Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Tech Talk with John

Episode Date: August 22, 2010

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The Waffle House baby, in Florida, two shows Saturday night, hung out, took some photos, shook some hands, kissed some babies, and exit stage left, around 30 minutes down a highway, doing 30 miles an hour all the way to the waffle house. Come on in. You see. Family. Come on in. Home. Yeah. Oh, home. Yeah.

So here we are, man. We are at the Waffle House, yeah. So here we are, man. We are at the Waffle House, man. Doing another podcast. I'm hanging out with John Darrow to web app mobile developers. Two guys I met who were actually developing my new iPhone app and Android app, the Robert Kelly app. These guys are pretty badass. They came down to the show tonight, came in this morning actually this afternoon to show

me some of the cool shit and came to the show tonight and now these two fellow fatties are throwing food down your fat when you're with us your fat and we're hanging out at the waffle house playing the waffle house theme song on the background I'm going to walk my house out of my jeans. That's awesome. Come on, man. Always home. Ah! That's John. Right? John.

Darryl here. And John takes care of the design. Darryl does the... Coating mobile development. Oh the fucking boring shit. What? This is like where the sum of life is going. All the fucking boring shit 97 times equal times three four five smiley face

Makes the app fucking turn on. I don't know what it does, but thank God for you All right, so this should be two microphones on that I phone What now a challenge Now Now let me ask a question to you guys. Yeah. How many of you guys, who does it own a fan? Who do you own a fan? And you guys contacted me, is this the second Waffle House? I play two.

I can go pick another. No, no more. No more. No more. I can't. Another song you have for this one? This is like a Johnny Cash just like a maple syrup shot right to the nose Oh he's he's sneezing maple syrup I have what he's talking about I have a Johnny Cash

He's shut up Longer you give it fuck you Another such a fat swab that I've filled Angon Johnny Cash's face and now maple syrup. This one was good because it was like there's wings with people see Jesus. Oh yeah, that's Candice, right? Candice, I wake this spot down. Sweetheart.

Right now it's challenge. I mean, it's definitely not that big. John got the waffle. Waffles with... Oh that's not good. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. Thank you. The waffles with waffles. Hang on, I just, the phones fell off the sugar that I was balancing on. That's how great my podcast is. We're out of Wapalos. And I was balancing my iPhone on a fucking sugar container. So if we had an Evo, you could have put it on a kickstand.

But, you know, we don't have hands down the best phone on the market. Well, my Evo is on the charger back in the hotel room. Yeah, it would have been a 10 minute podcast. I think the e-vos uses a 9 volt battery, doesn't it? This is a mouse on the wheel. Now, so tonight's podcast, we're going to talk about my iPhone app. Maybe talk about some technology.

As with stuff in our faces, at the waffle house. Well, you guys are done, so now it's just me. It's kind of uncomfortable, but I don't care. And you know I shouldn't be being this. I feel like today. Yes, with the syrup upon syrup. Yeah, on the waffle. Oh my god. So the Gallagher show. The food fun everywhere. Oh my god, I'm a pig. That's

surresteed in dals to syrup. No, this is not the first time. Wow. You guys live where? Up in Tampa? Tampa. Tampa. Tampa, Tampa. So you guys explain the main... like... I know, it's like a... Type-Witty? Yeah, I know you. Trump and Dazs, that can close it? Yeah, I work in the 4 out of...

Oh, okay, it's fine. Oh, it's just 7 in the morning. 7 in the morning, shit. Yeah, until 7 in the morning. Wow I worked just seven. Seven the morning. Seven the morning. Shit. I worked until 70 and wow. So I spent five and seven. And the night. You're a daughter and a trip to today.

So I had a working party. So I'm excited to get about 65. So 65 hours? Yeah. It's like a Navy SEAL. And then you have a suit. Wait a minute. Well, you've been on for like 2 hours.

This afternoon, you're quite late. So it's 6.00 hours you have a sudden? No, it's crazy. I don't think that's good. No, I know. But I don't have an out for 10 hours. 10 hours? How about 10 days?

Yeah. Oh my god. I'm glad to have a girl with a simple mom. 10 hours, how about 10 days? Yeah. Oh my god. What are the two little girls and the little ones who are part of that girl? Yeah, about seven and you're six. Yeah, so I thought my mom would guide her on the way to the center. Right.

My mother used to get a cage. It put me in my sister in a cage. But I can't. With a little, one of those little bottles that you'd stock on to get water out of. You're all the same. That was terrible. Yeah, we had little wheels and stuff.

And like the cages connected, we'd have to go through a little time I so she could sleep when I was a kid Look at that. Yeah, I think I get them on Amazon Oh So Darrell yes I love that. Friendly, I want to explain what Darryl looks like. That's not, that's not even for that.

It looks like under Regent Fishiman, now. Not like back in the day, he's out of the game. Like what he would look like now. If you went to North, Norway, I could integrate with the old region people quite easily. Yeah, like you catch exotic sharks and then smoke the meat and a barn somewhere. His garage has like shark miles. Yeah, like like quits from jaws. You know he has a dumb wool hat with a plastic like visor on it. Thank you for letting me be on your podcast

partner. Wow, I met you guys and John looks like every, every guy who's given up. He looks like every, I can step dad in the country Not like a real dad cuz his sperm is dead What a step dad that had to like been met the the hot chick after She like got married and had kids in her own divorcey and then she dumped a really cool guy Man Cleo yeah, John is the nice guy. He's the nice guy. He really really hates his stepkits.

He loves to beat one of them and suck the other one. You don't have to stepkits there. No. We're hanging out here. I don't know if somebody put a different song on it. I think I might get another waffle. Cool. Do you get skills? Two waffles? Look at that. We went.

With the eggs in bacon. No judging. Maybe get the ash brown. The chicken eggs not. It was epic. There was a lot of eggs not. I like my eggs over easy, but sometimes they undercut. It was like raw. Yeah, there's a lot of snow in it. And if you said snow, it would have cupped. I don't like the snow. As basically, it's what a neg is. It's a chicken feet. Yeah.

Yeah, it's crazy. It was going to be a key breaking heart. Oh, yeah. I chose a key breaking heart. I wanted to, you know, I clicked the selection for the podcast. That's right. Yeah, we're in a walk. Yeah, we're in a walk.

Yeah, we're in a walk. Yeah, we're in a walk. Yeah, we're in a walk. So, Darryl, explain to me what you're doing with this app that you put on. Just watch how his voice changes. Here he's up fun and lighthearted. Yeah, now we get business Darrell. Yeah, now we get fucking aristocratic Darrell.

We get the fucking Norwegian Darrell. Well, let me tell you what we're doing with you. Right? Well, it's, you know, it's a lot of people just put out apps that have stuff or content that's accessible anywhere. With your app, it's going to be exclusive content that I'm really selling it well, but that exclusive content you can only get in the app and it's not gonna just be your basic Twitter bullshit. It's gonna be, we can cast on your podcast, it's my fucking iPhone. Fuck this.

It's gonna be AOL picking this up. Dude, there's gonna be four people listening to this. You, him, and two other people you know. My parents. Yeah. That's a funny thing about this podcast. I literally everybody has a podcast now. Everybody's successful. Did you hear it from?

You want to be on my podcast? Everybody's a podcaster. Which is basically a radio show. But you know, and I was doing this shit a few years ago. We had Colin Quinn with doing it from my phone. We wanted to have a 20,000 listeners on our podcast. We were six in the country.

It went dang-cook, p-ditty, Madonna, Madonna, Madonna, and then us. You know what I mean? From literally, I would record our phone calls at night. That's all. I'm not telling you what I'm sometimes calling for. Yeah man. So all these people started coming to this podcast, literally building studios and their basement. Yeah, but...

Well, you know, look Anthony, I get it, because he's a fucking gazillionaire, and he's single, and he's going through a mid-life crisis You know what I mean? What do you can't buy that many guns? It's called an army You know what I mean? So and he's not he does radio. He's on one of the best radio show I get it you know you get regularly dudes who are like you know Changing their two bedroom into a one bedroom to make a studio You know I mean hey, this is three guys

in a douchebag podcast. You know, it's all crazy names. I have no problem with, you know, some of them are actually cool when it's on to do, but, you know, I'm doing this for my iPhone. I don't walk at all. I walk at once. When they keep breaking hearts.

Yeah, that's my producer. You know my producer on the show. Thank you. Put 60 cents into a fucking jail box. A dollar, thank you. That's all right, I'm sorry. So that's the... You can actually put that in your resume.

I'm a producer and a podcast. Sure. But that's why I like doing these things. Because people, looking, I'll listen to any top radio. I'll listen to anything. And it's actually good that it went out. Because now, what will here is better. But...

There's still more songs coming. Because you're gay. But if they're secure, and we're gonna have no secure it there was a dark Brooks Friends in low places Let's um you know This is this is what took on to the To me I mean you guys are fucking there is a major Johnny Cash nice fucking my shirt Yeah, I can fucking syrup I've made that Johnny Cash nice fucking my shirt. Yeah, I ain't fucking syrup

But this is what it's all about is that being able to fucking sit in a waffle house and record something that's halfway decent That someone else somewhere else on a phone can listen to it around fucking 20 minutes. That's your app one day That's crazy. Yeah, but it this gonna be on my app too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so John you basically do the design You're coming up with a look at the app Yep, looking feel and I'm getting people around and getting them where they want to go inside the app Right, which is gonna be great and I've seen a little promo of the app and it's pretty bad as well I mean the the dates aren't just dates It's gonna be the functionality. It's gonna be

You know you're gonna want to go to the app and fuck around it It's gonna be the functionality. It's gonna be, you know, you're gonna wanna go to the app and fuck around with it. Show the people and, you know, there's gonna be original content up there, exclusively for the app, video, text, and photos that just goes to the app. And there's gonna be, you know, all the other stuff from my CD is gonna be able to have a sound board up there

of all kinds of crazy shit. We're gonna have a fan photo up there. So, it'll be out in the wild. Yeah, well, all these people, you know, you've seen tonight, you've seen photos. I wanna get all those photos. So people can go to the app and see themselves on a fucking, I'd love to see myself

on somebody's iPhone app. Yeah. Now, do you know what on an app and see in a photo of you on there and fucking, that'd be, I mean, to me myself on somebody's iPhone app. Now, you can go on an app and see a photo of you on there and fucking that big... I mean, to me it was equal or shit, so... And it's... When it's released, it's gonna be the best comedian app available. Really? I guarantee it.

Really? That's good. 3SB Development, guarantees that. And that's the company. That is. That's a little close. Right. No, but it's what we're trying to do is, usually with any entertainer, is you just show them dates.

Like, I'll be here at this time. I don't give them access to setting it on their calendar, calling the actual venue to buy tickets, going to the venue's website to buy tickets. So, what we want to do is put all that functionality in one spot and that's in your app. You'll be able to get the address and get directions to the venue, all within the app. Call the venue, go to the venue's website. So that's just a tour date section. That's not even talking about the map, which is going to be kind of a fun little thing to play around with. Because it's not just going to be a regular old Google map with pushpins on where you're going to be. Right.

It's going to be crazy. It's going to be cool, but it's going to be rock and roll, but not too fucking. It's not too cool for school. Right. Which, you know, even my website now is a little too cool for school. You know, it's a little rock and roll, but it's still the opposite of my old one, which is pretty much a cartoon strip, which is still, I've done another best website that I've ever. It's like a website, like six years ago, seven years ago,

where I, really me, am many me, we video tape did like a green screen type thing. This is back in the day before, nobody had this. Nobody. People's website work basic HTML websites. I have one where I walked out on the top of my website. Okay, I grabbed the mic out of the stand. I flew on the top of the mic and it went up in the air and formed all these balls around it, like exploded. And then each ball was a menu. You know what I mean? And the middle of the page was a ball, a liquid ball. I'm not talking. When you went over it, it turned into liquid.

And my face was in it. It was crazy. Crazy. My Asian Web Guy, that's what I call him my Asian Webmaster, is nuts. I would come up with these ideas and I would tell them to do it and you would just do it. And just this website was crazy dude. It was nuts. Someone actually said about me, Bob Kelly's website is more famous than him. That was my MO because I had these crazy websites. That's why I mean working with you guys. I know what I want. I know how things

should look. I know how the functionality should be as far as what I need out with you guys, I know what I want. I know how things should look. I know how the functionality should be As far as what I need out of you guys But you guys may great too because you guys can accommodate what the fuck I want except what I do Slow creep with the fuck wasn't okay. Go creep. Go creep. You should 30 nerd fucking technology I had to learn that one when I when I started with you guys What is it again? Scope creep is when at the initial onset of a project you said the requirements and business derl by the way. Business derl. You said the requirements you set the

timeline for the application. I asked and talked to the client. The requirements change, wouldn't it be cool if, right? Or they just keep adding functionality which increases the timeline and thus you don't meet your deadline. Right, it's also called being lazy on your part. How's that? That's it. How's that?

You're the client, so yes, that's true. What's that? Scope cream. Go fuck yourself. I didn't, well, when I emailed you about Scope cream I didn't want to jump it down. Right. And like, it's quite, because you're a tech guy.

Well, basically, you're saying is, do don't be a pain in the ass. Yeah, that's pretty much what he's saying. It's me being a fucking piece of shit, pain in the ass that doesn't know how complicated code is to write and just whipping shit out there. Wouldn't it be good if the app could fly?

Do you know how much code that would be? Right, I get it. Well, I remember at one point in our conversations, basically you said I was killing your buzz. Like it would come up with all these ideas to get all excited about it, and then I would just come in with... Scope creep. Yeah, it would just kill it. Yeah, but it's something. But I mean, I saw the little, what is it called?

The beta version of my app. It's part of alpha. I would even go alpha. Alpha? And that's the nerdyest thing I've ever heard anybody say. You just, you made, you, he took beta and made it nerdy. Yeah, I'd go alpha. Yeah, I got definitely got definitely more of an alpha Yeah, I mean we're almost at Omega shut up. First of all alpha is better than how the fucking beta douche lips

And I don't like that you wearing a curtain in a shitty hotel in Florida He's wearing he's wearing a bed spread. You'd have it covered on. That's nice. That's what all the nori, that's what all the nori is. He's on vacation. Oh my god. He looks like a fucking, he looks like an Amish serial killer. Because he has an Amish beard. He is the beard and the little goat's teeth, but no mustache. You know, that trick. He is an artichoke roar. Right, if you got one of those magnet faces, where you would slide that show.

I think it's more conflict, please. Alright, so we just got interrupted the podcast by Patrice Onyale. He's calling me at 1.30 in the morning, that means something somewhere. It is a movie that was really good or some bitch. He's hukking trash somebody and they fucking, he kicks somebody out of his show. Patrice Onyale, one of the funniest guys on the planet Earth. No, I'm good, thank you. I'll take some.

Yeah, I love some. Thank you, Anderson. We're in the Waffle House. We've run out of music, but, yeah, we're... There's nobody here. So, let me ask you, yeah, this is the best. This is the greatest and the only one in the Waffle House. This is our Waffle House.

This is great. We should just get more Waffles, but you guys at close to you I'm fucking out. All right, then how many do you get to I got to but I we had a pretty decent dinner I was the food So you guys you guys want to be show tonight Right? Is this your first time seeing me live? No, that's my mind. Where did you see me? Two three years ago at the Tampa Strong, Tampa Amplock. And when you, whatever you are, what am I? The Codex. Yes, I was

at the Velcro. You were at the Velcro? No, I had started mobile development. You're going to have to go, I think. Okay.. So yeah, I remember I played the Tampo. That was a studio. That was a great show too. Was it? Yes. Really? Yes, I still...

I know I told you this before, but there was an older gentleman sitting second row with a large group. And this older gentleman wasn't paying attention at all. And you were going into the difference between how males pee and female pee. Yeah, the guys just looking around, looking around and you just walk up to the end of the stage and just mimic a female pee, mimic you pee in his face. Really? And the guys just still oblivious to you pee in his face. Right. And it was so weird. I remember, I don't remember having a great time at Tampa Bay. I remember it was dangerous. E-Board City is crazy.

Yeah, E-Board gets a little crazy after dark. Yeah, and the room is just this fucking tiered two-stage fucking weird. We got to look at the top of Jimmy's head a couple weeks ago. Yeah, it's like fucking weird, man. Yeah. Actually, tonight, this is Mark O'Hall and, the last time I was here wasn't as good as it is this time. Tonight was great.

It was good. Your mom came to the show. Yes, she did. Right? Yeah, she was good with it. Yeah, she laughed every second. Yeah, she did dirty woman. Okay, and your dad is still.

So now, how do you guys know each other? Through our third, our other partner, worked with Daryl at a day job. So I met Daryl through him. So we really just started working together in this company. And what else do you do? Our graphic designer, print designer, have been so for 15 years in great shops,

in the brochures, business cars, posters. Right. So where I started, so this is all new to me as well. Kind of learned that I know. Really? I don't think it shows though. You know, I try to, like anything else, I'm looking around to see what other people are doing, trying to learn from them without ripping them off. That's what I used to do with my websites, dude. That liquid ball I was telling you about in the middle of my weather,

I stole it off a German company site. I don't even know what company it was. It was a German company that had this liquid ball hole on the front of their page. I was like, I want that. He went in and just took the concept and made it mine. So I think that's what technology and internet knowledge should is.

I've been in a high-cont an iPhone user for a couple of years. I knew I liked that of an app so I just figured to learn from that and figure it out. You're being modest. You're an Apple fanboy. Oh yeah. Well, I mean you're an evil. Yes, I'm an Android fanboy. Which I couldn't do the on because it would be dead. Yes, that's a hotel recharge. That's the record that you've always had to charge twice today, right?

It's a record, but it's got a kickstand, so that's good. It's got a kickstand and a 8 megapixel camera hands down the best place, the best phone ever, right? Other than the iPhone 4, according to Robert Kelly. Yeah, well, now you guys friends like... We are now. Yeah. Like your friends now, so you became friends?

Yeah, we really met through this project. We definitely started the company in October of last year. Right. And I was definitely had our outs in the beginning. Is it alive in each other? No, I don't think it was ever that. It was just learning to work with each other. Right. You know, I have a certain style

and Jay's or John's more like that. And you're like, grasses. I know Tony Robbins. Tony Robbins was a developer. It would be good. Yeah, he's really like the fucking let's guys come on man.

We can do this and and you're just like, yeah, I'm, yeah, I mean, a little different, but I'm not saying the point where it's considered something lazy, it's just a little different, you know. He's laid back. He's laid back. You know, try not to watch him bother me.

He works as I saw, but he's laid back. And I'm more, when I did, if I send you an email, and I said, I contact his Bobby about this or that. 10 minutes later, he would email me, go, his Bobby email's you back yet. That's what I'm, that's what I get excited. You know, but I'm lazy. That's why, so, but you're like,

I don't worry about it. He's like, I can do what's going on. Yeah, I really, Bobby's ready to email me. He'll contact us, I don't wanna be a pain in the ass. Right, yeah, yeah. But, you know, there's somewhere between, it's good. We check each other. So yeah.

And, you know, and working, because we'd never worked together, anything. And we barely really even knew each other when we first started. Now, he's just another guy that likes hockey that we went out to a couple bars, you know, through friends and we met at a bar. We like hockey. Oh yeah.

Yeah, I like hockey. I just explain something, guys. Please don't, like, don't get mad. You like hockey? Yeah, I like hockey. Can I just explain something to you guys? Please don't get mad. Hockey is what happened to it? When you're talking about it, it's just a fucking shit sport. Right. Basketball is a shit sport.

Look, I'm not going to argue that. I'm not going to say that it's better than hockey. Dude, what hockey? What happens? What happens at basketball? I'm like basketball I don't watch the west really Can't really ask people running around as fucking it's interesting or anything Side line I was just having to confide. He's considering another waffle too.

I am considering another waffle. The chocolate chips were a nice touch if I'm late at. No, I don't. I like the very strawberry. I like the plain old... No, I'm all right for now. I think it's the meal. Okay, all right, thanks.

Yeah, a hockey is... I mean, look, I don't want to put this fucking high. I like shit, like I like the Olympic hockey, because, you know, with the hockey season, let's put it this way. Back when Mealy and Bork were playing, I don't know if it's just because it was Boston. Hockey seemed to have this other edge and fullness to it and it was just a good thing. And then all of a sudden man, something that the strike happened. Well expansion in like 92, like 90, the first wave of expansion where they added Tampa and Ottawa and Forte Panthers. And what great hockey players are out there right now. Well that's

the thing is the league is kind of, no, I don't water it down, but I mean, there's no grasskey anymore. There's no, there's no, we got like, Crosby winning, you know, the people who win in trophies with like 107 points. First season, Lemieux won the scoring title with 169 points.

Gersky had like 200 points in the season. It's a different style. I think the goalies have adopted a different style of play, where a lot of them used to just stand up. And now what, for high grades, they're both butterfly. Yeah, you get butterfly. It's a butterfly.

Butterflies when they go down and like, they do the legs, spread thing, they drop down like that when they're pads. Yeah. When you old-style, you just have to go these just would stand around and do this. Right? So now they're better goalies. Yeah.

Yeah. So it adds our bigger. That's our Yeah. That's what adds or a bigger. It's what adds or a bigger. That's our life. Adds to digers, runs to bigger. What happens to the laser pocket? Oh, no, I'm not sure if that box thing. I actually kind of like that, though.

That's what I like. All right, well listen, you know what hockey's for fags? It's very successful. I mean, they don't even show fights anymore, dude. Well, that's Gary Betman's fault. He came and force a fight to score. The commissioner. Yeah, but it's like, I mean, it. Well, that's Gary Betman's fault. He came and classified this for the commissioner. It's like, I mean, it's like

nobody rules about the state about that. You know, look, let me just have a bad level. Wait, nothing compares to play a hockey. Play a hockey is a best. Are you out of your mind? No, no, I'm not saying really. Yeah, that's the ratings it gets. Which is the ratings have gone up every year. What's the rating? It's on Versus. It's on Versus.

It's on Versus. Versus. And it's still got good ratings. This kind of the highest ratings in the years. Yeah. You have a baseball football gets. You have a basketball gets. You know the Lakers, South of the Sun.

Football is. Shut your face. It's a better sport. Ollie, just stop defending it. It stinks. Something. Shut your face. It's a better sport. Ollie, just stop defending it. It stinks. Something happens to it. It used to be the shit.

Stanley Cup used to be crazy. The playoffs used to be crazy. And then something happened where it's just like, ugh. It's so crazy. It's like watching soccer. It's all soccer. That's my theory on why hockey doesn't pick up in North America. It is.

It was. It's getting higher ratings than it ever had ever. Yes, don't look at me shocked. All right, well look, I hope hockey comes back. I hope I can get back into it. I hope something happens because you need somebody. You need a Tiger Woods to watch golf. You need, you need, you You need a fucking a Kobe Bryant to watch basketball. You need these stars. There's nobody in it. It's boring. I don't know who it is.

It's a plan. People are planning now. It's not for fast. It's crazy. It's a crazy... It's not... It's a puck. It's back to foot. Oh, it's icing. Oh, he's got a pounded. Two minutes. It's a shit. Well, I used to like it a lot back when nearly was playing and working. Holy shit. I used to love it. It was intense. Intense. I still got nearly got put out of the game. Yeah, it was crazy, but intense. That's too bad nearly got put out of the game.

Yeah, it was crazy, but now it's just like, I just died. It's like fucking watching fucking retarget's drool. No offense. I would like to get back into it. You play hockey? Uh, he's got hockey sticks in his car. You play hockey? Yeah, I do.

You play a lot. Really? I used to play roller hockey. What? I used to play roller hockey. What? I used to play roller hockey. Me and Billy Burr is to play every day, like on cement. Yeah.

And we just like push each other into cement wall. We just get weight carried away. And like just so competitive. Oh shit. Oh this guy just fucking fell. Oh, he's, yeah he fell. All right, well it might be time to get out of this fucking. It's still a clock in the car. There's a fucking opening up closing and it's this this wall. Well, let's see, we've got a guy falling outside of

wall house. We saw a girl you can outside of the club. That was awesome. Yeah, now we're gonna go to Walmart. Oh, right. And obviously, my underwear at Walmart. I do. I throw my underwear and socks out at least once every one, two weeks. Once every two weeks. So. Yeah, look at that, thanks. Yeah. Let me go to the guy that know is requesting that the curb be lowered out.

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You show you not fucking from no way. You're somewhere where they fucking hunt exotic birds in the mountains. I'm Polish. What are you Italian? How old are you dude? 36. I'm sorry. I forgot. We knew that old and we forget how fucking old you dude 30s 36 or so? Yeah, okay, forget when you're that old You forget how fucking old you are. It's pretty bad dude. I had I actually thought I was 37 the whole year

I was 36 yeah, I would tell people I'm 37 and I found out was my 37th birthday And I was like fucker. Who kids shit? Yeah, I'm 40 I think I think I'm 40 this year October 8 give me a present But uh, great and I phone out about that. Yeah, that sounds good. Bad. I can't wait for my iPhone I would do either this thing's gonna be crazy. Yeah Well, what if it just does out? Well, new technology comes out and it's just fucking it's like you can like a an app that makes apps And you can customize your app that makes apps.

And you can customize your apps and every comic goes out and makes just crazy awesome apps. There's actually already a comedian out there that has that's used to service like that. And that's it's a template service. So like what we're doing with yours where you can update your website and you'll update within the app. Right. You can't do that with the template. Really? So it's basically a cookie cutter layout, cookie cutter look, and it's really. Yeah. It's crazy. Fucking technology's crazy.

I fucking love it. Yeah. The weirdest shit is like people waited in line for our phone. Next year, they're going to be waiting. I mean, it's fucking next year. Next month, they're going to come up something new. I didn't wait in line. Yeah, I did. I'm a dumbass. There you have your connection. I had my assistant call up and say, and use every credit I had. Use all the Norton's credits. Nice. And they fucking she went through three managers at the Apple store in Manhattan.

And they should keep going, give me another manager. The 50's you go to the press avenue store? No, I went to the other one, 68. Okay. Because I've been to the fifth avenue, that's the glass one, right? Well, other one, 68. Okay. Because I've been to the 50s, I've been to the 50s, the glass one, right? Well, they're all glass. But that's the 24 hour one, which is crazy. 24 hour Apple Store? 24 hour Apple Store, I'd never leave.

On 58th and fifth. It's crazy. I just never understood what you'd do in an Apple Store. There's a play run with computers. Actually, I don't anymore. I just go in to look and see if there's software or accessories or something like that. Earphones or something. Yeah. Some people just go there and they fucking play with, they check their email and shit. Yeah. I don't like the security there is crazy at night though. It's all undercover cops and they're fucking just like, did you hear about the guy who went to the Apple stores and was doing the slide to jailbreak trick on all the phones, all the demo phones. It is real funny.

The jailbergs like almost all the phones and one store. I don't know which one, it's somewhere in Denver. Fucking j-cad. Yeah. It's just going to ruin it for everybody. I don't want to go to the fucking, I'm going to have Monday glass cases now. But yeah, Apple's fucking genius. They have their own store.

I don't know why anybody would buy a fucking stupid dowel. What do you got? Computerized? Yeah. Macbook. Macbook. Yeah. It's a good development computer. You can go both ways. Yeah, I can do Android and iPhone on it. Yeah dude. Fucking dial. Look, you get a call up India if something happens and something will happen. Well, some people just think about the bottom line. They want to get something cheap that works decently in. Get a Mac for a thousand dollars. Yeah, but companies are like, you know, they're, oh, we need to get a lot of computers in here. We're going to make sure that we cut costs and bullshit.

But they'll spend that money on service and, you know, tech support and other shits, right? I mean, is that not what all it goes? You buy cheap computer here, you're going to end up getting it fixed anyway. And you've worked in the field. I don't know. I zoned up there for a little bit of a fresh. I'll agree with you. Yeah, that's how it works.

He zoned out. Tell me more about the alpha. The alpha, yeah. Alpha build. I actually think one of the coolest piece of technology is out right now and when they incorporated inside the phone, which they already have in some phones, but I don't think it's there yet, is the Pico projector.

I actually saw a camera. A camera now has a projector in it. Yeah which is good but again it's the fucking... when you can have the phone in one you know and it does all that shit together you know what I mean when you can be on my phone right now and then project a fucking movie on the back of a fucking plane seat or on a pillow in a hotel room from your phone. Or you can be, you know, you know, you want to show people photos and shit just shoot it up on a wall. That's fucking crazy man.

You got a fucking, a YouTube video that's crazy. You want to just show a bunch of people at a fucking bar. You can shoot it up on a wall. That's fucking crazy. Broadcast one guy, one jar, and an office. Oh my god. But the, you know, like the best one out there is the microvisions show X, Elite X. Have you seen that one? No. It runs on, look, I fucking know more about shit than you. And you guys are the techies.

Fucking fagg's but uh... i uh... i uh... it's uh... laser projector so the peak most peak of project is usually bulb the lamp whatever oh yeah that really hot we have to focus the thing many they're small like the cinema and they're all fucking real small

but you have to focus it you have to have a focus button. The laser one is always in focus, so it can be on two different surfaces. It's still being focused. Oh, I just fucking did a fucking waffle hiccup. Oh, dude, it's just hyper hyper and puke and a fucking hiccup. It's an X-Nort. But, um, yeah, the, uh, once they, once they, an apple won't do it, I know they won't fucking do it. They won't put it into its perfect cock suckers, into their own fucking projecting company. They fucking, ugh. Yeah, they'll buy some money.

Yeah, but I mean, the fact that the iPad didn't come with a camera is fucking ridiculous. They do that shit all the time. They release Warren and they wait and then they release something that should have been in the first one and people are excited about it and that's just how they can do whatever. What the new beta of ILS has some leaks in there about a 7 inch iPad coming out and the CBMA iPhone coming out. Yeah, because they have these codes like iPhone 3, 2 and they pointed devices that actually haven't been released yet and you know

camera you'll be able to do FaceTime over Wi-Fi using iPod Touch. Right. Because the new iPod Touch is supposed to have front facing camera. Right. Yeah. What the face plate's got leaked out of time. Yeah. Yeah.

There's somebody who's making a case or something for it. And they're like, oh, wow. Well, China just made a fucking case for the iPod, the new iPod that makes it into a phone. Yeah, so you can have an iPod and then fucking plug it into the case, and it becomes a phone. Huh. How crazy. Like magic jack case or something.

Yeah, no, it's a case, and it has the fucking SIM card in it, and you can just plug an iPod into it, and make your own fucking iPhone and use whatever, uh, that's crazy. You know, that's fucking nuts. But I'm telling you, this projector shit, if they have it in a Samsung, I think, they have it on a couple of phones, but when they can, when you can have a projector on your phone, and they can do it now.

Like, there's, uh, there's actually a thing out there now that you can project, you can project the phone on your arm. You project these images on your arm and you can control the phone from your arm. Like on your arm. Touch the actual, whatever the fuck it is on your arm. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. Oh, this fucking this waffle house is becoming creepy right now.

Clubs definitely right now. Yeah, the farts are letting out. Prius that pulled in five minutes ago, still nobody has gotten that. Yeah, it's probably doing the drug collect themselves. Are you ready? Nah, she's fucking swallowing the load right now. Oh, they're waiting for these guys. Yeah. All right, well, that's the fucking podcast. That's our cue. It's a 40 minute boring podcast about tech,

and my apples, waffles, and my apples. Nobody but sausage spinach. With, uh, uh, with, uh, with a nice, uh, young, John and Darrell. A three-est-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-at-eat-eat-eat-eat-at-eat-at-eat-eat-eat-eat three SD developments. Three SD Hakeet, that will be a fucking weapon you're pulling. What kind of NASCAR guy are you gonna get my plug jade? Right, I see. You'd have a patch on a hat if you could, wouldn't you? Yeah, sure. So yeah, we're looking October maybe?

Yeah, hopefully for your Canadian tour. Right. Monthly long Canadian tour. Have it out there. We'll have the app out and we'll be fucking good to go. So podcast number nine is Ready to go This is what I love this is why I don't this is why I don't drink alcohol. This is why I don't get it. I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it,

getting that fucked up and then coming to a waffle house. I just don't get it. I don't get being that fucking shit face. Where you're tripping and stuttering and fucking, I mean especially women too. They dress up to the nines, like they're going to a fucking gala. Yeah. nine inch heels and then you're wide up at a waffle house you core you know what I mean like just wear sneakers and fucking jeans you and just truck down your fucking corrodas and your fucking fruity drinks

get shit faced swallow a load and your fucking pre-us and go have your goddamn fucking waffles oh you make me sick. All right, we're getting the fuck out of here. This is getting creepy. So guys, thanks for doing the podcast. Thanks for having us. And then we'll do another one when the app comes out. This is probably one of the most mediocre podcasts I've ever done. I mean, you guys like glad you're a part of it. Well, I'm glad you're a part of it too, but as like far as contact wise you guys really are lacking the it factor So I'm glad you guys are behind the scenes. Yeah, that's why that's why we develop. Yeah, I'm glad you guys are

I'm glad you developers You know what I mean if you could see visually what Darryl looks like it would be so much better It would make a whole lot more sense. Oh my god It just he just looks like a fucking weird Dutchman You're really just it looks like he hunts whales in the 16th century What a pipe. Yeah, you should have a pipe a wooden leg and doing scrimmishaw on a whale tooth He's got a little fucking rosy bald cheeks I've got a baby face. I can help it. I got baby fat still. I had a fat myself. I'll sped it He's got little fucking rosy ball cheeks

I got baby fat still I had a fat myself. How many fats did you have? One good one. How many do you have John? Oh fucking You're on seven you're seven fat fucking all the way back then like yeah, I'm on my sixth right now Well, you're fucking doing it in spectacular style the waffle waffles display was awesome. I know. It was pretty good. As you as you used the whole bottle of the maple syrup. Yeah, but you you had chocolate chip waffles and you folded them. Yeah, I made pizza. I made burritos. Yeah, you made burritos out of waffles. They're chocolate chips in them. I don't mind. All right, we're going to Walmart right now to get socks and underwear. So that's it. I'll fucking talk to you later. You have a you we're gonna end on a song. I always have my podcast on music Right, so what I just play a song whatever song it is hurry up

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