Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - The Hybrid

Episode Date: September 24, 2012

Sam Roberts (@NotSam) sits in at YKWD studios for a live broadcast. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Go to Robert Kelly Live right now for tickets and information. Hey gang, this is Colin Quinn. This is Jim Norton. This is Dennis Liri. This is Opie from a lot of things. This is Bert Kreiser. Staying cooking, you are listening to Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude? You Know What Dude?

You Know What Dude? This is Robert Kelly's, you know what dude? You know what dude? You know what dude? This is Robert Kelly's, you know what dude? You know what dude? Let's get a chat room. So the app is working right now. Whoa! That's the fuck is that not? Alright man. Did anybody download it?

Alright, you're the best. Alright, thanks man. If I might call you if things, just to check it, if's all right man. Is that me? Yeah. Did anybody download it? You're the best. All right, thanks man. If I might call you if things, just to check it, if something fucks up. Is it available? All right. Then what is it? I'm all right, brother.

I'll talk to you a little bit. Bye, son. Bye, Jay. Yeah. Fuck an app. She can listen live through the app now. What does the app mean? Is it on the app store?

Dude, no, we have a fucking riot cast. I've, I've Android, and iPhone app. Is it available? Not yet, it's not available. Right, so nobody can listen. Nobody has the app. The people that have the app can listen to us. Who has the app?

We're live right now. But nobody has the app. Yeah, but people that do, it works. That's the accounts. Oh, you fucking dumb dumb. It's in test phase. I thought it meant that people were gonna get to listen. No, no, it's good. I have an audience It's it's working which is great so we could hypothetically have an audience at some point in the future And so do we release this even if so this is just one OTO TO one time one time only or do we release this

later Like the what we're doing right now. We also recording it and then release it. Like what if we have pearls and then no one was listening live. She definitely recorded it. We're recording it. This is a podcast. So this will be released. That's a mask. That's a mask. A test podcast that we actually using. That's what a master. We will release this. We will release this show. So it's live radio and podcast. I say I'm I'm you know I'm just you know boobly boob he records on the board records on the yes wow it's very likely that a grandmother's gonna see this on my Facebook and then listen so we

go easy on me today no herpes talk no you know I don't know I mean she's on Facebook a lot she may just go click, unlisting, and then all of a sudden, you get, you guys are calling me a faggot or something. Oh, grandma list. Yeah, grandma Campbell, really. We would never call you a faggot. Yeah. All right, actually, he was that word, so I apologize to. I also have some gay family members that might be listening to. I don't know if I like this live business Because otherwise everything I normally I just forget everything I said and then a week later people tweet at me and I'm like, oh, right But now this is like

When is it starts? It's just the same thing have we started the people yeah, well, it hasn't started yet Technically, oh, we haven't started recording yet. It's a pre-show. This is the pre-show to the first You were on you stream right now on Y KWD live page If you guys are listening go to Y KWD live page on you stream you can actually see Sam my hand Jo list face waving and Kelllly vestuica summer her face why we do our own pre show i mean we're our warm we did this is not yes and we yet i'm sorry that's a

yet to go say i'm just saying you just you just start the show this was but we can't just start the show why because i'm figuring out how to show it's a matter of likes of gotten on my facebook post should be good. Gotta be up to at least two. Perfect night to do it, too, Labor Day. Oh, I got two comments here.

Here comes something. One of the comments is mine though. I've got a comment. Nice sound is kind of low though. Oh, yeah, he said talk loud. Yeah talk louder talk louder. Okay. How's that? Talking louder. Is that better? That's better. Testing. Testing. Testing. Testing. Testing. Is that must be better? That must be better. Has to be. Oh yeah. That's really loud. I don't really don't like the fucking Sam is like uh... like a real pessimist very negative

jeth diars as we can hear it live on the website alright we'll be right back to the celebrity no jeth diar oh never mind tomby bonnigan is loving it really now that's a pretty good joke if i'd have to hire tomby bonnigan it's a last comic-standing reference

that's a friend of mine. I thought I nailed that. Jesus. Sorry mate. Sorry, I didn't know we weren't allowed to come out of the gate hot on this episode. There we go. Bobby left the room. So I guess.

It's after being negative. He's just playing the role of a producer, which is what he's been doing for a long time. Right. You got to do that. You got to be that devil's advocate that goes hang on set guys, okay? Let's just fucking let's just let's realize who wants to get on the O and A show We're fucking with this country listen to me first of all that's not true He hasn't done anything for the O and A show in five years All about the fucking Sam Robert Joe. I really don't do anything behind the scenes.

I've seen you there. You're just trying to forward your career. Yeah, that's exactly correct. Right. I mean, I'm not sitting there going, how can I make the whole thing better? Yeah, you're not coming in with show prep and news clippings and videos. Unless it's for me. Oh, look, I can spin this in my direction.

You know, I'm not trying to forward my career because I wouldn't be here. Hello! Singer! Zing Dong, email me. This is I'm not trying to forward my career because I wouldn't be here. Hello Zinger Dignain email me wait we We have to get Joe fucking a zinger bucket every time you're doing those we get a nickel from there I'm gonna sound effect Yeah, we are gonna be recording right fucking you ready to do this. Oh we didn't get that. No you didn't get that Joe sorry. Oh she's. But we got it now. These poor people you just can we reset up my zing? No. Ah geez. God reset your zing Joe. What's the bandana doing way over there? Let's get that

a lot closer to Kelly. You explain to Sam with the bandana. When you have a joke that bombs you have to tie the bandanaout around your microphone. But you don't worry. It'll be. No, don't fucking don't worry. Well, I thought I'd, you know, let's try to make it. We have, all right, here we are. We're doing the... There's no intro for the show?

Yeah, we do all that in post. We're not actually like, you'll show that, see this is what you're comparing it to. A real radio show we go live to do we're doing it live shouldn't there be the intro for the live listeners now there's no there's no intro for this is a I told you what this show is this is a a test real podcast show we're testing the live and we're testing the video feed right now you can go to YKWD live on U-stream and try to find it. So you didn't ask me to come do like a real show, you asked me.

No, this is a real show, what? What is a real test show? No, it's a test show. It's a hybrid show. Yeah, because it's going to be a regular show. Right. And then for the diehard fans that are listening to it right now. Yeah, this is for fucking diehard fans. are listening to it right now yeah this is for fucking diehard fans we're doing two shows this week

for diehard fans who are a little alone tonight on a money night a labor day maybe don't have anybody a sickle watch and fucking storage wars and fucking uh... in the board they know on on channel eighty eight new york uh... they're like fuck what am i gonna do now and then they fall shit i'll go listen to this and sam robert's is on the phone. Oh my god And then we got the truth Joe. This is just whistle cuz he didn't even need to whistle But it's about to so small it happens to my nose and stuff. Yeah, mouth-strike right out of the cake And we have Kelly for stucca aka fatso

I like it's so easy you could fat stucca is like a pun but you don't even you buy past fat stuka to go with just fat So no because we usually call it fat Kelly, but okay, no, I mean let's be real. I'm the fatta scat of the rib Kelly Somebody actually I think I put all the way back on by the way I'm like what I Fuck it. I can't help it. I fucking, I had an emotional, you've never had. You have no, you're a weird food guy, Sam. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you, I eat for like the bare essential amount of fuel.

I'm enjoy eating, I wait, as soon as I start eating, I want it to be finished and I don't eat much. Yeah, you, we went to breakfast one morning, me. I'm not a freaking. Me, me, me, me, Sam and N we went to breakfast one morning me Me Sam me Sam and Norton went to breakfast and you know, we're paying for it Yeah, and this guy orders I look over Norton orders is omelet with bags and some other shit and I get eggs and buy I look over at this fucking Centaur and he's eating he's eating a buttered roll with bacon on the side.

On the side, like a side of bacon, which is good, and a buttered roll, that's it. It just doesn't make sense. Water. And water, not even like a prison diet. I was on my honeymoon for like a week and a half and we got free breakfast buffet every day. Right.

Every single morning, it was a bowl of raisin brand, bacon and watermelon. What? I'm not as breakfast i don't get it you eat other weird shit to your families a weird family yet but they can't have you family some weird shit well my dad does you dad's a fucking way he'll eat anything but his snack like he eats a sardine and onion uh... t-shirt sandwiches on like a sunday with a glass of buttermilk

as it's like weekend. These are the treats. It's sundae. It's sundae guys. We're feeding that. I'm going to eat some raw fish. What does he do? What's he working on?

He's working on farm. Why does he eat so much? He's retired. He has nothing to vacation from. Really? But he just sits. Yeah. What is the buttermilk?

When do you get buttermilk? They sell on a goat town. What's the difference between no milk and buttermilk? It's like spoiled milk. Yeah, when you buy that, you can just buy that. Yeah, you can get a carton of buttermilk. A carton? You need a carton. A carton, like a small carton.

Like milk comes in a carton. And he just sits there with sardines, which I like. Yeah, he pops open the can. I'm a fan of sardines yeah but you don't like sardines no have you ever had one yes you like fucking vegimite yeah you want some I'm here gross it's the best have you tried it yeah yeah I went to Australia when I was in like six grade it's it's disgusting your taste buds have changed since then you're not your man now Sam. The taste buds changed, is that real? I reckon I do, because it's food that I used to hate. I used to hate red peppers and then last year,

probably because smoking has obliterated all of my taste buds in my tongue. But maybe you were just stubborn. I was a stubborn eater when I was a kid. My taste buds didn't change, I just didn't eat anything. Mental blocks. I think you change, when think you change when you get older

you start to like uh... i like more salty things now like i like sardines i get a sardine on a cracker as fucking great i would need a sardine sandwich with a onion with onion and then but i'm okay you know they give in this in fancy steak houses you get a raw onion yet my dad made a he uh... i this i eat it now, raw potato. Oh, you have, have you had raw,

anyone raw potato? Well, you just peel it and shut it in. Well, you, well, you, maybe that's what happened in there. That's what happened to your hair. For meeting raw potatoes, you just curled up. Yeah. No, yeah, you peel a potato.

Put it under cool water. So it's like cold. And then you can just put salt on it and you could slice it up or you're gonna eat it like an apple peel a potato, put it under cool water. So it's like cold and then you can just put salt on it And you could slice it up or you're gonna eat it like an apple cold potato It's like it's like it is like you're eating in solitary confinement Yeah, very prison, he died Yeah, I did a bag of potatoes. I I could never eat a cold potato. It's like an apple. It's like an apple right That's how you eat it. Yeah, that's how you eat it except without skin and

Sweetness and flavor. It's just starch card cold start. Oh dude if I ate that my neck would swell I fucking die Speaking of how many did you eat right before the show? Hello We need we need a tiger I've emailed me boom We got that zing, believe me. Unfortunately, we didn't get that one. Okay.

Yeah, speaking of big guys dying, Michael fucking see Hall. What's it then? Wow. Who died? He did have leukemia, sorry, in a part-off. Who's Michael see Hall had leukemia? Who the hell is Michael's? The guy from Dexter?

No. Is that him? No, he's the guy. Anthony Michael Hall. Yeah, you think that's the only thing we can find. The youngest guy from next to? No. Is that him? No, he's the guy. Anthony Michael Hall. I'm thinking, no, you think that's the only reason we try. The youngest guy of an SNL. Yeah, and he fucking left quick too.

Because he's, him and Robert Downey Jr. Yeah. He's got a good on weed science and then they just, Oh, they were great on weed science. And Vicky. But he was a great 16-kandal. Yeah, and Brakfist Club. Brakfist Club.

Vacation. Vacation. He was great and then he just fucking hit that stage and then this Thomas C. Howell who I think you I think you're I think Thomas out of the house. I think Thomas put a whole bunch of shit in the I'm where the fuck how do we get I don't know Michael Clark's

dead a man Yeah, he played a black guy which he can have black guys hear about Michael Clark Duncan dead now we move on. That's it. We got it. That's all we got. Yeah, but well, it's pretty good.

Because people that are listening to this now, this is really like, man, we're nailing it. Because like, he died like 10 minutes ago. Yeah, but people that listen to it next week to just like, who gives a shit? No, they'll actually, they'll actually be like, why, I never thought of that. The opinion is about to spew out

and our thoughts are Michael C. Howell. I know, but we said he's dead and you go, I never thought of that. I thought you meant people will be like oh yeah he is black just like the guy from Solman was pretending to be. He hit well you know what it's funny that you say that because you look like him the guy that was in Solman just because of the hair. Well the hair and the face. You look like a white guy trying to be black. I'm better in black face on. Yeah, but you look like you look like that. That hair. Hey, he's got black in him.

That fucking what act like who gave it to you? My parents. Parents probably. No, which one of them has a fro? My mom's side, my uncles have white afros. White afros. But they're not black guys. But they're like, oh, binos or?

No, they're not black. They're from Detroit, but they're not black eyes but they're not like but I like oban is all they're from Detroit but they're not uh what does albino mean it's like you know what it means yeah you see like white albino's with like because you don't have like you don't have like that one is like black hair but he says red oh oh this is christ photo man said I never listen to anything that shit had samoson why do you say that? I don't know It's all fun like Rob, but you're gonna be like oh good one now You're gonna be like well I invited him why would you grow some of these fans are very vicious?

Well well, I think that you know the thing is that it's vicious when it's not to you It's it's not it's not a love I can see him saying that just that a lot You know what it's not to you. It's not a love. I can see him saying that just that a love. When it's to you it hurts. Yeah, I just don't love it all. I'm like fuck that. When they go directly to your Facebook page and send your private message going you a sterile and slut. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, I said I wasn't gonna talk about his herpes because his grandma's my Oh, right. She's got listening yet. She's still trying to figure out how to type in the address

Just a second half we have to worry about it She's going down on a guy having buttermilk and sodium sandwiches Grandma Campbell Oh, I'm poor Nana people are saying that that it's not, it is on you stream. We're looking at it. It's on you stream. Whatever it's just on you stream for us. That's why you should have had a chat room, like I said. What's a chat room?

I didn't even chat room. Well, when the internet first came about, I was like, Whoa! This is undescending! No, chat room is you fighting gorgeous little boy What you said to me? Joe you're like you're like Sam Roberts is ugly alcoholic older brother Why am I ugly? I'm not uglier than him equally ugly. You think you're better look at it I'm not saying you're ugly. I'm not saying you're ugly. That came off from you think you're better than I'm attractive

But I get hang on saying better looking. I'm not saying you're ugly that came off wrong you think you're better than I'm attractive, but I get I'm not saying better looking. I'm not saying I mean I mean ugly a version of him is wrong. Sam was way Cure than you much better jawline. I'll say and better tea I got a maybe you're better looking now whatever I got the beard thing going doesn't that do anything? The beard thing doesn't do anything for me for me for me. I'm digging the beard with Joe But I like the smile over here and the text We can't bring in tattoos, that's like a... Yeah, we can't.

Hang on, hang on, hang on. Listen, first of all, okay, first don't clock block me, Kelly. What? I think. If you want him, he can have it. Shut up, I... Oh, no. I think Sam is cute, a way cuter than you.

Okay, and the beard does nothing for me. Okay? I'm a little sociable, so I hadn't actually looked at Sam's face. He's very attractive. He's a very attractive man. I just don't want to be an ugly version. I mean, can I just be like a less attractive version? To the joke you had to be.

Well, in real life, in real life, Joe, you're a fine fella. Thanks buddy. I appreciate that. I'm a attractive. Bobby just likes guys who twink faces, and you just don't have a twink face Oh boy What a twink is exact look at right now I'm in it. Yeah, look at it. Look at that little baby blue shirt like a skinny. Yeah boyish

So a twink is just an effeminate guy here's the other one I can put makeup and eyeshadow on this twat and I can Fuck it out my mother wouldn't even fucking question it. Oh, she's got some nice little hips on him too like this Kevin bacon hips You keep going lower and lower. She's got good toenails and I thought we were going face Realize I was gonna be judged Kevin bacon We're all joking. We're all joking. Kevin Bacon and Jeff K. I love that film. I bonded, I bonded with a man over the weekend, I love for that film and we're not making out.

Oh, I love the movie too. Wait a minute, you made it with a dude over the weekend? Yes. Over this weekend. Yes. Really? Over Jeff K. Yeah, that's one of my favorite films.

One of my favorite films. Really? I don't know how to joke. Yeah, we can't be making an album. We could have at least high-fived it. What did you do with the, where'd you make out with this guy? Um, at the place. Dallas. And Dallas. It was a JFK reference.

It was pretty good. Ah! Oh! That was so stupid. There's 20 more. That came from everywhere. That wasn't stupid. That was funny. That was funny. I really love it. It was so dumb. That was stupid. That was stupid.

That was funny. That was so dumb. Can we please put the picture's photo on the table, please? Thank you. I moved it before. One of our fans drew this for us. Apparently this is how you remember, Patrice. That was a happy, big black man.

If Patrice saw that, he'd roll it up and throw it on the ground. Oh. There you go. He's not judging all of you. I'm saying, I think stupid. So you got some dick this weekend. Really? Yeah.

Is it? We went from made out to dick. Yeah, that's how I do it. Yeah. This isn't a five-hour opineering show. We're not trying to kill time. We're trying to fucking go as fast as we can So it's word economy. Yeah, we're to come Yeah, well I caught up with him a few times during the week and then on the weekend

We consummated Yay I'm gonna break a drought. All right. I'm just a little confused. You went like this Yeah, we ended up making out and then Bobby goes see got dick and you're like yeah, we fucked Yeah, we ended up making out and then Bobby goes see got dick and you're like yeah, we fuck Telling those Australian horrors alike that I'm not a hoi. I'm just Phil I think you're gonna say you're not a show you be faking it all the time cuz you're definitely a You're not a whore Kelly. You don't the continue yourself a slut. No, no, I'm just filthy. There's a difference these days What can be considered be I don't understand

I'm like two and a half months. That's not a whore and you don't deal to yourself either right? Well, you put away flicking the bean. Yeah Let me just say that's actually a side what is it? Do you say P you? Yeah, I did say I actually like clicking the mouse. We're flicking the bean is a side of one hang on listen first of all You use your fucking headphones everybody can we? Hang on, listen, first of all, use your fucking headphones everybody. Can we stop talking over each other? Second of all, she has the worst sayings

on the fucking planet. Because she's from another country and they come up. They're the best sayings. The only thing. The Bane is not sexy. But it's just, yeah, well, I don't want to be sexy in this room. We're like, we're talking shit.

Why would you want to be sexy in this room? What do we have to do to you? Why are you gonna put us down, Kelly? Why? I think you're hot. I think you're a good looking girl. I Don't know that hair cut. Yeah, I like an uglier version of Sam But he's so good looking. I'm still okay To a flea market and use the old Flowbee. Nothing? Wow.

Give me that baby. I'm here with that very good thing. So you got some cock this weekend. Yeah. Well, did you like it? Did you swallow? Did you take it inside you? Was it on your back?

Where was it? Back into the left. Another. Woo! There's about 35k of K-Ref. It's just coming. Oh, I can't believe we never bonded over Dave K. Yeah, it's crazy. Holy shit.

I think Bobby looks like David Ferry when his, we fall off a little bit. He's our brows falling off. Doesn't he? It looks a little bit like him. They're trying to kill me, but he does, you do a good Joe Peche. I'm so tired, I can't see. I do a good angry baby, I don't do a good Joe peshy The fuck kind of people that

Fucking more beloved my fucking crib go around and around a kid fucking see the fuck cock sucky fucking That is excellent one angry baby We all right, let me let me just let me just say this Kelly Kelly you're married now. Yeah, congratulations. Thank you Correct relations. Thank you And are you happy? Yeah, you love it. Yeah, you've all you're a weird dude. I swear to God I think you're an alien because you're yeah, dude the food you eat the clothes you wear your hair your family and You're very you've never had you have no issues. You have no sexual issues. Why just attach on to things. I'm very loyal. Like an alien.

I guess so. That's what aliens thought. Like Alph did the same thing with their family. They loved cats. What on an Alph was cats? How did Alph end? Did they kill him? Did they go home? The government came and then he went back to Melmackers.

Melmack, I think so. I've been great of Alph. The last episode of Alph, we just got hit by a truck and ran him over and nobody knew what it was. People go, what the fuck is that? I was a deer or something. They just, whatever.

Whatever. And the puppeteer was still in it. I don't know, me, Jeff. So yeah, you're a fucking weird dude. Like you're, well, because I'm happily like married. Isn't that sad? Isn't that sad? That's weird that you're actually,

you don't have sex issues food issues I mean it's only been three months, but you be with it for a while Yeah, I've been with it for seven years So you might you might be a creep in around a year or two you might start eating going on 30 yet really yeah How old are you? I'll be 29 on Thursday Everybody oh hey girl if you guys want to send a present to Sam, send it to 676A, 9th Ave, number 424, New York, New York, 1036.

What's that? That's our mailbox and we'll get presents and we'll keep them. Oh. Yeah. All right. Yeah, I mean, I've been with her for seven years. I'm happy.

See, now Kelly, you're single. Yeah. You fucking just said fuck it this week. Would you get your house his house? My house really your shitty apartment. Yeah, should I let you next time you stay at my place get some conk? I don't think I don't I don't want to disrespect your apartment like that. This is the thing they would kill me I have my brand new couch from fucking from What's that? Yeah, no, not Ikea. It's the fancier place Uh, what's that? Thank you.

No, not like he is. The fancier place. Big Bob. Flanagan's. Oh, I'm not a Larry. Bernie and Phil's. Bernie and this counter is Bernie. Bernie, come for the price.

Have you ever seen the show for the fucking, for the plays and the Queens. The bright world. People have weddings and like come to here and have place wedding at our place. Then something palace. I don't say no. We had one, it was called Franco Cotso. And it was his name, oh I'm sorry, what? Wow.

That's a band-aid. Wow, that's a band-aid. You know what, there are four Australians who can go right now going, yeah, Franco Cotso, red friends. I hope they're doing that and not looking at the road and they all get hit by a car. Wow, you stopped my dream.

I know, I'm sorry. It was just three proper nouns. You're like, Jesus. Susan. Frank, good, son. I can't believe it. Come on, can we? If you want, you just flat tie it, it's okay.

We might find people. I have people just literally unfollow me because of that one. Because of Joe's? Ah, ah. So I don't want to do that in your house, Bobby, because I don't want to be fucking a guy in your bed and then look over and see a picture of you

and Dorlan happily married. Like it's just you know what I mean? Like I've never fucked anyone in someone else's bed. I think it's weird. Well first of all, yeah, first of all, let's fucking take that and put it aside and fucking see what that's all about. What?

Me and Don got into a huge fight two days ago. Why? We'll get into that after. But yeah, I mean look, see that's why it doesn't make sense to me. I've fucked married broads in their house. I came on her wedding ring and then looked at her husbands as I'm looking at their family photos.

And it did nothing to me. It actually made my dick harder. Like I was like, yeah, you fucking liked us. And where's your husband? Fucking Cincinnati. You know what I mean? I mean, I don't understand why that. I mean, I love that.

That's great about you that you love your wife and you're happily married and you don't think like that. And you don't think like that too. That's great. Because I don't, first of all, I don't want fucking your asshole blood on my bed I don't have to come home and just see fucking like brown stains because you tried to it's all fucking minimally It's not even read anymore. It's just brown

But it's it's I don't I mean good for you. It's not a bad thing But it's sad that it's like almost a fucking like you like I'm presenting it like it's a bad thing Yeah, it's a good thing. No, but I mean we have everybody that we hang out with though. It's very atypical atypical Atypical I would like to podcast you think you're on It was a marriage What are you? Marin show welcome back to the you know I do podcast with Robert Kelly. This is a Kelly for stucomite friend and go Welcome back to dr. Kelly's podcast.

We're with Sam Robert, aka Smart Guy. What word should I use to sort of, you know, something dumber? No, I don't know. Do you understand what we're doing? A word we understand. Don't might get it, but I would like to get it. Cooking with Kelly. Boy are we cooking? Anyways. Ah, she's snored. Say it again, but dumber.

Uh, I get, with the people we hang out with, yes. Happiness in a relationship would be not normal for them. Well, Opie's happy. Yeah. Anthony's happy. He's in a, he, he, and I mean, Anthony's never not in been a relationship. He's, he's always in a relationship relationship and he's monogamous pretty much

for a moment the majority of the relationship and some of his relationships race or short yeah but still he's happy uh... you know i get it i understand he's saying but it's it's i've never there's nothing i mean i also don't see and then you being happy enough in a relationship to get married again i think it's kind of against that idea married is fucking just a treasurer. You know I get

I know why wouldn't you want real quick rob sprants is on vacation AKA Joe Jersey Shore Yeah, let me know fucking cotton candies and a fucking fried Oreo Where to spend the money on your wife. Listen I'm kidding. He's said the it's coming right through the app perfectly So people who are listening just know that we have a beta version of the app out right now We have an iPhone app and an iPad app and an Android app everybody's listening and they're being like oh Let me go to iTunes and get the app. I'm gonna. Let finish. They can't get me off. They're already on iTunes.

Turn your mic off. Turn your mic off. I'm gonna get the app. But it's in beta version right now and it's working flawlessly. So soon it will be available to the public and you'll be able to get it for free and you'll be able to listen to the shows that go live like Weird Medicine, The Jersey Jarks, Great Show, My Show, and I believe, glory hole too. When it goes live, just go to the app,

you'll be listening to a streaming right through your phone or iPad or Android phone. What's it gonna be available? Very soon. It's actually, it will know in the next week. Yeah, very soon. Very soon. So it's fucking unbelievable.

It's a game changer, what they call it, in the tech world. The app is? They call it a game changer, or a fucking world crumbler. No. It's an A-Typical app. Yes. A typical app.

Yes. Will crumbler truth bombs. If you guys, I just tweeted out, retweeted to some fan, the actual U-stream thing. If you want to check that out to to see if that video is coming through, the audio's coming through, let us know. I just think it's weird. It's it's it's but you're married now. I'm married now I've been married for coming up on five years and a month. I'm happy. I'm happy. But here's the deal. You told me you missed your wife when we were in Las Vegas. Hey man I told that to you. Hey whoa

hey whoa did you pick his way? I'm not. Hey whoa. Hey whoa. Did he pick his where? I'm gonna stop everybody right now. That is fucking Sam Roberts to fucking. Do you understand the way he said that to me? He said that while saying, ah, fuck you, fucking fat fucking cock sucker. That's not true. That's not it at all.

You're not allowed to look at Bob. You're saying, when you sing your sentence, is I know you're being a cut. Did you simply say that to him? No, I would never have said that to a Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob.

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Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob miss my wife. I do. I miss my wife and I I'm it's funny because You become I'm actually falling more in love with my wife as you go on, but I still have that sexual Fucked up deviant side of me that I am in battle with and it's weird because when I can shut down It's been a year for the cigarettes so congratulations. Thank you But here's the deal the The food is out of control. Food is out of fucking control

because I was doing great. Lost 20 pounds, boxing, and then I went on vacation and I've been off the rails for like the last week. The other day, and people don't understand this. That's why it fucking bugs me. I'm trying so hard to lose weight again. And it's fucking crazy. Like when you want to stop something and you can't,

it's fucked. Was there any specific food that's carbs? That's where it is. The other day I was like, fuck it, I'm done. I was supposed to go to the gym. I woke up at 7.30 in the morning. My boxing guy can't, so he got sick. So I got fucked. And then I don supposed to go to the gym. I woke up at 7.30 in the morning. My boxing guy can't so we got sick So I got fucked and then I don't know what to do. I of course I know what to do

You go to the gym right go for a walk do something. I said I have a fucking beautiful treadmill from from the house of the house of it is Well, it's up full damn Trying to be Dan. I can't do it. Kelly, you're doing a good job. I'm sorry for yelling at you last week too. I got a lot of shit on the internet for yelling at you. Oh yeah.

Shut the fuck up, Kelly. Don't ever make a rough me. When I'm fucking in ballgis. Remember that. What you yelling at her for? I don't know, she's not in it. She let another black guy on the show sign more than his name. That's why.

She's fucking intimate. She'll yell at a fucking little guy like you, or someone with a beard, a white guy with shorts on. But if some black guy wants to fucking write down a rap after his name, she panics and just stares at him. When you sign your name, which you will after the show, you just sign Sam Roberts. You're right, and that's it.

I don't need this one. No, no, no fucking fear this. You don't wanna be fucked this way. I love being here, thank you. Love you, I'm gonna show you all my best. That's a horrible thing to write on a table. I think that's a great thing. Yeah, well she let fucking,

if you did it, you were the first one. Yeah, I was the first. And then she let, because I've been signing autographs for 10 years, and when you sign, I mean, 10 of them, over 10 years. When you sign up, you name right fucking Bubbly Boo.ob your mother's gun and then love you

When you sign your mother's gun love you this So that's what I thought you did? Your mother's gun Your fucking mother's can't do Anyway listen, yeah well anyways I yelled at her last week I kind of snapped I apologize, it's okay That's okay I do and then we made fun of your hair for a good ten minutes No that made me feel like I was, that made me feel good

It looks much better really, it looks better this week It does. What did you do to it? I showered. Really? Yeah because I worked all day and I was as if timed out of a shower. What do you shower every day right? Right? You shower every time. Do you? I showered. She watches JFK more than she showers. Because I was waiting tables all day, Robert, and I was stinky. Do you shower every day? Every day, every morning. Every morning you wake up at shower. And sometimes that night again. Now I want to ask you this question. Do you take soap? Do you soap a bar soap? No, I use body wash. Body wash. Now do you use it on a face cloth

or a spongy thing? Sometimes I exfoliate with a spongy thing, but mostly I just shack it on, let it just fucking do its job. Or could you shack it, I see the words, shack it, just making it. Shack it on, mate. Why I fucking hate the country. Fuck that shit, just fucking job. I hope, I hope when the asteroid hit, the first one hits an inshaw, yeah.

And we are, we get, I want to do a live podcast. Just cause of the slang. I want to do a live podcast, and watch, just, just listen to all the slang coming out of her. I have the slang for the song her how does the people are dying? you hate the country I have the same feeling minus the tree no no no no it was pretty good wow can we just see it?

pretty good sure you can do it well Jay the guy references come up a tree can you put it around his mouth? it's pretty good though because minus the tree means I hate the cut. Soap or... Soap or...

Body soap. I use a bar or soap. Use a bar or soap. Soap or a body soap. Bar or soap. What is this, the 90s? You gotta go loofa body wash. You do loofa?

Yeah, of course. Bar or soap. Well here's the thing when you... Hey! Hey! Oh man! Do a big fun of guys! Now the bar is no good.

Bar is over. I don't think so. I think when you live when it's your bar and you're not sharing it with other people, I think the bar is better. Yeah, when it's just your bar. No, it's too dry. My skin gets a tight. And it slips out of your hand.

It's a whole thing. The loop is good. It's fun. You can squeeze it. And I'll tell you something for nothing as well when guys use You can tell me this for nothing hang on nothing. I have five Five that was gonna give you I'm gonna listen up I'll tell you something nothing. I can't stand it So for nothing, but when I wouldn't go above the cell a second floor somebody shoot an arrow

Third window to the left just throw something through the window I'm there a book depository Third window to the left throw something through the window Come on So It's like a turkey she yeah, anyway I'm when I want to show myself on you I will show myself a you stream every 10 minutes You get on the 10s on the 10s Right Kelly I'll tell you I'm Kelly on the 10s on the 10s

But when I go as a body wash I can smell it on him like it feeds just had a shower He said body wash I can smell it and makes me go hmm. I don't really think I think you go You don't like sense. Why would you cuz you're an alien? Man Jesus that was should have been a jose on fire. I would love I think I Think that soap is the way to go. I like to hold it. Sometimes you have a knife in there

and I cut it open just to see the different layers because I use Irish ring and I use Irish ring. I whistle. What do you live at in the fucking West? Wait, he's really good at this. Well Sam, most people don't know this. And I didn't tell, honestly God, I didn't tell, I didn't tell Joel, you don't know this. Kelly, you don't know this. And I didn't tell, honestly God, I didn't tell, I didn't tell Joel, you don't know this.

Kelly, you don't know this. I've never told you this. I've actually confided in Sam about this. I mean, I still got the taxis. Well, I confided in Sam that I, in a previous before comedy, kind of in the middle of comedy, when I didn't know what I was doing,

if I was gonna do comedy, acting or whatever, I decided to become a Whistler and I was a I was world champion Whistler for from 1997 to 1999 I was the champion. Yeah, well, it's not it's not that it If you're gonna do it correctly. I mean that was all that was okay though Joe But I was a professional Whistler. He first started demoing his whistle skills at five a.m. in an airport. Really?

Yeah, really. He was fresh as a daysy. I mean, if you guys want me to, I don't usually do it, but I can. It's really impressive. I mean, Robert, I mean, you know, one more last time. Some of the hits that you might know me from, that my father and my grandfather were whistlers. Mm-hmm. Wow. They my great-great-grandfather was from Ireland and

Just carrying on the family name, you know carrying on and in one of the things that my my father Oh Wow, I just know that one. It's bridging the riverquay. And my great-great-great-great-father actually went uh That is. Oh my gosh Oh my gosh. Okay, but that's a crow. And then I actually brought it into I brought it into like more you know urban, you know what I mean? I shot a doing labor. She's looks better with the hand movements. Get the camera in front of him.

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I'm just trying to say what I say. I like something. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. Danny K.

Danny K. Clean your fucking apartment. That's not my apartment. You dumb cunt. It's the studio. So this is a chat room essentially, right? Well, people can actually see. This is actually the studio. So this is a chat room essentially right? Well people can actually see this is actually the studio right now and I think this is your apology what a sign is this the first is this the first time you've

been in a video going it's the first time we had a video this is the actual studio table everybody signs it what people need to understand is like there's everything here as if it was visual like there's a big Bob Kelly life-size standout and there's Mike flags with the logo on it and there's a big Bob Kelly life-size standout. And there's Mike Flags with the logo on it, and there's a big banner in the back, and there's, you know, decorations on the wall and everything. Nobody could see why would you have all this. A fan made us that. That's a street sign. That's for us. That's just for the fans. The fans sent stuff in, and that's from an episode we did.

That's a fan. Kelly gave me the old trunks up because when this sometimes you get down yeah I know you wonder what do you do you fucking you trunks up that's what you do you fucking trunks up good trunks up everybody oh I trunks up that feels a lot better there you go Kelly get off your fucking phone I'm doing it I'm doing it I got it okay get off your phone if you got it you got it but I'd like to take the end job for you. She just fucking switched it around on me. Do you see what a woman does? She went oh really? Okay, you got it passive aggressive as that. So you got to go that's right with your wife. Oh, yeah Thank you, but bad people. That's why Sam's professional. That's why Sam has his own show on opian Anthony It's called the shit show. No, it's called after

It's called the after opian Anthony. It's called the shitcho. No, it's not. After, after opening. It's called the after opening. It's called the after show. This is what I love Sam because it was supposed to be where he would actually listen to the open Anthony show, take stuff, and then talk about what happened on the open Anthony show and his show. And play Best of Clips, by the way. Yeah, Best of.

What now it's turned into is just him going, hey, welcome to my show. He has, he has sometimes better guess than they have. What did you have on recently that was amazing? We had that guy who was in the artist in Babe, the old actor, George Cole. That old dude, right? That's kind of the name. George Kennedy? What did you have in the day I called? The day I called in as what's his name's brother.

I called in, I called in the show, I go, my name is Michael, something called in as what's his name's brother. I called in I called in the show I go my name is Michael something. I think it was name was I played is the guy who played Jason on on no Michael Myers on Halloween the actual actor I took I googled his name and I called up and said it was me. Oh, yeah And I was and they were like really? I was like yeah, I played Michael Myers on Halloween. The original, the original Halloween with Robert. And they're like, okay, hold. They just put him through. They just put me through. But the inverses food was in that day.

Yeah, Adam Richmond. Adam Richmond was in that day. So I was just going to take some weird call screen and then said, I, the original Michael Myers from Halloween wants to talk. Yeah, I guess Adam Richmond standing here is more reliable. But, um, yeah, I guess Adam Richmond standing here is more reliable Yeah, I have a podcast do you know? Yeah, you have a podcast. What is that called? Sam Robert show online Sam Rob where do you find that not Sam calm? I tell you where not to is fucking not right? Yes

Sorry I'm not I was pretty maybe I would turn you down. That was pretty funny. Would you maybe well now you'll never know if I'm assaulting that or not. I mean, what if I was trying to maybe I would turn you down? That was pretty funny, would you? Maybe. Well, now you'll never know, because I'm not gonna fucking step on that today. Well, that's what. Well, I may now do it out of spite. I'm a spifeful guy.

Well, here I'm spifeful too. I was gonna actually ask you. And now I'm not. Let's do it on the air. No, let's do it on the air. I want to fight. I want to do three, right? You want to be on ride count?

Nope. I didn't want you on. Okay, well, I was gonna do it if you hadn't. I know, okay, that's it. I don't want it. Can I please? All right, yes. I'm kidding. Me too, I didn't want you on. I didn't want you on okay. Well, I was gonna do it if you had I'm kidding me too. I didn't want you I didn't want you on I don't want to be on silly I want to be on right cast you are Oh Oh

Here's a deal me and my wife got no fight. I had a fucking man. I had a bad weekend I had a really bad weekend. I fucking wound up making some crazy. I just, I was fucking, I went from, oh my god, you know, literally the best fucking two months of my life. Preparing for the pilot, we went to the fucking UFC, we had second row, we were at the expo meeting every fighter. We were going to dinner, having a blast, hanging out with Rogan and Redman and Norton and Uri and fucking dice And then I came home. I'd fucking booked the pilot then I fucking shot it and And then I went on fucking vacation and then I come home and it's just nothing It's like I'm sitting there like now what like I didn't have that next thing to go to like what the fuck now

It's like I built up for so long for like maybe four months this whole thing I had something to look forward to and addicts, what happens? You have that thing to look forward to, you can kind of get there. But after that, it's like what now? So I'm sitting there and I want to be eating like shit on the vacation and I came back and I like shit this week.

And then Saturday I was supposed to go work out and make that step in the right direction again and I want to fucking cooking a whole bowl of pasta and putting butter on it. Why would you put butter on it? Because I didn't have, I don't have sauce. You're like butter with butter and cheese. Butter and cheese. Butter and cheese.

Butter and cheese and it's actually fucking amazing. It's a poor man's olioly oil. What's olioly oil? Oil. Oh, oh, oh. That's normally what we make for kids who don't want to eat anything off the menu. Yeah, it's even bull pasta with butter and it's all, it's also what you make for fat bald guys in their forties that fucking want to kill themselves.

In larger portions. That are too much of a pussy to fucking cut their wrists and line the tub because they don't have a tub. Let's face it. But you do have an awesome shower though. Five shower heads, boom. Um, five shower. Five. Wow. My skin. And a bench.

And a bench. My skin cleared up. I had a bad skin for the while and then we're gonna talk about that. Yeah, we were thinking about that. No, we were thinking about that. You guys, I'll stop it. Uh huh. Yeah, we, uh, I fucking, I felt like shit. I fucking hit I mean it was a bottom like fuck up Kim I just I long and I know this thing that aggravated me about my wife is that she doesn't if you're not an addict You you'll never get it. You'll never get why do you do that? Why do you look at porn? Why do you want to fucking go to a hooker? Why do you eat so much?

Why do you eat when you're sad? Why do you wanna do drugs? You know, people say to me, I'll just have one beer. I fucking can't because one, and then I'm drunk and I'm arrested and I'm fucking, you know, I'm fucked. This may sound naive, but you're like day to day, all right, I'm just gonna get back to doing comedy and doing sats and doing that,

that wouldn't have excited you at all. Like, you're on vacation. Well, no, the comedy right now is the fucking pressing me. It is. Yeah, because I've been so unfocused. Why haven't been unfocused? I've been on, because I was trying to get other shit. I've been working on the book for the last year.

I was working on another pilot, and then this thing came up, and now the book, it's like I haven't been, it wasn't just comedy. But it doesn't excite you to be like, okay, I'm gonna get back, and I'm gonna start writing like a motherfucker. It doesn been, it wasn't just somebody. But it doesn't excite you to be like, okay, I'm gonna get back and I'm gonna start writing like a motherfucker. It doesn't, it doesn't yet, because I'm still,

you understand I'm waiting to hear whether the show gets picked up. So here I am waiting, now here, might not get picked up. Mm-hmm. You know, then I start, then you start over, okay, let's go. But if it does, it's, that's a life-changing thing for me, dude. That's a fucking life-changing thing. That's no joke for me. And there's a

couple other things that I have going on, too, that I'm just sitting here. But you're right. I know what I have to do, but as an addict, what addicts do is hit bottom. Like I say in my act, you can't change. The only way human beings change is through pain. It's it. You don't just wake up. Very few people wake up and go, I don't wanna do that anymore. I'm done with that.

And stop it, as long as they wanna stop it. Most people have to hit bottom where they feel like shit. They feel emotionally and spiritually fucked. And they're like, I'm not doing that anymore. And that's what gives them the awareness of what the fuck is, why do I feel like, oh, it's drinking or it's food or it's fucking hookers or whatever. And then you go, I'm done.

I'm done. That gives you the power, the ability to go fuck it. I know what it is now, boom, I don't want, that's when you start talking to your friends and then you reach out for the willingness. That's when you need pain, which gives you awareness, which gives you willingness to change. That's how you start talking to your friends and then you reach out for the willingness. That's when you need pain, which gives you awareness, which gives you willingness to change. That's how people change.

Sadly, that's the way it is. For most people, especially addicts. And this weekend was a fucking really bad one for me and I'm at a bottom and I was trying to talk to my wife who's not, and she was giving me, I hate. Not at a bottom or not an attic. She's not an attic. Okay, so she's just, I just hate sayings.

I hate fucking people with sayings. You know, like, you know, you know. Hey, click in the bean. Ha, click in the mouth. Paul Klinikettel fat. Shitty hair. Get on the back of the fact

was her say that shitty hair no no no what was that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that is that it's that that that that, that's just sad to me. She said, well, the party's over. I'm like, it's not a fucking party. This has been hell for me since I was in sixth grade. This is the one thing I can't,

I've probably lost career fucking things because I was heavy at some points where if I was in shape and then I could have got something and it's not something I can control. I wish that I could, I know motherfuckers that do and it got their fucking super humans to me But I can't and I know more people that can who are listening right now who are just fucking fat or Heavy or been fat and they you know It's just it's a hard thing when people say the party's over. Oh is that it?

You just I just never even thought of it that way Oh, was that it? You just never even thought of it that way. Her fuck, I got it wrong. Thank you. All right, let's end the party. Put the candles. I'll put the little hats away. Yeah.

I'll just get shredded. I was cutting all this time. Me and Lunga Pig. Yeah. So I just snapped. I fucking snapped. And it was, I was snapping at her at the situation, not at her. But what she said is just, I was waiting for somebody to push me.

Some guy, I was literally, I was on my bike going down the west on highway and people were kind of coming over into my lane and I was fucking driving into them, like I was trying to hit them. You can't. I get very violent. Oh Jesus Bobby. I get violent.

So when you do something like that, when you snap at your wife, do you recognize it's because of your own problems, not because you're really mad that she said the party's over? Quicker than I used to. Yeah, way quicker. You used to take me weeks. I'd go fuck you and I'd walk out and I'd leave.

I'd go back to my place. And then it took me a week and then it took me days. And now it takes me, and then took me hours. And then now it takes me minutes. But then she pissed me off again. She, she's her fucking saying. She said she used another saying. Why does she keep doing it?

I told her, I go stop it, you fucking saying. Because they don't know. There's people that philosophize situations and then there's people that blow things off. They just move on. You know what I mean? There's passive aggressive people and then there's people that blow things off and just move on. You know what I mean? There's passive aggressive people and then there's aggressive people. Yeah. I mean, what are you? When you fight with your wife, do you hash it out until you both understand each other? Or do you just walk? You let it go? I'm aggressive aggressive. Really? Yeah, and I'll push her and push her. I like

push her. So that again, I'm aggressive aggressive. I'm aggressive. I'm aggressive. He's a pusher. I push her push like it. What about you? I'm aggressive What about you Joe? You're not I think I'm probably passive aggressive. Yeah, I think you are really yeah, I don't have any Yeah, you don't have an internship. No really just be sarcastic You're sarcastic and passive or I just let people go and then I talked to my friends about it. You trash from behind their back Well, I vent I don't know, I try, I mean, but I guess trash is a way. Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, when I say, when I say, yeah, it's preventing a trash,

I'm gonna have a same thing. I have a similar thing that you were just talking about with panic disorder and anxiety. Well, people are just saying that I tried to write a bit about, I mean, I'm doing a bit about it, but people are like, just relax, it's all in your head. I'm like, yeah, it's in my head, but that's where my brain is.

The whole world exists inside of my head. People are like, yeah, it's in my head, but that's where my brain is. The whole world exists inside of my head. People are like, oh, you're a nervous Nelly, or just you worry too much, and I'm like, well, that's what anxiety is. For sure, I worry too much. People don't respect anxiety and panic. I mean, I'm an alcohol therapist. It's because too many people,

but it's because too many people talk about it without any, when you throw words around, it loses value in the word. Like a lot of people go, oh, good, I'm excited, I'm depressed, really, really. You wanna talk about darkness. Like, as they don't know, they don't, it loses so much power.

Like, yeah, because people have anxiety, I'll attack them because they've anxiety when they lose their keys or they have something to do. But they don't have real anxiety. Like, anxiety, anxiety. Yeah. At all times. Yeah. Like, I always get the worst thing I get told if I'm like talking, like have anxiety at all times. Yeah, like I always get the worst thing I get told

if I'm like talking, like you would say venting, if I'm talking about something, I'd start up. Yeah, but if I'm talking about something, because I get really obsessive about a thought, like someone said this to me and I can't let it go. I'm like, what do you think it means? What do you think it should I do? And people go, oh, you're just so in your head,

get out of your head. Get out of your head. And I'm like, first of all, I'm not in my fucking head because I'm telling you what the fuck is going on. Second of all, that doesn't help. Just telling me that I'm in my head because that's exactly what you said. That's what my brain is.

I can't, you just telling me to go over it is not gonna make me get over it and let go. Yeah, that's basically what I said with more words. Yeah. That's right. No, I'm agree, no, because it's one's two. I hate it. Anyway, it's quite now because Bobby's on the camera. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, good therapist.

Bobby just spewed, I had me in tears over here telling me about all his problems. He finishes, I'm like, I have a similar thing and then just turns and goes on Facebook. I told him I would do it. I was listening, I was actually listening to you but I was definitely multi-dasking but a lot of people want to use the use stream thing

and it shut off for some reason. And it was actually getting fucking very interesting. I think panic attack is a thing like, see, I panic, okay, but my panic, what happens to my panic and anxiety that I learned turns to rage and anger. It does. I never fucking knew that.

I never thought, I know that when guys act, fuck you, I'll beat the fuck out of you, It's fear. You're afraid of the other person hurting you And what you're trying to do is growl and then fucking hurt them before they hurt you. Right? It's basically what that is. It's hurt feelings. Somebody hurts your feelings and you get angry It's the same thing. You do the opposite where you'll get anxiety and stressed out and freaked out. I do the same I do the same thing, but I just go the other way with it. But I have that sometimes too, where I'll lose my mind. I bet when you drunk.

Oh, like looking at me. You had drunk sometimes, but sometimes it's over too, where I'll just fucking scream or punch something and people will like, that was fucking crazy. Have you seen these hives? I have hives, yeah. You get hives from these anxiety. Really?

Every three or five days. I don't get that weird shit. I don't do that. I'm a nut. Because I mean, you know, I look at Joe and he just seems so cool together, It's crazy. Really? Every three or five days. I don't get that weird shit. I don't do that. I'm a nut. Because I mean, you know, I look at Joe and he just seems so cool together because you are cool and together. I'm a cool guy, yeah.

I know. I think you are. But then when you were shown and I'm like, what? It was crazy to me. Oh yeah, I'm a crazy person. No, you know. Well, yeah, if another thing you're from Boston, you fucking drink, you're a fucking, you know, you're that same guy that I am, you know what I mean?

But say, I mean mean you're a nervous Nellie you're tapping your phone you have fucking leg for last 45 minutes you can't stop no I'm I just twitch yeah you a twitcher yeah do you get angry no no I don't really get angry I'm hyper logical I think I think I don't have a man again listen don't use hyper logical ever again. Why not? If you say hyperlogical. I'm very logical. Do you say hyperlogical? You could say hyperlogical. If you know on this podcast. Again, listen, Kelly, thank you for a hyperlogical. It's going back to Dr. Kelly's podcast. We were talking about high anxiety. Today we're going to be

talking about hyperlogical people.-hological. We have Joe List, he wrote a book on that. Professor Joe List. Joseph. And we're going to talk about five. Yes, we have Sam Roberts who is the king of hyper-hlogs. Shut up. If you guys say hyper-hological, at least say it dumb. So that sounds dumb.

Hyper-hological. Hyper-hological? Yeah, now you're down to my level. Totally logical. Yeah, logical, a lot of times. We get logical. You're a logical lot. I'm like logical lot, so I think, I don't know.

I don't get mad that much. Here's the deal though, is that I went back to my home ship, my wife. We got on to this big fight. I came home. I actually went for a bike ride. I just went on the, because I was like, I gotta go move. I gotta go work out.

Like a motorbike? Motorcycle? Yeah, I got a motorcycle, which helps with, no, a bicycle. Pushback. Pushback. We call them a pushback back where I'm from. I'm not kidding, I still don't know which one it is.

It's a bicycle, not a push bike. Say push bike again. Push bike. I'm gonna crack you in the head, but I'm gonna crack you in the head. My dad called a little push bike. Fucking Joe's empty ears. Push bike is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. It was such a doozy.

She still just talks over everybody too. Your headphones on at all. Jesus Christ, what a fucking yeah. Did I? She pushed bikes over everyone. Yeah, you just talk. I'm feeling for soda. What are you?

What are you? What are you? I went home and she said something else at the house. I forget what it was at the house, but it really got me going. And I just went, you know what? I go, fucking, just leave me alone. Stay away from me. You couldn't even talk to her. Because she said something that made me so fucking angry because it was so ignorant. It was so passive aggressive. It was so like a person that, it's just, it's different upbringing. Like we fought and then I was like, fuck it, I just went and did my own thing

and she went and did it. I left, I went out of the house and she was home. I came back later and the next day, like that later that night it was all over. Like I don't like that. I don't like fighting with somebody that I give a shit about and then just never letting it just go. And then you show up and it's fucking,

and then it's just fine. Like, all right, what's up? What's up? And you slowly become okay. You can't do that. I fucking hate that. Because then you get mad about that stuff the next time. It's still there.

What you do is you hold on to it. Right. And you hold on to it and it's like a ticket in your belly. And the next time you fight, that same rage is there and you bring that up and you start onto it and it's like a ticket in your belly and the next time you fight that that same rage is there and you bring that up and you start that's saying you bring a shit from the past up that's what I always do to Jess whenever she starts bringing something up like if she's yelling at me for something that she's actually mad about something that I did before that I was like we resolve this right I'll say no Jess you yelling at me from what we did before and it drives are crazy We're here because I remember everything. Yeah, I do well first of all I think that to be The people that I know I

I think that Especially in this business comics or radio whatever the fuck entertaining it is I don't think actors as much. I think actors are passive aggressive. Yeah, I think they're a lot be you know, they don't like to confrontation I think actors are passive aggressive. Yeah. I think they're a lot, you know, they don't like to confrontation. They'd rather have what Joe said, what he, you know, go fucking rat somebody out behind their back. Or what, what would you call that? I mean, that makes me laugh.

He makes me laugh. He makes me laugh. He makes me laugh. He makes me laugh. I'm like, what's that? I'm like, what's that? I'm like, what's that? I don't rat my girlfriend out.

I'm like, I'm talking to my buddy. I'm like, oh, she fuck this. You vent, I'm sorry. You vent, vent. You vent behind her back. She's committing a crime and I'm like, Officer, it's this fucking cut. Sometimes it's all you need though, just to like get it out. You need to just tell someone, what's off your chest? You've moved on.

I'm just okay. No, I'm not still dating her. I'm still hating her. Well, that's dating her. Oh, wait, oh, I'll move on. All right, I tried to make it. Move it on from the argument. I'm really not, can you put in this?

It's like, folded into paper, you can only do it at times. I put six knots in that, but I used it in my ass hole and I pulled it out while I was fucking about it. Oh, yes. I'm gonna write it up there. But you need sometimes you can do that, you do the vent because you need to get someone else's perspective to fucking knock the shit out of you

so you can see clearly. Because sometimes they're not kind of thing you're in a folly, just can't see. I love, you know, stop, stop. Why? Why? I don't know. I'm cold. I love the confrontation up Why some booger. I know I'm called. I love The rack confrontation. I love the I love the I love I'm a meme a

Convertation me the trees would fucking argue for hours. I like the psychology of arguing your point Yeah, with somebody but it's not good when somebody's passive aggressive when they just stare at you and let you go on and on And then then you go all right and they, and then you go, all right, and they go, and they just like, fine. I hate that. It's like, you fucking did you, I heard you. What do you want me to say? Because they're not taking in anything that you just said.

They just want you to shut up. You're right. They want you to vent to somebody else. Like I mean, my wife has got a lot better. I mean, then she used to be terrible at it. But now we can actually, we have, we don't have to conversation the next day and work it all out.

And, you know, she understood where I was coming from. And, you know, you gotta be, when you live with another person, you have to be a team. If you're not, if you're not there to fucking back up the other motherfucker, it's never gonna work. It's a podcast. It's...

Well, it's... Seriously, honestly, God, the radio show podcast, when you start having secrets are the killer of friendships and relationships. Secrets fuck your life. The more secrets you have, the more fucked you're gonna be in your life. Yeah, because you can't walk around. you're always, you always have that thing.

But that's also why you can't, like I think people who have secrets are probably afraid of confrontation because if you don't have a wife out of secrets, no, the fuck kind of people would hate. I'm just a fucking angry baby. But because if you don't have secrets, what are they gonna confront you with? You know, I think that, I think there's just some people around there, like a lot of people But because if you don't have secrets, we're really gonna confront you with. I think that, I think there's just some people around there, like a lot of people that pass,

just fuck it. You get, someone gets mad or they get mad and it dies, they walk away and they come back into a room and it's like, what's up? I can't say that. But it doesn't die. It never dies. It goes dormant.

Yeah, dormant, good word. I'll let you use that word. Like herpes. Hey. use that one like herpes. Hey And who knows about her piece? This guy No, I can't remember my camera won't be on winning the half way, Mark Yeah, I think it's just it's a but you know, I'm going on 42 now and what I've learned is that some to now and what I've learned is that some

Son of a bitch, Jay we uh-huh the Ustream link what what is this hang on one second you need to tweet the Ustream link the one you sent For the main page. I wish we had a chat room not your channel. I don't give a fuck dude If we had a Ustream chat room, how do we do that? I don't give a fuck How do we do that you know to do that? I don't know when you start the use stream page and then there's a chat room on the side of it. It says we're broadcasting right now and I'm sharing. Yeah, but to who? All right, I'm gonna share it right now. Ready? Share. I'm sharing it right now. We're sharing. Message shared. Here we go. Who? How'd they do that? I don't know. I just shared it to everybody. What's it connected? Bam, look at that. Look at that. Just shared it. Boom. Oh, I see his Roland tweeting about Bruce Springsteen. Oh, I can see it.

Oh, what else would that be? Yeah. Is that all his life? Roland Instagram pictures of Bruce Springsteen that he finds on the internet. It's not pictures from shows that he's at. Dude, that's not how it works. Yeah, it's about to take your own photos.

He Google images Bruce Springsteen and then he Instagrams them. Oh, poor Roland. That was Bruce Springsteen though. I think I'm snooting because I'm near the, I'm right next to the AC because normally, dance it's here. It is a big fucking monster of a shit. So it's okay, he needs that aircon. But I'm right here and it's giving me a cold.

Like the fucking waspie girl I am. Yeah, well. The pretty little flower I am. Here's the thing with you Kelly. I don't care Also, you don't get a cold from cooler. Yeah, yeah, I want to see if I'm you get a cold from fucking you know You get a cold from that dirty cock. Yeah Fairy this weekend What was that David fairy? I don't get the reference. Oh You phony

David ferry is like a main character in JFK you That's actually his character David ferry quite frankly. We didn't believe your story Which pot about bat the geese? Did you share the link? I'm sharing it right now. Are you folks listening at home when the podcast seems like it's at a lullet because Bobby is fucking checking his Twitter? I don't know. Checking my Twitter dumb dumb. I'm fucking, I'm trying to, I'm literally

Watching all the levels, I'm making sure the U stream is doing, I'm making sure that fucking the live feeds going out I'm doing like nine things here and I'm also keeping the combo going. Why don't you step up and be the fucking guy. That's not my rule. That's not my rule. If you said, Joe, take over, I would take over. What, remember the family thing you just said when you got to support each other?

Well, I was checking my Facebook for a moment. I don't know if the host, last week you said take over. I took over, I had the rose fucking Joe. I had the rose thorn fucking petal seed thing. Remember that? Yeah, I remember that, Jay. I did a great job. Take over over Joe. I had the rose-storn Fucking pedal seed thing remember that yeah I remember that jack I did a great job take over right now. I've already taken over I thought you we were done yelling at me take over Missing raw for this yeah, yeah, money. I wrote for you. You're not messing it you recording it Of course I'm recording it. Yeah, of course you're all you watch it to nice later on

That's a big deal. Mundo right? That's what I do. That's right. Let's fucking get off the, can we please? Because I'm excited to have Sam on the show. First of all. You are? Yeah, fucking you're one of my favorites, dude. And I love your show, too. I know you get shit for it, but I love doing your show, the shit show.

And what's it called? It's called the After Show, but I'm going to tell you this. I don't mind getting shit for it anymore. You know why? Because it's making me like Rudy like an underdog story There's a bunch of listeners. They're like yeah, we're gonna get behind him anyway So you keep going because you're rooting me up. I'm one of those listeners though You I'm behind your show your chanting Rudy. Yeah, but I'd never I'd never chant Rudy We don't actually have to chant rude you know I cry

Like what what movie as a guy this this may be what movie as a guy makes you cry but rudy not included because everybody cries it really no fuck rudy a poll thirteen gets me when they appear uh... fucking uh... you know what it's called michigan troll uh... good to see you again they all erupt that gets me every time i get tear youary-eyed chills, everything. Really?

Yeah, it's really tremendous. I don't know if I've ever cried during a movie. Really? I don't think so. I'm a prime man. You're an alien. Yeah, back draft. Back draft is one.

When he goes, that's my brother God, Damit, and he dies, I'm tired of that sign. Remember that? Back draft was amazing. I cried during that movie. I cried. What's the asteroid moment with Bruce Willis? I know, I'm a get in.

I cried. What? I cried. Hang the asteroid moment Bruce Willis and my getting I cried What I Let me find the arrow smells cry. Yeah, dude at the end When she fucking like move You know when he went but when Ben's in the tube and he's like You know you know you're my he hit the button you take care of her oh my god Did you cry over the dialogue in that film it's

going to one of the worst lines ever easily work as oh oh right yeah yeah

yeah yeah I want to miss this segment ha ha ha yeah that's that that maybe has a lot of network as you know I say the government

just asked us to save the world anyone want to say no you fucking ass oh shut up your ass. How about this line too? How about this line? And uh, they don't want to pay taxes for the rest of the lives And he looks back and he just gives the hold on one second. That's I love that. I don't know. I don't know Armageddon about how about Kuku's Nest?

Mmm, he smashes the window of stuff running out into can of it. Yeah, it's amazing. You're saying I cried It you cried like during every movie that we cry a lot. What's the movie Christian Slater and Marissa tome when he had a monkey heart? I'm I'm timed hot on tame heart. Yeah, I cried during the cops cops Robin who in Prince of Thieves. I'm at the end of love actually. I mean, seeing at the airport when it's the montage of people at the airport, I fucking lose my shit. I hated that movie.

I love that film. You're a girl, every girl loves that film. No, but that's the thing. It's like the girliest film that I love. Yeah. It's my favorite films in the world, and completely opposite to all of that stuff. Like, we don't like filmistic comedies.

Yeah. I cry, I cry at Mr. Deeds. What? Come on at the end. Mr. Deeds with a little kid with a little kid. It's on your leg. I swear to God. What? I don't know if you're gonna say it. Here's a little Y and Punch Water fountain. Here's the way, look at first of all.

Jesus Christ. I never believed. Mr. Deeds. No, that's not Mr. Deeds. That's big daddy. Oh, big daddy made me cry. That's a little bit. It was! Did he cry?

He stopped screaming. They said it got loud. That's not worse. I don't know if Big Daddy's worse than Mr. Deeds. I think Mr. Deeds might be. Big Daddy's really bad though. He should be crying during that. Here's a deal, this is why I cry, cry with kids.

And because here's a deal, I have all that emotion in me for all the terrible things that I learned to suppress with anger and rage and alcohol and drugs and and now that I'm I'm opening up finally it's finally opening up and you're crying during mr. D I get emotional yeah I get emotional once you get once you open that up that little Pandora's box of emotions Was there was a movie that like you cried during your wife was like one like really my wife laughs at me a lot She'll look over and she'll she doesn't laugh at me. She goes she'll go. Oh, baby, which is worse Oh baby, yeah, and I'm like should the fuck

Playing strings and automobiles. That's a comedy what you can cry at the end of that one's that one's brutal Yeah, I get just because Jess cries everything like you like you cry Strings and automobiles, that's a comedy you can cry at. I didn't cry at the end of that one. That one's brutal. I get just, he's just cries everything like you. She cries, she cries, she's cried at commercials. Like, you know, emotional hallmark card commercial. There's a really, it's a commercial that makes you cry really bad, the one about the quitting smoking. And they leave the little kid in like a subway station.

Like I'll be back in a minute, I'll be back in a minute and they, the mom walks away and they just leave the kid there. He's like three years old and they just film it and they just do like a time lapse thing where it's just the kid going, where's my mom and the kid starts boiling, like it's crying, he's eyes out. All right, wordy.

All right, I'm still living it up. I know you just build it up for too long. You'll see the commercial. Here's how you tell that story, Kelly. I cried at that one with the kid, the mother leaves him, it's a non-smoke. She just leaves him alone and you're done. You're out.

You started going, you started going, you're accent and he's alone and there's a house and there's nobody around. I'm just scared we're like excited. It's so good. You can also tell it like this. I cried at the commercial that every other comedian ever had laughed at. I said laughs. Weird.

I think that's what happened. I said laughs. Yeah, you got to excited. I got a lot of laughs. I said laughs weird I think that's what happened I said laughs yeah you got to excited I got a kind of a lot I know this is the longest I've ever had this I'm starting to get herpes that's there forever just getting Graham I don't ever I fucking cry I don't give a fuck I get a good cry oh garden state that's a good one I hate that movie movie. What? I mean, I can tell me I can use the story. I love that movie. I met they tell us story already on this show What's true? I met Natalie Portman one time she was here and I walked up to her and I go I like you I like you I walked up I was like a

Garden State changed my life and she was like what oh? Thanks and I go I don't know why I said that that's not true at all. I was like, garden state changed my life and she was like, what? Oh, thanks and I go, I don't know why I said that. That's not true at all. I was like, but I love that movie. It was fun. But I corrected myself. I was like, yeah, here's the thing is in the moment, this is why I love about you, you're the list,

is that you will in the moment realize your mistake and be honest, even if it's not true. I tried to. I tried to. That's with all the herpes materials. Imagine if you walked away and she was like, oh thanks. And you were like, ugh, you would never be able to make it. I wouldn't be able to live with myself. No, yeah, I wouldn't be able to live with myself. Oh, Jesus. I try not to be.

Do you see Garden Stain? I did. Did you like it? That was all right. I hated it. Really? That was all right. I cried fucking movies. You know, this weekend too, I watched a lot of fucked up movies. I watched, I did a Woody Allen run. Really? It was great. Huge Woody Allen guy. Did a whole Woody Allen run this weekend and then I ended on the one with him and Peter Fock. What a shit movie. Which one? No, fuck and tell you right now. It just sucks. They were a comedy duo. I think they filmed it in the 80s anything that was filmed

Not the 80s the 90s It just sucks any comedy what comedy in the early 90s was good blank check blank show Donovan dummers 94 is that mid 90s? That's the funniest. Yeah, it was a fun one Dude, what do you want me to talk There were comedy duo like Lewis and Martin. They broke up and they tried to get him back to, and you know what was in it, Sarah Jessica Parker. And the mother from, from, Sopranos, who was in it,

but she was younger, she had brown hair. 80 Falcon. 80 Falcon was in it, but she was actually okay looking. What's your good Dutch nose? Yeah, before she got that fucking alcoholic nose. Manhattan. Manhattan makes me cry a little bit man hat. Yeah, you know I saw is defending your life That was a good one defending your life you could you could put the phone on vibrate, you know, yeah, I could I should I'm trying to get to this

I'm telling you tell him it's got Neil it's a Neil Simon movie. It's the sunshine boys. Oh Fucking blue fuck Neil Simon. You know, I forgot how bad The lost world was Jurassic Park 2. Oh, it was terrible because I want to shit in the phone the phones in the the dinosaur shit and They hear they hear it in there. I think that was Three that was three okay, because I was right, it was the last night or this morning whenever it was on the plane coming back, I watched from where? Oh, right.

I was watching Jurassic Park and I was like, that was awesome. Yeah. Because I forgot how awesome that was. And I was like, I gotta watch the Lost World now. And I put on the Lost World and I was terrible. Yeah, it's terrible. I forgot, they breathed over the fact

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They're fun. They fun. They're silly but Rocky one is like believe a Little bit the alien films fucking love alien Oh, yeah, I think the first alien after that first one's a testic for first. Oh you mean literally alien I think no, no, but I'm still into, number two, is the mask and me. The mask and me. The mask and me. No, you know what made me cry? The other winking your house. You were right.

Every day, Rob, every day. I was watching Wally at your house. I thought, Australia, if you haven't guessed. I get fucked. No, I'm crying. You may hear this weird accent, I'm not retarded. It's because I'm fucking from all of the way. We talking about booing or crying.

Oh, but he's crying. I'm so glad or crying no I cried on your couch and I was sitting and I watched Wally that cut to Wally holy shit baby baby my eyes out just screaming I know your accent fucks up You know he's gonna go oh it's eating my tape Is it gonna be a bomb or crush? No, I got any Josh. That was good. I was I was like what he's like Eva

Can pull them on is that on your cash man? What's the fucking I mean I cry man, I'm a fucking... Now, I remember the first time I got a beating in some of the projects. You know the some of the projects. I know some of them in the projects. The projects over on Mystic app, they're really bad projects. When I was around 13 to 14, I remember I got beat up up there by four men. I think they were like,

Why, they beat you up. I was in there, but I have buck weed. Me and Frankie Pololly cast her old. We are you. I was about 13 or 14 and for men beat you up. We went up. They don't want to show those to weed that we went in the projects and they were really dangerous projects.

And we went up there was like this pyramid of dirt or whatever that went up to the top of it was like a swing sat and all this fucking shit for the kids. And we went up there and they were like, hey, why don't you smoke with us and we're like, nah, dude, we're just gonna bail and we're like idiots. We stopped at this pyramid and we smoked it and they came up for men and they were like, and they were the thing about Boston guys that they do a lot and I did it too. They were friendly when they beat you.

Like, they kick in the face and like he punched me and I'm bleeding. I broke my nose and I'm blood head to toe. And he's like, so we from, I'm like, from Medford. And you know, Joey, from my guy, I know him. It's a good guy. He's like logical warfare. It was, I went to that high school too, boom. Yeah, it was fucking weird.

And I remember when I was walking away I finally got beat up and didn't cry and it made me so I was like hey, I did it I fucking finally learned how to stuff my shit down enough to take a pounding and not be afraid and cry Yeah, cuz no one's gonna come anyways You know what I mean? And then it took me another 20 fucking five years. Can I tell you what your right cast team member just texted me, Dr. Steve?

Yes. Apparently he doesn't, he's not a loyal guy. He doesn't like to listen to your show when it's live. Really? Cause he just texted Michael Clark Duncan died if you haven't mentioned it yet. Thanks Dr. Steve. Well, no, we only, this is how shitty my show is.

We mentioned it for four seconds. That's all we needed out. That's all we need. I can't. I actually give a fuck. I don't care. But I, I mean, you know why I look at, he had a heart attack. He's had a heart attack. He became a vegetarian and it kind of, you know, he became a vegetarian around three years ago to straighten out his life. He's a big guy, he probably did some Reids or eight like shit, he probably had bad health things and he tried to clean his life up around three years ago and he became a vegetarian and then he's still

out of fucking heart attack and died. And I know a lot of guys like that, Mike D'Stifana. There's a fucking heron addict who got sober and clean and helped other fucking people and finally got his life together and was on the verge of doing some of these dreams and then fucking got no argument and he had a heart attack. He had a heart attack. He had a heart attack during an angering.

He doesn't matter. He had a heart attack and he's fucking gone. Patrice. Yeah. Alright. He had a stroke in the middle of the fucking night gone You know even Joral though. I mean, it's like he battled the thing his team and it's you know So you hear about a guy like that who actually was probably doing good. I mean, I don't know him

He maybe he was I don't know maybe was fucking doing coconut because I mean he did the show a couple months ago You know within last few months. Name, dropper. Name, dropper. So heavy, I can't pick it up off the floor. Wow. Wow. Nice. Yeah, I would imagine he's nice.

I like the stuff at the Green Mile. Come on. Yeah. That was a pretty amazing role to play. He's dating Amarosa. Ugh. I can't even know that. But Bobby, what does that tell you about that even though though after three years of doing well, he still got sick.

I don't know, what does it tell me? But it's like, it's like... The rest is always greener, man. No, but... I fucked him up. I mean, it touched the party's over. I mean, yeah. The party's over.

And it over till it's over. You know, if you... The one thing we could take away is... You just... You win something. You lose something, you know? If you can't stop flicking the bean, then... Sometimes you just gotta chuck the soap on

I just let her up the site. I hate I hate say Number one, I hate Australians, and number two, I just hate basic sex. The grass is always greener man It is you know, well go fuck yourself because you don't care about me What's good for the goose is good for the gander. I don't know what? Go fuck yourself, because you don't care about me. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. I don't even know what that means. I don't either. The unowned wheel spins the loudest. I know what that means if you want to know.

No, I do. A gander is like a flock of geese. So it's like what's good for one is good for everybody. Hey, don't look a gif toss in the mouth, okay? I don't know what they're doing. I hear that. I hear that. Remember that one, next time you're down.

I don't know if you can book a gif towards down. I don't mean to book a gift or something. I don't mean to outreach my boundaries, but don't we usually take a break? I've been holding an epistence the fucking system. We're just gonna end it very soon. We're done. Oh really? Yeah, we're not gonna take a break tonight.

Oh, okay, oh, that's all. We're gonna add a break in the middle somewhere. All right, all right. How can you put a break in? Well, some commercial. We do a lot of post. Why, why don't you go live to tape? We do a lot of post. Well, I'm actually recording both right now

I'm re archiving here and here the new zoom are two four that I'm using. What did you do? Gold all over this podcast You should do all the like little sweepers and production elements live to tape. Now we're going to do a little uh we're going to do them at the end right now. Okay. You know the one thing I hate about podcasts is they do like 10 minutes. Some of them do 10 minutes of advertising at the beginning. That's a nice thing about my podcast. There is no advertising. That's the way it's gonna stay. I know. Actually, I want to do that at the end.

I want to promote your stuff because, you know, I'm a big fan of you, Sambo. Is that right? Yeah, you're so fun. I'm a bigger fan of yours. I'm a bigger fan of yours. You know, we haven't common too. What? Which I love, which I used to have with Patrice a lot, is we're big wrestling fans.

I loved whatever. We were watching Bob Kelly, and they were sitting there at like 10-30 at night watching Raw together. On the phone. I was just like, now we're watching Bob Kelly me were sitting there at like 10 30 at night watching raw together on the phone That would be trees all the time yeah me and Patrice with college he called me our economy like yeah, man Look at his Santino motherfucker. Yeah, and and I called you cuz I'm just who the fuck else do I know you should Always call me while wrestling time is that who's watching raw dude come on dude raw and triple age fucking quits I know you think it's it's that's a business decision correct. That's real. He's done. I mean he'll be back for a match Yeah, but he's done. He's not an active guy anymore now Now do you really think he broke his arm? No, what do they just get it cast up?

Yeah, I mean the same way you get a cast in movies. They should cast on That's the trick about wrestling It's like where do you just get a cast and it's not like a This big man poured concrete into a Corvette Yeah, but it's messed it. Okay. Here's like cast. Here's my question about this. Who cleaned that up? I don't you know There's a there's a there's a job called writers assistant Yeah, and people have always forwarded to me like this is what you should apply for But I've known people that have been riders assistance and they say it's terrible

because they get to an arena and they're like look we need 250 sewer rats in two hours so get out there really and that's the job like there's guys who their job so someone has to clean up the cement ridiculous shit or clean up cement I can't well there's a scene I don't know if you know it in w wwe where uh stone cold steep lost in backza a cement truck up to is can you guys put your phones down put your phones down put your phones down I'm trying to see if fans I don't I got I'm I'm talking about professional Russell it doesn't matter you can't you pick and choose what you want to fucking talk it's not JFK you had, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You had six minutes about your life. I'm like, I have a series of problems myself. And you're over here looking at the fucking... Because that's what I do. I run the podcast. Robert Kelly show his face. I'm running the show. I can't have you and her both looking down at your phones. Well, I turned to talk to you. All right. Okay.

All right. Listen. I want to hear more about the men. I don't care. Don't do it anymore. Fuck them. They the feeds are out there. If they want it, they got it. The you're not a fan of all of W. W. I used to be huge like 88 to 93 83 to 93. I'm into the wrestling. I was like a little lady. WrestleMania six was like my big thing. Yeah, warrior versus Hogan. It was huge. Six was like my big thing. Who is that? Warrior versus Hogan.

It was huge. What's the biggest six was great. Demolition I loved. There was a big far off going. Paul Andoff. 1990. It was probably the far off. 90 to 93 or rough years to watch.

Yeah, but here's the thing is when Stone Cold and the Rock came back. 97-ish. That's when it got fucking crazy. Oh, just now you mean. And that, yeah, no. For the last year. No, no, no, when he's poured the cement.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, first of all, Corvette Corvette I hate Corvettes they're the worst car on the fucking planet they haven't been good since they they originally came out and when they redesigned them in the 80s I think it was and they've looked the same ever since but the Corvette comes and he backs up a I just get angry that you have that he backs up and puts a cement truck and pours, fills the car up with cement. So the windows pop. And the windows pop and cement goes everywhere. But I've been the back of like arenas. These are arenas.

They're owned by the fucking state. I mean, the basketball team. You're the basketball team. And then there's cement everywhere on the floor. And cement, who the fuck cleans that up? And what if it dries and there's just cement on the floor. Cement, who the fuck cleans that up? And what if it dries and there's just cement on the ground? Yeah, and a corvette imprint. Cement on the ground when we got here.

When did they put all the fucking cement? Plus the corvette, how do you get it out of there? Because now you can't drive it. No problem, I'm not. The cement is what I'm thinking. But it's coming out of a cement truck. What is it, oatmeal? Yeah, well, they could put something in a cement.

It's a shit ton of oatmeal, if that's what it is. it is a lot of fucking fake cement. Yeah a lot of fakes Well, that makes more sense than the big mouth cement. Here's the deal. They still ruined $80,000 car. Yeah, I mean the windows pot. Well, I think they have the windows They're cemented and yeah, there's some kind of there's either fake or real cement covering the interior So you say that so they ruined a car, but it's a billion dollar corporation. You're saying they just tossed out 80,000 for a fucking gang that used to Span's lives every Requins that the ruining lives to what he's no, they don't do that anymore. No, they don't they don't do it

Look at the fucking stars now. They're all look like you Joe But now they're one of them with his gene shorts that guy he's like that's Spice he's what he's one of the last of the dying breed of muscle guys a big guys John Cena and they're all like He's a boss of other bones and Mike David's they used to be the ultimate warrior in iris and axon smash it It's a big drug bulldog. Yeah, I arrest Irwin our daughter. I'm him British bulldog. Yeah, girl. I broke up with a girl'm an hour after. British Gold dog. I'm an hour after him. British Gold dog. Yeah.

I broke up with a girl because she cheated on me with one of them. No. That's natural. That's what a God. Which one? Davey Boyard Dynamite. I don't know which one they were twins. But they had noiscus.

Memanoccus? Like Fogger? It was a club called Noiscus. She went there one night. Liam Puthier, my first love in high school, and she fucking hooked up with her. the dynamite kid a British bulldog One of them. I wish that it had There you go. I don't like that you fucking too really just cut out of the podcast. Yeah, what do you mean?

I'm listening. I don't know. She's like British bulldog. She's like I just I just squealed British bulldog demolition Jake the snake Roberts I could go on and on I could talk WrestleMania I put into a lot of sleep holds and I was going out. I just I'm done with it. Where does the barber beef kids? What did you say? Hocogan's brother. I wrestling with huge in my house. I think I went when I was like 10. Do you know where wrestling is fucking huge? Everywhere. No. A Rubah.

In your heart. A Rubah. Yeah, I remember the paths were on a big huge game I went I went to hooters and I went to a I'm a big night a ruba in a ruba I went to hooters to watch the game on a Sunday raw was on for some reason in a ruba it was all a Ruben people okay looking up at the TVs like a cult not talking not watching it like a serious fucking game not laughing just like oh like a real fucking sports event

and I was like can I change the channel no no no you can't the lady said good luck if you want to but that's how it was in the 80s like WrestleMania 3 93,000 people that was like the fifth sport it was a monster sport yeah it really was yeah they packed more people into buildings than ninety three thousand like last year no no no that's still the indoor tencent ten percent

what since if it's changed its change recently they've you know that they've they've packed more people in nineteen eighty six years that the did it ninety three thousand was the indoor intended for a little at least twenty five years if they've broken that it's been really recently now and i think they did break it yeah they did yeah they're gonna do they're gonna do a hundred thousand and dollars

hundred thousand in that big down that they did what is that probably next rest of the way you thirty well anyways are we gonna wrap this up guys uh... is a test real podcast. This is a beta version. It's a hybrid It's a hybrid. It's like my bag my B B B bag that I have which is the best bag ever It's not as good as a bandalier You still have your bandaline of course. I do do you wear it? I should have worn it today. Why didn't you wear it? Do you like it? Do you really wear it? I mean bring it to a room. I'm I why no I would I'm doing

Why you take it to the beach you go? I take a knife in it. You go shocked. Oh shit. You're right. I just got that little clip Yeah, you can put shock spray in the back where the water goes. Yeah, you know what shock spray is what? I don't know. I'm not oh no. I don't know Joe. Did you find it? I don't know. Oh no, no, I don't know Joe. Did you find it? What's your ten inch record the world indoor attendance record with 93,173 fans was set at WrestleMania 3 He just made that up. Yeah, like Wikipedia. That's what it came up first That's WrestleMania, but it could be more here Looking at other things here

All right, well listen, we're gonna wrap this up. Michael Duncan Hughes, what's his name? Michael Duncan Clark. He's Steve Hall. Michael C. Hall. He's alive and well. He's dexterous. Yeah. Michael O'Brien.

See Thomas Howell. Michael C. Thomas Howell. So man. So man. So man. We're spanking about him before. And Michael Duncan Clark is Past away sad man, it's not I mean look I get it. What's that what would you say nothing?

You can't speak it on the microphone. I'm just dying as a conditioner. I've never sat here before this endic and she's killing me Blue cuz there's code I blow on me. It's like that's how it works Oh, man. It's killing me.. She really checked out around 10 minutes ago. No, I didn't. No you did. She's like an hour and 20 minutes ago. When I say, when I say, I've had the book in my hand ready to do stuff. Here's the thing, Kelly.

When you whisper, when you talk into the microphone, you mumble into the microphone, and I go, what'd you say? And you go, nothing? First of all, that makes me want to fucking throw this elephant at you fucking dumb face. I didn't realize that. Now I take back the apology from last week.

I take it back. Trunks up. All right, wait. You know what, hang on, slow down. Trunks up. Let's be positive. Trunks up. Trunks up.

Trunks up. It's like that. It's like that. It's like that. Yeah, I didn't realize I did something at last. Oh, you know, we do we do strength Strength strength on Distance that's the best one. I love that one. I don't know you're not yet back in I'm back in the game guys Back in oh, yeah, I'm just gonna look at the beers that fucking Joe did

Can we just look at the beers that fucking Joe did during this? The fact that... Oh, giant. I think what we're going to do soon is we're going to work this video out. We're going to work this audio out. This is the live. We had a, we had to get this going because we're going to be doing a drunk podcast coming up in the next couple of weeks. And I needed to have video.

I want all the people, when we start promoting this, I want all the people to be able to view it and listen to it live as it's going on. Well, that's gonna be a fun. This was a hybrid podcast on a Monday. This was a great episode though. I had a fucking blast. This was a great episode. We got serious, we got a good laugh.

You guys, we're gonna try to end it before two hours too, which is fucking awesome. We're gonna stop doing that too. I mean, fucking two hours is a little ridiculous. When she's two one hour, we morning more. We try to do one, but we just keep talking. But it's that phone. You're the guy.

It's, yeah, but I don't want, I like it. You need a little self-discipline. I don't want to say that, but dude, I like it. I like it. I like it. Everyone's having fun, it's getting more and more engaging as we go. Well, look, when I look, when I don't want to listen,

they're more than I have to listen. Here's the thing, is that, absolutely. But here's the thing, when I look over at Kelly and I know when she's tapped out and I look, oh, I do. I know when people are like, I'm done, I'm a fucking rap. You know, get that from me, do you? Not one second from you, Sam.

I'm here. You're fucking with me. When the beginning was a little rough, Sam, if we're gonna just be honest. I mean, if we're gonna be honest, you're gonna be honest. I'm just gonna let you hear it. I am annoyed that how attractive Sam is annoying me now, because I'm not looking at his eyes a little few more times.

No, a few nice, really. Where would things, Joe List is hotter than Sam? Tweet it, and if you think Sam is hot, he's not an unattractive guy. No, he's not. Not at all. I think. Real bad teeth.

I'm telling you, I'm bad teeth. Dude, I've dated chicks with bad teeth. I had to wipe the phone off after she used it. Okay. You don't have bad teeth. I'm totally bad teeth. I do dude. I'm dating chicks with bad teeth. I had a wipe the phone off after she You don't have bad teeth dude. I mean, they're not great teeth No, no, no, no, no, I wouldn't I wouldn't bite into clay and then present them as These are the best teeth we have That's how you like your girls like hot buddy, but me Funny mouth like funny face Joe if he was bitten by a vampire we wouldn't know if he became a vampire

You got a snuggle to Two crooked teeth yeah braces I didn't he? Yeah, we're haggen they? Yeah, but I was good, yeah. Well, how can they move? You have braces? Yeah, yeah. What did they do, they homemade? What did you make them with an erector set? They bought braces for legs, so they put on your teeth.

Joe had Lego braces. Did you make them out of licorice? Why? No, I failed. I think my wisdom teeth came in at some point and pushed them all back. Backwards or something. So you get to get the wisdom teeth, I had four wisdom teeth taken out since I have a braids taken off.

And I was like 14 years old. I was a kid. I was a goddamn child. And then put me through that. All right, man. I'll stand back here, Bob. Where the fuck are you, man? Yeah, you're back, but you're fucking faded.

So, here we, it's all right. Don't worry about it, Kelly. All right, so Sam, what do you got, man? You got your show after Open Anthony, which, which you know a lot of course a lot of these fans that listen to my show or open Anthony fans so make sure you listen they're after open Anthony's on yeah it's called the after party show and everything else is it not sam.com not sam.com soon to be ridecast.com joking I was gonna say no I'm trunks up trunks up

Joe, what do you got? I'm not on my phone. I'm just looking at my calendar Same show I plugged last I don't know when this one's gonna come out, but yeah, same one I plugged last podcast So September 28th I met the spot in Providence, Rhode Island with our friend Mark Norman who's on before I like we're gonna get him back on yeah, he's downstairs right now. He just why don't you fucking have a past downstairs him. We're gonna get him back on. He's downstairs right now, he just doesn't. Why don't you fucking have him? The past downstairs. Yeah, you're gonna get past the comedy seller? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's downstairs right now.

Maybe Joe DeRosa will someday. Uh, the... September 28th, the spot in Providence and, yeah. And... All right, Kelly, what do you guys? I've got Underbelly, which is the first Saturday of every month of the Creek in the Cave cave and then my other show at the court Quarter house ale house in our Sunside Queens first and third Tuesday at night. I can't wait till Kelly has a promoting gig

Yeah, yeah, I can't wait till the word club is after one of her fucking all the word opening I'm the opening. I can't wait to let it sort of fucking food, a brew, or a fucking mat. Any day now, mate. You're doing good, Kelly. Ooh. All right, we're going to talk about the next show, which is tomorrow.

We're going to do another one tomorrow, but not live. We're going to talk about your fucking fiasco with acting. Do we have to? Oh, fuck yeah. I thought you were going to talk about that. We're going to talk about it in a good way. Yeah. It's over.

Yeah, but you said you weren't going to tell anyone. Oh, all right. No, no, no, yeah. I want to talk about it because I want to talk about it in a good way, though, not a bad way. If it's a good way, if you're not yelling at me and it's constructive, and it's all going to help me, then yes.

Well, what I did to you before, even though it was yelling at you, it was constructive because it should be. I'm not. Yeah. Because here's the thing, passive aggressive, just never use you again and write you off and talk behind your back or tell you to your face. What was your rather? What was your rather?

What were we talking about this? I do both usually. We're teasing you. I don't want to talk about it. It's called the tease. Yeah, you fucking. This is getting people to tune in for the next one. All right, all right.

All right, all right. Yeah, I hired Kelly for a small... No, we weren't gonna talk about it yet. It's a tease, shut your face. What's he gonna be doing? I hired her for a little gig, and we had some problems on some. Oh, no.

Sorry, we worked about... You're a piece of shit. We worked about it. We can talk about it. It's all right. We're gonna talk about a positive way, Kelly. I can't wait to hear about this. Yeah, you may be a comeback on.

You're a comeback fan. Not tomorrow. I want you back on, though. Will you come back on? I'll come back on for sure. Yeah, I'll come back. Not tomorrow. That's a little needy.

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