Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Yamaneika Saunders | Back of a Rat

Episode Date: May 28, 2023

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Yamanika Saunders, what's up? Well, not lack for me trying. You know, you went got married and all this other stuff. I fucked up, right? You know, it is what it is. It's funny. Can we talk about this? Yeah.

If I wasn't married. Yeah. I feel like we would have either be a couple of been a couple. Oh, I definitely would have been with you. Really. Yeah. But you have a beautiful wife and son. Look at that bitch.

Don't ruin this talk. She doesn't listen to the show. Whatever. Come on. No, I love them. Stopping them up. Now you brought the kid into it. Oh now my thing went right down I know I think that

Right we would we would have I mean yeah, you have no personality. You're smart charismatic and you're not a dick I'm gonna leave my wife. I'm dumping her right now. She's my phone She's never said that about me. I'm sorry. She's never said any of that about me. I'm sorry that she's called me a dick, said I'm stupid, and said I'm not funny. No, she's never said you're not funny. I am funny. That's what get a juices wet.

She's from Boston. Bobby, you make me laugh. That's why I'm a pussy. That's why. I can't say that now. What fucking demonetized. Sorry nerd watching this. Yeah. Anyways, so you think we'd hook up. We think we'd be now ask you question

Would we be a thing or would we be a thing or a thing would it be a thing or would we be a thing? I think now that I'm getting older and Sort of calm down. Yeah, I think it would be a thing. Back then, I don't think it would have been a thing. It would have been, it would have been a thing. It would have been a thing, not a thing. Yeah. It would have been like a one, when we were in JFL,

we probably do. No, not like a one thing, but it would have been like, let me call you like when it spots over where you at. I'm a booty call. Oh shit. You call me, be like, where you at? I'd be like, I think it's on 52, I'm sleeping. Right, and listen, I'll where you at? I'd be like, I think it's up 52, I'm sleeping. Right.

And listen, I'll be right right next to you sleeping. Our sex would be like, because it's now, it'd be like, it'd be like two seconds. Yeah, for real. It'd be us masturbating in the bed, yeah. Basically, yeah, I'm so boring now. Are you boring now? Yeah, I've been diagnosed with everything.

I'm on everything. I'm sorry, what the fuck? What are you doing? Yeah, I was diagnosed with everything, I'm on everything. I'm sorry, what the fuck? What are you doing? Yeah, I was diagnosed with ADHD, so I'm like on medicine for that, calms me as sinners and me. What's this matter? Here's a thing, because I'm on Instagram, social media, and there's this, you know you have some dude

with some fucking farm and then a mountain. You know you have ADHD is if you wake up three times in the night in sneeze. You know you have ADHD if your assholes ever itched more than five times a day. And I'm like, I got it. I got it. My asshole itches all the time.

Yeah. Is it one of those ads, or did you, how do you get diagnosed? Well, one of the interesting things is women don't get diagnosed until later on in life, because they're really focused on boys having ADD and focusing on that and a lot of the spasic energy that comes with it. I don't know. I, you know, for a while, I didn't know I wanted to take medicine? Because I want to be really open and authentic

to what I'm doing, but it's so great to focus. It's funny, you say that. I don't take medicine. I go to therapy, I go to meetings for years, for 38 years. But I told my therapist, I'm like, why can't I take something? You know I got something, you know I'm bipolar. You got to go to a psychiatrist.

Okay, therapists cannot give you any prescriptions, they can only listen to your problems. What did you, what did you, what did you, what did the psychiatrist say? You ever said, characters, why did you, why did you diagnose you with it? What did he, how did he know you had this are you, how did you diagnose you with it? What did he, how did he know you had this?

And then what did he give you for it? Okay. Well, it, I think it starts off in sessions and just conversations. And, you know, I'm like, you know, like, you know, Jim Norton has an itick. I always have the itick.

It's anxiety. You have a Jim Norton itick? Yeah, I did. I've never noticed it. because I'm pretty good. Oh, I know why? Because you don't look like a fucking baby bird. It is. No.

I'm pretty good at hiding it when I was on a Meredith air every day. It's like I can't be on camera for a long period of time before it starts to activate. Right. And they would always be in my ears going eyes, eyes, you know, what? Um, yeah, because like, I, you know, I do that. Like it's when I have anxiety. Oh, no shit. Yeah. And I've been doing that since I was a kid. And, um,

you know, Jim and I have been on a couple of things together. Where I was going to him. Who's going to blink? My, you know, like, are you blinking or am I? Because we can't both be doing Morris code. Is people at home having strokes? I feel sick. Why? I don't know these fucking two people at blinker. Right.

I think it's a look. It comes, you know, listen, I'm not uncomfortable talking about it because I think a lot of people are not dealing with things that they should be dealing with. Yeah. You know, it's a mixed bag with my parents, my dad, who's gonna hate that I'm saying anything about him? Because he hates people knowing anything about him. So it's cool. He's very old school.

So it's my mom, but I mean, my dad is like, he doesn't, you know, he's kind of tough. He's like, if you say you got this, you gotta stop saying you got, you know, he's like, you got this, you got to stop saying you had, you know, he's like, you got the whole sergeant, the whole thing. And him and I are actively working out. We're doing a fitness thing together. So he is like my drill sergeant constantly checking in on me. So he's not really happy that I'm taking something for it. But, you know, my mother is kind of like, I had a show in San Francisco and I was in a beautiful hotel and I went to show my mother

the patio open out and she was like call me before you go to bed I want to make sure you're not going to jump out the window. And I'm like, she's like checking on it. And I'm like it's not, it's really isn't like that. It's just, well I take Vivant's like checking on it. And I'm like, it's not, it's, it really isn't like that. It's just, what is, well, I take Vive Ants. Vive Ants. Yes. What is that, too?

It focuses, it focuses you in. What I discovered is that a lot of college kids take it and they may not necessarily have ADD. It just focuses like, you know, I'll be doing a thousand different things. All I gotta do is, I gotta wanna be able to do that. And like, because I'm like one thing and then I don't finish this thing

because now that thing is taking precedent and the whole thing, I just have a bunch of chaos and clutter and projects not getting done and then I get anxiety and frustrated because of that then depression happens. It's not blinking. And all of that, right. And it just started blinking. And all of that, right. And it just builds up.

And now when I'm focused, it's like I complete a task. And then I can go do this other thing. And it's like, I went from the pandemic where it was really stressful. And a lot of things went down with everybody. And I can like, I'm the only person that went through that. My place was a mess and then I

Got on this on started taking by Vance and My place is clean. You could eat off the floor. It's so So you got it get it really get you so much stuff. I donated so much stuff. Is it like a adder roll? Yeah, it is a form of adder roll. Yeah, cuz you know what I cuz I lost the weight right you look amazing by the way Thank you mom. I appreciate that What happened I found out recently in the last few months if I don't work out if I don't do like a weight lifting or Some type of boxing or something workout I go back into depression or some type of boxing or some workout, I go back into depression. Something happens to me chemically, and I'm out.

And I want to sit on the couch. I start to compare and despair. I got to depressed. I got to fucking resent all these negative shit folds in. And I know now, I'm aware of it. I'm like, oh, I didn't work out for two days. Yeah. And then I go workout for like, I don't know, 40 minutes, not even.

Yeah. And then I'll jump on the sauna. I don't know, 40 minutes, not even. Yeah. And then I'll jump on the sauna. I've been doing a sauna four times a week. Oh, that's good. And that's why your skin looks so good. Thank you. And I think my mom banged the Filipino guy. I'm probably, yeah, probably Joe Coise uncle

to be in on that money. I should get those people. Come on, people. I love mayonnaise. I know, I know. Is that a thing? I don't even know if that's a thing. I'm sorry, Joe. Uh, but love mayonnaise. I know, is that a thing? I don't even know if that's a thing, I'm sorry, Joe.

But I immediately, something drops, something drops in my brain is released, and I feel me again. And I feel great for, you know, I work out and it just gets me going again. I'm in Dorfins, and it's all of that stuff that, you know, I was telling my trainer, Naima, who trains me.

I was telling her, like, for me, when I started with her, I was 313 pounds just from adding all that stuff in from the pandemic and everything on that. Right. And motherfucker. It's hard. And then what would stop me is I would, I started my algorithm change on Instagram and it was like

follow all these people that do fitness and health and follow these girls who like look like this and have that and then it was like I was stalling my own work because I would get frustrated because it's like well I'm never you know going to be like that and just having a conversation with Naima and talking about like understanding genetics understanding you know having a conversation with Naima and talking about like Understanding genetics understanding, you know having a specific plan for yourself It when I when I have a specific plan and I know it's for me and for my body and what's working I get really energized to Go in so I was like last night

It was hard for me to go to bed because I hadn't been to the gym most of last week because I was very busy And And you were thinking of me probably. You were like, tonight was gonna happen. You're like, I gotta get my undies and get this out. This is more of my fuck up of marriage. Yeah, undies, I want undies. What? Anyway, it was exciting. I was so excited. I couldn't go to sleep. So it was like 5 am and I'm like, you know, so it was like, I'm glad that I'm at that place.

And I was like, I'm glad that I'm at that place. And I was like, I'm glad that I'm at that place. And I was like, I'm glad that I'm at that place. And I was like, I'm glad that I'm at that place. And I was like, I'm glad't go to sleep. So it was like 5 a.m. and I'm like, you know, so it was like, I'm glad that I'm at that place. And, and really excited about working out for me, because for so long, it has been to prove a point or, you know, attract attention or something like that.

Now it's just like, man, I feel good. I look good. And I see the progress and I'm excited to see what's on the other side. Yeah. Well, that, it's funny you say that, because when I started working out again, everybody was like, dude, you gotta do this, dude,

you gotta do that, you gotta do this. And in my head, I was like, I'm not listening. But one thing I said, I'm not listening to anybody. Don't listen, people go, what should I do? Don't fucking listen to anybody. You gotta do what you can do. And I knew I could walk and I could do dumbbells. Oh, walking is the best.

Walking and dumbbells. Yeah, I lift weights, but I tied pounds. I started at 10 pounds. I do more now because I have to. I got a pair of adjustable dumbbells and walked. And I'm like, that's it. I got something that I, there's a, because it's gonna be a promo,

I don't wanna, and then I pay me. As you, but I got, there's the medication for tapking. No, that's not, because I'm so excited about this thing I have in my house. You're excited? That is a weight system. I'm not gonna mention the name,

because they ain't paying us. All right, well, well, it is well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, compartmentalize. Yeah, and I use tempo has the weights. It has weights and I have door to it. Right. Right. How much a month? A 40 for the app. That's not bad. Yeah. Plus, then I have my Peloton that I get on. Can't you? I had a bike. Yeah. You can't do it. Why? It's my asshole hurts. No, you had no, you got to get no. No, no. I remember when I first got my Peloton,

I was so excited to get it. And then I sat on it. I was like, Oh, it. And then I sat on it and I was like, oh no, it was my butt hurt and I cried cause I has already spent like $3,000 on it. Yeah, I mean I get fucked in the ass for $3,000. Right, I mean, I'd fuck you in. I'm gonna get $3,000, but yeah, maybe $2.50. $2.50?

I'm in, I forgot that on me. I'll go back to the house tonight. We on the writer's strike, I'd. That price is going to go down. I'm gonna wait till next week. I'm gonna go to the house and get the fuck out of here and scrap some shit on. Yeah, I'll let the cats join in and everything. Me and me out. I'll get you some gaffer's tape. We'll film it. We'll improv. We'll put it out of the show.

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Bitch and Bob. That's gonna call it and Bob, that's what I call it. Danny, you in? Amen. But yeah, no. But you have to, somebody said this to me. They said, give it two weeks. So I went and got, there's paddings that you can get

on through Amazon for the seeds. You got to go through the page. Can I tell you why? I hate bike people. Bike people bug me. Bike people, I hated that stupid movie with the bike guy. What was that called? Bray, what was the thing with the bike, quick silver?

Remember that movie? I hate it. And they're on the 10 speed and the tour to France. Suck it. You know, Bobby, it's like, that's not how I want the culture. You know, Bobby, it's like, that's not cool. That's not cool, the culture. Come on!

You got it! But yeah. You know what I do? This is what I, like I said, you gotta do what you wanna do. Yeah, I hate that. There it is. Quick-serve, who's in there?

Kevin Bacon? Yeah, fuck that. Oh my God, what did I miss that? Good movie, but I hated the bike part of it. It seems like the whole thing is bike, he's in a bike in the pro-profile. It's a but I hated the bike part of it. It seems like the whole thing is bike. He's in a bike in the. It's a thumb romance with a bike wrapped around it. It was in New York City.

He got hit by a cab as he should. I think it should be legal to hit anybody on a stupid bike. I hate him all. Oh my God. Poor Kevin Bacon. He always looking distressed in every movie cover of his. I know. He's always distressed.

That's all his movies. Um, I, I, the, the whole bike thing, it just fucking bugs me. I just can't do it. I don't like someone yelling at me. You know what I like? I, I go on YouTube and I have this guy. His name is Midas. He's this shredded black dude. Mm hmm. And he only, he lifts like 20 pound dumbbells. He's like, yeah, yeah shredded he could be doing all that other shit. Yeah, he said let's just do this But that's cuz he's doing his own workout Outside of this this is for dudes like me

Yeah, there he is look at him. Yeah, there's my boy. No, no, no he didn't 15 look at this look at me He doesn't have those pectoral ranges. No. By doing 20. No, not at all. But this is for me. 15 minutes, 15 minutes, 20 minutes, chest, bow. It's all dumbbells, it's all, it's all it is. And you can do it anywhere. 10 minute workout.

Look at this guy right here, this guy right here. Look at feel that, feel that. Feel it, feel it. Oh my God. Wow. That guy right here, look, it feel that, feel that, feel it, go ahead, feel it. Oh, like, oh, wow. That guy right there, that guy. You want to bring him on. I would, I would love to bring him on shirtless, put him right between us.

We could get him in that thing. We're gonna do it with the 250. I don't like the muscles. You think the 250 that you're gonna do? Yeah, but I don't like that. I don't like that muscle. I like him. You do?

Oh, no, I don't like him. I like a little dysfunction. What are you talking about? You like a little chub? muscle. I like them. You do? Oh, no, I don't like them. I like a little dysfunction. What are you talking about? You like a little chub? Yeah, that's what I was. I like a regular body, but I'm very much into hand. I like a guy with masculine hands.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about. You know what I mean? Weird. But I mean your hands is a soft as a baby bottom. It's like you just got out of the nick you. Ha, ha, ha. I was careful when you say just got out of the nick you. Ha ha ha. I was be careful when you say that. I, ha ha ha ha.

You just fucking scared the shit out of me. I was like, what is that? I, you know, I was so mad at my wife to this day. She said 15 years ago. Yeah. She told me, just in passing, like we're just hanging out, I have thin fingers. Ha ha ha ha.

I, look at me, Dawn. Still hate you for that. I still, I, I, look at, do you have nice fingers? I got nice, but you have a thin, I, I, it bothered me so much. Even to this day, I look at my hands. I don't know, 15 years ago, they probably with thinner than this. I don't know, but they look alright.

You have man hands. Oh fuck her, she wants the bang a plumber. I know that she wants the bang some. That. I know that. She wants the bang some. That's every woman's fantasy, because we hate clogs. Yeah. What do you mean, you hate her? You know how hard it is to get hair out of the drain? I'll fuck you to get some hair out of my drain.

If I was a woman, I would fuck. I would fuck to get everything done. I have new kitchen. I have new bathroom, new cabinets. Anything I need. I use my pussy. I'm stuck to get everything done. I have new kitchen, I have new bathroom, new cabinets. Anything I need. I use my pussy, I would lose my pussy like Lewis Gomez uses fucking Instagram to get rise.

I would never pay for Uber. I'd be like, listen, I'm a sucky dick if you get me fucked. You get me from Caroline to the seller. You think suckin' dick is easy. We actually, I'm not gonna tell you who was involved in this conversation, but I was at an event where some comics were and I walk up to a group of them and they're talking about would you rather,

and it's guys, right? Would you rather have Shaqille Niels dick or have him fuck you in the ass? And the guys are so stupid because they're like, oh, my mouth, I don't wanna do it in my mouth, my mouth is, I'll tell you the ass, because my mouth, and I'm just like, because you're not a woman. Like you've never had anything up your ass.

Like it's as a woman, it's difficult to get shit up your ass. So imagine your untethered male ass that has never been ventured upon before being cracked open by one of the largest niggas in the NBA. Come on. Can I say something? Time out, I shouldn't say the end word, sorry. No, I would suck his dick.

As a guy who had stuff in his ass too. So why would you suck his dick? I suck his dick. I guy who had stuff in his ass too. So. Why would you suck his dick? I suck his dick. I don't want that big dick. You know how big his dick is? Yeah, I'll take a hand and a hand. No, bro.

I'm not taking it in the butt. I'm not taking it in the butt. You think I'm taking Shaq and the butt? No, no, no, actually you're right. That's what I'm talking about. I'm off because I'm just saying that. I'm saying that I'm a dick. You can do tricks.

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I don't, first of all, I think that's also a man thing. I'm not saying I haven't looked at a shit here and there, but I think men go into dissecting shit. Yeah. And in a way where you guys should have your own show on like a strawberry channel. The shit show? Yeah, the shit show.

Yeah. Just a guy to a, then you go a guy, I'm done. All right, who's gonna look? And then we take bats and we show. Yeah, the shit show. Yeah, just a guy no to it. Then you go, I got it. I'm done. All right. Who's going to look? And then we take bets and we gamble. Yeah. That's me. I'm real. Real. I'll be the one showing America. Oh my God. I'd be like, I think it's a big one. You look at just a little little nuggets. Yeah. I have competitions every week. I know. I think that a hundred percent suckers dick. It wouldn't even question. Yeah. No, you're right. I got turned around. It was, you'd rather have his dick in your mouth than his dick in your teeny little tiny

unventured man butthole. Yes. Yes. Well, not unventured, but yes. Why, but you really trying to come out? No, I've never had, I've never had, it wasn't fucking, look, it wasn't discovered. You know what I mean? had it. I've never had, it wasn't fucking, look, it wasn't discovered.

You know what I mean? Like America. My ass is like the ring. Sometimes girls get frisky and they, yeah. You know, my ass like the rainforest. They've been in there. They find a couple artifacts, but they can't run out by like some stuff. They ran away.

Well, the thing that the girls are doing now, what is it called pegging? Yeah. Yeah, so. I don't want that. I would never want pegging? Yeah. Yeah, so. I don't want that. I would never want to be pegged. Here's why. I feel like some point you'd snap a photo. I feel like some point you'd be,

I look back, you'd be like Instagram, I'm like, what's up? And I have to fight you for your phone. Yeah. Some of them would have to die. Yeah. Yeah, I would, if I look back, are you a pegging me and you were like,

yo, you alive, because you love a live Instagram, and you like check it out fucking this white boy. I don't know I think I think if you're a woman and you want to do that for your guy I think you're already on board and cool with it. I don't think you're gonna be the type of girl that's gonna You know embarrassing about it. I've never had a guy ask me to do that, but I do like to Overwhelmed a guy like you know what I mean? Like, I don't, I like to be in a control position. So I'm surprised why no one's ever asked me that, but. I'm gonna say some, if your dad's mad at you talking about like medication and shit,

my dad doesn't. No, my dad is such a player from the Himalayas. He ain't not pleased. He'll be like, yep, that's my daughter. I'm so white, I was gonna go, he's from the Himalayas. It's a thing, I'm sorry. I was sorry. I think, well this is, it's weird to me because you're also, you're religious.

You're very religious, right? I believe in God. You believe in God. Not ahmm. You're very religious. Yeah, right? I believe in God. You believe in God Not a lot of people do that anymore Well, you know, I was having a conversation I have something that I'm working on and we've been doing a lot of deep dive into Spirituality and and religion some people say they're religious. They're not spiritual. Some people say the spiritual religious. Some people say, you know, I believe in God, I don't go to church. Everybody's sort of like coming up with their own ways in which to talk to a higher power. And I think over time, I

think what's happening is there's a new movement, especially with like young black people who are skeptical of Christianity, skeptical of being indoctrinated into something that sort of restricts you in a lot of ways and has justified a lot of wrongs. So now I'm sort of becoming a relic, right? Because I'm becoming that old school black woman that hold jeez, oh, hey, you know? And they're just like, oh, you know, oh, you're so, you know, so and I have like a lot of friends who are also, you know,

collegiate and, you know, they's just like an academic to them. It's like, it doesn't make any sense. But I think that at the end of the day, none of it was supposed to make sense, um, because that's what faith is, you know, and that's what it says in the Bible that faith is the evidence of things not seen. So that is the definition of faith is that I don't I don't know, but I believe. So I try to keep that and minus much as possible. I don't believe everything that is said to me by man. And I do believe that, you know, God is more loving than the people that represent Him.

So I try my best not to be a thorn in the side of people getting into faith. I try to be an example of anything. So it's weird to me that you bring up God now and it's terrible. Like, it's weird to... You know what I mean? It's like, you believe in God.

It's like, yeah, dude, it's a... I believe in God too. I believe in God. I pray. And people are like, what? Yeah, dude. It's what I do. I'm sorry.

It's a positive perspective on life for me. It centers me. It gives me, it gives me, you know, intent for my day to start here and end here and have, you know, that's just what I do. Yeah. And I mean, you know, yeah, but you talk about this and this and that. It's like, I know, that's fine. That's what I do on stage. Well, you being, listen. Because you pray. I pray. And then you go and say, and you're like, you suck that dick. Yeah. I mean, I'm not doing so much sex material now. Oh, you really?

Yeah, no. I've been in a long time. I mean, I don't, I mean, I don't judge you like that. No, it's not even a judge about that. I'm whatever is happening in my life. And, you know, even when I was talking about sex, it was a purpose behind it, never. For me too. But I feel like everyone believes in something,

which is why I don't like people really tear me down about it. It's like, if you can walk this life, You know, if you can walk this life which requires you to, you know, the oxygen to go into your body and for your heart to pump and you know, for the way your mind works and the things that have to happen inside your body for your body to function move forward.

Well, all of these things that come together that we don't think about, and I think a lot of people, they don't think about it, they don't see it. So they're just like, they're ain't no God. But if we can have a computer, like, how does that even make sense? How does, you know what I mean?

Like, these waves and electrodes, and that's going like, that's's so fascinating and that's so interesting and Some people can't grasp that but we understand that computers are there and that they work. Yeah, I don't understand Here's the thing whatever the whatever get you through Whether it's weed, Adderall, Jesus, Moses, Satan whatever Yeah, I get it. We don't give a shit but to be to be fair to my faith. I'm not I always tell people I'm not the best representation of Christianity by any means. I'm I fail every day. Right. And I that's why I have to go to to Christ. I pray I ask for forgiveness, I ask for consciousness and to correct things

that need to be corrected, but also still ask to let me allow me to still have the parts of me that make me unique and for my wife who I am. But for some people to not know that whatever somebody believes in, there needs to be a respect for that. I think that's what's happening right now, where there's not a lot of respect for that.

There's not a lot of respect for what people believe. Believe. And you should let people believe in what they want to believe. And don't, you know, like Bill Maher is like, fuck God. All right, dude, that's cool. I, you know, it's weird because people, when I say, I pray, like I'll pray in the morning, people like, what? Because they think because of what I say on stage of the type of dude I am, that I don't have spirituality, that I don't believe in something. But I do. That's just me.

I mean, even that statement about, to God it's like that's not even not believing. That's like the opposite of believing. I mean, to have that kind of reaction towards God is weird. It means that, I mean, because you would be indifferent to God if you didn't believe, there would be no need to acknowledge. And so to have the fervor, to have the passion behind to even make reference to him is acknowledging him.

Yeah, it's a weird. Busque has contenido gratis. I wanna be seen. Pluto TV es el servicio de streaming gratuito con más de 120 canales, dedicados a películas, series, grímenes, realities y contenido infantil. Bluto TV, ven a verlo sin pagar nunca. He's like, I'm praying. I'm like, I know he don't, you know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know. That's a problem, man.

But it's like, all right, dude, we just sat there for a couple of minutes in the morning. Mm-hmm. And I kinda, because I knew I don't know if he knew what he was doing. So I was like, tell me to this day, treat people that want to be treated. Help me do if I can help somebody, help me help him. Yeah.

And for the people that need help, you go help them. And I give them, you know, I pray for them too. I pray for my family, I love my family. And so he heard me saying that. You know what I mean? So he kind of knows where I'm coming from. What this thing I'm doing. So I'm just sitting there looking like I'm maniac

with my slippers on, you know, with a half a heart on. You know what I mean? It's better than my grandmother who's running around with holy oil, throwing holy oil over the wall every morning and it's like. I miss religion like that though. My mind grins. We need that oil to make pancakes.

Hello. You throwing it all up on the wall. My grandmother worked at the rectory. Okay. So which is with the preschool. Yeah, yeah, that's all. That's like, ah! I know you couldn't get away with nut and Bobby.

I've been watching you like a hawk. I had to go over there and she would be there ironing the priest clothes, making them dinner, watching general hospital, and I would have to sit there after school with my grandmother at the rectory and the priest would come down, hello Robert. I'm like, I follow the burns

and she would give me like a little cracker with a piece of cheese, you know, priest food, boring, fucking priest food, right? And I remember I had to sit there and I, you know, priest food. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for free food. For free food, right? And I remember I had to sit down and be like, can I have some money? And she finally give me a couple bucks. And I'm like gone.

Yeah. And I go get some candy and some shit like that. But yeah, I remember she used to be all the time. I used to love going to church back in the day. I tell you what I went to Europe. God, when I went to Europe, and I went to the churches in Europe and Rome and Milan. What's up with them?

Mob, listen to me, you don't know a church. Until you're... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh you go, is this Jesus, or is this, you know what I'm saying? Bobby Brown. What happened? Yes. Yes. Yes. Hey, well why do people go with, oh my god, this is interesting.

Hello. Hi, Joe. There's Milan right there. I went that church right there. That's Milan. Oh wow. That's money. I went on the top of that church and took a nap.

What do you mean? So you can take, you can go up the stairs, pay extra money and go to the top of the church, even you can pull that up. You can go up to the top and walk around that whole church. So I went up to the top of it and I just sat on the roof and it was so beautiful and it was so nice out, I fell asleep.

But yeah. Bobby, I wanna do something. You wanna do bot sex? I mean, later, but can I do something that's gonna hurt you? You want to make out? What? What are you gonna do? So you need me to shut the camera?

No, I don't. I want to do something. What are you gonna do? This is unprecedented. Okay, do it. And don't stop me. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna do it.

I have to give oil. A little back story real quick. Oh, shit. So What was it when do we do The first time we did JFL like oh no, this is seven years ago, right? Yeah, yeah, and so I told a story about this family I'm not gonna do it and this family in a monkey in a car accident and Do it? Well, that's not the point of why this inspired me to do another joke. Okay, but the

joke is so bad and I'll come back on one day and tell it because Bobby Bobby picked up the podcast and walked it away from me into another room. Oh, yeah, all of you guys left me. Yeah, and you locked the door so that I could not come in. Yep, to talk anymore. Yep. And You got man. I did get me. I would say something banging on the No, let me tell you something. I was on the other door and here's what happened you started scaring me So it was funny and then it got scary and I was like if I open this door, I'm dead Because I'm an only child and I want what I want when I want it man. Did you want it? You were like you call you you were fucking Mother fucker you said motherfucker enough to know you said some shit like that Man, did you want it? You were like, you called, you were fucking,

motherfucker, you said motherfucker, enough, I don't know, you said some shit like that, some J-Lo shit. I'm like, enough, enough! Ah, some J-Lo on the six. Right. Yeah, man. So. But no, Bobby, let me do this, let me do this. And you'll know why at the end.

You gonna leave? No! You're gonna block me out of my own podcast. No, absolutely not. You're gonna fuck of my own podcast. No, absolutely. You can fuck me in the ass. No. Okay. So this is one of my mother's favorite jokes, by the way,

which was also my, that other joke, you kicked me out for it. It's one of my mother's favorite jokes. Okay, that's good. So there's a guy named Joe. Okay, you guys listening, because he's gonna tune out. I need you guys to support.

Ha, I love it. You brought your mom into it, I'm in. Okay, you guys listening because he's gonna tune out. I need you guys support. You brought your mom into it. I'm in. So there's this guy named Joe and he's going to a bunch of bars with his friends. Right. So they walk into one bar and everybody's like, Hey, Joe, hi, Joe, how you doing? Joe and you know, they go and they drink and then they go to another bar. And soon as they walk in, it's like, Hey, Joe, hi, Joe, how you doing? Joe and Joe's friend is like, wow, like everywhere we go,

they like know your name. And Joe's like, yeah, everybody knows me. He goes, yeah, you know, I mean in this town, he goes, no, no, everybody knows me in the world. And so his friend goes, that's not true. And I know there's places where people don't know you. So then they go to the next town, the same thing happens there. They go to the next town, the same thing happens there.

They go to the next state, the same thing happens there. And so Joe says to his friend, he says, I told you everybody knows me. And his friend goes, I promise you this, somebody in the world that has no idea who you are. So Joe said, okay, if you can find a person that doesn't know who I am, I will give you $5,000.

So then Joe's friend said, I bet that the Pope doesn't know you. And so they go to the Vatican, right? They fly there, the whole thing. And Joe makes his way up there to where the Pope is. And the Pope brings Joe out to the congregation. And he says, look, everybody look who's here. And they go, hey Joe, how you doing, Joe? And Joe goes back down to find his friend and he sees his friend passed out and they have to put smelling salts underneath his nose to wake him up.

And Joe's like, oh my God, are you like, did you pass out because the Pope knows me and you realize that you owe me $5,000 and Joe's friend goes, no, I passed out because the lady standing next to me said, who's the point guy in the pointy hat with Joe? I want you out of the studio. I want to. I can't believe you. It was a guy in the party hat with Joe. Come on, Bobby. You are trying not to laugh at that. All right. Listen, listen, that was a fucking journey we went on.

That was a long fucking journey. It was clean. No, it wasn't long. I cut it. I cut it down. You cut it down. Because when you read it, it's like six pages. My tits are sweating. Jesus Christ. You loved it, Bobby. Don't do that to me. You loved it. All right, I didn't love it, but it was good. Do you want to hear my joke?

Yes. This is my favorite joke like that. Three guys dying going to heaven. Okay. They get to the pearly gates of heaven. And St. Peter's there and he's like, I don't have room. I don't have room. We I don't have a room. We're full.

I can take one of you. Whoever died the most violent death, I'll allow into heaven. I'll hear stories one by one. I'll make my decision at the end. Fine, they get in first guy goes in, okay, I come home from workin' all day. Construction, come home.

This candle's lit romantic music plan. I know she's in there with somebody. I know she's in there, having sex with somebody. I check the bathroom, nobody's there. I know she's in there with somebody. I know she's in there having sex with somebody. I check the bathroom, nobody's there. I check the shower, nobody's there. I check the bedroom, nobody's there. Clause, it's nobody. All of a sudden, there he is.

I see him hanging off my balcony. I go over, I punch his hands, he won't fall. I kick his hands, he won't fall. I get a hammer, I smash his hands, he finally falls. I look down, he's in the bushes. He's still alive. I Grabbed the fridge. I throw the fridge down on his head. Oh my God and kill him. I'm so mad from this and so distraught. I take a shock and blow my brains out. Oh no.

After all that work So he goes, all right. That's a bad. That's pretty bad. That's a bad death. Let me hear the next guy next guy comes in. He goes, all right I'm on my exercise bike pedaling away So he goes, all right, that's a bad, that's pretty bad. That's a bad death. Let me hear the next guy. Next guy comes in and he goes, all right, I'm on my exercise bike, pedaling away. All of a sudden the curtain gets caught in my tire. I go flying off my bike, off my balcony, grab onto the guy's balcony beneath me. This lunatic comes out, starts punching my hands,

kicking my hands. Then he takes a hammer, smashes my hands. I fall, think I'm dead, I'm not, I'm in the bushes, I'm alive. Then this maniac takes a fridge and throws the fridge on my head, kills me. I take a hammer, smashes my hands. I fall, think I'm dead. I'm not. I'm in the bushes, I'm alive. Then this maniac takes a fridge and throws the fridge on my head. Kills me.

Here I am. St.P. is like, wow. All right, let me hear the last guy. Last guy comes in and goes, all right, check it out. I'm naked in a fridge. Oh my God. Why didn't I see that?

As it go. I was in thrall. I was a go. I wasn't thrilled. I was a go. I was like, what? It was like, our Kelly's in the closet. Well, they're not. I was like, and then you added that bike thing and because you hate bikes, it wasn't really a bike.

I know. You added it. It wasn't really a bike or did you add, oh. That's insane. I was a go. That was a go. I love that. I love jokes like that.

Let me ask you a question. I got my friend and one of my producers here, Danny. Do you know Danny? I love Danny. All right, Danny's great. We all love Danny. I mean, we got Joe, we got Danny and we got Max, the Tizzy Three.

They're all autistic at different levels. They can't make, you're talking about, they can't make eye contact from, we're right. Now, Danny is the worst of them. Yeah, all of y'all do look slow. I'm not even gonna lie. Wow.

I mean, it's nuts. I mean, it's crazy. They all have that same curly, brown, artistic hair. They all got that, like, he might have a manifesto at home look. Yeah. Yeah. They all, they hair curls might have a manifesto at home look. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The all the hair curls up because their brains are so intense. It just curls the hair. Yeah. But Danny wears these jeans. I guess the you know when I was the the Bon Jovi

Neelis jeans right you buy a jean that's cut up. Yeah. Right. I guess I'm old because I don't like that shit. But he wears it. But his knees are out and here's the thing is knees make me cut up. Yeah. Right? I guess I'm old because I don't like that shit. But he wears it, but his knees are out and here's the thing, his knees make me throw up. No. Here's why he has hairy knees. He has, can you show her your knees please? And show the camera. I mean, look at that.

I mean, that looks like a bum. That looks like. That's a lot of hair, but I feel like there's too much hair for a hair, for if you're gonna have knees that are coming out, you need to get, you need to wax it. It's disgusting. Well, I mean, I know what a full bus is like.

Oh, yeah. So this is what I've said. This is what we've come up with. I say you don't have to wax your legs, but you gotta wax your knee. So we have, what's your legs, but you got a whack-shiny. So we have, what's her name? Angelique. Angelique is a professional esthetician.

She has, what's your Angelique? Come on in here. I mean, she's very pretty. Her boyfriend looks like me on steroids, so he's right over here. So I'm not going to say anything, but she's definitely my type of girl. You know what I mean? She's a little weird looking, but sexy and fuck and you know, she'd choke you. Wait, you just going to give a peg this guy. Why are you? Wait a second.

I had no idea because he's holding a mic and he's just looking around like, I've never done. Listen, so I said that we could get him and she agreed to come in here and wax justice. The parts of his legs that show, so the audience doesn't throw up, you understand? So that that knee can be there. Now we gotta get the knee, but we gotta make sure that, that's gonna be painful. You gotta bend your knee a lot, so we see it.

So yeah, that, we gotta all the way, all the way. I predict this gonna be so red. Now, have you ever gotten something waxed? The closest I've ever come is like when I was 16, I had anxiety. Not sex. Oh, come on. I would have anxiety.

I would yank my armpit here. Okay, I don't think you're so autistic. I mean, I'm sorry, she's eating. I apologize. But the thing about it is, that's how slow he is. Cause it's like, you could just be doing this right instead of digging up here Yeah, you know the roots I feel bad roots on his armpit hair like intense Like I ball of whiteness comes out. All right listen now

Can you hold the mic up to her for a second? How are you? I'm great? How are you? I'm great? Thank you so much for doing this. I appreciate it. Is this the most hair you've seen this week? On a knee? Absolutely. On a knee? On a knee, yeah. Did you ever go to Greece?

No. I mean, this is nuts, right? Am I, he should be getting this done, right? Yes, he should be getting this done. Look at the autism's kick. Twice a week. Twice a week. This, this redone. To train the hair. Yeah. I mean, it be getting this. Look, he has, look at the autism's kick. Twice a week. Twice a week, this, this, this, to train the hair.

This, yeah. I mean, it's, yeah. It's crazy. Here's my, here's my problem. It's not, I know your problem. I'm looking right. Right. Yeah, you're autistic and you,

you're a hair off. You, all of this, Mike, like you think you want a soul train on. And I'm telling you, you about to be in a lot of pain, bro. It's not just the knee. Yeah. It's the just the knee. Yeah. It's the problem is it's, my whole body's hairy, right? Yeah.

If I were to, if you, that's gonna look weird, it's gonna look weirder with the knee wax. No one's gonna see the rest of your body except your mom. Okay. Sorry about that. Listen, so the knee, we gotta, and the ferrets you keep in your basement.

We've got to. All right, so we're gonna wax, now you have the wax. Yes, we're all ready. I'm gonna cut this pin here. Ferrets you keep in your basement. We've got a Brazilian? Well, she was supposed to do my cheeks and then she's like, I'm gonna do the rest. And I'm like, what are you talking about? She goes in there and... But I bet them shits fell good. Cause we put him in the hair. I screamed like a motherfucker.

I bet you did. And then my ass cheeks looked like a 13 year old boy going through puberty. When the hair came back, I had little pimples on my butt. Oh no. Gross me out. All right, so we're putting wax on.

Okay, so we're describing this right now. You can see it, I guess. It looks like it looks like honey. How come it doesn't need? Is it honey? It is honey, right? No, it's wax. It's a sugar. Sugar. Oh, this one hurts. This hurt. Oh, she went, yeah. Did you hearrr. Yeah, because you have a monkey knee. That's why I have a- Oh my God. I mean, dude, I have chimpanzee. I had not. I mean, oh wait, wait, wait, now you gotta tell him what to do

and tell us, please describe it. Hold the mic up to her, please. I'm gonna put the paper over. Wait, no, I got to see you. The situation, okay. So now, now I rub in the direction the hair grows, right? How do you tell them that monkey knee? Yeah, let's get it going. So we were warming up the sugar wax right now. Okay.

Okay. Oops. You don't want that. See, he has so much hair. It just want to work. Yeah, exactly. Okay. So now I have to hold his skin tight. Okay. Yeah. And I'm gonna rip very thick. All right, now listen, hold that mic up to your mouth. Ready? Yeah, we're gonna, ready? Ready? One. It, what? It did hurt.

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It's all that hurt spreading on. That's nuts. Yeah, cause pulling the hair for the roots. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I thought it wouldn't hurt when it goes on. Why why I actually think it hurts more going on them coming off Haha, all right. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Oh, this is how you just want about to be gnarly Oh, this is not yeah, yeah, this is not hang on what's it you putting it on let me get this to ready It was cool. I got what I'm saying. All right, here we go ready. You guys

We got a warm it up. Warm it up. You got to warm it up. You got to get that hairy knee. Look at that knee. I even know he had pants on. All right. Here we go. You ready?

Mother. Yeah. Hold that in. Wow. Is that a lot? Did you get a lot that in. Wow. Is that a lot? Did you get a lot? Yeah. Oh, shit.

This is bad, right? We got more? We got more? Oh boy. I mean, this knee is hairy. It's hairy. This knee is fucking nuts. Oh boy.

Okay, hang on. Oh boy. Okay, here we go. We are waxing Danny's just his knees. So he can wear those stupid fun jovigee to make people throb in the first row with his hairy knee. Here we go. Ready?

All right, here we go. We got a honey waxing. So what's the name of your place? We can plug your place. Doesn't have a place. Oh, shit! Hey, you guys! She's watching YouTube video?

Yeah, I am! I do hair, I'm a hair colorist, sound your jersey. Oh, right! Oh, oh, oh! She fucked up! She fucked up! She didn't want to. She didn't want to

I love that you do hair and you don't do this. This is like getting your chicken fried by somebody who walks dog What's up? What's the YKW Instagram YKW dude cat? What is it? Yeah, YKW dude? Your eyes, bro I listen. Oh, let's let's go. Let's go into some request. Oh, you try to go back That's not melting. Oh, while while he's doing this we're gonna go for your questions. All right So we can hear him scream. Oh my god. Look at let it out. You can let it out The what it's let out is cursing. Wait, just use a twist. It's fine, you can curse it out. We get enough, oh my god dude, how is your knee so disgusting?

Your knee looks like it should be in a circus. How are you eating? I'm gonna throw up, what the fuck? Oh, it's nervous eating. It's nervous eating, oh my god, look at the wax. Oh my,'s holding his leg like in a like a like a headlock hold. What is going on? What is that? Oh that's on the side of the hill. She read the backs on the wax. Oh that one didn't go. Oh no it's not going. The root is too tough. He's got jureuts. What's that going? The root is too tough.

He's got Jew roots. Hahaha. Bro, you got so much, I mean it's, daddy you got, that's like doing somebody's head. Hahaha. That is nuts. Your knee is nuts. She's used half a jug of wax in all of her nap,

cause she's not even done. Ah, she can't get it. You gotta put wax on that. You gotta put wax, you gotta wax that thing up. What you trying to give some professional critique? Look at that nut of hair. That looks like Frank Sinatra said. That was like Bobby McFarons braid.

Oh my God. So listen, we got a question, big Ben Cawk 69. Oh. That was gonna be good. You going to go without the gate. Do you ever have fans bring you gifts after shows? And if so, what is the coolest one and the weirdest one? All the weirdest one. Um, yes, I do have fans bring me gifts. Um, I've had some really cool gifts. I think the most interesting one I had is a

doll that I'm not sure I can destroy. Why? Because it looks exactly like me. And I'm not sure if it's a voodoo doll. So I'll try over it. But one of my fans made this doll for me. And it's- Oh, that's off for one second. Here we go. And-

Oh, that was the worst. That was the worst. That was the worst. That was the worst. She took this kneecap off of that one. Oh my God, she pulled a mustache off. That's a full-blown mustache I was tough one too. Look how it was like Did you hear it? That was the worst one. That was the worst one. I mean she don't it. In fact, she just learned this tonight

That's smart. She's a hairdresser. You and me camps like strawberry shortcake It looks like we're gonna take photos of that show looks like something from Star Wars So so is a voodoo doll you think yeah, you know, I pray over that doll make sure that dolling out no connections to me like that I love people bring me Baby hairs for me to tattoo on my head I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. little things right here, little curls. Have you watched anything since the Flintstones?

Was the last thing you heard meet the Jetsons, huh? It's his boy Elbrough. All right. All right. Here we go. Chucklefucker 808. Were there a were there and Joe? What is it? Why are you?

Why would you set me up? Were there and jokes you wrote? You idiot up were there and jokes you wrote you idiot Were there any jokes you wrote for the roast of mr. P nut? What was this oh yeah, and the planets wouldn't let you that planters wouldn't let you say so you roasted the peanut yes All right, let's do me oh And for the Super Bowl. All right, listen to me. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, she's just going to town now.

Yeah. She's tired. That's also how it's sound in the edited room for the Super Bowl commercial when I was walking. Oh, no, no. So what, so what happened? Yeah, the editor, um, listen, uh, it was a, it was a fantastic experience.

Oh shit, she's corporate. I know. She still get money. No, you might get money. No, but I mean, yeah, that's corporate. Yeah, she's corporate. She's still getting money. No, you might get money. No, but I mean, yeah, that's corporate. That's corporate. Yeah, let me tell you something, I know corporate Yamanika. There's regularly Yamanika, then there's ghetto Yamanika,

like the dude at the ice cream store, and then there's corporate. Oh my God, you remember that? Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, but it was his fault. He's still mad. Yeah, good for her, fuck him. This is regularly Yamanika. Yeah, this is regularly Yamanika. We're heading to Deer. I'm not being corporate, I had was his fault. He's still mad. Yeah, good for your fucking. This is regular. Yeah, this is regular.

I'm here. I'm not being corporate. I had an amazing time. I'll be. You when you stop pronouncing your R is really hard. That's when you're in corporate. I had a really good time. It was an amazing time.

But listen, I wrote some really hard hitting jokes that did not make it to A. He's the last one. But not that I remember offhand. Like is it roasting the peanut guy, right? Yo, dude, you look like my uncle's nuts. No, it was. That's a good one. Oh, I did one.

I actually did one for one of the roasters that they took out because it teetered on being Unwoke what what was it? Because I'm not gonna mention names, but he's Spanish and I asked him how he felt Being on stage roasting Mr. Pina's instead of selling oranges off the side of the four five Funny And they they did it that he liked it too. I mean, we were all kind of hitting each other really hard. There was some everybody there is some of the top roles.

Top roles. No, no. But what I did appreciate is, you saw a quick snippets for the actual commercial that aired, but they did do an extended that's up on YouTube. But that's clean too. I mean, let's be honest. Like, you know, people complain about

Jenna Jackson's tits falling out. There's no way they're gonna let us drop F bombs and talk about nuts and fuck it. I did, I did the suit, look at, con, I did one of these Super Bowl ads for Hyundai. Me and, me and, uh, oh, oh, oh, God. All right, now make sure you stand up because we might have got the wrong spot.

Did you stand up? Did you get the right spot? All right, now see that thigh up there? You're gonna get that thigh. See that little spot right there? So put some work. Oh, I know that's open. Oh, that's gonna hurt.

That's gonna hurt. That's gonna hurt. And your pause is like screaming. Oh, so let me ask you a question. So I did this thing for Hyundai. Yeah. And we went in a lot of questions. So I did this thing for Hyundai. Yeah. And we went in a lot of money. It's people don't understand.

I may not have gotten Honda money. Honda is a different kind of, but we got a lot of money, but it was. Let me tell you something. Yeah. People, you corporate, yep. Oh, absolutely. You would be too, bitch.

Yeah, absolutely. When they go, yo, here's some money. Yeah. And you come in and do some jokes. Yeah. But the corporate's some money. Yeah. And you come in and do some jokes. Yeah. But the corporate world. Hi. Hi.

How are you? Hello. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Hey, come on. Is there anything? Yeah. The steel is jokes you need.

I'll give it to you. Whatever you need. Right. I'll give it to you. I'll do my best. And at the end of this. Because people in America are really laughing to this sort of crisp, clean, you know, they love to chuckle at stuff like that.

They love chuckling. Yeah. They love that chuckle comedy. Yeah. It's not a lot of pressure for a standup until you come to a club and you really want comics to loosen their hair. You gotta let us loosen our hair. Yeah.

Sometimes they want that chuckle shit. Yeah. Sometimes they do and sometimes they don't get it. Have you ever had any incident in last couple of years on stage where people are like offended? Oh yeah, my current joke now is very offensive. What is it called? Why do people with bitches and fuck up? No, I've been offended people for quite a long time.

I talk about an experience I have at the American World War II. Oh, I heard you on one second. We're gonna we're gonna we're gonna like read the Like read a tennis match like we're at a tennis match ready ladies and gentlemen Here young and Nika. What do you think of this? I mean you've had waxing done He's getting his upper thigh waxed with the honey sugar waxing. Is this gonna hurt? Oh no? I hope he has on a pamper Are we ready tell us when we're ready you're ready

Take a real deep one Screen oh mother Oh my god That looks like a baby head Wow, did you get it all? Breach. Breach. Nope, you got to get that nugget. See that patch? That patch right there.

Why are you coming up? Because I want him to be, I don't want him to go through this and still have a flap of hair. Listen, if I was you, I would stop wearing a pants to the back. Right. I'll just stick it up. Originally, this was supposed to be for the Patreon. Yeah, see, you missed that patch. I didn't know, I didn't know.

Oh shit, she did the wrong spot You do that spot stand up stand up dumb dumb. Oh, don't fall All right next question you ready? Yeah from a fat JC. Are you that bitch? What does that mean? Is that something you say? No, I think you know girls are sort of powering themselves on that bitch I'm you know, so you're that bitch? No, I don't know. Okay, it's just thank you. I know I know I know what I'm not saying that I'm not Prada who I am,

but what you realize as you get older is that you're not the only that bitch. You know what I mean? That there's other people who are also spectacular. I tell you what, as I get older and I've been in this business for a while, I can look down at the motherfuckers. I don't say that bitch,

but these young bucks that are coming up, I'm like, wow, good for you. Yeah. I mean, you know, you see when we were coming up, you know, a big arena for us was 12,000 seats. Yeah. Now these guys are playing the garden. Yeah.

That's like an average thing. Yeah. People to go in and play arenas and do these huge epic theaters. And and I'm like, you know, it's timing. It's universe. Are you going? Tell you ready? All right. Back to the back to the waxing. Okay. and I'm like, you know, it's timing, it's universe. Are you going? You ready? All right, back to the waxing.

Okay, Yamannika. Now, well, before you go, hold up. We, she actually made a mistake and did the wrong patch of hair on this guy's thigh. So when he stood up, we realized we had to do it again. He stood up like a fool. He stood up. Yeah.

Like the fool that he is. Do you think this is gonna hurt more or less than the last patch? I think you've moved up to the number one spot if he ever decides to go somewhere and start shooting. I'm number one. You know that he's gonna kill her first? No. I don't know.

Okay, here we go. Let's get this down. Danny, put the mic up to your mouth, please. No. No, no, no. Okay, here we go. Let's get this down. Danny, put the mic up to you mouth please. And let it out. You have permission to let it out. Say whatever you want, except there's a couple. There's a couple. There's a couple.

There's a couple. Maybe you want the go? There's a couple. Yeah, there's a couple. So, all right, ready? One, two, three. Five. Oh my, the fucker. Oh

Skin is that skin It's like that close up. Don't get that close up of that. No, use my phone. Get it close up. What the fuck is that? Don't you touch it. I don't want you touching anything of mine ever again.

Why did you? It's a tough. It's a tough. A dancerian. Why is it? Oh, God. It looks like you murdered a kitten. What the fuck? Okay, thank you. All right next question. Whoa

Okay Yami yam why are you the best guest? I love you. Oh, that's so sweet. Thank you Why are you more gangster than the majority of rappers right now? That's the same guy. I mean, what's going on? Abe, what's going on? Yummy, I'm the biggest foodie in my family. Yeah. Who cooks for y'all the holiday events through the years?

I want to know, hey, what holiday meals are your favorite in which to participate, be, what are your favorite items to make which you do better than everyone else involved? Good question. Hands down. I love Thanksgiving. All right. This next one's going to be rough.

Okay. This, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I don't mean it bad. I know what you girlfriend. This bitch is going nuts. I mean, she's going crazy dude. She's just going to be, and this, and then it looks like that ocean spray circle. I Crembers before you do it before you do it. We're gonna answer this question. So tell me that Um, so who's the big I'm the biggest foodie who cooks all the food and what is your favorite? What holiday is your favorite meal to do and who makes the

What is your favorite item make and who makes the better than everybody else? My mom is the foodie now, and the family she eats everything once everything. Okay. My favorite is Thanksgiving. Yeah. I just cause I love stuffing and all of that. And my mother puts a turkey on and the ham,

it's just so great. And I love rice with the gravy. Please don't bring me back to where I'm just left. Okay. I don't do rice anymore. You look good, baby. We're there. We're there, baby.

Yeah, I got to catch up to you. No, you look good, Bubba. Thank you. Hang on one second. You there. I put that stuff on. You can put it on. Yeah, got it.

And my favorite dish that I make better than anybody is my macaroni and cheese. Oh, goddammit. Can I try that sometime? Yeah, I got a secret ingredient that will eat the next people. I can't tell you, but it has a little sweetness. Was it breast milk?

That old. We're gonna go back to the game. Are you on it? No, you didn't get it, but you had a focus on. You put it in right now. I don't know, you could be multitasking with all this damn trauma. I'm more fat than I am.

Harry. All right. Here we go. Oh, no, you're not. Here we are. We're back. And we're about to pull off. I think what I believe is the last patch of hair.

He has more hair on his leg than most 30-year-old men have on their heads. So don't ever commit a crime because the DNA is all over you Here we go. Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you sure? Okay? One two Oh, man, look at is that part of the no you got to get that middle pass It looks like a mohawk in a thigh, yeah. Yeah. I was, we're gonna go to another question here.

My, my, my knee is a rat tail. Benning the jets, Yamanika, I know even when you're most recent success, you ride the subway, can you ride with Bobby more? So our boy doesn't get shanked. You know, I almost got stabbed. What? On the subway? Yeah, that's from Benny and the Jets. Yeah, I got attacked a couple weeks ago.

I was on the subway, a guy almost bumped into him, sat at screaming at me. I kind of let it go. Then he saw him again screaming. I told him to shut the fuck up. He came at me. I pushed him like we're gonna fight. And then he pulled out of knife.

And was like, I'm gonna fucking murder you. And he goes, you call me a bitch because I was running. And I couldn't think, I couldn't think, I wish I was, the worst part is I wish I could have said, you're the bitch, you get the knife, put the knife down pussy. But I was so thinking about my son and shit. No, that's absolutely right.

I've, people, my dormant teases me sometimes because when we hang out in my neighborhood, you know I'm still in Portland. And if I see some craziness, I move. And he's like, oh, you scared? I'm like, I have shit to live for. Yeah. But when you're on the train, I had to experience,

this was years ago. And I was taking the, I can't remember, I was going to a temp job. This was years and years ago. And the four or five five and it was cry You know how it's so packed in the morning and they have the guards out there because they got it like it's crazy So I couldn't get on and they were pushing everybody was pushing on and the girl behind me was mad that I couldn't get on the train You know it was like to me I'd do away for the next one and

She just kept calling me a fat bitch. Oh shit. Just kept calling me a fat, you fat bitch. That's why you can't get on the train. You fat bitch, you fat over and over and over again. White girl. No. Well, I don't know why girls be getting gangster too, but this was not a white girl. Was it a rapper?

And no, and so I remember, I turned around because I was getting annoyed, right? Because that's really what happens. You get annoyed and it's like, why are we having having this this doesn't have to be this big of a thing And I turned around and I just remember like she had this huge ass gap in her mouth Oh, right and so she just kept going on and on she was like a string being too. She was very thin and The guy one of the MTA guys was like because the train was still there He was like listen just I let's just try to get you on.

This is, you know, this is gonna be too much. So I get, people make space for me, I get on a train and then the door closes and then the door opens back up, right? And then she's like, oh, you fat bitch, that's right, you can't fit on a train, that's what a door one closes, you fat bitch. And I just remember everybody looking,

and I was so exposed. Yeah. And I was trying to say anything to her because, you know, there is a superpower that we have when it comes to words, through your comics. So I'm trying not to make this a thing thing. And I don't know if people are gonna record whatever. And the door closes again.

And I was agitated myself that I didn't really take her to test. And I said, you know, I'm not gonna blame this on God, but I said, Lord, if you open this door one more time. I'ma let her have it right and I just remember the door going boom And it opened up again and she went immediately she went right back into that fat bitch fat bitch And I said I said you know what I'm gonna do I said I'm a why don't I get off this train and jump in your fucking gap you get on the training we can ride together the whole

Train Was in tears. Ah And she sat there and she was like oh shit. I don't have a gap I'm like bitch who are you like it was a yeah, it was crazy To have somebody who was bullying me and that's not, I've been a bully at some points too. But to have somebody who was just like, there's nothing I can do, you've taken the thing that you know,

I would be most sensitive about. And that I can't change at this moment, which is my weight. And then you're ostracizing and villainizing me for that. And really, my weight wasn't the problem why I couldn't get on the train was just packed, you know, and it was a bunch of, we were waiting for training, trains was all the way almost out to the station.

People were waiting. But, yeah, I was glad to see that. Well, here's, you say that we have this super power with words. I actually, my superpower died because when the guy pulled out the knife, we were gonna fight. And I was like fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck No, I mean I suck Yamanica. You had a good line. I went over words. He looked at me. He literally went. Yeah, but it's not gonna kill you because you're a bitch. I know. It's say it. Say it to me. Watch out. Go ahead. I'm gonna kill you motherfucker. You gonna stab me over words. Oh, you say it with that tone. It's not with that tone. Why didn't I say you're gonna stab me over words. It sounds stupid. Like this is what you doing.

He was gonna stab me. Yeah. And you got a fucking knife. It's Niggas 20 stab me over. Make them sound stupid like this is what you doing. He was gonna still get me. Yeah, and you got a fucking knife. It's Nigger. It's 2023. Yeah, that sounds cool. You don't know what I got. He saw me or what I got. That sounds awesome. Yeah, but I would say that I ran.

I ran and I had a snack pack from CVS. That's because you guys get any fingers. I know. You bitch. Ready, here we're back to the game. Back to the game. She has the last patch, the Mohawk. I still see some stuff on the side, Bobby.

I don't know if this is the last one. Well, we might not be, but we're gonna get this last little Mohawk. Here we go. And we're gonna count to one. Just do it on. We don't know where she's gonna do it. It could be one.

I guess it's a one. She did it on a one. There's a side patch you gotta get. You know that. Okay. Oh, she's it. I she's sick of you. Oh, she's done. She's done. She's like how are you feeling? So are you need water? I could take a water. Okay, can we get him a one? I know you hot. Oh you want to put the alcohol Yeah, can we see can we see I mean there's still some hair coming down, but it's not as bad Yeah, oh Can we see I mean this still some hair coming down, but it's not as bad

Listen don't act sad you did it What are you talking about your part of this? Pull the jeans up a little bit can you pull them up a little bit? I mean you got two patches she must up she fucked you on the fault You got let me see All right here and there just in case You're gonna change his shorts so you can really I mean if you change into your shorts can we just do all the no no no no no Danny it looks a little better doesn't it? I

Well Danny no the park yeah Yeah, if you bend over and yeah, it looks like Eagle on and yeah, we can see that haha Haha, all right, give it up for Danny everybody Danny Danny Yeah, hey be proud of yourself. You got no consolation prize for this. No, we do next week we're doing his back Haha, now that's what I really want to see

Oh my god, what What are you? Oh my God. She's going to throw. Please throw that out in the hallway. The whole thing. It looks like a scene. Yeah, we murdered somebody. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what are you going to come up? You're I want to go through credits really quick. Please. You're a writer. Now there's a writer strike going on, but you're a writer on a life after life after the death. You know what what we just want to write as a reward you thought Amy Schumer you have the strike I got a strike you got you got to you have the award

and it's heavy too it's heavy and here's a thing right here's the other thing uh the benefits and the writers guild is the shit yeah it's better than another guild that I'm a part of sad sadg after. No, I love Sadg after that. I love Sadg. We're about to strike with you. I'm in the writers guild too.

Yeah. But they're way better, man. I think they got their, they're, it's, yeah. Like I'll say, Sadg after is like 24 hour in a fitness and the writers guild is the equinox. Yes, right? Yeah, but I'm still on that 24 hour fitness.

You're writing for that. So you're off now until that comes back. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It was a really fun fun season now in a writers room Do you have to come up with ideas and then go write the scene? How did somebody write you get ideas and then someone writes it because not everybody can right? No, I mean there's well, there's a Head writer that right sick dick well dictates the room okay, and You know if it's episodic, people can be assigned episodes. Right? What do you do? When we did, you know, when I wrote for Che, we did sketches. We all submitted our sketches and we went over them and fine-tuned them and worked on them

as a collector. So you're smart. You know, grammar, you're not a right, you know, I've always been smart. I don't know shit. Like, I can write something, but I don't know where, if're not a right, you know, I can always be smart. I don't know shit. Like I can write something, but I don't know where, if I don't know what a semi-colon does. You know, one of the things that I've learned in this business

is I always, I'm not afraid to tell people I don't know something and ask. And oftentimes that puts me in positions where people will be like, hey, you want to be in this thing. I think the first time I was in a writer's room, it was very intimidating. I wrote for historical roasts with Jeff Ross for Netflix. And there was a lot of amazing writers,

some people that are specifically right. You know, they're not doing stand-ups, they're not doing anything else. Right. And they work with some really amazing talents. And so it can be intimidating at first, but I think once you Realize that no you bring a unique Perspective and a voice to things. So once I started learning that Sponsored two minutes. I think you got a wrap up. Oh, your spot.

Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. It's in two minutes, but you got probably five minutes late. So yeah. Yeah, but I'll go to thank you. Thank you, Danny. You've been more concerned about my calendar than I've been in years.

It's a sweet guy. He's artistic though. He'll drive him mental knowing that. No, I know. You need to go. And I'm going to get going, but you know, listen, I'm glad. I like this one on one. I look forward to coming back and really having,

next time we'll have, we'll put our hair down a little more. I think we gotta have a little bit. We did a little bit, but you and I haven't had a chance to really vibe. You've been running and ripping, I've been running and ripping. So I feel like we were catching up today, which was great, just to sit down and feel our energy about where we are. But next time, yeah, we'll turn it up.

We'll, more, you know, waxing and butt plugs and pegging and ice. So we're going to be talking about. We're going to fool around. We're going to do some shit. Yeah, we'll do it all. All right, listen to me. Where you, tell me what you got going on. Where are you going to be?

Um, I think it's the 20th, they're gonna be mad at me because we're doing this roast in the LA, the anti-Semitism roast. Go to my Instagram. I'm gonna post it later on today, anything at Yamanika. You can always catch me every week on every Wednesday. I do comedy hype. And, you know, go, if you haven't seen life in Beth first season, go see it. If you haven't watched that damn Michael Chase show, go watch it. If you haven't watched Flatbush, Mr. Meiner, go watch it. Uh, inside Amy Schumer, go watch it. And, um, you know, we'll see what, what else is in store for us this year. All right, check it out. Uh,

make sure you check her out. Hilarious and everything she does. And go see me live robbercullylive.com. You know, I'm on the bonfire Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. I got this show. We got the bone to pick with Paul Verzi. That podcast is killing it. Uh, so if you want to send in a bone, bone to pick, uh, cast at GML.com, we read your bones live on the air,

but you want to come see me live this summer. You know, I'm going to the tiny house. I leave town for two months. I'm up in the woods. All right. I'm going to be in Port Smith, the Hampshire on the July 27th, July 28th, Nashore, and the Hampshire July 29th, Laconia, up right near my tiny house, Rutherford, New Jersey, September 23rd. Go tokellylive.com for all my dates. Buy the tickets now, spread the word, keep liking, keep subscribing, patreon.com, slash robber Kelly. Guys, what do you got? Uh, social media is max Marcus comedy.

jokes Instagram and the chill on YouTube. He's an asshole jokes Russell and say it again, because the mic's cutting out. Ah, jokes Russell on Instagram. You guys stay in the cheese show on YouTube. He's an asshole. Jokes Russell. I'd say it again, because the mic's cutting out. Ah, jokes Russell on Instagram. You guys stay. The cheese show on YouTube. All right. Check it out. What do you got? Danny Braff on Instagram and comedy at Ver Thurthurzy of every month in Summerville, New Jersey. And you know what she got? You got a nice, clean knee, baby. Those pants look good now. And make sure you go to Comic Wearables.com, get all the gear for YKWD. It's right up there, use code word ladybugs. I wanna thank all the people in Patreon right now.

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