Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - VIDEO: YKWD Live at NYC Podfest

Episode Date: May 28, 2016

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Con Fireballs, sabes que la fiesta será épica. Ignite the night! ¡Gun fireballs! Disfruta de un consumo responsable. 33 grados. OK, guys. Robert Kelly, I'm saying it.

He's a terrible comic and an even worse podcast host. ¡Welcome to the funniest podcast! I'm the planet bird. Be a claustrophic The micass I'm sure I've already said should I regret can I get a microphone? That was trying to keep it like a comic can I have a bunch of guys on it's just us sitting down And sometimes it's hilarious sometimes it's no's no directions. I love doing it

My podcast is pop who I might affect somebody's life. You never know. Yeah, you're next What's up? what's up? Are these mics on? Can you hear us? Turn the monitors up, we can't hear ourselves. Can you guys hear us? Are these monitors work? Can you turn the monitors up a little bit? This looks like the worst Comic-Con panel in the history. Of course, you're a fucking voice bellows. Monitored is up a little bit this looks like the worst Comic-Con panel in the history Fucking of course you're fucking voice bellows. I'm sorry that I have the first

What are you fucking Janus Papa's taking the mic out of the stand? Yeah, dude, all right, let's Yeah, dude, all right, let's introduce this there. We go. That sounds better Let's welcome to show first of all you know, you know what dude podcast live Thank you to Podcast Fest. Podcast for having us out. Bobbi. Bobbi. Bobbi. Bobbi.

Bobbi. Bobbi. Bobbi. Bobbi. Lewis is going to run for president one day. He's going to fucking win, too. He wasn't born here. Jump in, jump.

Jump in, jump. Jump in, jump. Jump in, jump. Jump in, jump. Jump in, jump. Jump in, jump. That one isn't... It's not taking. All right, so I...

Thank you for coming out. This is gonna be real quick, an hour show. You know, you guys who listen, it's usually two hours with fucking crazy. It's an hour show. Ooh. Let me introduce everybody right now. We got Joe List, aka the truth. Lewis J Gomez, aka the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake. Rattlesnake, Rattlesnake.

We got Dan Soda, AK, monster voice. Monster voice. Monster voice. Wow, Jesus. We have the greatest comic ever to walk the planet Earth. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Chris Scopo. Yeah. Chris Scopo.

And we have, of course, I'm talking about the great Conor Quinn Chris Scopo! Yeah! He's the problem. Yeah. And we have, of course, I'm talking about the great colloquine everybody. Give it up for colloquine. Oh. Oh. Who wore a suit tonight for some fucking reason. Oh, fuck. Bob, you can die at any moment.

Oh, me? Yeah, that's why we're a suit. Here you go. Well, the first one with the bomb bandana. There you go. I give you a racist bandana too. Just cause you're Puerto Rican. It's called the chink danna.

Lewis, that's why you got it. Lewis, hit him with the cake shop bit. Oh yeah. Bobby chose this place because I thought they sold cakes. Ha ha. Really? You're gonna give him that, you fox suckers? That should have been more.

We got Chris Gopo, we got Lauren, we got Deepu, the motherfuckers that put it all together. I don't know, we didn't give Deepu a chair. No, we didn't be on front of the stage. Deepu's got a chair. I said Deepu, when he came, and I barely like, remembered it because I met him once. I could tell he was like, so hard.

I was like, hey, what's up? And he's like, hey, how you doing? He thought it was like, old home week for me and him, but it wasn't. I, uh, we, uh, we, uh, we, at the beginning of the thing, we actually played a clip of, uh, of, uh, the podcast to actually, what was it? What was it? What's the name of this brother? Chamber boy, Chamber boy. Let your load flow. And you, you got a spider on your fucking, dude, you got a fucking spider. Oh shit

See that's why we bankers don't come down to the lower your side Dude there was a fucking spider. I'm afraid of spiders. That's how much I fucking love you I just grabbed it and didn't kill it because his vegans here and I don't want to fucking offend any you fucking hipsters I don't want to fucking offend any of you fucking hipsters. Ugh. Ugh. Fuck now, my hand. Can I say Lauren is dressed way too hot for this panel. What are you talking about way too hot?

Look at her. It's unfuckin' believable. She looks beautiful. What's wrong with that? Why can't you look at a woman and not fucking make it sexual? Yeah, object, thank you for that. She's objectifying me off of a dressin' like that. Come on, you just upset that you look like a retired X-game

athlete? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why are you sweating more than me by the way? You don't want water on itself. I'm like a fucking asshole. I'm on fire, so I had to put myself out. That's a real chamber boys move.

Well, you guys, you don't know this. Apparently, there was a podcast in an comic, and they did a whole show on how my podcast is the worst podcast in the fucking world But they love dance odor. Yes, of course they do everybody fucking loves day. Here's the reveal. It was all a publicity stunt I hired four out of work target employees To revoke well, they they literally open up the podcast that it. Bobby Kelly is a shitty comedian and a worst podcast host. Can you play it again?

Robert Kelly, I'm saying it. He's a terrible comic. Terrible. And even worse podcast host, okay? This is where I come right here. What's the chick's name? Who is that? Abby was shoot time.

We call her old no chin Abby. But you're all top teeth Abby. You're describing me, Dan. She makes you look like Superman. We're all taking our jackets off. It takes me five minutes. I want to watch it. Stake Mel Gibson when he pops his shoulder out.

Lethah Leaple. Fuck you, Dan. That's my joke. I do that on stage. I do that on stage. Oh, no. Well, she actually said they spent like an hour, fucking an hour just trashing me, fucking me.

I sucked my comedy sucks, everything sucks. And then right in the middle of it, Dan Soda though, he's funny. We like that. It made me feel like shit. It honestly made me feel like shit. It's all over the place. I told you, and I told you, I felt bad. I was that likeable. You you felt worse if they said that hated you

No, I would have liked it. No, I think it's a whole new crop of really perceptive comedians and they're coming Joe looks like at any moment he could be handed an acoustic guitar for a performance he could be handed an acoustic guitar for a performance. I feel like it feels like a piano thing. And you can tell that. Joe, can you not get some fire in the rain real quick? This is your song. It may be quite simple, but... That was actually a acoustic Joe.

That was actually pretty good. Yeah, I know. You look like you're fucking turning pale. You're all right? I don't water myself up. I know, but your fucking skin is getting wider. He's having a real ass panic attack. Hopefully it gets wider after we can be friends.

I want to introduce him to my mom. So anyways, they trashed me for an hour and I think it was around an hour. I mean, I'm a fucking. We have some clips. Play a clip, Deepu. You know what, dude. It's been going on for like six years and it is absolutely terrible.

Okay? He's just like, he's not funny. He's not funny. And he's like, he's just producing this debacle of a podcast. He can't even get his guests in and see that without it being a mess. Thank you, Deepu. That last part's true.

Yeah. Well, that's the thing. They do make a bunch of really good points, but they don't have the fucking right. What the fuck are you talking about? We can make those points to you. So listen, first of all, first of all, the episode they picked was hilarious.

It was an episode with Anthony Cumia, who was on OPEN Anthony. Okay, the week, I think the month he got fired for saying racist tweets, I had a podcast with him and all black comedians. But I didn't reveal that. I sat him down and I brought each comedian out one by one. It was really bad. He had him in cages. It was fucked up.

Just wheeled him out. Lewis, what the fuck? You can't let the bidding start. He sw's good. Yeah! Dude, this one's so strong. Dude, look at this one's shoulders, dude! LAUGHTER

That was a great premise for a show. That was fuck you, dude. I... So I brought them all out at one by one, and he was, he fucking was definitely a little nervous But it was fun. It was great and we got to the fight. We talked about all the shit that happened and they took that episode Like that's what I do every week bring people out of a fucking closet one by one like your Johnny Carson What's that like your Johnny Carson? They said that. Can I have that? Not that one. Yeah, give me it.

Yeah, yeah. That old Johnny Carz and Bid. You're a favorite tighter on your neck. What's that? I think it's a little too late and you know that. And you're just trying to get me to repeat my jokes. A little bomb and then you'll throw the thing at me. I know your tricks.

No way. No one is pod for your tricks. By the way, Bobby Kelly's loopers in the front row. I wish I was that in shape. Fucking 59 year old guy, he's got a fucking ab. I'm gonna pass out up here, it's so fucking hot. But we were talking about it, it's weird, like when we were talking about it, it's that it's like how the fuck can you spend an hour on like I don't give a fuck, you can hate me, hate my comedy. Thank you. Thank you. Are we all done here?

Let's go home. Oh. Even hate the podcast. But, I mean, you can't, to spend an hour on it, it's like, you know, like you said, do you have that much fucking great material as a stand up comic to fucking trash another comic

for a fucking hour. Right. I'm fucking leaving. This is like, this feels like- This is the fucking, yeah. But this feels like- They're right, my show fucking sucks. I'm waiting, this is the last fucking YKWD.

Yeah, but this feels like that Alan Ierson press conference where you're like, you wanna talk about practice? Yeah, Bob, have you heard her stand up? I have not Do we have a stand up? Tell me you have heard of that. Do you have clips of her stand up? I can YouTube it. Are you fucking kidding me? You didn't pull that stand up. I'm glad you're sitting on the floor Play another clip play another clip play your favorite clip deepu he has to face mecca and you don't have spaces in the in this tiny production. That's the line of the show. Write that down, Lauren.

And you don't have space in this tiny production room, and he's introducing like six or seven people at a time. We got to watch them all come in and file in, and it's like Birdman show. It's like Birdman show. It's just absolutely terrible. I don't get the Birdman reference. I don't get the Birdman reference.

Yeah. It's like he's putting on the best picture film. I want to so crowded about bird man What was the big scene in Berlin where they crowded in but why is it bad to have a small studio? Yeah, that was hurtful. I don't call for yeah, they're doing it. Why she's out in hipster some skew apart long Island city Yeah, it's true. She's some retired muffled. Oh I thought she was gonna come. Chamber's ball. That'd have been great.

She's here! She's here! She can fold her bones like a rat and come through the wall. That sounds like a snapple fact that you recently read. You're trying to push into the conversation? Maybe I did learn that while I was drinking a Kiwi strawberry snapple. Well, I don't know, play another clip. I thought it fascinating how much time.

So, I mean, obviously you have this many people on mics. And so his whole thing is that he builds it as like a comic hang. So there's no topics, there's no, it's just like chaos. But, and so that turns into everybody down the game. Oh, I see. Terrible and laughing and just like talking over one another. That's the classic podcast mistake.

Is where you think, I'm funny. I'm really funny. Tell us what the classic podcast mistake. Is where you think, I'm funny. I'm really funny. We're gonna fuck tell us what the classic podcast mistake is, Motherfucker, I wanna fist fight all of them, including the girl. I want an awesome handicap, man. You knew I was gonna go to that. I knew I was gonna get beat.

Dude, I'll fuck it. I'll warm up on the girl, and then I'll go to the guys. We're gonna podcast, everyone's gonna love it. They're gonna listen to it. We're just gonna bullshit, no bullshit. We're gonna just fucking's gonna love it. They're gonna listen to it. We're just gonna bullshit no bullshit We're gonna know just talking about that My tongue more more Just people talking over it, but this is probably the way it's probably a good thing like the way of the future podcast fudes This is Lewis is for the lowest go as invented podcast. Oh, yeah, it's a great guy as invented podcast wars

What the fuck with the Jay, it's not catching. Yes, it is. Not you. Sir, do you know Lewis Jay Gomez? Exactly. Who knows Lewis Jay Gomez? All right, well, well, wrong question. Who likes Lewis Jay Gomez?

OK, now, that was less. Now who thinks Louis J. Gomez is gonna make it in comedy? Alright, so it went down and down. That was a realistic... Who unsubbed me the J.S.N.s for Jose O'One? Colin, if you start a podcast, we are going to podcast war. You're always itching to go. You know, actually me and Colin start a podcast, we are going to podcast war. You're always itching to go.

Actually, me and Colin had a podcast. I know. We were, we actually did podcasting. Before anybody told me about podcast. Bobby told me podcasting like just like 10 years ago. I mean, I mean, honestly, God, we invented this fucking. Well, one of those. I just got on the line. Those little mini tape recorders

no it was a thing called gcast i've said it's a it was an app called gcast you got a phone number you called into the phone number you left a message you're supposed to be like five minute message to your fans and then you give that number out they could call and hear the message you're losing them the message you're losing them. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm really, I'm, I'm, I'm really, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I I just got to sleep. So you... She's absolutely right. I fucking stink. So you call in.

I would actually call the number three-way him in, and we just call it like a half hour, 45 minutes, right? Who was the third? Who was the third? The number. You'd call the number. The voicemail. Yeah. 45 minutes right? Who was the third? Who was the third? The number. You'd call the number. The voicemail. Yeah.

So, a voicemail would be the third. Bobby did podcasts on an answering machine. Yes! Yes! I fucking did! I invented it! That's what I'm saying! Before! Before every! Bobby! Bobby! But!

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and then we would trash each other. They still don't know who those to last to walk. And then we'd trash each other and make fun of each other. I had hundreds and hundreds of people coming to that site just to read what the awful shit that people would say about me and each other every day. Until Dane actually- You're saying I'll be right in. So you invented Reddit. Jesus. Give me that button down. I invented fucking social media, dude

That's social media. That's what Facebook and Twitter is. Okay, well you leave a message for people that you know Yeah, I'm not going making money off social media What's the voice was that? Oh? So I invented social media. Yes, I stick that in your chamber, boys. We actually had a guy that was going to give us me and Colin, our podcast had 20,000 listeners on this thing. And back, that's 90s money. Yeah.

Wait a minute, but it was number eight, number six was Madonna. The only about a few weeks around. Yeah, there was, there was P.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D was, there's PDD Madonna, Dane Cook, and us. Madonna had a podcast? She did this stoop, this G-cast thing, right? And then- And Vogue, did you see that? Vogue, and Vogue is my favorite band, sorry. So are you doing visuals?

I'm doing Vogue, I know, but it's an audio podcast. There's fucking 100 people in the audience right now, Bob. There's 40, the folks at home. 40 people. Six of them are on stage. There's 30 people. Two of them are bartending. And one's here to blog about how much he hates us.

I'm still trying to think of an end-vogue song. Never gonna get it. Never gonna get it. Never gonna get it, never gonna get it. Never gonna get it. Never gonna get it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Describing scum.

Ooh. Ooh. What? Sorry. Two story. I had to pick somebody and he just had a special and Lewis has mad at me and- Well, I also scoped-

Scum will do that Carson bit earlier, so it was a great- So we had a guy call us up and we was gonna give us $5,000 a week to do this show. This is a five back then before, this is before, $5,000 a week is a lot now. What are you talking about?

Yeah. Why did you take that? To you too, shut up. That's a quarter of a million dollars a year if I'm not mistaken. That's a ton of money for a podcast. It's a lot of money and I was with it, but guess who wasn't? Dean Cook. The answering machine.

Tell him about the conversation. The guy goes, can I just talk to you and call him? I was like, yeah, so I get called and he's like, no, I'm not doing it. I could just hear the guy and he goes, all right, fine. We call the guy up. The guy is, he goes, hey, I'm cooking dinner for my kids right now. Can I just give you the pitch real quick? And he's like, I'm a big fan.

Call and goes, yeah, nah, I'm good. I'm like, I start laughing because I know he had a mood swing and he just fucking said fuck it and pulled the rip cord. The guy goes, no, I just, you know, I won't cook dinner. I'll just give you the pitch. And he's like, nah. Fuck my kids, my kids don't have to eat. That's basically what it did. Quinn's like, nah. Fuck my kids, my kids don't have to eat. That's basically what he did.

Quinn's like, nah, I'm good, thanks. It's not happening. And he hung up. Call him. Bobby should be over it any day now. I don't know. Deepu, feel free to say anything. Oh.

Oh. I'm sorry, I did. Play a clip of the Chamber, boys. Yeah, play another Chamber. A.K.A. the dance odor fan club. Yeah, next week. And there's a guy, Derosa. What happened?

This is about Derosa. Oh, bro. Bring the Derosa. Let's go. Let's go. And there's a guy, Derosa, who they always talk about, who they hate hate who I think

is a common who used to be on the show that is a main takeaway from watching us even talk about having four months yeah, here's the they listen to one episode right and

then derosos mention this bitch is just an open my comic who doesn't understand who anybody is and what they try to do is because they isolated the clip and posted it as Bobby Kelly as a terrible podcast.

They're trying to just get traction off of people clicking on it. They're doing some clickbait, faggot, horse shit. They did a good job, boy. You had to accept the effort. Yeah, you had us and then you said, oh really? Because we have an audience I can't say, faggot?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think you just walked yourself through that one. Yeah. Yeah. From the low-reside fuck face. I want to make it out of here.

With a fucking bearded guy beating the shit out of me. Say money cone. You know. The old days. No, I just fucking talk. What you want to play more clips? Can you fucking raise a hand? Every time people want you want to talk, you just play as a clip? Yeah.

Go ahead. No, just fucking talk about that stuff. It's horrible, but it's like that like, like, white girl thing where you're like, you guys were so funny. We should like, totally have a show. Like, why don't we just add together? I'm just like, how the hell?

I'm gonna do the voices! You don't do the voices! Stop it! Actually, I like the voice. It was a good voice. Not a good voice. I mean, it's pretty good. What is her nationality that she says white girls like? She's white. She's white.

She's white also? Yeah, she's white. She's white. She's white. Yeah, she's got like that Anglo-Inbred chin. It sounds like she's describing herself. She's like, it's those white girls that are like, I think I'm funny, but I'm like, that's what you're doing.

Yeah, I'm on a podcast with three guys. I'm going to watch her. I'm not a bitch. Yeah. Are you calling her brilliant? I just let Redne the red. He's like, it's those white girls that are like, I think I'm funny, but I'm like, that's what you're kind of podcast with three guys. I'm gonna watch her.

Meta bitch, she's doing. Yeah. Are you calling your brilliant? I just let Red Met on a Snapple fact. I'm trying to put it in the conversation. That's two Snapple jokes you did. I know, it was a callback, Bob. Well, where's the bandana?

Give it to me. Yeah. I'll take it. Call back your answering machine with your first podcast. I didn't know it was gonna go. I didn't know it was gonna go. I didn't think it was gonna go either, but they hate me apparently they're fucking chain-b-boy fans.

As I was saying, I was like, this is so bad and then they jumped in. I appreciate it. What else you got deep, boom? Those come up to me and they're like, you know, I'm funny. I'm funny. I get beyond stage.

I'm funny. I was like, no, honey, your love life is funny. Your looks are funny. And the last man you had, you had, I'm funny. I was like, no honey, your love life is funny. Your looks are funny. And the last man you had, you were ridiculous. Yeah, but it's like, he said that we're ugly and we don't have sex. I don't have sex.

I don't know. No, no, he's too much his friends. Oh, his friends in the gay community. They hate women more than Louis does. I mean, this is crazy. That's not true. That's not true. That fire burns with the heat of a thousand sons. Louis does. I mean, this is crazy. That's not true.

That fire burns with a heat of a thousand suns. By the way, guys, her Twitter handle is Abby Dubs. No, you don't need to do that. So make sure you get to read. I don't know. You don't need to do that. Abby Dubs. It's because you just gave her fucking 200 followers. Good for you. They're not gonna follow. They're gonna follow. They're gonna. What? They're gonna fucking call her fan. They don't might talk to attack. I don't even look at I don't even want to like I don't even I think I think it's just mean You're not gonna follow. They're gonna follow. They're gonna what? They're gonna fucking call her fat. The go-mites are gonna attack you. I don't even, look, I don't even wanna, like, I don't even, I think it just means spirited.

If you had, look, if you, if you, look, here's a deal. If I did something or said something and you're attacking me for that and you had an actual issue with me, you're just saying, fuck him, fuck his show, and you spent an hour just being mean. Yeah, that's why they fuck his son. I don't do, I don't do this comics that I fucking don't think are funny at all. Priscofo. I would never, fucking set him up for that one.

God dammit. I would never, I would never out them on my show. I would never use the power or whatever of my show to try to get people to not like their stand up because stand up subjectable. I don't know what the fuck. That's not a word. Stand up is subjectable? Is it a word?

That sounds like a frozen dinner. Colin, help me out. Do you guys want the chicken subjectables? Colin, step in and he time you walk, Colin. You know what'd be great if it turned out to be objective. Colin, step in and he'll tell me what Colin. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what? They're right. They're absolutely right. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like by doing crap work. It almost, she's just been waiting. Can I say something? It almost seems like it's something, it's definitely premeditated. Because they tried to make it like, I'm just bringing this up out of the blue. Like, you know what? No, they had clips already pre-shared. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah.

This was, everybody was in a transplant. It was in a parent pussy, not a good attempt, and getting heat on their podcast. Can I say something? That's the one thing that bugged me too. They actually said that there's a gay guy on their podcast. Can I say something though? That's one thing that bugged me too. They actually said that there's a gay guy on the show and he was like, I don't know if I want to, no, not the show, that show.

And he was like, I wouldn't want to go on that show. Like we're a home, like my show's home of phobic. Do you have that clip? Play this clip. I'll kiss him on the lip right now. I will suck this guy. I'm gonna take it easy. My show is the gayest show ever.

It's when I have my gayest shot. Yeah. I mean, we talk. Go ahead, play the clip. I would be afraid to go on that show, I think, only because of like being a homosexual. There are some issues. You think the guys who are like, yo, what fucking told jokes for a living You think that guy maybe is a little bit homophobic. Yeah

The fact that For living a homophobic. Hey guys, I told jokes for a living. I don't like same sex stuff Well, I mean he did say faggot nine times already so hold on hold on. I wasn't talking about the gay guy. I'm talking about the faggot I was talking about the gay guy. I was talking about the faggots. But my show, first of all, my show, I was the first podcast out of my group of guys to have a transgendered woman on it. I had a transgendered show with three transgender women on it. You were trying to come. And I was on that show. You were trying to come. And we...

And I was on that show. You were on that show, right? And I had a baby Jay. You loved it, Jay. Jay McBride, who's a transgender comic, who's hilarious. I was pounding like a gorilla. I... What am I taking your stilo?

I used the word, stilo. Shit! This fuck is like 85. That's all right. you'll just cool down tonight with a nice subjectible. Nice sounds very stings subjectible. First bit's terrible. I knew I was gonna take it down.

He's the damn best. Everybody's gonna bot, shut the fuck up, you're talking over, she's right. I'm taking the pounding tonight, fuck off, okay? My point is this, we had a podcast with two, three gay comics on it, guys, my point is this we had a podcast with a like two three gay comics on it guys who came out correct no two Two two yeah, we have a man on the show. Well, I mean talked about they will you know what's his name?

I don't want to name the name. Yeah, okay. There you go. Well there you go. I guess Talk and I don't know if he wants everybody to, but Tim Dylan, Zach was out. That's not true. Are you blue me in front of fucking 200 people? Front of that is 100% true. And I will say it was amazing. Yeah.

It's like, I take offense to that, that we're homophobic. We're the least, I'm the least homophobic fucking guy around. And our show. And everybody on it, we've had so many discussions about being gay, transgender, and with alpha fucking males, the most alpha males you could fucking imagine. The guys that you're scared of, this fucking savage, sitting next to a transgender girl, and then opening everybody's mind, and we're all friends, and we get along and we laugh and we we we had a great show and he's talking he's just throwing shit out there to get people to know what you do we should time to the back of our pickup

truck and drive him through our town to make a point. For those of you who don't know we collectively own one pickup truck. Let's get him. Well also he said he's afraid. I mean, we're very not non-threatening. Not of you, Joe. No, I wouldn't think so. No, seriously, what are you gonna say?

Seriously? Yeah, what were you saying? Oh, I think that we're non-threatening people. I was being ironic because Lewis is... But he ruined the bit by being threatening in the middle of my fucking death. I thought he was not threatening. Ah! Well, I'll tell you right now,

I think that only was a premeditated. I think there's a leak in your organization. You're saying there's a rat? Uh-oh. Well, someone is just being inside, and it's a disgruntled member of this fucking crew. The one without a chair? It could be anybody.

The worst is asshole was leaking in the back room Yeah, I just know you know, they were just throwing shit out in the wind and and and and I hate that I fucking hate that I hate when you call somebody a homo fob and you don't even know all right Bob. We get it. You know the homo fob Let's move on. I'm 49% gay. Yeah, are you acting like such a queer right now to prove to them something? Deepu has a question You're defending yourself like this is a Senate committee not only that I thought you guys would fucking back me up But you just zingin me with say something your fox. I said a bunch of things By the way, it's no accident that we're using bananas for the bombs because that's a famous gate Wow

We're gonna get a fucking out. It was you know, it's drugs joke. No, that was funny. It was structural. It was funny. It was funny in 78 San Pedro Yeah, good But when it comes to podcasting, people don't care. That's why so much of the stuff out there is absolute shit like this because nobody puts the time into it. Everyone thinks, oh, all I need is a mic and I just need to plug that into my computer and I'm good to go. And then the viewers will just come rolling in.

That's why he never cheers. The viewers is that he is. Now what's watching? Well, that's the one thing they said they were like they're like you know There is no one is listening to his podcast. We have more subscribers than he does no they fucking don't no they don't they have 20,000 Subscribers on their YouTube channel because they had some like prank videos that went viral yeah, but they have 200 plays on each one of their Podcast episodes right this this podcast says like 50 60 70 thousand episode. Right. So they're just wrong about it. They're making shit up. I like the loose that gets down to the numbers.

I'm a numbers guy. Yes. Now, you take that overlay. There's a vent diagram of how it can all relate. And the fact to say my show is not funny, you are out of your fucking mind. They are like the unfunny people at work that you get stuck talking to,

and they wanna tell you a story from the weekend before, and you're like, I fucking wanna quit this job. That's everybody. Okay. Like everybody at work. Okay. Six years. Six years has been.

Hey, do the thing and think if you're gonna push the button, okay? Whoa. Yeah. I really stepped on my furl. Do the thing. Do the thing. That blows my mind. I mean, like, how do we have more subscribers and use on our segments than a professional comedian does who's been doing this for six years

You can't spend no time Notations around professional comedians also Bobby's been doing this for 35 years Sudem for slander Miss information I I really think it's a fucking weird thing. It doesn't make sense to me I mean I'm not even really fucking mad at them because it's not my friends if it was you know You guys who did it or somebody I knew I'd be like what the fuck I Brandy legion of stangs comes up Tuesday God I hate can we get her number does some open open micer as that for her number, right?

Why don't we call her right now on the show? But yeah, but isn't that what they want? Isn't that what they want? They just want to get her. For me to call her fat through the phone in front of a room full of people now. That's not her A-plan, trust me. What if you guys hit it off and you started dating her and this is all how it was you guys met? Yeah.

I believe in love. I think the crowd's getting tired. I just I just I just I just don't understand why you would spend that much time on fucking just trashing me. Well, here's the other thing. There's the thing about young, especially young female comics. They feel very comfortable. They have no respect for like people have been doing it for longer. Like I just have respect for any comic who's been doing it a lot longer than me.

I just kind of have a weird, unseal-cus. Thank you, Lewis. Like what are you talking about? I just feel like it's weird. There's like a hierarchy in comedy and that younger female comics that they don't respect that at all. Like she shouldn't be trashing your standup

when she's doing Bob DeBono, Bringer shows the cent of New York. Paul Bob DeBono. Paul Bob just got a slap in the side. He wasn't even here. It's like Bob DeBono just happy that slap on the side. He wasn't even here. I was like, Bob the Bono just happened to have anybody who knows his name. I just think there's a comic code when you're in this business.

There's a certain code that we go by. Guy code. A guy code. A terrific show. Hey, Guy Cog. Talk about making unfunny guys famous. Yeah, well, I. Talk about making unfunny guys famous. Yeah. Well, I was happy about it. And if you keep this up, I'll take you to Guy Cork.

We're dance sort of a juxtaposition. I can see why they like execution. You're just a fuck you. I just, I think it's like, you know, you just don't talk shit about another comic out in the public. If you don't like somebody, if you don't like their standup, you keep your mouth shut and just let them do their thing. But I don't think they're real comics.

They're not real comics. They're just like open-micers who are, they're getting exactly what they want. It sounds like the one guy's not even a comic. He said, comedian. Two of them aren't comic. I think she's a little bit of a host of the shows and they bring on comics. That checks on the show regularly and the gay guys a comic as well. You really studied the show?

Oh, she's not a chamber bowl yeah dude I spent two full days really getting into it I called Bobby right away and it's like day where's your fucking gum mites and skanks now and then we unleash tell on them nobody even like this podcast wars and he hung up I was like no no no no no no no I was like I was just I've got to take my real ass horn to the top of the mountain. Woo! Go, Mides! Get off your shift at Circle K! Go harass the woman online!

No, but here's the thing. That's the thing. Don't say here's the thing. I hate when you say that. Just say it. Well, I'll put you another episode of Here's the Thing. It was something... The other words that people that start their sentences with something like that.

Yeah. Wow. Give me the bomb, Dana, for Joe. I've got a couple of chuckles. Yeah. I've got a couple of chuckles. There's a couple of... But in podcast, rules of war, haven't you

made a convention? You have rules? Yeah Yeah rules of war you we don't strike first We fucking retaliate and that's what happened here, right? So that's like we're not bullies We're just gonna fucking go out and destroy this pod Yeah, I had a lot a lot of people call me like you know don't they call me up? Yeah, Bobby. I'm gonna we're gonna attack them on Monday and I was like you know all right I don't want to say nothing. I haven't said shit to him yet to attack them on Monday. And I was like, you know, all right. I don't wanna say nothing. I haven't said shit to him yet.

Everybody's like, what are you gonna say? Somebody's like, what the fuck am I gonna say? You don't like me? I don't, I can't make somebody think I'm funny or think my podcast is good. But I just think it's fun. I think it was mean-spirited. I don't think it was real.

I think it was just very mean-spirited to go after my show. Cause look, I have all you fucks on it. I have a lot of new guys on it. And I it's a I think it's a fantastic fucking show to me too and I yeah, I have a lot of The reason why I have a I have a lot of people on because a lot of people want to fucking do it And I don't want to say no. I don't want to say no. I think we strap a bomb to Fistuka and send her in Bobby I'll take a out for you, Bobbi. I'll take her out for you, Bobbi.

My favorite moment was just now when you said that, only have to cry to applaud it. I'll take her out for you, Bobbi. You know what I'm saying, Quinn? I'll do it. You know what I'm saying? I mean, comics, trash, and other comics is fucking out of line, I think. Yeah.

If you're gonna be able to do that, we have to have a little bit of, you know, honor among thieves, then. Other comics you don't like? Plenty. I think. Yeah, if you're gonna be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to Would you ever go on a fucking show? Now, never. Why? Because it's low class. Could you expand on the, are you hot? Hot. I said it's low class. I mean, you like a fucking lawyer. I know, but saying low class says it all, why would I go and fucking run my mouth for five minutes

when I give you the perfect succinct answer? Because I got a fucking 200 people here. We got 14 moments left. It's 35. What? 35? Yeah. Yeah. Fucking speak. 35. Jesus. Yeah. What Dan does. What would Macho Man say about this, Dan? Stop trying to bait me into this. They brought this up on the chamber boys. What? What? You're Macho Man? That Lewis just makes fun of my character. I don't make fun of them. I love them. That was Joe DeRosa that made funny a character. Joe DeRosa is a faggot. No, that was yup.

We stopped this fucking thing. You got money going. We just fucking doing it in an accent. So it sounds better. You don't tell him, man. You can get away with a lot of stuff. You do voices. Yeah.

Oh yeah, he sucks a lot of dick. He's taking it like berserk as seo. That's all you gotta do. Dress it up. They can't not do that. No, Louis bit me into that. He knows how to get me into it. Final, there's some more obscure.

What would the Brooklyn Brawler say about this thing? One, two, three, I don't know. That's not like, Kant Chocula. That's not Kant Chocula. It's the count from Sesame Street. Well, whatever. 34 minutes. Joe looks like a wife waiting to go home.

You're out of work. You're out of work. The function and she's like, are you going to wrap it up? You said one drink. Hey, Dan, I know a lot of wife that have beards. Good one. All right, well, there you go. I'm fucking moving on from that. We're all done. Let's move on. Yeah, it's all down. Move on. You know, I do prove what I'm talking about. I do it tight five. Give me a couple bits. Go. Go, look at him. What could go wrong?

I was doing a fucking five here. Give me a set. Two, one, set. Two, one, set. Two, one, set. Two, one, set. Come on, Bobby. Do some unsubstantial stuff.

Quinn goes, don't fall for it. You saw my ego go, well, uh. Thank you, thank you. I was about, I literally, thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. I was about to go, hey. I'm about to go, my dog just died. My low point on the show, Bob, was when we wanted to get Kelly to do a joke.

And then she was like, now you're all gonna, I can't do the accent. Bobby, so to do. She'll look like, no, no, no, no, no said you know what Kelly? I'm gonna be a good friend here I'll do a joke of mine to make you feel better So I do my joke and I just here and it's fucking Kelly hit the button I'm trying to stand up and be a hero for it. She plays fucking crickets on me and then high fives everyone and You know, that's when the podcast used to be good and we used to have sound effects

We had one. It was crickets. Before the bomb danna we had the crickets. Anyways, it hurt my feeling. Would you ever have a mom to hash it out? Yes. For what? I would have the mom. I had the guy, the troll, the guy, what's his name? The guy that was a terror?

Gary Vita? No. He's a name? The guy that was a tag player? Gary Heeter? No. He's a very short Jewish guy. When I got attacked, when Anthony Cumia, when his fans were mad at whatever, that Patrice and Blah Blah Blah, about his benefit, and I was like, fuck you. They were all trying to get me to respond, and I was like, look, it's not about who's going to the benefit. It's about Patriso Neal keeping awareness about who he was raising money for his family.

I got attacked for that and I had a lot of guys that troll me and I had one of them on the show. And I'll do that because it was a misunderstanding. Yes, think he KC, we had him on the show. We had a guy who was saying some fucked up shit. He came on the show. We talked it out. He actually admitted I was fucking trying to just fuck with you and troll you and he was like sorry and I was like, look man, this is my point of view.

I'll do that. But this is just mean spirited shit. This is just out of the blue. Fucked up has no velil- You got me fucking fuck you. I- So Liliquy. Fucking Christ. has no... the... the... the... the... the... the... You got me when I get hot, I can't say words like uh... Validity.

Florentapist, I can't say that word. Fuck you, you say it. Philanthropist. Philanthropist. All right. Florentapist. Florentapist. Florentapist. Florentapist.

Florentapist. Florentapist. Florentapist. Florentapist. Florentapist. Florentapist. Florentapist. Florentapist. Florentapist. Florentapist. There's some words I can't say there. Like what? Nice set scopo. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What was your way to the bathroom? Boom. If I had him on my show, it would be, there's like fucking nine of them. So that would be the show that they hate anyway. It'd be 12 of us.

I don't know, I don't know if I'd have him. There's four of them. There's four of them. So we have him on the show. What do we need to do? Lewis. What am I going to do, change their mind? Who gives a fuck?

Yeah, with violence. Ha ha ha ha. I'm not going to, there's a girl on the... Fucking have Lauren beat the shit out of the check. I'll take two of the dudes. I'll get scrappy. I'll sit on one of them. Yes, fighting Indian versus Indian.

Best kiss in a real, they both die. But what if they win? Don't see, inverse don't see. What if they win and we just all get our asses kicked? Absolutely. And then they take my studio. They'll spit on you while you're all bloody and crumpled. Stop talking over each other. Poof. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

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I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm It's been very funny, my fucking expense. Scott was taking a few on the Big Fat ass. Yeah. I see Scott but we're gonna be like this in America. Hey!

There he is! 100% accurate. Hey kid, today your hair looks great. I actually just took Scotto with me on the road and I was very nervous about him. Cause he said can you go? Well, because you usually MCs and I'll have Stavros who I love will.

We know. Stavvy baby. He'll middle for me. That's the way it goes. But I called the coach and they said. That was a good time. It's a great joke. They said they said okay stop Scopus Middleton I was like whoa whoa whoa whoa, but it was already in play So I was like shit. I was a little nervous, but I he fucking re-merded all weekend

Stop here that Joe. I mean scope Three shows walk the fuck out and I was I was, I feel like I'm a special needs kid. Like, he's good too. It's okay. Dude, you did great this weekend. You killed finally. You did fucking great. Rudy.

Rudy. Oh. Lewis, I've been trying to tell you women are funny. Just kidding. How about trying to tell you women are funny. Just kidding. How about trying to tell them? I think my wife got it. All right. It's funny.

I was just very proud. I was very happy that you were killed finally. You know what I mean? Because it makes me nervous. For 25, 4 minutes? No, no. Who's 20, 20 minutes? I think you did 25 one night right?

27 whoa went over you cock suck. Yeah, I went over yeah Don't have a fucking dude that again. They love me Bobby Then we ate like fucking savages. We know Bobby did look. I've been trying dude I've been really I've been didn't want to work outside today Dude I ate a 20 foot I ate a-inch steak and cheese with two bags of chips. I said let's work out before and you were like silenced making it. But we were getting subs before we agreed that we were gonna get 20-inch subs. We're gonna get a meditate before it?

Dude, I'm not gonna go work out and then eat a 20-inch sub. I'm just gonna eat the fucking sub. You should get subs to two, it's for the show. Alright. I'll take, but I stand by it. You should get substance to it for the show. All right. I'll take it, but I stand by it. But it's not even. We had to talk in huge. It was big.

It was big. And then we did Switchies. He did Italian. I did the steak and cheese. And I was like, have Zizi. He was like, yeah. And that's why I actually, I veered him towards the Italian, because I wanted to fight. I wanted the Italian too. So I was like, you want an Italian? He was like, yeah, I veered him towards the Italian, because I wanted the Italian too.

So I was like, you wanted the Italian? He was like, yeah, I was like, great, hots, yeah. So I was like, that's exactly what I wanted. But I wanted the steak and cheese too. And then I got two bags of chips. Then later, we got pizza in the green room. We got fucking... No, no, no, no, no.

You got pizza in the green room. I got pizza, fuck off. You make him sign a non-disclosure if he's got a middle foot. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and the McFlurry. Wow. And I went back to the room alone with flavor. And I watched the fucking last two episodes of the flash on Netflix in my underwear. No shirt, just a, I had one sock on. What flavor McFlurry? Flavor Oreo. What do you fucking, exactly Oreo?

What do you fucking nuts? I just can't believe you ate a sub twice as big as my dick. Hahaha. Hahaha. Woo. Am I supposed to stop roast invited this weekend? That's a real question. It was Star Rose was there. It was doing, oh, I got a beef.

What, me? This is good podcast. I got a beef. I got a beef. Star cast wars. Star cast wars. I got a beef. Star Rose was beef. Sparky stores. Sparky stores. I got a beef.

Stavros was doing my uncle's firehouse show, raising money for the lowly, wholebrook fire department. A gig I booked him on seven months ago, dear friend of mine, volunteering to do a very short money gig for a firehouse. He's got it. And he's on the phone like this. No, Bobby, I have to do what I can't do impressions,

but I got to do it. And I just do impressions But I gotta do it. I just see you going fucking blow off the gig dude You got a man firemen Oh firemen Bobby doesn't care Yeah, yeah join the fucking chamber boys You hate I'm gonna be doing this show on my fucking phone by myself on a garage soon. You know what? People suck dead. Fun story that's how Marin started. Yeah. Which I'm doing Marin on Wednesday. No, no, he's doing it sexually.

We give him the bomb. You plug my Twitter. What's your beef with firemen? First of all, he never said it was a fireman show. Never said it it was for you Just said he couldn't do it. That's it. He said he couldn't work The only ten draft house again because he was just there So he said he would have but he was just there. He didn't tell me that it was a fireman joke Bobby H. heroes. I love heroes. I fucking first of all I love fireman in my favorite But that's what you know if that happened we wouldn't know that he's a born middle his old times in MC He hasn't even killed now. He's been a fucking MC. He just but say he stepped up now Maybe that's what he responded to. Oh, he's no. He's coming on the room me from now on now that he

Vittles out. So versus out no on now that he's out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no said? So no, I didn't know. That's a perfectly good explanation. I thought it would be a good potter. And obviously I didn't have the full story. And I apologize. Oh. It's a word I invented. What's potter?

Well guess what? Foughter. But for a podcast. Oh. It's pretty good. Wait a minute. But you're taking Bobby's word for it. That Star Wars didn't tell him all that.

I'm not sure I believe that. That's a good point. Excellent point, Colin. What are you doing? You hate firemen. Do you hate me? Well, I'm a boss. Stavros, where are you?

Stavros. Give me a Stavros. Stavros. Come on, Stavros. Come on, Stavros. Stavros is my son. My son. My son.

Come on up, Stavros. There's a microphone right here. Squeeze by that. Poorly received entrances of all time. Sure. Thank you. It looks like 1970s Bobby. He's like the rest of it that's already in the ring with the

master. He's pretty cool Bobby. That's right. Before Bobby got to the little weather jacket. Is that a deep purple shirt? No, he's alt Bobby. That's right. Hello, everyone.

Hello. Great. Good. Good. Still terrible. Great. Yes, I said it was a benefit. You said it was a fireman benefit. You didn't say it was Fajillo list. I said Joe. I said Joe booked me.

You did not. Yes, I did. No, you did it. Yes, absolutely. I did. 100% I said it was Fajillo. Unless you're going to replace me with Scob scopo in which case I'd never said it Hey Bobby now that your pants are on fire who's gonna put them out?

I said it was a benefit first of all put that little chubby fingers down. I'm sorry Put it away. You never said it was a benefit. I never said it was a fireman benefit. I never said fireman If you said fireman, I wouldn't have said I never said it was a fireman benefit. I didn't say fireman if you said fireman. I wouldn't descend Yeah, but what's up? It's not good enough. What if you're a cancer? Yeah, by the way fireman is like the bottom of the wrong benefits. There's so many higher causes. What? How do you anybody? Cancer fucking is not above fire maybe eight First day It's not about fire maybe First baby

Fire man, dude baby. These are just things baby What you don't think there's such thing as baby aids not no, there's no baby What baby aids is real? You being a baby aids denial Now Lewis has a new t-shirt baby aids Baby AIDS denial. Now Lewis has a new t-shirt, Baby AIDS. That's a brilliant idea. It's not bad.

You have my child, please. Baby AIDS. Yeah, there's some people. Baby, well, babies are born with AIDS all the time in this country, Bob. Not all the time. Look up the numbers, guys. Deepu, look up the numbers. How many anties just has clips?

Deepu play a clip of the chamber board One more clip deepu They do have this funny they do have this fucking they do this one funny thing that they do Which I kind of like which is they call it the bomb Dana so every time someone on the show tells a bad joke They get a bandana and they tied around their microphone is like a penalty and I think the whole show needs a bomb Dana basically Almost worked and Dan and they tied her on their microphone is like a penalty, and I think the whole show needs a bomb, Dan, basically. But. That was a nice thing, nice thing. It almost worked. They couldn't help himself.

Look at this poor lady. She's not, Miss, what's your name? Can you give the microphone to Marie? Marie, you're not even a podcast fan, right? You're here with somebody. Your son, right? Your son's a fan of the show, and he dragged you and your husband here. And you, you okay?

Mr. and Mrs. Scopus, stand up, please. It's nice to see you. Mom, what do you think of this, Miss Mary? Yeah. Well said. Yeah, what? Who's side of you on the chamber boys or ours? What the hell Give that mic going back to suburbs

Sovros is that the new redskins jersey by the way? Come on You like the mic you see to it's Star Rose gonna get the mic back You like the mic? I just thought Rose, go get the mic back from that lady. Oh god. She's doing a hyal, I just saw that. She went like that. I saw that, he's Greek. Listen, we're going to do a little Q&A here for anybody on the panel.

We're doing an hour, we're usually a longer show, but we're going to do a little Q&A. If you have a question, all you have to do is walk up here and see the beautiful Lauren and ask a question. I'll show, bring the mic to you. If you have a question for anybody on the panel or anything we talked about or anything about the show, you can ask it right now. Anybody have a question?

And if you don't, if you're a fan of the show, just make one up so we don't look like assholes right now. Well put. Thank you. Who's got a question? Raise your hand. Yes, Louis. Not you. Louis, don't you?

Good. What's just asking question? What color are the lorns under one? No, you're done. No, but where you're done? You're done. You don't get the mic again. You're the last one.

Ma! Why don't you like my son middle school? Do you understand? If you don't ask him question, they're going to have a have a chamber boys will have another episode about how shitty this show is They can't even get a question Go ahead. That guy has one question. We have a question. Well have him come to you. Yes sir. Please say your name. Lewis's father. He's been on the fuck Yeah, yeah. Hey, what's up, dude? Oh, Oh, go. How's your diet going? What's your name? Gil Bravo.

Gil Bravo. Great name for comedy. He was on the diet podcast. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. How you doing?

It's, have you been listening? You're terrible. You're just gonna do foot-sup. You're just gonna screw me, dude, diet. When I got here, I had to shit so bad tonight. I went in the bathroom. I shit for 20 minutes and I heard women just filing up in line going, is someone in there? Yeah, I'm waiting to. And I was shitting out McDonald's, McFlurry's, a sub, a pizza. She's got a scrawny pocket. Cheese sticks, I opened the door and I had to apologize. Like I went, I'm so sorry for what you're about to walk into.

It smelled like I was delivering Chinese food for the last two days. No thanks for all the front row. But also when you go on the road, especially when you're doing a long time, like we have, you try the best you're gonna die, and you just get this bleak feeling, and you're like, I'm gonna commit suicide, if I don't eat whatever the fuck I want for the next two days.

No, I get depressed, I'm on the fucking road, because I'm buying myself away from my fucking kid. I can't buy a self. You have me this weekend. Well, you're by yourself. He's at the gym. But here's the thing, you buy yourself, I can't, I don't drink.

I don't drink. It's the thing that's a Lewis's. Thank you. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I can't do drugs. I'm not banging. I'm not doing hookers.

I'm not trying to hook up. But I don't have Tinder. I can just swipe people away. You can do it without hookin' up. I was doing it. No, I can't. My life sees me on Tinder. I'm getting fuckin' tellin'.

You're just playing the game. You're just trying to get the fuckin'. Yeah, just tell my wife. I'm just seeing what's up on Tinder. Fuck fucking. That's why you're not with your girl anymore Just a quick quick a Real last dude So buddy by the way smokes 1100 cigars a day so I don't know what I smoke once a guard day maybe all right That's not a lot you're getting mouth cancer. No, I'm not will you

My podcasting my comedy stinks. I'm fat. I'm getting cancer Baby it's denier. I'm gonna get a job at fucking home Depot with Keith Robinson To real to job at fucking home Depot with Keith Robinson. Oh, two real, two real. That's our real stroke of genius. Oh, two soon, two soon, two soon. Jesus Christ, John. Jesus, John. Jesus, John.

Excuse me, sir. The diet is fucking down the tubes. Yeah, but I'm going to get back tonight. I had meatballs and broccoli. That's good. That's not bad. That's not your skinny twats. That's good. Meatballs and broccoli. So I'm back on today. Were they a carbolous meatballs? Like no breadcrumbs or anything in them? Come eat some fucking slack, dude. I didn't have the bread and the cheese on...

I think that's great. Thank you, Joe. You're welcome. Broccoli's terrific, and meatball has meat. It's good. Yeah, it's a meatball. Well, they make them with breadcrumbs. Shut up, Lewis. It's a good point.

Next question. Next question. Boy, boy, folks at home. I mean, there's just too many to deal with here. I mean, this is... I don't know what it is. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. What time is it? We got eight minutes left.

Uh, it's 7.55. Hey, a question. All right. There we go. Finally. I got a question for Dan. Of course you're not. The man from Dan. Dan, Dan, Dan. He's currently loves Dan. He's currently loves Dan.

Everybody loves Dan. I told you all this questions from me. He shot it and filled it out. I just wanted to ask something. I think... How do you get your shirt over your head? Ha, ha, ha. I have it to ask something. How do you get your shirt over your head? I have it sewn around me. I was in stress.

Every morning I wake her up. I go, it's time. You do the same thing you might have to do with my kid after stretching out and just smoosh it over his head? That was a real thing when I was a kid. I couldn't, like, it was really hard for me to get my head through certain shirts. You always had to wear V-necks.

It really was a problem, probably. That's why your nose is so flat from putting shirts on. Fine, it's still a great, and I have the head butt force of a ram. Your special was great, by the way. Thank you very much. It's not a question Damn how did you pass so great it was it was I I watched it was amazing That you could have opened a little stronger, but anyway, I thought it was fucking great

This was one of the funniest guys walking right now. Thank you. Yeah, I think you're doing great on your diet today You're lying to each other. I'm seeing a big one. Don't condit, you're condescending. I'm too soon. That used to be a word right. That word was right. Bob, you nailed it.

Bob, you nailed it. Only because he doesn't know the word patronizing. We never got the guys question. I get the query. If five minutes, we just got a written sign that says five minutes less. It was written in pencil. Oh, it's just in pencil. I was just gonna ask if the the ship for SNL has sailed if you if you There's no shot. I'm done. Okay, that was all I'll be back. But he's it

Seek you will be back. I want one more question. What do we got? One more five minute question Come on up come on up. I see a hand come on up come on up I see a hand the jukebox there yeah I tell us to wrap up I think I saw a sign Bobby I have a question for you what's up if you're holding scope on Stavros over a cliff who do you save good question good. You're holding them both. Obviously, Skopo, because Bobby's fucking tendons are ripping in his arm if he's holding Starvers.

Colin has not got the chance. I have a love Starvers so much. There's something so adorable about him. If you imagine me like a little minion, and we eat the same, I mean, I've eaten with him, and it's just fucking beautiful. We just... Nobody else would describe it as beautiful.

Dude, he does. Let's go, but we can save him something here, because look at his haircut. Superman. Wow. I don't want to end the podcast. No more questions. I get to end on my bomb.

I think... I think I would save... I would save, Stavros. You barely knows the good. Fuck you. Have you ever eaten anything? This guy sucks, he gets full. Wait, that's the thing that every human eating does. Not Stavros. Me, Stavros and Scopo went to the North end of Boston.

We got food. They got bullied into eating. Then we went to Bulbas Boston. We got food. They got bullied into eating. Then we went to Bulbas bakery. We got fucking pizza. We got canollis. And then he goes, I'm done, guys.

I can't eat anymore. Yeah, like a normal human being. Yeah, I don't want to fucking eat with a normal human being. I want to eat with a fat Greek cake that can shovel it down. We're putting together a dream team. All right, guys, that's it. I want to thank, first of all, I really do want to thank, especially Joe Lewis, Dan Soda, Scopo.

I know you're Dan, you fuckface. Deepu, Colin Quinn, one of my greatest friends, Lauren and Stavros. You guys, I don't give a fuck what anybody says about my podcast, you can like it, not like it. I don't give a fuck, but I know that you guys, as my original team that was there pretty much all the time, we did a lot of great fucking shows.

Yeah, we did. And I show. So, fuck that. Bodies are tiring. I I show them. So, fuck that. Bobby's retiring. I think you guys are the, seriously, the fucking dream team of podcasts. I've had so much fun with you guys. If you were gonna have somebody replace you

for the podcast, for the lead host of YKWD, who would have paid. I would have that girl Abby. I'd let her try it out. Bobby, you have a great podcast and you're a great comic and fuck the chamber boy. Yeah. I am. I love, I love there's a couple people this lady right here, I like this. Marie. Marie, what are you thinking the podcast? Did you have fun tonight?

Thumbs up. Yeah. Dad, what about you? All right, thank you very much. You guys, the fans have showed up. I fucking love you to death. Thanks for listening to the show. Give it up for Dan Soda. Joe List. The Puerto Rican rattlesnake. Deepu Scopo Lauren.

And the great Colin Quinn. And give give it up and Bobby Gully. Give it up for Pot Fest for making this happen every year. Putting podcasts on the map and making it possible for you to come see the show live. We got posters upstairs for $10. Yeah, posters and everything. You guys gonna come up. We're gonna come up there. Have a good night. Take care everybody. con Bolotea, la región de Murcia nunca ha estado tan cerca, espectacularismos, rincones de película y un sincindia aventuras te esperan. ¡Fliparás! Vuelas desde Madrid, Amurcia y a otros destinos que te sorprenderán a partir de 19 euros.

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