Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - VIDEO: Kreeps with Kids w/ Ron Bennington

Episode Date: May 21, 2017

Rob Bennington hosts the latest 'Kreeps with Kids', live from the Village Underground with Keith Robinson, Rich Vos, Jessica Kirson and Kevin Brennan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're going to play a game. We're going to play a game. We're going to play a game. We're going to play a game. We're going to play a game. We're going to play a game. We're going to play a game. Oh, Santa Wins! Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for your host, Rudd Bennington! That was forced. Thank you very much. Hey guys, doing tonight. Creeps with kids and you guys got kids. Who's got kids? How many kids? Two, how old? 13 to 15. That's literally the worst ages, dad. Children. Are you happy with it?

Tell? Yeah. You better because there's no fucking getting out now. Who else has kids? How many? Two. It's like, two is a large family now, right? I had friends, I grew up in a Catholic neighborhood outside of Philadelphia, and we had four, and people used to taunt us. Me and my family, like, what happened? Your parents don't fucking, we're like, we do. Just not 11 and 13 fucking children. But now two is a large family because it costs, you know, people always say how much money is it cost to raise a kid? All of it.

Every fucking, every dime you have, like when Trump had late in life barren, he's like, I don't know how the fuck I'm supposed to pay for this kid. It's a lot of money. How do your kids? Five and eight. Still like them then. That's still the age. You know what's amazing about kids and everyone always fucks with the millennials, it gives

them millennials shit. But this is the least racist generation in history. Do you agree with that? It isn't a great, yeah, you should have applaud that. Go ahead, give that applaud. Yeah. My generation, much more racist, but my fucking parents' generation,

if I even told you the way they taught me any, any money mo. told you the way they taught me any, many, many mo. I mean, yes, if you're my age, you will occasionally drop an end bomb, right? Road rage, maybe. That's acceptable. Uh, when the Eagles get knocked out of the fucking playoffs every year my parents use that word to describe sydney portier

and uh... but in their defense as a good one they said that's one of the good ones right now they like them but our kids the kids now they are like so accepting. They're so little racism that they will get off the fucking subway anywhere in town. You're just like, they're getting up and walking out like, hey, are you sure?

This is a fucking East New York, you're getting off here. They're like, yes, everyone's the same. You're like, kind of, but... They get off this subway, they go into the neighborhood, and then they get apartments, and then immediately start to ruin that neighborhood. My generation has a respect, like, that's their fucking neighborhood. My generation had to respect, like, that's their fucking neighborhood. Let them live there. Maybe they don't want a fucking whole foods. And then other six months. Maybe they want to keep the rent slow. I, I, you know, all the comments will decide

because at the end, welcome up here. I feel like I was easy on my kids, because I remember how much I fucking hated being a kid. Like some people like, oh, I'm gonna keep the child in me alive. I'm like, no. Even as a kid, I want this as fucking grow up and go into a bar. I didn't want to fucking be a kid.

I remember in first grade, the teacher's just fucking drawing on and I'm like, there's 32 of us here. And this bitch won't shut the fuck up. No one else gets to talk, and we're like 15 yards from a fucking swing and a fucking jungle gym, and we're in here talking about the letter B. Fuck this, it's crazy. Same with sports, I said, I wanted to play sports.

That's what I wanted to do. I didn't want to fucking work at sports. I'm not here to get really fucking good at sports. I'm here to play. My coach said, you gotta give me 100%. I'm like, I don't see that happen to do it. I'm not gonna be honest. I'm in the sixth grade.

I'm not fucking hung up on this the way you are. I gotta, you know, I got school. I'm fucking running around with my buddies, I'm slow playing a fifth grader right now. I'm gonna give you about 9%, that's how much I can give you. And that's during a game. Practice, you're getting nothing, I'm just gonna be running around acting like a fucking idiot. And you guys play sports as a kid? Does that mean you guys, what sport, you play, sir? Yeah. Nothing.

You gonna play one fuckin' sport? But you ended up with a girl. That's amazing. They told us that was the only way. What happened when everybody else was playing baseball? What did you do? Oh, you're from the Bronx. Well, that's a great fucking excuse.

I'm from the Bronx. We don't sweat unless we're stabbing someone. People in the Bronx play basketball, sir. Do you know, you didn't know that was a sport all this time? I'm not, you know, I remember in my, I'm not saying I came from a tough school. I'm not saying that. But not one of us had a peanut allergy. Nobody. We beat the fuck out of these kids today. I don't understand how can a kid be allergic to peanuts? It's like the only food you eat, peanut butter, until you're 11. I don't understand how can a kid be allergic to peanuts.

It's like the only food you eat, peanut butter, until you're 11. And now you can't even take a peanut into the school, because somebody will fucking die. My nephew was getting bullied. He said, I don't want to do a big kids pickin' on me. I said, I'll tell you what to do. Go in there tomorrow, hit that son of a bitch in the chest with a bag of peanuts.

You'll probably fucking kill him. Just go in there like fucking Columbine. Just motherfuckers! Everyone fucking dies! I think that's what a kid sounds like when they scream. I'm not sure. I'll tell you something else. There's a whole generation of young people that have zero idea on how to drink and drive.

They don't know how to fucking do it. Because we hit them with the don't drink and drive for so long. I grew up in the suburbs. Everybody can fucking drink and drive. After I got my license, my dad said, now it comes to the hard part. Let's see if you can pull this one off. Because you got to bring the car back.

I'd wake up from a blackout. And I fucking would know my car was in the driveway because I was home. I wasn't gonna fucking leave it behind. Take a cab. Yeah, what about my car? My car is gonna get in the back of the fucking cab with me. Yeah, I'm gonna put it like, like, here's the thing because they tell there's been for like the last 25 years. Don't drink and drive.

Don't let your friends drink and drive. Now you're supposed to be on the fucking lookout for everybody else. Easy, you're enjoying yourself, slow down a little bit. Don't drink and drive, don't let your friends drink and drive. I've had parties at my house, and I know my friends said too much to drink, but I didn't want him to sleep over.

I'd be in the front yard trying to convince him they can drink and drive. Come on, man, don't be a pussy. Let you do this. You gotta get your fucking car home. Yeah, I would put a drunk in the car before though. Does that ever happen? Like someone a drunk in the car before though. Is that ever happened? Like someone's getting in the car and you just you're like, you're pulling away and you're like, I don't

know, man. He's fucked up. He just hit a fucking mailbox right there. But things change. Life has changed. I bet you guys are young, right? Never drank and dried, right? Ever? What are you doing when you're out at a fucking club and you had too much to drink? Taxi.

And then another taxi back to get your car. You seem like the kind of guy who wouldn't piss in the shower, to tell you to throw. You seem like you would get out of the shower and take a leak to make. That's our fault. That's us. So this is creeps with kids. And a lot of these guys will be bragging about

what good parents they are, but they don't fucking know until you get to the, someone else tells you, you're been a good parent. My kids are older now. I'm gonna bring my daughter up. Here's Gail Bennington everybody Gail Bennington How are you darlin? Yeah that's good that's all part of the fun Turn it on right here. There you go. There you go. No. There we go. Every time you turn on a microphone,

Bobby Kelly has to take a drink of water. No one knows why. It's something he's on right now, supposedly to help. But your childhood was just magical, just wonderful, huh? Yeah, it was good, yeah, yes. Here's the thing with her.

I had to be both mother and father to her. Not that my wife passed away. She was just really useless when it came to doing the parenting. It was all me. I don't know. I feel like mom did a lot. I mean, I feel like she did most everything. Yeah, but, oh yeah, I mean, like she cooked and cleaned and then cared about you guys and helped you with your homework.

Yeah. She did those things. Yeah, it was like the parenting stuff. Yeah, that's somewhat parenting, but I did a lot of shit too if you have to think about it. Like, remember, when I took you to Disney World, that trip to Disney World? Uh, yeah, I remember the trip to Disney World, except for I think, I think mom took me to Disney World, so.

That's right. I was having an affair that weekend with your teacher. But we both shipped in the way. Seriously, what would you give me letter grade? Letter grade. If I had to give you, I would say you, a B. I would give you a B. Can I tell you? First fucking B in my life and anything. I will fucking seriously, one time,

and when I was in school, I got to deal my report card and my dad took us all out for pizza. Let Einstein order. He knows everything. He knows what he's doing. But you know what else worked out for them? Like I said, my parents were, you know, so much less racist and to be totally honest, I think I was a very progressive dad and I'm gonna get myself some applause

and I'm gonna join him over this, a progressive dad. Really? That is fair. I was like, seriously, I was like, one of those fucking dads on TV, I think. I mean, just very open-minded and taught you to be that way. Yes, you were very open-minded. You were very progressive.

Progressive, open-minded, yes. You get liberal politics that I feel like maybe you passed on to me. No Fox News in our house, honey. No, yeah, that's true. I never wanted to make America great again, never. Never. Not interesting. But you also taught me to care about other cultures

and to be open-minded. Go ahead and applaud, ladies and gentlemen, if you want to. I did it. I did it, Mr. Progressive Dad. For example, I'm actually dating a black guy, right? That's great, honey. I'm glad.

Yes. I was so happy. I was so happy. I was so happy. Let's see, here's my point about all that. If you, if he's a nice person and he treats you well, I'm very, very happy. I'm very, very happy. Go ahead and plot if you want to about my liberal progressive ways.

Yes, he is actually, he is a nice guy. He's a sweet guy. He's a great job. That's why you like him, I think that's great. Yes, that's why I like him. And also his big black cock as well. Yes. That's kind of an old school thing we're trying here.

I don't know. They're not all going to work. I just thought, I thought we'd attack the liberals a little bit. I always said this. It's always okay if you bring a girl home. And then we'll wrestle for her. All right, you guys ready to get to start it tonight? We got a lot of great comedians. By the way, we thought of that bit on the way here. I swear to God, we thought it was going to go over so much better.

We're going, they are going to understand that we're getting and really love it, but they're not. They're like, I bet that's fucking true. I bet it is. Ladies and gentlemen, get put that down. It's time to drop. Everyone drop your forks for this gentleman. He is, oh, shit, another is wetter all over, I'm mugged this over. So no one gets electrocuted. He's one of the

funniest people in the world. And he has three incredible kids and I'm not kidding about that. So he's doing a good job somewhere. I don't know how because I know him. Rich boss everybody, rich boss. know him. Rich Voss, everybody, Rich Voss. Rich Voss. Rich Voss. Thank you. Ron Bennington and Gail Bennington, huh, folks?

Thank you. Thank you. I'd bring my kids up here, but they only do theaters. Hey, what do I do this? I have three daughters. She's right, 26, 24, and 9. My older daughters, I don't even really talk to them. Because when they call, that's going to cost me $300, $400.

And my nine year old ain't where shit, she brings nothing to the table. Nothing. She's a fucking narcissist. Me, me, me. It's all about fucking her. She came in a room, the other day I showed her guys, she goes, daddy, mommy told me to shut the fuck up. I go, told me to shut the fuck up. I go, well, then shut the fuck up.

You got nothing to say. She came home from school with Lice. It's a fuck, and you feel bad as a parent, making a nine-year-old sleep on the porch for four nights. But, you know, you're not fucking up my 800th thread count. Now, I have three kids, my wife, and this is from the first though, that portrait, that's my wife. That's what I see for real.

Every morning I fucking wake up. That's what I see for real. Every morning I fucking wake up. That's what I see. All right, I only fuck her from behind you. Don't turn around. I have three kids. She only has one. Raina's our kid together. And she brags about Raina like fucking rena's, you know, sovereign world problems or curing diseases Season nine role pieces. I'm not lying The other night after dinner my wife's going did you see rena? I'm like what? She was you didn't see I go what the fuck? He's same old my wife go my wife sort of got my wife was ready My wife said she ate two servings of Brussels sprouts

and didn't complain once. Two servings of Brussels sprouts. My wife says, name another kid on this planet. There would eat two servings of Brussels sprouts and not complain. I go, I don't know, maybe a kid at Luzin' F**kin' Ethiopia that has to walk five miles to blow a goat for a little nutrition.

Prainy doesn't step on a landmine or when he gets back to his village his family isn't hacked up by rebels. Pretty sure he'd like a Brussels sprout. Pretty sure he likes to see what a fucking plate looks like. But I spoil my nine year old. I took her to that doll store, American Girl. These dolls are a hundred fucking bucks a piece. The doll's bed was $140. My kid's bed was $125. He was in the store yelling, I want a black baby.

I said, when you get older, die your hair blonde and gain 200 pounds in your ass. I have fucking jokes for everything. I'm a fucking big act. I'm not an opening act. Fucking rich voice fucking big act. I'm not an opening act. Uh, fucking rich voice opening act. What the fuck? Fucking, fucking big act.

Shout out. Fucking 12 years ago on open Anthony, they're fucking done. Let it go. I let it go. My daughter and I were watching TV one night, and it was this fucking commercial for this bird house that you put on the outside of your window, so you could see inside the birds being birds doing bird shit. So she said, daddy, can you get me one of them?

I said, yeah. So I boarded this thing two years ago. We haven't had a fucking bird moving. Yeah. It's not like it's a second eight bird house. So then she says, daddy, do you want a puppy? I go, look, I don't even want a non-year-old, but you're here.

So I go to get her a fucking puppy. Right, we go to pet disc, whatever. They're having an adoption. There's like 50 fucking puppies in cages. Right, and I look at one and my daughter like that. I go, give me that one, put it in the car. That's how I do shit like that. I go give me that one put in the car That's how I do shit like that That's how headliners do it. They go in the car big axe

I go get me a car one and a leash. I go, you know what? Fuck it. I'll get it at the dollar store and You see that kid that was fucking they try to kidnap the kid out of the dollar store You see on Facebook they try to steal a kid from the time and if you're gonna steal a kid your mind Well, you know I'm stealing from the dollar, so I mean What the fuck did they expect out of life you? You can't steal a kid from Barney's or fucking Nordstrom they want shit so

I go to the lady put the dog in the car. Because that's not how it works. You got to fill out four pages of paperwork. And then we come to your house and see how you live. I go, look, I don't live in a mansion, but I guarantee my house is a little nicer than that fucking cage. What are you going to do, come to my house, and the fucking Michael Vicks is going to answer the door.

I'm going to have fucking puppy heads mounted across. answer the door and I'm gonna have fucking puppy heads mounted across. They're gonna come to my house do all the paperwork right we're gonna get all excited and the lady's gonna go oh you can't get a bird to move in with you. All right that was a punchline and that one. That was that was just to show you what a good dad I am. So I went and got my daughter, I'll wrap it up with this because I don't even know where to fucking light it. I'm used to doing like an hour and a half.

Fucking ten minutes, I could have skied this fucking bullshit. Fucking sea rich watch for only ten minutes, that fucking ridiculous. I fucking, I go get my daughter, we get her a puppy. Now it's our puppy. Alright, if you have kids, if you have a kid or he's, I want a dog, don't do it. Because it's now my dog. And it's a fucking Yorkie. All right. If I was going to get a dog, I'd get a shepherd or a st. Bernard, because I'm like a rugged street mall fucker. You know what I'm saying?

Fucking Yorkie. You know, people go, oh shit, look at walls, man. I got a shepherd. That's my blood street mall fucker. But now I'm walking to Yorkie. You know, I look like fucking Nathan Lane, right? I'm walking to New Yorkie. I must be wearing a fucking whole rainbow decal on my back.

I couldn't look any fucking gayer. And listen, I don't care if you gay, but listen, I'm walking to dog, you know. And I'm not even walking. I'm prancing now. I'm walking to a dog, you know. I'm not even walking. I'm prancing now. I pranced with a dog. Like we, we pranced together, a little fucking Yorkie. And, and, and when, I guess it was in the falls, pretty warm out. I was walking to a dog and he's fucking Yahoo's in a pickup truck.

And I probably would have done the same when I was young, or drunk, and they're driving around. And he started yelling, fucking anti-gay shit at me. Right? And again, look, if you yell shit like, hey, you buy shit on eBay late at night to fill the void, I would go, yeah, okay, that's me. You see what I'm saying? But they were yelling anti-gay shit, and you know what's stop?

It's not, you know, and then they came around the block again and I said, fuck and I picked up the dog and I threw a perfect spiral. Right? That's a truck, fucking pro. Yeah, I'll gay a my now, right? All right, I just threw this shit together in my car. That's what I do. You know, you give me a subject I've thrown together. my car. That's what I do. You know, you give me a subject I'll throw

together. Good night. Come on ladies and gentlemen, you're opening act. Let the opener hear it. Is the opening act tonight. There goes our opener ladies and gentlemen. On his way, the opening act of the night. We're great opening act, Rich Voss. Ladies and gentlemen, here at the Underground and the Comedy Cellar, I kid you not when I say this, the funniest people in the world come through here. And if you ask the funniest people in the world who makes them laugh, they all said Keith Robinson. Keith Robinson! Yes! Hey! That's right man. I like to thank Ryan for understanding me dating his daughter. Thanks a lot. I'm sure. What? No.

It's OK. It's good. Ah, what the fuck? This is the most racist show I've ever fucking seen. Oh, fuck, all right. I'll talk about my son. That's why I got my son. Bugs are shit out of me, you know what I mean? I was listening.

He has a podcast, right? And I'm listening to what I'm, you know, having an outfall and a sleep a little bit. And I hear him like, okay, Then I stuck one finger in that was two fingers that was three then I stopped fisting in a bitch. I was fisting her What the fuck? You work part time at a zoo you can't afford to fish. What the fuck? I'm fucking my son. Talk my fiddah.

I got a kid that's a creep. What the fuck is going on, man? And you know, he just bugs me, man. He's part-time at a zoo, and they had a nerve to take a day off. What the fuck? He only worked three fucking days, man. You get someone to fuck? And his girlfriend came.

She came to the house to visit, and I'm asking her, like, what the fuck? Why do you see in that? And she says, well, you got to take the good with the bad. Poor baby, you don't have a father at home, do you? What the fuck? What the fuck? And I try to figure out when I first stopped liking my son.

No, no, no, I did. I was like, what the fuck? He was four. Now, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. He's, I've been in the living room chilling and he's in the bathroom and all of a sudden, I don't know where I hear him. It burns, it burns, like what the fuck? I go on the bathroom, this little sum of itch has two paces on his penis. I know a hard dick is a sub-out to the side.

What two paces? I was like, so I was like, why would you do that? I wanted to be meant to be fresh. That didn't make sense. Get out of here, boy. I put some on my penis, some toothpaste. Told his mom to come brush her teeth. You know.

There you go, mommy. You're a new face. Told his mom to come brush her teeth, you know. There you go, mommy, come here. Oh, shit. My son, he just bugs the fuck out of me, man. He's got a kid, so I'm a fucking grandfather. Yeah, yeah, what? Look at that, what? He's 23, so I expect him to be.

But, you know, he was an virgin for a while, man. He ain't do shit. That's how you know your kid, when a goofy, they ain't fucking nobody, you know your kid when they when they goofy they ain't fucking nobody you know that Hey, no Hey, son, hey, dude, oh you you ain't fucking nobody good good Once I say hey son, he like on top dad. Oh shit The fuck is going on, man. And I, you know, grandkids, God, damn.

That's, that hurts, man. I'm still trying to get laid. I can't be pop-pop that fucking hurt. Okay, hey, pop-pop, get the fuck out of here man. That the fuck out of here. You know, my son of what I like, he was 12. You know, this is no, he was 12 years old. Now if we get this, he call me up out of nowhere.

Dad, I'm being chased, a man is chasing me. All right, that's my only son. So my only kid, really, that's my only kid. So what the fuck? If I had three or four of a kid, I'm like, something making the best where you can. But that's my only kid. So I rush out.

Son, you're all right? You good? He said, yeah, dad, I'm good. I'm like, that's my boy. I'm all right. Did he touch you? Nah, dad. The only thing he was'm like, that's my boy. I'm already, did he touch you? Nah, dad. The only thing he was able to wrestle for me

was my report card. What? What? What's up, fuck? I couldn't even be mad at him. I said, I don't even see you report card. You are obviously a genius to come on some shit like this. I don't need to say it.

I don't need to say it at all, but I forget it. I don't even know if he's minding that, tell the beyond, it's what you need. My son is six four. Yeah, where the fuck that come from? When he falls asleep, I swab his mouth. It's fucking funny. Fuck you guy going over. 6'4, what the fuck? Maybe lying, he may not be I'm gonna be six or... You never know that. I'm stalling her time to try to remember, remember all my kids shit, but I'm running out fast, man. What the fuck? I got a grown ass kid. I don't give a fuck what he's doing now.

I don't give a fuck what he's doing now. I really, I sat back like that. I know what else he got. I'll tell you what, the, you know, the most, the one of them we would, I took him to KFC. Cause he's black, cause's burp right now. I think he has some delicious chicken. Nah.

I took him to KFC when he was like five or whatever. And I swear to God, I don't know where, right? We in KFC, a rival gang from Popeye's chicken. LAUGHTER Kicked the door, bow! Popeye's chicken bitches, everybody hit the ground! What the fuck? LAUGHTER

I'm not hitting the ground for Popeye's chicken. What the fuck? I said it, and you know, I stayed up, but like a girl, a little girl came over right in the smack the biscuit right on my mouth. Bigh, I'm like, what the fuck? And I drew back to the hitter. I hit girls, I'm sorry, I drew back.

And before I hit her, she replaced that basically with a nice buttery papa chicken biscuit. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Good, pretty fucking good. All right, that's it for me, man. Thanks a lot. Thank you. Thank you. Keith Robinson.

Keith Robinson. And let's keep it open for your opener, Rich Voss. Don't forget him. That kid who came in here. That young opener. He only had a couple of minutes. He stomped us all. Wow, he was something else.

I mean, you know the talent that Rich had stretching three minutes of material to ten. You guys young lady is in a Robert De Niro movie that's out right now. I think some of the scenes were shot in this very room. Start applauding right now. Come on everybody. Jessica Thompson. That's it. So sweet. Jessica Gerson, that's it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So sweet. So sweet. Give him a hand. Keep it going for all the comics. Hi, guys. Thanks for coming. Yeah.

This is, I'm not going to do all kids' material, because I had been around the kid all day. I just, I can't fucking talk about her on stage too. It's already annoying. Oh, I have a 15-month-old baby. I know, it doesn't look like I didn't have her. The other diked it, the one that I'm married to. But it's fine.

You would accept it because she's feminine looking. Anyway, like it's more, you know, it's okay because we both have long hair and we're not like, Hey, don't, what's going on? You want to play catch? You know what I'm saying? So it's, people ask if we're sisters a lot, you know, are you guys sisters? I'm like if sisters finger each other in Home Depot. I mean, that's, we just fucking finger blast each other

in the Cawk aisle. I don't even know what Cawk is, but I love that word. Is there even a Cawk aisle? I don't even, did you know? Sir, you're like, yes, there is. Do you spend a lot of time in the Cawk aisle? No, you don't fix things a lot. Do you spend a lot of time in the clock aisle? No, you don't fix things a lot.

Are you Jewish, like me? Um, Jews, we don't fix anything, you know, we hire help. So, I love that everyone's like, uh-huh. That's, it didn't even get, like, no response. Just, yes, you're disgusting people. Um, yeah, I sent a picture of the baby to my mom the other day. We blew up, you know, we're good. I like, actually, I don't mind sucking dick.

That's the thing. I never minded, because I'm an eater. Do you know what I'm saying? So I never, like, I don't mind that. I like fucking my throat with the, because I'm an eater, do you know what I'm saying? So I never, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, like I don't mind that. I like fucking my throat with the, because I'm angry. I just, I kind of want to kill myself.

So I was very good, like I committed to it because I'd hoped I'd die while I was doing it. I just didn't like what was inside. Do you know what I'm saying? It's like every Hanukkah present I ever got. It looked really nice, and then I opened it and was like, oh, God. Are you getting nauseous?

Why? What's happening? Because you're with him sexually, right? And you're like, oh, eh. What? About me? What about me? Tell him, you can say anything to me.

I hate myself. You can call me a fat con. Say you'll never make it. So say, what do I have you to? But I'm not eating come, though. That's what I'm trying to say. I haven't eaten come in 25 years. You fucking idiot.

I will if you can get me a sitcom. Do you know anyone that can... I'll suck down a whole pint of it. Um... It got you that upset to picture me sucking dick. Wow! Don't worry, I was always in a blackout. Dick, wow. Don't worry, I was always in a blackout. I really was. I just tried to numb it, especially with my father. That was so.

You know, I was molested in fat camp. If anything, we'll keep you fat. It's being molested in fat camp, but we'll get into that, on another show, we'll get into that in a fat camp fundraiser. I'll do all fat camp material. It was fine, there were no top bunks. You know, I hate myself so much. I really do. I make myself nauseous.

That's how much I hate myself. That I get physically nauseous when I speak sometimes. Anyway, so I sent my mom a picture of the baby in a blow-up duck. I can't say this. A bathtub. It was so cute. She was just sitting there in a bathtub.

And my mother writes back, this is not even a joke. I love that dick. And I was like, does my daughter-what-er have a dick? Like, I don't, I mean, I'm not the one that changes her a lot, because I'm like the guy, you know what I'm saying? I can't, but I know, I think my mom writes dick a lot, because normally, if you write dick, it ends up being ducked. Do you understand where I'm going with this?

It was so fucking crazy. I understand where I'm going with this. It was so fucking crazy. Today, has anyone ever watched, you just, ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no This is why I'm so fucked up. It is so traumatic for me to watch my mother with my baby. She's like, ah! Ah! Like the baby's like in the corner. Ah! Ah!

My mother's like, ah! Say mama! And it's not shocking that I've tried to numb myself. Like I am traumatized. Some of you are still stuck on that, we're two women that have a baby. And I wanna tell you, I know some of you think we're trying to make her gay. I know that, and that's true.

That is all that we have focused on since the second she was born, is to try and make her a lesbian. So we've been taking her to a lot of softball games. We bought her a tool belt and we named her Ellen. Oh. Do you guys have kids? No, that's why you're laughing so much.

You look so, you seem so free. Every day, I'm like, what the fuck was I thinking? Do you feel like that? I mean, she's the cutest thing in the world, but I can't, it's a lot. It's a lot of fucking attention. I am very selfish, so it's a lot. And I have to acknowledge her. Like, I don't want, like sometimes I just want to walk past her and be like, eh, like nothing, you know, but I have to be like, I don't, I want someone to do that to me. I want somebody to be like, hi, you want a cookie? Like, I want, I don't think my mother ever looked me in the eyes when she held me.

I don't, I don't feel that connection. I feel like that's why I, I, I only do X to see when I go see my family because it makes me love them. The last time I did it, I ended up motorboding my anchilla. Some of you look sharp. She was sitting, Shiva. It was so disrespectful. It was, I love you. You're so great. You have such a great laugh. Do you get high? Really?

Are you sober? No, I'm not. Are you okay? I mean, I don't... Okay, so you just... You can drink responsibly. You've never had a drink. These people amaze...

These people. I'm talking... I know. Really? Well, I know some people who've never had a drink. I don't really get what that is. I don't, like, I'm like a fucking vacuum. Like, if this got me high, I would be knowing on it right now.

During the show, I would be knowing on this. I would shove it inside. I'm not kidding. I would, that was really crazy what you just said, that you would shove it inside of you. But that was really, the problem is, is that Danielle constantly says we have to connect to have sex. What does that even mean? I just don't feel connected.

I'm like, if you don't connect with me soon, I'm gonna connect with seven other people. I don't know what to close with. I feel... I feel unsafe. I do. I feel emotionally unsafe right now. All right, I really do. I feel scared that I don't...

You're so... So many of you are so great. You're so aware. It's... It's in some of your like, what the fuck is happening right now? And that makes me so turn it makes me horny to see your fucking face just just really I took my nephew I'll leave you on this

because he's a kid so this will fucking be kid material. I took a borrow my sister's kid for this joke. I took my nephew this is is true, I took him to lunch, and I said, Bryce, you have to come in the bathroom with me. He's like, I don't want him, Jesse. I don't want that. He had a list, he's just fucking, I don't want him, I don't want him. Like, fucking.

Anyway, so I didn't want him to either, because I'm peeing, and he's just standing, we're in this tiny stall, and he's that awkward age, and he's staring at my crotch. She's like, rushing me. You know what I mean? I'm going as, because I'm big. And I'm in this tiny stall.

I'm going as fast as I can. There's like shit flying everywhere. I don't even know, not shit. But you know what I'm saying? Like stuff flying everywhere. And he goes like this. I swear, he goes, and Jesse, you have a funny looking penis. Isn't that adorable?

I'm like, you should see the one in my drawer. Oh my God, that one looks like a black menorah. Okay. You're adorable. I love you all. Thanks for coming tonight. Thank you so much. Give it up for your host.

Thank you. That's a good turn to everybody. Let her hear it. Come on. That was great, huh? Not a lover. Hey, I've got some exciting news, ladies and gentlemen. Our opening act, Rich Voss.

Recently just signed up for classes at UCB. Way to say it man, another two semesters. You join the show tonight. God these folks are funny. This next comedian you Gidears, podcast on Riot Guests Everybody. It's called Misery Loves Company. Very, very funny man.

Kevin Brennan, let him hair it. Kevin. Let's go before that. Thank you, rock. Here we go for Ron. All the other acts. I want to show, right? What a show.

It's some show, right? I'm off to a hot start. Anyway, I got kids. I got two kids. I'm one of 10 kids. Could you imagine I'm in 10 kids? Because I have two kids. I want to fucking kill myself. Like, I'm through to wake him. My son will be like in 10 kids? Because I have two kids. I want to fucking kill myself, you know?

Like, I'm through to wake him up, so I'm gonna be like, Dad, what do you want to do to him? Like, drink bleach. What do you want to do? What do you want to do? Kids are annoying. And my parents said,

10, Irish Catholic, any Irish people here? They always say the lock of the Irish. What's that skin cancer and little dicks? Cause, cause I'm blessed. We did a 10 kids we never got enough to eat. My mom was talking about adopting,

and we already had 10. I said, go ahead adopt them. I'm gonna fucking eat them. I hope he's Chinese, because they're delicious. I'm gonna call my brother Yum-Yam. We just take showers. You guys ever take a shower with your brother growing up? No, you know what? Because you're not supposed to.

We're five brothers in a shower, like gay porn. That'll mess up your head later on live. I feel like girlfriend's like, let's take a shower to get Valentine's Day. I'm like, I'm not going in there unless my brothers are here, because you're a fucking freak. Do you laugh at anything you just fucking stare? She's like, put me up front, I never laugh. I'm sure they like a challenge.

Not at all. Anyway, so more. So I got two kids, a four year old and an eight year old, and they're okay kids, you know. Oh, you love them, you know, but not proud. You know what I mean? I don't know. Plus now they curse, which is, like I'm supposed to get mad because they curse, but they always curse at the right time,

so I never get mad because I'm always impressed with their aptitude. The other day we're all in a car as hung and hoisted on my other driver, my son from the back seat goes, fuck. So I started laughing because it's funny, right? And my wife's like, that's not funny.

I'm like, it's funny. I'm a professional. It's pretty solid. I know rich boss. I know people Bobby Kelly. Now he's cursing in sentences, which is cool because he's only four, you know. One day I forgot he was looking at goes, that's fucking beautiful. So my wife goes, dang, you know, that's a bad word and he goes, that's fucking beautiful. So my wife goes, dang, that's a bad word. And he goes, beautiful, I'm like good for you. Don't let her fucking get inside your head.

It's ugly, it's ugly in there. My wife's Hispanic, and he has Hispanic women here. That's the kitchen, but you know, almost. Spanic women are sexy, right? Because they got the big booty and the beautiful skin. But I noticed, ever since Jay look him on scene with a great ass, everyone in the big ass now, she thinks she's sexy, no matter how fat she is. Have you ever noticed that? And they all say the same thing.

I'm like, yeah, I got some junk on my trunk. I'm like, you got some junk in your neck, so. I also have some junk in your ankles, so you might want to drive by the junk yard. Let's see if they're buying, because you should be selling. Yeah, or fat fuck. I'm glad, no, my point is, my wife says, because I'm Irish,

I don't want white kids getting all sunburned on me, right? You got to mix up the colors. Plus, biracial kids are good luck. And you see it all the time in New York City, right? You walk down and street see like a white dude and an Asian woman, their butt ugly is shit, maybe he's beautiful, kids. And you're looking, you see it all the time in New York City, right? You walk down street, you see like a white dude and an Asian woman, their butt ugly, is shit, maybe he's pitiful of kids. And you're like, oh my God, by cross-bin or ugliness,

they created like a little miracle, you know? It's like multiplying negative numbers, somehow. So somehow, somehow it becomes positive, you know? And don't worry, Asian people love that joke because it's about them and has math in it. So they couldn't... Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- Sometimes he's four and goes to bed and his bed. He wakes up a couple hours later. He don't want to sleep by himself, so he gets into my bed. So when I come home, he's in my bed, like cock block of me, and I got to sleep in his chuchu bed.

But I'm not getting laid. So my friend, he has kids, he goes, you know, you do jump a bear with your wife and have sex with your wife, your son's still sleeping. I'm like, I'm not gonna do that. And then I say, I'm done, I sound weird, cause he's only four.

I'm gonna wait till he's older, and then I'm gonna fucking beat that pussy up! Plus you can't. Plus kids have no money, right? Ron was talking about how they have no money. It costs like $250,000 that's a new survey. $250,000 that raised the kid. I don't have that much money.

I'm not even close anyway. So, but I got to buy a bed the other day. I went to buy a bed, bed, bath, and beyond. They don't sell beds at bed bath, beyond. Did you know that? I didn't know that from the name of the fucking store. I thought they would have a bed at bed bath, right? So I'm looking for a bed for a half an hour.

We're finally just asked the guy, I go, where the bed is, because we don't sell beds. I'm like, it's a bed of bed bath for me, all right? So I'm looking for a bed for a half an hour. Apparently just asked the guy, I go, where are the beds? Because we don't sell beds. I'm like, it's a bed bath for me, and he goes, yeah, we fucked up, you know, so. I'm like, is there a beanie? He goes, there's no beanie. Everything's right here with the chip clips.

It's called acting. I thought maybe I'd impress her with my acting. Anyway, so plus kids, are there any teachers here? By the way, teacher. Did you have to jab off today? Did you fucking work? Look, I was able to a lot of days off. Before you have kids, you're like, holy shit up today? Did you fucking work? Look, I was able to do a lot of days off.

Before you have kids, you're like, holy shit, they're very heroic people. Then once you have kids, you're like, holy shit, they get a lot of days off, you know? Especially in New York, right? With all these fucking Arab holidays, you know what I mean? Any Arabs here? They told me to ask. Anyone. I got stopped for being an Arab. I think I stopped for being an Arab, but I had a backpack. If you have a backpack that cops can grab you because you might have a bomb on your backpack,

you know, if you go into the subway, so to grab me, I said a cop, I look like a terrorist. And the cop goes, we got to randomly select people. I said, randomly select the Arabs. You know what I mean? I mean, to be fair, they're doing all the shizzle, you know? The cop's like, so that's racist. I'm like, it's okay, I'm racist. I'll take the heat for this one. But anyway, the teachers, plus teachers may always try to make you feel bad.

I was talking to my daughter's teacher. My daughter's eight. Her teacher goes, she's not the best speller right now. I'm like, I'm not worried because we're going to get her an iPhone. iPhone's an excellent speller, you know what I mean? So, there's anything else she can't do that the iPhone can do, how she would maps. Because I think they have a map map. But they don't want to do their homework because they come home. Like when I was growing up, we didn't have all these fucking Netflix and all this shit

to watch when we came home. So my kids never want to do homework. Right? Am I right? And Netflix. Netflix, Netflix is ridiculous because they don't even want to get out of a job, right? They just want you to stream all day until you're fucking homeless or whatever. I started watching, walking dead on Netflix.

That was a mistake, because I, the first, that was a great show, but the first time I watched it, it's very addictive. So the first time I watched it, I watched like 10 episodes in a row, because one ends, the next one starts 20 seconds later, and that's some time to make a clear head decision. My wife walks downstairs, it's like four in the morning,

I'm sitting at the dark watching the show, she's like, oh my God, you're still watching this shit? I'm like, help me. I've been bit. You don't get enough sleep, you don't, we fight all the time, we had sex together, because you don't get enough sleep, because the kids We fight all the time, we had sex together. Because you don't get enough sleep, because the kids wake up whenever they want,

and then you can't get back to sleep. They go right back to sleep, those prick. We fight all the time, we had sex, the other night we got on top of the fight, because I groaned during sex, like an idiot. And my wife said, you like that? I said, yeah, she said, what else you like?

I said a clean kitchen. She's a slob, but I'm not kidding, and it's fucking annoying. Oh, it's annoying, because she's a spatic, and I thought they kept she clean like at the hotel. The Marriott. Tell the PTA about that one. But you drink more when you have kids. Don't you?

As soon as I got about, you just start drinking, right? You're just so happy that finally I'm bad, But you drink more when you have kids. Don't you? As soon as I go to bed, you just start drinking, right? You're just so happy they're finally in bed, but sometimes I don't stay in bed. That's annoying. Sometimes like 20 minutes later, you see one of the heads around the corner. And you're like, you motherfucker. I swear to God. It's better be good.

You know better be like a real monster in your room. I don't want to hear. I thought I heard a monster, Jared, from subway, but every in your room. I don't want to hear. I thought I heard a monster, Jared, from subway, but every in your room. Where the foot long. All right, that's it from me. Thank you very much, back to Ron Vannington. Ridge boss should have headlined. Ridge boss is your headliner.

Gavin Brown and everybody, let him hear it. Gavin Brown and I let him hear it. Gavin Brown and I'm so funny. Hey, Bobby Kelly also wanted to know that both Kevin and Keith Robinson have donated their payment tonight to that little girl, Mackenzie Bennett. That's wonderful. And Rich Voss only needs three more people for a bringer show at Danger Fields. If you were available at Danger Fields on the 13th, give them the name boss. Isn't that nice though? Some of those guys are giving their money to the kid. Isn't that wonderful? I on the other hand have cab fare. I'll leave it to you guys. Does this money go to the kid? Or does this money go to Coke maintenance?

That's fucking terrible. You really are from the Bronx. All right, we're all set up. Let's bring the comedians back up here. You guys ready to get a chance? Rich boss, everybody! The man! I got a good money back. Rich boss everybody the man

Yeah, no Keith Robinson Jessica Kursin where are you darling? Just oh Fuck there you are And Kevin Brandy, come on, folks! Can I give half of my money back? Give it all, man. I will. I didn't know. I'm giving it to mine, even though it's a fucking benefit. Put that money in, Rich. Everybody put that money in. My money's good. I'm putting it in. Are you kidding me? Do I look down for that? I'm also going to throw it. I'm also gonna throw in three of my new CDs. That you can get on iTunes, Rich Boss 5.

I thought it was Rich Boss V. Yeah, well, it's 5 RV, it's my fifth CD. Okay. Hit the billboard charts. That's all I got. Now, Rich, you got the most kids of everybody who's been playing with you. I'm gonna throw it in the middle of the night.

I'm gonna throw it in the middle of the night. I'm gonnaboard charts. That's all I got. Now, Rich, you got the most kids of everybody here. Yes, because I had the best sperm. Yes. Yes. I have three kids, and I love them all. They're the fucking day. They know you love your kids. Well, it's what you got to explain for. I love them all. We fucking now? All right, relax. I'm sorry, but it upset me. Numb DMC? Oh. Oh. Oh, fuck that.

They call him dumb. Oh, shit. What do you call him? D.M.C? Numb. Numb. Numb. You fucking asshole.

Well, can you tell him your story, at least? Don't even know your fucking story. Okay, tell him your story at least. Don't even know your fucking story. This is the first, this, what? They don't know your story. Tell him about your surgery. Am I a surgery? Oh, whatever it was called. He didn't have surgery.

I know he had a situation. This is the first time I see him laugh that much. I don't, I'm being a c-shit. This is the first time I see him laugh that much. I don't know. I'm doing C shit. I'm DM's. That's a fuck. What were you saying about my kids? Fuck your kids. That's what I said.

That's not how I raise them. Hey, Rich. What's that? Mackenzie Bennett, the young sick girl said, keep your fucking money. She doesn't want your fucking money. The sick girl. He turned it, she doesn't want to get tied in with it, she said. I don't know.

She thinks there's a paper trail Are you guys ready to answer some questions from some of the people in the audience about does everybody here feel like they're a good parent though? He's in no, yes, yes I mean sometimes yeah, no, I think I'm a good parent. Yeah, yeah, no, 100% wrong. I mean, sometimes. Yeah. No, I think I'm a good parent. Yeah. And you do a dirage?

Well, with my first two kids, my third one, I'm kind of done. No, be... You're exhausted. Well, I hear something. My first two kids, listen, I helped raise them because I was divorced. My parent, my wife, ex-wife had them at nights and I had them at a day. And I had them all. But now with Bonnie, she's with the daughter.

And she's really, you know what I mean? She spends more time with my daughter than I do, because I'm on the road. You know, I do. Is she the dad? I do. No. No, I'm on the road doing, you know.

I'm doing big clubs as a hemorrhag. And... Why don't you plug Bonnie's dates too while you got out? Are you on the subject? No, but I think, yeah, I don't think I'm a good dad because I come from a broken home and I do digs out. Oh. Stop! Stop! You don't know, you don't know.

You dig what your parents exact opposite of what my parents did. So they weren't crackheads? No, yeah. See, here's the thing. Boss did the exact opposite of his parents, and he ran towards the Nazis. Oh shit. So being from a broken home, it was tough for you to know how that parent, right? No, no, I just knew that in life you have to break the chain of dysfunction. Oh, Jesus Christ.

Listen, listen. Listen, when you guys start going to meetings and you'll know, you call two out of three my kids'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it.

I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to be a fan of it. I'm not going to way you did. Well, because, no, here's like... You dress like a bluesful cigarette. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Suddenly I call him dumb DMC. Rum, numb DMC. It's classic. Shut up, kid. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Fuck out. I can use both hands. You shut up.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. All right. Wait a man, I got this Towntown from town before he gets the Neil Go ahead and told me Mean Yeah, fuck Neil that's your brother man. Yeah, I got a lot of fuck the hell. That's your brother, man. Yeah, I got a lot of brothers. Don't worry about it. Alright.

This is uncomfortable and we need to... No, no, no, no. This is perfect. Now, part of this is some of these folks. Raise your hand if you have a question for anybody, anybody on the panel. This lovely young lady, yes, what's your question? Yeah, it's a microphone.

I want to know what the craziest thing you've experienced is a woman as a comic. I can't hear you, I'm so sorry. What's the craziest thing you've experienced is a woman as a comic. Yes, as a woman comedian. That's a chick, as a woman to me. Yeah. That's a chick as a lady. It's a wonderful time for women in comedy. I keep reading. Yes, Amy's doing great.

Probably when I had a bottle thrown at me. Yeah, yeah, I had a bottle thrown at me. Was it what? A guy? I can't understand you. What you said? What? I wasn't a fan.

I was a very... I've got some man just to be like my mom. We know what man it was. What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? You guys are horrible. I just want to talk about it. I'm going to give my other check to Keith. Whatever check. What ever check if they give me the give me cap fair You're so yeah, probably I yeah, there are girls you're married What I can still say to talk girls. Where are they?

Who to a bottle at you? I was at the improv of a club owner Some French guy did one joke and he just took a bottle and threw it at me and I picked it up and turned it over and threw it back at him. And it missed. He ducked. No, he ducked and I hit a Swedish girl in the shoulder. That's totally, she's like, ah! She started screaming. It was horrible. It was bad. Yeah, but really every day is horrible. It was bad. Yeah, but really every day is horrible. I'm serious. There's not. That's not true. You're very funny, though.

It's horrible for you, even for you. Yeah, I'm miserable. Oh, but not in comedy, though. You're happy when you do comedy, right? No, I'm happy when I'm on stage, but that's the only time. Okay. So put a stage in your house. I should. It's a simple solution.

Yeah, really. Works out well. Put your hand in the air for next person who's got a question. Come on. Don't be like this. A little girl has brain cancer. Your question's help. You got one back here.

All right, back here. What's your name? Hey, man, it's Matt. What's the funniest or funnest? Yeah, what's the funnest moment you've ever had with your kids? Uh, spin the bottle. Oh, that's it. There's no winners there. I was just going to throw that bottle at you right now. Rich, thanks for taking a minute to not attack Keith for having a stroke. We all appreciate

that. I didn't attack you. He did. I was sticking out of you. He said, no, D. and C. Oh, appreciate that. Fucking asshole. I didn't attack you. He did. I was sticking out. He said, no, D&C. Oh, that was an accident. And when I announced that I had a stroke on stage, this cock suckered clapped. That's true, right? At the Patrice benefit? No. What a terrible place to do it, too.

It's supposed to be a sensitive night. I bet that the audience was driving here tonight gone. I hope these guys are okay with doing stroke material. So fresh after Keith had one. And in the air, come on. Hi, I got one over here. Yeah, I'm right. Renee, it's over here. On this other side.

Okay. What is the youngest age that's okay to call your son an asshole? That's a good question. How old is your son, by the way? 17. He's definitely an asshole. He's been an asshole for years. That's father.

I have daughter, so I call them cunts. Oh. Oh. Too soon. Keep the check, Rich. Keep the fucking chat. All right, one more question. We have time.

I got another here. What's your name? Shannon. Shannon. What advice would you give a couple that doesn't have kids? Don't do it. No. No, you got to.

You got to experience it. It's amazing. I have some kids. I would say, like with us, it's good to have kids because we can make jokes out of it for the rest of you. I don't know. I don't know what you get out of it. They can bring you together or teriopart. That's the truth. They can make you much closer or it can be horrific situation.

And make sure you share that with the children too. When they're all there, tell them they ruin your life. Yeah, and you've torn us apart. Because you're jumping on the bed Here's your tip too if you if you come on your wife's chest Make sure you clean it off before you leave the room What What are you talking about?

Fuck is wrong with you man. They pack it in. You need help, you really? What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Because that fucking sperm is still usable. Ladies and gentlemen, rich boss. He's Robinson. Jessica Kurson. Kevin Brandon Folk. Robert Kelly who put this all together. There he is.

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