Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - YKWD #583 | Yamaneika Saunders, Kerryn Feehan, & Dru Montana

Episode Date: April 20, 2025

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Yeah, baby, we're starting the podcast right now. We're back. You know what, dude? Live. Welcome, everybody to the show. YKWD. I started a social media podcast. The YKWD podcast. YKWD is back again. Old school, back in the day where it all started before them all. YKWD.

This podcast is so fun and crazy. It has no rules. God, how are you ruining this? Where podcast is so fun and crazy. It has no rules. God, help, you're ruining this. Where's the bomb, Dan? I'm out. I'm sorry. It's a comedy podcast. This isn't NPR.

That's what this podcast does. Is there any better show? This is the original. The original. The original. What's up, everybody? I can't speak, you fucking motherfucker. Don't tell me I did anything. What's up everybody? I can't speak you fucking motherfucker. Don't tell me I did anything.

What's up everybody? It's Robert Kelly. We're back YKWD above the Comedy Cellar at the Comedy Cellar Studios. We have a great show for tonight. It's going to be a crazy one. Some of my favorite people on here and then there's somebody I like. That's got to be one of your favorites motherfucker. It's definitely not me. No, somebody I like. So. That's gotta be one of your favorites, motherfucker. It's definitely not me.

No, well I like you. Oh, alright, thank you. But these two are my favorites. Danny, who do we got on the show? We have Karen Feehan, Yama Nika Saunders, and Drew Montana. That's how I know you don't like me, because you would have introduced us all if you knew my name. I always have him do it because he's uncomfortable. Okay. Yeah His voice didn't crash. He's earned to be uncomfortable the way they can't get their shit together today

I'm disappointed in all the white people. Listen, what are you doing? You're on your phone I'm trying to save this video. Listen, one of my earpieces is dead on the side Tell me when it's good. Is it good? Is it good? I'm good. Is that good? I've been, I've been good. This is better. All right. Now listen, I can't stand you. Why you fucking love me. I love you so much. You love me. Now listen to me.

Last time I saw you, you were fucking, you lost a lot of weight. Baby. How much weight you lose? Baby. I started my journey at 318 up in the pandemic. 313. I'm sorry. It was 313 in the pandemic.

Yeah. I always thought you were a little bit of a jerk. I always thought you were a little bit of a jerk. I always thought you were a little bit of a jerk. I always thought you were a little bit of a jerk. I always thought you were a little bit of a jerk. I always thought you were a little bit of a jerk. I always thought you were a little bit of a jerk. I always thought you were a little bit of a jerk. I always thought you were a little bit of a jerk. I always thought you were a little bit weight. Baby. How much weight you lose? Baby, I started my journey at 318 up in the pandemic. 313, I'm sorry, it was 313 in the pandemic.

I always swim around 298. Swim? Like, that's when my body... Metaphorically. Like a woman has a body weight that'll stay, so it's always 298. Then I was getting down to 289, I thought I was doing something, nothing. I've been between 289 and 298. Today I stand before you.

I am 220. Wow. Wow. That's great. Woo! That's two of Karen's. I know, I still got the, you know what I mean, like the journey.

The body composition is what we need to talk about. What the fuck is that? That's like the shape. Stop using big words. It's like composition. I know you're trying to impress Yabuniga with your feminine shit. Body. It's the spirit of love, mind. Divine feminine life. What did you say before?

The divine feminine. Yeah. That made me want to throw this bottle out of my head. That's because you're white men. Black men understand. And that's what we were talking about. I said, you know, you've had a few, maybe a few black dicks. I know you don't want to hear that. I'm telling you, that's a benefit for you. I've come to peace with it.

I want to hear it. No, the benefit is this. I want to see it. I want to think about it. And let me say what I want. I don't mind taking a trip down memory lane. Let me be very clear about what I'm about to say, okay? I have to give a disclaimer,

because people are always like, you don't like black men, that is not true. I love black men. I love everything about black men. Their skin, their hair, everything, their lip, nothing is more attractive. You're making Karen horny again. To me, than a black man.

Maybe that's why you like me, because I have black man stuff. You know, don't do that to black men. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, it's not about, let me be very clear about black men, because a lot of times people try to act like this. They've had enough. There's an aggression. Hold on, I want, seriously, let me be very clear about black men, because a lot of times people try to act like this. They've had enough. There's an aggression. Hold on, I want, seriously.

I'm the only one listening. Okay. You're not listening, you're saying something. A lot of times people misinterpret their strength and they'll call it aggression, it's not. Black men, if they know how to stand in their power, they are very powerful, okay? And I like a man with power and knows how to execute it.

Shut the fuck up. What I'm saying is, no, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's beautiful. Shut your you, shut your face. Seriously bitch. Bitch, I'm telling you right now. You had a few fetuses, right? Do you want to talk about them? Sure, why not?

I'm going to live with that. We got soft lips, man. We got good lips. Oh, I just. We got good lips, right? That was a magnetic kiss. Can I be a Gu-marrn or whatever this is? A Gu-marr.

A concubine? You want to be Bobby's other woman? The other woman? And I'll be quiet as hell. Where are A cumcubine? You wanna be Bobby's other woman? The other woman? And I'll be quiet as well. Where you gonna live? You gonna live where you're living? You need to move up to where I'm at.

She doesn't need you to house her. Why don't you back up? You got a boy. Stop fucking with my side pussy. I don't know, like, how close do you need me to be? I know you live in the wilderness and shit. You know what I'm saying? So you know.

I want you down here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you want me down? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want my city puss. Oh, yeah, and I'll stay right here. Yeah, all right, good. But I want you in the city. I want, where do you live?. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you want me to? Yeah. Yeah. I want my city puss Oh, yeah, and I'll stay right here. Yeah. All right I want you in the city. I want where do you live? Oh, you're Harlem. You can get the Harlem Oh, you're waiting. No, I like it because a little dangerous going up to visit you No, no, no, no, it's a place trust me stop spending my money

Her money, that's my job. I have a place for him to fuck me. What y'all think I'm homeless? No House can't say homeless no more. Unhoused. You're unhoused. It sound like homeless to me, but whatever. Y'all think you're very housed. So if I say unhoused now, does that mean you get a house? Right, whatever we need to say to get you niggas a house,

let's say it. Unhoused, housed, homeless. I ain't getting you a house, but I'll definitely, I'm gonna throw you some cash. Nigga, I got a one. Oh, yeah, that's what I get. I'll give you a little cash. Yeah, I'll definitely like I'm gonna throw you some cash How much cash you give him

My allowance got cut recently but I'll give you my way back into it. What are you making 350 a week now? That'd be nice. We do 350 All the expenses what what it look at him yes, what a shirt from fucking goodwill He didn't buy me the shirt and these sweatpants He's 11 years Those sneakers again she got me that That's disgusting. Y'all bring up those sneakers again. She got me that. Look at these.

You picked those out. No, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. You picked them out. Why you want little kids, Naggies? No, no, no, no, no. They were free. You have to stop this.

Let me tell you something. This is going to end in disaster. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no, because let me tell you something. It almost has many times. I love it because you know a woman in her prime is in her 40s, right? And a pussy is marinated like brisket, right?

And she's just ready to lay with two balls like five. Yo, look at me. But you got like five years, then it dies. No, nigga, please! What'd you say? You heard me. My pussy is never like, unless I'm- How old are you?

I'm 46. Nigga, the way I be fucking niggas right now is- Yeah, but you got a whole new vagina. No, it's, I am way more flexible. Yeah. Right, right, right? But I think- I see you a little mushing your butt around like this.

Crossing your legs with the pussy. But you know what, it was a little, like when you would get in it, when I was a bigger girl, you would get in it, and it was so tight because it was locked in. Because you had to get to it. There was a lot of stuff around it. Not even stuff.

It's like when you get in it, the suction on a big girl's vagina, because it's already kind of tight You know cuz all the meat and shit is you know I mean like yeah, yeah It's uh, you know it would be better. I would always see like when the guys they they would cuz they were fair Like I'm not going anywhere right and they were they was tucked in cuz they were on the bottom. Yeah Here's the best you got him scared to laugh, this little motherfucker. No, laugh at this.

The best position to have sex with a big girl, especially like when I, you know, with my ass and everything. Can I guess? Yeah. From behind. On your- And? God damn it.

On your back with your legs out. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta get that, because I'm a chubby, I used to be a chubby motherfucker too. Yeah. And the best way to have sex with me was when I stomped my back so my chub could flatten out a little bit and you get full dick.

Yes. How do two like really fat people have sex? I've always wondered that. You need a smaller person to help. And a lot of conversation, right? We gotta go in with a game plan, like a football. This is a super fun stuff. You hold this, I'll hold that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hungry. You push this, get this suction cup, stick a dick. You get it in, ah, yeah, I'll let you come in first. You, me, OK, I'll hold it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hungry. You push this, get this suction cup, stick it there. Get it in. Who's coming first, you, me? OK, I'll hold it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, I'm going to come.

And then you go get some snacks and come back. And then I'll come. You go take a snack break. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This sounds beautiful. It sounds so romantic. You had like a flaccid penis that you were trying to wake up. Yes.

And it's like you suck on it like Tassie. Makes me so sad. Right? Until it becomes a lollipop. You know what I'm saying? I'm trying. I'm trying. Sorry, dude.

I'm sorry. You know what I mean? You feel it wake up in your mouth. You're just rolling it like Tassie. That's cool. And then it becomes a lollipop. Yeah. Hard thing.

Yeah. Yeah. You ever get a pussy that smells like snake shit? Yeah. Yeah. Fucked up, right? Why are you guys always talking about smelly pussy? It's like-

Because it smells. Do you encounter- Yeah. Smelly pussies like that? I've had- look, most of them are fine. They're great. It's fine. They're nothing.

But I've encountered- I encountered one, I had sex with her, then she went to blow me and she went, ugh. And I go, it was you. Oh, yes. That's crazy. She goes, she went, I know. I go, fix it. Oh. Fix it. Yes, that's so. Yes. She goes, she went, I know. I go, fix it. Fix it.

Yes. Fix it. Is that an awkward conversation? Whatever. It's funny when a fat guy tells a girl, it's your diet. I wasn't fat then. OK. I'm sorry.

No, because I was. I was good looking back then. I'm sorry. Yeah. It's definitely a awkward conversation. I didn't know the timeline. As a fat guy, I wouldn't have done that. I'd be like, no, it's fine.

It's what you're eating. That's me. That's my yeast infection. It's not a jam. But you know if your vagina'd be like, no, it's fine. It's what you're eating. That's me. That's my yeast infection. But do you know if your vagina smells? No, people deny it. She knew. She knew. Women know. First of all, if you're in a situation...

Let me tell you something about vaginas that women don't want to do. There's videos of girls doing this in between and going, smelling their shit on like cameras. Like they didn't know they were on. They were like, oh shit. Fuck. Really? Yeah. But listen, here's the thing oh shit, fuck. Really? Yeah. But listen, here's the thing.

That's not the face I make. To take care of your vagina, it is a lot about your diet. But what women don't want to do is like, some women, they ready to just jump into some shit with a dude as soon as they walk through the door. Listen, you've been out on the streets, girl. I don't care how nice your vagina. You've been playing pickleball all day.

You've been walking around. You waited two shifts at a Mexican restaurant. You know the heat. You know what I mean? You done turned your shit into a Hibachi grill. So now just go in the bathroom room and get a rag. Clean your pussy. Clean your pussy. There's no shame in that. Wipe your pussy down. Is it as simple as that though? Just hot water on it? Or is it lemon juice? What do we need to do? The pussy is already a good put. You taking care of it. A good wipe down. You need Dawn, like a little dab of Dawn to dish the third one. Windex. And I also get you some vaginal suppositories.

What? What? That's what I'm talking about. People don't know about that. And that's why pussies stink. Yeah, I put vaginal suppositories in it right after you have sex. And what?

What does it do? Does it bubble? No, it gets a lot of the stuff You can do a boric acid one What are you a fool? Steamer Is a pussy steamer Can you do shirts with it? Yeah, why not?

Can't do what you steam your shirts also is it Does it have an adapter? I'm just saying. I don't know. I've never had to multitask. Wait a minute. You put a steamer in your pussy. There's a steamer. It's a cultural thing in a lot of African and Indian communities where they use a neti pot, a steamer.

They can't feel it. They don't have their clips. You know, don't add that part into it. You always try to get my ass beat. I love you. You and I are the worst together. Why don't we do more shit together? I really miss you.

I know, I love you. I love you so much. You're gone, buddy. Get a new apartment. Sorry. She don't need you no more, mother fucker. No, I'm thinking about spending Yamanika's money. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The few dollars I got, honey, we went to an eviction court a couple weeks ago. For what? Yeah, because all these niggas like $17,000. Did you ever pay the rent? I'm paying it. The woman was like, you sure you can just do it? I was like, yeah, I'll pay. I'll figure it out. You know what I mean? Like the money's coming. Yeah. But why didn't you pay it? Cuz I didn't have no work. What do you mean? You gotta start using that pussy more.

I don't know. I can do my comedy, but I'm my building. I've always given them like $20,000 at a time. Nobody else? No, we pay monthly. No. Look how I'm dressed. This is crazy. This is why I love black people. You will negotiate any. It's 100% black. No, it's not.

I've never met a white person when I pay when I want. No, it's not that I pay what I want. It's that I got to pay when I can. She's good for it. $20,000 at a time? She's good for it. You see me on TV. She's on TV.

She's in movies. She's friends with Chelsea Handler. She can't just it. You see me on TV. She's on TV. She's in a movie. She's friends with Chelsea Handler. She can't just hit up Chelsea Handler and get 20 grand. I'm telling you right now, I have no doubt that this chick's going to be a superstar. I don't know why it hasn't happened yet. I love Yamanika. I love you too.

And the fact that she's got a- She has a strong personality. She can't be in her defined feminine. Strong? Is that strong? I don't like scared fucking Caribbean. She can't be in her defined feminine. She has a strong personality. She's not getting it. I don't like scared fucking Karen Feehan. She has a strong person. I hate you, say it.

Get it out. I hate you. Divine feminine. I'm gonna throw this right in your face. You remember where we've come from, you and I. Always. Remember Rose Battle? Yes! Only fans. I know.

I give you nothing but love. I'm like, bitch, look at that skirt. Look at that body. Look at them legs. Girl, you gorgeous. Ain't you funny? Ooh, girl girl you everything. You know how I breathe life into you. I'm like a puppy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thank you. And it's not in one of those black women helping white woman shit, you know what I mean? Come here baby, come to my bosom. It's like a real sister comedy, like I love you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, and I'm proud. Have you ever been with a woman?

No, but I wish I could. Have you ever been with a woman? No, but I wish I could. Have you ever been with a guy and a woman at the same time? Kind of. What? What are you pitching right now? Nothing. Oh, you want me to? Yeah, because.

Yeah. You could take those kicks off. You would definitely cry. You get out of your pajamas. Maybe you could hook up with these two chicks. No, I think I'll just send him to Yamanika's more like conversion therapy or whatever. Define his body spirit behind. I'm gonna walk you in the room when you guys have sex and I'm gonna walk y'all through what needs to happen.

I love it with a whiteboard. I would hate that. You would hate that cuz she be screaming no you fucking dumb flat ass motherfucker. Yamanika's like look at her face, does she look happy? I'm like now do it do it deeper deep like get her in the spirit. I'm like it now do it deeper, like get her in spirit. I'm like, it doesn't go deeper. There it goes, oh shit! You supporting a nigga with no dick?

No, he has big dick. It's terrible. Oh, okay. At least we have a name for the podcast. No, he has dick. He has a... It's a long title, but yeah. I want hoodies made, A$AP.

He has dick dysmorphia. But don't write the N word full off. No, no, don't write it full, that off. Because I know you niggas, y'all so stupid. Y'all write it out and go, oops, I forgot. I know y'all. And we'll be wearing it on the streets. No, and I don't co-sign any of this.

I'm a member of the NAACP, or I got to renew my membership. What is that? $20,000 a year. Well, you pay when you have it. Listen, I may listen. You can't pay your rent when you got it. No, no, no. I can't pay it if I ain't got it.

Oh, you should pay it. She's got you there, by the way. Right, right, right. I'm asked. What you want me to do? And then they go, bitch, we got to go to an eviction court. And I'll be like, OK, by the time you do all that, I'm going to have the cash.

Let me tell you something. You paying cash? No, no, no. Let me explain something about my life that people don't understand. Why is her mic not working? Is it not? No, you gotta speak into it. Okay, listen. Here's my situation.

I think your mic's scared of you. Everybody in my life, in my phone, I have nothing but rich, famous people. I have rich heads of networks and vice presidents. I just want to tell you how my life is. And I work around and then people assume that I'm at that. I'm I'm I have a lot of expenses. Life is keeps real. I have a family that I'm also trying to support. I have an aunt who has special needs.

My mom is getting older, you know, so a lot of things come up. I don't have the money to like I don't have a nest egg, unfortunately. And you probably were generous for a long time. For a long time. I spent way too much money on keeping my cats alive. That is also. Are they alive? They're dead. Two of them, you know, but I spent 20 grand on Forbes. He was my first cat to like pass away and I did. His name was Forbes? Forbes magazine. He wasn't on the top 100, was he? No, I was that was why I named him Forbes magazine because I was like, I want to be a star, and I'm going to have my cat Forbes Magazine. I'm going to be on Forbes Magazine.

And he cost you a bunch of money? He had $20,000. He got cancer out of nowhere. He got carcinoma, squeamish, and What'd he get? Carcinoma, squeamish carcinoma. What's that? It's a cancer.

Oh, really? Cancer. Yeah, and it moves swiftly in some cats. Like cats do, move swiftly. Yeah. He, you know. Now we know she likes you. He passed within a week. Your quips. He moves swiftly in some cats. Like cats do, move swiftly. Yeah, he, you know. Now we know she likes you.

He passed within a week. Your quips. In a week of me finding out that he had cancer, he passed. Don't bow your head, you brought him here. I'm sad about the cat. No, no, no, don't be sad, forget it. I just did, you know what I did? I did what I needed to do and I did what I did.

I'm sad about the cat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put your head up, he's yours. That's your cat. I was having a moment of grief. That's your Forbes. $20,000. How much do you hope he gets Momoclialitis? Whatever that cat got.

I'm not paying to keep him alive. Alright, listen. Let me ask you a question. How long have you been dating this dude? I thought you were... A free spirit? I am. No. You're not a free spirit. I am not Just a lonely middle-aged broad that wants something we all are I am too I knew you're abroad I But now how long you been dating him? I don't know a few months. Yeah, how's it going? I see that Wow Why I was here fine Wow. That guy wants to hear fine. It's fine. Oh, shit. He says it.

I guess it's true. Everything's fine. The kiss of death is letting people know who you're dating. That's why I'm saying this ain't gonna last. Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do have fun, though. I'm having a good time.

How did you guys meet? Like, what happened? You... Shut up, Bobby. No, you're cute, but you're very innocent looking. And she can get the pick of the litter from these niggas. So I'm trying to figure out what was it that stood out you think to her about you that was like this is the one She was there. Yeah, I was available. I was interested

No, yeah, who isn't interested in her Karen did my pod like a year ago and then she went on Jim Jim and Sam and then she she said I like this guy from Philly. He has fucked up teeth I'm kind of into him. Yeah, and then I heard that clip and I was like I could you you a Philly nigga, too Yes, what it is you had sex with so many guys that you went to fucked up teeth got you off Yeah, I'm so sick of these regular teeth. Why would I want perfect teeth who needs all of them? Why would I want a guy who looks at me in the eye when he talks? I want an autistic fucked up guy from Philly with a weird accent. Bobberson. And a small dick.

Bobberson. What? He's a big dick. I'm making jokes, hang on one second. I gotta trash him some more, motherfucker. Stop talking over me. Listen, so you went from hot dudes to that. He's-

Not that you're bad. Yeah. You're just not good. He's a Philly dude. Stop kidding me. Philly dudes have swag. Yeah, Philly dudes, look look, that's a fili face if I've ever seen one.

I think I called you a scumbag. Yeah, she likes that. Wow, so you went beyond. I've always been like that. I didn't know, yeah, you did fuck around with like Lewis and people, right? I'm like a former Xanax addict that sells weed. I'm like a problem.

Oh, you got some weed on you? Yeah, her crib, yeah. Okay, I might have to go. I gotta meet my weed dealer after this, let's go. So you pay a problem. Oh, you got some weed on you? Yeah, her crib. OK, I might have to go. I got to meet my weed dealer after this. Let's go. So you pay him on time, though, right? Or do you pay him when you got it? Who are you? Are they landlords? Look, let her. Does the drug dealer get his money when he gets it?

Listen, baby, I'm doing what I can. Turn her mic up, for God sakes. I can't hear. They turned it down. Did you turn her mic down? They did. It's OK. Nah, nah, it's good. No, because it's probably peaking on the thing.

But I want to hear you. Yeah. You keep rocking like that. It's getting my fuck. I started taking testosterone. You want to get this rockin' ship going. You know what it is? I am at Bobby S. Kelly's.

My horny is right now. I'm like super horny. You're really horny? Yeah, we're both fombing. Why are you mushing it down? No, don't like Over your head that was crazy Sorry, you got no you sense What is it

Be careful now Bobby said something about being on testosterone and I was like, he's Bobby F. Kelly, like Kennedy, but like Kelly. It was horrible. It's like, I know this is a psychologically abusive relationship though, like making me repeat. But that's what gets you wet. Is really sick.

Are you a narcissist? You like fucked up teeth and being abused. I think so, which one's that? Why? You're self-abhorrent. Why do I like it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta watch him because here's what narcissists do,

right? Is they start to punish you after a while, they have no idea why they're doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta watch him because here's what narcissists do, right? Yeah. Is they start to punish you after a while, they have no idea why they're doing it. Yeah, stop that. Make me have to pee. I don't know why it's making me have to pee. Stop rocking. It's making me want to do it.

Okay, I'm sorry. But it's like, you also feel like the hips, right? I don't know, but I have to pee. I'm watching the hips, too. The hips are going. I gotta piss. What are you doing? No, because you rock.

Would you take something? Molly. No, no, no. What'd you take? Are we on Molly? No, no, no. I wish I knew we were on Molly. No, no, no. You got some Molly, bitch. What's wrong with you? You got to fucking pay your rent.

This is an episode of this KR. Remember we used to do Molly. I'm paying listen or I'll live with you. You know what's going on. Max got room in there. I'll put my... I'll send you downstairs. Max has a hole downstairs.

Yamanico. You gave him the hole down... I'm definitely marrying Max. Yamanico lost enough weight to live in the tiny house. Oh, I got a tiny house in New Hampshire. Oh, shit. She can fit. Can I now? I love a tiny house. Oh, I got a tiny house in New Hampshire. Oh, shit. She can fit. Can I now?

I love a tiny house. I love that shit, the smallest inconvenience. People love to be inconvenienced. Let me make my bathroom the smallest as ever is and see if I can jump in here and have a shower. It's like, bitch, just get a home. Just get a small home. Just get a teeny home.

I got a regular shower and bathroom, regular kitchen. Yeah. In there? Yeah. I got a queen-size bed. In kitchen. Yeah. And there? Yeah. I got a queen-size bed. And the tiny home? The tiny home.

Can we have the cats come up here and we get evicted? I can fit six people in my tiny house. It's not that tiny. But the cats can come, is it OK? Sure. OK. If I can evict it. And you have a dog.

You have a dog? I have a dog, but it's not going to fuck around with cats. No, no, no. My cats are like, they like their mother. My dog would write your cats. That was the creepiest laugh I've ever heard. No, my cats get with you. My cat's like, they like they mother. My dog would right here count as a dog. That was the creepiest laugh I've ever heard. No, my cat's like, yo, what's up? I got to take a piss so bad.

Will you take over while I take a pee? I will. I will get into the... So let me just say this, and I'll talk about you guys' relationship. I was in a relationship with a guy... Bobby, hurry back. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Karen, look at...

Bobby. Bobby. He can't even get out of the mic. No, no, no, look at me, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, He was mentally disenempt in all kinds of ways. And the way he was, he'll tell you that he was not at his best when he was with me, because I was a loser, right? And he was so depressed. That's why he was with a fat loser like me. That's what he will say. But when I tell you the way that man took my spirit down in a way,

I was at my worst when I got with him. So I just want to know, how do you feel about yourself? Because being with a narcissist or somebody who's narcissistic, and you're also not feeling great about yourself, they can bring you all the way down. Does he build you up? Does he, you know, what's going on? He's nice.

And I'm good. I love myself. I remember that guy that you dated, and none of us knew who he was or talked to him until he started dating you. I know. I know. And then all of a sudden who he was or talked to him until he started dating you. I know. I know. And then all of a sudden he was everywhere. Everywhere. Everywhere.

And we were all like, he's fucking like using her connects to like do all the shit. Was he a comic? Yeah. He would like try to be a comic. He was low rent. Very low rent. Yeah. Yeah. He was completely using me. So that's, I mean. But I wasn't, let me tell you what I mean, right? I was in a space where he was able to tell me I was a useless fat bitch

Meanwhile, we all think you're famous like we're like, right, right, but I don't see myself right even that's why we sure about no No, when we talk about the event when the lights are I go through like in terms of financial Every time I'm saying something important you guys Cuz this is a good one. She's not again. You can't seeians. She made a funny joke. Because this was a good one. She said, OK, you can't see yourself. She goes, when the lights are out. Right. I heard that.

I got it. I'm like one of the queens of Rose Battle. I've heard it. So the thing about it is this. I'm listening. There are people that are also listening to the podcast that may be in a certain space, right? And I want to make sure that I communicate to them.

I was at my lowest. And no matter what what the superficial, if you using the superficial to make you feel good, you're always going to be losing. Right? And so while it looked like to everybody, yo, yams out here doing this show, she's killing it. My, my spirit and my self-esteem was so low at the time. I was so depressed. I was so hurt. I was so alone in a relationship with somebody at the time.

And them telling me that they were better than me and me honestly believing it. Who was laughing? Me. No, no, no, I wasn't. I remember you telling me about that dude. Yeah. You don't remember that guy?

Let me tell you something, when you, man, that fucking, that was some bullshit. Yeah. That was crazy shit. That guy stunk. Yeah, he was crazy. Yeah, but his life has moved on and he's going to affect somebody else's life.

I pray for every woman that he encounters because in his mind, he thinks everything he's doing is fine. You can't convince him that he's part of the problem. I think I'm a little bit of a narcissist, but I also like, I tell Karen she's the best all the time. Karen's one of the funniest people. I think she's hot. Oh, you're such a fucking wimp.

No, that was good. Because he's always withholding. No, I love that. He's always what? He's always withholding. What do you mean withholding? Tell us some more. That's all I got.

I say she's funny and she's hot. That's really all she needs. You don't push it. You don't push it. She's fucking hilarious. She is. She's one of the funniest people in the world. Now, if you had to pick one, her being funny or hot,

which one would you pick? Um. That's a good question. Come in the world. Now, if you had to pick one, her being funny or hot, which one would you pick? Um... That's a good question. Come on, dude. I guess hot, but like, she is funny. So it's like that... That's what she wants you to pick, too. Yeah, she wants to be hot.

That's where her money comes from. Right. No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. Sometimes I sell tickets. Sometimes both, but yeah. Time out. See, this is what I mean. This is what I mean. No, no, no, let's be, let's digest that.

Oh, shit. You're in trouble, motherfucker. No, no, you're not's be, let's digest that. You're in trouble, motherfucker. No, no, you're not in trouble, but let's digest that. I'm your sidekick. It's your show. No, no, no. Cause he said you're hot, but you know, whatever. That's where her money comes from. Not all of it. Okay. Cause let's be very clear, right? A lot of men will try to marginalize women, especially in comedy. We got to look good at some point.

No, no, no. Let me finish without the interruptions. I love you so much, right? Let her finish. But let me, let me explain something to you. No matter what niggas are saying about your girl, No, no, no. Let me finish without the interruptions. Let her finish. I love you so much, right? Let her finish. But let me explain something to you. No matter what niggas are saying about your girl, or how if they want, what she's building is she's building an empire on her. On her back.

Her spirit, who she is. Spirit animal. The side of it is that she's also an attractive woman that we don't mind looking at while we listen to her. Motherfucker. And I want you to start putting that into her because men will always try to make like women in comedy, oh, it's cause she's hot.

It's because no, it's because she's funny, motherfucker. And the extension of it is that she look better than a lot of the bitches out here doing. A lot of the bitches, 99% of them. I know you'd put, what the fuck is a scar? I feel like I was trapped into this. What in the John Henry is going on here? What the fuck is happening here? I feel like I was trapped into this. What in the John Henry is going on here? What the fuck is happening here?

I like you clean. I want you to stop swearing and start using other words. Okay, I know you like the new Yom, right? The one that uses all of her neck muscles like a white woman. I like Yom who cuts like that. That's how we know white women are upset. They're like, I need the manager now. And the neck is asking for the manager.

Yummy. Yes. Yummy. How did you lose the weight? So I got on Monjourno. Okay. I think it's called Monjourno. Monjourno. Right. Right. I got it. But I was already working out. So it got me a good start, I think, but I have to give a lot of credit to my trainer and friend Naima, who has really like, along with the weight loss, you have to be building muscle. So for me to be, yeah.

Go ahead, feel it. Oh shit, Bobby. Go ahead, feel it again. Hey, baby. Wanna check my chest? Check my chest, go ahead. Make out. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.

But hold it. I'm gonna go to the chest. Make out. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. But hold it. Put your lips in between each other's lips. No, I love Bobby. Bobby's my brother. Bite his bottom lip. No, no, no, no. How'd I go from my guma to my fucking sister? No, because you know what it is about Bobby?

Look at those fucking titties. He always makes me feel good. You always make me feel good. You always make me feel good. Because we're the same person. We have the same temperament. We're good people, but we fucking snap. And we're very sensitive. We're sensitive, sensitive people

with a lot of fucking meanness in us from the meanness that has happened to us over our lives. Do you guys vote? Shut the fuck up. Do you guys vote? I voted. The same, do you guys vote for the same? No. No you guys? Shut the fuck up. Do you guys vote? I voted. The same do you guys vote for the same? No.

No, we don't vote the same. No, you voted for Trump. I voted for Biden. I like how you clean that up. Must be reverse day. I voted for Kamala so many times. Make America great again. Listen, I kept putting her name on the shit.

I'm telling you, she won. Her last name's Trump, right? I think I voted for her too. Well, I'm going to tell you, some of the Trumpers did actually vote for her because they don't want to read. That's our show. You vote for Trump, I vote for Kamala. No, I'm a Trumpy, and you're a Kamala liberal. I can't wait.

I want us to do... I'm serious about this. And they're our neighbors. But there's a different one of him every week, though. Because she gets weirder and weirder. They get blacker and black weird or weird. They get blacker and blacker and they come back to hot white guys. Let me go back to that. Let me say this. Oh my God. And let me, I just got a text from Punky Johnson. I love Punky Johnson. Is that Karen's ex boyfriend? No, no, no, no, no. No, Punky's on SNL. You guys are such losers.

I thought those people started Black Panthers. But anyway, I love Punky. The head of the Crips. What about Punky? Bruce? No, no, no, no, no. I just want to say because I feel like we're going to get into something else and like have a good time now. Yeah. If anybody, all the stuff that I shared, trust me, I don't want to share it. You know what I mean?

It's my personal business. But I think it's important for people to understand that we have ups and downs in this life. Bubba, I got that surgery, and I didn't tell anybody for months because I was embarrassed. But you do, like the thing that I was working out five days a week, you know what I mean?

So it's like, so many people got my surgery and got fat again and lost all that. But what are these chimes? What's happening? Is this so anyway, here's the thing. Can I tell you what it is? I meant even about my personal. My ringer, my Max changed my fucking ringer button to Shazam.

I don't know how to fucking change it back. You don't know how to change your ringer. Oh, the button, the button to shut your sounds off. Oh, yeah. Just go and do not disturb. Look, he made it Shazam. I want to kill him. Oh, good prank, Max. He fuck off. You know, just go and do not disturb. Look, he made it Shazam. I want to kill him. Oh! That's a good prank, Max.

Fuck off. You know what I did? So many months I changed the... How did he connect Shazam to your damn phone? To Japanese and you can't... So it's Japanese for like two months. Max is having fun. Wait a minute, how did he do that?

You can change your buttons, Boo Boo. Look at me. Not now, put your phone down. Fucking... I want people to understand, not even just about the weight loss, because I haven't finished talking about that. I mean, no, no, no. I mean, like, about everything.

I've been, I was diagnosed with depression, anxiety, and ADHD. I got that. I got it too. I don't take nothing for it, though. I have to take mood stabilizers. And when I'm not on them, I can tell. Oh, I can tell too. So can we. No, but a lot of people have been saying to me like over time,

Better choice. Yamanika, your growth. I mean, yeah, obviously I come on and they're like, Oh, there's this, she talks so much and da da da. But my growth is, Who says that? It's just people in general. I know I have rubbed a lot of people the wrong way and I don't apologize for that because I was who I was in that moment and that is bringing me to my am. But can I say something to you?

You're you. I'm looking at anybody. Everybody I know in this business is mentally ill, mentally fucking ill. That's we're all fucked up. And the toughest ones are the most sensitive ones. The ones that say they aren't saying they won't. Oh, those are the fucking biggest babies of them all. You understand? Yeah, they're the fucking ones. So the ones that are open with it, that actually tell me that I'm fuck this.

I do this and I'm those are the ones who are kind of aware. If you're aware of something, you're good. I'm aware of my depression. Two days ago, I was fine. I'm like, I'm lying in bed going, I'm depressed. I just got up and did something. I know it. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's people who deny it and then do other shit to fucking I'm sorry.

Get out of it. You know, you can always reach out to me. No, I appreciate that, but I just got up, I was like, I know what this is, it's my stupid, I'm fucked. I was born wired wrong, I know what this is. This is what I used to drink, or do drugs, or go fuck something somewhere, or eat something. Hooker.

Not necessarily. But Bobby has such a beauty, like you understand, you have such a. I'm called old guys that are fucking park hookers. You understand you have a very beautiful foundation. Like whenever I'm around you, your wife is calling, you're checking in, you're talking beautiful, loving to her. Your son calls in, he's having. So you have such a beautiful community that you created. Your wife. A life.

Son. Yeah. Yeah. So sometimes I think we forget those things, you wife, your son, yeah. So sometimes I think we forget those things, just as a reminder. I mean, I know you know, but you're very loving with your family. So anytime you're feeling down, I hope you can remember that. And I'm also here.

If you wanna text something, we can start texting little goofy pictures, memes. Karen's getting uncomfortable with fucking loving talk. She's with him and he doesn't give her anything. You're hot and you're funny. Eat my dick. I wanna know what you got on your brain. I need new shoes.

Can we get barbecue? Karen, I wanna know what you got on your brain right now. Like what's on your mind for projects or working on stuff or what you got going on? Thank you for asking that because my card, my tarot cards told me I was gonna have big ideas this month? You go, you see somebody, a tarot card reader? She lives a few floors above me. She has the cards. So you just, she kind of says, hey, come over here?

Yeah. Okay, so you don't participate, you're being called into this thing? Into the occult. Because you put up with this fucking culty shit? That's the first I'm hearing of it. I didn't know anything about this. That's how I tricked him. She did tell me that somebody predicted that I would break her heart in April or May.

Yeah. Oh, you got it. That happened for the joke. I'm trying. We should fuck Yamanique in front of her for the joke. No, fucking me will only make things better. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's like- You should suck Lewis Gomez's dick. Yeah. I'm so like, when I tell women this, listen, if your man fucks me, trust me, he's still in love with you. He's still in love. I'm the only, I'm thes me, trust me, he's still in love with you.

He's still in love with you. I'm the only, I'm the bitch that a nigga fuck when he's still in love with his girl, but he also wants some good pussy. Yeah. You know what I mean? And he also likes me, you know, like, I'm cool. Yeah. I'm sold. He knows you're not gonna like blow his shit up.

Yeah, no, no, please go back to your bitch immediately. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want you here. No, no, no, but that dick is amazing. So yeah, how can I? Okay, okay, good. Yeah, I can play that role as well. I'm gonna ask you a question real quick to you here. No, no, no. That dick is amazing. So yeah, how can I? Okay. Okay. Good. Yeah, I can play that role.

Let me ask you a question real quick to you two. Me and Yamanika. Yeah. The way he chewing that gum, I know it's going to be something stupid. Look at it. Is that a Nicorette? Chill. What the fuck's wrong with you, man?

Jesus Christ. Let me ask you a question. Both of you right here. Yeah. Can you ask it now or do you have to keep chewing the smile? You can answer it too. After sex. Jesus Christ, both of you right here. Yeah. Can you ask it now? You had to keep chewing this. You can answer it too. After sex, you get a good dick.

You get a good. Right, right. What what is the if you I know what you're gonna ask. You want to eat? No, no, no, don't even add that much. What do you do right after sex, right? Just leave it there. No. What is the meal? What is that fucking meal?

That would be the perfect meal after you fuck them. What would it be for us or for him? For you, for you, for you. Like right when you're done fucking, if you could have any meal, just appear right in the room. Anything I want from anywhere in the world, any menu, any, any cuisine, any place in the world appears, you go twinkle your nose and it's there. I probably go water. I got some water. Any cuisine, any place in the world? It appears. You go, twinkle your nose, and it's there. I'd probably go, water.

I got some water. I'm not fat. Like, I don't need to eat after I have sex. What the fuck does that mean, you skinny bitch? I don't want food right away. There's plenty of skinny people that eat, though. They just have, you know, I'm going, this is done. You're acting like you don't eat.

Yeah, yeah. I'm skinny. I don't eat. You act like that's how you get skinny. Right? And you ain't that in shape. Listen. Stop acting like you a fucking 10 years ago

Karen C. Hens. I lost enough weight. I'm looking at your shirt like I might be able to pop in that bitch. Not comfortably, but I can pop in there. You know what I mean? You wouldn't get naked right now. You guys are so mad at me for not being hungry.

No, no, no, no. I'm serious if you're not being hungry. You guys are so mad that I don't want to eat after this hypothetical set. The first thing you say to him, it's food. This is my fantasy. In my fantasy, I get a glass of water. Yeah, you want water?

Well, just drink the sweat off his back, bitch. Snacks, who next? Lemon. I need water. You said that to spiders. That's why we know, bitch. You said that to fuck with Fappy. You don't even want to put nothing in the water,

no cucumbers or nothing? Hey, looks like both of your heart rates are up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, my heart rate, yeah, mine's going down. It's been up since I walked home. You're burning cows, having fun. I'm drinking water. What would you do? Here's the thing.

I also would not be, like, if I got some good dick. Are you following Skinny Dick? No, I'm not. I'm saying it. It's a fantasy question. A lot of people eat because they're not fucking. A lot of people are eating because they're not fucking. Fucking Gwyneth Paltrow bitch. If I've gotten good dick, I'm not hungry.

But let me tell you something. I'm saying if you're hungry. I've been trained, unfortunately, I'm trying to get out of it, is to take care of the man when we're done. So I get up, I get a rag, I put warm water in it, I wipe him down, I bring him a juice, some water. Juicy juice.

Yeah, I'll bring him juice and I'll bring him water. Like a juicy juice or some water. Yeah, you know to come over. I want juicy juices I have little I have Adam and Eve juices at honesty kid juices. Yeah I'll give him water. I'll give him a juice. Okay, you know wipe them down I'll oil them down you have to clean all the stuff out of the penis. You know that's that's black lady stuff White ladies don't get you the warm rag, you know She starts death- starts death scrolling on fucking Twitter. Immediately? You're not taking care of him right away?

She hits on Instagram. Yeah, right? You're not? You should be able to see how many clicks you view. You don't want to wipe him down? First of all, I try to make content immediately. I love you so much. I love you.

I'm like, how can I monetize whatever that was? You got to take a picture of Jizz. Guess what this is. Is it the moon or is it my boyfriend's Jizz on my stomach? Winner gets a fucking picture of my puss. You gotta think about money. I don't know anybody that's 17 years old. How did it get so dirty today?

We are like, everybody looks so innocent. I'm in here with my fucking workout gear. She looked like she just came from the Gap. He got a teddy bear on his damn shirt. And you look like you just walk some foster kids around the corner. How did we get to this place? How did we do it?

Did you ever get a foster kid? I grew up with foster children in our home. I was in foster homes. Yeah, that's. Oh, puppy. That tracks. You did tell me something about that, and that's how we started bonding too.

Yeah, I was in foster homes. 13 was my first one. And then I was in like two after that, because one was short term, then you go to long term. Then I went back to my mom. And then I got arrested again and then went to Foss Homes again, short term, long term. And then the last time.

But I actually wound up moving in with this guy. Why couldn't you get these families to love you for longer? Well, force the kid. They got to... No, no, no. Force the kid. We had forced... Telling you you're the problem. No, let me tell you something. We had these young boys. They came in from a very devastating situation. Four young...

By the time... The youngest one was like two months old, for real. And by the time they left, the youngest one was four. And my grandparents wanted to adopt the children, but their parents... But the mother wanted custody of the kids again. So it was very difficult. And the thing about it's important to be a foster parent if you can, but what's even more important is don't be a foster parent

if you don't have the compassion and the empathy. Most of them did foster care for the money. So they were poor couples that needed extra cash, had a room, and I got the, I got the minimum. I got like Franks and beans and Kool-Aid every night. You got one serving, fuck off. You get a little breakfast cereal in there.

There was one of them that was cool, but I wound up fucking her friend next door. Bobby. Yeah, I was 15. Your foster mom's friend? My foster mom's friend. She had kids. Did you find out? No, no, no.

I went over there. She was like, can you send barbie over to get me milk? I don't know. I knew she wanted to mess around with me. Oh, you did? Well, we were playing darts one night. And they went to all the mothers.

How old is this lady? She was 23. I was 15. But we were playing darts. And we were having fun. It was just a fun night. And they all went into the kitchen. She was joking around me. And she just grabbed me, started just a fun night. And they all went into the kitchen. She was joking around me and she just grabbed me,

started making out with me. And I was like, all right. And then she was like, I was going to a new foster home. Yeah. And she was like, can you send Bobby over to get a milk? Cause they were picking me up like that day. And she'd get, I can eat milk. She was like, Hey, will you go get milk

for whatever her name is? And I walked over and she started making out again. So then I just took my clothes off and went in the shower. And you fucked her in the shower? No, I fucked her in the bed. She wound up washing my dick. And then I went in the bed and we had we fucking had good sex. She had to wash your dick first?

No, she just I was I wanted to go in the shower. Oh, right, right, right. Because he's young. He don't know how to go. You know, she had a baby crawling around. She had to go take care of that kid. Yeah. It was back in the day. It was the 80s. You could do that shit.

And it was good? It was good. Her titty was a little weird, but it was good. Yeah, I mean, dude, I was 15. She's 23. Right. She had a boyfriend she lived with. She lived right next door.

Did she go raw? Fuck yeah. Back then, there was no AIDS. But babies? There was no. How do you know there ain't a baby out there? You kill that shit, keep it, you don't see it again. That was the 80s.

It was the 80s, yeah. I know, this is the generation I was raised in! This is the shit where nobody took care of us! Well, nobody took care of us, absolutely, but I didn't have a baby with her. I actually left that afternoon, they picked me up, my counselor picked me up to go to my new foster home and I was like, fuck, I want to stay here right right right because I just got in the shit. I can just go over there Yeah, why didn't you just her to adopt you her boy? She had she had kids she had two kids, but her boyfriend used to take me get high

Every time he took me to get we need to go man. You can't tell anybody like believe me, dude I keep a secret I keep a good secret I'm fucking your girlfriend. I'm 15. I want to brag about this so bad. You're 27. I don't, 15 is kind of like,

I don't know how women be doing that shit because- They just caught a teacher. Oh my God, she's so pretty. Oh, some girl I went to school with, she got caught, I went to college with this girl that had a baby, like, she went on to be a fifth grade teacher and then she had a baby with one of the kids that she was teaching.

And it just came out like a year ago that the kid is like now six or seven years old. And the dad of the kid that she had sex with saw the baby. And she was like, he looks just like my son. And that's how they put two and two together. Well, they just caught a teacher today, smoking hot teachers. I mean, I had a smoking hot teachers who fucked a 15-year-old

and the mother found the text threads, and now she's in jail. No. She says it's blackmail. 15 is too young. 15 is too, stop messing with these 15, stop with these kids. But if they flirt with us first. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Like I said, I like younger men. I'm kidding. Listen, I like younger men. She knows you're kidding. She's just letting you go. But what I'm telling you is this. I met Karen when I was 15. He's only 17 now.

I like younger men, but the age. You think those teeth are done forming? Be quiet, there's no dinner. Get him a Visalign. Oh, I might get it. You do? Why the fuck are you getting a clip caught in between? I like younger men, but the age of the men have to continue to go up with me. You understand?

Like I'm only gonna, the youngest I want to fuck is maybe 12 years younger than me at this age, but really not even. The guy has to be at least 35. And you're 46? I'm 46. Like even 35 to me, these kids are like immature. But did you see baby girl? What?

31 really wouldn't do it for you, y'all? Um, no. You 31? Yeah. Reconsider. She's thinking about it. Just don't ask again for a while. 31's a good age.

Look it, look it. No, no, no. If I had a threesome, I definitely would do it with you guys. I think it would be? No, no, no. Everything goes right to your shoes. You draws everything. You didn't even need to be in the bathroom. You just need to be in the bathroom. You just need to be in the bathroom. You just need to be in the bathroom. You just need to be in the bathroom. You just need to be in the bathroom.

You just need to be in the bathroom. You just need to be in the bathroom. You just need to be in the bathroom. You just need to be in the bathroom. You just need to be in the bathroom. You just need to be in the bathroom. Okay, take your shoes off. Oh, any guy that walks through my door that I'm fucking, I'm like, why do you have your clothes on past the threshold? No, no, no, everything goes right to your shoes, your drawers, everything.

You didn't even need to be. So right when I show up, we're fucking? Immediately, I have fucked a guy and almost forgot to close the door. Like, as soon as he- Is that your phone? That's your phone. That's your phone.

Shut the phone off, because it's driving me mental. I did. It's on, I see the fucking 5G. Shut the 5G off. Shut it off. Push the button. The way she went.

Wi-Fi. Wi-Fi off. Shut the Wi-Fi. Push the phone down. Upside down. Bobby's so old, he thinks he can just shut off 5G. You can't. Shut off airplane mode, you fucking fucking her.

Turn off the 5G. Talent, Bobby. You turn off the airplane mode. You can do that. Yeah, that's what I meant. That's not shutting down 5G. Talon, Talon Bobby. You turn off the airplane mode. You can do that. Yeah, that's what I meant. That's not shutting down 5G though. Or if it's 5G, you shut it down. Pay attention, Tiki.

Guy has cocksuckered baby t's, he's still talking to me like he's an adult. Why don't you straighten your man out, you old fucking broad. Sorry, I can't focus. I can't focus. I can't discipline him and contribute to the conversation. I don't know how his mom's doing. I gotta discipline Yamanique. I gotta discipline your son. I love't focus. I can't discipline him and contribute to the conversation. I don't know how his mom's doing. I gotta discipline Yaminique. I gotta discipline your son.

I love my discipline. I know, this is gonna turn into the slap. The slap! You can't hit my younger, holy shit younger boyfriend with baby teeth. That's the rule. I like baby teeth. I love baby teeth. You do?

Not on the clip. That's why I don't eat pussy. You don't eat pussy? No, because he fucking, he heard it. You know, your teeth spread out like a moth's wing. Right? No, no, for real. You got a little moth.

You got a silencing limb moth. You know a little moth? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's cute. No, no, no. You know what's going on, but they fan out like the moth. Right? You know, picture one of the moths.. With the morph just turning into like a,

when the morph about to go into the cocoon and do something. That's beautiful. Yeah, right before the morph transition, he look like that. He's got Dracula wing teeth. Oh, shit. Like a poem. But it's cute.

We're razzling you, but you know it's cute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all, he looks like a goofy Dracula. Oh, I'm going to bite you. I'm here to try to suck your blood. Yeah, he looks like a goofy Dracula I'm here to try to suck your blood The internet's gonna take that in front of them. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. Ron, they gonna have a marathon with that shit. I did Garfries podcast a couple weeks ago,

and George Wallace was on it. He called Garfries a young man, and then I go, young man, because like who the fuck calling Garfries a young man? And then George Wallace turned to me and said, okay, young man, and called me a young man. The internet went wild. That clip is everywhere.

Godfrey is Forrest Whitaker age. He's ghost dog old. Honey, honey, listen, Godfrey, I'm like, nigga, how old are you? Yeah, Godfrey should have two crooked eyes. Yeah, man, I'm this old. No, but Godfrey stay in the damn jam. Every time I see that nigga, how old are you? Yeah, Godfrey should have two crooked eyes. Yeah, man, I'm just old. No, but Godfrey stay in the damn gym. Every time I see that nigga, he doing a push-up.

It's crazy. He's been in shape forever. Yeah, yeah, you can't even. Never got out of shape. Nah. At one point, he was too big, though. When he was muscular like that, yeah, yeah, yeah. He trimmed the fuck out.

He looks good, he looks good right now. Oh my God, he stepping with confidence. Yeah, he's the best. He always had confidence. No, no, no, but I'm just saying, you would see him and Dante walk down the street together and look like they about to go to a biker's bar. Yeah, well, it looks like two different chromosomes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't get, listen, shout out to Dante Nero, don't shoot, that's my boo. I love Dante. Oh, okay. He looks three different people. He's got a little tiny head and a big body. Are you gonna fight him? Cause I'm not. I love Dante. He'll never fight me and I can say mean things about him and he'll go, Bobby, why you say that?

I'm like, I'm sorry. Why are you gonna be mean, Bobby? He called me everyone and he goes, you know I'll rip your head off and shit down your throat, right? And then I'll fuck your wife. And I was like, all right, dude, I'm sorry. Dante be so calm with this shit. You don't even know what the fuck is happening. Dante is one of the sweetest human beings I've ever met in my life. Has helped me through a lot of shit. He's helped me.

Yeah, yeah, I've fought him a lot with shit. I feel bad that I don't do the barbecues anymore. I used to do all the barbecues that I had. Why don't you just do one for cinnamon? Because my neighborhood's too white, I can't have you people up. Bobby, you need to change things. I know this climate is crazy, but we need to get together now more than ever.

I know. I should have. I got to get the barbecue going again. I stopped doing it because Max started... I used to have Max's birthday was the barbecue. So I'd invite all of Max's friends, and then all my friends, we'd have like 60 people at my house, right? Yeah. You know, you've been to one. Yeah. And it was great. But what happened was, Max got older and he just wanted his own birthday. So Donnie-

Oh, that makes sense. So he wanted a birthday. So like last year we went to Paintball with all his friends and shit. Beautiful. But I didn't- We would have liked Paintball. But then, wait, I got the tiny house.

So we ain't around all summer. We used to be around all summer. So I would do that shit all summer, have like two or three barbecues. I did it for Keith, because Patrice used to have him. Keith was like, Stu, but you got to backues. I did it for Keith, because Patrice used to have him. Keith was like, Stu, but you got to back down. Yeah, I never made it to Patrice's.

My brother, I love him, you know. But it's- So I took over his shit. Yeah, yeah. Because Keith was like, you got to have barbecue. And now that I think about it, no, I haven't been to one of your barbecues. You haven't?

I haven't. I invited you, but you couldn't go. I couldn't make it. But you know what, I would love, here's the thing. I'll do a barbecue this year. I'll do a Yamaniki Keith barbecue. Please! All right? No, Keith, do Keith have to be there? Because he's crippled. I'll do a barbecue this year. I'll do a Yamaniki Keith barbecue. Please! All right?

No, do Keith have to be there? Because he's crippled. I'm so sick of Keith. I think he's fine as long as he hasn't thrilled. I get a tax write off if he's there. Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do we have to have all these bannisters and shit

that they got all around to sell it for him? Every time I'm trying to get on stage, I got to walk around his handicap zone. And it's like, and then if I follow, like when Keith is on before me, it's taking 45 minutes to get off stage. I'm like, nigga, should I start my material back? Like, but I mean, I'm glad you still trying to do comedy,

but maybe the Lord's telling you to sit down for a bit. Yeah, how about this? Just give them one room to work. Yeah, give them one room. Give them one of those chairs. Yeah, I'm sick of the handicapped shit. Give them the pussycat lounge straight in, straight out. You know, just respect the handicapped people,

but it's like, you know, we ain't even got wheelchair niggas in here, asking to get on stage. You don't see one wheelchair nigga. Let me not start nothing. They be like, how come I know wheelchair niggas working at asking to get on stage. You don't see one wheelchair nigga. Let me not start nothing, because they be like, how come we don't wheelchair niggas working at the cellar? But you know what I'm saying? They can roll up in here, but damn, Keith, every stage is, and he don't be doing enough sets for that.

For him to be like, make the shit so you can pluck it off when a nigga ain't on the show. I bumped my, I have bumped my motherfucking hip so many times. Let me get this, wait a minute, people don't know, all the comedy cellars used to just be right on little Triscuit stages, but now they have these banisters. They had to build a railing so Keith, he can pull himself on stage and get himself

off. So all we have to do now, all of us have to... Walk around this shit because they don't even put it in a spot where it's convenient for him. We got to be inconvenienced. This is giving like Elon Musk getting rid of DI type energy. No, it's not. It's us keeping it real with niggas that are handicapped.

You understand? You got to work a different way. We got another name for the podcast. No, no, no. Listen, I just got into a progressive. I'm at that age where I got progressives now. I can't be out here trying to act like- Hang on one second.

Those are glasses that you can see out of the top and down the bottom you read. Go ahead. It's an older thing. You're living years old. You don't get. Yeah, yeah, see? But who am I? Benjamin Franklin bifocals.

Bifocals cut across. You can see it. Progressives just progressively go down. Yeah. It's like your eyes going, I'm shutting out soon, bitch. So get the lens. She's got anything in mind? Nothing.

She just bring anything in the picture. I'm 31 years old. I have 20-20 vision. Why would I need that? We haven't got to glasses yet. We're on letter D. When you're done fucking him, I want you to read to him at night. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, call it night-night, nigger. That's all the things you need to learn. When we wake up, it's gonna feel like me giving him back to the foster care. Do you know how to take care of yourself? You know how to wash clothes? Yeah, I live by myself. Oh, you don't live with her?

No, I live in Philly. But I like cook, clean, I do all that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. What? Dominique is doing evil woman shit with me. She's doing witch shit. I wish you didn't look at it.

Don't look at it. Thank you, dude. I appreciate it, bro. You cool, you cool, you cool. Stop this. I know, it's just- Buddy, good for you. That's all I'm saying, Good for you. Thank you.

Whatever you gotta do to keep that shit going. He keep looking over here because he don't know what the fuck is happening. Don't worry about it. It's period shit. I'm asking how to get my diva cup out. It's been stuck in there. I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna fucking throw up.

You're gonna get in a hot tub. I'm gonna throw up. You know I don't. Don't ever bring those little cups up. I fucking hate them. You don't like the period blood? Throw that out. Throw that drink out.

That's not it. I know. That's hers. What? The life source? You don't like the beautiful? You don't like the diva cup? Let me see that. Let me see that drink. This is Yamanica's diva cup. Oh my God. Why did I give you props to insult me? That's insane. I gave him props to insult me. You are a bitch.

You're an asshole. Jesus Christ. This is my diva cup though. I need a big one. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. You can't get him out of here. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw me. You are a bitch. You're an asshole. Jesus Christ. This is my diva cup. I need a diva cup. I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna throw up. Why don't you just get a tampon? Get a pad.

Because you're gonna take a cup of blood? It's just, it's there anyway, Bobby. Put it in the tampon and flap that in the toilet. What's the difference? I use period panties anyway. You don't fucking come up with a chalice full of blood out of your snatch and spill it. What is there?

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What? Yeah. What? Yeah. Sometimes you gotta make spaghetti. I'm a fucking, you're a fucking sick bitch as both of yous.

Leave now, son. Leave now. Karen, he does try and trick me into period sex all the time. Take that mouth and fly away. Now he's gonna help you. Take that mouth and fly out the window. He says I trick him to trick me. Take that mouth and fly away. Now he's gonna help you. Take that mouth and fly out the window. He says I trick him into period sex.

Oh, you do period sex. But you know what? If you bring it down, that means you really fucking her. Nah, dude. It smells like pennies. Yes. But have you ever brought a woman's period on, and that's like, then he goes fucking her?

I was living with Maria Falzoni, God rest her soul, and this gay dude. And room that was there before me, I rented a room, and the gay dude left. He had TV with cable. I had shit. I had no money at the time. Yeah, because gay diggers is always gonna have TV. They love their TV.

They love it. They gotta know what's happening on Bravo. I brought a chick back to his room. We were watching movies. I started fucking the shit out of her. And then she, I mean, dude, it looked like I murdered somebody. I had to throw his sheets out, put my sheets on his bed. You fucked her on his bed?

They had TV in there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't have TV. We were in there watching a movie. I started... I get it. You should have been like, oh, man, your asshole got all over this. We had blood. Yo, man, you got to age like, oh man, your asshole got all over this. We had blood.

Yo, man, you got eggs. This is obviously your bloody asshole. Oh, so you kept going even though you saw the shit happen? Nah, I was in the dark and I felt that because you can feel. You're like, it's wet. Yeah, yeah. It's wet, but then it gets dry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Then you smell it. You're like, hm, smells like iron. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Smells like a Civil War battlefield. For that first second of wet, you think you're really doing something. Yeah, you smell it Realize this bitch trick me. Yeah, she's a horny bitch wanted to get fucked with blood in her pussy. Yes So good why I know And then you take a lot on it after a suction of like getting it out of you

Yeah, oh, where we fucking what else you do? You don't clean up, you don't say nice things. At least get my period blood out of me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I'm gonna sweep it up. I drop a check in front of her face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you beat my tampon. You don't have to have a bloody dick. My girl's got a Lexus. I guess I need a bloody dick.

Unless he wants to start sweeping. Hey, plunge your dick, get it work. A bloody dick. Get that plunger in her fucking pussy and get that shit out of there. Ugh, ah, ugh. I'll fucking throw up. I see you come out with a little chalice full of blood on it.

Hang on, will you hold this? I want to play Diva Flip Cup with you. What the fuck is that? What is that? I just made it up. Oh, you did? Yeah. Anybody got a Diva Cup?

Let me see if I can get mine out. No, don't, don't, don't, don't. No, no, I'm gonna keep picking it out. No, I'm gonna fucking throw up cup No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna keep picking up. I'm gonna fucking throw up. No, yeah Yeah, no, no, no, no, put your fucking pussy back in there Stop it I'm scared. I'm gonna get some mommy Right up this is a ride up right up He's about to get some divine feminine in all of his face. It's dried up. This is the last day of my period. Oh, it's dried up? Dried up? I'm not saying like this is the last.

I'm not bleaching like that. Was it like yellow now? It's like, you know, it's because of that. This diva cup stuff, whoever invented that, it's a fucking. No, for women. They love women. Thank you for inventing it. It lets your period go shorter.

Whoa, yeah. When you fall out. Take on some bleach in them. They fuck up your hormones. They fuck up your pussy. It fuck up your percys. It keeps your period for like five days when you have like on a period panty or diva cup. You like period for like maybe two, three days.

I'm a period panty girl all the way. Yeah, I got period panties too. What is it? Period panties. What the fuck are those? That the pant is- Fucking free bleeding all day. Yeah, okay.

In the period panty. Gross bitch, dude, leave. No! You can do better, not much. There's webbing, you know, you're stupid. Little better. And you want me to cut my internet off? You need the internet on.

Can you guys put up period panties up here? Let him know what's going on. Please don't. Please don't be scared of her. No, be scared of me and put up period panties. Why do you guys want us jamming things up there? You're not going to see the blood. I'll tell you why.

You ready? Because we don't want to see blood. Okay, on the period panties you can't see the blood. My dick shot out a quart of blood once a month. You'd be like, I ain't touching that. Everything about him really makes me sick. What? Oh, I make him go sit in a hut.

Just everything about you is just, I gotta go to see my drug deal. I gotta get going. But, um. What's wrong with you? No, no, no, no, no. He's mad at me. You're not mad at me.

I'm not mad at him. I don't want your bloody pussy around me. No, no, no, I understand. You know. You have free panty blood, fucking, what are they called? Panty Bloods? Panty. Panty. Yeah, yeah, no, I understand. You know, you have your free panty blood fucking what are they called panty bloods? panty panty yeah, yeah, but show the black okay, so these called period panty Yeah, but like this is one where it may look, you know, cuz it's light But you see that a bad hair get a black pair. It's collecting all the blood like a pad wood, right?

Yeah, and it but it's just something you can wear Yeah You don't have to like try to fit the pad in and like stick it on stuff. And then the pad gets stuck to your leg. And then it goes creeping up your ass and you have to pull off the ass. I need tiny pussy in these pads. They are very long. And I have a humongous pussy. She eats the pad. It's a piece.

Nobody can hear anything. You're both saying yapping over. But they hear small pussy. Yeah. Aren't you fucking timing out you fucking assholes. Nobody can hear anything you both say yapping over Yeah, aren't you fucking time it out you fucking assholes oops I had to you have a big Cuz my druggies are so many way to meet him where I I got to get on the train I Bobby What's that, Bo, Dawn? I know. I'm sorry, man. No, she has your wife. No, you know I love your wife. She's so amazing.

You guys are perfect for each other, actually. I love how you guys met, the whole thing. It's like a love story. I wish I had that, to be honest, now that I'm getting older. You'll get it. I don't know, Bobby. I'm 46. Listen to me.

You'll get it. You'll get it. Yeah, you just got to keep doing what you're doing. Be you doing be you and you're gonna get some fame and when you get fame You're gonna get a little notice That's all you know I mean and then some dudes gonna be take you out and just don't don't be let dudes be fucking idiots Sometimes don't fucking throw us out You know every time we fuck up. I agree with that. You know I'm saying, but I don't want to settle You shouldn't settle. I think you're gonna to have a lot of guys in your DMs

asking you to wash their dicks and stuff. I think that was a really good... I mean, you shouldn't settle. You should make the clip. But you shouldn't. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired.

I'm tired. Because I was like, do you have a brother, a cousin, somebody else who's retarded and you're like, did I get fucked? Oh, yeah. Bunch of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I need that. Do you have somebody with teeth that go the other way? Yeah. They make like a friendship bracelet when they see each other. It looks like a clatter ring. Yeah, when we put them together. They have super powers.

He's got clatter ring teeth. Yes. Maybe that's fine. Bring him up. But he's got them upside down, that means he's loved somebody, he's with you. Aw. Yeah, I must stop.

All right, listen, we gotta go. Yamanica, where the fuck can we see you? Oh my God, yes please. North Carolina, I'm coming to you next week. Next week, North Carolina, I will be at the Comedy Zone in Greensboro, North Carolina, the 11th through the 12th. Please come check me out. I'll also be in Cleveland, Ohio at Hilarities,

the 24th through the 26th of this month. Yes, and then I will be in Cleveland, Ohio at Hilarities, the 24th, through the 26th of this month. Yes, and then I will be in Vegas, the 5th, through the 11th at the Cellar in Las Vegas. And then I will be going to Europe with Chelsea Handler. I'll have those dates. And then Comedy Zone in Jacksonville, Florida. Yes, 22nd through the 24th. So please, I would love for you guys to come out.

And if you come out because of this, let me know so I can give you a good big Bobby hug. Yeah, thank you Bobby for letting me tell them where I'm at. I love you too, thank you. What do you got, baby? I'm gonna be in Alaska. Yes, Comedy by the Creek in Anchorage, Alaska, April 18th and 19th.

And then yeah, check out my pod, Only Fans. A great podcast. I haven't been on it in a while. Come back, come back. I'll come back. And you've never found. I know, I wouldn't A great podcast. I haven't been on it in a while. Come back. I'll come back. And you've never come. I know. I wouldn't have.

You've never come. I never have come. Same place, yeah. Battery Park. Yeah. What do you got, brother? Dureg and the Deertag podcast, Digital Bazooka is my prank call show.

And then just like road stuff coming up, I'll be in Mississippi, Syracuse, Colorado. Who do you do the prank phone call with? My buddy James Moss? He's another Philly comic. Very funny guy. We were we called Lewis a few months ago. Yeah, that happened. That clip did pretty well. We called Lewis and we told him we were from the Homeowner Society.

And then he had to keep his bushes trimmed. And Lewis Lewis freaked the fuck out. Really? He's like, we told him something about we were from the neighborhood. And he's like, listen, I am the neighborhood. I'm the fuck out. Really? He's like, we told him something about we were from the neighborhood, and he's like, listen, I am the neighborhood. I'm the neighborhood, dog. He said that to regular people? He's a psycho. Not on a podcast.

No. He did that in life. Yeah. God damn it. He said, I am the neighborhood. He's an Aries. My son, you know, my son and his son are very close. Known each other since babies.

Whole lives. My son went over his house, stays over the house all the time. His son stays at ours, but you know, my son left his hats, like a couple hats over there. Louis just took them. I go, that's Max's hat. He goes, mine now.

Stop it, you're the child. He's a piece of fucking human trash. He's heels from children. He's like, yeah, we should have left it in my house. Stop it. I go, it's not yours. He goes, I know. I go, it's my son's. He goes, we should have left it at my house. Stop it. Mm-hmm. I go, it's not yours. He goes, I know. I go, it's my son's.

He goes, I'm keeping it. He's shit and gets whatever he deserves. He goes, take it. I go, fuck it. I'm going to have to hate with a shovel to get my son's hat back. I love Max, but I ain't fucking fighting Lewis for it. I was like, that's my happy birthday.

Keep the hat, stupid. All right, make sure you Nashville. I'm going to be April 9th, Wednesday night. And then why are you going to Tampa Bay, dude? For what? I'm on a cruise. Fuck face. You think people are going to pay to go on a cruise

to see me do one set? Hello? Are you guys there? It was on your dates a week. Yeah, I know. But I already told you before not to fucking pick that up. You did not tell that. Shut up. I did. You just don't know.

Don't ever fucking disrespect me in front of fucking Yamanica. Never. Here in Fianna. Yes. Ever. Yeah. Anyways. OK, then I'm going to the 18th and 19th. I'll be at the mothership April and then Charlotte, North Carolina on the 24th, 25th and 26th. And then I'm taking the cell. Then I'm going to San Diego, ninth and tenth to Mike Drop. Great club out there.

And then I will be gone. Yeah. Go to October. Let's just let's see if they'll fucking hang in there. Scroll more. I'm going to come down there and break your fingers. Anyways, guys, where are you from? Philly. No, guys, what you got? Follow me on Instagram, add Danny Braff. You asked me a question and looked at me, that's crazy. That's crazy.

Your teeth, your teeth fucking freaked me out. Your shiny bald head, I didn't know what I was looking at. There you go, now you got one. That was ass, I'm sorry. You guys. I'm trying, I'm trying to get him to go. Trying to. Danny, what do you got?

Danny, fuck you. Danny, what do you got? I already did my plug now. Do it again. Follow me on Instagram, Matt, Danny. Do it better. Follow Joe Russell on Instagram. No, do your plug again, but do it with enthusiasm. I'm deleting my Instagram so there's no reason to follow. I hope you hang yourself.

No, don't do that, cause he might. I'm sorry, Danny. I don't know why you said that, cause you know what's going on over there. I know, he might. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, go ahead, Joe, what do you got? This is Joe Russell. I'm not a very good podcast producer. I most ruined the whole episode. So just follow my cheese show. I'm going to tell you right now, guys, something happened.

Something's wrong. We didn't get this episode, did we? No, we got it. OK, good. Oh, you felt it right. You felt it in your spirit. What was the was it Joe's fault? Danny?

We have to have a long discussion after this, but I think it was both of our stupidnesses together. Okay, well that's growth. All right, great. It's not, it's fucking stupid. Yeah, but they know they dumb together good. Both of them dumb together, that's what I'm saying. We got a new name for the podcast, we have four names.

What's the other kid's name? Shit. God damn it. What is it? It's Zach. Oh, Zach. Yeah, I did not mess up the podcast at all. So follow me on Instagram at Zachary Unlimited. That'd be cool. Wasn't my fault.

Here's your opportunity, kids. Step in and push those fucking weird autistic kids right aside. You have normal eyes. And maybe you'll date fucking Karen someday. Right. Yeah, coming soon. He's cute. Wanna see Zach? Zach, come out here.

Do a spin. Do a spin, Zach. I'll fucking kill this guy. What are you talking about? Wow. Not you. I don't want you to fuck him. No, I told you.

He's got that Proud Boy energy every time I'm around him. Yeah. I know. That's why I stay cute with him. Huh? No, you've met me before. No, you never met him. This ain't the nigga I met before.

I don't think he's that. I think she's thinking about you. I don't think she's thinking about you. I don't think she's thinking about you. I don't think she's thinking about you. I don't think. Yeah, I know. Yeah, that's why I stay cute with her. No, you've met me before Now you never met him this ain't the nigga. I met before I don't think he's that I think she's thinking of max max That was no that wasn't max. I know what max looks like. No, you never met him No, you look like the other cat they had watch them. There was another cat look just like are you talking about Chris Scopo? Yeah, we're having a Chris That's been four years. Yes. Oh my god. Sorry, baby. That's all right. All right. Well check it out We'll go to patreon right now real quick

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