Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - The Comedy Express

Episode Date: July 16, 2018

This week Colin Quinn, Dan Soder and Keith Robinson join Bobby for a ride on the Comedy Express!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You're listening to Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude on the Riotcast Network Riotcast.com Welcome to the funniest podcast on the planet Earth. This is gonna be a clutch to fuck. This podcast has no rules. What are the mic assholes? I'm sure I've already said should I regret it? Can I get a microphone? No, that's a fuck.

That was trying to keep it like a comic head. I have a bunch of guys on. It's just us sitting down and yapping. Sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's at no top, it's no direction. I love doing it. Way both sides of the coin. That's how it all holds the cards.

You love the card, huh? You want to do it? Do you think my podcast is popular enough? I might affect somebody's life. You never know. It's Robert Kelly, so you know what to podcast on lightcast.com. Yeah. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up everybody? We're back with another episode of You Know What, dude? I was here at the beginning. I started all this. You know, of course it is your podcast. I'm talking about In General Podcasting.

You didn't, I mean, okay, you were at the beginning, but you didn't start it. I was right there. Before anybody. Not before anybody. Who? Keith and the girl. Where are they before me? I think so.

I think legitimately they were one of the first podcasts. All right. Well, dig up. You know what's even weirder is I'm thinking about old school. You know what, dude? Yeah. I'm sitting where you used to sit. Like where the table used to sit.

Yeah, table was right there. Because I was like, did you, were you always, and I remember you being like, that the fucking floor is crooked, dude. Yeah, you used to sit like where the table is. Yeah table was right there I was like did you really always remember you being like the fucking floors cricket day. Yeah, I used to slide Yeah, and that's happening. That's why I brought it. That's why I think about I just have to plant my feet and hold them Yeah, like they were like the the sixth legs of the chair. I was looking back through a bunch I'm about to delete my Facebook why I just I don't fuck with it anymore. What I don't I don't ever go on it So why delete it? It just feels weird. It just feels like a room, I'm not using.

A room, you're not, so you don't just, what do you just board up the fucking room? Okay, well, you know, why don't you just, what are you doing it to say, let me just ask you, what are you doing at Topey? Can I just, can I just say it before you answer it? I just answered it. Yeah, you like my wife.

Well, now we're married, I love you. I love you and I feel comforted by you. I just answered it. Yeah, you like my wife. Well, now we're married, and I love you. I love you and I feel comfort. I love you too. Are you doing it to just say, to let, because it's not a bad thing, I'm not saying it's a bad thing to do it. Are you doing it to just say, hey, I'm deleting my Facebook,

so that you let people know, like you can do this, you don't need Facebook. Yeah. Okay, then there you go. Because I think it's past its use. I think everyone's like moved on. I think everyone uses like Twitter and Instagram and other stuff and I think like the whole point of Facebook.

Now it's for parents. Now I just notice like the people that are posting heavily are like parents and they're just like, oh, this is how I feel about something. It's like, I don't fucking care. You're from the 20s? Yeah, that's all my friends' parents are from the 20s. They were very super.

Yeah, they're computer fans. I don't like this. What says that there was a black man in front of President for eight years? That was wishby. Yeah. Come on down. Now there's a luru chicken, the law office.

Yeah, I just, it's just fucking, it's an echo chamber. You just go and you see people saying the same shit to people that want it's fucking dumb. First of all, the echo chamber thing, where did you get that from? An article I read. Thank you. I just learned that man.

Eight days ago. Say what you want about this podcast. You ain't getting away with fucking echo chamber. You're not walking the drug. Well, that's actually a certain thing. Well, you know what, again, you're right about the echo chamber. I have fucking dumb Keith Robinson's money just ready for him. So I have to shut him up. For what? I lost the bet. I know what? Yeah, you're right about the echo. I have fucking dumb Keith Robinson's money just ready for him. So I have to shut him up for what?

I lost the bet. I'm what? I bet on Sweden versus England in the World Cup. Are you a dumb dumb? I don't know. I kind of wanted to see Sweden go. Oh God, here. Oh, rock and roll, Colin Quinn.

There you go. You're right in the middle right there. Where do you think you go? Right? Center stage, baby? Oh my god What a key's not coming Tell me he's not getting his fucking dumb $25 did he tell you he's not coming? Oh Weeks

Colin can I tell you I really like the straw in the mouth bad boy looking. Oh, thanks I think about it. Colin, can I tell you I really like the straw in the mouth bad boy looking? Oh, thanks Colesy only one that can wear like original Ray bands and look cool. Yeah Your face is made your hide cheekbones your English woman cheekbones were made for Ray band sunglasses Whether they give on Yeah, well, I know whether they were whether they get fun Yeah, I thought just said don't do that. Yeah, please don't do that anymore Don't do it on my podcast if you're gonna do it on my podcast somebody film it I get on that ground pick that camera up. I don't like that Bobby's trying to get on the front page of Ontario bang I have I can get on the front bank of a tear bank if he died

See what else happened that day in comedy I'm not a bank of a tear bank if he died. I will see what else happened that day in comedy. There could be a riveting Nenet breakdown. That might bump them to the second page. Nobody named Nenet should be in comedy. He's just on a net. And he flannels on the way home from Vermont. That's the name of the sped up.

Not even downtown Burlington on the road leaving. On the way home home like an old barn They sell antiques and the nets fucking flannels and and quilts. It does sound like a quilt store. I got this at the net And that's yeah, it's awful Yeah, so is he is he not showing up? I don't know your guesses as good as mine first. Well who fucking bought those for you Where'd you steal them? I'll say this. I know how you got those glasses somebody gave them to you. Yes, but I know because you don't buy things like that It was a part of like a gift pack. Yeah, I'll tell you where I was on some fucking Some something you did with your famous friends, right?

Because you're you're like the Bernie Sanders of comedians. You hang out with the rich rich but then you're really down with the poor poor like me. Oh man Bobby you it's so clear that you feel like Colin side piece right now. I of course I'm just Colin side piece. Yeah I'm a secret I'm a secret lover. He's the one that calls you at two in the morning just you know. He's never called me I call him all the time. He's never could once in a while. He'll call me and go, what's up? And I'm like, are you okay? You I'm expecting what's up? You mother fucker after that like I did something. Whoa. Yeah, but no, you don't call me. No, I don't call him It would have been the perfect opportunity to go. No, I do call you I would have been the perfect opportunity to go, no, I do call you.

You all right? Yeah, but I just came in out of the heat. You guys are like on a roller ready. What time do you start this 12 o'clock? Exactly, one o'clock when we started. Man, one o'clock. It's like one o' two. Are you okay?

You look good. Yes. Little flushing. I'm a little peeked from the, you know, getting off the e-train, you know, until crazy these days. They still run the train like a common man. Yeah.

You're like it. You're a little train like a common man. Yeah, you're like it. You're a little pale like a Lord of Dune cookie. It drives me so nuts. That he refused to call them Lord of Dunes. There's a Lord of Dunes. I don't even know what you guys are talking about. That's his favorite of Dunes he calls them. It's not a thing.

It's an ain't Lord of Dune. You don't know what a Lord of Dune is. Oh, it's a Lord of Dune. It's the exact cookie you think Colin would like with a tea. Just a dry biscuit. Sugar cookie. Yeah, it's like a blot white Yeah, vanilla just a bit. I just I just left the box home because they were actually they were like moist Which is disgusting moist load of dude just was about the throwman the garbage and I said let me wait

I get home. Oh, man. Those are such fucking ant Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Colin has the taste of an English Ant. What are you doing? Dan just turned around like this and looked at me after he said it like this. I was getting him like yeah. I didn't know you enjoyed shortbread cookies. What happens when you get older Dan? Does your taste buds go to shit? No, you can't have like sodas too much sauces to spice. You need really just down the middle food. You like trees and birds and comfortable shoes. Wow. What a root.

So you're saying you have retirement taste buds. Yeah. Yeah, but I've always liked Loan of Dune. So I like him since I was a kid. Yeah. Yeah, look at those fucking English pale eyes. You know, yeah, he's always liked law and I like him since I was a kid. Yeah, yeah, look at those fucking English pale eyes Yeah, he's he's been a tea and biscuit lover since he was a boy. Yeah, he's got a real Anglo-Saxon teller. Yeah, you can it when he was a roomie didn't hear him playing with toys

She's a tea and a saucer clanging together Mother read me another one of the cantabare tales Does this sigh or leave his woman? Wait all the fucking Lord of Doves! Yeah, just fucking scream it. Yeah, well those are the days. My grandma had like five heart attacks. She weighed about two and a quarter.

And she would just come with baked goods from Bay Ridge with giant things from this place. Ebbingers, and it was another German one. And it just come with these giant things, like, a hardcore stuff, just crumb cake. Oh, yeah. It was, ah, that's the greatest. Don't describe it too much or you'll kill Bobby. Well, yeah, I mean, dude, I gotta stop.

Here's, you know what, what's his name? Mullin, Nick Mullin said, he goes, the problem with the summer is that it's so hot that you think you're losing weight, but you're really not, you're gaining it because of all the barbecues and food. So you think like you lose this water weight and I feel like, ah, I'm losing weight.

I put a belt on that fit me. This fucking custom belt I had made. Which, probably the way it's never a good sign when you say custom belt made. Yeah, because I had to have one made one time, and now I had to have another one made. I tried to put it on today, and I almost started crying. Because it just didn't go?

It could have went, but I would have had Dawn help me. I would have, I would have lie on the floor. Did you make the noise, really? Mm. I would try to pull it together. I went, huh? That's the floor. Did you make the noise, really? I wanna try to pull it together. I went, huh? That's the noise. And then I didn't work.

And then Don came in and she was like, oh, and I was just giving me the other belt. And I put the other belt on the other. The shame belt. But let's talk about it again like Dan, genetically. Now Dan, do you love, like, would you show those lawn adoons? Yeah, you want one no, I know you wanted one. Yeah, you want it one

I wanted one, but I have the alcoholic gene So if you were to show me like liquid I'd be like ooh, I'm all about liquids. Oh Yeah, we don't have that thank God We don't have that you don't bring up girls either that would be crazy I know you fatso's just want cake Guess what if I smoke if I get so smoke cigarettes. I'll never look at cake again. I if I could maybe it's the only thing When they talk about the apocalypse, I almost kind of hope for it so I can start smoking again good point I

If they're like that's a good thing like new kid and if they're like North Korea is gonna launch nuclear I'd go walk and get a carton of camel lights. I love it. It's rip him. Why a carton? Because I want more. I want more than I'm supposed to have. If I saw aliens, I'd start smoking again. Hell yeah. Well, you have the technology to heal you.

When my edges come over to the house, they only brought cartons of cigarettes. Nobody would bring packs. They would just come with cartons. Sometimes that I have done, people bought by the cart. How come Irish guys from Brooklyn never have uncle stories? Well, they have aunt stories. And my aunt came with biscuits. My aunt's came last time.

Well, just a gaggle of fucking aunts coming over your house every weekend. Yeah. They all with red hair. All the guys are at a VFW or a flaming red hair. They're all getting drunk. What kind of cigarettes were they like GPCs or Yeah, Paul malls a tough Paul malls were even I didn't like those

Benson and hedges were like the nicer version of yeah, yeah, just remember Paul mall the cut the box the green what's the green pack? Is that the I don't know Mike. Why don't you look it up fingers? What are they I literally did this and he still didn't move. He's like, huh? His Lord of Dune's okay. Lord of Dune's. Those are what I'm done. I think I should talk to him about their marketing. Those are two well done. Are the palm holes? They're not menthol. Are they? Yeah, they got to be menthol. Paul knows. No, no. No, those are menthol.

Yeah, the red ones. The red ones. Yeah, the red ones. She used to like it. Yeah, the old reds. My dad's roommate smoked lucky strikes, and I would grab one of those occasionally when they would leave the house, and I was always like, oh, this is a fucking rough deal. I used to smoke lucky strikes. When I started smoking again,

because I smoked from 10 to 15, and I got sober, I quit everything. And then I started smoking again when I was like 1819 and It was it was a fucking I started with Turkish cigarettes. I tried to be cool because I was making I was like in the Like the acting scene in Boston, so I smoked with the fucking crew smoked Fucking Turkish cigarettes unfiltered fucking crew smoked, fuckin Turkish cigarettes, unfiltered, uh, uh, smoke like his beades. What, what is a beady?

They're like, you know, those like Turkish, they're like, uh, Turkish cigarettes. No, I used to have Turkish cigarettes. They're a little unfiltered cigarettes and then Turkish coffee at this little thing and, uh, down in a Fenway, the Fenway Park. That was a fucking douche. Dude, I was straight up mountain garbage, to smoke and marble reds. I love, fucking douche. Dude, I was straight up mountain garbage, to smoke in Marble Reds. That's where you started with.

I love Marble Reds. I love Marble Reds. Cowboy killers. Remember Marble Mediums? Yeah, love the fans. Yeah, love the fans. Camelites had the Camelite Wides. Marble Medium, when they came in with a fatter cigarette,

that was a good move. I don't know what happened to those. Like a little meat. There they are. That cigarette. They look like reds, but then the media munder made you feel like you were doing more work. Oh, yeah, sure. Or better work.

Oh, so good. I go to the, like the bodega and stuff and I just see the cigarette rack. Yeah. And they just sit in there. And then the old days that were just, everybody was buying a pack of cigarettes now. Nobody buys a pack of cigarettes.

I was shocked the woman in front of me today by bodega bought a pack of cigarettes. She was like, whoa. Can I, let me get a pack of apartment lights I was shocked the woman in front of me today by Bodega bought a pack of cigarettes. I was like, whoa! Can I, let me get a pack of parliament lights? I was like, yeah. I kind of turned John a little low. Yeah, I was like, this is it. It's hot.

It's hot. It's hot when you grow a small. Give me the high score. It's coming back. Do you think it is? It's coming back. No, because I started seeing it in movies again. When you start seeing people smoking in movies,

remember back in the day, everybody smoked in a movie. Even characters that didn't smoke still would smoke cigarettes occasionally. Yeah, everybody smoked cigarettes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sandlock, the original one they all smoked, and then they had to re-edit for fucking today.

I was telling somebody, I remember the last time I got arrested, and I got shipped back to from Rochester to Boston, because I was a ward of the state that had to shit me, because they owned me. I got on the head of the fly me. So the guy walked me to the gate and I got on the I got on the plane and I was in the smoking section and I lit up a I remember asking the flight attendant for a match. I was 15 and you were smoking on the flight. Yeah, I remember I was a can have a match. He's like sure sweetie and she got me a match.

I lit up I smoked it was an hour flight to Boston. Yeah, fucking smoke like four cigarettes. I can't imagine smoking on a plane. That's where our age differences because I never saw when I got off the plane. They were all like bye Bobby because they liked me. Right. And two state troopers waiting there to fucking handcuff me right when they didn't know just the 15 year

on getting handcuffed now. I'm not gonna tell when we're getting arrested. Nobody know you know the fact that you don't have a one-man show called Property of the State. Yeah. Just shows that you're bad at playing. I'll even lend you I'll lend you these for the uh pit for the artwork. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I bring shades Kelly back. Yeah. Kelly was on. I uh yeah. I didn't smoke it on a plane. When did they get rid of that? Oh my god dude I was in Amsterdam smoking in line to get on the plane. That's not that was the shit smoking during a weight Any waiting period. I remember you can smoke at the DMV when I was still when I was like ah

16 there was a straights everywhere. Yeah everywhere. I remember smoking. I'm waiting on a plane I'm smoking in line just when the lady was gonna scam my ticket. I put the cigarette. There was an ash tree right there Yeah, and I dosh the cigarette out and yes, I just made up the word dosh. Yeah, that's all shit Fuck this you can't you see fuck this before you even sat down Please just count that while you're waiting. Yeah, give me a money That's why you showed up We had a book Dan what your money to have you show up Fucking one in three you get one of three you get this passive white girl tweets from fucking one and three you get one and three you get this passive white girl tweets from a text message

from her so bobby you can be there maybe you know you never answer me I have of course because I see I feel a white girl texting them fucking fingers I'm so annoyed man why you for one and three he's got a he does have a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he's got a good point, but he said. Before he explains, just know this. Another, I rented some kid downstairs, Chris, the teacher. There's a four o'clock we could have been on. Oh, so you got that older guy's on a fucking one

and three US only. Yes. Yes. You guys get a, first of all, you're going to take you after new meds, both of you. Second of all, there's maps and food. I'm not getting you a two, 30 to four. I just going to be like this halfway through. I'm not fucking. It two thirty to four. I'm just gonna be like this halfway through

It's gonna be this one real as Bobby does look like an orderly Always me yeah, you guys We had to do an early bird special for you two fucking old coats We both take meds. I take my meds all of front. He came up. He came up. He was his white. I didn't know it was wearing a t-shirt.

I thought it was just topless. He was so white. Wow. All right. Whatever. I tried to rework it, mid-jow. You know, because he's always a bad sign. It's all right. Even if the rework is better, it's too late.

It's always a bad sign. Yeah. Where he tried to rework it. We were talking about the black people, about people smoking. And the black community, I feel like they still smoke about the same life. Because black people never smoked obviously, cartons. You know, but they were smoke a few a day. My dad made his cigarettes. He wrote him. Yeah,

made him out of it. I wrote him out of my drum. I had a whole contraction. You contraption, not contraction. I said that. No, you said contraction. What my stroke that makes you a holler. I'm sick of you using your fucking scrolling machine. Yeah. I've all machine. I had a rolling machine. I was rolling machine. I did that with joints. I never learned how to roll a joint. I just rolled them in that rolling machine. I see a guy rolling his own cigarettes. I want to just slap it out of his hands.

I'll tell you this though. It's not cheaper. That's the guy that you don't want to slap it out of there. Yeah, that's the guy that'll fucking. That is rolling. You don't want to do that. He's got a popping eye bottom. First of all, in your neighborhood, maybe.

No, I live in Westchester. I see a guy at the park rolling a fucking cigarette. I'm gonna slap it out of his hands. This guy's been a Westchester for two years and he thinks he's a fucking... Oh, that's the crack. Yeah. Fuck you.

Are you strokes? You're working now, huh? You fucking spit out a wrist of rock. Fucking dumb dumb. That's all I wanted to care about. Bob sees himself like, you're on a horse through bed for you. I'm like, a horse?

I say a wagon. I'm like, I like animals. I'm not, my, my, my dog wanted to go horseback riding. I'm like, I don't know, but dad, I know. The last thing I want to hear is a horse go, ooh.

Yeah. Excuse me, sir, sir, can you please get off the horse? I'm gonna put you on the Budweiser horse. Yeah, you get a Clydesdale. That's the one thing. I said the Budweiser bull. They got it. Let's go with bull. You get on a bull. Does anyone know why P.C.A.N.S.Bent in the middle? They got a fucking back in the bull. Dan is annoyingly good at radio.

Dan? Dan? Yeah. Dan is a good at radio. Dan? Dan? Dan? I Dan Dan is annoyingly good at radio Dan Bugs you because it's I tell you why I It's okay when he I when I was doing this at my house with Joe DeRosa was just me and Joe He said I want to bring this kid Dan by right? That's his way of saying he discovered

You know what you're doing? Oh, when I, you know as well. He said, I'm gonna bring this kid by. And I said, no, you know, this kid. Fuck you. What a asshole. Can't we just go down as good at reading it? Leave it at that.

Are you just out of open auditions? And bring everyone by. I never found any one. You're just going to lot of people. Why can't I discover a fucking flat nose ass from fucking Colorado? You're not wrong. But he's supposed to say that.

Let him do it. I did. I remember I was struggling. No, it would give me a break. Finally, Joe D'Arosa, which you can now listen to the Hardbod pod podcast, the Hardboddy podcast, brought me by, yeah. My favorite part was you kept bringing me on to annoy Joe.

No, I did not. I told you, the first time you should have done for this. Well, what was that, too? But Joe wanted to trash him so bad. And when he, when I really left, I said to my wife, I go, don, that kid's fucking great. I go, he's the shit. She's like, I know, he's really funny.

I like him a lot. And then I want him to do only a wife like that. What do you want me to do, a regular? Yeah. I know. All right, ready? I'll do it again. All right.

Do it in my own voice. But that's my thing, I do voices. You don't do voices. I do a do voice. Wanna hear it? I got damn it. I had a stroke. I boss hauls how to scrub. But I I he was so good at fucking just jumping in knowing when to do you're amazing at radio. That was my point Thank you. That's why they were attacking me. You didn't join in because you knew a compliment was coming I would go for so far as Dan is the king of radio I would say that too. I don't like what Collins clearly just be He's over.

He's over shooting his compliment. I'm just happy. It goes far as to say dance the best for his. But who's better than Danny radio? How are you? I think Ron Bennington. Ron Bennington, absolutely. I think Ron Bennington and Dan do great radio.

I really do. And Big J. What's up, BenJays? What's up, BenJays? Big Jays does great radio too. Really? Big Jays does good radio. I would say great great radio him and him. Your show's fun time. Man, it's in shows fun too. Wait, man. I hate all these fucking compliments. Yeah. Now we're talking about let's talk about you and they'll they'll fucking cease.

Let's try the truth. The compliments will end if we start talking about you, it may be right. I want to talk about the rose. What? Listen, the funniest thing ever said about the rose, that was the rose. When you, when you called them a dud, I, I've never laughed. I've never laughed that hard and then solved it in my life because it was so, it was so, you meant it. There was not even a meat. You really meant it and there's no clever word play. It was not even a, me, you really meant it. And the Clevver word play.

It was just, you're a dud. Yeah, absolutely. I'll tell you, my favorite joke ever made about Derozo, Dan Saint Germain said he had the body posture of someone hearing about Sandy Hook for the first time. It hasn't left me. It's one of my favorite jokes. I'm glad that wouldn't work,

because I didn't think that would work. Now when you started by going, Dan Saint Germain said, well, well, well, well, well, well. You're gonna fall off. I'm gonna freeze the difficulty of it. Glad that one work because I didn't think they don't know little words. Yeah, when you started by going dance and Jermaine said The difficulty of it Follow his calling Quinn's precise dud with dance, H. Mane. We were like oh What the fuck? Don't try to fucking it That wasn't good. I want to know how much money I don't know how much money bosses made with the roast. Oh my God. Well, let's know for a stupid ring I got this one because Bonnie doesn't monitor my bank account

All his money's in cash. Oh, of course it is. It's got suckers out there with t-shirts and CDs Oh, yeah, I think he's selling tapes now Who uses a DVD or a CD? Who's ever went to their car? Hey, honey, can you pass me my CD folder? I want to skim through it. Now, let's not go home immediately. Let's spend five minutes trying to open this thing for the 90s.

Oh, fuck it. As long as he's on his, on his hat. I want to set it better. Follow the hats. I want the IRS to fucking audit his merch. The worst set on people. I want the day to fucking audit his merch. Whoa. The worst set on people. I want a new day. What do they do?

I want a hot merch audit. I'm fucking, I want them to take his townhouse away. Even better if he just did a piece of crowd work on someone that worked for the IRS than afterwards he's standing outside by my CD and they're like, can I ask where that money goes to? Yeah. How much is it? Oh, just cash, sure.

Let me give you 20 bucks for that. Can I get a receipt? I don't have receipts lose up. You want a receipt? You want a receipt? Go get a Coke, you fucking Todd. Right. People like, uh-huh.

Stop what the voice is. I'm trying to understand. I like it. I really, I really do assimilate the damage. Do a good, you do a good boss. I, I, I, I was talking to a boss. No, no, good you do a good boss. I would not I try to do more voices with dance around I really do that's that's like somebody coming up to us trying to be funny There was one more blackout in the show. I'd be like yeah, what's up?

Go full Carson daily just change how how you are around by me. I do. I've done that a bunch of times. I do assimilate. Don's called me on it. If I'm hanging around, like if I see a black dude and I was up, bro, don't be like, why are you saying that? What are you doing when you see a white dude?

I feel safe. I get excited. White dude. I know I'm not. I know I didn't take I get excited. I know I'm not. I know I didn't take the wrong turn. I asked fly fishing techniques. I got into a cab with my buddy from Colorado and he was visiting and I got in.

How you doing? And he went, what the fuck did you just say to that guy? He's like, did you just put on a fake New York accent? I was like, I didn't mean to. I assimilated in the long time. And there's other words than a childhood friend being like you don't fucking talk like that I don't want to do that. I want to do that. I want to do it. It wasn't it wasn't a joke. It was just a boring story

He wanted some funny adamant He wanted some funny anime. I did want some funny anime. Here's the thing I don't like about Keith. He's very accurate in these situations. And he's right. Like a surgeon. He can pinpoint. Hey, you have to hold the flashlight.

Alright, the next one. Now we know that you've... That's the... Don't do that. Why someone fucked that? I did. I did. You didn't fuck that. I did fuck that. Smell I did you didn't fuck this I did fuck that smell it smell it

No plastic still on it. What why you fucking in the tube? Is it really? Yeah, that's from my rubber That's my rubber I left it away your dick would get ripped open. Thank God you didn't do that. Why you would fuck that? No Because it's a hack move I'm sorry call the comics comic won't even go hack when he jerks off I'm sorry, the comics comic won't even go hack when he jerks off. Fuck you, Quinn, and your fucking history jokes. All right? I left that in your fucking holiday and express. You'd fuck it in eight seconds.

All right? You take whatever sandwich grease you're eating and squeeze it in there and fucking plop you a fucking little Irish putt in there. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Now you wouldn't come in it because that can't happen anymore. Too far.

Oh, you got greenie. I got greenie. can't happen anymore. Haha too far. Oh, he got greedy. I got greedy, I got greedy. He holds it, put it in front of him so we know. That's the shitty story. Yeah, and then that happens. That's it. That was a button I push. I'm like Nick DePolo with a fucking pad.

Wow. These new podcasts is up at Patreon slash Nick DePolo. Let's talk about that real quick. He came up last night. His, we all know that he got fired for tweeting something, which is just ridiculous. The series is MO. Yeah.

Rose, I ain't got fire for tweeting, tweeting shit. Ridiculous, too. No, you can get fire for tweeting shit. I know, it's ridiculous. I think it's ridiculous. You don't think it's ridiculous that they got fired? She got fired because all the whiteies protecting your people. They're delicate.

Now one black person gave a fuck about that. No, by the way. You're right here. Tell us. No, the president of ABC. What are you doing? She was black. The president of ABC was.

So what? What means? That means that. That means that. Whatever. One black person. There's no black people care. The woman of the fire did it.

Yeah, inside. Michelle Obama. Yeah. She wants to do ABC every day. It's no black people care. The woman that fired you did Yeah, inside I'm Michelle Obama Yeah, she wants to the ABC every day that it's all white people. She's like, ah, I President No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I wanted to work for it. It's the one that was there working. You did? You did. All right, fine, but you did. There's a lot of stuff. You want more? I do.

Huh? Yeah. No, but we say, you know what I mean? You're already in the news. Yeah, I do. If white, we're saying white people hadn't complained. No, black people wouldn't have given it a damn either way. Yeah, not a word, because it's that it is Twitter.

It's that new. It's it now. You know, black Twitter or this and that lot it's a lot of shit going on Let's let's talk about it. We'll tell you exactly what is it's the black college students Which you have nothing to do with you have nothing in common. Yeah Generation love to see Keith Edline and Emory They didn't even like him when they played the call When King was going up. It was like Grand Blank More House

Morgan State and now they go Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Stop stop stop stop stop stop please stop please we need to stop we need to put the brakes on and I need to just stop I need to find my history so bad right now You you on me you're in a group Groups But we had a group he was the fifth top that they booted out because he wouldn't shut the fuck up But we had a group all comedy express. I started a group because white guys like you white guys like you I'm a white guy. No, I miss my point the white girls like you He'll probably not a white guy Bob's not look at him. She's a white guy. Colin and tell you what he is now Bob is a combination of

She's a white guy. Colin and tell you what he is. No. Bob is a combination of everything in the Aegean steps from 1200 to 1600. Oh, you're saying he's got bearing straight face? He's got, he walked over to America when it was an ice bridge face. Bobby does that.

Bobby's got in you at face. Yeah. I don't know if there's anything fucking to call on the joys more when somebody goes, what is Bob? He will literally go, Bob, he, and he's starting from scratch every time. And he fucking nails it every time.

You motherfucker. Ah, shit. What? Comedy Express. I want to hear what this, what is- What is it? What is it? To the people that don't be comedy-seeing. about this what combination What is it? Yeah, I don't need comedy See what is

What is I want to forget right after we're gonna hear about his improv group with Dane Oh, yeah, I wasn't an improv first of all. I want to t-shirt comedy express made immediately. Yeah, I will help you Pennsylvania No, we had we had jackets Satin Ritz, yeah, you had a sat and jacket jacket jacket You got a guardian angel jackets stop it you had a you had a fucking sat and jacket with comedy express Oh, please you have a pick. There's no way. Can you please just send it to her. She'll put it up on the screen

Senator when you get a child couldn't be that good that he has a picture Please tell me please tell me there's a bunch of guys with their back turned and you're on the front. No, I just, and you're pointing at the jacket. We got them Jerry curls. I can't do that. No, we got them Jerry curls. But we were not one of you.

Yeah, we didn't perform as a group. We went around the country while state like a town, Virginia. Wherever the black colleges was. And we do black colleges. What's it called again? What would you do? Comedy.

It's gonna go on. Stand up. So you guys would perform together on the same show. No, on the same show. I'm going to show the one that I can see him like that. Hey, yeah.

So if it would be like, if me, you calling in Norton and Voska to tour and we called it once World War here. Yeah. Yeah, something I put it was a black group. It was a black group. I started a black group because you know, the blue pills because the white guys wasn't giving that work that way.

He's supposed to stop us. I'm telling you, do what? Why we still want to stop it do that's the one thing the white guy not giving a funny black guy is a shot yeah that we're known for that what we're not giving funny black guys. Kevin Sullivan wouldn't let you middle for him. Kevin Sullivan. Yeah. One thing white people hate is funny black guys. Kevin Sullivan was a was the Kevin Brennan of only

guitar actor Philly. You're the same look, right? The same look. It's personality, like just guitar. Contentious. It's contentious. Hate it, everything. No, but everything, everybody is working.

I thought I was going to have a guitar. That we did. Tony Woods is around. He was in it. Tony Woods was in the comedy Express. Yeah, Tony Woods. Why? Why? I was just one question. Did you, Tony Woods. Why? What's up?

I was just one question. Did you guys come in town so fast and left so? Why was it like, left so fast? Why was it like, left so fast? What was the express part? Like, did you? Was there a train on the bottom of the express? Yeah, they came out to the show.

Were you guys hanging out of the train? No, we did VT. We did a special. What? It was a pretty man-fell. I'm a... BT special comedy express. Is that on the internet?

No. You sure? We think our voices, we did. He helps us. I was on there with Chris Rock. This is first a comedy express, 88. He was in comedy express? No, he just did a show with us.

There's a Philly T called our voices. He had bottom rocker. He didn't have a full play. But we did, we did the show with the R.V.T. called our voices. He had bottom rocker. He didn't have a full play. But we did radio too. I mean, I didn't radio on everything. I was a guy. I was a guy. Where's that picture?

I'm killed for that isolated audio. I was a guy. He's a big gritty gritty gritty gritty. Can I have that photo? You like, look at what he's looking up. You said looking up on the greatest things of all time. Mike's on his phone. I don't know what he's doing There's literally a mega computer in front of him a mega computer. Wow, I just said that I think of this phone

Mike you he's actually viewing he does I You get mad at me because it's too distracting so I searched on my phone. I looked over the Look on there. I looked over like this Expect excited like hey, it's gonna go in. We got comics. Oh my god. Oh, please no stop. Please please please Please turn it off God is good God is good. God is great. That's a question. 1986.

Oh, Jim the likes. Yeah, look at her with her lights. Look at her with her lights. Look at her with her lights. Okay, now listen, now listen. Here we go. Let's let it load fully before we get carried away. I just want this to read this.

Look at, did you know Sheila Banks? Can I tell you right now, I love Keith's fucking carnival hat that he's wearing. Oh, what a, what's the thing? I told, uh, but T Patrice I've been doing that. I did that. Yeah, but it did that. But I don't think you've done it all.

That's what I was part of Lord Gangs. Yeah, you're 70. I put a S-stair boom. But why did you wear a hat that makes it look like you're guessing people's weight? And I'm glad you don't have the hat right now. You go, oh boy, you're going to get two prizes. Boy, it's not that. Let's see what this is.

Let's go. That's a nice be ready. Press is a group of young comedians from Philadelphia. Comedy Express, which includes their manager, Nick Reed, dropped by the BET studios and the laughs were never ending. You know, it's kind of like these funny individuals, but they do kind of remind you of another famous for some We like the top you notice how he liked the top just like the top

I'm gonna Keith energy is fucking bugging me so much. I see he's all excited in the back I am fucking so excited look at Stupid Keith up at the top with his hat and a satin jacket. Yeah, I put stuff together. What do you want? I'm like a puff daddy of comics. He's very gory.

You ripped all these guys off. You stole them. I should have. Where are all these guys now? I know the guy on the bottom left. He's right. He's got powers on the top. That's right.

Is that Ralph? Who's the guy on the bottom left? He's done, right? His hair's gone. He's done. Yeah, he's got a fucking he's got a cow Dracula peak. You know, no, that's when you know black guys go when he has cow Dracula hair. It looks like a final four team for me. I got like the The only has some dude only has some guy I got like the the the only has some dude only has some guy

Sugar 500 Stop oh my god. That's a look. I said is don't look at how much you said to laughter never stop Look how happy Keith is at that joke That's the Keith's evil already bubbling up inside of it is like this fucking idiot My lady evil already bubbling up inside of his fucking ideas Hold on go back one second you see Keith after a bombs he goes fucking Throws his front out of the box right after he bombs he's like yeah, it's At least you know the phone I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you.

I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you.

I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not best. Jesse. It sounds like Mariah Muhammad Ali. I'm a name is Rocky Wilson. I'm a stand up comic. No, you know, I work with the comedy express enterprises and enterprises. Interpreter first off, there's nothing better than an impressionist doing bad. Like that's like a current impression. But his rap essay, messa, testin,

go kuesa, he did it. That killed the day, ladies. Yeah, I know. It's true, it was a different time. Oh my God, this stinks. I want to say anybody out there that's thinking about committing suicide or having a bad day,

just please YouTube comedy express and watch these videos and you'll feel better about your life. Out of some of which why did you pull it up? Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.

Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.

Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. that it was hard for a black comic to find work in the Philadelphia area. So we formed a group organization where we work ourselves and we do our own thing. Yeah, that white area called Philadelphia. Building everything. What did you say? Yeah, that whole white city Philadelphia.

It's hard for a black man in Philadelphia. Yeah, the Spide White people out in the 1886. The 186 was yeah, it was still popping in the 186. And the comics' press is on the rise. It's a nucleus that will grow on a national level in the near future. What's going to happen is we're going to become real, real, real, real successful. And the only way we won't see each other is if they build like something in the way of traffic that we can't get to each other stop right there like your success Ralph He don't

I don't you guys quick Ralph had a good head. I had a good head He didn't bring the express with him The comedy shuttle he on hitch from that train The caboose really fucking on his Shit he was he you can tell he was like look the other way this isn't gonna work is if I If I get my own success and I dumped these fucking heavyweights Oh wow I thought I'd go back to the video

I'm sorry my timing was off. How do we say the sensitive stuff? And you know, ain't last that meme? Oh, it was not stupid. By the way, I just want to agree that was a terrible analogy. It was the only way they would see each other as they build up stuff in traffic to not, you know. I still don't know what that meant.

I'll tell you what he's trying to say. The only way this is not going to work is if I get successful and things get in front of us like Fame and I leave you is exactly what he did Go Mike. Enjoy video. So Hi, I'm Ralph Harris and I'm a comedian. I'm a stand-up comic with the group comedy Express from Philadelphia

And I started out doing comedy about three years ago professionally Actually, I've been a funny guy all my life. I decided to give it a try though at the high school, after seeing Eddie Murphy get his start in Saturday Night Live. My idols have built Cosby and I feel that I'm gonna do well in this business because I give a lot to it. And I figure in five years, if you watch me, you'll come out and see me at a show

and I may be able to let you in free. Well, I will definitely not be talking to Keith anymore. There's one person that won't be in my life. It's these three assholes. But in five years, if you're doing great, why are you going to let them in for free? Doesn't make sense. Comp tickets.

But man to people. Yeah, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, also man to the people, Bobby. Yeah, it's just a dumb thing to say. I also noticed he did conveniently dump enterprises When he said of course he did yeah, when he talked about Combing he conveniently dumped all three of these ass Stop one second. I can't wait are you last on this please be last I can't wait so upset that this exists that this exists. I will watch you in the next one.

I'll do it as I do. It's like, please record. You can't get away from shit. But by the way, your generation, you're like, there's some embarrassing shit that escaped me. That's not up there. That's why when Mike found this, you were like, fuck. Nobody, but, so does he actually said it does nothing.

Yeah. He tried to fucking send us down a wrong path. I go, no, there's nothing. I was like, all right. But fucking Mike on your phone relax You could have found it on here, too Found it and here we go. I say Keith's gonna do great though I he'll be the funniest of the four in his little interview. What do you think? He's definitely gonna be the most?

I'm serious man. You're serious in this? No, I guarantee you I'm gonna try to be fun I guarantee he was was an energetic guy energy. He's gonna use energy. No, cuz it you know I'm the I'm the brains behind everything. So I gotta be, I gotta express it. I gotta tell people. Is that what the expression is? Why? I have to help you.

Is that the comedy express? I really hope you're pandering for a laugh in this. Is that the comedy express? Because you're expressing your thoughts and feelings. Not a train, it's expression. Oh, it's creepy both. It's Katie Gold. You don't bump. That's not bad.

I'm so fucking happy we found this. I'm thinking about launching a solo tour on my own. Who's this gonna lead? Right here. I want to announce it now, so it'll be no bitter failings. As soon as number one, when we go on some really good things, I'm launching a solo tour, Keith Robinson on tour. You know what, can I say this?

I really respect you on Keith. He kept it honest. You said the second I can, I'm fucking out of here. I'm out. I want that jacket more than life is so fresh. I just make them, can we make it? Tony was one of that jacket bad. Now, we just, we started common expression. started a group called the turn turn Mount Posse.

The what? Turn them out. Posse. Yeah. Turn them out. Posse. What the fuck? What started group with satin jackets? What? They did. Well, they the bomb squad. Oh, so we had like, you know, blood. We just go really there was like, why? Can we start that like warrior shit Like a bomb squad bomb squad. We just go and fucking do shows and we bomb just on purpose Go up there. I go. Yeah, Trump's got some good points. Yeah The trends more like pick a side we mean I show you my dick it's a

Shit stop You mr. Rogers you fucking comedy you know you ain't like this. They're like what do you want to do? I got an idea hang on sec you gotta put this up here Welcome to my neighborhood, stupid. My name is Will, you'll get shot. I'm murdered. I'm gonna leave these people in the dust. Give him my jacket.

Woo. Oh, in the sweat. Wow. You stink. I know it's cheap hangers, cheap hangers. I have to be in T studios. I like the full sweater under the jacket. I Did be T studios I Like a full sweater under the jacket. He's gonna sweater a tie a shirt a jacket pull that back five seconds to watch him rip that off Oh, please God that was great. Let's see the jacket. Oh, get it. There it is. I mean key third

I want to make one for your birthday. That's my visual what I see as a director. I grabbed the jacket, put it on, and boom. Become Superman. Yeah, no, that's just amazing. I'm on fish and it's done. Hey, guys, don't you guys want to interview me, don't you? I think I can make room for you guys. My busy schedule.

I know you want to know where it all started. Where the legend of Keith Robinson first began. I'm gonna let you know, because you guys are special. Beating. Oh my God, stop. I don't know what's happening inside of my body right now. I love this song. What is it?

What am I feeling? I love this song. It's in my throat. I don't know. Just, it's joy, Bobby. It's pure joy. What is it? That Keith did the, you want to know how the legend of Keith Robinson began

What and he's dressed like a blood at a funeral Take His fake confidence is fucking killing me if you off, he did a walk-and-talk to the fucking desk. That's not fake confidence. No, I know the confidence. I was on BET, which is like a big deal back in 86. It wasn't how many channels. Yeah, this is one of 15.

Oh, yes. Shit. I love it. The legs are going to be. This talk sucker put his jacket on and sat on the corner of the vanity. Yeah. By the way, he's the only idiot that puts his jacket on and sat on the corner of the vanity. Yeah, by the way He's the only idiot that puts your jacket on inside

He goes I like to sweat when I'm talking Please just bring it back bring it back just I gotta watch I gotta see the walk and talk again bring it back right there I just gonna see and put that Young Keith the walk and talk again bring it back right there I'm just gonna see it put that uh uh young Keith uh shit I think I can make room for you guys my busy schedule stop but he's not even looking at the camera he's looking at the camera sound guy look he he keeps looking at the sound guy talking to a human being and then he's back to the camera you don't know how things work there You don't know how things work there

Go back just a little bit how afraid were you of missing your arm? You're talking now I think I can make room for you guys. My busy schedule. I know you want to know. Look at that. That's really good, huh? The guy's going like this. He's pointing at the camera.

Look at the camera. Keith, I'm sorry. It's just a white ball, dude. Go on. That's great. We need to look. Keith, it's, we like what you do with the jacket and stuff. Does it say your name on the front?

Keith, yeah. Where is this jacket? I don't know, but I'm about to make them one. Like I'm legitimately going to look up a satin jacket. You did not have this, you didn't save this? No, no, no, we had two styles. Polo and satin. Oh, God.

The way it all started, we're the legend of Keith Robinson first began. I'm going to let you know, because you guys are special, BET. Well, it all started when I was young, very young. When I first had this attitude, this attitude problem that I have now, see my mom, she wouldn't let me suffocate the cat.

This is the worst. I got ticked off. Ran away from home when I was two years old. Packed my parents up and got the heck out of the play. Stop. Stop. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, one man show Keith how to furious me. That's it. Stop. Stop. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. One man show Keith how to theory eights.

That's a true story. When was I know we know that's why it stinks. Yeah. Why? Why? Why would serial killers do that? Why would suffocating a cat? Why would you think that would fly on TV?

I started when I tried to suffocate a cat. Why would you think that works in a black room? You think people are going to watch and go? This bad motherfucker. Try to kill cats when he's two. A lot of kids try to kill cats. I'm not a kid, I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid.

I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid.

I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. It's great watching you lose the wind out of your sails to defend the animal torture. Yeah, no one there. No one didn't do that.

I got it. Is that a two problem I have now? See my mom, she wouldn't let me suffocate the cat. What the fuck is that? Why would you take the phone? The guy in the boot, the guy in the boom mic goes, that's good. That's real good. I get it out of two problems. I got ticked off.

Ran away from home when I was two years old. Packed my parents up and got the heck out of the place. I didn't attitude problem. I got ticked off. Ran away from home when I was two years old. Packed my parents up and got the heck out of the place. I didn't need depression. And with me, I've always been funny. I've always made people laugh. Told story to my brothers, and everything just went smooth for me. And I'm just great.

Count the extra. That's what's up. No, you're not. I would have fucking deleted this video Did they air this? Do you see it did you see it did you notice this confidence bail towards the end? I guess not working this bit is it working? No, it was so now you weren't you are mumbling your words You did go back

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Volotea. Parifa sujetas a disponibilidad, consulta las condiciones en volotea.com. for me. I'm just great. I mean, stay confident the entire way. And maybe I was wrong. Can you put that back? Yeah. He looks like fucking two packs your core. Everybody got to understand what I do. Young two-pock. Look at his eyes. He looks like two-pock. Everybody needs to know what I do. I didn't. I lost confidence in some place, but then I'm just, you know, I'm just, you know, more like him. Well, something getting cut. All those nice black ladies sitting home waiting for Luther Vandross video. They're like that's fun God yeah, there they go. You know suffocated cat. Oh, you trying to kill a cat this boy got problems I was two and I packed up my pampers, but you know what I like him packing up his pampers Keith

Where you know I want to kill cats? I'm just trying to suffocate it. I'm restricted in this house my mom wouldn't let me kill it animal I need to grow. Yeah, I gotta live somewhere where I I'm restricted in this house. My mom wouldn't let me kill it animal. I need to grow. Yeah I got to live somewhere where I can murder small in a city of animals. I tell pussy stories to my brothers Did I love it? That is just pure confidence all the way through God I was What do you expect the 22 year old?

Nick maybe the ultimate Cousin comedic entertainment What do you expect in 22 year old with? Oh Nick Lee, the ultimate in... That's my cousin. Comedic and attainment. The ultimate? The ultimate in... The ultimate in... Oh just the ultimate in... The ultimate in all around.

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The ultimate in all around. The ultimate in all around. The ultimate in all around. The ultimate in all around. The ultimate in all around. The ultimate in all around. The ultimate in all around. The ultimate in all around. forming and just a successful production company. She was the manager, what else? It's like a garbage disposal. You know, you drop stuff. That's what it do to see if you don't have your stuff together.

Always go with your first instinct because just be, because someone else didn't do it that way, it doesn't mean it's not gonna work. The advice I would have for any young person coming into comedy is having attitude like me. Take it easy. I'm key for promising. BET, out of here.

All right, you did it. He didn't want him, but he was gonna do peace but then he backed out and he did. What does this mean, Keith? What, no one in the world has ever went, yo, I'm outta here. And just, number one.

Okay, number one. What the fuck was that? You panicked. And your other finger didn't go up. Keep trying to make me panic You know because I was on TV as such early age big. That's a big thing. 22 TV credit Keith Thanks my first TV have an attitude Commenting stress. I love it though. I love it. I want to get him one of those jackets We wish them well. Well, that is a

rash. Yeah. We're in the show. Is there anything else? I'll be sure videos next. We did shows with Albi short all that. Coming up at eight o'clock. Black is a good money. I did a show with a invogue. Really? Yeah, invogue. And there was a big buttest in DC at a place called Chapter Three. And when DC was a murder capital, and I went on stage, they said before this guy comes up, all drinks have price,

and then we got the Big Butt Contest coming to the after ease on, and they just booed me. Oh, yeah. Just before you even grabbed my five and touched my Shot off dummy. No one was the only you say let me let me ask you something How are we ever supposed to really share this country if you guys have a big butt contest That was 80s 80 stuff 88 DC had a big butt contest all time. Oh, dude. I love that coming up next here in our nation's capital big butt contest

Guys drink special two for one on anything that looks neon Big booty big but But first this guy he's all confidence. Oh God Boogie boy. Yeah, first word boat me. I got booed a bunch of times. I'll stay still I've been booed What we're having booed I've been booed big. I've been 14,000 people booed me back to original group what 14,000. What was that wasn't that the original group? Yeah, and now in the monkeys Talk about how many express Alan the monkeys look about the most nerdy white boys in the monkeys. You go around the monkeys. You talk about comedy express Alan the monkeys. Look at that.

Look at Floor nerdy white boys in the community college. And boss guys were pimps and filly wearing satin jackets. Well, we got to be pimps. I would I would have loved to meet you like at some comedy. Oh man, I would put so much money on comedy express versus Alan the monkeys. There would have been a fight me. Me, Dane, Al Dhabenian and Jay Hall, I'm putting all my money on Ralph and Keith. I'll put all the two firsts there. How does Aldo Benian get to be the leader? Because we

we're really dumb. No, we were having we were having a, um, it was a talent show, our first thing. And you had an audition and we auditioned and we we we they were like you're in we made everybody laugh and that we were all leaving and Dallas you know in there and the lady what we're all leaving the ladies are good You need a name and the lady in the audience was like you're the monkeys you act like monkeys So we're like yeah, just cause the monkeys and then all left. And then the owl went back to the girl, and he went, make it owl in the monkeys. What? Yeah.

Oh. And that, so we didn't know that until we were at the town show. And they were like, all right, next up, let's give it up for owl in the monkeys. And we were all like, what the fuck? And he's like, he's just smiling. Did you a shrug?

Just a dick, yeah, just a dick owl, fucking move. That's stuff. What did y'all do? Did y'all say anything? No, we kept it. We want to tell people we get passive aggressive. Yeah, we just we just talked a wait man. Bob's not white for the last time. I'm sorry. In you at Bob. Pray for his 14 words for son. Yeah, we just talk. We had each other's backs.

We don't we don't have to confront each other. We just we talked to other friends. We'll hook that friend. Is cool. No, no, Sonia. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, We don't we don't confront each other. We just we talked to other friends. We'll put that friend Robert says that with the winter thought will bring great prosperity Call the express I just want to be part of dance radio show. I know this side guy Call me express. I just want to be part of Dan's radio show. I know this side guy It's all since we're all revealing something before I started staying up. I I walked to the partner once what what Puerto Rican guy. I know what oh and we know nobody did comedy you did a comedy group We did come me and him did comedy together like a team. Oh We didn't have a name. Spick in the mic. That sounds like a great cop show.

Spick in the mic in 1979. Spick in the mic. But most of it was fine except that we came out to. What? If there's something, say, and you're one, I'm, who are you going to call? Joke Buster. Oh, call it. Where is that it? I wish you would have got sued by those human little. It was. It's filmed. Oh my God. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not anywhere. It's not. It's not anywhere. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's. It's not. It's not. It's. It's not. It's not. It's not. fist Feeling I've never it's almost like food poisoning. God you know when you think you're like do I have food poisoning? Oh God I'm glad I was just out there being a lone hack

How's glad I was just bombing on the open my sugar by myself taking my lumps know not to put it out there Oh out there. Why would you call joke busters if you need a lab and you're feeling down who you gonna call joke busters what did you what did you do together we got up and did like scenes like white guy in Puerto Rican I think I mean that that's real limited I mean scenes you guys can do well you know New York at the time you can do a lot. It is a funny piece. It's a bit of a called Chico and a Man. That's it. That's it.

Oh, fuck. And there's no Alan the Monkey's footage. I actually, well, there is a, I made a movie. I made a small movie. I hope it never. It's called Crickets. Yeah. I made a movie.

Where is it? I might, I don't know if it's on the internet hold on it might be Mike texture cousin Texture cousin check your Instagram and then go on good Maybe see what's going on in your email I'm here. Come back. My spits. My spits. You were going by my spits. Oh, fuck, man.

I wish she was on here. Yeah, I got nothing. Alan the monkey's so good. Yeah, there was no Alan the monkeys. There was no drug busters. No, no, no, no. Thank God there's no Alan the monkeys. I have Alan the monkey's video on a cassette

We're all in we're all in different colored shirts Talked in to our acid block jeans Dane has far a faucet hair. It's parted down the middle and feathered back. I have I have a I have a mullet a curly mullet Yeah, I have little ringlets that I used to have come down in the front. Oh, I was definitely put it right. Was it like Voss here? Like a really Voss there?

No, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, come out yo head. Yeah, all right. Vacho, come out yo head. That's why he's hiding it. Yeah, that's why he shaved it all. Yeah, he'll catch it all the way to him.

He's got his come out yo head. Well, it was, it was, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the little girl. Yeah, right there. I had a bunch of them. Hell yeah. I had, um, Billy Burr was in action. The Koala Bear Kid.

Look up that, uh, Billy Burr, our first movie ever, and he was the guy who kills me at the end. And Billy Burr, um, Koala Bear Kid movie, now, the Robert Kelly, Billy Burr, maybe, put his name in my name. Oh, no, no, Burr, I just Billy Burr.

I'm not just gonna watch videos with the coolest. Why did you know my phone? Just shut up, Michael. I'm not fighting with you, please. Guys, how are we ever gonna get this group back together? Ha, ha. It's just great that Keith's video is still ex- To all of you out there. No, no, it's not cool. I'll put that up there now.

It's not up there. Who put that up on YouTube? That guy. It said is the guy, the manager. That great. Yeah, it's up to you. Cousin, you got a bus on there. We did a show.

We did it like a death jams here. We had an 88. We had W.F.R.E.S. Third base. And we do a whole lot like the comedy. Yeah. And answers like the dev champ. We sent that to Spike Lee. We went to his house, knocked on door and gave him a video tape.

And he answered the door, but he was laughing at us. Like, you fucking idiots. You know, you know, you know, do you want to take you know so funny man So I read an interview with Spike Lee like 10 years ago. They go why'd you move to the Upper East Side? He goes because people would knock on my door and ring my bow Drops shit off. Yeah, you guys are the last It's out of here. Fuck this. I'm going to the East Do we do right where you live that in Brooklyn?

So fucking funny. Comedy Express. I think we should all get jackets. I'm telling you, Bob. I think we should bring out on the monkeys, the comedy Express, and the ball. The joke busters. The joke busters back together.

I think you guys can do a super group, like Night Ranger. Are there any groups now? There's no more groups, right? I think like YouTube stars have groups probably. Yeah, like Smosh and things like that. What's Smosh? What's Smosh? Terrible internet YouTube group.

So bring it up. Oh, they stand up. They make millions. They try to do everything. No, actually. Bring up Smosh. I know Team 10, because I'm actively trying to get into that. Yeah, Team 10 awesome.

Leave the losers behind. Mouth stop reading. Dude, I loved the fact. Leave the losers behind. Mouth stop reading. Dude, I loved the fact that there was all this groups in the 80s. You guys really did start fucking all in a group. I'm gonna express. And there was always a piece of clothing. Yeah.

And there's had a matching little thing. We had shirts. We all, I think I had purple, Dane had tail green, now that blue, and Jay had green. We, I remember we always panicking for outfits. We've got to change our outfits. Yeah, we had to separate ourselves

from the stand-ups. How expensive we're getting those jackets though. Those fucking 80s sat in jackets. Like now you can just do it on Etsy and it's cost fucking nothing. I know the the I think the white ones that we had cause $70 a pop yeah, that's 80s money. Yeah, it's like 200 now. That's a lot of fucking money. Yeah, bro

You guys are like this is an investment. This is worth it. This is But people know it's now people knows around the city really yeah comedy People knew us now. People knew us around the city. Really? Yeah. We got comedy express. Yeah. It's comedy express.

We just want to, the radio show, station, and all that. We had something called the comedy express at the Breakfast Club Possible. Did you think you're going to make it as comedy express? Of course they did. Did you think it was that was it? Like, dude. We did a lot of shit.

I know, but they were they like won't be. Yeah. You guys, but you guys make good money doing those gigs. Yeah, but I think my cousin, what's the down? The fact that not only did he embarrass you by putting that up on YouTube, but he took all the money.

Did he take all the money? He took all the damn money. Really? What's the money? He goes, oh no, how corned state only paid $200? This is like the first NWA. Yeah, I heard of him. He was getting a hose.

Yeah, and Keith was easy. Yeah. Yo, you got to have attitude, motherfuckers. How bad did you want to say motherfuckers? Did anyone rip you off in Allen the Monkeys? What do you mean? Did you guys go to gigs to start making money? No, well, we made money, but we didn't repeat.

Anybody else. Wherever that is, money to somebody. We actually, somebody, somebody. Yeah, we're someone's getting a bigger taste. We actually bought a van. Oh, gee. We had a van that I bought off my uncle. He ripped us off.

You guys, yeah, the van didn't fucking work. You were your fucking fairy friends when you got a van doing car-zack, fucking a two-hour- were going to go out and think that's it run. No, he had one of those old paint user painter, you know. So he had he brought a brand new van because his shit was doing good. And he goes, you guys should buy my van. And I'm like, what? And the back yard, go look at it.

I'll give you a good deal. Totally ripped us off. Should have gave it to us for nothing. Yeah, we brought the van, we drove it to our house, it didn't start, we had to leave it in our house and sell it. Because it was too much money, because like a thousand dollars to get whatever fixed fixed.

And he's like, well, what are you gonna do? So I didn't always gonna work. And yeah, you did, you fucking asshole. My uncle Jimmy, fucking took us from, I think it was a 1200 bucks. And then he fakes surprises when you call. You got to fucking didn't start. Well, you read it fucking didn't start.

We had started in my back, yeah. We were going to get the Alamamaki's logo on the side of the van. And we had, I made this thing. I got lavalier microphones for all of us. Women, so y'all were committed to Alan Mokies now. Oh my god. But you're gonna get that on a van too. Oh, we were committed.

Oh yeah. Was it gonna be just words? It was gonna look like a always-y artwork. I could show you the artwork if you want me to. Yeah. I think I had, I made the artwork. Because I was going to art school for graphic design. I had my own, like the Mac classic.

Right. Like they had them in the desktop publishing class. I just went and had my grandmother take out a loan, I bought my own. The first portable computer was, it was like a big square. It weighed like a hundred pounds and you put it on your shoulder. You had the first laptop? I had one of the first portable. For all in the world.

Where did you go to art school, I'm thinking I just go on this place. Don't use your phone anymore. Just use the thing. Bring out the attention. And bring up Alamunki's logo. I don't think you want to school art school. I think I went to bunker hell community. How is that? We do a finger pain. We go.

That's just like, do we all. You won't, a bunch of bartenders and fucking wayward kids. They go, we got finger-painting for the violent ones. Al and Mike, that's our best school. That's our best school. Let me scroll, see if it's up there. Scrolls, scrolls, scrolls. Arty Monkeys, say.

Arty Monkeys. No, Al and the monkeys did, then nothing came up with Al and the monkeys. Nope. Al and the monkeys. Put the an nothing came up with Al and the monkeys. Nope. Al and the monkeys. Put the and symbol instead of that. Let me see if that comes up. Maybe something. I made the logo. It was a little monkey holding on holding on. Scroll down. It was a little monkey holding on looking over. It's at Al and the monkeys.

And then, but I didn't have a spell. Please tell me you misspelled monkey. I did. Please tell me you misspelled monkey. Tom still don't have spell. I don't have spell. It's fucking not why. It's IES. I did. I did.

I was that's monkeys. I did. I would fuck up the spell. We go to one of the biggest fights as a comedy group ever was over. I put two use in Tuesday and I put, I put, I put, there was a special on one of the gigs, I put mushrooms and I put a bunch of O's and a few videos and I made the flyers already and they were making fun of me going mushrooms, Rooms, Tuesday and I took a chair and threw it out. And I was like, I was in fucking Juffie Hall. When you fucking queers, we're playing fucking kickball.

You mother fuckers. So I gave him a big speech. I threatened, I threatened I was gonna beat the shit out of both of them. Oh, it would have been great if someone just went too soon. No. No, they both for years after that would go, mushroom. I was in Juve. I fucking was getting commissary.

And you guys were playing with G.I. Jones. And anytime one of them would get pissed at something, they'd start screaming, they'd be like, you don't know, I was in Juve. And they'd spread out. There's other words, I'm getting angry than your friends holding that angry. I got a suitcase.

I bought four lavalier microphones. I got a suitcase and made this thing with the receiver in it with all the mics. So we would show up at a gig. The plan was get the van logo on the side. We pull up to the gig, get out with the suitcase, roll it, lav up, plug it in, and do our show, suitcase, pull them and roll out.

To the next gig. Yeah, like playing at you. Yeah, like a SWAT team. No, yeah. Of comedy. Of improv. Of improv comedy. And our improv was, we really would just,

if we, something worked, you would tell, we do it this next week. We just muscle a little joke. Sure. You know what I like about comedy express? And we're week. Yeah, we just muscle a little joke. Sure. You know what I like about comedy express, and we're honest. Yeah, oh yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I do.

Had you done stand up before that, it was your first gig? May. Yeah, I did. I started stand up in 84. So you started doing stand up before comedy express. What made you form comedy express? I told you it made me fall.

White big, white dudes. He's cousin. Yeah, he's cousin wanted more money. No, no, no, no, no. His cousin was like, I get sucker keys. I started the comedy express and brought him in. Did you know that he was just going to siphon all that money for you? Sweet God. He took all our sweet money. We say we'll come on a new leather coast. Oh, there's money. I

don't money. Grandland. Someone from Grandland does, you know, we paid you guys the most. We paid anybody You've got I got fifty dollars I was like Rob sprints we still have the same cameras we've had for five years Rob has an Audi Yeah, he's got he just took a picture of his guitar wall He's like he lost like fucking 30 pounds. He's wearing new clothes You know, I love it. He's gonna show vacation photos. No, yeah, he just fucking canary islands. Yeah.

It's like, hey, Ryan Cast Pay for all this, Bobby's like, I'm still fucking doing it on my phone. Just, I'm still fucking giving up money with fucking these three people. Nomes fucking still be a nice about letting us use this as a pie. I don't know. It's like, yeah, that sucks. You're not. We never, we never ran into money problems. Dane actually wanted to become famous before.

He really put, I remember with the last, the night we quit out on the monkeys, Dane was like, I got a gig. I was like, I was like, well, we have a gig. He's like, yeah, but my gig pays more money. And it did. Our gig was like 500 bucks for four of us. And we already had lost Jay Hall had quit

The guy of my friend and we had it we replaced them with this kid Donnie Bizarro Donnie Bizarro really wasn't working out So you know that DZ character. Yeah, he doesn't use yes and he uses no, but he really we couldn't fill that spot with somebody funny. Yeah, I mean, but Bizarro was funny Maybe one night and then I just like the thought of just a wayward Bostonian. Well, you look funny black guys Now thank you no diversity in Alan the monkey. That's why I started comedy First of all we're in Boston. There was one guy Where monkeys would be a monster? First of all, we're in Boston. There was one guy

Patricia, yeah, yeah, Patrice fucking in an interview. Who knew if that would have worked? You know the second if they had a black member of Allen the monkeys, I guess I know which one's the fucking monkey Every fucking Boston crowd would have said that They were like fucking right am I right? And then they're laughing and you got a fucking compete with that Dude, I love that that you guys replaced them with Donnie Bizarro. Wait, I we true. Yeah, he didn't work out. Oh, it's not a band. You didn't have to replace the boy. You don't know that you're going to fucking do some. You know, the fucking place. I

didn't fucking you know, tell him. That was for some work. Yeah come on we got we're gonna do some joke Boston up in the Bronx. Yeah, we're fine. We'll let Zeppelin You're Simon and Garfunk Guys, he's like come on we gotta get up in the Bronx. He's like, no puppy What's that? Is there any little pass? No, you didn't go it was six eight Six eights Is there any little pets? No, you didn't go. It was 6-8. What? 6-8?

We used to work at a job together. Who's idea was it? Probably mine, because I wanted to get into comedy. Really? And then you have security with you, 6-8, Puerto Rico. No, yeah, yeah. And a knife. Yeah.

Because I was going to blade and throw hands. I mean, yo, buster. Choke buster. Wow. Who are you going I mean, yo buster. Joke buster. Wow. Who you gonna call? Joe busters. Be grave. Just a light fell on your head the first night. How many gigs in total did the joke busters do?

Just what? How many should they do? Just one. Did he get off stage? He goes, I don't want to do this no more. No, but it didn't go bad. Now he called you up a week later. Yo, puppy.

Where man? Where was it gig? At some restaurant you saw it. It didn't go bad. It was like a comment. Can I tell you, can I tell you, wait a minute. Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Me and this is fucked up. I forgot all about this because I was a do some for a little bit, because when it was Al the monkeys, the original Al the monkeys the original Al the monkeys were these two was because we're in the Al D'Obeni and these two other guys were in the acting class together at community college and we wanted to do this town show and we want needed one more person so we

at Dana editioned and I remember we made them wait outside because we didn't really pick them but he was the only guy that fucking did good right so we had him and and then after we did that We I was like we should do we won the the talent competition and I was like I started booking us. I was like we're gonna start doing this and then these other guys two other guys The fact guy and a skinny guy they were like, you know, man I don't know if I want to do this so me and Al was drinking and using drugs at the time. Me and Dan were clean. So we said, fuck it, we're out.

We started our own group called the abandoned babies. Dark. And we did, we would meet up and rehearse and we wrote these sketches. I thought it was that name. Yeah, the abandoned babies. That's the best name so far. Yeah, out of the entire group. I mean, joke

Buster is a hard to beat. Yeah, joke. It's time. Joke Buster's here. And you have a theme song. You're writing a zeitgeist here just to him. Joke Buster is so bad. So bad. It's great. Comedy Expresser kind of like, man, all right. I can see on the monkey. All right, joke Buster's like, that's something special. That's something. That's like, all right, joke busters are like, that's something special. That's something.

That's like ghost pepper bag. Hey, hey, what the hell is this thing and singing it stuff? Who's you going to call? Joe Buster. Joe, they came with a theme song. Our sketch, our sketch that we did. We actually got a night.

We did two sketches and an improv. One of our sketches was, Tony Montana fighting with her Kermit the Frog. Hell yeah. He could do Kermit and I could do Tony. I better killed. Buddy, Hick bombed. Hick bombed so bad.

I never was in the middle. I was like, what are you doing? Come here. I don't know, Tony. I'm know you got to do things that I would I would nothing better than a fucking flat room. It got so bad that we we were bomb so bad that we forgot the lines So we just were talking to each other Like Kermit I go I go what are you doing come on? What are doing? Because I think it's time for this to be over.

Turn me. I think that's what happened. It was like, maybe we should move on to the next sketch. Oh. That sounds like a not a bad idea. The idea of the thing would kill. Yeah. I did not.

I remember that we did something else, but that, Al, was in the audience that night. And that's when he was like, I'm, he got sober. It was that I'm going to meet him. You guys have sketch made him go sober? Look, it was Kermit and Tony Montana. that night and that's when he he was like I'm get he got sober. What's that going to meet you guys? Is sketch made him go sober? It was curment and talking about tanning. What am I doing in my life? I got a fucking throw this booze away. He did he went and go sober and now the monkeys came back together and that's when we got J Hall

and we became out in the monkeys. The one that the one that won the BCN comedy riot, the one that toured Massachusetts. And yeah, we came pretty big in Massachusetts. As Billy. How many gigs did you guys do? We would show up at a comedy event on the brass tax. We only had one show. As you should have. So not everybody can put the cassette in and play your theme song at the beginning when you guys jumped out. We only had one show as you should have. As you should have.

So not everybody can put the cassette in and play your theme song at the beginning when you guys jumped out. Did you jump on stage? We came out like you're a con. Did you have jumpsuits? You had no outfit? I remember one big idea of a sketch where it was Columbus. It was Puerto it in Spanish. And then he's like, hey, Columbia, you know,

you're discovering the new world, like you're just doing like a Puerto Rican. Columbus was, I thought he was Italian. He was Italian, but he was Spain, you know. Okay. Anyway, let's see what I remember. Wow. Thank God there wasn't video for you.

I don't see Colin don't joke buses. Oh, that's beautiful. Oh, dude. It's one of my favorite group names, I think I've ever heard. Ghostbusters is a good name. Jokebusters is great. And I want to get Keith a fucking jacket. I want to get him an old comedy express.

How many gigs do you guys do? We did a lot of gigs. We did over 25. Oh, fuck yeah. Really? Yeah, dude. We bought a van. But I thought you were just getting ripped off by your fucking shit head uncle.

No, we bought a van for 1,200 bucks. But 1,200 wasn't, it didn't work. So how many gigs did we make? We gotta keep checking bomb out. I like keeping things. What it is to this fucking check it out, the fact check it out, everything. Yeah, we need to get 1,200 comfort.

I blew that. I was like this. I blew the muckey. The monkey was like, like if this was the business card, he was like this. I'm in the mood. I'm in the mood. The monkey was like, like if this was the business card, he was like this. Oh. I got the logo. And I actually have tapes of us doing it.

There's a video tape of us doing, it's somewhere on the internet, but it's us doing a benefit. Google, Mike. I don't know if you'll be able to find it. That name's, things works in joke monsters. Yeah, I tried to look at some of them.

Alamuckies didn't work. Things works in joke monstersters. Yeah, I tried to look up some aren't really. Things works and joke wasters is the name. Alamuck is bad. It's a terrible comedy. I like it. That was the one, the band of babies. Yeah, I wish that went. That was a little better.

You have me, imagine me and Dane just fucking took off back then. Huh? No, we can only imagine Dane taking a look. Oh, he took off quick too. He fucking ended that group. Why don't you guys just Be here to Dane start to get popular. Well what happened with us is we did the we did the BCN comedy riot and then we played the The big 14,000 people venue and we got boot off stage Because they had us go on

They would just like look what doing this rock a Boston show we do it every year last year We did it at the paradise. There's only 600 people this year. They changed it to the garden because it's so popular It was 14,000 people Billy Burr actually went to it as a fan of the concert Yeah, my uncle went to it a bunch of you and they were like yeah cool And they put us on after the spin doctors and right before fish What was a night of rock and roll people in the old Boston Garden getting fucking trash And we were backstage with different colored shirts tucked into our acid wash Jesus there's there's something so much better knowing that you bombed after a little Miss campy wrong

It was they were hot and we said this one Two princes and you're like, I'm a tree, he's a dog. A cop has been called. You know what's bad about it? We had no, look at, when you're gonna bomb and you know it, there's something about it going fuck it. We didn't think for a second we were going to bomb.

We walked out there like motherfuckers. Watch this shit. Dane had the fucking brilliant idea just before we're now guys, we should squat down away from the audience. There was two stages. There was a big stage that way and a little stage that way. We were on little stage.

And when they announced us, we jump up and spin. And we, so you jump into a false spin. So the guy announced us, ladies, give it up for, ow, I'm a monkey. And we jumped up and spun. But by doing that, we looked like a boy band.

We looked like we were gonna sing. Because we had mics in our hand. There was no cordless mics. We, I couldn't hook them up. You know what I mean? So we're holding these mics and we look like a boy band and they were fucking losing their minds They were like whoa and then we we started doing a skit. Oh, and the silence There's a weird some 14,000 people trying to be quiet is

Fucking almost deafening there's some rustling that happens And then I remember I looked over at Danes' face and there was a beat of sweat that went, his eye was open and it didn't shut. It went literally in his eye over his eyeball. It didn't blink. And Danes was not a guy that swed. Woo! Dude, I love your comedy Vietnam stories.

No, dude, you know I was getting rid of that. I was getting rid of that. And then I, they started saying, booing and shit. Dude I love your comedy Vietnam stories And then I they started saying booing and shit and then I took my shirt off I was shredded I just ripped my shirt off and I love you with hot guy confidence I went I grabbed the mic I was like people we know you didn't come here the fucking to watch comedy you came here for the Span doctors Rock and roll Give it up for the red socks. Well, so true. We are fish coming up right now right right after us But give us four things to piss you off

Great and four jobs want you you fucking you and you Those are the four things that I remember I remember a shoe came flying by my head and then the lightest, big lightest, just talking about. And we had to run off stage. Where is this Boston doesn't have the best sense of humor? That's composure. That's your shit. And we ran backstage and you understand before that,

all the bands, Jeffrey Gaines, all these amazing artists, our dressing room was the woman's bathroom. So when girls had to go pee, they had to use our, it was the greatest night of my life. And I remember I was sitting on a stairwell, the old boss and God, and people were just walking by me, like pointing at me.

And Dane and Owlick were gonna get the call and meet you out front. They was such in shell shock. They left me So I had gone on front I'm pacing I had to use a pay phone because there's no cell phones I called fucking Dane's house. He answers the phone. I go what are you doing? He goes, oh dude? We forgot I Go you Dude no, I was out just freezing. I was outside. I go you motherfucker. I go you shut the law. Dude, no, it's all just freezing. I was outside.

I go, you motherfucker, I'm waiting here for a fucking 45 minutes. I'll find you cock suckers. He's like, Bobby, what do you want us to do? I go, you fucking out. I was so mad all of a sudden. What? You had ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. This concert's over.

The doors are letting out. The everybody's like, there he is. People walking by go, there's that guy. I had to run like over the Charlestown bridge And I had to get a cab I had to call a cab at a fucking Papa Geno's Pocking lot. I was fucking shaken and the world the comedy world you're gonna stand we were the hottest thing around The comedy world fucking knew Immediately that we fucking took a hot one. Yeah, we had like date

starting to get canceled. Oh, we took off. That's when and then we were doing and then that's when Barry cats love my dang come on. I love. I love that someone came back from concessions with two beers. What did I miss? I just fucking burned it. Burr was there. Burr was fucking there. Does he remember it? Yeah, fuck it. As Burr.

I couldn't imagine watching it. I couldn't imagine watching it. What's more humiliating that Burr showed you guys that Gabe Burr was watching a spin-dockers fish concert? You're gonna come to admit that? You're like, what were the bagg? He's like I don't I forget I call you guys Yeah, I was supposed to see Kong that's that plan huh?

Was supposed to see the you being left out front is just the perfect first. Oh, it's a cream I was fucking They took a shitty van They take us uncles man across the bridge that he's a runner-cross There's nothing worse than that everyone getting out after a bad set. How happy is fucking Keith that we were and there was other comedy group besides Oh the comedy express. I mean I'm not gonna lie. Keith's coming out on top of all this. I mean Jack. That's what I think it goes What a fucking hunk of shit that's all you got out of the group is that a sat-a-doodle satin jacket Yeah, and his uncle got a fucking savings account. He's stealing all of their fucking money

He's not gonna as nice fucking caddo Caddo in a townhouse in Germantown That's so weird. I wanted the comedy groups when that stopped because this that's not instill a thing Look comedy groups. Well, there's improv groups, but Because you can't you can't look at this too much ego. You know what I mean? I mean, I knew it was gonna end You know, I met when Dan came in and goes I have a gig I'm like we have a gig he goes yeah, but my gig pays more money than your gig

What am I gonna say fuck you and I was like alright? That's it. It's I was like it's over and he didn't even fight back It's like it's like a girl You know coming up to me like look I can't make it Friday Well then we should just break up because I don't we're not communicating. She's like maybe you're right You're like whoa, I was just trying to I was just trying to threaten you I was just trying to threaten you Dan you don't have to fucking agree with me quit in the group I can't believe you guys were actually a thing and I gosh, I was fucking Oh, yeah, I thought when it's I thought it was like a jokebuster situation.

It's one and a half. No. We had a van. We had last. That's the best way to go, though. We ended on a fucking thing. We were like, oh. It was changing.

It basically had to change their identities. They got beaten so bad that they got fucking PTSD. It was just like a fucking movie of a rock band where that one guy just goes and learns another trait. I went I was just like a fucking movie of a rock band with a one guy just goes and learns another trait I went in acting I still I went I went into my acting teacher I did two movies in a play I stopped comedy for almost two years Wow the part that really I really was at the Pete like when me burp trees Marley Gullman we were all coming up

We were in this group, but we did stand up a little bit, and we're all coming up, and I kind of just said, fuck it, I'm out, I'm dumb with this shit. And I had to come back two years later, like a year and a half, whatever it was later, and Patrice and Burr, Dane was fucking solo at that point. Dane was hinting though, because he would be like, dude, I did a show last night,

and this lady said I was the greatest thing ever, and I'm gonna be a star. And I was like, dude, I did a show last night and this lady said I was the greatest thing ever and I'm gonna be a star And I was like, wow, that's great. Don't forget we got the fucking Yeah, yeah, exactly. We gotta meet, we gotta go to the Worcester and do our fucking Friday show Do we met every day? I think five days a week, four days a week, every night for three hours. Jesus. Oh my god. Two years. What?

Yeah. What? Yeah. Do you? There's also a humana, the humana high school in East Boston. Jay Hall worked there, got us the room, the rehearsal space, every night, four nights a week,

for two to three hours of pop. Yeah, it was one of your killer bits. Yeah, it was your closer. The one that just always. There was two kilobits. There was two kilobits. Our opening bit better be still a killer bit. How was terrible?

Oh, I was just there to go. There was two kilobits. There was two kilobits. Ah, I mean, the last time we did this bit, I had a wardrobe. I want Dan introducing. Ladies and gentlemen, oh, and the monkeys. Wait a minute, so we're in Boston.

Ladies, put down your cigarettes and your beers. Coming to the stage, four lovely gentlemen known as Al and the monkeys. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. There's no blacks. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So we, we will come out, we did Chinese theater. So we have, they. Just do it.

Can you do it for us? Well, me and Al would be off the stage with the microphones. Yeah. Damn would be on the microphone with the thing of peanut butter. I mean, on the stage with peanut butter and Jay would have a candy bar. And they'd be like and we'd be like no Oh And then they'd walk into each other bump and be like oh you got your you got your chocolate in my peanut butter

No, you got your peanut butter in my chocolate. Hey, we fight Whopps, and you guys would do the noise we would do the noises off state I mean it would murder and you guys would do the noise? We would do the noises off state. I mean, it would murder. And then we would be like inside of it. I don't remember all the jokes. He would pull his hair. He grabbed his hair. He's like, oh, your hair, nice and lovely.

That's because of, and he hold up a sign, a photo of Jay Bald. Like he looks like he's bald. And be like, what was that, the hair replacement? Hair club for men. And they put the murder, murder, murder, murder, murder. And then the other bit, so you basically were doing a hair club for men bit.

We would do every hack fucking thing. Did you all do comedy clubs? We did comedy clubs, you did colleges. I think they're Sini's jackasses. I met you, you fuck. When I met them, I think I saved them for a while. I'm just gonna be right now, hold on, real quick say if you're telling me that fucking Alan the monkeys in the comedy express cross lanes It's a complete out my Comedy Express is over because that was way before me

70 the white version of us They wear flannels. I know the church. Well, he's telling the bits, but I thought it was funny too. Go ahead. Well, I'll tell you how being he met, which is out of the monkeys related, is when fucking he was soloing not comedy express anymore. Yeah. He took the jacket off. And you know, you know what?

I felt when I was saw you that fucking, let me tell you something. You got to have an attitude. That's that content I met fucking 20 something years ago when an elevator had a fucking college convention. I went to NACA, I wanted to do my colleges on the monkeys where we started. They wouldn't let us do it because you have to go through NACA. I had to, they were like, why don't you come to the NACA

as a representative of your college and you can see how it works. So I go up, Bunker Hill Community in the house. I go up, I go up as a representative. And not first of all, this is sexy, Bob, motorcycle, fucking leather.

Tassels on the motorcycle. I had to go up with the cause. I'm in a circle of trust. I had to do all this weird college shit. A circle of trust. I had to go up with the cause. I'm in a circle of trust. I had to do all this weird college shit. A circle of trust. I had a fall back. I had to be in a UV. I had to go circle out of the house.

I was so fucked up. I'm so fucked up. I'm holding hands with these college kids. And we're doing all these stupid college games, revealing stuff. Just to get to this fucking hunk of shit, I go to the show that night, I'm front row. Where is it?

It's in, it's a, uh, Ipswich. Up in, up, upstate, you know, up above Boston, right? North Shore, right? This fucking cocksucker comes out of this, energy, you wouldn't believe how much energy he, he come, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, man, man, man. Yeah. Man. That's a mating dance in Bobby's Village. I was bad. I'll take that. That was a different one.

It's too our show. You know, we left it on that side. Hey, you fucking nine out of 10. You still go to the whole thing. He fucking literally murders. I'm sitting there like, wow, I run. He leaves shows of I run out and I follow him. I stalk him all the way to the elevator.

I get in the elevator. It's me, him and some girl and some big fucking duty was with. And I'm just like, hey man, how you doing? Hey, I'm starting to get into comedy and I, you know, I'm up here as a representative. I have a comedy group and I had a flyer of all our stuff and he, look, see that tie, he was like this. Leaning up against the fucking girl Yeah, yeah, man. That's cool. That's good. That's good. All right, man. You know, do you think? I was like what I know no, I just you know, he's like yeah, man. All right cool, man. Good for you

ding Rolled out fucking ghosted me. I'm sitting there holding my flyer. I want a chick. I'm holding my flyer This did well. He's probably booked about fucking a hundreder. I want a chick. I'm holding my flyer. He did well. He's probably booked about fucking 100 schools. I was sitting and holding my flyer like, what a fucking cock sucker. He just was so happy on stage. I was like fucking having a jovial. He looked like such a nice guy. Elevator kids stunk back then. What was he supposed to do? Yeah. Was he supposed to mean Joe Green you and throw you Jersey? You're in an elevator and a guy kick comes up to you and goes I'm a big fan. I was great I'm in a comedy group. Do you know can you have any advice or anything? What would you say? I would say keep writing dude. Do you think yeah? Well, then if a kid came up to you and hey, then I'm big

Can I what you just did was great with You're with a girl who's trying to make a little something happen. I go, hold on, baby. Hold on, baby. What's your name? Bobby. Bobby, I mean, I'm a monkey. Get out of the elevator. What?

What the emergency button? Stop the cello, Dan. I don't want to be on the cello, baby, with this kid. I didn't know I was dealing with comedy Expresskey. I, I, you know, looking at it now, it makes sense. Comedy Expresskey was a little cocky. Oh, I guess baby. Where's the jacket? It's downstairs. It's all right. That's where goth free came up to me and I was performing a Howard The black guy that had a not the university, but had a hotel

How and goth free come talk to this girl. I'm trying to, you know, you hate man. Yeah, I see you on star shoots, man. That's really good. I'm like, yeah, that's good. It's a fanning, goffery. I'm trying to get, you know, I'm like, I'm having a young fucking hungry kid, you just try to get laid.

I have a black nerd, goffery, was he's watching a star-ser? He was a little nerd godfrey was he's watching saucer Happy was a nerd he was a little nerd back then I much before the broken fucking Keith the the I gave up Keith the the three girls and one Keith Group that he's in now you getting to get a set jack a little a little pink jacket with three girls Check it out, baby. I hope you have a fucking letterman drawing. A doll for Spotify.

He's gonna get a pink satin jacket with the three little ponytails. Amy goes, that's her. And then that's her. Amy goes, three girls, we're out. And they all follow suit. And then they go all at the same time and one key. Three girls are.

One key. See you next week guys Stay you deep old fucking I love it. You can't go back to Philly One key So we put in a memo to recheck you rights with that money Yeah, so we put in a memo to recheck he writes with that money. I Love it. Oh satin jacket so bad. Oh, we're getting satin jackets. What did you say? I know what he makes

Makes he makes he makes around 20 G's for the run. Oh shit. 20 20 G's for the run. More, more than that. Thank you Colin Collins. He'll be honest person. You know, do you know why you're right about that? Because I just threw that fucking number out there to see this because this guy can't fucking pass a fucking lie detected.

He went like this. Yeah, he just froze and tried to keep his mouth shut I'm not gonna give it to that shit tell dummy when you try not to give it to Two girls I want to keep an accept it. I would have fucking took it for half the money They named it three girls and a fat bald guy No way six figures. No way, six figures. Yeah. What the fuck?

There it is. Wow. I'm back to my open. Colin always should have been a detective. I'm gonna do my belt on that one. Oh my god. I like that you were just looking for an excuse to undo your belt.

I know. Oh my god. Bobby Gus, I'm a fucking financial figure. My belt now tells me when this part, more wrapping up, by the way. I can only do around an hour and a half, 45 minutes with the belt, and then we got 15 minutes to wrap up. So it's actually an indicator.

What's up? What did Alan the Monkey get for that 14,000-seat gig, though? True. They probably got four 25. We didn't get four 25. We'll tell you what we got. That gig, we didn't get shit because. It was it was the guy.

All right, show was it. And I tell you. I'll tell you. He did get exposed. That was our next group name. We're exposed. The guy, the what happened was we did the comedy riot. And the guy, the guy, it was the BCN comedy riot which BCN

was fucking massive radio rock station back in there and Mark Perreto was the biggest mother fucker I mean just how it's turned of Boston back then and he's like 10 year old boys well he took well he took a liking to us. I'll bet he did. But it was since the fall over college was going to send you all boys and barbagos and he loved us. He really liked Dane. I mean, it was almost weird.

Like, he would show favoritism. He brought us on. Like, during the competition, he brought us. What was it? He brought us a jamaulster or something. But we didn't not, he was then, but it wasn't out. But we, he was just the king of Boston. I love a little Bob a little Bobby I was too much. I was too. I was too alpha. Yeah. Yeah, he wasn't I wasn't gonna he liked Dane

He really did it. We just thought he liked Dane You know that happened all the time people just love Dane, you know, it was or whatever He brought us in the radio station was he shouldn't have done in the middle of the competition. Like come on in guys. And he would talk about us every week after the Sunday night competition. And so we won, but he helped us win. Yeah, your shirt off interviews. Yeah. Come on in. Well, I remember gain called it. He gained called in by himself one time. And that was like, that's kind of like, ah shit. I mean, it's the beginning of the end, but it's also like, all right, you made the right move business-wise.

And, but, you know, whatever. But he made the, he called in and then he was like, we want you to do this show and it was big. It was fucking massive. And no one, no comic ever did that shit. No comic ever went up in front of 14,000 people. No. On a rot, we were just in front of 14,000 people. No. On a rock.

We were just like, fuck yeah, let's do it. It was the dumbest move we ever made. God, I love the energy that you guys are like, this is a can't miss. Yeah, we have. We have. Wait a minute, how did y'all come out, Doud? Did y'all do that peanut butter?

Yep. You guys open with it? We sure did. Oh, great. It was so bad doing I mean they didn't they we just make sure you're making music but you understand Dane was holding peanut butter and Jay was holding a chocolate bar and we were we were hiding but there was still around 10,000 people watching us from this side and we're

just sitting there going like this Oh, boy, you got the chocolate in my peanut butter. I fucking say you I say you China man Yeah, to the fucking side they didn't but you know what though The people in the front that could hear it will like keep going. They loved it There was like maybe 20 people that were like this is great Did you all call them to want to rip you off? Come on. It was a big deal. My uncle was so, he fucking, I remember,

I remember he, He did some bad bad. He goes, give me the keys. I don't know why I had five of those. My uncle Sean went to this one. I remember he, he, I went to my grandmothers and he was like, yeah, right kid. He came, I remember he came in.

I was in the basement just like in shock. Mad. At them. My career's over. And I heard him open the door. And he came downstairs and he opened the door. User, they bust my balls. Usually be like, fucking laughing at me.

He opened the door, he goes, yeah, right kid. And I was like, I don't know. I think I don't know. He's like, all right. Well, that was pretty fucking nuts. And I go, yeah,'s like, all right, wow. That was pretty fucking nuts. And I go, yeah, he goes, all right, we'll just play the garden. So, and he shut the door.

Oh, he was like, that's got to hurt even more. So no more performances after that. No, we still went on for a little bit. That, well, how was that for this one? Did you guys have the yips after that? We were shaking. We were shaking, but we started, we went went out to western mass to like the Berks years Where people we knew I remember we yeah, we would open this guy

He was a tying guy he had a satin jacket too. Then when satin jackets were huge MTV I had an MTV satin jacket remember that jacket You know, I'm gonna use a key is before Keith and his crew. Where are we at? What are we gonna bus? You all right? Let me talk to the mic, you jagass. Why did you, and appreciate my great joke. Yeah.

You tired? We're gonna wrap this up. Collins getting to have the crews getting tired. Yeah, it was, we went out there. One, this guy was in magician and he called himself, he called himself our producer He'd be like dude. I want a badu shoot guys. Oh, and we would laugh We would just let him book us gigs because he was such a character

He'd be like dude. I'm gonna a badu shoot and Weston mask I'm gonna go badu shoot up and in the Hampshire and He did magic and he would go up and he was just this guy. He'd be like ta-da It's just the worst. But I was on stage one night, and he was going up in between us, bringing us up a stand-ups, and then as Alan the monkeys. And I knocked over his magic trip, trick, and I picked it up, and it kind of flipped out

and all the holes and shit. And I go, look, there's holes in this thing. And just from the back of the room you heard my illusions. My illusions. My illusions. Ah, fuck. Well, here we are on my podcast years later. Me and Keith are friends, right? You're finished. I'm finished.

No, I got three girls one. Yeah, Spotify. Yo, listen to a roadside. Why didn't you get on that? If they offered him fucking eight figures, he would have turned it down. Huh? Not true.

What about seven? Seven. Yeah, would you take it for seven? Seven figures? Seven figures. I don't know. I'm going to do a cost for you to do three girls, calling I would do it for free really just take the job away from cookie Just to give him the book

All right, let's wrap this up Keith comedy express That's right, baby comedy express ever three I'm gonna find a fucking satin jacket for your biker. Don't find it, just make it. I'm gonna make it, that's what I'm saying. We should all make comedy express jacket. Let's have a new comedy express. You can't do it. Why?

We'll see you. You won't. I'll see you in court. I'm gonna win the trademark. I'm gonna go trademark comedy express. I'll lay back to you for all the fucking for the use of the name. First of all, Sue, somebody hears this, it's all fucking taken anyways.

Yeah. Some asshole took this already selling comedy express jacket on gas digital right now. Oh, I'm so, go to my spot. Go to my spot, get comedy express leather jackets, satin jackets, don't get read jackets. Totally down with that. We have joke busters, we have the original theme song.

You guys want to know on the Mokis T-shirt? It's there. I'm coming. More you message the joke busters up. have the original theme song. You guys want to know the mokis t-shirt? Spicking the mick shared his up. The more I like it. What? Joke buses the more you mention it see I'm starting to like that. Yeah, it really turns and it's got a song attached It's a song the song in For you. Well, Ray Parker. Junior loves it. Like a C Collins dance with joke. Wow. Let's see. I come down. Joe Buster.

Yes, college was sketches. with Joe Wow, I see a comes out. Joe Buster. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, it's called to our sketches. I think you sketch. I think you sketch. All of the Columbus is a poor, it's another one. Um,

I came out, it was almost like Cheech and Chan, only an Irish guy in a port of a, and then at the end, dent, dent, dent, dent, it's fucking light. They told us you were going to get off five minutes. Dent, dent, dent, dent, dent, dent, dent, dent, dent, dent, something. What? If you need a laugh. So you sang it. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun And then we end it. But it ain't. I'm down. I'm down.

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I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm somewhere. Yeah. Yeah. You're like shit. Like, uh, Sequil, it was good. Nice. I think they do.

They liked it. OK, man, I got to go home. I mean, we know, we know comedy is press. But we go. Meera, Meera, Meera. You got the Boston, we work, man. The monkeys, they done. Bucky's done, man.

Out of the monkeys, push. Comedy is press. They don't even see each other they are in a prize that's the problem man there's two of us there's four of them double the problems mommy puppy

you got Keith three girls one Keith where can you listen to that? Spotify you know where it says Spotify you have to listen to it in the top with Carlos on a phone on a stoop. You listen to it on a stoop. How's it going? In the top. It's going pretty good. Yeah. Is it is it must be successful? I mean, you got three successful people in it. Three. Wait a minute. But there's no. There's three. And there's that's some all the monkeys humor right there

I love how you switch your co-tail thing to like just you know three co-tails you got Rachel you got Bridget you know who remember I don't join circles I make circles True staying that true that true that you're right key doesn't make draw he draw circles I just said that make sure he makes circles yeah all right good. That's a good saying. I know how many listens does it have Scott good-listen I guess Say How come I come is Amy on it not all she figured that out figure out why Amy's Movie I was on. I just want to hear you say more. I'm just fucking top building a movie right now.

Oh man, why is Amy? Why is it a Rachel? It's just Amy. What could it be? You were Rachel. All right, well, oh yeah, we got a big gig at the end of August. Me, you, Vos, and Vegas. Me, you, Vos, and Paul Verzi.

In Vegas at the comedy club. Comedy seller. Comedy seller in Vegas at the comedy club comedy seller comedy seller in Vegas at the Rio at the Rio with their I'm they're putting up the tickets this week you can buy them right now go to go to comedy sold.com and go to the Vegas website and you can pick the date and buy the tickets now get them now it's That whole week Thursday Friday Saturday. We will be in Vegas. Me, Keith Robinson, Rich Voss, and Paul Verzi that is the last week in August. August, yeah.

That's gonna be a good time. In Vegas, baby. Vegas, baby. What are the odds that Keith stays in the real hotel? I say, one to a thousand. There's no way he's staying at the real hotel. I already booked my hotel at Antoine Corps. Yeah, he's nothing.

You stay way over there. Visit Mike Reynolds. He's a crab dealer there. Is he? Yeah. I love that. He's at a friend of ours. We're going to group with him.

No, he did his own act. Wow. Yeah, and what else you got Keith? You have no website, right? No. Nothing? Nothing. Off the grid. Nothing? Nothing. Off the grid.

Off the grid. Damn, oh. I mean, Twitter to what you're barely on and Instagram what you're barely on. You got nothing. I'm a man. I'm a grown man. Right.

I do grown man shit. Right. Like staff's internet. And do a podcast with three women. Yeah, grown up stuff. Hey, girls, what do you think? I'm the pimple of podcast. You're not the pimple. I'm pimping those hoes. I want to say. you think? I'm the pimple of pie. You're not

the pimple. I'm pimping those hoes. You better isolate that audio and say it to Amy. Can we listen to some of it? Do you have any of it? I got a person. I just want to listen to one little piece of it. Have you listened to it? No. No. That's a trailer. Have you listened to it? Does anybody listen to it? I have nobody has listened to it. How many did it just come out? Yeah, just came out It's got to be funny. It's funny. I mean it's for funny people Yeah, look at Bob. It's got to be funny. Yeah, it's got to be what Yeah, come on. What's going on? Yeah, what do you mean we all comics? We know what the fuck you don't what do you talk to the comedians?

That's come when a comedian starts to get sincere. There's a rattle like a rattlesnake goes off and everyone's had Why? Come on. What do you got on? I'm serious Fuck you, Bob. Oh, God. And it ends as it saw it. It's a fuck you, Bob. What are you doing, Mike?

Let's talk about that. It's showing reviews. What? There's a showing reviews on the trailer. Is it not up, Mike? Is it not up? Yeah. Where is it up?

Spotify. Right, but when it opens, Spotify, it really scratches the computer. I have it up. I have it on my phone it opens, Spotify, it really scratches the computer. I have it on my phone. Your phone doesn't work for me. The trailer? Yeah, just looking at the trailer and seeing you in the car. Let's pick it up by over 3 o'clock, lunch at the Olletree with you.

Rebecca, let's go. Ready? This is a goddamn promo. Very good sleep. F***. F***. F***. Yeah, very good. Is it good time?

Okay, so I still say the whole thing every time and then and then add Check this out three minutes five damn it. I messed up already stop. It's the same guy from fucking comedy Express there it is. You're still doing the same shit Same fucking guy. Yeah, you fucking asshole. You three nice people try to be funny with a stroke They put some season in on them I forget it. Let's fucking move on. Ah Keith So thanks going on buddy very funny comedy express. Come on Express Thank you for ever one finger. Yeah, not peace one one fallen. I'll be I'll be a governor's next week with who the guy was joining me

tonight at the fat black pussycat actually. What is that? Chris, he's out of town. I thought he was finished there. They threw him out the fat. Yeah, they told him he couldn't work there anymore. Wait, they told Tim that? No, they is the lose a is him Look at the 10 gauge they fucking they booted 10 gauge It's such a weird thing this relationship between 10 gauge and and calling and all of us All right, you're gonna be a governor's letter. I've never played governors. Really? Never. I've done the two other rumors and pro-Iage.

I've done it for years, the other ones. I've never, I've been to governors one time. You're governors, never went. Never went. Never, I never played that. I went there one time when they had the podcast studio. Yeah. I mean, I love those guys.

Yeah, it's weird. I've never played that room ever. It's weird. But I don't know what the fuck that is, but whatever. Maybe the guy there doesn't like me. Isn't there a separate guy? No, no. James owns all of them.

James owns all of them. Yeah, but is there a guy there who runs it? Oh. What do you know? I can't remember. No, I'm trying to think of the other guy. Jesus, I'm looking out the way. No, no.

No. All of them. And then you're at the, I'm trying to give the other guy to sound like a And then you're at the you're at Harris resort where I'll say you I'm in Harris resort with my man Noah Mcdonald Show hell yeah And the warehouse at FTC fairfield Connecticut. What's that no idea? South Orange performing art center. South Orange, New Jersey. Yeah, go to Colin Quinn.com for all his tickets. Are you doing your new show? Yeah. What is it called? Do you have a name for it? One in every crowd. One in every crowd. What's it about? Well, it was about, I

don't know, it's changing. It's hard to say now. I'm changing the whole thing. Yeah. It's going to stay one in one of never crow. No, probably not although that's great artwork I just got our fucking believable artwork. I like it. I like it. You have the same eyes and cheekbones as Jesus I bet he like Lord of dunes too All right, buddy Dan. What do you got a bonfire on Comedy Central Radio? What a great fucking show you have you done bonfire? Oh Dude it's so fun. Well, have you anytime you'd like calling nice Dan. He knows Dan He just said that like he dance a new guy from fucking Kentucky. Well, have you on anytime you want kid

I didn't say like that. I said yeah yeah, you did look. That's why he's laughing. I didn't say like that. He wouldn't laugh. I'll be at the punchline in San Francisco July 19th to the 21st. Then comedy works in Denver, July 26th through the 28th comedy on state in Madison in August. Yeah, and then other shit dance order.com. Well, don't forget you're gonna be at Skankfest this week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lewis J Gomez is brain, the brainchild of those J Gomez Skankfest. Brooklyn. You're at Skankfest, too. We're all doing a show together Sunday. Sunday, isn't it? Sunday night.

We're doing a show together. Yeah, I can't make it sad. Shafir Fest. Why? Go to buy Shafir Fest shirts. What's a Shafir Fest? Because you know, our Shafir hijacked it this year. Oh, did he really?

He was doing all the announcements before Lewis could. So anytime they signed someone big, he would tweet it out. It made Lewis furious and it's one of the hardest of them ever left. Because they would get this big name and then R.I. had to find out and he'd go, hey guys, by the way, Pete Davidson is going to be at Skankfest and Lewis would be like, what the fuck are you? I'm going to let me announce it in an official way? Arish here always funny

Yeah, so check it out Can't be what you got babe. I have a new podcast out with kitty Hanigan called a pod clip standard episode I forgot about your muppet voice my muppet voice. I always forget that it's like a muppet. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So it'll pop it. And follow me on Instagram. That's really it. All right.

Gabby. Michael? What do you have besides our lies? All three of us will be at the back of the episode you get tomorrow night. We'll be at Skankfest on Sunday. And I'll be headlining the improv of Santa Monica last week of August.

Hell yeah. Now, wait, what's the skankfest show on Sunday? That we're on. It's a comedy show. It's just a comedy show. I know, but I'm the basement. Michael is like a Mexican zero must tell. LAUGHTER

That is perfect. That is perfect. Tauquie through zero must tell us. I know he is stupid. Who is he? He's a fucking movie star. From what movie? On a way to the... On the what? Yeah.

On the what? I forget the... I find anything happen on the way to the... Yeah. Just check in on the what I forget to Funny thing happened on the way to The worst yeah, yeah, just checking all of it. Yeah, yeah, you think this what is what is Bob? You what are you doing testing me? I like to test you I like some my smarter to test me please find somebody in this room and you can have him Gabby yeah, all right can have them. Keep going. Gabby. Yeah, all right. Let's do.

Keep going. That's right. You got it. You got it. You got it. All right, check it out. I want to thank Dom Stake Tips, Dom Sausages, DomSauceages.com for supporting the YKWD podcast and the live from the shed. We're going to try to maybe give some more away before the summer's out.

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Also, I wanna thank the Comedy Cell of Vegas. Go to Comedy Cell of, if you're going to Vegas, or if you wanna go and check out the new club, it's at the Rio, it's the hottest club. It's just one, number one Comedy Club in Vegas. Nice. That's amazing. Yeah.

Yes, the crowds are getting bigger and bigger. It's becoming more popular just like the regular comedy sell of Vegas. So make sure you get tickets. And we're going to be there at the end of August. Me, Voss, Keith, and Verzy. Mark Cohen's going to be host and it's going to be great. You ever going to go to a Quinn?

Yeah. Yeah, or cool. When? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know You would announce that if he was gonna be there But he's not gonna be there. Yeah, when he said it when I say my dates Well, not if it wasn't then you try to put pressure on him. I know how you work Bob I don't know why you blew past the my Montreal dates, too. Yeah, I was gonna now sat

Oh, I was gonna now set a Montreal like we're doing it together. I was gonna do it. Yeah. Okay. What do you do? What do you do? It's fucking manager back off. Yeah, he's got a point though. Yeah, back off. Guys, it don't need to be between out of the monkeys in the comedy. Explore. I'm trying to I'm trying to fucking hook up with the the the joke busters. And this clock suckers complot. Joe plus two man group.'t try it. I don't want to join them I'm just saying we could do shows together because we're in the same circuit unlike comedy express Busters and you want to laugh

Don't forget to use the code CC social only buying tickets on yeah, CC social you you get 25 all tickets and make sure you go this Thursday. I'm going bushcraft and I'm going to the camp. I want to thank you one more time for let me do on you to show at the outhouse that you have. What's that? I from the shed. I don't like that he's redo it. Yeah, but he's he got a laugh on that joke.

I want to get one more. That's the only you can't stop me from getting one more. And that was it. That's how come you get my way. Don't get one more. You can't stop me from getting one more. That's how called you get my way. Don't get my way. Let's say that like when we all don't have gold, we're going to bring up a few times. Hell yeah. They're like a huge laugh. It's all about the fourth time.

This is the seventh time. You're probably going to have a good laugh. I can't forget. I can't forget. He brought it up a front. He did it on the promo which is Yeah, I just shot with gnome yesterday live from the shed two episodes two episodes Gabby was there Gabby's fucking crazy. She edited the last two episodes your episode

Because we had to speed you up the driveway because it took too long. So she had you up the driveway because it took too long. So she had. You fucking asshole, man. You're such a cool man. He's a handy-cow gentleman. No, he just took long, right? Yeah, I'm glad Dane blew by you. He came up, came back into comedy.

Dane was you formed a group together. Dane's like, I'm on the road right now. First of all, Dane blew by all of you, all of us, I'm on the road right now. First of all, Dan Bluebite, all of you, all of us, okay? I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going to do it for us. I'm going you did it, you would have sold out your next six months of shows. Yeah, we're doing, uh, first of all, you rolled your eyes. What's up with you rolling your eyes?

Oh, my eyes are all. What are your eyes? First of all, settle down. You're getting a little carried away. I got to go. All right, listen, go to robbercullylive.com. Uh, dot com for all my dates. Just for laughs next week.

What day are you going to be there, Quinn? No, the 20th, the 20th, there or something. I'm there for laughs next week. What day are you going to be there, Quinn? No, the 25th or 23rd or something. I'm there for like a week. You're there for a whole week. You're doing your one-man show? Yeah. And you're doing a gala? No, something else.

I think they get wise in the fact that a lot of people like, yeah, we don't do your fucking gala all the time. So now they have another thing, but it's another type of show. But it's a TV show. Right. But it's not the gala. Not the g. So now they have another thing, but it's another type of show, but it's so. It's a TV show, right, but it's not the gal. Not the gal. I did that last year.

You did. There's the Mike Biblia side show. Right. And it's fun. It was fun. Yeah, it's fun. The gal is huge, but I'm hosting the nasty show with Brad Williams, Nick Eglays, or Mike Britt, Derek Sagan

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