saying he's, he's white. Very vanilla. vanilla. Yeah, not vanilla. That's a bad word. No, I know you mean I know you're right like something that I that I you have you are you're inherently have like those Midwest values Which I have I feel like I'm you do not have them you're a piece of shit You're in a dino once and you spit food on the window to make me laugh.

You're a hunk of garbage. That's whole I was used to get very insecure to be one of the people. Listen, listen, first of all, when you told me that little ginimately messed you up where you're like, I made you feel a little uncomfortable, I believe you. I believed you, because you're that guy.

You're actually a nice guy. I love my wife, you know, and that's, she's an amazing person and she actually is not used to the fact that I have to kiss people for work. It's taken a long time and I totally get it. She always says, I try to tell her, baby, it's just work, it's really, but she says, baby, I's just work, it's really, but she says,

baby, I'm just gonna go to work. It's me, nothing baby. When you get a fight with her, you can really get her. It could be like, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're selfish, you know, Sandy on the show's not so. Oh, when I kiss, she's not,

she's on self-pain. Hey, can you do me a favor and not fucking hold your mic, like a black guy holding a glock, all right? turn it, like see how we have in our face. Exactly, right there. You gotta talk into it. Yeah, but look at my thing, it was, pull it up, pull it up. Listen, you make me sick, there you go, right there.

You didn't spend all that money on her. Goddamn, anal blood, but, I had a nice microphone. Easy. Easy, man. Exactly gonna have a nice microphone. Easy. Exactly. Okay. Straight now.

Like, cause... Now Kelly, you said you had a sex scene. I just had to do a film where I had to make a video. Was it Australian movie? Yeah. Those don't count. No, it's really hot too. I'm like, okay, that was a good friend of these different.

Outers, dinner theater. The stars in Australia movies actually pick up. The stars, and I'll show you movies, actually, pick up wires, and they fucking do the sound too. They're holding the boom mic, have you? All right, who's free? Hold the boom mic. Hey, yeah, exactly. Mom's coming around light us, she's fading soul,

she's kiting during tonight. Mr. Gibson, do you mind fucking holding the microphone for us on this scene? Yeah, they really do. You guys help each other out in those movies. Over there. The guy in the movie, what the fuck is that? My favorite movie of all time.

It's not, it's the Coca-Cola kid. The Coca-Cola kid. No. Great movie if you want to see one of the best asses in a movie. One of the best make-out scenes ever. In Coca-Cola kid. I'm just imagining you. No, no, no, no.

He is passionate. Coca-Cola kid. I'm just imagining you. No, no, no, no. He is a fashion. Coca-Cola. He carries my bushy on him. Eric Roberts is in the Coca-Cola kid and it's about fucking Coca-Cola and he works for Coca-Cola and he goes to Australia and there's a soda company, a mom and pop that's been around forever that everybody loves and they want to buy him out and blah blah blah and the works, the daughter for the guy who owns the mom and pop place is Smokin' Hot. And she works for Coca-Cola. She works for the guy.

And they have a nude scene with her in it. Holy fuck. Good. Is probably one of the best. And this is back when they used to show TNA in a movie like that And it it's like oh before we were desensitized. Yeah, like when yeah, they show TNA on fucking, you know Miami CSI now and fucking regularly. It's like whatever back then like porkeys when they show a little Jamie Lee Curtis and treading places

Yeah, some good titties and that one. Shit! That's when you saw it. This is why she's going to be a little black all-episode. She's about, yeah! Everything she goes, oh shit! I've been listening to Kelly. You bet because you're doing your, you're a little cool chick. You bet. You bet. You're a little cool chick.

What are you looking at? I'm just looking. What are you looking at? Wait, shit. I'm looking at you. Are you dating a black guy now? Are you dating at you back. Are you dating a black guy? Are you getting a black guy? No? Sleeping with you sleep you're with a black guy damn soda you are a piece of

Jesus you just I can't tell him anything I totally forgot you told me till you just admitted I was going off the fact that I was talking I just broke it up and then I just remember that you told me that when I was loaded at Joe list Take it over to take it off wait a second. You told me when I was loaded, I totally forgot about that. First of all, this is your last podcast. It's not kidding. What?

Well, the background is that the first time I was on for you guys, that the first time I was on, we're talking about guys that I'd and I'd said that I'd never been with a black guy, but I welcome it. Right, yeah. Well, don't we all go well for that? We all do that. Well, especially wet lip balm. Right, yeah. Well, we all go welcome back. We all do that. Well, especially wet lip balm.

Yeah. Yeah. I've been keeping it in there. I'm ash that cock. Sorry. I can't even have a garnish. Yeah. Well, the eagle has landed.

And let's not call it an eagle. Do you know when your ass started bleeding? No. Let's not call it an eagle. Are you with this guy now? It's more like an elephant trunk. No, no, no. What is the economy?

Please tell me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Listen to me. No, listen to me. I'm good. I'm going to ask you some questions. Is he a shut up, Bob? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I really want this. She's like a daughter to me. Okay. Okay. Okay. I have a dog name as my American dad is Is

Hang on one second. Don't put that one fidgety. I want to know What does he do? What does look at me? What does he do? Uh, he's a rider. Oh, he's a writer for what? No, I can't is he a writer for legitimate shit. Yeah, but I'm not saying anything nothing's happening Have you kissed have you kissed him? Have you kissed him? Yes? You go landed. Yeah, where did he land? How slippery was he? He came out It was a funny thing when I told Dan I'm like Dan I'm gonna tell you he's like big dick and I'm like black dick

I mean high five Can you focus Look at me you really are like an Italian father look at me. Look at me. Yeah, answer my question. Is he nice? He's very do you yes or no? Yeah, do you like him? Yeah, that's it. There's a butt. There's a butt What's the bottom? It's done really yeah, why all right? Well, you know, there's a butt. What's the butt? I think it's done. Really? Yeah. Why? Well, you know, it just kind of runs course. I'm not.

Either you're gonna put it in and you're gonna put it out. When you put it back I close the deal If you're happy I'm happy no, I'm pretty sure it's down. Okay. Oh, I think maybe I don't know All right, well, you know what? No, is that why you talking get out is that it? Love how ball-busting came out. It was a fact. Ruth came out of that one. Oh, man. I'm fucking fired. I'm like, oh, I did.

My sister, Data Black. Don't feel about she was in the Peace Corps data black. What are you glowing at me, Black God? Black God. I'm sorry. I'm trying to be PC. Cool. Anyway, I am.

I am. Listen, what do you want me to say? Listen, I want you first of all, African American. First of all, first of all, first of all, we have a legitimate actor on the show. I know. Listen, I'm still trying to find out if he's got head sex on scene when naked. What does that even mean?

We didn't even, he's never, first of all, you don't want to get that. What do you know more about that? You didn't get into that. When you get naked, you put a sock on it. No. Yeah, there's a, it's, what is it called? It's like a hacky sack. It's like a little hole cut on it. No. What is it called? It's like a hacky sack with a little hole cut in it.

Yeah. You put it over your junk. Really? Yeah. Well, one new scene I had to do, it wasn't a sex scene. I was playing guitar naked in the backyard. And they gave me this thing to put on. But the reality was, I had a guitar covering it anyway.

And the thing kept falling off because I had to run away at the end of the scene. And eventually I just said, I don't need it. I don't need it. I kept falling off because you get aroused because you're a thing is playing guitar and they get in the backyard. You know.

But what about you? Have we rub up against a girl? She's like, pat. Yeah, I don't need control. I'm interested about that. I'd be thrown off the set. I'd be adding to this, you know, I'll hear it coming.

Oh, it's the fun. The scene I had was in Bonnie and Clyde. It's taken really seriously. And Clyde was notoriously, couldn't get it up, what's the word for that? In gay. In but it's in the middle of the sentence. He was gay.

But he was gay, but he was gay Pushed in a very possibly. Yeah, he was he was gay and she was a lezz. Yeah, it's no fact A blink of his gay till go ahead whoa I don't know about that one Honestly, he was honest and I think he would have told people He was Bonnie and Clyde was supposedly. Yeah. So when we did the show in LaHoya, I didn't do it on Broadway because I was doing American Idiot.

But in LaHoya, there was a scene where they showed Bonnie climb on top of Clyde, pull them on the ground, like say some very suggestive stuff. Like, I want you inside me. It was very, it was a lot for my wife to hand. We were talking about Kelly and her black guy. Oh, okay. Here we go. Here we go. It didn't last that long, but we had to, It was very it was a lot for my wife and We're talking about Kelly and her black guy or okay It did last that long but we had to you know

We had to be like making out and and grow up in each other and stuff and it was again for me It really wasn't it never got to the place of of Rouse sexy. Yeah, no, no, how long? How long do you have to do the scene like a lot this every night? I chose a week. I mean every a lot what are you, the fucking asshole, it's a play. He does it once a minute. He does it once a minute. He does it once a minute. So like, the director doesn't come out and cock block.

You can't do it today. So why, you spray your money shot. Okay. Wait, but there's no money shot. If you're gonna ask dumb questions, you have to do it in Vos's voice. So you do this play. You did it, you had to do this scene a lot.

Yeah. With the hacky-sack thing, does it go over your balls too? It's supposed to, yeah. and bosses voice. So you do this play. You did it. You had to do this scene a lot. With the hacky sack thing, does it go over your balls too? It's supposed to. Yeah. Yeah, it wouldn't go over yours. The monster ball. Yeah. I'm your tour bomb.

Then everything in a kickball for you. Just flatten out one of those rubber. I said it kickball. Anyway. I'll take that hit. Yeah, I mean, I remember, I think, when I did, did you I said it kick ball. Anyway. Fuck it. That's my joke. Don't take that hit. Yeah, I mean, I remember, I think, when I did, did you get the scene up yet?

Yeah, I don't have the scene. I've got the trailer though. I can't find the scene. Yeah, I can't be in the trailer. Is it on? Yeah, here we go. Listen to this. I was a star in this moment.

You were. I just watched a bit of the trailer and you were in the haves of it. Look at your hair. I was a star. This is this. I'm going to turn this around. and your inhapes a bit. Look at your hair. I was a star. This is this. This is... Why do I turn around?

Get a job! Look up yours! My kids! Let me tell you something about Kiso, okay? It ain't just that it's, she... It is also a metaphor for life. Is that a fact? I have a degree in psychology! I'm better a fact? How do you put the greatest psychology? I'm better than this!

I guess you like the big greenie, huh? Thank you, pardon? I'd say right about now, those two babes are primed for the two's high-speed injection. Get on skimp on pepper roll! Do you want to see my breath? Yeah. No, no, no. I'm not.

Meet. If it's worth going after, get after it otherwise. You are never going to find what it is you came for. You'll always leave and you'll never say goodbye because that's who you are. I said watch your. It's not over yet. To the rest, to the one you'll be sorry when I'm gone. I gotta talk to her, but what do I say?

What about, hello? I'm gonna melt you like a popsicle. What are you looking at? A very handsome man. And now the car can barely come,, six days just held such better days. Days were not so much, but I'm really glad. I'm really glad. Maybe it is. I know what I'm doing.

I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm ready to die. I'm ready to die. I'm ready to die. I'm ready to die. I'm ready to die. I'm ready to die. That's a pleasure. That kiss was you did the double face-grap.

Yeah. This is the line I go. I've always loved you. I always have. Is that online? I watch that online? Yeah, you too, right? Last night at Eddie's. Oh, shit. I actually...

See you real here? Dude, you? That was my hair. You see? You know what I mean? Shit. I lost 30... That was my second fat. I lost 30 pounds in a month to do that movie.

I was doing a movie called The Koala Bear Kid. You were. Were you the Koala Bear Kid? Yeah, me... No, you were. Were you the Koala Bear Kid? Yeah, me, I was, I swear to God, it was me, Billy, me and Billy Burr, Billy Burr was in it. The Koala Bear Kid? It was a film, yeah, it was a serious movie,

like the mob, I actually had real mob guys play. This is a funny story, the mob guy and the cast in the film, when he auditioned, he was an actor. When he auditioned, he really was hard-nosed, whatever. But when he got the part, we were rehearsing, and there was a week till shooting, he was really guy. And he would go, where's my money? I want my money. And they'd direct you, be like, no, man, can you do it? It's supposed to be, hey, I want my fucking money. You're supposed to be violent and scary.

He's like, it's an a seed in me and it's gonna grow. Eric, you have to trust me as an actor. He's telling this kid this, right? Is it you have to trust me? It's gonna, I can't just fake that. It has to grow and I will be there. The day we shoot, and he was was like, the kid was crying. This is my first film, so I'm like, dude, I know some real guys because I worked at a mob

down the time restaurant. I go, if you want to meet them. So I bring them down to the North End and Boston Lafamilia Georgios to meet this guy, Steven Georgio. He's got Gazelle Glass's jumpsuit, diamond. Shup kid. He walks this what he does, right? We walk down there, go Steven, we're in the middle of the street. He goes one second, he walks over to these two old Italian guys. Give me one more second, walks over to another Italian guy.

One more second, walks over to these two fucking mob guys. Then he walks over to his, goes, I'm in more huddles than a fucking NFL quarterback. What can I do for you, Eric? Right? He grabs the kid, he goes, listen, I'll do your fucking movie, but not for you, for Bobby, all right? He's already doing the movie. He didn't even, I told him,

I asked him if you can meet the guy, what we're told in this situation goes, I'll do it for fucking Bobby, because Bobby asked me to do it, all right? So what's going on? He brings him in fucking food, winds up catering the whole fucking thing, right? But he brings him in for an audition, right? He comes in, I'm working with them the night before,

but he doesn't know that it's play. So he grabs me, he goes, what do I do? He goes, all right, you just flip out, he's got your money grab him and you know, scare him. So he goes, where's my money? And I go listen, I go, it grabs me, it goes, where's my fucking money? You motherfucker, you start smashing my head on the table. And it goes, you get me my money, you're fucking dead. You're fucking dead. And then throws me. Ches the rules.

We're in a college, right? Or a BU, and he throws me. I go through fucking, I land against the wall, and the director goes, that's it, that's good. I go, no, no, that's fucking real, man. I'm like, Steven, you gotta act. You can't really fucking throw me. But he got the party, he's actually in the movie.

He's dead now, he got killed in the front. Whatever the gay guy. He got fucking can, they fired him. They put my friend Steven. That's what I'm gonna get on. Larry's the seed thing, he really said that. What's that? The seed thing. He said the seed thing. And he put my friend's is the the what's that the seat

the seat and he put my friend's even in and the plumber mic the plumber a bunch of guys were in the movie and billber kills you in it at the end of it billber kills you you know i just watch the

but i lost 30 i was fatter in that then i auditioned for this movie and it was for the romantic lead i lost i nailed it in the audition, and the guy basically told me, because you're too fat, I need you to be really thin. And I go, give me a month,

and I came back in with fucking a six pack. Cheese a month? A month. I gotta go to San Diego at the end of May. How am I gonna... Okay, are you ready? You wanna get me on the program? All right, this is what I did.

I can't do it now, because I'm happy and I'm married, and I have money. But then I was living with six retarded, mental retarded guys. I had no money and I just wanted a job. Chicken breast, broccoli, salad, oranges, and have like a muffin in the morning. That's it, no carbs.

Try to do yogurt now. No fuck you yogurt, fuck you anything. Chicken, broccoli, salad, and low fat salad dressing. You can have as much as that shit as you want. Like I can do low fat, Caesar dressing. And I worked out every day. I started walking that day. He told me you get up in a month.

I started walking and then I started running. And then I could run like three or four or five miles by the end of the month I was just fucking killing seven days a week seven days a week I just drink lots of water. Oh, like drink more water You think people don't drink enough water and what happens is it's like the caveman response is that you store water in your fat Cells and your skin and the more water you drink it actually you're telling your body There's a there's water is plentiful. Iiful I can let it out right it's flushes out the

You're not gonna drink that I'm drinking as much water as possible cut up you getting cut up I'm already feeling it FYI. I'm done I'm done. I'm done. It's a wrap. I'm done with this fat. Yeah I'm done. Yeah, I'm I'm buying a treadmill this week. Where I know how to Where am I getting a treadmill? Where are you gonna put it? I'm gonna I actually have this company that I'm looking into right now And hopefully they fucking email me. I'm it's it's called the Bowser treadmills

in their unbelievable space-saving treadmills, and they're unbelievable space-saving treadmills. They go, they fold right up, but they fold straight up. Not at kind of an angle, it's straight to fuck up. And they roll real easy, but they're like a non-folding treadmill. And they hold up, if you're a big boy like me, probably 280, they'll hold up to 350. Which, because what happens when you get a treadmill and you're heavy, it will slip, the belt will slip, and your models will just fucking kill yourself,

because they just facts all, facts all, facts all. Every time you try to work out, but I'm done. I'm getting the treadmill. Would you join a gym or just try? I got a gym, but here's the deal. I know how to lose weight. I've done it a lot in my life. I've, like I said, I've done it a lot.

I did it two years ago. I was fucking shredded two years ago. I had a six pack two years ago. I have a picture of me a couple years ago. You and you and Colin Quinn both got skinny at the same time right? We got skinny and then he I got fat and yeah he yeah we've been I've he's been he I've seen him go through two fats because I saw him at his second skinny after his fat. And I was like, oh my God, I saw him at Caroline's. I was like, holy shit, he was like, what's skinny? And you do the same thing though, right? Yeah, well, here's the thing, there's fat physically

and then there's fat mentally, I'm both. Fat mentally, fat people who are fat mentally, you know, you're walking around with fat all the time, even when you're thin, even when you're in shape. What's the thought pattern? It's an absolute. Well, it's what you do. It's literally, I mean, this study's proven that

you release endorphins in your brain, like a chemical in your brain, when you see a fucking big Mac and it goes in your brain and like a chemical in your brain, when you see a fucking big Mac and it goes in your brain and I got to have it. Last night, I woke up in the middle of the fucking night. I was up, I was just watching TV around four o'clock in the morning and I know there's American Trap Sui in the fridge. I was like, I'm going to go have something.

I'm like, I don't, I'm not hungry. I'm fine. I just fucking got to have it. I kept visualizing, getting a big spoon and just taking a cold bite of American Trap Sui, which is one of my favorite things in the world. Cold American Trap Sui makes my fucking balls wet. And my lips wet.

I had a sit there and work through it. Anything makes you look full. I had to. I had to, yeah, fucking sand make you look. I had to sit at the edge of yeah, fucking sand make your way. St. Baper. But I had to sit at the edge of the bed and talk myself through it like I don't need it.

I'm not hungry. I really don't. That's a boredom talking. Well, it's not boredom, it's not boredom. It's your brain. It's your fucking amazing brain. Did it have a sense of thought? Did it have a sense of thought?

It's a adult turn. I have OCD. He has OCD, which is fucking nuts. I have my, Vos has OCD, you know, Vos has anxiety and OCD yeah, which is fucking nuts. I'm I have my I was as OCD You know he was as anxiety and OCD, too You know he has anxiety. I didn't know he had OCD Yeah, and it's just like he's you should like go I don't know you turned into a yenta when you talk about your You know boss yeah, I I mean no seriously

I was trying to see I am he has anxiety and he has you know I'm fine it work on me now He has anxiety and he has an old mindset. I'm trying to work on me now. That's good. But no, but there are people that go to like, they go to eat classes on eating, just like for eating disorder, you know. And it's all under the same umbrella

of obsessive compulsive, whether it's gambling or drugs or eating or it's just, it's a fact on your brain. Your brain, you have to train your brain to think differently about food when you see it. Yeah, you have to, this is why I why I am trying to hook up with this company. Yow, Yow is a treadmill is because I want to make this an event because I hope this is my last fat. I joke in my act like I have eight fats in me.

This is my sixth. But I think this is going to be my, because I quit smoking now. It's been eight months. And that's, this is my final hurdle is this food shit So I'm hoping it will be the last one, but it is man. It's a it's it's it's it's especially when you can afford it You know, I mean when I was poor and struggling and I Didn't I couldn't really afford it was easy not to fucking eat because I didn't have to I could you know Just eat healthy shit and you know because I couldn't afford I can go anywhere have to. I could just eat healthy shit. I couldn't afford it.

I can go anywhere the fuck I want right now for dinner. I can have whatever I want. I can say, plus I'm now married. And my wife is fucking a sick cook. So I can say to her, I want chicken cutlet. I can go, I want chicken cutlet. And she'll go, all right. And she'll make me chicken cutlet.

Now fucking the vow of the cutlet. Like I used to devour a bitches and fucking vaguettes. You know what I mean? I'm just a bunch of people that cut with the wave on. Yeah. The cutlet gets booby excited. Here's a problem is being able to stop. You can have whatever you want.

It's math. You can eat whatever you want. Caloric and take. I did all the gigantigant. you want, it's math, you can eat whatever you want. Caloric and take. Pfft. I said I'll get you a dig in. It's for a lord and a chick. What's your calorie? You need to.

Now my son's been telling me about this thing called the lower and the empty calorie. My favorite thing is fat. I'm here to tell you this is fat. You, you, you, you don't have it. You've never been heavy at all. I have actually. Really, you were fat. you don't have it. You've never been heavy at all. I have actually. Really, you were fat.

I was. How big? When were you fat? Well, fat, fat for me. When I was in high school, I was about 160, 165. I'll, I'll slice you through, right? I'm, I'll, I'll, I'll slice you through, right? No, I will eat you now.

Get me a knife, Kelly. You can't write a name. I'm right on top of that, Robert. I have a twin brother who is huge. Totally different than me. It's big and stocky. I have a twin brother who is huge. Totally different than me. It's big and stocky. He was a football player in high school. And when we went to college, he stopped playing football.

So he didn't need to be 2.35, 2.40 anymore. It's like a muscle bound football player. So he lost all of his weight. And I, in college, started drinking, tried weed, which made me eat a lot of food. And I just had that freshman experience. Did a few nude scenes.

A few nude scenes. I gained so much weight in such a short amount of time, really in the second semester, where I came home and my brother was 10 pounds lighter than me. And the first time ever that he would, and he's not fat at all, he was always just big and strong. So, I was about two, five, two, ten. Now for me, that's big. That's big.

That's big. I'm six one. And I'm about 180 now, which is a pretty regular size. 180's, I guess. 180's good for you. Perfect for six one. Really, you just stand his body, that is. You know what I think?

I was doing the bottom lip bite. Right, yeah, that's where I'm today. I'm going through my first fat route, you know. I'm going through my first skit. Let me see. Let me skin. Let me see. Let me see. Everyone. Let me see.

Pick up your shirt. I want to see it. There we go. Ladies. Stop. Stop. Stop. Would you have belly button made out of Play-Doh?

What is up? What is up? Did you break my chair? Did you break my chair? What's up? Something just happened. Oh, God. I don't think it was supposed to do that. Wait, we're talking about how fatty it is. Did you break my chips? So too just happened. I don't think it was supposed to do that.

Wait, we're talking about how fatty he is. My favorite thing is ever happened to me in my life. And so, he's ruining the set. First, I gotta see, you have belly button looks like it was made in the sand Somebody to vagina look up don't make them don't let out let it go Dude, you're belly button sucks. Yeah, it's the smiley face I got. I'm not taking it, fighter. Let go, let go of it. Stop making, let take it, follow up.

You're fucking, you're belly button. You're 20s mustache. Wait a minute. Dan's asshole and his belly button are the same exact thing. It's just a slice. Yeah. That's weird. It stinks.

I've always had a weird belly button. It's like, wow. Is it kind of like half an Audi and half an inny? No, it's just all fucking, it's like a... It's tell you what, probably when they took you out. No, no. Well, that's kind of like that. You have belly button looks like some shitty artist drew it.

Yeah. Look at a kid taking a first level cartoon class. Yeah. But Dan's like, but Dan's on his first, like, and you're not fat though, but you're're on your first fat, but it's like a mental like there's something about when you've been through the fats You know like this like it's like this was my third This is my full skinny and my past third fat and the worst thing anyone could ever say to me is you look great Have you lost more weight because I swear to God? I'm fucking in Chinese food for ten years Yeah, because you know you know what you've been doing.

You when someone says you look great and you know that you gained a look, we're so hypersensitive. People say to me right now, I really. Don't tell me I look like I lost weight. People will say, dude, you look good man. Oh, you look like you lost some weight and it's like, dude, I know, because when I turn my neck, I feel it,

that you motherfucker, don't lie to me. I don't say, have you been working out? I know what you're saying. And it's all in two because we get skinny ill fat in the public eye. So, I'm, well, you know. But I've been out. Can everybody please follow her, by the way?

I'm really aggravating me. Our podcast has no clout with even the people that are on the show Getting clout. Yeah, but she's the only get we should have she should have at least 2000 followers. Yeah, come on I don't eat Maybe if you retweet from a dance soda might help Why are you bossing me in the retreat? That's got to be natural. What are you saying? Well, I this is the first time like, when I stopped waiting tables in December

and then I quit smoking and then I was just sitting around all day, like when you're waiting tables, you're on your feet all day, I run it up and down stairs. Then I'm suddenly started feeling like rib fat and I was like, what do I do? I have rib fat and then I was, I finally had a little bit of money

so I was ordering pastrami sandwiches and shit and then now I'm like, Hey, stop holding the microphone, we can hear it. And then let's go of it. Let's go. One of my best friends watched my set from the South Beach Comedy Festival on ComedyCentral.com and he just texted me,

he goes, you fat fuck. Oh really? Yeah, he goes, you got fucking fat. And I was like, this is a kid I grew up with. And I was like, I've always been really tall and lanky. And I was like, yeah. What are you waiting for now? I'm like, I've always been really tall and lanky. And I was like, yeah. What are you waiting for now? I'm around 226.

Wow. What are you talking about? 205 usually. Wow. So what's that like, 20? I was at 234. Well here it is too though. You got money now too.

You got money from that Guinness tour. You can stop at the corner and get a fucking Salami sandwich now. That's what I did. That's called happy. Once you get happy, you gotta be careful. Because you can start Focusing yeah, well, I'm happy now. I can I can trust Why are you chunky?

That's my downfall when I get when I get a boyfriend always put on weight because you're happy into the boy and you I eat what they eat. They're like we're gonna get a pizza tonight sure Because you're happy under the boy and you eat what they eat. They're like, we're gonna eat a pizza tonight. Sure. So big. It's so big. It's so big. It's so big.

It's so big. It's so big. It's so big. It's so big. It's so big. It's so big. It's so big. It's so big. It's so big.

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It's so big. It's so big. It's so big. It's so big. to do this and I was gonna do that and we were gonna wait a couple weeks and we were gonna we I had four cartons that I bought which in you know a lot of money that's $300 or some shit and I was like why what the fuck am I doing I'm just doing this it's my fucking head I'll be able to I can stop and my wife was pissed because she had three cartons and she didn't want to quit but she had to I woke up I'm done I'm fucking done it's it cold turkey I woke up I'm just I'm not doing it anymore that's it I'm I'm done. I'm fucking done. Cold turkey. Cold turkey. I woke up. I'm just I'm not doing it anymore. That's it. I'm I'm done in eight months or over eight months now And now I want to do that with the actual food. I'm getting the treadmill in and then I'm just gonna fucking walk on the stupid treadmill I'll look at I'll look at with you as well, and you're gonna go with the gym too

Well, here's a deal. I know me and the the key to lose weight if you're a fatty mentally and physically you have to know What you are? Whatever trick you have to do whatever con you have to plan yourself Whatever thing you have to do to get yourself to Start to work out do it if you have to go buy a whole new wardrobe of workout clothes and 200 dollars sneakers go If you have to go buy a whole new wardrobe of workout clothes and 200 dollars sneakers go fucking do it I'm gonna buy a treadmill and put it in my fucking house because there's no excuse Yeah, the gym is the the the the 20 minutes there and back or the 15 the half hour it takes Well 40 minutes it takes to get to there and back of the gym

Kills me because of my my Depression or my job You know I've been up all night and I had to show's there's no 24 hour gym That's all I lost to wait the last time it was a 24 hour gym. So there are 24 hour gym. There's none There's one in New York right now. It's a gay gym on 23rd Street And it's around 900 dollars to join for But it is worth That's why you belly button looks like an asshole.

Cause it's been getting tough. I've been going to the gym. I just hasn't been lifting it. Yeah. Doesn't there 24 hour plan for talking to the mic? Planet fucking fitness. I'm a one to point. I'm a one to point.

I'm a one to point it. I'm a one to point it in Queens. Is that the one you're talking about? No, that 24 hours is an awful. No, that one's. That one's an awful. No, no, no, no, no, no. I can't see my name. Queens is that when you're talking about that 24 hours and awful that that one Can't St. Where just open really two months ago $10 But is it open 24 hours? I don't know find out I find out Bobby

These problem is getting out of the house Well, that's you know, it's it's fuck. And have it yeah easy. Yeah it's not fat as jokes. Okay, no joke's waiting to come out. I'm hatched creativity. Okay now when you quit smoking, yeah, the rosannaid benefited because you gave us a bunch of packs of cigarettes. I give you yeah I'll use my cigarettes. I gave them all to the mass also. You're right now. Yeah, when you quit eating. Yeah. Am I gonna get some delicious foods? Well, so I can become fat monster boys You get fat. I won't ever get fat. I'll get skinny fat, which is gross,

because it's just fucking stretched out and been way too bad. It's your belly button right now. My belly, my belly's fucked up, Bob. You're gonna be a full version of your belly button. Your belly button looks like it was made with a knife. It's cut. Like they had to do it.

They're like, we gotta tie it up, just cut it up. You survived an accident. Yeah, you have a trachea. I have a train accident belly button. Yeah, well, look, the food, I think you can eat what you want. Like I said, I don't think it's a matter of... I don't want to get too far and silly with it. I can take responsibility for what you put in your body.

That's right. I think that comes from Bob Lettrez. Ladies and socially with it. I don't want to get too far and socially with it. I don't want to get too far and socially with it. I don't want to get too far and socially with it. I don't want to get too far and socially with it. I don't want to get too far and socially with it. I don't want to get too far and socially with it. I don't want to get too far and socially with it. I don't want to get too far and socially with it. I don't want to get too far and socially with it. I don't want to get too far and socially with it. I don't want to get too far and socially with it.

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Yeah. And we're gonna end on this fucking stupid commercial. We're gonna last the whole thing. We're gonna last, we're gonna try to end on this last one. But here's the thing, I wanna, I'm definitely losing weight. I'm gonna start, it's, the treadmill's coming in. Hopefully we get that from those guys But you know, I'm done. I'm fucking done and that's when you do something

Yeah, also, what do you get this something where you could be forced to do something like take a class or something? Yeah, that works. Why don't I drink an army go down a fucking self-bubb? I'm telling you it's an addiction but you stop fucking check in the stove 90 times You leave it out you have fucking weird out 74 You really do that. Oh, I do I check the aisle. Yeah, I check that I'm fucking yeah, but no you you have to tap I have to pee nine times before I go to bed at night like I'll stand there literally and I Nine time I got like you keep. I think I broke whatever that thing was. It's called your re-throw.

Now I'm being in my own pants, I'm an accident just because I broke that little but how many times? I think the seal. You broke the Asian eyeball. And the top of your god of the issue. That's what my belly button looks like. I'm a thie hole.

I can't. So you've got. I got a thie hole belly button. Is that like, you've got one long wee belly button. It's not like. You've got one long wee and you just what can do. No, I'll just stop it. Yeah, no, no, no, I'll go. I'll go and then I'm like, I'll go to bed and then I'm like,

I'm like, I'm going to go one man, I'm like, I think I have to get a little more as to come out. And then I go in there and I stand in front of the toilet again. And then a little more does come out. And then I'm like, oh, maybe again. It's crazy. Yeah, it's in my family. It's all about germs.

No, yeah, I don't have that. I'm filthy. That's shit. Yeah. Yeah, oh, maybe you get crazy. Yeah, it's in my family. It's all about germs. No, yeah, I don't have that. I'm filthy. That's shit. Yeah. Yeah, but Kelly, you just shit ain't one. Back in the room, country. That's it? Here it comes.

Kelly, I'll leave the building to go pee. That's the kind of thing. I'll leave the building to her outhouse. I'll leave the building out and I'll have to. I'll leave the building out and I'll have to. I'll leave the North Melbourne in an outhouse. She's shit in an outhouse. I just shit in her pan outside.

Dig a hole. That's why she get those fishes something fluid. She got a fucking swamp bogger, but she got a fucking Aussie Wop flap. I thought I'd take all of that. Are you just called people? Are they bugs? No.

All right. Yeah, but you, I mean, what else do you do? I mean, I knew you dude, and we were mean I I know you dude and we were you know I was I was I think you're funny or a great guy. You always made me laugh when I found out you had OCD And when they tell you that I do we were in a kid's yeah, but kipsy. Yeah when you pita my shower Peter my shower, yeah, because they put me to put me to hotel hotel was full So you gave me another hotel room, but my room was bigger than his He's like I'm the fucking headliner. Oh his room is Fanta so I pissed in his tub

The tub like a like an angry cat. He had a beautiful bathroom. It was just a beautiful Man someone like a hot fucking I have in Dragon glass of water in three days Yellow took a sweet piss Yellow like the sun Di Oh, you got it. Diabetic. It was like, honey. Serpy yellow coming out. Gross.

Fucking virus. Man, for a nasty date. Viral urine. So, yeah, what do you do again? I used to, well, I used to be a lot worse. My brother's, like, my brother's in a special program for in California.

He's got like developmental disorder. He's got like OCD and pervasive development disorder, which is like a heightened form of autism, so it's called asburgers. Oh yeah. So he's got that. So it runs OCD genetically, mostly through men, handed down from the male gene, the fathers.

But mine was worse when I was a kid. It's an anxiety disorder. Just like when you're anxiety probably gets worse, you are eating disorder gets worse. So when I was younger, my OCD was a lot worse. Like I used to have all these little compulsions I'd have to do. And now it's just like I'll go in and like check the oven

like a couple times. I'm always like, that's what it is. Your brain tricks you like, you're like, is that fucking thing? Is that off? Is it, let me go check again, off, off, off, off, off, off. I was like that when oven like a couple times. I'm always like, that's what it is, your brain tricks you like, you're like, is that fucking things? Is that off? Is it, let me go check again, off, off, off, off, off. I was like that when I was a kid. I used to make sure that the garage door,

the side door, the garage lock, but I make sure it was locked down to go up to my room. I got nothing on that. I don't think I'm allowed. Like whatever is just open a little bit. And I used to have to, all the light switches had to go up. Yeah, you know, yeah.

But now did that, do you still have that in other forms now? Yeah, I do, I do weird shit. Oh, see you do. So if you want that, if you have it. forms? Yeah, I do, I do weird shit. Oh, see you do. So if you have it. I used to, I just broke this a year ago. I always used to have to leave through the same door that I came in through.

So like if my deli, my deli has two doors, and literally it just makes sense for me to walk in one door, go out the other. But for four years when I lived in this, I lived in the same neighborhood, I'd go in one door, and then I'd be like, excuse me, like trying to get through people to believe. And so I used to do things where I'd have to be in a place,

an even amount of number. So I'd put my foot in and then put my foot in again. But I'm breaking it, I'm breaking it slowly. My phone's not on me, so try to yell at me. Is that your phone? I fucked up. Yeah, yeah, body had me right in the crosshairs. Hit the fuck in music.

I was like, whoa, hey right in the crosshairs Hit the fucking music, we're just all right. We're gonna get out of here man before you hang on get it ready to go Stark thank you so much for coming on the you know what did podcast you have a good time. I did it was a lot of fun It was fun. They're good to you. Yeah, I thought it would be I'm gonna go back and watch the generation kill again We really scared I was nervous. I'm not a comic. I'm not funny I just you know, I didn't know what to expect. I fucking did great I feel bad that you had to put up with us. No, especially looking at Bob's LL Why he stayed you idiot Make sure you check out

I think I meant to her much girl. I mean, I mean, don't hurt you. Make sure you check out Star X. I need a lot of. I mean, I love. Make sure you check out Star X on NYC22 Sunday nights, 10 o'clock, after the good wife on CBS. He's one of the stars. It's a great show. It needs your support.

I'm on it. We need your support right now because I think they have four episodes, two more slated to air and the more people that watch it, the more episodes they're gonna play, and then we'll get a season fucking doose, which means more money for you, and fucking I get the X, and they replace me. You're like, what happened?

What's your character's name? It's more. George Moore. George Moore? Yeah. You know what happened to Moor? He's dead. What? We killed him off. Do I get Bobby? They didn't want to bring him back is that rewrite line that he had

He didn't go hard he hard Bring it on him. What is impersonator when it is days back? Yeah, hopefully they they cook suckers better bring me back They'll bring you back to give you a spin. I have put it in your contract that you don't come back unless I Don't think that'll have Why you cock-blogging me I'm not cock-blogging I was just laughing at the thought of the someone watching the show going Why is that guy from Boston a New York police? I don't shut up. Don't say that fucking Ken

Watch NYC 2 2 and Bob what fucking hut? Say that fucking tenfold fucking dough I'm excited nice to make sure you watch Watch NYC to two and Bob what fucking hut are you gonna be? Horrible pizza place are you headlining in Wilkesbury, Pennsylvania? Where are you going to be dude? Where's your website first of all Bob the Bono calm and watch your Twitter? I don't have Twitter yet really Facebook What's Bob the Bono on Twitter? I have Twitter. I don't have Twitter yet. Really? I use more Facebook. Come on. What's Bob Dibono wants to, what I have, but I just don't go on that much.

I'm more of a Facebook. So you go to the website, where are you gonna be next? Dictority's Comedy Vault in Boston. Are you kidding me? I'm trying to set it out. I started there. I started there. That's where I am.

I've never done it. Me and Dean Cook and Al Dibani and Jay Hall. We're in a comedy trippe called Al Mungu. I know that, because Del Bunny told me that. And that's on the basement of the Chinese restaurant. You know, it's a basement of a Irish pub, and we used to be a bank, and it's Louis holds like 30 people, right, 50 people, something like that.

We used to perform there all the time. But now that Nick's closed, it's fucking hopping again. So I heard it's actually pretty bad ass club What's that comedy troupe is it like improv? Yeah improv really like that. Yeah, that's so we'd love to see Really yeah, I will I'd love to show you I have it I'm sure that quietly Last night at any last night at any so I'm gonna go watch I'm gonna watch it sexy Bob the Alnomunkies. Yeah, I used to wear tight jeans and

Those lips I used to have those lips. Yeah, Mullet curly Mullet. I used to wear Bolo ties And I used to high heel pointed shoes Made out of authentic cow skin You look like a bad guy that you look like a bag of that's Swazie beat up in rodeos. Yeah. That's already, you know, I don't think this comedy truth is gonna go anywhere near you.

Oh, go to the house. Yeah, it's pretty sad. And TBS anymore. I love rodeos. Yeah, nice. I'm growing my hair out just so I can Sam Elliott put my hair in the fucking with a rubber band. I think a fucking so I'm gonna dance

I was pretty sexy back in the day. That's a good club What's that? The guys who love their hair that much are the ones that lose it? Because we loved it too much Yeah, it's gonna happen. It's a picture of Dory and Gray. It's gonna happen. It's a God's curse. It's God's curse. How far did you let it go before you took it to the where it is now? I'm smart.

I took it, like, you know, Rogan waited till it was like people like, please. He really just did it. Please cut it off. Yeah, he really just did it. Yeah. So what do I look at? Please, listen. No, no, you're way better than what I was looking at.

When he, he, uh, other headphones on anybody, you just fucking yapping over everybody. I mean, we'll just throw them out. Shut the fuck up! And let somebody talk, especially me. No. Okay. The, uh, yeah, I, I cut it off before anybody knew

I was going both because I knew it was coming. And I was either gonna get hair transplants But back then they would look like doll hair. Yeah, and or I was just shaving it off so by the time I Hopefully we became successful or whatever which I'm still waiting for that people just know I'm bald That's the way you do that's your love, but some guys are like fuck it and they hold on to it forever And then this guy's now that you know that I could rat out that have fucking hair, weaves. That someday you're gonna go, fuck, I knew Trevolta was bald way before anybody.

It's so obvious. He did two talk shows in the day. And he did, I think he did, he must have an Oprah and then Letterman or something. And in the afternoon show, he had the short cut. Yeah. And in the evening show, he had the long, much, much longer. He was so, he was where he just wasn't think his head. He just fucked up. His head was shifting. He fucked up. He fucked up. He was the right. He has great wigs though. But here's the one that I saw years

before that him at his airport without his wig. Yeah. And it was fine in the. Yeah. It was just a little, little curly patch. It was bald in the back. And he was, had one leg up and he was kissing a dude goodbye. So I knew, yeah. That's a lot in one photo. Yeah, that's a lot in one photo. And he was dead bald.

Jamie Foxe hair plugs. That's why he's this tattoo on the back of his head from the scar. A lot of people, even Rogan has a scar too. He got hair plugs and now he shaves it off. He talked about that on his podcast. It's actually a pretty interesting podcast. You want to check it out?

The Jorogan experience. I'll plug it. I can't. I can't run riot cast. You talk. Go ahead and fucking talk over. Randy Cator is my hero. That's right.

His guy is unbelievable. Bob has no radio fucking He just talks over everybody. You know, he's like, he's got like Actually doing radio with Voss He's like a street baller that you try to put in the NBA you know, no fundamentals What the fuck you're gonna pass the ball? It's not putting it in your shirt Yeah, he's like constant fucking, fucking pushing, when it was that, like pushing, or 10 cup, I can make it. No, you can't. That's what I'm,

what up fucking when the open. What a great scene. He just keeps trying to win the, you as open with one shot, sailing over. All right, Bob, and seriously, man,

thank you so much. We come back. I love to. Would you? Yeah, you're a busy guy for nobody. I know, right? It's like running around. I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going over. All right, Bob, and seriously, man, thank you so much. We come back. I love to. What, yeah?

Yeah, you're a busy guy for nobody. I know, right? It's like you're running around. You're a, you couldn't, we tried to get you on for like a month. I know. And you're very busy. Kind of bugs me.

I'm loyal to Jim Brewer. Are you open to form? No, I'm on that show a lot. Oh, really? Yeah, his show. Oh, every Friday. Where? We'll be plugging another show on another show.

Please, fuck I love. My biggest dip ever. Dude, I'm kidding. Fuck you. I go on Fridays. I go on Fridays. Oh, all right. And serious.

Yeah. Oh good, man. Well, no, dude, I'd fuck. I'd love to be. I love your show. Dude, I, if you, if you, I mean, I'd take you. I would never, ever.

I would never, ever. I would never, ever. I'd need something, dude. You know what I have? I have. I have. I need something to do. You know what I am? I have to. I have to. I have to. I have to.

I'm gonna piss on you. I'm gonna piss on you. I'm gonna piss on you. Mark your mind. Don't take it with a barn. That Kelly, thank you. Thank you. Thank you for being on the show

and I hope you like your money that you got from the fans. Thank you for your asshole. I appreciate it. And their fans are really, really adorable. Yeah, those fans are make sure you make sure you follow Kelly. Yeah, Kelly Fistuke. I know it's a fucked up shitty. I was feeling last name. But and Dan Dan Soda at Dan Soda. He still has a website. One of the funniest guys I fucking know man. Dan Soda, where are you going to be? I'm going to be in Bloomington, Indiana, May 14th,

and then I'm going to be opening for Night R Get Sick. Go for an A. Cincinnati, Ohio, May 15th to the 17th. Really? Yeah, he's gonna be recording his album. If you live near Cincinnati, come check out Nate, record his album, and I'll be fucking do it or shit from him.

We're gonna be actually getting him back on the show soon. He's great. And next week, I think we're going to get a very special guest. Hopefully. Oh, you dirty girl. And what are you got coming out? You got some special shit happening. Just the show.

You got nothing else. Just the show waiting to hear about. What other kissing scenes are coming out? That's what I can't say. No, no. No one will get anything away. No one will. No one will.

So check me out. You go to robbercallylive.com. All my stuff is up there. Kansas City Improv. I will be coming to you. The 17th through holy shit. The 20th. Oh, I mean, I just moved there. Oh, I'm an idiot. Since the 90s, 17th is the third day, right? I just fucking up my plug. Yeah. You fuck up. You fuck up. My plug. I don't know. I don't know what the fuck. I do to hang on one second. What do you got?

I'm in the next Coen Brothers movie. Wow! What? You drop a bomb like that. You let me pitil my horse shit opening for maintenance Cincinnati. He's in the Coen Brothers movie. Talk to him about his stupid OCD for 20 minutes. You're in a Coen Brothers movie?

Why? You're an asshole. Really? What is it? What's the new Coen Brothers movie? Why are you? You're an asshole. Really? What's the new Cohen Brothers movie? It's about folks singers in Greenwich Village in 1961. Are you kidding me? I'm so fucking sorry. Who else is in it?

I honestly don't know how about it. Do you know anyone else in it? I'm in it with Carrie Mulligan, Justin Timberlake, is in it. What? What? You're a fucking piece of shit. I'm a fucking fucking bitch.

You're a fucking bitch. You're a fucking bitch. Listen, I've got how this is successful. I'm in it. I'm in it. I'm out piece of shit. Don't be a fucking idiot. Listen, listen, I was just so excited. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing.

I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing.

I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I shot the film and immediately went on my honeymoon for two weeks. You already shot it? Yeah. You already did it. You already did it.

You're a fucking Alka's shit start. I swear. What the fuck is up with this guy? This guy. I hope it's too hot. It's on the show again. I hope he is too because I want to know all about Joe. I'm going to tell his wife.

I'm going to tell his wife he got a heart on there. And her wife's kissing scene. I'd love to come back and I'll talk what we can talk about. Yeah. So we don't need him. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. We're sitting and talking about the shitty two-two from I'm kidding. Whoa. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. It's a great show. You're right.

We could have edited out the part about my belly. Oh, yeah. You're right. We could have edited that out. We could have fucking. I OCD. I couldn't have we spent time giving her gifts. We should have never tried. We were trying to waste time on the show.

I went on a fucking, there was a gem right over here. I went on a fucking tirade about my weight. You really did have a mission statement for that using gem, waiting. I fucking, but who stayed on and I keep talking over fucking people? Because he doesn't have to do radio. I stayed on him earlier. Shut up, Bob. Fucking guy. Don't take it out on us because you doesn't have to do radio. I stayed on him earlier. Shut up, Bob. Fucking guy.

Don't take it out on us because you can't talk over Brewer. Meanwhile, meanwhile, Stark throws that at the end. He goes, oh, by the way, kind of in the remake of streetcar name desire, playing the Brando role. What the fuck? You really stink, Stark. You have to come back on and talk about that. All right, Jesus.

Now I'm going to have to have Bob back on too. This is the nightmare. This really is, make sure, make sure you check us all out at ryecast.com, all the other podcasts on there. Jersey jerks, I hate my wife. Jim Forrentine's is fucking awesome. We got two brand new ones coming out very, very soon. Some special announcements for r riotcast.com.

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