Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Strictly Anonymous

Episode Date: February 20, 2014

Robert's special one on one episode with Kathi Kay and Tommy from the 'Strictly Anonymous' podcast. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It's gonna sell out. So get your tickets now, commicellar.com, feature event, live podcast. Let's make team down. She doesn't do. Welcome to the You Know What Dude Podcast. This is a special edition where Robert goes one. With some of the most interesting people in the world.

Or at least in his world. So sit back, relax, and enjoy. You know what dude? You know what dude? The You what dude? You know what dude? The You Know What Dude Podcast One on one What's up? Robert Kelly here and we are doing a one-on-one. It's a new series on the Riotcast Network for the YKWD.

This is right. I find interesting people. People I like. Friends of mine. Comics. And otherwise. And I sit down with one or two. And we go for an hour and we discuss,

I don't know, whatever the fuck I want. Things that I want to talk about, a little slower pace show than the old YKW did. And it's, you know, not necessary comics all the time, but I'm gonna be releasing these every Thursday for extra episodes, and later on, they become special you know special podcasts for people who really fucking like this show. So anyways here we go let's

get into it. I have today on the one on one friends of mine, Cathy Kaye and Tommy and the reason why I'm not giving whole names or letting you know because they're they have a podcast and I'm really into that I've kind of been kind of behind the scenes with her and Him as they started it It's called strictly anonymous and it's a show where you guys go behind The curtain of freakness then you find these people out there who are on the internet looking the curtain of freakness, then you find these people out there who are on the internet looking for certain things, who have stories and weird things and scenarios, and you give them an opportunity to get

it out, to call you guys up, who are professional fucking weirdos yourselves, who have been there done that, like me, and all the people I know and you give them the the Anonymous place to call up pick a name whatever they want Mm-hmm and talk about what the fuck's going on right most of the people called they have looked legitimate problems Yeah, I mean, but here it's not even problems though some of these are problems Like what you right right it's not it's it sounds sometimes it sounds like it's a problem, but it's really not you know Sometimes it's just them letting people know well That's the one guy that we have a John quote unquote

He just loves to he even his wife are like doing other guys and they have this whole secret life that they live and He calls in because he has nobody else to tell these stories and he finds it really interesting to be able to retell these stories like it's a hotter for him that he could sort of air it out. Yeah, he calls us from hotel rooms. While they're doing it. No, no, no, no, when he's away on business, he can't talk about it in front of his wife who he lets guys gang bang. Is it that was a bad question?

Is it cuckling? Is it gang? What question is it cuckling is it gang? It's cuckling. I don't even know what that is. Oh, geez. I just fucking outed myself that I'm a fucking more of a freak than you two Yeah, what's cuckling though? I've heard it right Tom Do you yeah, there's a whole porn? It go Google it they got their own I don't think I've ever been to a guy. Let's a fucking a big nice fat black dude Just plow his chick. And sometimes he'll fucking have to suck that dick too.

She makes him suck the dick. No, they don't do that, but he has let his wife screw a big black dude. That was on one of our podcasts recently. That's cockled. Yeah, he's cockled. They cockled. And he likes to brag about it.

Basically, he's calling into show and he's sort of bragging about it. Because when you live out these really great stories, if you can't tell people, it's almost almost not that fun right like that's a part of it. I think it's I don't know if it's part of it for women as much as it is I mean guys fuck for the story that's exactly what this guy's doing. Yeah when we when I I bang broads for friendships so I can walk into a fucking school or a neighborhood and go, hey, what's up?

Dude, I just fucking fucking ate that bitch's asshole and came on her fucking ear and smacked her in the head. Get me to and then we're friends for life. You know what I mean? If me and Tommy double teamed you, we'd be friends for life. Right. And then you'd call up my show and talk about it. That's what people like to do. Yeah, we'd call up and go like, we fuck your dead snag. And I'm kidding. But yeah, we wouldn't, I mean, so I think that's interesting. It's, here's this guy, he calls up every week now. I get daily, yeah, because they're out and about doing all day. And they're, they come into different situations. One time they thought he fucked a big black guy. We have another update,

updated episode coming up where they did something else. I'm not going to tell you, tell you different situations. One time they thought he flucked a big black guy. We have another updated episode coming up where they did something else. I'm not going to tell you exactly what happened. It'll be on a show. Oh, a T-shirt. Yeah, but it's interesting. It's interesting. That made it a good time. They go out, you know, open to having new experiences with new partners. And trust me, they have some really interesting experiences. We're getting ahead of ourselves a little bit. Let me back up here. I want to find out where this is one of those things where you think of all the podcasts that are out there now. You think of all the shows that are there and the concepts or whatever the fuck's behind

them, whether it's guys hanging out or two girls talking dirty and telling it like it is or somebody interviewing stars or what a this is a fucking, this is one of those ideas that you're like, fuck, why didn't I think of that? Why didn't I? Because basically, you came up with this concept out of the blue. No, what it was is I always wanted a call in advice show. I love talking to people about their problems

and I find people fascinating. You know me, I'm just like a talker and I like to peel the onion back and I like, and my friends are like irritated by it. Do you know what I mean? But I figured yeah. Absolutely fucking more rage than I do. But it's like my, like what I love to do. So I figured if I could do it on a show, then I could find the people that actually are looking for that kind of information, right? And I would, how it turned into this kind of sexual thing is I didn't know where to sort of advertise to get people to call in with problems.

I wasn't thinking of these kind of problems. I was just thinking problems, right? And I didn't want anyone to know what I was doing. So I didn't want to go on my Twitter or my Facebook. So one morning, like really early in the morning, I put an ad on Craigslist. I don't even know what I was thinking. Like in the casual encounter section, the dating section, I put a couple of... Usually when you go to get make money.

Yeah, I went there to figure like, that's where I'm going, well, everyone's doing a listen, things are there. To me, this was a listen. I didn't want to let anyone know. It was a little secret thing. I went on Craigslist like everybody else.

And I posted my little ad looking for people with problems, podcasts. I mean, I didn't be and switch them. I was obvious about what I was looking for. And it was like striking goals. Like, I got so many emails. I had like my first five episodes taped that week.

Like I had so many people emailing me. Because it is, I mean, I've always said to you, Kathy, you are a natural born yapper. Yeah, you were the one that told me to start a podcast. It's like you need to fucking talk. Yeah, I love it. Because you call me for radio. Yeah, I know when I hear,

when I hear birds chirping and wind blowing, this bitch is walking somewhere and he's just yapping. It's my, I love talking. But I have no, I'd let you talk sometimes. I'll let you fucking talk. I don't give a shit. I used to fall asleep and you'd still be yapping. That's the thing.

But you're not, you never yapped about, this is the one thing. You wouldn't yap about nothing. Yeah. You would never just call and talk, there was always psychology behind it or some type of point behind it. Like you were a hundred percent behind

whatever the fucking thing you were saying. But some people call you up like, you know, what are you doing? What's going on? Yeah, I don't talk bullshit. I'm not interested in that. You really don't. I mean, I'll give you credit there.

I mean, you can fucking talk, where it's like, I gotta go. Right. But I always said that you should do this podcast thing, and then how did, I don't know, stand like, you do this thing, you put that out there, and why do you say, I need a guy, why do you need Tommy? How did you get Tommy involved?

It was an accident. Yeah, it really was. I thought I needed a co-host, because when you first told me to do a podcast, what you had me do, Robertdown if you remember this is take myself talking and send a to you to listen and there is nothing more uncomfortable and horrifying than me like sort of talking to nobody i can't do that you know i mean i'm just good in a regular conversation

certain people can i totally i cannot you know i mean i need someone to talk to and i didn't want to call a show where I just people have people callin'. I don't want even good at the fucking intro of my show. I can't do any of that stuff, but I'm good interviewing somebody. So I felt like I needed a co-host to sort of talk to in the beginning a little bit. And somehow, Tommy, I don't even know how,

how did I pick you? You, I don't know. You were like, I needed a guy's perspective on something, and I used to be a little bit of a filthy individual Yeah, and you're like a little bit your complex and you're deep I needed somebody that could go deep because that's what I like to do Yeah, and time it was a little bit of an analyzer but not too much and he's like very opposite me He's more passive to my aggressive and it really turned out to be the perfect person

Well it worked it worked People love our dynamic. Well, you guys, I've listened to the shows. I've listened to them from the beginning. And it's weird because, first of all, Tommy, like I've told you before, I thought you were gonna be like a Greg Keneer type and you're not. You're literally like, you should be in front of a Russian fucking social club.

Oh my God. No. I mean, if I do not come into this place, you should have fucking star tattoos on your elbows and knees. But look at all those tattoos. But, it's, it's, when I hear you talk,

you, I mean, you guys both, I know you and I, and I hear from you that, you know, there is you guys of both fucking have been there. That's what you just said to me because I've been there. I've done the hunting on the, I've done it. And I've done the hunting on the street. I mean, I did the originals Craigslist. When you had to go ride around the block for two hours.

Right. Looking for somebody to fill you. You just went to the months in diner. The months in diner. What was that? Used to be over on 11th Avenue. You just went to the Munson diner. The Munson diner. What was that? Used to be over on 11th day, I didn't get what you mean. That's not Munson, that's not the market. Not market.

On the other side of the street, by where the car wash was, there used to be a diner called the Munson diner. It was, they actually lifted the diner and moved it to like Pennsylvania or something. It sounded shit. But yeah, I went over there in Hell's Kitchen one time and I watched a, a pimp beat up his training.'s tranny hooker. There was more trannies over there What's what guys and trannies? Yeah, but market done hang on one second. Okay. Sorry

Mark had done a had the tranny club. Yeah, I don't know why. Yeah, so don't let's not And first of all, there's none of your business Guys and tranny no, I have a guy my neck. Someone just emailed me today that he was excited, and he, the trannies, he's into tranny, so I'm so excited to have him on the show. There's something here, that's gonna be a great one. Yeah. Oh my God, because he's done everything. He said, Escorts three, some sports, some strannies,

like, you know, he's got a back, but you know when you're in the city living the life, drinking, partying, your body, it's where you're at, certain places, and you know, things happen. You know what, you're potential. Hang on one second, I've done in partying your body. It's weird to hear it at certain places and you know things happen. You know what? Hang on one second. I've done none of that and I still wanted to suck a trainer's car. Yeah, but no.

I haven't drank in 28 years. What? I haven't partied in fucking 20 years. I was totally sober going to AA and I still went to the market, Diner trying to fucking fight off a fucking tranny. Seriously? She passable, she passable. Do you consider yourself gay because you want to suck like a

Chinese? I never said I wanted to suck that you just did. No, you prove it. Oh, okay. Rewind. If you can't do that, I'm going to do that. No, there's something. Here's the thing. There's something sex. I believe I really believe this. It's an addiction. If you're a sex addict, if you're a regular person, it's not an addiction. If you're an addict, I believe it gets out of hand.

With me, it got out of hand. I used it to feel good or feel bad. Okay, I know that the latter is the worst. When I do shit to feel bad, that's when I to have hurt myself is the one that fucking killed me. I remember I do good and on edition. I go jerk off in a peep show. What? It's like for what? Do you want to know your feeling anything? But I know both of you for equal amount of time and you know you're an obvious open sex addict and Tommy for sure is one too. I

don't know if you know that about yourself, but you yes you are maybe you are and I was too if there was a sex addict uniform it would be your outfits that's what I hate about Tommy he doesn't cop to his past bullshit but most people can't most people don't ridiculous our show is totally anonymous strictly anonymous for a reason nobody knows who he is I know his name might not even be Tommy it's not Tommy. No, no one knows who the fuck he is. So sometimes people call up and they're talking about stuff that I know he could relate to because I know his real story and I know him and he doesn't do it.

Because I'll tell you why. And I yes. My wife, look at my wife knows that what I do and my honesty is what I have. I'm not, you know, that's one of my main things is that I am an open book, I'm very vulnerable. I will tell you whatever the fuck it is, and I will be as honest with you,

but that pays my bills. Can I go in second? That pays my bills. So what I do and who I am pays the bills. What he does and who he is doesn't pay the bills and his wife seems like a different person than mine. No, let me tell you the psychology behind your way of doing things and Tommy's. As a woman, if I caught somebody like you guys and I knew you guys were a hunk of garbage

and I still continue to be with you, I would want to be with the way you are afterwards. I trust you more because you're blatantly honest. His poor wife knows he was a scumbag and now he's sorted to me denying it and I said I'm going to deny denied that that makes you seem more I would I wouldn't be able to trust you I would be able to trust him more because he's fucking honest now I never I never I never way doesn't work doesn't keep your wife happy I wrote right behind you I wrote the book on cheating okay there's a big it's called it's real, I didn't know that.

Yeah, it's called cheat. A man's guy at the Invitality. Me and my two other friends wrote a book on how to cheat and get away with it. Okay, it's depressing to listen to him. No, but it's a survival guide. Well, here's a thing is that you, that deny, deny, deny is fucking,

that's high level cheater. That's high level, you know, when you're, because that will not to say you're cheating now, because you're not, you have a different life now, but you, for you to go back and pick up all, you're gonna have to redo the whole yard. You know what I mean? I cleaned the slate nine years ago,

and then we started from there, but you You you it's like it's I compare it to this you buy in a house Yeah, you do all the fucking bathrooms and kitchens before you move in you already live in the house So there's gonna be dust and shit everywhere and you're gonna be miserable in your house until you repair it for months I get us does that make sense totally great fucking analogy I know I know this is why I wanted you to be my host in the beginning of my show for months. Did that make sense? Totally. That's a great fucking analogy. How I- No, I know, this is why I wanted you to be my host in the beginning of my show,

because you're good at getting to the bottom of things too. I think though, I understand, but it's good, you're missing the point with this. It's good that you have that you're you, and he's him because- Oh, totally, people will need him. Need that guy. You know what I mean? And they need you need you if it was just two of you it would almost overwhelm me No, I tried to do it with a girlfriend of mine who has a very strong personality to as well

Right and it didn't it didn't work with her, you know, who is that? I'm not gonna say her okay. Well, I don't you didn't work You know who anonymous use a fucking anonymous name. Lisa. Really? Yeah, that fucking pot. She was late too much, but really, I fired her because of her lateness, but really I didn't think that she was gonna. What I suppose was the one thing I said to you

about podcasting, what's the most important thing? Shit, there's a lot of things you've taught me about podcasting, Robert. What was the most important thing? Number one, and I say to everybody, consistency. That's what people, you want to, I'm not gonna report that. I said that to you.

You can see you have to do it every week. Oh, right, right, right. Consistency. Every week, and that's what filters everybody out. Because they, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then after three weeks, I'm late, I'm not gonna, I can we do it, and then it's over. It's fucking over.

I won't put up with that, because if I'm the type person that I start something, I'm done to the end. You know that. You put me to task. I bought everything, I've learned everything. And I'm like 15 episodes into it. And so it's definitely, I'm not like a one-hit wonder. I'm still doing it.

But I won't deal with working with a co-host that doesn't have a follow-through. I knew that. But here's the thing, is that this show itself is now, it's, to me, the reason why I like this show is because it's one of those obvious, holy shit. Why did I think of that, uh, concepts? Right.

And it's, it's things I want to know about. Like, I could talk about trainees forever. Why? I haven't been with one, but why would I go with one? Why would I risk roll the dice? Why would I fucking go to a club with dudes with tits? What the fuck is that about why look I remember back in the day? I used to love dating girls and I get them to suck my friends dicks in front of me. Why why aren't we friends?

I know We would be fucking heavy into AIDS We both have fucked up fingernails and potbellies. Trust me. Robert, where are we, and I don't speak Spanish, and how do we get out of this place? Good. We would fucking be knee deep and dick. Man, you would fucking be, I'd have your dick in my hand, and you'd have my dick in

your two fucking hot females. What, Poppy? It's okay, Poppy. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, puppy? It's okay, puppy. We'd have you there too. We'd fucking be rolling your fucking fucking hot ass all around though. Listen, if I was drinking at that time

and we were all together, it would be, it would be a fucking nightmare. Yeah. But the interesting part about it is that there, these people call up, like the one that I liked and I talked to you about this is that guy who called up and he was fucking his girlfriend. His friends, friends brother's wife. Totally, uh huh.

Young guy, he was 19, she was 35. So it was also like a huge age gap, you know? Yeah, so here's this thing and he's calling up like, I'm banging this broad, what do I do? Yeah, and you guys were like, yeah, fuck it, go ahead. Yeah, I know nobody agreed with me. People hate my advice on that. Everyone's like, oh, you should tell them to stop.

Why, you're 18. I agree. I told you I agree with that. Yeah, with particular. I'm surprised that all my guy friends just agreed with that, which is blows my mind. That's a shit that you did when you were young. I have a short ass.

You're getting ahead of yourself, because people, remember, people are listening. did when you were young. You get in the head of yourself, because people listening. Yeah, you're right. The point is, is that this guy called up saying, I feel fucked up about this. Yeah, he literally said, and this is what's cool about the show, and I get this all the time from guys, is that they don't have, like there's different scenarios,

but most of the times, like they need someone to talk to, and they don't have someone. You're getting ahead of yourself. I want you to go back and explain what this kid did, what this scenario, what this kid was doing. He was showing up late night. Now this lady had a kid. Now she had a couple kids.

Couple kids, so you're flipping upstairs. Okay, so add that to the mix. Okay, now add that to the mix. Couple kids, that's a mom. It's not a broad, that's not a piece of pussy. That also now it becomes somebody's fucking mother. Somebody's, oh my god person. You know what I mean? Okay. Now this kid, this young dude's rolling in with a hoodie late night, meat near in the basement and fucking the shit out of her.

Good for her, good for him. Right. That's great. But there, when it, my point, the reason why I say that's bad, you guys are like, yeah, keep fucking her. Keep doing it. But what I'm my point is this, and I know it's gonna happen.

This broad, okay, is gonna get attached. This broad is gonna get attached. And now, the reason why he's feeling bad, because he doesn't want shit to do it this broad He wants to fuck her, but you have to have some respect me for one that she's a mother of two kids Okay, let me finish number two that this broad is already a Mother of two kids who needs to focus on her fucking life and make a rebound from this horse shit that she's in with this other guy right so wrong let me finish out let me you can see I'm wrong after my fucking point is done

can you like tell me when it's done I'm gonna you'll know because I'll stop talking the reason why I say not because of all that yes that's in there because he's starting to feel guilty. Once you feel guilty about what you're doing, once your head is, it's like when, when they say an alcoholics anonymous, you know too much. You can't ever go back. It's never gonna be good again.

You're gonna be doing it for the wrong reasons. When you fucked her the first time you did it out of passion, lust and excitement. Maybe the second now you're like, one of my here for, I shouldn't do this. I'm calling a show, should I do this? You're feeling fucked up. When you feel fucked up about sex,

that's when you go, I'm out. Right, but what you missed, and because it could have went that way, but it didn't, it turned out that this guy wasn't feeling guilty for what he was doing. He didn't want to get caught by his friend he was nervous about his friend catching me didn't feel guilty about the fact that he didn't care he didn't care about the woman he just cared about losing his friend now that he would be saying would be great advice

to somebody who is an adult but he gets eighteen years old and not only that the woman she should be paying you know the woman was massively the woman was massively cheated on by her husband okay and as a woman I will tell you you want to revenge fuck somebody else like when something like that happens to you she was revenge fucking him so she was getting something out of it to be sides getting lead on the woman needs so now she's getting this hot young dick yeah she's gonna's gonna fall for him. It's gonna happen. Totally.

And then he's gonna tell it to go fuck herself. And then he'll come back and show. And now she's fucked again. Whatever, but that's life. And that's what I want them to call. Well, I want that. What a fucking evil. That's what women have to go through.

We have to go through relationship after horrible relationship until we meet a relationship that lasts a little bit longer than the last horrible relationship. That's just how fucking life goes. You're supposed to be a Mormon now that her husband cheated on her and she's a mom? No, no. You're ridiculous, she's like 35.

But my point is this, is that when you start to feel like guilty about it, when you're not doing it for the original intent of I want to fuck or I want to fuck, oh let's fuck, I need to fuck whatever that is. When all of a sudden you're starting to feel fucked up, dude I'm fucking my friend over, I feel bad about it, I want to lose my friend, that's when you stop. And walk the fuck away, be a fucking man, walk, there's a, he's not a man, he's a boy. Exactly, there's a ton of pussy.

He went, there's a ton of pussy. But there's a ton of pussy. No, but that's like hot pussy, but your friends like, walk the fuck away. Brothers, wife like that, and we all know that that kind of illicit shit is hot. We've all been,

So your thing is keep stepping on it, keep doing it. So it blows up. So it blows up. It blows up. And then call up into the, and then call me. This is a fuck you.

This guy is going, but fuck you. As you know, you've been up into Yes, Tommy. This guy is Fuck her, but fuck you. As you know, you've been there when it blows up. Nothing's blown up for her. She's a woman. When it blows up for us, we lose a friend, we get fucked up, we might get fucking stabbed. What's the guy? Isn't the guy a cop? Yeah, no, that's good.

Let that blow up. Yeah, let that blow up. His car will blow up to you. He didn't fucking... He didn't say the cop thing till the end. Yeah, we didn't. But that blow up. Yeah. Let that blow up. His car will blow up too. He didn't fucking. He didn't say the cop thing till the end. Yeah, we didn't. But that doesn't change our mind.

That doesn't change our mind. I've woken up four and a half hours later in a hospital. It doesn't happen to you. That's the worst. It happens to us. I almost got killed because of this shit. So when you went. Okay, but is he not supposed to live his life?

Live your life, but you've already fucked there how many times. Dude, we'll get some pussy. You're going for an 18 year old kid who's probably just finger banging girls, right, in high school, to a 38 year old. First of all, 35. And he's fucking her in the ass.

And it's the best sex he's ever had. 18 year olds don't fit. 13 year olds finger back. No, it's about the living in his head. But when I acted like you were fucking getting your asshole like when you were 18. That's right. But this guy's having someone do a lot more to it.

When was the first time you get your asshole looked? How old were you? I don't know. I'm not. Dude, it's your favorite. How old are you when you lost your journey? First of all, it's your favorite thing in the world. Why would you know?

I lost my virginity, I don't know, junior high. Okay, so you stuck a dick in a vagina and junior high. Yeah. Okay, and then when did you realize that you love your ass played with? Uhhhh, say junior high Just say junior high Yeah, we all love it, what are you crazy? TV es el servicio de streaming gratuito con más de 120 canales, dedicados a películas, series, gremene, realitis y contenido infantil. Plus TV, ven a verlos sin pagar nunca.

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Some guys say they, of course they do. Yeah, that's what I think they're lying, right? Because I have an, like my ass and your ass is probably the same, right? It feels good for me why wouldn't it feel good for a guy? I mean, no, your ass is probably way prettier than mine. Right, but I mean, don't eat that. My ass shut my ass down. I had to close my fucking mind to an old farm.

That's right. That we shut down, it had to be closed down. Oh man. I'm my wife. I mean, my wife was waxing my ass once, and I remember she went like this, oh god. And I was like, what? She goes, nothing. I was like, okay, I get it.

Shut down. Shut down. It used to be my thing too. I used to have girls just eat my ass. Interesting. When I was in my mid 20s, I would have girls. I remember going, I went to meet her. She goes, all right, let's go.

Let's go, I want to go eat your ass thing. I get to get back to work. I mean, I had girls just eating my ass and milking me where they pull your, I know it. I know it. Of course you do. I sat you look for that you freak I don't like my ass played with

you dude the whole point of milking is getting your ass like milking of course see this I would have love to have that call on my show like I like guys like that I have weirdo guy like one guy just only want to go down on women right that was like his that was a deep problem though

yeah what is that like I heard that one here's the thing alright so we but this is why I, what is that? I heard that one. I heard that one. Here's the thing. Alright, so we, but this is why I love the show. Cause as I'm listening to it, that episode I disagreed with, I was sitting there talking in the car like what I wanted to call in the one about the kid that a lot of people disagreed. Yeah, I wanted to call in and go, well, you guys are fucking out of your mind. Right. And to me, that's, you's, I can, I love agreeing.

I love that. I love hearing these stories, but I love when you guys, you guys, I was like, you're missing this, you're missing the cop, you're missing the mom, you're missing, he doesn't want to, you know what I mean? I've been there. But we set it up though.

We were like, when it does blow up, make sure you call back in. Yeah, you guys, because it'll be great for the show. But then you had this thing with this guy who likes the pussy. That's it. That's it. Explain this.

Oh, that was a fast and I love that one. He was a veteran, right? That was his thing, something like that. He came back from a letter and he like a letter. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, all at the end of the show. He like was in Iraq. Yeah, you're getting to the end of the story, but that's what I find interesting. I ask them a lot of questions,

and it turns out a lot, most of the time, there's something psychological behind these sort of specific things that they're into. Well, there's always something. There's always. I agree. We and you don't believe that. Some people don't, they don't buy into that shit,

but I believe there is. There's always something. There's always something. they don't buy into that shit, but I believe there is, yes. Absolutely. There's always something. He was hurting. And he would, he would, he would explain what he liked to do. Get it? He only liked to get off, like, he only liked to go down on

women. He wouldn't even jerk off, like, he would see. He would even take his pants off. No, and he would save his orgasm, like, for his moment later. Like, he would turn, like, what I got down, it was that, he didn't want to come in front of me with the woman. That's like fucking James Bond villain shit. No, I know that like that. Like that would be like James Bond like somehow, you know, the guy just gets these young girls, eats their pussy and then goes jerks off in a,

damn, the kill her, you know what I mean? That's some crazy shit. Even though it doesn't seem like when you think about it, oh, he just likes to eat, that's crazier to them me than cuckling. Totally. I agree, because he didn't want to fuck, he didn't want anything else. Like, he would make out and do a little bit of foreplay just to get to the point where his face is in her pussy

and that was it. And then he would use those moments for later to pleasure himself. That to me, I agree with you is fucking weird. It's not normal, some things going on. And I know some guys that are like that. It's like an intimacy issue. And it turned out that he did have them later on

questioning him, he had this terrible relationship, he got totally screwed over, and that was that. And in these people, when they hang up the phone, when do you know when to stop? What do you mean stop what? The show, when do you know when to, how do you know when to stop? What do you mean stop what the show? How do you know like Tommy let me know when to stop? Because for me, I'm going to tell you, I find people so interesting that I could just keep talking and talking.

And I got to shut it down. Like, yeah, over me, I wasn't sorry. No, it's a hard guy. That's my thing. So I lead it up to Tommy to let me know. When I have so many notes that Tommy scribbles and we like wrap it up and let's talk about him. You know, he's always trying to,

he gets when it's like time to go. Right. Now, when these people call in, who picks the name, by the way, did that? I tell them to pick a name and be creative. People are boring and some people are really creative. You need to fucking stop picking the names. I don't pick the names, but I might tell them to pick a name and be creative. People are boring and some people are really creative. You need to fucking start picking the names. I don't pick the names,

but I might tell them to pick a name. You should tell, you should say your name is this. No, you want me to pick? They'll be fucking great, because you pick way better names in these assholes. No, I kind of like them. They pick names at a tuna. I have a tuna coming on.

Tuna, a kaiser, so is a king, tutt. Was tuna the guy who liked just eating pussy? No, he's coming up with a chicken dish. We have an heir to get it. We're not fair to eating pussy. No, I have it. He's coming up We have an heir to me. Yeah, I'm an heir to me. Yeah, no, I guess it's Tony. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I was wondering if it was that was the We asked him that I asked him that on the show. Yeah, I was like, did you get that name because you just always went down on Girl's name tuna. Yeah, that was his nickname. I was a snake team in high, but it was the opposite of that is guy was practically a virgin Sure, he wasn't from Boston and he fucking toned a fish. Get to a wicked fucking ton.

I eat fuck. I get fucking toned for the japs and I fucking lick pussy. And then I jerk off in a bucket back in my apartment where my mama lives. I like that show. That's a great show. A pinwheel. Yeah, the fucking, that's funny.

But so these guys, this guy calls up, it says this stuff to you. Now, the thing that I like about a two-time you guys don't you know you know i make a fun of these guys away let me know we do and i say guys don't i say guys and a little bit here and there not but not bad not to their face i'm not like to like you know what listen what i'm saying is there's a lot more guys with then they call up

than women totally because first of all i'm putting ads on craigslisten back page no women are there i had one girl that i found through craigslisten and than they call up than women. Totally, because first of all, I'm putting ads on Craigslist and Backpage. No women are there. I had one girl that I found through Craigslist and you know why she found me? Cause she was really smart, articulate, really normal girl. But she, she found out her boyfriend was cheating on her and was answering ads on Craigslist.

She saw it in his email. So she went into Craigslist and was posting ads herself to try and like bait him into catching him. And she saw our ad and then called him. So that's the only way I've ever gotten one girl. When you hear these stories, some of these guys are just so dumb. What do we mean dumb? The guy who did an erase his computer.

Oh right, with the cheating. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pictures other girls, videos, the bondage guy that leaves his whips and chains in the back. In his trunk of his car. Yeah, the trunk of his car. That's the stuff that I find interesting about this car. So you get pulled over, and you're like,

well, because most guys, I believe in some weird way want to get caught. You know, there's some, there's some, that's what my nervous would say. There's some weird thing that if I get caught, it's like, you know, when you do crime, there's a weird thing where it's like, if I get caught, I can go to jail

and just have three hearts in a cot and not have to survive in this nightmare. I can, I can start over. And then, you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm gonna say. Well, I think it's true, because I've been there. I've been, listen, I've been there with jail and crime and with sex.

Right. And the day that you get caught is the day you can make a choice. Yeah. You know what I mean? So you're not carrying that burden of all those lies. You're living a totally different, like, the sun comes out. The sun comes out.

The sun comes out and you can finally be who you are. Totally. And your phone can, there's nothing better than giving my wife my phone. And not having to worry about it. Just take my phone, have it. Do you know now there's nothing better than giving my wife my phone. I'm not having a worry about it. Just take my phone, have it. Do you know now there's an app that you could hide? Like you could put in the numbers that you want.

I mean, it's great cheating out. Oh, okay. I wrote a book on cheating. Can I give an autograph copy? That's a fucking little nice. I'm really good. But I mean, like that's pretty evil shit though. That bitch is, she's, here's the thing with that shit.

That bitch is setting the girl in the set trying to lure lure that's in trap and oh shut the fuck up she was he was doing a lot right why do I think she was going to take the girl side get a fucking day why would anybody not like you're obviously taking the guy side that you can't even see the woman side in that. It's private property. You know what was sad about her was that Robert listen, she had so much evidence, she had so much evidence that he was cheating, that you didn't even need to do what she was doing, but it was like honestly, what I believe really, she was just biting her time before she had to like really face the truth of what was happening.

Yeah, but it goes both ways. What about the first podcast we did where the guy was like the home Mr. Mom and the wife laughed and she's living it another guy's house cheating on him. Remember that? They were separating. She had a new boyfriend like life goes on. There was no fucking cheating going on. But we didn't do cheat.

Who had the kids? They were staying with the husband, right? Yeah. How did they live in the same house? Let me tell you something still. There's two things I remember when I was fucking around There's two fucking horrific things I remember coming on a crucifix and coming on a wedding ring Watching a broad clean out a fucking five carrot Nothing more depressing for this bitch just knowing this some dude in a fucking some holiday in somewhere trying to fucking check

Nichols together so this broad can fucking go out to eat on weekends and my fucking young 25 year old hot jizz just fucking all over that redding ring that he had to take out a fucking mortgage to buy Fuck Everybody Fuck men and women. You know what I'm saying? Right, exactly. Anyone could cheat a man, woman, but we mostly have men because no women are on Craigslist

trolling around. And that's where I put my ads. But I love the guy, but you know what, this is the other thing that we're going to do that, that where can you go to get women? This is the problem. This is what I find in what I believe

in why we don't get women. It's because women have talked to their friends. Like, we have girlfriends. I don't need to call into a show. Like I think that woman who's, boyfriend was cheating. She didn't want to tell her friends because it was like embarrassing to her. You know, and then all of her friends would tell her she needs to fucking leave him.

And maybe she wasn't ready. But most girls have people to talk to. It's guys that don't. And that's why I think. I don't know if I agree with that. I agree with that. You just said that. What do you mean I just said that?

I believe it. I don't know. I just say it. No,. I just said that. What do you mean I just said that? I believe it. I don't know. I don't know because I just say it. No, because I'm, I'm, I'm guys, we talk to friends. I, I, I don't believe in that. Guys, not about this shit. Yeah, we do. No, I got my friend.

I tell everything to you. Yeah, you, you, you, both are girly guys. You're not guy guys. No, not in the sense that you, girly guys, you gotta knock you out right now Wake up in the hospital What happened you fell both fuck your ass And we'll call him to your show We beat this chick up and we fucked her in the ass

Do you have any suggestions you fucking cut? I don't know You Not from your dick poppin Tommy's dick was way bigger. This is strictly anonymous. How do you know who it is? Hey, hey, this is small dick. This is big helmet Go ahead. Yeah, we fucking smirk knocked this bitch out last week and came in our asshole I either pussy and just came in her shoe because that's the only way that I get off What do we do

By the way, we're in the other room All right, guys, okay, girlie guy in the sense How are we girlie guys in the sense that you both kind of like analyze and think a lot. You a lot of guys aren't like that. Those guys aren't like that. You know I care about them. I just don't think that.

I think that's a human thing, not a girl thing. No, I'm just telling a lot of guys shut that down, shut that down. Well, we're taught to shut that down because we have to fucking protect you from Indians and bears. Exactly. We have to fucking make sure that we can't like kittens

because we might have to kill them because you fucking need a lean to build. But do you think you're like the average guy? Like do you think you're like a lot of guys or a lot of guys are very different than you? I think, I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. I'm just positive.

I know what you're getting at. But I think that I also think, what are that water? You can, oh, can you, there's water on the fridge. Grab some cold water. I want a lot of cold water. I want think water. What are that water? You can, oh, can you, there's water on the fridge. Grab some cold water. I want a lot of cold water, I want warm water. There's warm water. Um, I don't know where this is going.

Okay, keep going. Sure, I think that, um, no, I think that there's more guys. There's more, you can have a water too, dude. Yeah. She wants a water. Yeah, what the fuck? What are you doing? You fucking selfish, fucking muscle bound,

mother-brow-to-chill. A girly guy. A girly guy. We just raped her. Now I gotta give her water. Yeah, you gotta have free time. You gotta hide with the bitch. So I wanna kill her.

I think that the reason why there's more guys calling in than girls, because I don't think girls can get dick whenever they want. They don't have to put an ad out. Yeah, you right now, if you wanted to, you could say, hey guys, can I just suck your cocks? I'm married, I love my wife. I don't wanna cheat on her.

Tommy's same thing. I would be shaking. I'd be like, Tommy, I don't know. You understand, it'll be hard. If I said that to you, you can make, go, go, go fuck yourself, I'm not gonna, you know. Of course, girls don't need to go on Craigslist to get fucked. I can find you to delete.

I could go in my phone and call five guys. Can you please not yell at me when I just said to you, you idiot? I just said the same thing to you. That's what I'm saying. You don't yell at me, like I didn't say it. You know, it told me. I just think we need to place the ad

in a different place in Craigslist. Well, no, I like the guys. I know, I like the guys too, because I think the guys are more, the guys are more vulnerable, they're crying out for help. I think girls are trying to manipulate in a weird way, like somehow,

I don't know, I just, I don't know, I wouldn't like it. I think girls getting more intimidated and would back down more than guys. Totally. And the other thing is, is I think personally, if I was a listener, right, we all know girl problems, right? We have, you know, these things that these guys are calling up about, you know, they're

interesting and most people don't talk about them. So not like a guy, like sometimes we get a regular guy that has a regular problem, but these are kind of twisted problems. Like what would we want those things? What was with the regular guys? Because I- We had a guy that called in Tuna. He's going to be a podcast that we're going to air soon.

And he was a guy that literally couldn't get it. Is it like he couldn't get a date with the world? No, he was 28, 26, 26 or 28. He had sex. No, no, but that's the revealing the whole show that he would he called in about was that he literally just can't get a girlfriend and he has not a girlfriend his whole life. And he wasn't wondered whether that's like a deal breaker for a girl.

And then he's gonna think he's going to be on a one to 10. What did you think of what do you think he was? He said a seven. You don't know. If you're seven, you only got one. Whatever, but that was like, well, if you're in fucking West Virginia, seven. No, he was in New York. That's a big number in West Virginia.

I was a huge number. But he was like a regular young guy. And then we had another guy that was like too cocky to get girls, like that kind of shit, that's regular. Right, now these are episodes you have. But I mean, the things that the ones that I like are the, me too, where these people call up in there, a little freaky, a little fucked up.

Yeah, I have a new guy that just emailed me that's going to be we're keeping him on Friday. And he's like an ex-ex addict and there's trannies, there's escorts, there's three sums for some swingers clubs. I mean, he's been around the block and he's done it all. And that's the kind of stuff I find fascinating. Because he's recovering, he's already, you know, past it, but we'll talk about all that other stuff. Yeah, but you guys are past it too. You're past it.

Totally. That's why I like it. You've got all this fucked up shit. Totally. But why don't judge any? That's why people like to tell me their problems. Because I'm not judgmental for anyone doing anything because I've basically done everything myself. So who might have judged anybody else? I don't. Did you ever have a guy, a second guy, is talking from you? No, I was never into that. Mm-hm. And I never did guys, like, none of that stuff.

You never had to some. No, it's it. No, I had one guy that would always, it was one guy that I dated that would always, his friends would always walk in the room and try and join. Like, random friends. Do you know why? Because he was going to walk in the room.

10 minutes in, I'm going to get this pitch, this pitch is pussy-witch. I'm sure, I get that way. To where she's just going to be all over the, walk in and just go, hey dude. Did you see the room? Yeah, and then just take your dick out and put it in there a cheek. Yeah, and no matter how drunk I was I never got it I always say get the fuck out you grabbed it like a phone. Hello Hello

Be there in a few minutes. Hey, do you got can I see the best and if I get my burrito? Can I get white rice? Oh brown rice? Exactly I If I get my burrito, can I get white rice, brown rice? Exactly. I used to do that though. That was my thing though. I used to get girls who I really liked. And if I liked you, I would get you to suck my friend's dick to prove to myself that you were just a whole bag that was gonna cheat on me anyways. Right, like sabotage, that's interesting.

At all the fuck, and it worked. But at that time, you didn't know that's what you were doing. No, I absolutely I knew it was fucking 99% of the time. They would do it work. Except one time I met her girl. She I had her so weird. I had her naked and I had her. My friend was sleeping in the other room and I had her halfway on the floor, a doggy stall, halfway in the room and halfway out of the room and I was fucking her. Who was on the other room? My friend, my pal. And so half, I mean, if he looked up,

you would have saw this half a body just on our fours with their titties. And she stopped, she goes, I'm not doing this. I like you. This is, she left. Oh, yes, yeah. I'm gonna be like, wait'm like wait wait wait wait that's attached you with a one It was like will you walk on the job you won Charlie you won it all the umpilumpas the chocolate everything We're gonna get into the fucking glass. I love it. I'm gonna eat your pussy

to the fucking glass, I love it, I'm gonna eat your pussy! It was fucked up and I just, I did it, I did it until Jesus late in life. I remember I got into this fight, this girl sucked my friend's dick right in front of me, same shit, my friend walked out and she's, she's blowing me, she's all morning, he comes over with his case, she just grabbed it, oh you fucking pig, Good for you I know it and then the next night I come out and You know look she's giving her fucking number to another comic while I was on stage So you met me on stage thought I was the shit thought I was the motherfucker then when you realize

Hey, I'm just a human being right now you met this other guy. You're gonna I'm on stage. You're not watching me I brought you to my show and you're not in the fucking showroom you fucking and then you get okay I walked out I go she's yours now your responsibility get her home and feed the bitch. I'm out She started following me. I'm gonna get the fuck away from me. She's like I suck to dick for you I'm like what did you really just said? She did not say that. She screamed it out of fucking on Madubo. I sucked your friends dick for you.

I go for me. For you. For him. What the fuck, what the fuck, kind of people? Hey, Henry, the fucking chick sucked the cock for you. Right, the fucking dick with you. And the fucking, I, my cock, your cock spider. Give me a drink.

I thought you said, what the fuck, man? Ha ha ha ha. Fuck you. Christ. hilarious. Yeah. So I mean, that's the thing that I love about this show is that when I listen to it, I'm kind of like excited.

Like what fucking, fucking nutball is going to call up this week? What am I going to relate to this week? What am I gonna relate to this week? And what am I gonna disagree with or agree with on the show? Because it's not like a lot of Colin shows. People will call up with their fucking problem. My wife and it's interesting.

I'm not gonna put it down, because I love talk radio. I, okay, music in a car, but I'd rather listen to people talk to other people. There's nothing better on the planet than strangers talking to strangers. Another good name for a podcast by the way. I'm kidding. Fuck it.

That's all. I like it. Let's change it. Get the logo. Yeah, I like strictly not. Of course. Awesome. But here's the thing.

So now, add in the mix, people being weird, the weirdos, the honest people, and you got me. You fucking got me. And the fact that, look, you're a headstrong person. Like you are not, Kathy, be fucking in a lot of people might not, Kat. A lot of people, when I listen to it, I'm like, shut the fuck up, I don't,

and I'm fighting, but that's what I like. And Tommy, you spineless jellyfish. I know I'm kidding. I'm like, shut the fuck up, I don't, and I'm fighting, but that's what I like. And Tommy, you spineless jellyfish. I know I'm kidding, I know I'm kidding. I agree with you. But I need, I like Tommy there because he is that other side that is, you know, that isn't so fucking aggressive, isn't so down their throat about it, that you do pull things back a little bit, which I think you need when you're talking to strangers.

And not only that, sometimes I feel like I'm go too deep. I'm always like looking to go deeper and sometimes Tommy doesn't go as deep, but he's right. Like sometimes it's not that deep. And sometimes I think I get into it too much. And you know, and then sometimes I think I actually cock block the sexiness of the show by analyzing everything and Tommy brings it back sometimes to what people just want to hear, which is the sex.

Yeah, I'm like, he doesn't have mental issues, he just has crabs, so let's get on with it. Right, yeah, you're right. And the thing too, is that it's a new show and you're gonna find your legs.

I mean, I remember when I first started doing my show, I was all over the fucking place. I used to, I do it by myself, I'd have a guest, I did it on my phone, it was weird, and not only, it took me two, almost two years to find my, to figure it out. To find my show, and this show, even this show, it's still, it's brand new,

where I'm doing these one-on-ones, it's brand new, I have a backlog of these. I have never aired, I have one that I did with this ghost hunter in Minneapolis. Oh no, it was Edmington. Was it interesting? Yeah, I haven't aired it. I don't know.

I didn't. I would like to listen to it. I would listen to something like that. I have one I did with Dan. He's a famous comedian from Canada that does a quiz show. And he he's on a he's just this gorgeous Unbelievable comic from Canada that I did a show with I haven't you aired it. I just because I'm fine like them finding my legs like this this show

I finally you know things are happening. I'm like this will be the first one I air in a while I've I've added before but this will be the first one I air in a while. I've added before, but this will be the first one I have. But I love that even your show, when you listen to the first one to the most recent, it's a little different. Yeah, I listen to our shows all the time. We never listen because it doesn't want to listen to himself. But I listen to the shows all the time. And I'm horrified by all the mistakes.

And I critique myself really hardcore. And I feel like, you know, down the line, I'll get better and better. I just started doing this. But we're not comedians or in broadcasting in any way. You know what I mean? That's why I didn't want to listen to it because when I listened to my own voice, I got it kind of weird to add. I'm just like cool.

Right. Well, I understand that. I mean, sometimes I don't listen to my show, my whole show, but when I do, I'm surprised. I'm very pleasantly surprised at how funny or how interesting it can be. You know, you forget that these people are out there and they're just looking for something to do on the train or the bus or the car.

And then, and yeah, there's a lot of podcasts out there and a lot of them are fucking boring. Well, that's what gave me the confidence. That same morning that I woke up and because I didn't know where to put my ads I didn't know where I was gonna get people to call in and I was doing this Craigslist thing I also that same morning decided to listen to other call-in advice shows Right and they sucked and the people were so boring and one thing that I think about myself

I'm not boring like I don't know that's some people tell me all the time like I so I was like I could be more interesting than these people and do the same thing So So it gave me the confidence actually do my show. Right. Or our show. Now, it's definitely your show. It is your show. It is. I do everything. Tommy literally is his only job is to show up. And he does that well. Now he's actually on time. Show up. He's your coach. Yes. And I leave. That's fine. That's good. Let me tell you. Robert told me to like I mean you also said if if you wanna do your own show, you micromanage everything. So it is your show.

So if people fall out, whatever, like you could continue. And I think that was a smart move. Well, because you're the one who said I wanna do a show. Tommy's not the guy who said, exactly. So if Tommy ever says, look dude, I can't, I got this, this, Bob, your show still continues. 100, very smart advice.

My show will always continue, even if I do it by myself. Yeah. I don't need the people there because they're going to move on. I've had it, you know, they move on. But, you know, this show itself, but the concept of the show is a great concept too. It's, I think it's a, it's a good place because of the anonymous part.

That's what gets me. It's, it's, I don't know, I love to me. That's my therapy is awesome. It's a place I go once a week and I can be 100% anonymous and neutral. It's a neutral place. I will not get hurt here. I can tell this guy anything. Let it all out. Let all my deep dark secrets out, and it's not going to come back. I can't do that with my wife. I can't do that with my friend. I can't do that with any of my family. So now you're giving people a place. These people out there in the Craigslist and the Back Page world, a place to call up and literally be themselves a hundred percent.

You know that slate I said when you get caught? It's almost that when the sun comes out like that where you can call up and talk to a woman which is great because usually it's guys. It's a woman who can get the human side of it. It's not a guy girl thing. You're understanding the human psychology of it and Tommy too, both being fucking weird

Osexual lunatics the way you were. Totally. And now you guys are there. So these people get to be anonymous. And that's the key to it to me. That's what I love about it. Yeah. One of the more my favorite collars that keeps on calling in and doing uptachos is Guy John who I found him actually through back page. And he calls and I think at this point just to brag about the the the shitties doing with his wife because you can't really talk to anyone else about it so it's a way to like you know it just makes it even hotter what he's doing but you find it hot do i find it hot no not really but like i want to talk to you

i think of it one of the last one that i had it if he got a whatty what was it uh... will not like he was doing like rape scenarios or whatever, but actually there was one where He what was it with his wife? She went out and did her own thing. What does that mean without him? So he he behind us set this whole thing up with her and put the rules down and everything But he's always got to be there. That's the main role We got to be open and honest and I always have to be there well, he went away on business

and Miss Thing went out and did her own thing and without him and- She got totally fucked over. Yeah, she met the guy and- Well, it's coming in opposite. Yeah, and the guy- At the episode soon. She told this guy like-

I do know, can I say something though? Like, you know that if you tell the people still gonna listen. Oh, really? Okay. I don't know. Basically, she went back to some bar that they already, they tried to pick up a guy that wasn't into him being there Yeah, well he was away She went back and she went home with him and said hey listen

How about we record it and I show my husband the video? So he's like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, set up the video recorder Basically tied her up and she basically said you can't come in my mouth or come inside me. And the guy said, no problem. While she was tied up, she blew him, he busted a nut in her mouth, and then he banged her in the ass, came in her ass, and then basically untied her,

and she's like, okay, where's the video? I was like, there's no fucking video, get out. That turns me on. That's weird, that I'm sitting here wondering, is that your turn on story time? No, but the way he was hilarious. Hang's weird, that's, I'm sitting here wondering, is that your turn on story time? No, but the way he was hilarious. Hang on, but I'll tell you what to turn on about it. Yeah, to some type of revenge in there.

There's some, I told you, a bitch. Now you got, I hope you get, this, if my wife was, if I could say something to my chick before she went and did that I go I hope he comes in mouth and fucks you in the ass Right and then if she came back from the guys point of view if she came back and I went what happened? Judging came in my mouth and he came in my asshole I'd be like that's me and my dick would fill up

I'm like we're going back there right now and have him replay everything There's some why is that that's that's what's weird to me why is that scenario? Why is that I was just let's I just watched the movie her oh? Was it good? I like it. It's a very weird movie. Yeah, but I like it because of the technology You know my tech guy. I love the Fantasy of where we're gonna go with technology. Okay What's wrong? I don't know why is the wise is happening to this one because you took the microphone out of the holder Okay, keep going close push that in there. Okay push it further all the way

Push the mic not the fucking stand. That's a might flag you fucking monkey. Okay keep going her Even playing with that mic the whole show and it's been you who's fucking it up. You know that right totally okay good so What so there's a scene in the movie and I'm a spoil alert so if you fuck you if you don't want to see the closer earmuffs Asshole You're wearing ear muffs, I hate sprow. Do you spoiled the move? Did I spin out for fucking nine weeks, you lazy cunt?

I watched it off on my iPad, a stolen version. That's how long it's been out. There's a point in the movie with a fucking the girl, the phone sex, the fucking computer, the fucking basically the OS system. Yeah, the Windows 8. Fuck the, he comes, yeah, Siri. Fucking comes and they have phone sex.

And she's like, inside me and I'm sitting there next to my wife and my dick, I'm doing everything for my dick not to fill up. I'm like, God, please, please God. My, I, because we haven't fucked enough, you, now I'm fucking, I'm gonna go jerk off to a fucking computer. Computer sex talk. It was that, huh?

I'll tell you, man, you never, look at, I'll tell you. I got weird triggers too. I don't know where they come from. Triggers, good word. Triggers. That's why I'll ask Tommy, like, did you get hard in that call it? Because I don't know, I'm not a guy, right? So I don't know where they come from. Triggers. Good word. Triggers. That's why I'll ask Tommy, like, did you get hard on that call? Because I don't know. I'm not a guy, right?

So I don't know sometimes if I'm like ruining a call by sort of like cutting off somebody when they're talking about something that's really. I mean, I'll be in weird places. I'll be at the deli or at Starbucks or something and there's not even that good looking, but she bends over and just this weird pop-up of something and I just like, won't forget about it all day. I'm in a fucking, you know, video games, Xbox. Yeah.

Call the duty. Yeah, I'm in a fucking room. You know, it's a big, this big world you run around in. I'm in a room in a hot, sniping. This other girl comes in, you can hear a voice. Hey, what's up? My name's Kathy. You Robert Kelly?

Yeah. Big fan. You mind if I suck your dick over here? Well, in the video game story. Yeah, so it's a guy dressed in a fucking uniform. I Mean it's it's the video game. She so I stand up on a fucking box She comes down squat stand and goes back and forth on my dick. She goes you like that? You like when I suck you dick, but it's a fucking it's a marine Video game guy and I fucking made I was like yes

my dick fucking was shooting out of my fucking sweatpants I gotta get a game this video this is a game it's a video game follow along fucking shit right it's a video game where what's it called I fucking said the name call a duty it's it's it came out when I'll tell you why what star was not an asshole. She's not an asshole.

She's just an adult. She's just a fucking adult. Where idiots? No, I'm like, I feel like my nephews play that game. Yes, yes, that's the game. Yes, yes, that's called duty. They do that and that move that. No, they don't do that.

It's so it's called multiplayer. You're breaking it down. The people are listening, no, but I'm sorry. It's so it's called multiplayer. You're breaking it down. The people listening know, but I'm sorry. It's all right. I'm going to spend to your real fast. And then we need to move on because we can't. Are you going to need to explain to me? I don't care.

I want to because there are probably a couple of people like you like what the fuck you talking about in the video. I know what adults are, but what are you fucking? What are you fucking Mary Poppins you taught from Jersey on T so adults so so let's why are you saying Vegas because you don't say that right there's a lot of words you don't say right big like what do you have marbles in your mouth so so that what happened it's called multiplayer so you're at your house he's at his house I'm in my house we're all playing on the same team right but in our house. So we can hear each other just like now.

So it's like, all right, Kathy, come with me. We're gonna go kill these motherfuckers over here. We're playing other real people from around the world. Yeah, my nephews do that with. So you come with me and we're in a bush and I start fucking banging you from behind. But you're actually, I love the fuck my ass. That's like it's a bit.

It's like you roleplay with other people, and you can roleplay that if you want. You're roleplaying in a video game. Who the fuck was roleplaying that with you? Who was like, some girl, some girl, I don't know who she is, I'm not aware of it, but it worked. And like you say triggers.

Yeah. It's like, fuck, I never knew that. I'd be like, dude, we're in a video game, you know, you know what I mean? No, but that's like being, that's having a good, that's what sex is all about. It's all in your mind. It's be like, dude, we're in a video game, you're weirdo. You don't even mean me. No, but that's like being, that's having a good, that's what sex is all about. It's all in your mind. It's like in your imagination.

I could see getting into something like that, too. That's hot. It is, sex is in your imagination, but here's, there is this fine line that you walk down where you might not make it home. Right, it's a difference between like dark shit and like Yeah, but what is that's the line? It's that's a blurred line. It's a scary place to go because you might not come back because once you like something It's hard to unlike totally well you know because you're an addict so you scratch that itch like you can't stop like that's the problem

Why I want you and and where there comes from abuse or comes from a real natural place of okeness, it's you can't undo it. Once you like you're, once you like a knuckle on your asshole, that's what you need. It's hard to undo that. Once you, you know what I mean? But when I always wonder,

this is why I like my show because I'm on the fence about things. I don't know that, you know, it's so black and white, right? That there's guys, like we have some guys I call them, they're just swingers, you know, they're swingers or this guy, John, he's letting his wife fuck other people

and they've been married for like 10, 15 years and it's really revived their marriage and their sex life, right? So I'm on the fence as to whether. It's just got fucking ass aids though, look ahead. Okay, well I'm on the fence. It's still, right, exactly. We're, we're, we're, we're, We're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, a year. Right exactly. We're thin coffin blood because this bitch couldn't wait fucking two days for him to come home

No, that's what was interesting when we got that I see but where season of fucking clitty calm? We're just getting plowed on the ass and getting j... All right now don't come in my mouth through one. No mouth no asshole. Okay, bitch Fucking AIDS. Good for her. Rejuvenated everything. Fucking poor, brides.

Fucking sipping out of a tube a year and a half from now. She's got a new strand of mouth ass AIDS from fucking Liberia. But go ahead, what's your point? I remember. Oh, whether like you can do those things in a healthy way, and not in sort of a dark, seedy kind of way. And I think that there is probably

a small percentage of people that swing or do these kind of things that we're talking about. And it isn't so dark or twisted. I don't know, that's what I believe. But I don't think that most people are doing it in that way. I think, you know, and that's why I'm interested in John calling back and a lot of the people, I tell them, please keep me updated because I like to see where these stories go.

You know, what's going to happen with John and Stephanie that they're out there fucking all these people, you know? Yeah. He calls me hot stories like every other week they're doing it. You know, is it going to blow up in their face? Is it going to let like he said the other day doesn't know if it's going to last a month or 10 years? It's going to blow up in the face. That it gonna lie? Like he said, the other day doesn't know if it's gonna last a month or 10 years. It's gonna blow up in this. But I meant just, that's what you, right, but we don't know.

I had a, I did a show once and a long time ago, you know, I was gonna fucking put a nice date stamp on there. I like the voice you're using right now. I know you do. I am, this is the voice, by the way. And I, I'm, I do the show and it's great. I'm signing autographs, I'm fucking taking photos with people and a woman comes up, blonde, older than me, a little older than me.

And she whispers in my ear, hey, where are we enjoyed to show me and my husband would like to maybe hang out with you in the green room after. I go, yeah, yeah, sure, whatever, that's cool. I don't know what she's fucking saying. And she goes, I love the suck your dick. Is that okay? And my husband wants to watch. I goes, I love the suckered deck. Is that okay? My husband wants to watch. I love, I want a suckered deck.

Is that okay? Jonathan's definitely. So I'm like, I'm fucking literally, there's a fan in front of me going, I'm looking at them right through them. Cause in my ear, I'm like, and I lean on it, absolutely, just meet me in the green. I'm going to the right now. My deck's getting hot right now.

So I go in the green room. She's like, yeah, dick's hitting her right now. So I go in the green room. She's like, yeah, she's just gonna do it as I go. They're very cool. Was she hot? Smmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm She gets down on a knee, she takes my pants down, she takes my luscious cock. And she fucking scoops her own tits out of her fucking shirt. And that perfect. And she grabs my cock, she looks up at her husband who's behind me. And I look, I don't want to look too quick

because I don't want to fucking see a helmet in my face. Fucking, you know, fuck all of a shit. He's over there behind me, kind of off in the distance a little bit watching. She looks at him, gets gets the okay and fucking sucks my dick off spits fucking twists fucking licks

fucking balls up in the eyes fucking two handed fucking buttercherner All the fucking techniques that I love up over the ring down over the ring. You know what I mean? I'm fucking I'm like I'm gonna come she looks at him and she gets the okay fucking cheers in her mouth all over a lips She puts it all over her tits moushies. I'm oh Dave I'm locking my legs like I'm the fucking plane just dropped 3,000 feet in one second Hold on The fucking plane just dropped 3,000 feet in one second. Dude! The fucking... Hold on!

God damn it. Was it one of the best things ever? And they came to my show again after that. I wanted to just hike. Just hike. Not nothing to do with me. I've never had that scenario again. Thank God because if that broad, in particular anybody come up in that hot and said can I suck you dig in front of my husband? I wish I'm out. I wouldn't oh no not now. I'm talking about it. Well, I'd be shaking

I'll tell you that I'm gonna be honest with you. I'd be fucking shaking in my boots I'd have to call my wife and I'd be like, look, I'd have to go, give me a second, I'd have to call my wife and tell her that somebody wants to suck my dick right now and she'd have to guide, she probably giggle. She'd be like, well, you can't do it, dummy. Just leave and I'd be like, okay, walk me out of here. That type of shit, you know what I mean?

Cause I love that. I love that I did it. I love that I have that story. I love that I did it. I love that I have that story. I love that I'm gonna go to my grave and I'm gonna remember that fucking moment. Yeah, but that's yellow. So that's why I couldn't believe that you who don't want a little young guy

to have that fucking story, right? Okay, okay, now see you. Not now. This is what you're doing. This is what you're doing. You wanna do this? let's do this. I never said not fucking once, not fucking twice, not fucking three.

No, he's saying not three. Okay. Don't ride it to the end. Okay, I'm saying don't ride it till the fucking engine falls out. All right. That's what I'm saying. And when they came back the next time,

did I go, hey guys, can you suck my dick again? I said okay, you know what? I'm not okay. What's up guys? I didn't chase it I don't know the after him. I didn't try to search for them I'm not looking for it was what it was and I have the moment and the memory and I let it be I and I walked the fuck away the next time was not the time it was I could have went Hey guys hang out after I left let me. Let me, you know, no. Because who knows what would have happened. Well, maybe he took his dick out,

maybe something happened, maybe he got mad, and it would have ruined the first time. I got that memory. I got it, I own it, it's mine, and it's untainted. Now this guy is running the risk of tainting the whole operation. All right, he's fucking up the chocolate river by sticking his fist in it. Now we're gonna get the Oampalumpas to scrub everything. Please, you had stories that weren't sorted that last a lot long.

They weren't one-off stories, Robert, okay? Look at, I know that, but I knew when to say, when I knew when it was over, I knew when I felt guilty about something, I was dumb with it. And that's my point. When you're calling up a talk show going, I don't know what to do, it's done. You're done. Move on.

Engines about the fallout by the fuckers. Well, we let all so people know that. We're not like, that's the difference between us and other shows is they most shows have like a doctor, you know, a therapist or somebody with credentials. We give unprofessional advice. But I think the show's great. I really enjoy it.

It's very interesting. You guys are a great duo. We could have like I would love to give the email out to that anyone listening wants to call it. This is that we'll definitely do. Yeah, we're going to do that right now. We're going to stop. But here's the thing. You I love the show.

It's called Strickly Anonymous. It's on iTunes. it's on Stitcher. And if you have anything, that's the greatest part. You don't have to be on Craigslist to call. You can be a housewife, you can be a college kid, you can be a fucking woodcover in the hills of New Hampshire. If you have the little freak thing or you have somebody, something that you do or something that happened or a scenario that's going on Whatever the fuck you want to talk about that you can't talk about to your friends or your family You can call up this show you can email this show and have two people that adjust this fucked up and weird and crazy and

Been through it all as yourself and and you can go through the motions and and let the sunshine out a little bit Let the sun come down on you a little bit. So we're not living in this dark, weird, I'm all alone place because you're not. You're not. And you don't know, no one has to know who you are. Nobody has to know where you're from. All we're going to know is what the fuck is going on. What your story is.

So if you want to call up, here's an email, you want to be on the show. The email is. StricklyAnonymousPodcast.gmail.com. Okay, so there it is again, say it again. StricklyAnonymousPodcast.gmail.com. So if you wanna be on the show, email that email address. Email your problem, your age, and then not.

And a good name and a good name. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, then we make up a name eventually. Yeah, yeah. Now they're gonna vet everybody, so not everybody's gonna know, you know, there's a lot of fucking weirdos out there, but you're gonna get a lot of dick picks. I'll tell you that besides the people with real problems that get a lot of dick picks. I was, please send a dick pick. Just because that's basically what she's saying.

Oh, you're out of your mind. No, she's actually a little loves them. That's pretty much what she said. No, but I love to have someone that's really into dick picks call up the show. What do you mean? You know, like these guys, there's some guys that are really into sending their, sending dick picks. I haven't had that kind of guy. I think it's an issue and it's a little different, but I want to talk to that guy. Find a dick to send.

I'd fucking send it to everybody. Yeah, I'm going to dick. I'm going to do it a certain angle. Oh, yes, I had a guy send me a dick pick. I showed Tommy the other day. The angle that he did, I recommend to every guy that's sending dick picks out there. It was like, it makes it so big.

It's from underneath. This guy had like, up lighting. In your asshole. No, it's right underneath the cock. And it makes it look so big. And he put his face in it. I was shocked. Most guys don't put their face in.

Yeah, that was a mistake. Yeah, he fucked up. That thought we fucked up. He got a cop. He was so happy with the fucking dick pick He was like that's a great big. Yeah, massive. Yeah, and he's smiling. He just sent it mother fuck me Totally anyway, so make sure you email that email. They will vet you you will go through a little screening process Just to make sure you legit and you have a legit problem, but the show is amazing guys

Thank you for coming on the one-on-one It's one of my new favorite shows. I have it, and I'll prove it to you. I got it on my... And you wrote what, oh, you wrote a review? Could I, if people like the show, I'd love for people to make a spread review. You go, of course, we're gonna say that. You say that?

You're gonna get them to the show for... Can you ask people to do that? Well, Kelly, I mean, you put in the new, relax a little bit. It's that fabric. I have a show right here on my, I have it on there on the show. It's one of your, you subscribe. I I subscribe and that's what I was getting at before

fucking yapper over here had to fucking just fucking control everything because she's alone. Subscribe to it. Review it. That's how you show support. This is a for another free show out there for you guys. We do these things because it's a creative outlet and we want to do this But we need you to subscribe and review that's called support So make sure you hit the subscribe button and hit the review button on Stitcher is same thing. So the word will get out there and tell your friend spread the word tweet about it

If you like the show tweet about it supported It's a great new show that's out there for you guys and and it's a place for you to call in and talk about this crazy shit, all this fucked-up shit that we have going on in the background of our so-called, quote unquote, normal lives. So there you go, Kathy K. Thanks for coming on. And give our Twitter again. My Twitter is at Cartoon Therapy, and the show is at strict anonymous. Strict anonymous and Tommy Thank you for coming on. Thank you And make sure you make sure you go to the Twitter and make sure you follow them

Make sure you're number one go and subscribe and review and let them know what you think about the show and the show is Evolving so you know from what it was when it first started to what it is now and what it will be in a year from now I'm very interested in intrigued to see what this show goes. So, uh... Right, and if it ain't girls, we would love to have girls. Yeah, thanks for coming on, guys. Thanks. Thanks. Now go back to your shitty jobs, shitty jobs, shitty jobs.

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