Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - White Pudding and Pancakes

Episode Date: May 26, 2014

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This shit gonna be fire man. So what date is it is May 30th Seven o'clock and 10 p.m. Showed it's two shows and where can we get tickets? You can go to Groupon and you can go to go Groupon. Yeah, I need to be get tickets? You can go to Groupon and you can go to Groupon. Yeah, I need to be on Groupon. I'm a Groupon Act. I'm a ticket master act. I'm a Groupon Act. Me too, man.

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This is Keith Robertson, his special is May 30th. It's two shows. It's his hour long special. It's produced by Little Calf. Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart? Kevin Hart, don't worry. Everybody's going to be there.

Roberts's going to be there, I think. Kevin Hart, Wanda Sykes, Chris Rock. They are gonna be there to see Keith Roberts and do what he do. Oh, what the hell? What the hell are they gonna do? What's Kav gonna do? If I fuck up, they still won't be as bad as Grudge match. He was checking out Keith Roberts, May 30th at the...

Oh, the Grammyshe Theater. Grammyshe Theater. 127 East 23rd Street, between Lexington and Parker Avenue. Bring your asses out. See what I do. This is me, Keith. All Y.K.W.D. You know what, dude. Y.K.W.D. You know what dude, why KWD? You know what dude, my main man Robert Kelly, I'm out of this bitch.

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We Hey You're wider than this kid from Scotland Good to see you Robert. All right, man. This is a special late night edition In the darkness. Let me read that. It's late at night. Where's he doing this in the afternoon? We did it at night.

Not enough for any specific reason. Not that you guys don't wake up on time. I'm getting guys out the gate. We are here. This is an all black show motherfucker Almost except for a white is due from Scotland like to find the way instead of a I had to find the white is motherfucker. Why do then you? That's white. Yeah, that's Kristi McNickles white

Let's go around the room scope. I introduce everybody please All right on the couch we have back with the vengeance Brandon and Mike Brown everybody Thanks for saying our government Also known as Malik if you listen to another episode I like Malik, but you want to stay we got try and get that Disney money baby Much this the black guy then we got DJ who kid what up nigga? That's black coming in hot What up sir?

And then we got Bobby's special friend Billy He's not special. He's not retarded. Well, I took it a different way boy Special friend Billy He's not really parted I took it a different way Boy, he's Scotland He thought it was gay like man He's from Scotland dude, these motherfuckers Let me tell you something, he's

These motherfuckers are so bad at some Scotland, they're getting the fights He got no fight on the way at the airport Damn But it was like a, it was like no thing It was like a traffic jam Like a brawl, like a regular brawl You bruised up?

Yeah, a little bit, a little bit. Your knuckles look a little moist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't mind that. He said, moist. He said, moist. That's all right.

I know that word yet. I was trying to. I've been a scholar before. Well, that's my friend, Jeff, is, I had another white guy to the show. It was a little too black, everyone. Well, if we were supposed to have Michael Chey, and you two, the fucking, the black have Michael Che and you two the fucking

Black twin brothers and then black of them black He's got him my fucking man DJ fucking who kid? It was gonna be a black show He wanted to sort of box the chocolates in here They eat them of the first time I'm gonna say now looks like you guys are like slowly building up an army against us because you got the guy in the corner over there We don't even know his our new intern his name is Adrian. He's a new guy There's no black interns that will do this What's the last thing we said a black guy will do something free for credit? Black guy will do something free for credit. For me, you'd be like credit, like credit, like I baza with that credit.

You're like, like, I was going to go, uh, go let that go, uh, Adrian go let Jeff and he's upstairs. Tell him to come all the way up. That is what there is. Jeff sit at the end here over by the other white guy. I feel like a fucking double stuff. For real. Double stuff.

That was a, that was a great, that was a racist joke and a fat joke. That was great. I really liked that though. All right, there you go. Let me hear you, Jeff. Hey, Bobby, how would fuck are you? A little more. Hey, Bobby, how are you?

Hey, we're fine. Okay, thank you. Oh, are we a little old guy? All right, what's the balance now? Well, we're balanced now. We're back to, well, two white guys, three black guys, but DJ, you're more like fucking three black guys Well the old chain you had on the on the Bob Sam and DJ who kid, which is my favorite show, but I'm really wait on that show

Really not yet. What was the robot you had a diamond robot? What'd you call it? I got the richy rich on today. He's got he's got a diamond richy rich what's that? Jesus Christ holding money. I don't know. I'm just like that's white. It's free. You know they give us rich people free shit. You get that account. Wait a minute. That's wait. I wish. That's free. That's a free. It's a company to give me like free jewelry to promote. Really? So you do you have to give it back? No, only I don't think I gave back was that $40 that link I did because I had to copy JZ's chain. Right. I had to give that back. So you had

to give that back. Now this shouldn't keep. There's a lot of how much is could I have always wanted this because you see the rappers with these chains and you even diamond white kid on your chest I think Spike Lee would be a little pissed at you Okay, if he's mad at people white people moving to the Brooklyn I think he's gonna be mad with you walking around with a little white rich kid on your chest But listen listen, I'm sorry. They're gonna great around 60 years ago. Try walking around with that on Listen listen, I'm trying to have them in a great around 60 years ago try walking around with that on But well, it's not a QVC

Fat white bald guy walking around with a kid on his neck. Let me see why he would look like. Let's see what he got. Maybe Jeff pulls it off. Let's see. Is it heavy? Is it heavy? Yeah, he looks like a job loss. You are just so supussy. No, he's gonna kill you. 14 year olds, yeah. I think it, yo. Yo, which rich have a man, Dan over his face?

Yeah, you're a big lie face? Yeah, big lie. You're a lie. I'm a lie. And a block in his right hand. Does he have a gun? He's robbing Jeff right now. Damn. Which one won?

Richie Richie lived in the projects. That's it. I guarantee. You wouldn't have had hair like that. I guarantee the cops come up now and arrest Jeff That's why I put it around his neck. Can't we have this shit for a second motherfucker? I'm not a wife. Why does the black people don't adopt white babies, but white people adopt black babies Yeah, cuz why people don't give up their babies

I mean It's actually accurate I don't think that white people give up babies a lot I don't know. I mean do they? I mean, do they? I have all the things in the world of black couple with a white baby with blow my Got some of that. That's the come up. That's the new that's the new diamond chain right? I want to see a Google white baby to black Richie richie said for the son I must be out of my mind. I've never seen that I think a white baby cross more to it's like seeing a retarded black magic

Have you? I don't think that's ever happened and then I'm gonna get one of those babies up. I Think that white people and correct me if I'm wrong because you're black Okay, I think it would be really. Well, you know, I love that he's wearing this. Listen, I, yeah, Jeff's had a couple of them. He's from Jersey. Oh, yeah. Listen, have a, have a governor, okay?

I know, I know these two, but I know, listen, who can, I don't want to deal with this. You both have to take the path train home. It's going to be a nightmare. You imagine? I don't want him to be in. You both have to take the path train home. It's going to be a nightmare. Do you imagine? I don't want him being his chainback by fucking murdering you. I listen. Where are you going, Nourk?

Oh, Jesus. Oh, I'm sorry. Listen, where's Orange? Where's Orange? There we go. Oh, that's okay. What's Orange? What's Orange?

Oh, DJ, who gives Liz a slam at home? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's Orange? I live with white people. He's more. He's more just the rough Every bit to make what it's like treachery live what do you live? I'm gonna story by used to work out of East Orange I will stop trying to assimilate the DJ who gets

He's so blind trying to I just try to be free made yourself wider I live in a story but I used to live in a story Well, I used to work in East Orange I don't plan on going to the movie Do you remember the movie hot? I used to live in a movie star. Well, I used to work in East Orange. I don't plan on going to... Do you remember the movie hut? I used to work there. That was my family's store, the movie hut.

We used to rewind the videos. We had no porn. That was the last one I was up to. Listen, Malik. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, put up, put up. Put up. Listen, Malik. Yeah, it was good, son. Listen Malik yeah, what's good son? You're trying to get black and

When I get my chain I get my white baby. It's oh, you feel me. I got my white baby Yeah, we're up We gotta end this stereotype I don't swim in Dominic Christian my babies, we gotta end this stereotype We swimming we got white babies Not me credit good we in turn to now you go to fall that I'm doing a pool party with my daddy with 5,000 in words and nobody I'm drinking at the pool. Everybody drinking weaves every little bit.

But everybody drinking. Everybody drinking they can't. Oh, it's just me. It's a great name for the podcast. We're right guys. We're going to a black chick and two black dudes. Which is me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mix tape coming out this summer.

Get with it, man. Get with it. My fucking friend from Scotland is literally turning B. Reddy doesn't know what to do. Hang on one second. Listen, he's a black people, okay? They were the- I'll watch him.

We're up, we're up, son. How are you doing, you all right? We got, he's, he's, he's old from Scotland. I gotta tell you about him too, because he's not just a regular guy. He's in a, a great band in Scotland that blowing up break the butterfly. Oh, shit. Kick ass band, he's the just a regular guy. He's in a great band in Scotland that blowing up, break the butterfly. Oh, shit. Kick ass band.

He's the drummer in the band. And when I shot this pilot for Leary, he was the guy who literally, the way I had people, this is the problem with musicians. I tried to add to learn the drums in two months, okay? At least look like I could play the drums, okay? Which is not a fucking easy task. Because you gotta know, you know, you gotta know the beats, you gotta know, you can play the drums, okay? Which is not a fucking easy task, because you gotta know the beats,

you gotta know the count, you gotta know when a fill, you gotta know all that shit, so you don't, I'm not fucking playing the symbol when they're fucking hitting the snare, you know what I mean? So the problem with musicians, and they always wanna show you what they can do, especially when they found out that I was doing it for a pilot for a TV show.

Oh, you know, what you want to do is, I'm not going to teach you that, because that would take me 10 years to learn myself, but then why the fuck did you show me? Okay, Bill didn't have any of that. He just fucking, he goes, listen, I'm not teaching you how to play drums because it's not going to happen.

That's exactly what I said. He said, I want to teach you how to play drums because it's not gonna happen. That's exactly what I said. He said, I wanna teach you how to look like you play drums. Oh, wow. But he, but actually I'm a fast learner, so we picked up about two months, me and him every Monday, Monday, Wednesday and Friday, two hours on Skype.

This motherfucker taught me how to, and he's six hours ahead Wow, so he would be in his room and just teaching me you know AC DC what? Off of Skype. Yeah, so I fucking I got the part I fucking and I remember here's the problem though We get on that we get we're playing a 400 people they play the music they play the music loud So you know that everybody's singing and playing the guitar and John Corbets on it and Michael Lales is um I'm on the drums I'm I'm playing dude you but all the drums are padded and the cymbals are double cymbals so you can't hear them so but I'm I'm playing but I'm playing motherfucker

everybody was like everybody was like holy shit dude, you looked fucking real. So then they come off, they take the pads off, after everything, okay, we're just gonna get a couple shots you're really playing. I was like, let's do it. And they played the music, it was like, don't that gumtap, don't tap. They said it was like discovering on Wizard of Oz

when they found out that Oz was just a fucking old dude behind a curtain That's what they said. I was like that's a Jim server-cold shorts. Yeah old fucking but he thought he you know his band But this is funny too because his bands started blowing up as we started teaching so his bands blowing up so he's still Fucking I would have told me to go fuck myself Even on my birthday I gave him my lesson even on my birthday Yeah, that's it. That's a you know, and they're from Scotland

Which is a fucking crazy ass. Can you would have told me a fuck off me? Go fuck it on the microphone I mean, fucking say it. I just throw you over Skype. Go fuck it up. What's that? Talking to the microphone, you jackass. You're a fucking nerd, expect you to know technical things.

Oh, man. It was over Skype, so you know, he could have just been like virtually a can't do it. Wow, that was an anti-tomactic. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I'm gonna have who kid spice that up for. I'm gonna have who kid spice that up for. That'll be a lot in this monster, man.

There you go. There you go. Fucking did an accent. He's a fucking police. It wasn't bad. It'll be a lot in this monster man. There you go. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it. I was not bad. It was not bad, right? It was a bad, right? Yeah, it was a lot.

You were there, what? He is a fucking... I've been to Scotland a few times. Of course you have. Touring and fucking women. I never saw that fucking creature though. Did you two miss? You tried to fucking it.

No, I heard it. That's why. Yeah. I heard it was locked in your pants. We... Jesus. Jesus! You tried to fuck it. That's why He works at Honda too We look a little dick jokes. I don't know what it is with Scotland. It's like every time we tour that it always happens in a castle Of some shit like Yeah, they just got heat a week ago It's like it's a real castle like it's like it is it's a real castle people still living them

Paintings on the wall like you're getting burned it's crazy Now you don't laugh at that so you don't No, you don't laugh at that. So you don't laugh at that. What do you have to do? You don't laugh at that. You let that one go. What kind of caught? What do you have cancer? What kind of caught that? I'm sorry, that was... One thing I know, Scott's people don't like when Black people wear their skirts.

They don't like when they wear their clothes. Yeah, because they don't fit. They don't like their fucking dick swinging between. Yeah, the load like kill. How the children try to fucking grab it and fucking hold onto it. It's dead. What? Scottish children going... The load of kill. How the children try to fucking grab it and fucking hold onto it. It's dead. Quick. Scottish children going, wee!

A lot of white women have African mixed babies in Scotland. I don't know. I've seen that. Yeah, because you fucking cocks up his tour over there. That's why you're going over there where you fucking DJing, your friends, and you fucking blast in a fucking ginger on the side. She wants to go out for a good night at a bar and then she sees your fucking mule, your beautiful shoulders, your nice triceps,

your cool Chinese Japanese tattoos, your fucking dumb white kid diamond shit, right? You're super man thing. You gotta know how to do it. Super nigga. An A. Whoa. We can't use that.

You're never a wreck to eat, what's your gonna go back to pale bill after that? Yeah, pale bill. No, no, no, no sleep on drummers. Drummers get more pussy than everybody in the band. Well, Bill's a father and a husband, so that's why I like the two. So he doesn't get buzzing anymore? No, no. I'm bad. He's up black. Listen, first of all, this one. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, Jeff is,

I've been every time. You gotta listen, Jeff, you gotta snipe. You gotta snipe. You gotta snipe. I don't want you to end my podcast because a year of fucking drunk ass or too many points at a fucking Vosho I listen just listen to Vos maybe stupid tonight DJ who kids is this is why this why I when I met DJ, I didn't know what her express man was. I met you, kid. You are one of the most open motherfuckers I've ever met. And you don't care.

All right, well, you have to look at me like that and fuck it. You just search for a ton of things. I'm not like, you know, no. No, I mean, I thought you got a fucking kill me. Oh, no. I'll put you in a word while. I got 100, I got 100, don't me. He wants you. All right, listen, I drive I think you're gonna fucking kill me Listen I drive a Honda from Jeff so

You fucking told me about you married, but you fuck out of the women. Yeah, I don't Crazy I mean, I don't know That's in a whole different field later The ball's a draw man and his band up and he fucking hoes Well, I mean We'll definitely as a whole definitely. Yeah, that's like some crazy famous shit That's like next level Charlie Sheen Like crazy shit like you don't give a fuck You fuck bitches when you get pussy you just get it We're here to enjoy the power that we got like so we're all famous here. We're all right exotic, you know

We'll have the same thing down there right? I would call Jeff exotic We call it divorce Well plumber Get pussy Well plumber's it This motherfucker cost Jeff a pussy He gets pussy but he costs a lot of money You're gonna get busy. You're gonna put it on. Well, put it on. This motherfucker costs the Jeff and G. He gets pussy, but he costs a lot of money.

And he's got a separate expensive counter. The way I look at it, you know, you know, you know, life insurance. What the fuck was that? What just happened to you? The way I was. You said, you know, you just turned into a lullipop kid. Yeah.

That's what I'm moisture is crazy. Drink motherfucker. You scared me. Oh, yeah. I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I got it back. I got it back now Jeff stuff just Jeff is just rambling now Make him good Jeff make him kill her All right, listen I really do you have to you have to like abuse your power like you know I don't know how do you have a Superman tattoo and think that you know?

I don't know cuz you know after 40 you can't get AIDS anymore, so... That's true. No, that's true. That's true! Even after 50, we're AIDS-resistant. Yo, look. Little shit. You know, little proofright. He's been fucking banging lot lizards on fucking INF-90 something.

You guys want to blow drop? Give me a favor. I got my richy rich thing on She's got a rolled up fucking paper plate between her gap in her teeth just Cuz it hurts when she doesn't have anything in there What do you have fucking the flu? Watch it. It's kids like fucking dark holiday You guys I'm gonna need my inhaler soon. I'll go back.

Listen. I feel risotto. I really cannot understand. You know, I've been everywhere. I've been everywhere. I've been everywhere. You can't get a Jeff. Jeff, you make a cow Jeff.

I said it. You fucking ask for it. I hear Bob. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I don't want to do know first time radio headless. Sorry Yeah, a little bit I'm getting nervous Just put your money in the water. Put your money in the water. What you talking about? Why do I not have black people on every week?

Why do I filter it down with the angry Puerto Rican? You do, I tell you. All right, listen. The world is very small out there. I tell you right now, even from being from Scotland. Like, I've been out there a million times, but when I see that my dick is fucking a girl called Tamara Melon, and the phone call goes off, and then you hear a guy on it talking,

and you're like, wait a minute, is that George Clooney? Like leaving a fucked up message? And she's like, yeah, that's George Clooney. I'm messing with him also. So I was like, damn, my dick went in the same hole that George Clooney dick went in. That's what I was like, you know what? I'm gonna keep fucking bitches.

Cause right now, me and George's Clooney's connected right now. Yeah, yeah. Where's the thing? I don't know if Jesus would be like, you know what, I get that. That makes sense to me. So you're right. What is Joe's Clooney's dick, man? Listen, man, Joe's Clooney's dick is not, but I'd rather, I think Joe's Clooney would be like,

I was where who kids dick was? Yeah, yeah. But right? You still have room. Wait, wait, wait. I see Jeff. Okay, that is good. I think Joe's Clooney's dick, man. Yeah, I see Jeff. I think Joe's Clooney's dick, man. Yeah, I see Jeff. Yeah

It should be why I don't know why you are I'm the fucking guy runs the show Me that's what you need black interns man I'm gonna get you the cameras on be I got you cameras all give me a second I got you black interns got you I can scuffle me and him will work it out by man You guys will fucking beat the shit out of me Skopo likes my wife and kid you guys give a fuck about families. Oh, this your bitch right here You take my kids just a point. No, I got a white baby. Yo, who kid. Let's raise this motherfucker You know, I got a white baby. Yo, who kid let's raise this motherfucker With that necklace around them

What's the my son is kid man, you put this on max Size of max Diamond white kid the size of my real white Let's end the stereotype Your wife doesn't your wife doesn't care about that though. Um, my wife doesn't know some reason She will have to tonight. Is she in a box like fucking pulp fiction. Do you let her out? She doesn't have a wife She's speaking English Sometimes you call me stupid niga sometimes, but I'm sorry. I'm saying

Is that Japanese or is that stupid and word? That's Japanese. Oh, Japanese. It's really talented black man. It's a brand. Oh, it's still being a guy. It's the name of it with something else. I've been married 16 years.

Oh my God. How old are you? 42. Jesus Christ. So you met her when? I don't remember. I don't want to. So you met her. Wow. don't remember. I don't want to. So you met her.

Wow. I love this. That's all right. Jesus. Listen, this is the fucking fascination I have with this guy. Do you understand? Yeah. He has this life that he doesn't, he's just, I've never met

somebody who is more of them than this motherfucker. Do you know what I mean? Now, who kid? So you don't give, I want, you don't want a divorce, or? Hell no, she be the keyboard, I kill that bitch. I'm gonna take that one here. You're gonna take that one here, okay? Yeah, that was a who kid who's that?

Yeah. Well, he's a who son of a. My camera working. He's a... So, my camera working at the end of the month, I can't work it down. What? The one guy did it. The one guy did it.

So, you go, when did you become famous? How many years ago? Over like 15 years I became kind of respected and then I'm a little more famous now. In the last five years, right, is when you really started popping, right? Now can you tell people what you do? because I don't know if everybody knows tell people what you're known for I'm over my radio station who do with shuffle saddies and I work for them and them you work for them and you work with oh and eight oh and eight oh I'm a good character on there you know I have to work

my way up who else did you DJ for I used to DJ for well what there, you know, I had to work my way up. Who else did you DJ for? I used to DJ for, well, what I did, you don't know him though. What's the name from Cash Money? Juvenile. Juvenile. I know Juvenile, motherfucker. Back to my last. Huh? You do?

No. Shit. I don't know you're coming on it. I know you don't know Juvenile. You don't know fucking Juvenile. Back to that, asshole. Every way a person knows that. I never heard of. Shut up. Follow me on it You don't know fucking juvenile every way person No, we do have a adult We know I miss cotton. It's Scotland. Do you know who?

Fuck don't ask up Thank you It's a genetic to every white DNA. So now now you're gonna call nigger, you know? No, I don't see it. I like a dog. What better call nigger? I love Jay Z though.

Jay Z, I love Jay Z. All the people on the show saying the Edward are black. Whatever it fucking black league that's gonna listen to this and come after me. Every now one white guy will say the N word not out loud in our head. I'm saying it. I'm yo. You know why he so you know why you know Rob is like very fast name. I'm maybe the biggest nigga out here but Willie Nelson is my best friend. No street. I do her birthday party every year. But you're the nicest guy ever. You know these famous people, but you have no fucking airs, dude.

Fuck, man. You, he, what the fuck? Fuck that shit. Yeah. What the fuck? You already know what it is. What the fuck, my leg? You really, you really my leg tonight.

Come on, man. Every gangster, every gangster moving star's son and daughter hangs with me. What the fuck Malik you really you really Malik tonight come on man every Gangsta every gangster movie star son and daughter hangs with me I'll put you no daughter hangs with me Really? I'm putting in her son hangs with you. I don't like you always ridiculous. Why I have no idea I'm not my only service father feeds me fish every time I go to LA. Did you fish like? He put it on a bit of rice. That's why he'd be telling me. What's the only Southern? I put it on a bit of rice. He hang on with her. He hang on with her.

Oh boy, like super home boy because I'm my show like twice a year. Are you kidding me? That's fucking amazing man. It's fucking amazing. It doesn't make any sense. He's got, this is what he's got. He's got the gift of gab. He's got the gift of just being able to be around anybody, be himself.

Like, I get nervous man around famous people. I get fucked up around famous people. I have to really be like, do I want to know this guy or do I not give a fuck? And then move accordingly, do you understand? Cause if I really wanna know him, I'll go up and ask and talk, ask him. But if I don't give a fuck, I'm just gonna leave.

Because I'll say something or fuck up or do something. You don't give a fuck. I know and then you don't throw in the no-sum and delas and all the Michael Jackson interaction. You knew Michael Jackson? The Prince of Monaco, all this time. Wait Monaco All right, stop you getting my dick getting hard You know Michael Jackson I know I said no, did I say no?

Grandmas around I knew the real one All right, all right, so listen so you knew how friendly with Michael Jackson How young were you I'm really after 13 Then how you met your wife you're doing a tour of Japan with Mike. Let me through you away cuz you turned 14. Oh You got a tattoo and he said I don't like it Photo in here. Let me see as that. Well you got that diamond little white boys my boy

You know, I'm telling you The white baby. All right Jeff enough of the way We give Jeff some bread Listen to me I'm in a bit of a body in Bada and in Saudi Arabia. I listen who that's where I met him Saudi Arabia Michael Jackson I want to know what so you want to try that one again? Are you jill for oil? I don't know what I'm just I'm gonna go come very well red I have no idea as references I don't know he's Jeff's got a couple good ones he's doing all right for some of the stuff when they hit they hit but when they fucking don't they fucking don't He was all right with that when he said listen now he was kidding He was kidding no it was a joke that's exactly

I thought he was pleased on time that bandana and fucking stick on his mouth I run my neck I listen to make this thing generic will be DJ I want I really want to know this so you met Michael how doing a gig what happened? Yeah, DJ the formula one racing out there in barang and then the fucking sheek is so fucking rich a check He didn't tell me my Jackson was at his grip. Okay, so what happened? I lost my passport So I had to stay in barang for another like three, four days. Did you lose it in a white woman's vagina? No, I left it somewhere in my airport.

So, what the hell is this? I got it. Hello, it guess what? Well, I lost my passport and he told me I could stay in his palace for four days until they get me a new one. Because, you know, his brother owns the airport right so they were gonna like print me a passport to get home. Jesus Christ. Me while the US Army. Why are they not attacking sooner? Print another one. Me while the US Army is on me. Tell me to go fuck myself, you know me hey America, ooh so other than that

You know I had to wait before you know with Arabs. What do you want to tell you? Pedophiles and Arabs what do you want us to fucking roll the rig carpet on the flags and the fuck it? Fucking fuck suck and terrorist pedophile creep I Say saluto's motherfuckers a tree you like shit Saluto's motherfuckers of trees you like shit I don't know what the fuck they were thinking So so you go back to his palace and then he's there he's he's by the pool with white shorts and then the first thing I said in my head is I didn't know that you know, I thought he was like I know you had the skin disease on his head in his hands It's white all over but his legs was white

Yeah, I was like holy shit your legs away I didn't say it was a mic yet. I was like oh shit your legs like they're white. Yeah Sorry, can you do your Michael Jackson impression over? He was very like low timid like like a kid. Okay, so now my girlfriend met him a few times Tell D.J. Who you girlfriend is not just a random girl. Oh, yeah, Monta Williams daughter. Wow get out of here Wait, wait, wait, the Monta one the other one I don't know the white Wait, that's my toe Jordy My toe Williams to the I

Good don't fuck with hook it okay? Don't correct him White It's Montelle Williams Actually, I mean, actually it's Montel Williams. I'm just saying, Gordon, that's the good one for us. This is not how we know it. She didn't want Montel Williams. I'll show you how to play.

Shit. OK. So you're, wait a minute. You're a girlfriend, new Michael Jackson? She didn't know. I mean, I think her father knew him a little better, but she met him a few times. I'm not talking to met, this guy fucking

sheered a pool with him. No, she went to like a few of his concerts. He would do the shows in the city saw him in white shorts Push that so can do white shorts. Boom boom shorts. It was like I was like really really short shorts Okay, he was just actually translating For the white guys in the room poop home We have break the butterfly fans and scrockin What's a bento whatever how you say it? He actually meant I was a happy eight years That was the worst that was yeah

That boom boom and that fucking you mean it's fucking ding ding in this fucking boom boom We have boom boom's a pastry where we come from I don't know what the fuck you all talking about Jeff is the worst accident Jeff we're gonna have you do accents tonight Whatever accent I give you you have to do great. Give me Scott Scottish. What the fuck you don't? Then I give you a good give me Scott Scottish What the fuck you doing tonight? Why not?

That wasn't that bad Dude, it's wasn't like the meds What the fuck you doing tonight? Like fucking the nero? It's Rob Roy The fuck He fucking violated you Fucking cock suck out

That's a waste So here's the deal. So you're in the pool, you come into the pool. I got a miss. So you go in the pool, you go white, white shorts on, white legs, white top, white everything. So Rubbier looks his legs while he's watching you in the pool? No, he's drinking lemonade. He's the, Jesus Christ.

You are so observant. How do you know that? That was a big thing of lemonade right there. Okay, so there's lemonade. Just lemonade. Are you sure you weren't fucking on like drugs? No. This sounds like a dream sequence from North.

Okay, literally. So there's lemonade. Yeah, just the big thing, Michael Jackson and White Tight boom, boom shorts. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and then the shorts have the, you know, when they flip it. Yeah, you roll them up.

You roll them up. Now could you see, did he go into the water? Nah, nah, you know, Niggas though so black, so black. All right, he's still black. Look at the Niggas. So at this point, I'm like, no, he ain't swimming. I'm like, no, he ain't swimming, man. No, boy, he ain't no Niggas swimming, man.

Yeah, I'll wipe you off. Yeah, I'll wipe you out. I'll wipe you off. White, white, world, you live in. Not even Michael Jackson. That's not a bad joke. Not even he was on fire from Pepsi commercial. He would jump in a pool. He would jump in for a 10 year old. What the hell? If you threw, if you threw four Filipino boys and two white boys in a pool Michael Jackson wouldn't jump in even though they were negative in jumping Not even halfway no It was like kind of like asbestos kind of okay, so here's the deal. Okay, okay

Who knows what asbestos looks like I want to say just prep I Want to say John's breath. What's the story? We all connect we all family man. Yeah, but that thing John They every day That's all yeah, everybody's dead Jesus Christ Jesus is dead too. What up man? That's it, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I'm saying, it's the king of pot. Oh, screaming in my ankle, Jackson. Yeah, but I kept it in, I kept it inside. And then, and I said, you know, I respect your work. Oh, blah, blah, he's, oh, thanks, man. Oh, he just gave me like this ill. I don't know, it's like the biggest black head shake. It was off beat.

Yeah, it was like, like an alien. Okay, then what? So that what happened? You said, you know, when the pool, his face, his face was like, nah, he looked like, like, like, you like like, you know, like, I don't know, like, operatic, like, you know, the plastic. Yeah, yeah, it worked. So then what, after you shake it, you know, the, the shit came out, yeah, oh, I see you. I was like, I'm black. Why didn't tell me my Jackson was here. It was like, my God, he lives next door. I bought him a palace, a palace. He bought him because he signed Michael Jackson and then he paid for all of

Michael Jackson's lawyer fees. So he paid for all of Michael Jackson's lawyer fees so he became a citizen of Bahrain to at least so he can't be retried for his money station shit in America. So he became a citizen of Bahrain. So then I walked away because I had the call. I was there with Tyson Beckford. Yeah, the supermodel. He's a mom of Tyson Beckford. He got the six pack and every He's killing it guy. I like I like that Malik is like translating everything for his a model yo, yo, yo He's good rock little Ren. Yeah, yeah, I'm back for now. You know the shirt with the horse on it That's that polo

I called this nigga raise when he came through I call him the animal. Did you talk about my Tyson right? I talk about Tyson back for it That's my boy you know So Tyson's your boy he's a model Michael's your N but he's your new N Yeah Can you call him an N or is he get offended by that?

I didn't call him a nigga You didn't call him a N I just said he was by that? I think call him a nigga. Oh, I don't know. You didn't call him an N. I just said, he was up. I didn't even say anything like, friend or nothing. I just said, we'll start. I can't believe it. You know man, okay, cool, cool, cool.

I'll be talking to you in microquick. Yeah, what up, what up, y'all, what up? What's going on man, wanna give a shout out? Yeah. All right, that's, I'm a man. Jesus Christ, I'm gonna drop a CD here. I just said,

you're gonna come up, I'm gonna try to turn your mic up so you can talk. No, no, no, no, no, this album's coming out to my grandmother. I like fucking magic, Mike, he's dead. But I like his poof poofs, poof poofs, man. Poof poofs, and A-E-D-J, who can? What up, what up? Well, to add on it, he finally came to the palace

and then we all introduced ourselves, and then he battled with Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson stood up from the whatever that one them arrow with kids The kids raised him I'm gonna suck this little dick quicker than you mother Do that I made that fucking nine-year-old come in five seconds and nine-year-olds don't come That's too far I take it back. Oh man. Oh man. Don't take it back. Don't take it back. That was funny, man You gotta let that go that was funny. It's fuck man

He battles a bit and uh Right for some reason he thought that he could do the smooth criminal like he bend his body Michael's like No, that's special effects, you know, I can't really bend all the way It's crazy like, no, no, special effects, you know, I can't really bend all the way. This is crazy. Can I have one second, Jeff, can you do Michael Jackson for us? Well, I'd like to say that all the people in the world who try to bend me over and did you, who kids would try to rape me? I raped him back. Okay, that's it.

Jeff, Jeff, stop, stop, stop. Where would you go with that one? Listen, not that. I was it going? Where was it going? Not that. I wanted you to do the impression. She, all right. Actually, I'm pretty sure Michael Jackson would be too.

Actually, I'm sorry. That was pretty good, bro, Michael. That really freaked me out. The voice was great. The comment. Yeah, but if you're looking at his outer body, it was scaring the shit out of me. All right, here we go.

I'm sorry, Mr. Bobby. People in the world are all about. All right, here we go. I'm sorry, Mr. Bobby. People in the world are all dosh. So now he battles. He's like, look, I can't lean over like, because I had magnet shoes. Yeah, so then Tyson Breffer battled him anyway. He breakdance on the, you know, where the desert? Yeah, don't worry about that.

It's a big. Hello. We go look at the ringer on that and shut it off. I was able to police the plastic in. Yeah, we're both. Hello. Don't worry, the chains on on that shuttle. We're able to police the bus to the end. Hello. Don't worry, the chain's on the white guy. There it is!

Put it on the... Damn! Put it on the Scott. Yeah, yeah. So he battles them real quick. Mike didn't do anything. Mike kind of like stood there laughing a little bit. And then all of a sudden the check was like,

yo, we gotta all have dinner. So Mike was like, uh-huh, thanks for, you know, you know, you know, I was saying so that he walks away. So we gave him the respect, like, you know, we just couldn't believe he was there. Then the shekels like, yo, I can't really, he really stayed that long,

cause usually he don't really interact with people and he leaves. So then all of a sudden, we're about to have dinner and then he comes back, now he's Michael Jackson. He got the glitter suit, everything on. Like, it's like he went down a Batman pole. And he became like this superhero. And now he's Michael Jackson, like no more shorts.

We got some glitter. We got some glitter. Everything. I don't know, even had a glove. I was like, we're in Saudi Arabia, but the fuck is like a hundred degrees. What do you have a glove for? But it was crazy that he's one of the,

he went in a hang hang like it was crazy. Oh, he didn't wait. He didn't go with his pals. He just came back to hang with him. He didn't want to read to or anything with Tyson. No, I don't. Did he move walk to you? Jeff, can you do Michael Jackson come back in the room?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wanted to battle Tyson again? I touched him. Yeah, I know what the battle you before, but I just want to walk backwards. So I grew up on my table and then we all can have dinner. And then Janet will blow all of us. I was.

Janet blow all of you. Oh, wait. Did she blow you? No, that's not true. Jeff was making that up. She got a nice mouth. I heard. OK.

Now, so you met the king of pop. Now did you become friends with him? Yeah We did we had dinner they brought out lamb ass so it was crazy They put like did you say lamb ass? Yeah, it was the butter the the the go to whatever wait We're llamas llamas fam. Oh llamas. Yeah, no, it's a llamas. He's saying lamb the ass of a lamb I'm not bad my bad. I got you. I got you. I got you. I just I just don't want to smoke crazy out here He gave us the platform and I'm giving black. Yeah, I just I just don't want to smoke crazy out here You know me. Yeah, he gave us a platform. You know me. He give me black. Yeah, he giving me because the chance I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I I See that one my kid Mike Jackson the king of pop So we make the butterflies gonna be broken you're playing you're actually breaking the butterfly

He's gonna get kicked out of the fucking band Gonna kick him out. They're all gonna be wearing the skirts when he gets home. I might we came to a fucking conclusion You know talk about that king of pop like that Who is a you two? I don't know Jeff will you do the impression please Which one of us call this guys kicking bill out of the band do bono bono is that bono? Bears guess what we have to kick out of the fucking band because you don't like the fucking Michael Jackson

Why are you getting good at this Good you don't have funny anymore you fucking booty was so real trying out for S&L Fuck is this shit are your shut off? Oh, dude. Do you do a shit? Yeah, that was the funny part? All right, so so now forward we went to the mall we hung out This is mall and the desert is a mall and in Bahrain so we hung to the mall, we hung out. There's a mall in the desert. There's a mall in in Bahrain. So we hung out in the mall, but the check made a law where you can't talk to Michael Jackson. So the law is anybody that lives in Bahrain can't talk to him. So then they shut the mall down,

we walked everywhere, went to Starbucks, went to like the time spot, but he had the role. What do you get at Starbucks? A black boy. All right, Jeff. Oh man, I like that. That was good. That was good. I like that. That's so fucking good. Hang on one second. I thought I was fantastic. I I Was good

I like I thought I was fantastic I have to be the guy that goes listen to I have sponsors I have to read I have to read sponsors in around fucking not this week. We're good this week No, Rob sent me No, I know sponsors are good talk that's fun though. Do that joke over You have the home like yeah, yeah, we just not gonna do spots this week

We can't No, here it is who's on the show I got a two black guys three black guys Four black guys, three black guys, four black guys, no sponsors. I had two black guys you had one, two sponsors. At three black guys you had one, at four black guys you have news. I got a few photos right here, look. Oh, this is like, oh, that's a crazy.

Can I see that? Can you show Bill, pass it around to everybody. Look at that. I feel like we're all looking at the gold phone and Godfather three. Is that Godfather three or two? all looking at the gold phone and got That got further three or two another Tichen in the middle Yeah, that's a we on Weird okay, all right, you look super white right there. What a great intern no makeup nothing this is crazy

So show like a lot of them all what happens? Nobody nobody said what's up to him. It was like it it's a law like you can't talk to a Michael Jackson like we like he, but he had the robe like the Arabic like we had to wear the black one because you couldn't wear the white one. Yeah, the thing over his face. Yeah, he had it over his face, but still people could tell like it's him, but nobody sent him. Okay. So there's Michael Jackson. There's Tyson. Who's that fat guy? Right. I think he's like a rapist or something that is escaped the law and he lives in Saudi. He's scrolling for deck really. Is he really?

Now, can I keep going? His other is like, that's great. He's scrolling for deck packs I think. Wow, Michael looks like he's so, wow. That's Michael Jackson at the end. Yeah, before he died. Did you see his legs where they fucked up with all needles? They were smooth, like silk.

Okay. No, it was looking deep like that. Jesus. How long ago was this? It was like right before he died? This is like a couple months after he died. I apologize. I went too far on your photos.

Okay. And I'm gonna hand this back to you. Okay. And I'm gonna wait for my dick to go back down. I hang on a second, I'm gonna call. There's a lot of them, buddy. I'm gonna fucking go away from my dick, go back down. I hang on a second, I'm gonna fuck. There's a lot of them, buddy. I'm gonna fucking go away from my dick to go back down.

You can't give that phone back on me. That's horrible, dude. I don't want to do a podcast. I'm not letting you look at horrors. All right, my fucking dick has a heartbeat right now. That wasn't your wife, though, was it? Oh no, man. You crazy, man.

I'm full of her, man. What the fuck? Fuck that. First of all all my god It looks like the tunnel that Harrison Ford went to in the And the first the rate is a lock-art my lost dark remember when the ball came rolling out Whatever I saw look like that Ball and if you went in at a bunch of spiders would be on your show

What the fuck I gotta get the pancake cuz if I was a drummer in his band I'll be doing pancakes every day. I'm gonna show you guys what a pancake. I'm not sure what a pancake is I love pancakes. I love them. I can't have sugars or grains, but I'll I love them. I can't have sugars or grains, but I'll put syrup on it. I'll put syrup on it Let's show me a pancake is that you nuts between a fucking I'm like a shrieking my dick. Oh, thank you. No, please don't I don't want Shitty day. I'm gonna shit your day. I block myself out of this one But how's that possible? I was using truck. There's a pancake. That's actually in London.

Okay, let's look at a pancake. It's a London pancake. Oh, that's a... Pass that down? It's the stacking of the pussy. Oh, alright, that's a double stack pussy right there. Where could I buy one of those? Show that to my wife.

Now, why is the pussy look like you... You hit it it was shit up Okay, so you dig his bag. Oh, yeah, I've never I've never heard a pussy with my deck Pink right now wow looks like it's been had by a train If I was a drummer, it's over. Yeah, it's crazy, mom. Well, Bill's got a Bill you're in town. You came and picked me.

Yeah, I'm just a bit. I'm just a bit so levity. This is not a job as a host. I will steer the ship back to white people and white people lives. Because you did your sponsors for next week, guys. So, did you get a Yankee hat for your kid? Oh. No, say, say.

Oh, God, Bill, I don't know what to say. Jefferson is heyday. That's crazy. You just want to hang out with black people's whole life? Because I'm Caucasian. All right, so. Well, he has a Boston hat on Jesus Christ. Yeah, he does. Well, that's because of all the work.

I made him wear that. Yeah, he has a Yankee hat. I made him wear the ball But anyways, listen I'm not a fan of this either don't don't sweat this out. This matches my shirt We're in the hockey hockey hat right now Yeah, but you're one black hawks know, yeah, but you're black hawks. Black hawks. Black hawk. Black hawk.

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Black hawk. Black hawk. Black hawk. Black hawk. Black hawk. Black hawk. Black hawk. Black can't look at that moisture. I'm really sure it's going to be okay. It's going to be okay. Who would have worked those alternative rooms down the street? Don't worry. Guys, it wasn't me.

Well, that was terrible. That was terrible. That's against everything we've been fighting for for the last fucking six months with my blog. Okay? Oh, look. Oh, look. I mean, here's the thing. You do say the end word a lot.

Yeah, but I say it out of ignorance though. I don't even talk like that when I'm- I had a guy, somehow I got into some Twitter thing with Roland, who's the black dude? Martin, Roland Martin. Roland Martin, who I really- You argue to him about that? No, I didn't at all.

I like Roland Martin a lot. I mean, I had my book cheat and he had me on his radio show. It was very cool to me, but I guess I don't know if you know we we say it on this show We talk about it a lot nobody ever ever ever says it like Real He said like 12 times five minutes in his shit, you know why? Because I feel not like I hate of course my like a black friends. I love you guys Yeah, yeah, you look at niggas. Yeah Not real not like I hate of course my like a black friends. I love you guys

I respect you. Yeah, you respect your neggas. I feel I listen man stop, but he said Motherfucker swim listen You guys don't so I if I swim I get away from you. No, I think it's a mental, you know what I say because I know it kind of like intimidates certain people and then like even when I first met how was learned. I said, what up nigga? He was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, why don't I say white people get fired for that? Well, because I'll tell you why, because there's black people out there that don't want people using the word.

Roland, that's what my point is, getting to, he will block anybody he said, and I block anybody no matter what, if you use that word, you're gone. And there's no, there's no, what are you laughing at? It's a low-end soy, a prograsso. That was what he meant.

That was what he was saying, it was really. Who kid is the one who laughs? It wasn a long and sorry, but good as well. That was what he made me was saying it. That was it. That was it. Who kid is the one who laughs? It wasn't the guy from Scotland. Oh, Jeff. I'm just going to keep the status face. Yeah, just stay. Yeah.

When you go to Africa, you got to hear how African say Niga. Like, this shit is crazy. This is 20 minutes. Jeff's saying that word. No, Jeff. No. I'm like, you want to get the accident in? I'll do the sign language for Mandela's funeral.

All right, there we go. Listen, my point is, I'm going to get broken. I mean, what's the sign? We're out in video dumb dumb. There's a camera right in you. All right, listen. All right, what I'm saying though is he, you know, there are a lot of black people that are like, I, I, I will not tolerate it out of anybody.

But it's false because here's a deal. If you, if you're a black guy and you say, I'm going to block everybody who uses that word no matter what, but you follow 50 cent, JZ, yourself, Russell Simmons, okay, so but here's the thing if you follow them then you're going against what you say You you you you really mean you think Obama knows that you would up nigga. I'm the fucking president, yo But to Michelle Do you understand if I got that audio I would That's the way you hear me in a movie theater yo, what are you? I'm the president mother fuck there's no way of bomb it is that y'all I'm done nigga man. I'm done

nigga you think he says it oh yeah No time yeah, he's really I'm done nigga. Oh nigga. We made it you know nigga. We made it. What was this slogan? nigga. We made it no We can't Second term was popping, baby. That's like a no more. The number one song in America was my nigga, my nigga. My nigga, my nigga.

You know, I treated like a psychological, hypocritical type thing when it comes to radio. Right. Because if I come in, like, you know, I did the food that we're show, we're rolling. Yeah, you can't do that. Super white, super. Come on, it's a jacket. It was there. The first thing I came here, what up, I did the food that we're show we're rolling. Yeah, you can't super white, super, come on, it's a jacket was there. The first thing I can be, what up, Niggas?

And they're like, everybody's like, what the fuck? But then when they hear that, yo, I know Mr. Nobo, like I hang with my Zouiza, I eat in all the restaurants of the mobile. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm gonna explain that to you. I'm gonna get manipulated like my whole environment. And if I love when white people is there, because white people are just so fucking nervous. So if I come in and I just be like, but then I get them so comfortable

because they don't understand why, you know, they always see this one thing. Like they see this hat, they see my jewelry, they see like $100,000 watching all the shit. But then they're like, holy shit, this guy's done more than the average guy. Oh, he's seen more than the average guy. Oh, he's seen more than anybody.

Right. But I do that on purpose because that's why I'm who I am. Breaking down the bear. But I don't really go fuck about the N word. Like, I'm just doing out of comedy and funny, but I'm not like serious, you know, like old day. I just think that, you know, I just like intimidating way people. But it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't intimidate you. But I'm, I love the pause that when I say, I just like intimidating way people. But it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't intimidate you.

It doesn't intimidate you, but it makes me, I love the pause that when I say, I just love it. I, there's no pause with me though, because I want to say it too. I want to say it in a funny way. I've been translated for you. No, but I want to say it like, I used to tell Patrice's all the time. You make it fun to say because you do it in question.

Negal? You'll do it in anger. NIGGA. You'll do it like if you catch me fucking three chicks at once. NIGGA. Doing a triple pancake. NIGGA. It's unfortunate that it's a racial word. And I don't like it being used racially. Like, use for hate and shit right Yeah, it's a word that's used every day amongst a lot especially a most black You know weekends and I was more and I was and I spent me and Jeff were in the car with the windows up Driving through white plants like I'm confused Like it times don't consider themselves white it times think they're black some reason I don't know where it is But because they they good more than eight. I know juice We read a Italian Irish and I would bet Scottish

People consider this white yeah Check this out this out. You better not ask me that question again. The loquus most. I've never seen Bill that serious in my life. If he had a bagpipe, you would have... Eddie! Yeah. What did I do? What did I do?

What did I do? Jesus Christ. Why we we wins. I love the confusion. But it always ends ends well and then these people become more of a friend Like the friendship becomes crazy. Well, you are that guy, dude You really are I mean I mean the fact that you know all these people blow me blows me a fucking way From downtown This is this why I love watch this question ready love this fast you this or as build this a Jeff

You would answer me you'd find some way around it most famous girl you've ever fucked There's a few but I don't know like send my famous Damn, I don't know if I just niche on them. Apparently not the guy I thought you were I don't know if I think, I love it. What the fuck? I mean, I already dropped, I dropped Diamond to my amelon, but you know, but who cares? She owned Jimmy Choo.

She used to own Jimmy Choo. So you fucked Famous Broughts? 42. You fucked Famous Broughts? Yeah, some old ladies, some friends, some young bitches. What's the oldest brother you've ever fucked? Probably like 46. That's nice.

Oh my. That's Jeff's daughter Shit menopause is crazy though. He's got a lot of oil in there. Oh, I'm sorry. What did you just say? Yeah, what do you say you need to get the moisture right? Yeah, the moisture right got some oil. Use guys those some water some Poland spring if you want, you know I mean I won't get some balls. You know know I mean if you're money right put some water in it you know I'm a little vacation you know I mean like a post-op training

how about 90-week gear oil that's a hundred reference only the rear I don't know old, they come and then they just try. It's over. Oh, did you get stuck in it like Madusa? Like you look like a seized engine as a man. You don't want to be stuck in it, kid. Like, did you get your job?

That's the perfect sound effect. Did you get your job? So, I love you. Perfect sound effect So The travel you travel the world you're you're a DJ, right? Been everywhere, but you're that's what you do you DJ. Yeah DJ tour So you go to a party you got these big cans on you got your own stuff How do you do you have records? Do you have a eye-past? Depends on which country but you know EDM house. It's open format now not as open format shit now

So what does that mean? I mean you do you have a choice of play EDM house depends on where you at If you go to Scotland they have different types of music there too They're like all here pop and then they got their own Scottish rappers. They got their own like Movement. Yeah, same way you go to Ireland. You go to Lemrek is like different over there You go to like Dublin. It's like but I've been going to like hundreds of countries for like 20 years I know everywhere and every type of specifics on anyone here really so I'm like literally the only one I's kind of like that. So what do you what do you? Do you have to bring your just laptop, motherfucking? That's it. You got all your shit on you.

I would take mother fuckers. Yeah, it's a cool way. I mean, it's gonna save you. I'm not that cool. Back in the days, we used to carry those big, heavy records, right? Yeah, make our hands believe it's the... Yeah, but now, it's like everything's on a laptop. You got all your songs on a laptop.

It's a rato. Some of them are still so cool. Yeah. Now you go to the place, you laptop, you hook up into the system, and then how do you, every club has that? How do you mix the songs? How do you mix right on the laptop?

Or do you have a, yeah. Everything is just like two turntables. You have two turntables. But I love, you know, the thing about having a band, the laptop or you have a everything is just like two turntables you have two turntables and then but I love you know the thing about being having a man I love DJing with a band is crazy the live performance when you DJ but how do you DJ the it's turntables through the computer digitally yeah so there's no record it's too digital whatever turntables in front of your computer and you just

picking so you pick and choose but what I do is I got like special folders I got like the way folder Extra way extra dance away. What's that like? Cherry pie five times In excess By Bon Jovi Queen I got hold the queen records in there. You know, it's just like,

you just gotta map everything out. So you gotta smith. No. Okay. You don't have Will Smith. Only one like, you know, you be surprised. That Miami song is the biggest song in Dubai. I said, big song, you know,

it'll make no sense. Dubai loves Will Smith. That's crazy. Ice baby. Why don't I have a water? One moisture? You have done a few. I'm not mine. DGV drama geeks. They're really really popular. Yeah That's another thing. Yeah, DGV drama See, but you know what I'm saying like I understand cuz we have a band I DJ when you look but I see DJ for 50 cents

We had a band and I understand like his whole like I'm fascinated how they just fucking connect you know They're like just like on the DJ. He's the core of the band. Right if he fucks up como si no me quedo fácil de hacer esto, yo no me quedo fácil de hacer esto, yo no me quedo fácil de hacer esto, yo no me quedo fácil de hacer esto, no me quedo fácil de hacer esto, no me quedo fácil de hacer esto, no me quedo fácil de hacer esto, no me quedo fácil de hacer esto,

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Pulsan el banner para saber más. ¿Sueñas con un futuro más allá de los estudios de grado? Gracias a las becas de post-grato en el extranjero para saber más. I Don't use any click trucks either so you don't even do drugs either click truck. Oh Clean and organic and the past and the past but no anymore done with that shit. Yeah bill is You know what he's got Yeah, Bill is um, well, you know what he's got a little Fuck that shit. He's got a family. It's kind of like me. What do I? He's got a well you have a kid You have two sons I dig 16 years of this pussy Like fingering it

That's who sons good And a white baby around his neck all in cross in diamonds beat that's 11 we carry my white baby Everywhere goes big see the white baby on his neck all day two sons man all day man white baby man 16 years St. Pussy what you think happening big? What you think happening man check us bottom poem man lemonade you me name you know, I mean let me make us some brown water next to it What it is man? Yeah the legs are white the kids are white what it is? Malik No, listen Malik you don't know the words robber ever I'm a hater. No, listen, Malik, you're a-

Tudor! I'm the worst robber ever. Malik, that's amazing. Malik, look at me. You're gaining a friend, but you're also losing. You're losing your old friend. You're scaring your old friend. I got to know who you are.

Fuck you, sis! Are you alright, dude? Jeff, can you talk to me? You're so excited. It's all good, man. It's not well being excited, man. You're making a turn on me. Fucking Christ, dude? Jeff, can you talk to him? He's a little excited. It's all good, man. No more being excited, man. You make a turn up, man.

Fucking Christ, dude. You're doing good. You got him drinking beer like white guys. He's all nervous. Can I get a nickel up, too? Can I get a corona? You want to line with that? Well, I thought she was gonna have a panic, man.

That's him. Well, dude, look at all black now. Now you want to turn up, man. line with that. What? I'm sorry. Well, I do get a black now. Now you want to turn up, man. Now you want to turn up, man. I got a Scottish question. What's this thing? Is it only in Ireland or in Scottish? This thing called the white pudding.

It's like. Oh, white pudding, yeah, and black pudding. And there's lots. Did they mix them together? No, no. No, they never mix. But the black pudding and there's lots to them mix them together But the black pudding is pig blood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you eat it for breakfast and usually it's cut a coated in butter White pudding blood to or is that just like that's like the residue they were left over body parts Stuff like yeah, yeah, yeah, it's weird. It's crazy It's actually okay. I love that but the way putting is really good black pudding. I don't know pig blood I feel like a vampire. Yeah, yeah, it's bloody. It's irony

It's irony Yeah, don't bet it would be cracking up right now You like that though? You like that though the red thing? So, yeah, it's alright, it's okay But the... Yo man, I just couldn't believe it was a pig blood I was like, yeah, you just gave me pig blood, but I'm fucking... Black blood, girl

The Scottish bowl just... they'll eat anything Like the Mars bars and bar, you know candy bars and bar, they'll deep fry it No Yeah, yeah, yeah, crazy I want to get pizza The deep fried pizza as well There's still skinny like the average the average life in the average life spinner one of these guys like fun Bill is gonna die next year. No, no, I don't need that shit.

No. What's like a standard meal in Scotland? No, we don't fucking animal. It's going to my meat, which is just normal stuff. But that is people over there that just eat just crazy stuff. I don't understand the canned beans. Like I feel like I'm poor when they put that on my plate. I love beans. But it's like mad beans for breakfast

I want any put it in bread, too. Like yeah, you put it in the bread and then eat the beans with the bread I'm like no poor. I know I remember the first time I feel like I'm poor. All right when I eat spaghetti with hot dogs. Yeah, yeah, you ever had that you ever had that? Yeah, look at me Yeah, yeah, you ever had that you ever had it. Yeah, look at me I have a lunch today You just said I was so sad I really feel like y'all get this motherfucker with beans

I never understood that and then you know that that's like this English breakfast Scottish breakfast All different type of breakfast. Yeah, when I first went to Amsterdam and I won first time over there And I went for the the they have those breakfasts and then meats and cheeses like deli meat and cheeses with beans And I was like why is there a fucking deli meat said fucking six thirty in the morning And these people would come and get the meat and then the cheese and the beans and I was like wait, but why am I complaining about this? I can eat a sandwich and have eggs with beans. Suck a dig. This is the best thing I've ever had in my life.

They're bacon, sausage, ham, and a turkey sandwich with Swiss cheese. Eggs, fucking bacon, sausage, and beans. Suck a dig. She's eggs fucking bacon sausage and beans suck it Wow, that's why they're fucking teeth are all crazy You know another thing I don't understand like older women go out like like they date and they go out and clubbing like Like 40 45 there they're clubbing with the dresses and everything. Yeah, I don't know that my mom's going up like and mean some guy and getting fucked like it's crazy They want some hugs. Yeah, but it's tons of them. It's like not like one and like this tons Barry white

Jesus I'm over here. We'll get you talking about hugs and shit man. No, we don't do that Such a sexy way, yeah, you Yeah, no, maybe they want some Got their Frank Ocean album So Metham and Linda by the whitest guy in the world Actually, it's no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no He's like in dig right now right this day. Do you have any of a webcam on them? Right now Check this out

You don't have kids ring you have kids no kids my how I don't have no kids man. My how old is that? He's dareta but you said. No, because I got kids. He's got kids. You got kids. You got a kid. I got two kids. You got two kids. How old are your kids?

14 and 13. Are you friendly with them? Yeah, my mom and the homies. They live at home with you? Yeah. They do. All right, cool. And your wife, did they get along with your wife?

Yes, I think so. But I'm sorry I really talked to them like what do you have like a different side of the house? In the West Wing Upstairs somewhere I know she bow when you come in and walk behind you What the fuck I saw her bathing today, but I've seen her a while me bathing What the fuck? I started bathing today, but I've seen her a while. What do you mean bathing?

What? I'm gonna shine a pond. I'm gonna shine a pond. I'm gonna shine a pond. I'm gonna shine a pond. I'm gonna shine a pond. What are you doing in my shower, y'all? What are you doing in my shower, y'all?

What are you doing in my shower, y'all? What are you doing in my shower, y'all? What are you doing in my shower, y'all? What are you doing in my shower, y'all? What are you doing in my shower, y'all? What are you doing in my shower, y'all? What are you doing in my shower, y'all? What are you doing in my shower, y'all?

What are you doing in my shower, y'all? What are you doing in my shower, y'all? What are you doing in my shower, y'all? What are you doing in my shower, y'all? What are you doing in my shower, y'all? What are you doing in my shower, y'all? What are you doing in my shower, y'all? What are you doing in my shower, y'all? I like what I make of nervous he drinks beer. He's like an alcoholic dad when he gets nervous. That's so long, super guy. I just, I was like, you have a fat pussy. She was like, what? And then she just went to the coffee.

That's it. So you don't fuck her at all. I don't know. Why? That's crazy. Because I did it like 13 years straight. So. How long has it been?

Like 20, I've been wearing 20 years. How long have you been since you fucked her? I don't know. I can you've been since you fucked? I tell you last time I fucked another bit He's the last forever. We've been this is who Vegas Last week in Vegas. I fucking Vegas for the moral. Oh, you know, you're fucking again. Oh, I'll fuck it definitely really That's amazing to me. He's DJing with fucking Puffie. Of course he's gonna get laid in. He's that ass for him?

Getting that pussy. You're not gonna get the pancakes. You're gonna do pancakes again? Oh yeah. How many pancakes you're gonna have? Puff gave me pancakes last year. He gave you, now you're talking real pancakes now, because I'm honking.

You're talking Puff pancakes. He gave me two Dominican chicks, their cousins. Wow. He gave them to you. Now he owns them. How does that work? He gave me two Dominican chicks their cousins. Wow. He gave them to you. Now he owns them. How does that work? Another all white one he gives them to you?

Well, take it easy. Take it easy. We're not on air right now. Yeah, we're on air. Now Bill, Bill and Peg the Butterfly have you ever given Pegas? Never had a pancake kick in my life I'm gonna hang with me Please don't play DGV drama night so it should be a couple of pancakes You know what it is like I understand because you know it was almost did that thing again

Get him a water Adrian be good. This shit. No, it's back no man. All right. It's back. Yeah Are you a robot You get him a water buddy Yeah, get to water I understand because you know like Travis Barker is a good friend of mine also I love Travis very timid like he's very like yeah, not like to say that he's like nervous on them But he just like he's the world differently like to say that he's like nervous on him but he's just like he's the world differently but he loves his kids his family and then I think he's done so much shit that that shit don't even bother him. That's what's done right yeah yeah that's another thing too but I mean but he's I think he's always been like that

now do you ever think you're gonna meet somebody and settle down again are you done with that? No I have a fuck marriage I have had this shit again, man. Really? Never. Can I be honest with you, who can? Who'd you kid? Yeah. Never again with like a marry. I don't go fuck about this shit.

I want to be honest with you. I'm married and I like it. Okay. I like going home, but I was a piece of shit for a long time. Like, I feel like I live my life backwards. I feel like, you know, like a lot of friends of mine, I set a fucking hours young and I fucked through my teens,

I fucked through my 20s in my early 30s, and then I finally gave it up. I was a wrap because I kind of did it all. I mean, the next thing I was gonna do is like, you know, I don't know, fucking suck a dick or something. There was nothing left to do. Oh, that is out, that is out. Yeah, there's no, no, there's no, I did all,

I did, I pancake the couple times. I did a couple tacos. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I made a roast pork. Yeah, and then I did a fucking, I did a Sunday. With a cherry on top Some fucking fact in the basement what the Sunday I don't understand Listen so I but I'm you know look I'm still a fucking freak

I think once you want your a piece of shit in your brain your piece of shit Your job is to fight it When you make that decision like when you're like look like I'm sure Bill happily married I miss wife is adorable his kids are awesome. He's fucking band is killing it So you can be happy in that realm and in the fame is I sometimes I think the fame comes from being happy Mm-hmm. I think success sometimes comes from being happy But I also think on the other end a success can come from not from being who the fuck you are Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's me. You're right. You don't I mean, I you know

I was a fifth when you know get rid of kind of your end. You don't have any. I mean, I was with Fifth when, you know, Gavry to die trying, and Cretto, but we tore it away. Everybody M&M, too. You should have AIDS. Yeah, that's what the fuck it is dead, nigga. You should be, that was hot. You see, you cool now, you cool. You cool now, you're a catcher, though.

You're a catcher, though. I'm in. You're in there, you're in there. You're in there, you're in there. Don't say it back, though. That one scared me, but how many? I mean, I saw outrageous, but I just think that You in there, you in there, you in there. Don't say it back though. That one scared me, but I'm in. I mean, I saw outrageous, but I just think that, you know, I, you know, just like, I have this mentality, like,

I just want to live my life the way, because I don't want to regret it. Like, I'm going to fucking sacrifice all. I'm not going to do it incident. I argue with my wife's bullshit. But I've been with her so long, I'm never going to leave her. You know, that's what it sounds fucked up, but I'm never going to leave her.

What's up, Pizzley? It does, but it sounds fucked up, but I'm never gonna leave her. What's that pussy? It does, but it doesn't. You know why it does it? Because that's your 100% into your decisions. I'm a luck man. I grew up without a dad, I grew up fucked up. It takes a lot for me to make a decision. I can flip flop.

What do I mean? What do I mean? It's hard, especially being a comic. You need an opinion, you need. So when I make a decision, that's fucking it. When I say something, that's kind of the, I'm down because it takes a lot to get there. But a guy like you who can say that to himself,

it's like being fat. There was a time around a year ago when my therapist said something to me, he goes, why are you just be okay with being who you are? You know what I mean? I was like, I am and it allowed me to lose weight because I finally didn't give a fuck. I was like, I'm happy who I am. I the reason why I want to be able to do more things. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna learn about food and learn about eating for me and what I like and what I can do. And I found, can do and I found

that's when I found all that you know no sugar no grains and it would allow me to fucking do what I wanted to but I was happy I'm happy with myself now even seeing myself on Louis last night it was a fucking nightmare let me tell you and here's the deals. It was at my fattest when we shot that. Yeah, I'm talking. And here, this is the trick. We showed up. We were supposed to shoot another scene. Okay, so he goes, yeah, I don't want to shoot the scene.

This is so great, Louis. So talented this fucking guy. But it also was like shocking. You know, we're up on the upper, upper Harlem, right? Riverside drive way up. That's where the apartment is right So he goes I'm gonna shoot this other thing that he wrote you go and he goes on and he gets this takes this fucking stuff USB hard drive around his neck and fucking puts in the script prints it out and hands it to me It's a three-page script and he and I read it and it's like in a towel

Coming out of the shower. I'm like, mother, I gotta be naked. Like, I'm like, I'm at my fattest. I'm three bills. I was 50 pounds fatter than I am now. This is before the, did you film this one before the band-bang episode or after? This was after bang bang.

Oh, shit. Oh, wow. Okay, so like, me look, man. Heavy out here. It's real heavy out here. Real heavy streets. Real big in these streets, man. If it was two years ago, I probably wouldn't,

I might have got out of it. I tried it. I was like, now I'm doing this. But I was like, I don't give a fuck. This is who I am right now. I know who I'm gonna be, but that's it. You know what I mean? I'm a fat motherfucker right now. I went who I'm gonna be, but that's it. You know what I mean? I'm a fat motherfucker right now.

I went in the bathroom, I took my shit off, I put this fucking face cloth on my cock, wet myself down and walked out and did the scene. And you know what? It was fucking hilarious. I got nothing but compliments on it. Oh, you. You know, I got a couple of fat things here.

It's Twitter after all. things here Couple people who wrote this Couple girls are like, you know fucking can I Just fucking they were just sad Jeff walked up to me and asked me for his lunch money back So apparently but You know you know you you find yourself in the disappointment life where you're like, you know what? I'm happy we were wearing that right and I'm kind of like that Because I was like that years ago. I'm like reversing but I'm also abusing like the opportunities that's giving to me like you know Just like you know you're like come on. It's no way Obama's not doing anything. I don't know if I was a president

Come on, you're the president. Oh my god, we'd be out of debt. We could use your necklace to get out of debt. You can take some of your jewelry. We'd pen, we'd pen, take San Ereno and fucking Robert Kennedy's daughter. My problem is that, you know, just like you see that, I know some people by far myself in weird situations and then random, and I go by feet. I know I'm not chasing bitches and fucking them.

I'm just like, if it comes my way in there, but I have a choice. And I like the fact that I have a choice. Well, fucking is fun, dude. I mean, I used to love back in the day, meeting a chick at a show or whatever. And then you hang out, you talk, you philosophize. Philosophize and fori is one of the most fascinating

things you can ever do to get in a chick's hat or another human being's hat and talk about shit and you're shooting angles and trying to, she's trying to, you know, forward you off and not fuck you, but she does, she wants to, but she's gonna make you Ornid or she's gonna try to fight it or use all the stuff her parents taught her and you're trying to get it And then all of a sudden something happens where you you win and you're back in that fucking room and she's sucking you dick Like she's wanted a suck it like it's the best like she's one of the sucky dicks that she was born

like it's the best, like she's one of the sucky dicks that she was born. Like, you look down like, did you, have you wanted to suck my dick for like 10 years? Cause you're sucking my dick like this is, you can't breathe and my dick gives you oxygen. Like, my dick is an oxygen hose and you're on the, on you're on Mars. And Arnold Schwarzenegger just shot the glass out.

I mean, I don't know, I just find it so crazy, like, you know, On your on Mars and Arnold Schwarzenegger shot the glass out. I Mean I don't know I just find it so crazy like you know like You could be like all right you just did a show and you meet a bitch and you fuck a bitch But I'm in a situation where I just DJed for like Kadafi like the X Got it America killed I just DJed for this motherfucker and his kids Yeah, and all of a sudden they give me 20 bitches These are the situations I'm in. Are they dead bitches alive? Bad bitches, man. How they bad bitches? I was like you give me 20 girls and I have option to either bang all them or archa-tos

It's just like those situations are too ridiculous to me. What you do? Did you fuck them all or you Three three the best ones out of your pancakes pancake. But it's like you don't want to spaghetti. I could fuck with that. I'll be finished. I'm old. But it's like those kind of situations it's not a normal situation if you go to Dubai and then she goes like, yeah, I got

and then he got 10 bitches for me. Yeah. It's like goddamn. Well, if I say no, what the fuck am I to say though? Yeah, you're disrespecting the country For America You're doing it for America you pancake it for America Right you live for figure you're fuck with a flag Yeah, you putting you you painted your dick red white and blue Star you're putting, you painted your dick red, white, and blue. The star and your nuts. You stuck that fucking American dick and that fucking goddamn pussy. And you made that bitch come and speak English.

I just can't say, yo, man. I'm not gonna say I don't say, you know, like I don't say. Is Bill crying or is he okay? I don't know, I'm just saying out of this. You know what's crazy? Because, you know, it's just like, you know, like I just't say it. Is Bill crying or is he okay? I don't know, I'm just saying. Just saying out of this. You know what's crazy? You know, it's just like, you know, like I used to be like, I love my Virginia at 20, so. Wow.

Wow. I was sitting in those and one of them. You guys love that 15. I don't know what they're forgett doing, but I love that 20. I lost mine at 10. I'm a 71. Like I was born 71.

And back then, the girls was lying. Everybody was lying about fucking, you know what I'm saying? So, and then I was like, you know, I came up with pimples and, you know, I had no gear, I had no clothes, I had like wax. You know, nobody wanted to fuck. So you're doing what Patrice did. Patrice did the same thing. He didn't fuck as a kid, but when he got some fame,

he started marrying. You know, a few of my friends lost every genie at like 20 and they're the biggest dirt bags that everybody is a 10 years behind Yeah, 10 10 to the 10 to you know 12 years behind Dude to like me who fucking but I don't think it's a bad thing Mm-hmm, but I'm glad that I'm out of the game because I don't think I can he I can't deal with the whole dreams No, I can't deal with the chick tell me she's gonna get a real estate license God I just want to grab her you can't you not

You're gonna work at Whole Foods Why I'm fucking you cuz your dreams are dead No, it was so bad that I didn't even know that useable to pull out. I thought that you know they get pregnant randomly So I came in what? Yeah, school in his different way Really don't get all information My first time's I didn't know I thought that yeah Yeah, if you pancake and they don't get pregnant

You know, you don't get pregnant. That's why you pay It didn't help the vagus Puerto Riga too You get a Puertoter in a double pregnant He look at him about six month old up top teaching the four month old Spanish You're like fan of white Hey First time I met a Indian doctor because we had to get a abortion and I need to introduce Indian doctors So I learned a lot yeah, we really don't know that kind of stuff. We don't even meet Indian so we like 18 hundred

Yeah, yeah, 200 bucks to get an abortion. How many babies you kill? Like three of my life you killed three babies. I killed like two killed him with a home. I killed two How many do you kill now? I'll talk about I'll talk about that. Yeah, he's a killer How many do you kill now I'm talk about I'm talking about that. Yeah, he's a killer Would you get him you shot him? I take a mom and you gotta go in there. I didn't know it was options like that. You know what I mean? That's why I'm right here traps that you know my penis You're too trapped that you're my penis Your friend Your friend is gonna go over the back to a story

My like why this guy you ever talked to at a college You know me now, but I got I just fit in, I got to fit in sometimes. I mean, I can't be all out white. You know, man, you got, you know, I'm really hard to hard. You are not mad, you are my leak tonight. I'm a leak tonight, you know what I mean? I thought, blah, blah, blah. You know what I mean?

If you fuck what I'm doing, you fuck with my movin' man. Make sure you put my mix tape and shit is coming out soon. Clap, clap, clap. You know what I mean? It's all sound effects, all sound effects, man. Just beats and sound effects, man. Clap, clap, clap, clap. That's why I knew shit, I got Jay-Z on it, I sound effects all sound effects man just beats and sound effects man That's my new shit. I got Jay Z on it. I got Wayne on it. Yeah, I got a buy on it man I got Michael Jackson on the pool he doing it in the Louis crazy man fuck with your boy You do make a Jackson on the out of my girl Mike right?

I just want to say thank you Thank you. I'm gonna miss you. I got a bless you. I'm gonna miss you. I love the words. And the toy is really a guy. It's like smelling really bad shit. You got to smell it a couple of times. What is that? Oh my god. Hello, Jeff's oh Jeff's doing an accident. Oh god. Do it again

Talk star wars in a couple minutes Defenders of the galaxy. I'm ready. I want to know what defenders have got to see. Yeah, him another beer, please. He's all beer number two. I know he's fucking pouring. He's a poor white kid from a story. He's to fill up on on fucking barley and oats

That's like fucking breakfast to him. That's like orange Shit All right, so listen I I mean it's fascinating to me that year you're because I mean we've all we all live I would say a normal life and you're traveling for the last 20 years now when you go a 50 cent Now you guys friends still yeah, what's the homie? Yeah, so you did now do you go to his house? Nah, yeah, trust me. Yeah, I mean why? I think I'm a steal or something. What'd you do? I mean I think I might take his jewelry or something. Did you did you own a white diamond boy?

might take his jewelry or something. Did you did he own a white diamond boy? I'm rich, rich. Something like that. Did you steal from, did you steal from? I took a spinner, the famous junior spinner, and I hit it in my house. It's like, empty. That was you?

Yeah, that was me on MTV, but I still have it. I still have a hidden somewhere. Wait a minute, like fucking, wait a minute. For the days, still mad. What are you trying to, is this gonna be a new Martin Lawrence movie? I got to get that spinning to get my kid out I was blind the line Thank you

Jeff Black boys. I got to get it. Thank you. Jeff, do you do Martin Lawrence? Jeff, do you do Martin Lawrence? Oh, God. Oh, I can't. Ah! He tapped out of that one. All right. Okay. So,

all right. So, wait a minute. You stole a spinner. Yeah, he's been looking for for years and then I I showed it only to MTV and in the way he found out it was missing because I had it on MTV with the spinner and I hit it again But it's like a a junior mystery Why do you why'd you spin it? Why do you I mean why do you stand like that? Well because it was a time for spinning purposes

Take the jewelry games to the next level. Oh shit. Yeah, yeah, spinners, man. Offers. What's in the main? If there was a man, first of all, if there was an officer in this room, you know, right, you would be. Excuse me, that's not my jewelry. All right, listen, listen, so you're in this house. I tell me the story. Well, Young Buck got fired.

So ever since Young Buck got fired, I kind of like stole the piece. I wanted that piece for myself. And I felt like 50, one wanted him out the way so bad, he didn't go fuck about him. Right? So I just took it from myself to steal it and just hide it.

And I just wanted to just, it's like, you know, when you hide eggs in the Easter joint, you know what I'm saying? You're looking for the eggs. Yeah, but the kids get to find the eggs, hopefully. But if you don't, you're undo him because they'll rot in the fucking room. And you're fucking grassroots think But it's like for all of us at this thing about for junior members trying to find the

So you're doing it as it so you're basically putting together scavenger Would you be members? I'm like a hood bunny. Yeah, like a hood bunny Yeah, yeah, so you want to get chasing our guns? Right and have them find the spinner. And then they went, did they win anything else when they find it something other than shooting you.

Okay, we have a couple of conclusions here, but it's still missing. It's so mild. All right, so it's in your house, which it's not a palace. Nah, that's definitely not, but it's just on this one shit, you know what I'm saying? Not. You know, this is the episode. Is that why you don't fucking wife? It's not a palace Definitely not but it's on this some shit you know

This is episode That why you don't fucking wife Pussy lips that's cuz you put the fucking thing inside my pussy 10 years ago. I have spin-off in the years. I know everybody look at me a poop. This, I got a fucking piece of metal in my pussy. Every four years you go, you're pussy fat. It doesn't cost spin-off. I got jean in my fucking-

This is what I'm trying to put in. I don't know what accident it was, but it felt- I got you in it in my fucking Don't know what accident was Greek Japanese Korean Colin Tom Hanks, Colin Tom Hanks, you sure the beer isn't hurting you kidding? You're fucking white alcoholic. You're worse than Archie Bunker's friend. Oh shit. All right, so you stole it from his house or from this guy? I stole it from Buck.

From the guy. Yeah, Buck got kicked back to wherever he tenacity and he never came back. Really? and then I just kept it all years So you took it from him. Did he know you took it? You still He's an absolute, but you know, but he's just so rich and lost and what he's doing that he just Right, I'm just holding it until you know, I told they come to you a auction like if I'm a loser. I can't forge it I just auction it. How much are you for it? Oh? Probably like ten g's on my 20

G's look quick, you know, I go to fucking Thailand live on a dollar a day Down I got my whole plan You know you have a loser plan like if you become a total loser, you're doing it right You know what dude podcast was fucking three black guys and two white guys and a fucking douche from Scotland Cool guy, I love bill. He's one of the best The bill is like I don't know if he's all right. You okay fine. I'm fine. Yeah Phil is like I don't know if he's all right you okay fine. I'm fine. Yeah

She drinks of beers Do you do you get I mean you're happily married but the women go crazy over your accident Um not really know what it was it a British people just take all the bitches? He's never Australian never been out you never know of squall in though right? Hey, I'm being a like Spain and stuff like that but you've never been trunc toward the world yet. No, no, no, so yeah Right, but we'll see him in five years Yeah, I mean fuck the bitches mate It's gonna have a mohawk and a razor blade necklace

Fucking I pancake my way across fucking Russia Pancake my way across fucking Haaah! Russia! Mmmmm Oh DJ WhoKids He's got a DJ WhoKid black kid Time and necklace I know How ironic

Just be white pudons and pancakes on the White pudons and paint White pudons and write that down Oh right White pudons and pancakes That's how red it is now That's what we do man You like that right there? Brakaka Brakaka My points in pancakes Wow Story is just I just got it, you know, it's not gonna like prove anything's not going nowhere

Right, I just wanted to see him does he answer for it? No, but he just he doesn't have you over the house I go over there, but he don't act for it He's like he's busy he has like almost like found her jeez and Jillie of himself like where is he? Another care right he used to own Mike Tyson's house Mike Tyson's house the nice in LA got a some big ass shit in LA. He'll care. Why would you want to own Mike Tyson's old house? Huge it's it's like It's like 50 rooms of cum. You ever go down to one of his parties and the shipper? Everybody shipper polls.

First of all, Mike Tyson's old. Have you been? No, but I saw it on a TV fucking queer. We all get that. You said it like, dude, you ever think your ball thing is 50 is really going to fucking hang out with me. That's my point. You know what what I'm talking to a guy. I'm talking to guys steals from 50 never mind. She is on his fucking couch. I wanted to know if he's been there Yeah, but don't say it like you have room. We all have rooms there. What do you mean you watch your room call my room was

The waterfall room and then but it's still like my Tyson like emblems in there So many wrongs that you know to read fucking first But you I kept my locked away deep because Everybody fucked in other rooms and then nobody was cleaning like you don't lay on the pillows in there Because everybody came in there really what if you like come like just a Humpen like man, what if you love the smell of clean God Who kids pillow?

Smells like school floors around 3 30 in the afternoon Thank you, Mr. Sanchez Everybody fuck to that house with it. Bieber everybody. Bieber fucked who? What? What do you fuck a pillow? Bieber, you know Bieber?

I don't know Bieber but he was there. It's funny everybody had to hand in their phones and then he had to sign like all kinds of like paperwork. I did that one night when Dane, he had a big party. He got the Caesar palace, the suite. Up there too? They took your phones. Well, we had the suite up top, which is the whole, so there's two suites on top.

There's left and right, and it's the whole top floor. So if you look at Caesar's, it's two towers that kind of comes together like an L. The suites are the top floor, and you got your own pool a lap pool you got a 20 person jacuzzi on the balcony and then my room I had a steam room a sauna a five-person jacuzzi two-seater bathroom and that was just my room and then you know we had a fountain we had like a little fountain with like a little cafe mezzanine inside it was fucking nuts but they had a party and there was a dude at the door at everybody had to turn their fucking phones in Serious and it was but you know why because these fucking girls

Yeah, but yeah, they do they'll they'll get you to do weird shit and all of a sudden there's a picture you doing weird shit You know me getting pancake by Dane Arab girls Yeah, you're house out yeah, I love we I The house was too big, but I love the house. We did everything in there. You said swim Yeah, we just don't know that pool was empty. It was a frog in a pool, too. It was what chilling like a fog or frog a frog in the pool Sure was an odd Pretty sure

You guys call ponds pools. Well, yeah, yeah, we not really used to large bodies of water shit So I We started like a ocean good. Yeah, God It's funny nobody wasn't it. I just realized we'd never I mean girls would jump in but none of us would never jump in a pool I never jump in any pool. Yeah, it's four or five pools there. Wait, you never been swimming at all My son Why are you gonna put it on the No, that's a truth. I never I mean I swam You said that

I was when me you don't go in the ocean on a in a rubah or you know St. Louis I live in Hawaii and Jersey. I live in a Wahoo. I don't even swim there. Did you compare Hawaii to Jersey? That much So you as a why you didn't go in a water. I'm not wearing a water, but the coral was... The coral. Yeah, why does fucking blow me? It's scraping the skin off my legs. People think why is the shit? Because you, the Holi 5.0, they got,

you go in the water. First of all, the water. I mean, they have clear crystal water at some point. But a lot of it's fucking murky and fucked up. Because the sand is brown. You go to like a rubah or you go to same that's that's pink sand Mm-hmm. You got pink sand. You got crystal clear aqua blue 20 feet down holy fuck water That looks amazing Beach with the boy out sitting you like

it in the Lich. Yeah, the crack pipe on the side. Yeah. Oh, it comes away. Oh, it's a good one. He screams it. I got a crack pipe on the side. Hi, I stepped when I was like 10. I stepped on the fucking track. These mics work. You fuck turn your headphones down. When I was 10, I stepped on a crack pipe. Over. What are you fucking?

Are you burp Reynolds bandit? Bandit on behind you. and I stepped on a crack pipe to get over what are you doing step on the crack plate what do you do you fucking go fuck I do in the ass can you have it I'm gonna live all your fantasies You're all from the bed. You step on a crack pipe, you're fucked. Step on a needle, Jesus, syringe. Well, yeah, no, my kid.

Your voice is doing that again. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, it's slipping off. We literally, I love you. Your voice goes down to midget, but're like, this guy, this guy, there's a robot in you. That's got me laughing every fucking second.

So, yeah, my kids surf, and they do, what you call that thing when you stand paddleboard. No, they stand on paddleboard. That's what it's called. What you do? Well, we're not really familiar with the water. Yeah, we just try to, it's a paddleboard. Wait, no, it's called stand, it's a stand up surfing. No, but it's like, what's called paddle board. Hey, it's a stand up surfing.

I'm not lying to you. I'm not going to steal a spinny thing from you. I'm not going to jizz on your pillows. I'm probably just going to ask politely for water and sit in Fucking talk to your kids and try to be cordial. Hey, hey guys. So you heard you a paddle board Well my kids do everything they do everything with water because they have Japanese, but me I don't I just look at the pictures You can't Your kids must be gorgeous. Yeah, yeah, they're hot

No, look at them like that like Mike. I understand Got Mike Tyson Michael did you look at your kids like that? Who? Michael Jackson Well, I never heard any kids. It was just Paris and the other one. Yeah, the real good. Do you still go? You're not correct White Mike

What I hope you're fucking Mike explodes in your mouth That's enough Mike back off Thank you The proof that I don't swim and I would float with the what you call it the Floating the boogie boy. Yeah, so and then I would be with the kids at the edge But the kids will go crazy far, but my one black ass beat by the fucking beach Yeah, I do but the coral was scraped this shit out of my leg. Yeah, it's fucking do I tell you man Hawaii

It's beautiful, but it's not as you know it's not that tropical paradise this spots but you know I remember we went we said at the Fairmont Maui and you couldn't even see that's what the dolphins and all right you were over there no no it's a it's a I said it that one though in Maui there's another one in Maui that is they have it was crazy I didn't even know this this they have one in um uh fucking wucky wucky what's the other place wucky wucky layer wucky wucky wucky wucky wucky wucky wucky wucky wucky wucky wucky they had um I'm in my hotel I'm on the first floor balcony I'm sitting there there's a

lake a little pond behind your i'm sitting there'm sitting there, dude. We came in real late And all of a sudden I'm on the back. I'm fucking watching them smoking a butt. I Spocked a butt a dolphin Dolphin head pops up and looks at me Dude, I thought I was having a stroke You know what I'm saying? And then another dolphin pops up and looks at me too. Like, what are you smoking?

What are you smoking? Well, fuck it. And then they fucking splashed. They did the little thing. They went in flipper, flipper. I was like, this is a fucking dolphin. It was three in the morning. I almost climbed the balcony and tapped on the glass

to the bitch next to me. I was like this fucking dolphin. I called to the front desk. I was like this is a fucking dolphin in the leg, just to let you know. I don't know if you know. I do. I don't know.

You don't know what? Because I don't know. Really, Mr. Say, what? Well, I don't know. I'm like, you need to know that there's a dog. There's two dolphins. What did they say? They were like, no, there's a, yeah, that's what they live.

I'm like, they live here. I got the, I got the, I got the, came in the lake by accident. I was a dog in Miami. So it was fucking nuts. So, I mean, it was beautiful. And I love Hawaiian people because they mixed fucking rice hamburgers and gravy. A moco-local, you ever try a moco with a full fried egg? Yeah, that's crazy.

Fried egg, some type, right? You have one of those? It's the best in the world. It's rice, fried rice, right? Or white sticky rice. And then they put a hamburger, two hamburger patties. So with, and then they put gravy over that and they put two fried eggs over that. It is fucking stupid.

And you go and get that shit, they have like fast food Hawaiian places. At three in the morning you go get a moco-local. Fuck McDonald's. So they were right here. And one thing about why you can wear anything. Like you could be as white as you want. You could wear a pink Yep purple like yellow sneakers whatever and just go to Starbucks and nobody telling you shit nobody says shit

Yeah, we're gonna start bucks normally with that the people know why he's like like my you know I've seen people dress horribly and nobody's saying that yeah, I mean Yeah, they're bright colors and then you're most like you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you So I can be friend you know friend He's not taking with us. I'm gonna pay if I get no pay I just with my carers doing I could live malicious Malik you're going home with him I'm a journalist. He's drinking his life over. The blackhead right in poems. Don't worry, you'll be relaxed.

Have you ever been to a tropical place, Billy? No, never. They get oceans and it's violent. Was that about, yeah? I mean, can you swim in it? Did you go to a bar with them? Yeah. Without hitting the fucking iceberg in your foot? Like a couple of shopping trolleys, yeah.

Look, they have shopping trolleys? Yeah, just floating in the water. We can carry parter. Just waiting for you. Is it dirty beaches? Yeah, pretty much. Really? They have beautiful beaches too.

Shopping goods? No, when I am, it's pretty pretty like a pretty rough town. What's a shopping Charlie? No like a cart. Yeah shopping cart. See? Wait in the water. Yeah Crazy there's cars and shit everyone. There's a cow car. Oh car I will know you It's very close to where he says cars and cows Who's close calls? Me okay

You're a bit of Barcelona. That's like Oh, you fucking hack who hasn't You open a Barcelona though, that's like, I love this. Oh, you fucking hack, who hasn't? Anthony Bourdain and fucking... Are you Travel Channel? I travel to Barcelona. This guy, this guy, this guy, is brought up a name that nobody's ever heard of, which is awesome.

You haven't been to Barcelona. He'll be to Barcelona, and have the black hoofed pig. Ah, Anthony Bourdain. What's the piety is divine. I had tapas with my aunt in Barcelona. On Sunday we wore a rose to the sunny beaches. There's only one thing about Hawaii real quick, a M&M, that's the only place he went

and nobody knew who he was. Really? He went to Diamond Head, he went all the way up the mountain nobody said hi nobody said what's up? So Hawaii is the only place M&M did that bother He was so happy because he's like, you know, he has the mic ejection effect. He can't go nowhere And she's still like these yeah, he's great. He can't go nowhere. How long you be DJ-wim Hmm

Well, I've been with him like what 10 12 years did you do a team of puck When you had a hundred thousand out there. Yeah, yeah, that was yeah, that was damn. That was a while ago. Yeah I was first on my soul a hundred thousand people in front of me. Yeah, I was a hundred thousand Well, you that's a Tina Park. I was telling you about the festival. What did you do out? You played, huh? No, no, I just watched you went to the show This is a huge festival. How big how are you? Hundred thousand. Did you see Eminem? Yeah, see that yeah, so you saw him perform. Yeah, I see Ney JZ. I don't know if you at GZ at Hampton Jay Z did it but but when I did it 50 wasn't even big yet 50 was opening for Eminem

Really, yeah, so that's one of we first saw a hundred thousand like you know thousand fucking people here, yo, is that in Scotland? Everybody flies in from everywhere. That's in this life. Oh shit. You live. Yeah, exactly what I live. That's crazy. Yeah, it's massive.

That's crazy. And then what's crazy about like, like rock groups, like if you, if you're a horrible rock group and you got performed for these people, like they throw shit at you because they're out there for hours. Like really? They got pee, but like these bottles,

they're they pee in it. So if you're a goose, they don't like, they'll throw that shit at you imagine like 10 20 thousand people don't pee at you your sergeant I Would probably not do that Probably not try really hard not to suck I've seen it all I can now you know, I've never seen like the fucking just 20 30 thousand You know it's 20 30 thousand pee bottles and shit coming to the stage. Who did they through?

Did you get a 50? He was like, what? A 50 through back. But 50, you know, the half the fans are happy, the other fans are like, you know, they want to hear other people. So they threw a piss at 50. That shit, you know, it was crazy.

There was shit coming up. People shit out there. You know, they were like, what, 20 hours. Yeah. Did you not try to, you're not trying to, you're not trying to, you're not trying to go, you're not trying to hop on. You're just okay, I'm alright. You can stab, I'm fighting with that. Did you see this happen?

Yeah, well the thing is if we scotch fans, if you get them on your site, you could be the best fans in the world. They're so, so like, and, but if they hate you, you're done. So right, they're gonna throw shit at you. You're gonna throw everything they can get their hands on. So they'll shit in their hand and throw it Like their own little fucking tunnel about that fucking bullet maker. I mean we we got the love like Scotch people love 50 cents Thank you for laughing. They love the love hot pulse

Scotch fans love 50 cents, but when you mix hip hop and rock. Yeah, it's just when you mix piss and shit But when you mix hip hop and rock. Yeah, it's this when you mix piss and shit I think it's both a bad mixture Mix it because it's too many people you know you can't make everybody happy So you got like groups people just going crazy and fuck 50 fuck. But it's not just us. Is everybody do M&M Eminem is like that. That was just a Eminem concert. So he did this shit. Well, you did you did you like it? Was it was it he was he awesome? Yeah, yeah, I went to see Jay Z in Hamden. I was like that. That was awesome. Well Jay Z's drummer Tony Royce the junior He's my famous drummer of all time. I love him. He's so so good. Do you know him? No, I met him

But I don't know him. I met him before. Yeah, he's awesome. But the thing that's crazy Jay Z I think yeah, do you have an issue with a was it a Irish band or some some band try to play him and oh Oh, aces, oh, aces, yeah, and then and then he went back out there and performed Always was mad because Jay Z was going on before them So Jay Z heard that they're hating on him. So Jay Z went out there and like on purpose performed Oasis records Like he did them over in front of the people before they went out there He went out with a guitar and everything like yeah, he plays guitar Make it on the band and and though but those two brothers are fucking crazy

They're nuts the guy their brothers. Yeah, they're crazy. They're coming back without no so Oasis is coming back without no galica, but does that worth of? There's no it's like it's kind of weird. It won't be it won't be the same. Isn't it just oh? Wow man, so so that's crazy a hundred thousand people now you're up there DJing for that I was nervous as fuck could you hear the response? It just look like I don't know like you're like it's like a cult following I feel like you know I don't know I was like an army of people and then everybody's hands is like and the thing with M&M nobody puts their hands down It's like this kind of continuously like

It was just like a wave of hands and I'm and it is an endless void of people. There's no ending I can see they like you like what the fuck is the ending? Yeah, did you have a camera at that time? Or did we take a picture? No Twitter? No, there's nothing back. This is it. I don't think we even had fucking Was that Marshall? Yeah, there's LP too. I'm not sure if that was the second album. It was like my name in my name Oh, that's a Oh, man. Holy shit. That's when he's just hitting It was like my name in my name. Oh, that's a spurt.

Oh, man. Holy shit. That's when he's just hitting. Yeah. Yeah. Wow, that's fucking crazy. I mean, that's why this world is so small. He could be in Scotland, but it's not that far away,

but like, we're all connected somehow. There's more fucking sitting there. I went to high school and he's shit. You shit in this high school? What did you say? Definitely shit in there. You went to his high school. I'm saying Michigan and shit.

Well, not now. I'm talking about a story. You said you live in a story, but I went to high school So there's some kind of connection in it. You know excited. He got that you're gonna hang it like you connected him somehow Yeah, you just making a fucking point like now I'm not hanging with you Right, I'll explain to him why it's not gonna happen Playing don't Can you play me to get some pancakes? What's that about? It's not happening I don't know what's happening

He has the form of beer, it's over One more beer he's adding I just want some pancakes Yeah, but you are a real bad guy You fat white kid. Oh, Jesus Christ. This is fucking, this is crazy. This is just a crazy fucking show, man. Let me tell you something.

I mean, you don't even know what's happening. Well, this is why I love this show because I have because when I have people like you guys on, you guys just... Look at me, you guys. Hey! Oh, are we going there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, not that you guys. Not you guys.

When I have people like, you know, you guys just get sponsored. I'm going to thank Colt 45. This week and the whole show. I Want to think coke 45 This week and the whole shopping new point cigarette I want to thank I want to thank bakers Tinting window Company for sponsoring a show and I want to thank bankers, uh, uh, uh, Tinting Window, uh, company for sponsoring a show. And I want to say, I don't know if you think blow punk. The rim joys.

And Samsung and T mobile, uh, and track phone. Oh, I don't know. I don't want to thank all Asian women everywhere. Uh, with big plusies. No, man, you guys seriously, you guys. Big old pussy. Big pussy's with spin as a fuck. What the fuck?

I love putting people together that shouldn't be together. Like Jeff shouldn't be in the room with anybody. He's iced out. Yeah, he's iced out. He's wearing fucking DJs ice the whole show yeah what he wanted his son to look like the fucking blonde little boy time and boy just a Michael like them okay yeah just take that one, too. I just, ah! Your friend is dirty, man. Why don't you just come back?

I'm not. I'm not. Why don't you just come back? Why don't you go out the golden ticket? Oh, no, no, no. I don't know what's going yet. But Bill, you're, I mean, it's literally just a fucking weird, but the one thing that everybody in this room

has a great sense of humor, which I love. And that's what it's all about. We're all fucking here. Life is too short. Yeah. To be fucking so serious about shit. You know, I mean, we all take hits. We all say shit that's fucked up and trying

in the essence of funny, in the direction of funny. You know, sometimes we don't hit Jeff, but what do you laugh it up? Jeff was killing it in the beginning by the way. He was killing it in the beginning. Well I had to find a home for Jeff. I gave him the voice thing just so we didn't fucking have to race thing. And I was fucking leaning towards heavily.

I had to put a fucking blink around his neck and make who do kid touch his shoulder a couple of times. Take him away instinctually what he desired to do. But I want to thank you guys for coming on. Who kid you're a fucking dude. Please come back on. Of course. You are fucking one of my favorite people in the world. I wish I was more famous so you could tell people that you know me. He's never gonna mention my name to anybody. Yo, you know what? You fucking bathed with Michael Jackson. You got shit thrown at you with fucking 50 cent. You fucking put 50 cents fucking spinner wheel up a fucking vagina. You fucking put 50 cents fucking spinner will up a vagina You fucking pancake white bitches

Make their pussy's looks like slave backs Too much too much too much I just watch Django that's right Oh, remember the end Show him what a fucked up movie by I Watched that movie in Boston in Kenmore Square, the widest movie theater in the world. Oh, wow. And right before the movie started, every year was all happy.

And then right before it started, four black, two black couples came in. Four black people came in and sat in like the only four seats left. And they were like, we had to like let them sit like there wasn't it wasn't together so we had to white people white people just go up like no no no we'll move we'll move like white couples split up so the black people and then you just saw black people Perifuil is that okay is that one is that in word okay Okay to laugh at? It was so uncomfortable here and then at the end it was just just black white people going I don't know I don't know I mean it was it was good at point the black people enjoyed it though right they were laughing at the fucking

Samuel Jackson game on they fucking lost their minds There was a pause between the black black javis fuck kill white people it's great. There was a That's when they left the most when the white people getting shot. They were like, good for those ones. Is that a league on horse? Who then? Neck.

Oh, that. Oh, how funny was that? When fucking scopo just leave. You started talking about Jake. What you got in there? You see a fucking diabetes? The scopo Adrian Anna. Think we'll take a shit. Alright guys, listen.

I don't even know what the fuck's happening. I have our print. Hang on, let me deal with this. I just threw up on my own mouth. Billy, thank you so much for coming, hanging out. Thank you. It's a... Tank, and tell you, bandmates, break the butterfly. I hope they enjoyed this I hope you guys they were watching this Scotland. I feel they turned it off fucking

Right after the third N word And then there was a Michael Jackson that white guy was wearing the chain doing Michael Jackson God, what a show what a fucking show Jeff thanks for stopping by. Oh, thank you Bobby. Oh, sorry. Thanks Bobby. It was fun. Thank you. You two fucking cocksuckers.

So, you guys, man, thank you. You guys, I mean, I had a blast the other day. You guys are fucking too funny, man. I really appreciate it. Did you, who kid, you're my favorite? I love you to death buddy Thank you for coming on. I want to do some plugs. Go around the room. What you got? Saturday

May 31st Mike and I perform at Stan New York Labs Promoting our comedy all-hour stuff And then we have my birthday show Saturday June 28th. Yeah, we have a confirmed venue. It's called the Wuley 11 Barclays Street Yeah, if you're listeners want to buy tickets to it They can enter YKWD on our website when we release tickets. They'll get five dollar tickets Five dollar ticket. You check that out. Listen, man And that's what night is that Saturday Saturday night comedy show. Yeah, it's gonna be a special event Is this birthday show and that show is gonna be packed well If I'm in town, I'm gonna stop by.

That's five bucks. Every else is 20 bucks. Sad in that New York city, it doesn't matter. What shit show or not, this show is fucking gonna be good. It's gonna be slamming, and it's five bucks, YKWD on their website when the ticket's available. What's your Twitter? That Mr. underscore B columns.

What you got? Yeah, you know I made everything brand everything Brandon just said right there, man If y'all fuck you can you give me the beatbox again like you did last one. Yeah Stop y'all man y'all know what it is man white pudding pancakes coming in summer y'all know what it is Boy we want to talk to me whatever man just hit me on Twitter at yo my brown Not hey, it's yo, you know, I mean you be on on Twitter like, yeah, we're my brown at yo Mike Brown just at me, man You know I maybe got that usher on me, you know me Bobby Kelly, man, you know what it is, you know what dude? Everybody did everybody did everybody did especially the babies in the bellies

Jesus I'm gonna show win my top. I'm gonna end the show on the baby's and the baby's in the house. I'm sorry. Who do you got? Oh man, no. This Saturday. I got my moisture memorial weekend special I'm sorry

You say the word moisture. Did you say the word moisture? Yeah, like the thing you have to put an old lady's gun Okay, and I'm doing it with our rooker what I love you. I love you. I'm a rain mug of sauce. Ha! Who's birthday? If I don't roll good on no one moisture as I give up. But we're doing a moisture special with him.

Much great. And Terry Cruz, another funny nigga right? Terry Cruz. Oh, he's a fake dude, like. He's a big motherfucker. Yeah, I was like diesel, you know what I'm saying? So he's coming through my shirt. Funny.

Yeah, we're gonna have a memorial special. Well, a lot of other guests too. And they probably don't do a fuck about. I do, man. I just gave you two people that you would give a fuck about I care about it Name one another one. Oh T eyes on the show. I don't know I'm kidding. I got him on my eyes Yo keep giving him black sliver to keep going Thandy new and you know What's that bitch doing

Seven bitch She we're gonna talk about I think like metal dick subs. She has a metal dick toy come now. She got a metal dick man That's great Stoke is in the house DJ who kid oh yeah, what you? Would you pancake her and then feed her pancakes? I can't go on to one of my Lewis Gomez Yeah, she's a fat con cheese pancakes and you got a big dick. Huh?

Don't mites Well lastly on Sunday. I met rehab with puff daddy and the tickets are 250 for N words and $300 for the bitches. I'm one of them for white people. I think they're free But I rehab at the hall rock and then we do it every year and it will be a sold out Situation it was really sold out anyway, but other than that You can hashtag pancake if you if you heard if you hear in this whole pocket watching us this hashtag pancake On my Twitter at DJ who kid and I'll retweet every moisture and that's out there every Lizzie man hashtag pancake when I trend that hashtag pancake oh yeah hit up DJ who get on Twitter Jeff what are you up besides on the sales

I'll be going to my chiro practice tomorrow with it I get a finger on my neck send me back 200 years I hit the map on that one didn't say a hundred he said 200 he made it right Jesus Christ your races Billy Billy my friend Billy just check out a break the butterfly So that's a break the butterfly break the butterfly yeah, and butterfly. Break the butterfly. Yeah. Gettleson Twittler.

Break the B. Yeah. And yeah. They're fucking great band. I was trying to. Here's the thing. We've got plenty of videos on YouTube. Just click the link.

I'm actually playing it this weekend. I'll play the records. Because of like an action. Nice. That's right. Well, you know, he's teaching me the thing. And he's like, I'm in a band. I'm like, oh yeah, yeah. And he's like, oh, the video came out Well, well, you know, he's teaching me the thing and he's like I'm an abandoned like right here Yeah, he's like oh the video came out like oh Jesus. I'm gonna have to fake like in this shit

I won't have I know it's good stuff Do To do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to ta ta What's up to puttapa What's up to puttapa What's up to puttapa Skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr They're very catchy man, you know what I mean? It's a I like all kinds of music man. I like rap. I like Billy Joel I like heavy metal and I definitely like Billy's band break the butterfly. It's thank him. I fucking great great band very you know what I'm You ever listen to music and it makes you smile just makes you happy He's just radio friendly, you know me just it's a great beat great musicians and great singer the lead singers amazing and Billy is fucking crazy on drums so I'll make sure you check them

out what do you got scopo it's good one Twitter at Chris Scopo and then July 2nd I'll be at comics before I had Fox Woods with Lewis J Gomez opening for him well check out Lewis J Gomez too get tickets for that. And as me, as always, make sure you go to robbercallylive.com. I am going to be at your Marco Island, June 5th, 6th, 7th. Okay. Then you got your special coming out, June 7th. June 17th. I'm shooting my special. And all you fucking assholes, but I promote it. Yeah, I got you. Village underground. Well, not all of you guys in there.

I don't want to go up. We hear, we hear. Bobby Kelly, we hear, baby. I don't want to be a Sunday night. A Sunday night sold out show. I don't want chocolate side. I have a few white acquittances that might make you laugh. I love that.

I just love a lot of Jeff's there. We'll be there, Bobby. So we, it's June 17th, tickets will be available very soon after Labor Day, but it's a moral day. We're more of that. After moral day, tickets will be available on the Comedy Cellar website and on my website. We got two shows. I think it's a 7 and a 930 show. It's less than 200 seats.

It's at the Village Underground. Oh, well. It's gonna be fucking jazz. It's gonna be very small, very intimate. A fucking bobcat is directing it. And Jim Cerepico, the famous unbelievable executive producer of shows like Rescue Me and Sirens and the job and many other specials is actually producing it.

So Jim Cervicou and Bobcat and it's very excited about it. I'm very happy about it. So make sure you check that out and keep your ear out of the ground. Go to my Facebook, like that goddamn page, like the page, YKWD page, and follow us on Twitter. I got 70,000 people, and I got fucking 10 people that follow this podcast on Twitter. I get it, I understand it. I mean, I'd rather have you follow me anyways,

but listen, before the podcast, make sure you go follow them and follow everybody on here. Come see us live, come see our shows live, support our comedy, we do this shift If nothing, uh, so you guys can, uh, laugh. I'm in a middle of a speech here. And you keep fucking twitching. What do you want? You got to pump the new podcast coming out in Ryecast. You fucking way to the, I mean, that, that's, I was a rap. You do one of the perfect rap pop. That was right. I was getting momentum there. Yeah. But if I didn't say it, would yell to me for not saying

You should have said it fucking 18 minutes ago He stopped my tear I'm in the middle of my fucking My my my you know fourth of July fucking speech Is that the movie? Yeah Independent independence. Yeah, that speech Look at the fox I'm a fucker any Weaved in get burnt off in that fucking telefire Fuck out of here she would have showed up with short hair

She did We came out of dogs, right? So this is one of the fun Bruce Jenna, no, too Now this is one of the fun. It's kind of bruising now, too. No, let's get back to it. Yeah, let's get back to it. This has been one of the fun fun of shows. I mean, last week was great. Other shows are just getting better and better.

So thank you so much. Make sure you check out the new shows. First of all, go to riotcast.com. One of the most amazing podcasts networks out there. We are truly one of the best. We have the most diverse different shows on the fucking planet. And we're very proud of it.

And the new show is unbelievable. What's the show? Blue Oyster Cult. Mm. Oh. I thought you would know the name of the new show coming on your web. I do, but I want you to fucking know it.

You have my fucking intern, Adrian, what's the show? It's a show. You know, I fucking shoot him out the window, too. Richie Castellano. What? Richie Castellano. Yeah, but there's the name of the show, this motherfucker. Goddamn, Scopo is an asshole. I come in tonight, Kelly. Kelly the things not working right?

No, no, there I am Fuck you you wrong No, cuz I was setting up the poster in the back and I hit it by accident Yeah, you fucked it up. So how is that not you being wrong? Because you fucked it up. Oh you were doing something What does that mean scopo tell me how you know take it on this one? How is that not you being wrong? Because you fucked it up. Oh, you were doing something? What does that mean, Scopo? Tell me how you're not taking it on this one.

No, I'll take the head. No, you, yes you will. Don't say it like you're granting me a wish. You fucking wopped from Queens. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Look at your replacement. He's right there. Look at him.

Look at him. Look at him in the eyes. Call him in him get along. Not so long, but they get along now. You guys used to get along. Check it out. This is an unfuck and believable show. I'm very excited about it because the first music show we got on the network.

It's called Band Geek. It's coming to the Riot Cast Networks very, very soon. It's a Ritchie Castelano, which you know Bill, you're friends with him, right? Well, not really, no, but it's an awesome musician. He's amazing. I've listened to the show, you know, with me and Rob, very choosy what we put on this network,

because we put all the money up to change the app, to change the website, to promote the stuff, and we don't take it out of the name, we do it. And we're not millionaires by any stretch of the means. So when we put a show on the network, we really, it really deserves to be there. And this show I listen to, and it's just fucking great. I mean, if you love music, these guys rip apart

every song, they talk about music, they talk about, they show you how stuff works. And they're insane musician. He is fucking insane. Hey, he's brilliant. So this show's coming out. It's unbelievable. Band-Geek with Blue Oyster cults, Richie Castelano. He's at Richie, underscore Castelano. It's coming May 26 to the Rye Cast Network and we have other shows coming out. I can't really announce yet. You guys will be happy.

Here we go. And we have other shows coming out. I can't really end now. It's yet you guys will be happy Let's just put it that way Fucking appeasing you guys get you clock suckers off my back for a couple months Another great name for an episode Thank you so much for listening to the show. Thanks for supporting everybody on it. You guys are the best. You know what, Dad? You've been listening to YKWD Podcast.

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