Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude! - YKWD #602 | Colin Armstrong, Connor Daniels, Bill Squire | Smile

Episode Date: August 31, 2025

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show coming up today. Danny, who do we got? Do you want to start it from the top of? What's up, everybody? I'm Bobby K. Biggie Balls. Big Bobby Berger. We're going to leave all that in, by the way. YKWD. Go. Who do we have on the show, Dan? We have Bill Squire on the show today. Bill Squire from Cleveland, a good friend, and who else? We have Connor, Colin Armstrong. and Connor Daniels again

yes again do you guys it's good to see you guys yeah it's been a while it's been a lot it's been a long fucking time Bill's gonna be showing up a little

late but that's okay he's a little late we started a little early you know what I mean yeah sometimes that's gonna happen dude I let me tell you something you have a girlfriend I do do you have a go what I'm sorry I know

No, it's, she's surprisingly good with all this Really? Yeah, it's great You don't have a girlfriend You always dumped you Yeah, yeah And then she hacked into my Instagram It was a whole thing

Yeah, right You know, here we are now Okay, here's the deal Yeah, yeah It's fucking for sure Don't get married Okay, cool Okay, yeah

Do you want to be She hacking to your Instagram too Or is she doesn't care About my Instagram That's the problem When you get married Yeah, yeah They don't care

Do you understand? Yeah The fact that your girl cared enough about you to delete your account all the time because you're a piece of garbage. If you're just a shit person inside, where it's not enough for you,

you need more. Right? Yeah. I mean, yeah. I think you're kind of oversimplified I mean, she wasn't enough for you that you needed more. Maybe there's a lot of stuff going on, but you know. It's pretty complex story. Pretty complicated situation. Maybe look at it from her perspective, you know. If you just deduce it down

and maybe. Go to podcast. Talk shit about her. Yeah. No, I mean, that's, you know, that's one way. to look at it. Yeah, Daniel, you brought on a couple of fucking feminists on the pod now. Look at that. You really are. Piece of shit, you brought. You're actually the first 50-year-old white guy to tell me not to get married.

Do you believe that? It's just somebody. I don't know. It's never happened. They never do that. They never do that, ever do that, ever. I'm going to tell you this. This is why.

Ready? Yeah, lay on me. It's... Unless you want a kid. Do you want a kid? Yes. Okay, so if you want a kid, get married. Yeah.

Okay. If you don't have a kid, do never get married. Don't even fucking get engaged. There's no reason for it. The only reason you get married. Okay. Jesus, you're fucking... I'm sorry.

I did that. Sorry, yeah. Did I do that? No, no. You don't want you to get married. It was funny. It was being... The only reason why you get married...

Uh-huh. Yeah, okay. It's because you're having a child. Yeah, yeah. And therefore, you get married so you don't want. leave them. You literally make a contract with God and the courts and you'll lose all your shit.

That's what keeps you... Yeah. That's what keeps you in it. That's why you get married. Because if you didn't get married, you'd be like, fuck both you. At one point, and you come home and they don't even acknowledge you. You just did all this shit to hand a check.

So all this is good. And you come in and they're like... Yeah. And he's like, uh, and she's like, uh... And you're like, not even a fuck Hey, you know How old's your kid? 11.

Oh, so he's just getting a point where he's like, you're lame. Which is fine. Yeah. But that's why you get married because I would have left both of those. The second he doesn't think you're God, you're like, yeah, peace. You could still leave if you want. You can't. I'm married.

Yeah, see? That's why you get married. Yeah, that's why you get married. Yeah, we're going to pause real quick. That's why I get the next guest. I'm going to go grab them. Okay. Introduce our guest, please.

I need to go down and grab them. Is this guy married? Just don't pause. Just let it play. Well, then it's, I need it to switch and we don't have to. Well, just put it on a fucking long cam. Yeah. It doesn't look as good, but sure.

Passive aggressive daddy. I hate it, but it's okay. Whatever, the fans, hey, I read the comments. You don't because that's what you pay me to do because you're a fucking sensitive fag. Also, the path is down. Also, I quit. Also, I quit. Also, I quit.

The path is down, I quit. Kevin's dying. He has AIDS. Devon's dying out, baby. There he is. We put AIDS in the dick-suck machine. Hill, baby. Look at him.

Look, he fits right in on this podcast. What's up? All right. Central casting. Introduce yourself, buddy. Hi, my name's Bill Squire. You're an alcoholic.

Not as much these days. Okay, now, Bill, I'm getting there. Okay, here's the thing. Put your headphones away. Put your fancy spotters away. What are those? Those are nice. They're just like, I don't know.

They're like 50 dollar Amazon ones because I lose them on flights and shit. I always hate when people do that when you're like, Those are nice. No, not the shit. It's a nice one. It tastes is bad. Yeah, you fucking asshole. I know you like the techie stuff.

I just got the meta glasses. Yeah, I got those. I like them for speakers more than anything else. Oh, yeah, because they just, like, go to your brain. Yeah, yeah, it goes like through your bone. You guys, it looks like, it looks like you in 10 years. It's a bit of a glow up for you. Yeah, honestly, this is pretty cool.

This is good for me. I can work with that. Hey, really, I can work with that. I can work with that. Honestly, this might be me. I can grow a beat. It really does. Yeah.

Oh, there's a thing under there. Yeah, turn those up. Right under there. He's a professional radio guy. Follow the cord. Yeah, yeah. Is it right there? It's like on the table maybe.

It's right there. Follow the cord. See it? Follow your cord. Yeah. Okay. You got it? Is that better?

Much better. That's a professional radio guy right there. Not anymore. I was talking. You done? Do they let me go in November? What? Yeah.

Why? Because, so. I mean, radio doesn't have any money. What about fucking what's in there? Is she gone too? He's gone too. Yeah, they let both of us go. And then they didn't hire anybody.

Well, they hired a phone screen at which they pay minimum wage. And then they hired, they had the program director just sit in for me. So he's a guy that was already on salary. So they don't have to pay him more. So they just gave your job to the program director. Right, yeah. Did he have anything to do with that? No, it was a company-wide thing because I heart radio and all the different radio companies

last year, put all their money into making sure that Congress passed something so that AM radio has to stay in all the new cars. So all their money went into that. He doesn't know who that is. That's a reference.

You're going to find out what it is. Yeah. You can find out what it is. I mean, I know I know what it's from, but I don't get his shoes off. Take those headphones, put him his ass. We came up.

with a new thing. Listen, it's all right to go. It's very hot today. It's just a new prank. It's a prank show where we chase our friends down and suck their dicks. Yeah. And we call them, oh, good thing I'm not fast. Oh, I tripped.

Oh, no. I tripped with my pants. Oh, guess what I caught you too. It's not fun when you do it back. We like it better when we're all the things. In the way, Congress. Wait a minute. No.

Who's doing it back? So what the fuck happened with Congress? They, they, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, radio companies lobbied Congress to make sure that all the new cars being made still had AM radio in it. Why? Because they, because they, because they don't want to put it in anymore, because they're, like, nobody listens to this, except for, like, old people and they're dying off.

So, like, we don't, they're not buying cars anyway. Right. But they, you know, the radio companies still want to in the new cars. Yeah, yeah. They spent a ton of money on that. And then. How much. It's serious been fighting that.

Oh, probably. I don't know. I mean, you guys got pay cuts, too, right? Like, not you necessarily, but like... No, I got a raise. You got to raise. Go for you. Yeah, I got two years.

Straight up. What up, son? Straight up. You know, what's up? Is Jay ready to move on? Guys, let's get them. Let's get them. Let's suck that FM.

Yeah. It's payday. We're fucking ready to go. Do we even have the same phone case? Oh, my God. It's so weird. You guys, it looks like you. You got stranded on an island.

Yeah, it's called Cleveland. It looks like in a video game, if you just, you have a character, then you just put the age bar up more. You just drag the age bar up more. It's very funny when you're a baby face for, like, most of your life, and then all of a sudden, like, age hits you, like, a ton of bricks, especially if you, like, if you lose a little bit away, then all your wrinkles are like, here we are.

Hello, darling. We were hiding. you weren't really young you were just smooth we will pull so tight and here we are now nice to meet you who are these guys by the man

wear your wrinkles I know Colin right yeah and then Connor Connor Colin and Connor okay yeah they're actually Danny's friends and then there's

Devin who's very funny and then there's what's his name Keegan Keegan who's like you know kind of famous popular he out of all them he's like popped off very famous very funny but all very funny dudes

is it good at crowdwork huh no actually just a funny guy oh no what's just I know it's crazy no I don't like hear that people can do it that way I like to be mad about the crowdwork I'd be like yeah jokes is one thing but then when you hear that somebody's just good

and they're getting famous you're like well I guess I'm not I guess it is me I guess I am the problem no he's very funny and he does he's uh i actually met him first then i met these other guys and now and they're danny of course dandy uh who's over there was very funny too oh nice and so kegan couldn't come so it's best thing i happen to be in town if so um so yeah dude it's it's uh the whole radio here's my projection and i i feel's bad but i think that live radio is making a comeback and i don't I don't like FM, whatever.

I think AM, it doesn't matter. I think people are sick of podcasts. No offense. Everyone is listening to this is a dumb ass. Not this one. Not this one's great. Well, this one's like live radio. And are you basing that based on our Patreon numbers or?

Is that Danny? Yeah, Danny. That's when you chime in to be mean? You know, Danny's always talking numbers. Yeah. That's the Jew. Oh, okay. Yeah, but you don't say it.

You just go. Oh, okay. You just got to do that. We're not crazy. We're not just throwing it around. So if you want to, you want to do that, you know, feel like me. It's a dog whistle. It's not.

Only we can't. Only people know. If you know, you know, kind of thing. I think that we're going to, I think live radio is going to make a comeback. I think talk radio. People are going to start getting into that. You better tell radio that because they are. They're shitting the pants.

Hey, radio, where are you? Like, every, every radio station is, They just got rid of all the They outsourced all the traffic stuff To, uh, oh no Like the Philippines There's no local traffic guy No, they just have them read it from the Philippines now

Why the Philippines? Because they can pay them They know traffic over there It's, it's They just know There's a ticket in a road today They just get the They just wake up and they're like

I know my name's And they yeah They do their best impression of a you know Filipino All right let's see you can do the best Impress of Filipino I'll go first Okay yeah

Oh, no, you're here, too, Papa. Okay, now I'll go. Hi there. I'm Filipino. Can I interest you in some hand jobs? Somebody's woke. Go ahead. Let me think.

Yo, I'm Filipino. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. Thanks, man. Kamutsa Kiyo. Taka Kizan Sittiaco. Brunoko, Magdegalog, Matabaka. Oh, you're speaking a whole.

Is that? You spoke. philippina yeah i lived there for two years oh i was a missionary in the philippine for two years that's how you just threw that down like that did you set him up for that? I've known bobby for

20 years he doesn't know anything about me I knew you were a you didn't know I got fired you didn't tell me I made a post you did? Of course I'm so sorry I think you liked it

yeah no I didn't social media teacher I was behind it though. Yeah, Bobby's joined the Alan Cox show. Is Alan still on though? Alan's still on. But did they fuck with him? I mean, in that they took away his cast and he had to like reinvent his entire

show. So what is his show now? I mean, he's a great radio guy so he still does what he does. He just has, it's a different dynamic because me and him worked together for 12 years. We have great chemistry. We could like we didn't even have to talk about bits. Like we kind of knew how to do him and he had to kind

of train this new guy, Rob. to have banter with them and they're all right but it's you know that sucks you can't you can't just automatically have are you describing the bonfire I don't know what we're talking about anymore I feel like I'm reading bonfire comments

I mean it's good but it's not the banter they have it's not the ban well is Jay ready to move on yet you need to co-host takeover for him I'm free yeah if anybody's moving

it's not him that kids get his He cemented into that show I always tell when the boss comes down And he's like I gotta have a meeting with you guys We're there and he's just looking at I'm here

Yeah And he's like so what we gotta do Is we gotta and I'm just like Hey dude At one point I got on the phone And call my wife And nobody knows Nobody knows

Well that sucks Yeah that sucks But you know what It's like I'm back doing the road Trying to figure that shit out It was great time to do it by the way Yeah The economy's falling apart

And just the comedy What's happening? The bubble has burst It's always good to get back on the road Right when the bubble bursts You think it burst? I think it's bursting It's bursting right now

Yeah I mean it's like Well it's it's just disparity Like you got guys like Shane And Bill Burr doing arenas Yeah But then like The clubs are

Having a hard time selling tickets Even for people that can sell tickets Like But they don't They don't promote it They're not promoting Well, of course not, but even... No, no, no.

You know better than anybody being on that radio show is that clubs used to promote. Yeah. Clubs used to have radio spots, paper, whatever the fuck they had to do. They spent money on promoting, and they had their own mailing lists. Right. And a few of the good ones still do that. A few of the good ones do, but a lot of them don't.

They just leave it up to the comic. They leave it up to the comic. Yeah. And then here's the problem is they... The comics that can do it, like you said, don't have... Aren't funny. Yeah. Then they pack the room out.

with non-comedy fans and then they don't show up when you build a clientele of comedy fans they will come every week or every that will be part of their life because they trust the club's taste they trust the club exactly right like the seller yeah they sold out all the time because the people trust the club right taste you know you're going to come here and have a great time right and that's it took 40 years to do yeah but nobody do it no i was there last night it was dude i was here where i was here when there was eight people in the crowd right you know what they did is they took all as they did was simple they took care of the comedians yeah made sure they were happy and then they got the best comedians uh some kind things were said about you last night where at the comics table oh downstairs

yeah i was hovering i was who was who was i know i'll tell you who wasn't there keith norton or right right right right right right right by his friends it was it was younger but uh derrick gains was saying that you are the one that keeps the spirit of that era of like the mid-2000s alive where like you're you can cut somebody down and build them up in the same like conversation yeah and and like you're the only one that has that like Patrice and you are like the ones that still well not Patrice obviously not but like you still have it yeah Keith has half of it yeah well consider what he's been through I feel like that's pretty good and nor is just gay.

But he's like gay in the best way. And the best way. I mean, can we fucking just say, make fun of him, the best way to be gay? Just a smoking hot, beautiful woman with a gorgeous god. We chased out Norton, but we step over his chest to get to his wife. He's like, what the fuck? Hey, guys, I'm over here. I thought I was running I but you're going to just go okay all right he runs over and kicks us a hawk

don't you touch her I was telling these guys it's like if you if you're not having a child don't get married it's just stupid yeah yeah I did the marriage thing once and not going to do it again but no you can't if you're not having a kid or taking care of kids you took care of kids yeah if there was no if there's no kids involved don't do it because the only reason why you get married is you're locking yourself into something and you can't leave and that that's for the kids that does sound like a good idea yeah but you put it that way but if you're not going to have kids just fuck because at any point you need you can hey i'm out you treat me like shit you don't fucking love me anymore you don't touch me you're not

into me you got too used to me and maybe i i fucked up too but i'm just gonna i'm gonna roll so it's just so you don't leave it's so she doesn't leave too you you have to stick to I think a marriage is, it's for the kid. And I love my son. I love, Bobby is the, like, I mean, when it comes down to it, an adorable and great dad. Like when he comes to Cleveland and we're hanging out, he's on the phone with Max all the time. And they're just like, they, and it's like not forced. It's like actual happiness to talk to each other, which I couldn't imagine having that kind of excitement with my dad calls.

Right. To be like, oh, it's my dad. I mean, look, I love him so much And we're at an age now But like, like, this morning I woke up It took seven minutes before somebody said good morning Right You know what I mean?

That's a good thing to time That's a really good thing to really be overly aware of Well, I'm sitting there going Look, I wake up and I'm hey, what's up? Hey, buddy, come here, hi, honey, you know She didn't say shit to me She said, and I get, well, I have things to do Well, what you fuck?

One of them is fucking say hi to me there's one of a fucking shit going on and want to say to make your husband feel like he's wanted and then he was on his fucking watching YouTube and I'm just like okay and then finally he was like

what's up dad I'm like oh that felt good that felt good what are we on a bus maybe you do need a divorce yeah because here's the thing when I see my dad

like my parents are together when I see my dad I get pumped up yeah like if I live with him I see him every day but now when I see my dad I'm like yo dad I'm like

oh dad Yeah, because of your age. My dad, my kid, his balls just dropped. Yeah. So he's like, what's up. You know what I mean? Here's what I do. I do this.

I do this. I go, I go smile. And I make him smile. That's pretty cool. Try it right now. Anytime you're in a bad little bit of a feminist. No, he's not. You look prettyer when you smile.

He's crying in a therapist chair. And then my dad used to make me smile. He used to make me smile right now. Everybody smile. Yeah, that's great audio. You're a smile. Yeah, that's what happened. You smile.

Just keep it on as long as you get. Is that your smile? It looks like you're scared. It looks like you're waking me up. Hey, good morning. Why your teeth are not touching? Good morning, sweetheart. Your lips are going the wrong way.

They're going down. They're going down. Yeah, relax your bottom. How do you smile? Let me see. Yeah, up. No, no, no, no. Why are you smiling like a villain in the 30s?

I hear a train in the background. I guarantee black out the sun. We've tied your beloved to the railroad. Your choice. Kill all five of these people or your dearly beloved. Oh, exactly. You get a big bag of money. You do have like twirled mustache.

Big pop hat smile. Bill's right. You smile upside down. Upside down smile. Are you that fat? I feel like it is, wait, hold on, what, tell me. Smile. Come on.

No. That was worse. Tell me. Oh, my God. I'm ready? Okay, well, first step, put your, make it up instead of it. Put your lips together. Now, you need to not frown first.

Up. That's it. That's something. You need your eyebrows. That ain't nothing right there. Now, like, keep you like what? Colin, you can't smile? I feel like I can smile.

Why do you look like a pedophile that just got out of jail? And they let me out. And let me out in front of a park. Tell me more about your child. He looks like he's introducing himself. He's like, uh, I just look for the neighborhood. And I love trains. And I love trains and kids.

And I'm going to the zoo. I've had an incident in the past. And I have to make you all. aware of it. Yeah. You might see some little things around me on a little, uh, telephone poles. And I might come up on a few apps. Crazy stuff.

You're gonna get some mail about me. And, uh, I just like to tell my side of the story. And my house might always smell like cake. But that's not the pedophile. I got it. That's just because I like cake. That's just because I earned it.

It's just because I had a hard day. I, I, I tell him to smile. Like, I'll make him smile. I just make him laugh. Yeah. Because I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't want him to get serious. Kids, boys,

tend to that age, yeah. They tend to get cool. And it's like, cool is the enemy of funny. Yeah, and I just want him to be goofy at these moments. Be cool, dude.

I get it. But I don't want, I just make him smile of be goofy at these moments. Like, anytime he's getting on the bus, he's cool because his girls and stuff. And then I go,

Max, That's funny. That's good. It's like they start out silly, and then they're like, I want to be cool and, like, you know, stoic. And then when they get older, they'll get, they'll get silly again. I kind of like, I wanted to be real cool when I was like 11. It's hard to break that. Yeah. It's not for you.

Yeah, that hair broke it. Yeah, I don't know. Yo, it's hard to me. You have monopoly hair. This was cool back in the day. Yeah. When I was 11, it was punk rock. In 1910, when people bought real estate.

I mean, yeah. I'm going to buy Pennsylvania Avenue. Oh, you mean the epitome of cool, 1910, fucking real to real estate guys? All right, because there wasn't any. Just a bunch of cool guys got put out of business. Just stay clear at Dick Tracy, you'll be fine. I don't know who that is. I also don't know who that is.

Bring up Dick Tracy, you young fucking losers. And then, but he's got a criminal that is flat top. Flat top that looks like you Yeah Flat top Bring up flat top Very 1910s reference

Fist bumping in my expense But I don't know what's happening Okay yeah Fist bump at my expense I don't know what's happening Your dimples are too high kid They shouldn't be right under your eyes Wait

What's happening Colin can't We're realized I think it's about our face Yeah Me and Colin's gonna go home Fuck kill ourselves We're gonna look at the mirror like

What's wrong with us? You can't smile. My dimples are too fucked up. Fuck this, dude. Is Dick Tracy not a real person? Dick Tracy flat top. He's animated. He was a comic book character.

And then they made a movie with Warren Beatty in like 1990. That was real weird. It's just like a photocopy of me. Dick Tracy movie flat top. It's like exactly me. Oh, wait, do you see it? Where does it go? Okay, that guy's cool.

That's Dick Tracy. That guy's fucking, that guy's fucking awesome. That's not you. That's not who is. That's Dick Tracy. Oh, that's enough, Danny. You could go ahead. Yeah, that's very good.

Danny, it's the movie. Dick Tracy, the movie. Just type in Dick Tracy movie cast. Flat top. Flat top. That's all you're going to do. You're fucking autistic. How do you not know how to Google something?

Well, normally we have a different person Googling, and I'm switching. So I have to do both at once. You sound like my wife. I have to go back and forth. That's exactly what my wife does. Why didn't you go to your phone? While I was making dinner, I was also putting out a fire, and your son was going to murder somebody, so I stopped that.

And then I sewed your paper. pants shut because there was a rip in them and then I mowed the lawn but what do you need? What do I need to be, fuck all. You're like, I need you to smile. Just addressing every point before you can talk. Dick Tracy, all right, I'll get it.

Dick Tracy flat. Hmm. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh fuck dude. Even worse. It's the original. You look like the original. You look.

That seems like my uncle that, like, I just want to be like my uncle so bad. He looks like every version of the table. You look like every... What the fuck it says? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Damn it. Oh, flat pops your new nickname.

Dude, I'm glad that didn't exist when I was in middle school. Like, that wasn't in the public. If that existed when children could make fun of me in middle school. You get a different guy. Holy shit. You're like, fuck this. so now you're back in cleave yeah just alone you still got the girl

I still got the girl okay you got the girl and you got the apartment got the condo yeah how's that you bought that yeah I bought that oh thank you all good on that like you know everything's good everything's good just you know just trying to get back out and sell tickets on the road is tough so it's tough but you also dude you were you were coming up here's what happened to you

coming up you were one of the next motherfuckers Cleveland everybody knew you I met you Opie and Anthony days you're you a car crash comedy Victor and won that I mean yeah dude you were fucking popping off everybody knew you and then you got that fucking golden

handcuffs yeah and you got a family too and it was good and I like I would keep I would I would have done that till I died I loved doing that radio show yeah I know so it was it was fun and like you know Cleveland is I love that city and but now I got to go back out and kind of reestablish myself and yeah

build up my social medias and all that dumb shit that you got to do now, but I hate it. Danny does producing podcasts if you want to him to produce your podcast or Danny, right? Yeah, Danny, I would love to dig a new gig. You know what, Danny, that hurts. Danny, you know what? Hurt people, hurt people.

Can you do music Cleveland? Did you learn that from your book that you were trying to get us to pull up that doesn't exist? Wow, that's a deep cut. Hang on a second. Here's the bomb bandina. Stick it around. Go hang yourself with it.

Fucking autistic loser You fucking You got him ugly Nice Bobby goes on a podcast earlier He was I read this book on like meditation Or whatever

Can you pull it up? I go what's it called? He goes I don't know Just pull up meditation books We'll see it And we pull there's not true 14,000 meditation books Not true

He's simplifying it Because he's angry at me And I'm gonna punch him in the face On the show He is like he can't Google No It's what was the book Back in the day

It was pretty popular it was like a discussion with Conversations with God You remember that book? Conversations with I didn't read that one I don't know conversations with God And it was about It was about

I'll see if I can Google that And find it just with conversations with God Google it and see what happens And this is how stupid Danny can be Because he only knows two things Standup comedy And fucking pussy Hell yeah

Two cool things To mention he's also bad ass. He's also, he's also my hero. Danny knows good burgers, comedy, and pussy. And that's it. So fucking, he's awesome. Don't ask this cool guy to Google shit. So Danny, it's literally called, I don't mess with that. Meditations from conversations with God.

There you go. Not pussy, not comedy. Was that hard? What I'm going to do? I'm going to cut into what you actually said because that's not what you said. I'm going to cut in, Bobby, can you give me permission to cut in from the other episode what you said? Because that's not what you said. you asked yes you can

and you know funny and I'll show that you're wrong to all the fans as long as you because you know funny you can do that and you show me what burger to get and where can you have some pussy on top where could I get late as soon as I touch down anyways

before Danny rudely interrupt I was going to say I know you can get late where where Let me play a song Who gives you shit, dude Yeah, well, Devin takes it too far He tries to suck everybody's dick

Devon's our gay friend Yeah, he's gay, so that's what they do And he's aggressive, so He's aggressive? Is he aggressive? He got you? Is that what you're saying? They shared a room for here.

His hair used to be straight And I did like I was like, soinks And then it went back down It was just like Before I met Devon, I used to know how to smile That is very aggressive Colin never remembered

He never did remember how to smile Some say if you look hard enough you can see it Army blanket We drop them off like a fire department No one's taking care of anymore I'm so hungry If you're still looking You can see it

If you look you can see it If you look hard enough You can see it. You can see it. There's a glimmer of what he used to be. Exactly. A glimmer. The glimmer of, Colin, what he once was.

That's before he got into pure villainous. My origins, exactly. A glimmer of pure evil runs down. Anyways, yeah, the being, the being, I don't know if I could. Now, when did you get divorced? Uh, 20, 15. It's great, right? Oh, it's the best.

See, I love my wife. wife yeah that's the problem is i love my wife but as an ex-wife yeah i know she rules as an ex-wife we got no fight last night and she went to bed with my ex-wife i wish i walked and she was eating her box you're fun no it's my ex-wife they'd just be eating takeout together like they just oh really yeah nothing it's not real sexual these days from what i can tell yeah it goes away i'm getting because here's a problem i started i went to game day uh-huh i started taking tea Dude, me, too, straight up. You doing it?

Oh, yeah. How is it? How do you love it? I love. Where are you going? Game Day? No, I go to an Ohio company called Affinity Whole Health. Okay, yeah, so these companies, you up on it, too?

No. They're young. I know. Because he has fucking, look at his hair. He's got natural testosterone. Look at his hair's curling because of his teeth. But Paul. I definitely, you know, could use.

I'm getting a lot of estrogen. Yeah. I could use some. Is that what this is? Yeah, no, definitely. Conlon's just bulking. He's going to peel that right off. He's going on a bolt.

Once he does a cut, yeah. I went to this company game day, and I was real nervous about it. But I went in, it was so easy. They took my thing. They were like,

this is your T number. You can get it up to this. How would you start? I started like two months ago. Okay. I started November, and yeah, like what my ends.

Now, how do you feel? I feel great. It gives you more energy. It gives you more energy. Yeah. Like, you know, I feel. You do it.

twice a week twice a week yeah now do you do a subcutaneous or are you doing in your muscle in muscle on your arm uh leg i've been doing leg i do right into my little fat belly okay little baby that's well with the because i'm doing the semi glutide too so that's where what the fuck is that that's like the ozampic type oh you taking ozepic yeah yeah are you doing uh majourno or the other one uh it's just semi glutide it's where'd you get that from the same place affinity hole how much is that i i'm a i'm a influencer, so free. Oh, really? Does the Ozmpic, does it like, does it work?

You got, I bought 40 pounds, yeah. You got tea free? Yeah, I get it, I get both of it free. Yeah. I don't get free. Do you have that? I feel like if I take Ozempic, like I could beat it. You could?

Like, I'll be like, I'm still hungry. There are people that can do it. This hunger doesn't go in the jab, brother. You're no match for me, brother. You think you're going to make me hungry. I'm going to get in there. I'm going to order a large big. you try and do that

and then 30 minutes later you're vomiting and you're like oh I can't eat through it's probably the same way with the I don't know if you ever Yeah same thing baby stomach you can't eat You can't eat It just fills up quick and you stop

And then you like realize Oh I was eating because of my emotions More than anything Yeah And then you go oh I gotta deal with this A different way now Well what happened in the last year though Is that it's been one over two years

And then you can you can eat more A little bit more yeah So now I You've hopefully trained yourself To be like okay I've trained myself, but there's been, thanks, buddy, there's been this weekend where I got, you know, I was home Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday with the fam.

So I kind of, you know, and my, my fatso lives inside me, dude. Because as soon as my wife goes downstairs, like, is that onion dip? And then I get a bag of chips. I'm like, are these chips made with olive oil? These are healthy. And then I'm just fucking onion dipping it. and then my swell up. Yeah.

Then I have a sandwich and then it got, and then we had Chinese. It was like, I was too. Not that I, I went, I couldn't eat a lot. Right, but you wanted to eat all, you had like a little, a little bit of everything. I just became, that fat fuck is inside me. Oh, yeah.

He'll rip through my stomach. So, and I can eat more than I used to. Yeah. I used to be able to eat a half a sandwich. I can eat a whole sandwich now, yeah. With some corn chips and some salsa. You know what I mean? Right.

I can do that if I, if I, like, it's a, the only meal that I have. and it's like later in the day I can do that. Yeah. But if I like eat a little bit throughout the day, it's, that's what has worked the best for me. Right.

They just have like a little bit. Right. Losing weight, it'll change your, your mindset too. Like my dad about four years ago, three years ago lost a shit ton of weight. But just fucked up.

I thought we were doing this together. He lost a shit ton of weight. And, uh, you know, he was the whole time. He's just like, you know, just diet and exercise,

discipline, all that chat. Turns out he's been taking Osemp people before anyone knew what Ozzympe was. Oh, he's not a G. Like, literally, like, when... But he was lying to you?

He didn't know that OZemPEC did that. He just was diabetic. So he lost all this weight. And he's like, yeah, I just look at myself in the mirror. Just fucking rise and grind. Trimpaed that he's cheating the whole fucking time. Yeah, because your main line of discipline, dude. Honestly, he's like, honestly, you're kind of a pussy.

He's like, I don't know what to... Like, what's stopping? I got off. I got off for OZempic years ago. I went to my doctor when I was fat as a fuck. And I was pre-diabetic. She's like, I have this. new thing we want to put it and she's like you have to inject yourself but it's for it will

help you lose weight it has this and it was ozampic it had the ozempic in it it was before and I was like nah I want to do it myself I want to give it one more shot and uh of course of course my blood pressure was up and everything I was like and then I had to do the surgery I was like

I didn't know what the ozampic was she had mentioned it if I had taken it back then I wouldn't have to get the surgery I would have lost all the weight and it would have been perfect but yeah you didn't know nobody knew about that but i'm thinking of going on ozepic now you think so yeah i think i want to go what try it just looking you look terrible you should do that you can smile on that one you'll get back you'll be smiled when it's mean

now we get it look it yeah now we understand i find joy in that yes you're a true villain. M. Well, I am thinking of going on it. Just to get down that last 30, I don't know. But then when you go off it, you're fucked. Here's the problem with those PIC. People will use

it. And they don't work out. They don't build muscle. They do none of it. They just take the OZempic. Right. They lose all the weight. So you lose 100 pounds. You're losing 100 pounds. 40% of that is muscle. Okay? That's the thing with that why I did the T2 because I still. You have

work out you have to work out you have to work out but a lot of these people aren't no so they're losing 40% of their muscle mass yeah so then if they ever go off of it they gain all that weight back but there's no muscle there's no muscle yeah it's just that's when remember i got skinny and like two around the time i got divorced coincidence you did get thin you've been how many fats have you had this is my like fourth fat fourth fat i had six fats yeah i'm still number one we know yeah you're o g baby Keep it up. Consistent. Look at those little fucking thin fingers

wrapped around a catcher's mitt. So I did like a, like that was like a radio sponsorship and I did some like extreme diet where you like don't hardly eat anything and did that. I lost all my muscle and then went off that diet and then gained it all back almost immediately.

Yeah. Like I was skinny for like two years. Lost your muscle. All back. Yeah, you got to work out. And I worked out when I was done. But then I didn't. have i didn't know how to balance working out yeah and diet because when you start lifting and you

never lifted before yeah you're like oh i'm so hungry and i worked out today so i can have this and then you go right back to the bad habits and you're fucked yeah yeah i got i got weights at the house i work out at least three times a week i walk up my stairs i'm on the ninth floor of my building so i walk up with a weighted vest yeah so keep the leg muscle strong and then i do yeah i got like kettlebells and shit that I work out with. Yeah, you got to get muscle. That's the thing about being fat. And then it's almost pool season.

I love, he's like, yeah, man. It's just the mindset. Once the pool opens out, I'll swim, too, and I like to... I hate swimming so much. I love it. Why? I just hate... I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like do like speed laps. I just

do it for a long time, and it's... Yeah, I know. But, What is it? It's good resistance. It's a resistance work. I would rather lift weights and walk on a treadmill than to jump in a pool and do 20 laps. I love in the pool. I turn on some yacht rock.

Oh, you have waterproof headphones? No, I just play it. Like, there's nobody, everybody that lives in my building is 90 years old. Nice. And they do the pool from like 9 a.m. to like 11 a.m. And then it's mine for the rest of the day. Now I don't have to go to the radio station. Except if one of them dies in the pool.

There's a net. I'll get it. You're like, you know what? I keep making excuses. All right. We're going to get this out, then we're going to deal with that. I go myself,

I'm getting a workout. There's a million reasons not to work out. Yeah, there's a whole we find a reason. The pool smells like mothballs and yogurt. Adult swims over. Mothballs and yogurt. Yeah, I love swimming.

It's a nice, easy workout, and it's just fun, too. I think you get a little sun and, you know. Yeah, it's nice. Yeah, I hear you. Invite some people over. I like. swimming. I just don't like swimming for exercise. I don't like riding a bike for exercise. I'm with you

on that. I hate that. It's boring. Yeah. I'd rather walk with a TV show on. I can just watch my show. Yeah. Go up and down on the thing and then sweat. I don't want to fucking be on a bike with my asshole hurting. I hate, yeah, I'm not much of a bike guy either. Yeah. When you're fat riding a bike, I was, last time I wrote a bike. Dude, I got like the big seat at one point. The big seat at one point. But it still sucks. I wrote a bike with my brother and I couldn't feel my balls like my dick and balls because I was sitting on the yeah because you sit on like the perennium

yeah it's like going up sure what do you mean sure yeah no sure yeah I'm just saying sure yeah that makes sense you said sure like yeah yeah yeah you're not supposed to be that fast so you're gonna lose yeah yeah you lose sensation in your balls yeah that would be hilarious

to see you on a bite people wouldn't people I was riding by people could not believe it it felt bad like it had three wheels three wheeled bike Looking at me like two in the back. Yeah, two in the back. But you're, how tall are you?

I'm, I'm six, three. Yeah, he's a, you're also a big kid. That's my only saving grace is I'm tall. I mean, it doesn't save you. You're a fat fuck. No, but people will be able to bike since numb. That's my only saving grace. My only saving grace.

Is that I'm as tall as I am wide. I'm symmetric. Lay me down, stand me up. It doesn't matter. If I was 5'4, I'd, kill myself. How's all are you?

5-8. I know. Could you imagine? Being fat and 5-8? I was. I would suck. I was. I know.

Oh, is that the point? No, yeah. Who could do that? Got a fat off. Can I say why? Got a fat off here. This is why it didn't work. This is why Danny's never works.

You were too happy about it. Too fast. You got to let us respond. You were like, how's that work? yeah it clicks in your brain like how's that work how's that fucking work well like is he all right like

I fucking asshole let us enjoy it before you enjoy it you fucking fat pieceish tall shit how's that feel oh like he does the oh how did that feel me in five eight oh yeah

you can't be your own hype man yeah yeah hey Bill last week he had to he wanted Last episode, you wanted me to look up a book that didn't exist. Oh, wah, wah, wah.

Ooh, motherfucker. He has a soundboard. He's like, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo. Banging the podcast, Mike, against his knee. Sheppelin? Yeah. Ah, shit. How's Chappelle doing?

Is he still doing? I think he's doing fine. I think he's in Yellow Springs, so he, like, does those shows down there. Yeah. It is, like, club that he just, like, has. everybody i've gone to i went to the birthday one when it was like the pandemic and he did in the field oh you went i went yeah as a comedian no that would have been that would have been amazing but uh but uh but no it was uh like bill burb uh bob sagget uh he's Kevin heart yeah is before he

died yeah yeah it was a crazy you think comedy's really dying huh no i just think it's i think people are tight with their money i don't think it's dying i think it's just people are very selective about how they're spending their money and I'm just hearing from friends that they're you know they were doing real well then like it's a little bit downslip right clubs might be struggling but there's a lot of like thriving indie scenes you know like yeah I know people are doing a show like the don't tell is and shit like people are doing shows don't tell is great yeah they're amazing I mean yeah Danny hooked me up with those guys yeah I mean it's weird though you're in front of like you know 700 all in nikes yeah yeah and you're like yeah my dick is

big they gotta stop doing them in like dance studios for kids though I I don't like that. I did want it in a dance studio. I did too. Too many mirrors. I'm like, we should not be here. Yeah, it was weird. This shouldn't be a place where it's dark and there's adults.

I love that you're talking about it because it's weird for the kids, but you're looking because you got to see yourself in a mirror. Like a parent. I don't know where to go. Yeah, I think they're cool, but I did in front of these sneakers. It was kind of just weird. My buddy in Florida did a badass one where there was a plane hanger and there was a full plane behind him. It was awesome.

Weat, wah, yeah, motherfucker. That's sick. I've done, like, in front of a climbing wall and people are like, ooh, what's this fat guy in a climbing? I'm like, because they paid me to be here. That's why. Yeah, it's like all of us doing one in a gym.

I did one in a boxing arena, like a boxing gym. That'd be like, you at a hair salon? They would just boo me. Boo. Boo. You. Hair styles are like, let me get out of it. Yeah, boy.

I'm sculpted. There's a thing called leaving conditioner. It's going to change your life. Johnny Depp would make that into something. I just wear a bunch of bracelets now. You should wear a suit with like, with the little, with the big, the little shoulder pads in it.

Oh, yeah, and I'll pick it out. Yeah. It would be here. You should be there for Halloween. Okay. Flat top for Halloween? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely.

You should be the penguin. The, um, the, A real penguin. Like a real penguin? No, not a real one. The one from Billy Madison. Hey, penguin. Holy shit.

You could have played the penguin, dude. That's your role in the remake, Colin. That's you. So now, I did the documentary. You guys don't know. You ever hear of hilarities in Cleveland? The documentary or the club? No, the club.

Yeah. It's one of the best clubs in the country. country guy runs it one of the best guys one of the best club owners too and uh they did a documentary on them it's the 40th anniversary yeah did they show it yet they have not they're showing it at the end of the month okay i did a little piece in the form um i'm excited to see it yeah i'll probably be cut out i'm always fingers my yeah exactly it's as soon as they get somebody more famous i'm i'm gonna it's either her or just cut that cut them out cut the guy who plays the club and really knows Nick

put the person that doesn't play the club let them talk you know what I mean it's always that shit it's like when I go to a club and I see silhouettes of comics that have never been there or would never set foot in this fucking place and I've been there for 19 years

and I'm nowhere to be found not even a headshot on the wall no no dusty headshot yeah the new manager has no idea who I am yeah I just did a club where the manager didn't even say anything to me I had to I had to go find her on

the fucking Saturday night Like hi Not even a hey welcome to the club Yeah I mean nothing Not even a good morning Not even a This is a reoccurring thing for you

People are not interested Like not saying hi What was that from? From you this You're a kid Oh the kid Morning Yeah the kid

Yeah I'm gonna kill myself That's why Danny can't leave That's what I found my end for the bonfire You were the only one who said hi to me Danny How funny would that be This was just a ploy. To continue to kill yourself so I can take the job. Yeah.

You guys are all in on it, including my wife. You're fucking my wife. Oh, I'd love to. I'd love for you to too. I'm fucking mad at her right now. I'd love to see her try to breathe. Bobby, why would you do this to me? Shut up, take it.

He said he liked to be choked. He didn't say how. my mic died. Ah, fuck me. Oh, get that some testosterone. Yeah, I love hilarities.

I love the hotel. Yeah. I love that fucking weird place. That's gonna, just the, so the hotel is right across from the club, and it's one of the first malls ever.

And now there's, like, no stores in it, but it's beautiful, like, art deco architectures and the new Superman movie. They filmed the scene in there. Did they really? Yeah. Like, where he's, like,

floating and kissing the girl. It's, uh, it's beautiful. It's beautiful. It's one of my favorite place. I mean, the room is fine. It's a great. They have rooms that are used to be storefronts that are rooms now. I try to always get one of those. But it's just fucking beautiful. But the club is amazing. I mean, downtown Cleveland is a weird place. Yeah. We have like three blocks, but they're not connected that are nice. And then in between is a little bit of a wasteland. Yeah, death. Yeah. Yeah. But it's fun. It's fun. Yeah. Good food scene. Good sports town. it's good i've never done comedy in uh ohio i'm going at september but it's basically like it's like

two hours outside of pittsburgh i forget the name of the time hey hey dude i know you're trying i know you're trying to hook up with cleveland right now talking to the microphone because we're doing a podcast i am it's like right here do you not hear me no you couldn't hear me not that part no no i'm sorry no you just yeah two hours outside of pittsburgh is cleveland hey man i'm gonna go on the road. Yeah, let me talk a little about it. Now, that's cool. I heard you a big and stuff. I don't have a radio for anybody. It's a little sidebar.

This is important. Yeah, a sidebar to fucking punch. Fucking asshole. Where are you going to be? It's funny for him. Oh, that's Youngstown. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Is it good? It's all right. It's like, I mean, it's like a, it's a good room.

It's set up perfect. Yeah. It just depends. Are you headlining or? Yeah, yeah. You don't have a good time. I was just there. My Friday was dog shit, and then my Saturday was great.

So, it's cool, you know. Oh, man, I think they're giving me two Fridays or something. They're giving two Fridays? Yeah, I think so. You got to stay a whole week. No, no, no, no, two shows on a Friday. Okay. All right.

You stay the whole week. You said that, right? Can I sleep here? Yeah. He said that, like, a non-headliner? Yeah, you say. Two Fridays? No, no.

I'm doing a show on Friday. Two shows on Friday. I have two Tuesdays. I have two Tuesdays and one of. Friday and three Thursdays. It's like a perfect low ceiling, tight room, like 80 people max. Great place to sleep if you need

it. You know what I mean? They got bunks. Now, where... Now, where... Where are you staying? I'm probably going to crash on my friends' catch, honestly. Yeah. I mean, I can't. I don't move tickets, so I can't get a hotel. Dude, man, it's fucking... Moving tickets. I mean, I remember not moving tickets and it was

less stress. You show up, I'm cool. Yeah. Yeah. And you want seven to eat? I need. I need something. I'm actually depending on your feeding me because I have no money. I'm only working this gig because there's food involved. It's the truth in a place

of sleep. Yeah, that's like the main things you need. That's why I love the seller back in the day because you got a meal. Oh, they don't give you a meal no more? They give me a meal. Back in the day, you'd get paid in food. They would give you a whole meal, which was great, but Russ Meneve ruined it because he ordered

five meals. I guess he was like working out of the time. So he was just like just getting big so we'd order five main courses and eat them all and then they were like yeah you guys are paying half what are you're doing the same yeah that's oh yeah i don't know i always like some people mess stuff up like that yeah it's um because the food there is fantastic too food at the salad yeah or hilarities both both both are hilarious yeah yeah i ate at the cellar last night i had some wings and it's awesome you got the what's today thursday yeah yeah okay yeah i was in a town last night yeah um yeah the cell is great got good food

stands got good food right good pizza yeah that's all i've had i mean that's what i can say i would imagine they have good food yeah it looks it looks fancy it looks good from the window you know just watching it you can go in like even if you're not on stage you just go there why what happened they kick you out i don't know i've just fucking ate too many of the p he he ordered five main horses just stealing them what club are you in in the city uh fucking just the ones in brooklyn are you not in yet no i'm trying to your hipster rooms i'm doing hipster rooms you're tiny cupboard and stuff like that danny are you in the you're what rooms are you in the cell in the city none yeah you didn't get anything yet what is i you know i was at one point

passed at west side but i haven't and i haven't booked a spot there in eight months that was your clear you had your own show up yeah but i was also passed there and then i stopped doing the show there and then they stopped booking out no it's fucking weird why did you stop doing the show there then there's just too much work To do the show? I thought Like to work. Danny gives up easy.

It's too much work. What'd you have to do? Sell tickets. Show up. My job. It was the worst. And they get booked on other shows. I had to book it.

I'd ask comics, do you want to do it? So the thumb stress was so much with the typing. When does this come up? I just want to eat. Eat pussy. You can tell jokes, man. I'm Danny Brad. I'm a fucking...

This comes out, I don't know. Like five weeks. Six weeks. Oh, perfect. Seven weeks. Yeah. So whatever you have to plug... When all my dates are all dried up.

So I'll plug them for you. We'll put a little thing in. Yeah. At the end, make sure you... But, all right, let's do plugs right now. What do you got? I mean, what, six weeks from now? Well, I don't know.

It might be earlier than that. Five weeks. He's lying. Five weeks. He's buying. It is actually five weeks. But... It might be earlier than that.

Just plug your website. Bill Squire.com. I think I'll be in Fort Wayne. Fort Wayne, but you're going to be everywhere. Go. I'll be all over the place. He's all over the place. I'll have a bunch of,

I'll update on my dates, but I don't remember. I'll have to tell my manager to do that shit because I don't know. Arkansas. Fort Wayne, Minneapolis. Yeah, but that's all. Where in Minneapolis?

Comedy Corner Underground. What's that? It's a little. Is that near the Comedy on State? no that that's comedy on states in uh wisconsin but i am doing wisconsin i'm doing comedy cabin before that okay i think i've heard of the common that's like a great room right i hope so if there's enough people there it will be good any room's good if there's people that show up that's true isn't it isn't the best part about comedy yeah get around 100 people and you

good to go oh it feels it feels mad so nice dude i'm i'm fine if like 25 people show up in some of these rooms like you really set the bar low i do i have to i'm re i say starting from the scratch i say if fucking eight people who really like you show up and one of them is in your family and the rest are not that's a good show that's a good show and that's how you can get back into uh the west side comedy club it's too much work he's got pussy to get hey what do you got uh follow me on instagram Connor Daniels 91 uh post comedy sketches there yeah that's it and then i post show flyers too when they come up what See, I'm feeling the stage where I'm doing the indie room thing.

Yeah, yeah, dude, no trash the fucking indie room. Oh, Indy rooms are great. The indie rooms are going to be the next... I'll tell you, the rooms you guys are doing now is going to be the next thing where comedy people are going to go. Yeah. Because they're probably getting sick of regular comedy clubs that are putting on shit fucking shows.

Yeah. And they're going to these alternative rooms where they can go in for cheaper. It's a more intimate experience and it's funnier because that's where you're going. Cheaper, too. I said that. Yeah. I said it. I don't know if you heard me say it. See what happened? Yeah, I dropped my piss. What do you got? Um, I don't know if you're bringing my website up. I don't know if Danny likes you or not. Oh, nuts. Well, it's not nothing. I was unaware he had her website. Oh. Wow. Well, go to common armstrong comedy.com. I thought you were friends.

I know. I barely. He doesn't care about me. Like, you've said so many nice things about Danny. I've tried. And then they just, just, I give and I give. And I give nothing. And then you eat. And then you eat and you eat and I shit and then you suck it's not a lot not a lot there not a lot going on I mean there's not even color yeah it's a bad it's a bad website we got morristown new jersey yeah yeah where's oh yeah yeah and then uh I'm in wrote doing the rogue island festival um headlining sir no that's not gonna be all right the no elbow room and the end of may I'll be at the mothership with Rachel Feinstein that should be fun if you want to come if you're in Austin that'll be good you're staying

with her? No, I'm getting my, I'm proud, I don't know if I'm getting a room or I'm crashing him with someone. Nice. Awesome. I was, I was going to take Danny next time I went to the mothership. I'm really excited. But? I'm really stoked for it. I was going to take Danny the next time I went to mothership, but he might not be working for me.

You hear that? You hear that, Danny? All these things are up in the air now. You've done the mothership? I do it. I do it. I just did it again. Yeah, it's great. All right, so go to punchup. dot live slash Robert Kelly for all my dates I'm going to be I have minimal dates this summer you know I take the summer off so summer's tough if you want to see me uh I'm in the dojo I'm uh I'm in Portland Maine I'm I'm in a few places but you can always see me on Tuesday nights at the comedy

seller the pussycat lounge because that's where I play and I run I run my jokes and my hour and you can see Danny there uh you're going to come by and do five we got Joe Russell's always there and uh you know it's a fun time so come down to the pussycat on Tuesday nights, see me there every Tuesday pretty much in the summer and check out our patreon.com slash Robert Kelly because that's what we're going right now

with your questions for these guys. And we also, if you're a Patreon member, you're supporting the show, which thank you very. Bobby. Danny, can you get paper towels? Yep. Got too excited. I mean, you're real calm right now.

What's that, chocolate? I mean, hurry, Dan? It's coming. Uh-oh. It's coming. What are you? Use your hair. It's floating.

thank you daddy can you can you get that straw do you have it yeah yeah yeah pick that pick that up put that down all right yeah let's sorry about that so there you go we're gonna go to patreon dot com i just spilled shit you can this fucking asshole i am uh we'll see guys next time on you know what dude Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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