Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - The #1 SheMale in the Galaxy: Bailey Jay (Part 2 with Jim Norton)

Episode Date: November 10, 2011

The #1 SheMale in the Galaxy: Bailey Jay (Part 2 with Jim Norton) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jim Norton you're listening to the you know what dude podcast on glory whole radio dot com and this is part two of the Bailey J podcast today uh... Jim Norton steps in to talk about one of his hobbies which is uh... Bailey J type women uh... it's hilarious to the funniest guys I know. Jim Norton, Joe DeRosa, are on the podcast. Matt, one of the lucky guys in the world, is there. And Bailey J, one of the hottest chicks with a hog, is on the podcast. It's

hilarious. One of my favorite podcasts we've ever done. So sit back and enjoy. Bailey J podcast, part two. Oh, here he is. Jim Norton, the dog's part. Jim! Shh, the dog. Jim, you excited? I'm gonna sit on that face like. Uh huh, he's very.

He's very, he's very, he's. No, he seems cool. He's a great guy. Here he is, Jim Norton is coming in. My wife is going, he's gonna be so disappointed when he sees my wife walk out. A regular chick. Her dizziness out.

Shh, the dogs in love. My wife will not shut the dogs up either. Yeah. What's going on? Jimmy Norton. Jim Norton. Jim Norton. Come on in. Here we go.

We're live right now. You know what, dude, podcast. And Mr. Jim Norton has come in. Hey, buddy. Jim, you're going to be sharing a mic with Bailey J. Bailey J, big fan, Jim Norton, fan of. Hey buddy. Jim, you're gonna be sharing a mic with Bailey J. Bailey J, big fan Jim Norton, fan of Bailey J. I'm just going to know how to do it. This is Matt.

Matt, this is our husband, Matt. Oh, yeah. Good hurry. Look at Calbee. My dog loves fucking Jim. It's almost disgusting. Look at it. Well, makes me sick.

Look at him. Look at him. He gets so tender and gentle too. I'm talking about the dog, not Jim. Jimmy, what's on your hip? What is it? The camera. He gets so tender and gentle too. I'm talking about the dog not Jim Jimmy what's on your hip man? What is it a camera? Yeah, he cares a camera. Yeah, it's for real camera He actually does fucking investigations on the side Jimmy Jimmy Jim private eye

Jim we got a sausage soup not because Bailey's here and then we have bounties Cuz Bailey's here and up because Bailey's here. I want to like defend my asshole right now I'm about how pink it is. It's your asshole is fucking Sorry, Jim. I don't know if you're a fan you you know Bailey J. I'll for Okay, so you're gonna share a mic with Bailey does that bother you? No, no Maddie very secure with his fucking woman by the way So you guys are fans, so that's good woman. You're so woman. She did quotes when I said woman You you're I mean, let me tell you something. Do we've been talking for like an hour?

You are a fucking girl. Oh no totally, like Be Arthur has a pussy. Let's just keep that in mind. Yes, yes. You. Some say bad things about Be Arthur. No, she loves Be Arthur. I wouldn't dare. You have a beautiful white missile cock.

That's what I want to call it. I really do. It's a beautiful, have you seen it Jim? You can grab the mic. No, Bob, I haven't. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Move that mic in the middle so you guys funny. It's fucking thing that I ever did Jim I've heard you say was I was on the show one day we're talking about we're talking about her mapper nights And opi goes would you bang? Can her mapper date and you go? Oh, of course not who would one have to decide between those two delicious choices? I mean, the thing you ever said to me was we were up in Del Haing, New York, okay, up where you got, way up, further where you guys live.

Okay. Bailey lives up near Pekipsey. Yeah, like fish kill. Yeah, fish kill. So if you ever do them bananas, but yeah, let me get a little video here. Hang on, get together. There you go. Hang on.

We get Jim Norton and they- Is this video or photo? This is video. I was just saying I don't want video of us just like- Yeah, it's frozen like 2 idiots. Hi, Jim Norton is Matt. Hi there. Hi, Matt.

This Bailey's husband is fucking bored, Derosa. Derosa. Derosa was in love with Bailey all week and thought you- I didn't tell him that Matt was showing up and I broke it. very strategically broke my husband from me like a scumbag. I broke his fucking heart He thought he was going home with her. He thought he was all he was doing this before Stretching his mouth out trying to suck a banana with no teeth before he got here We're not married. I'm a sure thing Boy any dick in the room. It's on

I'm married, I'm a sure thing. So, good boy. Just any dick in the room, it's on. Hey, am I allowed to make a shout out? Yeah, go ahead. I wanna make a shout out to my friend Rob Bloom in Long Island. Oh, well, he's the one that told us to do.

Yeah, he's listening right now. He's like, he loves all you guys immensely. Well, you should just name like 19 super ethnic names. Like, I wanna shout out to Jamal. Ha, ha, ha. Well, actually, I, um, we were talking about, uh, fucking hang on, the funniest thing Jim ever said to,

I don't even know if I can say it. I'm not even gonna say it. I don't think I can say it on air. Is that bad? Yeah, I think, well, no, I think it was not that bad actually. Jim said, come on, it's just, no, but we were out in the middle of nowhere in Del High, New York, and I was like, dude, I'm hungry.

It was like, fucking three in the morning, and I was like, can we get something to eat? He just, we gotta go home. I wanna go home, and I'm like, I'm hungry. He's like, if I see something will stop other than that, you know, I just wanna get home. I want to go home And I'm like I'm hungry. He's like if I see something will stop other than that You know, we I just want to get home all of a sudden I'm like I resent you're impression I'm sorry man. You're right. You're right. I'll do it. I'll do it better I am well, you know, I was I didn't we see an adult bookstore in the middle of nowhere

Fucking literally applies the press that He's like, what are you doing, he goes, I'm just gonna go see something, he goes in to the booth, the booth, but it was a bunch of gay guys in there, right? And he comes out angry, so what the fuck, they kept knocking on the fucking door, because they wanted to suck his cock, he just wanted to jerk off some porn. We finally get to him McDonald's, after he fucking cranks one out,

I'm like, what the fuck, I go Jim, I was a little fucking weirded out, I'm like dude, I'm not gonna go, I'm not gonna go, I'm not gonna go, I'm not gonna go, I'm not gonna go, I'm not gonna go, I'm not gonna go, I'm not gonna go, I'm not gonna go, I'm not gonna go, I'm not gonna go, I'm not gonna go, I'm not gonna go, fucking door because they wanted a suckers cock. He just wanted to jerk off some porn. We finally get to him McDonald's after he fucking cranks one out. I'm like, what the fuck? I go, Jim, I was a little fucking weirded out. I'm like, dude, would you suck a, like if an old guy came up to you

and would you suck his cock for a million dollars? And he goes a million dollars, I paid a black chick to shit on my chest for 250. Yeah. Wow. I was only kidding, I didn't mean that. I mean, I'm glad we got fucking McDonald's and me jerking off in the porn booth in the same story.

I'm fucking healthy evening that was. I really was. But Bailey, Bailey, your name was Brian. Brian, yes. What do they call it when they say that? They talk about the mic. What was your up? They say what was your birth name or your boy name? Or What do they call it when they say that? I'm talking to them. I was you're up. They say what was your your birthday or your boy name or how do I see I stay away as far away from the Transsexual community because they're all fucking insane hookers

So I don't know what term they use right, you know they right tranny gaggle from hell, but um Yeah, I don't know. I just say like hey when I was a dude. My name was Brian Because I but I never went by Brian. I went by BJ, which is, I know hilarious. But like, that was just, that was my nickname growing up. So I never went from being like Dave to being a chick, you know what I mean? So it wasn't, wasn't a jump. You never, ever, you, because a lot of trainees do, um, uh, Craigslist. Well, he's training an offensive terminal.

I think technically, but once again, I'm so ostracized from all the other trannies that I don't know what's the thing. What do you, what do you say? Is this basically like if you were a black guest and Bob was saying, so listen, the most jigs do it the way you do it. It's like kind of the same thing. It probably does.

It's not the most offensive thing you could say, but hey, hey. Oh shit. Yeah, that's thebo is a black tranny right now I'm like no Regulatory fish nets across the black nobody would want to suck your car. That's true Black trin sexual is can't be the way. I mean sometimes it can be very pretty But a lot of times it's like nah, I kind of I could see for long distance away Really well cuz black guys have muscles from for like no reason I dated a black guy a lot of times it's like, nah, I could see for a long distance away from you. Really?

Well, because black guys have muscles for no reason. I dated a black guy and he had full ripped everything for no reason. He was the laziest piece of shit I was ever with. Really? And he just had abs and pecs and biceps and... You're an ex. So when they decide to be a chick, it's like... It's like blood-is.

It's like blowing O.T. not. They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels.

They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels.

They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels. They're not blood vessels. but I'm not a fan I'm not a Asian. It's not really turn me on You don't like those little fucking buds. No, but I don't like I don't like Asian girls They don't they're nice mean friends, but you like them. No, I don't I don't I don't like they're too submissive And they talk that there's not a personality there for me right? I like them

But see I look to I look like Jewie so that usually goes well for people who don't like Asians Cuz I'm like that and my skull is like goes well for people who don't like Asians. Because I'm like, my skull is like the anti-Asian, because it's just like features. Yeah, Hitler would fucking totally burn you. Oh my God, right? I'd be under his boot in five minutes. Yeah, yeah. I think he'd blow her first. Yeah, he'd burn her.

Nah, he'd suck my dick, then he'd crush my skull under his big Hitler boot. In a good way. I'm a friend of Vanity. I like Vanity. I fucked her in the ass. We're not friends, because I did fuck her in the ass. That's not very cool. I like five of them.

Work calls. You get a fix. Fix that mic somehow. Get it's Jimmy in there. I don't think we're a huddley. Right there, right there. I bend it over towards him a little. Jimmy's good.

You get a talk. These are on like studio mics. You get a really eater. You get a heated. Okay. Pretend it's Bailey's cock and that red Well I'm looking at your cock right now. Are you really I'm on your website? Okay, it's there my wife is right there. I am not exactly

How many times don't I by the way how many times have you walked by his computer and he's had to slam a shot But it clicks on something else So like he has a pounding erection and it's like a scrabble game going Your work I try to do but here's the thing I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm. I'm. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I a chick, I'm a fucking tranny and I'm fucking creeped out by fucking trannies. Really? Yeah.

I hate to sound whatever the anti-Semitic version of tranny. When you were with Vanity, okay, you were with Vanity. Right, right, I just knew Vanity. You know Vanity, Jim. She's great. She's supposed to be my date when I hosted the porn awards. Right. In 2003, it was January 04. And I said, would you go with me? She's great. She's supposed to be my date when I hosted the porn awards in 2003.

It was January of 2004. And I said, would you go with me? Because I think we'd be fun to walk down the red carpet and pretend I didn't know. And she got arrested for blowing somebody on the floor at the expo. I want a great date she would have been. I'm gonna get AIDS right now. Do you get checked out? They do.

I don't even know. She might have had a condom on it. I'm not saying get AIDS right now. Do you get checked out? Oh yeah, they do. They do testing. I don't even know. She might have had a condom on it. I'm not saying she did it wrong. Oh no, no, I don't think she's gross. I just mean it freaks me out sometimes when I hear about what these girls do. Because I'm just like, I got paid two grand to be here today.

Like, don't tell me what you do. Right. This is do this. And I don't do scenes very often. I'm incredibly well known in the Tranny porn scene, but I've probably done 10 scenes in my entire life. How do you make your money? Is it off of your website? I do. My website brings in enough money. I've never hooked. I'm not a hooker. I've never

done. I'm not the hooker. I'm a damnit. Not the hookers are bad. Me and you both are fucking with damn it. Me too. I just didn't internally. There's nothing wrong with hookers. I'm just not one. Right, right, right. I just would never do that, but there's nothing wrong with it, if that makes sense. But, sorry, Jim. I don't believe in paying for sex. Really, you don't? No, I don't go for that. Not right.

God, I was telling him the story when the, I never got to it, but we was with the middle act opener coming back in the meatpacking district. And he said, does Jim know what in real? We saw a tranny walk-a-bye. He goes, does Jim know what in really go with like trannies? Does he really pay trannies? And I look over, he's in the car next to me,

looking at trannies, it's three in the morning, it's him right, I go to Zadant, see your fucking question, and I go, Jim and I, It's like lurking. He just took off down the street, looking, I'll say that wasn't very good timing for me. It was perfect timing for me. It's like the time I cut a leaf of my mouth.

So, let me ask you a question. You are with Matt, okay? But you do these porn, but you never do them with guys. I don't, and it's not because he's even mentioned, like, you know, if you do decide to do a scene with a guy, it's good for business. It plays our electricity bill. You know what I mean? Like it's he's obviously doesn't frown upon it completely Because he knows what we have is we're good. We're some potty co but like right the

The thing is is I don't want to it feel it would feel weird. I don't like chicks. I don't like trainees But because chick you got a chick a tranny on training I think that wouldn't isn't that what I mean what's the most popular? Tranny Check a tranny on tranny. I think that wouldn't isn't that what I mean what's the most popular tranny Pornah I say tranny with a dude because everyone goes for guys who like trannies married guys who say they don't like tranny Everybody wants to see a tranny get fucked in the ass at least on some level So that's usually the most you know if you're not but here's my question if you're not into trannies How do you I mean because I've seen you bang them. How do you... Viagra. Oh, really?

Yeah. Viagra and concentration. Oh. I mean, because I'm just... I'm just talking, Mariah. Jim or... Oh, Bailey, I'm sorry. We have the same voice.

No. We have the same fucking regiment when you get to get a hard on it. Same outlook on life. Just block it all out and pop a pill. If it's a regular girl with a vagina, Viagra. I mean, yeah, chicks don't do it for me. Trannies don't do it for me, but it's a regular girl with a vagina, Viagra. I mean, yeah, chicks don't do it for me, trainees don't do it for me, but it's business. And I literally feel like I'm being paid

to pick my friend's nose, if that makes sense. Right, okay. It's so platonic. It's so, but not gross, I guess, but it's platonic. Because I would think that the reason why the guy on Tranny sex, like a guy, hookin' a porno, we just, can we do the brownies I didn't want to fucking say it on the podcast honey. I was kind of trying to do it to you

being of her brownies. Yeah, everybody's fucking dying here. We have some brownies. I would like some stew Oh, yeah, have some stew have some sausage stew Um, but I would you can have a brownie. Yeah, let's have some brownies are they the brownie brownies? Brownie brownies brownies brownies The fucking fucking flop one of those in my wife are they for brownies or they like a dietie kind of thing No, they're real because of me You fucking cock sucka cuz it's that motherfucker It's crazy. I recently made gluten free brownies. They taste like shit a lot of smell really It's not smell really nice the worst they these smell good. Yeah, help yourself guys have some brownies, they taste like shit. A lot of smell really nice. The worst. They smell good, yeah, help yourself guys, have some brownies.

But I would think that that porn, like watching a guy, you know, hook up with you, would be more popular because the guys are watching it and that's what their fantasy, like I watch, I love watching a guy get a blow job on the POV because I can pretend it's right. Right, right, right, no see that makes sense. I totally get that, but like, you know how like the hottest. Sorry, I didn't rush with the POV he means is looking up That point of view

But okay That's the only way that's when I come You know how the Thought the balls He moves one up and down You know how the hottest girl, you know, isn't gonna have to take it in the ass because she just doesn't have to because she's too fucking cute Similar like I said by comparison. I'm the best training. There is in my industry I'm sure there's better whatever but just to sound modest but

Because trainees look the way they do and I look the way I do, I'm expected to do less work. So I'm not expected to take 10 big black dicks in my ass, not that there's anything wrong with black people. And that's just the way it is. I'm cute, so I do less work. That's the world we live in. Sorry, ever.

She won performer of the year, but she... I did two videos at that point. She was fucking like, she didn't really perform that much at all. I perform of the year, but I did two videos at that point where she was fucking I She didn't really perform that much at all. I perform of the year no face I have a good face. That's all it was you have a good face. No, it's not even that it's you It's it's all around your good face good body when I ask everything about you is Female and I haven't been done to death of plastic surgery the only surgery I've had is my tits like everything else Which just that's what I only surgery. Yeah, the only surgery I've ever had is my tits. Like everything else is just what I fucking like. The only surgery.

Yeah, the only surgery I've ever had is my tits. They're fake shit. Really? But everything is. Here's fake is a gift. Settle down, Joe. Yeah, all right. Joe almost fucking.

Joe just opened his mouthly. It's just just brought this meeting hers, but I knew it. It's just bags the silicone. It's a new confusion into my life. There are pouches at best. I've never dealt with up until now talking about Yeah, I just I've that you you're just

Then those are fake. They're oh, they're hell of fake. They're two jobs in there. There's two boob jobs in here That's what 34d 32 double D. Wow. Yeah, I'm little and I have a huge track. Was that one operation? Where's it several? It was two. 27. How big is your, my what?

You mean my pussy? My pussy's huge, no. What size, what size, why are you afraid to say the word? No, it's gift. My man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man, voice. She is. I mean, when I wake up, when I wake up in the morning, I sound like Cat Von D a little bit. Do you have any, do you have any impression? Oula, Kamuostas.

She's just like, she's like from SoCal, so she's just like, I'm from SoCal. But I kind of sound like that minus the SoCal thing. Right, you don't wake up in the morning, you sound like fucking, Yeah, I don't have like five o'clock shadow and I'm like scratching my beard. I didn't get facial hair. I don't, I'm like Oscar my beard I didn't get facial hair I don't like Oscar from fucking Sesame Street look at my

face look at my arms I don't shave my arms I'm Italian and Spanish and that's what my arms like wait a minute now you go fucking yeah you're even your hips are girl is yeah can you can you can you I mean can you stand up for a time I'm not to we haven't even we haven't even looked I mean yeah take the you can take the table apart all, you can take the headwinds off. Don't rip the table apart. All right. No, you can take the headwinds off. Hang on, hang on, hang on now.

Hang on now. Wait a minute. Now, all right, now, I don't give a fuck who you are. I don't care what fucking dude you are. Look at you. I have fat eyes. Let me see, yeah, you thought you have hips. You have child-

Child-bearing hips. That's a woman's bum. You have a creepier vibe right now than that guy in fame who made Irene Cara's sucker thump. God, Coco, put your thumb in your mouth. Made her cry just fast. The only thing fake is my boobs. That's it.

What made you give fake titties for the industry? Well, actually, people fought me tooth and nail about getting boobs They were like you look like a little girl don't get tits don't get tits Don't get tits. I wanted big fucking melon. I just wanted them. So They're actually I'm wearing a padded pusher, bros. They're not quite this big. I'm a but I'm a double-deer Or a double-deer. Yeah. Yeah, I'm happy my wife's got fake titties, too. Really? Yeah, she got fake boobs I didn't know that. Yeah, oh shit. I smell like a contest.

I'm gonna call it a contest. Compare surgeons right now. You guys should push your boobs together. Yes, Matt, as soon as these two fucking knuckleheads leave, we'll do that. And in my bra's pad, I'll take my pad of bra off. They're like, oh god. I have it.

Can you sign it from me? Are you friends with Joyce Lovera? I am, I'm really good friends with Joey. He was gonna give me a way at my wedding, but then. I'm the nicest guy I'm it. Can you sign it for me, friends with Joey Svera? I am, I'm really good friends with Joey. He would think he would get me away at my wedding, but then... He's a nice guy, I'm born. I love Joey, he's been a friend of mine for years, he's actually, he's a great dude. Is he cool with this? You've been to his beautiful house.

Many times. Do you know how annoying I'm doing when I'm jerking off and I recognize the floor? Yeah, oh yeah, I've hung out there. I'm like, I'm green couch, what the fuck's going on? He has a nice guy. I met him at the hard rock one. We used to do that stupid show. He was a really sweet guy. I thought it'd be like, you know, really cool and cocky

and shady was just like, hey, what's up, man? Really regular down to it. Bailey is the first porn star I've ever met. First person in the porn industry. Oh no, I met the, I met the, we're having like Mickey Mouse ears. I met the Potter twins at the cellar, but they were Potter twins.

The Potter twins are two twins that did porn very briefly, and there's a video where one of the twins fucks the other one with a strap on. It's one of my favorite videos ever, and I saw them at the seller. One of them is Mary. Can I just say this first of all, we're at the seller. This comic shows up for whatever. He's a comic. Oh, really? Just jumping into it with the monster. I want to set you up bigger. Oh,'s a comic, he's over there. Oh really, just jumping into a picture with him.

I want to set you up bigger. Oh yeah, okay, I'm sorry. It's how fucking, yeah, sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Fucking insecure cocksucker. Fuck you. I, we're sitting there. We're just, there's two blondes coming with this comic

and their friend and we're just hanging out. And we're no big deal. These are hot older fucking milfy bitches. Joe gets this eye, his eyes open up. He just starts staring at them, and then he's like, oh, I know. You know who the fuck they were. I saw Neil Brennan first, right?

Right. And I go, I go Neil, are they the fucking, is that the Potter twins at the table? And he goes, no, one of them's married to so-and-so. I don't think so. And I go, you recognize them? I recognize them. That's so cool.

Because I went to a phase where all I was doing was looking for twins, and I found them. It's so cool. I went to a phase where all I was doing was was looking for twins and I found them It's hard to find twins that will actually kind of get down So I found them and I was big fan and I sat at the table with them and everybody left the table And I was just sitting there with them and I finally it was quiet And you know you had or you jerked off to them at this point many times at home many many times and I said to them I go are you guys? I'm sorry. I'm Joe. How you doing? And I go do you um? Is it an awkward meeting people you jerked off to by the way? Well, this is the this is it was I've never met anybody

I haven't You take that out you handed out because you know I'll tell you why I'm doing that cuz I'm eating sausage and I don't want to Sit my face and belly. No, but I got to stop. He's really having sausage. Yeah, it's soup my wife really I don't think people to think that. Yeah, it's not a problem. No, not at all. So it was quiet for me and I go, hi, I'm Joe. How you doing? And they go, hi, Joe.

And I say, I don't mean to be forward, but you guys look really familiar. Do you work in the business? And they go, no. I'm going to go, you sure? You're not like never acted or anything like that. And they go, no, never. And I go, I'm sorry. You look for me. I thought I might, you sure? You're not like never acted or anything like that? And they go, no, never. And I go, I'm sorry, you look from,

I thought I might know you from something. And they go, no, no, not us. And then it was quiet for like literally a minute. And then one of them goes, okay, look, a long time ago we did some acting, but that's behind us now. And I go, some acting, you can call it. I go, you're the Potter twins, right?

And they go, yeah, I go, ah, fuck. right? But they were very very very stern about like we Don't recognize that part of our lives And I went home and they're bills they need to calm down exactly. I went home and watch these two fucking whores Stick shit in each other's assholes their sisters so not each other so that I got angry I got angry He's better if you know each other your entire life. I'm just gonna put it out. I mean look him Let's not get carried away. Here's what this was about. Yes, they didn't care about being recognized Joe gave him the creeps Right, I'm like do we need him be and pretend we're anybody else Because he probably said the same thing the fucking the fucking Conan brothers when they came in yeah barberry guys

They were in DC cab You said it to you when he met you aren't you Jim no, they were in DC cab. So he said, he said, it's a you when he met you, aren't you Jim? No, I'm not. Nobody wants to fucking no Joe. All right, well, they got to necessarily mean. They let you. They let you.

Um, yeah, well, either way, they were the first, but I mean, I wouldn't even call them porn stars. They did a few videos. Nobody really knows who they are. Well, you know, who did a few videos too? What's, what's the, the one that was on the show? There was the Britney. No, the famous Britney and Whitney.

What's your name? There was all that. Oh, Steven's. Oh, no. She was Susan Boyle. Now you, how far? She was, she was the one that was young, the Didity Legal. What's her name?

I figured it was her. Tracey Lawrence. Tracey Lawrence. Tracey Lawrence was on ONA. I only got's her. Oh, sorry. Tracey Lorge. Tracey Lorge was on Owen A. I only got to be loved her. She only did a couple of points. She didn't do it. Like, I always thought she was in porn her whole life.

She did like 10, that was her. It was because she was a baby and that's what I said. She's cute and people heard her speak outside of porn. So that makes it easier. Wasn't she on the show? She still small. I thought she was on the show. She was on Owen A.

She's on Owen A. We have the same agent actually. Really? You have an agent? Well, yeah, like a porn agent. No, no, no, like a regular agent. What do you mean, what kind of agent? What do they do? I would do acting gigs and I was close to LA.

I would do acting. She needs a better New York agent though. I don't know. You need a good New York agent? Yeah. I do need a good New York agent. What do you want to do? What do you want to do?

Do you want to be in movies? I want to have her own cooking show in the logo channel. That is not true. That's what you want. That's what I want. Do you want to have a cooking show? I cook like crazy. But the thing is I true. That's what you want. That's what I want. You want to have a cooking show? I cook like crazy. But the thing is I fucking, okay, I don't.

You cook with an apron on, just an apron? I don't, I should. That's huge in Japan. Yeah, is it really? Yeah, there's an apron fetish for just wearing aprons. No, I just made that up and I kind of like it. I think I'm half Japanese. Half Jap.

I am, we apporned school. I like porn. I definitely don't sneeze at it. It pays my bills, but at the same time, the idea not to get all like Sasha Gray on everybody, but the idea of doing something that requires a little bit more brain power is definitely tempting. Hang on one second.

Can you put that out until Jimbo's done eating? I can do it. I'm watching the smoke over the brownie. Just put it over there. It's not bothering my friend. Who I think you're proud of yourself? Look at his trying to eat. He's shoveling. You can do it. I'm watching the smoke over the brownie. Just put it over there. It's not bothering my friend. Who I think you're gonna eat? Look, guys, trying to shovel them into my fat face. That's the worst thing I've ever done.

It in Norton's mouth is secondhand smoke. You know what? Two Shay. Two Shay. I, well, I mean, I don't know how to eat it. It's a real burnout. Sorry, there's a real burnout in porn. Like a lot of the girls, like very few make

Bella Donna money or Jenna money. It's like, you know, so many of them are just fucking, they make me want to make freaking 750 or 1,500 a shoot and it's a burnout really young. Well, I mean, it was bad, it was bad. I remember watching the documentary as HB own stuff about it. It was bad before it was fucking free everywhere. I can't imagine now.

It's not great. I seriously, I'm telling you, if I had a pussy, I wouldn't make a dime. I'm, to be the best looking girl is impossible. It's pussy in a haystack. But like, I'm the best looking tranny. It's a smaller demographic. All I have to do is not look like Vin Diesel, you know what I mean?

Are you the best looking tranny out there, or is it something that you do? I don't wanna say that, that made me sound like a shithead. But I mean, is it something you're in, I don't have a big Puerto Rican horse face in a string bikini, so I'm definitely, I'm working with what I have. Who's comparable to you?

Who's up there, Jim? Oh, you wouldn't. Let me take a guess. I'm gonna just pull, so Mia Isabella's very pretty. She's very, she's just a random guess me. Ah, you know, you know, Domino Presley. I do not know Domino, president I would I'm not that in fall. I've seen no vanity. Um, but isn't vanity vanity is kind of like Before you was the queen right? He's like 43. Yeah, she's been doing it for a minute. I mean, I'm oh my god

She's gonna kill me. I have no idea how old she is. I'm gonna assume she's about 40 Serena no Hawaiian used to be, she's Hawaiian. Domino. She was in, or maybe she's Asian. She was in, hangover too. Oh, oh, oh, I don't know her name, but I know who you're talking about. But I mean, these girls aren't making much money.

They're mostly escorts, and that's how they make their money. But like, it's weird. But here's the thing, is like, I'm looking at Domino Presley, okay? She's cute, right? She's cute, but her, like, this is the thing thing that would make, like I'm like, oh God, is that her ball sack looks like my uncles. No. It's like, you know what I mean?

It's just brown and it's like, I do have the girliest sack in the entire one. You have like a girl sack. You know, like if I, if a chick was supposed to have nuts. The most feminine, dick and ball set possible, right? Yeah, like, it's, I mean, she's pretty apps to fucking Lulee, but it's not. I understand, she's gorgeous. I work with her, she's my favorite to work with.

I fuck the shit out of her, she's great. Really, do they fuck you? No, I don't get fucked, I mean, cause the only person ever fuck me in the ass is actually him. You are the only person to ever fuck her in the ass. Yeah, real. And I'm a bottom in my everyday life. I love getting fucked in the ass.

Yeah, I didn't believe her for a while, but she's never tripped it up. I think she's telling you. No, I'm like, I bought an end of mom, like I'm on board with the fucking of the butt. What do you mean, imagine that could get very, there could be a, that's a bad scene waiting to happen if you're not prepared.

What's that? If you can fuck, oh my gosh. I go for years ago, try to fuck you the strap on. Yeah, I was all for it, but I just couldn't take it. I had a girl wanna do that to me too, and I was like, she was like, we'll get one. I'm like, I'm not buying it. I'm not for it, but I just couldn't take it. I had a girl want to do that to me too, and I was like, she was like, we'll get one. I'm like, I'm not buying it.

I'm not going to buy it. You want to try it? No, not her. Did it hurt? Did it hurt? Yeah, of course. Why do you think I said stop? It wasn't the social implications.

It was weird, it just feels weird. I felt it would hurt Kane's chances. All right. You like shit in your ass? I felt it with her cane's chances. I... I'm not... Jeez. Alright. You like shit in your ass. I like a finger. Like shit?

No, he like... I like a finger. I'm eating a brownie. I like a finger, but ever... Anytime he gets into deep, I start to feel like I'm going to shit or something. A finger doesn't count. But no, if you... Okay, get plastered, right?

Yep. Just get... I don't drink, though. Getting drunk so helps. I don't drink. I've been recovering, so. Yep, I don't drink though. If, getting drunk so helps. But, I don't drink, I've been recovering so. Oh, you were, then don't do that. Yeah, okay, yeah. Then definitely don't do that.

Okay, so now how do I do it? Heroine, I guess, just, I don't do, I come off drugs and alcohol. Meditation? I've never done heroin, so I was just like, so meditate, meditate, okay, I'm with meditation. I meditate, and then I take one. I meditate, find your center.

Yes, and then let somebody else find your center. And someone sticks something in my ass. Honey, get on that. It's actually, I thought I was gonna hate it because I tried to the finger and I'm like, oh, it's kind of feels like I have to poop. I'm not into this. And then Matt, one time I was wasted

and he spit on his dick and it happened. So Cinderella's story for me. You make that up or is that off the hallmark card? So I saw it sewn into a pillow one time actually. So I, yeah, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, blessing, because whoever's involved gets to, you know, which is mad, obviously, it's remarried. Gets to blow into me with a clear conscience of not imagining a tiny bald human. Yeah, I don't want kids. He just gets to fucking dump in me,

and it's like, Oh, you're dumping the butt? Yeah, the hell? He dumps the butt. Is that okay to do? I don't know, I do it. I have to do it. I have to do it.

I have to do it. I have to do it. I have to do it. I have to do it. I have to do it. Okay, here's the thing though. Okay, you're not supposed to come. Come doesn't supposed to go in your bum bum. Okay, I'm gonna say it for the kids out there. Come isn't supposed to go in your bum bum. So when there's come season, your bum bum, and it stays in there.

What's it gonna do in pregnant your state? It's gonna stay in there. You rip it out. You'll push it out like a... I don't know, homo. You'll push it out. I'm guessing that you put it in there you got to get out. Like a classy lady.

You have to get it out right away. You should, I think. Do you get it out? How do you get it out? You stand out. It's not his responsibility. I get it out. So what do you do?

You give a turkey-based or? We don't filter anything. He's gone for that process. I shitted out on my own time. Oh my gah. That's how you keep a marriage going. You shit out his coming. You push out the comma no one's looking

You must have guy logs too. You don't have girl. No, I don't even I actually don't shit all my food is burned up and used towards feminism so Yeah, I've never shit in my life weird weird Did you ever shit and leave it like just didn't flush like I like? Oh, no, you're like honey I've never had that I never seen anybody shit. No girls You never saw I'm the same as a girlfriend girlfriend. Don't shit. I don't shit So you do enemies to keep your ass clean when you take it when you take it in the butt But that's for me You know when a guy is in the moment if he pulls out his dick and it's brown

He doesn't give a fuck. He's gonna keep going because guys are gross. I do Pull out in this fucking dicky bean skin on the top of my dick I'm throwing up when your ass that is happening It's disgusting my butt my butt is like a slip-in slide the way I look at it is this fucking Nickyney Bean skin on the top of my deck. I'm throwing up on your asshole. That is happening. And it's disgusting. My butt is like a slip in slide. The way I look at it is it's used for shitting on my own time. But when it's under somebody else's, it's under different law when it's with a person.

Yeah, it has manners. Exactly. You're fucking. Yeah. There's a method. It's for fucking and it's for shitting, but not at the same time. So, you're talking about fucking, you yeah, and no one's just eating sausage I go as manners and Jim just goes

I have to piss something awful so I'm gonna I hope after I pee in him and then I just leave the toilet seat up and I have a bidet downstairs and there's a him and her button So you're gonna be I'll have to I'll be sitting there contemplating that for a very long time Which one you gonna have to hit to him. There's no shim option you fucking big it It's gonna hit your balls if you hit the her Hey, go Jim have a brownie kill the. A really a really weird one is you know obviously some women or some trainees get pussy's right. Yeah. Boo. Boo is right. Right. Um, I'm not getting one because that's weird. Right. And I'd rather have a dick that's actually a dick

by textbook standards as opposed to a vagina that's of a genna if somebody's polite. So I um, standards as opposed to a vagina that's of a genna if somebody's polite. So I The way I look at it is I Where was it going with that I'm totally blanking? Oh That I lost it never mind. I'm notia. I swear to god. Okay, here's the thing Who's you saying you say some women some tranny's or transact females want to get a pussy right? All right, and you will like fuck that. I totally don't want one. You don't want a pussy I'm really not to sound like a dork I'm attached to my dick. I like my neck. Here you go, Bailey. Ready? Ready? You're fucking you're 62

God, I thought about this. Oh God my nightmares are coming true I'm gonna be in a beautiful comic after exploring this dark element of my life. This is your hair Continue. This is your hair, right? This is your beautiful head. This extensions. I'm a porn star My personality's fake my eyelashes are fake my hair. Continue. This is your hair, right? This is your beautiful hair. This is extensions. I'm a porn star. My personality's fake. My eyelashes are fake. My hair is fake. Okay. It's all fucking contrived.

But no, but your hair is, you know, you have hair. It belonged to an Indian woman and now it belongs to me. Yes. She gave it up for religious purgitude and now it is mine. Yes. Wait, I'm saying it's happened. You have hair. Yeah. Your hair. I own hair.

Yes. What does your hair look like? Is it short? I have cute hair. I was platinum blonde a while ago, so it was a little damaged. Right. So now it's like a black Victoria Beckham Bob. Right.

And it's cute. I don't always wear extensions, but I wear extensions tonight to bring out my A game. Right, right. You have to. Yeah, I get extensions put in for when I'm working and when I'm doing interviews and stuff like that. Yes. Yes, he's still smitten, don't you?

Of course I am. How could you do that? I took the bra off my boob shrunk like. Yeah, your boob did go down a little bit. I like them. They get a little droop to them. Like real boob. No, no, they really are.

The gym, poor gym is fucking gonna shoot it. He's gonna swallow his own load right now. How could you say that? Who's that? Look at Jim poor Jim is fucking gonna shoot it. He's gonna swallow his own load right now But I have like female nipples too, that's the thing I got like chick nipples and I'm like little dude nipples on these fake There's other words in a creepy intense stare there. You're on the pulse move. Yeah. If you get a penis, it's going to suck. She's got a penis. I mean, if you get a pussy, if you get a pussy, it's going to suck. Well, I know, and I've seen them, and the girls I know that have them are trying so hard

to convince me that it was a good idea. And I'm just like, dude, if you think it was a good, a good, a good, a good, a good dude. Like, dude, check. No, it's, it's, it's, it's because a regular pussy's got a stench to it. I mean, I can't imagine. I just, I don't worship vagina enough. I can't imagine a filet cock. They should, what if, what if she was like, I want to get a vagina? Would I just want to be a full-fledged woman? Would you be cool with that?

Or would you miss the penis? No, I'd be okay. She really wanted to do it. The only thing is I would turn into a psycho because I wouldn't have testicles to keep me grounded and be an actual human. I'd be like a crazy feminine freak who would scream at you and be 30 pounds overweight. I love you just the way you are. Oh, good answer. Is Danielle Fox happy? Oh, oh my god, I know her.

No. Oh, shut up. You can't see that. I like that my wife is taking care of everybody else here, except me. I've been dying of thirst. It's just. Danielle Fox is very sweet.

And when I first met her, I thought she was the nicest person I met in Las Vegas Having a pussy makes you fucking crazy. I'm not saying she's crazy. I'm just saying piece of together She's crazy. What what is the thanks, baby? What is the Have you had not you stupid? What have you ever been with the transsexual gym? No, I just know a lot of them a lot of them are friends You know again, I was gonna bring one as a date. And they're all just my friends. Like, just pals? Just surrounded by trainees for no reason.

Yeah, we just, you know, we just become friendly. I mean, I need- They have wonderful taste of music in his defense, so. Yeah. Right, I mean, Bailey is fucking, as far as, what do you, what do you call traps? Traps, trainees. Try to blow the microphone.

I always do in those push-made, isn't it? Traps, traps, they call them traps. That's what the? Traps, trainees. Try to blow the microphone. I always do those, which means I know. Traps, traps, they call them, right? That's what the kids call them, traps. But the kids all, that's what the kids call them now. The new generation. Yeah, the traps, man, the traps. Yeah, because it's cold to like trannies. It's as far as, I mean, you, I wouldn't,

if you had her on ONA, right, I wouldn't be able to fucking tell, I would not be able, I would be like, this chick is just a smoking hot girl. You're gonna have a run in a guest hotel. No, no, no. She doesn't have facial hair. She has no body hair, dude. I know, I never got facial hair.

See, you're probably the most passable girl I've ever seen. Girl or a train. But you know what I'm saying. Most passable, but like, I'm fucking floored at the revelation that you did not have any work done beside your chest. Well, look at my nose. It's so obvious.

My nose is crooked and big. I picked this nose, I'm a moron. I got ripped off. Don't you talk about your nose like that. It's just fine. I love having the nose. My point is, if I paid somebody to give me this nose, I'm a fucking moron.

No, I'm shocked. I thought for sure you probably had hip work done. Most people think that. Hip-sheet work done. It's hard because these trainees fucking lie. That's both. They'll rob you and they'll lie. Because trainees are liars and they'll say they've had,

they didn't have this done or they didn't have that done. Yes. They all had it done. I didn't, my tits are fake as fuck, but everything else is. I can't believe you never took hormones either. Well, the thing is, I got on hormones the last few months as I got older, just because I got paranoid about turning into like George Costanza.

I didn't want to wake up on morning and be like, Jason Alexander, that was my fear. So I got on hormones, all they did was make me fat. They literally put 20 pounds to me, and that was it. Really? Yeah. Really? You think most trannies are liars? They're all liars and they're thieves.

So you know. Like gypsies? They're very similar to gypsies. Don't leave your shit around if you're paying for a training. Like, Bore, I've said the juice. The juice. Just. Well, you know how many of them put two Fs in their head and it's like, come on.

What's F mean? Fully functional. Oh shit. Oh, that's smart. So you'll find your tranny friends on through ads. Yeah, just I'm looking for people to talk Right, right. Just for kind of you want to watch for you want to watch a nice movie with that makes sense you watch movies with Yeah, why not?

What movie would you watch for the train the whole fucking thing? What are we doing on board? Come on, how do you up and come? Come on, hurry up and come. Come on, you go 15 minutes left. Always Latino, they're always Latino. Well, I think Latinos are the, some of the sexiest, she boys or whatever the fuck you, they cause they're...

In pictures, you don't realize that they're six feet tall. They have a fucking like, stalk fall in their neck. They've been fucking five gallon paint jars. What the fuck? What the fuck? No, seriously. Spanish Trennys always have at least one awful man tattoo.

There's always one tattoo that just is like angel in a heart. There's always one awful one in their fucking house. They're ex-wife name and like their kid on their back. Yeah, that's what happens. You a tea drop dad to the cover of it with makeup yo, I had to kill somebody is What about Mexican? I mean we have Puerto Rican and Dominicans on the east coast over in LA they have right So man Mexican tranny must be just Foxy she's a Mexican tranny. She's Mexican. She's so good. Who's Foxy?

Foxy Wonder. Oh, yeah, Foxy. I was thinking, banded in these Mexican. Foxy FOXXY, I think. Foxy, that's just a name. I fucked her in the ass a few times. But then again, she's another one. She's gorgeous.

Her butts fake, her thighs are fake. She's gorgeous. She's so beautiful, but she got pumped and all that stuff. And they all... She's black, or is Mexican? She's Mexican. Her bundles black. She's like, five, two, if that. The thing with Vanny that makes her interesting is her bundles black. She's like five two if that the thing with vanity that makes her

Interesting is her personality. Yeah, she's she's very pretty with her person It's her all personality because I watch her work the convention floor And there's nobody that didn't stop to talk to her. Yeah, but she won't throw the guy under the bus But there was there was an ex heavyweight champion that actually made her already talked to her He was only throwing on the other side people, I already tossed him right into the fucking... Oh, yeah, I was homo bus. I threw my red into the gay bus. Well, I was only saying it was an Xbox,

I'm not gonna say his name. Oh, I have video of it. That's smart. He's scary. He ruined his face. What's gonna stop him from ruining everybody else's face? He's horrifying. Well, what is my type? I'm scared of Mike Tyson. What is Vanity's personality? I only know him from ruining everybody else's face like he's horrifying. Well, what is my scared of my

Tyson? What is Vanity's personality like I only know from a scene? She's positive and she's cute She's funny and she's like that in person. I met her and she's she's just positive and nice She had her license on the table and I guess she caught me looking I wasn't like looking at it to be shitty How no no no no no no no no no I didn't see it. For how, right? I guess she just, it was on the table. So she saw me glance at it and we were doing paperwork after porn because I hate to break a deal. That's what we do after we do a scene

and we do paperwork. And like a couple of fucking Jews. But so we, I guess she caught me glance at it. And she goes, don't look at that. Then I'm thinking like, oh, God, she thought I was gonna look at her age or something. Right. What was it? I didn't look. She's scared of the shit out of me. I didn't want to make her feel like an asshole. And I'm thinking like, oh, God, she thought I was gonna look at her age or something. Right. What was it? I didn't look.

She's scared of the shit out of me. I didn't want to make her feel like an asshole. I wasn't gonna be like, you were born in 1970. It's probably her name or something. Her last name is Bucy. She's fucking, her father's Gary. Oh, my God. I just didn't even get him.

I didn't want to, she's so fucking sweet. I don't want to ever make her upset. She's so nice. Vanity Bucy. She talked to everybody he wanted to talk to her. She had a crowd around her the whole time. She was on the floor. She has that really outgoing.

You can't not, she's just nice. Right, right. She was telling me that Jean Simmons hit on her. I don't know if that was true or not. Or she was just bullshitting. Well, again, I believe that. I believe that. Jean Simmons is fucking with the hair helmet.

He's got a nose. Yeah, but I think, you know, I mean, even with her, I mean, like we were talking the way they met, he met her in a hotel, okay? He was with this girl, and he met her in a hotel. Imagine meeting her in a hotel. You wouldn't fucking know, even if you didn't like, even if you didn't like, uh, Peepy, right?

I've never had someone be like, oh no, you have a penis, never mind. Like, that's never happened. No one's ever said fuck, I can't, I'm not doing this. Yeah, when their friends were in the room and the second they left, they were like, ready to slub her on my balls. Like, it's, I don't even mean that, I don't even mean that as like a, this is how I'm feminine, because straight guys want to fuck me. I just mean like, that's the sad reality of the heterosexual man they're disgusting.

So, so you, you've never had a guy, you just say say look, I don't, I don't, you're cool. I liked you, I thought you were hot, but now that I know you have a cock, I can't. Set it in minted. Set it in said, yeah, I can't do it. No. Really? I bet guys say it and then their friend leaves

and then they're like, hey, by the way, I was just doing that in front of my friend because I don't want him to think I'm a homo, but really, I want to go balls deep with you. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you get angry at them? Do you make them suck it really heavy. I don't know that I tell them with that.

I usually don't let them suck it, because usually the thing that pisses me off is when guys are like, you know, I'm straight, but I'm willing to do you a favor and fuck you. I'm like, dude, see this face? Like, I'm the same as every other girl with this face. Like, I don't want to fuck you. Like, I'm not trying to fuck you at all. Sorry, Joe.

Sorry, Jim. Sorry, and B. No, only because I'm't want to fuck you. I'm not trying to fuck you at all. Sorry Joe. Sorry Jim. Sorry me. No, only because I'm older. We're all three years ago would have been on anybody. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, we're out. I blew a guy named Cool Sweater Guy. That's what I called him. I was happy just to be known as Cool Sweater Guy. It's a great nickname. Fuck cool sweater guys on his way. Let's get out of here. Yeah, because I blew him and was wearing a copy. Can you get my sweater that my mom gave me for Christmas, please? Can you get that for me? I'm gonna throw it on. You want to talk

about cool sweater guy? Wait till you see this fucking gem. My mom gave me five years ago. She gives me sweaters every year. She goes to marshals like the week before Christmas. Oh, it's like the prancing deer straight across the aisle. Oh, this fucking thing. That's bad. My mother used to get me van Hughes and sweaters. They're terrible. What is a van?

What is that? I think they're cute. I like those. It's because you're very nice. They're terrible sweaters. What is a van? It's because I'm white. Like I'm just on the white person.

So I'm like, hey, sweater nice. I'd rather be wearing a fucking orange jumpsuit in an Arab video. They're fucking terrible. What's a hues and stinks? What is a van? What is it? It's an awful sweater. It's not a good sweater.

I can't stop eating chocolate. He's a... I have to pee. I get to pee really bad. Oh, please. I pee sitting down. I pee straight up sitting down. Oh, wait, do you see the toilet?

It's like an electric electronical. It's really strange. Is there any... Oh, here's my sweater. Oh, wow. Yeah, it's a... Get the fuck out of here. of your my boy. This is this is what that's nice. This is my that is not nice I get gender roles mixed up. It's actually are you joking? Looks like netting for like the military fucking wear it

Look how big a thing you should perform in that Fucking wear it Look how big a thing you should perform in that month You should do your next show in that sweater But a long time ago I was like oh my god. Oh my god. Thank you. I'm a fan of him Thank you so much. Hold on hold on. It's not working. You think so. Oh, you kind of look like what you pull out of a lint trap It's cute. You're like a dust bunny This is a cool sweater boy would wear no It was more like one of those zigzaggy like weird Cosby sweaters. It was ironic. He had glasses

That is the worst fucking thing I've ever seen in my life It did maul's get to it what happened to it It's precious you need a sitcom right now your mom gave you that like instant sitcom right there You imagine I didn't wear it she got pissed just like why are you wearing this fucking Wampa and that thing give me the fuck no Anybody in power strikes back a little monchi It looks very flammable. Wow, a monchi chi right wow. I haven't heard that reference in Exactly like monchi chi. He's like a little importarican and has a little buzz cut. It's really here.

Oh my god. That thing is horrific. It's hot as fuck too. I'm gonna go pee. There's whole holes in it. Please, can you please, pee standing up and videotape it? Why?

Have we done that? I'm gonna put the site. Why don't you do that? I don't know we'd be standing up in the shower for the site. Oh yeah, I peed in my underwear on the site. Oh you should pee. This is the godo urinal and you have to pee videotape. I'd recommend that. Yeah, you have to do that.

You know, visa has a rule because visa is the people that do our credit card stuff with the website. Right. I'm allowed to pee, but I just can't pee on anybody else somewhere. That's in visa's paperwork. Really? I can't pee on. Yeah, I can't pee on it. Really? Yeah. I'm gonna go pee. All right, go pee. Yeah, they have very strict rules with point, but with all loud no scat They're really weird with the credit card companies really well. No, I mean, I mean it's fucking it silly Yeah, well it's silly, but I mean, you know, I get it

Know I know what scat is what is scat shit point. Oh, I like the norin not jazz thing Yeah, he's a guy in the shining Right now she's this she's downstairs peeing in my my my bidet Bailey Jay nothing wrong with that. That's great. That's great. It is a bidet He was it? It's a bidet. It's all those buttons on it. All the buttons Yeah, I told her she gave it. There's a him and a her. She has to use the him. I couldn't find the she water on her sack I thought it was like an auto flush for a second. I had to find the flush button I know where it was no the flushes in the back. I found it. Yeah, I didn't leave a doose for you know It's all right. Dude. Don't worry about you can fucking drop a doose in my toilet anytime they a mat I'm fucking

Fascinated with your fucking blessed life you son of a bitch. Did you did you drop a dude? No, no, I just pick a piss Oh a beer piss now. Let me ask you question now. She does she she point you in the butt We've tried it a few times. You don't like it. It's no. I mean, I want it I want to but it's hard to do as you get a wide iPhone It's pretty painful right I couldn't take a teeny strap on for my ex though like it was literally It was like, you know, five inches long and like I'm making a, you know, I don't know how wide around it is,

but it's not that big. And maybe like a quarter, maybe a smaller, and I couldn't take it, I just could not take it. Her really. Yeah, yeah, finger in a tongue are great. I mean, it feels good, so I would think maybe a dick would feel great, but I can't get there yet. Well, I think the around the asshole area is so sensitive

and it never gets touched that when somebody touches it, it's like holy shit. It's almost like an armpit. It tickles, but really it doesn't tickles. It feels good. It's possible to relax to the point. You know what I mean? You've got to relax.

That's where the alcohol comes in. Oh man. Yeah. Well, I didn't mean to think to do. Yeah, I mean, you never took it. We were talking about him taking and having anal sex. And he, you've tried it a couple times and he said, it doesn't work, it doesn't really.

So what happened when I was gone? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, we had a few to leave. We tried to fuck Matt, the asshole. He didn't like it. How do I say sorry? He didn't like it.

Did that toilet come with you, apartment? No. I feel like I just peed on R2D2. That was insane. Yeah, I think it was the same thing. We redid the bathroom. The bathroom, I have the five shower heads in there. That's our hands.

Yeah. Those are hidden you from all the angles. Yeah, and you can sit down and you can fucking take the shower massage off, put one leg up and tickle your nuts. That's great. So you have a removable shower head and everything. You just never need to wipe. Like it's just like on.

Yeah, I want to bidet really bad. I got the TV. You can get one of those. It's actually 500 bucks. Take your toilet seat off, pop that on, that's it. And just plug it in the back, it takes two seconds, yeah. It's actually pretty, but I love it. You get addicted to getting fucking warm water shot in your ass, although I learned to

open my asshole like a fucking dolphin hole. I can open it and close it, and you can hear like a different noise. It's like, you know that water mining when they just shut it down. I can like open it and close it and you can hear like the different noise It's like getting it's like it's like you know that water mining when they just shoot They hose the side of the fucking the fucking dirt and it just shoots all the shit off. Yeah, that's that's that's what happens You you don't use it today do you I do? I don't I don't use it as much as you do you know get it you don't sit there for 20 minutes going up and down Fucking your ass with a beam of water. And I usually, if I go,

if I take a shower, you don't start to feel it. Real often after. Don't jam, I'm sorry, Bob. Jim. You're gonna watch. You take a shower after you take a poo? It's my schedule. It's usually in the morning and then I go and I take a shower.

And then... Really, I thought I shit my pants on Staysie the night. I was I was on stage literally 20 minutes in I bent over for something and I felt shit pop out of my Ask I had to tie I had fucking were you on stage in on stage 20 minutes in I had fucking 40 minutes left of the set and a poop feeling no I sat I tied my fucking I tied my hoodie around my waist because I thought shit was gonna show on the back of my pants. What the fuck are you eating? And then it didn't shit.

I was I get reamed for a living and I don't have shit problems. Well here's your young. You're young. I have a unit Sonic. 41 wait till your ass hole's fucking loose. Oh god. Wait can't control your asshole You don't pick me up 41 you don't sleep bitch bitch

I have fingers like a sharper in this asshole Isn't the best broadcast I've ever done in my life. I Yeah I've ever done in my life. I, uh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I my waist because I thought shit was gonna, you know, when you shit your pants and I've done it before, you know, shit, you can, people could tell you shit. They're gonna smell it and then they're gonna see the back of your pants. So I tied my hoodie around my waist

and stood up against the wall. It actually, like, and I just stood there and delivered my act and it made me a better comic. Do you know what I'm saying? Like I actually... I tip to those who are listening right now. I hit your pan. I actually, I knew... I hate Angel Feet.

I had to do jokes. I had to do the jokes for the jokes. I couldn't fucking do any bells and whistles. I just had to stand and deliver. And really, and it was like, I'm a better comic now. Because I had all my shit in my mind. It's time to sell the duoracco. So in that moment as a comic,

do you think maybe I'm gonna tell everybody right now that I almost shit my pants? I tweeted pants. It's time to sell the direct up. So in that moment as a comic, do you think maybe I'm going to tell everybody right now that I almost hit my pants? I tweeted it. I tweeted it right when I was on stage, though, did you think about saying it? Not this time. I've farted on stage.

I've almost shit my pants. I would, I'm not this time, because the crowd wasn't the right crowd to do it in front of. Like it wasn't enough. I wasn't connected. Maybe they were paying customers to one of the things that they'd show up. Didn't want to see somebody shet themselves

in a cancer patient. Dude, what about you? You fucking almost shet your pants. When I, you left the stage, I had to go on stage. I wasn't shitting. I was vomiting. Oh, sorry. Bobbi was hosting the comedy seller,

and that was when Manny at the seller had gotten. Remember the chocolate balls they used to have at Meneta? They deserved these really chocolate balls, right? Eating a bunch of them, I literally just ate dessert too quickly and I'm on stage and I'm like, somebody grabbed Bobby, I'm gonna throw up. So I just walked into the bathroom and I threw up and I went and finished my set, I'm thinking about going.

Yeah, you got back on stage. I know, they're shit. They are shit, you pants. Way less gross. Yeah, exactly, at least there's something sexy but my story. It's got the balls in my mouth. Yeah. at least there's something sexy but my story. I forgot the balls of my mouth. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not apartment next to my sick plant. Oh, you have a, you have a plant in your apartment? What do you think that big green thing is in the fucking corner? I didn't, oh yeah, okay, I remember. I've only been to you place like five times, dude. I've been to you place that as many times. He lives in a fucking really fancy high-rise.

Ooh, yeah. Yeah, he's a good friend. He's a gentleman's apartment. He really is dwelling. It really makes me sick, because every time I have visit you, the guys at the door, the dormant, and the front, apartment. Yeah, he really is dwelling. It really makes me sick. Cause every time I have visited you, the guys at the door, the dormant and the front, can I help you? It's like, motherfucker, I'm going to visit somebody,

see somebody at the desk. It's like they know that I'm just a piece of shit. Even when I lived, we lived in the same, we had a dormant building over here, we lived in. I would go in the first month I lived in, I would come in with like, Delhi bag, like from the Delhi and they'd always, what apartment are you going to?

It's like, mine, motherfucker, I live here. Fuck it, ask. You like me, you get this complex where people think you can't afford something. I actually bought a display thing that I have in my fucking apartment years ago. I was gonna put like, you know, sign stuff in, but it was way too much money.

And I would happen to be with the girl as day at the time, and the guy told me how much it was. And instead of just going, well I don't want to spend that much I just didn't want to look like white trash. I want to buy you like a fucking idiot Five grand oh, I do believe I should be shot Dude, I bought a I bought a fucking I bought a hat like that. I bought a hundred and something dollar hat $5,000 hat now in San Francisco $4,999

$5,000 hat no in San Francisco. $4,999. I was in San Fran and we went into this men's store and they had hats and ties and all these fancy like an old school men's store when men used to wear hat you know. And Mahogany would everyone I walked up and this guy was like saw me. He's like fuck you You're not buying anything and I walked up and I put my coffee in the he could you don't put your coffee there, sir And I went to grab it and I spilt it and he was like fuck So then he like he treated me like I wasn't gonna buy so I was like what about this hat? He goes that's 150 whatever it was. I was like I want it given to me

But I really didn't want to buy it and I really He was like oh fuck me. given to me. But I really didn't want to buy it and I really, it was like, I fucked me, I bought a hundred. Why would I- You don't wear a for-door for the next month? I got pressured into buying a fucking expensive hat because I'm a white trash piece of shit. Yeah. Spilt coffee.

I showed him, but the cheapest thing in the store. Oh. Fuck it, it's all the same. Girls are the same way, though. Like, girls were like that with me. They see me walking with you. How would you know? No, I'm kidding. I assume.

But I know they're awful. Like, they'll look at me. Like, they're expecting me to spend a lot of money. Right. Because I have fake tits and I walk in there and they think it's like my father's money. Right. And I'm just like, dude, I'm a tranny.

My dad doesn't talk to me, okay? Like, I just tell people you're a tranny. Right? Like, public. You dad, that's not true? No, no, no, I mean, not because I'm a're a training. Right? Like, public. You're dead. You're dead, that's not true? No, no, no, I mean, not because I'm a training, but no, no, no, you keep.

She's like, no, I'm just an asshole. I'm a Democrat. He genuinely hated me as a person, so. Really? No, no, no, no. He ditched and I was like three years old, and then he was like, oh, okay. My actually, my boy name, 10 other boy babies in the area, area had that exact name because I was named after my father.

Are they also smoking hot trainees? They are not. They are crack at it. She's a hot sister though. You do? She was a Victoria's Secret Model, I have a hot sister. Are you fucking kidding me? Well, I'm her little brother.

Okay, like she fucking cute. No, you can't find her. I haven't seen her though. I can't find her. Is she proud? Is she okay with what you do? Kind of she's a basically she's a drunk piece of shit this married four times so her opinion doesn't really make me feel worse about myself Attractive, yeah, very attractive and that's why she's a man Yeah, and that's why I would get involved with her. I would accept all the fucking baggage

I mean we look a lot alike. She's me without a dick. So. I'm not sure who boo. Yeah. And I'd probably fight with her. Why can't you be more like your sister? I use that against her in arguments.

What is that fucking space? There's a void in our relationship. It's like a big foyer in your lap. You fucking minimalists. I don't like you fucking modern furniture living room vagina. Yeah, I can't. Listen. I did in my, I'm such a narcissist.

I wanted to fuck the shoot out of her when we were growing up. No. I really wanted to fuck my sister. She's just such a crazy bitch. Come on, gnaush the sism. Yeah, because we look so much alike. I'm just like, I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna fuck me you.

She's awful. She's the worst. She's been married four times and tries to give me life advice. And I'm just like, dude, I'm better of being a girl than you. You're a fucking wreck. Wow. Holy shit. 32.

Do you have a- My grandmother says she's 27 this because my grandma's fueling her insanity of being an aging model. She's 33, 32, something like that. Do you have a good family? Do you go home to your family itself? I have an awesome mom. My mom's nuts.

Where are they in there in Virginia? Yeah, my mom is basically, she's like a 10 year old. I basically raised my mother. She's slow. My mother's a child. Okay. And my father's gone. And my sister is a hot mess literally.

She's just like hot, but then also crazy as fuck. Because if you're hot and you have a dick, you tend to be kind of normal. She's hot and there's no balls to keep her grounded. She's just like fucking, she's like kite without a string, she's gone, she's nuts. Yeah. And what about your family, dude?

Did your family accept what you've- Yes, surprisingly. Really, where's your family from Brooklyn? No, they're up. Well, they raised me in Bayside, Queens, Benother, and Katona, Westchester. Right. And they're fine with-

Yeah, they're like Republican, very Republican. And when I told them I was like, Oh geez, here goes the family, but- We are the wedding at their house. Really? My mom's house. You have brothers and sisters? I have one brother.

And he's equal with it? He's super cool with it. He was the last person to find out. He kissed me on the neck. I can remember by accident. He hugged and he like kissed my neck. And I'm like with it. He's super cool with it. He was the last person to find out. He kissed me on the neck. I remember by accident, he hugged and he like kissed my neck and I'm like, oh. Really? Yeah. My mom was worried to tell my brother and he was totally cool.

And how about your friends? Your friends like dude, you're a fag. No, nobody said anything. Nobody are anybody in your life in your circle. Nobody fucked with you. No, I was actually worried about it. I said that I know you're going to think I'm a fag. Like dude, you're not a fag.

Because they saw me. They got it. I mean, if you say here's my trendy wife. Yeah, she's like this. I said that I know you're gonna think I'm a fag. Like, dude, you're not a fag. Because they saw me. They got it. I mean, if you say, here's my trendy wife. Yeah, she's like this, you know. You know, yeah. But also, too, dude, also to you, to good lead in. You know, you're already shooting porn or porn type stuff. Yeah, yeah.

I think it's the same thing as if one of us is comics. I think if I've heard of my mom, if I went to one of my parents. I brought Bailey home to my mom. Exactly. I think if I went to my parents and said, I'm marrying the show. I think I'm a fucking die. Now, if I brought, no, I think I I brought her to my mom, if I went to one of my friends. I brought Bailey home to my mom. Exactly. I think if I went to my parents' side, I'm marrying the shank. I think I'm gonna go.

I think I'm gonna go. Now, if I brought, no, I think I get it. I'm telling you. My grandparents would have had a problem. I tell you, it's very different that if I brought her home versus if my buddy that is a finance consultant brought her home.

Do you know what I mean? Like, even though we're in the same school, but he go, Derosa was already, you know, he was like,'s had dated so many years ago. And I'm being known my mother, my grandmother would die. My mother would go, I knew it. Aw, I knew it.

You prickle sniff up. I'm nice, the thing is I'm nice and I cook and I clean and I do all the things girl, what are you supposed to do? What's the best thing you cook? Dasmat, what's the best thing I cook? I cook the shit out of fish. Really? How ironic.

Right? I'm the fissiest cook ever apparently. Yeah. Yeah. You don't fuck with it. Everything. She makes her chicken is just, you know, moist and perfect and she just knows how to cook. I smell like a real girl after I cook it.

Yeah. Yeah. It's weird. It's, I do all the things girls are supposed to do because I have an ideal of what a female presence is supposed to provide, I guess. Well, something working in my favor too, sorry to go back, was that my, well, every girl I dated for 17 years before her

was nuts in my family. Oh, you mean, that shit crazy. They hated my family and my parents were like, what are you doing? And she's nuts. So I came in there being well adjusted and funny. So she came in and she's my dad laugh, which no girl has ever done.

I don't want to check that is not you want to I want to chicken has not. See dad, you did it. Hey, you know, oh, okay, dad's always love me. Dad's loved me before moms love me usually because dad's get blinded by the fake tits and all of whatever.

So they like me, but the moms usually take like a, you know, I'm not fucking your son in the ass kind of behavior. I have to admit Well, you're not really no, no, no, I don't fucking ask No, he tried it didn't work. It doesn't work and I and I don't try to I just I feel like a show dog I'm trying to fuck some guy in the ass. It feels fucking weird. I like getting fucked in the ass She doesn't like the rhythm thing. She's I can't hump. I'm just not designed to hump It feels weird. I literally feel like a trick pony. I'm just like I can't home Like you have no rhythm to fuck you

I really don't know if that's ever been said I lack rhythm her head has good rhythm. No. Oh, yeah I suck dick like a fucking champ really I'm a I like because I like it. Oh, you get it Okay, like think about it like this you get two spoons covered in peanut butter, right? Hang on Hang on before you get in this. You like think about it like this. You get two spoons covered in peanut butter, right? Hang on, I'm getting it. Hang on before you get into this. You have any sexy music for this? Yeah, we got sexy music. Here we're covering.

Why don't you think, what? Okay, so you get, I'll do the music. Picture two spoons covered in peanut butter. You get one girl that likes peanut butter and one girl that doesn't like peanut butter. Who's gonna suck the spoon cleaner? My dog, Diva.

Yeah. But no, I like sucking dick and not because I want the guy to like me. butter. Who's gonna suck the spoon cleaner? My dog, diva. But no, I like sucking dick and not because I want the guy to like me. I like sucking dick because I want to taste a dick. Right. Yeah. Hope goes get paid to money. I get that dropout. You do dropout for that. I didn't fade out in time. Sorry. That's all right. That's all right. We know we did a dropout. That's all right. Oh, we on the show on the the premium site we did a, like one of those death beat, like super urban death rhymes. And I did the My Black Posse monologue.

It was amazing. It went really well. What is, no, here you go. You got your site. Let me talk about this for a second. Okay. So, percent people, Matt, why don't you give the site name? Her website is ts-bellyj.com.

And this site, there's, do you say there's a premium site? It's a barely J-bellyj.com and this site there's uh... you say there's a premium site barely j-a-y yeah barely b-a-i-l-e-y j-a-y dot com dot com and that is the premium site that's the porn site that's a porn site that's all the pictures and all that good stuff okay that's where the pictures and stuff is right in the video of me fucking and you know if you're a loser that still pays for porn in 2011 then that's where you go right so i that still pays for porn in 2011, then that's where you go. Right.

So I don't pay for porn. And then there's the joint site, which what do you get with the joint? When you join your site and it's a monthly membership or a multi site pass or six non-reoccurring. Now what's so funny about that is more people choose just to go to my site as opposed to taking the bargain of getting 12 other trainees. Because the other trainees don't, I mean, they don't, they're not, I mean, this one's got a fucking neck muscle.

Well, there's a difference. There's a difference between, I want a neck muscle. I want a neck muscle. There's a difference between, I want a neck muscle. I want a neck muscle. I want a neck muscle. I want a neck muscle. I want a neck muscle.

I want a neck muscle. I want a neck muscle. I want a neck muscle. I want a neck muscle. I want a neck muscle. I want a neck muscle. I stay out of it. They all hate me. They hate me. Okay, well because they hate you because you're taking the money. They hate you because they're hookers. They're out there making the money. I'm just I'm like I'm at home with my husband. Go make your money like. So here's the deal. So you go to your site and what do you get with the paid site with your site? You get far six photos at your fucked. What? No, no, you get six photos. That's in two videos a month. Six photos and two videos a month and you make these videos. Yeah, we do it all. And you're house is.

A lot of them are solo. Most of them are solos because I mean, I'm cute. So me just jerking off kind of paisibles. Right, yeah, solos, POVs, and photosets in our house hotels outside. And the videos that they get on the other, the clitty.com and all that, those are stolen from your site.

Yeah, stolen from our site or they're just a piece of it. If you want to see the whole thing, it's usually on the fake. Yeah, some of the fakes are actually made by the company to bring you to the site. Yeah, stolen from your site, or they're just a piece of it. If you want to see the whole thing, it's usually on the fake. Yeah, some of the fakes are actually made by the company to bring you to the site. Right, right. I get you.

Okay, okay, so, and how much is a cost to join your site? I think it's 30 bucks a month. 30 bucks a month? You're 28 or some 25. A dollar a day. I don't even know it, to be honest. It's a dollar a day. Less than your cup of coffee,

you don't have to help an orphan, you can help me. And you can download stuff so you can join for one month and download everything. Download everything and keep it. And just fuck me for life. And then wait three months and go back and check. And you can download stuff so you can join for one month and download everything. And download everything and keep it. And just fuck me for life. And then wait three months and go back and check. And then, okay, cool. So in BaileyJ,

T.S. Dash, DashBaileyJ.com, and then what else do you have up there? We have the podcast which is BaileyJ Show.com. That's how you, yeah, exactly. And you know what, your podcast, I've listened to it. I liked it, I'll be honest with you. You're doing I've listened to it. I liked it. I'll be honest with you.

You're doing a lot of shit now. I liked it better when you just fucking yap to each other. You were doing like too much shit last week. You had a lot of stuff going on, dude. Did you hear when that girl called in that lesbian woman? Oh my god, that's a crazy power lesbian. She's like a themed comic, so she was very in-concreder. Yeah, I think the chat room has messed me up.

The email comics are ready. Because I'm paying to a chat room. What's her name? Fuck that, good. Yeah, I think the chat room has messed me up comics. Yeah, because I'm paying to what's her name? Fuck that. Yeah. Yeah. I got away from it. What's her name? Mac Hard. Mac Hard.

Well, tell them what they say, because they don't know. Tell them what happened. With Mac Hard. Yeah, what happened? I don't even remember. I was obliterating. We just are doing Skype calls all

night and this woman called and then she was hilarious. I think she's a comic, but she was pretending to be this powerless woman. And she said she was powerful. She powerless woman. She's the most powerful What's her name that the mom from judging Amy? Oh Cagney and lacy time daily she doesn't find daily prayers. Well, here's the thing your podcast is fucking funny I've listened to it and if people are surprised I can form a sentence. I love it

Well, like you're a trainee and you can speak. That's awesome. Well, it is. I mean, it's you listen when I found out you First of her podcast. There is much she's here Jim. I would always look and she'd be I didn't know she was a shimale a Trainee or a fucking trapper. They never do a job and be whatever like I just was like this This chick is in front of me. Who the fuck is this because you know, there's certain there's the iTunes You know top 100. She's in front of me. Why isn't she behind me? I understand So she looks like she has a pussy. She can't be funny. So I found out that she's a she-mail is like, holy shit. Then I listened to it. And I was like, she's actually fucking. I'm only funny because I have testicles. That's just the reality. She's a funny

broad, funny broad, dude. She's actually the way. Let me ask you. What do you do your podcast at? My house. Right at our house, yeah. Which is where? In the state, New York. Fish kill, New York. Well, you did say, I'll get to your L.I. Yeah at our house, yeah, which is where in the state, New York fish kill, New York, you did say I'll get your L.I. Yeah, we're used to being Vegas until June. We moved back to New York. Why you just didn't like Vegas. No, the way that I started going to start crazy after a year and a half. So it's fucking unreal how normal your brain is. Well, yeah, we stay the fuck away from the crazy. I'm from New York, but then when I was 36, we moved out there. So I have a New York East Coast head. Yeah, you guys look at old white couple that moved up to fucking upstate

New York. Well, that's the thing. We could have moved to LA. You guys didn't eat together. We, yes, we actually did. You did. And then we just fucked each other in the ass right afterwards. We're just like pewter. Let's go at it. But yeah, it was it was it's were normal. Yes, so what's the name of the podcast again? Bailey J radio is the name of it But the website's Bailey J show doc up because the asshole owns Bailey J radio won't give it to me Well, fuck it. I'm a fucking happy one to give it to you. What does he want for it? I didn't ask how much money he wants He wants to like partner with us and yeah, we're just like dude seriously like we're not that What a nice off Twitter. I'm off Twitter because I basically,

I've been looking for an excuse to get off there for a long time because the people that look at Tranny porn and the people I want to talk to are two completely different animals. Well, it was giving access to the crazees to her mind. The dumbest fucking Mountain Dew chugger, pieces of shit, fego drinking like jug-a-loat. Yeah, everything she said, I shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like the worst ICP fans had the access to talk to me. And I'm not trying to talk to the dumbest pieces of shit on earth. So it's it's some asshole from Nebraska wants to tell me how big his dick is. I don't give a fuck. So then finally, there's this stalker who wouldn't leave me alone. And I was like, Hey, you're the reason I get to finally get out of this shit. So I just got off. How many followers did you have 13,000? That's pretty good promotion for the podcast. I know That's why he was a very hard decision to get off there, but what happened was I was like I'm gonna get off there and

Well, that's the that's the thing though the website numbers went up The podcast numbers went up. I think the podcast is actually is better than Twitter Yeah, because you actually get your fans The people that really want our fans of yours. Exactly. You get a lot of people who aren't or just fucking trolls. But this is like a second filter. Yeah, they don't. Yeah, they don't. It's a filter behind the filter. So I get I get die hard fans who are interested in my voice as opposed to just like, Hey, your buttholes really cool. I'm from Persia, which doesn't even exist anymore. They just don't want to say they're from Iraq. But so I jerk off to you and mess a

Potemia. So yeah, pieces of shit. I just you know every asshole can jerk off in somebody on the internet. You can't stand the notebook. So Joe, Joe, you fucking Joe's shitfaced. No, not shitfaced. Are you buzzin' a little little tipsy? You get a little stashed that whole bottle. Dude, you your over this I'm close to shit face. I feel word can I fast forward two hours after they're gone. He's vomiting Questioning every Jimmy come over here. Just come over

As I feel bad because I didn't tell Joe that she was married. He actually was Jimmy Yeah, sorry. Did I get it? Yeah. I told them, I go, look, he was really looking forward to this. He thought he was going to hook up. And I told them, please don't say anything to my friend Joe. I just want to ruin him on air.

Let me say an all fairness. I was an arrogant to the point of saying, I'm going to definitely. It wouldn't happen if I wasn't married. But thank you. It's better or worse. I definitely had a fantasy going in my head. to the point of saying I'm gonna definitely it would have been if I was a married so you can thank you But I Had a fantasy you are married head if you are married my wife would not be here tonight How do you gonna go out we got to do I took everybody in this room? Very I was very I'm like you have a pole but he stirred something up in me that like I didn't know was there

And I was very excited to meet her very sad Everybody you've ever hung out with knew was there. You're a faggot. Look, you know, can't argue. They're all gay to me. Can we get, can I ask this? I know, I've asked on it. Matt, let this start. No.

Matt, stop being a stiff. Help me up right now. Look, we're all going to suck a clock real quick. Can we get look? Look, I don't know if this I shouldn't ask is whatever can we get some can we get a free code for the website or something? Can we get out of the fucking air? On our off time I'll throw you a bus and some clips I'll throw you a shiba

Who's the guy from American split we can get your codes. Yeah, well is it'll give us some yeah? No, totally we've done it for a contest. Yeah, we can get everybody who's the guy from American we can get your cozy. Yeah, well, it'll give us some yeah Totally we've done it for a contest. Yeah, we can get everybody who's the guy from flashlights me a blender I don't want flashlights. I just want to see the clip. They're fucking American splendor that little bald guy. Yeah, what's his name? American splendid Kevin Spacey no, oh Paul G. I'm on it. You sound like him. I know and I kind of look like I'm two I get the Paul G. I get Brad Garrett a lot, which I can. You look a little more like Brad, but I, the voice. Yeah, I get that constantly. And it really sucks to know there's already a guy out there

that looks like you that's famous. Oh. Because you're like, well, I'm not gonna make it. But that's a good impersonation. I've never heard of my boobs sag you back. I've never heard any of that. I don't know. I said, I don't want to slouch now. No, no, no, I said, I like that you boobs

have a little fucking, they do. No, know they look real they pop down a little bit Because when they stick up too too much like my wife's too. They they they they you can pick them up They bolt on they drop down a little bit like real tits. You wife over under the muscle She went good question. Well, she was here at fuck. I think under the muscle She's over and then there's a new silicone not these are new. Yeah, these are new. Oh my god. The difference for for trains can be good because oh my god. Hang on one second Matt. Holy Mackerel. Holy Moomoo. I can show them. They're pretty great. Yeah, show them. Hang on. Hang on. Well, fine. I mean, I want to get picture of your blues next to Norton's head. By the way. Can I get a picture for Norton?

This is for Norton. We need Norton next to Boob. Hang on. Let me get it on. Hang it on kid hang on I can see your spanks though. I know my spanks are like all the way up. I what do you have spanks on for? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I got Norton. Smile Jimmy Got it. I'll send it to you Send it to me. Are those yours? Yeah, blah blah. I didn't put them on. Are those got those those yeah, they look like girl nipples Stretch out yeah, okay Yeah, they look great. Holy it's due to excellent Now I just want to see the cock and everything will be I know right? I just jerk myself off and make it take those goddamn spanks off

Did you know there's an impossible to take off? The one I'm thinking of she was from she's a Puerto Rican or Hawaiian so I know I can't place that What do you mean? Oh? Google Hawaiian training that'll bring it up. Yeah, but yeah If people listen to this podcast you they'd your podcast. Same fucking, you guys shoot the shit, you talk about same, you're fucking hilarious, you're fucking racist sometimes. I'm really not racist now.

I know you're joking. I'm so comfortable with black eyes because I sucked a black dick and whatever. But yeah, you're kidding. I don't give a fuck. I support gay people. They're like the worst. So I mean, you know,

so funny. They're not even people. But you know, but you're, but you're, you're gay people. Yeah. But you're like, you're not. What is a shimmy? Isn't that funny? Because what is a shimmy? Technically, isn't that gay? Technically, I'm transgendered. So I'm part of the gay community. Okay. But like I said, you know, some trainees or whatever transgendered, they as soon as they're passable enough to stay away from the gay community, they do. But I'm passable and I'm very pro the gay community.

If I had a pussy, I would be just as pro the gay community. Right. If you had a pussy, you wouldn't be on this podcast. That is actually true. I would be married to a very rich man right now. Yeah. So if you had a pussy, you wouldn't be here at all. I wouldn't try this much.

I wouldn't look this good because I wouldn't try nearly as hard and be like I'm the wet box. Let's make it happen. I'd be fat. I'd be in Brooklyn just trying to get anybody in me. You know to push you. I wouldn't be as confused as I am right now. Yes, been late. Yes, been late. There we go. Yes, she was somebody called her the most famous transsexual in America. And a wire a jay. Bradley Cooper called her the most famous transsexual in America on why the gram Norton show And I'm watching it as a trainee porn star going no, she's not like I mean she is pretty I mean because she was in you know over there. She was in hangover, too. Yeah, yeah

I mean she has a nice fucking piece to We were in the I don't know what she sounds like I don't know anything about her We were in the same bizarre magazine did a thing on us and we were in the same thing. Yeah, but you're like a girl. That's a woman. Most trainees look like women. You look like a woman. Yeah, but nobody you make her.

You're like a, you're like, no, but you're like a 20 in your 20s. Right. What the thing with trainees is they look older than they are because they're men. When you see a 30 year old woman who's a trainee, chances are she's 19. And that's just,'s just a lot of them get too much surgery at 22 Oh, exactly everybody can look like a 40 year old hot lady when they have all the same surgery a 40 year old hot lady

Had like Meg Ryan kind of well. Yeah, they have the thin nose and they got their jaw shaved down And I mean I might get that done as they get older. I don't know how many age I might look like you know Do insane in five years. I don't know But I hope not No, not at all. Well listen. This has been a fucking fantastic podcast We've been going off a two hour two and a half hours. Well, I'm gonna be yeah, man Really is right. We're gonna be splitting this podcast up into two segments one called the breaking of Joe's heart And the other one called the fucking the boner from Jim Norton.

Nice. A nice, tears and wood. Tears and wood. If you, honestly, God, thank you, you guys, Matt, for coming in and being such a cock block. You saved my marriage. Thank you, Matt. You saved my marriage.

If you weren't married to her right now, I would be, I'd be choking. I'd have three, I'd have three dicks in my throat. I'd be choking on Norton's cock to get him out of the way. Your wife right now is on the stoop weeping softly into a napkin. That has nothing to do with that. I'm going to do a doll. You're going to sausage super recipe.

That has nothing to do with Bailey. She, she, she been doing that anyways. Joe DeRosa, thank you for being on. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, dude, I didn't tell you. You're fucking good. Can I just, can you just tell me what your fantasy if you thought might happen tonight? This is what I thought, okay, this is honestly what I thought would happen. Yeah, I thought I got it. Okay, I got it. That's a new iPhone. Yeah, this is a new one. Oh, I want one kind of. So you can get one, but you have to earn it.

Listen. I always do. So what was your fantasy that you thought was gonna happen tonight? What I honestly thought might have been. I like that he has the comedian's brick wall behind him. What I honestly thought might happen was, and I did try to choose my outfit carefully for this. No one's gonna dress up for tonight.

I swear to God. Not dressed up, but you know, I tried to, try to, you know, go at it right. Your favorite shirt. So. You wanted to have like a white stripe to match the sneakers a little bit. Exactly.

Kind of an ensemble. Yeah, you know, I tried this right. In hindsight, I would have ruined that shirt. So, that's fine. Why would you have, what do you mean? I would have fucking, never would have worn that shirt ever again. It would have been a cum rag.

You should have gizzed a lot of the fucking Joe's brand new shirt he bought. I would have worn that shirt ever again. It would have been a cum rag. You said I just love fucking Joe's brand new shirt You bought it framed No, what would have happened what when I thought what was gonna happen was this I thought I thought all right She's coming down with the guy from a podcast We're gonna have a bunch of drinks during the podcast. Yeah, it's gonna end. We're gonna go. Hey, it's Halloween Let's all go to a bar. We're all gonna out drinking. They're gonna go we got to catch a train or we're gonna go, hey, it's Halloween, let's all go to a bar, we're all gonna go out drinking. They're gonna go, we gotta catch a train or we're gonna drive back. I'm gonna go, guys, you can crash in my place.

That's how it works. We all go back to my place, we're all drinking, listen to the tones, having a good time, you know what I mean? Maybe we listen to the new Tom Wates record. The fucking knows what happens, right? That's what gets me every time. I have a semi right now. And then possibly, I break off with the J over here.

But who knows? I thought at least we'd make it back to my place after a night of drinking, the three of us, and then perhaps something happens. Who knows? But I thought we'd at least get that far. So you cleaned your apartment, I would guess. It's always clean, I'm a fucking psycho. And what was your big line as you two were kissing, you were going to say gonna say like I've never been so confused and had so much clarity at the same time

It's not happening homo I don't I don't have a pussy so it doesn't take a line like I've literally put my dick in the mouth of a person in the middle of a line like it's It doesn't take that much effort I'm a dude Bayley Jay you you are you are fucking amazing thank you for coming on this is America's treasure you are you are you are you are America sweetheart America sweetheart unbelievable thank you Matt for coming on you know what dude and Bayley I really appreciate it Joe Jimmy thanks for stopping by not the not the you would have stopped by if it was just anybody here Yeah, believe it. I can't buy for your guests and your wife's food. You had nothing to do with it Yeah, I really appreciate it go to make sure you go to out matte once you give out the the websites again

ts-bellyj.com and Bailey J show.com. Yeah, I tuned too go to a show subscribe Make her get her up there on the top fucking 20 do it yeah go to a show shows fucking hilarious really is funny about just saying that because she's here she has beautiful tits in an awesome cock no it's a very it's a very funny podcast very funny podcast reporter and I'm excuse me yeah support them how long podcast two hours average two hours two hours yeah usually two yep every week everyone's name yeah all you guys are invited to be on it

Oh, yeah, definitely anyone to be on it. You can do it through Skype. You don't have to leave your house Oh, yeah, just call in great. Now that'd be great. I'd love to be on it I don't want to go up to fit come up the fishkill and take you wine take you know Jake Fogelness. Yes, you did He's on the show a lot. He's been on a bunch. He's just did a show with it. Yeah, I just rob the quiver Yeah, Jake Fogelness. That's got to be a show business name I just did a show with it. I just brought him a quiver, right? Jake Fogelness. Jake Fogelness, that's gotta be a show business name.

I'm kidding. He's a DJ on series. He's on series. Painfully Jewish. I love him. Yeah, he's a good guy. He's a really good guy. I just don't feel like I.

Yeah, I was just up your way doing a show and trying to end this podcast. Sorry. 20 minutes. Now you're gonna fucking socialize. Fucking. Fogel, go to tapensy bridge story. You really stink, good. It happens. He bridge story. You really stink, Joe. All right, whatever.

I'm trying to end it for 20 minutes. I gave all the credits out once again. And you know, I was up by your way around three weeks ago. This is a grasp of the straws to bond with them right now. And that's what we are part of their life. Well, they said they could have sugar be on the show. Just go up the fish kill. Oh, yeah.

Joe's just trying to connect. Fucking root, what's up? But root nine, right? Oh, you trying to connect fucking root. What's up on root nine right? I hope they fucking tie you up and keep you up there like a gimp wine tasting an apples Hope she just keeps you in the basement and fucks your mouth every day I'm gonna get back to my apartment. There's fucking stairs Nothing nothing. He's dead got my wife. I can pretend I'm fucking Bailey tonight I get near dark on DVD. That's all I fucking got. I'm gonna fuck my wife with my fucking, with a banana in my mouth.

Put her into testosterone. Put her into testosterone or a clit will grow like that. That will make me try hate big clits. No, no, no, no, no. Nice bodybuilder. Fuck that. A little baby. I think a baby carrot. Yeah, it stinks. I like a big carrot. It's like a cow tongue. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, who donated to the podcast, I really appreciate it. Go to gloryholeradio.com slash Robert Kelly.

If you wanna check out, if Android phone, you have iTunes, all the information's up there. We're on iTunes, get the Robert Kelly app. It's in the App Store, Robert Kelly Live, brand new app, and it's free. So go get that shit. Make sure you subscribe on iTunes, make sure you spread the fucking word,

and thanks a lot for listening to you know what did Jim know you actually came up with that name podcast. We'll see you guys later Okay, here's the deal go right now to iTunes and get my app. It's free. You asshole. It's free Free if you have an iPhone you don't have my app on it, and you listen to this podcast, you're a fucking loser, or you're just lazy. It has the podcast on there, updates every week, it has my tour dates, it has a bunch of shit, and it's free. It's free. It's the best way to listen to the podcast if you have an

iPhone. Right in your fucking hand. It updates automatically. And another thing mother fuckers thank you for donating all the fucking cash you have we've got we've made this podcast a million times better because your donations if you want to donate it's ten dollars and twenty dollars we're gonna kind of switch that up to make it whatever you want it's on gloryhole radio dot com slash Robert Kelly right atop donate button we appreciate all the donations, because it does help.

It fucking helps. We pay for a bunch of shit, microphones and cords and wires and fucking mixing boards and all kinds of due dads that we need to make this show better so you guys get to fucking have some entertainment in your life. So thank you for all the donations. Keep spreading the word.

Tell everybody you know to get this fucking podcast. You guys got us up to number 30 last week. That's amazing. So thank you and that's it. Keep listening. you