Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - YKWD #581 | Tim Butterly, Rich Vos, Noah McGuigan, & Dillon Smith

Episode Date: April 6, 2025

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This podcast is so fun and crazy. It has no rules. God, how are you ruining this? Where's the bomb? The anime. Sorry, it's a comedy podcast. This isn't NPR. That's what this podcast does. Is there any better show?

This is the original. Original. What's up everybody? It's Robert Kelly. Here I am right here, back with another episode of YKWD Above the Comedy Cellar at the Comedy Cellar Studios. I got a great show tonight. I got, I mean, one dude that I love and two guys that I like. Thanks, man. That's all you can ask for. I know you love me a lot. Danny, who do we got? We have we have Tim Butterly, Dylan Smith and Noah McIrish last name.

What the fuck? He struggled with McGuigan all night. McGuigan, McGuigan. Not me, you fuck. McGuigan. Not me, you fuck. McGuigan. He looks so exotic. You don't look like him. Exactly.

Bobby. What's the name of the show? Listen to me, dude. Listen here, fella. Listen to me, fella. If you think you look, if you think that you're the McGuilan out of this bunch, whatever the fucking- That's a rough name for this.

You're crazy. I mean, I didn't choose it. You're a fucking. I didn't choose it. Do I look more like a Smith? You're Cruz. You're Cruz. You're a. Dylan Smith is a fake name.

Oh shit. Slave name. We got. Ladies and gentlemen. Give it up. Rich Voss everybody. What's up? The pride of Tel Aviv.

I just showed Bringer podcast. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Oh, my God. Rich Voss, everybody. What's up? The pride of Tel Aviv.

Is this a Bringer podcast? What the fuck are these? Is this an improv group or something? Come on, do freeze-tatch. You look like Andrew Cade Draydell Clay. I love this coat. I love this coat. Andrew Dray Dreidel Clay.

I like that. Hey, Tim Butterly. Nice to see you again. You don't know each other? No. Who are you? This is Dylan Cruz. How you doing?

What's up? Fucking... They look like bootleg truck drivers. Oh, I'd love to be a truck driver. Dylan does drive a truck. You're incredible. Wow. I thought you did. Yeah, what do you really what do you work with a moving company with Mike Racine or whatever? That's fucking what's wrong. Why do you do it? Well, I just shoehorn people you don't like into things so you can make fun of

He's got a bit right. No, he's got a vendetta in his heart with Mike. You got a bit better I don't know I've been around with that all day. I'm not vendetta. You have a here's a vendetta jacket Come on don't fuck with, dude. That was an accident. Fuck with my wife. I'll fuck with you. Wait, now you're a comic that opens for, Stop, stop. What do you call it?

Hey, look at me. Tim, one of the funniest guys I know, one of the nicest people I know, and he's one of my favorite new people that I've become friends with. Hilarious. These two work with Tim. Oh, well, they're on Tim's podcast. Oh, yeah, he produces it, he's on it. You have a podcast yourself. What is it called? Yeah, Noah's Paints, two headed dog. It's me and Don Smith. What do you guys show on it?

Arts and Crafts. It's an Arts and Crafts show. But that's my homie, yeah. That's okay. Can you not have a fucking side, but you always do that. You have a side podcast. Oh, I like that. Thank you very much.

Don't compliment me, because you know I love compliments. When I get them. And you barely get them, so yeah. I'm here for you, what is yours? Will you start, you're such a fucking. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Where are you going? you going I thought you I'll take like you take it off oh oh oh oh oh oh you guys are like some old queen you're reaching for your switchblade yeah you would have been dead what What do you IDF? What the fuck? That's a massage. Oh, he's got that's a chrome.

Oh, no. Watch out. Mike, he's he's he's I stick you. He's IDF idiot. Dummy fuckface. No one only looks Palestinian. Trust me. He's Irish. He's actually part Jewish. Part Jewish. No, that's me. Yeah. I like that Andrew

whatever he said. You never opened for Shane. But you guys wrote for Shane. You wrote for uh. I've been in his stuff. I wrote tires. Yeah. You wrote on tires? He wrote tires. That was the whole thing was mine. Why didn't you put him in you cock sucker. That's why I'm a truck driver. What the fuck? No, uh, the other show you wrote for though, right? You wrote sketches for it, right? I was in the sketches, yeah. You're from Philly? Yeah, yeah. Cool. Wait, were you there during my debacle when I had to do that? Like, do people, Shane had a show years ago. Oh, yeah. What was it? What of vendettas.

What is it? OK. Tell me. Shane and. And he didn't tell me. Do I love when you get theatrical? OK. Well, we are broadcasting.

Shane had a show called Digital Graffiti. More subtle than that. Sorry. That's all right. No, go ahead. It was actually a bit of a program where it was a live comedy show. It's not NPR.

Where. Well, I'm going to find the fucking balance. I'm kind of like Family Guy. I was kind of like family guy They had comics go on stage is mostly like open mic people and On both sides of the stage were projectors with the actual comics in a group chat Making fun of the people on stage and the group chat was projected on the wall But you didn't really know cuz yet you're trying to... Yeah, and it turned around. You're a bitch. We don't like that stuff. Yeah.

Do your thing. And if people are laughing, it might be because you said something funny. It might be because we called you gay. Right. And it was a lot of fun. And Rich was in town at Helium for the weekend and was nice enough... No, no, I wasn't at Helium. I just came down to host it. You came down to do the show. King of the open, Mike. That's crazy.

Just go with it. Yeah, I was having fun. Nobody's going to investigate the real happenings. Yeah. You were there. Rich was in town on a Tuesday night for a one-nighter. Ha ha ha ha. And was gracious enough to open the show. Well, host it.

And host it, I guess. Can you stop? I need the details, my memory's foggy. But he didn't know that he was going to get the same treatment. I don't even know if he knew that was happening. Oh, you thought you were just gonna go up and host a show for him? Local showcase 50 bucks. This sounds great. Well, I got one. Is that how you got the jacket?

Nothing. All right, you beat up a street tough for it Anyway, yeah, but I survived it was I had a fight. It was a blast I don't you have a negative memory of this well because I know what I know what was happened I didn't I forgot we I don't we come from a different generation our generation of comics We make fun of each other in our faces at the table Yeah, and then we go on stage. Let's go land. We just go do our fucking sets and try this funny you guys read comments You fucking go into the the rooms the darkness of it yeah you'll go on stage you'll fuck with each other in the show you guys are like a little more

less empathy for each other publicly sure or you don't care we know we're from we're like right out of the evening at the improv into like Comedy Central Netflix shit you know what I mean we would find would say, ah nice shirt, fucked face, but then you go on stage and do your shit. You guys will do weird shit on stage with each other. Well yeah, well because you're not in New York or LA and you need to do something that's going to get people's attention

and that you can brand and shit. And they're half alternative, you know. You think that what it is? Well some of it, a little of it in the beginning because they don't know their voice yet. You see what I'm saying? So there's no industry where you live, you know what it is? Well, a little of it in the beginning, because they don't know their voice yet. Mm-hmm. You see what I'm saying? So there's no industry where you live.

Right. You know what I mean? So you do this kind of shit, and people have a really good time. Was that the excuse for the last guest, that they didn't find their voice yet? Oh, buddy. Last week.

Who was it? Ah, fucking. We watched it. Did you watch it? All right, listen. Danny. Fucking Danny. What did he book? Look right, listen, Danny, fucking Danny. What did he book?

Look, they were nice people, sketch comedy group. Ugh. What are you looking for? You love sketch. Ugh, sketch artist. Sorry. Comedy. Yeah, we had a sketch comedy group on last week,

and they're not stand-ups. They seemed really nice. Very nice. You guys watch it? You guys prep for tonight? We were told to watch it. Bobby said we're coming off of the worst episode of all time. No, no, that's not what I said.

Almost word for word. That's not word for word. My memory's not great. Yeah, but you're making shit up. I did not say that. I said we were coming off of an episode that the fans got mad at. Right. Because they used to stand ups.

They used to us coming out and busting balls, doing stand ups. I was like, listen, Danny was like, this really great group, fucking Danny. Wait, you're going by Danny? I know. That fucking Danny, he goes to see a guy put a pole in his dick.

That's it. He went twice. Danny, you're into sounding? We had him on, he was great! You did have him on? We had that guy, yeah. He talked shit about having us on. Oh my god, that's unbelievable. Who, I did?

You got your urethra guys? Urethra Franklin. Comedy! Bingo! I can see this guy, I can see him on TV. I can see him on SNL or something doing Weekend Update. These two mocks I don't know yet. I'm trying to figure out what I'm going to do with them.

We're stage act only. We're going to do something with you too. You're going to do like Cheech and Chong or whatever? Yeah, they look like Cheech and Bong. Are there any podcasts that are only on CB Radio? I love that. I've talked about it before how I'd love to be in a convoy. I would, first of all, can I say something before we get off track? Those guys were great.

I'm sure I feel terrible, but why do you feel terrible? I feel bad because I put them in a position. What, to do a podcast? No, to be, I hope that they're not standing. Did you like them? I like the people. I love like them? What does that mean? Did you like the podcast? I don't think it was the best episode and you booked it? Yes. Can I ask you one question though? Yeah what's up buddy? So when they told you because they came on and only half of them came and then the original can I tell you my original plan was sure to have them like to be on and then two of them be off and when they thought of something funny,

they'd have to tap them out like an improv game. That's fun. And then have to come in. But they weren't an improv group, they only did sketch. It was all pre-written. That's the thing, but improv groups are doing the same bullshit every week anyhow. But it's not real improv.

Half of them didn't come in and their reasoning was one of them had a fantasy baseball draft. A what? A fantasy baseball draft And then the other one had an acting class to go to yeah a couple acting classes one guy was too tired What's up with the disrespect on that? The disrespect is fucking insane. Well, because i'm half-thespian You guys don't know this. I don't I know all about it. I like we did hear about it in the episode We heard about it like acting and i've been in their world so I know their world about it in the episode we heard about it and I've been in their world so I know their world so I kind of get it I know the stand-up world is people like

him you know they were disrespecting you they canceled half the team half the team canceled on you didn't even show up thank God oh my god the better half it was that lady's husband you know she, the better half. I thought it was messy. Yeah, it was that lady's husband, you know, she was funny. What was weird is that I wound up doing my character that I thought was gonna kill. Yeah.

Who really took a hot bomb. Oh yeah. That was a sock water. Oh yeah, I saw that. From Chelsea, Massachusetts. Hell, I like the mullet. I like... I've been trying to get that character

to go through 30 years. They kept telling him, they kept basically reenacting their sketches for, they'd go, and we have another sketch where, and then they would basically run through the entire thing and Bobby would go, that's funny. Every single time. You couldn't just talk to him. We can't laugh at a sketch being talked out. Get up and do it.

I know you're in an impossible position. But then you kept letting them do more. You kept letting them do more. Huh? You kept letting them do This reminds me of another sketch you went oh you have a sketch what is it? What is it? Why did you why didn't you take control and just I did take a try say give me another sketch What the fuck was the patreon like? Oh? The patreon was actually fun, right? I bet it was Oh, the Patreon was actually fun, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Patreon. I bet it was, dude. Patreon.com plus Robert Kelly. Patreon was a, they told a story that they didn't want to tell on the real podcast, but it was the best story they had. It was actually Patreon. It's weird that people get looser on the Patreon when they know it's not out there live. They really didn't.

That's when they started to say the C word. C word. Oh my God. The dirty, the dirty sketches. I want to stop you right here. Go ahead., oh my God. The dirty, the dirtiest sketches from fucking. Guys, I'm so sorry. This is what a fucking un fucking, he doesn't have a broadcast. You guys have literally started talking.

We hate the conversation. I'm listening. He looks down on me. We get camouflage. You guys are an old gay couple. That's crazy. That's so sweet. We are old.

We call each other after shows and talk on the way home from our shitty shows because we never made it like someone's friend and we're like, we talk like old hens for hours, for hours. And then at the end we always end it with the I hate you game. Hope you get raped by four you bangies. I said I hope you plow into the trees, into a little girl's house and you land on her naked. Then the parents come in and her father's a sheriff.

I go I hope when you get home, your wife is sleeping with the Golden State Warriors. I hope when you get home, your wife is sleeping with the Golden State Warriors. I hope that too. Dylan and I call each other all day, every day. This is 30 years in orbit. Yeah, we're on the phone. We're on the phone five, five, six hours a day. 30 years.

You guys are old. No, but how old are you? 25. Both of you? You fucking wish, dude. You old bat. Yeah, but here's the thing how old you how 67 well 60 yeah much that looks good that's great

all right you guys gonna look like shit when you're sick no he's not gonna make It's becoming an issue. I'm not Benjamin Button. I thought you had Pateria. I thought you had Ebola. I thought Pateria was your name. I think I'll age gracefully. You're not going to age, dude. You think I'm going to die? Why do you think I'm going to die? We found out the threshold. Look at your neck!

Look at your neck! What's up? Old guys. Look at your neck. That's crazy. Don't take that from him. You're fat and old. That's crazy. You're fat and old and Mexican. I'm not even old. You're Asian. I'm down. Baby Joey Diaz. That's great. Take it easy. Andrew Dice gay. That's my guy.

That's my guy. Andrew Dice gay. You cleaned up your boyfriend's letters? So yeah, he does this fucking show and we all made fun of him on the projector. And every time I see him, it takes him a minute to remember who I am and then his expression turns. But he doesn't know you were one of those people.

I just knew you were from Philly and I'm sure that you were on that show. Voss is not a good person, dude. What the hell? He's not, he's not. I don't know that to be true. I'm telling you, Tim, I do. I help people.

30 years. I do nice things. What? I do nice things. I help people. He knows how to get behind a cause. What did he, what did Bernard Getz say? Bernard Getz.

Yeah, look at those fucking Yeah, who's that again? I don't I didn't get that Lenny Bruce's open Guys, so this is tough. It will get good story. Oh, it's done. So uh This weekend I was working in a Louise hat whateverhow, so this guy comes to the show. He has a fucking bag full of gifts and shirts and seasoning from New Orleans and all this shit. And he has a book, he wrote a book.

I go, what's it about? He goes, you might know the story. My father, I was kidnapped and molested for like 10 days. And my father in the courthouse, pretending he was on the phone and murdered the guy that raped me. Do you remember that story? Yeah, I do vaguely. Yeah, the guy would be 10. He was on the phone. Yeah. Oh, that was like an airport or a bus terminal. I was outside the. There's a video of it.

Yeah. Yeah. So the guy that was raped and stuff. No kid came to the show and he kept, you know, he was a big Norton fan, of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So the guy that was raped and stuff, no kid came to the show and he kept, you know, he was a big Norton fan, of course. Isn't it bug you? I know. I know. He kept telling me Norton stories. I go, I don't give a fuck, but he came to two of my shows, but his dad and his dad got off his dad. He didn't get out. He fucking so did the guy who kidnapped him.

Like for 10 days. There you go. That was a great one. Is that it? Is that the story? That was a great, I, that was a good story. You had a good joke to add to it. See that. All right. Dude, where this side's carrying the whole fucking show. What the hell happened? I thought you were the famous one out of us Tim really lacklustre, but he did bring us back. He knows how to broadcast us We got sidetracked and he brought us back. Yo to the original story when you were swatting planes on the Empire State Did you ever see you'd be able to do why KW? No never I could I could hear it from the top of the tower Did you ever think you'd be able to do YKWD? No, never, I could hear it from the top of the tower.

That's it. Why would you call him a gorilla? He doesn't look like a gorilla. Look at his eyes. I wanna shoot a low thing. How does that look? You wanna come in my eyes? You just wanna come in his eyes?

Are you high? Are you high? No, of course not. No. You look fucked up. No, I'm not. You're not, for real? No, for real.

You're not high? No. You don't do drugs? I mean, I do drugs. I smoke weed and stuff, but I haven't in quite some time. In about an hour and a half. Yes, from before we left. You do edibles like meatloaf?

No. You eat meatloaf though, right? Oh, I'll eat meatloaf for you. You do eat edibles? Edibles or whatever. I have a weird metabolism. It's really slow. I don't know if you noticed.

I'll give you this one. Go ahead. Yeah, when you're going downhill. When you pick up speed. That's when it picks up. It's really slow. I don't know if you noticed. I'll give you this one. Go ahead. Yeah, when you're going downhill. When you pick up speed. That's when it picks up. Wow.

Are you from Philly too? Yeah. Thank God you had also one after that one, huh? This is a lot of the episode. Look it. Those guys were fine. Oh what? Every guy is doing Shane if they move their fucking hands. One fucking inch. Listen, a, every guy is doing Shane if they move their fucking hands one fucking inch. Listen, listen, a lot of guys are doing Shane.

Oh I do this, I'm Shane. That's crazy. You know what, when you do this you are. That's alright, don't worry. You're gay. It's gay. Alright, don't worry about it. Shane's great. Don't claim up now, you're winning right now. Fine. You're doing great. Don't go on tilt, motherfucker. I'm sorry, you weren't doing Shane. What'd you say? You weren't doing Shane. You're doing fine. You're doing great. Don't go on tilt, motherfucker. I think it's great. No, I'm sorry. You weren't doing Shane. What'd you say? You weren't doing Shane.

You were doing yourself. I was just trying to be me. You were doing Brian Regan doing Shane. I'll take that. I like Brian Regan. Yeah, just to be, last week was fine. You had the biggest joke last week. What was it? They were talking about the human condom thing. And you went, what, did a fucking poor come all over him after that? I got a big laugh in the car. And it's like, and you know, that wasn't that funny. But that tells you a lot about the episode.

Can I tell you what it was? There was two, like there were two girls there. And I didn't want to offend, you know what I mean? Because there, it's not. You sounded like a different guy. Yeah. I was. I think everybody has a different version of you.

If you sat down with Jerry Seinfeld, you'd be a little different. You sit down, not Jerry, say Steven Speerberg, Steven Seagal. If you sat down with Steven Seagal. Wait, was the girls hot in the improv group? I was hot in here. Yeah. Oh, they were cute. They were bigums. What's a bigum?

No, they were cute. I mean, look, I just, it was a different type of show. And like, I was trying to... Could you feel your, like, could you feel your pulse through your whole body as your scram things make it entertaining? I can talk to those people. I've talked to musicians. You ever talk to a musician? Same. Same type of thing.

Right. It's almost like talking to the Dutch. They don't get sarcasm. Did it take you back to your like, Dane and the Aristocats days or whatever? I'm sorry, it was Dane, it was Alan the monkey. Apparently they didn't listen well. These guys were monkeying around.

The Aristocrats. I never saw that movie, did you? I wish I had a video of me doing sketches. I think there is a video somewhere of me doing improv and sketches. I got to find it and release that to people so they can enjoy it. There was one they pulled out of me when we were doing freeze tags and stuff in Florida. Everything I said was racist. You're playing freeze tag. Well, it was free. It's an improv game. These are improv guys. I don't know if you knew. I couldn't tell by all the jewelry and the fact that he's got free cloth. Free. So it's on. Sorry. I'm ahead. This one. Matter of fact, I like you.

I'm going to let you wear the Rolex. Whoa. Is that a real one? Please stop. It's not. Stop. Kill yourself. I'm gonna let you wear the Rolex Is this diamonds yeah, yeah, it's no it's not you want to bet that's easy How much is something like this bracelet called? Sound gay Cause it's a bangle. Why does the word bracelet sound gay? Cause it's like, you usually get them as a gift from a husband that cheated on you. Well first off, we're all fucking twin bracelets on. He was fucking Liberace. I don't know. He said it off mic.

What was it? What'd he say? He was laughing. He goes, haha. 19,000. You paid 17 or 19,000. Are you fucking retarded? You put a lien on your house? That's crazy. That's just dumb.

Excuse me, bring her. Yeah, excuse me. You don't have a wife that makes more money than you. I make great money. Are you kidding me? You didn't say more. No. It's a livable wage.

I make great money. Are you OK? I do good! How much did you spend on the rubber bands? Priceless. Which one? You and Rich have these. I'll tell you what this is.

That black one means you suck big quick. You're absolutely right. Jay gave me this. This is Big Jay's Madonna bracelets that he has on his wrist. This, I had a red That's mouth stuff red VIP tag on, and some Asian lady came up to me at this VIP, and she goes, don't ever take that off. Money will come to you as long as you have this red

on your wrist. So I'm like, I left it on for like a year, because I was panicking because I'm a superstitious asshole, and then I was like, I gotta take this off, and then I got this, because I don't want it. Money started coming, and it hasn't stopped You know, I actually have which is gonna need that back What do you have this the AARP card

Jw card What was that I can't say I get so offensive I said Jew and you went He's offended. He's not offensive. My grandfather actually gave me this ring before he passed and it was actually kind of a sought after heirloom in my family here. I'm just I'm just. Yeah, dude. What the fucking prop? He really is an alternative prop act.

Guys, get it? Ehh. Whoa. Bunch of fucking hipsters went, fucking get him. I'm just kidding. This is beautiful stuff. I don't give a fuck what you did. Yeah, you, all right.

Well then fucking leave it at home and admire it. Don't wear it in front of me. Tim, that bracelet you do not like. I refuse to say. I think it's awesome. It's like, kind of, it's picking up. Here goes Tim with his opposite fucking day. It's crazy.

It stinks. Well, I can't imagine. It stinks! It's so shiny. It sucks! Are you crazy? I don't like the bracelet. Do you swim in that stuff?

I love the world. Are you going to get any charms on it? Swim. I got an ink-roud pool. What? My favorite piece of jewelry, the We Kill Jesus piece you got going on there. Hey, he was a little lippy. That's fair. What's the biggest that, Sarah? My favorite piece of jewelry the we killed Jesus piece you got That is a pretty big star of David I like guess what you're Jewish Of course you did where you guys pissed about having to wear that stuff? Yeah

They're cool as fuck though across is better than a star Dave no shot. Yeah way Yes Crosses you could put somebody on it so you can have more going with it. I mean he's not somebody he's the guy you know He was the son of the guy. He was the guy. He was the guy. One and the same, man. The son of God. God was the God. That was his kid. God sent his kid down to be the guy here. The God is three things. His Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. You would know that if you, you know... Didn't kill him.

Hey, if you got... I wasn't being raped. If you got the fuck to explain himself for two seconds, maybe you would have heard it. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe you would've understood. If I didn't see a dick coming through to the fucking glory hall, I mean the confession booth. Whatever.

You guys bite dicks off at the fucking baby. Yeah, yeah, you guys suck baby penises. Yeah, that's true. No, no, no. They just suck them up a little bit. They just suck them up a little bit. It's called Epstein Island, dude. At least he was making money.

Yeah. Oh. If it was O'Donald's Island, I'm just making money. Yeah. If it was O'Donnell's Island, I'd give you one. That's great. Did a rabbi suck your penis last week? You saw his card. I did

see his card that just has his phone number on the back of it. What's your coin? What's that? Oh, it's my 39 year piece. And if he, when he's wearing the jacket, jacket if he flips it if it's tails, he's gonna murder you Damn, no ridges on it. So he's already scraped some off They've been sticking that was the first one It's a lot of years congratulations, yeah, congratulations buddy You know, did you get those rings from a to

We stay winning on this side like they are the new Danny breath they're just They really can't look in the eye That's all it is, man. That's not all it is. Were your eyes snuck by a hornet's nest? No, I'm just a little sleepy. It's blowing, man. I'm a little sleepy. You were like that the last time. Was your tongue snuck snuck by a hornet's nest? I'm always a little bit sleepy.

That's all you got? That's all I needed, buddy. Real quick, I'm on your side. That was all right. That was pretty good. I mean, he said it really too eagerly with Buckring. Was your tongue snuck? I stumbled. He really stumbled on the asshole? Oh, I did stumble. pretty good I mean he said it really too eagerly with bug ring was your stumbled on the asshole yeah I did something you stumbled because it was good and he couldn't wait to get it yeah take a break fuck fuck I gotta defend my

friend he's fucking murdered right now he's gonna hide those big teeth with that fucking mustache try to get my car with with carriage. When you're building a dam. What's happening? Anyways. It's so good to be here Bobby. It's so good to be here. It's so good to have you. Let's go. This is what it's like to have fun on a podcast. I had a podcast last week. It was a different type of fun. The guy's just explaining Family Guy. Yeah. I was a little tough. I'm going a podcast. I know. I had a podcast week. It was a different type of fun. Guy's just explaining Family Guy. Yeah, yeah. Cutscenes to you. That was a little tough.

You guys are going, oh, that's just like Bob's Burgers. He remembers it. It's so funny to see the young, like, because I remember when we were the young guys, right? Just 30 years ago, when we were hanging out in front of Boston. Jesus was running the mic. These guys are so fucking into just being dicks and funny right now.

It's just good to see. They can't do it amongst their friends. They could do it with us, because they know we do that. Oh, their friends would cancel them. What do you mean? No, I don't think so. Our friends are retarded. You guys, if you're sitting, say, you and a bunch of,

you know, like, New Comics or Open Micers, started trashing each other, They wouldn't get mad. I mean, it's the same space. No, it's the same space. It's Philly. I don't think it's as big. No. Philly's rough.

Philly has some of that there, though. The comedies. Yeah, for sure. There's a lot of hipster shit in Philly. Yeah, definitely. You know what I mean? But then it's like, he said my friend. You know what I mean?

It's like, who are you hanging out with? We're not friends with those guys. Yeah, are you hanging out with those guys? You don't like those guys? I mean, probably for the most part now. I would say really Even Tim I I might be the last one I might be the one that stayed the longest all we're in Philly You should know who was Shane who else name the ones who love H Foley each fully left Kevin Ryan. They left they left on heart Those guys are glass I stayed year ago. Todd Glass.

I stayed forever. Todd Glass is from Philly? Yeah. No shit. We don't really count them. We don't claim Glass. You know how fucking funny he is? Yeah, I do.

Oh, I don't. He was a hard guy. Can I stop? He was trying to be funny too. I mean, if he's just answering honestly and dearingly, we'd have the same park as his last week He's a really funny guy. God. I loved I miss him. I miss Talk glass. I don't know. What are you a fucking owl?

He's gay not dead Who else you had Jimmy Schubert yeah, got my rare Got my rare. It was one of the best comics in the 80s, 90s. Still fucking funny as hell. Yeah. I watched him one night at Cowings, and I go, I'll never be as funny as him. I did The Good Boston Garden, 17,000 people. I went up and fucking annihilated.

I was like, holy shit. I walked off, kind of humbly bowed my head. He walked up, and he just goes, he goes, all right, give it up for him. You'll forget about him in two minutes. And he went up and just murder. Like I was I didn't even exist. I was just like, that's some shit right there. That was he's so good.

I mean, I did go ahead. I did see him bombing Philly, too. But what are you going to do? But also, too, when I first started, I probably like I was off. So it's like my second. What? Walking to the mic. God damn it.

$19,000. It was like my second year. Why don't you take a podcasting class? And I worked with Bill Hicks. I go, who's that? Bill Hicks. Yeah, you don't know Bill Hicks. Like from ESPN?

He was um, Roseanne's husband. He's the Insomniac guy. Oh husband. He's the insomniac guy. He's the insomniac guy. No, that guy's out front right now pacing. Um, I'm I Rara. He's uh, Man Show. Man Show. Man Show guy. Bill Hicks. Bill Hicks. We know Bill Hicks. You know Bill Hicks. You know, Fear Factor. Headliners are talking now. When they get in here, they'll take your phone. I'm probably your clue. I really don't like you just using his joke back on him. You fucking rookie.

Leave him alone. Come up against the toughest. Yeah, take an easy leather jacket. You got buck teeth. You got buck teeth. You got buck teeth. Leave him alone. Alright, sorry. Leave him alone before he bites you. He's looking at me. He wants him to come back so bad. I'm trying to figure out if your teeth are fake so I can say something about them.

No, they're not fake. They're implants. Yeah, I thought they are. He got a system. They're like his family. They're not fake. They're implants. Oh, gee. What am I thinking at? Yeah, I thought they are. They're like his family. They're not fake, they're imp... Oh, shit, what am I thinking at? Alright, let's...

This is fucking... Yeah, for real, let's figure this out. You work out... Where do you work out? At Brooklyn? Is that where you guys do it? No, they're all Philly guys. No, he's the last... He's moving to Austin, he's leaving these poor guys behind like an ass. He wants a better life.

First of all, Shane's out there. The show's out there. All his friends are out there. And he can go out there and his family can live a better life out in fucking Austin, get a nice house. Yeah, I have three kids. Three kids. He's got a beautiful wife.

Yeah. We've talked about them before. That's okay, though. Me and you. When? Some show Lewis is putting on. We had like a long conversation about it. We're going to be on the show.

We're going to be on the show. We're going to be on the show. We're going to be on the show. We're going to be on the show. We're going to be on the show. We're going to be on the show. We're going to be on the show. We're going to be on the show. Yeah, I have three kids three kids got a beautiful wife. Yeah, we've talked about them before that's okay. I mean you Some show Lewis was putting on we had like a long conversation about our families and stuff. It was really nice CK No Gomez. Where was it? I don't remember it doesn't matter. How old are your kids? 17

Great seeing you again We don't know yet if she, Rich, you're so far away from the mic. We don't know yet, Brown University. You gotta talk in the mic. How about you're a pro, headliner. I'm not, because I don't care about this like you. Headliner that can't hear you. Listen to me, I know, he knows.

Bobby, the man life of business. I'm not talking about my show. He's talking than you. Bobby, you're bigger than me. He's the man life for the business. What the hell? I'm not talking about my show. He's talking about in general all of this. Never. 17? Yeah. Wow. I know, right?

My daughter wants to go to fucking Pitt and she's been accepted to UConn, Rutgers, Delaware, what do you call it, Penn State. She wants to go to fucking Pitt. What's Pitt? Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh. Why is she what's wrong with pit? I don't it's not I don't like the town. I don't like the city. It's too you don't want to for a kid for a kid too many girls.

You know, there is a lot of hills. And I know about your hips and your knees. But then again, then again, the level ground is a hill to you. He called you fat. What else is new? You're the fattest person on the podcast. Yeah, right. You are now. Are you? You are.

What are you pushing? I'm only 225. Bullshit. Bullshit. Is there a scale in the building? Yes, there is. 225. Let's see it.

Let's break it out. Danny, get the scale. Hang on one second though. But I also have something that you're lacking. Muscle. No. It's like... Where do you keep that?

In your trunk? Yeah, he was at have something that you're lacking, muscle. No. Where do you keep that, in your trunk? Yeah, he was at my house, he looked at me. Let me squeeze that mushy fucking thing. This better be good. Oh, look at that. Oh man. Gravy just came out.

I'm all legs, I'm a leg guy. Why, I smell eggs out there. You gotta carry the rest of you. Fucking buffet molester You're literally Jewish You're gonna carry it from the river to the sea Well, do me a favor. Can you not get him started on this? Because we're going down a path we're not going to come back. I just think Palestinians have got such a bad rap.

What do you think? Listen to your fucking dirty owl shirt. It's tie dye. You have bad eyes. It's not tie dye. It's stupid owls you ironic. That was one owl before he put it on. God damn it. Anyways. Your owls have stretch marks. No, no, no. All right, you know what, let's, we're being mean. Yeah.

Hey, so where do you work? You chew that now? Shut up. What the fuck is wrong with you? You chew gum! Yeah, but I don't vape. You chew, you eat gum. You eat gum.

You eat gum. You eat gum. You eat gum. You eat gum. You eat gum. You eat gum. You eat gum. You eat gum.

You eat gum. You eat gum. You eat gum. You eat gum. You eat gum. You eat gum. You eat gum? You chew that now? Shut up. What the fuck is wrong with you? You chew gum? Yeah, but I don't fake. You chew, you eat pussy with Nicaragum in your mouth. No, that was a while ago. I haven't eaten pussy in so long.

Sometimes I just pluck a hair and put it on my tongue. So I go like. You don't have sex anymore? Oh, please. Tim, you're still having sex with your wife, right? She's your wife, right? Yeah. God, she is open more than I am.

The best ever. So it's the best in the world. You're lying. Rich, you've got to get some of that. What? Get some of that. What's her name? Yeah.

Long time. Wouldn't you like to find it? Is she Asian? No. Long time? What's her name? Oh, husband. She's Officer Joe. What site do you find her on? It's like a mail order bride thing. He opened his eyes! What's that? It's a bell. No fucking shit Dickhead. Don't get mad you fucking sissy. You keep making fun of my best friend I hate it. My best friend? You're too old to have best friends.

Oh yeah, you guys have best friends? You guys fucking gay? I don't even like him. That's what every best friend says. I don't want him in my life. You're stupid. You have matching watches on. You guys are the best of friends. Oh yeah you do. Did you just call him a cantaloupe? Cantaloupe.

Oh. Oh. But he has a cantaloupe. It didn't make sense either way. I thought you called him a cantaloupe. Like, what the fuck is that? He's like, look at him. He looks like a cantaloupe?

No, he looks like a cantaloupe. He doesn't look like a cantaloupe. He looks like Bob O'Gough. I really wish you guys would stop making fun of my employees like this. Mr. Pansino Head? They're only gonna employees for a couple of weeks. Weezy?

What the hell? That's crazy. I like how Rich wouldn't get on microphone and then he put in a fucking piece of gum. Just to let you guys know that he hates podcasting. What did he say? I didn't listen. Don't worry about it. I'll tell you when you're older. You're still eight out of 10.

Not bad. That's good. Good numbers. Why are you all Notre Dame? Did you go to Notre Dame? No, I just didn't go to college Neither did I but are you a big Notre Dame fan? Yeah, here it comes. They got fucking Killed by Ohio State killed. Oh who cares? I know Sports we just sorry

That's the headliner I can't that's crazy I Hate rather talk about sketch comedy. I'll poke you after. You know what? That's the headliner. I can't. That's crazy. I hate sports talk too and I hate people that get mad at you because you don't know the fucking new batter or whatever the fuck. God damn it. You stupid little pit thing. I'm going to work a fucking bell.

That would have been funny. Why don't you use your teeth? Rich laughed. Rich laughed and it didn't even ring. Why don't you use your teeth next time? Go ahead. Put a hole in the desk. Hey McGarrett. It didn't even ring. Why don't you use your teeth next time? Go ahead.

He'll put a hole in the desk. Hey, McGarrett. What? These fucking references. That's crazy. Shut up. Yeah, I hate it. It's almost like you can't enjoy a sports team unless you know...

Unless you know everything about eating why don't you like sports I like sports it's not for podcasting I don't you like sports? I like sports. It's not for podcasting. Look, there's people slaving away at their desks watching this shit. Tim, that's my camera. Your camera's right there. Oh. Yeah, it's probably looking at you though. Hey, it's me, Tim.

Who's slaving away at your desk? The fucking people that consume this shit. Stop saying consume. Fucking asshole. Like you're on the inside of the biz. It consume. There's only eight people watching. Listen, this is doing nothing for anybody on this show.

This wasn't last week, Bobby. There's more than eight people this time. Fuck it. We had a good show. No, you didn't, Bobby. You did it. You did it. It's fine.

And that's okay. You can have an off week. Where's my friend? I feel bad. It was different. Checking life alert? Fucking Danny. Danny's okay. You can have an off week. Where's my friend? I feel bad. It was different. Checking life alert? Fucking Danny. It's Danny's fault. Why was it Danny? One of the top comics was I Mostly Blame Danny.

It seems like it's your fault though. Yeah. It's his fault. He books the show. I know you don't read the online stuff, but did you read the comments about the episode? I don't read any comments. I don't have... I stuff, but did you read the comments about the episode? I don't read any comments. I just I don't have I'm too sensitive to read things I just have my I'm too mental That's what I wanted to know not yet. Not yet. Maybe at the end you can read it

Patreon? Patreon you can read We have questions for you In the Patreon you can have questions for me Yeah, I know I can't do that. I have too much, I don't know what the fuck it is. I'm connected to too much shit to read comments. I don't do it. For the love of God.

What's up with you, Rich? What are you up to? Passes bedtime. I know. I'm trying to get you back in here. No, I just this whole fucking rant about it. I don't listen to comments and all that. He's so full of shit.

I don't. You know that. He's bibbing. You think I look at comments? You know I don't. How about the guy you had a fight with last week? That was one. That's one. You got a point?

I don't fight. You fought with a comment guy. I don't fight with him. Okay, her. I fight with him. I fought. I just said I hope his dog dies. And then he told me it was a service dog. I go your service dogs gay

You're gay for having one and they sent me a picture of a marine with his dog I go yeah, but that's a man with a cool dog your dog's gay He was so mad, but I'm like dude you call me fat and stupid and a liar But I went back and I'm just kind of, I thought we'd go back and forth. But then he was like, I really need my service dog. I'm like, all right, fuck off. Did he sound like that too? In my brain he did.

That's the one he definitely needed. If the service dog dies, he's not going to be able to, he's blind. He can't put it in his mouth. He was typing with Rich's mouth. But then he would go, then he would, we'd kind of work it out. I'd be like, listen dude, you fucking being a dick.

I was a dick back. I thought you would appreciate it. And then he was like, no, blah, I'm a big fan. I'm like, all right, cool. But then he would come back and say another mean thing to me in the middle of it. Then he was lying dick back. I thought you would appreciate and then he was like no, but I'm a big fan I'm like, all right, cool But then he would come back and say another mean thing to me in the middle of it Then he was lying about stuff because I never said that I was a copied and pasted go it's right here He was I didn't mean it that way. How do you not mean fat fuck die? I mean crazy You can't be fighting with these guys. You're you're well above this. Well, I don't do it

I mean, you're almost a headline Danny doesn't my social media. He does Well Danny's crazy doing your social media is gotta be like being like an African Facebook moderator and just the horrors keep you up at night Yeah, he didn't have autism before he started Now we can't look anybody in the eye Once again today, Bobby. Wow. You must be doing a great job. I apologize.

Take control. What? Take control. I ain't having a good time, you fucking loser. This was talking on the microphone, piece of shit. God damn it, I hate it. He looks like Kathleen Bates. piece of shit. Look at him and I hate it.

He looks like Kathleen Bates. Now or during the misery. Misery. Who the fuck? Me. Yeah. No, you're talking about me. Yeah. I mean, that was up in the air for both of you, though. Yeah.

I like that you called her Kathleen Bates. Kathy Bates. Kathleen's her real name. Yeah, but I mean, your friend. Your friends. Your friends. I wish. Of which one? She's a real name. I get it by me. Your friend, your friends. Your friends. I wish. Of which one of it?

She's a fantastic actress. Or actor, if you're supposed to say. So were the four people that were home last week. Apparently. Listen, I mean, guys. That was misery. It was different. That's why Bobby sat here.

They broke Bobby's fucking legs so he couldn't move. I was wondering why you were still in the podcast that whole time. These fucking Philly guys are just mean. You're a mean bunch. You told us that Philly comics were all fucking hipsters and stuff. I didn't say that. I know, Rich did say that. No, I didn't say all. I said there's hipsters everywhere.

And we asked if you hang out. True. That's Rich's nurse. Come to take you home. Comedy hot. I'll get it. That's Rich's nurse. I'm going to take you home. Comedy hotline. Comedy hotline. What's really up? What's going on?

You guys, for real, I'm not being. Do you do stand up in clubs? Is that what you do? No. No. For real, you don't? Or do you? No.

There's one club. There's two clubs in Philly. I don't do stand up. What do you do to make money? I have regular jobs and stuff. I sell paintings. I'm a do stand-up. What do you do to make money? Uh, I have like regular jobs and stuff I sell paintings. I'm a painter. No like what kind Hey, dude, I'm here last week. We're rehearsing next door listening to your podcast

You're gonna talk shit about me a week after I come on buddy. Chill out man Just come over here. Just chill out. Come here. Come here. Come here. Just come in chill out relax relax I'm not trying to, no, dude, just relax. Dude, have a little bit of respect, bro. We're an upcoming sketch comedy group. Have a little bit of respect. We're having, I said, it's not me. I was saying that you guys are one of these big guys here.

Am I one of these known comedians or you're gonna shit on me in my group? They're not known either. I was not shitting on you. We just, I said that it was a different type of podcast. That's all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, is he talking about Dane Cook, this whole podcast too? Yeah. Kind of of podcast. That's all I Yeah kind of yeah

Right Is this a bit But I'm not trying to embarrass you at all I didn't know you were listening I apologize are you cool Buddy chill out. Why don't you sit down and relax? Why don't you stay on? Why don't you sit? Grab my chair.

Why don't you sit down? Oh, this is a big boy podcast? I can join here now? Cool, awesome. Well, I don't know if it's big boy. I'm kind of old. This is uncomfortable for me. Bobby, this is a little theatrical.

Are you serious? Are you doing this for real? Am I fucking doing this? Yeah. Buddy, I'm not doing anything, but I'm just saying dude. We were just joking with comics busting balls. That's it Yeah last week was a little different from my fan base. That's it. They were a little It's just do me they used to comedians. That's it. I'm not trying to bust. I you guys are fucking great. You're fine Fucking boss speaker put a speaker Boss great you're fine speaker speaker boss

you're gonna fucking leave me here yeah Yeah, it's on the right side. What the fuck? Will you shut the fuck up? Hey, hey, fuck. Rich, put it on speaker. See, Alice is for daily use. He needs to take it every day. I told you I was waiting on a friend. Whatever, you're alive on a show! I'm getting fucking yelled at by last week's guest! I'm his fucking not Thomas!

Him in high! Look at that! All right? Buddy, can I just say something? Do you have any toothpaste? I just say something motherfucker. April Fools! Fuck you Danny!

Fuck you Danny! Danny wasn't in it? Hell yeah! That's gonna be an incredible game. Were you actually the guest last week? Oh Did you buy it Danny did you leave? Danny come out here Danny! Danny come out here! Danny did you buy it? Did you? Did you give you a heart attack?

You thought that was for real? Were you freaking out? Were you freaking out? Were you freaking out? Hey Bobby! His glasses are fogged up! We're inside! His glasses are fogged up! We're inside! His glasses are fogged up! Holy fuck. Wow. You open for him and disrespected him like that? That's crazy.

That acting lesson paid off. Yeah! I was like storming around the block a few times. That was great. Buddy. I would have paid a million dollars for you to like take it too far and hit one time All right, Bobby, why don't you just say the lines faster he's kind of taken away from it I want the policy I was like I was right there I thought he was gonna hit you because I thought he was I'm being completely honest Because you went like that. I thought he was going to. I'm being completely honest, because I was closest. The hands did go like this.

Because I was like, is this guy going to hit fucking Bobby Kelly? I would have been dumb, because. Then I remember he was like an improv guy. And I was like, that's not going to happen. Buddy, that was so good. That was great. This got to be a bit. Just a little bit.

I mean, I'm like, no. I'm like, no. I'm trying to keep. I'm trying not to laugh. I didn't even think it was April. This gotta be a bit I forgot it was April fool. Why are you doing improv? It's everything is scripted You know what I was gonna say was last week if it felt like you were angling for an invite into a sketch the whole time Yeah, and this was it. This was the whole this was the whole plan. You wanted to work. I This going on the real by the way Bobby told me to make funny a lot To know that know that Danny was panicking behind this fucking photo. You can see it, he's perspiring. Danny was shaking.

Danny was like, and then he goes, Danny, is that the way you fucking treat me? Ah, ah, it makes me so happy that this worked out. I called him today, I go, listen, I got this bit. It's all set up, ready to go. You gotta come in, you gotta come in, ha! You gotta ha. You planned this?

Yeah! Where the fuck have you been, Rich? I'm live, I'm live rich that's his hearing aid Bobby it's a mitzvah you think you didn't know by yourself what do you think we just made it just made up quick I thought you first of all I thought he was serious when we said April Fool's at the same time, Danny, that didn't tip you off I was in on it? He still thinks it's going. Let's ride with it. Really cool to Bobby, really fast.

I still want him to hit you. Wait, you're Jewish? I am, I am. Oh, now I'm mid. Yeah. I wouldn't hit that. I think he would take me. No.

No. You hit him. No, you're fucking not going to walk through Bobby. I'll fight everybody except him. Why him? Where's that scale? He's actually, you think I'd say that if that is a scale? Are you an MMA guy?

Yeah, I still want to weigh you too. You really want to know how much I weigh? I weigh 230. That's exactly how much I weigh. I'm going to play that number. If you're lying about 5 pounds, you're lying about 20. I weigh 230, but that's muscle. I'm gonna play that number. If you're lying about five pounds, you're lying about 20. I weigh 230, but that's muscle. I'm gonna play that.

Sure. Dude, come here, feel this. You tell me that's not fucking muscle. That's fucking serious. You feel that. Pretty strong. Pretty strong? What are you fucking out of your mind?

Look at that. Feel this. Feel his tits. Yeah, you have tits. You have tits. Sit down over here, you know Ricky? What the fuck, dude? Oh, shit. Are we pulling another one?

Is this a double April Fools? They're going to be yelling at me? Why are you bringing the mob in here? Why is the Jewish mob in here? Why did you bring you? Why is your AA meeting in here? What's going on? You can't invite guests. What are you talking? You got to ask. No offense, guys.

You got to listen. Seriously, no offense. You got to ask. I can't take either. What are you talking? You gotta ask. No offense, guys. You gotta ask. Listen, seriously, no offense. You gotta ask. I can't take either one of these guys. You gotta ask. You can't just be like, come up. Oh, fuck. What? I gotta call somebody else, tell them not to come up.

No. I can act too, huh? Oh, man, that made me happy. That was really great. That was really good. You guys missed it. You guys missed it. We just pulled a great April Fool's joke.

What's your name, buddy? What is it? Frank? Okay. Frank doesn't really have a good sense of humor. I know Richie. He used to run the comedy store. The comedy store.

Yeah. But here's the thing. I fucking hook up with him. I'm so excited. Come on. Bobby's gay. How was that? No, not hook up sexually. So that would suck because I would definitely up with him. I'm so excited. Come on, Bobby's gay. How was that? No, not hook up sexually.

Yeah, okay. So that would suck, because I would definitely be the bottom. He's at the, the last time I was at the store, I had a blast, went up, he's like, yeah, anytime you hear call me, I was like, fucking finally at the store, I'm in. And then I'm like, where's Richie?

He's going, oh, he left, he's gone. He took off. So he's at another place. Where you at now, buddy? From the Kugabara Lodge. Kugabara. We did your show there on Netflix. Yeah, Kugabara, he's gone. He took off. So he's at another place. Where you at now, buddy? We're at the Cougar Barrel. Cougar Barrel. Your shows are on Netflix. Yeah, Cougar Barrel, we did our show there on Netflix.

Cool, it's a cool spot. Where is it? It's down by, yeah, by the Kodak Center. Oh, in LA. Yeah, yeah, by the Doby. Isn't that the Kodak Center? It's called Doby. Oh, Doby Theater.

When I wrote on the Oscars twice, I was there. Is that BC for you before cake You're fucking mad at me, Bob. You're not. Take your shirt off, you fucking. Both of you. What do you keep doing this for? Let's do it.

Take your shirt off. No, I'm not doing it. Come on. I'll milk both of you. You do it. Shirt off? No, I'm not taking my shirt off. My shit is.

That spank's on all the way up? Real quick. So sketches. Please. He came in hot. This dude came in hot. I thought Bobby was trashing them from last week. They were... I really wasn't. I was sticking up.

No, he was not trashing. Wait, for the record, for the record, I could not hear. He told me what time to come in. I wasn't actually listening. Give me a fair break. Was anything said? No. Don't listen to this part. It's actually funny. It was weird because when he came in, man, I was like, we didn't

even talk about you. He's like, I'm listening to me. Who the fuck is this guy talking about? Who the fuck like, we didn't even talk about you. Who's this guy so mad about? Who the fuck are you looking at? These guys? They were like this. I thought you'd be like, shut the fuck up, sit down. You guys were like, huh? You thought I was going to be like, I never met this guy in my fucking life?

This is a stranger. These guys clammed up quick. I also didn't want him to sit down, to be honest. As a sketch group, seriously, where do you plan to go with it? Like, what are the plans? Like, what are the plans? Like, what are the plans? Like, what are the plans?

Like, what are the plans? Like, what are the plans? Like, what are the plans? Like, what are the plans? Like, what are the plans? Like, what are the plans? Like, what are the plans? Like, what are the plans? Like, what are the plans? Like, what are the plans? quick. I also didn't want him to sit down to be honest. As a sketch group seriously where do you plan to go with it? Like what did I mean what's the plans to like I oh it's all one last week's episode. Break off an act because you can act obviously. It would

be like a tour or a special. What's that? A tour or a special. Oh, okay. He heard Torah. A Torah, we would open the Torah and have like a group bar mitzvah. Oh, this guy, his play on words are so good. It's unbelievable the way you just have nothing. You can look. What are you doing? He did the play on words. I know, but why you comp, just laugh at it. Wait, what is it when ten Jews are in a room? It's a- It's a nightmare for me. You know what the name is when ten Jews are in a room. What's it called?

I can't remember. It's after- The law office? B&H photos. It's after a death. Somebody's got another one. A minion. A minion, yes.

Bobby Penn and I are playing together. It's called a minion. So, but what does that mean? Like, where's- Not to be confused with the little yellow guys. What is it? Minion a minion So what does that mean like where's not to be confused the little yellow guys what oh Yes, sketch is easier than a stand-up. I guess This wound up being a great one, this is a good one when you were on Alan the Chunkies, did you tour around like those guys? Producers didn't like that. And it's about time Danny got a laugh at your expense. It really bothers me that Danny loved that one. Danny's not going to like you. Alan the Chunkies would have been a better name by the way. Would have been more accurate.

Okay. All right. Listen, great fucking thank you for coming on. What is your show you guys are plugging now that you have to do something else because he's leaving you. Oh please. What is it? Two-Eyed Dog is the YouTube. The show is called Noah's Paint, so if you look that up,

and then our Patreon is Two-Eyed Dog Comedy on Patreon. Make sure you check these guys out. Funny fucking hilarious young bucks from Philly. And you're going to Austin soon. I'm going to Austin soon. You buying a house? I'm gonna rent. Why?

It doesn't have $19,000 on it's fucking arrester. Yeah. Sorry, I'm a big act. It's true. And you're not gonna over-perform with that attitude. Yeah. Nah, Rich loves me the whole time. Me and Rich are having a lot of fun the whole time.

I like the guy. I'm gonna call later. This cocks, who does he think he is? No, I don't. No, I. I like the guy. I'm going to call later. Who does he think he is? What the fuck? I'm Rich Voss. I don't even fucking know this guy. These two remind me of, remember the Bugs Buddy cartoon when they were stuck on an island and the fat one didn't see anyone?

There's going to be another tooth bit. He looked like a drumstick and he looked like a hot dog. We're going to have a rabbit. Tim, your podcast. Watch Tim Butterly's show. Actually, just subscribe to my YouTube channel. It's Tim Butterly. I have a podcast called Tim Butterly's Show.

I have a series called Metal Girl Solid where I make my wife play old, hard video games and Twitch and stuff like that. It's just at Tim Butterly on everything. Come see me on the road. I'm doing four stops in Ontario this weekend. I'm going to be in South Bend, Indiana next weekend. TimButterly.com for tickets. That's it.

When are you, are you doing your own tour? Yeah, I'm booking whatever one-nighters people can spare for me and as soon as maybe 15 or 20 more headliners die or get canceled, I think these are really gonna take off. You're the next one that's taking off, dude. I think you're the next motherfucker that's gonna pop. God, I hope so.

That's him. 100%, he's the next one that's gonna pop. He is, he's the next star. All right, you can tell he's funny. Yeah, he's very funny, one of the funniest. One of my favorite people. Is he? Yeah, he is, nice guy.

We've become very close, very fast. Thank you very much. Thank you for having me and my sweet boys on your show. I fucking love you guys, it's great time. Thank you so much. Thank you for having me and my sweet boys on your show. I fucking love you guys. Great time. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Plugs last name should be Butterball. Her last name should be Mean Old Man. Thank you. Thank you, Brian.

What is... Give your thing again. At I mostly blame myself on all socials. Well, I blame Danny. The thing is, I mostly blame Danny. all socials. All right, well I blame Danny. The thing is, I mostly blame Danny. I blame your dad. And of course, check out Rich Voss. You still have a new podcast with Bob? No, we quit that.

I'm done with podcasts. My special is on Amazon. Rich Voss Anonymous this week. Is this coming out this week? Yes, it's coming out Sunday, but it's out now. Oh no, then next week I'll be in Boca and then in Tampa. All right, well check coming out Sunday, but it's out now. Oh, no, then next week I'll be at Imboka and then in Tampa. All right, well, check me out in Nashville. I'm doing one show at 7 o'clock on Wednesday at Zany's.

And then I'm, uh... Why does it smell like incense in here? Because he's smoking a vape. Oh. And then I'm going to, uh... Gay. I'm going to be in the mothership. Then I'm going on the cruise,

but if you know who's going on the cruise. What cruise? I'm going on the Calder Cruise. I'll be on there for five days. Then I'm going to be in the mothership. Then I'm going on the cruise, but if you know who's going on the cruise. I'm going on the Calder cruise. I'll be on there for five days. Then I'm going to the mothership, the 18th and 19th, which I'm excited about. And at Charlotte, North Carolina. Love the mothership.

You're in the fat 10. Are you going to be? Are you going to be? I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. Virtually does the little boy. Can I say something?

Danny just did that extra, because he hates me. That was. That was. Danny knows that I'm a producer. That's why he's all over my head. He's still coming down from the adrenaline right now. I say something Danny just did that extra because he hates me Coming down from the adrenaline And make sure you check out Friday night people watching live Friday night punch up dot live I'm airing my special go get the app will you get your apps on your iPhone or Android you can watch my what? Yeah, but this patreon, right special? Can you fire this guy, dude? I can't. I can't. You want him from the underground? Believe me, I want to, but I can't.

Shut up. Live from the Village on a Gun, the first special I've ever shot at the Comedy Sala. I had it on...it was on Amazon, hidden away. I got it back. It's going on PunchUp.Live, and we're going to air it live, 8 o'clock. Get the app. You can cast it right to your TV or watch it right on the app. Punchup.live app. Make sure you download it. And that's it. And we'll see you guys next week. We're going to Patreon right now. I'm not doing that. Danny, what do you got? All right. Skip their plug. Go check out Danny. Check out Joe's Cheese Show, check out Zach. I don't know who Zach is, but he's here every week. He showed up one week, I don't know the fucking. No, he's good.

And make sure you subscribe to the Patreon and subscribe to the YouTube page. We'll see you next week. You know what, dude?