Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - The C Squad

Episode Date: December 29, 2014

Chris Scopo takes the helm of the YKWD Podcast along with Kevin Ryan, Reggie Conquest, Henry Foley, Andrew Schiavone, Tom Cassidy and Deepu Gill. RiotCast.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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winnings, bigger millionaires, enter Kelly for free entry now at DraftKings.com. That's DraftKings.com. It is, man. This episode, I don't even know what the hell are going to call it. I don't know. I'm not on it. I gave the reins to Chris Scopo. Yes, yes, you're hearing correctly. I couldn't be there. I was filming sex drugs and rock and roll. I couldn't be there. We had to do a test show. We had to do some video checks So I said, you know what? Let's go up. Oh, here's the ball. We'll run with it and he did So Chris picked the The show picked all the comics that were gonna be on it and it was his show. He sat in my seat and

To be honest, I haven't even fucking listened. Okay, I'm gonna wake up Monday I'm gonna load this show just like everybody else. And I'm gonna listen. And that's how I'm gonna hear this show. Cause I don't wanna be pissed. I don't wanna be bummed out. I don't, and it could be great. It could be awesome.

It could be pleasantly surprised. I have no idea. I know that he put some comics on that I've been wanting to have on, but apparently he doesn't get them on when I'm doing the show. He only does it when he gets the fucking round. So he put together a great lineup of comics. I know that. All these guys on the show are amazing.

So, and then, you know, he did it. So him and Deepu were there running the show. Again, I have no idea what you're about. I can't back of this fully because I haven't listened to it. So we're both heading for a surprise right now. All right, so just sit back and relax, and put the judgmental hats away, and put your positive peak caps on.

And let's listen to this. You know what, dude? Podcast with an open mind. Let's give Chris Scopo the benefit out and let's hope he comes through, okay? So here you go, a very special episode of you know what, dude. It's called, I don't know, what they're gonna call it. I call it, I needed a day off. I couldn't make it.

Bob couldn't be there. Scopo was the only one that could do it. I don't know, those are good names. I don't know what they called it, but here you go. Enjoy. Did! I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down and sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's intense. It's rubber-killing. You know what? It's no topics, no directions, but I love doing it. Why you cast that girl? Welcome!

Welcome to Robert Kelly's You know what good podcast. We have a special podcast. This is a test episode. We're testing out the new stream. Yeah, baby. That's Deepu has Yeah, Deepu tell us about the stream. What are we doing here with this? Well on you streaming dot TV We were streaming at 360 pay and it was my idea to bring us to YouTube and we are now streaming at 480 pay I'll calm calm down with your ideas. Jesus Christ Like I said two numbers and I already broke stuff

Fucking he's like is my idea. All relax all right, we see three digits. Yeah Well, I had to do test podcast and I wanted to bring my good friend test dummy very We got a bunch of a bunch of young comics and fully here You know these guys what is all this shit? You what the hell is the immanent? Computer? You were fucking hot for the whole of Jesus Christ. Alright.

Yeah, you guys do the Center City Podcast. Center City Comedy Podcast. Very, very funny podcast. Really? It's all from Philly. I'll start to the left here. We got Andrew Chivone here. Oh Chris, good to be here.

Thank you. Looking great Five words in I wanted a punch him right away. I really did I feel like it's like I make a wish for fucking Great I feel like I'm in them. Oh, then we got you know the black guy Reggie Conquest coming in here. How you doing? guy Reggie Conquest coming in here. How you doing? I'm a black man first. Come on. What up?

He's the BPW. He's very... Reggie saw the bed and got really excited before. Yeah. Oh, really bad in here? Yeah. This is nice shit. It's the nicest place, Reggie.

This is the first and only time you'll ever be here. Welcome. It's all good, man. I'm happy to be here, though. Then we got H Foley. Hey, everybody. Henry Foley. That's right Very director, but what are you directing and you're starring in a new web series? That's right. Which Sam Rubino

That's right doggy style Is that the really name of the fucking web series? It's a gay porn. You got to start somewhere All right, you first crack in the business good job Then we got Kevin Ryan everybody very funny comic hey everybody fresh from the Boston comedy festival Oh, how was it it was cool. It was like not a lot of stuff, but it was all right It was like I got drunk both nights. Oh, it was fun. Okay, I'll do that kind of was knocked out first round Yeah, I heard a lot of the Submissions if you submitted with a tape from like a comedy club Went this day and you've submitted with a tape from like a TV show you went this date. Oh

Yeah, yeah, totally could have been because I At least you got the hook up all the hot chicks in Boston, huh? There was some good they all had neck tattoos, but they were good. When I was in Boston There was not one hot chick ever so real dude literally every like every waitress I had every like coffee Place I went to had hot chick In fact, yeah, like you yeah, like she talk like this kid. Yeah, you kidding me. Oh, I should foam would be the hottest chicken Boston. Oh, oh Look at fully still trying to take over hosting duties look at Not happening it's gonna be a battle and then get the duct tape to my right

We have my very good friend, Mr. Tom Cassidy, how you doing Tommy, huh? Scopes I'm doing great, thanks for having me. Thanks for bringing the energy, I like it. Good job. Jesus Christ. Where are you, your brother's hat? Holy shit.

You know we have a bomb danna here, right? Oh, it's gonna be flying around a lot today, I presume. Yeah. Oh, we doing that? Yeah. You know, just hold one piece of it. Yeah, we're all doing it. Wait, what's happening? We had the bomb down here. This is the time he doesn't live

It was on my mic from the last episode we did because I fucking did a nice stinker. Oh, I'll put it on here I went over my act Can I see that by the way there is no cell phones here, Kevin Ryan. You gotta put your phone away. You want to see the bomb down? Yeah, what are we gonna check it out? Hey, Kippy. Oh, hey, he's a hair model.

And I finally get to check it out. You wanna check it out? He's gonna wear like two pop. He might steal it, be careful. Oh, bomb, okay. Yeah. I see why it's the bomb down. Let me say it.

Yeah, bomb down it. Don't smell it. I knew you were gonna do that. I know, I know. You're gonna smell it. That's the creepiest thing. It doesn't smell worse than Reggie'sgie's wash rag hanging up in the fucking bathroom. I'll tell you that Okay, now you can have the bomb that That is the first size of a first double not that first of the fucking episode

Well, welcome guys, you know this is I wanted to bring you guys in you guys are hilarious. I love your podcast Very funny. I listen to it the other day. Not really. But I like it, guys, because you guys are all friends and you shit on each other. Basically it was YKW Day. Except you guys don't change out people, or we change out people.

You guys just basically sit down and just shit all over each other. It's the fucking greatest thing in the world. Oh, because he's a dark fucking right here. You know what, though, Shavon gets some fucking silent ones and that's silent but like get some daggers in there once or twice the big heavy hitters I want Kevin Ryan and then fully I'm not gonna lie big one and then Tommy from nowhere will come in

when Tommy's on fire though but yeah watch out Tommy can Tommy can crotch Tommy got a nice calm demeanor bottom two so when he when he kills he kills hard yeah, he goes hard How's the stream working out deep? Are we gonna butter each other up the entire episode? Where did this? Does he have a bad attitude? No, he knows how to do jokes. Oh I threw it out

Say this right now You two you two already so there's roads like yeah, no, no, this is tension on the one No, something over fast. I like me and D for I go to deep like listen I do not want the same thing to have been for me and him to have been for me and Kelly be funny So you hot sex what's going I would I would nice honestly. I fucking take deep I'm gonna show down anytime Oh It's not a race. It's not a race

French, but wait, we got a performer D Poo's at so four p.m. Open bikes. Yeah Anybody come on that was a good one. I one else works that hard. Besides you and me. Thank you, D. Poo. Hey, I'm just ain't the truth. All right, well that came to a screeching halt. Uh, Tommy, that had his all flastic. So tell us about the. Tell us about the.

Tell us about the Boston Comedy Festival. How was it? Uh, it was it was fun. It wasn't exactly what I expected, but uh, I got up there. Literally I was out there for like 48 hours and about an hour and 20 minutes was the actual festival. So what do they do you just do five minutes just walk into it you just walk up to the right show you walk up you pull a number you go you do five minutes and then Don't advance do the announcement. They do the announcement winners there. Yeah, they announced them at the end of the show so that's got to be embarrassing Do they announce the winners there? Yeah, they announced them at the end of the show.

So that's got to be embarrassing if you're for real. Yeah. Especially because I was friends with this girl from college who brought out like 15 people. And so like afterwards, I just like, I heard it. I just like walked out my- Did you have a good set though? I had a great set, honestly, a great set.

Yeah, I was just- Was it more politics though? I heard a lot of like, does a lot of Boston people up there? I don't know. Yeah, I mean, it is mostly Boston people, but like fucking people flew in from like California to do five Man, I'm like you're insane. I'm like I paid fucking $27 on the megaboss and got drunk for a weekend Like geez they keep in California flew in from all and then the one guy was like yelling at everybody

He's like I flew in from St. Louis and you're gonna suck. I'm like, well that you're not gonna win That is not a way to win over the audience. That was actually me When he said that on stage on stage. He was like the third person to go He was just eating his dick. Yeah, just eating his dick. He was I mean, I don't want to shit on anybody But good. I don't think he was no one's listening. No, I'm not But yeah, so like he was just shit on the crowd and then they got good and I went up second to last and honestly had a great I got like I crushed like a great set and didn't advance who advanced from your group anyone we know no no one I know Yeah, hey boss of comics for you bossing guys anybody want to hear about the whole book and comments

I know I don't want to emphasize Dan forget that anymore We made for it's on the podcast, but Reggie says Hoboken like Hoboken like Hadooga Stringer cackers. It's like Geronimo. What's up with you ready? Yeah, yeah, keep that it's hitting up a little better Can you tie the rim is fat head? How's life with you Reggie hey man, you know, I'm blessed, you know No, I'm not here just living my life doing my thing. I don't like when people judge me.

No, no, no, no. I'm good man, just trying to stay up, you know, stay funny, get funny here. Improv is great, little yes and here and there. Yeah, Reggie. Oh, it's right, you do UCB, right? Yeah. You got the Improv's. What level are you at?

I'm still not having one, I'm just telling you. It's only, uh, we had three classes, we missed two of them. There's a attendance count. It's only four weeks in. It's copying up people's homework. That's kind of for dollars. Have you hit them up for money yet? Reggie has. Reggie has everybody for money. Oh no, yeah, Reggie swipes. He does a swipes on this day. Yeah. How are you? How do you live with just fucking just go to people? No, no, no, no. You live with me. You live with me. You fat fuck.

I would tell you when I was a king at that household last night, tell the boys what you walked in and heard. Okay. Yes. That's what a training. All right. Hey, boy, you got a board. You got lay last night. Oh, that was fucking. What's his name? I can do this. Damn, forget that. No. I'm not a bad looking kid. I love. I might have made out with the training. Yeah, that's a good thing.

Tell us about what happened. Might've still up in there. We don't have definitive proof. When was this? It wasn't a training for I.D. The picture that you sent the group. Yeah. You jerked them off.

What do you mean you get it? Let me see the picture. No phones. There's no phone. Well, I'm breaking the fucking law. I want to see this. Well, she hot. Yeah, she's hot.

She's really hot. How do you know she's a training that? Well, I don't know. We were at dinner. We were at drinks. Well, she hot. Yeah, she's hot. She's really hot. How about how do you know she's a training that I don't know We were at dinner a room. I guess rings we were getting drinks and she's like we made it she made a joke I used to be a guy What that's a joke Reggie, it's a bit I have a bit about this please don't fucking write a bit about this. I mean I made out with a before or after I have him she I Thought I think it's a joke. And then so we were in a cab.

So how was how does he promise it? Will you like what we saying? I honestly forgot what we were talking about, but it was it was the jokes. The jokes. I'm made talking about NASCAR. At least put in shit like that. You get jokits too. You want to make out. Sure. Kevin made that with Dale Earnhardt, Georgia. You good looking boy Kevin, I'll tell you that. God damn it. So you went on a date with her? Well, I met her down here after a show.

She just like approaching for a lighter and then like she was. You met her at Duplex. She's the gay bar. You met her at autograph, garage. Yeah, for the 10 people that I know, listen to this show, Duplex is a famous gay bar down here in the village. I really want to save this story for our podcast because I know it's going to get crotch and it would be fun.

This is going to be, we can do it again. So what happened, so she came and she's beautiful and she came up to me and was like, hey, you have a lighter and then I was like, what are you doing after this? First the guard. Yeah. I want to light my stoke. I'm putting in a roof upstairs. You look like a cute guy. What's your name? It's your story. Yeah, I'm from Brazil.

Yeah, she's Brazilian. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I have Brazilian half Italian. And I say that and people are like, that's the num-wom play from Brazil. Lives in Brazil. Yeah. Oh, oh fuck yeah Brazilian have a tight and I say that and people are like that's the number one place from Brazil lives in Brazil Yeah, oh, yeah, well lived in Brazil. Everyone's a does a number one place for yeah, did you put up what it did? I don't know no Thailand if he look good enough who cares really at this point Well, I say maybe I'm not so she have fake vagina or not I don't know so we were so the second time I met up with her again The second time before we were like finishing drinks That's when she made the guy joke

But it didn't register because I thought it was a joke so I'm like out whatever like I didn't think anything of it Then we get in the cab and we're making out in the cab and it like it all hit me like a fucking train wreck in my head I'm like how you said she was a fucking dude how drunk. We are I mean not drunk And like I knew what I was doing okay enough to be like I'm kissing a guy right He's just he's a psychopath about that shit anyway like you know germs And all that stuff he was drinking out of my bottle. Oh, who? Yeah, you have fucking AIDS fully We're not gonna take you don't not gonna take you all right

What what hair Joe do you use the Ebola virus? You can pass that one over Tommy on that one the Ebola virus It looks terrible. You could pass that one over Tommy on that one. Who wrote that joke? The Ebola virus? Quarantine this. Oh, that's fun. I kind of want the bomb there. Give it time. Oh, you'll get it. Sherville, what's going on with you? Oh, well, I didn't want to let him on now. Back to you. Oh, well, man, I had lunch today. I had a muffin.

I'm kidding, Chipotle. I'm going to pass it on to everybody, right? Posting duties here. That's what you do, folly, all right? Oh, yeah. What? That's it. So, no, I'll come back to your relationship,

and we'll talk about how your mom doesn't... She just really don't know you do comedy. I told my mom, the dad is another story. I mean, I didn't know that you're parents of therapists. Yeah, so this is why you're like you this is so And the reason why his mom's a horror Jesus Christ So I'm talking about time is a little peepy. Yeah, the time is a little we we all go back to the so

It all hit me. it's so yeah I'm fingering his butt and it all hit me in the cab I was like oh fuck this might be a dude so I got like start a panicking I didn't stop making out with him or her I might have like pulled back but so I was like the only way I can find out is if I start rooting around like start reaching around. Reach your hand. Did you? Yeah, no. Yeah, so she started like rubbing my like my dick through my pants. And so I'm like, oh, this is why don't let me rub. She obviously never said now. Once he was rubbing you dick, yeah, she kept it.

Well, she's supposed to do. Oh, wait, were y'all with the cab in this point? Yeah. Oh, got that you. The king of the make out with the cat. Oh, the cat. Oh, yeah, that's a call tell six from Makes us living in there

I'm like just live around the Just keep driving Make sure to say to dude My kibby's dick go all the way in when he's in a cab One of the way nothing right back. I knew that was coming because he waited three times I could say it now because he waited three times. I could say it. This is definitely a bomb.

She keep her wallet so hot. So hot. So I started reaching. So, alright, you started reaching. I started reaching and she like lets it. She like allows. She like opened up her legs so I started over the pants. I start feeling around and I didn't feel anything.

So I was like, alright. You go right in. What do you do? You didn't feel anything? You were just barking down. No, I didn't feel a so I was like all right you go right in what do you didn't feel anything? What's your barbie? No, I can't feel She was a little doll So king of the doubles you got to go underneath the panties. Starfinger in her. She's alright fully relax You're 72 years of knowledge Yeah, this isn't fucking World War two

Fucking check us a vacuum bro. Yeah This is not rolling out of town and that's funny. Some Japanese town we just took over. You want this loaf of bread you gotta work for. Yeah, you ever had a rag before? And then how'd you leave it off? So, we went out of the cab, she lives with her husband.

Yeah, tell him how you, so she, the plot thickens. It's a twist in the plot here. The first night of the matter, she told me she's a twist in the plot here. She caught the first night I met her she told me she's like I the other day came home from what I she quit her job was like I'm out of here Walked in so she was supposed to be a work She opens up the door to a apartment and her husband is blowing a dude. Oh, who so she's like we're getting to divorce And I was like well, how's it got by a drink and now looking back she ordered James and on the rock What's the smokiest whiskey you got?

Sure, the six pack of bloodlite. Oh, that is fucking hilarious. You definitely don't know what to do. I don't know. I'm supposed to meet up with her after this, so I'll let everybody know. Oh, I want to get involved in that group tag. I need to know what the fuck is going on.

She's, yes, she's really pretty. Dude, look at Bailey J. That is the hottest chick you'll ever meet in your life. Oh, yeah, but she's top right? He's got a unit on him. She's got a piece. I've got a beautiful one. Are we still in college?

We're in New York City, baby. No, but this is what that is. That's Bailey J. So I got out of the cab. That's a guy. Yeah, she is gorgeous. And you'll... Is your parents are?

Yeah. Does she have a... She has a peepee or... She has a fucking bigger unit than you that she owns. She's got a big ol' mom. Wait, she's have a she has a pp or she has a fucking bigger unit than you that she Wait, she's got a she's still got a pp. Yeah, ready. I fucking unit. What do you make that face for? What's wrong with you? It's 2014 What I can't say pp and make a face Yeah, yeah, she has a dick and she's fucking so hot Okay, would you fuck her? I might I don't know I let her blow me she's face. She's just seen Reggie's face Dude, no, I wouldn't fuck her by let her blow me

Yikes, yeah, dude, we don't know first time I first time I Hey, man, it's a 90s, I don't give a shit. First time I met her, Bobby goes to me, he's like, dude, she's hot, and I'm like, come on, she's a fucking guy. I'm not gonna be trying to show you, you're gonna fucking be trying to tell her. And I met her and I was like, oh my god, you're fucking really hot, she smells like a dude,

smells like a chick. I'm chopping up over here. She's just what I like, she is ultra gorgeous. What's up, Deepo? I'm with you, Sully. I'm with you on, I think she's attractive too. Just what I like. She is all gorgeous. What's that deeper? I'm with you, Scalic. I'm with you on, I think she's attractive too. I know she's beautiful. Yeah, and I tried taking that stance with my friends.

I was trying to explain it to her, like, for my, you know, friend outside of comedy. And there's that one guy you know. Right. Yeah. Yeah, at the 4 p.m. Mike. Yeah, I want some of these guys deep.

Oh, shut up. Oh, I know We go away. That was the new intern. That's why You guys want some waters huh? What's coffee? No, what I was trying to say was that I tried to take the stance like oh, yeah It's a beautiful tranny and everyone just think I didn't defend myself well and everyone thinks I'm doing You know what no you they haven't met her. I thought the same thing I was like no way we tracked the tour and I met her like oh my god

I mean I was a dude on Friday Anybody gets it it's time Tommy Kevin knows I fucked up Kippy right there. Sorry. I'm sorry Man, I don't know man. I don't know if I can fuck a trainee. She wouldn't like you don't worry Fuck you that Rihanna here, Clare. Oh, that's stupid. Ella, Ella. Come on, Rue Boy Boy, would you get it up? That was very nice. Really? That's pretty good.

Yeah, I like being here. You were complimenting yourself on knowing a Rihanna song. Tommy, you're quiet today. What's up, you buddy? No, baby. I'm just letting it go around. How's the job going? I don't know anymore. I heard about it on the podcast. I was like you're going on there to go and under Yeah, I'm out. I'm out here on my own, you know Stunt figure. Tommy works for no man. I can't believe you're that Oh, but this is funny. It's like a hunter. Stop talking over you. Fuck yeah, I know you guys been on a podcast before no not a good one

So I just look like a good one This week on our podcast I talked about how I lost my job and how I might let Foley move in with me. Oh, oh in January So I get a call from my dad the minute he gets off the podcast and he's like listen Do you need any money and don't move in with Foley? And he's like listen, um, do you need any money and don't move in with full Fucking bats dab in some of them, they know you you're fucking Major went to college wouldn't

Dude with folio my dad talk they are like to Vietnam That's hilarious what is why does why does a dad have a problem with foli? He doesn't have a problem with him He just knows that I shouldn't live with him. Yeah, okay. Yeah Why not sober guy fun guy Oh No, because he's boring as mean he sober I'm all juice top right now just cuz he dresses like he's an a a doesn't Yeah Wait, do I dress like that's pretty fucking Full table cover jacket you know, yeah, it looks like the fun my name's fully and I'm an alcoholic

It's like the weed dealer down at the bowling Who gets high on the fucking choose break Tommy's in the league look at him, but I I like not having a job. It's fun Right there with you buddy. It's amazing. We're out last night until seven o'clock in the morning. Oh, let's talk about it. Let's go a couple of broads Oh, couple of Cleveland fives That's right I'm not sure the girl that I was talking to is beautiful and oh yeah, she's a girl who's talking to She had a good personality

She was alright. She had a good wig What where were you guys last night? We had our show at the Laughing Devil comedy club, which we do every year. Oh, yeah, thanks for the invite for that There's a lot on there. I told you to come. Yeah, you call me to come not do a spot But you got you coming up baby. Yeah, I've been trying these guys, but I'm just like a pussy to put it on but uh I'm kidding shut up shug night he's gonna be dangling chivone out of the way yeah shug night yeah he's more of a biggie he'll be a biggie I think anything a sugar night Diabetes night Type 2 diabetes night I like how that's right. You have a you have a great one once a month show at left in devil promote that

It's no, no, no, it was great. Hold on a second. Oh The next one's pizza for all the people listening all nine of you come on out But so mean she's going we're out at the at the bar. We started getting up these two lovely ladies. But they're with the third girl, right? And the third girl is talking to these two British Marines. Right, British Commandos. These guys are like the one guy good looking at shit. He looks like James Bond from the 50s.

Yeah, he's Daniel Craig. Like he would like beat the shit out of a chick. And then the other kid was like weapon X. He was huge. He was just so silent. And like he just wanted to fight somebody at any moment. He was shot me daggers Pretty scared. So they came they came to the show. No That's why he had a shot at the bar. I like the depot good job. Yeah, I fucking like it We're not gonna end on of the radar like it. Oh, so

He was asking you a lot of questions. Vom did you feel nervous about that guy? Is he you questions when he found out we were comedians? He wanted to kill us because he apparently has killed in the past All right, okay cool You can't get the bottom you can't get the bomb on that ever just being terrible This does not compute when he found out we were comedians We were in big trouble we grabbed our beers and got out of there. Well, I'm glad I set you up on that one. So how are you about to seven in the morning? We went to the diner. We were at the bar until four. We went to the diner. It takes me like 45 minutes to get home. I got

home around 30. You got plastic. What's going on? we made out a little bit you know she's you want to hold this a little cast kiss cat daddy Cassidy I'm surprised I'm sure and try it and Tom Cassidy does clean up clean he has a way with the women I'm not afraid I'm not afraid I didn't work I can see it's nice to do a fuck he's never been he's been a nice oh my god but yeah do okay with the ladies Does good with the guys Great with the guys you do good you do great with the haircut you do you do do do do do it It was terrible, but I liked it. I'm not going to get a flashback. I'm not going to get a flashback.

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I'm not going to get a flashback. I'm not going to get a flashback. I'm not going to get a flashback. I'm not going to get a flashback. I'm not going to get a flashback raining cold, but we had a good good audience. Shave on one first go ahead Shave on one first. Should I go first? No, you went Was he third actually? Yeah, we're moving up. We tucked him away Sorry little robot in the cupboard Don't that's great. He's been murdering. He's no I haven't seen him in ages. So yeah, it does great Deepo I'm sure like the before and after gonna be a huge for me

Deepo I'm sure like the before and after gonna be a huge for me Striper self-in he's been digging out of the lantern for the last 14 months me is getting He's getting strong. I read you hosted on the sidewalk Res know you guys already hosted last night. Yeah, brutal. Oh, man. What's your approach? Uh, what do you do? Be funny. I don't think you know blow it mumbling. Yeah, he had simple instructions go up Let them know what's going on tell them that hey guys This is for our podcast the center city comedy show. This is center city comedy live show We want to thank everybody for coming. Why are you doing that now? Just like it Reggie goes up there and he's like hey, what's up? We do a podcast. I just a podcast show It's me and a full white guys

We got a microphone and We got we got we got we got we got we got headphones Yeah, you can't Reggie's not good with directions. I realize that not at all man Especially when they're fucking beating over do this do that and then I'm like yeah Yeah, I told you once simply had a fucking play. What are you talking about? We didn't all that shit at the end of the show, we was like, say this and say that. Say, hey, come out and get a picture with this. Thanks for coming.

Listen to the podcast. Come back next month. Yeah, that is rocket son. Yeah, get a monkey to do. Well, it's more than eight words. It's a perfect actual 10th grader. That's what he is basically. He just like, we're all his teachers.

See? He's doing it right now. 10th grade is dick. He's over that. Like, definitely just straight to that. I didn't even notice it. I ain't. I know you are, but what am I? Who was the special special guest last night? You had Monroe on the month before, who was last night? Last night we had a deer and we had a Robinson. A deer Robinson. A deer Robinson. Chris Cac. Chris Cahn.

And Mike Cross was on the show. Quite a drop off. Oh, that's a huge off. Mike Cross is on the show. All right, cool guys. I see how it is. Don't worry about it. Cross was going to understand it.

It's fine. Cool. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going All right, cool guys, to see how it is, don't worry about it. Cross was going to understand it. It's fine, cool. See how it is. I want you on tomorrow, baby.

Tommy. Tommy. All day. To be fair, we don't have a show tomorrow. If we did, put Deepu on first. I'll be a deepu. I'm a great setup, guys. So fucking bring it.

Oh, I like it. I'm way too cocky. I can tell right now. You're like, I'm like, yeah, back to you. Yeah. Yeah. You know what guys so fucking bring it. I like it. I'm way too cocky. I can tell right now I thought yeah, you know what? You know why deep who has a young chick trying to prove that she's old Yeah, deep who hasn't got fucking hounded on the podcast yet like he's only been on the shit with the show With like Dan and then like Dan was off and then Joe was on and Lewis He's never got all three of them at once where it just constant fucking boom boom boom boom boom boom Then then he'll go down. What's up?

Yeah, no, Dan's got a voice for him already. It's killer. Yeah, it's basically Dalsam from Street Fighter. But you know what it also is I'm not giving anyone any openings. I'm not really like they know you're dumb, right? So they kind of go after you, but they don't really know anything about me, right? I don't know. Yeah, Deepo tell us about your life. I'll give you a couple openings. I'm a son of a doctor. I'm a son of a rich. know anything about me right yeah deep hotel is about opening a doctor

rich you can go after that angle doctor yeah where is the where he doesn't do it he's not a long-time doctor he's just pedal pills a doctor uh... in New York state in Brooklyn where did he grow up

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Oh, so deep who's fucking rich? Yeah, you know, that's what it really is. Yeah, Staten Island yikes Not not like a rich area, but we were you know, you don't work. No, I don't live at home with them I live it. I live it home. I still How old are you D. Pooh 285 almost 26. Yeah cool me too 20 years ago I didn't start comp no where 33. What do you want from me? It shows Yeah, yeah I get scum was sitting back in his chair. I know I really got the fucking lean going on today

So so what's going on with you? Oh? Not too much to know No, I love it. Come on, Chivong tell us about your family how your mom is I won't say good your mom I'm sure your parents my parents aren't that rich. They work as a burger king. Yeah, oh really? Yeah, they're therapists and fucking Virginia. What do you mean? Growing up we had a lot of kids are a dog and a goat Hey, those are some village there. You can't tell the goat things It's got to be confidential what what stays with What the goat says my my phone's losing it right now

This thing in my face Jesus I feel like Professional all right. Yeah, give her have one of my Speaking to the what every single night on my cross a show. So yeah, so He's on your show so the most recent thing about me last week. I slept with the girl with big bushy eyebrows. Oh I told you I was reading a training. Huge dick. Big bush guy, Browse. How was the pus? Well, you know, she was bossy and she...

Uncapped. She told me what to do. Yeah, as I said, it was a pus like uncapped. Wait, no, the pus was firing. The eyebrows were big. Yeah. What'd she tell you to do? Get out.

I don't know. She told me to use... Nothing on that. Get out. That's what you should do. I know. Can I tell them? I'm trying here ¡Qué tal! Eso es lo que hay que hacer. ¡No, no! ¡Oh! ¿Qué te hace? Yo estoy en aquí, estoy en la gente que no se le va a hacer.

Ben y Viva la emoción de la Navidad con Yfema Madrid. Malinche, Guá, Juvenalia, Círclasica, oro viejo, Christmas by Starlight, Bres y muchos más para disfrutar con familia y amigos. La Navidad cobra vida con Yfema Madrid. Entre Yfema.es y compra tu entrada entrada Y Fema Madrid, siente la inspiración You didn't know that yeah, no, it was in the email chip to hear the name don't worry We didn't get take a shit. We didn't get an email. We just got a shitty group text Did you get mad at me for not responding today? I honestly I knew you were gonna respond. That's why I as I guess everyone is everyone comments today Yeah, I know you are

I knew you are a respond anyway. That's why I confirmed whether I'm like are you good? Yeah, yeah, yeah I know yeah, I know some think that you're making any decisions or anything like that. You're in the back seat. Shut up. That's all I got. Deep, what's going on the chat room? Who's talking to you? How's things on ISIS TV?

We get night. We got zero of the boys there. I just threw the computer out the window. Look at the shit. Strawberry Sucker says the black dude looks sounds like Patrice. Ooh, all right. That sounds dead. What's with your face? Shrawberry sucker says the black dude looks sounds like Patrice That's how about this is happy though he wore on the fucking special. Yeah, that's dope Is that better be bolted down a Reggie's fucking walk on with that?

Yeah, I'll stab Reggie if he takes that what else you got going on the chat room? Yeah, they're just talking about some cells. It's not much there really fight them on some cells not fighting They're pretty they're just talking about how good the video looks alright Deepo all right All right Doing something that 420 that's the most yeah burst when I've gotten on this podcast reimbursement. Yeah, yeah Couple of claps from Foley. That's about it Don't good kid. You're right. I'm fucking see you on

I tweeted you out the other day. I gave like you know what you have been good to me You've been sending a lot of Twitter Twitter people my way. Yeah, and I don't find this guy who wants to attack me That's all he wants to do Yeah, I'm gonna go at it before you know, it's all said and done. No, I like deep. fight all the time. You guys are like an old married couple, but they're not together as much as we are though Like we fight cuz you're a fucking annoying Five days because you steal my chains and shit like that. Yeah, and listen to the door. Why I'm getting hot pussy I made a girl's part. I made a girl's part last night for the first time Because she looks like Anciamai mom.

That was syrup. She was just throwing up when it comes out of her mouth. It doesn't count. It's funny, because she was like, oh, I ruined your bed. I was like, no, you ruined Adam's bed. I'm moving out in a month. Oh, my God. You are disgusting old man.

You're just disgusting, pathetic old man. This fucking dummy, we live in the same place We leave the show he thought that I was gonna cast a train and not get in the cab Yeah, cuz she's like I'll pay for a cab back to the house. I'm like let's go and his mother Here's at a nowhere I want to get behind the back It's what he does let it come on. No, that's fucked up. You got the same place. We were making out the back of the cabin It was dead silent right here ready to go to the to the driver You know maybe put some music on or something I know there was lips smacking back there, but it sounded like two mooses was back

Pacific Rim monsters Pitting one another Holding what me to catch a key Fuck that's fucked up that's fuck that's not No, no, no, you go to the same put you know you're gonna bang it. You're on the same place. That's fucked up Hey, you're not good. You're not good with girls And dump one of us in the last chopper Alright, alright, it's not fucking talk. Reggie. Give any money to the cab. Fuck no

They'd read see I ain't... She got a mouth! This is straight! You got to sit on the side, bitch! I got the key! I got the key! We'll go pay for the lights! We'll go cut the lights on! He's my toilet, find out!

So where'd you meet this girl? On a fucking day! Did you come to the show last night? Yeah, she saw your set? Stop, yeah, of course. Oh, alright, yeah, I'm just sat and thought to the show last night? Yeah. She saw your set. Stop. Yeah, of course. Oh, alright.

I'm just saying, no, I thought that you f**king thought of his lesbian. Yeah. She's hot. She's like, wow, your strap-homes really good. So, uh, you f**k, she brought her, you brought her to the show? It wasn't the first time I hooked up with that one. Oh, okay. And I can understand if it was his first time hooking out with her after she went with her.

No, still, f**k that. It's the first time you go in the cab right home now Fuck that. Can you know was raining and cold? Can we talk about the juggling that went on? Yeah, I Place with different tender brages. Oh, I'll just you do That's a fucking actually good idea I'm a drink too I can't wait till someone staves him in the neck Scum in it. How neck. Classic scumbag. I get whacked like scumbag.

Scumbag. How was that a scumbag move? How do you do it? Hold on. At the end of the show, how do you maneuver it? Do they all know each other though? Last thing was a little dicey because my ex-girlfriend was there. So how do you maneuver that one?

We were all jumping in and out. Like, I was talking to one because he was sweating. He started to sweat. But at the end of the show, you're kind of like, yo, it's not you'd say hi to everybody. Had you maneuver that? That's a good show. I was expecting my ex girlfriend in the group

that she was just like bounce, but they hold hung out at the bar. And you know how small that club is. And then the fucking Tinder bro, I was like, I'm going to stay too and chill out. I'm like, oh, great. Cool. And she was at the bar staring at like, like,

staring at like she wanted him to, but he was trying to work the room and go around. So I went over and talk to her for a minute. I probably couldn't fuck but I had left She's actually worried about that when I live when I left this morning Like she gonna go into the bedroom of fucking wait. She stayed in the place get some black wee wee Get some black wee wee. She's standing in a place. He left and she stayed there. Yeah, yeah, she's still anything That's good to leave stealing lady there Stay there. Yeah, yikes. She's still anything that's good to leave stealing lady there

You know the police makes like a six figure salary. She's not still and she's going out with you Yeah, man. I want to tell you she came with their own cake mix People make money of low self-esteem to guys Totally thank you So you have old happy chicks you have at last night Okay, most of have it was three it's right three there that was oh I remember that one dicey situation They're all tip-to-scale at a combined four thousand Wait a one-ton Jesus Christ, so don't they get pissed at there like they're all there. They don't fucking know what he nuts. Oh, are you looking at like Charlie Shane?

Yeah, they do Who do you ever kiss a girl? Shit against his religion so women who have agreed to let fully enter them. Yeah Not get any rocket science is the one swallowed a nickel I think a rushed to the hospital To be fair we missed still her for a queen star Fuck you guys go ahead To fully was so I want to make a joke that bombs just so I have the bomb down

I know I can I wanted it if you get it at the edits you know what you don't want at the end Yeah, I didn't want it at some point. I didn't want to know more after I got it I got it now. I don't want somebody else to bomb. Well no fully Was really excited you got some push last night came off the room naked You said that it was sitting on the end of his bed like a little kid here and fun during lightning for the first time You rub one out to it? No hell ill to this See her Only baby looks like an extra in the help

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Shut up, stinky. Regular, regular. I don't know if fucking do no coaxie arrow. Damn, we need to do regular. We need to do regular. I'm going to do regular. This is great. No, listen, hey, I like this.

I knew you guys were going to be fun. You guys. You're good. I know I had fucking invited here to come to. Povon, he said no. No, yeah, it was like you little fuck Povon got lice anyway, I don't think you look like he's got no, he's got he's what's up with him? He's so hyper sometimes and I'm like do it. I can't take you right now. You're too fucking hyper. I'll say this I love pivon. Yeah, I love pivon

I think he's a good kid The bone, a couple of pies He's a good ship He's actually the only one who has actual representation Yeah, really? Representation, I should say yes I have a manager in my office That's just a manager And an HR manager

The department manager What have you taken your breath of? I've booked you in a five minute smoke break last night BOMB Wasn't good All right, so we were so folies Hooking up with fucking fatties Kevin's looking up with Trannies Yeah, we're winning baby Reggie jerking off the fatties

Pretty good to Reggie does well slow down. I know that you think Reggie fuck's raw though. So yeah, Reggie Reggie fucks in two or six basements Yeah, Reggie, yeah Reggie fucks in 206 basements Bad terms I should say Stella's still fucking hazy for that He used to European but then I I don't do tourists I don't like your friend Reggie

I'll never forget she goes to me We're doing a show one time And she goes When the blacks come on, you must lower Mike They're too loud She said that I've been saying it for years When the blacks come on you must lower Mike they too loud I've been saying it for years What do you got when he got his dick sucks? She was like tell your friend to get the room She was

You fucking in the bathroom. Yeah, of course she's gonna be pissed It was only fucked up because I went into the the females bathroom If I went into the guys breath you would not have fit with that girl into the men's Oh, that's a million of the urinal Mexican prison bathroom How many white girls have you banged Reggie? She was a doos on a corner like four or five? How many upset white fathers are there? That would hurt my heart That would hurt my heart. Shripped by the kind of nisman. You're a regular one time.

There was a girl. I brought a girl to a six. It was a white girl. And she said she liked talking I was black, dude. And you're like, that's disgusting. Nasty bitch. Now suck my dick. I like that.

I don't like girls that don't like me. Like I like. All of them. Love that. Man, the girls that don't like me don't you like that like a girl that doesn't like you at first but then you got to kind of you know you got to win the world you got to be all right what about that one you were hooking up with the horse face killer what about oh yeah Scott

sharp sharp sharp we've got a lot of names for Reggie's this chick could have lost with a jump rope take the Lincoln tunnel from one tooth to the other holy shit god damn She's rocking the straight-hand gas she could just slide a hot dog in with her Holy shit, yeah, she was beat that was my first driver men offline And she had those glasses she look at the old guy from up. She was brutal. Oh, there you go He's on a roll. He was on a roll. Yeah, he was on a roll. He was on a roll. Yeah, he was on a roll.

That joke went damn. It was like one too many tags when you do a joke. Yeah, that's what it was up. But Dan, why don't you put the cones up? You're like, you can fucking construction work on the highway with that hat on. Now, now you can have it. Yeah, you can have it.

Air traffic controller. Yeah. Playing guys. You're putting it too low, sir. I've just never been on a plane. Yes, I have. Have never been on a point You been on a plane yeah a greyhound bump in a stop doesn't count Greyhound going fast over a speed bump doesn't count thanks. Give me what time the Chinese make up us fucking flip the rail

But no that girl was the first grime men off line when I moved here online you mean right? Yeah Yeah, whatever that's what they do they correct me off because you stupid the half Yeah, you're terrible Line at the welfare of we know it's about every time I see Reggie a fucking smile. I don't know why you have it It's got a lick abilities. Yeah, likable idiot. Yeah, but you're like a Monroe. Just not funny Yeah, likable idiot. Yeah, but you're like a monro just not funny I tried That coaches his bomb on the back Oh, it's I talked about that today. Yeah, he got off he got off

That too I would have loved to punch that chick right the fucking no one picked up line. Yeah me too. Oh She was fucking what was what she was she was she said how did the whole thing start? I don't know how it started, but she I just heard them making fun of his jacket. Yeah, that's how I started I'm but he no she had to do something had to happen before that subway. Yeah. Oh But I know she had to do something had to happen before that subway. Yeah. Oh He slapped a lady When black girls go off man, who look out, but she had a coming she bit her tongue. That's what pissed me off on a watch She went like and then she hit him and it and he slapped the shit I you see the ones they remix like he slapped her and the sonic rings came out yeah see that oh fuck a great a lot and it was one it was one where he

it was one where he slapped her and it paused and then like a soul came out like that slap was so serious he really did slap the soul out of there that's the best description it was like slap I saw like post like four times before I finally like he slapped the soul like all right I finally got like oh fuck he slapped you soul out of there. That's the best description. It was like slap, I saw like post like four times before I finally, like, I slapped the soul. Like, alright, I finally got a, I was like, oh fuck, he slapped you, shit out of that. The best was she, she, she's- Fuck that dude up too, the guy that- The guy was like six, seven, he was a huge.

Jack and that guy up. He was. I don't understand why I called him like this. I was like, I was jumping the beat the guy up, were they friends with her? They're probably just seeing him get slapped and- Dude, he was walking on the subway car fucking right in the- You know the funniest part was? You watched that? And once the slap happens, you see every white person just shit.

Get out of there. Fucking the fuck. That's my stop, huh? They knew, why people know that shit happened, you get the fuck out of there. I was there, I was there. Seven to have a new, close to none. That's the F-train, that's the thing.

I would have been there for all the out in the West Forces. Yeah, because the next stop is the next stop West Forces. Yeah. That was like 420 in the morning. I'd have been under the bench. Leave that Show. Leave that shit close to Coney Island. Yeah, don't break that man hat. I would have been there. You're right. I mean, out rolling. Yeah, you would. No, but that shit that shit. She totally deserved it. I tweeted. It was something it was called it's called Global Colt Global Grind and they got like over 70 something followers, and they retweeted me over 70 followers. That's a lot of followers, 70, 70, 70, whatever.

Oh man, how many followers are it? It's supposed to come in out of his ears. Litch, litch, litch, litch, if they have 70 followers. No, not 70. And your phone has 1500. How many followers are both at the game? Anyway, they retweeted what I said, and my tweet ended up in the article that somebody wrote on the internet.

So I had a lot of you seen it. Yeah, I had a lot of like people that seen it and was responding to me But I started to ignore them after a while because there was people trying to take up for the girls I was like oh, I was they tweeted that you're saying shit to you. Yeah, yeah Just like she's still a one man and blah blah I know it half of it. Now you slap that bitch. She didn't want to to fucking shoe. Yeah, yeah, apparently he was bleeding the best was she's like she said how she wore Steve Madden like that was the fucking big it was the greatest thing around like Sweetheart Steve that and she Is that wolf a Wall Street right now

That yeah, so I love that video that video is fucking hilarious One of the greatest definitely one of the greatest fight videos. I've seen it a subway a while Yeah, that was a good one yet you got a couple a year a couple good subway I know the fight videos I can the public fight videos online. They're great Wait now how to you to want what a guy with a kid died in the locker room? Jesus, we're not going that hard Yeah, he's his close Facebook bring it down We're not going that hard Facebook bring it down on Facebook like after a certain time I just go through Facebook

And it was just one where kid accidentally dies and he's the one that started the fight and he was trying to be funny and Make his friends lab jump at this guy so the guy snapped and he grabbed it from the back and slammed them on his head Jesus and he snapped his neck and the cut and his friends were like get up get up Then they all realized he was dead and they all said what the camera was still rolling that was great cool story can't get a bomb on that story but you should of I'm not gonna lie did you kill a puppy after you watch that thanks fucking be heading videos are hilarious that's crazy uh... yeah the the what else came out of you see the the

the girl who fake drunk the uh... she was fake being drunk in the middle of Hollywood Boulevard and they had guys go up to her and Like, hey, baby. Let's go to my place. Yeah, but it was fake They said they went to my first TV credit They went to the guys and we're like, hey, to do me a solid. We're doing a sketch here Pretend like you want to bring this girl back to your place Whatever and then they did that and they put this video out like Guys just come bags and then all they're doing Cuz I was gonna say you didn't tell guys that cuz guys are you know

No, did she was have she pretend to be hammered in the middle of the day No one's really that and she's fucking smoking hot. Oh, it's only day. That's weird You know everybody else is sober. Yeah smoking hot just a fucking 10 in the middle of Hollywood Boulevard Those guys walking up tour trying to talk to her. They are so the like she's like hey guys up Hey, I'm so drunk. Do you know where the bus is and the guys are like oh, yeah I got a bus. I know where the bus is over here. Why don't you come to my place? I can't find my house and chill like that But they make it seem like it's fucking really happening so all these guys are being accused of being rapist

Yeah, one oh so I was actually I talked about some loses podcast today one of the guys is like a one of the He does drums on Hollywood Boulevard and he's getting like fucking death threats by people saying you're rapist This is terrible what you did one guy posted on his Facebook wall that they hey this was a joke It was a sketch. He's he's getting death threats now So I hope they fucking sue the company. They should that's book. They didn't blur anyone's face out So it's it sucks. Hey,'t blur anyone's face out. Let's wrap it up. So it sucks. Hey, that's what happens when bitches be drunk. So I'm gonna try to get in there.

Jesus. Gotta kinda, you know? Richie Conquest is no way to fill in the couch. Or Rycast. Uh. Andrew Shivon incorporate it. Hey. Tom Cassidy, a lot of dreams.

How about you? I'm a KIPPY LLC. Kevin Ryan's eyebrows Any good subsidiaries. How about those Kim K picks though? Oh I'll tell you what's hot. I dude first of all What's your name Chelsea handler dude her titty her titty picture? Yeah, I thought Chelsea handler and her picture with her ass is even hotter because she has her panties down Oh, yeah, she's all sexy

The way saying that's like my dad's telling me it's so I saw her in a nudie magazine too Sorry on a stag film, huh not too bad. I'm not what a fucking lesbian haircut you got You don't like him case ass. It's fake. No, she's gross.. It looks like a me a gross. What is he grow? How's he grow? She's this she's a disgusting human being and what are you? I'm a disgusting human being that's why the devil knows his own What you wait you two think she's disgusting too. I mean of course I don't think Let's go to the... She's fucking horrible.

That ass is all fake. It's all fucking cow-lo-y. So is yours. So is mine. Oh, my goodness. Mine's all cheeseburger. It's a dollar, man. I worked for it. I think it's beef.

Dude, if she's thinking, if she'd dropped naked in front of you, you would fucking drop her a hat. I would not in two seconds. I wouldn't know what to do. Shut up. Come on. She look good. I'm not going to... Have you know to do it. Yeah, come on. She was the she look good You see the booby pick of her the booby pick

We get you're getting that fucking that honestly Was that the first gonna question is there a virgin hair in the soul? Virgin panda The bible study come on guys Your buddy Gary show you that in fourth period Can we please give this guy a cry on? Can we all talk at the same time or just five of us at the same time? Jesus Christ. What?

We're really going to hod over each other. Tommy's right here. Can you say anything? Now I got nothing off. Tommy took that out off. Tommy, what do you think about Kim Casepix? I think she's beautiful and I mean this is like a played out thing but I mean there's something to her a lot of women fuck people on video and they don't make their whole entire fucking family famous So I think she's the shit. I think she's a shit too. I agree with Tom

But that's fame for the wrong reason. That's like sending the wrong message Okay, she did it alright, so if you have famous for fucking doing a dumb sketch that has done to do a comedy you blew up You'd be like oh no, I I wanna be treated as a comedian. You take the fucking fame. Wait, say it again. Do you got famous for something? Do you want to take the question? Something else other than comedy.

Say you did something stupid and you went viral and you're famous and then you got work from comedy. You wouldn't take the work? I would take the work. Yeah, you got money. I don't really, yeah, I got Jesus. Oh, I don't understand what exactly what So it's well the concern is bullies upset because he gets mistaken for Chloe Cardin

Who's looking good by the way if she's the pictures over she's looking really good. I like the other one What's the other ones name the little one? Course. Oh Courtney's fucking sexy. The hottest one is Kendall the young She's gorgeous. She's a fucking smoke. He's old enough to be her father. Yeah, that's yeah I like the mom Mom's hot too. She's banging that young black. Yeah, I fucking mind the mom I don't know Kevin's alley Bruce Jenner. Oh, yeah, I was a kid. He was like the shit. He was like the man

Yeah, in 72. We know The 22 Olympics. I only know Kim McCloy. I didn't know he had other family members That's how much I give a fuck about the Kardashian Yeah, all right, Deepo. How is the how's the how's the how was the stream working out? Streams working great. No one's really in chat. No one's really in chat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, start something up Well, we got out of here soon. This is kind of, this is kind of me kind of wrapping it up here. I got a A 30 spot at LOL. The gerbil tank hot night tonight. Yeah. Hey, a 25 checks by

the New York comedy club. No big deal. I got an A 34 am track out of Penn station. What do you guys doing today? Anything good? I got a head back to Philly. What? How can you go back? You go back every week? I have some. You know why I'm going back?

Yeah, the family. He's just doing, he just did that to fucking do that. You got something going with the family? Oh, I'm talking about it on here. No one's going to hear it. Don't worry about it. Yeah, I'm still not talking about it. That was my bad.

I don't really remember. All right, I'm still not talking about that. That was my bad. I really remember. All right, let's have the stream is good. Yeah, everything's good. Yeah, we're not gonna get you. We're not gonna get you. Clap that's old. Thanks for having us, man. We can't lose your arms in the jacket. I'll wrap it up, Paulie. Don't worry about it. I got a few things. I'll get a last sec. Thank you. I like to say, Mom. Jesus. Fucking use car sales. Oh, he really does. Let's give a shout out to Bobby. Little Kelly. Thank you. Shavon, what do you got?

Thanks for being here. Twitter, A Shavon. I'm upset I have the bandana for the booby thing, but. No, one of us might do a bomb at the end of the episode. I don't know if this might go out. This might go out. I don't know. Maybe we'll do it

as a fucking Thursday episode one time, probably not. But, you know, thank you guys for coming and testing this out by the way. This is dope worries, yeah. Reggie, what do you got? Reds Conquest, RGG Conquest, follow me on Instagram too. All right, Deepo, pat him down before you leave. I like this studio's very nice.

Fully. Yeah, if we could, just check out the Center City Comedy podcast on SoundCloud. We're on iTunes. You can hit me up on Twitter, HFully on Ice, or C underscore C underscore comedy on Twitter, Center City comedy, Center City comedy.com, coming soon. And thanks, buddy.

Are you the president of Center City Comedy? No. No, no, I just, because you just plugged everything everything i was like it you like the founders make money up or something now i would say me casty and uh... cotton you know would be the why isn't kind of the podcast that's just you know it's funny we're talking about that last night uh... he had a podcast when we start yet so there's a podcast called first world problems with

the uh... yeah and so it's all in the same umbrella and you know when kippy decided you know we want to do a podcast Kippy said hey we should do a center city comedy podcast I agree with them and you know Cassidy and Reggie wanted to do one too. I was like what's all do one together and Shivone had a credit card so we bought this shit. Oh I really fucking like your podcast it's funny I listened to it So it's a good shit. Thanks for having Kevin What do you got at Kevin Ryan 0 0 And just come right comedy.com boom Tommy at Cassidy comedy. Thanks for having me pal. Hey buddy Oh you guys I love you guys you guys are the best

Deep who just follow me on Twitter at r2d poo. This was great Test everything. Follow me. We'll go to have a crack-crisco po. You can get me on the Twitter. Twitter. And thank you guys for coming out tonight. I appreciate it.

Much love. And we'll talk to you soon. Be good. Bye. You've been listening to the YKWD podcast. Thanks for listening. Now go back to your shitty jobs. Check out riotcast.com for all the best podcasts on the internet. And they're all free.

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