Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - Yankee Swap 2025 | The Regz w/ Robert Kelly, Dan Soder, Luis J. Gomez and Joe List Ep #52

Episode Date: December 20, 2025

Robert Kelly, Luis J. Gomez, Joe List, and Dan Soder discuss Luis firing Harrington 10 days before Christmas, Ebenezer J. Scrooge, Christmas traditions, Dan unable to do a Trump impersonation, Rob Reiner’s death, Luis having dog legs, investing in the Skankfest documentary, the annual Rose, Thorn, Seed, Yankee Swap, and more! Presented by YKWD and GaS Digital. LISTEN ON APPLE PODCASTS https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-regz/id1700969607 SOCIALS Robert Kelly @ykwdpodcast https://robertkellylive.com/ https://www.instagram.com/robertkellylive/ Luis J. Gomez https://luisofskanks.com/https://www.instagram.com/gomezcomedy/ https://twitter.com/luisjgomez Joe List https://twitter.com/JoeListComedyhttps://www.instagram.com/joelistcomedy/ Dan Soder https://www.dansoder.com/  https://www.instagram.com/dansoder/  SPONSORS  Aura Get $35 off Carver Mat Frames using code REGZ https://on.auraframes.com/REGZ BodyBrain Coffee Use code REGZ20 to get 20% off https://www.BodyBrainCoffee.com/ Small Batch CigarUse code REGZ10 for 10% off plus 5% rewards https://www.smallbatchcigar.com/ PrizePicks Get $50 in lineups after placing your first $5 lineup https://www.prizepicks.com/ Ridge Get up to 40% off with code REGZ AG1 Get a free welcome kit and flavor sampler when you first subscribe https://www.drinkag1.com/REGZ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We started? We're ready? Lewis is like a dog that you love. What's up, everybody? It's Christmas, and it's Yankee Swap, and it's the regs. And we need a comeback. It's Joe Liss Sinoza. Louis Gomez.

Wipe's off of Bobby's wife's back. Man, I read some reviews of the last episode. No, they loved it, dude. No, no, no. Here we go, though. We're back. We're back. You know what, guys?

forget that episode. This is about forgiveness. What was wrong with the last episode? It stunk. The Christmas, the Christmas spirit. I liked it. The Christmas spirit is about forgiveness. Yes.

And also, we're back in the story. What was wrong with the last episode? It was four men just talking for 45. Isn't that what a podcast is? For sure, but you try to sprinkle in some good bits. But you can't,

you got to hit it. I mean, does the Red Sox win every game? No, they didn't even win a game in the playoffs. Wrong fucking team. Yes, they won the first game in the playoffs. I'm sorry. I'm not misremembered. Well, did you intro us yet?

No, right? What'd you say? Did you intro us yet? Not yet, right? I did. You did? I did. Everybody.

Do it again, though. You were talking about it. He didn't know it. He was, you would talk about it. He's milky way and you. Wow. Gas lady? Gaslighting.

You did. What? You did. I did. Joe only speaks sweet treat. And he goes, he's clockbair on you. He owes you a hundred grand. I'm pumped for this.

That hat looks good on you. May I say? Thank you. But did you actually intro everybody? I introed everyone. You were talking over, like you fucking talk over. They know what the fuck it is. So I signed up last night.

For comedy lessons? Grindr? Oh, no. What did you sign up for? For an adoption, a dog adoption website. Ugh. Okay. You're going to get a dog with one eye?

No. You can't get a good dog out of those. There's specific breed adoption things where you're like their rescues for a king, Charles Spaniel, which... Oh, those are fancy as fuck. Pretty little bitch. I'm gonna tongue kiss that dog. They're so hot.

They could be cunts, too. They know they're hot. Never seen a King Charles Spaniel? Goldman has two. Oh, those dogs. I like those dogs. It's so sweet. Did you get these cookies last Christmas? They're fucking as stale as my asshole.

This is terrible. This is the opposite of a reed. Throw it. Guys, never go to crumbull. Never go to crumb. Never go to crumb. I give it a little. Crumble stinks.

Why? You're getting a dog, though, but you're on the road, Maybe I'm not in the dog. What are you going to do? Maybe I'm not getting a dog. You're going to have to board it all the time? I'm going to make it board when it listens to my comedy, right, Joe? Hello! Hello! Hello! Zinging himself. Dan doesn't want to do my roast.

You ruined the balloon. He asked me so quickly, and I said no, to get this reaction out of him. This is Dan retroactively. Are you coming up the reason? You can't announce that now? We can announce what we're doing. You can announce? We can announce where we're doing the Tank Fest. We can't announce the date yet. So we can't say New Orleans.

We can't say. It's not in New Orleans. any sign of contract dog it's about the hotels it's not about anything else because if we announce where we're going when we're going then everyone books all the hotels and then we can't get all the comedians together we can't get the discount rates for the comedians

we can't logistically get all the comedians to and from the venue it's a nightmare this is why they ended our last episode because we were talking about real stuff and I was trying to bring up my cute little fucking dog that I want to fuck bring her up do you have a name in mind already no I haven't but if they already gave her the name I just keep her name I don't want to

change your name. Change your name. What if it's Spanish? You don't speak Spanish. Spanish is a great name for a dog. Spanish is a good name for a dog. You're Spanish. Danny liked it.

Who's your little wet bag? Why do you go to the bathroom? I'll call ice on you. You should wait. I'm gonna call ice on you. You're so cute. I'm gonna come and get you while you're picking up your kid and I'll pick up line.

It's going because you're so fucking cute. He's doing that. I can't fuck it. I got, I'm going to remove you from your family You're never going to see the people you love You're naturalized and you served in the military But I'm still going to deport you out You should wait to get a dog

Until you get another girlfriend No, no, no no Because you don't want this bitch falling in love with your bitch You don't want to be... Nah, you need a bottom bitch You might be just because you're home alone a lot I am home alone I do

I set up a series of elaborate traps around my house James is like This is a death Trap. Dad, why are you doing this? You've turned my adolescence into pitfall. It's a bunch of micrachines and jacks at the bottom of the stairs.

You unintentionally turned James into Indiana Jones. Microw machine, that's what I call you a dick. Hey, he's really coming for you today. He doesn't like you. I didn't say yours specifically. You saw my cock. I did see your cock, and it was wild. You look like Gonzo. Describe it. Describe it slowly to everyone. For Christmas. For Christmas.

It's Gonzo's nose. It's purple. It hangs out over his. body. But it has the color of Italian ice cream. It's attached to a weirdo? It goes black, pink, and then white. It does. I guess we're not using the bomb dana this. Why? Because there's already been two. You had one, and you had one. What did I have

one? Just now attached to a weirdo? A weirdo? I had to look it off. Hold on. Can I tell you something? You asked the receiver? I looked it off. I'm not running that route. No, that's what you laughed and you liked it. So God? So God? God?

Yes. Carmen is a frog. Piggy's a pig. Gonsos is a weirdo. Look at what Gonzo is We'll get this in 50 minutes It's the bum here I'm describing what Do you don't know what a joke is

Fucking sexy Santa What about you? That's Chris That's Christophila Lewis's penises It looked like this almost Similar color Very dark

Then it goes a couple colors It's dark and then this But it was a cylinder It was like a full cylinder It was thick So I brought Natalie back Dangling Natalie's

here, everybody. It was not saying how to know. Natalie. It was a cylinder that I used to fill in her. Are you rhyming? Yep. You want to toss that back, bud?

First president. He's a, hold on, quirky blue long-nosed Muppet, Jew, known as the great Gonzo, a daredevil performance of an alien. He's a weirdo. Doesn't say that. Hold on.

What is Gonzo? Say so whatever. It says whatever. No, he's a weirdo. It doesn't say weirdo. It says whatever. No. I'm reading.

Gonso weirdo. He's Ashkenazi. We did a 23 and me on Gonzo. Turns out very Jewish. Very, very Jewish. Blue Weirdo. Look, see? Oh, blue weirdo.

Thank you. You still bombed. See? No. It's your bomb scepter. Ah, you've bombed. That joke fucking sucked. I don't like it.

You're the bomb fairy. Well, I am, Santa. You're the one that's kissing mom. You know, they're like, I saw mama Santa Claus. It looked like a Halloquine novel. A Colin Quinn novel? Why are you on your phone, doggie?

What the fuck? I'm getting my fucking gift. We're not even three minutes in. Can this family have a nice holiday? I'm getting a gift right now. Is it chicken parham? Joe just... Come on.

Joe has... You got food for a gift? I just realized that Joe List has Garfield brain. all he does is think of like he's just like he's that chicken palm cookies I hear something wait guys I hear something I hear a jingling did you did your gift

have jingling did I hear jingling or am I fucking losing you gonna come out of the wall is I heard some of the way I'll take that bomb dana I fucking missed on that Garfield I don't like that you take bomb dana's why I don't know it's like let us give it you dude yeah let us give it something so likable

but it takes the fucking fuck you then someone give it to me give it I'm trying to be angry now to not be likable It's all an act. It's all smoke of mirrors. You are vanilla as pie. Vanilla pie. They do vanilla pie.

I would try that, though. You know, the famous vanilla pies that we up. What was that? Is that Paco? Do you have bells in your dick? Joe, stop fucking moving. Asshole. I think it's stupid Lewis's gift.

Stop moving. Joe, put these bells on and be completely still. Let's get some of those thin cookies. By the way, why did Natalie get hot? I know. I've always thought she was hot. What is fucking happening here?

She got big tits. She's got a thin little waist. What are you doing? What? She doesn't work for me. Not on this show. Yeah, but she works as under your implication. Oh, she is under the Lewis umbrella.

She can testify. We're all under the Alois umbrella in some way. Fuck you, rain. The whole world. That's a Lewis umbrella. The whole world is under, I hate the rain. I want to be dry. When you open it, it talks like him.

Dude, I, uh, you think this is, this is, this is, this, I hope this makes you guys laugh. Why does that hat look good on you? You like it? I'm going to wear it all day. I'm wearing this all day. I'm so excited. It does look nice. Because you, I think you're a hunter deep down.

Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Hunter Biden, crackhead. That was fun. I was a pedophile. That was good. It was bad. No, it was good.

I liked it. Joe is hating on you. Just saved it at the end. Just coming at me today. Methead? I mean, I liked it. He explained the Joe. I liked it.

Yeah. I thought it was good. Are you guys excited about Christmas? Sure. He's about to tell us a story. Go ahead. Tell us a story. So, yesterday.

Oh, wow. I fired the Gastoniginal employee. Really? Who? Which one? Is that why she's here? Just 10 days before Christmas. Oh, my God.

Scrooge. Scrooge Jacob was. Was it a high level or was it just a underling? It's a, I will say, he is a well-known, figure amongst the gas digital work. Oh, no. Hot Christmas goss? I don't know any of their names. One of the ugly ones

or one of the really ugly ones. His name is Michael Harrington. You fired what? No. No, you didn't. I swear to God. Why? Natalie, did you hear about this? You hunted and gathered? I love this ball. It's like a fucking cock. Can't give yourself to bomb down. You're just trying to

be. Wait. Now can you let him box, Jamar? Maybe. I mean, you're going to get him killed. But he has a family. That you caused. But his wife worked for you. It was difficult listening to his young daughter in the background. You caused his family.

You guys will be back together by the end of the day. That's not true. Why did you fire him? Because he just simply wasn't doing the job. What's the job? And I love him. There was things that he just was ignoring completely. And I love him.

But you mentioned Ebenezer Scrooge. My sister was like, you're fucking, she goes, you're fucking Ebenezer Scroo's. What is wrong with you? Ebenezer J. It is 10 days before Christmas. And this is, like, literally just, it was, her and the kids went out back to go play in the snow. And they went under my bed and took out all of my ski gear. But it's, like, very expensive ski gear.

Oh, my God, you really are. Ebenezer screwed. Stop laying at that. Stop laying in that. That's built for a resort. Not children. I'm blown away by this. Yeah, this is not funny to me.

This is kind of sad. Mr. Gomez, what happened to the Christmas spirit? There is no Christmas spirit. He's got a three-year-old Yeah, dude, he's got a brand-new kid, his wife Is that a brand-new kid? Yeah, it's under five, dude, it's under warranty. You can still drop it off at the firehouse.

Under three is that warranty? She's not three yet. She's under three-five. So she's under warranty. She's under warranty. If you can buy a warranty longer on Amazon, she's under- I can buy a warranty.

Depends on what you're kidding. But his wife still works for you. Yeah. So you're going to have half the family work for you and the other half is going to hate you. That's fine. Not everyone in a family needs to work for somebody. But they did.

We know that's how you like it, though. No, look, I didn't, when I say fire, like, he's still doing merch stuff. He still invited to the gas desert at a retreat this year, which we're going to Cabo. What's he fired? He's not going to be able to afford to get there. Stop crying, Harrington.

I got to tell you something. Good news is, you're making the Jamaica trip. I haven't struck you from the Jamaica truck. He will be once he starts reading his Twitters. His Twitters? Is he made in your hair? No, I think he gets it. I think him and his wife both get it.

I think they're both like, yeah, you know, It's a long time coming. So he didn't get mad or anything? Nope. Until he hung up. He's not going to reveal any secrets? No, there's no secrets to reveal. What?

I don't believe that. What happens? What's the last straw? He simply didn't, for a couple months, didn't do something that is a very big part of the job. What's that? Show up. I mean, I don't have to give away as much details about those things.

He did, like, the bare minimum. Did he give him warnings? Did you say, hey, if you don't get this done? At the birth of his daughter. It'd be a shame if I have to fire you and keep Alex without that you have this precious thing in your life. And did you say, you fired? Yeah. Did you do it?

How did you say it? If I, oh, I didn't know I was going to fire when I got off the call. It was like, breathe in first? It was when I brought up the one thing to him and I was like, what's the reason for this? And he was like, I got nothing. That's actually, whoa. He said, I got nothing. And I was like, that would make me want to keep him.

He put the gun to his head and he went, fucking. Trigger, pussy. Death Pie Lewis. He doesn't fucking do it, dude. But he's still invited to the, and we're not doing Jamaica this year, we're doing Cabo. Oh, I apologize.

And we're paying for everyone's, we're going to the ball. We're going to the ball. Right, Paco? Yes. Does Danny and Joe get to go to this? No. They're not employed by Gas Digital employees.

No, they're not employed by Gas Digital. We don't pay them anything. There you do. Danny and Joe, does gas digital pay you anything? Yes. What does Gas Digital pay you? $100 an episode? Yeah.

Gas Digital pays you. Yes. Yeah, but they split. No. We know. Danny and Joe are coming to Cabo. Danny and Joe are coming to Cabo. Danny and Joe are coming to Cabo.

And the flight is free. Did you know that women? Danny's going to be like, did you know women can't breathe underwater? Jay's going to go on. I went swimming with a local girl, and now she's just floated. Joe's going to come out every morning.

What's your favorite breakfast? Yeah. He's just slowly filming a video of you eat. Joe, please stop doing that. Danny and Joe aren't coming to cover. Why is the 40s? It's insane. They helped it.

On Christmas, you're firing people. They're stopping people from enjoying the Baja. They're fucking. How are you going to take away the Baja from people? I had, so my sister, because she called me Scrooge, I put into chat, GPT, all of the factors surrounding my day, and I had them rewrite that story for me. As, as did it, did it come out really good?

Oh, cool. So happy the computer did that. Why don't you read it now? Yeah. You can read it. Then you read it like an old-timey. Like Christmas Carol? Yes.

Sure. But as Lewis. Does Joe got a sweater with him on it? That is crazy. At first I went, shut out. Oh, my God. That looks exactly like that. Look at the mouth.

Oh, what Joe did? I thought you know where Lewis is Joe. Oh, dude, I was looking at it. And I go, Lewis, ah, he's bald. And then he goes, oh. That's Tony mouth. That's turning mouth. I didn't even know.

Got him stupid. Oh, look at his face. He's now getting angry, like the angry elf on his face. The elf is angry. He's also got the head. He looks just like him, Marley. Same tilt. Joe, Joe, take your glass of guys.

Don't put your eyebrows. Don't furrow your brows. No, sing, oh. I don't want to be an elf. I want to be a dentist. Oh, fuck me. Let's see that. Wow.

Boy, so far where. What? What? What, Joe? I'm not up short of the big comeback. What are you talking about? It's a funny show, so we're actually having fun, Joe. Why, you see you fucking put the kibosh.

We're fucking just having fun right now. We're just, we use a shirt with you small mock-noy? Dude, this isn't written like an old-timey. What don't, wait, what are we doing? We got an AI script. We're going to read it. Yeah, it's fine. I'll tell you right now, though, there is a part in it that he didn't tell us

for it says. He didn't remind us of this. But you put this, clearly, you put this into AI, so it knows it. Well, no, because it knows my entire personality. So it says Harrington reminded him he had a young daughter. Lewis reminded him that deadlines didn't care about Halliday. Oh my God. Ted made Joe Jackal.

I feel bad for him. I like having a lot. I love Harrington. I consider Harrington a very close friend. Well, not that. And I wasn't wearing my friend hat. Can't you wear it in January? This is my friend hat.

I was not wearing it that day. Can't you cut fire him in January? Couldn't you wait like two weeks? Yeah, could have been New Year's. I'm still paying him until the end of the year. Yeah, but could you have done it in January after Christmas? A Christmas miracle. Couldn't you just wait until after Christmas to fire him?

Isn't it more of a gift to him to get the time off with his family? You fucking enabler. So what's he going to do? I didn't even think far enough to get there. So can I ask a question? Dan, be my brain. Dan, please. Let me ask you questions for you.

So you weren't going to fire him, but the conversation progressed. into it. Absolutely. It was inevitable. He was going to bring up his family and the future, but I have a company to protect. We can do it in my voice, Dan.

I have a company to protect. Also, why are they touching my ski gear? That's my whole. Today's? Why are they outside of my skin care? Did you open? It was crazy. It was like a hundred dollar fucking gloves.

Bianca, she's tense. She's getting her little fucking hands of them. I was like, what does she doing with these gloves? It makes no sense. What are you doing with the gloves? You're a 10-year-old? You're touching sticky stuff. Bash me of Scalco.

Yeah. He's back in. He's back in. Did you... Joe, he can't make Joe happy. He's just not happy. He's over. He's not happy.

I was the happiest woman we got here. Also, in Joe's defense. Can you give him a little bit of Christmas spirit? He's been at Santa's workshop. He's overworked. I brought my own sweater. You know what? You're not dressed.

You're wearing a wrap. I'm wearing a real-ass podcast show. Shout out real-us podcast. We're back, baby. We're back, baby. Bobby's got lights. You wear a wrap. show. I wore a comical.

Yeah, what do you do to presents? Dickhead? You wrap them. Oh, my God. He's thinking 40 chess. That was good. You just got Lewis. There's a W. Yeah, I'm not. You got Lewis. There's three Ws and one P. Joe changed his hat.

I mean, the little bells he changed his hat. He changed the angle. No, I didn't. Oh, that's Joe. Not you. That Joe. Oh. Yeah, because you didn't want to get heard walking around. Can I just be Joe? Can we come up with a nickname? People are confused. Joe's this.

Yes. That's good. Actually, I kind of like that. Can I be f***? I've always wanted to be. We're not trying to get you to come. You look handsome. You look nice.

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Are you doing... Oh, I thought we were coming around. Are you going home? I thought like we all had a bit where we're going around the world. Where are we going for Christmas in our... Ooh, in Ireland. Christmas is a little different. I'm going to China.

You do it. You do it. You do it on Christmas. Well, you do your Christmas at home. I do mine at home. You go, you and I'm still trying to serious talk through the bed. He goes, no, no, no, no, that is great. Tyone's Christmas would be a lot of fun.

Some of the elves would have penises when you think that have vaginas. Dad. No, you're traveling. Well, you two don't have traditions, is my point. You go and do other people's true. Me and Lewis have traditions. We have our own thing. You guys go do other people's traditions.

It doesn't make any sense. That doesn't make any sense. One of the dumbest things I've ever heard. We have traditions. We have our own house. We stay home. It's our thing. You guys, you're going home to somebody else's tradition.

You're going to have to make a choice one year. Bobby, Bobby. You don't even know. You're a minor character on Christmas. We're the main characters. We're the main characters. All right. Well, I'm, like, you know, like, we're Chevy Chase.

We're Chevy Chase. You're the fucking uncle with the flaming fucking wig. That's also. Flaming wig? Flaming wig? Where the house that people go to? Yeah. You're the flaming wig.

You're talking about a movie that he only knows surface level of. You're the, uh, the cat. You're the, uh, the guy with the gun in it. You're the, uh, the grandma who's drunk. Flaming wig. What are you talking about? You're the guy who screamed. He could easily called me, Julia Louis Dreyfus, or cousin Eddie.

You're the squirrel. You're the, you're the fucking squirrel. Do you know when he cuts the tree open? You're the fucking squirrel. I'm Clark. You're not Clark. I got a sweater. No, dude.

Are you staying home with your family? Yes. So you have your own tradition. You're not going to Boston. You're not going to Boston. You're not going to Boston. No, I'm staying home. This is a retarded way of just saying.

Literally the definition of being a man on Christmas. Yeah. We're corks. We're called. Bobby's going to. You're a fucking squirrel. You're the crazy uncle. You're the Rottweiler.

Rottweiler. Snops. Watch the fucking movie. I take a piece. I'm a. Rutt Wai'ah, don't let me in your house, I eat all your Christmas cookies. I'm a Runt W. Lewis is right. You guys are little.

Clark W. Griswold, you're a fucking dog who has to stay outside. Big dog. Druling on them hose. Yeah. But I'm flying to Houston Christmas night. Oh, no. Oh, that's up a clock. You sit down at the end of the night with your family.

You look what I did. Yeah, you sit around the tree, you have hot chocolate. No, I'm going to see the other family. Are you going to get all the gifts he cares? This is exactly the point. This is not. You're not Clark. Clark didn't leave in the middle of the movie to go see another family.

It's vacation. He leaves in all the movies except for Christmas vacation. He goes to Europe. He goes to fucking whatever. I am staying home and then I'm leaving. In the morning, I'm free again. I love you. That's insane.

Leaving on Christmas, discount your Clark status. No, you're not. You're going home to see the family. I'm going to Houston to see Sarah's family. Yeah, that's. someone else's tradition. Joe, you're the, you're the, it doesn't make any sense. Joe, you're the,

Joe, you're the, their tradition, you're, I'm trying to say, Judge, another character. A tradition would be, a tradition would be every Christmas Joe flies to see them. Every Christmas, we do the same thing at my house. I stop going home, and we have our own tradition. Stop going home? And we wake up, we do our thing, we do breakfast,

we do a heavy metal for us. We wake up a shred, a lot of shredding, start with shredding, then jamming, then back to shredding. I feel like a black girl. You're the hot chick on the diving board in the pool and his fantasy. What? What? You're not asking out.

You're firing Harrington. I think we're going to find out you lost your goddamn mind. Did you know what in the song, Meli-Kaliki Maka? They say Hawaii's Way. Yeah. I always thought they said the wise way. The Hawaii's Way. Hawaii's Way.

Up here. Hawaii's way. I just thought it was the wise way. Nope. Are you ever going to stay home? Yeah. When you were 42, did you stay home? That was in the 70s.

1988. Dude. Did caucus is running? There was one year where I went, I'm done doing other people's shit. We're doing our shit. We're staying home. What's the biggest tradition you'd say that you do every Christmas? The night before Christmas, we have a dinner and we have some people over.

Those people aren't part of your tradition. They're not part of the tradition. saw them, I'd go, that's not your tradition. Don't get mad to me because you don't have tradition. You've never invited me once your Christmas Eve. I have. You said no. You're a liar. I am. I'm lying. That was good. He actually got me.

I'm 100%. I invited you and Max over Friday night to watch a Jake Paul fight. We're coming. The boys. I'm excited about that. A little boys night. But I might have a little caveat in that. Caviar? No. I might.

A little bit crem fresh. I might drop Max off earlier and me and Dawn might go out to dinner and then come back for the fight. Well, if you go out to dinner, that's not a tradition. You have to be home. That's not Christmas. You have to leave your home.

It's just a Friday. You leave your home. It's a Friday. Can't leave your home. What? What? Delivery partner still waiting on you. Your order may be canceled.

Fuck! Oh, that would be so funny. I hope it's getting them down there. Send him down there. Yeah, go. The call is being recorded. Go get him. He's got to cancel his present.

He doesn't get a present if he... Tell Mama, do you're on your way. You know, he can't be a part of Yagie swap unless he has a present. I gotta go. That'd be the funniest if Lewis is not a part of Yagie swap. Ironically, you missed it because you are so present. Give it a 6403. Nice.

That's great. That's great. Oh, wow. It's a burner phone. Hopefully he left the bag of Coke at the steps. That was great. Must be nice to have a bunch of fucking Gunga Dins just to run and do shit. Yeah.

Right? Oh, I wouldn't have been late. A bunch of melicholikilakas. You know what I mean? Did you get that fresh cookie or insomnia, the thin cookies? Maybe we wait until the second coffee run. Yeah. Damn it.

Oh, dude. Mm-mm. Fuck. How about that Rob Reiner, huh? Dead by his son. Yeah. Allegedly. Is it a fact now?

Do they know? I don't know. They're saying, he's in custody. He's in custody, and there was knife wound. He's in custardy? I love custard. You're going to get so fat at this. I'm going to get so facky.

You're going to hit that tradition where you fucking get it. Did you hear what Trump wrote on Twitter about the whole thing? You didn't read it? It's fucking crazy. Read it out loud as Trump. I can't do it good Trump. I think it would get ruined. I'm reading it.

Just try. A very sad thing happened last night in Hollywood. Rob Reiner, a tortured and struggling, but once very talented movie director and comedy star has passed away, together with his wife, Michelle, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive unyielding and incurable affliction of the mind-cripling disease known as Trump to rank

this fucking dude is out of his teeth. I missed the beginning of this. Who is this? Trump writing about Rob Reiner being murdered and he makes it about himself. Holy shit. Sometimes referred to as TDS. Always happy. Always funny.

You got to Trump? No, I can't do a good Trump. I thought it was good. You were doing great. That's crazy. He was not to have driven people crazy by his raging obsession of President Donald J. Trump With this obvious paranoia reaching new heights as the Trump administration surpassed all goals and expectations of greatness.

And with the golden age of America upon us, perhaps like never before, dude, that is Mayor Robin and Michelle. I mean, that is. It's crazy. That's crazy. Also, I can't believe how bad your Trump impression is. I told you. But when you listen to you, why don't you guys listen to me? Don't do this.

I'm surprised. I thought it was fine. I'm surprised that it's not good. That's all. Because I don't go, I've never tried. I don't. They stop. Yeah, you're getting very defensive.

I mean, you're being a... He was fine about it. I'm saying... He was like, dude, you fucking suck. And you're like, I said I suck. We're going to start calling him Dan the Truth Soder. But if you don't care, then why are you taking it personally?

I'm just, I'm saying you're so highly skilled. We established it. And then you went, you fucking suck. I didn't say that. That was exactly my words. I said, I can't believe how bad your Trump impression is because you're so talented. No. But for a guy who doesn't care about it.

That's a caveat. That's a... Yeah, dude, I can't believe what a fucking fat loser you are considering how cool I used to think you were. My God, you have shit in your pants, you giant baby bitch. Considering how fucking awesome I used to think you were.

You fucking blow. You really fell off. You should kill yourself. You used to be amazing. Yep, that's what I said. Now, I stink at Trump. And I've always... You said that at the beginning, though.

You gave us that. Yes. You brought the applications down. I didn't say it. God, this is crazy. Yeah, but he didn't need to say it. He said it, and then I was trying to get him to do it, and he was happy.

He was trying. I hope that's on camera. I just tried to drink my microphone. Please, don't let it be one of the things when I missed the angles. I had my tongue out, too. That's a crazy thing. I mean, a guy gets murdered,

and you go, this dude's obsessed. I mean, it's fucking nuts. It's a bad person. They're saying that he's... Rob Reiner? You go, I don't know. Give Harry Metzell. Good, ridden.

right, Joe. What did you do, Princess Bride? Prince Bride. Great movie. Spinal tap. Harry Met Sally. Stand by me. Misery, a few good men. I mean, all in the family. What was the last time he made a good movie, though? What? When was the last time he made a good movie?

Why? I don't know. Probably a few good men. He made like seven amazing movies in a row. Like 20 years ago. Yeah, but he did seven amazing movies. You haven't made a good one in 20 years? Don't Janet Jackson what have you done for me lately Fuck you, Eddie Fuck you, I'm not mad at you

I was upset I'm mad at Bobby What is happening? Can I say Joe If you're mad at everybody If you're mad at everybody Maybe you should look in the mirror You might be the comment Why are you mad at me? What the fuck did I do you?

You're not mad at me? Hold on I'm trying to get mad at me You f*** You fucking You're a nice tiny mouth You fucking bitch Lewis is so likable When he's trying to be unlikable I'm falling in love with this guy

It's the hat It's the fucking hat You want to bring me home to meet the family Yeah do me like a hallmark movie I don't have a tradition You can come and establish mine Yeah you have a tradition To be in a flat face retard

Oh my God more I demand more of it This is everyone is this Who cares? Who cares? Shut up producers He was amazing He's acting is great in Wolf of Wall Street He's the dad

Plus he's uh I turn up Wolf of Wall Street it the other day just like started you bunker I mean they go so so quickly into naked hot Wargarabi like I was because James was in the room and I was like I was like oh this is a great move it was like you can't actually

watch it but I'll show you the beginning not realizing how quickly they go into oh just her being naked yeah just her I was like let me turn that off real quick but you just saw him he went god damn because it is like did he run at the TV the hottest visual thing I think at the time or really ever that

that moment because I'm not even a big Margarabi guy But her in that movie, in that moment, it was like... What movie is it? I wasn't listening. Wolf of Wall Street. Oh, yeah. She was hot on that. It's crazy.

Well, she just stands in the doorway, like, totally new with heels on. And it's crazy. It's everything I've ever wanted. We were watching Bad Santa with Max last night, and I forgot how... Oh, the butt fucking... Oh, the sex scene in the car. There's so many... He fucks the...

In the car, he fucks him. In the car, he fucks. Yeah, I love when he walks, the stripper walks in, go take a shower. He's like, you smell like cat piss. It's a great movie. It's a fucking great movie. great movie you know but here's the thing i never noticed bernie max fucking teeth are jacked when you watch the movie they're all black and fucking discolored from smoking

but i kind of like that in old movies not not everyone has news anchor mouth you just like now they're doing like time pieces and you go i don't think in the 16th century they have veneers you just like that because you have weird dolphin teeth everyone else has normal teeth i have a cap but i have normal teeth no normal teeth are small what do you talk we all have good teeth have you ever made love to a dolphin when we did the other show you lifting your head back and look like a shark mouth

I have a bottle we called it we called it dolphin mouth the bottle nose I had a blowhole for my noises but no my teeth are fine you're a little defensive today I'm with Joe now oh stop oh stop this oh you're firing people you got a cute hat

you're fired break me home meet the family on the holidays I should be meeting everybody with that hat on on Zoom. Yeah, that should be your fight hat. I should... Kill yourself. Kill my...

Can we see a... What's it called? Suicide? Christmas suicide, please. We see the top ten Christmas suicides. Welcome to the Legion of Skits. Here's black people killing themselves.

Pull up that photo from Skangfest. Did you see it? No. Pull that up on the big screen. This should win the Pulitzer Prize. Where do you see this photo? You got to blow it up. You got to blow up the show. Look at that photo.

Is that unbelievable? I love it. Go into the center. Go in there. Zoom around, scoop around. I mean, look at that. Oh, my God. Look at the faces.

Look at that. Happy Lewis is. I think that's done. Go Niners. You should get that in black and white. Look at that 49er hat right there. Look at that. Look at Joe's legs just spread out.

Oh, my God. Everyone looks like Big Jay. Everybody looks like Big Jay. You know, when they do those like lookalike contests and everyone shows up to like Union Square because they look at the Chalameh. Skankfest is a beautiful. Big Jay. Yeah, it's like when Eminem, everyone dressed up as Eminem at the MTV movie award.

I'm the real Jay. Now everybody sit down. Look at everyone. That guy just looks like Jay. Look at that guy up there. Ahead of us. Like eight people ahead of us. I think you're Jay.

I think you're Jay crazy. I think everyone you see is. No, the guy behind Jay looks like Jay. The guy with the red shirt looks like Jay. Then the guy behind him looks like Jay. He looks like different forms of Jay on Monjaro. The guy in the Niners hat is just absolutely impressed. and I love it.

Everybody is. Look at that. Oh, yeah. Look at that hot chick right there. Who's that fucking hot? Not that one. Not the one. No, obviously, not that one.

That one? That one. Look at that chick. Who is she? Miss connections. Craigslist, casual encounter. I was, who is this bitch? I was lifting Joe List.

You were impressed. Guys, find this woman. She dressed like Michael Jackson in 92. Yeah. She looked like a corporal in an army. And Lewis, did you give your sister her pants back after this? Ha ha ha ha. You look like that picture of when they put...

That was pretty good. Have you ever seen the picture of the French bulldog standing up? And they said, that's... Do you pull up at King Charles Caval and Spaniel? No, put up that English French bulldog standing up. King Charles... Because it's next to Lewis. It's exactly it.

Also, this episode... French bulldog. This episode has to come out yet. Yeah. Did Chris Rogers paint those on you? He had to lay down and have someone else take them off in the hotel room. That photo is. spectacular.

It is great. I love it. Zoom out. Let me see the whole thing again. Hold on. That's funny. That's the top of the one. That's the Loos.

That's good stuff. I wanted to hate it. I was too good. But also, can we say, we have guys producing the podcast, the decorations are three balloons. That's the fight. And one bow. You fucking.

actual retard. Yeah, you retards. We texted you 80 minutes before the show. It was at 9 a.m. decorated perfectly. You need more than 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. to decorate. Can I tell Joe? You better fucking have it decorated. Look at the text. You said that I laughed at was mid poop. And I went as I was pooping. What? It was his text where he goes, yeah, they have a real live radio run by. I want snowflakes falling. Every time somebody says a slur.

Uh, no. I think you were mocking my laugh just now. No, I was genuinely, I got hit because I looked over and I saw the French Bulldogs and next to each other. Could somebody put Lewis's jeans on that? And then switch legs. Can you guys, you make it,

there's four producers over there. Can one of you guys please switch legs with me in this dog? Can anybody do anything? Fire them, Louis. You get dog legs. Fire everybody in this studio. No, I don't wait till we're closer to Christmas.

No, it's Hanukkah. He goes, oh, it's Christmas Eve. Why is Lewis calling me? You're out. It is the first day of Hanukkah. He only fires people in the holidays. That's the first day. I think it's the third or third.

Actually, yeah, it's the third day. It's the third day. It's the third day of Hanukkah. He said, what? This much. I'm not. My true love gave to me. Oh, good pick.

Did you find that late at night? Salakius just sent it to me. It's great. Nice. It was a great one. Sexy Santa. Uh, yeah, look. Dan, you want to invest in the movie?

You got money. What was that? You do have money. What points? Yeah, I'll invest. All right. How much? I'll talk to Joe about it.

Yeah, we'll talk. The Yohratum guy said they're interested, too. Let's just say, I got to talk to somebody that's celebrating the third day of Honolica. All right. Bobby's just sitting on his money. How much money do you need? 50? Depends.

Right now, we need like 35,000, but I got, I got 10, 12, and then I got another. Can you say who? I don't know if I could say it's crazy it's a big surprise you say it do you know I know I know I don't know I don't know the other one who is you the other one who you got me you got me and the other person who look at I got two right like a little dog he's so excited there's a woman yeah what's the woman I don't know she's not a in the industry I'll say it like this yeah really really wait No way.

How crazy is that? That is a... Don't give too many detail. Don't do the thing. That's, I need a way back in. Oh, are you bleeping? Are you bleeping? A bleeping.

That's why I'm not in my mouth. Otherwise, it'll get all funky, and then who knows, I want to take it all out. It's exciting. All right, let's use the, fuck the pronouns. Did they reach out to you? She? Did she reach out to you? They.

She reached out to you. Hey. You can't not say it. Cut it from that. I love that you thinking. Is that a guy? guarantee, or is that just in passing? There's no lives.

Because my money's guaranteed. There's nothing guaranteed in life, Bob. But what this means is this is a win for guys like us. For Stankfest. Racism wins, everyone. Why is it a... I have an answer that...

It's Pendeline. I have some... Pencilet is the person that is... That would be good. That's good. He's very quiet about it. Now, is that it? Are you going to keep adding people? I got to get more...

So the money goes down for the investors. No, well, it's all about, it's percent. Joe has no idea how numbers work. I know exactly how it works. But 3,000 investors. The problem is, all the people that are investing are giving $5,000, $2,500, $5 grand. Who's the highest, that dude is the highest investors so far. Well, I'll say it right now, because we should use some plugs, but I'll say as we were talking about this, if you want to invest in the movie, if you do a minimum of $10,000 investment, we said we would throw in gold.

in tickets for Skankfest next year. So I often heard one. So you're not... That should be cool. You not only get tickets, but you get to skip the lines. You get front row for all of the big shows at the festival. You can plan at your entire event without having to have any worries at all just for being an investor.

I think the value of those tickets alone are like $2,500 a piece. So really, you're just investing $5,000, my opinion. What? Yeah. But the person who invested the most, you're premiering it at Skankfest, right? Yes. So they have to go. they don't have to go well they got one to be at the premiere they invested money it's a movie

you probably want to be there yeah so that you're going to get that person at skankfest that's good point we'll give them a golden ticket so the way it works you get your money back with a vig with a percentage so you get like three percent so you get your money back right then three percent of that then it goes 50 50 spoof the the artist myself and the investors and then you get the percentage of the uh No, but I'm giving you one single point. I'm getting one point. I give you access to the entire festival.

That's what they do. This is crazy. Is what they do? I want to point out. You know what happened? You were aware of this. Guys, you're getting Barry Gordy. Does anybody have a scrunchy?

I never. Yes, please. Are you going to blow Lewis? I'm just itching. Doggy, I had no idea I was getting nothing. How about some first point? You're getting a point. I'm getting one percent.

Yeah, so promote. That's good. One point's crazy. Have you ever invested in a movie before? You know what happened? I don't know if you saw the Diddy Doc. You just got bad-boiled. If it makes a million dollars, you get $1,000.

You're going to have the fame. But without the money, boop, you just got boop. By the way, you're getting... Diddy dot? Actually, you're getting really a half a point because the... Oh! It's one percent of 50 percent. And then you're going to go like this.

Hey, Joe, it's raining outside. Can I come watch my movie? And he goes, sorry, only producers. And he got to shut you out in the rain. But if you invest, you're going to go. invest, you'll make more money, doggie. Why didn't Skankfest invest in? Didn't I give you access to

like everything? The whole game, baby? Why don't you invest like Skankfest itself, invest some money into the dock that's going to promote your festival? Good point. You should take, you should take, you should take, you should be the highest investor in this movie above everybody. Exactly.

Especially that person. And we already got in at Sundance. Are you going to put it in theaters? No, they're doing a Sundance document. Are you going to do theaters? They're just going to have a fat juggalo dance when the sun comes up. It's going to be awesome. Punch up.

Yeah. We've got to have the lawyers. I love this. He goes, well, technically you don't have a point. You have a third of a point, which... You have a point. I'm giving you a point. I'm giving you out of the kindness of my heart.

I don't know that to you. I like you. He's doing you a favor. You know what he just did you on the Christmas episode? He said, Look at me. Look at me. I am Skank Fest now.

Don't talk to your AI. My friend Joe List is making a movie about SkedFes. 0101-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1. Jews. This is a lot of the air to fuck up. 0-1-1-1-1-0-0. I love you there, chat. Hey, I'm right here, and no worries, I'll definitely keep it human and not go all binary on you.

This is scary. Cool about Joe working on a Skank Fest movie. if you need any just listening about that or anything else just let me know well I gave Joe access to the entire festival now he's telling me he's giving me one point on the movie which I don't really know what that means is that a fair

deal watch this it is got it so when Joe says he's giving you one point he probably means he's offering you a percentage point of the movie's profits in the film world the point typically means 1% of net profits so if the movie does well you get that 1% slice

is that a fair deal well depends on how much you're contributing and how big the movie ends up being. If you're just giving access and not heavily involved in the production... Zero. Exactly. So it's basically a small percentage of the profits. So I'm sorry, they cut you off. Were you saying it? Just make it quick. Easy answer. Is this a good deal for me, considering I put in no money,

but I gave him access to everything, like you? Absolutely, he was about to say. You can't... Do you say the answer? Because they keep on cutting you off. absolutely sure in short yes that's a pretty fair deal if you're not putting in any money and you're just providing access getting a percentage point of profits is a nice win you've done nothing overall it's a pretty decent arrangement for you thank you thank you

you should not allowed to have AI I love you shouldn't have to have I love that he yells it is it I'm your friend I'm your friend I did nothing I got $30,000 in this thing already I'm dying I've decided I've decided that you will be invited to my wedding I have a child One point is good But you should invest And then take way more point Yeah

You should be Than that person Then he mentioned before Voldemore Should be You should be more than them Yeah Yeah

She should put it in Voldemore money She For real Voldemore Orioles Producers loved it Voldemore Oreos Cookie Run

Let's go Cougain Cooker Cookies Time for a second Coffee Run This is what we fucking wait for. I could use another coffee.

I could use another coffee. This is why we're here. Come on, let's get it started. We've got to do purple roses. I don't need it. Oh, shit. We've got to do everything started. I don't need a tradition.

I got this. Can I say? Can I say? Can I say? Yes. Maybe we should have it Uber Eats. So that because everyone here is doing the shit. Eatsd.

Yeah, but then it's going to be oversteeped. Itstant. Easton? Why don't we Why don't we do this? Why don't we Why don't we do Well, on the coffee?

Were you? It's the first time dance Ever presented an idea. Oh, shit. Wow, dance on an idea. Yeah, to pull the string And watch him go guy. What?

That's what John was saying. That's what John was saying. I'm a doer. Not a fucking Not a pie in the sky guy. I get shit done. You want a bit done? I fucking, I'm walking you.

I'm walking you. Meat and potato. Those bits. I'm fucking in my work boots doing bits. This fucking producer over here going, I got big ideas, you know. Fucking slab a steak on the table. You know what I'm doing? That's Ben Soder's bit right there.

You know what you're getting. I'm rolling up my sleeves. I'm taking a knife and a fork to that fucking bit. A little salt, a little pepper, maybe a little bit of onion powder. Knife and a fork, my favorite book. See? It's in this guy. This guy's over here taking points.

Isn't that the name of the book? Well, that's not the name of it. Oh. Oh, shit. Oh, you're going to dick. I just felt... My huge dick. My giant turn.

Joe, you're right? Down my list. Acting. That's good. Check out. That's why he's got 99 points. Check out. And only handed one to me.

Check out the 4th of July. We do the Yankees swap first. And then we do Rose Stone, don't we? I say we go get... Normally. Normally. But I say while Paco Go gets coffee since... Why are we talking stupid?

You are saying dumb things. When Paco... When Paco goes get, gets the cough, slow down, then. You're getting excited. Dan, chill as soon as you start getting ideas. Four of us are going to do rose seed thorn. Yeah, meat potatoes. So why don't we, why don't we have him go?

We'll do that. When he comes back with the coffee, we'll do the presents. All right. Might be a little anthraclame. Antichlamatic is... The rose seed thorn is always. Yeah, Rose's more fun at the end. It's always a...

Let's do plugs before we do all that. And they just go. It's not good. What is it? I'll take a small version. It's a large one. This was large. Yeah, I just want a

I want a medium. Do you know what medium means? I can't wait until Paco quits. Cups, they just gave you a large cup and put a median amount in it. Wow. Paco, this is why you're getting a bedroom inside of the villa in Cabo this year. Whoa!

Pacco, you keep working your way. You might get fired at Christmas next year. Where's Danny and Joe staying? Danny and Joe, if Danny and Joe are willing to stay outside of the villa on the patio, they can come 100%. Do you guys want to be outdoor dogs? I'll throw you a big bone of one of the meals I eat

Paco's a house producer now, they're field producers He goes, oh, Matha Lewis You want me to edit this podcast? I just sent you my coffee, yours I'm sending mine too Mine, but do it a small one, please Same thing that I used before Let's do some plugs, plug it up, plug it in, let Joe begin

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One of the crown jewels The United States of America In my Beautiful city February 13 Through the 14 That's Valentine's

Oh, through the 15th, excuse me. That's Valentine's Day weekend. Come on out to that. Tom Dustin Portrait of Korea on sale. Check it out. Go watch the movie. It's fantastic. Bob?

Go to punchup. Live slash Robert Kelly. I'm going to be at, bring it up, fuckface. I'm at, in January, Sarasota and McCurtees love that club.

And then I'm going to Poughkeepsie, January 23rd for a couple nights. And then I'm going to Green Greenwood Village, the comedy works. Yeah. Denver. Oh, that's a great room.

It's a good room, right? The outside of the city room. Yeah. I don't mind. But it's a little, it's like a theater. Chad Daniel's shot especially. Yeah, it's very nice. And then Danny's coming with that.

And then I'm going to Cincinnati, Ohio. And then Columbus, Ohio. I'm all over. The attic. The attic, the attic. I've never played that room. Is it good? The attic comedy club?

We're doing there on New Year's. Small, fun. And then Batavia, I love this club. The comedy, vault right outside of Chicago. Go to punchup. Live slash Robert Kelly. My specials up there.

Go to my YouTube page, YouTube.com slash at Robert Kelly Comedy. My other specials up there are my comedy clips. Dan, what do you got? Hey. I will, the Golden Retriever of Comedy Tour is

coming back February 13th in Orlando. Then we're going to be in Tampa. Other cities we're hitting in the, in 2026. Buffalo, Boston, Philadelphia, Dallas, Houston, and Oklahoma City. Dan Soder.com for all those tickets. And thank you.

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Rose Thorne Seed. Yep. All right. Who wants to kick it? I'll kick it off with Rose. Are we doing Rose first? Rose. Rose Seed.

Rose easily this year was the tour. It's been fucking awesome. I've had an incredible time. Thanks for everyone that's came out. The shows have been so much fun. Just doing different cities every night. I've always played in venues. of wanted to my entire career.

It was spent fucking awesome. So that's easily my rose. That's a real rose. Yeah, I had a real rose one. It's a nice rose. It was very fun. It was real fucking cool, and I really appreciate everyone that came out.

It was authentic rose. Yeah. Who feels? It's your first theater tour. Yeah, absolutely. And it's fucking stressful. Were you nervous? Yeah.

Because you'll get to sell out of theater? Yeah, it's just so much more work. And then they send you those numbers every week. Yes, they send them to you every day, and there's a crippling amount of anxiety when none moving. But there were cities like Eugene that at the end came through and it was like, you know, didn't sell out but got close. But all the shows have been so much fucking fun. So I just really appreciate it. My agent's new assistant. Yeah. Just keep sending me numbers. And I'm like, dude,

I don't want to see. Yeah, that's what they do. The assistant sends you the numbers. I don't want to see this shit. Well, that's the thing too. People are always like, don't look at comments. Don't look at Reddit. Stay here from this. And you're like, all right, good point. It's bad for me. And then you're like, oh, my agent. You're like, hi, you've only sold 11 tickets And the shows in two hours Or you know what always fucks me up Is when I find out someone else is mad at me

And when they're like, yeah, the owner's like Pretty piss, you gotta fight And you're like, huh So this is like a condensed version of all that A what? A condensed version of all that Of like the promoter being like You gotta do something and you're like

I'm trying But on theaters, do you have to hire like a publicist? Do you have all that shit? Yeah, they give you money to like promote it Which Shane was really smart I saw when he did his first three theater tour they give him a promotional budget and he just made season two of gillian keves with the budget with the budget which i was like damn that was smart because that helps promote

you know yeah in a great way louis your rose um i think my rose for 2025 i want to say story wars it was that all in 2025 we started in 24 but i mean that wasn't like it hadn't bloomed this really bloomed into something that is unique and made me just yeah it made me realize that like I can create other things that people really like that resonate like with a larger audience and I think that that is the my opinion the future of podcasting shows like Kiltone and Story Wars

that have a format in front of an audience I think that there's room for more of those shows and I want to kind of replicate whether it's me hosting or other people hosting on the network I want to kind of replicate that and tap into sort of that live experience a little bit more. But Story Wars is great. It, you know, it upped a lot of things for me. And, yeah, every...

So fun. Yeah, it is really fun. Do you guys watch the video about us? We made one of those videos. What? About you and Tony. Oh, yeah, yeah, I saw. I know. Pretty fun. What was it? Yeah. We're all in it. How much anxiety does it give you? No, it's... I just feel... I feel bad because I feel like, you know, it's...

I should say this because, be a Tony, go back and forth and bust each other's balls, but I do love Tony. He's done a lot for me. So I don't ever want it to be positioned that, like, I'm trying to fucking, like, throw him under the bus. He was making a retarded point. I think that New York has a way, like, just a crazy lineup. But then the narrative of me being like, yo, I'm sick of Tony's shit.

Fuck him. This is the thing. They nailed it. They got it. Oh, but look. Edit. I mean, they nailed it. I didn't even see it. Oh. I, but... What is it? I don't know what the fuck you talk about? It's one of those videos where they take...

15 guys that do stuff about comedy. Yeah, they respond. They basically... Homeless Pimp called it TMZ of comedy. Okay. You say, something on a podcast and then they take it and then they like Lewis hit me with this not cool move I come in to do the regs and he goes there's a video on you talking shit about

Rogan that's like going viral right now as we sit down and I go what the fuck I didn't say anything and it was one clip where I made fun of the green room and I made fun of people liking his elk meat photos and then that became a thing where they just like paired it with other comics and being like people are turning on Joe Rogan it's like it was a three hour conversation I love this out of meek photos. I just don't... I fucking love it. Yeah, there's no like...

Tony's actually legitimately helped me out a lot, so it shouldn't be fucking... He's always been super helpful. We shouldn't get it fucking twisted. It's not like I don't have a resentment against Tony. Just because somebody helped me out, doesn't mean I'm also not going to fucking give my opinions on what I think is going on with the state of comedy.

Oh, you mean stand up for yourself? Stand up for yourself. Oh, you mean actually stand up for yourself and not just say yes so that you hope they give you more money? Yeah. But you're not saying that. they don't have good comics, LA, they do have good comics. Austin.

Austin does talk. But a lot of the LA guys went to Austin with them, so. All right, let's not have the same conversation we had last week. Let's continue with our Rose Thorntzied. Bobby, what's your rose? Real quick, though, Austin. Love it. I, um...

Let's have the exact same conversation. Are we doing, are we doing, like, serious roses? I mean, I think the Rose Thorn Sears did is always what they really are. It's a conversation. We're wrapping up our We're here as fucking friends. And we're sharing... These guys rose to the occasion.

I liked it. You know what? I like your cute little face. Mine's a little... I think mine's a little... I don't know if you'll understand it. Oh shit. My shirt is Thorne.

I don't even think... I don't even want to acknowledge it. Like torn. Well, Bobby's about to say something serious and you're doing some silly pun. Fuck, I'm sorry, Bobby. No, you don't have to be sorry. I'm used to it.

I've been doing this for 15 years. He literally just said, let's get serious. And then you... That's what he does. He's a fucking bad human. How about that video? Where's that video at it?

Everyone's turning against Louis J. Gomez. He just always does this. He always does this. He's a fucking, he's a psycho. Clips from our own podcast. I might take away your point if you don't. Careful. You're all right?

Half a point. You can't say, you've said it on camera. That's a contract. In podcasting terms? Check AI. It's a contract. It's a contract. My Rose is in the last year.

Here, get it out of there. The last year. Sorry. In the last year, I... He still hasn't thought of it. No, I yet. No, no, no. It's a TV-like picture drawing that I bought.

In the last year, it was... Rose. Since I got... Since I got... Roses is poor, roses. Since I got the operation, the operation, a lot of times, a couple of years after you people get this operation they get fat again sure because your stomach gets bigger but i then the last year i went and got everything checked out i got my testosterone checked out

and my tea was very low my working out was getting shitty so i went on uh buddy bring coffee testosterone agawanga asca wanga and uh tangalia and uh she died in an airplane crash years ago i uh i actually my working out has been the last year i've been fucking killing it And I actually maintained and lost and gained muscle and kept this this year because it was a point where I was starting to get a little mushy and things were happening. But this year I really said, fuck it. This is part of my life. And I'm going to work out all the time. So your rose is your own cereal.

It's actually staying healthy after that. Because it would be a shame if I got that operation and I got fat again. That was a lot for me to do. And the fact that I'm four years in now and I'm still kicking it. I'm still working out. I'm still eating healthy. And I'm still, you know, I'm very happy that I did that for myself.

You know, because nobody helps you. Yeah. You know, you guys just watch me get fat again and it would be fantastic. I love you. I'm really happy. Louis Fet shames you every episode. Yeah, but it doesn't matter because I know that I'm working out. I know what I'm doing.

I know. Can I say? That was 360 pounds. It was beautiful, but I feel like that can't be your rose. That's not a rose. Of course you do, because that's what he does because he's a fucking asshole. It makes no sense. It's a rose.

You're still. fit after. Yours is a podcast. Mine is my health. It's literally, mine makes a lot of sense. Yours is a podcast. I don't see the difference. Mine is my fucking health. Go ahead.

I don't want to yell over each other. I'm not being an asshole. Go ahead. I'm saying that I don't feel like that that is a rose that was that bloomed this year. It did. This year. I went on testosterone.

I started working out more and I got my energy back up so I could keep healthy and actually build muscle and feel good about myself. This is why you don't have a consistent physique. You are making fun of people. He's going to the gym. He's taking steroids.

Is this your Trump again? Yeah. I, Rob Reiner died. But it's because he was obsessed with me. How is that not a rose? No, you're right. That's a rose. It's a fucking rose.

You always got to say you're a piece of shit. It's a rose. It's a rose. It's a rose. It's a rose. Say you're a piece of shit. A piece of shit. A piece of shit. a shit.

Now, bring in Mike Harrington. Mike, his family are here. Mike's the mechanics. He always, you notice he always does that. Anytime I, I'm sorry, you're right. I said, I'm sorry. Did you do the opening? It didn't seem like rosy enough, and I don't think you did the opening.

I did do the opening. The opening. All right, so if I did do the opening, I get to make out with you. Joe, what's your rose? My, I mean, obviously. Can't be Karen. It can't be your movie. It can't be my movie

It's not done yet It's not done yet We don't even know if it's going to get finished I made another movie that came out this show Oh portrait of a comedian Tom Dustin Portrait of a comedian That could have been the rose

But was it But obviously my son You know No you're That was your rose last year That was rose last year Can't do two years in a row I can have rose every year

Not because that's just A fine James is my rose Yeah Max is my rose It's boring Yeah The fact that Max and James

The French is a rose. My two is. Yours is crunches, you fucking. I don't do crunches. You want to just jump in jazz. I need to start to with crunches. Mine's my boy. I got this stuck on my finger, by the way.

It's hard to say. I mean, you know, I have the special was amazing. Yes, small ball. I just hit a million yesterday. You do it every six months. It can't be a special. It was unbelievable.

The movie was fucking perfect. My son is the best. Oh, you got a whole bouquet here. You got a bouquet. Is this Valentine's Day? Jesus Christ, you. No, I think my... 12 long-stem roses for Joe Liston.

The Tom Dustin Doc and the special in theaters, which is very excited. I made no money on either because no one goes to the theater. Blah! So, um... Yeah, that was it. And the Turner Classic Movies Cruise. Oh, my life.

You can't do that as a row? That's not a cruise? Can I say... Can I say, you guys get mad at me when I call out these horseshit Rose. My rose was fucking my health. It sucks. It's Story Wars. It sucks. It makes so much money. It does not make sense. People love

it. There it is. I mean, I do love story. There's the reveal. It's creatively and financially fulfilling. It was a big deal. It was, you know. I never get it. It's widely regarded it as the best podcast. In the world. In the world. Paco's got thin cookies. That's your fucking rose. There you go.

There's your thin cookie Santa. Santa. Fucking asshole. Look, pick one. Man. Man. Man. Man. When Joe gets his cookies Woo-hoo! He's got his cookies. Hit one. Hit one.

Portrait of a comedian. I put it out there with the whole money. I made the money back. I'm very excited. People love it. Also, as far as the whole Joe list knowing you and stuff, what a beautiful personal thing you made

to a great person and a great friend. That's great. And it was great. I mean, my health and not dying and becoming fat again, you didn't give me a speech. I loved it. But you didn't give me a speech.

I wanted a speech. I wanted a speech. Well, you deserve it. Guys, my rose this year is low cholesterol. Don't be mad at me because he's eating cookie. I want a speech. Your rose should be that. You fat fuck.

Hey guys, my doctor told me that my blood pressure is about average. Actually, your heart pressure rose. That's my rose. That's my rose right there. That joke. That sentence. Out of your face. You gave me shit about my rose last year, too.

Which was last year. Last year was I had heated floors in my bathroom. Which I still love. That's a shit rose. It's not. When you walk in, come over my house. I walked in the heated floors. There's a place we stay at in the Catskills

that has more bathroom floors. There's something about it. You walk in in the morning? I understand that it's cool. It feels like you're getting hugged. All right. It's the fact that I can afford heated floors. Everyone can afford heated floors.

Danny, can you afford heated floors? No, not Danny. Joe, can you afford Paco? No. What's her name? Natalie. Natalie. Nasty.

Can you afford heated floors? Nasty. Lesbians don't like heated floors. Lesbians want ice cold feet at all times. What? They're lesbians. That's made up, that's made up Lesbo lore. Nope.

You're making up Lesbo lore. I know a lot about lesbians. They love Subaru's and layo. That is true. Great Trump, by the way. That's Trump on the podcast. People are saying, get the cookie off you. People are saying best Trump.

A lot of people are saying it's a wonderful Trump. Oh, it's good. It's a delightful truck. Can I have another thin cookie? Now, we need, what is the next thing? Thorne, did we everyone do our roses? Yeah, we did all our roses. All right, we're going to rank the roses.

I think I have the best rose. Oh, you're ranking roses. That's the new thing we're doing every year. We're ranking everyone. I're not ranking roses. Move on to Thorne. I have the best rose. Shut up.

Shut up, dude. Joe is the third best rose. Why is he did it? Why does Joe pick Turner classic movie cruise? Yeah, does he pick the cruise? Still better than fucking. What hell is better? Better than doing fucking.

It made my own movie. Do you see what a lot. fucking piece of shit he is. He just does it to do it, though. There's no fucking thing. He made another movie, another special. He's a troll, and he called me, I was a fat fuck for so many years.

What are you going to lose? And now you're handsome. Now you're hot. And now I got under shape in the last year, four years in. And you're hot Santa. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. 360.

Do we, no, I understand you were disgusting. 220. I'm telling you, 360. We're shutting down the run. They're not coming in between the tackles. We're talking three. They got to bounce it outside. 5-8.

I was ready 5-8. That's a spark plug. That man is stopping the A and B gap. I was heavier than most defensive lines. He would go. You know, sad I would get when they'd be like, the fucking guy is a monster and be like, yeah, he's 285. Were you there or was just a mean bit that you weren't there for? You must have been there.

I was there. We did Allegiance. Yeah, what, Bobby's heavier than? Yeah. That's my act. I have it in my act. He was heavier than a baby elephant. You ever watch me do stand-up?

Your new act? No. That's just mean. That's a thorn There's your thorn No not my He is a thorn Thorn

It's him Thorn He goes You go Dance turn The fucky Why is he I don't know

This is why Joe's only Give me I'm a half a point You gotta do it the opposite way You know I like you like that A little weiner Thorn is Well recently my cousin died

Very randomly Jesus grew Very sad Well it's only a thorn It's like a curse put on your whole family It's only a thorn If it's a curse put on your whole family That old gypsy

My great-grandfather So I could die any day now So just let you know That you know that traveler is somewhere Curse in our family Now my yes and at him He's been rude again Yeah

Somebody somebody You're an enabler I like enabling I'm sorry I think it's fun We're doing bits guys We're lunch pale guys Yeah

We just get to our bits sometimes We just put on our work boots And we go do bits Just You can't do this I just get calluses on my hand Give me my lunch box Let's put my heart hat on

And I'm doing a beer A turkey sandwich A cooler full of coffee You know what I'm showing up And I'm doing my bed Give me a smoke break And we're doing a bit

We were trying to do a bit back He was I backed him up We were going to you to back us up And then you made it You have to wait for us to punch our checks And then hand them off to you Sorry bro, I'm on work site I'm on another bit

I'm working on another bit I don't run this work site. You've got to call me over. That's great. Sexy Santa, it's great. Sexy Santa is great. This is Santa. It looks like David Carradee.

Same way out. Chucker. Sorry about your cousin, buddy. What happened? It was, uh, it was a bit that I did get in the way of that. When my grandma got sick last year, her and I came back into each other's lives, we got a little close. She kind of told me she had some problems.

Uh, and then I had lost. touch with her and then I found out two weeks ago that she was found dead and it just is like found dead yeah they found her dead oh and then her sister who I have communication with is like something happened and house fell on her no no no I think it's like substances and uh she was just found dead she has a kid that's 16 was the kid there no I don't know I don't know it's been like her husband's been like not really sharing information with a couple of my family he did it no he was a good dude I just it was really sad just happened very quickly And the thing, the reason it was my thorn, it was, I thought I had helped her in a way.

Like, we had had a couple conversations where I thought things might have been turning around. Bits could only go so far, Dan. She just couldn't do the voices. She was doing bits with her. She's like, I need real. I'm in a real, I'm in a real bad place. And I go, oh, oh, real bad place. You know, it was a real bad place.

The witch thing got the house on. Just can't, stop. Stop doing this. I really think I could. I need you to respect the thing. I can, oh, I can do respect you. I'm telling you, hey, you're running from your problems. They're always going to catch up.

Anyways, I've got to go play video games. Bye. No, it sucked. It really sucked. It happened like less than two weeks ago, and... Sorry. It was a bummer, man. Sorry, dude.

I wish we could have helped out more. Yeah. We ended on Rose. Yeah, Jesus Christ, dude. That's my story is my thorn. Well, that sucks. You didn't even meet her. I know.

I imagine I met her. Is it cold out, Jeff? You guys would have had a thing. Oh, she's hot? She was. She toy? She got older And she got older and less hot

She was just on stuff that makes you not hot Oh And then it Joe has old man gloves on Yeah he's like oh guys boys Get your tea The way he came in Can everyone get to cocoa

As you finish your gay little chas Lewis what are you got? What's your thorn? Should be having the fire Yeah Harrington should be the thorn No Okay

you said that like you got a way worse one coming pretty easy um my thorn of 2025 the biggest thing the biggest thorn in my side in 2025 you know what my rose might have been buying a house you're changing your rose no you can't go back you can't go back to my rose no no no no no you also you had to voted you had the best rose I'll tell you what my thought process there because I almost gave that house, my thorn, because it's such a fucking undertaking, and it's

Yeah, buying a house and becoming an adult as an undertaking. Right. From Death Valley. Yeah. What's your thorn? Thorne. Oh, yeah. That was Jamesy in the backyard.

Point guard. 7.2% fixed APR. Oh. Oh. This is, oh, yeah. This is a covenant. in community.

Oh! No, my house might have been the actual... But another boy... Just go Thorne. What do you got? Thorne. You don't have a thorn. It's going to sound mean, but it's not.

Oh, God. My thorn... If Lewis is starting on prefaceing, this might sound mean. My thorn is my sister. Wow. That does sound mean. But it's because I love her so much

And I want to see her do well And it's the one area in my life Where I feel stress for her We constantly bump heads And we constantly have friction And she constantly makes crazy decisions And fucking I just watch it happen And I wish I was just rich enough

Where I could be like, here Jenny I'll pay all your fucking bills And just live life And don't be crazy around your daughter And fucking But you know I'm not rich like that And I don't I can't just do that And I feel like I enable her in a lot of ways

And I just want her to do really well she's inspired me a lot. She's a good person. She's a, you know, a very smart, funny person. And it's not that she is the thorn. My lack of knowing what to do to help her, the proper way is the thorn. Have you asked her?

Yeah. Have you given her money? I've given her everything. I've given her everything. She gave her that hot cock at you us? Anal sex. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Well, that is... Well, that's a shitty thorn. That sucked. Bobby? You don't think it was a good thorn? No, it was a bad thorn. It was a bad thorn. It was as good as it gets in terms of thorns. I think his was better.

His is better. Yeah, somebody died two weeks ago. His is real. That thorn is already taken out and fucking thrown it on the floor. No, his thorn is still in. My horn's been my ass. If my sister died, I'd be like, bing, thorn gone. Bobby?

Thorne. He does have a point. You'll get over it in a couple weeks. Sure. Bobby? Fawn? Your wife, Thorn Kelly? No, my, my thorn is

We started this podcast 15 years ago, 16 years ago. Yeah. And somehow this podcast Keeps getting better. Somehow this podcast is on gas digital.

And I work for Lewis. Yeah. I don't know how. how it happened? I don't know what the fuck happened. But somehow he's in charge of my my checks. Yeah. Well, this is what

happens with Lewis. This really fucking bugs me. Let me explain this. Because Lewis is such a psycho and scary and yelly and shitty and ugly. Threatening. Damn, someone added that. Cool. Whatever he pitches

an idea, you just want to get them. It's like a fire. You want to keep down. Sure. So he goes, yeah, dude, we'll fucking, we'll do it. And you go, yeah, yeah, okay, perfect. Thank you. I got to go back to my family. Please, leave me alone. Like a crazy person talking to you on the street? Four days later, the pocket is on some

wacky network and it doesn't come out. I don't know what the fuck. I don't know where we are. You go, oh, great job with the funny thing. But yeah, you're like, okay, fine, fine, fine, go, okay, fine. And then you go, so you guys know we belong to Saudi Arabia. Yeah, yeah. It's like, you guys know I've sold all the steak to to the royal family of Saudi Arabia.

How the fuck did it happen? You guys thought Riyadh was bad. I don't know how to find it. I've never seen a clip. I've never seen a comment. I've never seen a plug like, hey, use this code. I haven't got a check. God, the family, the Sauer family watch the show.

There's a lot. Where do you get the check? What is the check from? I don't even know. When is the checks coming in? But he also, he also decided the money and never said, hey, we never negotiated. We were just like, okay. You're literally all liars.

So if you want to lie about that. I want to lie. I literally texted the entire group, said, hey, guys, do you want to do this? It would be fun to do it, ad-free and uncensored. You guys both went, yeah, great, more money, awesome. Dan was like, I don't know if I want to be committed to doing more things. And me and Dan had a conversation on the phone that was very mature and respectful. And he was like, cool, let's do it.

And I went back to you guys. I was like, is the money cool? You guys said, great, let's go. There's no fucking shadiness. You guys like to create a narrative of something that didn't fucking happen. I didn't say it was shady. I said, whatever you say. It's not that.

It's not saying you shady. We're not saying you shady. you're saying you're shady we're saying that it's how did it happen so you're your thorn is that you're on gas digital no my thing job trivia my thorn is that it happened and now I'm here and somehow you are you're his boss how much about how much you're the owner of it no gas digital partners with podcasts so we have a relationship there's no why don't we don't own this property or this podcast you don't work for me or ralph we work independently who's ralph that's a fake name.

All right, your thorn, Joe. My thorn is, I mean, first of all, I had a wonderful year. Like I said, the baby. We heard it. The baby can't count. It's already three years old.

He's two. Whatever. In two months. You can't keep adding the baby. I'm just prefaceing. It's what Lewis said. That warranty is almost up. No, you can't do

same thorn, same seed theme burrows in a row. I haven't started even fucking going yet. Okay, go ahead. I was just in Aruba, and we all get the norovirus, the three of us. couldn't enjoy it the way I wanted it to

you know the ocean pukin shit that really sucks norovirus is fucking brood I got it in there dawn and Max got it it's a travel virus during the pandemic though they had to get quarantined into an Airbnb and I had to leave them well I guess my thorn's about you damn I'm just I'm just relating to your thorn

being in Aruba with that shit sucks it was sad it's it's horrible did they quarantine you or did you stay in the room no we still went out all the time oh Jesus Christ You piece of shit That's how good your year was Your thorn was you got sick

In Aruba All three of us in Aruba He goes I was in the tropics I didn't feel well Can you believe that The Caribbean With me not feeling well Yeah maybe mine should be my living sister

When I'm sitting across from someone Whose sister is no longer with us Been dead 20 years Real nice She's been to the ground The worst part of my year Is my alive sister

That I'm friends with And I'm just getting to mine I said that I feel bad That I wish I can help her more you don't think he wants to help his You don't want to be a fucking witch doctor No put an airbag Put a better airbag in her car

You're an insensitive basque I don't know bro You're saying you're legit I'm sorry I have real responses To real situations How's my hair look? Fantastic you look like hot Santa All right

I had a good year What do you want me to say Well dude no I understand You went there thinking Can you believe this I was in the Orient And they lost my typewriter How am I supposed to journal about my travel in the Orient

If I don't have my diaper suitcase Sorry What do you want me to say that my dad put cigarettes out on me? Yeah Do you want to hear? Yes, I do. I knew Steve did some fucked up shit. Best Thorne goes to Dan.

Unless we don't have to rank. We give the best Thorne. Thorne or one. Thorne or one. I don't want a word. Nobody wants that. Dan. Dan.

Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. No. No. No. Because it's funny and it's also legitimately I give you the best point. Uh-huh. And confusing.

Uh-huh. Everybody's going to get you. Your Central American power grab worked on us. Yeah. Do you are aggressive is? How is the general now the king of their country?

His fucking Lewis and his podcast kud-a- This is how we got on this fucking network. All right. Seed. Uh, seed. Well, my seed is...

All over Bobby's wife's back? No. I love Don. And I want to go over there for dinner and have American chop suey. Yes. You come over Christmas, Christmas Eve.

No, we don't have a tradition. Remember, we're road warriors. That's our tradition. If you come over and have my tradition. We're on the road. You and Joe can come over. We're not. We're Katie and I are on the road, dog.

I'm just saying it so it hurts me. Yeah, I was just saying it to hurt him. You didn't pick up on it. I'm just defensive. You just got hurt. You just got hurt. I'm just so defensive that I kept on the road, dog. So, so you know, I can't come.

Yeah. I go, I'm on the Rottweiler. On the Rottweiler. The Christmas Rottweiler. The Rottweiler, Christmas, Rottweiler. Dan runs under the table and grabs the fucking tablecloth and pulls the whole dinner down. God damn, he's doing it again. I think my seed for last year was the cartoon.

What cartoon? I sold it. That's a good that seat, Ben. Well, that's my seed this year. My seat is... Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Give us some context.

What? You had a cartoon? Well, I sold it. I don't remember doing a pro wrestling. I remember doing the voice of it. The other thing. That one got killed. Mike Lawrence.

I don't remember getting an audition. We haven't, we got killed. The peacock one got killed last year. And then this year we, my seed is we're developing a cartoon with Fox. So we'll get auditions. Yeah. Is it all cartoons about animals?

It was one about a peacock last year. No, Peacock was a streaming service. That killed. Fucking idiot. So that's my. Joe loved this. That was funny.

Joe loved it. I loved it. So that's my seat. Well, Dan, taking it so literally is what made it even fun. It's not a peacock. It's going to be on seed, so. I go, it can't be about a peacock. It's about a human man.

I just jumped on your side like an asshole. I love it. Thank you for your loyalty. It might be on HBO Oriole. I liked it. What's your seed? What was my seed last year? We don't know.

Oh, let me just recall your fucking seed from 380 days. Clearly, it wasn't a good one or else we didn't remember. It's a call for you. I don't want an audition. I want an audition. I want a part written for me. What are you crazy? He's not going to do that. He's at a different level.

My scene for Dan's show. That's crazy. Yeah. He's just getting apart? I'm getting apart. I'm getting apart in my movie. But I want like a good... Lewis is playing a junkyard dog.

Can I play... I'm better bring him in just a snarl. It's not like one episode, like a regular. Yeah, I mean, we're figuring out the show. But yeah, once we figure out rolls, baby. Don't even worry about me. Everyone's eating. Probably's like...

He's seven rows. What kind of rolls I'll be right there dude Kaiser Yeah Bobby liked it Bobby liked this He's pretty so bad

The word Kaiser What do you like that What's your seed Dude The seed is body brain Coffee That's it It comes from a bean

Not a seed Yeah it's No it really is People fucking People love it We We You know

Oh Someone found the open one So No we We just I need a thin cookie For that one I'll have one, too.

We're launching the creamer after this, and I think that this will be what puts my son through college and enables me to retire, and you guys don't have to ever see me again in a few years. What's a few? I'm praying for it. Because this is my new seed. I'm thinking three.

My seat, too. Three years? Three years? You think you've done? By 2029? Yeah. 2029, a brother ain't got to see you no more? That you seed?

You guys got to keep on letting me do free ads. But, yeah, you can get me out of your life. My seed is that in 2026, Starbucks buys coffee brain so that we can actually get paid for ad reads coffee brain I would starve roast and he couldn't afford it right now I would love stop roast I'll I hope I'm sorry this is huge this is good yeah that's my that's my seed that we start we get a night he gets makes so much money there's a guys guess what here's ad read money you get it that's good point we should trade I'll give you a point in the movie you give me a point of body brain

whoa I'll give you my point of his movie for body brain I'll give you every point I get from him for that. Yeah, it's insane. But then you'll have me average. Yeah, but it's, uh, no. You know, that's gonna make more money than the movie? 100%.

Are you gonna get money? If you made enough money from that, you would walk away from everything. In order to make as much money as body was gonna, you'd have to make a, like, cinematic masterpieces. Like a major bunch of fiction. What?

You would walk away from everything if you made enough money? Like, you wouldn't do skanks, you wouldn't do fucking story wars, you wouldn't do real. No, I would, I would do this? I would, I would definitely

pull back I would take off I would take a month off I would fucking not fucking I wouldn't it wouldn't yeah I would definitely pull back 100% My seat has changed

I hope he makes a lot of money Yeah That's good seed I hope body brain takes off Yeah So no more Lewis Like you have to see me But it'll be like

On my own terms Like I'll make Paco carry me Up the stairs Pac-o! You'd have to get three Pacos. Oh, my God. He'd have a whole swarm of Filipinos.

It'll be on his own terms. The friendship is on gas network exclusively. I mean, Joe's reaction was literally, as like, more money, yes, 100%. That sounds great.

The amount of ads we do is annoying to the fans. I agree. There's no pushback at all from any of you people, except Dan, who literally acted like I was attacking his family.

Yeah, bro. You come from me. I'll get fun. Dan's not like negotiating. It's intense, dude. It's an intense conversation. I go, what the fuck are you talking about? And then Lewis goes, Dan, you always do this.

I was like, Dan, I was like, every time I have to ask you something that I don't know if the answer is just immediately yes, I cringe because I know you're going to get physically angry with me for no reason. Well, I'm working on that. My anger's up here and I'm working through it. We had a very quick conversation.

And you understood it and you were like completely good. Absolutely. Yeah. My seed? You know myself. I can't say, because you're going to go, Blu, Blu, Blu, Blu, Blu. No, Legion of Skank's movie.

The Skank Fest movie. It's fucking awesome. It's going to be sick. I love it. The footage is crazy. It's going to be... That is a great seed. It's going to be...

People are going to be... They're going to shit. What do you think the one thing is going to surprise people most that they're going to learn from the movie? That you're a nice person. Me? Yeah. You think I come off like a nice person in the movie?

Yeah. People like you. So you're not including all the drugs and sex. No, including drugs and sex. Nice people can have sex and take drugs. Yeah. I think it's gonna be fucking insane. Is my interview in it?

Yeah. Definitely. I have to do another one. I never did a one all along. Yeah. You're what you're gonna get you. You haven't done one yet? I did like a at the venue one, but it was like loud and I was talking and they're like,

oh, we'll get a private one. And I was like, yeah, I haven't done yet. Yeah. That's gonna be awesome. All right. All right. Good rose seed thorn. And now is that everyone's?

This is probably the best rose seed thorn. Thorne we've done. Can I say why? Because we're all more successful now. So if you go back to 10 years ago, it was like, my rose, I didn't sleep in the street last night. Yeah, for real. I don't get DTs anymore. So that's pretty fucking cool. That's definitely my rose for the year.

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uploaded it on the app, so when they open it, you pop up saying, hey, I hope you enjoy your present, which is amazing. That's a great idea. And you can be really fun with it, too. If you want to put a picture of your dick, you can't do that. You can do that. You can do whatever you want. It's awesome.

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We just did. I hate you. But you know what? This is why you do this first, because now... It's fun. Let's motherfucking Yankee swap, baby. Now we're going to do the Yankee Swap. By the way, we're noting.

You're the point guard. I created both these traditions beginning to look a lot like Christmas Let's use the cookie box for the things Yeah, let's put them in here And da da da da da da da da honey And come on everyone

I'm to me Here are there eight The chiefs are out of the playoffs Come on everybody Yeah, we're mathematically eliminated And Mahomes got hurt yesterday Yeah, towards ACL You should see Chris Long

You should see Chris Long's press conference, the detackle afterwards. He goes, you know, he's going to keep fighting. And then someone goes, you're out. He goes, oh, we're out? And then he just sits there. He goes, are we out? And they go, yeah, you're eliminated. And he goes.

Okay, who goes first? Natalie. Natalie! She's back. I'm excited. Natalie's great. And everyone... Looking hot as shit.

Natalie coming in. We usually do the boys first. Whatever, man. And then you fucking... I mean, she's not even on the podcast. I know that's why she left us what did you get Natalie you let you don't wait does she say no no no don't say it Jesus Christ you take over you get nuts you know what I got a new thorn

and it's y'all motherfuckers wait you want the highest of the levels oh fuck you want one or you want what do you want you want the lowest you want the lowest what no one is the best two is the worst so Joe got two eight is the second best got it Joe got two I'll pick up the fuck my sister's ass and until she comes. I can't anymore.

She's married. Fuck me. Whatever. I don't know what I got. Whatever. The handwriting. Joe, Annie, Paco. Doesn't let me know what I got.

I'm so upset. I don't know if I've a good or a bad one. People can go through the history. Fuck you. I don't. If you go through the history, I've never gotten a good number. Oh, the sucks.

I got a fucking shit. You know what can I say this too? The four of us. I know who got it. The one. Because of you. Uh-huh. Natalie.

I got a point. I got an idea here. Joe. Four of us should. pick from numbers 1, 6, 7, and 8. There should be no chance that we get 2 and 3. That is true. Yeah. Like if these fucking assholes are going to get 1 in the

box. No. No. This is it. If Danny gets 8 and now we get it. There's a case to make that for next year. You can argue it. Nobody's going to remember that next year. You're right. Joe. We're just going to do it. All right. Ready? Who got? If Danny's 8, I'm going to be fucking serious. Who got number 1? If it's one of them, I'll kill me.

I did. Danny has number 1. Danny got 1? And he's going to take the fucking most liable gift. No, he's retarded. He's not. He can find something like shirrini. Why does Danny get one? This is why you're not going to,

this is why you're not going to Cabo. Let me say this right now. I like Danny's got number one because he takes the most shit on the podcast. Joe takes the most shit. I'm a man of the people. Bobby takes the most shit on the podcast. You take the most shit. You take a shit on the podcast.

Yeah, you're a shit. Well, come open a gift, you're fucking dizzy Jew, autistic fuckhead. Oh, yeah, you're Jewish, too. This doesn't even mean you. Oh, it's infuriating. That's crazy. You're just celebrating a birthday. of a guy you're going to kill later.

Are all, wait a minute, what is that over there? Is that a gift? I want to wish everyone to happy Hanukkah. Is that a gift? It's a festival. It's not even your guys' Top holiday. Is that a gift? What is that? No, that's my bag. I brought my gift in. Guys, that's not even...

A leather jacket. Take the leather jacket. That's mine. Why is it put the gifts? What? Which one's Lewis's? Why? Because you already know what I got? I don't know what you got. But I like the fact it was delivered. No, you just have to pick a gift. You don't go. The rest isn't eating a meal in two days. Do I tell them which one's mine or no? No, you don't.

All right, go ahead. What is it? Underware? Boxing gloves. A puppet? You got a puppet from the market at Fourth Street. What is it? It's a puppet.

Who's a black puppet? Whose gift was that? Who's gift was it? Paco. I knew it was an agent. And I know where he got it from. Asian gifts are always slightly racist towards blacks. My grandmother made me.

Black people don't like... Well, you got to do the puppet on the thing. You got to do the puppet. You got to do the voice of the puppet. Oh, black... Oh, it's a black cop puppet? I can't, you know, it's not my gift. I am ironic.

Hey, something you don't see of her. It's a cop black puppet. That's what the gentleman is. Jesus Christ, Bobby. Oh, I think you said, what? How does it? I wait to the end.

No, you have to trade it now. You're trying to trade it now? Who you're trying to trade it with? Trade it. And then also, it's a cool gift. Why are you trying to get rid of it right away, you piece of shit? Yeah, you don't have to just.

I hope I get that. Do the puppet. Are you kidding me? Do it. No, that's not black people are. They shouldn't be involved. We should have guests. They're not fun.

Real comedian. Yeah. Who got number two? That was me. Natalie, she's got the worst one. The worst one. It's the worst one. Natalie, but looking good, though.

Look at her tits. Yeah, look at your lesbian tits. Look at those. That sounds like a song. Is that what you're picking? Boyfriend now, yeah. She's got a boyfriend. Gas Digital employee.

Oh, no shit. Don't get attached. No one safe at Gas Digital. Also, when you start a family there, Lewis will eliminate it. When you start a family, If you're part of family, I guess digital, it means Lewis is coming for one of you. That's my gift.

This is your gift. This is my gift. I like how it was taped. He taped it like one of his victims. Victims, folks. I don't want to go on a rant here, but that thing's more taped up than the line to get in the Gaza. All right. Here it comes.

Whoa. Whoa. A leather coat? A leather? No, it's a, it's a Facebook. Facebook ad leather coat. Oh, so it's, what is it, too? It's not even leather.

It's like made a green bean bag. What does it do? It's made a green bean casing. It's like bathroom carpet. Bathroom carpet and then pleather. Yeah. But it comes to two stuff. What else?

X-L. Oh, a floodlight. So when your pussy gives way, you know what I'm saying, brother. That's awesome. What is that? That goes on a fishing rod. Okay. To keep it off.

What the fuck? Bobby, you used to be great at giving gifts. Two body brides. that, you know what? Great gift. Wow. Great gift. That's why I threw him in it because he always, everything I fucking do.

Three full bags. I just meld him to give you two pieces. I'm not giving you fucking a whole bag. All right. What do you want? Do you want a black puppet or a fishing rod? Or do you want this bag of shit? Or do you want a coat made of dog hair found on the floor?

Put it on. Put it on. Let's see what it looks like. We're dressed like David Brenner. Oh, man. You know, you're not going to be. beat those lesbian allegations with that thing on. Yeah, he looked like Torrey.

Me and you look good. What happened at Kapowski? She had to take off for a couple of months. That looks great. I like it. That sweater is really great. You're keeping it? Oh, you don't know that yet, though. I might get it back. Who's got number three?

I got three, and it's unfair. Wow. Joe List's getting butt-fucked. Oh, it's an eight. Never mind. Not the three. It's a three. It's absolutely the three. It's a three. Just the three of us. Oh, this is happy. That's mine.

Is it? Ooh, pick Stan Sotter's gift. Dan Sotas. Oh, what if it's a Rolex? Some type of ad. What if it's a Rolex? It's a company that gave you something that you didn't want. Close.

It's an aura frame? Fuck. It's an oarframe? No. Close, though. Remember the mug from last year? They just read gifts every year. That was my gift last year.

I sat on that fucker for a year. I almost used it. I like that gift. That's a cool gift. If you guys forget, I got number one last year, and I took it, and I said on the podcast, I was going to re-gift it this year. More 10 ounces. Poor a just and joy. You know what?

I drink a lot of tea, and I don't have one of these. That's a cool gift. I'm going to hold on to this. All right. Thank you, buddy. I hope I get to. Merry Christmas. Thank you, Louis.

All right. Who's four? Me? Four. Paco. Paco. Paco. Four letters, the number four.

Or loco. Nobody wants my gift What are you been doing here? You know, it's a painting. It's not a painting. Let's see. You're a painting. Whose gift is this?

Don't a wrap paper. Natalie's. Oh. Bildo. Lesbians always give good gifts. They do. You might have work gloves in there or tickets to a WMBA game.

It's a quilt. Tori Amas album. I was going to say the Little Affair Live in 96. What is it? It's a landline. What is it? Is that a little?

Oh, that's a little form and grill. Like a waffle maker? You know how many weird meats that you eat? You know excited Rich Voss would be to get that? What is it?

What is it? It's a stuffed sandwich maker. Ooh. That's what I call lesbian vagina stuffed sandwiches. Also, if you don't know about Filipinos, they make interesting sandwich that.

Yeah, he's going to take that. Yeah. That's cool. That's actually pretty cool. So you put the bread and the stuff inside and then smash it. All right. Good logic.

I'd like to smash it. That's nice. All right. Uh, he was busted his balls because it's self-explanatory and then he explained it to us. Well, I've never had one of these.

This is cutting in technology. Yeah, dude. I was trying to hide his mug right now. He can't hide it. You can't hide the mug. You're talking about. You're lucky I got one. I'd take that.

I wish you to hide your mug. Boko's taking the mug. Oh. Sandwich maker. Fucking assholes going to eat grilled cheese. I do you eat a lot of grilled cheese. Who's number five? I'm number five.

Bobby Kelly. Bobby Kelly. Bobby Kelly. I only touch the gift that I want, right? Yeah. Bobby Kelly going for... Oh, he's falling apart. He's bending down to give a beach.

He's up looking in the bags, Bobby. You're cheating. You're looking here. You're so cheating. You're cheating. You're cheating, motherfuggy. Stop cheating, Bobby. This motherfucker will be cheating on this motherfucker.

Ooh. Oh, it's a pan. I mean, there's never been a good flat gift ever. Unless a certificate for something else. A fucking flat piece of shit. Not me. It's a cookie pan. He's hoping this cookies in it.

He just came out of the oven. I'm sitting on a cold one. What is it? Who's this from? Is it a picture frame? Oh, Joe Russell. Joe Russell. What is it?

Joe Russell. antique shop. Hey, that's Apollo 11. What a piece of shit. Look at that. What a fucking piece of shit. And the other guy. Joe, I'm so glad you're not coming to Cabo.

Because you're not, you're... I want that mug, fuck face. Yeah. That mug is being passed around. It's a cool rug. Cool mug. Yeah, you have to fucking look up to Apollo 11. You got that mug, though.

Who's number six? I am. Denny! A number six. Sandwich. number six Jan, you like sandwiches You're a pothead

Yeah, open that one That's for me No, Joe always gets like Dumb shit It's gonna be like a It's gonna be like a booger gun for his kid Not this year Who's this?

Big mistake You can't know until you take it Big mistake I'm going Joe Wow You're gonna be happy And I'm getting a sandwich maker Nobody's thinking

Oh you think Your gift is that shitty That I'm gonna like it No, you're gonna like it. Oh, cool. Oh, you know what, dude? I saw something that's in here. You know what, dude?

First off, ketchup. Irish marineria. Irish marineria, it's great. Mac and she, could have used this last night? It's not bad. It's not a bad. Also, I know that you walked by a truck and they gave this to you for free.

I saw them also in Union Square here. No, I bought it at, I bought it. Oreo the monster. Most stuffed. Most stuffed Orioles. an Oreo joke earlier today. This is God Milky Way. We made a Milky Way joke. Could we? Did we? Yeah. Yeah, because we did. Paco

sits up the Milky Way. And then the piece still a resistance. The headliner. The headliner. The toy of Blue Jay Oakerson action figure. With the gloves. I told you. All right. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good toy. It's a wonderful toy. Great Trump. One, Blue Jay Oakerson with nose ring and fingerless

gloves. Great. J. Gomez. Dr. Photograph is unbelievable. That was a joke. That's a great gift. This all stuff is very nice, and I like it all. But you love sandwiches. You're going to get the mug back, so you can give it to us next year. Yes. Give me the mug. You're a fucking dick, wallet.

You know that? You know Bobby likes gadgets. Nobody's going to get it. Wait till 2027. I'm going to go. My gift is completely obsolete. Technology is so old. He goes, every paper mugs do that now. I want my mug and mug back. You have to plug.

You have a wired heat muck. I hope next year we all give the same mug. But I got to say that Blue J. Oakson would look nice. It would. It really would. That's why I gave it back to you. Number seven. Number seven.

So literally two interned people, whatever the fuck they're called, got the best numbers. Yeah. I am going to pick my. own gift. Oh, what a fucking loser. I don't think you can do that. You can't do that. You can't do that.

You can't, yeah. Yeah, it's against the rules. It's not been picked yet. It is against the rules. Yeah, you can't. Yeah, so you gotta go get your, which means Lewis's gift is good. I fucked up.

We really were confident in that. I know. Oh, it's so light. It's so light, it just feels insignificant. Wait, why is only one gift left? Isn't there two people left? Oh, there's only one person. Oh, Bobby, you want to straighten the sign up.

I'm fucking pissed. I am fucking pissed I hate this gift I hate this gift already You don't know Who is this? This is mine Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Louis has got Danny's gift And I mean I'm actually pissed I mean this Oh it's in a box He actually ordered it You did Oh Oh

Oh look pretty nice to me Manscaped underwear Wait open There's a note There's a note what's the note What's the note say Danny's panties Are these used

Danny? These are used Ew Ew But you can give them. You can give them. You love Gabby's panties. That's fucked up. That's so funny.

You got Gabby's panties and now you have Danes' kids. Yeah, make a collection. Push them together. Also, they looked up the rules that says you can pick your own gift. You can? It's too late. But we know that for next year. No, you can pick your own gift.

No, we didn't look it up. So, next year. Next year, we're going to do a bunch of different rules. Yeah, so next year. You can pick somebody's gifts. Keep them. You got Gabby's. Danes.

What else is over there? What else is over there? Yeah, you got the Apollo 11 flight crew. You got Bobby's fake. I'm never bringing a good gift again. I'm done bringing a good gift. This is like a new law.

Danny should be fired. That's fucking crazy. It's actually, it's a piece of shit. Also, it's sexual harassment. We get that you never get a chance to be funny in real life, but this is like one fucking opportunity. Also, it's not as good as people. But it's actually not fun to give away

not good gifts for Christmas. Deep Poohs was the best. Dude, have a Danny Panies and Gabby's is pretty good. fun that you have both of them. Maybe I could have Fisukemail some over. She's going to have to pay extra post that she. Well, my, it's been a long time.

What else is over there? You got Black Puppet. Oh, that could be good for the Legion of Scanks. What else? And the picture. Yeah, get the Black Pucket. Bobby's Facebook Market jacket. You look good in that.

Try that on before you see now. Oh, yeah, it is an Excel. I'm taking the Black Puppet. Yeah. This could be a Black Puppet, by the way. Danny gets his panties back? Yeah. He just puts him on like a slut.

Danny, you should have put something else in there. He stinks. Like a fucking ketchup package or whatever. A gift card. Wait, hold on. Let me see this Black Puppet. Oh, no. No, no, no, no.

This is going on Gas Digital. Yeah, it's the exclusive. Just go to Gas Digital right now if you're watching this on YouTube. Hey, what up, y'all? That's fun. I killed a cop and stole his uniform. Oh, boy. Hey, James, I haven't seen you in a long time.

James, it's Eddie. Eddie, hey. Hey. My name, Eddie. What up, y'all? Tell B, I said, what's up? Yeah, what up, B. Bye, crypto.

Damn, Louis is going to have so many threesomes with him and this guy. That'd be you. That'd be you. All right, I like it. That's fun. He's a good puppet. Number eight. Joe

But then No, Russell No, Danny No, Danny's number one Danny and Joe get the best number He thought Michael Myers was dead Meta glasses Is that what that is?

Is that meta glasses? Did you really bring Medi glasses? Did you really have been a good gift to a fake gift fight? You bought a fucking pair of meta glasses Joe gave me cold ketchup. That's probably

from his refrigerator. It's $260. Yeah. Yeah. What is this? I got a $30. I'm going to keep it. Wait, what is meta glasses? What the fuck? So the government can watch you do everything. That's video. You can talk to it as AI.

It's speaker. Basically, you just give up your position. Do you wear them as glasses? Yes. You go like videos if you're at a concert. Do they ruin them all over Skank Fest. It's cool. I hope Danny takes him. You get his panties. I mean, Danny's definitely not keeping his own dirty panties. Why wouldn't? He's only got two pair. Yeah, he's like, I need those for Christmas.

And you've got a full house. All right, you're keeping them? Keeping it. Keeping it, yeah. Of course you are. You don't want to take anything else? No, that's fine. Thanks.

You can just have my sandwich maker. Danny. You got a sandwich maker. I'll take the sandwich maker. Let's go, baby. I'll be loving sandwiches. All right, Danny. So I really want the meta-glasses, but it's funnier to give Lewis back my panties.

So I'm going to do that. Oh, yeah. You made friends with the puppet and everything. I'm going to punish, I'm going to punish Danny for this. Oh, my God. Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny. It's a Christmas miracle. I mean, I, I, the funniest thing on the podcast.

I promise you. I love it. Danny will pay this one day. You're not going to Cabo. Let me tell you right now, this is my, this is my seed. Danny, what a fucking move. What a great move. He gave up meta glasses that's $270.

Just for the first. Just stick it to you. It's fucking good. Joe got a legit gift. Joe goes, maybe if I sell these glasses, I can eat now, produce for the show.

Joe, enjoy the metal glasses. Merry Christmas. Oh, man. Why did you buy metaglasses? Because he didn't have a gift and he just painted. Well, no, I had metaglasses at home that were unopened.

I was like, I'll give that. That's a fun gift. And then I forgot them. So then I had to buy a new pair of glasses on my way here. It's really funny. Could have bought anything else. Good about it.

And now with Joe having them, they're more like beta. glasses. Hello. Nothing. I like. I like. I like. I'm bummed out about these fucking Danny's panties. You really, by the way, I saw you make friends with the Black Puppet. You were in there. I was waiting

in the Black Puppet was going to be a whole bit on Legion of Skanks. Danny took that away from Legion of Skanks. He did. Put his panties over ahead and do a black puppet on your face. But now you guys panties. He took, here's the thing with Danny. I get his dumb bit was funny here, but what we were going to create with that was like leagues and leagues

and leagues funnier for years to come. I'm just glad I got my mug back. I'll see you in 2026. I'm pissed. I'm pissed. Merry Christmas, everyone. I love you guys. Love you too, man.

That's 3 o'clock, exactly. Merry Christmas, everybody. You guys are the best. I love you. Thanks to all the fans. Thanks for watching. Happy Hanukkah. Honestly, a big rose of mine this year was we're doing this consistently.

I love you guys. And I always have a good time when I come here, even though I get a psycho when Lewis has business deals with it. No, it's okay. And I love you guys. And I love doing the show with you guys. We started doing it just because we love doing the show. We don't really make enough money to make it financially worth it. We do it for the love of the game, and we think you guys are the best.

So, Merry Christmas. Yeah, you guys. We're doing this for a long time, and it's fucking... I'm excited that I still get to hang with you guys. And, you know, being fucking 15 years older than all you. And I love how successfully you guys have become. It's fucking great, so... Yeah, I'm so-so in the whole thing.

And you know what? I can understand that. We'll see you guys next time. On the Regs.