Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - YKWD #587 | Jim Norton & Yoshi Obayashi | Diddy Trial

Episode Date: May 18, 2025

This week on YKWD Jim Norton and Yoshi Obayashi return to discuss Yoshi's experiance at the Diddy trials. Get the EXTRA YKWD, Watch LIVE and UNEDITED AT https://www.patreon.com/robertkelly LIVE FROM THE SHED AND MORE ON PATREON DUDE!!! https://twitter.com/robertkelly https://twitter.com/YKWDpodcast http://instagram.com/ykwdudepodcast https://www.facebook.com/YkwdPodcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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That's what this podcast does. Is there any better show? This is the original. The original. And we're live. What's up, everybody? Very fucking great show tonight. We're above the Comedy Cell Studios at the Comedy Cell Studios. You know what I'm going to say. Back in the YKWD Studios. And I am excited because we have a great show tonight. Two fan favorites of mine.

Anyways, Danny, who do we got? We have the great Jim Norton and Yoshi Obayashi. Ha ha ha ha. Wow, he said it right. He did say it right. He did. Of course. Of course he has him, he's got pizzazz, that kid. Yeah, he's got a bunch of pizzazz.

Jim Norton of Jim Can't Save Norton Can't Save You podcast. Thank you, Bob, which I have not been on. You will be. I asked you once you couldn't do it. OK, I hate when you when I bust your balls and you go, I was going to do it. Oh, you know what? There you go. That's the jubelle. Yeah. Only when you want to say Jews. Oh, is it really? Yeah.

We're trying to get on AM with Anthony. Excuse me. What are you doing? Why would you do that? Why would you just still haven't changed? You still have a little fucking dirt ball from Jersey. You know, if it tipped over and why wouldn't it tipped over? I don't know.

What do you think is glued to the why do I have to look at the back of it? I didn't know if it tipped over enough. Why wouldn't it tipped over? I don't know. What do you think, it's glued to the table? Why do I have to look at the back of it if Yoshi gets the front of it? Well, because Yoshi's Asian. Hi, Yoshi. And we respect him from another place. All right. Anyways, dude, I'm really, I'm excited.

I don't hang out with you as much as I used to, and I miss you. I'm just good to see you. I miss being around your fucking humor. Thank you, me too. And Yoshi, I miss you too, buddy. I don't know why, but I really did take an affinity to you. Yoshi's got that personality, right?

Everybody likes Yoshi. Yeah. That's not true. It is. Not everybody. Yeah, I mean, aside from the business, but I mean, everybody. I mean the business.

That is true. Yeah, there's just something about you. See have a, see here's the thing with you. I like you, of course I like you, but also when you do snap, I want you to be like, I like Bobby. I don't snap. I don't want to hurt him. I will hurt everybody else. So you're saying if Yoshi walks in with an AR-15, you want to be the one that he spares?

Yeah. Like when Dylan and Eric were shooting up Columbine, there was a guy who had been nice to them, and he's like, are you going to kill me? His last name is Brown. His last name Brown? I met his parents. The one who lived? Yeah.

I went to that 20th anniversary in Columbine. How'd you get invited to that? They must have lost my invitation in the mail. They had an anniversary, and the survivors, the principal, former principal, the police chief at the time, and the radius, they had an event three days before the anniversary. And after, they had a Q&A and there were a couple were sitting in front of me and I don't know what they were saying. After a while, eventually the dad said to the police chief, former police chief, you

motherfucker, because that's the brown kid, they call him the third Columbine shooter. Why? Because Eric told him to go home that day. They were having problems, but they got along that year, so he told him to go home, and when people heard that, they thought he was part of the whole assault. And to this day, they still blame the guy.

And really, he works for James Cameron, video game company, fortunate of it, and he works in the shoot-em-up game department. No way. No, just true story. Yeah. By the way, did they ask what your attachment was at the big anniversary Shindig? Like they're all grieving and crying into their cake and you're just there talking about, hey what's that crazy flat-faced dude doing here. I used to work for Evil Angel. Why is Mr. Miyagi here? They had a memorial on the anniversary. We should make that the racist joke. I just made two hot ones and when you don't get laughs on racist jokes it's just you being racist. No, here's the edit button. Dan, take care of that. Go ahead, Yosh. Now, I go to any tragic anniversary, so that was one of them I wanted to go. This is the thing, Yosh. That's the thing. It's like you really have a thing for tragic stuff. You're really interested in this stuff.

Yeah, I want to know what happened and what led to that. And what does And when you, what does it do for you when you go? Like do you learn anything or do you meet the people? Are you doing research? I do a lot of research and I go there and I'm friend with Joshua Nichols. Who's that? His Terry Nichols son who was one of the bombers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's alive right? Or he died? Oh, he's in, I think he's in prison right now. I think he's about to get released but Terry Nichols is getting out. No, no his son Josh. Why was he in jail? Well imagine two days after Oklahoma City bombing right 30 years ago Yeah, they took him out of the school and he was no longer allowed to go back to school

So ever since then every time he does something they always say the son of Oklahoma City bombing So he's fucked for life, you know, so He did he had had so little option in life, so he went into crime. If it wasn't for the dad, I don't think he would have done that. So he's in jail. I don't remember exactly some kind of dispute, and he used kidnapping and violence, you know? Because he never learned to be normal.

I mean, imagine your dad is like one of the two guys, you know. Yeah. So he was in prison for armed robbery and kidnapping. There you go. Jesus. So I saw him two years ago and then you think it's in the blood, though. You think it's in the DNA. There's a big thing right now with DNA. You passing on a lot of stuff through your DNA. Oh, qualities, traits.

Yeah. Like, I'm sure you probably look like your mom or your father, right? No, I actually look like a guy that used to be friends with my dad. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I mean Jim knows a lot too. Jim knows a lot but he doesn't because Jim likes to, Jim you've always been to this stuff but you go to it. Jim researches it and then jerks off and then goes to bed.

And I point to the mistakes that they made or what they did But I just don't I stopped paying attention to it after a while I was like, yeah, I just kind of got grossed out by all the Ted Bundy documentaries and I'm like I just bored with all of it. I got bored with it. Well Ted Bundy was fucking I mean he was normal crazy, right? my dad We were visiting the states for the first time because my grandmother was dying in Washington state. On the second day, my dad took me to Ted Bundy's childhood home and mother's home. You know what, my family, they're emotionally not healthy and they don't have a good relationship.

So if you don't have a good love life, you look for other intimacy. Nothing's more intimate than murdering people getting killed. So I think my dad used to take me to places like that, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and- That was his hug? Kind of, yeah. They're gonna pull that someday, when Yoshi snaps, that quote's gonna be pill.

Nothing is more intimate than murder. Yeah, dude, that's it. You understand what I'm saying now? I love Yoshi, but I also have to love Yoshi, because if it does ever go down, and I look out my front window at three in the morning and I just see him on my lawn in underwear, looking up going, how's Max?

Do I get my gun or am I cool? Do I help him? I don't know what to do. But Bobby, shooting people, that's a white man's game. That's not something I would do. No, you'd what to do. But Bobby shooting people is that's a white man's game. That's not something I would do. Now you'd get a sword. Well, yeah, you're right about that. Yeah. Yeah, I don't.

It's interesting to hear about, though. Were you at Glane's trial, too? Yes. You did go to hers. I was one of the four for the guilty verdict and I went for sentencing. You what? You were a juror. No, no, no. I stand in line like 14 hours and I got in finally. That's how long it is to wait. Well, I went I tried for like two, three weeks. And

every time I missed by one spot because it was during COVID. So you can only have up to four civilians and four journalists. But the problem is, for civil for journalists will go in three out of four civilians or journalists pretend to be civilian So like every day I couldn't get in and finally gone in December 29. What about your scumbags journalists is such shit Yeah, I mean fucking garbage people. So how long would when you would go there? Yeah, you just stand in line and just lie in the dark. He'd be like the night before Yeah, well now they're actually for the because you're in town for the Diddy Trial. Yeah.

And I want to get into that. I want to talk to you about that. But they're actually, people are getting online and selling their space in line. They're scumbags. For hundreds of dollars. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, they're waiting for a new iPhone. And they have these new things, these new chairs that are capsules that they can sleep

in. So, it goes around and they zip it up and they just sleep all night. And then they sell their spot to the highest bidder the next day. You don't like these people. Well they just come back this time because I got there midnight Sunday.

There's already 50 people ahead of us. It's never been done before. And what happened is these guys would sell their spot three times. So three other people. So I went from 40th spot like almost 90 so I missed wait What do you mean they sell it three times once they sell it somebody else? Yeah, but nobody's really like there's no security monitoring that so this fucking scumbag just moved down one You're supposed to leave and one person take your place, but he will put three people in there

They didn't know that they pay you know so Monday morning by the time I got in I couldn't get into the primary room which is the 26th floor and then this morning when I'm in I figured out a little bit of trick and the final loophole. What's that a tunnel? It's not Vietnam. Just put on a wig and go I am so mad at Diddy. I think it's a witness. So you actually got in the courtroom today. You could get in every day. They're just going to send you the secondary room which is you see a TV monitor but you don't

get into the real room. No way Where you get to see Diddy? Yeah, but I showed up late and they have a... So what happens when it hits lunch, everyone have to leave all their courtrooms, right? And then if you want to get back in, you have to stay in line up again. So I went straight 1030 and waited like two hours in the court Sure enough. I was one of the seven lucky enough to get in and I spent last From 1 p.m. To 5 p.m. Today today in with Diddy That and it was the the most juicy part of last few days. Wait, wait, stop you got in The courtroom with Diddy today. Yeah

I'm setting six row five or six rows behind and his family on a lift, and then whoever was the family of the victims are on the. Cassie, yeah. So you heard her, I know they asked her husband to leave during part of the testimony because they said that they might call him as a witness.

I mean, I don't think you want to be there when you're hearing your wife getting beaten up and all Jim doesn't After the way she's been acting But yeah, I was I was in for that one so that was today yeah, okay, so you get in line Yeah, you're in you know you get into that yeah, yeah got both Yesterday yeah, I mean if you want to go secondary room you could'clock. I'm talking about being in the room with Diddy. Yeah. That was today.

Today, 1 to 5 PM. 1 to 5, you got in the room with Diddy. What do you look like? Hang on one second. Danny, sketch this. Go ahead. He actually looked like a young, good-looking Bill Cosby with white hair with a sweater.

And he had a colorful Bill Cosby sweater on? it was really nice he looks very nice and raise his hairs gray yes so he must be all gray because you can't get the medicine in jail I'm sure he could it good they you know Gile Max I went to know Elizabeth Holmes I went to that one and she was all of the shoes the there knows that's her the scammer yeah see she's clever she got pregnant so what she was the scammer. Yeah. See, she's clever. She got pregnant. So what she was trying to do is trying to get sympathy of the juror. So you do whatever to try to manipulate the juror and the judge. So got his hair gray, he's wiser, he learned his lesson, dressed well, be polite to everyone. You know, there's a lot of show there. Is that what he looked like right there today?

Yeah. Blue sweater? Well, it looked more like a gray to me when I was... Let me ask you... That's a legal question coming. Did you find... That means it's still a ju-bell. Did you find the witness to be believable?

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and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and Look at you little smirk. I'm smiling because I'm seeing Yoshi for the first time in years. It's not why you're smiling. You're smiling because you're gonna hit that bell any second. No, I'm not. Yeah, you are. Then how's he gonna start talking? Don't do it. Go ahead, Yoshi. What do you got? Ah!

You found her believable? I didn't hear any of the testimony. You know, what was weird? Maybe there's something to ask your wife, you know, but The way she was talking. I think he's she still loved the guy who Cassie Because I talked to a couple of the ladies after the it was adjourned they agree with me like you don't sense any anger or hate toward him and And she keeps saying during during the like, what did you do?

Why didn't you stop? Like all I wanted to do was spend a long time with him over and over and over. And she's pregnant. I don't know if you knew that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By him? No, no, no. Her husband Alex something.

He's like a personal trainer. Okay, so this is the girl that he beat, right? Yeah, they showed the video. This is the girl he beat up, took her in, and she was part of all this stuff that went on. Yeah. So was there any juicy details of some outrage? Cause alls I wanna know is what happened at the...

This part Jimmy will like. They shit on everybody? No, on the first... I don't like baby oil if you like baby oil. Everybody had hogs? Baby oil bothers me, It's not sexy. First night, first day, they questioned two guys, security guard who was in charge of the whole incident with that video where she's getting beat up. Yeah. Second guy was a black stripper and uh, he had, I think both of them, uh, Diddy and her asked, um, would you mind pissing into

her mouth? And he's never done that before and then after he did it they got mad at him Because you're supposed to tinkle right not whole Someone says piss in my mouth. I mean It's very hard to regulate. Hang on a second expert witness. Yeah Urinating in the mouth. Sometimes a light piddle is the intention, but then the floodgates open. Yeah, you don't want me pissing you about that. I think I'm pre-diabetic. It's going to take an hour, and it's going to be a lot.

Yeah, I don't know. I did read that he had urinated, tinkled in her mouth. Okay, so this is where I get confused. Who tinkled in her mouth, and who... So P. Diddy asked the other two guys to do it. The guy and Sean Combs together, I think, at one point. Why am I saying Sean Combs? I don't know who I mean.

I forgot the gentleman's name, the black stripper, but he. Did he recognize you? No. Yo, is that old Yosh? Evil Angel, motherfucker. Any DVDs? Yo, man, you gave me a whole box of dildos one night. That's how I hooked up with P. Did it.

Wow, you sound like Patrice. I was sounding like, this is Patrice. Oh, fuck. What? It's too fast. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's off time. It's been fucking awesome. I think 2011, 2012, this black guy was working at some strip club.

He was one of the manager, and they were looking looking for black guy to show up for some party for women's spatula party or something like that. And they can find a guy. So the owner of the company asked him to, could you, would you mind go Gramercy? Is that a part of New York city? It's a hotel. Yeah. It is a place.

How does the hotel? Yeah. So he showed up and thinking it would be all women. And then it's only Cassie. And then eventually she told him it's her birthday and her boyfriend wanted to treat her on and on. And then eventually he realized Diddy was in the corner when they started having sex like Jack and Atchie. Did they have a mask on at first and the guy recognized his voice? Like the first time he was wearing some kind kind of a bandana yeah yeah yeah and then um that's a 1950s disguise by the way the sunglasses and the hat that's a very old school disguise so one other lawyer has not

it's not as old as just a nose with a mustache and glasses glasses. His eyes that come out like flinkies. It's not me, motherfucker. So the attorney asked him, what do you do for a living? Oh, no, no. The stripper asked him what do you do for a living? He said, I mean, import exporting, which is kind of true because sex trafficking, right? Then eventually he realizes Diddy. So he finds out it's Diddy, goes in, watches him fuck his wife. But is Diddy getting into this stuff? Is he? Jerking off, yeah. Is he into the guy?

Has any gay stuff come up with Diddy yet? Because that's the thing. They're saying Diddy likes dudes. But this is all, this seems to me, this is like. The trial in Bobby's mind is just, is Diddy gay? Courtroom has to decide. This is just basically cuck stuff's mind. It's just is did he gay courtroom has to decide This is just basically cuck stuff. He likes cuck stuff. What I'm he's a cuck. The problem is I'm not getting in again

Sexually aroused at any yeah. No, I'm saying that they came up like okay, how Watching a guy fuck your chick. I mean you they have swing or stuff. They have all kinds of stuff It's not that bad to pay a guy to bang your chick if that's you. A lot of my friends are into that. You know, have been into that. Patrice was into it, for God's sakes. He went to swinger parties. Is that real?

Yeah. He tried to get me and Dawn to hook up with him. Dawn was like, I don't fuck black people. I didn't know that. I'm from Boston. I don't fuck blacker than Italians. Again, if you don't laugh, it's just racist. But the thing is, cut that, listen.

No, that's the bell of good for you, Don. Leave that, now my joke's funny again. They haven't mentioned it yesterday and today, but they did mention, they brought another black guy, skinny guy, and they were having sex with Cassie. And you know, do you ever do, when you said it, well, I know you guys don't do that, but subway, I they were having sex with Cassie and you know do you ever do when you said it? Well I know you guys don't do that but Subway I'm sitting like you're looking straight not looking at any particular person. Yes. You're thinking well this skinny guy was fucking her

looking dead his direction and then he goes motherfucker what you looking at you fuck I'll kill you. He was getting angry. Because he was looking at him. Yeah and and they both got scared because they know who he is in the you know bodyguards whatnot so they've really um so apologize. How do you fuck into those conditions? How do you keep a heart on with a rap mogul threatening to kill you? Just hum a biggie song. Yeah come on yeah. No yeah but you're right the original Black Stripper he only lasted one minute with her first time So he was nervous the whole time we came quick. He came we lost his heart on it

Couldn't keep it and and only when he left for a second So one time did he wasn't there and eventually he kind of sneak into room start watching, you know He was a lot of that stuff, but so far it seems to me. Yeah, the one okay hit the woman terrible Yeah, right? Terrible. You attack, you gotta fight with your chick and you wind up, I mean, what he did was nuts. And he liked to watch his girl get fucking banged. Yes.

A lot of baby oil stuff. I don't like the baby oil. It's gritty, I hate baby oil. I don't like it to jerk off. You look like you should be applying baby oil all the time. You have the body of baby oil. I got it. Okay.

I don't like it. Sometimes you do. Thank you. Jim, what's your opinion on him? Do you think he's a sadistic, sexual? I honestly don't know, because I knew nothing about, I mean I know he is,

but like all these rumors about him, I know so little about him. It's right now all I'm hearing is that he's a cuck. This strikes me as total cuck shit. But the beating up is abusive, I'm sure he's abusive, but I don't know about the trafficking, I'll have to hear more, but everything they've said so far,

I'm guessing he's bi and he's definitely a cuck. Now listen, is there anything that was like, oh shit, today? Or yesterday? That you were like, oh shit, today? Or yesterday? That you were like, fuck, he's going to jail. Like he's done. I wouldn't say that. No. Even with all this stuff, it's not guaranteed you're going to get a conviction because you're only the one person saying, no, not guilty. But is there anything you were like, fuck? Because we're waiting on the Diddy party with this stuff that went, like, oh my god, there were fucking orgies and guys were getting fucked and there was

kids, they were saying there's kids there. And it's like, oh my god, this is going to be the worst thing ever. This is like worse than, you know, um, what's his name? The fucking island. Epstein. Epstein. This is, and I've heard nothing. I mean, yes, it's bad, but it's just,'s just regular section that I that some of my friends have been into

it's not like Disturbing it's like a philosophical question that we're having prior to Bring the jurors in this is the part was confusing to me. So they have all sorts of a nude sex audio pictures of... Did you see it? Well... Did they show it to the jury and not the audience like? They have it, but judge and a couple of lawyers saying they don't want to do it because they don't want to re-trigger the victims.

But if you don't show it and you don't get conviction, you're punishing those people, aren't you? Right, yeah. It makes no sense, because I went to Mazin rape case in France in December. So Giselle Pettico, her husband, was drugging her for 11 years. Oh, God, yeah. Couple times a month,

he'll bring 10 to 15, 20 guys rape her and film it. And that went for years. I went to the verdict. Where would that film be? What? I'm not saying they destroyed that, right? Hopefully. They have it.

They have it. It's available. He said you can't smoke and you can't wear heavy cologne because she was a drugged. Right. So this guy was... Wow, see, Jimmy is genius. Yes. I read that.

Yeah, yeah. I read that. He's a genius because he knows what a fucking rapist requested. Well, I read it. It was on the Daily Mail. I followed that case. He's not a genius. No, no, but Bobby, a lot of people call themselves pervert.

No, no, a lot of people call them so pervert. I'm going to cuck him in front of you. But Jim, a civilian, never working porn, genius IQ perversity. Like all my pornographer directors or the old school guys, Jim is like hall-fame pervert. Thank you. So you're saying a genius. No like, whole fame pervert. Thank you. So you're saying a genius. As a pervert, you're saying a genius.

You know exactly how these guys think without not doing those things. Well, that I read. Guilty. He was a, yeah, he would do it and he said like, he would put ads up and they said the guys, I don't know if they all knew or most of them, like some of them might have thought it was part of like her role play too. But I think most of them knew what they were doing. And they said that was one of his requests, was no cologne and no cigarette smoke. And his daughter, because that would wake her up,

I guess, I don't know. Or maybe it would stay in the bed. Did you say his daughter? He has a daughter he took pictures of. But they don't. So, allegedly. Allegedly, yeah. Well, I'm not worried he's gonna sue me.

He's in jail and He doesn't speak English He's going to fucking knob he's gonna. They made everybody Park maybe quarter of miles away I went to Mazan where that happened I went to the supermarket where he got caught and I went of you and where the court case Oh, he was filling up a skirt in a supermarket supermarket So what happened was you I walk around the supermarket thinking where he did it so maybe dairy product area and there's supermarket thinking where he did it so maybe dairy product area there's escalator every area too but he filmed five women upskirt shots yeah what are the pipes I didn't want to prosecute him the one lady dead which started this whole thing because they went through his cell phone and laptop video of his

wife being unconscious so they prosecuted him and he went to police station with his wife thinking it's over. When they got there, they separate the two and they took her upstairs to the police station and they show the video. And when she looked at it, she didn't even realize it was her. It took her a long time to- How many guys? I mean 80- Did you say 80? 80- Yeah, it was over years. Yeah, and they only got 50 out of 80. One guy died and then they can't identify the other 30. And the 51st is her husband. And in France, if you're accused of rape, you're not arrested and go to jail. So every day she has all the rapists in front of her walk into the court and all the rapists behind her. I saw that in person. And I also saw the daughter and two sons walking in the court every day She had like a standing ovation like which she would walk out there people would applaud

They would they clap for like they oh yes the feminist yeah Because she had endured such a shit experience that they were like trying to like give her like encourage I'm not saying these guys did they know they were Some of them make argument like oh, I thought there was a fetish thing. It was a role play thing with a role play thing I mean some of them could have just been like, all right, dude, I'll do it. You're role playing. But they figured that out.

I think they probably went through the old things and they realized most of them knew. I don't know. So now with P did, let's get back to this. Let's get back to him. What's going on with him? He's in jail. Oh, right, okay.

So. But we should go back and forth, Mazan, because that's a really, really interesting. Yeah. You don't let Bob, you tell Bob what. You don't let him dictate. You talk about it. we should go back and forth Mazan because that's a really, really interesting. Yeah. You don't let Bob, you tell Bob what you don't have to take. You talk about it. You can go back and forth. But yeah, I listen to true crime detective. He has no, he's talking about, yeah, let's talk about a trial that true detective. I want to talk about what's happening right now in the news. Okay. Yeah. You know, Dick Willie. You know, David Wilson.

So listen, because this is crazy that I know somebody that's going in to in the room. Where did he's at? Does he seem confident? Is he seem nervous? You probably look at the back of his head, right? Yeah, but he also like look over shoulder and stare at you. He will yeah Because I think he's trying to intimidate people or something But I'm not used to that because every major cases they kind of avoid eye contact, but he just fucking stare Did he look at you? Yeah, I want and well everyone really he look he just turned around stare right yeah stare at you what did you feel I mean aired no I gotta be careful when I when I say this but I think do you remember that um Nickelodeon documentary? About Dan something, yeah.

And about 20 years ago, Joey Severa, one of the great directors. I love Joey. Yeah. So I was editing porn, he showed up, hey, do you watch Nickelodeon? I told him, no, that's not a kids show. Why would I watch? So and he showed me all the weird clip like food fetish with those oh Yeah, yeah, and then ariana grand is squeezing potato and say I want to get some white juice and all that yeah stop there

Afterwards I was so embarrassed like Nickelodeon were more pervert than the people I worked for which is a pornographer You know and Joe was like look all this amazing He's amazing like It's crazy that they did this that they're more perverted They had a higher pervert Ikea than we did and they're doing with kids, you know, I'm a big Joey Silvera fan Yes, good friend. He's the biggest transgender Director fan of Jimmy never heard of him Massive he did and he did it before I never seen any of his stuff. I recognize his floor

That black and white checkered floor. Because your face has been on it. I watched my first Tonight Show at Joey Silvera's house. That's so weird. Oh, that's right. I went there. Were you there that night? No, he did tell me about it.

Where was your first trans woman? Oh, Jesus Christ, New Jersey in my car. Really? Oh, yeah, yeah. So it must have been a rough one. Yeah, I was dropping her off. It was years like it was it like was she passable or she is, you know, not even as a person. Bobby, you're on. I was having conversation with Jimmy and I asked him, do you remember that

transgender person that hangover too? Before I answer, Jimmy had her stage name, real name, email and cell phone number. Yeah, I knew her real name. Yes. I remember the old days when she was on Tony V's sites. But Joey, yeah, I was, I did the Tonight Show back in 2004. It was like October or November of 2004, or September. And I want to go into his house and it was Joey I don't it might have been Michelle at the time who is dating rest in peace yeah she passed away she's a sweetheart of what Angela Stone yeah I don't know actually she am we know I don't know no it wasn't that please God and wait who else was I don't remember oh you know who else was there Brandon iron rest in

peace yeah he died too he He killed himself. Real name? No. Brandon Hurdle. Yeah. He doesn't know because he wasn't transgender. Yeah. He was a giant, a giant penis man. And he was one of the ones who would like throat fuck. Like that was kind of, he was one of the early throat fuckers.

Slap happy. Yeah, slap happy, right. But he's a very nice guy off the camera. He fucked the girls and afterwards slept the shit out of them Is he in trial is he on trial? He's dead. Okay. He was a nice guy When he's not doing that, he's a very nice. He's a nice man off-camera Was he mean so that seems very very polite but but on camera. Yeah, it was just it was hardcore porn Yeah, we're dirty porn, but I watched with them I went downstairs in the basement and watched I couldn't watch one of the people it's too embarrassing to watch yourself on TV with people

My I don't like to this day. I don't like it. No watching guys throat. Fuck a chicken slapper in the face. Yes I would But you can't watch you do now. No, no, no. That's just unbearable? No, it's unbearable. So your first trans girl was in Jersey? Yeah. Paid for? No, I think it was.

Oh, maybe it was. That was even before that when I was like 19. Did you ever meet a girl like just a regular trans girl? Like, you know, young trans, you know,, young, where she wasn't a sex worker. Yeah, yeah. Over the, as time went on more and more, yeah. Right. Sure.

Did you ever like them? Yeah, yeah, of course. You ever had relationships with them? Casual dating, but never like long-term. Were you ever embarrassed to take them to dinner? You don't care, you never care. I don't care, fuck them. I just don't.

I'm not worried about the opinions of these fucking idiots in a restaurant I don't care. Have you ever taken somebody and gotten shit never really shit but vibes. Yeah, but I don't give a fuck I just don't care like it let them look so what is walk over there? Hey, what's up? I don't believe any of them like I like even if they don't like trans girls They like something that they don't want people to know about. Yes, so all of them. Yeah I have no I have no I could care less and Such a fucking true statement. Yeah, they all have something maybe they want a finger in their ass Or maybe they like their wife to talk dirty or maybe they're cucks

Yeah, all the above all the above Now except the cuck part. I don't think I could ever if I ever watch Dawn enjoying herself. It would make me angry I don't think I could ever... If was so honest. You just made me so uncomfortable So he dropped all his burden. Oh, I did a bag of burden Take this That's what that's what they call you in Japan bag of burdens. Oh, yeah, just a house with a lot of bags on top But you're right Jamie when you tell everyone what you're into they can't blockmail you or shame you No, I don't I've had one girl try years ago

about like dirty fantasy. I'm like, go ahead, I don't give a fuck who you tell, so what? I actually got, they were trying to scam me. They got one of my accounts and they sent me an email. We know we're on your computer. We've watched what you do. We know what you jerk, what you masturbate to.

We know what we're gonna tell everybody. You know, I go. It's a bullshit email too. But I was like, I wrote back, I'm like, dude, have at it. I go, you don't know, I could give a shit. You know, you don't care. Go ahead, tell everybody. Free me, free me and free my wife.

Most people don't care. Most people don't care. Don would be like, I knew it. We met Mike Tyson that weekend, it was the first time I met Tyson. It was at the porn awards. Hey man, you, I knew it. Then we met Mike Tyson that weekend, it was the first time I met Tyson. Yes. Was at the porn awards. Hey man, you a pickle sniffer.

Who's that? That's Tyson. Not a good impression. Hey man, you a pickle sniffer, Jimmy. That's not a good impression. And Jimmy, you remember this? Apple and Mikey made out with a trans girl. That was Vanity.

Vanity, and nobody knew except myself and Jimmy. Yeah, not only did I knew, she was supposed to be my date for the porn awards, but she got arrested for blowing a guy in the bathroom. That is also true. Yeah. Yeah She people don't know this vanity was a beautiful trans. Yes Mexican I believe right? Yeah, and wow, how did you know that? I'm a genius, too. Yeah, listen ding ding queer alert So she's very pretty she's what she's walked they're walking through the convention hall Yeah, Tyson sees just stops kind of turns around like oh shit

Who are you and she walked by they start making out he has no idea Yeah, I brought them to come to the evil angel booth and he didn't move yeah, and he was very did he ever find out? Oh God, are you kidding? No, no, no, no. Yeah, I don't think he care at this point. He wouldn't care. What's he care? He's fucking you know, just a kiss wasn't like no, no, no. I don't think he cares. At this point he wouldn't care. Like, what does he care? He's fucking, you know, just a kiss. It wasn't like he had sex with her. Yeah, I know. She was fine though. She was very charismatic as a person. Yeah.

Like she really was. Like she was just kind of working the... The convention hall was mobbed with people. Yes. And she was just free and talking to people. Everybody loved her. Yeah. Like you can't... Wait, is she still around? Yes.

I'm still friends with her. There she is right. Yeah. We haven't, we haven't hooked up and we hooked up once only. How was it? Great bet. I'm sure she didn't enjoy it as much as I did, but it was still many, many years ago. It's so funny. There's a penis on this beautiful woman, you know, and it's bigger than mine. By the way, that's a conversation Bob has had with himself many times while he's talking. It's so weird that there's a penis on this woman. Now, who is the new, do you know the new hot, like I think it's all splintered now because it's all campsite and like OnlyFans.

It's not like there's not like central places to go anymore. Well, back in the day you want to- Jesus Christ. Am I right or wrong? No, you're always right. I'm just trying. He's a genius, he's a genius. No, but I'm gonna establish this.

But I think that's what the difference is. Well, I remember back in the day, you used to go through the Village Voice. Oh yeah, all of them. And that's where you, and then you went to, what was the site you told me about, Euros? Yes, I think it was Euros. But then they had Craigslist, they had all these sites.

Back page all shut down. And it's all gone now, so where are these guys going now to find girls? I don't know. Those sites being shut down for me were kind of a blessing because even when I wasn't meeting anybody, I would still look for a long time. And then once they went away, it's like,

it just took a lot of the time of spending on that was safer for girls now especially girls in the sex industry because of only fans and sure they don't have to have They don't have to actually meet a guy and fuck around they can just do a video Yeah, make your own money. Yeah, make your own money And I think those ads are actually positive because those girls talk to each other. Hey, what would you experience with this customer? It's really important to have that, so they made it more dangerous, I think, in the long run. Oh, by taking the sites down?

Yes. Well, those sites, they weren't doing enough to stop child trafficking. Like, that was the problem. Like, they just, they weren't doing enough, and so they forced the FBI to come in and do something. Right. But yeah, that's what screwed them.

Yeah. They used to have clubs all over New York. What, sex clubs? No, transsexual clubs. Yeah, and sex clubs all went away. Yeah, all that stuff went away. I remember they had the Edelweiss, but they also had a... I remember I was coming down from one of my fats,

and I was really working hard for months. I would do spots and then go to the New York Fitness right over here and work out for two hours. And then I would walk up the street and jump in a cab and go home up in Hell's Kitchen where we lived. And I'm coming out one night, it's like, I don't know, two months into working out, I'm feeling pretty good. And I'm coming out and I'm walking up

and there's a trans girl in front of the club smoking a cigarette. And I see her and I'm like, I have sleeveless shirt, feeling good and I'm walking up and I'm like, she's looking at me, she sees me, kind of starts doing a head bobbing, and then I'm like, here it comes, here comes my compliment.

And as I'm walking by she goes, oh my God, daddy, you fat as fuck. And I just went like this, I'm trying. And I remember I went home and I woke Dawn up. I was so hurt, I was like, don't, she's like what? I'm like, this transsexual called me fat. She goes, what? I don't know, it hurt, I've been working real hard

and this girl called me fat, am I still fat? She goes, it's a guy. Go to bed. You can't sue her for slander. Was it Puerto Rican, white or? Spanish. Okay. Spanish.

That's kind of a rude comment though. It was mean dude. It hit me like a ton of bricks. Yo, Papi, you fat. I was like, I was expecting, oh my God, Papi, you look good, look at your nose, please, why don't you come inside, let me suck a, suck a that. She was like, poppy, oh my god you fat. I was like, I'm trying, I couldn't even smile, it hurt

so bad. Yeah. So happy that happened. Yeah. So was Danny. Danny, Danny. Jimmy, are you surprised all the change you with transgender stuff compared to 20? I'm still kind of can't believe. Yeah, it's kind of gone crazy, but it's on the other side of the side. Yeah. Yeah, it's like with everybody talking to each other constantly on Twitter, it's like anything that was that had a potential for growth just explode. Yeah, I think nobody cares. No, well, people are mad about it now because of the sports, and I think that's pushed a

lot of people against trans people. But I think trans people probably agree with it. Most do. A lot do. Most trans people probably agree with it. The ones I've talked to are like, yeah, it's stupid, but if we say anything, we'll be attacked. So they'll be attacked by that small group of trans that are far left will give them shit, and they can't really if yeah anybody I just find them everyone's annoying to me the far right the fire and I'm not trying to be no

I just don't give a fuck about any of them, but I don't care about people who are pretty angry online I just don't care do you do you have Jimmy there was a kid and The father was like the bug of the father and he gave him a puzzle of the world. He goes, put that together and we'll go get ice cream after. And then half hour later, the kid came out. He's like, I'm done, Dad. And the father was like, no way, you're not done.

It's a huge puzzle of the world. So I was like, I'm done. He went in and the whole puzzle's together. The whole puzzle of the world. He's like, oh my God. Son, how did you do this so fast? How did you, how did you have help? He goes, no. No, son, how did you do this so fast? He goes, well, on the other side of the world, the world. What are you going to say, Yoshi?

So mean. Oh my gosh. Fucking Aess fables. Story sucks. I couldn't believe you let me tell it. I was waiting until the end. I hate my friends. I miss you so much. What happened? I have to know what happened. I'm going to do it, but I know what's happening. He said, son, how did you put this together? It was so fast. This can't be possible.

And he said, dad, on the other side of the map of the world, there was a man. And once I put the man together, the world came together. So why wouldn't the father know it was a double-sided puzzle? And once they put the man together, the world came together. So why wouldn't the father know it was a double-sided puzzle? He's brought his kid a puzzle without looking at it. He'd do this puzzle. Ugh. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Ah, shit me. What were you saying, Yosh? It's comedy nicer now. I don't like that. Um, look, I just went downstairs to the table, and it's, they're just talking about making it, and talking about business, and talking about, I showed showed up and I feel like sometimes I'm just, I'm like a fucking wart. Cause they're like, oh fuck,

we're gonna get fucked with or something. It's like, I don't know. I said a couple things to Keith and they were like, why would you say that? It's like, cause I'm trying to have fun. That's why. Stop being serious. So I think it's, yes. It was so much money when you guys were meaner. Yeah. Yeah, but it's, it's, it's the

younger, but people are so sensitive. When people get, when people get famous, yeah, when people get famous, they stop. They don't want to be involved with that. Because they have too much to lose. They have too much to lose. I just had Vos and Colin on my podcast. Speaking of which, speaking of nothing to lose. The three of us together, we're only going to lose one gig and one Elks Lodge. But it was mean. It was really funny and it was really mean. I don't know why me, you, him, Vos, Keith didn't do it.

Tough crowd podcast. Colin doesn't want to. I know, but we would be fucking in. No. Why? Do you understand we would be gazillionaires? I mean Podcast. Colin doesn't want to. I know, but we would be fucking. He doesn't? No. Why? Do you understand we would be gazillionaires? I mean, he just doesn't like podcasts. We'd be gazillion.

You should suggest it to him. I did. Oh. He hung up on me. Yeah, he hates it. Yeah, Rogan tried to get him to do it. He's like, ah, no, I mean. It's too nice.

I don't like it. Yeah, it's just that people are very successful. And to be successful, you can't be mean, because anything you say can't be used against you. You know what I mean? I don't know. I think that there's a lot more comics, and our generation of viciousness is just done. People don't want to deal with it. People want to...

I can't have an ego around this fucking maniac. Neither can he. We would smash each other down all the time because we're always trying to be funny. Yeah. But we also love each other a lot. So there's that. Like. Like. You know what I mean? So it's like, can I say that if Patrice was alive, you think he would have changed or he would have been sane? Yeah, he'd be changed. He'd have no legs. That is true. He'd be doing the Mabel King story on Broadway. Him and Keith would be the most taxing comics ever to book.

We need an elevator and a pole. Cause I always thought Chappelle was lucky that Patrice died to me. They were different though. Dave would have been Dave without... They were not mutually exclusive guys. I don't think it would have mattered. I think Dave still would have done what he did. Dave did what he did before Patrice. Dave was famous. Dave was totally different than Patrice. I think Patrice would have been more popular with comedy people.

Yes. Comics. Yeah, I think Patrice was a comic, a comics comic, where people fuck with Dave a lot. You know what I mean? I think people, there's comics that give Dave shit for how he does things. They just don't like some of his points of view, that's all. Yeah, it's just silly, who cares, whatever. You know what I mean? No, I think it's definitely nicer. But comics are, first of all, there's a lot more women comics than there was. We had, what, three women comics that were around back in the day.

Maybe Rachel, Marina, Amy, Judy Gold. There wasn't as many as there are now. And I think that adds a bunch of sensitivity to it. Though, you know, the women comics aren't coming in, fucking with each other. I mean, Amy, Rachel, Marina, they're mean people. They were mean. Wanda, just mean.

You know, because they hang out with guys all the time. And next year is the 20th anniversary of Lucky Louie. And I used to go and watch him film, and it was great before filming and during. And God. That was a fun show it really was fun I was just watching you guys do it and no I mean you guys were so mean to each other yeah I'll takes and things like that but you can't even make something like that these days I don't think Rick Shapiro Jim Norton Nick

DePaulo and Louis CK Nick was not it no it was Mike Haggerty who died Nick was all he died he might have been on an episode, but oh, wait till I had Lucky Louis, not the Louis, not Louis CK show, Lucky Louis on HBO. Yeah, Nick was on Lucky Louis. No, he was, he was not a cast member. He had an episode maybe he did, he auditioned. He came very close to getting it,

but Mike Haggerty, guy from Chicago, who was on Carlin's sitcom, he was in everything. He was on Friends, Mike had parts in everything. He's great comic actor But was Mike Haggerty myself Laura Kite Linger Jerry Miner Louis Kellen Gould yeah, really funny and Rick Shapiro and I remember first week Laura Kite Linger first week when you arrived You went to your apartment. It was something fucked up. So I had to come and pick you up the roaches. Yes yeah, then then somehow you found another place right away and oh, I couldn't believe you guys did everything.

Like Louis was doing warm up. Yeah. He was fixing the equipment, he was filming, writing. I mean. Danny, can you, so I don't have to look this up, can you look it up for me, dude? Yeah, Zach's looking it up right now. Thanks, man.

It's one of those things where Louis, the thing you're talking about was an apartment on Robertson and it was roach infested and so I got my bags out of there and I didn't even unpack. I dropped them off, I left and you called me right away and picked you up again. And I took my stuff to Jonathan's office and my manager dropped it off in his office.

Then I had to go to Canada and be best man for Voss and Bonnie. That's the time frame. So I left my stuff in Jonathan's office while I was in Canada in a rest area taking wedding photos. Where did you go back to? We had a new place in Los Feliz. Okay, here we go, ready?

Nick was on an episode. He was on more than one. Nick DePauw, two episodes, there you go. Oh, two, okay. It was only 10 episodes. 13, like I said, 13. Wasn't there a rumor if there was season two who was gonna play your dad? Oh they wanted Rickles I think. That's right. I think they wanted Rickles to play my dad. Louis wanted Rickles to play my dad which would have been 2007. You know

fucking crazy that would have been. It would have been hilarious. You know that awesome. You and Rickles on a, I don't know why nobody ever pitched you and Don Rickles as a father and son sitcom. Because, you know, nobody wanted to see me in any way. They pitched Rickles with other people as his children. Would you ever play Rickles? I did once, but I mean, it was brief. No, but like in a real thing, like as Rickles.

If they were gonna come back and do a- Rep hack and- No, no, a Rickles thing, like as Rickles. If they were gonna come back and do a... Rep hack and... Yeah, some, no, no. A Rickles thing, would you do it? Maybe if I thought I could do it, I don't know. I don't know if I would do it or not, I don't know. I did it once, but it was, you know, Scorsese, that's stupid. Yeah.

I'm sorry. Am I gonna say no to a fucking Martin Scorsese movie? But could I carry a whole thing as him? Maybe not, I don't know. Rickles is my favorite. I love them too, I just don't see any resemblance. I don't see the resemblance. I watch a lot of his old clips on The Tonight Show.

He's so funny. You don't see the resemblance between you and me? Mild, mild resemblance. Can you? I mean, I get that people see it. It's the head shape, I don't, you know. You could do it. I lean more into Matt Reif, I think. It's the head shape. I don't, you know. You could do it.

I lean more into Matt Rife, I think. As to how I look. Matt Rife, the gorgeous comedian from Los Angeles. I never thought of that, yeah, you're right. You look like something to hang up Matt Rife's armpit. I do, I look like somebody Matt would've paid a doctor to burn off. Yeah.

So, Yoshi, real quick. Yes, sir. Do you have more questions for me? No, no, no. Whatever you want, Yoshi. Yoshi, quick. Yes sir. You got more questions for you? No, no, no. Whatever you want Yoshi. Yoshi you love Norton. I love Yoshi. I haven't seen him in 6 years. I know. I panic. Remember the time I panicked when I was taking pictures of you and Mash? What am I forgetting? Oh God that was so much fun. There's no resemblance. I guess there is.

Get a look. Get a recent photo of him. Get a recent photo. Can't, he's dead. Zach, not you, not him, you. Kick that one up and get one of Norton now off his fucking Instagram. Buddy, you're that guy. I guess. Smile, like him.

I can on this show. Like this. I didn't say laugh. No, smile. No, stop. Will you smile? I was gonna debut my. No. Smile. No. Stop. Will you smile? I was going to debut my new smile.

You ag- Let me see it. Let me see it. Let me see your new smile. And action. What's that called? Just my new smile. I'm debuting my new smile.

Danny, look at Norton. Does he look like him or not? What's he going to say? He works for he does. And he would not fucking. Yes, he would. Oh, he was a six foot, 11 autistic in the. Zach, does he look like him? Why did you bring up David's help?

Because he because he did the worst Instagram search because I'm not going gonna scroll more than three cubes Please scroll down your fucking chooch Keep going Faster Faster faster well go back up That's Anthony Right there, that's you dude.

You're him. You could, you look exactly. I hate that picture of me. Are you mad? Yeah, because you look like Don Rickles. No. You look like Don Rickles. I'm sure. Look, I'm not saying it's not, there's no resemblance, but. It's almost a fucking twin. I don't, I see it, but not like you do you do everybody's am I fucking nuts guys is that exactly him not exactly guys no one agrees with you Danny go ahead in 15 years he's gonna look just like him yeah okay and his lower jowl is his head shape is a little different than mine well you okay like like meaning his cheekbones go out further okay well a Well a broader smile. He's got a different nose

Yeah, Zach. No one asked you well, you know All right, Kim Conn. It looks cute. She's right. Um, so anyways listen Yoshi. Yes, sir. What do you got? Dad Bob But I really want to know yeah, so there nothing, so this is just picking the jury. No, they're already starting to test it. The jury's picked. They finished the jury yesterday. Don't answer me. So today, I don't know. I have no idea.

Jury selection's done. Cassie already testified today. I was told by Billy Joel that it will continue tomorrow. She began today, yes. No, this thing is a bad question. Billy Joel told me that once. That's true. Until he said, why did someone let him in here? That's a great question. Let me ask you a question.

So today the trials, you went to the trial, it started yesterday and today, yes. Yesterday and today, so they're in it. Now, how long is this gonna take, do you think? It's like baseball, you know, you have to go through the whole night, it could be two hours, it could be seven or eight, it could be a month, it could be two months.

The game has got to be played until it's done. Are you staying till the end? No, I'm leaving Thursday. Maybe I'll come back next month. And are you going to come every day? Are you going to try to get information every day? I'm leaving Thursday. Stay with me.

He's trying to sabotage. That's what he does. No, I'm not. He said he's leaving Thursday. You got a gig? Smirk. Yoshi, look at my finger, focus on me. Are you gonna go to the trial every day? But he's leaving Thursday, how's he gonna go tomorrow?

Yes, I'm going every day. You're going every day. Tomorrow he's going. Tomorrow's Wednesday, he's leaving Thursday. Thursday night or Thursday morning? Thursday night. Yeah, so you're going Thursday too? What airport?

Will you stop asking stupid ridiculous? I want to know where he's flying. Why? My friend. What do you give? I had a new work. It's dangerous. I flew in Newark. It was really it was a little scary. But I'm JFK. I'm also going to Harvey Weinstein on Thursday. So I'm happy. What is that?

He's having a party. What is retrial? He's doing a retrial., yeah, is he gonna get off Probably not into a plan. You have to do something right because he's got all the money what he's gonna do He's still in jail in LA too, though. Yeah. Well, what's his name? Kevin Smith was on Cal to show talking about how he was He was he called they were wondering about dogma. You know, cause it's like, fuck, Weinstein Company owns it. And it's just not around, you can't do anything with it, you can't do a sequel, you can't do anything.

He got a phone call out of the blue from Harvey. When? During his trial? Recently, wow. Is that true? Yes, it's a clip on Calta's, Mike Calta's, and he could tell the story better, if you want to bring it up, but he basically said And is that true? Yes, it's a clip on Calta's Mike Calta. Wow. And he could tell the story better

if you want to bring it up, but he basically said he was calling, he's like, hey, I have this dogma thing, and you know, blah, blah, and he's like, you know, we should do something. He's like, yeah, I'd love to do part two. He's like, all the people are still around and they're really viable,

like everybody in it is still, people go see. And he's like, absolutely, you know still around, and they're really viable. Like, everybody in it is still, people will go see. And he's like, absolutely. And then he hung up the phone, and then, this was before, this wasn't now, it was before his trial, before he got ratting. He was trying to find out who was ratting on him, who was telling people. And if he didn't take the phone call, he would know. Or if he didn't say, if he react, if he didn't take the phone call, he would know.

Or if he didn't say, yeah, yeah. If he didn't take the phone call, if he was clever, he would have never ever talked to Harvey back then. This is actually before this is how. And then and then, of course, the wait off. Yeah, he looks great. Go ahead. Play this. This is interesting. I can't hear it.

You can hear it. Hold on. I know the movies and certainly reference film dogma. Hold on. And so Disney was like, get rid of this movie. And so here comes the name. Harvey Weinstein bought the movie personally. So I would write periodically and be like, hey, man, like dogma

is out of commission and never hear back and be like, hey, dogma is coming up on 15th anniversary. Never hear back and stuff. Then one day I got like after I left, I hadn't been at the YC company 12 anniversary. Never hear back and stuff. Then one day I got like after I left, I hadn't been at the YC company 12 years. I got a phone call and they're like cold for Harvey Weinstein. And so I hadn't heard from this dude in 12 years. He goes, Kevin Harvey. I was like, Hey man, how are you? And he goes, good. He's gone. I just realized I got dogma and we haven't done anything with it. And this cast is still

like a marketable cast. They're all still working. He's like, do you think you got a sequel or maybe a streaming series in you? I said, Ohable cast. They're all still working. He's like, Do you think you got a sequel or maybe streaming series in yes. Oh my god. Yeah, man. Yeah. And this was a dream phone call. Like, I'd heard from these cats from anybody wants he coming years. Then I hung up three days later. The New York Times released an article that was you know, earth shattering for those of us came from that world who had no clue like all we'd ever heard about that guy because like, you know, how often you

ever hear about your talk. Hold on. What happened with Harvey? Yoshi, go. Well, so anyways, there you go. He was just, if you play it a little longer, he tells you that he was just out there trying to find. Oh, fishing around to see who was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He found that he wasn't. I went to his case in L.A. Kevin Smith. No. Oh, sorry.

Why is your autism kicking in? Why? It happens. Why don't you just let him talk? I apologize. Go ahead, Yosh. He's just stop. No, no, it was. Oh, we stop. Stop it. you stop? Stop it! Will you stop?

It was like a, he's like a bad puppy. No, it's more like the cat thing that they do. Or a thicc puppy. No, do not try to bring him in the studio. So I went, it's the same floor with, so when you get out of the elevator, LA court, So when you get out of the elevator, LA court, double door, that's where the OJ Simpson games happen. Well, you turn right, it's Harvey, and left was Danny Masterson.

So there was so much rape that week at that court. And yeah, so I was going back and forth. During the trials? Oh, I apologize. I misread it. Yeah. Misheard it. Misheard it. Stupid. Stop. I misread it. Yeah Misshurt it miss her to stupid Stop, I'm fixing it. It doesn't go up. That's an M. It's not YKWM

You know what? dude, man Dude me I'm not saying I got Jim so when you used to do I got Jim so when you used to do oh whoa whoa whoa whoa he wants to ask me Jim yeah you unfocused this fucking asshole yeah so you were coming out of

the elevator yeah no I went I was just going back and forth and he's not I remember that trial but my ex went to that and she said that she saw on Harvey's trial yes and she said she saw would see Danny in the hallways and stuff like that she goes he seemed really confident at the time.

And his wife was there as well. Yes. I forgot her name. She's with the, isn't she a Beezer Phillips? Yes, she was there. Well that was like, it wasn't a hung jury. They tried him again like a year later and they finally got him. That's right.

They got him the second time. Yeah, second time they did. So when they do a hung jury, they just come back and redo everything? They can. It's a hassle though. So he's a wa way for life. 40. I think we're 30 years. Now did they take all his money on something like that? His wife filed for divorce and all that most of the assets probably went to her.

Divorce was probably smart because it'll be hard for people to get it from her because she didn't do anything. Yeah, she didn't know anything about it. I have no idea. I don't think so. It's funny how LA has fallen apart. Like, you know, all this sexually and all this crazy shit's going on. And there's no more, LA used to be that place where you went and you did bad things.

Place where dreams were made. Place where dreams were realized, where people would go to make it. But Jim, do you believe every accusation? No. About Harvey? I don't know all of them, but I've heard some that I was like, no, you could have went to the police and you didn't. And then I've heard some that I'm like, yeah, that doesn't look good. It's like person to person. I don't believe any, like I don't believe all of them or just believe all of them. I've read stuff

that I believed, but I've also read stuff that I was like, that seems like bullshit. It's what I call a swallower's remorse. Like after they suck his dick, that's what he calls it too. He got exactly what they wanted. His wife calls it. No, I just think some of them agreed to do it got what they wanted. Sure. But later on feel like a whore. So they went, so I think I do think they're lying. Some of them. Yeah, it can be how all those women are telling the truth. I don't believe that. Well, the me too thing. No. Once that happened.

He wasn't the only one, believe me. Yeah, but once that happened, everybody got wiped out. Yeah. Everybody got wiped out. The New York Times took everything. New York Times? That's how you know Bob does not read the New York Times. I read the New York Times.

You called it the New York Times. Yeah, I fucked up a word. New York Times. Yeah, you fucked up a word. What's it about? It doesn't mean I don't read. No, I know, the Grey's Lady. I understand. It was so weird. I don't know what the Grey's Lady is.

They called the New York Times the Grey Lady. Oh, did they really? Yeah. What is it called? The Grey Lady. Why? I don't know, I think it's a shit paper. You don't know why they called it?

The family New York Times now, I don't like it. The Grey's Lady? They called it the Grey Lady. I was making fun of you, you add the next. I don't know what the Grey Lady is. What's the Grey Lady? They just nicknamed the New you. You add the next. I don't know what the Grey Lady is. What's the Grey Lady? They just nicknamed the New York Times that. Who did?

I don't remember. It was probably in the 1800s. And you know that fact? Dan, can we check that? You're stupid. Let's see, the Grey Lady. Why is it? I don't know why.

We're gonna find out, stupid. Yeah, my heart. The Grey's Lady. You should keep it. Danny, just read it. It's not making the font the same size. What does it say? Zach, what does it say? I think it's because it's got a history of printing in black and white.

That's what I think. Yep, it's the history of printing in black and white, and it's traditionally a serious and deliberate approach to journalism. The Greys Lady. Well, that's paper shit now, because of all this stuff, correct? Yeah, it's just that the media's all kind of gone down the toilet.

Yeah, it's so weird because it used to be such a well-respected paper. Yes. And now it's just nobody, I mean, who the fuck reads the paper? I do. You do? Every day I pour through the Times.

I do the crossword puzzle in ink. Fucking kids. And today what's his name in France get conviction for sexual assault? Jeff, Deppardieu, what's that? All right, Deppardieu. Isn't he in Russia? He also went to trouble, he was accused of rape 30 years ago too. This is a consistent behavior.

Wait, did he go to Russia? I don't know. I thought he was in Russia. Say Russia again. I did say it too many times. Yeah You hear about the whole Ukraine thing? Just I just farted and it went up the side of my leg up into the front of my pants and just popped out near My belly button. Oh, I felt so good after on your dick. Yeah wrapped around my balls in my dick. Um Yeah, a lot of people are getting fun. I mean, you can't do this shit anymore. You can't, you know what I mean?

Back in the day, Hollywood people did a lot of bad shit, now it's not happening. No, but- I mean, think about rock bands. Yeah. Think about all the stories you heard from, you know, Led Zeppelin and Van Halen. Dude, you ever hear Stairway to Heaven?

You can't do that shit anymore. It's a good song. Right, you can't do that shit anymore. But why do they give exception if it depends on the profession? Every time I say Led Zeppelin had sex with an underage girl, David Boyd, but everyone always say, well, they're rock star. So they do mix exception. They can't rape kids if you're plump.

Red Hot Chili Pepper, lead singer. He fucking dated an underage girl. Now he's married to her, I think. Did he meet her when she was underage? Yeah, absolutely. It doesn't make it legal unless they, know that guy had good abs though under the bridge Anthony Keenis use it the cello one night years ago I was like a picture. I don't like the band. I hate that song California Cajun

on Californication. You mean even when you do. I'm awful. All right, well, listen, man, let's just wing it from the heart. I just want to give credit. Jim Norton can't save you his podcast. I've called in three times. I did not know that three times I've called in and been left on fucking hold by a stupid producer.

That makes me so happy. I didn't know it, but I commend him for doing it. He's just an asshole. Who is it? It's a homeless pimp. Fucking you. But he probably didn't see it was you, because there's- You fucking sissy dressed asshole.

Pick up the phone. Listen, we have an app that we use and goes into a machine. You don't see who's calling. I just get a bunch of phone calls. I was talking to Yoshi. Good. You don't need to listen. You need to read your paper.

Stop touching my paper. Okay. When is this coming out, this ep? I think it's coming out soon. Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Oh, this week. Yeah. So you got any gigs you want to plug?

Oh, yeah. I got a bunch of gigs. Are you not on Punch Up Live yet? Not yet. No, I've been busy. What's wrong with you? I know. What are you? this is like the fucking 90s. Well this is just for ticket links. Now let me ask a question, if you go on Punch Up Live, Stop saying live.

If you go on Punch Up Live, buddy, all these people that go to your website, you'll get their email and you'll be able to send them a fucking email. I haven't had much stand up to put on it, but I shot something that is coming out what an old special up there June the 9th put your old stuff up there Where I said to do you put up uncensored up there with you? I'll get whacked like YouTube and you'll get all the emails of your people and then when you send them here to buy tickets They'll buy them right from punch-up and you'll be say oh, I I saw this many men this many women This is where I'm selling more tickets. You have all, I go into my fucking analytics

and it's like, holy shit, this is insane. I'm gonna be in Ridgefield, Connecticut, the 30th, Kingston, New York. Ridgefield, Connecticut, at the Playhouse? Yes. Do you want me to come up and say hi? It's 20 minutes from my house. Yeah, yeah, his ticket's available.

Why don't you come over? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! That's funny. I don't like you jerking him off. I should have known. He's my friend.

You don't know what friendship looks like. He really, Yoshi loves you. I love Yoshi. He loves you like baby Godzilla loves regular Godzilla. And I, yeah, a bunch of gigs. And me and Florentine are going to England for Sabbath's last show. Why, why?

It's, yeah, we got pete and crumpets. It's a problem. What is that? Small sandwiches. got p'n crumpets, what a problem. What is that? Small sandwiches. June 28th, July 2nd, July 3rd. But Sabbath is doing one more show with the four original members. But not Ozzy.

Well Ozzy would be one of the four original members. Yeah, but he's sick as shit. But his voice is still good, he's had problems walking, but I'm sure he's getting ready and he'll do what he can But I don't care. It's gonna be Bill Gees or Tony Ozzie. So will you invite him from the family? Um, they know you're coming Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean there's no The tickets everyone's paying for cuz for charity so like you have to but there's a special friends and family section that we got tickets in and

I would love to see them if they're doing a meet and greet or something. I hope he passes before you go. No, that's terrible. That'd be great. If you're like, and then that day you're going, Ozzy Osbourne passed, and it's just the three of them. That'd be really heartbreaking. I'd still go.

That'd make me so happy. You stupid dummies on the plane, and you land. Ozzy's not going to be here. Why? He's dead. That would make me very unhappy. Yeah, but you know what would make me happy? If I came to do YKWD, I can't die. Ah.

I fucked it up. Ah. YKWD. That's because you messed up the script. I know, I know. What? Can I reset my joke? We can edit this in post.

Yeah, sure, go ahead. You know what would make me really happy? What? If I came to do YKWD and they said Bob died, fix that dent. Yoshi, what do you got? Um, I think I have three weekends. Russell Peters. I don't like the way you're holding your hands. Oh, nobody does.

Yeah. Oh, that's all you fucking kid when they get a new doll. I don't know that it's next month in Nashville with Russell Peters. And I think July rally North Carolina and Dallas. Does he take care of you? Yeah. Like you guys. Yeah. Is he generous with the extremely so like, yeah, really. And was always Jim and David Tell. Yeah. Jim was generous. Extremely. Yeah. Not to me. I've never gotten. I still talk to you,

that's your generosity. Me and Keith got 400 each. 500. But I had also just gotten fired from radio. I had no more. Just sold out theater. So I'm opening part. Him and I'm hoping that.

$50,000. That wasn't. Yeah, it was. You made 50 grand. You're crazy. I'm lying, yes I am. You're mistaken by a lot. I'm lying.

It's 100. Intentionally lying. Well you made 100? No. You fucking asshole. How much did you make that night? I don't. You're mistaken by a lot. I am lying. It's 100. Intentionally lying. Well you made 100? No. You fucking asshole. How much did you make that night? I don't remember.

Way less than that. It was the theater in Boston. Sold out. It was the Orpheum and it wasn't sold out. It was 100% sold out. It was close. I wish it was. How much did you make?

I don't remember. You made thousands. Yeah, but I still had expenses. What? What? The hotels, the travel. Hotel was was $200 a night. We drove. We fucking drove. I know, but gas man. I drove my car. Did you? Yes. That was dumb of you. You're a fucking cheapskate. You're a fucking nickel chaser. Well, look, the bottom line was I had just lost my radio gig so I was being a bit frugal. Sorry to hear that. Thank you very much. Do you see what Opie put up again, the black lady statue?

Oh, it was funny, yeah. Yeah, that was funny. It represents the end of, this was the end of The Opie and Anthony Show, yeah. Yeah, this is the monument to end the Opie and Anthony Show. If Anthony doesn't go down there and take a picture That's funny, yeah. Next to that, if he

A picture, take a picture of me, yeah. He's a fucking asshole. Yeah, and even if he does. He's an asshole. Yeah. Next to that, if you have a picture, take your picture. Oh, he's a fucking asshole. Yeah. And even if he does. He's an asshole. Yeah. Are you a rumour say that you're going to be doing a radio show with him? No, I'm going doing his show and he's up again. Me and boss are doing it on the twenty ninth, I think. But he's not in town that much.

He does it like he comes up once a month to do. Would you do a radio show? He doesn't live in New York City. No, no, no. He's down south now. So he'll do like I did the once a month to do his show. Would you do a radio show? Wait, wait, wait, he doesn't live in New York City? No. No, no, he's down south now. So he'll do like, I did the first one he did in the city, and he's coming up again, I'm doing that one as well. Now, if they offered you something, I mean, it would have to be how many days a week,

what is expected of me, money? Just the Sunday. Sunday, Sunday night, you and Anthony, 200,000. I mean, that'd be pretty hard to say no to. Sure. $150. And he syndicated. 150 and up.

I mean, 200,000, you can't start with 200,000. I'm taking that. And then go to 150 and up. So you would do that. Maybe. And now I heard a rumor that he's gonna try to have Opie on and Opie might go on. Are you joking? I have not do that. Maybe. And now I heard a rumor that he's gonna try to have Opie on and Opie might go on. I have not heard that.

Are you joking? I have not heard that. Well, he said it. Are you reading Twitter? No, he said it and Opie said something back to him basically saying, he's all your problem, ABC, smiley face. He put it, you know, Opie put a smiley face so he's joking that maybe, you know, in my brain I was like,

maybe he would go on the show with him. Would you go on a show with you, Opie, and Anthony? I mean, you might as well ask me, like, listen, if the captain of the fucking 747 was tired, would you fly the plane? Like, that's the same level of possibility. What if he opened the door and says, hey Jim, take over for a couple minutes,

it's pretty easy easy on autopilot I'd probably do it I'd probably do it if they offered you three million would you do it Sunday night? Just three million I Mean do you and I would there's nothing I wouldn't do three million. I do this show again for three million All right Yoshi and go to punch up dot live slack Just those three shows and I'm hoping my friend Andrew Manning will host the show and I'm doing French in Enbro this coming August. Oh good adult contents name of the show and then I'll be back in New York for Luigi's case, I think

Mangenya, yeah, you want him to get off. I I mean, I wanted to check it out, but insurance won't cover my MRI. I want him to get off. They won't cover my fucking MRIs. Why? They suck, dude. They're the worst insurance. It would sag. No, you know, you can use your podcast money for sag to get sag insurance and it's good

before you finish. I just wanted to hear your opinion. What do you think about that guy? I mean, he's a murderer. Yes. But it's, you know, I just, I hate people in insurance so much I just don't care. Look, I just don't care.

Fuck that. He murdered somebody. He's a piece of shit. I stayed at the youth hostel the day before he murdered that guy. And they won't tell you which room and which bunk. Is that where you want to stay? You want to lie where he lied? Yeah. I'm not going to do that. But yeah and they won't tell you which room and which bunk. Yeah. Is that what you wanna say? You wanna lie where he lied? Yeah.

I'm not going to do that, but yeah, they won't tell you. Did you ask? Yeah, they said no. Why would you ask that? Shit, I'm just curious. Do what I do. You take three, four dollars out, you slip to the guy. Three, four dollars.

Do what he does. You take your penis out, you wiggle it at him, you say sucky, sucky. Yeah, you fucking helicopter it. Yeah. PunchUp.live, you fuckin' helicopter it. Yeah. PunchUp.live slash Robert Kelly on my dates. I'm only working, stop it. I'm only working a couple shows.

I got Parks Casino on the 22nd, and then Dojo Comedy on the 6th and 7th in Morris Plains, New Jersey. And then I'm going to be doing the Empire Comedy Club in Portland the 24th, the 25th, and 26th. And that's it for the summer. I'm going to be doing the Empire Comedy Club in Portland the 24th to 25th and 26th And that's it for the summer. I'm done. I take the summer off so if you want to be no West Coast We miss you there. I was just in San Diego, Portland No, Portland, Portland, Maine. Oh

Portland, Oregon for that matter but go to punch up dot live slash Robert Kelly for all my dates Can buy tickets right there on the site and you can see my special live from the Village Underground for free and a bunch of uncensored videos that they wouldn't let me put up on Instagram and all that stuff, so go there. And Danny, you guys, what do you have?

Follow me on Instagram, add Danny Braff, and I'm headlining the Port Comedy Club in Baltimore, Maryland, May 25th, come on. Go see him at the port, it's an awesome club and Danny's very funny. What do you got, Joe? Ah! Besides charisma. YouTube cheese show.

Just type in the cheese show. Yeah. Why don't you have Norton on the cheese show? I can't. You don't know what the date is. Oh, that's right, I apologize. Maybe I can actually. When do you don't know what the date is. Oh, that's right. I apologize. Maybe I can actually. When do you tape?

Whenever you're ready. Come down to Bay Ridge. Brooklyn? Yeah. That ain't happening. All right, cool. Zach, what do you got? Just follow me on Instagram at Zachary Unlimited.

That'd be real swell. Thanks, gang. Oh, nice and sweet. Yeah, he's getting better. What's your name again? Yoshi. Thanks, gang. Oh, nice and sweet. Yeah, he's getting better. What's your name again? Yoshi. No, Zack?

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