Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - The Regz Ep #03 | Blue Jay Oakerson | Robert Kelly, Dan Soder, Luis J. Gomez and Joe List

Episode Date: October 4, 2023

Robert Kelly, Luis J. Gomez, Joe List, and Dan Soder join forces and talk about Robert getting into a fight with a valet at his hotel, how Luis has gone 4 days without incident since fighting an Uber driver, make copious bird puns, and so much more. Presented by YKWD and GaS Digital. SOCIALS Robert Kelly @ykwdpodcast  robertkellylive.com  @robertkellylive on Instagram Luis J. Gomez  luisofskanks.com  @luisjgomez on Twitter Joe List @joelistcomedy on Twitter @joelistcomedy on Instagram Dan Soder dansoder.com  @dansoder on instagram SPONSORS Sheath Underwear https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ promo code: Regz for 20% off  My Bookie https://mybookie.website/TheRegz promo code: REGZ for up to $200 cash bonus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Man, it's he said. Oh, it's perfect. It's a little dirty. That's doggy fresh right there. Is this yours? And I mean this. What? Have I ever won to my life ask for a nice coffee? I don't care if it's a high, I could be in the desert. 130 degrees out. Did he say ice? I mean, this is why Lewis is a piece of shit. Nobody out into what he has to be. Look at him. Look at this poor kid.

He's about to be even more wet but I thought this fucking ice coffee had him. He's good. You're fucking cool. I never realized who Lewis is. He's the guy that starts to batman villain where he throws it on and then he goes and stands in the rain and he goes like,

I'm gonna make everyone pay. Are you recording this? Yeah. Batman villain or just, yeah, you're the guy that goes, shut up with your stupid riddles. And he goes, I'm gonna make everyone pay. Hey Edwardia, Nigma.

You're a bag. And he's like, what? Oh, it's like, nobody cares about plants and I knock over a plant. Look, that was my only friend. But that was my friend. That was the fun. That was the fun.

That was the artistic thing. You're gonna fucking kill all of us with math. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gonna go gun shopping later. This is our 15. This is quick reload time, right? It's fucking freezing out. He's gonna kill him with ice coffee. You're gonna drown in that coffee.

Is this enough ice coffee. You're gonna drown in it. I copy. Is this enough ice coffee for you? You stupid Puerto Rican. Let's see, you swim to America through this. I create coffee man. Yeah, coffee man's killing people. We know the where he's from. He turned out he's a podcast producer.

He's honest, grind again. His name's Dan Max. He's the beans that'll bring you life. Oh, yeah. Max Max kills people with his annoying laugh. The laughers back out there. Who's creating all these super villainess? Joe kills people with boredom. Yeah. Just like a fucking. Yeah. Yeah. Just like a fucking dog. Hey, how are you? These are the producer, Joe. I was talking about this.

That's why I was blinking a lot. You know when I go into my joke character? Yeah. Oh, I know. I know. The link. Joe's not here. Wow.

Joe's not here. He's going to be here soon. Due to religious differences, he won't be on the podcast anymore. Joe's Muslim now. He had the baby last night. He did? No. He didn't come here. I don't know. Joe's Muslim. He had the baby last night. He did. No. They didn't come here. I don't know. He would, he would come. Yeah. Yeah. Lewis would be here. That's him right. Doggy, Doggy, Doggy had another baby, Doggy.

I got the umbilical cord in my hair. My, I just realized my Batman voices Lewis. I just had the moment where I realized that every time a new Batman, it's really just Lewis. I am Batman. I'm a real astute. Who's creating all these super bad? I guess we're last dude artist formula known as the Hoverstown of MMA radio. Batman the dark night. I love you Batman. I'm the point guard of podcasting. I love when I love when Dan does a voice that Lewis does one too and you guys just go back and forth. The best you really gets into voices. I love to have my own voice. I'm voice man. I pull people with the impression of your own voice. But every, every one he does is his voice.

All the minority, Chichi Benson, Dark Knight. What's your, what do you, you do an impression of yourself? What's your impression of yourself? Dad, I fucking. Dad. This is me and this is what Billy Burrow used to do. He used to do this very different versions of Bobby. This is Bobby in a haunted house. Dad. This Bobby falling off a clip. Dad.

My favorite one, Burnin was Bobby teaching himself guitar. Yeah. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.

Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. leave me messages and I hate a reason I'm like I say them as long as I can but his dude message is a fucking epic a fucking epic I want to ask you a question and you can answer this for me because you're a man I consider you a man you're you're a kid you're you know I think you're not a man so you have a kid that's the gayest shit of it 100% yeah 100% boys for life baby

baby boy my Boy's for life baby Boy He doesn't want to grow up. He's a toys arrest kid ever dude bring that giraffe in here He's gonna have a kid you know, he's gonna have a kid with you. I'm gonna fix my bag, dude Yeah, oh you got a shirt you gonna going through though. You got a fixed. Yeah, you don't why who are you fucking? You'll free cream pies Just pull out. What do you talk about?

There's no such thing as I do. Do my cream pie. There's no guilt until like two days later. I want that. I wake up and it colds out like, oh no. You just want to, you just want to play. Get out.

Get out. Get out. So funny. Get out. Is there some open? You can hold me alone. Yeah. There's some open micro on the road calculating how much gas digital makes. Yeah, because okay, he can pay for it. Is there some open? Open the window. There's some open micro on the road

calculating how much gas digital makes. Yeah, because, okay, he can pay for it. All right, let me answer this question. You can answer this question. Demenuse umbrellas. Demenuse umbrellas. I say no. I want to say no.

You never know. You never know. No, I don't, and I didn't have it today because I'm a man. But thank you. But let me make No, I don't. And I didn't have it today because I'm a man. But thank you. But let me make this up. Man definitely don't have big umbrella. I tried to steal an umbrella today

from my staff members as I was leaving today because I was leaving the studio. Manly thing. And I was like, there was like three umbrellas on the wall. He didn't buy. I don't buy an umbrella. Oh fuck. So I said to everyone, I was like,

hey, one of these umbrellas extra and then everyone was like, no, no, no, that umbrella is clean because they know I'll just take an umbrella and leave it. Sure, man. And then I just throw it across the street. What you get to do, thank you. You don't get to do that.

Umbrella's are disposable. Yeah, at the one time use. You can, I'll say you can buy an umbrella, but when you're done with that one use, you got to throw it away. You know what I do? I walk into stores and I go, hey, I left my umbrella here. They, what colors it?

I'm like black. And they always have one, like three or four behind the bar from people leaving them. I I go, hey, I left my umbrella here. What color is it? I'm like black and they always have one like three or four behind the bar from people leaving them and I'm like, oh, that's it right there. You can do that with like beats headphones too. You can. I don't know about it. Like I left my headphones, I lost my headphones and checked the loss and found. Yes, you can. I wonder if you could do that with people.

Go to the department. I'm AC's. I left, I left my agent girlfriend here. Can you get here? She's very subservient. She'll listen. Dude, umbrella is a fucking non-manly. That's great.

Men don't, let me, I'm telling you right now. Men like being wet. Yeah, we get, it's rain. We get wet. He's mocking. It's, no, it's not, it's rain. There he is. Is this a hot?

I thought that was Joe. That's, that's Danny. He's returned, dude. Danny looks like Joe Listerie Tarty. I really did move. I really did move like at any moment. He could pull out a guy. Yeah, you want to sit down and pretend you're Joe for the podcast. Yeah, dude, Joe stunt double. Get in here. There you go. Look at this poor kid is soaking wet.

God, and he's quivering. Like a show. He's scared of Lewis. Oh, what did you say? Danny is just a coffee we'll open on the side There he is thank God you just saved Danny's life go Joe was gonna Lewis was gonna burn him. Lewis is making this guy's life hell Joe oh man Joe's got notes on the tee. Hey Joe. Yeah Men umbrellas and no umbrellas. Real men.

I went jacket, no umbrella, but I do like an umbrella. I like it because you're by. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. There you go. You're gay. That's a gay.

No, I'm not bad at being gay. I think it would be nice. I think it would be classy. You twirl it. You twirl it. Oh, well. I know. What a day could be classy. You twirl it. You twirl it. Oh, well. I hope. What a day to be alive.

Here's the only way you can be ungain on an umbrella. Open it right now inside. No, dude, that's bad luck. See, you're good. It's good. Break this mirror right now. That's bad luck. Break this fucking mirror right now to be a man.

Dude, men don't believe in bad luck. Facts. Facts, dude. On the old wives' tails and bad luck and bad old a little lady with good luck. Oh my god. I just stepped on a crack. You bag it. Oh no, a ladder.

I must go around. I mean, men, men go from point A to point B. No matter what's in the way, no matter how much bad luck it might break. Sorry. And when you guys, a man goes there when you guys have heart attacks and strokes, I'll feed you apple sauce. I've heard you're nervous. At least with die like men.

Yeah, dude. What are you saying? You're going to die in a field of full leaf clothing. You're so nuts. You're so nuts. That sounds so great. A little bit in the struggle. I love you.

You're accepting. You're fucking the best. I love that. I love that. That sounds like such a good. Put your umbrella over there. I want to fuck it. I'm going to we should take a umbrella. I want to fuck it. I'm gonna

We should take as umbrella if it's not raining. I would say if you get an umbrella if you're a man You have an umbrella. It has to be up to you. It has to be from the ground to your chance to be that it could be big Yeah, it's gotta be he just said big umbrella I know I can't push button mini. I Did that is the fucking doubles as a dildo many. I did that is the fucking doubles as a dill the old. Fold it up. You put your ass open it. Oh, fuck. Oh, this isn't good. This is good. Long. I bought this for for $3 from an African in

Chinatown. But I think like singing in the rain, Jean Kelly. That's one of the manliest men ever. Right. He got the umbrella. He was to the cup. Fucking gay. So ring up. She Kelly. Kelly. Anybody with the last name Kelly is a homo Man look at that I don't know who's fucking dash with the bearded are you crazy? Captain America dude he died in 1996. Yeah, that's crazy. There's more than 1912, but you're born in 1912. I'd say something wrong with you. What the fuck

just happened? I'm nervous. From what? You're in the safe space. I know, but you know, I'm out in the city traffic. Aaron put it on you. Okay, Gene Kelly. Look at that pose. That's the gay. Yeah, I'm a man. You know, I, you know, I was doing that pose because you just got some good pussy. That's not true. He's trying to get the cum off his arm. He's trying to run it out of his body. No, but he's strong.

All that rain was a cum. And he's, and he's accepting of the fact that he likes to sing a dance. He was a little thin dancer. How big was he? He's great. G He was a little thin dancer. How big is this? Brings dancers historically little people. No pull up. Dancing Kelly. Shanty is gay. Dancing's gay.

Bring a tail to take. Yeah, Kelly is a muscle man. He's not. He's not how big. He was a Gary Veter. How much did he weigh and how tall was he? I bet it was a little thin like one, twenty five. I bet you my wife's fatter than Jean Kelly whoops. Sorry You know

So anyways Jean Kelly You was a 5 7 you gotta get that I told you I thought Jean Kelly's voice saying yeah, it was 5 7 No, but he can fuck. How much anyway? How much anyway? Because he's got like one sixty on his like one fifty eight. Oh, he's a fucking girl. That's that's a middle east.

Five and one six. Five and one six. Stop. I bet he could handle your ass. Those are Don's message. Yeah, exactly. No, I bet actually I bet he'd square up on you. I bet he fought in some war.

What's he? We don't even know about. Was he going to tap dance around me? Fuck you. He probably fought like the Ecuadorian war He didn't fight no worries too busy a dance class like why why I agree with your stance on umbrellas I don't agree Actually sounds exactly like them. Yeah, why Robert Kelly you a giant faggot. I'm gonna fight you

Whoa, that was a great. What are we doing? Are we doing like that? I was that that was no that was Jane Kelly That wasn't you right. That was a character corporate Dan is back Don't go up right there. I'm trying to beat me into your fucking don't you get let's not get let's bring it down That's bring it down. Don't you get it cool. Yeah, let's not have you know what I mean? I am I'm in what I had a I can't be honest I had a I wanted to talk about this. I had a I had a Lewis situation at a hotel Just had a stroke trying to get that set. I did what is up? I had a Lewis situation at a hotel. You just had a stroke trying to get that set. I did. What is up? I had a Lewis situation at the hotel this week in the evening. Got your dick sucked.

You're the man, whatever. I started free coffee. I started stepping on my knees. I started stepping on my knees. Get your knob robbed. I started stepping on my knees. It's so great. Lewis is just in the work center and some guys like,

I got to put out directions. He's like, get the fuck out of here. I feel only first and he needs to visit. He just said, I was like get the fuck out of here. I feel me first This is said it was like a relic of the past I'm not gonna know without my corrections Business that are you looking like what is going why is it exists anymore just six computers that nobody ever uses It's it's for people who just got out of jail to email What happened you fought someone you started well, I was coming. I'm coming back from radio

Yeah, I'm coming on this computer. Is that what's gonna use it? I'm Are you done? I'm coming back from radio. I get out of my car. There's a car pulling up in the valley behind me in front of the really nice hotel, really nice hotel. Can you say what hotels? Whatever the hotel they put you in and feed us right near the club. Stand up live. Stand up live right around there. Right across beautiful. I love hotel. What makes a beautiful hotel to you? Great lobby. Great lobby. Unbelievable. You're just using generic fucking agitives. Great lobby, unbelievable room.

That's uncomfortable. Nothing specific. Don't have a touch me. Beds are comfortable. I bad beds are comfortable. Hang out. Great gym. They were there.

You could go across. They were partners with the real gym. Bobby can I go straight? Equinox. That's Jim ever fucking bullshit. Jim. That doesn't count when it's another business. Good food and

room service room service. Room service. Room service is key to a nice hotel. If you don't have room service then you're really not a hotel. I think at this point I look for steam or sauna because you're gay. A hotel. I need to find a steam is big. That's really homosexuality. They don't have a specific hot wet

gay area at this courtyard Marriott do you have a lot of guys fucking guys in a hot human environment you're gonna want to get your question you guys have a laser printer and a gay song what's your business center like is it gay? shot in the dark.

Do you have a podcast studio? Funny to rip a podcast. You will blow it for me. So I pull up on the front and this car behind me, I look and there's a dead bird in the grill. Like this guy just, it's the most Arizona shit you could say. Hit a bird.

That's the real ass dude. And I've never, I've never seen a dead bird. So he was the, the valet was talking to him about whatever, about he was just pulled out, he was doing the valet shit. I go, you know, dude, you got a dead bird in your grill. Time out. Okay. Just to let you know, from other people's perspective,

this guy pulled up and he's talking to the valet, giving the guy like the valet like sensitive information where he's like, hey, you checking insert, you want a valet or car, then Bobby's going okay. Yeah, yeah, dead bird in your car. You didn't understand that? I look, I understand my tone is off. You're just a guy that walks. Okay, no, I just in your car. You didn't understand that? I look, I understand my tone is off. You're just a guy that walks.

Okay, no, I just got dropped off. I was in a nice car that got dropped off, heading into the hotel. I go, yo, you're a guy on foot. Yeah, I'm not, excuse me, sir. I go, I go, you're gonna do it. You got a dead bird and you grill. The valet, not the guy.

The guy was like, what, it's myelin. I go, the valet went, he went, he looked at me like this. And I went, you got a, you got a dead bird. There's a dead bird. And it was a big size bird in your grill or your car. And the valet went, you're interrupting me. Okay, stop. You're sorry.

I like to get that. And I went, I go, yeah, but I go, dude, he's got a dead bird. He goes, yeah, but you're interrupting. You were, texting you were rude. Shit, you face. Yeah. And I was like, I go, yeah, but I go, dude, he's got a dead bird. He goes, yeah, but you're interrupting. You were, texting you were rude. Shit, you face. Yeah. And I was like, I go, who the fuck, what do you, I go, you talked to me like that.

I'm in trouble, but if there's a bird, I'm trying to help the guy out. He's going to drive around with a fucking dead bird. He goes, yeah, but I'm doing my job. And you're interrupting, I go, so I'm waiting there. I'm like, I'm going to talk to this guy. This is a little, maybe he's, maybe the, so I'm waiting.

And he looks at me, goes, what, why are you standing there? Oh, I love waiting there. I'm like, I'm gonna talk to this guy. This is a little, maybe he's, maybe so I'm waiting. And he looks at me and goes, why are you standing there? Oh, I love this guy. He's setting boundaries. He's asserting himself. He's like me. Out, out, out, there's a plant from Allen. So, okay. So this is the worst part. So I go, dude, who are you talking to? I'm staying here. I'm not some random guy just walking up being a, I go, I'm trying to help the guy out.

And you're, you're talking to me like, you're my father or something. I go, I told you, it was the Lewis moment. I go, you know, you don't fucking talk to me like that. He goes, you're, listen, I'm doing my job. I go, yeah, you're doing your job bad. I go, you're talking to customers of the hotel that you work at in a rude way.

And he's like, whatever, something like that. So I go to walk back and I sucked. There was like a little bench there and I almost fell. And I kind of like this. And he went, watch out. There's a bench there. You almost fell. Wow. This guy is the jolless smile. He smiled. He went like this. And I went, ah, you really, really? Because he got me, because you know what I mean? I was like, you fuck with God. I did almost fall on my fat face. Thank God I didn't. I go inside I'm like I'm like this is bullshit I go inside he walks in and he's mean mugging me and I and he goes you're not going to do

it. He just walks it. No he didn't. He walks it. He's lying that he said that. You're lying that he said you're not going to do it. You're not going to do anything. Wow. This guy's like my son. So off the old block. So I. I're not gonna do anything. Wow, this guy's like my son. Show off the old block. So I, I'm fucking. What are you going with this bitch? I'm gonna, if it was your son to be shaking, I'm sorry, sorry, I'm sorry.

There's a dead animal who took the dead animal and tried to brought it back to life, give it CPR. It's dead. Just not having it, dude. What's wrong with you? Don't get mad at me, fucking asshole. It's fine. Keep going, good story. I fucking ate this guy

Bob is gonna be at your your son your son's birth Why what'd you hit you drive over a nail? It's like the cops throughout one of those fucking Right out of the block. I just want to say thank you. Well, thank you. Not about my entire student. I want to say thank you because I had a moment with Jay. I thought he was really mad at me.

I was gonna fight him. We can't do that again. So listen, so I go and I actually ratted him out to the hotel people. I went to the desk. I went to the desk. Karen Kelly. Dude, I went up.

I go, can I talk to the manager? And the kid who was there, I gave the kid 20 bucks when I walked in. Front desk, I always give him a 20. What? For best. Front desk, guy. The dude who checks you in. You give him 20 bucks?

I don't start this or I'm always making up stories. Dude, every... That's what happened to the money from the old Y-K-W-D rigs. He's giving me the every fucking he goes, I gotta slush fun, dude. I give it all to the hotel people Every time he's young out the hall of time I go on a hotel. I give it a guy Here's why here's why because I always check in before three o'clock and if you if you don't They're probably not gonna give you a room make you wait all that shit when you give him a 20 bucks

Those guys make nothing they're standing on the feet all day. You could tell this guy still the tag on his suit I go ahead dude. That's for you. He goes. thank you so much. And he gave me an upgraded room, fucking better room. I wanted the room. I checked into a dozen hotels of Bobby. I've never watched Bobby grease the palms of the guy that he's checking in 100%. I always give him 20 bucks. I'm gonna tell you right now. I always give 20 bucks. And you've seen it. You've seen it. Bobby, I'm gonna tell you right now. That's where your heat with the valet guy is. You saw you because he's supposed to get a there supposed to valet guy is. You saw you, you see? He's supposed to get a dick, supposed to get a 20 bucks.

This is the next day. I went up to the kid and I go, I want to see the manager. And the kid was like, whoa, okay. And he went in the back and I was heated. I was ready to just talk to the GM. And he goes, they're in a meeting right now. I was like, fuck, because I knew I was gonna cool down. Was the valet guy still in the building on?

Valet guy still fuck. I was talking to him. He's doing this in the window. No, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no So, so the guy that's he mean to me. I know, I did. Oh, there's a beautiful, excuse me, the middle part. Fucking die. You gotta go sit down when you piss. Fuck you, you have an umbrella.

That's why Bobby's don't fire it up about the umbrella. So, so I go up to the room and I can't let it, I can't, I just can't let it go. Yeah. So I call. Were you pacing in the hotel room? I just couldn't let, because I, it's right. you pacing in the hotel room. I just couldn't let, cause I, that's right. There's a fucking layer too.

We all have black teeth. Sorry, Bobby Stewart's doing me hot mother. I had your, Bobby hats on black. So I go, I go, So I go up to the room and I call the dude from the club. I go,

Hey dude, nothing. You called the club? I called the dude to just drop me off. How many fucking people are you gonna rat him out to just deal with dude? What are you getting right? The guy or don't?

Yeah, That's what, that's the louvets dude. I'm not calling out to just deal with it? What do you get him right the guy or don't you pussy? That's what that's the louvets Dude, I'm not calling other men to deal with my problems over and over and over again I'm just trying to get fucking re-coated the guy dude. Just trying to get Rico charges on a valet guy So we have anything that incriminates him like long-term. So there I was writing a letter to the company To whom it making sense my name is Robert Patrick Kelly So I call the club guy and go do nothing out of this fuck. I almost got no fight with this guy out front to the company. To whom it making sense, my name is Robert Patrick Kelly. So I call the club guy and I go, do nothing out of this fuck.

I almost got to fight with this guy, I'll front you. And I go, I go, I go, I go, I go. You can get on the shoot. Bobby goes, I have to go to the shows, he goes like that. Don't do that, dude. Don't do that, you fucking scared me here. So I go, I go. You can use me.

So I should have called. I didn't call. I should have, I should have called. didn't call I should have I should have called What's up with you little oh shit? Dermatologist tomorrow. I'm all fucked up. I'm all itchy. I don't know what's going on. Oh my god You never fuck me up. I would assume that I've AIDS. Oh my god. What is that dude? Don't touch it You just touched them watching don't wipe it on the desk. I talked them on the phone. They said it's very contagious I don't know I think it's stress of something. It's not stress. It's pretty much anyway back to the cool I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying,

I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm furious that this kid just did this to me. He's like, uh, as bullshit, he goes, let me call you back. So all of a sudden the phone rings. It's the guy from downstairs. There's no, is he in bird sense? Yeah.

Hey, is it, is this the bird lover? Is this bird watching? What's up, pussy? What are you doing up there? You changed your tampon. Why don't you come downstairs? Oh, I think I see a red cardinal back in. You're gonna go bird watching later.

You absolute build up. You're gonna bird in your card, man. I can't hear you. Your hand. Your hand. Your all cardinal's red, though. So, so he goes up. Mr. Kemp, look at up and see if there's a non-red cardinal right now to shut Joe's cunt fucking face

up. God, I love that we find out. I'll tell you, there's going to be a fucking part of the male. The male cardinal is red red. The female condo is kind of red. Better yet see if there's a bird called red cardinal. That makes more sense. Damn, do you joke?

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A quill a quillie Whatever the fuck Bobby as the resident bird blacher will you please let Joe know yeah, dude that guy's telling a story Oh, what is that that's a female card no, yeah, dude I'm working. I told you the female card nose That's a female cardinal. Yeah, dude, I'm working. I told you the female cardinals are well. The male cardinals read Bobby likes birds. I'm checking the screen of the hotel. It's fucking like retarded guy walks up. So I'm talking about this bird.

I listen to the guy did nothing. It's a scuttle. Am I dying? I can't believe you're sitting next to that. That's the scuttle. It makes me uncomfortable. Is it only on one? It's only on the other one.

It went over the other side. That's crazy of armpit dots. What do you do? I'm like, back to swim uncomfortable. Is it only on one? Oh, it's on the other one. It went over the. That's crazy. Of armpit dots. Yeah. What do you do? Practicing back? Is it really? Yeah. What are you doing steroids? Oh, wow. That's disgusting. Is it bad?

Let me see. Can I see it on the back? I'll itch. I see it on the back. I have I've itchiness. Still really? Yeah. I you said have it. We I would get like hives. And I really was allergic to something.

Can I go wash my hand? 100%. You know, you can't catch his fucking hives. You can't. You can't. You can't. I'm gonna fuck my wife, follow that.

But it actually be herpes. He does have herpes. Yeah, it's not arm herpes. Yeah, that exists. Arm herpes. It's called arm herpes gladatorium. The wrestlers get it. No, that's ringworm.

No, herpes gladatorium. You just made that. Maybe I swear to God, it's the most awesome sound. Go, herpes. There's no matter. Wow, that's real. Matter, herpes. Do it. Herpes gladatory. You have mad herpes from Jiu Jitsu. Yeah, you got it from Jiu Jitsu. I haven't done Jiu Jitsu in like eight months. From Matt Ruby. You just that Ruby, dude. Go down. Does it happen to you? I'm mad herpes. I want to hear this. I have certain hands from doing a podcast of gel. I'm ready to move on. Yeah, dude, that's it. You have. You have. You have heard. He's going to Torium, dude. Wow.

No, it's all black. That's the cool. That's the cool. You are. You are Spartacus, dude. Oh, you're fucking idiot. I want to know. So you called. So can we get a napkin for fucking gorilla who always spells something? Oh, that looks sexy. Gour Spilla? Oh, that was coming to Gour Spilla. I kind of like that.

I got Gour Spilla. Gour Spilla. They just don't give a... Max's microphone on like a, like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, Max, is your microphone on? Yeah, there's a microphone over here. Turn your fucking microphone off. This is not fucking, are you garbage? We don't have our dickhead producer giggling on microphone because we can't really make people laugh. Do we have to take down the face? Lewis, do we have to take down the applause sign?

That we have in the studio. Oh my God, dude. Whatever, whatever, whatever's going on, you suck. God, you guys are gonna fuck. He's so, you fuck it's gonna be passion. He's so good at morale building. Yeah. it's psychotic. He fucking texts guy woke up at six in the morning to take a bus to do this. Yeah. And he's fucking yelling at it. We just left where do you live? Now you turn your microphone on stupid ass. Oh, Jesus, man.

I'm in the upper side. I want to happen to birds. Okay.. I know. So I'm going to have to be prepared. I'm going to touch you again. So now by this point, the guy, the phone rings, the hotel, which is shocking at this point of life, when the phone's out, when the hotel phone rings, Bobby, if you make up a story, make sure fun things happen in this story. Cause we're interrupting. I'm, I don't need to, I'm not burnt. I need, I don't need to. He's a great, he's a great story. Tell him.

That's right. Burke, calm down Hassan. Manhage. That's right. Come down Hassan. Manage. Yeah, do your house on. I'm not saying I don't just tell us the real that I'm telling you the fact at that moment. Men with guns came to the room and they said we're going to take Max. Game. That's not true. At that moment, were you so going to make it?

You can make up fun things that happen, right? I'm not making anything up. Tell me that the K man instead of breathing fire at us, dude, my closet was a gateway to a different world. Like, Carlos and Tommy are like Minecraft. It does. Pick it up. Bigger, better store. It's winter rupting.

Were you? I think it's the one thing. It's hard to tell a story as I'm getting smashed by you two folks. I want to hear. Joe's staring at me with herpes and B.I. I'm trying to listen. This is a hard thing to do. trying to listen. I think to do. I'm listening.

I think it's a wonderful. Joe, please stop touching things with your arms. Touch them again. Boom the head. Don't wash it. Don't wash it. Did you? No, I still met on there, dude.

It's not coming. I touched his t-shirt. It's a condom. Were you still in the hotel? No, this is the problem is that I, but the time that the phone rang and I knew it was somebody from the hotel. I wasn't mad anymore. Did you have room service? No. No, this is the problem is that I, by the time the phone rang and I knew it was somebody from the hotel, I wasn't mad anymore. Did you have room service?

No. No, no, no, no, no, I didn't know what anything for the rest of the weekend. And he's like, sir, blah, blah, blah, cue, please tell me what happened. So I had to relive it. And as I was telling it, I'm like, this is just stupid now. You know what I mean? I should just. The guy goes, as he's riding stuff down, he goes, so there was a bird in the grill and you go, well, yeah, dude, but it was like, it was like

a big bird. Okay, you, well, I can't make it. I think I did keep making the bird bigger because it was a small, it was a small stuff. This thing was a fucking hawk, dude. So I was like, the fucking wingspan dude. I honestly was uncomfortable with how big of a burden was. So I tell I'm going to the stupid story again, but I'm not heated anymore. So now I'm just like fucking come on, just get it out. And then he's like, all right, sir, well, he said, and this guy is lying. This guy's making shit up.

Okay, but let me know what did he say? He said, I threatened. I came at him in the lobby. When he said, you're not gonna do anything, he said I was coming at him aggressively. And I didn't even fucking- Can I say, Bob? Yeah. What I've learned recently, my girlfriend pointed this out

to me recently, our body language. People do read it as aggressive now, and my mind I'm going- The fuck does that mean? Right, I know, I'm with you, I'm with you. I agree. I'm not, I get it all the time. If I'm not saying anything, you can't say

that my body language is aggressive. I know. But apparently it is. And especially women. We're cursed with this shit. You don't scare. Then we got an hour and 40 minutes. Can't just find that.

I mean, looking up the hotel so we can get the fucking security footage to see if Bobby fucking, I wish we had somebody that could do that for us. You ain't getting security footage. I want to know if Bobby came with the guy or not. I didn't. I want on the next, on the next reg. I want to say something now that you're saying, hang on, hang on the next reg. I want to break down the security footage.

Hang on. Now that Bobby went at the guy. Look, you might have a good point there because I don't realize my energy, my tone. Your tone, your energy. So when I walked up to him, when I was walking back out, maybe he picked up,

oh, this guy's gonna fucking do something. But the fact that he went, you're not gonna do anything. It's like, it's like, okay, I get kicked out weekends over. I'm fucked, never worked a club again. Big thing. I get sued. Lawyers, that shit runs through your brain, right? You kind of just want the guy to go, dude, what the fuck are you doing, dude? I was just trying to help the guy out. I didn't mean, I wasn't trying to interrupt you, but it was a, it's not like I, if I was a guy, a customer and

I walked up and it was about me, right? If I was like, where do I get like I, if I was a guy, a customer and I walked up and it was about me, right? If I was like, where do I get my car? And he was like, I'm top. Where do I get my car? That's interrupting. Me going, there's a fucking animal in your brain. The bird's twitching.

Right? I think is a justified interruption. I think as far as interruption's go. If dude, wouldn't you want to know there was a fucking dead animal in your grill your car? I, I always look at me. Look at me. I'm not talking to you. Tell them I'm talking to you. I'm already killed. That's an emergency. There's a bird you're gonna eat that, dude, cuz I'm gonna, dude, I could probably get some meat off that wing. Dude, dude, I love grilled, I love grilled bird. What kind of bird was it? We got it. What kind of bird was it? What kind of bird was it? I don't know, I'm not a bird.

I'm not a bird watcher. Maybe it should be. Maybe it's like this. It was like a bird. You know, like the birds. What size? The fact that this guy didn't even pump this. For the story, it was this big.

It was a tiny bird. I mean, the front, it was. It was a pigeon. It was a sparrow. I think it was one of the ones that one right there all the way to the right all the right But it was a big one it was an ostrich You're gonna be ostrich size I was better than his bullshit

Everyone laughed at mine gorilla go that was I love that his bullshit. What? Everyone laughed at mine. Gorilla? Gorilla. Gorilla. Gorilla. I love it.

Gorilla. I love it. Gorilla. Gorilla. Gorilla. Gorilla. Gorilla. Gorilla.

Gorilla. Gorilla. Gorilla. Gorilla. Gorilla. Gorilla. Gorilla. Gorilla.

Gorilla. Gorilla. Gorilla. Gorilla. Gorilla. I should like on something for him. We fit it into a sentence because you get ostracized for I get a better joke I don't get why the bird why do you give a fuck about the bird in the grill? You're wrong. Okay, you're in the wrong Okay, so I hear let me just say this your my friend and I like you better than I like it Because it didn't like you fucking ostrich joke. I'm not I was sitting on this. I'm we're fuming I just say about the bird if you saw a bird in a got look it first of all you're not who cares I'm I'm just saying if you saw a bird in a got look it first of all you're not who cares I'm I'm mr. Fucking uh what? He's looking up the lowest we have an hour and a half do we got an hour and a half doggy get off the phone What are you doing I'm looking up types of birds so I can make bird points?

Well, I want to my mind He's gonna have Natalie edit this so he looks like a fucking comedy god. I want you. My mind doesn't hurt your head. He's gonna have Natalie edit this, so he looks like a fucking comedy guy. I want to have a, I want you a power, a power, a power, a power, a power. I want to power, a power. So they're gonna have a game. I've got a game. Look at the face.

For the rest of the day. If you look to your face, like, what are you chicken? No way. How's it going? What? So anyways, the hotel guy was like, he told me what the guy said and it was totally off.

And he said, he said, when I walked up and I go, did you know the story on the bonfire with Blue Jail, Kerson? Yeah. I said, Blue Jail. That was the best one. That was the best one. That was the best one. Don't do another one, that was the best one.

Just leave it there. It's perfect, don't touch it. So he said that I came up and just interrupted him and I said something that I didn't say. I was like, buddy, I just wanted to let the guy know there was a bird in his grill. I can't get over Blue Jay open. That's really good. How much Joe loves the farm? Joe loves the farm. Joe loves Joe loves it. Okay, no, Jason is very fun. He's a part of Blue Jerry's face. Fucking listen to it.

Well, also if it came from you, I feel like that's nice. But I mean, for him to pull that, it's not a smart man. Hey, you're madly, don't have it. You bitch. So he said that you threatened him in the law. No, he said, well, he said, I just interrupted him with something that I didn't say. A better story. So he, he said, stories fucking killing.

I mean, stories big. So this is the whole up. This is fucking killing. What's that dude? Yeah, I've given you a lot of fucking fire. I've given you a lot of fuel. It's great. All right, listen to me.

Say what he needs to be, limousine, go mess. Oh, just spaz out at the hotel. Spaz out, come in, make a podcast. I thought you meant to tell a shitty story. Sorry. Sorry. I mean, take a sip. I, uh, so he says that I said, uh, the shit that I didn't say, I was like, no,

there was a, the guy had just hit a bird. Feathers, the carcass was in his grill. I just was trying to let him know. And I wasn't, I was like, I was smiling like, hey, man, this is a fucking bird. This is crazy, right? Maybe it was a hood ornament. It's like, dude, he hit a tiny silver jaguar. There was a skull, dude. All the skin had been ripped off. He put that there. I go. So then I, he goes, well, he said that you, and I said, I was in the lobby and the guy says, you're not going to do not, you're not going to do anything.

Like, I was coming at him, like, we're going to fight. I go, and I was like, dude, I mean, is it could have been a duck, could have been this duck? Are you sure it wasn't a hood on it? It was not. It was a bird. And he goes, well, he did mention that, but he said that you approached him and you came at him. And I was like, dude, maybe that's, maybe my, my energy.

I don't, I have shitty tone. I know that, right? Maybe that's what the kid, you know, because he's used to Phoenix people. Hey, how you doing? Maybe that's it, but I didn't fucking, I wasn't. I was trying. It is a New York thing.

We were walking to the airport the other day, and me and my check. And I said, excuse me, to a woman. Because she was walking this way, like her and her family was kind of cross walking. They go, and I was going this way. All right, I'll bite. You said, excuse me.

Yeah, exactly. Every Louis story of the room, they were gonna go, okay, and then what happened? But she goes, she goes, he's lying. No, I swear to God, I go, I go, I go, I was coming through and I was like, I went, excuse me. Like that? Are you holding luggage?

Yeah. Are you, excuse me? Does girl make you carry her luggage? Yeah. Do you have wheeled luggage or is it handled luggage? Like, I always change the case. She's the back and doesn't talk to me. Lewis, you bore me.

Hey, can you not talk to me too? You were parted to shoot me in your car. Lewis you bore me. Hey, you not talking me Do you say excuse me I say excuse me very politely not even but it wasn't how did you say it say it's me? Excuse me or do you go? Like I was coming through and I wanted them to hear me. I didn't I'm the lady. I'm the lady. I'm coming through God. You do it. Excuse me It's kind of country little country is sing songy, but the point lady, I'm coming through, God, you do it. Excuse me. That's kind of country. Little country. Sing songy. But the point is that I was saying the words, excuse me.

And I'm a New Yorker. And in New Yorkers, it's not like, I'm not saying excuse me. Like, oh, hi, we're pleasant fucking friends. I'm saying, hey, pay fucking attention, fuck face. And also, if she went, excuse me, and we were all trying to just, we're not crashing into each other. We're all okay. It ain't a big deal. Yeah. But my girlfriend was like, oh, you can't do that to people. Can't say excuse me and we were all trying to just, we're not crashing into each other. We're all okay. It ain't a big deal.

Yeah. But my girlfriend was like, oh, you can't do that to people. Can't say excuse me. Not like that. No, so it was a problem. No, I will now, I'm four days without incident as of right now.

What? Do you have that at home? You have that at home. You have that at home, sir. Four days without a minute. Lewis is gonna get a lobster dinner at 30 days. Yeah. They gotta reset it.

His girlfriend's upset when they have to reset it. She's like, put the zero back. Were you drinking during the incident or in the airport? In the airport? No, that wasn't the incident. That was technically what was the incident? The incident was an Uber driver. Hang on, before we get here, so you're saying I'm wrong. I'm saying,

what do you say? I'm wrong. I don't know about wrong, right and wrong. But I think this valet guys the coolest guy, it sounds like you did it to ruptum. I think he's and it wasn't an emergency. He also could have waited. Okay, so could have waited. Okay, what about you? Am I wrong? Am I wrong in that situation? No, you're not wrong, but like, you know, here's the thing, this is, as I'm reflecting with myself, right? Sometimes you can't sweat the small stuff, and you gotta just let it go. That's the name of my company.

Yeah, it's worth the small stuff. The small stuff. Inc. I should have left that out. I'm sorry, I made it my step. It's my hands. I fucked up. The reason I asked if you were drinking, I was wondering if you were having a pigeon in tonic.

You know what? I think that rash is. I liked it. I like it. I didn't. I took it and made it together, but he liked it. Well, because you didn't say the right, like, you didn't say it right. Yeah.

Pigeon in tonic. Pigeon in tonic. Yeah. Pigeon in tonic. You said pigeon in tonic. You said pigeon tonic You said pigeon right that's why that's what makes it so brilliant. He made it funny He's punching up your stuff now. No, this is made it brilliant upside down Well my god, yeah, the fuck is going on you have to do a little math on my joke today's show is brought you by the demigorgan Hey, when you're fighting do you need a new do you need us a sparrowing partner? Joe I already got the funniest bird pond, dude.

So just fucking, oh, hockey. Let me have a dude. Go hockey yourself. So you think I'm, you think I'm, you think I'm right. Fuck you, Rob. I think that you, you could let it go. I should have just not even mentioned. I should have sought a bird.

Like I said, the bird, no, it's fine. And then when he said, when he went like this, so if someone does this to you, you on me, just go, hey, there's a bird in the bird. No, it's fine. And then when he said when he went like this, so if someone does this to you You on me just go hey, there's a bird in the grill Good acting you know what? I just say something. Get the birds in the car. Yeah, anyways. Guys, I just want to open my camera. Is that my camera? Hey, dude, I'm sorry.

I apologize. I was a hundred percent wrong. You just saw me with me. You check your car and we're going to punch her. I'm just getting into the road. I apologize. I'm going to send this guy a gift. So when you...

I think that's a good idea. When you check into the hook... Yeah, when you check and we're going to check... Can I you're doing him exactly this exactly what he did because you know overnight park Dates a bird Let me do it. Let me do it. Yeah, let's talk talk to Joe. He's sort of ways. We do it There's a bird in your grill right in the grill. You know dead bird. Excuse me sir. I know, but does it do this a dead bird in your grill, right? And the grill, you know, dead bird. Excuse me, sir. I know, but there's a dead bird in his grill. Don't give a fuck. Yeah.

No, I think I was, actually that guy was thankful. You're playing, he was, oh really? Oh, this is where we need to go. Oh wow. Sir, it's okay. The parking is still. Yeah, but he's got a dead bird. Yeah, a little worried about that bird.

I appreciate that, sir. Sir, I'm in the middle of something. I know he's got a bird in his, sir, do you use an umbrella and sit down when you, because you're coming across like a bitch. Thank you for telling me about the bird. By the way, I love all your friends comedy. See, and my version, he likes us, but we got it. Wow.

You're wrong. When he, do you think when the guy called security, when the guy called the management, he was like, you know what, To can play at that game. You know what's great about this as I watched Louis look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the look at the a hang winning. That's a penguin win situation. Hey, can I get some of that milk over here? All right, so tell your story. What was your big incident? It wasn't even a big incident.

It might, my girl, my girl, she does not like when I have incidents at all. She hates it. Yes, she's a normal person. We know it was like everybody in the show. Yes, she's a normal person. We none of us like everybody in the sugar. He has all the fucking ludicrous is shaking. Yeah, they should be shaking a little bit. Shaking in their boots, dude. Yeah, dude. Thank you. Well, Danny just started uneven number. That's why he's shaking. He's like, can I get a story thing? Oh, now he's Give me the

Out. He has no Bobby just told a long story. Why don't you just listen them? Sturry? I want to stop this podcast. Guys, we made it three episodes. I think we're having a good time. I'm done. I'm out. Bullets shut the shit down. You go back to Bobfire. I'm going back to Wacky. I'm gonna go back to those Caminos. I'm gonna go back to Tuesdays with us, no puns.

Not at all, no puns on. Yeah, I think you were, I think you didn't realize how annoying you were coming up. Yeah, but I also think this guy was a dickhead. I think he was a dickhead, but you know what, looking at it now, I mean, I probably should, if I, for the next time I see a dead animal and somebody's grilled, I'm going to not say this. We could have waited till he finished speaking and then said pulled him aside Yeah, hey man. I don't want to know well You know what I have that thing where I want to be the mayor of the town. I have the Colin Quinn has it too

Hey, how you doing? Hey, what's a good breakfast place? I love small talk. I love you. Hey man Yeah, I love it So I like I'm a really fun person to serve like if you're a waitress Until it goes wrong. I mean no and then I turn into a true nightmare. Let me tell you what you are. You're a figure skating judge. What do you mean? You're probably fine until you fall and then you just fucking rip them apart.

Yeah. One mistake. If I was your waiter and made one mistake, there's nothing worse than going to dinner with Lewis and it's a great expensive. It's an expensive place and they're taking too long because he'll be like, what the fuck man, this place, I mean, I'm spending a lot of money here and this and it builds. And then all of a sudden it's like, are they fucking cut?

You know, I order and at this point, it's so because I order everything at once. They come and like, would you like water? And I'm like, all right, sparkling. These are the drinks we all want. These are the appetizers and this everything. All at once they come and like would you like water and I'm like all right sparkling these are the drinks We all want these the appetizers and this everything all at once. I love that it is a way As a way to do simple all I'm really easy. I'm put a line in your pad I'm like that's what I want then and fire all up at the same time fire all up Then I then well before you guys like and you know what take my card run it when we're all done I don't want to bill. I don't want anything.

I want fucking, I want to come in and come fucking out. I go to a fucking five star restaurant out in 42 minutes. Tell him, baby, I'm done. This is a fucking bank robbery. Here's my thing. We're in and out. I love that. Don't ever disturb it.

Well, fucking say thank you, you savage. What a what spoon. We got your spoon. There's no. He got me a work by me before I go downstairs. I got to figure out what to do with this spoon now But before it before we continue with this to wrap up your story. Yes buddy the question That's on everyone's mind at home. Yeah Did you see the guy again that weekend?

Well, that's a thing because you know I have I have I'm afraid What I'm afraid of confrontation. I'm like dude. I don't want to fight somebody I don't want to go down that room 52 going on 53 next a couple weeks. Okay my birthday. I'll keep my My ears open October 8th, right? Thanks buddy. Fucking dude. Wow nice. Thanks man. That's the day I started comedy maybe so started comedy, huh? Maybe. So. Ha.

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Can I tell you what I'm laughing at? Yeah, please. Blue Jail Kiss. Blu Jail Kiss. Blue Jail Kiss. Blue Jail Kiss. Fuck it, great. You know what I love about this?

That I could tell you. You're gonna get him this. He's gonna laugh like this later today by himself about Blue Joe. It was a good one. That's how I really got you. I really got you. So you're worried about running into him.

I haven't seen Joe laugh like this in a long time. I mean, dude, he really is. He's taking it. That's good stuff. Well, you might know this. Like, now you're going to go past that person. It's like, there's that thing that's going to be there. And something might happen.

So I was like, fuck it. What are you doing? Is that, did you get a blue jaylcason? Is that, was that an eye art? That's blue jaylcason. Thank you. Yeah. Wow, it's kind of disrespectful.

They don't look like age fully. Yeah, could you make it a little ozemic? He looks a lot like Lou J. Elkison. So I had to walk out. I I went downstairs and I was just like, fuck it. I told the guy, go listen, I don't want to be fired. It might might have been a misunderstanding, but you know,

look, I don't want to be talked to like that at a fucking hotel. Yeah, that I'm staying at. So I went downstairs and I walked out. I kept walking out. I didn't see him for the rest of the weekend. But I did have to go downstairs because in my hand, I'm like, fuck, it brought me back,

you know what it did, it brought me back to like, like fifth, sixth grade, when you get in a fight with the kid and all this, it's like now you gotta go out after school and they're gonna be there and it's like, you get all fucked up and you're like, oh, I gotta go face this shit and you build it up so much where it's like, fuck it, I'll go and you go out there up and you're like, I gotta go face the shit and you build it up so much

where it's like, fuck it, I'll go and you go out there and the guys that came, you know, you know, maybe Hey man, I'm sorry about that. And you're like, oh, fucking, okay, I'm sorry, you know, or I wind up going to fucking jail or whatever. It's not, it's like a loose. Or he lights you up.

He probably, look at it, it wouldn't have been an easy thing. Those are young, young black buck. Oh Black guy, he was not it. I was imagine a white guy the whole time. Yeah me too. I want to change my side This is like the end of a time to kill Imagine now imagine it was what and you walk it out now Imagine if he was black and you go Oh, oh, my god, dude. I would have never talked to one about bird. This is about to kill a mocking bird Yeah, he's black dude. Don't you bring that in here? And a rash

Stop touching it. It's getting worse and you're touching the microphone stop and ringworm Joe dude Fucking gross dude. First word. So yeah, he was he he wouldn't have been, he probably would have might have let me up. Might have. A young black guy. He was not a, he was not going to be a round one, first minute round one dude. You don't know that 10, 7 round young black guy. I mean, I don't like that you guys really think I have nothing. If it was a white guy, I mean, we're probably give you like, I was imagining a, a, a, a, a, a,

we like a white guy being like, excuse me, Sarah, I'm talking. Yeah, I like yo motherfucking nobody cares about your bird, bitch. Don't make, shut up with the bird. Shit. That was a damn crap ass motherfucking. Shut up, honky. We was doing that, that was not, that was not. Yeah, man, ain't no one give a fuck about a bird.

Unless it's some wings and they fried, I don't give a fuck. Jesus Christ. She. I'm gonna talk that. That's it. Some wings and they fried. I don't give a fuck. Jesus Christ. She. I'm going to talk to me about birds. She. Put them on a grill, motherfucker. Otherwise I don't care. He was actually very corny black, dude.

Corn roast. You said that? No, not corn roast. Fuck the bad ass, dude. He was like, excuse me, I'm talking. Yo, my cousin did this to my head. And he might have been faking that, you know what I mean? For the job.

He was giving you deaf jam, white guy voice. Yeah. Oh, is there a bird over there? Oh, man, this is for the fuckers. Anyways, man, the corn, yes, mother, there you go. Anyways, the pussy comes flowing down the street. Is there a bird over there?

This is for the fuckers. The same thing with my neighbor. But this else started to cut. Shit. Shit. But my brain, I don't know if it happens to you guys, but my brain's like, oh, fuck, this guy's gonna show up in the show.

Now I'm like looking for him when I'm walking around and I'm waiting for him. I'm waiting for this kid to be near, because I've been in those situations. I brought me back to what I used to have to worry about walking home from school. I was at my hotel and I had an incident with a fucking dude. I had a meeting, so I'm in the business center.

No, it's the business center. My shoes, that's reserved. My chick was dancing. She had to like, she had to be at the arena like way before. So I had a few hours to kill. And I go, I had to do a meeting for Skankfest, right? With a bunch of Skankfest people, like five people on a Zoom meeting.

So I was like, I'm gonna get a drink while I do this meeting. So I just I'm walking I'm walking through the lobby and I don't have my headphones in. I just have it on, but I have the volume pretty low, you know, um, and it's a pretty, it's a big, big, fucking big hotel. What was the drink? Falcon, Yak? Joe, it's not going to happen. You're not going to beat it. Joe, I'm going to tell you right now, we've reached peak with the Blue J. O'Kerson. You probably know. I go, this is like midday, like five o'clock at the hotel bar, right? And this isn't a casino. This is Vegas, but I was staying at a non-c casino property.

Sure. As if I can end up just finding a hotel. So I go to, and I write, I specifically, what are you laughing at? What are you laughing at? Blue J. O'K laughing at? Lou J. Okay. Okay. It's just haunting his brain. We laugh at it.

It's just Lou J. Oh, this is flying around in his head. This is very impressive. All right, so you got the hotel. The one hotel that doesn't have a casino in it. No, a lot of them don't. Like, I guess there's people that are addicted gambling. There's things like that.

This is a Hilton property. It's the Illara by Hilton. They don't have a casino. So, which I'm also annoyed with the hotel is in general because it's under construction and they should have told me that before I fucking signed in. So there's banging and shit.

What do I do anyway? I'm knowing. So, either way, I'm on the meeting. There's maybe four or five people around the hotel bar, right? Typical hotel bar. I go up and I turn the volume down because they're talking. I'm not even speaking at this point. I actually put it

on mute and I turn the volume down and I go to order a drink. It's a drunk guy sitting right next to me right here or sitting right there. I didn't know he's drunk. I'll tell you how. I go, let me get an old fashioned. So the guy goes, he looks at my phone. He sees that I'm on like a meeting and he goes, no, no, you're not an old fashioned. So the guy goes, he looks at my phone, he sees that I'm on like a meeting. And he goes, no, no, you're not taking that here. You're not taking that here. Take that over there, buddy. Take that over there.

I'm with him again. Well, you would have been with him fucking dealing with the Puerto Rican Rental State. Sir, you just stepped in it. He just, buddy, out of all the people to tell, move it on their side. I said this to him. I mean, the guy. I had a logical moment with him. I was like, you of all the people to tell, move it on their side. I said this to him. I mean, the guy.

I had a logical moment with him. I was like, you just picked the wrong guy. I mean, for the, I had a moment, I was like, wow dude, out of everybody. You literally picked just the wrong one. Out of everyone on this podcast, you picked the wrong one. I was just going to say this too. If Lewis isn't my bird situation, he would have fucking fought the guy. Yeah.

I wouldn't have put him on the bird. He's not scared of black people. You wouldn't have done the bird. Yeah. I wouldn't have pointed out the bird. He's not scared of black people. You wouldn't have done the bird. No, I wouldn't have. If you started dead bird, you'd be like, Doggie, you got a dead bird and you think. No, he would have asked it to start a podcast.

The guy, do you have any bird stories you could tell? No, there's a bird. Nobody's done that. Dead bird podcast on Fender. So the billbird podcast. There we go. That was a go. All right. Yeah. I know. I've never got to be blue day. Sabemos lo importante que es sentirse acompañado. Por eso en Caisha Bank ahora cuentas con un préstamo para hacer realidad tus ilusiones.

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Volotea. Tarifa sujetas a disponibilidad, consult't even have a rash on them. You. Rub it on it. Is that what the fuck is that? I'm here. All right, focus. So drunk guy. Yes, so he's like, I take that over there. So I was like, I was like, I mean, I don't remember the words I said, because I just see red in these moments.

And I'm he was native American. Yeah. And I was like, I was like, I was like, go fire water for when you are loud. I was just like, when you bring your tribe to the bar on your matching box, you are not allowed firewater. My favorite. I wish I could do an evil sound so then body. Hold on, I got it. I got it. I'm not done talking. One who used to eat. I am not done explaining the parking situation with your horse.

There's a bad. The bad. I never heard one who listen one. Listen one who used to be too for you are. to be too for you, Arca. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! So, did you, what, you told him you were like? I was like, I'm not that dude. Yeah, I was like, I was like, who the fuck are you talking to, my the fuck girl? I was like, yeah, and then he's like, he's like staring at me. I was like, I was like, yeah, you thought,

I said, I was like, you thought this was gonna go different, didn't you? He goes, I thought my marriage was gonna go different. Why do you think about this bar? And then the guy, the bartender was like, guys, I was like, no, I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm calm, I was like, I don my manager was gonna go different. Why do you think about this bar? And then the bartender was like, guys, I was like, no, I was like, I was like, I'm calm. I was like, I don't know what this fucking guy thought was gonna happen.

It was like, he was gonna fucking talk to me like that. I was like, you're not gonna do this. This wife comes over, she's like, Dave, what's going on? I was like, you see, Dave talked to the wrong mother fucker. That's her cool thing. I was like, damn it, I didn't say any cool shit. That's her cool thing. I thought Dave started popping up

after the wrong mother fucker. I went to the manager. I was like, can I see the manager? That's because you're the other guy in this. Yeah, that's it. He was the black guy. I'm the bird. He was the black guy.

The black guy. You see Dave pointed out a bird for no reason when I was talking. Because what happened in Bobby's situations, Bobby goes, damn, that's a bird. And he goes, listen man. Yeah, he goes, listen man, you pointed the wrong bird. I pointed the wrong bird. I didn't think that. He's telling the story like Lewis, I'm saying. Listen man, you're saying. You're saying, you're saying, you're pointing the wrong bird out, pointing the wrong bird. I think that's it.

He's telling the story like Lewis, telling the story. Right now on a podcast. You ain't got to do nothing, bitch. He's doing a parking lot podcast. Yeah. So what did Dave's wife say? She, like, you're going to go away.

And then she goes, you want to nail me in front of him? He's into that. Now he's kept on staring and I was like, what are you staring at? I was like, I've hurt your eyes. This was in my new world. I love to hurt your eyes. Like, you know, no, I of them, he's into that. Now he's kept on staring and I was like, what are you staring at? I was like, avert your eyes, this was in my new world. I love to think about your eyes, like you're gonna ask. That's my new line is avert your eyes. I love telling people to avert their eyes. Can we just look up avert real quick

because this is possible he's using it wrong. He's also, is anyone else feeling itchy since they started looking at his arms? No, no. What the fuck? This side of the table is clean. No dude, I think I'm gonna see you. They get it in the face. It looks a little fainter.

What is it? Avert, turn away. One's eyes or thoughts. Okay. He's right again. Damn dude, you're a fire today. You're really cool. And with the Blue J. Okerson.

Wow. Dude, it was Jay Gomez and Z.P. Are you taking classes? We have a tutor. Any kind of, you just see him a little bit. Guy comes over for pun training. So then I roll with this guy that I've got 30 minutes Any kind of you just seem a little bit guy comes over for punt training So then I roll with this guy that I'm 30 minutes on punt training is James dad. It's time for your classes. How did

Don't get mad at me. That's saying you said smart did I gotta find also James and Max at this point do they are they're, what's wrong? They're going through puberty. Both of them, I, James, James, I'm already going through. James goes, can I call Max? And I was like, sure. And then he takes the phone from me. And then he goes in the room, he's like, this is a private conversation. Max, like, mom, it's private. And I put my ear to the door. And I just hear James go and like, I got pubes.

Yeah, wow. And then Max had found out he had pubes like two weeks before. So they're all, they're just fucking, this is their pub comparison. They're pubes. They're their their pubes Max like three weeks ago is like using the shower goes dad. I was like, what? He goes, I got pubes. I was like, yeah, all right. He goes seriously. Come here. And I was like, I walked in. I was like, holy shit. Guys got pubes. I mean, they're straight. They're like 10. Well, they're men. What's like each fuzz? It's not like you got you went to puberty of fucking year and a half You're the puberty right now. You're getting on put here that's for that red

I was gonna try to play it straight but I'm gonna MV Hey, this day, have you sit down Joe. I got this Lewis wasn't the late one damn That's interesting. That's interesting because I had sex a long time ago. I'm the only one here with STDs. True. True, that's true.

Yeah, you're the only one with battle scars. You know, the only one that still has them. Yeah, that's right. So you just made Dave sit there and wallow. Yeah, it's how to make him sit there and fucking take it. Oh, he apologize at all or anything? No. No, he didn't see it. Did you turn it all your months on your day?

The girl wasn't there. That wasn't the incident. That's not the incident. That was the same day. What was the incident? No, that was the day before. Wait, there was two instances that weren't the incident. That wasn't, I don't like that I'm Dave.

You're Dave. I don't want to be Dave. Well, you're pointing out birds to cool black dudes. But you're also kind of Karen. I don't know if that's better. Fuck you. If you're hard and Dave. Remember when you ratted on him?

I did. Do you remember when you snitched? And fucking day. He was like, you ain't got to do nothing. Dave didn't even do that. You're like, I'm gonna do something. So what an extra little year. The actual incident was with the Uber driver.

Oh, well, that's dude. Come on. That's Uber driver shows up. It said five minutes. Lewis and Uber drivers, Crips and Bloods dude. Come on. That's who the driver shows up. He said five minutes. Lewis and Uber drivers, Crips and Bloods dude. It says five minutes. Me and my girl are going to work out. This is five minutes, 15 minutes later. Now it says three minutes. So I call the Uber driver and I'm like, I was like, Hey, where are you? It's a woman. It's a black woman. And she's like, I got a customer in the car. So I can't talk right now. And I was like, well, it doesn't say you're like getting in closer. Said five minutes. Been like 15 minutes. And she was like, I'm

sitting in traffic. Click. Ooh, then I go, you fucking bitch. Go girl. My girls right there. That's what you said. Not to where I was already. My girls watching, she could tell I'm getting annoyed and it gives my girl anxiety when I'm going to get the anxiety. Yeah, she hung up. She goes, he ain't going to shit. Everybody in this room is shaking right now because your coffee wasn't right. Um, so then I'm like, She goes he ain't going to shit everybody in this room is shaking right now because your coffee wasn't right

So then I'm like that's the right so then I'm annoyed. I'm annoyed plus he's being funny So then I the car pulls in right and as soon as I see the car pulling I get a notification Boop your over driver has canceled But you saw her car. I saw her car pull in she she canceled my ride. I saw you. I don't know if she saw a machine. She was like, fuck this guy. She was like, I don't want to say it. I think it's right. Well, she doesn't know how it's made. Cause it says Lewis.

That's where you are. So there's a hundred people at a hotel. There's a photo. It's a cartoon photo. Does it look like you? She has I know animation. That's where you are. And your name is Lewis Gomez. It's Lewis. She was I know animation. That's him. That's where you are and your name is Lewis Gomez. It's Lewis.

Dickheads. Dickheads. Don't tell me she saw me. She didn't see me. She pulls in a parking lot. There's 40 people where I'm standing. She doesn't see me specifically. So she can't.

She sees you when you jump on the hood of the car. Yes, she sees me. Like in the movie. That's the the the the the the scene. Dude. Yeah. When I when I turned into the T 1000. That's like. I just out of the movie. The deleted scene, dude. Yeah. When I when I turned into the T 1000. I was like, I just out of the car. Have you seen this point of vision? So what did she when she canceled

it? You go, Melissa, I beeline toward the car. You chased her? I saw what she's she is getting letting the person out of her car. She goes, all right, baby. Ain't nothing bad going to happen. I'll see you later. Who's this mother-boy? So then I was like, I was like, I was like, why would you cancel my ride? I've been waiting for you for 15 minutes. And she goes, like, step away from my car.

Step away from my car. Don't come, I'm not comfortable. Don't come near me. God, I love this black one. Oh, dude. So then I was like, I was like, I was like, how about this, fuck you, you fat, fucking cunt.

Now, my girl, Wow, my girl, my girl. She was right next to me. She I thought I was leaving my girl in the dust. I was like, babe, I'll be right back. And she's like, you're going to chase that car down obviously. And then my girl got very mad at me. She was like, she's like, you gotta stop. She's like, what are you doing? Like, you can't like have these things happen all the time. Damn, dude. You gotta be careful because she could have had a gun or a crowbar. Why would she ever go, because she's black?

I hate it. Crowbar. I hate it. Yes. I don't like it. That's became the mission of this fucking. Yes. I actually like the crowbar.

Got to this camera. I like it. You get it. I heard pun pod catch. I love it, dude. How's it going? I'm like, oh, can I get a water? What the fuck? Yeah, you got a tea.

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instantly credited to your Mybookie account. You could bet on anything, anytime, anywhere, only with my bookie. All right, where were we? Back to the show. Can we get the, so what did the lady say? Did you stop? So yeah, then I was like, yeah, fuck you, fuck, and fat, cunt. What'd she say to that? Oh, that's nice. That's nice. That's why you in the heat would out of rod, motherfucker. You're right. Please love your car get your sweet AC. Did you give you a bad thing? Can she give you a...

Did you get any cancer in my ride? Dude, I love that your girl is really becoming your man and the yellow hat and your curious George. Where she's like, George, we don't do that. We don't fucking know what I'm doing. No, but I know what I've connected with this idea that that doesn't actually make me feel good. What makes you feel good?

Being crazy doesn't make me feel good. What are all for ducks back? Just letting it go? That makes me feel good. That makes you feel good? Being crazy doesn't make me feel good. What are off a ducts back? Just letting it go. That makes me feel good. That was dude. It wasn't a pun. I'm gonna go kill a bird if you guys keep doing this. I'm gonna go find a bird.

I mean, what are off a ducts back is literally a pun. It's a, it's a, it's a saying. It's a saying. It's a little aque. I don't know what a pun is. Yeah, we know the words. And play on words of P you and that, no, that would be, that's an acronym. That, we know. On words and play on words of P you and that that would be an acronym.

How play on words like a man entered a pun contest. He entered 10 puns to win. You're going to shit, but no pun intended. I want to stop comedy. I don't want to do comedy in here. I want to go get an office job and live. I think I'm getting old because I'm really enjoying this. It's pretty good. I like a pun. I'm upset.

So you're saying that you're gonna you're gonna you're done. You're gonna. I'm four days with that incident. I'm trying to not be fucking crazy. Well, if a warrant for Venetian blinds would be curtains for us all. He cracked. I'm not getting the bomb, Dana. No, you get the bomb, Dan. No, you get a bomb, Dan. He, him cracking after four seconds, because you're laughing and it's so bad and him eventually cracking this.

I know it. I know that it's getting a little bit better. No, it's not getting better, dude. It's worse because it's getting on us. You fucking gross weirdo. You lepper. You, you know, you don't have a flip-out in public like that. You never have-

I flip out private real bad. So you go back at you, punch a pillow and you go back to your old darren? A pillow. Fucking pinch a pillow. Pillow. Yeah, you bite a pillow when you get fucking the ass if I am man.

Queer. Ah. Oh. I'm taking my umbrella and I'm leaving. I remember how that was like just a thing. I sort of watched in Family guy with my son just because it's an age where it's like great. Right show.

Does he have much? Yeah, I'm like, any man, many punchlines and family guy are your gay. That's it. Best. I did just fucking a dude. That's a whole punch line. Was that your last incident?

Four days ago. Yeah. Was that was the dude at the hotel? No, no, it was the Uber driver. Uber driver. In Vegas. Vegas. So the guy in the hotel was before the Uber driver.

Same hotel. Same hotel. It's a different day. Has Spas now ever brought you joy? You know what it was one time when I was 22 years old. I spasged out at sprint. The cell phone store. Yeah, I'm aware.

I didn't think it was the running style. The word. That's a good one. Yeah. You're supposed to be jogging. No, I'm running style. Who the fuck is a good one? Yeah, I'm floating.

What happened at sprint? I'm tired of over cold. You got a sickle in your disease. What the fuck are you doing? Yeah, well, I don't miss the show, baby. I'm here. But we're all going to miss the show next time. I'm here. But we're all gonna miss the show next time What happened at spring fucking monkey box over here real dude?

We got the bird flu Just for the It was such a genuine Usually you suck, but today you're the turkey of this puddle. I'm gonna need you to leave. I got it. You were tiring all of us, dude. Oh, that made me very nervous. Why? You went to sprint. I just yelled at them and they gave me what I wanted. And then I remember, I remember just thinking like the same way like a monkey would like realize that I got to put together. I pushed the button in a tree. Lewis is like, I could use this in sexual situations. I want a blowjob now.

He's doing that. He's doing it on a green chalkboard. He goes, if I yell, I get stuff. If I yell more, I get more stuff. Well, I think there was a sweet spot of yelling and being a dick and customer service to get what you want. Yeah. You can't swear.

You can't swear. You can't swear. It's over. It's over. I've learned that the hardware. I also now that I'm like banned from, I mean, uh, uh, uh, equinox, equinox, equinox, um, quality comedy club. The air, a rooms, the MTA, uh, sag after, uh, shut up. Uh, I'm banned officially from

Enterprise When I can we please go through the list. I love it enterprise equinox omnihotel chains the chain the whole chain Yeah, what did you do in an omnipotent? It's a good chain. I just I just told the story on another podcast I don't want to just repeat the same story. Okay. Fuck me. I'll go listen to all the other podcast. Yeah, let's go listen to the. What did I do? Texas a link.

What did I put in your stories? Oh, yeah, I called down a complaint about the internet and outworking and I gave an attitude to the fucking front desk manager. Oh, you told me the story off air. Yeah, yeah, any fucking. He was like a fucking pussy and they kept them putting me on hold. And then I was eventually, I was like, I just got to fed up with it. I was like, dude, I was like, I can't, he's like, you pussy. And they kept them putting me on hold. And then I was eventually, I was like,

I just got to fed up, but I was like, dude, I was like, I can't, he's like, you can't talk to my staff like this. I was like, really, you guys can't hear big boy words. I was like, what do we, children? I was like, thank you, good day, Sarah, they hung up the phone. And then five minutes later, I'm gonna knock on the door.

And it's a hotel manager. He's like, so you gotta leave. And I was like, I'm not leaving. I was like, you can get the fucking cops. So you think I'm leaving? You'll have to drag me out of here. Slam the door in his face. Five minutes later.

Awesome. Austin, please. Oh, wow. And the police game they they took me out. And I mean, just look up the Omni hotel reviews. Oh, yeah, do you? Is that the Omni that we stand? The downtown Austin, the one the one for Moon Tower that now they put you into a loft or the Stephen F Austin. Oh, that's the nice one right now, the club right now. Yeah. Yeah, if you look up the reviews on the omnile, see, how is this any different than what the fuck I did,

by the way? Well, you interrupted a man at work. You interrupted a guy. Yeah, they're taking these away. This is TripAdvisor. Go look, look for, look for maybe Yelp or something. Yeah, let's do this. Yeah, this sounds fun. I Yeah, this sounds like a fun.

Just spend some time finding a review. Is that Lewis wrote? I absolutely. Is that the whole of the fans have been writing? Oh, really? You guys have been bombing them, huh? No. Oh, see, they get them removed now.

You piece of shit. Well, you can go, you can search by worst review and that should pop up. Let's see. Oh, there it is. There were better options. The rooms are filthy. There were semen stains. That's from his room. Yeah, so Mario's not even the manager's see. Oh, there it is. There were a bit of options rooms are filthy. There was seamen stains. That's from his room. Yeah, man

So Mario's not even the manager's name. I just made up the name for the story because I figured he need a name So everything that names Mario is people that I sent But they got there's not even a Mario that works here. That's funny. Yeah Do not oh wow she want your personal stuff stolen from your room. Well, that actually that's a real review Oh, wow, she went to personal stuff stolen from your room. Well, that's actually that's a real review. Terrible stay. The whole staff is off checking didn't go well. Room wasn't ready.

No internet. Say, that should awful internet quality. These are all my people because I was complaining about the internet. Nice. Mario was awful. Yep. There we go.

Jim facilities were subpar. Damn. Man, it was uncomfortable. He's right though. There's a point when you get angry and it works. I had, there was a guy behind me in traffic and the light turned green. It was a car in front of me.

He's behind me. Sue is a turn green. Beep. And I was like, fucking, what do you want me to go through? Yeah. I'm talking to myself. Sure.

Three times. So then you do the thing where you really slowly go. That's what I do. Well, the third time I just, I fucking, I just started screaming at him because he came up on the right. And I was just, what the fuck the, what do you want me to do? The fucking car you fucking moron? And I go, stop beeping it.

And he, he just, he was like, I'm having a bad day, man. I'm rush, I go, and I was like, we have it. It doesn't fucking help anybody. Now I have a bad day. My wife's gonna have it. Everybody's gonna have a fucking bad day because. I'm rush I go and I was like, well yeah, but it doesn't fucking help anybody. Now I have a bad day. My wife's gonna have it. Everybody's gonna have a fucking bad day because you're in a fucking rush. You're gonna get there when you get there.

That's it. You're not gonna get there any quicker by doing what the fuck you're doing. He's like, you're right. I reached out to my father. No, he apologized and it worked. Really? And it was the way you treat your wife as his fault?

Yeah. Yeah, basically. So he really, when you did that, he was like, I'm sorry. There's something about that that you like. It's almost like a superhero power. Once in a while, where you change lives. It happened to me on the phone with you a couple of weeks ago, which is ironic, because we were talking about letting it go and accepting and being gay.

And then a guy on the bike, I went to walk. I had the light in Queens, and a guy on his bike almost hit me. Just went through the red light. I went, it's a fucking red light in Queens, and a guy on his bike almost hit me, just went through the red light. I went, it's a fucking red light, fuck head. And then he actually went, my bad, that's on me, like that. It just hit me like quite a bit of dopamine. Yeah, yeah.

It was like, there's something about it. Ooh, you lay down on the ground. Ooh, oh, fuck, it feels so good. By the way, I was very fortunate that it was like a white hipster guy. Yeah. Because it was just, I didn't identify the guy. I just reacted, and it could have been a guy

that just came over and beat the shit out of me. He just parses by and fucks your shit out. It was a gamble. He's like, you little kickstand and then just beat your ass. The internet was subparit. Parrot? We got it. I got it.

Yeah, so there is something about anger. I don't think you should. When it worked, when it worked. It's not just the fucking about anger. I don't think you should have thought it was. When it worked, when it worked, the fault you embarked in it. I just know that he never takes it. He always gonna fuck you. He always got peace. He litigates. He litigates all the time.

I take it. I took it. He takes it. I took it off the person put it on. By the way, am I not taking it? I'm taking it. You're just saying, if you're purposely doing a bad joke, I don't think you should. We have to listen to you. You're being fussy. You're a fussy, dude. Yeah, you're fussy. You're a fussy boy.

Oh, that's taking, bro. You don't even take my rash. You're going to listen to you. Why? I think I'm going to a doctor after this. So you know, like your son, son though is one of the most gentle, because he's seen human beings ever. Like he has never seen James have any anger issues. No. And he's seen you flip out. He doesn't seem to flip out that much.

I hide it from him for the most part. I feel like I mean, I've one time I was with you. Lou J. Eauker since when he even saw me flip out that time, it wasn't like I was like knocking shit down, fucking trying to fight people. I was like, no, I was making it a point to be loud and fucking let the person know that I was fucking pissed off.

Blue Jay told me a story that you guys were at a basketball game, the next game you took James Newtooka's a Bella, and he said you were getting into it with the security guy and James really was like, dad, stop. And you're like, yeah, that's Lewis's kids probably watched it and been like that. My kid was like, when that he flipped out at the thing, my kid was like, Lewis is, man, he's awesome.

I love that. That's what it's like. That's what it's like. Yeah, Max is like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, but you shouldn't handle things that way. Because yeah, but that, he told that guy what the way it was, and he handled it. And I was like, I felt like just a little... Yeah, you go, he's not your dad, I'm your dad. Well, he's like, I'm gonna do that.

Next time I see a bird in a grill, I'm gonna step it up. Okay, dude. By the way, do you play Max the Vitt? I mean, what do you say, kids, James, by video? I made a video for him. He doesn't show up. I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry. What was it? So horrible, so hurtful. After he won the gym. Bad friend. You get to 200 minutes. I made a video, I was He doesn't show up. I'm so fucking so. What was it? So horrible. So hurtful. After he won the gym, you get to 200 minutes. I made a video. I was like, hey James fucking. We actually, we up-brow to you. We talked on the phone video chat with James, right? When it happened. I sent it to him. He doesn't even,

he just ignores it. What'd you say? And then I know all of a sudden you'll be like, oh you fucking, you're an asshole, you don't fucking call me. I make a video for you. When did I ever say that? When did I ever say that? I never said that. I never never said that never said those words. I've never heard say that either Whatever whatever good friend. He used to cues them. He's killing it today. He's trying not to be angry He's four days in gonna be a fun. I'm some slack. Well show your son the video. I may that's a

Who's hanging off? Hey Max stop this Well that one I sent directly to him, but. I said Max too, instead of James, I fucked up. It's all right. Yeah, no. Better name is what. Yeah, no James, he's a fucking, yeah, he's just very even killed.

He's a better person than I am, you know, for sure. Without a doubt, thank God. Do you think his mom has had talks with him where she's like, your dad blows up? Yeah, for sure. And then he's like, I won't be like that. No, but I also, I promise him recently that I would, because I've been having a lot of anxiety

lately, just with everything that's going on. Sure. I'm like, a fucking million thing is going on. So I, I, I, I'd just been sort of like, just quicker to fucking like, just be irritable. Yeah. So I, I recently said to him, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

James, I've been a dick lately. I was like, just, I was like, I won't be. And I'm just, you know, I think sometimes you have to verbalize it to make a commitment to not doing it. And that's the same thing I do with my check. I was like, look, I won't be. I was like, I can't be. And I'm just, you know, I think sometimes you have to verbalize it to make a commitment to not doing it. And that's the same thing I did with my check. I was like, look, I won't be. I was like, I can control, I know I can control it, right? You know, and then I also,

I feel like I've been so shitty to people unjustified that I can just not, I can, now I can justify not being shitty to strangers, even when it is justified. What about close friends? Yeah, what about us? I'm actually a really good friend to all of you. You are.

But you know, I mean, I sent a video to your son. It was really not like, took time. You don't even show it to you. Joe, it's a little hurtful. Like you. My kid doesn't like you either. That's not that my. Our kid.

I fucking walked in. So they're in their. No, they're in James's room the other day. Max comes over. They're in the James's room. I hear them playing truth or dare. Oh boy. They're going truth or go truth. We'll be on that. They're in the James's room and I hear them playing Truth or Dare. Oh boy. They're going Truth or go Truth or go.

We'll be on that. Little Bianca who is eight, who they're, you know, Max is trying to fucking rape. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, first. Dougie they're like the point truth of the day. It's like do you want to hear Max go James I dare you to kiss Bianca. This is what I kick open the door. This banish I kick open the door and I was like with tongue. And that's gonna walk. He's on fire. No I kick over there. I'm like what do you guys do? I was like playing truth today. I was like nobody's kissing nobody. I was like you guys are a fucking playing those games. And I understand they're at an age now where they're like starting to lie.

Coming. Yeah, but it's coming. Now with my niece. A lot of listening to them. I'd rather you niece than James. Yeah. You're like big brother. Yeah, what's up, dude? Tapping their phone.

You got to at this point. You got to you got to you're fucking dark. Be the door open. They do things are about to happen. You have fucking no idea. They have to do their hit. You're according to Max. He's had 40 girlfriends and he lays them up to me.

He came up to me last week and he was like, Dad, I need your advice. And he brought, he goes, come in the room. I don't want mom to listen. Damn. And I was like, all right, what's up? And he goes, I want to ask this girl. What type of bird is this? You're telling me, right?

Dad, just, just bird. Just bird. He showed me his deck and I was like, just, just bird, just bird. He showed me his dick and I was like, that's a peacock. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was good.

You're not usually clever. I mean, huge, he gets a cons for no reason. I hope it is, I hope it is AIDS. We have it a nice time. I hope it's AIDS. I hope you don't. You know what, you have a rash on your soul, dude. Um scratch that.

Uh, he he was like, I want to ask this girl out tomorrow. And I was like, listen, maybe you shouldn't. Maybe he's 11. He's 10. I mean, maybe you should wait, you know, and he's like, no, I got I need, I need to ask her. I was like, listen, I'll just say, hey, do you want to go to the movie sometimes? You don't go to the movies. You want to maybe come over the house soon. You can play on the trampoline.

You know, something like, you know, that he might, his mom could talk to his, her mom. And she fucking gave him a hot one. He came back and I was it. He goes, she said not till high school. Oh, good for her. And I mean, it is good parenting in her arteries. Yeah, Bobby, you should be doing that. I suppose a lot of you learned good parents from the neighbors.

That is also a fucking burn though. She goes, I don't know, reach out in college. That's like six years from now. That's like a bank robbery. Yeah, she's like, give me 15 years. I don't know. Get some success. Maybe have your body change.

What? I don't know. How would you say something about my kid's body? I'm not, cause I'm her, I'm in care. That's weird. No, I'm in care. Oh, and you know, you should take that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, don't question it. Your butt. Why are you so angry today? I don't got a rash. He doesn't show the video. He's irrational. I liked it. I liked it.

I reached for it, but I liked it. I liked it. He's irrational as fuck. That was good. That was good. God damn it. I'm I'm fucking I'm itch you to dude. What the fuck is it? I don't know. It's got something in the air to you. You Stop showing it technically Joes in the air Why don't you show them the video? I think that'd be nice. I see I have it. I have it was No, let's walk. Well don't play it. No, no private why you want to hit on them a little bit dude What I get on a play anyways? I bet it deleted it you make sure your dad's out of the room. I don't play that

That's embarrassing. Why is it embarrassing? I made a sweet video. I'm kidding. That's awesome let people know that you're sweet Hey, what's up James? It's me Joe. He deleted you ever see one of these Hey, I want to do some shirtless hug. He's not even looking for he's looking for more bird names. There it is. Yeah, put it up to the mic It's your That's right. You also might know me that way. I called myself the greatest comedian in the tournament saw the news gold metal Unbelievable watch the video. Super cool. I'm proud of you, buddy. Enjoy it. Could you have any less excitement in your tone? It's time I see you reading it like you're fucking Ashen culture.

Yeah. I'm not reading this. You know, you know, we care about victims. We love, I'm so proud of you. And I am like, oh, you're fucking reading over teleprompter dickhead. Come on, dude. Well, let me see Dan and Bobby's video. All right.

He called him and did a FaceTime with him right to his face. I did not send the video. That's like writing a letter. Yeah, good job. I called actually wrote him a letter. He did. It's a calligraphy course. Yeah.

He did it by hand. I did. I just think I didn't get told people were proud of me for a long time. And so I thought I would do that. I thought it would reach out. And I don't push your pain on another kid. Yeah, stop trying to live through James's life. I'm just trying to be a champion. Let him walk for a rock. He's a champion. He fucking felt great. It's so funny. Like because Max is like more of a dude Lee, like more of a dude leap. Like James is like a really sweet kid. Max is like, let's go fucking kill bugs and shit. Like Max is a little boy. like red bunches. And he's like a tougher kid. Like he's just a tougher like more like

durable kid until they do Jiu Jitsu. And then James fuck shit up. Here's all come. I just say that when James is calm in a way that I he showed me videos of James doing Jiu Jitsu and James is just calm and then I was I went down the sun. Max has been doing Jiu Jitsu with Gracie. He go grace you for a year He should maybe old Gracie should turn in his black belt. Well, at least take Max's away Hey, they were downstairs and granted listen It's another ballgame dude. It was fucking weird because they went on the mat and James calmly gently Almost like an instructor destroyed.

Max destroyed my son. He's like me. Very similar. Very sweet. I'm not really. But this is the worst part. I hang on. Pause that for one second.

Pause it for one second. But he, this is the worst part. I'm down there. And I'm like, I'm in my head going. Come on, Max. To some point, I look up. James looks up at his dad and he goes. And you see Lewis go.

No way. Lewis did the same thing the way it went. Yeah. Lewis did. He did it. I don't want to do this to my friend, dad. He did Copa Kydred. Finish.

Sweep the knee, motherfucker. I want him. No, I'll tell you, Max will out alpha, James regularly, just the personality types, like Max is like a fucking. Yeah. So once in a while, just in terms of how men work, Max should know that James can actually kill him with his bare hands at any given moment. What's crazy is this is setting up perfectly Max to be like the mafia boss and then his head

muscle is James, just quiet and calm. Yeah. Just behind him. Well, there's like the mega powers explode. Yeah, I mean, James is handled. James pulls him at the guard because he's nice. Good. But Max doesn't know that's a bad place to be. It's a bad place. You don't want to be in James's guard. No, it's not. All do. Rolls him and Max is a heavy. Yeah, Max Max at wisdom. Yeah. Max putting his pressure on him. Yeah, he's trying to see Max is going to. Oh, I don't let him get on top. I'm actually likes it now. That was it. He just gave that up. Now he's like, okay, just hang

on. Let's talk for a second. Can the camera see this? Yeah, maybe. We were describing it. Did you did he bring it up to you after? Was like James is so good at Jiu Jitsu or is he just like roll with a punch? No, he just let him in James. He does Max now doesn't think a Jiu Jitsu like that. I'm hoping this year. He starts getting a little more when he gets a little more mature. He's got James is very mature.

Yeah, he's a mature Max is a little less mature than him. He's a little more mature. He's not. James is very mature. Like he's a mature kid. Oh, it's better than mature. Max is a little less mature than him. He's a little silly, like fuck around. I'm hoping that this year Max hits a maturity and starts focusing a little more on Gigi too. I'm gonna leave him in until he's 18. I'm paying for it until he, I'll pay for it forever. But James is a little more mature with that.

I hope he gets that. And he also once he, so James started getting more competitive. Once I put him in that tournament, then it became a different thing. And it also like he's way more, like he just had like a killer instinct. Once he once I got him in a tournament,

he was looking at another fucking dude, I'll show you the video later, like there's a moment in it where like he won the first match and James you can tell, he just didn't think he was gonna win his first match. He was like in his head like, you know, he's nervous, he's a new thing. And after one of that first match, he was like, well, and I said he was kind of nervous think he was gonna win his first match. He was like in his head, like, you know, he's nervous, the new thing. And after one of that first match,

he was like, he was like, whoa, and I said, he was kind of nervous, and he was like, I'm really nervous about the finals. And I was like, we went over just like, oh, we went over to the look. I was like, jeez, I was like, it was just some of that Diego, when I thought that MMA fight, he was like, dude,

he was like, he was like, the beginning of the fight in between every round, I was like, look through that motherfucker across the cage from you and let him know that you're fucking not tired, that you're fucking mad, that you're ready to fuck him up. Let him see it in your fucking eyes. And it's just suck with me. That was one thing, and you see when I fought Ryan O'Neal,

I was like really like, I was looking at that motherfucker, like I wanted to beat his ass the whole time. And I said that to James, I was like, James, I was like, I was like, make a mean face, look mean at these kids. I was like, make them intimidated. And he was kind of nervous. And I was like, James, I was like,

look at the kid that you're in the finals with. I was like, he's more nervous than you are. kids. I was like, make them intimidated. And he was kind of nervous. And I was like, James, I was like, look at the kid that you're in the finals with. I was like, he's more nervous than you are. And the kid was like, just kind of like very nervous energy, like Twittling a snot. And you saw James go, oh shit. And when you see the energy when they come out, it's like amazing.

James is like looking through him. And the kid like backed up right away. And James just fucking shot the double, shot the double, shot the double. Yeah, that video of James, because I was watching it. And I was like, oh shit, the guy was on top, and he's a big kid.

And then James just swept him off on top, and then tapped him out. I was like, what? It was almost weird. Cause I ain't thrown James since he was a, I held James as a little baby. I'm trying to find this picture I have of Joe Liston James that repeats the shop where James is so tiny.

I don't know. It's a little bigger than Joe. It's crazy how bigger than Joe. It's crazy how similar James and I just fucking higher the tiger. He gets super dangerous. Kill top of our game. I hope I hope my sweet starts taking digits a little more serious to you though, because he goes. He has fun. Yeah. But he he I could see him wander enough. Like when they teach him like he goes away, he's got a little ADHD or something because he, yeah.

And then he loves fighting, but there's other kids in the class that focus a little more. He needs to, I need that. You need to have a talk with him. It's, it's very, it's very mental. You have to like, you have to really, you have to be a little bit into the, I think you need to have a talk with him because Max learned, he'll learn from me, but he's like me too. He also, if my parents were trying, or my mother or somebody was trying to, I was like, what, somebody else came in.

Oh, every time that's, I would, that's not, that's not even just Max. That's any kid. Like, even James, like, you know, I remember just teaching him about a swim. Yeah. And just he was just like, not into it, right? And then we took the swimming class. So when he's like three, and I just watch all these little kids just line up on the wall Just like very naturally the teacher was like it was the teacher was talking and it was just

Whatever it is. I think we are built as human beings to sort of respect the hierarchy and respect sort of like It's just a natural thing the person's put in charge. They have a clipboard and they go into it with your parents You know sort of where you can fuck around and And, you know, max, max is like, Well, me, he's always like, Dad, I know, I know. I know, I know. Dude, you know fucking no. It gets annoying. It's like, dude, you don't know.

So it's like, like when somebody like you, when he goes over there, like when he comes back from the Lewis's house, he, like, I'm at one time, it was kind of nerve wracking. He came back from his spend at a night. He came and he put his, he goes, dad, let's go. Time to work out, he put his key on, and he put the mats down, and he started sprawling.

And he's like, and I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, he's just sprawling. Do you want the jiu-jitsu sprawl? And he goes, you, Matt, let's go. And I was like, oh, fuck me. You see, who is? You choke slamming me? Right, right.

Right. Oh. Yeah. That ain't the go real on me. Well, he's getting to the age where he's not as easy. Dude, a couple of years ago, fine. Now he's getting to the age. He's a strong kid.

Yeah. That was gonna bring up my question right now. Both your boys are hitting puberty. Five years until there's like a real problem that makes both of you sweat. Like James, what age is it where max, max of 14? Well, I think because we don't hit our kids, we don't have, there's no physical thing where like,

I beat you up. It's a psychological thing and there's a lot of love. So I don't think we ought to have that problem because they're gonna be dikes. They're 10 years old. They're gonna be dikes. He fucked with me. He was talking shit to Dawn about me. We go to a little argument or something. He did something wrong and he was like he does that and does that and I

can't even lose the way it was a surgery. He's taking on that credit for it. Also who brings up a bird to a guy working down the way. I bet if the guy was white, he wouldn't fuck it. I got into the man's here with a hashtag. So it is funny. You're in the other room. You like you got what? No. So. It is funny. You're in the other room. You like, you got one. I walk by and I go max. You, you, you're telling, you're telling lies right now. And I don't appreciate it.

And he got up and he comes down. He's back doing the face. Come on. Meet the shears. He bent down. You talk. He's like, you're interrupting me. He goes like this.

He goes, he goes, look at this. You're good to do anything. He goes, look at this. Yeah. He punches me in the face. Really? Then I subbirds. Wow.

Hey, that's good. All right. That was good. Yeah, no, he came out. He was like, he was like, Dad, I shouldn't do that. You're my father. I love you.

And I shouldn't talk about you like that. I shouldn't have, I shouldn't have did that. I apologize. Is that me? You don't understand that. Where'd a god he did that? And it was shocking. Cause he knows. I'm your father.

I love you. There's no, you don't have to do that shit to me. You know, we're a family. There's, there's a, you know what I mean? That's your mother. We're a family. This is where it starts. This is where it ends.

Yeah. So I don't think we're gonna have a problem with that. Because just look, I got hit. I got fucked up. Sure. So that's, that's because just look, I got hit. I got fucked up. Sure. So that's, that's why the anger, I've never, I've never been fit for a guy. And I'm not selling a problem.

Like, obviously, we're never going to a problem with our son's fist fighting us. I don't think that will ever happen. Buddy, I think what Dan's saying is, what is the age that you think it becomes like, it's no longer our choice to not get beat up by our children. That's exactly what I mean. Next year. No, no, next year. I'm not going to be, I couldn't beat up by our children. That's exactly what I mean next year. No, no next year I'm not gonna you I couldn't beat up a black valet kid fucking Phoenix if James if James continue with jujitsu the way he's doing it

16s a prop 15 16 is gonna end up being a pro he's gonna have because what he's gonna have is gonna start getting real strength Well, yeah, I mean look the technique like I mean look it. It's just there's I have man strength now Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's our the arm, and I could curl him and go, I'm kissing him and keep on doing fucking on curls. Well, Max is strong. He's gonna be a sick something. He's a big kid. Like I talked to the doctor,

and he's gonna be tall. He's gonna be a, he's got the weather to be. My cousin's, he's got, well, he even has legs and arms. Yeah, when they, when you have a big kid, my cousin's son is like six, seven now and he's 14 and he's like giant and he just went from being a little boy and you see him the next time you

go Oliver, you're fucking huge. He's like, I know. He's like this giant kid. It hurts to live my back. I stretch marks. I'm constantly growing. I have to throw all my sneakers every week. He's a monster on the football field and you watch him and then he's like still got little boybrain. So you're like, do like football is like, that's fine. And then they just show they show me videos of him just drilling kids in the ground and you're like bigger. Yeah. Yeah. And we hang out now. That's weird too. Like Matt me and Max, he's like, yeah, let's go take a ride. And I'm like, what's the

thing? That's sick. It's great. It's great. Let's smoke a joint. Let's look at the pussy. What are we doing? Are you going to let your kids smoke weed? Once he's 18, he can do whatever he wants. 18 is the is the age. Yeah. Let's say 18, he's an adult. He can do whatever. Fuck it. One. How are you going to put your, are you going to put your child in combat sports? Absolutely. Boxing first. What are you going to do? No, I would say he's an adult. He could do whatever I want. I said, how are you gonna put your, are you gonna put your child in combat sports? Absolutely. Boxing first, what are you gonna do? No, I'll take him to Diego, MMA, dog.

Train my son to the same rash. If I could have, I think getting better. It's not, it's spread to bobby enough. It's not, it's not my ankle. I could feel it on my ankle. No, I wish I had done that when I was a kid. Yeah, me too. The ability to be like, okay,

some kids bust in your balls and be like, all right. It's like that would have been my whole existence. When I was a kid, the karate was a tieke one dough. No, that's not what it was. Jitsu was not even a fight was even around. So in the beginning, you get your kid into karate, your type one dough. Yeah, very beginning four years old, three years old. They learn how to fucking. They learn how to do stag excuse me. Yeah. They, it's a, here's a thing that when they're that age, they can't really do jujitsu, right? Even when I even watch like the six and seven year old kids do jujitsu, they don't really understand what they're doing. They're just sort of learning position, which is fine.

But I think when you're really young, getting like the discipline, understanding that that's the coach, understood just like the basics of what a punch and a kick is. I think that's all good. I think it's better to start your kid with that and then move them on. Did you just I'm going to put a max in boxing though. I'm going to set him back in boxing. Yeah. Yeah, because he, I think punching is a, is a big thing he needs to learn because jujitsu

is great, but I think he punching it too. He can only do things like he went to Taekwondo. There's too much listening. There's mirrors everywhere and he's just like, you know, looking around with Jiu-Jitsu. It's like you run around and then there's a kid trying to kill you. Taekwondo, Do-Do bird. There's been a Don't know. It made me bad because Joe looked at me. Like, you ready for this? Joe looked at me like, he ready to

fuck a watch this. Dude, I know, all I know is I would, I don't know if I'd put Max into the box. It was good as big. Blue tail I would say there's a chance if you

put Max in boxing that later in life, you get knocked out with this sound before it's Hey Max, don't talk about Give him just lighten you up That would make me that was a lengthy bomb. Yeah, well guess what I'm also some kids just shouldn't you know It was a boy. Maybe shouldn't teach Max had a strike harder Everything you're describing to me. Max is never hung out with Max and not ended up being hurt. No, out of heart.

He's never got to start. I get what you have to tell me the writers. I'm not a ret. I'm not a Bobby Kelly. Like, did you kid turn to my kid? Did you know that? Did you know Max was? No, does he really hurt James?

Do you remember every year on Max's birthday? There's like a photo with James, like holding his head and Max laughing. Do you remember the first time they met? Yeah, you hit him in the head with a fucking, uh, I think I've got video of somewhere. They're both out of front of my house on the grass. I mean, two adorable little babies and Max holding a, uh, shovel, like a plastic shovel. Yeah. And it looks over at James and he just goes, whack Yeah, it's jam and James like I'll make up for that Ten years. I will learn the way of crippled

I will Forget I want to find this picture of James and Joe because it's so adorable to talk like that It's fun to do that. It is so fun to talk like that. It's like Batman voice. It is but it's also Lewis voice Where is baby gene? Bobby, let's hear your Batman. You got cast as Batman, your Bruce Wayne, your Batman. Let's move back. Let's hear Batman go.

What would you be, you're taking Batman Bobby? Do it, dude. Dude. Yeah. I'm Batman. That's good. Hey, that's not bad. I used to be Batman.

I'm Batman. Yeah, I've changed roles. What do you think a Christian bail is Batman? I I'm gonna have to get a new utility belt. I can't be poking holes in this one, but I ran out of it. Turns out I need utility suspenders. I have the bat van. You like bail? I like I think Christian bail was the best. He was the best. I took the best ring and I put blue cheese on it. Where is this picture of Joe, I think Christian Bell was the best. He was the best. I took the best ring and I put blue cheese on it. Yeah. Where is this picture of Joe? I think he was the best.

Yeah. Why, who do you think's better than him? Keaton. Keaton is great. Keaton was good, but he was silly. Keaton's got the good lips. He was great. Now I hated that, Pat.

I hated that corny, cheesy backdrops and the, it was everything was, you know, I remember when the, uh, I remember when Arnold was freezing with a fuck free Yeah, mr. Freeze and he someone ran by the ice and it wobbled because it was plastic That's one of the worst films ever made they really was bad. Yeah, fail rules. Bale was great He's all three of them. He's good the second one the voice was a little Well someone made the point I think somebody did as a bit, but like he talks in the Batman voice with Morgan Freeman. Yeah, when they're alone, he's like, you don't have to do that. He does. Yeah, he never noticed that. Yeah. When they know it's Bruce Wayne, he's like, anyways, you don't have to do that. But I'm

all jacked up. I drank too much tea. I haven't eaten them all. Well, they got the, did you do like the Joker? What's the joke? The new Joker? Oh, Joe. Yeah, do you like Joker? Yeah, I thought it was good. I mean, it's a bunch of scores, Sese movies mixed into one. Oh, wow. But damn, but I thought it was fun. What are you excited for killers of the flower moon? Yeah. What's that? It's the new score season coming out of Leo. Leo,

the narrow fucking boring. What? There's murder and so sick of the same guys and every fun. Stop using the same guys. How am I supposed to, I know they, you're using the same guys. Yeah, I'm not. That is true. One time, I used one pair of people.

What do you mean? You guys are the regs. There's not regs, one regs, two. It's one show. It's the same thing. It's one pair of people. Yeah. We are one pair of people.

What? He's making fun of you. I know he is. We are one pair of people. What is making fun of you? I know he is. We are one pair of people. He sounds like an Indian when he's doing it. One pair of people. We are one better people. I thought, oh, welcome to 711. One better people. Thank you. You're one good, better people. It's not one. It's not a pair. This is a young group of people. It's a five in picture of a tripod, a tripod of people. Putting a Stavros in an iron bar. Who was that? Is that Maxi?

Yeah. Oh, I sent that to me, what'd you? I'm trying to find the one with Joe and James. Well, now we just have one of our guys looking through photo. Why don't we do plugs? I'll ask real quick. Yeah, why don't we do plugs? Look at a real cool.

Joe, what do you got? Hey folks, I will be at, I don't know. I don't know when this is coming out. It's coming out in October. First Tuesday of October, because we're doing a live one. And that will come out the first Tuesday of November. I love it. What are we talking about?

We're doing a live one. We're going to look at the end. Lovers do not have to submit to another day of coming. You lazy bitch, Dan. You late. This is our life, right? What are we talking about? What are we talking about? Meet up with friends and fucking come together

I love doing this it's great. It's great. It's great. So why not twice a month then I don't know what you're talking about This is uh this is why don't you skankfest won the live one first and then put this one on after No I mean technically is all up to us. Everyone we're all equals. I love they just said, but that changes our plugs. All right. Yeah, we're plugged. The skankfest is going to be live. People are going to see it and there's going to be all kinds of stuff about it. People are like, I want to see that. We should do that as a bonus. Who cares? I would have. We don't have to fucking be such cheap,

fucking assholes with our time. Is it a big deal to get together? Boys, because the angry pep talk, you're working on this. Joe, go ahead. Just this weekend, I'm at helium, which is at zero. What's coming out the first week of October, October? Yeah, I did the mass in my head.

You fucking idiot. Sorry. Why I'm asking my head, you fucking idiot. I'm sorry, man. No! No! You want this kind of heat twice in the fight. No! No! I mean, come on, we should be trashing him for how dumb he is right now. I asked when it comes out, you told me, and so I'm plugging it as though it's this weekend.

I am just gonna podcast work. I was good, dude. You fucking birdhead. Yeah. First Tuesday of every month it comes out. I just learned that. Anyways, this weekend, September 17th through the 19th. I'm at helium Philly October 5th through the 7th.

Is that better? It is better. AKA this weekend and my special is up right now enough for everybody. It's on punch up live. Punch up live right now. Unedited. Punch up live rules. Yeah.

It's unedited on YouTube too. It's just not getting the whatever the thing. Because they they demonetized it. They took it. Yeah, they took them out of the rhythm. Yeah, the reason he said he said, he said, I say,

and the algorithm doesn't let you do that. And they make it so little kids. And you want everybody to see it. So once it catches on fire, it goes every day. I'm up on the Twitter. That's why people keep telling me to do not see Twitter The new Nazi Twitter, but check out the special and then check out my podcast mind for metal jacket all the boys have been on it I haven't neither right. Yeah, they haven't been on it. That's what that was the joke. I've been on it. It's hilarious. You went on twice

Really funny joke knock knock who's there not Lewis and Bobby But Dan is twice Uh, yeah, you guys me dead then Knock knock cool cool bird. Yeah, why do the chicken cross the road? Because Lewis was doing his act on the other side because Lewis was doing his act on the other side. Hey, Robert Kelly live.com from my days. Well, hurry up.

Jesus Christ. I'm up for everybody. Mindful metal jacket, DC improv, November 11th to the 12th. Wow. Venmo me money. What? That's why I'm just kidding.

I'm only. Robert Kelly live.com from my dates. I'm on torrental march and make sure you check me out on the bonfire every day on serious XM faction talk 103 with blue jay Augustine. I just wanted to say it. Love it. And check out my special kill box is on punch up dot live right now unedited, uncensored, for free. Go check it out. And that's all I got. Lewis, what do you got? New special half hour special. 30 minutes of Louis J. Gomez killing it. It's on YouTube.

Give me a Twitter. By the time this one comes out. So check that out. Give it a click. Give it a like. Check out my other pods, Legion of Skanks and real ass podcasts. And yeah, come see me fight. I'm going to be fighting and St. Petersburg, Florida, November 4th, me and Tim Butterley are boxing each other. A bunch of other great fights are happening as well, including Krakomiko versus Dylan. We got Jamar neighbors versus Naim Ali. We got Alex Stein, this fighting Harrington, which is hilarious. Yes, it's really fun. Plus a bunch of great fan fights.

So like fans could beat the shit out of their favorite comedians. We're doing the blind folded fights, the Pñata fights, the musical chairs boxing, all that stuff. You guys can all be a part of it. I got to be down in Saint Pete November 4th, carnival combat.com, grab those tickets. Are there fights that's gangfests this year? There's going to be, but no boxing. So we're doing like blindfolded kung fu.

We're doing, uh, you should bring James in just to tap everybody out. I mean, great. You'd fight Lewis's son. Yeah. We're doing no fight James and Max doing the underwear ju. I mean, great dude. Fight Lewis's son. Yeah. We're doing no fight James and Max. Yeah. Underwear Jiu Jitsu for like hot chicks. Oh really?

Sick. You have to slap fights could be sick. Skankfest. Come to Skankfest. Well, Skankfest happens. Well, I'll be there. Great. Somebody died.

What? I hope somebody doesn't die because that'll be there. They're going to look at that. So I think dude, he knew he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. he fucking organized it. I will be at the Boulder Theater October 7th. Ooh, a couple

tickets left. Dan Soder.com. I will also be at comedy on state October 12th through the 14th. Great club. And then I will be at comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York, nothing good club. The 19th through the 21st, Dan Soder.com for live dates. All right. We got a sponsor too, right? Well, do sponsors later than at the end of the show? Who's doing them? Dan? We all do. Well, I got to leave in like seven minutes. Okay. Well, stuff felt going around. Wow. Joe, that make a good one. Yeah, that was okay. What? Stop

falcon around. He's mad because I'm robbing you guys of all the. What? She did. Oh, because I'm robbing you guys of all the what the cheating Oh my god, I'm gonna get a phone, get me a phone, get me a phone, get me the phone.

Which gives the phone on the elect, I need your leg, I need your shoulder to get burned. Sorry, I'm not gonna burn it, be it, be it, be it,

be it, be it, be it, be it, be it, be it, be it, be it, be it, be it, be it, open it up open it up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh my God. He's been cheating the whole time. Natalie's typing stuff in for him. Natalie, are you texting him, Bert? I was listening to the new WTF today. You know, hold on. Gary, Gary, say, Goldman. See, how the hell we go? I didn't even cheat.

How's it going, dude? I didn't even have the cheek. How's it going? All right. Woo! I am upset because I think I have a rash, because my fucking cheek. My ankles are reaching and my elbows itchy. It's almost gone.

It's a lot lighter than it was. What is it? Is that from traffic? Do you get nervous in traffic? I don't know. I'm going to the doctor tomorrow. What did you baby do? October 29th. Are you excited? What if it's a Halloween baby? How cool with that pay?

No, that would be bad. Why? Because then the baby has to share birthday with holiday. That's not. That's a great one. Great, great. People with birthdays on holidays, they hate. You have a Halloween is a stupid holiday.

You get to have a birthday Halloween. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no a birthday Halloween no no no my dad my dad was born on flag day and he drank himself to death because of it well what yeah it was too much he just proud of us I think it would be great Halloween have your birthday or what it's my birthday party and a Halloween party I was born on April Fool's Day and I think it's a blessing in this guy you're a fool you dad was born on flag day he's a fag he dead. I just said I was proud of us for not making a Fag joke. Fucking flag it. That was fun. Now that was fun.

That's like that he's a good bird. Yeah, you're not the only noise guy. You need that size. I'm going to do it. Hey, I ain't a noise guy no more. Check out my Chewbacca. Whoa. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know what you're gonna throw off. You can do Yoda, you can do Yoda. But Yoda! Maybe there are many people in here that can hide you. You're doing that. Oh, that's a fucking dork. Why are there so many songs about rainbows? That's good.

I think I do a good Yoda. I think I'm a good leader. That was your Yoda. That's pretty good. And Yoda and Miss Piggy very similar. Both. And me. Joe's baby. Dada will be what? That's really what's wrong with you, dude. Remember the last time we the whole Joe yeah, no, that's the thing. Now we find there was

a fine incident. Zero days. Zero days. There was a fine incident Is zero days zero Days until it gets the lobster dinner. He does not anchor leads to Lewis. I hope Lewis. I hope something happens to Jane What something really why would you say something? What really nice? He said something wonderful I could win something and then I'll send him a nice fucking video that you don't show him Yeah, if you would have done it as Yoda I would have I'm just a fucking. If you would have done it as Yoda, I would have showed it. Oh, that would have.

If you would have done it as Joe Liss, it would have been. Wisdom you seek. You have it now. You want your father has not. He doesn't anger your father. Are you itchy? I'm fucking itchy. Yeah, dude.

It's going around, bro. No, it's you. Many rashes on my buddy red bumps you have On my groin in arm now Super what's Grover? You what muppa babies? The babies Which one is he? Red talks like this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm They replaced him with E Elmo. No, Elmo's their boys. That's his buzz. Elmo's better. Elmo's his cousin.

I used to read James the monster at the end of this book. That was my favorite book is a good and fucking Elmo's the monster at the end of this book. Still the biggest look close. He's ever read. Ha ha. Woo. Still the biggest look. He's ever read. Whoo. Good night, Moon. It's my jam. Fuck dog.

My parents are trying to get me to go to sleep so they can get fucked up. That's right. Good luck with the baby. What do you mean? That's sarcasm. You guys both wish death of my baby. I said, I wish that I never said it could happen. No one said that.

We said no. No, I'm dead. I said no. Today you said you said you said you hope something. Yoda, there was a character Yoda wished that he was speaking in character. And I said good luck with the baby because it's hard. I know. I have a bad one.

No, there was a tone. I hope your baby is bored with your skin disease, John. Mouth will be tight. Now, food and food hard to do. You have to, you have to use straw, a nipple. He will. First. Food hard to have to you straw nipple. He will Chewy it's just swallowing Damn Yoda's on the yota's really disrespecting your baby Joe

Well, we'll see we'll just see you know Friends I need You're not wrong Yoda. Oh, shit. It's kind video. No show to son. Man, he's really heard about that. Doesn't even make sense not to show it.

You know what you should do? It's eight seconds. I admit. With a second camera, can you record James watching the video? Well, and then show his non-reaction to Joe so Joe will stop. Well, now it looks like you're going to tell him that I sent it six weeks ago. Now it looks like I'm Johnny cum lately. I will. And then show his non-reaction to Joe so Joe will stop. Well, now it looks, you got to tell him that I sent it six weeks ago. Now it looks like I'm Johnny cum lately. I just found out David tell him. There's literally no. He's no conceivable reason not to play that.

He stuck in pun mode. Stank him out of it. Yeah. Give him that fucking bomb. Yeah. Yeah. So, let's wake up. So glad it's off. What do you think the reason is you haven't shown your son this nice? Cause I keep on forgetting, dude. Because he asked me who he to explain who you are. Yeah, cuz it keeps James loves me.

James for good. Barely. I always roll with him. Who do you think James watch out of us? I show the the most recent one. Yeah. Yeah, and he loved it. Thank you.

Out of the three of us, who do you think James likes the most? Bobby. And then second who's second? But you're cheating. You spend time you're going to vacation. I haven't hung out with James since the most Bobby. And then second who's second, but you're cheating. You spend time, you're going to vacation. Yeah, because I have a good, I haven't heard about James since he was eight. So I'm second clearly.

Yeah. Did I ask him? No, it's forever. Show him as many of us as I'm still right now. I'm gonna tell you right now. You can call in, can you call? Can you have him pull that a class? James, for podcast.

How, how ballsy would that be? Yeah, you're dad needs to talk to you hey one second. What's up, dad? Yeah, so who do you like more chill? This your dance. I haven't seen so since it's definitely dad. I don't know love dad I like Joe special better, but it's like but I don't like Dan. So I'm assuming Dan. I'm like Joe So I'm assuming Dan yeah show him the video. I'll get back You're doing that smell it. That's right. I don't want to go off on a rave here. What happened to him? I don't know.

He had accused of rape, dude. The whole BBC documentary right now. Stop it. Dennis Miller. No, he's lying. Yeah. He's making shit. He rapes you with words.

I'm thinking of what's his. Russell Brand. Russell Brand. Russell Brand is getting canceled. Yeah. You got accused of rape. Oh, no shit. We should do this once a day. This is fun.

This is fun. I would do this once a week, but you guys are fucking pussy's and too busy for us. What busy? Don't go do your fucking movies with Ranaan and fucking Paul Verzi's fucking world. What about him?

What about you? You have like, you have to fucking fucking stupid fucking whore fisting quality podcasts. Realized podcast, Legion's Kings legendary podcasts. Real ass podcast legendary what about Skanks I'll give you

Real as podcast me tell you something skanks. I have a blast on real as podcast the legendary podcast. I'll say something about skanks It's funny. It's very that shit you guys did on September 11. Oh my god. The musical god damn it. That's good Yeah, did you come up with that? I don't know the best thing you guys ever did was that song about Bob's second. Yeah, it was so funny. I'm funny. We've ever done but and so are doing the Dave Chappelle. I mean, here's the thing about Skanks. We have fucking moments. Yeah, that are like that transcend just podcasts. I believe moments in comedy the rest is crap, but the the moment you got to dig through a lot. But like no like Shane and Ari dosing Jay the whole trial that came after was I mean that was like the highland of the pan

The presidential yeah, dude. It was wild the soda pack. I have to leave. I have a So let's we got to do what what we're gonna do tell him what we're gonna do We're gonna be sponsors and what yeah, we'll do some sponsors. We'll do them after all right listen everybody This has been another episode YKWD rex. This is going This has been another episode of YKWD. Rags, this is going up on the feed, the YKW feed. It was on the other feed, but it's going to be going up there. So sorry for the-

Like, you can do it now. Like, yeah, explain it to them. Yeah, there's some contracts that are in place, but it's not called YKWD, the Rags the Rags. And, yeah, there was some contracts in place that, you know, only only one of us here as corporate contracts. So, but it's, you know, it's going up on the YouTube channel. It is a, it is a YKWD from that production, production thing with gas digital, but everybody knows. Yeah. There's goes ding, ding, ding, the ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,

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Talking about nonsense. Is that Dutch? Fucking Scottish, you fucking idiot, Glasgow. Fucking look us name up in a golden pages. Yeah, I don't know what the answer is. Wow, it's bad. His name is Duncan McLeod from the Klein McLeod. He's a time where Bobby would fucking heal you,

or even if I do the voice, how are you fucking worse than Haguez? I'm green. God, Ireland. That's a lie, old man. All right, we'll see you guys next time. It's the regs.