Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - UFC-148 WobblyRoo

Episode Date: July 16, 2012

Luis Gomez and Kris Tinkle from The Hammerfisting Podcast join the crew for Robert's recap of UFC 148. RiotCast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Lewis J go man I'm a fucking... I'm gonna leave it on the same level as the other people, what? This is definitely Chris Tinkall. We got Gansota. No, the Jetsu Diles, this is an amorphistic. This is you, the Watkins. Yeah, we got fucking Kelly for stooge on a special episode of Gishin' The Watkins. That's a good show to get you to know what they do That's right you have c148 and we got a u.m. CEO fuel tonight And we are here to talk about it. I was fucking alive. I'm so you wanna be an ultimate fighter. This is a special edition. We're gonna release two this week, two on Mondays.

And I have to do this. I have to have the voice from Hammer Kissing. Come on, ball, right? I love it, don't you? I don't have any fights following. I want to put it loose right now song it song Do it get you am tangle Chris tinkle. Tinkle really though. Tinkle really does have irritated truck stop face Jesus Christ Looks like you'd pick a fight in a truck stop

He's not a second dick for a nickel of the truck stop. You know that is a suck a dick for a nickel. I was trying to be mad, but I need all the money. So anyways, this is a special edition. You guys have been asking us to do two a week. You know, we do when we can, but I had to do this. I had to get the boys from hemifesting.com to two. We had to come here on Monday night.

We had, I went to UFC 148. Las Vegas. Sonnen versus Silva. To Jeannada. And it was a fucking amazing dude. I got a lot of stories. I got a lot of crazy shit. It was, I mean, we're gonna talk about the fights.

We got a lot of questions from the fans. We put out there on Twitter and Facebook. I haven't even looked at the Facebook yet. And there's a fight tonight. You wanna tell them about the fight tonight? What's going on with the... Tonight, Mark Munoz is fighting. Munoz.

Munoz, who sounds like a spick, but he's actually a spick. Whoa! You know, this is the, you know what, you know what, I lose Jay Gomez. I can say spick all I want. You know, look, Daniel Tosh She's a lot of trouble right now I don't need that okay. I don't need I just show you the time that's 50 seconds in 50 seconds anyway

We already get a speak what you can't say spit you're not out of it yet. All right It's funny is if you join the podcast as she started talking you just think it was pure racism Who would who would who would fast forward 56 seconds in this, that's not live, Dan. Maybe they don't have good internet. We all, internet. It's a good internet. Yeah, that is good internet is good internet. So there's a lot of safe words.

He's just mindless. Guys, listen. He's, he's our, he's our thousand words with Eddie Murphy. There's a tree, there's a tree dying somewhere. Yeah, or yeah? It's an already dead tree. Eat your fucking pizza, your mush mouth in some field in Colorado. Is that your new character? I'm gonna get food in my mouth. I don't like you mocking the mentally. You gotta do Kelly with pizza in your mouth.

That's the real fact. I can't even talk with those mates and cheeses. I love the jelly. It's me, Jesus sausages. Jesus. It's me. She's sausages Did you like that picture I sent you with my dad making homemade sausages? Oh, yeah, I did talk about how hot her sister I said I I got it. I want to fuck your sister on the sausage bed That your father was making Yeah, she's hot you let him Oh, yeah, she's hot. You should let him let him try. I'm super good.

I'm good. I've never heard that before that she's the hotter older sister. Oh, totally. Oh, she's older than you. She must be. You know, holy shit. Get the Vegemite. I want Lewis to try the Vegemite.

What you're going to do tonight? Oh, it's fucking awesome. It's awesome. It's from, it's right there on the door, isn't it? I think it's on the door. The fucking ball sweat. First of all, Kelly get up and get the veggies from him. Got it.

Junk off in a bottle in the last episode. How you're trying to knock it off. Kelly, try a little bit. Kelly watch. Kelly loves dead semen. Look, look, look, look. Australian, this is from Australia, and it's called Vegemite, and they eat it on toast with butter.

It's their morning fucking thing. It's unbelievable. You'll see it's vegetables Vegemite and they eat it on toast with butter like it's their morning fucking thing It's unbelievable. You'll see it's vegetables. It's vegetables. It's like no, it's not awful It's not awful just you got to suck it down dude No, it's not poop she just ate it. No, no, I've already had something for it. Oh, I had you my Vegemite it's like a watching a baby eat a lemon. It's like fucking kangaroo ball sweat. It is. What the fuck did you have?

You just put it in my pal. It's a veggie mite. That's what Australians eat for breakfast. Is it disgusting? No, I think I just spotted. It's not gonna touch it, God. The fuck you making me? Why are you guys, you just gonna be like this?

That's what I'm doing. Get that fucking putter. We're gonna slice the pizza. Ugh, I'm having all the, why would you put that in my fucking mouth? Dude, and they all eat it. That's great. Yeah, they eat it. They put it on toast, butter. Get get that fucking putter. We're gonna slice the pizza And they all eat it. Yeah, they eat it. They put it on toast But I'm my pizza. Oh, she sucks. I just wanted to prove to you how crappy Australian people are put it on my dick and they tell you Whoa, yeah, you heard me. Why you heard me? So anyways, let's get into this. This is a special edition UFC 148 MMA podcast we're doing.

We got the guys in the house that know, Kelly knows nothing about it. Me. Unfortunately, but. I like it though. I mean, what do you, Lewis? What do you, almost it sounds Southern. Like you're just some chicken hanging out at a roller rink.

Look at the black thing. I love hanging out with the boys. Did you want me to be? Well, like you're fucking your American accent. You try to do a Southern accent just now. That was just your normal American accent. Yeah, I want you to work on another accent. I want a Brooklyn girl accent.

Brooklyn. And I want a country girl accent out of you. I want that mid, that fucking Fargo shit you do. I don't want it. People love me for it. I don't know. That's people and that's singular. It's not people person for it.

One guy in his name is Evan. Listen, some dude, I'm kidding. Evan, we love you. That was a guy stalking Calvin. All right, so listen guys, check it out. We go, you have C148, you watch it at your house and you're rob. Yeah, no, I do not. I had a whole fucking party.

How many people are there? How many, like seven? Like seven. Seven people. And a small, like, timey time in fucking apartment, Dan Soder wouldn't come, ignore whole fucking party. How many barbed you and I would eat like seven, like seven people in a small time. He's not in a fucking apartment. Dan Soder wouldn't come. He ignored my fucking text. No, I didn't.

I texted you back and I'll show you. I was barbed you in all fucking day. I'm talking about burgers, hot dogs, fucking chicken, me and Tinkle Bottle, a bunch of food. Slaven over the girls, a hundred degree weather in the backyard. So I had a chicken hard liquor at three o'clock. I fell asleep for 75, 75% of the event I was sleeping really you didn't see the main event no I saw the main event

they woke you up to the photo of him now oh there's a photo show me give me the photo Kelly dude I like where is it? it was brutal dude was it on who's that who's face was on on well here's the thing that we all have to fucking agree on is that

first of all that Bob Kelly. Come on. Dude, that was the highlight of our fucking guy. Oh dude. This is when you turn into a fucking boy. This when you know you're not actually a fucking, you're not a real entertainer. You're not a real like, you're not on your way to being a celebrity. Because I turn into a giddy little fucking boy when Dana White said Lewis, when he said

Lewis. Yeah, let's play. Let's play. I played on Hammer said Lewis. Yeah, let's play it on Hammer Fist. I'm gonna play it. Well, that's good because now we're on you know what? You guys if you want to hear it go to Hammer Fisting and hear it. Or just hear it right now. Set it up Dana White. There we go. Shut up. Shut up. Kids that don't know. Set it up. He's a president of UFC. He fucking Bobby Kelly decided to fucking get him to deliver me and Hammerfist a personalized message.

Well, let me set it up because you weren't there and I was me who did it. So how's that? You just don't. I think Bobby takes the floor. Yeah, I think second hand knowledge is fucking not as good as first hand. I was, the first of all, UFC, Reed Harris is the fucking man.

He was running the whole expo, okay. And Jim Byrne is the PR guy for UFC. Dana White, everybody in the UFC organization, all the fighters, everybody behind the scenes, they're the fucking coolest people in the world. Not only did they give us tickets, okay, second row,gan and goldie that's where I see to her second fucking well you know what's up yeah he fucking looked over behind the camera smile you know you did that rogan face we that like excited fucking it's gotta be good kid you know what I mean and I got I just smile like a little girl like but dude not only did they hook us up they gave us all access pass to the expo

Yeah, which means we get to go in the green room the VIP green room Which is in the back way in the back. You don't even know it's there and It's just a room that they set up and every fighter and existence Was I walk in junior DOS Santos is eating a sandwich Pat Barry bumps me on the way in Pat better is eating two sandwiches right I just fucking shape was gone for either no not everyone in existence I'll take that I'm a big predator friend with the iron chic there every one that's a wrestler whatever dude he said no no I said every fighter in existence. I think it's a putter anyways. Don't and don't anyways me you fucked up own it

You fucking shitty tattoo dude I don't do that anymore anyways poor Lou dog fucking unbelievable dude everybody walks in cruise walks in Vandalay walks in every Dude Vandalay walked in Vandalay Johnson who the fuck else? every Vandal walk in Vandal Johnson who the fuck else you The Soda's Vandal a silver impression because after surgery looks like a cat. Oh, good Bob cat. Let me hear it What's that? That's Vandal a silver?

It's dumb fucking cat face looks like Ron Proman in sleeping beauty the TV Anyways, all of a sudden I'm sitting in there. There's food Ron Proman in sleeping beauty the TV show anyways all of a sudden I'm sitting in there this food There's all kinds of shit the guy Jim Jim burn takes us over to the The UFC merch booth get whatever you want like a kid in the candy store you got to pick anything dude I got a big UFC bag like a gorgeous duffel bag. I was just hit up I got this shirt. I got the pride got three-part pride shirts black this one and a white one rainbow striped You're gonna do jokes every five seconds Comedy podcast but you don't have to do them after everybody says something you can actually talk stupid

Everybody says something like candy stripes fucking Slow down slow your roll make sure they're good. How's that on your podcast? You just whip them out on mine. You get to they gonna be good. How's that sound they they're gonna have to be a standard, okay? Fucking asshole everything I say Anyways they fucking I'm in the back in the back room everybody's coming now. We're not gonna talk You really I like a fucking don't but picture waiting for the next joke. I swear to God. Okay, good. So I walk in Dana White walks in. It's fucking I'm like what?

And he walks right over to Jim Norton because him and Jim, hey, what's up, body hugs. Hey, you know, it doesn't know me as well, but he's K-Rob, how you doing? And then I'm talking to him, get my pictures. I go, can you please do me a favor? And I said, there's a friend of mine. He's, here's a podcast on a network that I do.

I'm on and he's a big fan, huge fan of MMA. Fucking hammer fisting.com, his name is Lewis Gomez, his friend I mentioned your name too, but he didn't really acknowledge that. Not to shock really. But I go, please just, I mean, the Chris Tinkle. I go, this guy is home watching this right now,

probably naked in his bathroom doing a podcast He's he buys all the shows. He thought he's a huge supporter of the sport and UFC and he this is what he did for me Free Lewis, but for me ready? I'm here hanging out. Man, I'm going to spend the evening for everything that's been in the spot in the US. And I'm walking to every fighter in the industry. So I'm all a man. I'm here. It's the greatest weekend ever. And I'm going to be hungry again. I'm going to come on and have some good things in the sky.

I'm going to be good. Listen to the big weekend in MMA history. Friends are rich. They could fight in fucking fight out there. There's even a girl. The North has got more fucking fighting than God. They can fight in fucking Texas. I can There you go. York's got more fucking fun than God. They can't fly in fucking Texas. I can't believe the rich fuck here this weekend

and the biggest weekend ever and the biggest weekend you're sitting on camera, bitch. That sucks. You know it's really funny. Bobby Kelly, at the one point when he said your friends are rich, Bobby Kelly pointed himself and said, I'm not rich. I thought he was gonna say, I'm not your friend.

I'm your friend, unfortunately. he was gonna say I'm not your friend I'm your friend this unfortunately, that's all I do have but that's what makes me rich I don't mean to disagree with Dana White, but technically Don Frey wasn't there So every fighter in the universe Tell me well, here's a deal. I'm don for I'm in the back room fucking Jesus norton fucking nuts. I'm in the back room. I'm in the back room. Fuckin' Jesus. Norton fucking nuts. He usually does the photo thing. Goes crazy with it. That's his thing. Fuckin' photo. I need a photo.

And I'll be like, you know, get a photo with him. Who is he? He's Cruz. He's fucking, you know. He's the champion right now. So he's supposed to fight your eye, but it didn't happen. But blah, blah. Okay, and he walks up and get the photo from him. This time he went nuts with gloves.

Somebody told him of fighting gloves, getting him signed and getting the photo. He had a fucking, it started out with one pair, then it turned into fucking eight, then it was 27. What? He had a glove in his back pocket at all times. He walked around with a glove. He has probably around 27 pairs of gloves

signed by fucking everybody I got I got one glove a pride glove signed by Chuck LaDelle that's fucking awesome and I gave it I gave it to I gave it to him I gave it to Norton. Are you giving it to Norton? I did because he fucking went nuts with gloves but you know about the history the pride gloves signed by Liddell. I think you keep that. That's pretty dope, man. That's right. And pride gloves are more expensive.

Yeah. They're hard to find. You can't get real pride gloves. The blue is the blue pride gloves. Blue pride gloves. So he has 20 fucking eight, 25 gloves signed. UFC gloves. And then one blue pride gloves.

Right, the ice man. By the ice man. The guy walked up to me and the back he goes, dude, you get these gloves signed. I'll give you one one because he wouldn't sign them for the other guys But I've met Chuck with Norton so dude everybody it was fucking nuts La Bell was like like so Norton's like known by all the fighters are like they know who is phobia and Anthony now Not no no no not all them of course not he got fucking blown off by Vandela silver Yeah, cuz I mean oh look look move yeah Vandela is like

fucking blown off by Vandalay Silver. Yeah, because he's like, oh, he's like, look, look, look, look, yeah, Vandalay was like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, and then he peed on something. He's signed this pride left from Vandalay. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Wallis fucking eating waiting and he's going yeah, he's eating I'll ask him after like but he's I'm like he's right there You're fucking idiot stop talking

He's going yeah, he's right. He's eating a little dude after but he's like a photo away from him Then he came in again, and he just went and he walked away really have a photo of it He posted it on his Instagram account all these photos of him getting blown off by Greg Jackson Nice sky nice guy, but no one him off. Well, nice sky. Nice guy, but Norton walks up. There's a little kid trying to get a photo. Norton walks up, and he's like, wait, one second. Relax.

He tries to cut, and it's just him standing there looking like a fucking serial killer. Well, Greg Jackson is holding a little girl like taking a photo. There's dumb Norton. Maybe better if Norton was like, I don't want your own rough, I want a little girl.

He actually did chip TV while he was there. He put on a fucking hat. I don't know how to say that was really funny. How funny. You want to hear. So funny. Chip or TV. You got a retarded character.

I know, I know Chip is where, where can I find it? It's on, I think it's on the ONA channel. Yeah, serious was fucking great. They hooked a stop man. Serious, you know, paid for everything. God is there. UFC took over from there, gave us everything. Second row on the five. I was sitting near, uh, who's that fucking dude from Miami, uh, Miami heat?

The bronze James. The bronze James. Yeah, the struggle to find. Yeah, the selfish man. Yeah. Well, here's a deal. It's one of the, you're making fun of Norton, because he doesn't know who dominant cru Cruz is, really? Yeah. All right, bomb. But he, I feel a bit of a yell that you about your jokes. And now that all of a sudden, I'm fucking happy.

Now you just look intimidated. I only make 10% good jokes. I know that. You're acting like I just met you. I know you've been on the show before. You make 10% good jokes and they have great gay stories, homo. But I didn't say homo like, you may like, well, I don't know. Anyways, we, I fucking, LeBron blew me off.

Three hot chicks, white chicks, takes photos. They're all like, can you take it? I'm like, sure, absolutely. They're right in front of us. And I go, hey dude, you take photos of bald fat white guys and he just looked me up and down and went, get the fuck out of here. Did he really? What a fucking dick. No, I know. So now you know why I forgot his fucking name.

I'm gonna call the guy, I'm gonna say fucking Pete Assel-Tex, Easton Conference Finals, this fucking year. And he took Ray Allen. You know we were sitting in right behind, Chale's mom. Ooh, that must have been awkward. Hey, did you teach your son that spinning back fist? Jesus That was a stupid move if I was fighting in Sinball I would have kept pressing the double leg take no, I don't fucking trail On a hell of it. All right. Sorry. We'll get into that right now. So do you really think that I mean?

I mean, that was the dumbest move. I mean, you can't I mean It's hard to say I mean it was a fucking dumb move, dude. I mean he fell on his own and then he got He got caught when he was he fell on his own accord a guy is dangerous as Anderson Silva You don't throw a fucking kickboxing with Jean-Claude Van Dam move. I don't know where that came from I mean, he's done that before another fight His standup was like a lot better in recent years, but the truth is it was a move of desperation You know what I'm saying? It wasn't like you do you think so even though it really in the second he had been hit already in that Fucking round. I don't think it was desperation. I think it was a fucking instinctual. Let me try this

Here's the thing he doesn't fall and land though. He landed jammed into the corner, okay on his butt Okay, he couldn't really get out fast enough. He fell on the side, he could have rolled. Anything else, he could have, maybe go down there. He fell butt back into the cage and then looked at Anderson. It was right. And if you look at him, he's like, oh my, what the fuck do I do?

It was like, oh my god, this is like, a meatball was thrown in the air. Oh, dude, yeah, it was a perfect, like he was seen there, it was like a ball on a tee. He's fucking all I had to do was like kick him. Oh, Chale's eyes when he looks up at Anderson looks like a kid about to get beat by a step dad like he's just like It's like dude. I'm fucked. Yeah, you know what I mean? I had this funny. It's such a good first round He had a great first round. He fucked up. He threw that thing. He fell in a we I mean

He fell back into the cage. I mean, he was, look at how he was stuck there. Like, and Anderson was right there, it all just happened. I think if he doesn't throw that fucking spinning back fist, different fight. What would have happened? We would have went later into the fight. Possibly, but listen, him getting down like you did in the first round, it was unsustainable.

I truly believe that Anderson's love was fucking in his life. You truly believe that. Okay, dude. In the first fight, it was definitely. But you truly believe that Anderson's love was fucking in you truly believe. Okay, do in the first party was that you truly believe that I have truly believed that Robert. Okay, Lewis was wasted and I don't think he really knows we so here's a photo of Lewis while the fight was gonna happen. Now that's before the TNRT is almost dying. What the fuck did you do

to his ice pack on his chest and one on his head. Let me see his pregnant girl. Had to help him. Oh my god. Lewis. What did you? Oh, she's getting the child aborted now after that night. It's not your child. It's my it's Bobby Kelly's It's gonna come out fat and bone the matter what so I will never know But yeah, but we'll be successful What looks funny. Yeah, I was covered in fucking sweat. No, look, here's the thing, dude. First of all, can I just stop everybody? He else's on and listen to me.

He wasn't fucking. He got that tape. I'm apparently not. I'm sorry. Just real quick. It has nothing to do with anything. I just, you know, I'm having a car in fucking weeks. I quit sugar.

And I just, instead of cream, I've been doing soy milk. And now my wife just says no more soy milk It kills your fucking sperm. So that's good. I got nothing in life. What does it always pump count? Yeah, it's not a good answer. No, well Well, she look on the upside fucking Puerto Rican. Go ahead. It adds to estrogen. Who blows their nose? What are you 85? What are you doing? What are you doing? Who blows their nose and puts it back in their pocket? Yeah? That's a bigger question. Well, that's what an 85 year old man would do. Yeah, we're gonna make you check cry later.

Hey, I just use this. Hey, now don't worry about the middle. All right, go ahead. I don't know what I'm doing. No, you shan't. Uh, fucking, Chelsea Sonan, he fucking, um, he came out and he won that first round pretty handily. He didn't do any damage on the ground in that first round.

And in all honesty, he wasn't getting the steak down in the second round. He was losing that second round. Let me tell you something. When Chelsea Sonan, let He was losing that second round. Let me tell you something. When Chelsea's son and- Let me tell you something brother. Let me tell you something brother. When Chelsea was throwing those fucking punches, he was throwing them with reckless abandon and every time the child got hit, even though he was blocking, it fucking hurt dude.

You know what I'm saying? Like there's no doubt about it. Chelsea wasn't coming back and doing the same thing. I think though. I agree, but here's the deal. I think I look. Anderson was going to win the thing. I think though I agree but here's it I think I look Anderson was gonna win the fight I really believe that but I think if he fell in a weird fucking way and Anderson was just right there. Well, he had to think it's weird though that he fell because he's

threw a through he missed the spinning back for that they throwing a kick and slipping and falling and you're on the ground. It was like he fell. He just got right up. He fell and he was like caught out because it's a case. Yeah, but why did he throw the spinning bag? You think he just threw it for the fucking sake of it He was getting hit and he fucking thought he would be able to really catch him really quick because he wasn't fucking getting the take down Mm-hmm, and then he threw it it was it was reckless to come okay, but it was based off of like desperation I'm telling you right now. He felt the fight getting away from him She also knows the only person really not complaining about the result of that fight Well, he's not gonna complain because he got it was there's nothing that you threw us you fucked up

Half a team is complaining. Well, you fell you got a knee and look the knee. I think was Absolutely legal. What would it hit him in the chest? What would have happened? It hit him in the face too, but what would have happened if it was a clear illegal knee? It would have been disqualification Yeah, and he would have lost the title. No, we were enough. Yeah, you lose the title for D.C Yeah, you do. Do you really? Yes, you fucking do this is pro wrestling? That's just gonna say Bobby is gone Yeah, you're gonna pro wrestling. I think I'm boxing you don't someone comes into the cage. I think in boxing you don't I don't know I know what I'm saying in boxing. I don't think you lose the title if you get these squat disqualified It's a fuck you null and void I don't know rules. I don't know what is this I don't want a situation

What what's it's gonna happen here? Let me ask you something any black people think do you know what listen? You know what dude? I had a black guy last week actually complain about you. Yeah, no Apps of fucking Twitter God You have to be an absolute idiot. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. and I think you were on what what comics said it was fucking needless racer jokes he's a new guy now not him where's he at first of all fucking fucking lunatic I am I think I think are you drinking the Heineken's yeah those are for Dan only Colonious monk

haha the Colonious monk now it was Colonious monk now wasn't Colonious monk is some fucking new comic is for me. Some fan of the show. So, no it. That's not everybody life shot. That's not everybody. That's not everybody. Yeah, ever. There you go.

You better put that in the hammer fisting intro. I'm sick of you entering yourself. He's crazy. He's loonish. You, I know it's you. I'm talking about you. I wasn't talking about me though. I'm talking about Chel Sonan.

Yeah, but no, and you're intro to your podcast. I know, I'm talking about Chel Sonan. I know, but it sounds podcast. I know I'm talking about you I know but it sounds like you talking about you Play by the rules. Yeah, just play by the rules. Louis Jay Gomez. It's you Fucking idiot Change it. I want to know I want to do what we're making a new one make it tomorrow I rub sprints. Oh make it sooner. I'm gonna call Rob. I'm sick of you talking about yourself in the third person He's a bad boy of podcasting. That actually bugs me that some fucking comic actually

completely. He said, look dude, it doesn't matter. He said that it was like, you look man, it was kind of fucking whatever. He didn't say, fuck you. You don't do it anymore. He said that, you know, it was kind of like, what? What? What? He didn't make sense. Why is some fucking comic giving you fucking feedback on your show? Because that no that's what fans do dummy No comics can't be either you're either a comical. You're a fan. No, that's not true. That's not true. You're a fan of what a fucking Joe Rogan's podcast I don't know. There's another podcast you know, I swear to God. I told him you didn't he was gonna have you

You know, I swear to God, I know. I told him you did, he was gonna have you all. I told him you did, he was gonna have you all. Apparently. So now you're not going on a bad rule. Should I cancel the flight? Hang on, fuck you, listen. Is it loose cannon? I want to ask you something.

Do you think that he doesn't throw that fucking, that fist hammer fist? I'm kidding. The gayest thing in the world, the hammer fist. And I love that, I didn't have to tell Dana that too. He was like hammer fisting, is that i didn't have to tell dandet to his like hammer fisting is like fucking what is this he thought i was actually playing some fucking weird move on them to like it was some gay thing anyways i brought the

podcast was screeching all uh... do you really think you think it changes everything change if he doesn't throw that and just tries to take him down deals with the game plan uh... do you believe what he says well first of all i don't listen to anything Louis says, right? And I also think that he was fucking in the fight. And I think he's made a like a stupid air. And then I think we'll have a whole different fight if you try to let through that. But I mean, who knows?

I think you're right. He would do the same thing. I agree with you. I know it. You know what a not throwing that spunning back fist. Oh, Beverly silver. Don fry. Fuck Don fry. Hey, dude, he has so many voices. He's the president who he was gonna do. Oh, he's a stupid mustache You do not talk about Dawn Fry. Where's he from? It was from Colorado, right? Two son Arizona. Yeah, I'm worse. I worked at it at Golds gym in college and I was used to joke and talk to it Well, I was doing bed fresh. That's why I'm such a big fan. All right, listen I think that what do you think about the other fights? What do you think about Tito and...

Snooze alert. No, I thought it was a good fight. I look, the actual fight wasn't anything to write home about. I had Tito winning the fight, but you know, whatever, it was a super close fight. Tito actually, or a force came out and said... He's telling me you were asleep during the Tito force. First I asked him, I was asleep during the other fight, so it was with the two fights that I fucking watched.

And second of all, I watched that fight over again, you fucking prick. You're pissinging off right now tanko's talking to me dude it was so great dude he was like in bed with eyes packing my chest I had to go with the bed room I go I go Lewis come on dude fucking Tito's gonna fight he were here for Halloween and that was me trying to wake him up I love the fact that you know what dude you sorry set it I'm gonna say you're taking your anger out from the dudes comments on fucking port tinkle. I can't get over that fucking new comment. Get all over.

I got a fucking way to my email. I get all over it. Give me his email. His name's Keith Robinson. What? I wasn't the only one I got. That dinosaur. You got another one. Yeah, I had a I it's came through a Christian Palomka, a little tech twink Someone a comic in New York like got him inside and was like yeah, I didn't appreciate that a blah blah and Christian What the way how they how people were talking to Christian and Christian was like dude it was fine I know the way the guys are with me and they should on me who the fuck is Christian Polonco? He's a guy that does talk to us? You're ass.

Yeah, what's wrong with you tonight? There's nothing wrong with me. Who are these people that are complaining about fucking people busing balls and using racist jokes? We're comedians. Christian was saying that someone pulled him inside and was like, another comic? Another comic.

I didn't like the way that I was talking to you. And Christian's like, well, you obviously don't know the room. You don't know those guys. I hope that comes over. That's great. Hey, dude. Dude. Oh, dude. Oh

But if it's a woman topical top is it a woman? Good Guy rap is fine Dude on dude on dude Tauti a later Dude on dude Anyways listen I think the Tito fight look man for some reason call me weird I think Tito's arms are too short to be a fighter Sure, I don't know. I just want to throw his pomegranate looks like there's nothing behind it

He's got an in-shape infant body That's true like if he was an in-shape infant here's the deal too in shape infant. Here's the deal too. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, and fucking, his last fight is totally gassed out. Third round had, Tito Rite's, that's a misconception about Tito Rite's, that is, Joe Rogano says that,

oh Tito's got cardio for days. Tito's got, training in the minutes. Anytime he goes into the third round, Tito Rite's gas is like a fucking fat chick. I train in Big Bear because of the altitude. You need to train on the moon then, because you've gotten used to Big Bear,

because it's not working. Dude, I'm watching him and I'm like, well, I almost wanted to go in and just be like, dude, I know how you feel. That's how I feel taking the subway, walking up the steps. It's like, and then fucking forest, just fucking took off. Well, that's a bullshit thing. You got

yelled at. I saw Dana. Well, Rogan goes. Dana's following him. Oh, he said back into the fucking call him back in. He goes get the fuck back in the ring. That's what he said. Yeah, he followed him. Hey, followed him and say get the fuck back in the ring. That's why he went back. Yeah, Dana was pissed. You did you know I was in the press conference by the way What what I had my press pass right after the fight What what I was eating I was eating fucking they had mixed nuts and a ginger. Oh God for myself free Free with press passes. I was next to the press. Go ahead. I've had press pass a hundred times to UFC Do you have see really yes you yes, was that the revel casino

I'll put a stop to that I'll talk to Read habits and make sure that never happens again. Where were you the where revel casino in Atlantic City? You have seen effects. What's it called? Oh? What's the casino the revel revel casino sounds made up the revel with the brand new casino? I was at what's one. I was at oh M's the one I was at? Oh, MGM. Oh, that one. Oh, that one. Never heard of it. Oh, that's the one that you get like mixed nuts there.

Can I say something about this? You know, the weigh-ins had more people than your revel fight. 8,000, right? 8,000 people. It was the biggest everything for UFC. Biggest everything. Gate, everything was, I blew all the records away.

But I think, look the records away, but I think look I think and I think when he took the microwave I was a little pissed about that, but then I heard Tito at the press conference, did you hear him? Yeah, that was bad dude. That was really bad. We get it. We get it. You're heart and soul. You fight. He every question. Oh dude, I disagree with you man. You can't fucking you. Wow. Tito came out. I was fucking fucked. I was fucking with that. She was fucked up like that was odd. Some black comic was just imagining that I choked myself on my words.

So fucking no dude. Tito came out and he said, hey look, I did my first interview after my first one in the UFC with Joe Rogan. I won my last interview in the fucking cage to be with Joe Rogan. I get it. It's every fucking right. For a script and doesn't need to be this fucking weird, trying to be funny guy.

Fighters need to stop trying to be fucking funny, okay? Because it never works out. Even the guys who are funny, quote unquote funny. Chails funny. Chails fucking awesome. Yeah. Ram page is funny. That kind of is funny.

Dude, I know he's funny. I know he's funny. He's not really funny. He's a comic funny. Look, what he did was, I get it. What he did was wrong. He came back in the room took over on his on the last fight. I get it But you know what it was you know that I mean I was trying to be funny. I get it You're absolutely right. He shouldn't have done that but even in the press conference

He just kept repeating I fight with my heart. I fight with my soul and I you know, it's like all right Stop repeating what you wrote They don't make it to the third round with you Do you think about it somebody that you last fucking time on stage doing comedy did I fight with my heart and soul for two rounds I fight with my thumbs and earmuffs. I'm mostly thinking about naps The worst dude did he can only talk for like 10 minutes to and then after that total Yeah, he's not a good talker. I think that's it. He just says the great But I tell you what big dick you ever see T. R. T. Yeah, he's got a fucking solid

Mexican so I guess I'm not racist. Sorry, whatever. I didn't even flinch when he said do so, or man. If I were, of course you did. What does show up? You'll be impressed with Tito Ortiz Hevidek. If I, if I, he might fight light heavy, but his dick sure is heavy.

If, before this podcast, you were like, guess three things. Yeah. One thing I would have guessed is Louis bringing up Coc. Yeah. Yeah, but that's why I love Louis. And guess what? Would have nailed it. And Louis is fucking here sitting and going, yeah, so what?

That's why I love him. He's like, yeah, I bring up Coc. Coc. That's what I do. I love it. Yeah, he loved it. Thank you, Louis. All right, that's another piece.

I love the freedom to be able to bring up cock when I choose Listen, we have some questions from the fans. Let's go to some of them Okay, you want me to read out the Twitter names because they're pretty annoying I'm so fucking looting all right look at don't read the no read the legitimate one So Andre Johnson wants to win a little Lewis is so racist We do without you fucking Australian fucking nervous Nelly shit. Okay, so I will just do an American accent My Brooklyn accents like a man Brooklyn like Like oh fuck you fuck you but that's more Boston I almost left the podcast I almost wanted to go home because I was like this is a

Worker. I can't do Australia. It's a suck my dick. All right, we can't do a Shale. We are in Brooklyn. Charlie my baby. Charlie. Charlie my I stopped watching lost. I know one of the greatest shows on TV because you are Shit accent. Oh boy. All right, so the first one's from CT sales. This is a bit of a shitty one But what was the energy lock in the arena as Anderson and Chale? We're about to fight. I got this one Bobby. You weren't there There's two different versions at home watching it and being there Seriously because on the bed passed out and then live I tell you what when I'm at home and the fights are starting there is a,

I'm, I get, there's a, it's a different excitement. But it's still this like, what the fuck? And I've been alone and watching some of these fights. I was alone watching the fight. And I was fucking jacking off. That's not high. Was it nuts? I was, I was like my feet were going up and down.

I go, I mean, I actually get more excited to watch the actual fights on TV more excited for the fights Yeah, the experience is fucking unparalleled the first time I went to a UFC was UFC 71 chocolate L versus rampage acts and that's pretty awesome when you right over from Can knock down chuck that was the end of chuck ladale like it was a unbelievable fight dude fucking first time I was there and when they they turned the lights down, and they play Bobo Riley, you know that, I thought, yeah. That's all, dude.

And they have the montage with the fuckage every time, you know, the bow, and they show the punches, dude, you get goose bumps, and your fucking heart almost stops, dude. And the lights go down. There's nothing like, it's like, I went to a wrestling meeting

11 when I was a kid, too. It was like that feeling. But the actual fights themselves, I get more excited to be able to be in on the action while watching them on TV. You, I agree dude, watching fights on TV, on the pay-per-view live, I'd have to say live, watching the rerun or whatever day later,

it's just not the same. Not knowing that what's gonna happen any second that you kind of already know. You know, watching them live on TV with Rogan and Goldie, and there's something about that that is just like fuck. When you're there, it's a little quiet. It's fucking quiet. You're losing the, there's no sound bed.

You know what I mean? When you're watching on TV, there's like a sound bed of the, of, you know, what's going on in Rogan and Goldie and things that are happening. When you're there, it's fucking just the fighters fighting around you know uh... fifteen thousand people just watching and it's a weird vibe that's in the room and with some big happens uh... but it's it you're right there's nothing like being in the

the thing that sucks to about it now to when i went before four years ago it was less not as popular as now we Now, we had three fucking smoking hot whores in front of us. You know, some chicks who don't, I don't even have to care about the fights. Hey, get on your job! I was about to teach myself Taekwondo when I sneeze. Right, I know. The essence of Taekwondo.

You're like Leo, do you have a Q to seven in Japanese? Q is a button. But, you see something horror. I actually just put a spell on your spongebob. I'm gonna choke again. It's definitely when you're there, like these girls were in front and it's like you get better seats than fucking,

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You fucking cut like it up. God damn fucking Spanish man. You do it every time you hear dude. Let's wipe it up. Don't just not look. What are you? How did you do that? You're not looking. Look, put the beer down. You savage. I'm looking. And why can you be as racist as you want to be? I didn't say, I said savage. You said Spanish a minute ago. You're Spanish.

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Parifa sujetas a disponibilidad, consulta las condiciones en volotea. Whoa. What are you doing? Are the parents? Why? I don't know. Look, can we not look at the soldiers having a stroke on the podcast? He's checking his own video, can you? Like a little stuff. All right. One, two, three, go. One, two, three, go.

He's getting big impressions. He's going to smell your food. Can you book a rib? Can you hold off on your fucking paranoid? Last time I did that Andre the Janet blew something out. Oh, damn it. Oh, damn Dan is down. So listen, I fucking shut the fuck up. Can we answer the question,

Bob, you're in a bad mood today. I'm not in a bad mood. I'm in a great mood today. Okay. Today was a great day. I've seen Bob Kelly. Can we not, that's right. I'm in a great mood.

You're in just a fucking whipped up mood. All right, I brought you on the show to be an analyst and to be an expert on the M.A. And M.M.A. And you know what you are? You being an expert on quips, okay? All right, you're a little quippy today and I don't like it. I like going, I'm here. This is an...

I'm in... I'm in... I'm in... I'm in... I'm in... I'm in... I'm in... I'm in... I'm in... I'm in... I'm in... I What are you doing?

I am a little country today. I'm sorry. I apologize. Let's let's start over question Let's answer the question. Usually everyone's tired and laughing and fucking smiling. Well, today we're just like, we're staring at each other. Like, tell you it's instead of worrying. But here's the thing is because we're trying to walk around the giant number one side. Because this is a fucking specific show about MMA and it's turning into silliness. And there's a question that needs to be answered.

Okay? This isn't hammer fisting. I like things run a certain fucking way here. and you keep trying to steer the ship into chaos Yeah, you don't fall the rules all right, let's go another question Fuck me really Kelly you fucking have one job on the show you fucking this is an MMA show can have one job on the show. You fucking, this is an MMA show. My class is off because I would know. Put them on.

Shut up, listen. It's like a big back face on the second round right there. Tell you it looks like a spanned-in-a-ring girl. Like I said, this is from, I can never really. Tell you, she's the leader that teaches the ring girls to walk around. Walk, walk. I'm gonna reach the smile with a kissy face at the camera.

Yeah, and then put your robe on. When you sit down, I want that robe on, because those things are dirty. I cut hepatitis one time Yeah, one time I sucked off Mark Kerr Old That's really cool Kelly smashing machine I should have made a Mark Coleman reference. Wow. That's Mark Hurth's message. I don't know what that means when Kelly knows nothing about MMA. We know that

but you're here to help us with the questions. So I went it up. What's the next question? I'm so happy to have two questions and you're fucking them up. I'm not a machine machine. I got a smash. What is the smashing machine? It's a more sci-fi machine machine machine machine machine machine machine you're gonna talk to me. It's a more car-documenter. It's a more car-documenter. It's amazing. It's also one new has a lot of sex. So you get a special machine.

That's not me. It's just a special machine. Okay, it's from Schirm B.J.J. He said UFC, well, and for right question. Did Melvin, Gilad, is it? What's Gilad? Gilad. Gilad.

Really win or the judges' incompetent when it comes to grappling Didn't watch the fight Yep, I think I was making sure he wasn't dying so I don't remember I Are you two here? Um, I think it was kind of promised to be like you know like another one We're gonna come out and then you start throwing punches. I think he got really cautious It didn't I watch I watched that and then you start throwing punches. I think he got really cautious. It didn't.

I watched that fight and really from the beginning, I thought probably the judges were gonna go Don Fry's way. So it's like, fuck you, you have no other ropes. Just to say, don't fry. You say, you say Don Fry again? Don't fry. I'm gonna fucking kill you.

I stopped talking because I thought he really was. I'm taking your bubble maker away. Bobby, I'm taking your bubble maker away. Bobby, I I will I will refer to him from now on as the predator Show power fisting I look I was second row for the fight to I saw all The Lord come out cautious. I didn't want to fly am I rolling this way am I fat on one side? Yeah, he was like yeah, he didn't like go out like balls out Yeah, dude, he was like, yeah, he didn't like go out like balls out Yeah, but he went out again. When he went out against Joe Lose on he got stupid and he got fucking caught and he lost his title shot That was his fucking last opportunity for a title shot. So fucking he came out and he was cautious

Well, he said that he said that he get all the pre-fighted interest He was he was like I fucked up with Loseon and and who's one of my favorite fighters by the way He fucked up and he got caught and i think he was cautious and it wasn't look at it wasn't an exciting fight it wasn't like holy shit uh... i think that you know it could have went either way nobody really tried to take it but whatever you know look at the truth is dude the guys who are winning at the top fucking level

lightweight one hundred seventy pounds those guys have to play cautious until you get to those fucking big big fights Even in those big big fights dude. It's too stacked. You lose one fight at 170 or one fight at 155 That's it. You're at the back of the fucking pack. There's too many fucking guys And damn throat blows one more bubble in my fucking face. I'm trying to talk about fighting And when it's hooking the fucking death, I swear to fucking God. Hey I'm just choking the fucking death. I swear to fucking God.

Hey, it's true. I don't know that fucking death guy who complained about me on the show, maybe just actually. It's still on that. That really, that really, that really, that bug me. I'll read you what he said.

You want to read me right now. All right, hang on. Let me just go through the card here. Let's just talk a little MMA. I think, first of all, hang on. Let's go through this card here, okay? Look how disengaged Kelly and Liam are. What do you think about the Kung Leaf fight?

The Kung Leaf fight. I loved how Cote looked like he got woken up by his roommates and he came down in his boxer briefs and tried fighting over walls. Here's the deal. I was on his boss man. I was on Cote. Dude, I thought he was coming back and like he was off for a long time and this was his shot to like prove himself.

I was all excited and he fucking blew it dude. Here's what fuck me about go say he walked out to two legit to quit. Yeah, he did the hand gesture too many times. Oh, he did a two and an L and then he quit. He did the swipe away all the way into the fucking ring. Well, that's what he fucked it up a couple of times. He threw the div coolie. He was like cut it out. Oh, well, that's just because they just's just because they just got that song in France.

Really? Well he's a Montreal first of all. Damn it. And here's the thing, what does the Louis do? Let me tell you some, people are in the National Cotes, fucking dick. Look, he's a good looking dude. I get that they wanted to make this guy fuck

I'm like, marketable. The only reason he got a shot at 185 was because it was nobody else fucking there. That's really what it comes down. He stood up He stood up and fought though. He was fine. He was fine. He was fine. He fucking stinks though 185 There was nobody there now 185 changed a little bit But you have to remember two years ago when Anderson civil was just cleaning out the division dude He was fighting a lot of people that weren't fucking worthy of a title shot. Do Patrick Rotez stinks You know what I'm saying? What's his name? The ultimate fighter?

He fucking stinks. Hang on. What are you saying? He's saying, Cotei's great. No, no, no. I fight with Silva. He fucking stood in there and he tried to fight him and he got injured in the fight. So he hurt his knee and then he's been out ever since.

Do he try though? Like a lot of people either quit or they just kind of, you know, they get caught. He really tried. He was like trying to hit him. If you watch it, but if you watch it, right, Kung Lee has got that like K1 kickbox and she loves doing those spinning back kicks, right? Love's doing that. And I feel like if, I feel like if Kote would have trained with Don Fry, guys, why? Why?

I'm sorry. I think someone that followed by the rules. It's funny because I was leading it. I know you I actually was listening to you You just an asshole. Why you here? I'd rather have Kelly here at least she's trying she won't make it awesome Don fry I think I and she wouldn't and we wouldn't have the I have the nickname, the nickname, the nickname. This dope stuff. Pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup. This is sort of got it. Yeah, I had the nickname. The new name.

The Thrashing machine. The Thrashing machine. That's a good nickname. All right, Luke Kelly, give us another question from the fan. The fans of the show. They're really serious. How many columns have Sam lose to break in his hand? No, that's not serious, Kelly.

No, five of a question. Listen, stop. That's not real. I know. That's not a real MMA question. Well, five of a question. Well, five of a question. Kelly, that's not serious. That's not, listen, stop. That's not real. I know. That's not a real MMA question. Kelly, Kelly, that's not real. So don't read those. I told you I want real questions.

What's the other one? What are you fighting over? What's going on, guys? What are you two digging in for? Jesus Christ. I love these digging all behind again. Do you try to venture, Mike? Oh, I can't stand it all right listen go ahead Kelly

What do you got? So see us showed us 75 says is Damien me out? My please don't correct her anymore don't correct me out I don't I don't like it. I don't know what it is. He looks like a cat. Look at Vanderlei Silvers face. You remember the cat people from the Stephen King movie? It looks like Ron Pearl Mabel Walker's Google Ron Pearlman and Beauty in the Beast. And then I know who he is. And then just do this in front of it. do what we're on a radio show? This is fucking you I wasn't doing it for the listeners. I was doing it for the band read the read the question

Give me a man We need some light to do a podcast Your name what's his name? Bell smashy smashy machine. What's it? I love it so much. Big is fashion machine. Where's Julian anyway? Oh, we're gonna have that to Julian my suffa Kelly. He wants it in on the contest and I am fucking shitty. I want I want to allow it. Oh, we're gonna talk about your racist. I know. Okay. No, I just don't want to pissing on my fucking co-host

Third fucking assistant Just got had he thought he was talking about him The pissing was what I was like. Oh, I thought you meant Pissing asked the fucking question. Would you fucking say? fucking question. Will you fucking say? Yeah, I'm gonna show you his Damien Meow. Is he a bitch for celebrating his win over Long Duck Dong? Yes, that was funny. Long Duck Dong. Overdued, you see?

That's what he played. He was kind of like, yes. He got way too excited for ending a fight that was really lackluster. It was just so quick. You can't, you can't. You can't celebrate after a dude fucking gets injured. And then when they're like, he didn't do anything. He's broke.

He put his rib out in. That's it. And then he was like, like, he just won the fuck. And if you watch the way that when he took him down, when you watch the youth, I thought it was a broken neck at first. I was like, ah, here's a deal though. He did take him down and he injured him. I mean, you know, are you really celebrating off an injured, winning off a shit? Look, he didn't know, for a first of all here's a deal though, he did take him down and he injured him. I mean,

are you really celebrating off an injured winning off a injury? Look, he didn't know, for a first of all, I didn't know what he did. You're in a fight. He takes the guy, slams him to the ground and then all of a sudden he's going,

I'm out, I'm out. You don't know what you did. You know that you just slammed him and he's tapped out. You know what I mean? Here's a while I grew up, Bobbi, there isn't an adrenaline dump there. You are going in there and you fucking win.

You put all this training in. You fucking lose your mind. I get, I'm not gonna actually, you know why I take my answer back. I know what to use a bitch, but I do think, once you get your bearings, you have to come out afterwards and say, hey, you know what, I shouldn't have celebrated. But here's the thing, I don't actually do anything. You don't have that opportunity to do that a couple days later.

You don't mean me out, you can do whatever the fuck he wants. You give me the okay sign with those big, rape hands again. Not that rape is funny. It's not I never you didn't see Chuck Ladell celebrate when Couture's island got cut well first of all So I'm trying to make references that don't exist you loser. It's Vitor Bell for it and it's Couture's eye I'm sorry misspoke When Randy when Randy Cout tour got injured fighting down the predator I hope you meet down the predator fron so do I any punches you and you I

Lift me up on his shoulder like the father that I never had Give me a give me a Diet Coke sweetheart. I got nobody nobody asked if I want anything. Bob up top. Yeah, that's I want the little baby one. I want the little baby one. Yeah, that's all sized. No, that's a European size. That's what we should be drinking. Anyhow, I've got one more question. What's up? Do I save that question because I have something I want to ask. Save that question. Okay, baby. Okay, that's a color baby baby. Yeah That's a fucking 40-inch lip. I checked this out Bobby's fucking Kelly You either oh my god, it's just a sloppy fucking smells like ditty more beef stew down there

Everywhere okay, look can we talk about my gistin? The the incredulous Hulk let's talk about his cock in the way in oh the fucking it. It's so hard on did he really he had a I had to hold Norton back in his seat I had a hold I had to hold Norton back in his seat Bobby is it weird that when you said that I got excited and shot bubbles like this Really I didn't see the wayans. Yeah, he came out in his way He took his pants off and he's sure done. He has a humongous dick

Everybody in like the first ten rows was like what the fuck he had a hard on you to fucking Where a cup do half full not in the way and you idiot that weighs something why gonna work up I can you pull up a picture of him on the way. Yeah, I want to see it. I want to I want to see it first of all dude of course you do Look at scratch the sniff we should do a segment every week called Dix in the News. What can we counteract how gay this conversation is about to get? Did you guys see the Ronda Rousey, the cover of ESPN, body issue? Dude, you know what, dude, here's the thing. She's way sexier when she's got her clothes on, dude. She's almost like two in shape now, dude.

She got like, it's like the weird muscles that like hot dudes get, you know, like the lines that, Bob, we're used to like, it's like, it's like, she has like the weird muscles that like hot dudes get, you know, like the lines that, Bob, we're used to having when you were skinny, Bobby, the fucking lines that put down to the car. Yeah, he called them something. When they paint his muscles, well, we're, you know, those lines right there. They called the V dick muscle.

Yeah, well, she has V dick muscles. Ronda Rousey on the ESPN body issue. Dan, get off the fucking phone. I'm trying to find Mike East that's cock I'm doing that Get off the phone to take over the podcast. I need you And we're back Talking about Like fucking Garth and we One scene we're waiting

Did you ever see that episode Well the question I was gonna ask was not a UFC related question nine inches smashing machine nine inches You do you have a nine inch I'm so thankful I thought wow yeah, I do you have a nine inch. I thought I'd tinkle. I thought wow. I barely have half a nine inch deck, dude. Yeah. I think it was so angry all the time. I thought it was your game of thrones, face.

It's just waste. Oh my god. It looks like all the fucking brothers put into one. That's right. It looks like Greyjoy from Game of Thrones. Who is that guy? Theon Greyjoy, the fucking one who kills a little, or fake's killing a little kids.

Oh, oh, do you think that one? Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Dude. Dude. You know what, dude? It's this long time to find this guy's dick. Is there ever going to be real quick?

Just as a casual fan, I'm not obviously not as the biggest fan of you guys. I like, I was joking around because I've been watching the sport a long time but I'm watching. Hypothetically, what would have happened if chocolate L cut Randy Catoires eye? Well, then it wouldn't have set up the infamous. The referee has. I'm not going to worry.

I'm going to say. Is there going to be a fight in the next five years that even has half the hype as the son is the one? Yes, yes, it has to be Anderson's versus John Johnson, Anderson's versus or versus GSB. GSB. Will you come up though at a catch weight? No. There's going to be a title.

It was the GSB could come up to 185 easily easily. Because I know Anderson could come up to to 205. A lot of ease done it before. No, I mean, it's a same thing. Both those. There's not too much of a different. A bunch of Jones between fight. I think is a lot more matched.

No, dude, I don't think at all. Really? I think even with GSB's bad name. I think Anderson Silva would fucking kick Jon. I can't find his cock, I'm sorry. It's huge guys. I can't find it. Just know that Mike East's dick is here.

We're just losing his green saver on his mac. Yeah. I mean, I'm sitting, I just wasted six minutes trying to find a man's penis. Well, I kind of got my own group. Here's the deal. You did get new groove. You're picking it up. Hey, you're listening to the 1060. It's the heard. Well, he was making a point about you. He was saying that Anderson's silver versus we he was saying Anderson versus John Jones is a more competitive fight. And I don't agree. Anderson's level would fucking kick John Jones's head off his shoulders. I really

truly think that he's one of the fuck did you just say he's way too good of a striker and John Jones loves to throw sloppy fucking strikes and every one of his fucking fights He's huge, but that's all he's got dude. Let me tell you something. I don't think that let me tell you something Bobby Kelly This weekend at the Akron Civic Center when they put their cage on the ring There's only one way out and that's the top. I'm also trying to find this cock. Okay. All right The only the only I don't like people using the phone on the podcast Unless you're trying to find a cock you find Willow face I look at every midget

There's a dude game with Star Wars fanarchy man Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is Is No, this way for shit to happen. I met you. You know you're in trauma sports. Trauma combat. I'm a good friend of mine. Oh, it's friend of the Chris's. Yeah, one of my favorite people on the planet, T-Rex. Yeah, T-Rex is one of the funniest comics out there. Should be famous as a comedian. I don't know why he's a guy. You know, he's famous as only a MMA clothing team. Yeah, headman is wife on this.

I actually ran it to him. I got my zombie shirt. Oh, you find guy. He gave fucking hook me up. Oh, he gave you awesome. Yeah, because he's in. Because he didn't give you nothing. Nothing. I got my zombie shirt. Oh, you find guy. He gave fucking hook me up. Oh, he gave you awesome. Yeah, cuz he's I'm gonna give you nothing. Nothing. I got free shit. We'll fucking talk off off the air. Yeah, nice. Really? Why we have to tell you's a good friend of mine? No, the friend of mine too, but he's just stole his castle in the morning. I want to leave a brick in the hot oil. So sorry, homies. Kelly was, Kelly was allowed. I will take Winterfell.

I was asked questions in the UFC question, but I was curious about this one too. How much gas? Three on the pan, black, green, stick. Hey, the smashing machine. I'll show you the pump on the other end. I'll show you the slip-disp like, I'm lovely.

That's one of the magic of catchphrases. What is your catchphrases? What? Wobbly room! Wobbly room! Why? That's a funny dude. That's funny. It's funny dude.

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It's a funny dude. It's a funny dude. It's a funny dude. It's a funny dude. It's a funny dude. That's stop, that's stop while we were. Here we go. Alright. This is from Tyler Knockout and he always writes into us and I haven't finished. Yeah, Tyler's a huge hammer. He's a number one fan. Number one fan.

And he says it goes not really UFC question but what is the story behind Lewis punching Dan in the face a little while ago? I don't remember ever punching Dan in the face. I thought I had a story about you guys just playing around. We were playing around. It was we were both drunk. It was at You know Dublin house up by stand up New York Dublin house. Do we punch each other that we just you guys all right? You couldn't hang with my Handfighting in in my superior positioning. What your hand fighting? I had him in double under hooks.

I was controlling his body. Mansood are both like 30. We got kicked out of a bar for wrestling at a bar. Yeah, that's what happened. You should. You should have a whole hand fighting. You should be kicked out of the fucking states. You should be kicked out of the fucking state.

You should be kicked out. You should learn to live in fucking like the Amazon swing from a tree like those motherfuckers went the rock on the rundown Those Brazilian trees swing I have a question from Facebook from Sarah Wettel. Do you know her? No Sarah Wettel she a black comic. Oh, she's a you know her? No. Sarah Wettel. She's a black comic. Oh, you know her? No.

She's very pretty. She's got, oh my god, lips. Is that her right there? Sarah Wettel. Sarah Wettel. She's beautiful. And she asks why. Why is Dan Soda so attractive?

Why? Can you put it in a puddle? Let's let that one show. I don't even know what the fuck, I can't even not like that because I don't know what it means. What the fuck, that's a lot of fucking Australian zinger. It was born in a puddle, hey? That's how you lost the baby of a demon.

That's how you lost the baby of a demon. That's how you lost the baby of a demon. That's how you lost the baby of a demon. That's how you lost the baby of a demon. That's how you lost the baby of a demon. That's how you lost the baby of a demon. That's how you lost the baby of a demon. That's how you lost the baby of a demon. That's how you lost the baby of a demon. That's how you lost the baby of a demon. We always spoke Dan like it looked like he was being born in a puddle Listen why why is he so what do you mean why we don't fucking know?

Because my girlfriend actually says that Dan's attractive and I a lot of girls do a lot of girls basically he looks like he's fucking he looks like he's got a guy right now by the way that buddy role I think I said magic over size chin I think Dan looks like Vincent Afrio and men in black He's Saga Sarah weddle we don't know if he is attractive I think Sarah weddles a blind chick She rides horses like the girl from the mask I know he's talking I want you to touch my face. Yeah, it takes 20 minutes to go down your fucking head Right's horses like the girl from the mask Yeah, it takes 20 minutes to go down your fucking head

So the mask head yeah, she tries to touch you. Are you wearing a helmet? Hey, hey with a kid in the back take his mask off. You're not a nurse I was born. We're doing it sugar. What are we doing? I'm sorry. Here we go. Here's Adam. Adam, Adam. That's so funny.

It took us a nice 40 minutes to warm up into this, but we are fucking a rockin' now. Adam Chokidee, so the Bobda. Oh yeah, that's a name. That's a name for Fishing Van. Adam, Adam Garland. But we are fucking a rockin now Adam Chokody so the bada Okay, Adam Garland wants to know should Anderson silver retire now Adam you're an idiot So we have five people asking questions. Oh fucking you not killed like go smack your fucking self in the hand with a hammer Because you deserve to be it that's ret. She's an entire no he's got fucking the winner. Let me tell you something Mark moonyos is a real fucking challenge for Anderson Silva Hector Lumbar a real challenge for Anderson Silva Microwebbis being maybe not a real challenge for Anderson Silva, but a super marketable fight for Anderson Silva

They've been trying to get that to super marketable fight They've been trying to make that to super market of a fight. They've been trying to make that fight happen for a long time. We have lots of fights for Anderson, beyond the fact that there's John Jones and GSP out there. So, it's not like Anderson was a lot left. And if you want, look, he could retire and his legacy stands. Dude, he's the greatest fighter of all time.

He's nothing to lose, but he should not retire when there's more fights out there and you could physically compete. All right, that was Lewis Gomez, our other make-warist about it. You're listening to Bobby and the buddies in the morning. I hate it. You're Rochester Sports star. I think he's a quitter now. I don't think he's a quitter.

Absolutely not. Here's the problem that people think Anderson should fight. John Jones, it's like look why they're stupid if they do john jones is dominating a fucking division he's the champion nobody can beat him Anderson is the same thing

they're making legacies they're making money and they're getting they're changing the sport because now you want that belt people have to become better people have to become as good as them. Fighters, they're size, and the way they are have to step up and fuck and go get it. We almost had someone figure out Anderson Silva,

Chale Sun and figured him out. Machita error, remember that? Oh my God, someone figured him out and beat the fuck out of him. Well, I agree, next fight. I definitely think you would get light heavy in middleweight or both like that. Someone's gonna have to figure out

Especially John Jones how to get inside that someone's gonna don from Cut weight I'll never ever I just want you to know that you'll never, you'll never, ever be on an MMA podcast. I just want to let you know that I just created the second greatest catchphrase this show's ever ever had. Oh, probably, probably, pretty sweet. Okay, when Dodd Frye comes out of retirement, what is this? Yeah! That's my new slogan when I'm in.

I'm going to, I'm going to quit comedy going to WWE and my catch phrase is gonna be Strength honor and distance. What's distance? What is that from though? What is that from? I made it up. That's my fan who's saying it on there though. That's that's my fan base That's my fan base is already have a fans and They say it and that's gonna be really loud Oh, that's a video of some chicks doing it. Yeah, I think I brought yeah, the hot bros Yeah, sure you fucking videos

Bobby I think that's good. Yeah, but I don't think it's gonna catch on like I don't think it's gonna catch on like I don't think it's gonna catch on like the smashing machine So I don't think he should retire He's he's the he's at the top of his game. It doesn't I do great I do think there is something for these super fights. Oh look We don't we don't really get too many fucking super fights. Why don't we get in a champion versus champion? It doesn't happen What's super fight? We gonna have both champion versus champion. It doesn't happen. What's super fight? We're gonna have both jobs and

other fight each other. They know it's stupid because one will lose and one will fucking now he destroys his legacy throws everything out the fucking window. It doesn't neither one of those is neither one of those either one of those guys have anything to lose about losing to the fucking wrist one of the top two or top two. But you better go undefeated as a champion in your reign and then fucking say I'm out Oh, would you rather go and get your ass beat by somebody in a low-way crack

Class or a higher-way class what and then have to fucking go. Oh fuck. I tainted my shit What am I get that that's the who does it? Of what about a different super fight, but like those like this easier solidified what if we do like a dominant cruise Santos I Turned as my god What if we do like a dominant cruise We knew that he was going to dawn fry. We know Triple threat match They should go back to UFC one No way classes dominant cruise to do sand though. Hey, how do you think of the fight? What's up? What's up?

Mendes when he knocked out Cody McKinsey dude that was that was awesome. Yeah, it was great I thought it was great. I was real quick. I just want to say, I interviewed Nate Diaz. Oh, oh my god, how's that? Me and Norton, it was scary a little bit, you know what I mean? He's a big fucker, right? He's a big person. He's a fucking big boy.

Nate Diaz is a big boy. Two people he was in, but a really fucking nice guy. 170 pounds or 155 pounds on a fighter is a lot fucking scarier than fucking 200 pounds on a fat fuck like us You know what I'm saying like I'm sitting around like so do I always 200 pounds? It's not a story a scary 50 positive is his head And by the way and then 20 20 positive is that lump under his armpit I'm kidding dude. I sometimes like the head jokes I get, Don't throw it, I would never make a mistake. I'm gonna lose.

I'm gonna lose. That's a good one, he's not good. Dan and Dan's eyes have been squinty for the last 40 minutes with that one. This is why the UFC is the fucking best thing in Detroit. The best thing in the fucking, the best company in the world is because they treat their fans if you could have saw

Dana White St with every single fan signing listening talking Whatever the fuck they wanted they got that's crazy. You'll never see The the president of NFL Basketball or fucking David's turn a baseball Roger basketball or fucking David's turn. Um a baseball Bud see like wow Emichelle women's soccer. Oh the Hooser. I don't know But I mean you would have said done for you would have actually it's not it's not fan fucking friendly

And I know I get that it's not it's because it's not as big as those sports yet But it's just fucking great to see and they treated us great But they also treated all these other fans like every fight every fighter was fucking great to us the UFC is being fucking it's being built during this social media fucking frenzy and the social media craze so the UFC is the only one of these sports that are that are fucking literally saying like they're watching all the literally around them literally. Let me tell you something Bob. I'm talking about time. Let him say it.

I'm talking about it. I'm talking about it. But no seriously dude. So they understand how important it is through social media and through all these different things to interact with the fans and they get that all these old fucking fogies and all these other sports are losing out Yeah, old bogies to it's a new generation of people, man. It's an MTV Fast-paced fucking jump cut It really a good job And Dana White and company understand this why they get a Twitter bonuses to their fucking fighters whoever is the most creative to eat whoever builds their fan base the most I'll tell you who

Doesn't ever creative to eat the guy that got in trouble For the right man true. Yeah fucking. Um, what's the name? Fucking spantic eye come on. Yeah, I Was it isn't no you got fucking I got fired and they got rehired we just talked about this on a fine guy go to our Taurus yeah Yeah, but like the only I'm going to Lyrister me. Gal Torres is It's weird to because he was the fucking unbeatable champ too and W's WC was just unfuckin beatable and then The kind answer fucking been a bit is this broken head Something just happened where the fighters became different fighters.

You know what it is? UFC absorbed WSA and then those fucking guys who were almost full-time fighters became fucking full-time fighters and the dudes who were that fucking good, they fucking swam. And the dudes who weren't that good sank. And a lot of dudes like, look, Donald Saroni, that was the best thing I could have won. That happened for him, dude. He's awesome, dude. And he wears a cowboy hat all the time.

And what a cowboy. What a douche. You don't like him? No, I'm kidding. I like him. I before I'm dude. He's awesome dude. He's a cowboy hat all the time. Yeah, what a cowboy what a douche So you don't like him. No, I'm kidding. I like him. I think it's great. He's great, but fucking no you saw that a lot And look there's a lot of champions out Jose Aldo dominated crews. I met no garrer Which one well two of them so fucking the old the one worth meeting? Did you have to live to be sure to see the tractor scar? Is that from a tractor? Fucking yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Once they once they're a pure hammer trickle. I mean ice cream right now What was it? You have great hair fuck everyone in this fucking room. I'm sorry. Go ahead once you see what

Do you have nice come on tromba combat? What? Okay, what do you got? No, seriously. It wasn't that great. Just go one of the UFC I forget it. No, seriously. Go. It wasn't that great. Just go. I kind of see UFC. You're gonna make the point again over and over again. Once the you stop drinking all the beers. I use a lot of words. Don't for a huh?

Look, I think this podcast is fucking a little. I'm delirious. I you're you're not you. I've been up since fucking 7 a.m. I'm out of it. So I've been up since fucking I was up five. I was up in fucking 445 dude. I woke up at five. Fucking I never went to sleep. I haven't done. I don't I fucking never been to sleep kid.

Fuckin' like an owl. Oh my roof. I'm gonna make you like an owl and fuck your spin your head around. Oh, you know who won't do that, Don Frer. Ah. You know what? Fuck balls. No, you just get to know.

Fuckin' this is what we need the bell. I don't like that, that's fuckin' stupid shit. Don't just be annoying for no reason I was gonna write an email from a fake Don Frank Thanks for all the shout outs monster boys. Fan of yours too. Sincerely don the predator fry. I think what are you doing? Stop doing that. You're making noise.

What? I can shut you off. I know you're gonna stop talking. I'll turn your mic off. Don't crank that. Go ahead, crank it back down. Yeah, not lead. It's not a fry, I wouldn't do that.

What are you doing today? It's wrong with you. It's hard. Yeah, we're all tired. We're tired of be you, saying don't fron. You said it, I got to say it. That's what we should fear to fight life. Other than the main event, that's kind of obvious.

But what was the main? Well, it's not really obvious, because the fight was over quick, and it was over in a weird way. So that really wouldn't be my favorite fight. I would have to say, I really like the Kung Lee fight. I did. I like it. They didn't really mix it up in the first. They did in the second. I thought Kung Lee fucking, I don't think this was the, look, this was a great, you know, night of fights, but it wasn't, it wasn't as great as UFC 100. It wasn't as great of, uh, a forest against, uh, rampage for the title.

That was a barely, it was an average event with an average man event. It was fun. It was, it was set up to be a holy shit event, but people got injured. Because you remember a favor was supposed to be on that. That was something that would have been a fucking holy shit. But sometimes it didn't even matter to me. I had more fun than that, even though I was passed out for half the fucking fights I had more fun during that event just because it was such a father-famed bird It was that my father died you whatever it's just as dead to good

Yeah, let's do it open that one a backup True Buzz kills man. Fuckin' buzz kills. So fuck it. No, no, no, no. It was like, it was such a, it was such a, I bring you stories of combat. Oh, good time, man.

It was such a big event, dude. It was such a long time in the making that just the excitement having everybody over my fucking house, my air conditioner sucks you. So everyone was just pouring fucking sweat. It was, dude, it was was awful but it was also the every other quarter against house in the fucking block who is you know

Kickstarter for Lewis is a condition for you guys want to not to help you said you're going to invite me to the next fight you want me Kelly I don't respect you guys right now get go ma'am and bescaped what's your name what's his name gave me the a feeling respect you right not to go as in besiege i would like to

uh... what's his name gave me the a feeling and i felt like the black jokes got hacky after a point there's the that's just the gist of it thanks for hearing my concerns what's uh... what concerns his name is what is it live what is the kids got a school his name is uh... kevin heart His name is Kevin Hart. Little Eddie Murphy. His name is Eddie Murphy.

What's your brother about that? His name is Arsini O'Hall. Why would you stop his name? His name, I'll tell you his name. His name is Sam Fry. Sam Fry? Don't fry. Should have nothing else.

You saw the truth. The Predator! Don't fry. You don't fry. Don't fry. You don't fry. You don't fry. You don't fry. The fucking machine is in the house I'm here to fuck it's the smashing machine

I can't wait to smash Every tear you are I get that bedroom I'm gonna get the all four of the quarters of the bed I'm gonna do my sprawling bro That bedroom you better grand in pound because I'm a smashing machine So so all in all I think I mean, all right, right now, you have C148. One out of 10, what do you give it? Oh, it was the sixth of an event.

Six really. It was like, all right, that's all I wanted. Go ahead, one out of 10. Oh, all right, I would say seven. Really? Yes. Okay, you expand. Tingle can't count past seven either, so.

Oh shit. Oh, that was a good one, man. No, dude, let me have a moment. He got me first. You you expand think I'll also come to okay. I can't count past seven either. So oh shit I was moment he got me first Machine machine loved it. What what did you think about it? I would give it probably a Seven as well really yeah, it just it lacked a lot of dawn fry You do one more throwing something yeah, I swear to God. I'm not yeah at you fucking you think I'm gonna miss that head you're out of your mind I'm literally close lies and spin around ten times throw it. He'll still hit you in the chin Thanks Kelly, that was a wordy way of saying big head Anyways, so you you really you think it was a six it was a fine event It was a fine about what do you mean 10 is like fucking what was it 10? What was it 10 for you? You have to 100 was a 10 you see 71 was a 10 yeah fucking

You know there was there was a few events out there that just and also a lot of them are under the radar Dude we need to watch that you have some fuel tonight back to be a 10 I didn't you want you watch don't say fuck I record it Don't say no I watch all but the last two fights okay, and you know I gotta say to Joe Rogan is just fucking a one of the nicest guys in the business Really fucking just a really funny, really funny, but a nice guy. He's a real highly intelligent too. He's a very intelligent. I met him in Montreal, he watched my set,

and he fucking like, he watched my whole set complimented me, he didn't get me pointers, it was fucking great. Yeah, he's a great guy man. We actually, all of us mean Norton, him, Anthony Kuhlmy, we all went and saw Dice at the Riviera. Was it awesome?

Well, the Riviera is one of the oldest on the strip. The new strip is one of the oldest casinos. Back in the day, they filled a lot of casino there. And it's upstairs in the room, the old room, it's like, you know, old Vegas, little round booths in the middle and a stage. A little club right there. It's not a club, it's a theater.

It's a theater upstairs. There's a club there, but not that. It's the theater upstairs, which is way but not that it's the theater upstairs which is way better old school vagus he fucking come his his sons have a band they come out their plan there was a girl I think it's a name she was actually really we didn't get the seer but I heard she was really funny um and then his band comes out his sons band they play a three-piece they rock it out and then he just walks out of this fucking and it's crazy drum solos kid does.

And he goes into his act, and it was me, Rogan, Norton, Sam, from the ONA show Anthony. It was fucking hilarious. I've never seen him live. He comes out with, he look like Big J with his shits shorts on, like shorts that go past your knees and he just on a Valentine's night. Really? Yeah. What's he he doing comedy? Oh, sorry It's sarcastic Really

Anyway, I'm kidding. I love PJ He fucking killed it. It was one of the funniest comedy sets. He's just I just wasn't the dice on On a Rogan's podcast. It was great. He's just listen to that whole fucking story Oh my god when dice came up and I started pips and Brooklyn He didn't know what stand-up comedy was go listen to that fucking podcast is dice and max liver scene Who's the son on Rogan's podcast really interesting? We had a fucking blast man. It was unbelievable dice Yeah, we met him after so funny Jimmy used to open for He's like he's just Robert Kelly, you know, blah blah and

He's like, I know I go can I take a picture of Bob. He's like, I don't know him Why I don't know him? Why would I do that? I don't know who he is and then he goes come in He put his arm around me. He goes now. I know him now. We know each other. He's just fucking lunatic like that He goes now with friends sincerely He's just fucking lunatic like that. He goes, now we're friends. Sincerely, his wife, everybody there. This weekend at the UFC was fucking hilarious. Yeah, I mean, one of the best weeks of my life, and then the Amy Schumer party we had,

that none of you are invited to. Thank God. Because you guys don't have the credits or the fucking ability on stage. But, uh, uh, I love nobody left to that. I love the good atmosphere. I just laid the room. the credits or the fucking ability on stage. But, uh, do you like it? I love nobody left it that. I love the good episode. I isolate the room.

I fucking isolate all of you. I like that. I'm sick of that. I saw the pictures in that part. I fucking isolate you. You got that? All of you? Yeah.

Is that what you're saying? All of you? Yeah, I was saying like that. I gotta make fun of my voice. God, fucking do it. What a great audience. Hahaha. We, uh, it was me, Keith. I bet it.

Sherrod is, I'll tell you the best part of the night. Sherrod, Derosa, Anthony Kuhmia came, Ryan Hamilton, on the beach at Amy's house. There's a bunch of other people. The best way we, Keith Robinson, we was drunk, swimming in the fucking ocean, punching waves. It was a great day, unbelievable time time the best part of the fucking day is around

Nine o'clock at night a lot of people left. Yeah, you told you this episode. I'm telling them Because we everyone here yesterday They don't fry show up and they said it throw the cocaine at him I like Don Fry show up and they he said it throw the cocaine at him I love that you guys just fucking caught me being an old Rouse She's trying to do a new accent. She's met him. What are they reading?

I, uh, I fucking... Dance with my sensei. I don't like that you guys both ganged up with me. I don't like it. Get off your phones. Get the fuck off your phones. I'm trying. I don't give up.

Go get him, Bob. This isn't the fucking hammer fisting where you can pick up your phone. I was looking at pictures of Wobbly Roos. I'm gonna wrap this up, you guys. I have to thank the donation people. Okay, thank the donation people. We're gonna wrap this up.

You guys, thanks for coming in. I'm gonna try it, man. Chris Tinkle, what's your, I know his name. At Chris Tinkle, you forget somebody's name. I know it, I'm just fucking with it. I'm fucking game just thrown. I don't think he is. I'm scared of throwing it first. All right, Kelly, read a somebody's name, you know it, I'm just fucking with you. I'm fucking game just around. I don't think you. It's great, Kelly, read a name.

Okay, so people that donated money this for the last few weeks, we're Kyle, these names are awful. Kyle, no muzzle will lick. You'll get him, you'll notice him. Mark Muskell, then Heather Graves, then Michael Fran Collin for Fran Collin I'm gonna go I'm gonna Again Clayton Pearson's that I'll clean True fan true you know what I send him something get that bottle that he's Lewis is drinking out of Lewis signed that pair bottle I really well

I could stop listening I really want to know. You can stop listening. I've shown you something in a smashed bottle with Lewis's scrimmble on it. That would be the joke, Dan, that it's worthless, and it's stupid to have. But I'm glad that you dissected the joke for everybody. Yeah, they're unlies the ha ha. Anything else you want to do? Are you teaching classes?

What agreed who he is? Here's a deal. You guys want to, we have the studio now. We want to start decorating it with stuff from you guys. Whatever the fuck it is, we's a deal. Did you guys want to step, we have the studio now, we want to start decorating it with stuff from you guys. Whatever the fuck it is, we don't care. Kelly read the address that fans can send stuff to. If you want to send something to Kelly, maybe one of those fucking kegel exercise things to

get a vagina back in order. Hey, let me join us. It's the smashy-ass. That's a problem. That's right. Oh, that's what you have a vagina. When you wake up in the morning you stretch you crack and then you you push you go That's what it sounds like. Yeah, it's exactly sounds like Bobby anyway.

Oh All right, so they dress you said six seven six a ninth Avenue talking to microphone you're okay. Yeah, there you you go sounds good doesn't everybody oh hey six seven six eight six seven six eight nine six he said look at tinkle what you said I think I think he's ex-girlfriend was Australian and he's still nursing a broken heart he doesn't want me for it and she was really hot so I could ridiculously hot for he was bad bad bad bad thing about his average way about Way out of my league. Do you see a favor by fucking me? Do you sell insurance?

I'll come on you better than that. Come on. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. You know, wasn't that. What was the? All right. What was insurance thing? I don't know. You look like my grandfather. You suck so bad. All right. Sorry. You didn't like that one? No, it's just kind of old school. I don't know you look like my grandfather You suck so bad. I'm sorry Are you in like that one? No, it's just kind of old school man. Is it really I'm old school man I said really long fucking came in here, so that was like the I had a cut because of that shit really yeah, you had a cut your hair I think what I made you I had long hair and you come like a fucking Viking God Like you're like you look like a Viking you shit. I not call you a god. Yeah, I don't know. I say go I think I have the god

Post of image Beautiful walls just came in here right now. Just stood over me Podcast is fucking up and down. I like it. So, let's go. We're going to get Dan out here. I promised him out here in an hour. Why do you have to get out here?

Because he just, I just didn't want to do a fucking hour and a half. Okay, so he does. The address everybody is 676A9th Avenue. Number 424, that's New York, New York postcode one or zip code 10036. That's it if you guys want to send us some stuff, you can send dance and stuff. Maybe those hot chicks you think Dan has a fucking smoke and hot face wants to send him some shit.

Yeah, some panties. And then the shitty black comic from Dumbledore Idaho. He was actually from New York. He's from New York City? Yeah. He's in New York comic. He said he wasn't a New York comic. That's a shit. We didn't say any of that. You made that up in your own fucking drunk. No, she said that he's not a New York is from New York City. Yeah, he's a New York comic. He said he wasn't a New York comic. That's a shit We didn't say any of that you made that up in your own fucking drunk. She said that he's not a New York

Yeah, so you don't fucking attack on me a savage settle down He just said hey, man. It was a little weird and you know, we read it. Just go. You know, maybe I got a little out of control I'm fine. I met him in Geno. I get it You know jokes are a little dated and probably stolen from Dustin Chase I do Do you know jokes are a little dated and probably stolen from Dustin chase Oh My name is white during that conversation Oh Yeah

Oh Who Dan's awake All right you guys Lewis Gomez what's your Twitter? Lewis J Gomez Lewis J Gomez go to hammer fishing dot com at rite cast dot com check out the best mma hilarious podcast on the fucking

the only funny mma podcast out there fuck all the other ones yes that's your only one mma junkie dot com fast-scoring and the podcast out there right now these guys are fucking rockin on the uh... rite cast dot com make sure you check out christian call and luis jay gomes on hammer fisting podcast these guys are fucking rocking on the ryecast.com make sure you check out Chris Tinkle and Lewis J. Gomez on Hammer Fustying podcast and what do you got Kelly? It's just coming out this Monday. I don't fucking know. Yes, yes it is. Okay, I'm doing, I can't remember the name.

Give me a Twitter. Okay. Dan what do you do it? If you live in Montreal, can you die? I'll be doing just for laughs. You're doing it again? Yeah, what are you doing? It's CTV, a Canadian TV. Oh good, and have fun up there, brother.

Thanks, I'm hosting some shows or something. That's good, man. I'm glad, yeah, that's great. I can even get an audition. Anyway, good. I'm not better. You're not the guy that's going to get the audition, Lewis. I wasn't the guy either. I'm York type of comic. I didn't get an audition. Anyway, go ahead. I'm not better. You're not the guy that's gonna get the audition, Lewis. I wasn't the guy either.

I'm your type of comic. I didn't get an audition from it. They never picked me ever, ever. Okay? They pick guys like Danny's middle of the road. He's fucking hilarious. It's corporate. Nobody's not offending anybody.

He's just telling really good jokes about stuff that they can take him and put him anywhere. They can just throw you on the nasty show. Same with me, dude.. I had to get tore gas before I fucking got any look at any of these No, I never did new faces You did aspen I did aspen that's so that because there was two back then That's a they not they know too this time nobody liked me an aspen Okay, I did great at the nasty show. The nasty show got me in, and then I learned all the people in Montreal

and they're fucking great people, but you know, maybe someday you'll get there, dude. You know, something you'll do will get you up there, and you'll be able to do a show, and you'll be able to, it really is. I'll be so. I'll be so. I'll be going.

Kelly, what do you got? I want it too, but. No, just call me on Twitter. All right, cool. And guys, I want you to remember, I want you guys to but no, I just want me on Twitter. All right cool and guys I guess I want you to remember I want you guys always remember the motto of you know what dude podcast the motto motto. It's the motto. It's Don't fry I'm sorry, I'm sorry this fox, I didn't know what I was doing. You know what I did?

Really did, really, really, really. You know what I did? I just stuck in a stick. Don't stop filming my face. Don't stop filming my face. Don't stop.