Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Tech Talk with Bobby and Joe

Episode Date: June 6, 2013

Joe DeRosa joins Robert for a Tech Talk to cover the Samsung Galaxy S4 and more.  RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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For all my dates and info make sure you go there tweet it spread it Make me famous now I'm kidding just fucking buy some tickets spread the word You go to my website, then they bomb tickets Facebook. This is a part two of me and Joe D'Arosa, special Thursday episode. I didn't want to make it a Monday episode. I don't know, it was supposed to be an hour. Just be tech talk, we want to shoot in a shit for an hour. Me and Joe, because we have that fucking chemistry kit. And then we finally go to the tech talk portion.

This is a real interesting hour, whatever it is, 45, 48, 50, something, something, and it's my, but, you know, we talk Galaxy 4S, and I'm telling you, this son of a bitch, I've been a Mack guy, I had the first Mack classic, I got the first Mack color classic, I got the 520c notebook, the first Mack notebook with like a 3 inch by 5 inch screen. I got them all. I've been a Mac guy. I converted everybody, Norton, Anthony, everybody

to the iPhone. You don't need an iPhone. What do you need an iPhone? Stupid. Now they all have two iPhones. You don't need an iPad. What do you need an iPad for? They got iPads.

Cause of me. Just like the Zoom H4N. All right. because of me, just like the zoom h4n, alright? But this Joe DeRosa, holy shit, has really twisted me up on this one. I might go get a galaxy for us. The thing is amazing. It's fucking amazing! So listen to the show, I know there's a lot of Mack guys out there and I'm one of them. Don't fuck, I didn't get one yet. I'm not a trader, Apple people. But, I don't know, I might. This is a, I don't know, really fun. Pretty interesting. This is a tech talk with Bobby and Joe. It's the first edition of tech talk in a while. I'm gonna be bringing this back big time. So enjoy this Thursday episode. Me, Joe DeRosa, AKA Dangerous Joe,

AKA Joey Roses, Tech Talk, Galaxy For Us. Email me at ykwd at rightcast.com. If you have any comments, you'll love the show. You wanna just give us accolades, compliments, people you like, things you like. You have any suggestions? Uh, comments about this episode. What do you think about the galaxy for us? Well, versus

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You guys are awesome. Thank you so much. Dude, out. Hey, gang, this is Colin Quinn. This is Jim Norton. This is Dennis Liri. This is Opie from a lot of things. This is Bert Kreiser.

Staying cooking, you are listening to Robert Kelly's. You know what, dude? You know what, dude? I know what, dude! If you bippy-bippy, buy it, if you bippy-by, bupy, bupy, bupy, b, I'm stuck in the water, I'm stuck really good at these ads, Joe. That was great. I was like, I remembered everything you said. Seriously, because those ads, there's a lot of details. Go to this page, slash this, what I remembered, everything you said. That was great. That was a great pitch.

I didn't feel like you were going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be lot of details, go to this page, slash this, what I remembered everything you said. That was great. It was a great pitch. I didn't feel like you were selling me. Here's what I was. Here's what I want you to sell me.

Apple hasn't come up with a new product in over a year. Oh man, you got a case for it? Is that a case? What is that? What is that? It's a case that does that? It's a case. It does that It's a case with a window. I purposely unveiled it like that So I could see if it would stop you from talking

So you can you can you can see through the case you can talk on the fucking phone when your case is on do fuck you You can talk on the phone when my phone rings. Okay. see this little illuminated window up there when oh Shit, oh it's well when my phone rings okay up here It says the person calling and then it gives you the red or green, you know acceptor decline right fucking there And I go what if I answer it? I just slide my finger over put it right up to my face with the case on, dude. I'm calling you right now, motherfucker. Soon as I get service, I don't have service. Well, I'm on AT&T now and I gotta say, the service is much better than I thought it was.

Of course they did, you know why? They had to. Yeah. You don't even need it in my house, you don't even need, remember that box you used to have to have? In the house. Because they didn't have service in New York. Yeah, they got their shit together.

Finally. I have signal. You should have signal. I have signal. I was just joking. They have, um, here we go. You ready? So I'll hold it facing you so you can see how it looks

when you call. Okay, I'm calling Joe DeRosa on my iPhone. And we're waiting. And I just lost service. And it's back. And it's ringing. Okay, see? Get the fuck. See the two things, right?

Yeah. Now, if I wanted to answer it, I just hold it. Okay, hit that. Go ahead, do it. Hold this down, slide it over. There you go. Hey, Bob, what's up? Hey, Joe.

We're right there. We're connected. Let me hear it. Let's compare speaker phones. Okay. Okay. Good. Joe, what's up? What's in that speaker?

Joe. Joe. Wow. All right, let me hear it. All right, let me hear it. Hey Bob. Hey Bob. Hi. Joe, you're speaking from his phone. Alright, let me hear you. Hey Bob. Hey Bob.

Hi. Joe, you're speaking from his phone. Waaay, fuck the fuck. Bad ad- And you know what? It's cool about my speaker phone. I'll show you this as we talk here. Yeah.

There's the fucking speaker on the back of the phone. So if I'm playing a game, or if I'm holding my phone like this, watching something, I'm not blocking the goddamn speaker. And if I wanna hear the person on speaker phone, I could put it like that on its back and it's fine, or I could just flip it like that

and now the fucking speaker is in the room and not down here coming out of the bottle. All right, let's shut this, just getting nerve-racking with it, echoing. I'm gonna get a fucking off. Oh, fuck, I just dropped my phone. Okay, so I just smashed my phone.

Okay, but if it's on the back and you put it on its back, you can't hear it. Yes, you can. Why? You can still hear it. Why? I don't know, I do it all the time, you can hear it. Can I touch it?

Yeah. Can I hold it? I think, what is this? What is this? This is the Samsung Galaxy S4. Why didn't you get the note? The note's too big, dude, and it can't do all the shit this can do. Why?

It's just a more advanced phone. Okay. Let's get into the features. I think the holding it should be the last part. Okay. All right. I'm very fucking, I want to touch this thing. I know you do. You know what I'll tell you what I wanna touch this thing. I know, I know you do.

You know what I'll tell you what I'm aggravated about. What? Is that Apple hasn't come up with a fucking new phone, and now they're gonna do this 5S shit again. Yeah. We're gonna make the 5S better. Okay, but wait a minute, it's the same design you fucking twats.

That's why I left. And then I gotta wait another year to get the screen, look at the screen on that. Look how big and beautiful that screen is, dude. This is the highest resolution screen on the fucking market. I just read today that this phone right now is the number one phone out there.

This is the highest rev screen you can get on a phone. Okay. This is a fucking TV. Okay, so here's the deal. The thing I don't, I'm gonna tell you what I don't like about these phones. You can do too much shit and it fucking bogs it down. Okay, so here's a deal. The thing I don't, I'm gonna tell you what I don't like about these phones. You can do too much shit, and it fucking bogs it down. Oh, baby. What?

Baby, you're wrong. Why? Samsung S4, not Flash compatible for the same exact reasons the iPhone isn't, which is a good thing. There's no Flash. No, and that's a good thing because Flash takes up too much space. I'm sweating.

Uh, I'm nervous. Samsung now has the Google Play Store, which is Google's version of iTunes. up too much space. I'm sweating. I'm nervous. I'm sweating. I'm nervous. I'm sweating. I'm nervous. I'm sweating. I'm nervous. I'm sweating. I'm nervous. I'm sweating. I'm nervous. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm nervous. I'm sweating. I'm nervous. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm nervous. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm nervous. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I, but all my iTunes stuff. What do I do with that? I'll tell you exactly what you did. This is what made me finally switch because that's what was keeping me at Apple was iTunes. I swear to God, my iPod. And then I went, oh, wait a minute. I subscribed to Spotify and I have that on my phone and I can use Spotify whenever I want

and listen to any music I want. And you know what? I'll pay the 20 bucks a year for iTunes match. And I'll listen to my iTunes through my goddamn Apple TV on my speakers at home with my sound bar. And that's my music for home. And when my music, when I'm walking around, I've Spotify right there.

You can't convert them? Convert what? Your iTunes songs, you can't convert them. There's gotta be a hat. Some you can, I'm sure. But I mean, I'm glad you brought this up. This is why I left Apple. I'm glad I brought it up if you're glad.

Yeah. It's, I told you before I said, I'm half off Apple products, you started laughing, I mean, it's just like an addict. It's a fucking addict, yeah. It's such an addict thing to say. I got tired of everything you're mentioning, and what I realized Apple does is,

hold on, I realize what Apple's become first of all, which is they were the cool kids that became the popular kids that needed to figure out how to stay cool. And the way they had to stay cool was by fucking with their customers. And that's bullshit. I don't play that fucking game. Fuck you get out of my face. And what I also realized was they get you rooted in with the apps, they get you rooted in with their apps, and then you're afraid to leave your iPhone. Hang on one second.

So you, they're, they're, don't even you're afraid to leave your iPhone. They, they get you rooted in with their apps. The first thing, the first pitch of the sale, is pitch with iPhone has always been the app store. We have the most apps, our phone can do the most thing because of their apps. The first thing, the first pitch of the sale pitch with iPhone has always been the app store. We have the most apps, our phone can do the most thing because of our apps. But here's another thing though.

Here's another thing that's great about Apple that I love is that it's, they don't allow the bullshit in. So it's almost like a clean room. Is it white? Is everywhere wearing the same clothes? Yeah, but nobody has aides. Nobody has aides. Everybody has enough food,

and we laugh and we giggle like you assholes outside of the bubble, but nobody's dying of aids or cancer. Okay, and I'll tell you why that's bullshit, because they brainwashed us. They brainwashed us, because I used to say the same thing. Apple, it's convenient, it's safe, it's this and that. Well, you know what, all of that applied

before there was cloud technology. This fucking thing, I take pictures, you know what? All of that applied before there was cloud technology. This fucking thing I take pictures You know what it does. No put some right into Dropbox It gives me a certain amount of storage on Dropbox. It puts all my shit into Dropbox. Is it Dropbox Apple? No It's not no. Oh shit. What am I an asshole? Why then? Well, I have Dropbox. I have that's what I use for the podcast That's what I use for everything this puts everything right into drop box for me immediately and let's me know you have photos that are ready to be shared with people There you go boom go fuck yourself You didn't have to think about it. You didn't have to plug it into shit

Nothing and guess what our shit's more universally accessible Then apples is all the stuff about like I like that apple limits what I can do with my phone yeah I there was a time where I agree with that until this oh look at that giant fucking weather widget on the top of my screen that lets me know exactly what the weather's like outside oh but I want to know what it's like all week so I tap it and the fucking weather for the week pops up right get out of that slide over to here. There's my calendar. What do I have to do today?

It's right in front of my fucking face. I don't have to worry that I miss the goddamn calendar buzz and then I forgot about my reminders. All day, it's right fucking there. And if I want it to buzz me, it'll buzz me. Look at this, you wanna just put a note with a reminder on your screen? There you go, you can, if you want to. How many pages do you wanna set up? It's up to you. What does with a reminder on your screen. There you go, you can if you want to.

How many pages do you want to set up? It's up to you. What does that note? I make a choice. It was a thing I saw about how not to get angry. And the guy was like, if they make a choice on the guy, because I have it on there to remind myself that the yellow people.

Tell the fucking women versus females. Right. Yeah, a cock versus vagina. Make a choice, Joe. I mean, you can set this up. Wait a minute, what is that? That's the fucking flip, flip board widget. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This is just the way, look at that Google search bar. Anytime I want to search anything, boom. Google news, there's Walkmate right there, comes on the phone. What's that?

That's the thing that you had that bracelet for, that counts your steps and all that shit's right on your fucking phone, right? Yeah, but okay, I have all this on my phone. I just have to go to the app. You have to go to the app. Right. Excellent point, Bob.

I'm glad you brought that up. Okay. You have to go to the app. Okay. You know what you have to do to go to the app on an iPhone. What? You have to find the app. You have to figure out which folder it's in. You gotta open it. So I'm gonna tell you three apps that I have. My recording app, the movie app, the truly app, and my iTunes app. So you tell me which one to find, and see how long it takes me. All right?

Sure. Go ahead. The Trouli, whatever that last one was. Okay, swipe, swipe, okay. Okay, now Trouli is open. Go ahead. Okay, you opened it. Now, let me just show you this. Yeah. Let's say I had Trulia on this phone which I don't and I chose not to make it a home screen app because I don't use it every day

Okay, and I don't feel like I I'm really in while I like my pages organized like this is the news page Okay, you know what I mean? But I want Trulia open here's what I do Bob what See that thing in the bottom right hand corner says apps. Yeah. Boop! There's all my apps on the whole fucking phone in alphabetical order. It automatically organizes all of them. That's it. But it's the same as the iPhone.

No, it's not. Why? You can't put all your apps in one fucking giant folder on that phone. Automatically organized in alphabetical order. I download something. it goes right into that folder, puts it alphabetically, where it should be, and if I want to move it onto the desktop for lack of a better term for these screens, you move it on. And if you don't and you go, I want to order something from seamless, but I don't keep my seamless out

in the open. Hit that, that's the only thing, you scroll over to S, boom, you're right fucking there, that's it but can your app can you do this open truly app now it's open okay can you do that open seamless app app. She has a sexy voice then. Siri. It's open, dude. It's got S voice. S voice is better than Siri. Why is that? Because it understands what you're saying. Dude, you had the member of it, when you called me that day and you go, dude, get the

Google search app. The voice thing is unreal. Yeah. This is the fucking Google voice. Huh. This is the thing. You have to have to get a Google fucking email now to have that phone. I have me.com. Oh, let me show you this one. What?

What? What? S-s memo. What's S memo? It's like your notebook thing, you know? Which Apple has notebooks where you type stuff, right? Yeah, yeah. I don't feel like typing.

I feel like taking notes with my finger. Oh, look, I can just use this like a fucking notebook if I want to. Okay. Why would the Apple phone have that? Why would they? It's only a touch screen fucking device. Why would they let you do that in their no pad thing?

You can't do it in the no pad, but you have ones that you can do it in. I like that this is right fucking built in. Every one of their apps, by the way, every single app on this phone, like the standard apps at least, everything has the microphone, dictation, down to the fucking search bar in your web browser.

You hit it and moveweb.com, boom, it fucking opens the page for you. Okay, all right. So we got a bigger screen, we got a better functionality. You got a bigger better screen. Bigger better screen. You got a higher speed processor. It's the fastest processor on the market. Fastest processor on the market. On the market, which, and I don't know the number, I just know that that's true. Oh, well, they do this, they got a thing called shortcuts, see that little arrow over there?

Yeah. You just go like that. There's like shortcut apps, like hey, if you're on this page, you don't feel like swiping back to that page, but you know you got to get to your phone real quick. There's your shortcut apps, look at this dude. You do the two fingers, what the fuck is that? I just found the new thing.

What would you find? If you do the single swipe, holy shit, that's a fucking amazing, dude. I never saw that before. What if you just found out that your phone can actually be used as a time machine? It's just your phone. Where do we go right now?

Anywhere we want, baby. Where would we go? Where would you pick? Where would we pick? I'd pick when we want, baby. Where would we go? Where would you pick? Where would we pick? I'd pick when we started comedy and tell ourselves, get out. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha But they give you these fucking they put you they put your setting shortcuts up top dude Yeah, so if you just want to turn your Wi-Fi on and off or whatever and then This is what I just discovered you okay?

Yeah, keep dropping my fucking iPhone Because you hate it secretly now. No, I've shit here's what I just figured out if you double swipe up here There's the shortcut to all your settings well, dude. You can do that if you jailbreak your iPhone, you can do that too. I don't want a device I have to fuck with. So then Apple can go, well now we don't cover it anymore. Fuck you. I'll use the Apple products guys. Did I get rid of my iPad?

What? I got rid of it. I bought a fucking Kindlefire. It's a better device and it is a third of the fuck. I'm curious. I'm now you making me angry. It's a better device and it is a third of the fuck I refuse. I'm now you making me angry Now you making my apple tattoo hurt. It's okay Listen to me, dude the app the iPad mini the iPad mini I will defend to the fucking death

Defended on your thing is the best to the fucking death. You could defend it on your own. That thing is the best, the iPad mini, is the best tablet on the fucking market to me. The lightest, it fits in your pocket, it does everything the iPad does or any of these other fucking things do. And as I use that thing more than anything else,

and it's not, it's fucking brilliant. And the battery lasts forever. I use it when I go to bed. I have that, I have a stand, I have a mount, okay, with a flex arm. On my eye. Okay, so when I go to bed, you don't even see it. And I swing my eye pad mini and it hovers over my face.

Okay. If I wanna read or Netflix or whatever the fuck I want to do. Okay, I'll tell you this. Not an eyewitness screen. Terrible speakers. Terrible. Unforgivably bad speakers. Okay.

Kindle fire. Highest quality fucking screen on the market for a pad. Speakers that sound almost like you have speakers plugged into the fucking thing. You can watch a movie on it and you're like, I'm watching a fucking movie right now, this is fine. And your home screen on the... I feel like I feel like Arnold Schwarzenegger in total recall. Yeah, I don't know who to believe.

Your home screen on the Kindle? No, the Kindle? Are you my original wife? I'm the fucking, I'm the lady on Mars trying to show you the way right now. The Kindle, it's got a feature that I've had doesn't have which is amazing Your home screen your main screen on the Kindle has a thing called a carousel Every all of your recent shit whether it was a comic book and app a

Movie you were watching and whatever app all of your recent shit comes up in this carousel, all of it, and it's endless, and you can flick stuff out of it if you don't want it in there anymore, but anything you do on that pad comes up in your carousel with a shortcut, and when you highlight, you can scroll through it, so when you center the thing that you want to look at, on the bottom of the screen, it gives you suggestions for other things. So if it's a comic book, it'll be like users also liked and it'll suggest other comic books. If it's a movie, it'll tell you other movies to watch. I look you're overwhelming me. I should be. We need to go back to this. Let's get back to this because now there's a zillion other features. Oh, I can't wait

to show you this, what, dude. Let's talk about battery life. No contest. What do you mean no contest? iPhone 5, if I would walk around the city a lot with my iPhone, if I was listening to music and talking to people and the phone and stuff, yeah, two hours maybe, two and a half, fucking horrific.

This fucking thing, dude, if I shut off the Bluetooth and the Wi-Fi, like where it's not endlessly looking for those things, full fucking day. I'm a day dude. I get through the fucking day. Okay well here's the thing, I record my comedy sets with my new, I gotta show you these fucking things. You'll love these.

Do you record your sets with it? Well, you set me the things, and I didn't get, you set me the links for the mics. I didn't get a picture. I don't have the iPhone. I wanna show you them, and I wanna see if they work on that. They probably don't. You ever recording app?

I think. Can you record with that phone? Of course you can record with it. I just don't really use it for that. If you, but yeah, you can, yeah, absolutely. I'm gonna get these mics while for that. Yeah, you can. Yeah, I'm absolutely. I'm gonna get these mics while you're telling me. So the battery life is the shit. The better than the iPhone 5.

Bob, it's no contest. It's like I couldn't get over the battery life. Now there are a whole bunch of other features that you can do in here, like real multitasking. You can do a split screen and look at internet atop on top and email on the bottom. Wait a minute, what are you talking about? I gotta figure out how to do it. I forget how to do it, but you can split screen your phone. suena con un futuro más allá de los estudios de grado? Gracias a las becas de post-grazo en el extranjero de la Fundación la Caixa. Puedes estudiar en las mejores universidades y centros de investigación del mundo. Tu talento te mueve. Solicitate tu beca en Fundación lacaixa.org. This is, there you go. Window manager. So I think now if I go like this,

oh no, I remember what it is. Drag it over. Look at that dude. What is that? Show me that. The bottom is email. Yeah. There's my email. Up here's the internet.

Fuck you. Up there's the internet. You wanna get rid of it. You just How do you do this? Oh You hit that. Oh, yeah, it X alright now it goes back to that. Let me just show you one last feature What about the email though? What about it? I mean, what do I have to use Gmail? What do I have to use I use Gmail? Yeah, but what I have I have RK I have the I have the me

I'm sure you can sync it with a Zillion different accounts. I just do, I just, you don't have me anymore. I still have it open, I just don't use it. Okay. This is the last thing I want to show you. There's a million other features, dude. Like, I honestly am still learning. Can you use it as a hotspot?

I don't know. I believe so, because most AT&T devices you can. Most of them you can. And I've seen the alert on here like AT&T hotspot and whatever. So like I think you can. But let me just see if I can get this. What is this? What are you about to show me? What is this? What is this? I got to come over there. Am I get to touch it now? I got to come over there. Am I going to get the touch it now? Not yet. Why did you just drop?

I really want that to be the end when you touch it. Okay, I don't get to touch it. Alright. Move them like this. Yeah. Get off, so it's on your way. Alright, we're going to touch it. I'm not going to touch it.

Hold this, stare at it. Okay, I'm staring at it. I'm staring at it. See the eye turn green. Yeah, well I don't know what you would do. What are you fucking talking about? Tell your head down like you want to read down. No, no, no, no, look at the screen. Just tell your head down like you're reading down Yeah, you see how it's moving for you You're just holding because if I'm holding it to make it too hard

Starrattell stare until the you see the green eye come up. Is it doing it? Oh, that's right. What the fuck is this? What is this? What the fuck is that, there? It's just the thing we're in the store when the guy showed me I went fuck you on buying it

oh my god I'm just you need a page that is like long enough to stop let me let me let me let me see this do you got it okay yeah like and wait till you see the green eye. Fuck you. Yeah you just tell your head down. What the fuck is that? It recognizes your fucking eye is what it is. And you can lock this and look at it and it recognizes your goddamn face and like or you're oh like you can do it. There's like, crazy. What do you mean it recognizes your face? What are you talking about? Like facial recognition?

This isn't, they don't have facial recognition for the public on a phone. Get on a microphone, would you please? Are you kidding me? Lock screen. What the fuck are you talking about? Screen lock options. Okay, you can lock it and swipe it.

Okay. You can lock it and look at it with your fucking face, and that unlocks it. It says fucking face. You could do face and voice unlock. Wait a minute, do a fucking face unlock. I never did one, but I'll try it. Warning, did I use face unlock while driving okay? Oh shit. Oh make sure the mic is in front of your face. So it sees your face

So Right now you're you're using facial recognition is it just you? Oh, you know, I can't do it in here why because you need that this one I never set it up before because the both I'm talking to the mic talking to the mic talking to the mic. Sorry It's you need to be in a very bright little room so it can really recognize your face But it can do it you just saw it do the thing what your goddamn eye. That's pretty fucking crazy. It can do it That's crazy now. I want you to hold it and touch it and feel it. Let me see this. Let me see this fucking thing and As you touch it and feel it. Yeah, just know

Yeah, there's a whole universe that we haven't even explored with this phone yet. By the way, the case, this flip thing, just replaces the back on your phone. So the case is the back of the phone. I have the real back at home. It just snaps right the fuck on, that's it. Your case is part of your phone now,

doesn't bulk it up at all. Apple stinks. And you can replace the battery so you can just have an extra fucking battery. Or get the charge case if you want. I'd rather just have a fucking extra battery. But you don't need a battery, you said. No, but I'm saying if you want one,

if you're flying like a fucking 20 hour day, or you know, you can do that. Is it you mini USB charge? Let me look at it. Yeah, it's mini USB. Oh my God, dude. Wow. All right, I'm holding this phone. A fucking God damn Samsung. It's mini USB right in there. There's a bathroom.

He just handed me this phone. It's a Galaxy S4. The back is pretty amazing. I mean, it's almost like a, I don't know what the fuck it is. It's just, it's a beautiful back. It's got the camera right in the middle with a bright, bright flash. The case, I love these flip cases too. And they make them for iPhone, but it, you know, you can't protect the back of the phone

or the edges of the phone with the one the iPhone has. That's why I bought the Wall-A-Kiss. I have Norton has the iPhone 5 flip that it glues to the back or fucking it. He's to the back has adhesive tape or something to the back. This actually just becomes the back, which is genius, really. It's fucking genius. And you can see through it. That's actually an upgrade that you can see through it. That's actually an upgrade.

That you can see through the front of this and see the time and who's calling and how many emails you have. That's pretty, I mean, that's pretty amazing. I mean, it's slim, it's light, it's sexy as shit. And then, I mean, I really do like the way you flip between screens. It's not a...

Wow, it's pretty amazing. It really is. It's pretty fucking amazing. And then they have... Oh my God, I mean the apps are pretty sexy. I mean this is a great phone. I can't... I won't fucking deny mean, this is a great phone, I can't. I won't fucking deny it.

It is a great phone. Camera, pretty, I see this, the camera, it doesn't, it's kinda weird, I don't know. I'm gonna look at this mode, it has different modes on this. This is fucking nuts. Night, I don't know, maybe. what the fuck is Apple doing? That's what I want to know. What the fuck are they doing? Just stupidness. Yeah, this is a great phone. I have to I like it. I like it. I like the apps and the app store. Oh my god. Am I actually thinking about getting a fucking galaxy,

a Samsung? Am I going to do that? There's a voice recorder. Now, he, wow, it's brilliant. The voice recorder is brilliant. I want to go into the actual settings, though, and see what they have here for the voice recorder. I love the way the side has, now this is a pretty unbelievable, the pretty unbelievable phone. And then I'm sure you can get, I'm gonna record right now with this. I wanna see if this, these edge of teach microphones,

which like I brought up on the podcast before, edge of teach, these are brilliant. I don't know if you see this, this microphone. And what it does is it pops out like this. Yeah, those are great. It pops out and it's just the microphone with the adapter to plug into your iPhone or device. Those are great.

Or whatever. And I put a vampire Rody vampire clip which I bought for five dollars you get two of them and I kind of modified it a little bit But it comes with its own clips. They're not as sexy as the Rody vampire clips. They're not a small And that clips right in I go onto my shirt. You can even know I have it right when I'm on stage This is underneath right I record all my sets and I put my plug it in. I turn it on and No thing that I love about it. I do podcasts with my phone now again with these mics Right. I have a splitter with two of these and it goes into the the iPhone and it has this app

That records it in high quality MP3s and then I can save it right to Dropbox from the app. And it goes in and I can have a podcast up within 10 minutes if I wanted to. So I'm going to plug it in. I'm going to record swipe screen to unlock. Testing one two testing one two. It. Testing 12, testing 12. It seems to be working, dude. It's very loud.

Yeah, it seems, all right. So we're gonna test it with the mic right now. Test with the mic and then see what happens without. Now also, too, you're in the regular like memo bullshit whatever. Now you get that, ready? All right, so we're gonna go testing with the mic, without, no, this the with the mic without now

This is without the mic. So let's see what happens here Testing one two testing one two it actually seems like it's going up. It seems like it's going up as much as the the Regular one. I want to see this now voice Testing one two It seems to be working dude. It's very loud Yeah, it seems all right So we're gonna test it with the mic

Right now test with the mic and then see what happens Testing with with the mic without now. This is without the mic sounds good without the mic, too I mean it's it's better with the mic. Yeah, yeah, testing one two. Yeah, it's cleaner. It's cleaner But it does sound fucking good It sounds fucking good man and remember this too. This is coming from a dude You know I had every phone. I had every iPhone. I'd switch off. I'd get the HTC's I got the old Samsung dude. I had every phone. I was scared when I bought this like am I making a mistake? Dude, let me tell you how much of a mistake I don't feel

like I made, I paid $500 to get out of fucking Verizon and break my contract and pay the, all that bullshit. Now I got, I got 350 trade in for my iPhone and everything and the bill went down, so I'll make back the money I had to spend eventually. First of all, can you't regret it at all. Can you not you do your tech addict math to me?

I know what the fuck. First of all, I know it. Ha, well for let me, I spent 500 honey. You do what I have to do with my wife to yourself. Which is great. Listen, I'm gonna be making money if I get this phone. Right, yeah, I know, I know. The last thing I wanna show you is,

I gotta bounce in a minute, but the last thing I wanna show you is the, this is a long, how long we've been on this fucking? Yeah, I'm gonna split this up, this will be split up into two. We'll do, we're gonna do one, the first hour will be the first hour and the tech talk will be the second.

We're going on two hours. Yeah, amazing. I love it. I'm having fun. Swipe, just go to the home screen. Swipe till you're at that middle screen. Yeah, this screen right here. Yeah, hit that down. Hit the, see the arrow at the bottom of your head. Okay. You're in the main screen. Hit Google Play Store. Which is... Okay, Play Store. That's your app store, okay? Yeah, I met the Google Play Store. Which is- Okay, Play Store. That's your App Store, okay? Yep, I met the Google Play Store.

And what's so cool about the Google Play Store to me, if you'll notice, they put it all in one spot. Everything is in there. Movies, apps, TV, books, everything. It's in one fucking shop. And they got all the shit the iPhone has You know, I'm sure there's like certain things like like that doesn't have vine It has the vine readers so you can watch vine videos But you can follow people but it doesn't like have the vine recorder yet

But that's there's always gonna be those horseshit things where like Apple gets exclusivity What's on it? It's like at the end of the day. What do I care about? Being able to do vine or being able to fucking have a phone that works like a goddamn. I like vine. It's great, I like vine too. I hate, it'll come to that. I hate that that happens. Like that, I love vine.

Like I'd have to leave my vine account. You don't have to leave it. You can do your account on there. You just can't do new videos. I can make vines. It'll happen. There's no way it's not gonna come to that. There's no fucking way.

It's got Instagram, it's got all the other bullshit. There's no way it won't come to that. They just show you have magazines on here too. Yeah, I mean, I don't use it for magazines, but you can do magazines and all that stuff. It's got magazines on here, it's got music, it's got everything, but you're right, it's all in one thing, it's not, it's not, it's not fucking a bunch of different stupid things.

Can you, let me, I'm gonna do a search right now. I'm gonna search me on your phone. It's gonna be harder for you to type given. What is that? What? There's a little vibration which I like. Yeah, it gives you a key vibration if you want it. It's harder, it took me more time to get used to typing. Do you have the swipe type on this?

It's got the swipe type which is fucking incredible and like I use that now. That's pretty amazing. And it doesn't do auto complete like the iPhone does what it does is as you type a word it gives you several suggestions with the most common or likely being in the center above the keyboard. And then you just hit, you know, you can do that or you can scribe type it. I also like to do the keyboard has consistently has the number pad on top of it. So you don't have to hit that fucking number but everything. And also as you're typing numbers, if you space, it doesn't just revert.

I hate that the Apple Keyword doesn't. You're like typing three numbers and you hit space and it reverts back to the letter. I don't know why it does that. Oh, here's the other thing I love that it does. You open your text messages, it doesn't automatically open a text message. And then you go, I didn't wanna open that fucking message,

I wanted to keep it on red so I knew it was in there. It doesn't do that. So, but your text messages are this instead of the shitty Apple one. Yeah, that's text. You can go into a thread. Don't open like an unread one. I'll open mine thread. But it's big, it's colorful.

You know the difference. Yep. Wow. Are you fucking selling me on a Samsung? Dude, I'm telling you, you know that I was right there with you with the Apple shit. I saw this phone, I started reading about it, and I was like, fuck man, I think I'm gonna get that phone.

And I went in and I lucked out. There was a Samsung rep at Best Buy when I got it. And he was was cool and I go dude don't fucking sell me just tell me what it does And he's like does this does this does it started going and I was like get the fuck out of here And then he had the he had the note And I go yeah, and I go dude Should I get this or the note and he goes get the fucking S4? What are you crazy and I go why and he goes dude? It's he goes the best for the market he goes and everything the note? And he goes, get the fucking S4, what are you crazy? And I go, why? And he goes, dude, it's the best photo market.

And he goes, and everything the note does, that fucking phone does. It just doesn't have a stylus in it. And he goes, I want that phone so bad, and I can't have it. Why can't he have it? He's a rep. Well, he's, I don't know. He's saying like, you didn't feel like buying it or whatever,

because he had gotten the note a couple months ago, whatever it was. You know what I love about this screen? It tells you how many emails you have, the time, everything's big and fat. You get five emails, the May 20th, everything's right on that, I love this case. But to get out of Apple, dude,

what I would have to fucking uproot, I mean, what if the next one's good, dude? What if the next one is the one? That's what they fucking get you with. And that's what I realized dude. I was standing in the store talking to the Samsung rep, and I had this fucking epiphany. The only reason I don't want to get rid of my iPhone

is because I'm worried that the next one might be good. And I read a fucking review of that phone where they set like a tech fucking publication or whatever, like a certified thing. And the girl was like, look, I wouldn't expect any huge changes with the next iPhone. It'll probably be an S model, given their track record and the way things usually

occur with them, we know from these hints that this is probably what the changes in the next phone will be But that phone won't be coming likely until like October and she said Bottom line if you want a new smartphone and you want the best fucking thing out there by this phone and that's why I was like all right I'm gonna go get it and I went I talked to the dude, he didn't fucking hard sell me, he was just like, dude, Apple does that shit, dude, you go in the store, and you know what I'm gonna buy for? I've also seen you go back and forth a couple times. Dude, you've done it, and I've never wavered,

and I've watched you silently, Joe. I've watched you from a distance, and I've watched you run away from Apple and scream, and I was there. I was there at those moments when you were a little, when you were down with Apple, and I let you go and fiddle with fucking Verizon and T-Mobile and all the other fucking big and thin and small and better phones,

and you always came back. But you know what the common occurrence was? What? If you remember, I've had that phone for a few weeks now. If you remember within days, I was saying to you, you know what dude, I like it, but you can't do this and this annoys me, but it's cool. Dude, I have not had a second of regret with that phone.

It's a better phone by light years, by fucking light years. I have a lot of Apple listeners listening to this podcast. Well, I have people that work geniuses listening to this podcast. All right, that's fine. You know how I got my iPhone? Look, did I love Apple stuff? I have the computers, I love this,

you know, for media work and laptops and the air and everything, I love all that shit. But you know how I got my fucking iPhone? Because I went to Apple finally and I was like I'm sick of this. I've been a goddamn customer since the iPhone one. I need the new phone. I have an upgrade I can't get one you guys are give me the run around tell me to go online every night at midnight I'm gonna switch to a galaxy and the girl went gross Forget it. I'll hook you up and it's like that's Apple's whole thing

We're cool really you're gonna go over there. Yeah, I am Yeah, I am because you keep telling me take it or fucking leave it fuck you I'm leaving it. What if the next phone that comes out has all these features It what what if the next phone the next software update and the next phone Has all these features. Then I'll say to Apple, fuck you, you should have banged me when I was taking you out. Jesus. I don't give a fuck.

Am I gonna do this? We know you're gonna do it, Bob. You have to. You can't stand the curiosity of knowing it's out there. You know the other thing that's got? It's got this app called like S drive or something like that. It comes on the phone. Yeah, and I just got a car, so I'm like excited about it.

You can set your phone, you can turn this app on, and if anybody calls you while you're driving, it automatically sends them a text that says, hey dude, I'm driving, I can't answer right now, I'm sorry. All right, listen, I'm gonna take it a couple of days. I really like this phone. I like it a lot. And the new notes coming out too, that will do all this.

Yeah, the notes just too big for me. I love that. I might wait for that. Cause you know me, go big, go home. I know, but this is, I'm glad I bought this phone going into summer because the note, if you're not in a winter coat, I really thought you're gonna smash me for saying that,

but go ahead. No, no, no, I wasn't, because I know it's true. I wasn't the, I'm glad I bought this phone when I did because if it was not summer, I would have been like, this is great, you just put it in your pocket here. Dude, that thing is big, man. I know, I bought this phone when I did because if it was not summer I would have been like this is great You just put it in your pocket here. Dude that thing is big man. I know I like it And if you don't have if you're out in summer clothes, you got nowhere to put it I don't have my winter clothes in my summer clothes look at me Joe. What you're wearing? What do I have what you wear now every guy? I know there's a no clips it on his belt

I'm not clipping it on my belt. I put it in my pocket. I put it in my bag. I'd get the ultimate fucking rap silky, whatever case you know me, dude. I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do, I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do, you son of a bitch. And I'm blaming you for this. Good.

I'm throwing you under the bus. I'm gonna do some research. I'm gonna look to find out what's coming out for Apple. I'm gonna go find out what's coming out the note. And I'm gonna look to find out what's coming out for Apple. I'm gonna go find out what's coming out the note and I'm gonna see what's up and I'm gonna find out how much it would cost me because I don't want to lose my grandfathered ultimate data. What about the data? Well I'm a new 18T customer so I had to do that. I have unlimited data on my iPad and my iPhone. Yeah I had to do the plan

But that's life like whatever they won't they won't I'll tell you what you can do They want to if you want to go drive that yeah It's yeah, it's just bar idiots okay if you want to go drop the seven bills on a fucking brand new phone and not get your deal Then they won't undo your fucking data What do you mean that's how you have to do it. 700 bucks by the phone, they would, if you buy the phone outright, they won't change your plan. Yeah, but it's unlimited data for an iPhone. I don't think it's unlimited data for this.

I don't understand, when I upgraded my iPhone, they took it away. Because you signed up for a new plan. I've only upgraded. No, I didn't. I was with Verizon and I and I just upgraded the phone because I had a free upgrade. Yeah, I'm with AT&T from day one. I've never changed. When I phone came out with AT&T, I've had I've been with them right day one and unlimited data for 30 bucks a month. I'm saying if you utilize a free upgrade soon, or whenever, they might say, yeah,

we don't do that anymore. No, I'm grandfathered in for life. I've always had it. They try to get me out of it. They try to get me here, we'll give you this, we'll give you that and I'm like, nope. You ain't getting my fucking. Well, let me tell you about the data thing.

I pay, when they tend tape a 99 bucks a month It's three gigs of data It's 450 landline minutes whenever I talk sell to sell on any network. It's free You never call landline anymore unless you call on your manager What how long do you talk to him for 10 minutes? You know what I mean? I talked to Jimmy a lot for like hours Well, then you might want to call him from home. I'm kidding. Yeah, I know.

And unlimited texts. Dude, your own Wi-Fi so fucking much, as long as you're not walking around on the 4G streaming video all the time, it's like you're not gonna go over it, dude. You just not. I'm gonna look into this. All right.

I'm gonna look into this, man. Sorry, Joe, you fucking mother fucker You've infiltrated me You've into you fucking Samsung your your whatever Droid or you like you like the uh The battle star galactica who was that who was the bad guys on that? I think you're thinking of the borgs. No, that's Star Trek. I'm talking about battle.

The Scylon. The Scylon, you're a Scylon. A little bit, or a friend. We're a friend. Just remember, most of the shit you read online is gonna go Apple, the iPhone's still the best. It's like, dude, I am telling you. That's not, I didn't read it today.

I knew you're gonna talk about this and I read stuff today. It was announced today. It's the number one phone in the country. It's the number one phone in the country. It's the number one phone in the world. Actually, it was in the country. But all right, so here we go. There's Tech Talk.

That's an hour fucking Tech Talk show to kick off Tech Talk with Bobby and Friends. But tonight was the original with Bobby and Joe, the way it used to be back in the day. Chyman, Chyman, Joe. original with Bobby and Joe the way it used to be back in the day. Um, chime in. chime in. Joe, uh, I just missed the tech talk songs.

I looked at my god damn phone. Somebody screaming outside. I thought you were just signing it off and I looked down because I had to respond to somebody. Yeah. And did I have to meet? I mean, not just, you know, I'm not being a cunt. Yeah.

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