Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Tuba Whore - Mike Feeney, Brendan Sagalow and Mike Cannon

Episode Date: August 17, 2020

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That's the twangat gun, is there any better show? This is the original original Oh my good god, what's up everybody Welcome to, you know what did with Robert Kelly. I am not Robert Kelly I am Mike Fini and this is a a hostile takeover of the episode Bob is on vacation in a basement already. It's happening. This is what we do on our podcast And it's frozen What now?

No, no one's frozen. Well then hey start the theme song again. We're doing Again round of a boys All right, but we also have we are we're doing an Irish goodbye. What's the scenario mashup take over of YKWD? I am Mike Fini and I'm being joined by my two lovely co hosts. Brendan Sagalo. I knew that was going to happen. The kid dubs himself a number two unbelievable. I took myself a number one, but I couldn't. I was dead serious. See, here's what I didn't know. And I'm like, can and everybody, but let's brush this aside for a moment because I thought we all three of us were hosting this thing and then Brendan and I talked

before and it seems as though Fini has been knighted and the two of us were brought in for support. Back up even. Yeah. Back up if you will. Yeah. Is that true? Ask.

You got it. Mike is saying it's true. Gabby's not sure. I did not book this episode. So I'm going to kind of scoot all of the blame over. Sure, but that also was a really hurtful way to say that. The blame you have every word in that sentence.

Hurt every single person here. I didn't. I didn't. It was up to me. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't even hear at all. If you were up to me, you'd be Dan Soder. Yeah. And Dan Soder and other Dan Soder. Honestly, that's what everyone would do every time.

So on every podcast. This is very Aryan for a YKWD. I feel like you've guys have been pretty diverse. That's why I'm on this right now, so you don't get in trouble. Oh, sweet God. Oh, sweet God. Yeah. Now you've got to just salsa dance to inject your flavor and culture into the situation.

Also, I have these glasses. I mean, are there any sunglasses that match this theme better behind me? Look at this. It's the exact color pattern. Look at this. Yeah. I got to say, I want to hate this. That's why I love pattern. Look at this. I got to say I want to hate this. That's why I love it. I love everything that would bother Bobby the most. Yeah. I went from not caring

about the glasses to knowing Bobby watch, like seeing Bobby watch it and be pissed that we're doing this and it will be so much happier. Well, and that's what kind of lunatic Mr. Robert, you know, Kelly is is he watches every podcast that has his name on it He will not let this go. It won't be a vacation for him This is 100% something he's going to audit and go through with a fine tooth comb You think so? Y'all yeah, I know so my friend. He's listening right now This is insane. Are we on like a closed circuit thing? And I'm even doing that.

Yeah, we're doing it. He's in the middle of the woods right now, but he set up some fucking ET positioning device that beams into a satellite and shoots podcasting right back into his tent. And it also purifies water. Yeah. Yeah.

He does have a multi-functional tool. That's right. Well, we have a different Patreon. We should just uh, we should just explain that really quickly since this is YKWD, but for the most part, it is what's the scenario podcast, which is a Patreon podcast between myself, Mike Fini and Brendan Sagalo. We do our podcasts based on hypotheticals. What if scenarios, all that kind of stuff, typical shit that you discuss with your friends and just kind of go off on, you know, mostly hangover catch-up stories. That's kind of how I used to enjoy that shit, right? Yeah, I like that. Hangover catch-up?

You know the Sunday morning in college where you wake up with like 80 your friends in the same place, and you just like, you go through the whole night, you get through who'd got drugged and date raped, and all that stuff. And by the end of those stories that could potentially implicate real life people, you're then onto throwing fantastical ideas at each other and seeing how you would respond. I'm going to bet willfully and generously that Gabby thought that you meant actual ketchup.

Like, talking about ketchup. Oh my I thought you were talking about ketchup. Oh my God, that's not a thing, buddy. You never had some Helmines conversations where you guys did taste tests of ketchup. Helmines is mail. Oh, you're right. You're right. I'm, baby, it's mine. Mine's going on in that picture of Bobby behind you, Mike?

He is, I believe David Caradying himself with some pretty fine cotton scarf. I don't know. I really went on like some sort of tear trying to find the most embarrassing headshot Bobby had to offer. And there was such an abundance. I couldn't choose one. I feel like this one's, I feel like this one's a good one. You know, like his jawline is great. He's sexy as hell in that. No, he's not like Bobby. He looks good in it, but I feel like it's awful. You never want to be wearing like 14 layers in your comedy club

promo pick. In front of us, the men wall. Yeah, he looks like he's been warming his hands over a barrel. I feel like you're jealous of how good he looks in that photo. Oh wow. Now we're getting to the meat of it. Five minutes in. How do you look at that photo and be like, this is bad. He looks good. First of all, I never once said it was bad.

I said it's mockable because of how many layers he's wearing and Brendan and Finney have an unspoken thing right now and I don't care for it. I have, I have found something within the past couple of days that you for sure are always going to hate and I'll probably stop doing it out of fear of violence of, yeah. No, it's a good zoom trick because there's no physical ramification. Yeah, you can't, you can't get me. Yeah, no, it's a good zoom trick because there's no physical ramification. Yeah, you can't you can't get me. Yeah, so Brendan, enjoy your digital womanhood, enjoy your digital womanhood and mouth off with no possibility of violence. Shut up. It's so funny. It's, it's just funny to like say

something to you and then immediately look at Fini going, it's because you know why you're doing it. You're the, I'm supposed to be. I'm so fucking, I'm supposed to be the one who antagonizes why you're doing it. You're the, I'm supposed to be. I also know. I'm supposed to be the one who antagonizes. And you're the shit started. I'm starting to understand why you like it so much. It's relating. Yeah. I don't care for it.

Yeah. Mike's getting as red as his shirt. Yeah. I have one of those people in my life. If I have two, I promise I'll walk away from everything we have going on together every single big, which would disappoint 11 people. Gabby, it's, uh, it's, I'm excited that you were able to leave the many, many beaches you've been on to come do this podcast. The scenes.

Do you live on the beach? I'm unemployed. I have nothing to do. I'm on the beach every day. I have nothing to do except that hot, tod beach every day. I know you have nothing to do except that hot toddy or with who is that fucking mark that fella? How about that? Holy shit. That guy is a smoke. Did he start getting tattoos at seven? He's got so many people. He's a tattoo artist. He's literally has face tattoos to like here down to.

Oh man, that's what is the hot summer boyfriend. And then by the time you guys get older, it's going to really just drain on you. Once you have to cover them up, I'm out. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm going to be like, you look normal. I'm not into it. I don't know how that changed, but there's

something about the the tatted up, you know, chin to toe person that I always now go right to like, oh, major, they're a soccer player. They're a famous, famous soccer player. I feel like every soccer player is full body tattoos now. That's true. Well, also tan and in shape, which this fella seems to be in spades. And he is, I mean, is this the first reveal this week, this week that you showed him?

Your Instagram? No, we've been dating for six months. I just haven't put anything on Instagram. Right, but this is social media official now. This is the true reveal. There's been some story activity, you know, this is the first feed reveal. Well, and there was a tag him.

Did you tag him in the post? I tagged him. Wow. And what instrument does he play in the room five? Ha ha. That's what it feels like. No, he definitely has a tam good charlotte vibe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, he is a wild person to walk down the street with. Because he's already there. He's post-scared or absolutely turned on. It's like, look at that person in full body tattoos because people are either both scared or absolutely turned on. It's like, look at that person in full body tattoos and that child on stills. This is crazy. It's unreal. It's doing now.

It's like a freeze chamber protecting his body. Like a cryo cryo chamber, is that what those are called? And we like find out how you got there. Like how did you, your brain shoot that? You'll never find out, because I don't even know. It's going like, you know when you're just trying to be like, all right, freeze chamber, I don't know what we're doing. Yeah, but how do I get this?

See if that happens to see me. I had it written down on my hand on a bus like being rabbit. All right. How do you maintain a body? How do you do it? All right. No shrink wrap. That's kind of been done. I owe chamber. Yeah. It's Rogan. Well, the thing is I haven't I Rogan. That is Rogan. I think that's what happened. I think I went straight to Rogan. I just I don't know. I haven't seen your stories. I think that's what happened. I think it was straight to Rogini.

I just, I don't know, I haven't seen your stories. I don't know what this guy looks like. No, it was a proper post. Pull up, we'll just pull up the pic. Let's do a full Instagram deep dive right now. We got all the time in the world. I want to see this guy. No.

I trust. Should we not, should we not, or, or, or, Oh, yeah, yeah forget about I think this is what doxing is huh? We're joctobring Gabby's WD trolls coming after a bunch of people going who? Yeah, oh yeah person to the person that said who okay coming after him. A bunch of people going, who? Yeah. Oh yeah, to the person, to the person that said who, okay? A millisecond, a millisecond after it was posted. I just kept the good times wrong.

Let's go back to this guy. I mean, this is, he looks great. I like that he doesn't smile because it goes with his whole tattoo motif. And he's wearing a really a really nice watch too for some reason. It's a, can I have a question? I have a question. Why is his fist tightly balled?

No, he looks like a hitman from the Mario movies. What was that guy? It was taking a mean mug approach. I don't know. I sent it to my dad and I got no response. Yeah, I feel like your dad is just the antithesis. He's like, he was like big hair, you know, like, like, right, queen.

Yes, very much. Yeah, but your dad must have run into this guy several times over the course of his career. Yeah, sure. Your dad's like, why are you hugging the heroin dealer that you met on the beach? You look hot. You got to give them that. Where did you guys meet?

We met on Raya on the day. Raya. Oh wow. Raya. Yeah. Red Brendan's a great because his application was denied. You got to try. I'm going to try.

I'm not because you get a better quality of human, a more wealthy quality of human. I want to meet one of the characters from Sky High on that show on that app. Remember Sky High? I know Sky High. Yeah. Yeah, me and Suarez have been fucking. He heard my Mario line before. He left a little bit.

Me and Brandon should actually be friends and we're not. I don't understand. Well, who's fault is that? He's suddenly putting out my hand for a nice little handshake and you're always fucking giving me the what? Let's get into it. What the hell does that to you? You're always denying it, man.

I have never, I have never, what are we doing? We're putting up our video. There it is, Sky Hi. I thought you were going to put up my email. I was like, stop, stop. I give up, I give up. I'm just kidding. It's not hard.

It's your name at the most popular email service on earth. I just think, I think me and Suarez are both fighting fish when it comes to being on shows together because we're both fat kids. We look like babies. We both look like babies. And when we're putting the same podcast, we're like, you Suarez is the one I brought. Maybe. Yeah. I didn't think it was anything bad. I thought we just didn't, you just had random different circles.

Like, I, you know, and I'm old. We are different circles. You're not old, though. There is no, here's the thing. There is. That's it. That's it. Yeah.

That was terrific. He's back. Yeah, you guys though, you guys plus Bobby are like a human snowman. Yeah, Bobby's the lower piece. Yeah. And all melts down into the same pal. Cal. Cal. No. Yeah. I want to go back to this for a second. The person that said, who, if you were a fan of the show, you would know as we are, uh, regulars on the show, maybe we're not, we understand we're a disappointing new breed of regulars, but it's not our choice that we're less that we're not as successful as all those other guys. We're trying. We're coming up at

a time where we're not popular. Yeah, very true. And I'll give this to all the people that say, who in the comments, it could be a lot worse. It could be and it will be. So it's only going down from here. For sure. Remember D Poo. I mean, come on Imagine if they had him host. There was yeah, to everyone who keeps saying, how come you don't have Dan Joe and Lewis on every episode? They have shit to do. We haven't asked them before. So yeah, I mean, I also, I have a one year old and like a burgeoning career as well, but you know, I just, I really, I really, today wrote two other sketches. I'm filming tomorrow. I'm pretty busy, but you know, I'm, and all of it free.

I'm not podcast network, you know, running a network busy like Lewis, you know, or, or, uh, Lou, uh, Joe list, new special out on YouTube. Go check that out. Yeah. Yeah. It's the best dance. Just busy being a great guy. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Yeah. Don't need the plugs. Plug us. So we were considering Mike and Gabby. Yeah, Mike and Gabby, if you guys would be into it, we're considering throwing out some scenarios, some questions. And if you'd like to play along, what do you think? Let's do that. So this is what your Patreon show is.

Correct. This is what the Patreon show is. Again, it's patreon.com slash scenario pod. It's the three of us. We've had one guest so far. We plan to have more. We're also planning on potentially expanding the show and doing some regular free apps along with the Patreon.

But, you know, everything's up in the air right now. And we're just trying to put out as much good shit as possible. So we have a ton of content per week, and this is pretty much a taste of what it is. Oh, so if you'd like, I'd like to get into the first question, because I think this one's a fucking banger, dude. So you're, you're in an elevator with your hero. Now you got to say who the hero is, dude, it doesn't say that here, but you got to say who the hero is, but you're in an elevator with your hero. Brandon, how got to say who the hero is to it. It doesn't say that here, but you got to say who the hero is, but you're in an elevator with your hero. Brandon, hold on. Which member of Green Day are you going to pick? I think we all know which member of Green Day.

Yeah. Tray cool. Yeah, Mike turns. I'm just going to be. What would be hack? Tray is the real meat and potatoes in that bed. The whole time I'm just going, what's Billy like? Is he nice? You talk to Mike and you're like, so bedding, ding, ding, ding, that's how you come up with that, right? I actually know how he came up with that.

I know that story. He was taking acid or something. Anyway, you're in an elevator with your hero. You have 90 seconds to tell them about yourself. What do you say? You got 90 seconds. tell them about yourself. What do you say? 90 seconds is too long You have 10 seconds no 15 seconds to tell them about yourself. What do you say and who's the hero?

Who's the hero? That's what's tough because with us it's like any picking anybody who's In the comedy world anything that you do or say is going to come off wildly fan boyish and embarrassing. You know, if I'm in an elevator with any of the greats, I can't be like, I'm a sand of coffee. And you're an inspiration. There's nobody wants that. You know, the only thing you can do with a comedian is wait 86 seconds. And as they're walking off being like big fan of your work and then press close doors as fast as possible. I did set.

What would you pick, Bretton? My hero, it's so, it's just lame to call anyone else a hero. It's like, you know, what am I going to be like, a fireman, a bread, bread and let's be, let's be honest, your hero is John Hamburger, the inventor of the hamburger. I love your work. Yeah.

I'm a big fan. Tell, I'll tell you everything about myself. This is all you. You see this tune of sweat? It's from consuming your product. Yeah. Body by hamburger. Yeah.

Your John hamburger. It's John Ham but he's just as a burger, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Second was Benjamin Hotdog. So. I'm sure I'm going to dress as a burger. And who would be, you know, who would be great? I would love to be an in elevator with like Marty Scorsese, you know, and just Marty.

Marty. Marty. Well, that's what my, that's what his friends, you know, that's what we call them. But I think if I, I think if I got an in elevator with them, I would want to set him up to talk, you know what I mean? Talk elevator with him, I would want to set him up to talk. You know what I mean? Talk about fucking old school New York and fucking film and where we're going and how fucking I and G-Sex.

Yeah, but that's the question. Yeah, I mean like a wire action. I mean like, and I would, the first, I would break the ice by just being like, fucking blockbuster movies. Piece of shit, right? They're not actually films, you know? And then he'll be like, right? And then I'll be like, let's go get a cup of coffee

You know what I miss CBGB's old work Guns yeah the way the light used to hit or the rain hit old cabs windshield You know what saying or I can just I can just we won't I won't say anything I'll look straight ahead and then in my, I'll quietly put on rolling stones, solve a sudden, it'll be like, ooh, you're in my next movie. It'll be like, this guy wants to fuck me. Yeah.

I will get as one second into being like, so Marty and Scorsese, he would be like, I'm leaving. Good bye. Don't call me that. Brennan's been on fire when he's cleared everybody out of the way. Yeah, space to speak. Sorry. The only learning fully flattened and steamrolled is just a man without cause.

Sorry. Chris and the Patreon just said that this character from Die Hard looks just like Gabby. Wait. We are my tattooed boyfriend. Oh my god. Oh my god she's doing her hair like. Jesus Christ. Wow.

That's fantastic. I look like a guy. We get it. Okay. That's fantastic. I look like a guy. We get it. Okay? God damn it. Chapters. The reason this question is so hard is because it's double the cringe.

It's you have to admit that you have a hero and then you have to talk about yourself. Well, everybody has heroes though. They just have to pick the right hero where a face to face conversation wouldn't be the worst disaster of all time. Like imagine you, Brendan, being in the elevator with M&M and you trying anything to be personable. My friend, imagine I'm retarded too. Imagine anybody trying to have a conversation with M&M.

It's just like you're just staring at his shoes angrily through his eyebrows and you're like, all right, cool man, you're one of the best. So Marshall, there's a lot of evidence that shows that you're gay. Are you gay? Yeah, the only way you could probably get into a real conversation with M&M is to be fucked up on pills and be like, I need help, I'll do it. Oh, that's, you know what I mean?

Play the broken Winged Bird. Do you know how many comedians in my early days of doing stand up were like newly sober or sober people? And they forged a relationship with like, Vos and Bobby earlier because of their fucking inability to hold their goddamn booze. And it made me absolutely jealous and livid. Mike's like, I'm gonna quit and then do a special with all of them.

Yeah. Right. From that moment on, I set out on a career course. What would you guys pick? Yeah. Gabby, who's your hero? We're gathered. OK, I think I would pick, and this everyone's gonna rip me for this.

I think I would pick Chelsea Handler because she's a blonde Jew from New Jersey, and I think that's a fucking immediate icebreaker. And then I'm like, let me work for you. Should we be like, all right? You have to tell them about yourself. We're focusing really hard on who the hero is, but what would you say about, you have 90 seconds, let's cut it down.

15 seconds, tell them about yourself. What do you say about, you have 90 seconds, let's cut it to 15 seconds, tell them about yourself. What do you say? I'd say it from Jersey. I was raised on four loco and that damaged my brain in a very specific way and that I could only do comedy. I'm a hard worker. I can end it. This is a real pitch. I can only think you want. I'm buying. I'm ready to work. I'll get a boob job if you feel like everyone needs to have big boobs around you. You know what you have to say to her? You have to tell her that you also want to be a successful white woman so you could eventually

give power to less fortunate POCs. Right. Be careful. Because she loves her position of power, but won't give it, you know, she just loves kind of exploring why somebody else didn't get it. Right. Kind of explaining racism to your convincing it. Yeah.

Now, I feel like she's very, she would want to do a thing to where she would, you should say, I want to be like you, but not as successful as you. I'm not a threat because I feel like she sniffs out through it and squashes them pretty quick. Okay. Okay. There's been another blonde, skinny comedian that was on the path to being groomed

to be the next one of her and she went with MTV somewhere. Yeah. She said, who is that? I'll be like, listen, I'll take an unpaid, paid internship. I've done it before and I'll do it again. My dad has money. I never need to get paid. I'll pay you.

Listen, lady, I'll pay you. Mush, who are you picking? I'll say the rock. That's a great one. That is a great one. I'll say I was gonna say the rock. Oh, that's a great one. I was gonna say, I'm sorry about the smell. That's so perfect because it says everything about you in one second. Yeah, it's so good.

I don't even say, I'd want to talk about the extremes of the human condition. In our opposite second day, right? The rock laughs at his joke and it's like, oh, that's sweet, young man, tell me what's your mental affliction. And I would say down to get up the elevator. Oh, dude, then you'd be like his pilot fish. He'd probably take you all over the place if you just pretended to be down. Yeah, you'd play like a puffer fish in Jumanji 3.

Exactly. Dude, I feel like if we put, I feel like if we put a Yeah, you'd play like a pufferfish in Jumanji 3. Exactly. Dude, I feel like if we put, I feel like if we put a scarf on you, if we put Bobby's outfit behind Mike on you and then you just kind of lightly light and I'm talking very, very subtly had your tongue out of your mouth like this, it would be enough to be like, get that kid everything because he doesn't have time. And don't get a haircut for five weeks. Right. Yeah. Just am I mean, I mean, I dream cone definitely there. That is, that's a 37 year old man who's worked at CVS and he was 16. He knows how to say hello to people at Walmart. Yes. Hello. Hello.

So did everybody answer that? Yeah. What was it? Oh, I don't think I did shit. Yeah. I've been just mocking all of your decisions. It's time to knock it. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. The rock is such a perfect answer because I feel like he probably has the most empathy out of anybody where he could like he'll be so accepting of you being like, oh man, I'm a huge fan, all that shit. Yeah, I'm trying to think. Can't even get into an elevator and go, I'm your son. Right, yeah, I'd lie and say my dad is my hero

so I could get in a closed elevator with him and beat him to death. I'm just kidding. As you're telling him your bio, you know, 90 seconds of me telling him my credits that he didn't help me get money from strangers sexy for a skanky Then it kind of falls off for a while sure it's mostly digital and self-made, but it still counts Also, we didn't really do Brandon's we just made fun of what we thought it would be. Oh yeah, look at that.

You guys hit every hero on every half. It would be who? Who would be the Billy Joe Armstrong or M&M? Do you see the Billy Joe? You definitely want to meet Billy Joe over M&M. First show. No, no, no, no. I mean, what?

As far as personalities go, I'd probably have more of a conversation with Billy Joe. But M&M is like, I love I like I love him I think of your 90 seconds with Marshall and It would be like it would just be like Have you seen I would like bring up a Netflix show? It just be like, have you seen, I would like bring up a Netflix show. I also went to spaghetti. It sucks throwing it up, right?

Yeah. I would just say to him, you completely shaped who I am, my childhood, how I dressed, how I acted, how mean I was to my mom. You were the biggest influence in every bad decision I've ever made. This is my stop. I almost just made fun of you for saying that when I just realized that this happened to me like three weeks ago and I was on the radio with the cast of rad and I told them the exact same thing.

You fucking asshole. Hey, I'm a hypocrite, but I do own up to it. All right, you guys want another question? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What if you woke up one morning in another country surrounded by people who spoke no English and with only the clothes you slept in? What would you do? I guess pick up a phone, right? Yeah. Find a phone.

Yeah. I have to get home. Yeah, you don't have money. I feel like airport in every language is arrow porto or something similar. So you could kind of like, you could spit that out at somebody in the video. I also feel like as long as I'm still speaking English,

the overwhelming majority of the planet knows or has some sort of grasp on English unless you're like way out in some countryside where it's a very small world town. And even then, like when I was in Spain and France, there was times where people weren't speaking English and I had to try to like, you, it's embarrassing how quick you can get by with just the simple mimeing being like, you know, a drink with a drink. Oh, you have to mock them. Yeah, sure. You have to do a stereotypical accent.

Dude, my friend, B tags used to go up to people on the streets of New York with like a cup of yogurt. And we like, eh, it's a good, say, it's a broad way, it's a broad way. And like, you just do one word in English, so it acted like he was asking them where this thing was. And they'd like try to explain to him and he'd just like be eating his yogurt and go, he'll get it. He'll get it.

Like, just carry this on for like eight minutes. I've seen him keep people on the street for a really long time. It's super fun. And you know what's fun about that too, is that I bet that was never recorded. That was just something that he just did. Yeah. We would we would get hammered at the sidewalk beast or sidewalk cafe, maybe on 15th and

like Union Square East, when it first opened up, they'd have two for ones, which was the biggest mistake in their lives because we were getting like black out drunk for 38 bucks. And we would then I'd be taxes also like he's pissed on the bus ride home. Like he's a, you know, it lent itself to some weird, weird trips back to Rockland County. I don't know what the point was. I mean, I was, you're like, and here's the thing about it. And so it was crazy. Yeah. So your hero is B-tax.

Yeah. And I just hug him quietly for 90 seconds. Yeah. So no, you're in a country, nobody speaks English. Even you can make this up. Is that a real country? If you do have, if you do have the, like a phone, I will say that using Google

Translate, I've done that in different countries and it works so great. People are so much more willing to be like, I'll talk into your phone for you to translate it then for them to try to guess what you're hoping to say. Right. I wonder if those days are over. Well, they're not, you can't get somebody to talk into your mic. Yeah, they could talk from here. I'm alright with it. Oh, wow. Well, I guess you could find someone with a phone, but it's like the question is, you don't have a phone,

you don't have money and no one speak, you're deserted. But it's so funny that I'm like, you don't have a phone, you don't have any money, you, you know, and speak English. And you guys are like, well, you just go up to someone who speaks English and tell them what the earth is. They're money. This is it? I'm not talking about their money.

This is what you do. I find the closest mountain range with a little bit of snow up top and I start climbing it. And I eventually find Razah Ghoul's Hangout spot. And I sit up there and I start learning Jiu Jitsu, Moitai, and every type of fighting science. Right. Fighting science.

Fighting science. Yes. And then I take hallucinogenic flowers. I confront my biggest fear, which again, is my father in an elevator and eventually, had enough money to fly home to America. And then you become dad, man. Yeah.

Yeah. And you fight crime in New York. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. What would you two do, Gabby Mike? I think I would just stay and try to survive. See, maybe I start a whole life, maybe on the town mute.

Maybe I make a kind of... You could talk. Yeah, they don't get it. So it's like I'd rather stay silent, you know? Right, yeah. People can't really get by on the frequency of your voice alone. Right. So I just kind of go by looks I you know, I'm a fun town character. Maybe I'm the troubadour something like like that. That's a little too classy of a reference for us. Okay, maybe I'm just a bra a horror and I

I'm not talking. Is that bad? You're talking. When you said Trubador, when you said you were a Trubador, I was like, oh cool, you're like a famous music venue in LA, that's pretty sweet. Yeah, I would open a music venue, that's a smart idea. Music is universal language.

I mean, this is how vast our stupidity is, but it's still centrally located as I pictured her playing the tuba. Me too. Me too. I thought you were just a whore that plays tuba the tuba door the tuba door I mean a town tuba door much what would you do I would pretend I have Downstone to work at CVS it all comes back to that Brendan Brennan, did you answer?

Would you would do? Or did you just mock all of our answers again? I mocked all your answers. Okay, true. I would get, I would borrow a phone from somebody and do the Google Translate and then ask for money. But asking for money, you don't know it, buddy. Wait, wait, you just eliminated that.

No, I didn't. No, I didn't. That was my answer. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. That was my everyone. Yeah, you forced everyone to come up with alternative answers because you're like funny that you guys are like, no phone, no money. So I go to a guy that has a phone and I take his phone. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Right. What Fini said. No, exactly. Yes. Okay, fine. Fuck that. So come up. Yeah, fuck that. come up with your own dog

That's another that's the only rule on this show is that you can't do anything that somebody else already said and if we all agree on something We convoy yeah Brendan just do what I do start talking and hope for the best That never works out for me I'm trying to start thinking now Well that never has worked for you. And the tuba horror job. I show up in a bikini with a tuba like, fuck. You just sadly walk away. You're just a pseudophones can't go over here. Honestly, I go to the church, I go to the only church that's there, and I'd become like a minister or priest so that I can live there, and I would just work at the church until

I die. What language do you think you'd, I mean besides the ones that you don't know, what country do you think you'd have the most difficult time adjusting to? I don't know. Armenia? country do you think you'd have the most difficult time adjusting to? I don't know. Armenia. Is that a place? Armenia?

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Yeah. Okay, then there's a gigantic, but that's what they look like. Yeah, that's what they look like after they've been lasered. They have that country is like, you know, Czech werewolves. It's also, it's also where the Scotty Pippin of genocides was.

So, no kidding. Oh yeah, the Armenian genocide. Oh yeah, the Scotty Pippin of Genocides was. So no kidding. Oh, yeah, the Armenian Genocides. Oh, yeah, Genocides. The Scotty Pippin. What they were underpaid. No, it was not fondly remembered as the greatest. What they got corn rose as a 53 year old. What's next, Brendan?

Okay. What if you could be famous, but poor forever? Would you do it? I thought that was a funny question. If you could be famous, but poor forever forever. Yeah, I mean, that's kind of what we're doing right now on a small level. Is that so, like, there's a lot of people that know very intimate stuff about us and they heard our feelings on a daily basis and we don't have the financial compensation to make it worth it. Yeah. Well, I think also it's, you know, I think there's a way to do it where I don't need to be rich.

But if I'm, let's say I'm the rock level famous, but I have the exact same amount I have in my checking account right now. What you do is you start doing fucking endorsement deals, not for money because you can't get the money, but for product. So you're like, I'll fucking talk about Corvette for you. And I don't have to pay for the Corvette. And I'm still, I'm not rich. I can't afford the Corvette, but you're buying it for free because I'm promoted to my

17 million followers. And I could just do that. Well, you better do an X on Ed on top of that then because how you're buying it for free because I'm promoted to my 17 million followers. And I could just do that. And what you better do in Exxon add on top of that then because how you're going to fill the fucking car up. Well, it's going to be tough. But hopefully the good people at Exxon will understand that I'm their new ambassador, you know? And then yeah, I'll try, that hard one's going to be finagling a house. You know what I mean? That's going to be hard to promote, you know?

I feel like the only positive of being famous is to be rich. Yes. So. And loved when you couldn't find that love. Yeah, but loved that, like the rock is loved on a scary level. Yeah, that's a success. Yeah, that's a success. Love him.

And it's like, you know, there are obviously people like us that, you know, think he's a fine man and just, you know, there are obviously people like us that, you know, think he's a fine man and just, you know, watch him and admire him from a distance. But the people that are vocal are like, I fucking you, I'm just inspired by you, dude. Seven bucks. I'd say there's about seven to ten people on the planet. I think the rock, Bieber, Kardashian, Beyonce are people that when the majority of people see them, they will be weeping tears of excitement and joy and overcome with emotion.

I don't ever want that. I don't want to deal with cry. I don't like being around somebody who's crying, even if they're crying for a good reason of being like, I'm so I can't believe it's you. I just be like, I gotta just pull it together. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I find nothing appealing about that sort of life at all, which is great for me.

Okay. All right. So I guess that question's a little bit of a wash, but here's another one. We didn't get a full answer from it. Did Mike answer? I think we all agreed. In fact, I think that might well be a convoy.

Convoy. Convoy is gay. You feel like there's a girl. Convoy. Oh, that's weird. What is that? That's a white power. We don't know either.

Yeah, I know. No, no. Convoy. I mean, you've watched the most recent Ben Shapiro because we just got you guys to sign on to some real fuckbub shit Yeah, what do we got all right? Here's another one. What's your theme song and why I? Guess it could be any song, but I I don't when I saw this question

I was like I just pictured us all singing different songs about ourselves You're in a cute mood. Yeah, go ahead, friend. And pick us off. Me, me, me, me. Hamburger's and hot dogs and steak and masturbation. These are a few of my favorite things. And then I still feel so sad.

Burgers and hot dogs and nuggets and fennel. A theme. So I thought you meant like an act of something that already exists. What's all in it? I guess that works as well. Yeah, that's definitely the question. Okay. Okay.

Okay. mics would be or what? Let's let's make theme songs for each other. I know what mine beat mine would be Kim by M&M. But it's called dad. No, you're a kid. You're not beat the shun out of you. Yeah, yours would be cats in the cradle for sure.

That would be a cat's Stephen. The metal version, like the metal covered. Oh my God. Like the cookie monster singing. Crap, I know what I'm gonna show, first, boom. Oh, I found, I know what my, what she mics would be. It would be the Budweiser commercial with the frogs. Bud, why?

That would be this right here. I'm a hot dog. Yeah, that cute up. Is that your ringtone? It's 50 50. What is? Wow. See, I'm a hot dog song.

This is fantastic. What would Gabby's be? What is Wow see armor hotdog song? What would Gabby's be Bow wow I think fini's would be Shawn Michaels theme song. What is that? Oh, yeah How's that go cute? Dude that you just Unknowingly did the great that was my favorite wrestler growing up that was my whole I was like I'm gonna be that guy We know That's why you that's why you wear jeans with just yourself kissing a girl on the

You know this thing you did a lot of shoulder shimmies I looked at that that song to be playing over Fini just making someone annoyed Ask you where Broadway is. Gabby is a little tough to pin point out because I feel like it could be like a show to like some sort of like some sort of Mary Poppins west side story type thing. But yeah, but it might not be. I don't know. I think I would understand. Oh, weird slow Beyoncé song. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh So. Ah. Ah. To you, Dan.

The chat never fails to hear. Oh, no, they're 100% from the field. That's fucking hilarious. No, mics would be, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. You know, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah. All right, if you could invent something, what would you invent?

Even if it's not real, like a time machine or a magic wand, what would you invent? Well, if you're, it's automatically not real. Yeah. Well, you, what am I invent? I would invent the true. Hey, I just get these questions offline. I have this idea, right?

It's a box you keep in your kitchen, and it swirls molecules real fast to the point where it gets hot, and it cooks your meals super quick. I'm calling it a microwave. Wow. Wow. It's a Mike Roe Wave. That's what I'm saying.

Damn. I thought I was gonna write it. I am. I am. I am. I appreciate you being my hype man by repeating the punch line. But yes, that was, that was it. I'll be honest, I didn't get it until Brandon said it. So I gotta be honest, I didn't mean it, but I'm taking that.

Oh, no. I got McDonald's. If I could invent, if I could invent something, I would love to, this is like very hard to quantify too. So I don't think it's necessarily possible, but I would love, and this is what we were talking about in the past episode. If we could invent something that you could have almost

like an all-manack glossary index type of thing to be like, well now how many times I've sneezed in my life? And then you could just look it up and be like, oh my god, how many times did you ship yourself? How many times did I have a hangover? How many times did I have sex? Like a car facts for you? Yes, yes, everyone has a vid number. you. Yes, yes, everyone has a vid number. And then the sounds just go from a very black mirror. Disacres gets taken out. That's a that's a great idea though. Yeah. I would like how much would you really look at that? You look at it once at like a dinner

party for a fun little gag and then you're like, I fucking pick the sneeze book. Right. Just sneeze. Like how many times did you exercise? How many times did you exercise? How many times did you go without showering in a row? It's a bunch of fun. How many times have you had sex and lasted over 10 minutes? How many times did you go out to a bar and you know, fucking spend way too much money getting hammered?

You know, anything. The most money you've spent at a bar, you just ask it any question. How many times did you say the word fuck? What is the most money you've ever spent at a bar? Like 250 bucks by accident, dude. I went out with my buddy at this place under that bar on 2A.

There's just like this bar where you go under and it's like super fun. And it was just me and my buddy Dan and he just ordered two bottles of champagne, which was like so much fucking money and then he left and he just left. And I'm like dancing and then I get back to the table and I'm like, where is it?

It's just me and him. So he left. And I'm like, what the fuck? So I'm like, okay, I'll leave. I know that I bought a couple of beers and he didn't pay for our drinks at all. So they were like, okay, this is it. It was like $250. Yeah, he was a bad guy. He's still friends with them. He's sober now. He liked it.

He's had a lot of rock bottoms and now he's in Florida and he works for the army. Oh, no. Well, let's not dox him. And his social security number is Brendan. Do you know what's crazy is that premise was my first TV appearance on Street Court with Judge Maz and Street Court. Yeah, we Street Court with Ricky Folesse We made we made up we're like two years of the comedy and we made up a story that I left him with the bill.

That was my problem. I always blacked out and left him in the bar with the bill and he was suing to recoup the money. So Judge Mazz showed up to Broadway comedy club called me, he got very frustrated because he recognized that it was fake like eight seconds in. And yeah, he called me like a banana brain. He was very upset. Nanna brain. Yeah. That was his like, that was his hard line insult

that he would give people. Because it's like, it could, you mean, you're, it's mushy, soft and kind of bruised again. Yeah. Yeah. That hurts more than one piece at it. Yeah. How much money did you guys spend in a bar?

I think I've spent like four 50, like where I remembered the first 150, 200 and then did not, you know, all the rest is me like picking up the tab for the bar and having, I think I had like $470 in the bank at the time. Yeah, it was fucking awful. I've never spent that much, but I have spent like $75. Well, I guess close to $100 on like three or four drinks. You know what I mean? You go to a cocktail bar, they're like $19 each.

You get two rounds and you get a tip and all of a sudden it's $100 and you're like, I'm just starting to feel buzzed. I could have gotten blackout six times over if I got a couple 30 racks. Yeah, dude, I spent $68 on two gin and tonics at some club during my friends, like 28th birthday. Oh, 68 bucks. I bought the drinks, gave my card.

They gave me the thing back and it was 60. I was like, are you fucking out of your mind? You don't know. There's my question. What are you tipping on a drink? Cause I feel like the normal tip to drink is, yes, is, I made it 70 flat. You did.

Yeah. Fuck that person. They didn't tell me like just a heads up. It's like, you know, it's $34 per drink. That's it. Cause some people say you tip 18 to 20% regardless of the thing. But if I was sitting at a bar, I'm giving you $2 a drink, maybe a five if you throw me, if you top me off or something like that or put a floater in, but I'm not tipping

20% on the drink price every single time. That's crazy. What are we doing? That's crazy. Me and Alex Povone went to this bar a couple of years ago. Povone went to this bar with the sky. Who's a comic? His name's Nick.

Do you remember Nick Z? You remember that guy? He lives in a... Nope. I was just told him, everyone lives in a... Doxam. Hey, he lives in... Yeah, like no one's gonna know what you meant by.

He lives in us. He lives in a stone town right outside of the city. Let's call the story a sh- Shit, shit! He lives a stone's throw away from Greek restaurants and queens. We went to this bar a couple years ago down in the meat packing district. Nick wasn't even drinking. He was like, I got your beers, dudes.

He's like, what do you want? Two coronas. He said, I might not remember this correctly, but he said it was like 50 bucks each. We are at this like big club that was like, boom, boom. And he's like, these were like 50 bucks dude. And me and people were like, what? Yeah, it's crazy. I was sure he didn't say 15 bucks.

No, I'm not. I remember it being a lot of money though. Like, I tell you what, I know regardless of what happened, I know Brendan's exact reaction when he gave in the beer and 10,000. Whoa, Christian just went, whoa, whoa, what's over here? Crazy. Well, I don't have any of that.

Gaby, what about you? How much money have spent in a bar? Yeah. So much, So much. So much. I get all get started getting blacked out and just be like, fucking drinks on me and leave my card open. Nice.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm with Gabby. It is. You know what's funny too is there was so many parts in college when we were underage drinking at bars that we knew it was time to like start tapering off the drinking.

When Bon Jovi came on because that was the part where people started being like, whoa, but everyone tried to hit the high note and you're like, oh, this is the part where everyone seemed, they only put that on when you're blacked out drunk, but if you're like, once you heard that, you're like, and now we're leaving. Okay. I'm going to be black out and then you have a family member that you're here talking, you know coming to a speaker Everyone will just turn at you and be like You're like I know good song right and they're like he's did not like springsteen

But I could see and you're like I'll take a drink back. Thank you What about you, Mike? Money I spent like $50 maybe, that was really on me. 50 bucks. I don't drink that much. So. But you've never like, you've never bald out. You've never felt your oats one night at a bar

and we're like, fuck it, man. Let's go. Yeah, no, I've never had the money to do that. Dude, I haven't either. It's go. Yeah. Oh, I've never had the money to do that. Oh, I haven't either. Comfort. Well, I have. And I'm about I have done that where you're so comfortable. Like, where you are that you're like, I don't care how much money I spent. Let's keep this fucking party going. I'll worry about it tomorrow. Yeah. That was a famous thought. Yeah. That was a famous thought. I'd always have you figure it out tomorrow.

Of course, I'll take another triple stack of ecstasy. Thank you. What else we got, Brennan? We didn't finish the intention thing. Oh, yeah. We just started talking about drinking. I came up with, I said my invention. The Almanac thing, glossary index thing. What would you guys do?

Mine would be a collar for my dog that tells me how happy he is. Oh, wow, that's a good one. I like that. You're gonna invent something that is, well, you're like, listen, they already got, oh, no. What just happened?

Sorry, I got a phone call and apparently when you get that on a Mac, your computer explodes. But I mean, that looked like somebody just sent you child porn. And it was, it said potential spam too. So it was like, it wasn't even like my mom interrupting or somebody good, you know? Say, I like that. I like it. Bobby, from a satellite phone.

Yeah. I like that what Mike invented, what Mike invented was a dog's tail. I can know how happy they are. No, because they'll wag their tail even with, also, it would be on my phone from next to him. It would still tell me you have your mind. The same state. Right.

Okay. A little bit more specific of a thing because dogs do wag their tail even when they're not happy. They wag out of excitement. So it could be the community. Excitement's happy, you know, you get excited when you're scared as well. Right. But a different kind that I'd hope you'd be able to tell the difference with the

I can. How about this? What my dog, when my dog was died in my arms, it's wag, it's tail was wagging. So it was happy to leave her there. Yeah, but it was. I can't when my dog when my dog was died in my arms. It's wag with its tail was wagging so Yeah, but it was that was it's that was his wave Yeah, he was waving goodbye. He was saying Sionara you were good parent. Thank you Or maybe he was incredibly suicidal and the thought of leaving happy to go Thank God I'm trying not to hang on for so many years.

James dogs up here. Oh, yeah. You have no idea how pissed I was when you brought up the go fund me on the Patreon the podcast and people got me the surgery. I know that if I ever kill myself, I'm going to top of top of and I'm just gonna smile and close my eyes and just fucking drop. Here's what's gonna happen, you're gonna smile and a adult. He would try to jump off the bridge and his underwear would get caught to the part of the bridge and to snap him back up. You're right.

I can't believe he's about to get him down. I'm just hanging there. Please, nobody look. Don't film this. I would invent a car that can become also a watch. So you can have it on your wrist and then you can just go, boop and it's a car. That's actually not bad.

That's a car. I've been a parking ever. I've been a parking ever. Did you have a imagine if you're just laying in bed with your watch and you roll onto it and you always had a car land on you, murdered your wife? Somebody hits your wrist in a crowded elevator.

There'd be a lot of troubleshooting. Yeah. You're talking to the hero, the rock, and you bump into him. And he just goes, oh, God. Mike, what would you invent? Here. So I've gone back and forth on like, my first thing was like thinking since Mike said the dog thing that got my juices flowing Where maybe I'd get like a Mars attacks translator for my baby? So like he's just like

They have that that's Homer's brother does that he invented the Maggie thing to be Yeah, wow, going to watch that. So yeah, that, okay, so I guess that already exists. Since since did it. Well, still matter. Yeah, I guess it's not real. I was also thinking of some sort of blow job underwear that is self-cleaning, but it simulates a blow job.

You know what I mean? So it like completely takes care of you in like epic speed. So it's not drawn out. you could decide how long it takes if you have you know time to waste You could obviously set it to a nice you know 15 minute beach But if you're like in an elevator and you just want to you know get one get one going before your meetings Just what your knees debacle Yeah, while you're while you're fucking up your dad and you want to come at the end you put on these panties Now would you have them for women as well? Or is this a male only problem?

No, this is a male only thing frankly women don't deserve to come right I feel like it might be easier to make this for women because it's like vibrating underwear or something yeah You know vibrating underwear has to exist right? Yes, it does for sure You know, vibrating underwear has to exist, right? Yes, it does, for sure. But I'm not talking about vibrating underwear. I'm talking about like a swirling blow job that you could set it from sloppy to pristine and it just self-cleans where once you finish,

it like, you know those male shoots that you put in the plastic and it just goes, boom. Well, it just takes your load and like fires it out of the bottom of your jeans or something onto the floor that you're. Yeah. So you're just it clears your general space. Mike's just coming in public.

Like, you just, you just, you lift, you lift your leg and just shoot it like a football. Well, I think we could all agree. We're pretty far from launch at this part. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, load you in vent. I would buy Mike's invention for my boyfriend, so I would never really have to Wow in cannons. Wow, does he have a dick tattoo? No

Wow, that's the only Even a guy that handsome and with such a sturdy fist that he shows off in pictures doesn't Don't even get blow jobs But begrudgingly Just every blow job is a begrudging blow job I guess but why is that because I happily go down like you know, and I have since I was a boy But it's like still in my marriage. I happily and eagerly do that Why is it like going to work when you know a woman has to do the opposite?

It's an easier job. It's an actual appendage Sure I'm sitting there cleaning folds out and trying to get through all the fucking you know jungle snatch Jungle snatch. Yeah, I'm like whacking through it like it's a thing. That's actually the title for Jumanji 3 jungle snatch. I'm not a robbery. I thought you were in it and I was gonna fuck you on that one.

I know. I was like, that's the top. Jumanji 3. I'm gonna keep back at the right time. Damn. I'm on TV. I'm on TV. I'm on TV. I'm on TV. I'm on TV. I'm on TV. I'm on TV. I'm on TV.

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I am potentially Brennan's next friend. Yeah. Wow, we put in work this episode. There's a lot of relationship building in this one. I like this. I like Abby's obviously I am never going to give a blow job again. I am buying cannons underwear. Mike, what would you do?

We say, I'm a sensitive person that has easily hurt. Me too. All of us. Who? What are you fucking owls? Who's that boss? Rich boss is here. I'll host you with a tomorrow.

Well, she might, oh, you already said it. Perfect. Oh, Gabby, what did you, oh, you knew about today? We did it. We did it. We fucking did it. What a good show everybody. Hey, go ahead, Brandon, take us home.

Do the plugs, get all everybody's plugs, then wrap it up and thank Bobby for having us. Well, I think we had a really good show tonight. Don't you guys think? Yes. Yes. And that's it. That's all I can do. Well, I think we had a really good show tonight. Don't you guys think? Yes. And that's it. That's all I can do. Oh my God. Let's start the plugs.

Okay. Let's start the plugs. All right. What do you got? Patreon.com slash scenario. Can and shut up. patreon.com slash scenario. Pa, check that out.

Mike and I is Mike Brennan's podcast. We do not just speedy and I. Mike and I is podcasts. Also Irish goodbye. Check that out Mike and I is Mike Brennan eyes podcast. We also like and I just feed me a nice Mike and I's podcast also Irish goodbye check that out check out garbage days Brennan's other podcasts. We also yeah go do you can check me out on social media at I am Mike Fini follow me on on YouTube Mike Fini comedy got my special raging as a routine up there for watch for free. And when is this coming out mush? Sunday. Perfect. Then this weekend, if you guys are around, please come to Mohican Sun.

I'll be there the 20th to the 22nd. I'm headlining the weekend, bringing Brennan, the Seaky Raccoon Saga with me. It'll be a good time, come out and party. And that's it. You're all great. I love why could WD and thank you, Bobby, for having us. Yeah, what a sweet man.

But yeah, again, Patreon.com slash scenario pod. We can't stress how much we're putting out every single week, three hours of podcast plus all of our sketches and all that shit, all of our content that we put up. It goes there early. So be sure to check that out. We have a bunch of stuff that we're offering to different tiers. We do weekly or monthly monthly hangs and podcasting with a bunch of our listeners and stuff like that. It's super fun. It's been a great thing to fill up the time and quarantine.

Also, at I Am My Canon, My Canon Comedy on YouTube, check out my special Life Begins, which the one Robert Kelly was involved in. He's on there. He's hilarious in it. Check that out for free on YouTube. And thanks, Bobby. What a delightful fellow for giving us his platform

for the for the us allowing us to next our bullshit. Thank you, Bobby. He's the best follow us on YouTube, follow our Instagrams and follow our Twitch. Me and Fini, we twitch almost every night, sags to riches, NY Freshmaker on Twitch. We're getting can into fucking do it eventually. Probably not. But follow us there. It's a good time. Cool. Gabby. You can follow me at Gabby is Brian on Instagram and Twitter. Listen to my podcast on a bash podcast. We have a Patreon too. Patreon.com slash on a bash. And that's it. Much. Follow me at Mike Fuswores. Follow the show at Wike TV, dude on Instagram, follow it also at Caltech and Kelly, fastest best show to come out of the pandemic, make sure you

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