Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Tyrannical

Episode Date: February 2, 2015

Robert is joined by Jared Logan, Sam Roberts, Sean Donnelly, Luis J Gomez, Chris Scopo and Deepu Gill. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You're listening to Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude on the Riotcast Network, sometimes it's intense. It's rubber-killing. You know what? It's fucking fucking... It's no topic, it's no directions. But I love doing it. Why can't I still hug her? Died! Oh! Run!

What? You know what's going on, man? All drums. Sam on his penis. If Jared on the fucking head bob, that's for the WAM. Head bob. And Sean. The MEC.

It's just enjoying the song. I'm loving it. What's up people of the universe? Did we tweet out? Did we do any of that? I do. On my account. Now let's make you this. And do you think there's Scopeo,

the head of social media and the producer of the show. And he's in a country mood today. I don't know why. I'm not a country mood. I have my back's out. It's really fucked up. First of all, you don't say you're backs out. OK, your back's out means you're fucking home, you're old. You're 20, what, you don't say you're backs out. Okay, you're backs out means you're fucking home,

you're old, you're 20, what are you, 25? 27. 27, your back doesn't go out, okay? Well, it's, but you have a herniated disc. I'm a herniated disc, yeah. Oh shit, you're backs out, that's terrible. And the other day you had it and some people were trying to fuck with you saying they can get you pills

and you were like, really? And they're like, no, not really. And you're like, fuck you. Why can't you get your pills? Well, someone gave me a pill, so I'm not feeling as much pain right now. Are you on pills? Someone, yeah.

Oh, someone. Is there a pill that's going to get rid of that butt? That's the problem. Why? Is that a heavy butt? That's why your back is all off. Is there a pill that we can fucking give so we can make that last one funny?

Is there a funny pill? How did it happen? How did it happen? Uh, shoveling. I woke up early. I was going to shovel for my dad because he's older., I shovel my car out and I just felt something when I was Shuffle and I fucking pop you know you get a bend your knees. Yeah, that was maybe one of the And you know the best shovel for shoveling if you go up the curve

He said a good one if I can never, we're all just waiting for better, and we just go, oh wait, whoa. Well, I only listened to him a third of the time, so I have to like catch it at the exact right moment. So I didn't catch the good one. Wow, you're off today. I'm on off today. I'm gonna start, yeah.

I'm gonna start, yeah. And I'm on, you're in here. And I'm on by one. I'm just for a second. Let me hear you. Hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, check. I'm just talking.

You know, like a rattlesnake,, hello, hello, hello, hello, check. I'm just talking. You're really, you know, like a rattlesnake, like a garden snake under a piece of plywood. Did you just repeat it to his mic check? That's actually the joke that I did in my mic check. Did you really? Yeah, I mean, it's cool. You get have it if you want it. Hey, it's my show.

You need it. I'll call this man, see you in whatever joke I want him on this fucking show. This is what we find out by we just steals all of my check jokes. My next hour is called my check All right, we're going around the room. Let's let's introduce ourselves. We get to my left My name is Sam Roberts and their heads cut off for some reason but they go now you get it He didn't have a head poor D. Poo didn't compensate for your afro well That's a three inch something we could have done in show prep.

Well, he, oh shit. Oh, not go after Deepo. Just saying my hair is not go after you, okay. Do not go after the poo. It's kind of my thing, people know. We got Sam Roberts. From the Bob and Sam show, the famous Bob and Sam show,

which happens every once in a while. It's not even, that's the thing. You don't do it anymore, so it's not the famous, like people, it's like the joke even with the listeners. I do do even, that's the thing. You don't do it anymore, so it's not the famous. Like people, it's like, the joke even with the listeners. If they were aware of it, you've done it once. I've been, once, you've done my show one time. Well, because I'm at work in comedian and Fridays,

I'm usually working. Is that right? That's how it works. Yeah, there's no really gigs from Tuesday. Boss calls in. Yeah, cause he's doing a restaurant. It's the time, huh? No, I will, I'd love to call it.

Just call randomly. Random, is he random? Random, that's my new show on series called Random. Just talking about random things, like this. Dude, fucking skydiving. Yes, scary. Yeah, come. Chewy.

Yeah. It's called Hulk Hogan Super random super random. That'd be a great show. Anyways, we got Lewis Gomez. Oh Jay Gomez Preface the sense of rattlesnake you were the most sensitive dude You are fucking he that is the fuck you know what he's not an asshole He's not a fuck no, he's a sensitive. I'm not sensitive. I'm fucking I have You know what I am sensitive, but not in the way you're thinking no, we are you are a girl I have I have hyper sensitive. I love this out. He's sensitive and narcissistic because he'll take a he'll take any negative

Think about him He'll make it into a super hero power. Yeah, I have powers. You're right. Thank you You know how you fuck hours you before the show somebody goes What you say you were late you go you were late and you go fuck you dick fuck I wasn't late like those you went from zero to 60 No, I said why can I say why because what scopo does is this scopo. Oh here we go. Here we go It's not scopo. It's Bobby really. What is it?

Bobby's tyranny. Well, Bobby's tyranny. Well, Bobby's tyranny. I mean, tyranny helping you at every turn. It's just promoting you all like getting everybody into you, getting you off the streets here, getting you off the streets with a trench coat. I mean, that tyranny is, I I mean the one who fucking pretty much handed you Hey, you got to get this guy that tyranny goes what happened scope oh come down

The same way Kelly used to come so I'll fuck you real quick. Oh fuck yourself I just finished a sentence. I just want you to know when you feel those words me wanting you to be on time for the show that I Promote you and the way is a tyranny which by the way, okay? That's a tyranny. Which by the way. Okay, that's a tyranny. Yesterday on the phone he was like, no more fucking big shows. We're doing small shows from now on. I did, I fucked up.

Well Sam, no, we were supposed to have three people. And Sam, at the last minute, he couldn't do it the other day. But at the last minute I got a call and I was like, you know what, Sam's that guy. If he's like, you know, yeah, come on in. But on the tyranny thing. Yeah. Like as I was like, you know what, Sam's that guy. If he's like, you know, yeah, come on in. But on the tier anything. Yeah. Like as I was driving here, Adrian was calling me

and being like, please just make sure that you're there at 10 to 3. Yeah, because Bobby gets really mad at Scopo. If you're not on the list. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's exactly what he said. We, me and Scopo had to talk about this. I don't get mad at Scopo for not at all.

This is what he does. If I call, someone's 10 to 3 and I call him, they're not here, like I did with Louis. I said, Louis is not here yet and Bobby said, okay, no problem. Here's a deal with Scopo, which you guys don't get. And this is like when you fight with your girl and your girl will go to all her friends

and tell you what a fucking douche. And they're like, yeah, fuck him. But then you'll come back and you'll have, talk with your girl and be like, look honey, I did that because of this. Oh, you know what, I'm sorry, you're right. I shouldn't have done that and you're right and I apologize. They never go back and tell their girl.

That's what they done. So they fucking, that's what this guy was just fucking, they see me going, you fucking piece of shit. What are you doing? That's what they see. They don't realize that I've asked Scopo a million fucking times, all I want you to do is make a call. If you call Lewis,

if he's supposed to be there a quarter of, call him a minute past quarter of, if he doesn't pick up the phone, fine. Call everybody and just say, where are you? And if nobody answers when I go, hey, where is everybody, he goes, I don't know, I told him to be here. Yeah, but did you fuck it?

No, I didn't. Every fucking week for six weeks in a row. That's like so good. So that's the definition of fucking, that's making somebody go insane. But you probably has the feeling like I had when I told my dad, I don't know. Yeah, but I'm not, but that's not an answer. Exactly when I told my dad I don't know yeah, but I'm not but that's not exactly what I told him

Yeah, this is what I told him I go I'm not your fucking dad. I'm your friend. Yeah, and we're business partners now He's part of this show. He makes up whatever profit. I make he and him up. We're together in this This is a business we're doing together Yeah, so like the Patriots say you're fucking job So like the Patriots say do you fucking job Yes, he did I don't know what happened there because we the money is making World That was absolutely correct but it's serious that about your rocket launcher So and get my hands chopped off, but I'm doing it here, So fun, but he's Indian in his country that would have bought him India

That's what I'm saying you could about nine gunga dens the way the way Scopo comes at me Yeah, but he was were friends and because of your tyranny. It's not a tyranny. So even like just now you're tyranny You're the tyranny though. No, you can't not on my show, but the tyranny not on my show, but the tyranny. The tyranny thing. I'm making a part for you. And even the way you tell me to tell me what tyranny is, because you, yeah, but here's the thing. You show up whenever you want to show up.

I've already been listening to me. You're just talking. But here's the thing, who's running the tyranny? If somebody says to you over and over and over, can you please do something? Please, that's it. Just please do this.

And then you go, yep, I got it. And then you continually not do it. Who's the tyranny? Who's really running? You know what the word tyranny means. I just want to keep saying it. You're a tyrant. How's that?

You're a tyrant. That works. Because you're the one who's fucking just making your rules. It's my show. I just want people here at a certain time, so or no when you're going to be here. Because you did that. Because I have to have

that's brilliant what he just did what I don't know how I'm in trouble right now you're not trouble no no no nobody was because I asked my super sensitive senses are tingling and I'm sensing that I'm in trouble I said to him today I go where where's Lewis he goes I call them he didn't pick up I go fine that's all the reason why I would get mad at him because he wouldn't know where anybody is So it's like all you have to do you is what I told you to do fucking 20 times I'm not your dad. You can tell me to go fuck myself. You can say look. I just call him So you know so look when I go where is everybody at 5 of you go called Lewis didn't pick up Sam's gonna be here exactly at 3 Jarrods he he downstairs right now.

Sean is coming up. They were all on time. Yep, of course they are, cause they're white. They're white. But, so today, right, we had this talk last week. I was like, oh my God, no one had a problem with you today, but you weren't on time. You know, Kung-Face right here just said

I wasn't on time. You're not on time. If you know what time is, because you don't work in reality, or you never had a real fucking job, that's not true. I've actually had probably the highest paying job at if anybody in this room.

Wow. What is it? What is it? What is it? Probably not Sam. Sam's doing better. What is it? Sam's producing one of the biggest shows in the world.

What is it? Is it when you were a Barker? Is that you made a lot of money? No. It's probably what I did. I think it's actually. You're probably I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. about it. That's more money than anybody I'm talking about. I'm more than that doing stand-up comedy. You're a day job. I make so much more than that. No, but are you talking about having a day job?

Yeah, okay, but day job. I'm talking about that. I know what I say. First of all, that's not a real job. That's a job that you create. You're a salesman. You could be selling fucking shingles, okay? That's not true.

I know economics.'t work to the economics also and when you're a trainer right you're a trainer or you sign people up for what did you do what did you do I was a membership advice that's not a thing that's not anything that's fucking that's your fucking shield you're just getting fucking milf's. No, no, no, this is a great fuck off. You're the shit. You're the shit.

You're the shit. You're the shit. You're the shit. You're the shit. I'm saying that you didn't have to show up. You're the shit. When you have to show up at a job, and you have to be there at nine o'clock,

you should be there at 10 o'clock. You don't come in at nine. Any boss will say, if you're a fucking 15 minutes late, if you have to be there at nine and you show up at nine, you're fucking 15 minutes late you have to be there at nine and you show up at nine you're 15 minutes late I was downstairs yeah but nobody had a problem with you today scope or did that's my fucking point and the scope of the point and he's got a back problem

talking about is this right here because you come at him and then he gives me shit I didn't all I told him the fuck up school who's tearing his And then he gives me shit. I didn't all I told him was the fuck up school I said fucking white you feet because I fucking tracked it You had a clean job I've been trying to make a point for fucking 20 minutes sucks and every time I fucking try to say a sentence Yeah, I know You do that a lot to people that's not true. Absolutely. That's not true. You just try to throw it to. Yeah, I know. You do that a lot to people. That's not true. Absolutely.

You just try to throw it to shitty jokes when you do it. What the fuck? Scopo's got back. What's up, Adrian? Here's a deal. Scopo, when you came, when you, today when,

when where's Lewis, you said, I call him in and pick up. There was the end of it, right? No, I think he's getting that out. But you're stuck in the end of it with him. Yeah, how am I involved in that? Because if you weren't so tyrannical, he wouldn getting mad at me. What's the point? But you're not the end of it with him, because he comes in. How am I involved in that?

Because if you weren't so tyrannical, he wouldn't come at me like that. You stressed him out. You gave him a reason. If you showed up, he's a huge rigor. If you answered your phone when he called you, so you say, I'm right down Stereas, then he wouldn't be fucking important phone call. I don't trust it in. Check your phone.

What was the important? Tell me important. How important is the equinox? How important was it? Advising son on their membership. I know exactly you're Nothing important about you want to get told or do you want to get cut Wonder's a point unless it was about your family. That's there's nothing else. What was it? What was so important was it business related? Yeah, oh really? What was it? Tell us not your fucking business? Exactly It wasn't important none of the YKW did fans business exactly

Wasn't important what was it guys? We still haven't introduced Jaren shown We fucking had a sit on this fucking narcissistic I rinse for a while like shitty Thanksgiving All the fighting no food You know how I was right about you We'll get into that relax look at your all whipped up. No, I'm good with him food i was right about you uh... we'll get into that relax look at your own whipped up now i'm going to be we met our peace well go ahead

he got you met me the other day for that he'll be a little bit more is that i was fucked up into the airport at eight o'clock in the morning that it was right when so much money why would anybody have to drive you to the airport can you choose your firms account that i said my last

i know it's called the joke you fucking numbs go go ahead So then I made a joke about it That's what you know you don't even so what did you say what you said asshole? What did I say? Oh, I said you said cow head said you talk over everyone I always got a point and you go you're like Kelly for stuka. You just fucking digging in It was what was it no I, I said, I said, cow head was shitting on me on Owen J. And then I was like, I was like,

I fucking forgot that this guy even existed. The second he walked out of the studio and this guy's taking every opportunity for the past year and I have to shit on me publicly. And you're like, dude, come on bro, he hasn't been fucking thinking about you. And I was like, that's your problem dude, you're my fucking friend, you're not that guy's friend.

Why would you fucking get this fucking dude's back? Woo, that's it man. He would you fucking get this fucking news back? Yeah This is sensitive. That's truth if you would be fucking it was it was 8 30 in the morning I was driving you fucking airport I know it's friend Don't be a ball. He could have been put much more like you feel better like like he was saying It was bad man. He wasn't I know what's cool. I was doing. Oh No, he's not in a bad mood

I'm so full of the way that's why my fucking feet don't talk me like I'm an asshole I get the Bobby stresses you out don't Look at me don't fucking throw me into this you fucking piece of shit That's why I said you're a tyrant see what I'm saying that's what you do You're a fucking manipulating cock sucker somebody asked you to wipe you through wipe your feet I did you fucking feed and shut the fuck up I did when I came in he told me to wipe my feet And I this is my fucking And I

And then you got to come in and bust his balls about actually you've been talking you've been saying wipe my feet Nine times I wipe my feet and shut the fuck up and he said dude I just fucking told you to wipe your feet idiot because it was still tracking my Dude, I just fucking told you to wipe your feet me defending myself. That's my mother's walk. Now you're physically, that's herding people. And she's not around anymore. Okay. Oh, why would you?

That was the first time my mother's dead joke didn't work. You're so sensitive, dude. What's wrong with you? I'm not sensitive. You're... Jared, how you doing? Hey, I'm not sensitive. You're... You scythe how you do it. Hey, I'm alright. I got a couple things.

Which is like, I don't think like, you know, who cares if someone's on time really? Well, it's like, it's a construct. It's made up. Like, hair is gonna get you all, you're hyped up in temperate. I don't mind about, I do mind. Well, first of all, time for me is very important because I don't have to do this show. He's only got 12 years left.

To do this show. That's where we go. I wanted to step on it, but I heard a couple laughs while I let it roll. Fucking Sam's little fucking twink angle made of go. Oh, no, I'm here. I only have a certain, I have to go. I have shit to do.

Oh, you guys sit to do it. I can't fucking, I used to be able to go from, you know, whatever, I'll stay there all fucking night. But now it's very scheduled to get this show in once a week for me. So when I say three, we have to go from three to five. And what I learned too is that if he shows up late, if you gotta go somewhere, or some,

I would people will like do it, I gotta go. And now the show's fucked. I can't have that two hours of the people because one person shows up late, I'm fucking everybody else, including myself. So it's just, look dude, if you're gonna do the show, tell me I can't make the first hour, I'll only do the second, or I'm gonna be right on time.

But that's why it's like, when I say dude, tell people to be here, and when I go where are they, like today, just know where they are. If he's fucking common or he didn't answer the phone, let's go, let's just move on with the show. I just know I've always been obsessed with being on time, and I'm the only one.

Like I'm the only, like nobody shows up on time. I'm on time all the time. I'm on time all the time. All the time. There's, I think people who are perpetually late, like a good amount late, I think that's a subtle, subconscious fuck you together,

you know. I think it's a you're not worth, but not you, you weren't late late. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no It's it's it is I think you're not worth it like I've learned something this Sean introduce yourself. Oh, I'm Sean Donnelly. Yeah, and I time is important to me Like a weird 12 step. I learned this the closer you get to certain people the more you You get treat you get treated a lot you shinier you get treated, you get treated, you're shinier.

They treat, they know the aridie breeds can tend. It really does, it's very true. The, the, when you, the, when you don't really know somebody, they, they'll show up on time, they, they treat you with respect, the more you get to know somebody, it's like, you family, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like, you know, and then you, you know, so there is certain, like that's why boundaries exist. It's like, look, you don't fuck you, don't go there. You have to kind of do that with people. But, so this show, the more people Lewis has been on it, he's a regular. So he's gonna, it's like any job, you know when you get a job and you're always on time

and you're always fucking there, but then you slowly learn how much work you couldn't get away with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been learning how to live within the gray area. So like when you can fucking be a little bit late to certain things, you do it. Right. But if I don't like it, I don't like to start the show late, but you know, this show evolves too.

Like, look, you know, we're having guests on now for just an hour instead of it being two because some people can't stay for that. So it's like, fuck, I can't do two. I just do the first. So this show's been evolving since the time I started and it was also a lot strict when it first started. Like we used to roll in. Yeah, because I didn't have a kid.

I didn't have my, you know, I was just doing stand up and this, I have a ton more shit than I'm doing. So I really, and I live a 45 minutes to an hour away now. So for me to fucking roll in here, it takes away, I could be with my kid right now, I could be with my family, I could be, I have three scripts I have to read by Tuesday, I have lines, I have shit,

well it's, there's more shit to do. So, and that's why time becomes more important. Well for me to come in here and do this, and look, I'm promoting everybody in the room, especially the regulars. If there's anybody that's fucking benefit from this, because I kind of got who I got, people who they don't know who listen to me are all, who's this fucking guy? Sean, a general, oh my god, fucking, you know, Lewis, you know, he's gotten fans that he

gets to take with him away, you know, so we all kind of promote each other. So it's very important to me to be on time for something. I especially when somebody says, hey, you know, I don't, or, you know, I need you to do this. Can I just point out one thing really quick? Yeah. I have not been late to the show and I can't even tell you how long. I mean, I literally, I don't even know the last time I was late. You were talking about when I showed up.

We're not talking about you right now. You're assuming that this late thing, We're not talking about you right now. You're assuming that this is a general in general. We're not talking about, we're talking about in general about the late thing. You're making it personal because you're sensitive. Why am I not talking about you first? I'm not talking about the conversation again.

I just wanna say, I know this is my first time here, but you can go ahead and treat me with contempt and call me a mother fucker. And Lewis can like, threaten to punch me and shit, I would never do that. I'm not that guy. Well, you just, it could happen. It could happen. It could happen.

I'm a provoking. But it is, like, I've lost, I don't talk to certain people anymore in my life. Joe DeRose. No, no. But it's like, you know, there's certain things where the cost of that, you're saying. No, it's not because of that.

It's because general disrespect. No, not disrespect. It's because, you know, there's certain things where the cost of that, you're saying? No, it's not because of that, it's because general disrespect. No, not disrespect, it's because when you want this and they want that, or you, you know, you, all right, look, man, you gotta kind of walk away at some point. You know, where there's a friend of mine who bugs the shit out of me, and it got to the point

where it was stressing me out because of my reaction. I don't know how to react to it. I have a temper. I flip out. I can't do that. So therefore, I can't be putting that relationship because I just snap. I don't know how to deal with that anymore. Yeah. And I can't, I used to be able to just go fuck you and snap and fuck and argue. I can't do that anymore because I have, I'm slowly trying to phase that fucking psycho bob out and it's hard to do It's hard to do because that's how I kind of survived for years having that Fucking power to go go fuck yourself you fucking and have it out, you know, and then come out of the ashes from that But you after you do that you just feel so much better, right?

Wouldn't it just I know you feel bad right? You feel guilty I get into a fight and you win, even if you win, you're like, I wish you fucking hurt that person. I don't want to fucking hurt you. I'll do what it shows. I yell at people in the audience. And then afterwards people are like,

that was funny and I'm like, I feel like a piece of shit. It's weird, right? Yeah. And I'm weird that you feel, because you realize that it's a human being. You just fucking attacked. Yeah.

And you know, while you yelling at them or like, you're joking. You're making fun of them Yeah. And, you know, well, you're yelling at them or are you joking? I'm yelling at them sometimes. Yeah, I mean, both, but still, I'd rather just do my shit. What they're taking in as a joke. Now, if you got funnier jokes, do you think that would... Well, I mean, yeah, these are the things I think about. It's all about my jokes ultimately, right? If you guys, I don't know, Jared is the one who opened up for my special. Yep. I know it

Now what's this I heard about this. What is this? Either people are going I know who you are just because Lewis Jay Gomez mentions you I have no qualms with you Okay, Bobby Kelly's tyranny is the problem. Oh my god. We're back. Well here's how you get out of the tyranny Kelly's tyranny is the problem. Oh my God, we're back to that. Well, here's how you get out of the tyranny. Just don't come. Literally, you get out, I'm not, the here's what I'll do for you.

This is what I'm gonna do, so I'm gonna get you out of your, the tyranny, I'm not gonna put you on gigs anymore. You can just go get your own gigs. But that's not the tyr, that's not what you're being more tyrannical, man. No, I'm not, no, I'm gonna release you from my kingdom. You are really not a good person. I'm gonna release you from my kingdom.

No, no, no, no, I'm a good person. You, I want you to, I want you to go you from my kingdom. You are really not gonna release you from my kingdom. No, no, no, no, I'm not gonna. You are not gonna release you from my kingdom. I want you to go start your own kingdom. But I'm gonna release you. You look like a fucking king. I'm gonna release you. I will release you from the show. And the YKWD first of all is gonna take a huge hit

if I don't have you on. I mean, it could crumble. Well, no, it could crumble. It could crumble. It could. No, it could, but it could fall apart. Like I could lose their cast. I could lose a lot of listeners if I don't have you on everywhere.

Or I could have a lot of people really want to come on the show and make it bigger. But anyways, I'll have you, you can just go and do, what is it, lead just ganks, that's fucking popular. Real ass dude, which is holy shit. And then you got hammer fisting, right? I'll just really you can be released so you can go you can show up whatever you want for those things You can do whatever you want and know there'll be no more tyranny in your life So you wait so you were upset that you then Bobby didn't ask you to open for the special

No, no, no, no, no, no, it's my tyranny. No, no, I was upset that I specifically pressured Bobby for weeks to let me open for a pressure. Is that a tyranny? And what is that? Wait a minute. What is a prep what do you mean? Is that called pressure? It looked at me in the face and said no. Yeah, you know what man? You got to be cool. You can't ask that shit. So I can't I can't say no to you. I can't say yes. I can't say what what what should I do? What kind of tear what who's doing the tyranny if I can't say no to you?

I wanted him to do it. He's a he does that as a profession. He's opened. He goes what's the show? It is one of my special powers. What's the show you did? I warmed up for the Colbert report bang for Half-hour the John Oliver show HBO bang and the half hour, you know, those are definitely Half-hour, this is definitely stream on this fucking Bobby Kelly. What's that all these fucking political nerd shows that you're all Yeah, but that's the key though is that why would I want to have a person? Why would I it was more see the fact that you wanted it it was all about you no doing it No, he was coming in to do the job at hand to open up a show It was you you it was all about you. It was my special He was coming in to do the job at hand to open up a show.

It was you, it was all about you. It was my special, but for some reason, you made it about you. That's not true. Absolutely, you're still bringing it up. Like I said, no. It was the first time I went in a room with him and I was brought up, he specifically asked me.

Yeah, but you're still, you're saying it was a tyranny. You're still one. I just said no to you. For one time, one time I've said yes to you a lot of times, but one time I said no because I wanted, I was about my special, but it was about you somehow. It made, because I said no to you and you didn't get what you want from me.

So it's a tyranny. I mean, seriously, that's my friend. You can't ask your friends for shit. You can ask co-workers, but I don't think you can ask your friends. No, you can, I've done a lot. He've asked me for a lot of shit and I've done a lot your friends for shit. You can ask co-workers, but I don't think you can ask your friends for that. No, you can, I've done a lot. He's asked me for a lot of shit, and I've done a lot of shit for him.

That's cool, that's cool. That's a little nice. That's why it hurt my feelings when you said no. But it's not about you, it's my special, and I explained to you, it was about my special. So am I not allowed to have feelings? No, you're sensitive, you can. Feeling.

The word we're looking for, I think, is touchy. That's what it is like. You like poetry. Yeah, but you made it, but somehow, at the beginning of this, you said it was a tyranny that I was being mean to you. No. You're tyranny. You said it was a tyranny. You said bobs.

Once again, bobs. Am I out of my mind, Sam? Let me ask you this though. Sam, Sam. Sam translate. He didn't say you were being mean to him. He said you were being tyrannical. So that's a scope ball, right?

No, no, no, no, it's different. No, it's different. You could be tyrannical. Being tyrannical means you won't mean to him. He said you're being tyrannical. So that's so cool. No, no, no, no, it's different. You could be nice. You could be tyrant tyrant. Being tyrannical means you won't listen to reason. It's your way or the highway. So having my special, my special, wanting it to be my way is, is that really tyrannical? I would say when it's the Robert Kelly special and here at the podcast when your face is on the mic flag. Yeah. It's not crazy to think that you'd be the one setting the rules. Wow. It's not crazy. It's not crazy.

So it's not really tyrannical. It's probably just my show or my special. And I can do it. I can, it's not crazy out of the, out of the box or out of line to do it my way. To start on time. To start on time, right? Like if, like the O and A show, does it start on time? Yeah,

oh, yeah, it does. Exactly. Yeah, I kind of like the idea that you just told him. He said, no, he could have just been around the bush and been like, I don't know. And and and and puts you footed around it, but he just told you, no, that's kind of cool. No, but the way you said, no, maybe think there was a chance that I could do it still. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. How did you want me to say it? How'd I say it? Should have been a little bit more tyrannical in the way you said it. I thought you wanted to turn it. You just told me I was. You're a flip flopper.

Bob, all over the place. That's the problem with you. I don't know how to read. How do you read? How do you want? I think you're like a round book. Where's the bomb in that room? Bob bandanda, please.

I'm sorry, nobody else is making jumps. All right, dude, we're trying. We'll stress it out right now. Yeah, well, it's, it's, here, I mean, this is exactly what my Calda was talking about. Dude, I don't care. You just take all the show. You just take all the show.

Me and my Calda had our fucking, we had our peace. We're fine. You had your peace, are you made peace? We had our peace. What happened? Mm-hmm. Is that right? It's my language.

I made up my own language. Realized language, guys. Made our piece. Real. It's made our piece. We made our piece. Yeah, not had our time. You don't speak rattleslead.

You're joking. I sure. Wow. So, do you think you're a pro wrestler walking around all the time? No. No. Do you talk like a pro wrestler?

I like to think of myself as a fucking something. A renegade? Sorry, I can't pick a word. What are you? A tilt? What the fuck happened to you? No, I'm fucking something. A renegade. Sorry, I can't pick a word. What are you, what a tilt? What the fuck happened to you? No, I'm fucking annoyed. Are you guys laughing right now? You're coming at me.

Yeah, but you love it. You love it. You love it. You love it. That's why you fight with people. You love it. You love arguing. I don't care what you're fighting.

Who do I fight with? You fight with Scopo. You fought with him today? Scopo? Bob a minute ago. You fight with Sam. I would never fight with him today? Scopo? Bob a minute ago. Yeah. You fight with Sam if you, I would never fight with Sam.

Sam had a great time on the show. Oh, yeah, that's right. And I guarantee, and I'm gonna say this, when Mike call to a called, OP show, and say, I don't know where, anyway, that thought it was unfair.

I don't know where he was like, you guys don't have that Lewis Gomez. Lewis, you did say Lewis Jacob. Lewis Jacob. Lewis Jacob. You said that. And I was like, and then he said, you know, you know, I talked over everybody makes

Bob's podcast terrible. Bob, what is the right notes going? It was great on my show. He's on our channel. He's on my show. And he was great. Lewis, what is he here? Cowan.

Yeah. I think because I called him man cow in here and I think that fucking got you that day. I call him man cow. And I think that was funny. That's funny. That was the one moment that I think it really I could tell it was you in that day. I call the man-cat. And I think that was the funny, that's funny. That was the one moment that I think it really, I could tell it was kind of like switched, she kind of like rolled his eyes.

And then that day he didn't like me. And then he left, I never thought about him again. And then over and over again, get these little tweets, oh this guy's talking shit about you, this guy's talking shit about you. I'm like, I don't even fucking know who this guy is. Until it all culminates with this shit, Oh no, and Jay.

Which, look, at the end of the ring. We're not calling on Jay. I have to. What are you going to call it? Talk show, OPs. OPs show. OPs and Jim OPs. Owen J just sounds like a morning.

I can't. You're morning. You're morning OJ. Morning OJ. I can't fucking do it. Fresh. Fresh is called. Yeah.

Let's just call it the OPs. Call it fresh. Fresh. What are they officially calling out? The OPs show. It's OPs and Jim Norton. I mean, you can call the OP all fresh. We're fresh. What are they officially calling out? The OP show it's OP and Jim Norton. Yeah, I mean you can call it I just say OP show that bad to Sam want to throw in and Sam But not a not a and D that little symbol ampersand yeah, the ampersand Opin Jim and ampersand Sam ampersam Sam Sam Dude, so here's the deal. He I get a I get a fucking phone call from this little detect

Oh me yeah, and It text messages too, right you sent me text messages And they call it calls me up and he is so I don't look I got a million things I'm trying to you know, it's like I'm just trying to adjust to my fucking life with you know all this crazy And all of a sudden you get a phone call and it's like, I'm just trying to adjust to my fucking life with all this crazy, and all of a sudden you get a phone call. And it's like, fucking, dude, I'm gonna, and it was like no joking, like I know when he, dude, I'm gonna fight, like his anger in here, his nod.

It's like real anger. Well, his anger in here is real anger, but it's not threatening, it's like, go shut the fuck up. When he yells at Scopo, it's like, shut up. You can shake him out of it in two seconds, you know what I mean? It's like throwing a fucking stick. A him out of it in two seconds, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's like throwing a fucking stick a dog could be barking throw a stick And he's squirrel you know what I mean, but this was like I'm gonna fuck this was real I like to hear that this was fucking dude. I'm not kiddin dude

I'm gonna fucking punch him in the fucking me not you I know my acting's good Me I know my acting's good. He hit me? I thought that's what he was saying. I'm gonna punch Logan in the fucking face. I love that when you get a cost of you turn unto Sherlock Holmes, older brother. Me? I'm the opposite of Lewis. When I get under threat, I get high pitched and more of feminine English. And English.

I'm like, why are you angry? I become like Paul Lind when I'm like under the breath. I will like a fucking daffodil, man. You have the middle square. Yeah, man, I do. Me? I start making cock sucking like any window. The second someone's about to hit me.

Maybe we're not so different. Yeah, it looks like the same. That's what I'm going to do. So this is Mike Calta. He's the number one, He was number one afternoon show, aka cow head from back in the day. He took over the morning spot for above of the love sponge and left now. He's the number one guy in the morning and you know, it's that radio thing, but he's great guy. Treats comics great. He's a fucking fan of fan of mine I'm a fan of his he you

know he's also an ONA supporter and you know it's just a fucking good guy he's a good guy and him and Lewis he was in here one time and Lewis and him didn't hit it off you know there's two alpha males and that was crazy that was the they mean Kelly had the fight yeah well well he really hated Lewis that a lot of people fighting here but the thing, which I don't mind, I'd rather have people actually say shit allowed than to fucking walk out here and fucking hate the point. Sure.

I'd rather have that than have resentments. You know what I mean? I'd rather tell fucking Lewis, go fuck yourself and I'm say it back right in me. Well have that little thing at the beginning. I think that's more interesting to listen to. And actually it's healthier for the show. And to walk away and then go on a national radio platform and start shitting on some young

comic that's coming up. Yeah, but here's the thing is I think, you know, when you call on A, you got to look at it too. First of all, he mentioned your name. I think he got hung out there a little bit where nobody was like, yeah, fuck, Lew, defending you, so you just kept yapping. And then, I actually called them up too, and I was like, look, dead.

Even though he's a fucking doldo, he's one of us. So it doesn't matter what you think. Thank you, Bob. He's one of us. We have to take care of our own. That's it. You can't go, you can't go, once you're in, once it's like the mob, once you're in, once, it's like the mob, once you're in,

once you're Donnie Brosko, then you're in. It's called game being made. Yeah, Donnie Brosko does cooler, but you can say it less funnier and cooler if you want more. It's called being made. Is it giving the correct vernacular? No, Donnie Brosko, being Donnie. What did it mean?

No, but he was brought into the mob, he was Donnie Brosko. Hey, he's with me. He's a friend of me. All right Yeah, but here he was supposed to be in the mob he brought He brought we all got it I promise I know but it's fucking heat. This is he can stay on fucking Italian my dad and my uncles And I worked for garbage people. I'm sorry I stepped on your toes Stop talk to us. What do you got now? I was just giving you the correct vernacular of the wrong I love you high by the way. This is I mean the correct

Yeah, he's fucking stone. Yeah look at him. Look at his eyes his hair. It's fucking hats on you No Pills all right anyway, so that's how high you are you don't know what you fucking did so he He was he he fucked up, you know what I mean? And he he you know whatever even if he doesn't like you don't like him It's that you don't fucking do that on ONA you know what I mean because Lewis should be now that no one a Or Jay well fuck they call it Now they have a new young guys on and he should definitely be in that fucking mix and you kind of step it on that and you can't do that

Oh, he should he even dance soda on you having all these other fucking guys on He should be in that line just like I was when Norton brought me in and then we all kind of went through that system The farm team and you know, yeah, you can't it's one thing to Should on each other on on air, but I think like put the kai on something. Yeah, you can't do that and but here's a thing This is why I love Mike as soon as he's a guy I fucked up and he fucking boom he was on fire He was with Lewis went said he literally said fuck it and fuck Tampa. I don't care if I ever play Yeah, I don't say I don't care if I play Tampa. I just started shitting on him on Twitter all morning As I'm drinking coffee with my son bouncing on my lap.

Yeah. Just rage, just angered tweets. I saw a tweet from you where you were like, who's this motherfucker talking shit about me? And then a little bit later, I just saw a tweet from you, okay, cool dude, I thought that you were saying shit about me. It's all good. And then every time I've had an angry tweet,

it's somebody where they criticize my joke on Twitter And I'm like hey listen, dude. Thanks for correcting my later. They're like I'm a huge fan. Sorry I'm getting rid of fans all by myself just by being like a fucking hot If you just like let it ride people are like I got to interact with Jared Logan and everybody else is like who the fuck is Jared Logan One guy that likes me. I'm like going after him. Well, the first day that he was on, I'm fair to catch your mom. That's your mom. Yeah, my own time.

Can you do me one second? I'm tying that bandana and throw it to Shawn. Ah! A little the first thing that happened, like, you know what I do? The first thing. I'm, I'm, hang on a second. I'm sorry. You know, you're not getting away with that.

Put that right in. You're gonna slip by because I'm not on all the time. Fuck you, Shawn. I'm a fuck you. I would guess you fucking. I'm never here get away with that. Put that right in. You're gonna slip high because I'm not on all the time. Fuck you, John. Fuck you. I would guess. You fucking. I'm never here. You have.

You got them fucking troll. You look like one of the trolls in the new Hobbit movie. Did you know that? The cute one. I know. David told me in a Hobbit-y troll movie. They were in him. They were, I mean, they were dwarves, but yeah.

Hey, sorry. You're doing it. Oh, you're like, it like a troll is like gigantic creature. It's like a dwarf is like small. I mean they were dwarves but yeah, hey sorry I can't Dwarf is like I'll meet you in the mall on Sunday. We can do some warcraft I'm down really. Yeah, I mean What is not you're gonna be Yeah, they do you didn't know that where and the then in the shops and the student't see, don't fucking trash my joke because you're dumb.

Oh. What do they put, what do they put in the shops? They have come to the shops and stuff. They have come to the shops and the mall. They'll get them all. You guys, if you go to the toy stores, whatever,

in the back there's always a fucking table of fucking jarrads and shons. And that day guys, he's not in the group. Sean, come on. I'm not, I'm not nerd. I'm not nerd. I'm no nerd. There's always a budget and there's a table

and they're fucking playing the warcraft or they're playing magic gathering. Magic gathering or the other one, dungeon dragon. Which I didn't enjoy magic the gathering one over there. I fucking would love to just sit in on one of those but I know they have way too many elixirs. You know how great you would feel about yourself

after watching one of those? Yeah, but I love,. I disagree. I really? Here's the reason why because these these fucking dudes are okay. They're not out. They're not drinking. They're not dragging They're not banging and doing what I'm fucking trying to be edgy or cool or badass. They're just saying fucking this is me I'm gonna go to the mall with a bunch of the fucking thwabes and we're gonna have the I'm gonna be a war with a bunch of other fucking tweebs, and we're gonna have the, I'm gonna be a war-winged fucking warlord. I'm gonna fly in with my,

fucking elixir in my fucking diamond-edged sword that lights up of the electricity, and I will stab you a fucking dragon. That's Jared. Fucking love it. I fucking love that, because they're finding a way to be a badass, have fun and not hurt anybody.

Yeah, it's fucking weird when you see a table of dudes that definitely there's just fucking cheetos and fucking you who's at a table, and they're just been there for hours. But I fucking love it. I'd love to be able to sit down and just shoot the shit with my personality, hanging out with those fucking dudes would be a blast.

You'd be great if you ever wanna, if you ever wanna play Dungeons and Dragons, I'll have you in a game. I'll fucking do that, absolutely. That would be really fun. Fuck yeah I'd love to do that when you love to do that with your person with your fucking aggressive Puerto Rican Puerto Rican you know fun that would be for him just getting mad Funny too. Yeah, no No, I would not like to do that. Why you would love to do don't play Dungeons and Dragons?

I mean not to be not not be calm I've never played it But when I've seen my friends playing it I stopped being friends with them. Why? Why it's just a lot. I don't know man It's a lot. It's a very long game very very long game It's like a whole my plan is playing it's also a game where you're just making up as you go along for three four hours Do you play for a long? I do it would be fucking all night and it's just I don't know if you're not into it

You're not into I played risk I played a lot of I'm not saying to fucking be cut like getting a clan I'm just saying you're not gonna just jump in on one of these Sure you can play one day play one night. Yeah easy You don't even have to make the damn character you walk in I hand you the character and you're ready to go Yeah, man. I'll fuck that's a dandy game right now. Let's get it out. Let's get it out I can't do it. I'll get my books are in my backpack Dude I will I say I say me and Lewis will fucking do roll for an initiative I brought my crystals you know who had a podcast that Dungeons and Dragon podcast was Rob Sprance

He had a they all dressed up like fucking character Well, I can do that queer shit. Yeah, but I'm gonna do that dress up. That's too far. Although sometimes when you go to the back of those game stores and you play, there is like a little bit of touching like sexual touching. What? Not a big deal, Bobby. Just like a little bit of just like rubbing over the

pants. Have you had any? I'm fucking cool with that. Yeah, man. Yeah, my wife fucking she looks at me like she would look at her father naked That's good. So it's going the marriage is good. Well, no, it's I just I gotta get my show I'm I went to the trainer today for the third time and Today was the first hour full hour session and I'm fucking on the verge of you can it was an elephant trainer There was scrubbing his body was also used it last week. Did I know it? I'm fucking on the verge of puke and it was an elephant trainer. There was scrubbing his body. It was awesome. You used it last week. Did I know it? I'm just checking.

Okay. Ah. Can I tell you how I just lost, I just lost like 12 pounds in three weeks? What'd you do? Bobby found it. Totally vegan diet, man. No bread, no cheese, all vegan. I, I'm not doing vegan.

I'm doing no sugar, no greens. And it's been a month and a half. Yeah. So, but it's finally start, I can feel there's a thing that happens, you know, there's something that, there's like the first month or so around there, it's like nothing, you just a fucking, it feels like you're getting fatter. I literally, at one point, thought that this is how psychotic my fat disease is. I thought that it was just, I had some type of gas disease

where there was just gas, extra gas in my stomach, and if I could cut it, it would just go, yeah, like a balloon, and that would be skinnier. Like it wasn't fat, it was just a gas disease, like a rare gas disease that I had. That's good, that's healthy, Fandacies of cutting your belly. Yeah, and then I would just have abs. The diet is working.

Then I could just cut the extra skin off. That's what Ordie Lang was trying to do. He was trying to declate his belly. No, I was just trying to fucking... I was trying to find my belly button. That was high as shit. Too dark. Anyways, yeah, the trainer I went to is,

I was gonna pass the fuck out today, but the actual diet has finally started to kick in. What'd you do? Where today we did, we went back. We went for a pickle. We did the bag. See, when he said, I don't cut people off,

I let people tell stories. He just throws these quips in like a fucking shitty bartender. Yeah, they're jokes. Yeah, I know, but none of them have worked. Yeah, well, you know what, these people don't like me. Who's these people? I love you.

Fat gaze. Okay, well, I'm straight. Like jumping to that point, that was your, Hey man, I'm sister now, so I'm straight. You're fitting in now, motherfucker. There's a thing though. I looked over a jar and I was like, Hey man, I sister knows I'm straight Now motherfucker I looked over a jar and I was like Mary do a woman That sounded it was a gateway to say that but I'm getting married to a woman. I'm getting married to a feminine woman

breasts and everything she She is so strong. Yeah. She has a foundation. She is stronger than me. No, I did the bag today. We did the heavy bag, which was, I got to use my fucking gloves, which I'm kind of cool with. I can do the bag.

But then he had me doing this weird shit, interval stuff. We, you know, you do five push ups push ups and in between you stand up on each one and then you go over and you pick the thing up and you put it over and then you put that down for 15 and then you go do something else for 15 and exercising Bobby. It's, that's fucking hard. You're just describing exercising.

Like squabbles. Can you pass that to him at any point? None of these are working. That was a fucking, you tried to make it serious. It was real, that's what he did of us. You threw a joke out and it didn't work. And then you went, no, it's extra. You went to fucking, you went to your fucking gym voice.

No, this is exercise, you're bum. What do you want? Exercise, it's bloody. No, it's exercise, exercise. What is, what is that vibe here? You're not describing crazy progressive fucking thing? No, but when I'm saying I'm just explaining, no shit, I'm explaining what I did today.

He said, what did you do? So I was telling him, I was answering a fucking question because you don't listen. You're just in your own fucking head. If you fucking engage these people here and hurt them, you'd be able to follow along. And it would make sense. It would make sense.

Crazy interval training. I didn't say crazy. I said interval, no crazy was never, rewind it. No, I'm not rewinding anything. The people can rewind it on Monday. Fucking, it is. You said like squat for us or something,

like where you're doing the jumping down, whatever, it was fucking crazy. I was just doing different shit, which I'm not used to. And it was up and down, up and down. I get dizzy and I fucking want to throw up. And it's embarrassing, because I'm in that fucking sideroom, too, with I think she's mentally the girl. The girl room.

Yeah, and the girl room. I'm in the girl room, right now. I don't like to work out a run-up bunch of people. Who could pick the mic up a little bit? Eat that. I don't know. My girlfriend likes to do these classes. I used to do it again.

I mean, girl friend. I mean, you're just a girl who likes a guy. Every sentence is going to come out of my mouth. I'm going to be a gauge-hunk. When you do this, yeah. You know, just go to the word girlfriend anymore. My girlfriend. Yeah.

Significant other. Significant. My partner. My life partner. My life partner. My life made an eye. Now she likes to do these classes and then she tries to drag me into the class and I feel like a, you know, just like a fat pig monster when I'm in the class. I like to be on my own.

I don't like anybody to talk near me while I'm exercising. I don't like anybody to bother me. I don't like for trainers to come up and offer training to me. I like to be left alone. I ask your question, if somebody came up to you in the gym, because I'm always torn, because I see people doing like stupid shit in the gym all the time, and I'm fairly like, like what? Like just like things that they just terrible form, just not bad. That would be me. I wouldn't know what the fuck I'm doing. So, sometimes I see it, well, one second, it's a place where people go and there's equipment and they they work out

Benching and curling and weights and Bob. This is you're getting very advanced. Well, I know that's fun I'm fun. Um Jim to him is a is like a path to do trail. It's some dude a serious Yeah, I do that all the time when Apple picking Go to Jim, but is it weird if like if a guy, just any dude, a guy like me, he's up to you, you're fucking doing arm curls. And I said, I was like, dude, you should just tuck your arms in a little bit. Why are you picking on me?

That's how I feel. What do you hate me? I don't. I'm gonna get my girlfriend to beat you up. Do you do that? I was gonna do that little. No, I don't because I feel. When I was, when I feel people,

I know my form is horrible. I don't give a shit. I was in the gym. I was in the hotel and I got down to set up so it's an old lady on the treadmill next to me I got down to do sit-ups and she she called 911 She's like they're coming Are you okay? She's oh I thought you were having a heart attack. I was having a heart attack because I was lying down

Just trying to catch my breath How's everybody not fucking losing? That's fucking funny as shit. Are you serious? That's really happy? He's not listening. He's thinking of his next line. That's for the phone call 911, old lady fat.

Yeah, we got it. I know. It's not leading to scanks, sorry. It's edgy. I, uh, go ahead. No, I would say, I mean, I was in a yoga class and I didn't, my feet are ugly. Like, or they were at the time, like they fucking had this itchy fucking lip flops. No, I had, like, I was in a yoga class and I didn't my feet are ugly like or they were at the time like they fucking had This

I had socks on right and I didn't want to show my feet because I had Ugly toenails and stuff and this one woman in the class was like, you know, it's much better if you take your socks on Yeah, fuck her leave me alone Yoga teacher told her to shut up and pay attention to her own It's my first time in a yoga class don't come at me just let me It's kind of a faux pod I'm not fucking up someone else's yoga leave me alone. Let me do it my way girls off the balance of the yoga Okay, okay, I'm starting to know you guys were yogis from

He's high That's not my stay my friend. I'm a say know you guys were yogis from He's high He's high I'm not gonna stay my friend Namaste What are you doing? It's for exercise? Yes I probably end up going to the gym about once every two weeks to get the, you know, to start again

Just to the steam room No, I go like once every two weeks going, okay I'm gonna start going three times a week Right And then two weeks goes by and I go, okay, three times a week is what we're gonna start doing. Yeah. And then two weeks go by. It's a motherfucker.

It's a motherfucker. And now that I have this guy, I have to go because if I don't, I'm fucking losing this money. But now it's, I have a treadmill, I have a fucking amazing. It's called the Yowser Fitness. It's the fucking best treadmill for your

house because it folds up vertically. Most of these treadmills that fold up, they fold up almost like a weird V. So it's still in the fucking way. This is one of the only ones that folds straight the fuck up and it goes, you don't even know it's there. And then it slowly goes down. It's an insane treadmill. I could fucking work out four times a day, I have the time, but I just, my brain shuts the fuck down. But there's something about when you work out, all of a sudden, like even today,

you're in Dorf and Stockholm, your brain releases this chemical and you wanna do it again, you know what I mean? It's the same, it's the same. And what did you do? That wasn't me. Who was that? That was you. That wasn't me. That wasn't me. That was you. That was me, I'll talk to you. It's a same. What did you do? Who was that? That was you.

That was me. That was you. That was me. I was talking. I was speaking. The most talented person on earth where I can make a snoring sound and speak while you can have the backup career. If you could do that, you can get a nice puppet and come on in now, Caled.

I can snore and talk. That sounds like a good treadmill, but the name of it sounds bad, yeah. Walser fitness. I don't want my videos live by night operation. Really good. We give you good treadmill. Come in, we give you nice treadmill. I don't want my fucking fitness equipment to be funny.

Like, have like funny names like that. Yeah, Walsers. We have a thing now. Can I talk about it now? Yeah, sure, if you want to bring it up. We have on the screen, the bomb. Hang on, the amazing D-Poo. It's called a bomb danna tracker.

So it's all of our heads up there. And whoever has the bomb danna, he can actually throw it on your fucking face. So, fuck it right on fucking Gomez's head. Now, pull it down so they know it's him. Oh. Oh. I tried boot camp workouts like at the beginning of the year.

They were. Yeah, I am over here. I tried the, why would you do that? Well, my wife wanted to go. You probably work out and cut off jeans. You know what I'm saying now? What do you do? You're right.

Okay. But both times I went like halfway through I couldn't go anymore and started throwing up. But Jess, my wife is over there completing the whole thing and I'd go home and have headaches all day and she'd be fine. I couldn't do it anymore. Today, all three times I was going to, I was on the verge of passing out. But you have to stop, you can't, you have to stop and just deal with it. And I was gonna throw up and he's like, I'll get that, let me know if you need the bucket

and you have to really write, you know what I got that is, a fucking amazing. That really helped me this time is these new Jabra pulse headphones. They go in your ear, they're cordless, Bluetooth, and they have the heart rate tracker in the ear. That's cool, that's good. So it goes in an app.

So the app actually takes your weight, your age, your, all your information, and then you can pick the workout that you're doing, and so you kind of sit there, it knows your heart rate when you're just chilling, and then you run for like 15 seconds, and then it knows when you're working out, it catches your heart beat. So then when you're working out and it catches your heartbeat.

So then when you work out, it actually will tell you, slow the fuck down, you're past the point of. So you go up and yeah, so. Hey, that's terrifying. So it's like a heart attack warning system. Well, it actually shows you, it like talks to you. So it's like you're in a fat burning zone. This is good.

So it's probably, they're saying that that's kind of like, that's no longer a real thing. Yeah, but here I hate about fucking exercise technology. Change them each time. Five years ago. Dude, five years ago, fat burning zone, 20 minutes in, 80% of your max heart rate, you're at a fat burning zone, boom, 20 minutes there, you're killing fat. Now they're saying, oh, the second you jump out of treadmill, you're burning fat.

Don't listen to this fat burning zone, too. No, I hear you, but what it does, what I like about it is that it shows you where your heart rate. So, you know, because you could be working out and you think you're doing good, but your heart rate's 117. And it's really not, you're just not up there. It actually shows you and talks to you and says, your fucking heart rate is 127, 132.

And you can kind of keep it there and it talks to you. But you know what, I'll tell you to be honest with you. You're not point, can I be honest with you? Yeah, you're right there. You, you're, that will motivate you. That is an amazing thing for you. For me, like fit bit, all that type of you? Yeah, you right there. You, that will motivate you. That is an amazing thing for you. For me, like fit bit, all that type of shit. Yeah, absolutely.

Bobby, here's the thing about fitness and this is what people have to understand. Okay, firstly, you shouldn't be puking any time you work out. If you're puking, you're not doing it. Fitness is about what's not possible. How is that possible? That's not true.

No, you shouldn't ever. You should never be puking. You should never be puking. But when you push it, when I haven't worked out that long enough, not that far. Dude, I don't know what, a sports thing used to puk. Look, when I haven't worked out not that far. Not that far. Dude, I don't know what. A sports day used to puke.

We worked out. He's the dude who spent six hours a day working out. That's not what we're talking about here, okay? Yeah, but I agree with you. That's a good point. You can get to a point. I think you should stop. I didn't even say a statement.

Yeah, but you said something. You said that you shouldn't be pukeing, and I'm responding. Can I tell you why? No, I'm not gonna wait 20 minutes so you're done. If you say something that I don't agree with, I'm gonna stop and, you know what that is?

I know, that's how a conversation works. You fucking literally started. This is the work I have to be asking. I mean, I'm curious, why should you be puking? Why is that okay? That sounds insane to me. But I didn't puk. That's the thing is,

I got to the point where I felt dizzy and I felt like a little, let's start. And it's like, stop. You, I gotta slow the fuck down. My heart rate was too high. I was pushing too far. And sometimes you do that with a trainer They push you to the point where you don't and you I don't think you should puke But if you get to that point where you're pushing it too hard you should stop a lot of relax a lot of those trainers

We'll push you because they think the harder they push you the more you feel like you're you're working The more you're gonna come back and it's just kind of I don't think a trainer should be pushing it to the point where you almost feel like you're puking. Exercise and successful exercise is about compliance. Yeah, but you don't know where that is. You have to get to that point. Let me give you a conversation stupid. This is how it's gonna go.

Well, I mean, no, it's just gonna have to go. So shut the fuck up. Stop crying every time somebody, you say something and I'm responding to it. I'm just listening to it. The fuck you're saying? Stop crying every time I cut in. I think that you don't know where your limit is

when you start working out again. So when you push it, how the fuck, okay, here's my limit. I can't do, I gotta stop. We gotta slow down and do something else because this is too much. So I don't think it's bad to get to that point at the beginning. If you're working out too puke,

or you know you're an idiot. I agree with you. But I think at the beginning, you don't know where that limit is. So you kind of have to bring it up and find it and go, look, I got to stop. Do you know what I'm saying? Successful work over team is about compliance. It's about figuring out what you like to do. Nobody likes to puke. Nobody likes to push themselves that far. So if you're coming in and you're sitting down with a trainer, you're going into a CrossFit type program, like bootcamp class, and you're going like, fuck, dude, I hate this. You're probably not going to stick with a program that you like. The reason I brought up the Fitbit and the technology pointing the fuck the technology stuff is because

you're into like technology. That shit will get you motivated. It'll keep you going. You like boxing. That's going we have sound effects now That's a bomb beep Excuse me. That's what the iPhone, but I watch is gonna do it's gonna do all that stuff You know that that fit but I'm the fit pit the headphones is gonna do all that stuff Yeah, but I I like look at I said this before you give me a goal and I'm good if you don't give me a goal I'm a fucking them lost I hate it. My brain was psychologically, I think, working out, like any sport, a lot of it is psychological. Like what you're saying is that each person's thing

is different psychologically. I need a goal. I need to say, I'm gonna go do a half hour on the treadmill. I'm gonna bring it up for two minutes, and I'm gonna bring it down for two minutes, and that's what I'm doing, and I'm gonna bring my heart rate to this, right? I need those goals. I can't minutes and that's what I'm doing, and I'm gonna bring my heart rate to this, right, I need those goals.

I can't just get on a treadmill and do shit because I'll be like, fuck it after 10 minutes. You know what I mean? But psychologically, if I have to get to that point, I'll do it. And this thing where it brings my heart rate up, it's good for me to see that. It's good for me to see.

My heart rate hasn't been up to 130 in fucking a year. I mean, honestly, to get my heart rate up to where holy shit, I'm actually doing something is great. But I agree, you shouldn't get to the point where you're just gonna pass the fuck out. That's just, because you're not gonna wanna get there again. You know, like, yeah. So you're, oh sorry, but you're saying,

the minute, now the theory is the minute. I'm sorry dude, I just, no, no, no, no. You're adorable. That's all, this is fucking literally adorable. I don't know, it's some of you just adorable Sean. I'm excited to see Sean talk about working out for a second, cuz you just recommend different pork spots all over the city, man. Jared, you're not skinny yet, fuck you.

No! No, I fucking, I was asking a question. So you're saying now the theory is the minute you get on a treadmill You're burning fat. You're burning fat. That's what they're saying You can get on and get right off and you bring some fat. You mean running. You're saying running Here's the thing not not walking Not really to really be burning fat. You have to elevate your heart rate 70 80% Okay, that's you have to you have to go 20 to 40 minutes if you're doing that right to 40 as a week

You're gonna be burning so what you're saying isn't so wait I don't understand that. Yeah, you just said two different things. Yeah, no, it's not about they were saying it was a timed thing They were saying you have to elevate your heart rate 70 to 80% for 20 minutes. Yeah, you just said that Then the fat and then you're in a fat burning zone. Yeah, that means basically you're burning through your store Burning fat you burning fat a second second you get on the treadmill you say now They're saying the second you get on the treadmill your your brother's hair is up your burning here's what I hate no matter what you do those comets that that no no no we're we're tight um listen and no matter what you do there's

some but there's always different science it gets contradicted every year and you'll be like I win and I jog for 30 minutes today and there's always some other fucker that's like oh that didn't even't even do anything. But they're all wrong. You didn't even lose any fat. They are all wrong. Here's the thing, dude. It all works and that's the problem. The fitness industry is an industry and everybody's trying to sell you

something. In reality, everything fucking works. If you're exercising and you're eating naturally from the earth, you will lose weight in your... From the earth? Is it from the earth? Can you eat from another planet? Hi, wahey, wahey, yeah.

I'm the man, yeah. Well, I beat you, liaa. Imagine Lewis is your... As you wait a well, hey, yeah. On the money. Well, that beat really, ah. Imagine Lewis, it's a twin-minute dude. That's not a bomb. Nobody left me. Is that after this honeymoon? Yes. Wait a minute, definitely.

I'll take it. I want it. Give it to me. I want a bomb. I know what you do. I know you do. I listen. You want.

You fanned and bombed him. Yeah. Sam, what? You said Sam first. Wow, I was gonna say something, but I backed out of it. Because I didn't want to bomb the, I didn't want to bomb the end of twice. I stopped doing... You can fuck you, D-Bo, fucking...

I stopped doing any cardio whatsoever because I have no idea. I know clue what I'm doing. And I go... You don't need to do cardio though. I go... You've never seen him naked. Your heart is a muscle. You need to exercise your heart for days a week. But every time I was going, you guys are trying to suck you

off in the steam room. No, that's not what it was about. Like I do like two to three miles on the treadmill and it would result in a 12 hour headache every time. That's a tumor, dude. I swear, dude, I'm not first of all talking to the microphone. Second of all, yes, that's cancer. I don't like to get that shit out then. I would get a fucking MRI, right? Lewis? It's probably cancer. Well, I mean, then I don't need the MRI. You're going to lose to diagnose his fucking cancer. It's a Lewis. I didn't even show up on time.

Here's the thing, it is your thing. You know how you lose weight. You know how you're gonna do it. And this is the side of the suckiest part about doing it. Is that everybody's gonna tell you, that no one gives a fuck about your way. Nobody believes that you're gonna do it, because you know, whatever it is, you haven't done it, you didn't do it, whatever, you've done it before and you fucked up again.

Nobody's gonna believe, everybody's gonna tell you what you should do, and you're gonna get fucking pissed. And people while you're doing it, I'm just gonna keep calling you fat and fatso and so that's gonna make you want to just give up and say, oh fuck it. You know, you have to shut the world, the fuck out. Shut them the fuck out. Know you're gonna be fat while you're doing this, which is the hardest part, to have a fucking veggie drink on your gut. Okay, four weeks in and just go, I'm still a mess. You're gonna be fat for a while and it's just gonna suck. That's it. You're gonna fucking, and just do it because then when you do it a year later, all those fucking people that called you fat and your shit had, they're still gonna go, they're still gonna call you fat, they're still gonna be back, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat you fat This still you're gonna be back fat fat fat because haters gone hate and they're gonna go how'd you do it?

You're gonna go well you should do it fuck off exact haters gonna hate. Thank you. That's the way it rolls There's actually great if you want to get motivated There's a great video where Chris Pratt talks about losing all that weight for that Guardians of the galaxy because he was a chubby guy. You got offended. They didn't know that I was an offended. I'm just helping here was a chubby guy when he was on he was a chubby guy you got offended they didn't know that I was an offended him just helping He was a chubby guy when he was on he was fat Raxx But he got fucking dead he was fat. There's a video I would want that fat. I want that kind of How do you lose it? He's I mean he probably had a trainer though

But I probably he a proper the exercise, but he he has a video to a great video where he says dude look He was like it kind of sucks But in reality you start to like it after a little bit and it takes six months and you will change your entire life He has a great video where he says, dude, look, he was like, it kind of sucks. But in reality, you start to like it after a little bit and it takes six months and you will change your entire life. In six months, it literally just takes six months. But again, again, again, again, we're telling people, that's what he did. There's some people that just drank veggie juice and got a juicer and lost it all.

And it took me a year. It's what you do. Whatever the fuck in your brain clicks for you. That's what it is. It losing weight is fucking terrible. I'm just saying it doesn't take a long time. Like for you, like Sean, you're saying like, yeah, I don't really know about exercise.

No, I did. But it literally, to educate yourself a little bit and just to eat right, within six months, you would look like a completely different person. It wouldn't be a five-year thing. It wouldn't be like, people think it's this unattainable thing. If you've, I was never in shape before a few years ago. I never ran a mile, I never fucking,

I was 340 pounds my first year of college, never once in my entire life in shape. I didn't even understand what eating, right, or exercising was until I started educating myself and then once you understand it you go oh shit why was I not doing this when I was 15 years old? Why did I spend my whole life being a facet? Louis, it was another thing that worked for me was my therapist. I was like going into my therapist because I was like doing secret pickouts.

What was that? I didn't even hear the joke. He said come. Nobody laughed, who laughed? He laughed? He laughed. He laughed. He said come. Nobody laughed too much. He laughed. He laughed. He laughed. He laughed now because he heard it finally.

All right, yeah, Lewis, I was looking at a huge amounts of come. So I had a therapist and I was going in there because I was doing secret Wendy's pickouts where when nobody was watching me I would eat like two Wendy's meals or whatever. And I was like, what do I do? That's awful.

I'm fucking gonna die. And he was like, who cares? And I'm like, what are you kidding? It's horrible. He's like, quit thinking about, no, he's like, quit thinking about food. Tell your girlfriend to quit telling you to lose weight. Tell her to quit getting after you, freeing food.

He's like, just eat, quit giving it all this power. Just eat and just quit fucking freaking out about it. And once I did that, a couple of months later, then I was able to like go to the gym and start eating salads and stuff. But before that, I was just thinking and obsessed with the old stuff. My therapist said that to me this year too.

He said, dude, just accept yourself. Accept yourself, stop fucking trying to live up to the people that fuck with you, the people that try to say mean shit to you. All this shit, stop it. Just you're you, except yourself as you, and fucking do what you got to fucking do. I mean, it's still hard because, you know,

I was hard for me because here's, I was on the way down, and it was great. And then I remember the day, fucking Leary, before we started shooting, he goes, I fucking wanna, you can have a donut in your fucking hand. I'll see you, you can stay at craft services all fucking day long. I need you fat for this show. Honestly, he was like, donut in each hand.

He said that to me, joking, you know what I mean? But in my brain I went, okay. Permission. Bobby just had two donuts right there. I just got permission on my career. Not, not, seriously, I mean, yeah, it's fucking stupid, but in my brain, my addictive shitty fucking personality, I was like, fuck it, great excuse, that's me,

I got to take care of him. I got to take care of him, and excuse, and excuse. That's the, him and Jim Serfago, the ones who bought me the train, they're like, dude, you gotta stop. You gotta stop, because I went from, in three months, I gained, probably, I can gain weight fucking fast.

I mean, I gained like 25 pounds. The only thing he does, I think. Three in three. That was good. That was good. That was good. That was funny. Do I have to, I'm right.

I didn't even go for it though. I didn't even go for it though. This is what I know. I have to like, I mean, I have to like a slam on me, do I? No, this is what I know is when people hesitate to laugh when I slam you. Yeah. If they're not, if it's not, you honest, Dan, or fucking Joe, they won't, they, they get a little bit like, I'll show you.

Oh, you're such a, everyone has a date. I don't know, I don't know, know you that well. Well, I don't know you that well. I know, I know. I can't just be like, ah, you fucking pieces of shit. I don't know. I don't know know you that well. Well, I don't know you that well I can't look Ah, you fucking pieces. It's just a scope. Oh knows it. He's faces on the Mike flag. Okay. I'm intimidated. Yeah Yeah, I don't want to blow this gift Sam's Mike flags I think he's because he's a real radio. Yeah, I don't like flags my face on him Yeah, that's wow that's because they couldn't fit your hair

I'll get you some you can get them made really I would you put down the Mike flags, that's because they couldn't fit your hair. I'll get you some. You can get them somewhere made really. I would you put down the mic flags like that's impressive. Thank you. Very proud. Thank you. Don't let them talk. Somebody stole one of our mic flags. That's how that's how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how Australia with it. It's in the bottom of my toilet. I'm just pissing on your face. I think this is I think this is I think he's done. I think it's got to the point where he doesn't like me anymore.

Is it really? No, I can't come at these guys. No, it's time for me, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, When we come back, who knows what the fuck we're gonna talk about. But we get some ads we gotta do. Do we have any ads? Just Amazon tweet. Are you fucking, are you alright dude? Yeah, I'm fine, but not in the hotel. There's no ads today. Okay, great. We'll be back.

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Everybody who knows him. I don't know if you guys know him, but Dequan Gavin I believe I didn't even know his last just Shaq. It's fucking I've known him for fucking 10 years He's the dude at the seller. He's the he's fucking dude Shaq. I know you know what I mean And he he's just one of the night all the guys that work at the seller They're fucking great guys the door guys are all fucking big they're all black And that but they should be the sweetest motherfuckers in the world the guys that work at the underground and The fat black pussy cat and the comedy seller

They're just fucking great guys man. I love love them. And they're always treat you great. They're always happy to see you. They're bus balls. They're never fucking, you know, like certain people can get miserable and sick of comedy or blah, blah. Especially guys in a role where they're security, alpha, they're job to keep people in order. They're usually a dickhead role.

And those guys have just a jovial spirit in general. They're very sweet, especially Shaq. And he passed away last night. He had a heart attack. I guess he had heart problems. Oh, shit. Um, he's living behind a kid and a girl. Yeah, I think I saw him last week with his kid.

That's the five-year-old guy. He's a fucking sad man. How old are we guy? 30s. Yeah, 30s home. Really? 36. Yeah, 36. So it's it's you know that's my age

and yep and that's why I'm fucking go to the gym and that's why I'm fucking starting a shit and that's why I'm I'm at least getting I'm not you know getting back down to I don't hear is it here's a thing though this is what really bothers me on fucking social media with fans or not fans are just shitty people. When they, you know, I'm fat or you're fat or whatever, who ever was fat and you're gonna die like, they say you're gonna die like Patrice. It's like, dude, I don't have diabetes brother. I don't have a heart condition.

I don't, you know, my blood pressure is not, I don't have high blood pressure. I don't have that in my family. It's like, you know, this guy actually had heart problem. He had an issue a while back and blah, blah, blah, blah. So I don't wanna be there. I could be there. I could get diabetes. I could have a heart condition in a year or two or whatever, six, whatever.

I just don't wanna get there. But it's, you know, it's a fucking sad thing. This, you know, Mike D'Stafonlo is the same shit. And I guess this guy was at his mom's house and he passed away there, had a heart attack there, which is, you know, look, you're gone. You're fucking dead. You're dead, it's just over.

And that's sad, because he was a really sweet guy. He was always fucking nice to me and Always had your back, you know, I mean how long did you know he had heart problems for I don't know the details I know that he he had issues before yeah, and you know a little back you into the hospital for some stuff and and Look man, the calm shack because he literally had the exact face of shack. Yeah. And he was really big. It's huge. But he looked just like shack.

It was crazy. Yeah, he really did. But I just want to say, you know, hard goes out to the family and all the comics at Noam at Sucks onto better news that Lewis is going to love. You love this fucking shit, right? That's how many of us gonna, what's that? Either save my family or my career.

Save your family. Wow, that's high-stay. They hang over my camera. This news has some high-stay. I haven't had a good news in a very long time. Is your family in trouble? Maybe that's why you're angry a little bit today. No good news in a while. What are you angry a little bit today no good news and a lot of the event good news you're you're you're

your elegant is a skank's podcast is fucking insane you had an important phone call yet a fun call that was a great sam right a close three new memberships at equal ox this is why sam is your you just fucking great radio because you remember shit Sam. I listen.

You listen. And comedy is called a callback. I've heard the term. Yeah, I took a class. I took a comedy class. Yeah. Well this news, I think, is going to affect everybody. Don't answer it.

No. Shows and... Why would that make Louis X? Why would that help Louis X? Is that he can move in? Because he's kid. He could be a nanny. I don't know, shows and... Why would that make Louis X? Why would that help Louis X? Is that he can move in? Because he's kid. He could be a nanny.

Shows and Perth. Kelly Fistuka has these, her shows. She's in Perth right now in Brisbane and Melborm's opening for birth. At Kelly Fistuka, is she? No. Oh. Otherwise, what about to god i made me

furious dude i literally started shaking i was like she's open for fucking burn i started shaking i just believed you were doing it yeah i made it yet i don't even want to open for burr it just made me angry that's why i know i probably do really hate kelly kelly if you go to kelly for stucke.com

uh... there are links on the homepage to buy tickets. Here's a deal just you know she's out there. She's doing one of those festivals where you gotta get you know people to go see you. You know what? Call the bringer. She's doing a bringer festival. Come on. She's doing a bringer tour. Of course Australia.

She's in Perth, brisbane and Melbourne. Can you just say one of the places, correct? Every now and then, Melbourne. Melbourne, Melbourne. Melbourne. Melbourne, how is it? Melbourne. Melbourne, Perth.

Melbourne. Melbourne. You dig in Perth. You got Perth. I got Perth. And brisbane. Brisbane. Brisbane, I don't find it out.

You know, I feel about Australia. I have like one person that keeps saying, come to Australia, bobi. It is the Aussie Deathsquad guy. No, it's another one. There's another one there. No. I was supposed to go last year, but they were with just for laughs.

And I didn't go. I should have went. Fucking idiot I am. Good story. But I don't want to go. I didn't know anybody was going. Like this year, I think, what's his name? Fuck.

Ryan Hamilton's going. I'd love to go to him. Yeah. You want to go. If you go to the country yeah you want to go if you go to the country you want to make sure you I don't want to go with fucking comics I don't know yeah they're fucking douchey she'll just went over who was in oh it's a Bahrain Bahrain yeah Bahrain yeah I did perform for expats I was with an Aussie guy do you know Brendan Burns no oh do I maybe I do oh yeah I know that yeah he knows some of the guys in the cellar and I might do it

nice guy funny guy buddy but uh but yeah we the cellar and stuff. I might do it, I think. Nice guy, funny guy, but yeah, we performed with me and this Irish guy and him and we performed it for like English, Irish and Australian people. No shit, but it was weird. That's great. That was a very pale show. Did they, it was really pale. Did they, did they fly you over their business?

No. That's the only thing that's so. But now see that's the thing is they, they were gonna fly me coach and I was like, fuck that. No, don't do it. Yeah. Why is it bad? It's a long, I was, and that's about rain is they were gonna fly me coach and I was like, fuck that. No, don't do it. Why is it bad? It's a long, it was, and that's like,

Bahrain is less time than fucking Australia. It's like 15 hours, Australia's like 24, I think you're on the flight for like 20 hours. Yeah, but I heard that coach to Australia is actually fucking good because it's that long that they give you a bunch of shit and it's not like coach to Tampa. I heard the same thing about Bahrain

because it's Middle East and they're like, oh, those are the planes that use forward or better, your coach is better, it was just regular coach. Really? Pretty much, yeah, maybe a little bit better, but I still have a little type for 15 hours. Yeah, yeah, it's a long time. One of the way back I was in the middle on both flights.

There's nothing better than flying business class or first class to another country, or like a cross, like to L.A. To get that fucking oh my god seat that lies flat and you have just everything and they Sounds nice. I've never done it. I've never never been never had never had all that money Sounds cool. I don't have I don't have that money. I wouldn't I couldn't fly You know it costs like fucking five grand for that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't even feel even if I had the money I don't know how you but there's this

This is weird fucking thing that happens in show business when you get that I haven't got to yet But I know people who are there They just fucking people just fly in places first class class all the time, right? Because these, you know, the networks and stuff, they have like a thing and it's just a tax write off and they have a 10 gazillion million miles so they just fucking here. Yeah, it's in SAG that if they fly you off for any press, it has to be,

it's like in the contract, it has to be business class. Which is fucking great. But I don't know if I'd fly, and then when the USO flies you, they don't pay you, but when you go to work for the USO anyway, they fly you business class. I went to Japan, business class, Iraq twice, business class, and it was fucking great.

It's amazing. If I went back, I'd ask for business class. Yeah, but like, dude, I asked them, they come to go fuck myself. Yeah, right, right. Yeah, I should have just fucking, I don't fucking, I'll probably a business class. Yeah, but like, dude, I asked them, they told me to go fuck myself. Yeah, right. Yeah, I should have just fucking taken that fucking, I'll probably never go there. It's great, we were supposed to do Saudi,

we went to the Bahrain Qatar, we were supposed to do Saudi Arabia, and women can't drive in Saudi Arabia, and one of the reasons they give is because they say it messes up their hips so they can't have babies. That's a little gin and it makes sense. Right, that's true, right? Yeah, that's totally true, yeah.

I read that on Gizmodo. Fuckin' assholes. Fuckin' assholes. Fucked up. Okay, so I just got a quick text from Liz who I love. You guys don't know Liz. She used to be the manager here at the seller in the village on the ground.

She's just so fucking awesome. She was the shit. She used to live next door actually up here. She was just awesome. There's a gofundme.com. He did have a kid. It's fucking, it's just tragic. I will actually put this, I'll tweet this out, this link out, there's a go fund me dot com and they're trying to raise Which is good. There's trying to raise $16 million for his son I'm kidding. It's 15,000 I never know I was like I was like wait was people asked for a lot of money So I've seen million dollar ones. Yeah, wait once when you know who asked for a shitload of money mayhem Miller

Did a go he just lost his mind got a a Mohawk and did a go fund me. And it was like for two million or something. I was sitting in a house. What was your house? When his house broke up with the money. Yeah, it was a million dollars. Yes, for a million, it was fine. But those are the things where go fund me is where

you can just keep whatever you make, right? You don't have to make the goal. The other one, kickstarter. Kickstarter, you have to make the goal. Yeah, kickstarter is a mother. I love kickstarter. I love going through the new tech that's coming on on Kickstarter oh that never comes out yeah like fucking making hoverboards for eight years yeah I have an awesome video for it and everything like this is

gonna be huge yeah I want the first hoverboard yeah and that never comes out and then you I got I did that with the coin. Remember the, did you hear about the coin? Bit more? No, not Bitcoin. It's a credit card. It's a fucking credit card, and you get it, and then what you do is you get an app that comes with it, and you scan your credit cards, okay?

So all your credit cards go into one credit card. So if you have three or four or five credit cards, it's on this one and you can pick which one. So you hit a button and it says, Amax or Citibank or blah, blah, blah, blah. And you swipe it and it's, so you don't have to have a wallet anymore. Basically, you have one card in your license and you're fucking done.

But, and if you leave it anywhere, the on your phone, it goes, bebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebe Shit here's my left my card at that restaurant on a map. It's incredible. I fucking signed out by giving my 50 bucks And I got a nice fucking yeah, yeah listen We ran up and we ran into a couple problems first out. This is not possible This is where we don't idea though, right? We don't know magic It's out that This is the future. Pubby owns a flying carpet.

They have another one like that that's like a tab or something that you can just attach it to whatever you want and it tracks it on your phone. You ever see that? You can put it on your phone if you want it on another phone. Just somebody else's talking about the fuck. And it's supposed to let you know where everything, like attracts whatever it is. Really? Yeah, yeah, I figured it's called.

It goes around almost anything. I saw a cool one where they use the technology, like Steadycam technology, you know, like Steadycam's like, you know, it's not like a car or whatever, like whatever it is, it's like the ball that keeps it like steady. It's steady, is it?

Yeah, so they, they did it with the spoon for fucking, what is your dad have scopo So fucking not so long It's not her piece It's fucking a deadly disease I would be more willing to talk about my bargains over my herpes But what it does is it to sp What is it all the fucking uh What is your guess? What is that? A shaky one. But what it does is it's a spoon.

Why did you add that fucking shake and talk to him? It's a spoon based off of that technology so they so parkons can eat without spilling their food all over the place. Pretty cool. That's pretty cool. Take me off. I gotta look this guys. I apologize. I just got I'm trying to tweet this out right now.

Um, this this go fun me. So I I'll take over. I'll take over. this out right now. This, this go fun me, so I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm friends with Lewis. Yeah, friends. Why do you do that Bob? Well, you don't believe it? I didn't know a bit is fear why is it we stop with it dummy? I just said are you guys friends? Yeah, I didn't know you guys like with friends. Yeah, you know, you know friends with Jared. No, I'm not really now hang on We barely know each other though We know each other for a while. Yeah It was a little I like Jared. I think Jared's very funny. All right. It's a great guy. Yeah, I'm like I'm trying to decide right now I know he's no bad. Yeah, it could go a lot of different ways. I know his chair. She's very cool. Yeah, yeah

I mean really is real and so about knowing people I know people What do you like about my call to go all right right, well, we hung out at WrestleMania last year and had a great time. But do you have something negative about the experience? I mean, it was just like, it was a really good guy. Just look at it, figure it out. Oh, there was an negative part of it though. There has to be something negative about your

WrestleMania experience at my call. Wow, he's fucking great. He's so good in the suit he was wearing. He's so fucking, Mike, Mike, how could you fucking it's great? I'm back firing for Louis. I'm back, I'm back. He treated me really well. He wear suits That's good. You there here's the funny thing about you two fucking idiots. You guys should get along Swimmingly you guys with love each other probably convinced me to punch bubble the love sponge in the face for him

If you just be my friend. Yeah, well, I'm sure you'll be friends now. I will try to get you on that show No, never get booed by all this fucking fan. I can't, you're not gonna booze. You literally, people tell you, Hey, Basie will stab everywhere. I'll be with you when I do it. If you ever think you're gonna come to Tampa, you're crazy. That's what people are doing together.

Really? Well, I mean, that's true. You can't come to Tampa for five years. So, I'll bring you to fucking TITNOW. I forgot, I'm not bringing you anywhere anymore. I'm bringing him. Yeah. You would have mixed $90,000 a year in comedy. That's an amp. Tampa, baby. Let's do it, baby. I'm not bringing you anywhere anymore. I'm bringing I'm bringing him yeah

$90,000 a year in Tampa baby, I'm not tyrannical to you You're a benevolent ruler. I'm benevolent Benevolent I'm I like I like melons You but benevolent, but that's cool. Yeah, I like how you said better Sam why are you sitting like a scared girl? I'm just, I'm enjoying myself a little bit. Don't enjoy yourself. Step in here.

Get in. You're saying benevolent. I have over and over again in different ways. How did you want me to step in? That's the movie that I love. I love that movie. You're thinking of Maleficent. Maleficent.

Maleficent. I like that one too. You don't know the Maleficent movie? Yeah, it's benevolent. It's a two-ation guys. They fight their way out of a building. Be elephant. The benevolent too.

Benevolent. Benevolent. Zzzzz. I think you guys would be fine. I mean, look, dude, he fucking, he goes up into a hunt. Fucking wild hogs. It's especially not expression. Who does that guy guy Mike that was bugging me that he was saying Expecial I say especially I say I say especially and especially and idea

Error and I yeah you say refrigerator. I say whatever I want especially which is because you got the mic flags You know what you're the one who told me about it I'm saying because I have the mic flags you gave me the power I can ignore grandma. I say ignore the grammar. I can ignore grandma if I want to you fucking Specially shut your face especially I love how you the headphones get lost in your hair I knew a guy would say, sandwich, seriously, without any... SANGWISH!

We all have our own things, and I'm for it. I'm for it. You can say whatever you want, sandwich, malevolence. Yeah. I think it's malevolence. Well, malevolence. It's the opposite of what he was saying. I don't know what the fuck was saying anymore, anyways.

I've got too much coffee. Manila Ambalop. So anyways, yeah, it's fucking very sad about him. Another thing that happened to me, oh shit, heartburn. No, I actually haven't had heartburn since I changed my diet. It's weird, you said it, I haven't had to take my pill. I mean, but here's another key to it though. I stopped eating late.

I don't really fuck with food past eight o'clock anymore. It's hard to do that. It's hard to do that as a comic. But it is possible. If you do, if you have a, if you just make sure you eat dinner at like five, six, seven, it's definitely possible. What's up buddy?

Jason Jaffeele is following us right now. He's tweeting his photo photo. That's pretty funny Scared Let me see it's him. That's not funny. That's funny. It's Not one of the stucco too. I can't You it's it's you doing what I scared little girls He's saying like a scared little girl, which is in it. I do that do that so fast? Well, can we retweet these? I am a dreamy, yeah. He's a very, very fast artist.

Did someone say, go back to the show? He has one that says, someone says, he's from Kenya. He says, there's someone say, Sam sandwich. It's my fact. Apparently, my head goes right into my chest. Yeah, that's how. Yeah.

Yeah, very accurate. Yeah, true. I didn't see the picture, but just describing it that way. It's a yes. Yes. Nailed it. This guy't see the picture, but just describing it that way. It's a yes. Yes nailed it This guy's unbelievable. This guy's fucking town I want to thank you. I want to say I thank real quick. Thank you Roland drums Roland drums really a fucking first of all

If you're learning to play drums, I know Lewis plays drums already But if you're learning to play drums, I think back when drums already. But if you're learning to play drums, I think back when you learned, you had a play on a drum kit, which I think is, look, it's great, but I think it's a little harder, okay? It's because you have to have a drum kit in your house, it's loud, it's obnoxious, it's fucked up.

When I learned to play, I jumped on, someone actually told me, Eric, who works at the the on the band over at the Village underground said go get yourself a rolling kit the like 600 bucks It's a foldable portable electric kit V drums. I got that you remember that drum kit at my house Fucking insane. I put the headphones on I can have any any Drum kit I actually wanted I can make whatever the drum

pads sound the any any way I wanted it had metal rock acoustic fuck whatever and it was the best thing because you beat the fuck out of it folded up put it in a corner and it's it it's out of the way which I love if I didn't have that kit at that time I had a brand new baby I couldn't fucking throw in a five piece Ludwig in my house. I just wouldn't have happened. But that Roland kit really, if you're learning to play the drums or you have a small space and you can't make the fucking noise, get that Roland V drum. There's two of them now. There's actually a practice brand new one that just came out and there's the actual fold up one which I love and they're both 600 bucks. It's fucking great but they're actually hookin' me up with the

mother of all fucking drum kits man. The fucking TD 30V. Just go into your house you're like upside down like Tommy 80. I'm not a kid you dude. It's fucking, you know the one I have at the house now is a hybrid pearl. Which is great. Say it like it's fucking you know the one I have at the house now is a hybrid pearl Which is great. I like it shitty. Well, you have you have a real it's a hybrid It's a hybrid. Yeah, you've seen it you've been in my house. Yeah, don't you have an acoustic kid? It's an acoustic electric It's a hybrid. It's called e pro live. It's from pearl It's cool. It's great. It's a real kit and just take the fucking the lids off as I call them and you put these You put these heads on.

And it has, it's called the red box and you hook it up. You can play the drums and you make it, it's the same thing, but electric drums fucking rolling. It's just that. If you're gonna get electric drums, which I need because I don't, I need to put headphones on. I can't put fucking rolling the TD-30Vs.

Dude, take a look. If you want to fucking see an insane, like, holy fuck drum, electric drum kit, this is it. Top of the line, and I'm getting one, and I will be, you know, fucking, I'm going to be taking pictures of it and maybe hear that. Why can't you be fans? A very, very specific conversation about very specific technology. Lids, you guys can love this. I am. I am. Are you just trying to get free shit?

No, I already got it. I already got it. No, I didn't get it free. There's no way. It's a $10,000 drum kit. But they gave you a break. But they gave me a fucking artist break. But it's a freaking, you got to deal. I got a nice deal, but it's a 10,000 dollar drum kit. But they gave you a break. But they gave me a fucking artist break. But fucking, you got to deal.

I got a nice deal, but it's still making these wobbles. So don't kid yourself, but I'm fucking loving. You come over, you play the little house. You do wait until you see this fucking thing. You're gonna flip the fuck out. I think that'd be good for your aggression that you have. Just let it go.

You wanted you buy mine, drum, selling mine. My old, my Pearl one, want you buy it. It's fucking be, well, this that you have. Just let it go. Why don't you buy mine, drop selling mine. My old, my Pearl one want you buy it. It's a fucking beef. Well, just another reason for it to hate me. It's electric. You know, it's electric. Boogie, boogie, boogie. You can't empty.

I can't do that. I don't know what that was. I don't know. I could zone though. I gotta admit. Hey, I was like, I don't wanna be a tyrant, but I think, uh, fucking stick that in your fucking cut. Buggie, wuggie, wuggie.

I want to fucking stick that in your fucking- He's not a electric. I want to- Oh, I just got that. That's how bad it was. I just got that. I still don't get it.

Um, a lot of the sweet 16s. Listen to that. I, uh, I fucking, uh, yeah, I got to, I got to start really taking those fuck, I got to start doing drums a lot It's fuck because as soon as you know this as soon as you get good at something on drums Then you'll learn something else. You like holy shit. I suck and there's so many fucking great Great drummers man, and you look at these jazz guys who play drums and it's like fucking effort

What is it effortless effortless effortless but never-lint I'm a sandwich saying which sandwich effortless Bobby is not a f**ker to his I forget about food words you have to send which you have a watch that ginger baker documentary I did it's great isn't it it's great I thought it was not says what. Well, it's weird because if you look at all the great drummers, they made drums into almost songs. They, they, words, like they played along with the words. Like,

some, you know, look, drumming is keeping time. That's it. You're keeping time for the rest of the band. So they know where the fuck they are on the song. I mean, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, that's it. So it's a group, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, mean, that's it. That's it. That's it. That's all fucking ringo did. That's why he was great because he kept fucking insane time as a drummer. But you those guys were not a little. I mean, here's the thing is they keep time, but then they created something else because they were like, I want to do something else in the middle. I want to fucking and you look at Keith Moon, who fucking, if you watch him play, he's playing with the words.

It's fucking, yeah, it's weird. And then you watch Ginger, who's a fucking lunatic. Ginger bigger's crazy, and I want jazz. Jazz guy, right. Jazz guy went to rock. And then also took a trip to Africa to really learn drums. Yeah, like, he went to, not kidding. That's what happens in the movie. No, I'm going to be like went to Africa.

Yeah. He's like that's where the home of the birthplace of drums. So I'm gonna go there and learn drums. He was crazy. Just ran with drabs. Yeah, just fucking. The opening of the movie is him hitting the dude making the movie with his cane. Like freaking out on the guy. And just motherfucker and beating him in the car.

It's like he's crazy. He's kind of like he used to play the fight with a cigarette and then throw it in the air and fucking hit it with a stick. He's like a fucking ninja. He's bad ass dude. He's bad ass. He was fucking great, but he's a total cunt. Yeah, totally. Yeah, total fucking. Mike Altas. The word you're looking for is rock star. He was a fucking dude. You know, John Bottom is a rock star. Keith Moon was a rock star. This guy was a cunt. He was a rock star cunt. There's a lot of like, what's the name of the nerdy manager at Gotham, the short guy with the glasses? Chris, uh, Italia? No, I got them. Oh, sorry.

I don't know. He told me a story when he met Sebastian Bach, because I'm a big skid rofan. Love skid ro. He met Sebastian Bach when he was like 10. His brother was like 13, not backstage, and they were meeting fucking Sebastian Bach was just fucked up on drugs and alcohol. And this little nerdy kid looks up to him who's like, I'm your biggest fan and Sebastian Bach just in front of a bunch of people

when, ah, and spit on his face. No! What? Yeah, 10-year-old kid, dude. 10-year-old kid. I know what the kid did.

He fucking got a tattoo of where the skin is. Sam? Sam? Sam? I would have. Sam would have, you know what Sam's got? That fucking freaks me out. Let me tell you something, Sam.

The tramster? I love Sam. He's one of my favorite people. I think his fucking show is great. I think he's great on the radio. This is not setting up, like, for pleasant. This is cool. Oh, yeah. I can go like, and then, and then, but, final thing I like, is the racist. Because I not setting up for pleasant. This is all I can go like,

get it in there. But the final thing I love is the racist. Because I am, you know, he is. I like most about him. I, this is one thing I don't get. This is one thing, this is one, just about you that stops me from like getting you completely and being really best friends with you.

Yeah, by the way, we live in both live in Westchester. He's never invited me. I live, first of all. He said all these stuff, it is that we live probably 10 minutes away. He's never invited in one. He is at barbecues. People I work with over. He's never invited. I live in Westchester. He lives in upper Bronx. We're not going to get in. Well, it's Scar'sdale. That's not really. Scar'sdale is like the most Westchestery city.

No, the beginning of Westchester. Now Greenberg is Westchester. He's got a little score in the name? Yeah, it's very dangerous. It's right near Yonkers. You're five minutes away from some weird casino. It's very very Jewish. No, it's not Jewish anymore. It's you know you have caps. We don't have caps. That's when you're really in Westchester. Don't I mean? I'm watching his dogs. You doing that? Oh yeah, no, I'm not going to do that.

No, I said I was going to put him to sleep because he said he's gonna kill my dogs. Well, in retrospect, it would be kind of a funny joke if you put your dogs to sleep. But two or three years later, you'd have to laugh. You're gonna work a couple weeks, you know? I would actually, I love my dogs, but I would definitely be relieved. Yeah, I'm paying him a cut when you have a kid. I really are. Let's go to the, oh, we can't, those fucking dogs.

Yeah, I thought Beatrice left the dog in have a kid. I really are. Let's go to it and we can't. Those fucking dogs. Yeah, I thought Beatrice left the dog in the backyard. And you can get out of our backyard. There's like little gaps in the gate. Yeah. You're in there. So I thought the other day, I thought it was gone. I couldn't find him anywhere.

You wouldn't answer me. And literally, I was upset and then I went, okay. I love this idea. You throw literally in everything. You say literally a lot. Like, we won't get it unless you go literally. Like, we're going to think like you were a pantom. Like, it wasn't literally. It was kind of of maybe fake you're making fun of the way I talk

So anyways, I love that nobody I was waiting for one of you guys to jump in on that you guys all love me hanging And just because I speak a wordy fat I don't know it's the literally part. I do notice that everybody has pets fucking hates their pets. I don't hate I don't like pets My my girlfriend and I don't want pets. We can't take a pet. I love my pet But I would be relieving fish don't count. Why? I have why do you look at me and things? I don't have I have a bulldog I have a job has a Drarium of different reptiles

You a lot of spiders do you have garter things I used to have when I was a kid. I still have the dude Who the dude oh the fish? Yeah, oh really I'm a friend too. What did you got a my friend? Yeah, I'm a friend they're trying to fight for each the kill each other now. They're separated by Crazy cuz they're fucking stare at each other through the divider Can you name one Lewis and one mic cult? and stare at each other through the divider. Can you name one Lewis and one mic, Kalta? I could change it up.

And then I put it in rattlesnake. I put him in a bowl because I had to clean the fish tank out and they literally two minutes in, they were fucking attacking each other. Hey, but I want to get you to get back to this fucking, what we were talking about. The one thing that I love Sam to death,

he's one of my favorite people in the world. But the reason why he's not fully in my life is, and he has a great chin. What's this chin? It's a little bit pushback why he's not fully in my life is that and he has a great chin was this chance a little bit was that he's a little bit i love this he's not sure she there is a long uh... can we show them the tattoo that you have i mean if you want i would love to see if we show them this at let's let's

see this tattoo felt uh... this is the he has to correct yes to tattoos this is very very sexual in here Let's see this tattoo, fellas. This is, he has two of them, correct? Yes. Two tattoos. This is what? They're very sexual in here. Well, because you're on blousing right now. Well, if you want to see, that's not a word either. I think this is a regrettable kind of tattoo.

Oh, no. Is that a Jack White autograph? What else? Is that a sitting arm? Can you please turn to the... What are you? Yes, there you go for you at home. Well, we have a lot of people on the internet land.

Who is that? That's a Jack White autograph. It shouldn't be difficult to tell. There's no definition. Who's the one? What is the girl? That's literally like writing on white paper. What is that on top?

Is that the misfits? No, no. What about the gruelos? Hang on a second. Explain your tattoos. Explain the top one and then explain the bottom one it started with the white zombie logo on the top that's what the top thing is yeah and the band white zombie

and then i met rob zombie like probably ten years ago at this point and he's a dick by the way not to me it's the guy that's autographed i've been reading like four times he's the doesn't matter to you it's Lewis he's a tyrant you're very tyrant you. It's Lewis. He's a tyrant. Yeah, you're very tyrant You're not saying I think he's rob zombie Sebastian Bach my call to that's my order on my shit list

Whoa One time Howard Stern and said that I fucking run No, I can imagine you're of course. Ron Tommy's been very cool with that. I mean, he got mentioned on this show. No, he kicked me out of the backstage. I went to, I was like a 15 year old kid, we went to Ausfest.

He spit you'd definitely be an asshole. Yeah, I was like, I was your wife, your feet. I was like, did you wipe your feet? Yeah, were you late? Yeah, I was, the drummer of the system of my time is,

did you not shut the fuck up? John Delmayev from System of Down the Drummer, and we met him and he was like, dude, we're gonna go back to this thing at this bus. You guys come hang and me and my buddy Dave went back to the bus and Rob Zombie got security guards to kick us out of the thing. Cause you were 15 year old,

dude, you went to hot shit. Rob Zombie was an excited that 15 year old boys were back in his pussy wagon. Yeah. Oh Jesus. Anyways, all right. All right, somehow it always gets back on fucking him. I'm trying, I want to know what the fuck happened

with your tattoos. What is the third? What is it? What made you go? I want to get somebody's autograph. Now you had to go that day. You had to go that day. Well, what happened?

Like Rob Zombie was doing a signing. Yes. And so I waited online. I went to the signing. And then I went to the concert. He was doing a concert like across the street. So I went to the signing. And then I went to the concert, you're doing a concert like across the street. So I went to the concert. And then the next morning, I just left it alone. And the next morning, I was able to get it done. So you you didn't shower. No. You went home that night. Went home that night.

Right. I didn't do a whole bunch of I sat up like back far sitting down at the show. So I didn't sweat. You didn't sweat when you were having gay butts sex that night. I didn't not that night. I didn't have it. So so we're off of it. You gave it's wet. You didn't sweat when you were having gay butt sex that night. I didn't, not that night. I didn't have it. So, I swore off of it. You gave it a let- For the evening. For the evening. For the evening.

You sacrificed. Yeah. For the tattoo. Right. So, you just suck dick. Just fucking dick. And in an air conditioned room. Right.

Yeah. Right. So, you go to the tattoo place the next day and you go, what do you say? Is somebody you know? No, no, no, I just went to the tattoo, the local place. Right. In Scar's deal, the ghetto. If it wasn't a ghetto, it was a central avenue.

It's ghetto. And you just, it's sharp, I just need you to fill it in. And what they say, they laugh at you? No, they didn't hear laughter in the back room, like after like, yeah, be right back. No problem, that's a great idea. Just number one.

Rob Zombie did more for tattoos and probably any other fucking guy in America He's all about that a fact and stuff like that. Are you making a fact? He's all about the imagery in the weird fucking It's good and sick of sitting out and not talking about drums and fucking losing weight I was hoping we'd bring up Rob Zombie's horror movies because I love them well Okay, but we'll talk about that It's not like it's like I'm the first person to get someone signature tattooed on myself. That's not that like,

like, uncommon. I've never been a chick with a signature on them. I'll tell you what you are. You'll get their titties signed. You know what I'm saying? You are the first friend of mine that's done. With that I understand. You know what I'm saying?

I usually, I'm not into that. I'm not into it. You've seen it. I don't mind an autograph Right, I just don't like when people fucking keep it forever How are you gonna explain to your kid when you adopt one later in life? Why you have two dads and one of them has yeah, could you imagine your fucking your dad having like a fucking Another dude's name on his own. I don't like you.

I was right there with a fucking Sammy Davis Jr. Fuck a line and you stepped on it and you stepped on it and both of them were better than man. Go ahead. If it was cool, I'd be like that's cool. If you had a Johnny Cash. That's a great. That's a great.

Way cool to rob zombie or Jack White. I think jack white is cool than rob zombie So do I and then and then so going forward then then I like I knew that I like the white stripes and jack white as much as I like rob zombie So Jack white was up. It's serious so you ran and I was like well, I'm gonna wait for this dude I gotta give him some I arm because it's not fair otherwise Right to just have Rob Zombie there and be like yeah, I could have had did he see that and say no I would have been like no, dude. You hide that no wait No, did you Number one, did you hide the rob zombie tattoo when you had him sign it? Yeah, there is yes

That's why I was saying that because I was I would sign someone else below me Right, no, no, I work I in a double bill for the rest of your life. Yeah, I'm why I'm cool with it I'm not on the hey, no, you know, you're gonna get us here on you. What's worse? I don't know. I didn't say hey. I'm gonna go what what do you think is worse that or get a guy getting a tram stamp? What would you you had to get one? What would you get that that? It's not worse. This is stuff. I'm in your grown fucking man And you have you look again a fucking photo sign and walk away. I'd rather have that a tramp stand a tramp stamp What I would rather have on my guy oh

On you I would take the this yeah, well, here's the thing from far away, you don't really know what any tattoo is. Nobody knows what this is or what's on your arm. It's just a fucking tattoo. So at the beach, oh my God, this is just a fucking skinny guy with a tattoo that's fine. Until you get a close and find out what it is,

you get the story to realize how queer it is. Transstamp is queer from fucking a hundred yards away. Right. And there is a chance, by the way, that you might be a fan of one or both artists. I get it at that point. You'd be like, okay, that's kind of, it's cool in there.

I guarantee that the tramp stand spot in his body is safe for prints. I guarantee this is gonna be. Just drop this symbol. That's fucking logo right above this fucking crack. I get very obsessive about the things I'm into. Rob Zombie, you know. You had somebody, I mean, it's crazy. But I got this 10 years ago and there hasn't been one.

But who else is left? Who else would you do this? What's the ultimate? I would, well, I mean, Rob Zombie. I was gonna think it's whoever's concert you go to. So then Tom Petty, the Spice Girls. Whoever's around, really, I think I do. But I think it's you.

I was gonna say Katie Perry which combines those two Tom Yeah, let me know when you were gonna say something What it was gonna be No, we're still down for that you guys said you were coming what's up, dude? I told you he's a And I'm just been ten years since I got the rob zombie one done I want you to and I've never regretted it now for one hour Not yet not yet Not yet it's 10 years this point. How old you now 31

Yeah, you probably he probably won't you 30s probably I've never seen him he doesn't like I am you were sleeveless stuff I mind show look but you never ashamed of my tattoos. I'm ashamed of my arms as you should why would I wear a sleeve I think if you're gonna get tattoos you got to like have muscles. That's how I feel about it I'm gonna be proud of them show it. I wear t-shirts all the time in the summer and you can see the gender I do all the time all the time all But you can only in the summer You can only see the word white so it looks like you have white supremacist tattoos on your arms Fuck that crap. All right, so it's a weird thing to do, to get somebody, to like somebody that much, to have their signature tattooed to your palm.

What's the difference between you and me? Here's the weird part of it. Here's the weird part of it. A hundred to ten. Not the tattoo. So the more nat. The... It's close.

Man. Here's the weird part. The actual signing. When he had to, like, I mean, you're having a human sign, you have to do to sign your arm. That's like, ugh. I mean, both of those guys were totally into it. Jack White was smiling in and smile.

I talked to Jack, actually I have Jack on the phone, Scopo, and he thinks you're a fucking loser. And Rob's not a loser. He just wrote a new song called loser with the Racket Tours. That was about me? Yeah, it's called loser. You got to attack too on your arm. Good, good, good.

The difference between me and you. Very Jack White, wasn't it? What's the difference between me and you as God? When I like something, I'm very obsessive about it and I'm long term. I like it forever. With you, you pick up these hobbies. Yeah, very clever.

And you get a very tyrannical failure. And you're there for a second. I don't think that's fair weather. And then you drop it to the neck Well, fair weather is more like bandwagon. Okay, tell me tell me tell me what didn't Expand on that. Well, like for example, like this drum thing. Yeah, well, it's not gonna last Like right now you're like super super into it and you just did like 15 minutes on a drum set, but like Actually back to this actually I don't even remember when I, but you're actually wrong on that

because I actually had to play almost seven days a week for four months with three drum teachers. I had a lot, I had to learn how to play songs. I had to learn how to play, and that's why I became a song. Well, it's my job, it was my job. But it's not your job right now and you're still doing it. It is my job because I have, they're actually,

I have to learn, I have to learn songs that they didn't play. They're sending to me, I have to learn. But you don't have to have the super deluxe, I'm so proud of this drum kit. Well, what should I get? Whatever you want. If somebody offered me something, no, but you don't have to come on here,

you were proud of that, you love the drums right now. Well, because I, it's not your job. It's your job. I told them, I told them I would, I would promote them. I thank you for doing that. I'm going to promote you guys. You're not excited about the drums right now. I'm very excited.

That's what I'm saying. Well, why wouldn't I be though? Because it's something I have to do for work. He's saying it will last. I'm hoping you're talking about it. I'm hoping it gets your passion. Yeah, but I'm hoping that like I was talking about the drums right now.

Here's what you got the logo of the drums on its arm. That make it right. Here's what you're wrong. 10 years at once. Here's where you're wrong, Sam. Here's where you're wrong. And I'm not like, you know, I don't want it to be like, I understand what you're saying, but here's where you're wrong.

I have to do this because hopefully we don't know. I'm, if I said, well, I'm not going to put, fuck it, I'm not going to play the drums until we get picked up. I can't play that roulette game. I have to keep playing so that it, assuming that the show gets picked up for the next seven fucking years, and that my job because to learn lines and all the stuff

I had to do and learn how to play drums was our heavy, hang on, let me finish. A heavy fucking thing. I'm not gonna round snake you. So. So. Just call that the snake bite. The rattlesnake bite. Here it is gonna write a snake you. So. Haha. Haha. Haha. Cause that's a snake bite.

The rattle snake bite. Here, here it is. Here it is. Yeah. I am. Here's the hair. Haha. I don't fucking push the microwave.

Relax. No. Haha. I'm not even a little fucking Bob and Sam show. But I have to... The drums for me has... I've wanted to play the drums since I started comedy. This is a fact.

I wanted to play the drums since I started comedy. He wanted to be the first drumming comedian. I wanted to be Joe Fiskipo. No, and I did. I just, I started to do it and it was too much for me to handle. I was like, I'll never be able to do this. And I just said, fuck it. It was one of the biggest, if you asked me

one of the biggest disappointments in my life, a thing I regret, it would be that time when somebody was like, here, here's a drum pad and you gotta do parodiddles. Whoa. What? There's not sucking a dick for a steak. You're gonna tell me in my face right now,

you were right not learning drums more than sucking a dick. Absolutely. Absolutely, that was a fucking childhood mistake. You can't gloss it. I can't blame myself for that. I can't blame myself for being hungry and not know what a dick is. But yeah, that was one of my biggest regrets. And then when this came up, it was like, oh my god, I have to do this. I have to learn how to play, which is, so I had people saying, all right, you have to do. And and now I'm like I'm forced into a Passion that I've always wanted but didn't have the ability to get over the

Hump of it but you know I'm over the hump of it and I'll tell you honest to God I'm not even trying to ruin a bit or whatever I fucking love playing That's what I mean you don't't like things, you love them. Like I've never known you to sit there and be like, yeah, this is cool, yeah, this is our right. You're wrong, I love my podcast. Love, I love my podcast. That's what I mean, love, love.

But I love the, they're all obsessions. It's not a obsession, I love doing my show. It's not, I'm not obsessed with it. It's really hard to do this every week. It's been hard as fuck to keep this going. It's the network. It's been a fucking, you know, not staying how hard it is to fucking say no and yes and to build the network and make it this what we kind of envision. It's fucking hard. And we don't get, I don't do it. If I was bringing home a fat fat paycheck where I could knock on the road, it would be fucking

Way easier. Of course. But I'm not. I'm fucking not. I wish money was coming in from the ship But I do it because I love doing it. I love helping other people do podcasts I'm proud to say that some of the fucking funniest shows I had a pardon Helping at some point, you know, so and the drums, I fucking love it, dude. I love playing the drums. I love people that play the drums, dude. I'm telling you, I'm the guy always been, and I still do it.

When I see a guy playing drums, I'll watch him. I can watch him for hours, and it doesn't matter if it's some dude outside at a restaurant playing jazz, or it's at a fucking rock concert. I've always been fucking just focused on the drummer. So now that I actually got past the point of learning a groove and I can play a fucking beat and I still stink. I want to become better, man.

I fucking absolutely. So to, you know, this isn't a fucking weird obsession with me. This is actually something I've always wanted to do. I love doing it and I'm gonna keep doing it. Whether the show goes on or not, but it just so happens that I have to learn it for the show. But that's not everything that you did. It's like a new past.

Like I haven't known you to not, like when you introduce something, you know what you say? Oh, I just found this and I thought it was cool. You have some kind of backstory and why it's like this glorious, grand thing and this is your new path. And you have a love affair with it. But you say I drop it off and I forget about it

like in a couple months, which I do do that to certain things. I agree with that, but not the drums. I'm saying the drums has the potential to be the next thing. It's not gonna be. I can't like the bandalier. I can't, but the bandalier is a fucking fashion statement. But you're all out of time.

And I still believe it. It's a bandalier, it's like a man purse. No, it's not a fucking man, the bandalier. They can't but the bandalier is a fucking fashion statement. You're all I still believe it. You're the bandalier is like a man purse. No, it's not a fucking man. It's a bandalier. And I still fully believe in the bandalier. I haven't seen you wear it. Well, because my bandalier broke. My bandalier is fucking broken. And if I still I would be wearing it today. I am it's called the go runner by the way. Oh and it's amazing and it's a fucking it goes around like a like a messenger bag. It's a but yeah. The Holter top. It's not a fucking Holter top. It's a fucking bandalier. Where's it around us?

Made by Yowza. Yowza also makes the bandalier. Well I would think what name another thing besides it. But like what I'm saying is. Yeah good. I know I'm trying to get Bobby I helped I've helped you move I know exactly what you're talking about do tell me I move three foldable bicycles one we also won we have this hang on one second you and you tried to get both of them from me I need I need a bike to a little bit of fold it's even better for this thing is Bobby's first of all it's just I want it I kind of want it and don't talk right now To this is like the first fold It's from like 97 it's 300 pounds dude. You need two people to unfold it

By the way, thanks for the bike Bobby And thanks for going on the road with me no problem did you have a photography habit or a hobby or whatever We have we have about 17 you're in a photographer now photography. I have a camera. We have 17 cameras in the bin over there Well, I'll look fucking somebody throws you under the bus. I Yeah, you should do a fucking tech talk segment on this show every week about all the new Yeah, but yeah, but I'm not I love tech now. There he goes. Love I love tech Everything now that's got a better way he says he likes me I don't even feel like I'm even like he loves everything right

wait I mean that's what it is I I I don't love you I like you I know but you're even the value of your like doesn't mean that much you love a band of lear you love a pair of new headphones he said I was I love his favorite people yeah I love I love I never invited to a Sam and I love Chris I would like an invite I love Sam. I love Sam. I love Sam. I love Chris. I would like an invite, but I would love an invite. When you get that laser off, what? I just don't my kid going, ah, and pointing to a queer tattoo.

It's not queer. I can. I hear the thing though, with the tech now, I'm defending myself. I understand that you have a point with some stuff, but with the tech, I've never not been into it. I love gadgets. I love the latest and greatest. It's, I've never phased out of that. I love it.

And you'll come up with a gadget and say, this is it, this is the new thing. Half the time you write, half the time you're wrong, but you'll, That's a pretty good fucking, that's pretty good. But you do it for every single thing that comes out. The thing he loves is tech. Tech is gonna get old after a while

Yes, the topic of the word it means get old sooner or later, but he'll have a gadget Everybody nobody calls Bobby out of shit Ten minutes I'm 10 minutes. I'm defending myself. No, it's a real. I do it. You'll call you on the sheet. He's fucking trying to get it on it She fucking tried to attack me You'll drop you'll drop a gadget after a week and you won't have started saying you know I I'm trying this out I'm gonna see if it was just I don't know He'll go this is the greatest thing I've ever seen this revolution Yeah, and then two days later you're like that's it didn't work that well. That's called technology

You don't get a first Mac was the greatest thing in the world now the first I Later You got distracted by something else very fast. It's very very fast It's as fast as something China around Oh, let's do a tech talk favorite new piece technology favorite all right favorite new one right now that You can read it that is we can't live without tells you when you're having a heart attack

You are having a heart attack is it Bobby? Please stop moving you are passed out Your blood is the consistency of gravy. Listen, I'm asking you, here's a question. Do you want tech that's, I own or, let me finish, but that's you want. Hang on, let me have to be able to. God forbid you even let it happen. Let me finish.

Or is it tech that's coming out available very soon? Because there's two different, there's things that I have my eye on in the future and there's stuff that's out right now. No hoverboards has to be out within six months. Six months. Okay, there's a new pair of headphones that are out. I forget what they're called. Irion or something like that.

It's on Kickstarter, they've been funded. It's coming out in the next month or I think what do they do? I'm 100% of the company. And I'll tell you what I wish I did. I'll tell you what they are. You know the'll tell you what the, you know the headphones, they're just ear buds, okay? That's it. And there's a little silver tube.

And inside of that is the two little earbuds, okay? And you just put them in your ear. That's it, no wires, nothing. They last for five hours. And then when they run out, you put them back in that tube, which is a charger station? Okay, which charges them five times? So you just put them back when you're done take them out put them in this little awesome silver tube

Put that in your pocket you done and then we take them out you put them back in here and there's no I fucking One thing in my life. I hate wires. I hate that we aren't wireless battery charging I mean, I hate that there's something connected to make it work. I love when things are just gonna be fucking wild. He's hating love. He's a very passionate love dream. He hates wires, loves technology. I'm an artist.

Why do you hate wires? What happened in your life? I just fucking hate him. Bobby was in the circus and he fell off the high wire. What the fuck I want these people get it off me and put it right on his face Right over his dumb face. I'm heated that joke. I do I hated that joke because I fucking care about you. That's why I hate it there joke. He fell off the...

I have the same taste in my mouth like if I lick your ass off of that joke. Well I'll take it back. Apparently that's how fast these things are just. What? Fuck! It's technology. Oh fuck you fucking deep who in your new little fucking screen of fucking bomb data shit fucking cocks So I that technology But I'm saying you say it charges five times. I don't understand. Okay, so this little capsule charge that caps This when you all right, so you have this little capsule silver capsule which the headphones go in when it goes in there it charges them

You understand that so now you take them out. they're always charged. How long does the capsule stay charged? I told you, five, five charges. And then you have to recharge the capsule. Then you recharge the capsule. How long does the charge take? For the five hours. I mean, now I don't know that. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that It would probably take around not an hour. It's around 30 minutes now to charge your pair of headphones. Well, the movie case is like that, but the movie case, you don't get as many charge. You see, the movie case is great, but it's dead because it's too big and bulky. When the whole selling point of a phone

is how thin and light, no, now I have to put this fucking shit case on it. You know, and it's like, Oh, but now the phone's bigger. I hate all this stuff because I don't like how I feel like it's always the next thing. You never have what you want. You never get it. It's always your power like it. Yeah, you know, and it's like, oh, the phones bigger. I hate all this stuff because I don't like how I feel like it's always the next thing. You never have what you want. You never get it. It's always your body like this thing. It's planned up to lessons. Planned up to lessons. It definitely is part of the plan. I know you, Shane. I think could they make the phone that is, oh my God, phone. I don't think so. Oh, look, I think that is

the case. Technology is already out there. I think that's the case. They're sitting on technology that's going to be out in three years right now. I understand. I think that's the case with like cars, light bulbs. I think they could make a car that would be perfect that runs on electricity or water. They have, I think there's a light bulb.

There is. I know the first light bulb that they made lasted for like 20 years. And they said, fuck you, go back. They told the engineers, you need to go make this fail after a certain amount of time. And they were like, it's fucking, we just invented the greatest thing ever.

This is the, it's gonna, and they were like, yeah, we're gonna sell one to everybody. We need to sell fucking three hundred. But I agree with you. I definitely think the technology is there for electronic cars. I mean, there's no doubt about that. For that, but I think with like iPhones,

I don't think that they can, they have it, but they can't release it because it's not tested. Like Apple does it. They release shit and it fucks up. And now they're fucked. They have to be very, when you're releasing something on that massive level where people are being that critical of it and you're saying it does this.

If it doesn't do that, the repercussions are fucking really harsh and quick and fast. So they have a keyboard, okay, they have a pickup projector and a laser keyboard. So everybody's complaining that they, it doesn't have a keyboard, so they have a peak up projector that and a laser keyboard. So you know everybody's complaining that they you know I doesn't have a keyboard so they have it they can put a laser keyboard in an iPhone They can put a peak up projector in an iPhone and you can shoot a fucking image on a wall And get a little you make your phone into a fucking hundred foot TV on a wall and hotel already have it

Yeah, they have it, but they can't they they're not putting it together yet because of battery life number one battery life Isn't where it's supposed to be now with fucking graphene and all this fucking liquid metal and all this shit that they're These advances they're finding and then technology graphene is It's it's actually Lewis graphene. It's a wheel No, what are we talking about right now? I'm not going to terminate it. The terminator. The two 1000 men.

It's a common grammar pattern. I've seen this boy. They have, Graffin is actually the tip of a pencil. Graphite. Okay. It's stronger than steel. They found out. They fucking by accident they found this out.

When they put it together and I think it's a hexagon, an octagon pattern, it's stronger than steel and can actually conduct electricity, like fucking 100 times better than anything else. So they can make batteries out of this that last way longer. When they can make a battery last for fucking ever, for a month, okay?

Then the head phone is by the way when the headphones and the fucking the the phones and all this That's when you can put a peak peak of projector and all this other shit into a phone because now you have the battery life and the juice to Fuck and do it, but do you really want the projector out of your Hi, what do you do it? It's cool. Do you know? Fuck is it cool? It's a boy. I know boy. the projector out of your yeah cool you know it's a point let me just give you an example and then you can fight this you can art is you're in your hotel room right you're in your

i say tidy whiteies you're wrong both socks on box your briefs socks on correct socks on you don't even like looking at your feet right now you got a movie on your phone, right? How great. Who puts movies on their phone? That's, you don't do that. I've done it. Everyone. Everybody on the fucking planet.

You watch movies on your phone. I don't know. It's, they have Netflix on your phone. Guys, the thing on the phone. The picture quality of your phone. You see this thing? It's amazing. What did you say? War. Oh, you creep.

Yeah, but by the way, I'll say, look, I will agree with Jared in the sense that I don't ever watch movies on my phone ever. I very rarely watch porn on my phone, only in a pinch. And honestly, and a pinch, I will, a porn emergency. But I have, like, I have my computer connected in my TV. I've never put porn up on my TV. I always would just watch it on my computer. So there's no reason for me to have a big projected image

Let me just finish Here's the thing I use my iPhone for everything every Everything you possibly do yeah, absolutely jerk off. I watch porn on it I my airline tickets are on it When the planes coming I mean it's what I like Instagram, all the shit, social media, everything runs off of that. I very rarely use my computer anymore now that the iPhone 6 Plus is fucking there.

Now, when I'm in my room, I hotel my way with the fuck I am, if I could shoot a fucking movie onto the pillow next to me, instead of watching it on that screen, if I could shoot it on the ceiling, or shoot it on the wall and watch a fucking movie. Yes and the fact that you say you wouldn't do that I fucking dare you. I dare you. I dare you. Why would I put that's not something. Why would I put it on my pillow. It's gonna look all shitty

and lumpy pillowy. It's a tiny little movie a tiny little movie. All right. It's 100% it's so ruining you're ruining the movie. So we'll have TV. So I went to a lot of hard work to frame it right. You're what they said about the end. This is what they said about television. You're gonna why you got to watch it on the big screen. No, because they know how to shoot for TV. Nobody knows how to shoot for a tiny iPhone in your hand.

They have to have they have's that do it already. They have TVs that are projection on the wall. Yes, projection TV's. So it's just that. Yes, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I don't want it. I don't want all that shit.

You know, we always have this conversation when you're like, why don't you get this app? Why don't you get this app? I'm like, I like the app that shows me a map. And I like the app that lets me go online and in my email and that's it. I don't want all of it. That's pretty fucking, but that's pretty amazing.

The three apps that you fucking use, right? That's enough, that's my point, it's like enough. But for you, it's enough, but that's pretty fucking amazing that you can use and I guarantee you use more than that, you use Safari, so when you go, when you go, hey, where's this, how do I get that? What's this going on? You see it, you use that, you use Safari. So when you go, when you go, hey, where's this? How do I get that? What's this going on? You see what you do?

You know that, which is fucking, it's just almost magical. So by the way, websites were designed to be shown on a computer monitor, but we figured out how to enjoy them on our phone. Yeah, it's all technology. You know, it's more. The website is available experience.

The website is an information experience. A map to a map. A map was supposed to be a huge on a table or on a wall. And you'd look at it and fucking be like, now you look at that email phone. You know, butt stuff. What? You like butt stuff?

No, it's not my deal. I'm all lesbians person. I'm just like all lesbians. Oh, do you guys have the same personalities, you? Yeah, pretty much. I like it. You know what, when I jerk off and there's like a guy, like I'm just like, wow, that woman was abused

and I jerked off to abuse. But when it's lesbians, they're like just like, you know? Can I just say, I mean, I know they were abused, but it lesbian, they're like just like, you know? Me. I mean, I know they were abused, but it happened off screen earlier in their life, you know what I mean? They're dead, did it too. Yeah, I didn't have to watch it.

You know what I mean? You're watching chicks getting fucked in camera because you feel as if they're being abused by the guy. Yeah, I mean, it's a little violent. Can I say something? It's not always. I know what you're saying in a weird way, because I don't like when a guy and a girl they kiss

because it's always aggressive. But when you see a lesbian's kiss, there's something passionate and sexy about it that does turn me on. There is a less rapy vibe. I actually asked, sometimes I actually finished before the actual sex starts because it's just like the moment

where they just start kissing. I found this guy who sucks who's who sucks your dick in a car. All right. I thought it was fine. Thank you. I love it. Thank you.

But he's afraid to laugh. No, I'm not pressured to laugh or not laugh. I say laugh at everything guys. It's a better going around. It's a better show. You know, you're gonna laugh. You're like, what the fuck? Well, because he's so radical. Yeah, because he told everybody you guys don't you guys laugh because he's who I am

I'm trying to be me man. All right. God you drug addict. He was his dick is curved so many fucks a girl It's like a Maliki panties intense orgasm the girls are like freaking yeah because the orgasm is so intense He's a compilation video online. It's The friend you any time you can look at that and be fucked out Yeah, you know, you don't think you don't think that it's fucking awesome that you can all the shit You can do with your fuck what kind of form do you have first to I have an iPhone five? That's you have a star tech you have a five 5S so you have no desire to get the 6.

No, I didn't want to get the 5. Yeah, you're one of those guys. You're one of the guys that wish like you don't even want as many channels as you have. I mean that people look at it all the time. I read books. I read books. I get it. You can read books on your phone.

You can read books on your phone. Jared puts his phone away from 9am till noon every morning. You have a phone box? I kind of do get rid of it sometimes. Do you have a phone box? I'm going to, all right, stop talking over me. Do you have a phone box out in your house that you put your phone away? I have a wooden hand carved box that I lock and it's got a timer.

Can I, can I, can I, can I say? I have a wall you were on the show. Ha, ha, you seem different. I say it for air to Allah and then it's like. But you have like red wine drunk. Like you just play. Yeah, right, yeah, right. It is, it is that guy when you're like red wine drunk like he's Is that guy? He's like Keith Robinson drunk. Yeah, there's that guy. What is it? Let me see it is like curve So it's the orgasm is so intense with a woman That is nothing to do. That looks like a view. This is just you're right. It's just

Who wants to look at that? Well hold on. Let me see I jerked off to it So I don't want to see that, guys. Fucking weird camp counselor asshole, too. But when it's just pounding like that, it's mechanical. You might as well look at like the inside of an engine while it's revving up. But look at fucking boring. Look who you talking to. You talking to a fucking, just a big, bubbled fucking asshole

from Queens. That's the type of sexy guy. I got to have a costume. I got to have a character. I want to ask a question. We're going to wrap up, too. We're going to weigh the fuck over today. I wanna ask a question, we're gonna wrap up soon too, we're gonna weigh the fuck over today. I wanna go to the chat room real quick,

so get the D-Poo chat up, and then we'll go to the dude chat. What kind of porn do you like? I just started watching, I didn't even know it was a thing. Rob Zombie porn. There it is, the guys. Rob Zombie in Jack White. White stride videos, and they're just having butt sex the whole time. i didn't even know it was a thing rob zombie porn that is the guy's raps on the right white stripe videos

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another dude. What is that called? That's not a joke. That's not a joke. That's like one video. No, it's called a Houdini. No, it's not. It's called a Houdini. What is that? What is that? It's not called Houd No, it's the hoody No, it's not I don't know, it's just top top top top It's called a hoody

What is it? Yeah, it's not It's not cuckolding because Cuckolding is the thing Oh, but I know It's rape A cuckolding is rape No, a cuckolding is

Stop for a second Cuckolding is when you get up Is it in with a black guy? Doesn't have to be a black guy Doesn't have to be what Mostly it is, right? A lot of yeah, I mean A lot of black guys and the more popular video

The wife wants that and the husband wants it. And sometimes in cuckolding, the guy actually sucks the dude's dick. Like the husband will go down on the mic. That's not what cuckold is though. Cuckold, the definition of cuckold is just watching a dude fuck your chick. Okay, now, now Houdini, is like, you're about to fuck a girl. Well, the whole thing is you're fucking a girl and then you go outside and a guy comes in and you weigh from the window.

Right. That's not what I'm talking about. So he's standing right there the whole time. You're doing Patrice's joke. You're an asshole. That's the Houdini though. No, but the Houdini. No, that's not what I'm talking about.

You said, guys, guys, guys, girlfriend. Stop panicking and bouncing in your seat like a fucking social path. All right, are you itching your asshole? No, man. I thought you're itching your asshole. Oh, I thought you were itching your asshole. Everything's okay in the end, because the girl takes off the blindfold

and she's like, what the fuck is this? What the fuck? And then she lets the guy fuck her anyway, so she's not getting raped. She actually, actually, the best ones are is when it's a black guy and the girl's racist and then she takes it, well usually it's always face it.

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Puerto Ricans. That's all it is. You like Puerto Ricans. Puerto Ricans. He does a fucking new show. I'm not going to be interviewed, dude. It's a whole radio. I know. Yeah, radio.

But I fucking whiz the, I said, guys, real quick. And you fucking, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, I had a thing. You're fine. Thank you. I was way shorter than him. I, well, this is recorded. I'm getting sick of you getting these shit. To say you wouldn't give him shit. Dude, I'm being. I is recorded. I'm getting sick of you giving me a shit.

You wouldn't give him shit. But dance over so for 10 minutes late, every fucking time. Never. Did it have to be a joke late? It's okay, dad. It has a once or twice. A once or twice out of hundreds of times. Every time.

And that's Kellhead. Kellhead. Oh yeah, dance order. Fucking love him. Love that guy. Love him, love him, love him. Maybe you should fucking actually. Yeah, maybe you should fucking actually. Oh my God, a lot him. Maybe I'm as piece of shit. Yeah, maybe maybe maybe you should fucking actually Oh my god a lot of people think I'm a piece of shit

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He's not it but he's Indian I always not fucking impudence Everybody's not even close to those people at least to it all closer than you probably yeah, but you're Indian or correct Yeah, yeah, you're not even yeah Shekish or not I'm Sikh Sikh, not Sikh, not Sikh, not Sikh Bion Sikh, yeah, yeah, well you look fabulous, you're very chic, but you're also Sikh Alright, so what do you like? I'm all about the Asian-born shit Guys, go ahead

I'm all about the Asian porn I like Asian You know, Asian gangbang You like blurred out, you don't want to see the dick Or the China hip-hop Adrian, what do you like, you like fucking snuff films, don't you? He's running over. Look how excited I do switch it up with my two stand visor Paid and pick up porn paid a pick up on paid and pick up. Oh, what I do love like audition porn That's the shit

To casting couch with a cream pie what and if the girl is like a little unshaven because this then she played the game right Because if she comes in a little unshaven, because then she played the game right. Because if she comes in a little unshaven, like it's just grown in a little bit. I got 100% right. Then she's like, maybe this is a real casting. Like she didn't even know she was getting naked today.

Right. That is amazing. And that's why that one guy is the best. Because every time in some time, cast and cast, sometimes they'll let him come inside of her, sometimes they'll do anal, sometimes they won't fuck, they'll just suck his day. Sometimes one girl will leave the room and not even

sit around like she's freaked out. If that's fake, he's brilliant because there's no consistency in any of the stories. I like though. I like the ones where like the guy loses a bet to a bunch of other group of group of like dudes. Yeah, like a gambling like he did. And he's like, I got no, I, and she's like, what about your wife? And he's like, and he looks at, and she gambling like he did and he's like I got not I and she's like what about your wife? And he's like and he looks at and she's like no mother and he's like honey and they do it And all of a sudden this is fucking you see the guy roll over a fucking roll straight flush. You're like oh shit Honey

Fuckin three dudes grab her put her on the thing but at first she's like no and they fuck fuck you pay the debt I like the shoes time is a good website. Shoes time is the best website. What is it? Shoes time.com. Can you, can you, that was the one I should do. And I'll tell you why, because it's a combination of great porn,

they pick out the porn and the, I see eye to eye with this guy, this is my dude. This guy gets it. And then, but then it's also fight videos and funny videos. So it's just like literally, if you're a bitch that makes those that it is Disney World in the morning. Yeah, I just want to say something, will you send that to me?

Because my favorite is clitty.com. When you mention clitty, what's clitty is this video? Yeah, how great is clitty? What's clitty, just like a clitty.com is the one Patrice hooked me up with back in the day and he would fucking, I mean, research. He did a lot of research.

I like that, that is too many Toys on it. I love that. I can't like three hours. Yeah, so many categories Monster tab is the same way sub categories and they have the first page of the latest it's so oh Yeah, but I take for ever doing that and I love it I want to have in them like I said that I want to play some of this algorithm technology toward porn because it really has none of that Like there's nothing where like it pops up Well, you can put up saying like how they have like with any of these websites. I think they do have it behind

I think they have some I think the back end screen like you now Yeah, it'll go what yeah, it's all keywords though. It's like the algorithm should be like literally I wish every morning. I wish a fucking new video would pop up in my inbox like dude This is what you learn today based off of all the information you've jerked off Alright, so I want to go real quick. We're gonna move on cuz fucking we can talk about this all day Let's go to Deepo's chat, which is different than the actual chat. These are the ones that he deemed good Chase and chat feel says I wonder if the Elburn make a battery that make that long that what lasts as long as episode Oh my god, I can get him the bomb down on that

Wow, you get the bomb down. I want to try that again. Yeah, try it again try to get it's a third language Divo what is it Jason chatfield says I wonder if they'll ever invent a battery that makes my phone last as long as this YKWD episode That's mean okay now go the regular chat real quick, read the latest one. Patrick Baker says, is the treadmill called that because when Bobby steps on it, it yells yells at? Oh, that's it. That was the fight joke!

Bye! Bobby chat is always funnier than Deepu chat. Great, Deepu, go back to you. Back on my chat, Jiz Jam says, so I was late to the show, is Fistuka opening for Burr. No. Yes. It was a joke. Sanjaya. Willie fire asks where is Sanjaya? He was supposed to be next week. Okay. Next week, Deepu got a whipped up. My people. One more. That's the most

famous question from India. Sanjaya. The half ogre says me. What are I saying? Yeah. He says Lewis is too aggressive for D&D. He would try to roll for rape on all female characters. I'm probably choker kid if he was killed. Jesus. That is so funny.

He doesn't know you. He knows you will. What's that top one say? Fuck your TV says this shong guy looks like he let himself he looks like a let himself go Aaron Berg and then Paul Jean. Wow people know who Aaron Berg is. Aaron Berg referred to you serious. And then Paul Jean says Sam looks like a let herself go Sarah Silverman Sam no I go to go to regular chat. What's he do? We're the funnier one second

Enzy Skanks and comedic rules here. Okay. Enzy Skanks has Bobby's got hippo ears Say that because you can't see my ears That's not funny because you're guessing I am you read the word longer again. It was body Sorry, do you have any trouble? Billy Jim yeah, I listen guys This has been a very fun episode of YKWD We're gonna wrap it up because it is going very long. I Would you say I said that guy's good.

He didn't want to show. What do you mean, he didn't want to me, and it looks exactly like me. Yeah, he's great. Can we get those and put those up? Can you send them to you? I tweeted that aside. I'm sorry.

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But if you're out there go to her website and help her out go to her shows I heard she did an hour the other night. What the fuck was that? Who said that? That was me. Oh, that was the book. What the fuck did she do after 10 minutes? Dude, she's crying. She's cried for 50 minutes on stage. Okay. And by the way, guys, coronated with Kelly though, because she has to bring seven people per show,

so you don't want to have too many people at one show. No, it's just vegetable, it's gets 10. Okay, I heard so. Anyway, go to Kelly for Stook. Is it Kelly for Stooka.com, right? Kelly for Stooka. Kelly for Stooka.com. You got to say that.

I don't know. I'm not even aware. I let it expo right? Kelly for Stukah. Kelly for Stukah. You got to say that. I don't have a real name anymore. I let it explode. Good for you. So let's go around the room. Sam, what do you got besides an amazing show every Friday? Well, yeah, listen to Sam Roberts show on Series XM and if you like wrestling, download Sam Roberts wrestling podcast.

And now, I'm, you know, I'm very concerned about wrestling right now. It seems like it's fucking shitting the bed. It did shit the bed a little at the Royal Rambo. I think it'll pick up by WrestleMania. I'm getting a little, I mean, I'm a wrestling fan, but there's, I'm talking about you're not a wrestling fan. I'll tell you why because he loves wrestling. And there's another thing he did.

He went through a period where he was calling me on Monday night, dude, you watching Rob by the way, and he's got all these opinions and all these, and let me, let me, let me, I'm going to say why I'm a wrestling fan I'm a good barometer for when wrestling is fucking doing well you know because when I'm into it when I'm into it like I'm into the UFC I'm into MMA constantly I'm just never get out of it but wrestling when I'm into it there's something happening like something's really fucking popping

So what's Bobby Kelly doing? I well know just know that when I'm watching it and calling you there on the right track That means that is like a Parameters the right word that means there's something in the air right now Yes, and there's nothing back and that that I will admit for wrestling I am not a fan like MMA I when the'm into it, there's something going on. When I was into it last time, who was around? King Kong Bundy.

No. No. That's the shit daddy's the man. Listen. Who was around? The Rock was around. And who else? Rock, I don't know.

I don't remember. Don't get mad at me, dude. Why are you getting mad? No, no, this, this, this, this, you can't just say shit. And then when I make a point, it doesn't matter. Because that's like me saying that sometimes I watch UFC and when I'm watching it, they're on to something like a, why is, well, that's fine. That's a, I would accept that.

Why would it be like unique to anybody? That's, that's just like if a person doesn't watch usually and they start watching, they're like, hey, but I, I know people, I know people who watch the UFC when like, when John Jones is fighting. They don't watch every fight I watch every week every fight Yeah, but did you have to wait until you found out that they were watching to know that they were on the right track? Or did you know oh that was a good fight? No, but when they do watch when people do get that buzz around I'm like this is a big fight. This is a great the John the John's Jones fight in Kumi Kumi Daniel Kumi a fight was a big fucking that was a big deal in a lot of

people that read regularly don't watch were actually talking about it and knew about it so i knew that you have to see was on the something this anderson silver fight same thing Saturday due to fucking it's it's as far as the the anthony uh... johnson fight last week withstason, it wasn't as fucking it was big for me I love the fight for free fight for a free fight, but it wasn't this buzz So yeah, I think that when people are the barometer of you when people are buzzing around the fight It's like oh my god. There you go. I'm not a barometer. I'm always into it. I love every fight I teave I record every fight and I watch them all and I watch reruns of old fights

I love fight. I watch them all and I watch reruns of old fights. I love far I really love MMA, but the the wrestling. It's not there's something. It's not my I'm not I'm not barometering you you will all right I'll be the wrestling right now. I don't hate it. No, I love you love and hate I love I love and I love wrestling But I actually was in more to impact this week than I was fucking WWE. Yeah. I'm sorry.

There's more of a buzz. About impact. Yeah. It's sexy. They're smaller guys and they have to do more. I may do like 400,000 people watching. Dude, 400,000 and one. Because I was watching.

Is it Bobby? Well, they can't just one of them. So, check, I didn't want to say it Why would you say it because I'm a tire you scared? I want to listen check out your show Fridays. Yeah, right Sam Roberts and you have a podcast Sam Roberts wrestling podcast and he's on you're on oh the Opian J show every day too, which you're actually kind of slipping into that third mic I'm on the show all right, but you are and you're slipping into that third mic. I'm on the show

All right, but you are and you're you're you're very fucking great part of the show. Well, thank you very much Oh, you are man one of my favorite one of my favorite people to radio with Why are you fucking great what love? I like you dude. I like you a lot. I think goes well Lois what do you got buddy? Guys this Saturday? This Saturday night. I'll be opening, I won't be with Bobby Kelly. I'll be opening for Bobby Kelly and he can sun this Saturday night, would you be a lot of fun? Are you featuring? You know what I think so.

I'm opening, actually, because I just featured, yeah. You go up twice. Yeah, I wanted to, I wanted to do the gig just because it's a fun gig and we're going to watch the fights together when we get to Yeah, that's going to be good. But also I'm going to be headlining Yakima Washington March 27th and 28th and then also Seattle, Parler Live on March 29th. So if you're in the Washington area, Yakima on the 27th, 28th, the Laugh Lounge and then Parler Live on the 29th, Come and check me out. Parler Live is fire. It's the shit.

It's a great club. It's awesome. Yeah, it's awesome. One of my favorites. Go ahead. Yeah. Shout out. Hello.

What's up? I'm in San Francisco. What's up? Tomorrow night. I'm sorry. Saturday night. I was alright. I know.

Dude, no. It's a gay city. No, it's not a gay city. It's a fucking food city. OK. Dude, I'm doing the blue crews around San Friend fire Island the day after that I'll be at the comedy attic in Bloomington February 5th through whatever the Saturday is and then Yeah, and I got an album called my brave battle. It's on iTunes. Yeah, man

Buy it and that just came out a little bit ago. Right a little bit again. That's how's it doing? Dude the highest sales they've ever seen, they said. Did you notice that I'm on the lips of every entertainment reporter? Like drink a bottle, did you drink a bottle? Why, I'm, hey, you know, I am getting comfortable. Dude, you did a fucking joke, dude. I was something to joke that day.

I literally almost had to repeat it. I was at a hotel and I called to get internet, dude. This joke is so funny, dude. I don't know what fucking like, dude, the bit, but it's so funny, because I- You could do it, I don't care. I called to get internet and they were like, yeah, dude. You got to pay for internet and I was like,

oh, that sucks. He was like, well, you can come and use the internet in the business lounge and the joke is fucking great. He was like, all right, next question. Can I jerk off in the business? I jerk off in the business center. Dude, I'm telling you, man. You're fucking great. He was like, all right, next question. Can I jerk off in the business? I jerk off in the business center. Dude, I'm telling you man, you're fucking hard. You really know how to open up this.

You know, you just call him an opener. No, preparing the crowd and opening up a show and what you did for me on my special is a very hard thing to do. To get a crowd to a point where they're listening, they're not fucking crazy. You went out and you did that, but your stand up is fucking awesome to do. Thanks, Bob.

It really, you're one of the funniest guys out there. I remember I met you when you and Joe DeRosa were doing the show, like a sketch show down and where the fuck was that at the pit? We were in a couple places. A couple different places. Yeah, and I remember that and then I you know and I I tell you man get his album it's fucking hilarious it's on iTunes iTunes Amazon give him the name of it again my brave battle go get it right now download a couple tracks if

you don't want to fucking down cancer it's supposed to kind of sound that way I was inspired by Larry King who wrote an autobiography called My Remarkable Journey what a fucking asshole so I'm gonna make my title like that. Sean, what do you get, buddy? I have a podcast myself called No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm just joking. Sorry. It's called My Dumb Friends, our podcast. I do it with Dan St. Germain. It's on all things comedy network. And then I have a Twitter handle at Shoney Time. And that's about it. Awesome. You get a show's coming up. I'll be in Scottsdale next week, the fourth to the eighth. I'll be at the House of Comedy. Okay, great. Yeah. Make sure you check them out. Thanks coming on, buddy. Again, I appreciate it. Yeah, no sweat.

What do you got, scope? Not much. My Twitter. At Chris Copa, that's it. All right, check it out. I want to make sure. I got a, oh, you got my stuff, right? Yeah.

I make sure, can you please follow this fucking, please follow this boy on Twitter. I'll be with Louis. March 20, did I get ready? Oh, yeah, March 21, first. First, we're at DC together. What did you, he's fucking stone. Are you alright dude?

Do you gonna get home alright? Yeah, we gotta get you to do this. No, I'm saying it. He's fucking, you do lose. I didn't think it was that bad. Alright, good. This weekend of course, I'm gonna be with Louis J Gomez at Habaret Theater.

Habaret Theater and it's actually packing up right now So there's few tickets left. So if you're gonna if you're gonna go get your fucking tickets now Don't roll in that night because I would hate to fucking have you not get a seat And I'm not just saying that to like some gimmick to sell more tickets, which you know I definitely would do we use that technique at equinox It's it's was ending tomorrow guys get in now don't beat the price increase It's really packing up so make sure you check it out and we'll probably find a spot out there to watch the fights I'm bringing my computer. I mean you come up to us. We will watch it in my hotel room Come on. No, no, no, they're gonna have a at the sports bar. They'll have the fights. I don't think so you guys have your phone

No, they didn't go find a screen. You can just use it All right, so we'll be in the room watching the fights I'm gonna separate iPhone so check that out this right, so we'll be in the room watching the fights. You guys have gone. On separate iPhone. So check that out this Saturday night, and I'll be at the cell phone, and if you guys want to check that out, 5th, 6th and 7th of February,

the McGubbies, comedy club in Maryland. All right, let's cut it. Something came up that I can't announce yet. So we get to hold off on all my ass. Bobby will not be an actress. No, no, no, no. Something came up, so we- He's playing the stay-plough marshmallow man and the new Ghostbusters movie. Bobby will not be playing. No, it. Check out all my dates. But number one, go to robcatolive.com because my album,

I mean, my DVD is up there. You can do two things. You can go to Comedy Central and watch it on the download page. What does it fuck away in my brain? The app. The app on the app. You can watch it right on your phone. I know Jared's against that.

But you can watch it on your phone. And you can go on Comedy Central on demand and watch it right on your phone. I know Jared's against that, but you can watch it on your phone. And you can go on a comedy central on demand and watch it or you can go get the unedited longer version on robacadolive.com. It's a $5 minimum donation. You can give more, but $5 you got to do and you pre-order it. And then when we are allowed to sell it, I think it's in April, it will be shipped right to your computer You'll own it and it's five bucks. We're gonna make it. They ship it to your computer. Yeah, it's called shipped.

Real fast. If you like those photos that Jason was Tweeting at us just go to jasonchafield.com. Okay, Jason. Jasonchafield.com. He's a good guy. He's a great guy. So make sure you check that out and What else try to plug anything I want you all right, dude I'm rubbing my eye. All right, dude. You're right dead. I would like to thank who sent these Derek Derek sent these awesome mugs to us. It says today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth says today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. Lou Grammites.

That's it. I got to give this the fucking will. Thanks for these mugs. Cause Lou, will so Vince thought Lou Garrison's Zee was a Lou Grammites. It was a, and he called it the, the Jew disease. Only Jew has got it. Only Jew, Lou Grammites. You guys are the best fucking fans.

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